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The Simpsons.

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Woo-hoo!

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Okay, Maggie.

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Say your "good nights."

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Good night,
Teddy Bear.

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Good night,
Justin Timberwolf.

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Good night,
Bedtime Krusty.

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Don't let he bedbugs bite!

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Krusty's Anti-Bedbug Spray
sold separately.

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May contain poison.

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Good night, Maggie.

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Come on, sweetie.

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Everyone's going to sleep.

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You know
you make me wanna.

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Shout!

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- Throw my hands up and.
- Shout!

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Kick my heels up and.

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Shout!

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Hey-ey-ey-ey-ey.

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Hey-ey-ey-ey-ey.

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A little bit louder now.

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A little bit louder now.

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Hey-ey-ey-ey-ey...

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All right, I'll make you
another bottle.

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Maggie's so clingy.

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Homer, hold her
while I pour the milk.

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No problem.

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My, you've grown.

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Whoa!

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Wha...?!

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Spilled milk?

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All over the floor.

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Hey, Apu, what happened
to all your milk?

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I sold it all to teenagers.

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There's a rumor you can mix
milk, Mentos and Lotto scrapings

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to make jetpack fuel.

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Does it work?

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Kinda.

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Hey, Moe!

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Got any milk?

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It's either milk or paint.

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It's paint.

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Or is it?

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Yeah, it's paint.

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Well, then I'll have
to charge you extra,

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depending on the color.

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Uh, stick out your tongue.

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Eggshell? No.

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Malabar ivory? No.

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Mediterranean ecru? No.

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Ah! Here it is... white.

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Ooh, that's gonna cost ya.

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There must be a Web site

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that can help you deal
with a clingy baby.

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Oh, I don't want to bother
the Internet with my problem.

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Aw, come on, Mom.
We'll help you surf.

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Click that one, Mom.

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- No, go up.
- Keep going... up, up, up!

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- The blue ones are ads.
- That's the toolbar.

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Now you've opened Word;
Close it.

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Close it.
Do-Don't save it.

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- Stop clicking.
- Don't go there!

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Why are you
buying a freezer?

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Don't click the cart
or you've bought it!

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Aw, you clicked
the cart.

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If you're so smart,
you do it.

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C.R.I.E?

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What does that stand for?

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"Creative Responses
for Infant Edu-loving!"

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Ooh, "edu-loving!"

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They come to your home to help
you raise "independent,

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self-actualized children.

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The counselors can come
day and night

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because they have no
families themselves."

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Okay, I'll sign up.

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You just bought
another freezer.

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Well, maybe I wanted
another freezer!

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I've got
to find milk somewhere.

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Oh, yeah!

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On the dark side.

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Oh, yeah!

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Oh... yeah!

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You want milk?!

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I got your milk right here.

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At first I thought you were
pointing to your crotch.

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You thought, huh?

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Yo, everybody! Get a load of
"Beautiful Mind" over here,

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with the thinkin'.

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Listen up, ya humps!

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Which one of youz parked
at the bank?

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'Cause they're towing
your sorry ass.

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...That's my car!

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Yo, Angelica.
Get over here.

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This don't mean nothing.

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Ah, please! Give me a break!

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I've been driving all night,
looking for milk for my kids.

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I'll tell you what.

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I'll give you a ride
to the impound lot.

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Okay, let me just grab
my registration.

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I can't believe your boss
lets you listen

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to rock music
while you work.

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My boss?

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I don't think my boss has
a problem with anything I do.

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Oh, I'd really like
to meet this guy.

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Well, he's in this truck
right now.

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But it's just you and me.

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That must mean...

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I'm your boss!

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I'm sick of you! You're fired!

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No, you dumb Dominick.
I'm my own boss.

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Shut up!

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When you call in sick,
who do you call?

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I don't call in sick.
I work when I want to.

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Sometimes you want to work?

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Hey, I get to drive around,
eat what I want,

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eyeball the highway honeys...

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I'm your aunt, stupid!

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...and lasso the street cattle.

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Street cattle?

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The cars I tow, I got
all kinds of names for them:

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She-atas,
Hebrew canoes,

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spam cans,
Swedish speedballs,

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and of course,
stretch lame-os.

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Some of those were pretty funny.

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Check it out.

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We already got
a "whine line."

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When can I get my Beamer?

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I can't be out in this
neighborhood!

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My jewelry's real!

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You can't tow a hybrid.

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My blow better still be
in the glove box.

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Wow, you make
people miserable

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and there's nothing
they can do about it!

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Just like God.

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Man, oh, man, you got
the greatest job in the world.

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You know,
if you're interested,

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we could use
another hook jockey.

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The Springfield territory's
wide open,

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since Flatbed Fred
got killed

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in that murder-murder-
murder-suicide.

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I would love to!

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Oh, but I don't have
a tow truck.

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For 500 bucks, I'll sell you
this old bucket.

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Hmm... I'm not sure
my wife will go

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for this naughty
mud flaps.

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Not to worry. These...
are the ones you show at home.

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Ah, that's still
too sexy for my wife.

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No problem.

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Man, you work as a silhouette
model for one day

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and it haunts you
for the rest of your life.

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Now just remember two rules.

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One, stick to Springfield.

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If I catch you on my turf,
I'll rip off your head,

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vomit down your neck,
pull out your heart,

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show it to your head,

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then shove 'em both down
your neck hole,

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to which I previously alluded.

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"...which I previously
alluded..."

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Are there two "L's"
in "alluded"?

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Rule number two, always keep
your hook pointed out.

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Why? What happens
if I point it this way?

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Oh hello-o!

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- Hello!
- Hello, Captain Hook!

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Oh, spoil sport.

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Oh, you're no fun.

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Ah, my first tow.

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I think it goes... here.

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Ah, my first tow.

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Stop. Stop.

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I'm entitled to park there.

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Really?
What's your handicap?

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Pogonophobia...
Fear of beards and mustaches.

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Well, I guess I can call a cab.

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Stay back! All of ya!

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Faster!

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More dangerous!

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Whoa...

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Marge, your codependent
hyper-nurturing

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has infantilized your baby.

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You've made her queen
of her "clingdom."

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Ooh, did you hear that,
Maggie-wags?

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You're a queen.

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Marge, you're reinforcing
a negative.

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I'm what?

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Allow me
to demonstri-care.

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Actualize!

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And now you are free
to live like a human being.

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Maggie's crying.

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She's not crying,

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she's celebrating
her independence.

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Don't crash that party.

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Oh... one hug can't hurt.

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Yes, it can... hugs are drugs,

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and your daughter's an addict.

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I guess it's time to let
my little girl grow up.

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You see?

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Now her childhood
can begin-ualize.

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Huh. Thank you, CRIE.

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I'm, huh, I'm sorry
about the kick.

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I've never done anything
like that before.

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Yeah, well, I'm glad your first
time was such a success.

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What the hell are you doing?

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I'm doing my job.

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You're hovering over a hydrant.

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You're in the sky now...
My domain.

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I've got tow dough

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- I'm looking to blow, Moe.
- Huh?

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I'm buying a round
of the fanciest drink you got.

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Four "Lobster-politans"
comin' up.

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Here's to Homer
and the cars he towed.

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With those jerks
out of the way,

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I was able to park
right outside.

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Outside?

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That's a one-hour parking zone,

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and you've been here
a good 81 minutes.

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Correction:
A great 81 minutes.

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'Cause nothing beats hangin'
around with old friends,

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drinkin' lobster-based
designer drinks and...

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Huh, good joke, Homer.

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You can unhook my car now.

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Uh, looks like
he's driving away with it.

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No, he's just moving it
so it won't get towed.

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Maggie, what can
I get you for breakf...?

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You did everything yourself.

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Homer, where have you been?

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Marge, when you're married
to a midnight towboy,

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you might not see him
for days on end.

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I don't want to live like that.

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Hey, when you married a man
who would, years later,

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without warning, become
a tow truck driver,

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you knew what the deal
would eventually be.

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Well, no one's
disputing that.

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Guess what, boy?

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Last night I towed
your principal's car.

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Oh, awesome.

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How's he getting around?

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You can't impound
my spirit.

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Top of the mornin',
Tow-mer.

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It's Homer, idiot.

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So it is.

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I'm just here
to pay the fine

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for the Sunday
School bus.

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You towed it with
the kids still in it.

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I guess I'm more powerful
than God now.

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You know
what they say:

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"With great power comes
great responsibility."

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Who said that?!

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I'll kill them with my power.

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Take that,
you tow-talitarian.

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Doesn't that joke make
light of totalitarians?

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Yeah. Stalin put my grandmother
in a forced labor camp

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for 20 years.

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Look, I was insensitive,
and I'm sorry.

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But what this is really about
is a bully with a winch.

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If I'd wanted the laws of this
town enforced to the letter,

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I wouldn't have hired fatty here
as police chief.

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Hear that, Ralphie?

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The mayor knows Daddy.

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All right, listen up.

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00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:59,320
I know a thing or two
about tow-Joes.

261
00:12:59,403 --> 00:13:02,364
I married three of them,
and they're real territorial.

262
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:04,700
Now here's the plan...

263
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,368
Get in here, Mel.

264
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:07,703
I don't bite.

265
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,789
I might gum ya,
and you might like it.

266
00:13:22,426 --> 00:13:24,887
Must we all wait
behind this bush?

267
00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:26,597
I have theater tickets.

268
00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:27,890
Ooh, theater tickets, huh?

269
00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:29,433
Now ya got nothin'.

270
00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:48,118
Maggie's completely independent.

271
00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:51,956
At least you need me,
sack of potatoes.

272
00:14:09,723 --> 00:14:11,684
Oh, my God...

273
00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:13,477
multiple tickets,

274
00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:14,854
handicapped spot,

275
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:16,480
parked by a hydrant,

276
00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:18,566
incomprehensible
vanity plate.

277
00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:22,027
If my life as a tow truck driver
were a teleplay,

278
00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:24,238
this would be the end
of act two.

279
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,376
I told you to stay off my turf!

280
00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:38,961
What? I'm still
in Springfield.

281
00:14:42,339 --> 00:14:43,674
Wha...?!

282
00:14:43,757 --> 00:14:45,050
Okay,
I made a mistake.

283
00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:46,802
Why don't you give me
two demerit points

284
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,554
in a point system
we work out right now?

285
00:14:59,648 --> 00:15:01,775
Put me down, you lousy...

286
00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:03,235
Wee!

287
00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:04,486
Okay,
I'm warning you...

288
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,113
Wee!

289
00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:08,032
I'll kill you, you son of a...

290
00:15:08,115 --> 00:15:09,867
Wee!

291
00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:12,286
All right buddy, that's it,
I've had...

292
00:15:12,369 --> 00:15:13,369
Wee!

293
00:15:14,371 --> 00:15:17,041
Oh, wee...

294
00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:23,505
You... let go!

295
00:15:25,215 --> 00:15:27,384
All right,
Just... let... go.

296
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:32,181
Oh, a trap door.

297
00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:33,182
What's down there?

298
00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:34,558
Your Meatball
collection?

299
00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:36,161
- Goodbye.
- I thought we were friends!

300
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:37,745
I was kidding you
in a friendly fashion!

301
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:42,608
Who are you guys?

302
00:15:42,691 --> 00:15:43,776
We're just like you...

303
00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:46,111
Tow truck drivers
who got greedy.

304
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:48,405
Is Louie keeping you
prisoner here?

305
00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:49,990
No. We're waiting for him

306
00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:52,159
to give us a timeshare
presentation.

307
00:15:52,242 --> 00:15:53,994
Actually,
we're an a cappella group

308
00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:56,413
and we're gonna sing
"Under the BoardWalk."

309
00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:58,558
The truth is, we're just waiting
for each others' hair to grow

310
00:15:58,582 --> 00:15:59,959
so we can braid it.

311
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:02,628
Okay, I get it.

312
00:16:02,711 --> 00:16:03,711
I'm not stupid.

313
00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:04,797
It's number two, right?

314
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:09,510
Under the boardwalk.

315
00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:14,890
Down by the sea.

316
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:18,018
On a blanket with my baby.

317
00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:22,022
That's where I'll be.

318
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:24,650
Under the boardwalk.

319
00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:27,236
Out of the sun!

320
00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:29,321
It sure is great not
having Homer around

321
00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:31,156
to tell us where we can
or can't park.

322
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,409
Yeah, without the crushing
rule of law,

323
00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:35,828
society will do a better job
of regulating itself.

324
00:16:43,919 --> 00:16:45,379
Of all the nerve!

325
00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:57,391
Now to buy some soft luggage.

326
00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:02,646
Dad?

327
00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:03,897
Where are you?

328
00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:04,981
Do not worry.

329
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:05,941
I am working.

330
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,359
Working? Where?

331
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:08,986
Ask no questions.

332
00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:10,404
And do not call
the police,

333
00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:11,613
or I will kill me.

334
00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:13,157
You sound weird.

335
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:14,825
All is well.
Goodbye forever.

336
00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:18,746
Get out of the way!

337
00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:19,830
That's my space.

338
00:17:19,913 --> 00:17:20,914
I was here first.

339
00:17:24,334 --> 00:17:26,253
Avast, ye sky whale!

340
00:17:37,514 --> 00:17:39,391
I need a camera battery!

341
00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:50,110
All the Transformers
transformed

342
00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:52,321
back into trucks and cars.

343
00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:54,031
The end.

344
00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:55,258
- Oh, that's great.
- Great story.

345
00:17:55,282 --> 00:17:56,742
Okay, we've got time
for one more.

346
00:17:56,825 --> 00:17:58,327
Oh, yeah. All right.

347
00:17:58,410 --> 00:17:59,787
Once upon a time,

348
00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:02,790
there was a hilarious ogre
named Shrek Three.

349
00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:04,792
He lived in medieval times,

350
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:07,711
but sometimes he'd say things
from today times...

351
00:18:09,129 --> 00:18:10,297
Got one!

352
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:17,988
We can say these swears
any time we want

353
00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:19,139
because they're
in the Bible!

354
00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:21,266
I don't think "Leviticus"
is a swear.

355
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:22,660
Shut the hell up,
you damn ass whore.

356
00:18:22,684 --> 00:18:23,684
Bart?

357
00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:27,940
I'm starting to worry
about your father.

358
00:18:28,023 --> 00:18:29,942
Well, I know he seems
to get dumber every year,

359
00:18:30,025 --> 00:18:31,527
but lately he's plateaued.

360
00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:33,362
He hasn't been home
in four days.

361
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:36,990
Well, I guess he told me
not to worry.

362
00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:40,285
Where are you, Homie?

363
00:19:24,746 --> 00:19:26,623
Yah, yah, doggies!

364
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:30,544
Go, go, go!

365
00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:51,523
And if elected president
of our small community,

366
00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:53,483
I will determine
once and for all

367
00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:56,778
how far we can go
without being gay.

368
00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:01,408
Maggie!

369
00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:19,009
We're free!

370
00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:21,762
Maggie!

371
00:20:21,845 --> 00:20:23,347
You did all this?!

372
00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:28,352
And to pay you back,
I'm returning your nose.

373
00:20:28,435 --> 00:20:29,978
Here's your nose.

374
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:32,147
Daddy's putting back
your nose.

375
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,982
That's your...
Oh, wait.

376
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,066
That's Lisa's nose.

377
00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:37,778
Homie!

378
00:20:37,861 --> 00:20:40,614
You're all right!

379
00:20:40,697 --> 00:20:42,366
Thanks to her!

380
00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:45,160
Really?

381
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,745
Look at you...

382
00:20:46,828 --> 00:20:48,538
so grown up.

383
00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:50,290
Well, I've moved on, too.

384
00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:02,970
Are you sure?

385
00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:04,972
Hugs are dr...

386
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:12,938
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