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The Simpsons.

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D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!

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D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh...!

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Hey.

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Did you bring
the milk?

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This concludes our service.

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Go now in the peace
of the Lord.

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So long, suckers!

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Move it, move it,
move it!

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Do you want to be second
out of the parking lot? Do you?

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- Leave her!
- We left her last week,

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and she didn't make
it home for dinner!

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You'll never
catch me, Lord!

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Oh, man, that church
service was so boring.

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I did a whole book
of Find-A-Words.

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Dad, all you circled
were the "I"s and "A"s.

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Those are words. Well,
where should we go for brunch?

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Griddler
on the Roof?

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Thank God
It's Fried Eggs?

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Luftwaffle's?

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Bodacious Frittatas?

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Buffet the Hunger Slayer?

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I want to say one.

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Be my guest.

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Denny's.

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Every place has
such a long line.

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Don't worry.
We'll just go home.

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Your mother
can cook.

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I just want a simple salad
with pine nuts,

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haricots verts,
seasonal heirloom tomatoes...

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Forget it! One day a week,

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I should be able
to put on nice clothes

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and have someone
bring food to me.

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There's a place...
with no line!

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Woo-hoo!

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Bart, that's not a restaurant,
it's somebody's house.

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Lisa's right, son.

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Your mom is way too classy
a lady to crash a private...

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I'm not cooking!

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And you can cut
your own meat!

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Everyone just act cool.

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If anyone asks,
tell them we're plumbers,

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and then start plumbing
until they go away.

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Hi...

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you!

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Dude! You don't think,
you know me, but you do!

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Oh Homer, you've got to try
this roast beef au jus.

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Mmm! Au jus!

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Not quite gravy,
not quite blood.

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Look at the crowd
around that table.

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It must be a make-
your-own sundae bar!

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Watch it.

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Oh, I can't wait to
taste that hot fudge,

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and caramel
and crushed nuts

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all slathered
over a delicious...

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elderly corpse?!

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We crashed a funeral!

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Oh, my God!

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Quick, everyone,
put on their long faces.

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Longer!

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We should get
out of here.

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Come on!

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Where's Bart?

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Mahogany.

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Great movie,
great casket.

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I miss my Pop-pop.

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I miss him, too.

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What's your name?

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- Donny.
- You're Donny?

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Pop-pop said that
after he died,

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you should give me
ten bucks a week.

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Starting now.

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Okay.

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Um, listen, I'm out
of town next week, so...

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Come on,
we're leaving!

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Ooh. After one more
mini-quiche.

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Excuse me.

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My brother twisted his ankle
setting up the chairs.

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Will the tragedies that stalk
this family never cease?

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Would you like to
be a pallbearer?

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Of course.

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I thought
she said polar bear.

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Please, sir, a little
respect for the dead.

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Oh, yes, of course. Whoa!

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Oh, my back!

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It hurts, and not in a good way.

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Well, time to move
on with our lives.

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Oh, stop it!

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I'm down here.

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Homer,

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you have
a mild back sprain.

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And you also ingested

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a dangerous quantity
of grave dirt.

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Well, you're always telling me
I should eat more dirt.

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Not dirt. Vegetables!

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Which grow in what?

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Oh! Look, I just need
to make sure

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your vertebrae
are properly aligned.

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This should take
only a minute,

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and cost about
a thousand dollars.

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That doesn't sound

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like Homer's usual
annoyed grunt.

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Fascinating.
When Homer's on his back,

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his stomach lodges perfectly
under his diaphragm,

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giving him a powerful
singing voice.

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Is that
a real thing?

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It is!

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Tenor Andrea Bocelli

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recorded an entire
song on his back.

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You know, Homer,

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your singing could help
alleviate patient suffering,

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and save us a fortune
in Demerol.

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My pleasure.

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If ever I would leave you.

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It wouldn't be in summer.

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Seeing you in summer

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I never would go.

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Your hair streaked
with sunlight.

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Your lips red as flame.

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Your face with a luster.

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That puts gold to shame!

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But if I ever leave you.

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It shouldn't be in autumn.

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How I'd leave in autumn

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I never will know

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I've seen how you sparkle.

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When fall nips the air

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I know you in autumn.

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And I must be there.

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Ah, nothing lifts my spirits
like shopping.

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Let's see,
I'll take his liver,

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a case of Adam's apples,

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that motorcycle man's
moustache.

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Oh, the money you've
contributed

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to anti-helmet laws has
really paid off, sir.

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Well, young people
are my future.

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And could I leave you.

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Running merrily
through the snow...

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That beautiful voice!

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It's making
my heart race!

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- Knowing how in spring...
- It's coming from down the hall.

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To the Betty and Herbert
Weinstein Pavilion!

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Oh, no! Not in springtime.

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Summer, winter or fall.

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No, never could
I leave you...

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At... all!

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Excellent, excellent!

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The Springfield Opera House,

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of which I am founder,
artistic director,

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and standing ovation
starter,

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is producing
La Bohème.

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I want you
to sing the lead.

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But I can only sing
lying on my back.

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Uh, we'll cover it
with a rewrite.

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Places, everyone!

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Oh, oh, I just have
one question:

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What is this movie about?

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For the last time,
it's not a movie!

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Excuse me, "film."

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It's an opera
and you are in it!

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Muah!

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Good luck.

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Rodolfo, perché lete
che vi trovate gio?

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Ho danneggiato
il mio piede.

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Nei cieli bigi.

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Guardo fumar dai mille
comignoli parigi.

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- Homer's fantastic!
- Yeah.

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But these seats
are terrible.

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Mimi! Mimi!

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Mimi! Mimi!

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Bravo!

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Bravo!

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Encore!

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My boy, you are a star.

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Woo-hoo!

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An opera star!

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Dad, you were great!

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And you contributed
to our culture!

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Well, I didn't mean to.

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No, no. It's a good thing.

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Oh, good.

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This makes up
for me showing up drunk

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to the father-daughter dance.

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The dance isn't
till next week.

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Sorry, Lisa.

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Can't change
the future.

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And the home.

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Of the...

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Bra-aave!

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We're free!

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Figaro, Figaro, la, la, la.

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Nice set, Homer.

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That was a hot one.

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Wow, praise
from Placido Domingo.

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Just call me P-Dingo,

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Eh, I'll think about it.

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You know, Homer,

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there's one thing about opera
that has always bugged me:

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Everyone sings
instead of talking.

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But you made
me believe

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I was in a magical world

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where singing
is talking.

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Thanks!

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You know, of the three tenors,
you're my second favorite!

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No wait, I forgot about
that other guy.

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Sorry, you're third.

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Wait, Homer,
before you go,

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there is a new note
I've been working on.

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Tell me what you think...

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what if you gave it a little
more of this flavor...

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Like this?

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Keep reaching
for the stars, kid.

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Happy anniversary,
sweetie.

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You know, it might be
a little more romantic

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without your entourage.

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But I need my childhood friends
to help me keep it real.

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Would you have me keep it fake?

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Homer,
can't we please be alone?

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It's our
anniversary.

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We'll move
to another table.

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Yoko.

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See?

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Isn't it nicer,
with just you and...

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Excuse us.

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Would you mind signing
autographs for my mother and me?

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Oh, my pleasure.

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To the hottest girls
in the room.

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What is he saying?

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I said you look hot!

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Hot!

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- Ay Chihuahua!
- Ay chi-what?

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Hua-hua!

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I want you to stop
flirting with women.

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No problem.

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Sir, may I say

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I thoroughly enjoyed
your performance.

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May I say

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I'm enjoying the calm waters
of your deep, blue eyes?

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Oh, well...

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What?

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That's how guys talk.

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You are out
of control!

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The late nights,
the eating!

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You've actually
outgrown your cape!

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Oh, Homie...

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I miss our
alone time.

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I miss you.

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Need some help, H?

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Want us to take Marge shopping?

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You guys go on,
we're gonna walk home.

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Great call, H,
walking's the best.

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I really want to
hook up with Homer.

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Now we both know
that ain't gonna happen,

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but, uh, I'm right here.

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Yeah.

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Oh, yeah.

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Marge, when I'm onstage,

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I can only sing
those love songs

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by picturing
your beautiful face.

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So in a way,

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my groupies are really
our groupies.

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Aw, you're sweet.

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Oh, my God, it's him!

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Use your opera
glasses, Dorothy.

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Switching to thermal imaging.

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Target acquired.

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Oh, we're trapped.

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00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:39,712
Your fans will
rip us to pieces.

269
00:14:39,795 --> 00:14:41,589
Not me, they love me.

270
00:14:51,223 --> 00:14:52,433
Get on.

271
00:14:59,773 --> 00:15:02,359
Sir, thank you
for saving us.

272
00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:04,069
Do you want
to come in for coffee?

273
00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:07,865
That's right, I'm a woman.

274
00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:10,326
A lady motorcycle driver?!

275
00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:11,660
What is this,
The Twilight Zone?

276
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:16,081
It's a shame a few
out of control fans

277
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:17,583
can make the rest
of us look bad.

278
00:15:17,666 --> 00:15:20,377
I couldn't agree more, Julia.

279
00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:22,212
Listen, I love opera,

280
00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:24,340
but I hate the way these people
treat your husband.

281
00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:26,634
Why don't you make me
president of Homer's fan club

282
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:28,469
and I'll keep the
crazies in check.

283
00:15:28,552 --> 00:15:30,846
That's a great idea.

284
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:34,016
To celebrate, I'll go whip us up
some Chex Mix pie.

285
00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:36,226
So did you see
the show tonight?

286
00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:38,354
Remember the part
where I forgot the words

287
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:40,940
and I just sang
"Uh-oh Spaghetti-os"?

288
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:42,691
I'm hoping
they send me a case.

289
00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:47,196
Now listen, Homer.

290
00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:49,198
You can have me
anytime you want me.

291
00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:50,783
Marge!

292
00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:52,534
But if you say
one word to your wife,

293
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:53,637
I'll tell her you attacked me.

294
00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:55,287
What is it, sweetie?

295
00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:58,791
Um... everyone's
wearing clothes in here.

296
00:15:58,874 --> 00:15:59,874
That's nice.

297
00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:05,881
Mr. Simpson will
send you a photo

298
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,525
if you send him
a self-addressed envelope.

299
00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:09,635
Mr. Simpson cannot

300
00:16:09,718 --> 00:16:10,779
sing at your daughter's
birthday,

301
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,221
but he will come for cake.

302
00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:14,640
Dedicate your shopping center?

303
00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:16,016
What's the anchor store?

304
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:17,100
I don't think so.

305
00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:18,852
She's perfect!

306
00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:20,288
For the first time
since you became

307
00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:23,232
an opera star
I can finally relax.

308
00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:25,359
Well, uh, I'm not sure
she's working out.

309
00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:51,802
That's it!

310
00:16:51,885 --> 00:16:53,165
Let me make
something very clear:

311
00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:54,888
My heart belongs
to Marge and you can

312
00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:56,015
never, ever have it.

313
00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:57,683
This opera's over

314
00:16:57,766 --> 00:17:00,477
when the fat man sings.

315
00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:01,562
All right, Homer.

316
00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:02,855
I understand perfectly.

317
00:17:02,938 --> 00:17:04,356
You shall never be mine.

318
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,650
That's good.
You've calmly accepted

319
00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:09,653
that you will never have the
only man you could ever love.

320
00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:11,613
Now, I think it would
be best if you left.

321
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:15,409
- Julia, wait!
- Yes?

322
00:17:15,492 --> 00:17:16,994
Before you go,

323
00:17:17,077 --> 00:17:18,996
could you hire your
own replacement?

324
00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:22,750
But make sure
she's not crazy like you.

325
00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:30,299
Die, you stupid cobra!

326
00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:31,675
Die! Die!

327
00:17:34,636 --> 00:17:36,972
Dad, I think someone's
trying to kill you.

328
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,098
Who could it be?

329
00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:39,725
A disgruntled former employee?

330
00:17:39,808 --> 00:17:43,145
Whoever it is, the cobra
is their symbol.

331
00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:49,610
D'oh, d'oh, d'oh,
d'oh, d'oh, d'oh, d'oh.

332
00:17:49,693 --> 00:17:53,447
Woo, woo, woo,
woo, woo, woo-hoo.

333
00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:58,494
Stu, stu, stu,
stu-pid Flanders.

334
00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:00,913
Why the crescendo,
my dear, old friend-o?

335
00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:03,457
Get lost you waste
of a moustache.

336
00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:05,459
Okily-dokily.

337
00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:08,670
Chief, I think we should
cancel the performance.

338
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,255
No can do, Marge.

339
00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:12,174
My first duty is to the
season-ticket holders.

340
00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:13,926
But don't worry,
I've got the entire

341
00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:15,761
opera house on
a complete lockdown.

342
00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:17,888
I got sharpshooters
on the gargoyles,

343
00:18:17,971 --> 00:18:20,224
inflatable Homer
decoys in the seats,

344
00:18:20,307 --> 00:18:22,684
and to take out
the biggest threat of all,

345
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:24,645
we're pre-crashing
the chandelier.

346
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:32,653
Se il mio nome.

347
00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:37,407
Saper voi bramate.

348
00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:39,910
Dal mio labbro
il mio nome...

349
00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:43,372
I'm so tense.

350
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:45,541
I can't enjoy Count Almaviva

351
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:48,502
serenading the intended bride
of Dr. Bartalo.

352
00:18:48,585 --> 00:18:49,711
I just can't.

353
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:51,338
I don't see anything suspicious.

354
00:18:51,421 --> 00:18:55,384
Except someone is loudly
unwrapping their candy.

355
00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:59,012
It ain't candy, it's a lamb chop
wrapped in foil.

356
00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:01,223
Hey, Mom, do all
conductors carry

357
00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:02,975
poisoned blow-darts
in their pocket?

358
00:19:03,058 --> 00:19:06,228
Well, Arthur Fiedler used to,
but I'd better take a look.

359
00:19:11,024 --> 00:19:12,651
Chief Wiggums!

360
00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:15,279
The maestro is the killer!

361
00:19:15,362 --> 00:19:16,822
All right, I'm going in.

362
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:25,289
Allegro! Allegro!

363
00:19:25,372 --> 00:19:27,207
I mean, andante. Andante!

364
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:28,709
Ah, yeah.

365
00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:40,595
Snipers, take the shot.

366
00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:01,033
Okay, that's a wrap, people!

367
00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:04,411
Luckily, the sniper bullets

368
00:20:04,494 --> 00:20:06,163
stopped her heart
from pumping the poison

369
00:20:06,246 --> 00:20:08,498
through her body long enough
for the chandelier

370
00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:10,083
to squish it all out of her.

371
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:12,336
With any luck, she'll be up
and stalking within a week.

372
00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:16,048
I'm sorry you got hurt,

373
00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:18,217
but you learned
an important lesson.

374
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,969
One comes between
me and my Homie.

375
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,804
I'll get you for this, Marge,

376
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:24,514
if it's the last thing I do.

377
00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:26,433
Oh, and I scheduled
the cable guy

378
00:20:26,516 --> 00:20:28,435
to come on Wednesday
between 10:00 and 2:00.

379
00:20:28,518 --> 00:20:30,395
Oh, but Wednesday's
not good for me.

380
00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:32,648
I know, Marge. I know.

381
00:20:38,695 --> 00:20:40,781
Let's go, Hagliacci,

382
00:20:40,864 --> 00:20:43,784
or should I say,
Madame Butterface?

383
00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:44,868
- What? What?
- I had two.

384
00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:47,621
Well, that's it.

385
00:20:47,704 --> 00:20:49,790
I'm retiring from the opera.

386
00:20:49,873 --> 00:20:51,625
It's just too popular.

387
00:20:51,708 --> 00:20:54,294
And I know something
much more fun

388
00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:56,046
I can do on my back.

389
00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:02,219
Singing opera made me
good at painting.

390
00:21:02,302 --> 00:21:05,430
- Is that a real thing?
- No.

391
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