1 00:00:03,941 --> 00:00:08,718 -♪ Somewhere up there ♪ 2 00:00:08,718 --> 00:00:11,991 ♪ Beyond the blue ♪ 3 00:00:11,991 --> 00:00:14,128 ♪ There's love ♪ 4 00:00:14,128 --> 00:00:16,299 ♪ For me ♪ 5 00:00:16,299 --> 00:00:19,640 -♪ And you. ♪ - Ah...! 6 00:01:01,957 --> 00:01:05,130 Oh, my gosh! It's what you thought I always wanted! 7 00:01:05,130 --> 00:01:07,636 I do like when you have a regimen. 8 00:01:07,636 --> 00:01:09,071 Oh. 9 00:01:09,071 --> 00:01:11,610 I can feel myself getting hotter than the other moms. 10 00:01:11,610 --> 00:01:14,382 And my husband can increase the incline from the app. 11 00:01:18,858 --> 00:01:20,995 I've never been happier. 12 00:01:20,995 --> 00:01:23,300 I'm back to my sixth-grade weight! 13 00:01:23,300 --> 00:01:25,170 Pedalon. Because a great marriage 14 00:01:25,170 --> 00:01:26,941 is a bike that goes nowhere. 15 00:01:26,941 --> 00:01:29,713 - Why, you... 16 00:01:29,713 --> 00:01:31,182 You know, Homie, 17 00:01:31,182 --> 00:01:34,723 an exercise bike would be good for someone like me 18 00:01:34,723 --> 00:01:36,459 who can barely leave the house. 19 00:01:36,459 --> 00:01:38,631 And my birthday's coming up. 20 00:01:38,631 --> 00:01:41,102 An exercise bike? Why would you want that, 21 00:01:41,102 --> 00:01:43,106 instead of getting locked into a gym membership 22 00:01:43,106 --> 00:01:45,143 you could never use and can't cancel? 23 00:01:45,143 --> 00:01:46,780 Oh, never mind. 24 00:01:46,780 --> 00:01:49,920 Just once I'd like to get something I want. 25 00:01:55,397 --> 00:01:57,969 I'll get her the damn bike 26 00:01:57,969 --> 00:02:00,307 and anything else the TV says. 27 00:02:00,908 --> 00:02:04,549 Why, you... 28 00:02:04,549 --> 00:02:07,187 Shut up, shut up, shut up! 29 00:02:07,856 --> 00:02:10,193 One wife bike, please. 30 00:02:10,193 --> 00:02:11,496 Excellent choice, sir. 31 00:02:11,496 --> 00:02:14,168 Our starter model goes for $1,500. 32 00:02:14,168 --> 00:02:16,272 $1,500?! 33 00:02:16,272 --> 00:02:19,145 Don't worry. We do have an installment plan. 34 00:02:19,145 --> 00:02:20,715 $40 a month for... 35 00:02:20,715 --> 00:02:22,484 ...months. 36 00:02:23,621 --> 00:02:25,157 That's better. 37 00:02:25,157 --> 00:02:26,527 And at 60 bucks for the classes... 38 00:02:26,527 --> 00:02:28,931 - What the...? - ...25 for the matching water bottle... 39 00:02:28,931 --> 00:02:32,137 - That's crazy. - ...and it's 125 for the special shoes. 40 00:02:32,137 --> 00:02:34,208 Fine, I'll take the shoes. 41 00:02:34,208 --> 00:02:35,210 Good choice. 42 00:02:35,210 --> 00:02:37,147 Regular laces or deluxe? 43 00:02:37,147 --> 00:02:39,151 - Regular. - The regular cost more. 44 00:02:45,965 --> 00:02:49,906 And now for the birthday elf to work his silent magic. 45 00:02:59,458 --> 00:03:02,297 Why did I say "I'll take it from here"? 46 00:03:02,297 --> 00:03:04,770 Why do I always want to impress? 47 00:03:04,770 --> 00:03:06,105 I got it from here, guys. 48 00:03:08,511 --> 00:03:11,049 No. I'll take me from here. 49 00:03:15,591 --> 00:03:17,494 Oh, God! 50 00:03:17,494 --> 00:03:20,233 Assembling your bike couldn't be easier. 51 00:03:20,233 --> 00:03:23,841 Step one, get your 10,000 SPM pneumatic jigsaw. 52 00:03:23,841 --> 00:03:24,943 My what? 53 00:03:24,943 --> 00:03:26,880 Difficult. Complicated. 54 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:28,183 Obscenely hard. 55 00:03:28,183 --> 00:03:29,452 Congratulations. 56 00:03:29,452 --> 00:03:30,955 You've opened the box. 57 00:03:30,955 --> 00:03:32,424 Now, we begin. 58 00:03:36,165 --> 00:03:38,604 Son, I'm trapped. 59 00:03:42,545 --> 00:03:46,887 There must be a way to get out of this gift! 60 00:03:51,262 --> 00:03:53,366 Love you, Dad. Mwah. 61 00:03:58,978 --> 00:04:00,848 Surprise! 62 00:04:02,284 --> 00:04:04,589 It's wonderful, Homie! 63 00:04:04,589 --> 00:04:08,229 And there's one thing left I can do. 64 00:04:12,204 --> 00:04:13,206 I'll fix that. 65 00:04:13,206 --> 00:04:14,843 Just stop. 66 00:04:19,619 --> 00:04:20,721 Okay. 67 00:04:20,721 --> 00:04:23,727 "Step one, create a unique username." 68 00:04:29,371 --> 00:04:31,877 Ooh, now, he looks like fun. 69 00:04:33,881 --> 00:04:35,217 What's up, Pedalon family? 70 00:04:35,217 --> 00:04:37,655 My name is Jesse, and I care about you. 71 00:04:37,655 --> 00:04:40,360 All of you. Except for the woman on the bottom left. 72 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:42,197 Your credit card was declined. 73 00:04:42,197 --> 00:04:44,769 Repo men are on the way! 74 00:04:45,771 --> 00:04:47,374 No...! 75 00:04:48,744 --> 00:04:50,548 Now let's ride. 76 00:04:56,994 --> 00:04:58,597 Oh, boy. 77 00:04:58,597 --> 00:05:00,601 You got this, ScaredToGoToGym! 78 00:05:00,601 --> 00:05:02,772 Way to be, EndorphinAnnie! 79 00:05:02,772 --> 00:05:04,910 And that is the end! 80 00:05:04,910 --> 00:05:07,782 Of warm-up. Let's look alive! 81 00:05:12,457 --> 00:05:14,663 I can't. 82 00:05:14,663 --> 00:05:16,365 I can't do it. 83 00:05:17,167 --> 00:05:19,238 Don't you give up, MrsMargeSimpson! 84 00:05:19,238 --> 00:05:22,010 You're talking to me. 85 00:05:22,010 --> 00:05:23,547 Yes, I am, MrsMargeSimpson, 86 00:05:23,547 --> 00:05:25,985 and I believe in you! 87 00:05:25,985 --> 00:05:28,991 Oh, my God. A positive online interaction. 88 00:05:28,991 --> 00:05:30,493 Can you believe it, Alexa? 89 00:05:30,493 --> 00:05:32,765 I'm on my break. 90 00:05:33,567 --> 00:05:36,405 And cross that finish line. 91 00:05:36,405 --> 00:05:38,343 To quote a personal hero of mine, 92 00:05:38,343 --> 00:05:39,713 Mr. Nelson Mandela, 93 00:05:39,713 --> 00:05:42,719 it always seems impossible until it is done. 94 00:05:42,719 --> 00:05:46,158 I prefer to believe that he was talking about riding a bike 95 00:05:46,158 --> 00:05:47,394 in your living room. 96 00:05:47,394 --> 00:05:49,365 Peace out! 97 00:05:50,601 --> 00:05:52,237 Is something wrong, Mom? 98 00:05:52,237 --> 00:05:54,441 You didn't get the mail today. 99 00:05:58,884 --> 00:05:59,686 What's this? 100 00:05:59,686 --> 00:06:01,422 Lisa, I'm in cool-down mode. 101 00:06:01,422 --> 00:06:02,424 Can it wait? 102 00:06:02,424 --> 00:06:04,361 I don't want jelly legs. 103 00:06:04,361 --> 00:06:07,401 Mmm. Jelly legs. 104 00:06:13,012 --> 00:06:14,381 It's a jury summons, 105 00:06:14,381 --> 00:06:15,985 in my name! 106 00:06:15,985 --> 00:06:18,022 Ignore it. When you're my age, 107 00:06:18,022 --> 00:06:21,697 the last thing you want to do is stay still in a box. 108 00:06:21,697 --> 00:06:25,470 Yeah, I mean, obviously, it's for another Lisa Simpson. 109 00:06:26,305 --> 00:06:28,142 It says if I throw it away, 110 00:06:28,142 --> 00:06:30,615 there's six months in prison! 111 00:06:31,516 --> 00:06:33,921 Um, is that vegan? 112 00:06:33,921 --> 00:06:35,524 Vegan? No way. 113 00:06:35,524 --> 00:06:37,327 This is prison. 114 00:06:37,327 --> 00:06:39,699 It's vegetarian. 115 00:06:44,576 --> 00:06:46,647 Honey, you got the triple "H"! 116 00:06:46,647 --> 00:06:48,483 Homer, home and hungry! 117 00:06:48,483 --> 00:06:51,289 Can't talk now. Jesse is freestyle rapping. 118 00:06:52,357 --> 00:06:55,230 ♪ It's only the first inning, heart beating, no retreating ♪ 119 00:06:55,230 --> 00:06:56,867 ♪ Time, it is fleeting ♪ 120 00:06:56,867 --> 00:06:57,669 When are we eating? 121 00:06:57,669 --> 00:06:59,371 6:00 p. m. No cheating! 122 00:06:59,371 --> 00:07:02,545 ♪ I'm Hamilton on a bike, Hamilton on a bike, y'all ♪ 123 00:07:02,545 --> 00:07:05,918 ♪ You drop the LBs while I drop the mic, y'all! ♪ 124 00:07:05,918 --> 00:07:07,655 : Yeah! 125 00:07:09,124 --> 00:07:11,095 Oh... 126 00:07:12,999 --> 00:07:14,869 Ooh, a high four! 127 00:07:14,869 --> 00:07:17,207 Marge, sweetie, what does that bike give you 128 00:07:17,207 --> 00:07:18,877 that feeding me doesn't? 129 00:07:18,877 --> 00:07:20,815 Encouragement. 130 00:07:22,952 --> 00:07:24,254 MrsMargeSimpson, 131 00:07:24,254 --> 00:07:26,927 that is one beauteous gluteus! 132 00:07:27,795 --> 00:07:30,935 I'll put a stop to this here and now. 133 00:07:32,505 --> 00:07:34,576 Backup battery activated! 134 00:07:34,576 --> 00:07:37,481 And Marge Simpson is my biker of the week. 135 00:07:37,481 --> 00:07:39,953 Stupid Peloton! 136 00:07:39,953 --> 00:07:41,255 I mean, Pedalon! 137 00:07:41,255 --> 00:07:42,859 Uh, you know what I mean! 138 00:07:47,334 --> 00:07:49,773 Ah... 139 00:07:50,775 --> 00:07:53,179 MrsMargeSimpson, we're gonna play "Taps" 140 00:07:53,179 --> 00:07:55,317 because you killed it today. 141 00:07:57,487 --> 00:07:58,791 And riding to "Taps." 142 00:07:58,791 --> 00:08:01,028 And a one, and a two, and a go! 143 00:08:01,028 --> 00:08:04,001 Marge, you've been sitting on that thing all day. 144 00:08:04,001 --> 00:08:06,405 - Why don't you take a walk? 145 00:08:06,405 --> 00:08:07,775 Get a little exercise. 146 00:08:07,775 --> 00:08:10,246 Wait a minute, "Marge in Charge"? 147 00:08:10,246 --> 00:08:12,150 What happened to Mrs. Marge Simpson? 148 00:08:12,150 --> 00:08:15,056 I'm just getting tired of the same old things. 149 00:08:15,056 --> 00:08:16,693 Like my last name? 150 00:08:16,693 --> 00:08:18,831 That was my gift to you at our wedding. 151 00:08:18,831 --> 00:08:22,371 It's just a user name. You're overreacting. 152 00:08:22,371 --> 00:08:23,507 - Oh, am I? 153 00:08:23,507 --> 00:08:25,578 Am I overreacting to my wife 154 00:08:25,578 --> 00:08:27,882 being taken in by a cult? 155 00:08:27,882 --> 00:08:30,487 It's not a cult. It's just a group of people 156 00:08:30,487 --> 00:08:32,457 improving their lives, paying money, 157 00:08:32,457 --> 00:08:35,564 and slavishly following a charismatic leader. 158 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:40,240 Ah. Boy, do I love drinking that Kool-Aid. 159 00:08:51,863 --> 00:08:55,103 Um, excuse me, there's been a mistake. 160 00:08:55,103 --> 00:08:57,441 Yeah, that's what they all say. 161 00:08:57,441 --> 00:09:00,781 No, really. I should not be on a jury. 162 00:09:00,781 --> 00:09:02,985 Well, no one wants to be on a jury. 163 00:09:02,985 --> 00:09:05,123 But I have a valid excuse. I'm... 164 00:09:05,123 --> 00:09:06,660 Ugh, I'm so sick of this. 165 00:09:06,660 --> 00:09:08,764 People say their work is too important, 166 00:09:08,764 --> 00:09:10,500 or they have a vacation planned, 167 00:09:10,500 --> 00:09:12,805 or they hate cops, or they love cops, 168 00:09:12,805 --> 00:09:15,210 or they're secretly eight years old. 169 00:09:15,210 --> 00:09:17,414 But I am only eight years old. 170 00:09:17,414 --> 00:09:18,951 Just ignore that magazine, 171 00:09:18,951 --> 00:09:21,055 and please take a good look at me. 172 00:09:21,055 --> 00:09:24,027 What eight-year-old wears pearls? 173 00:09:24,027 --> 00:09:27,635 You're being non-responsive and borderline fascist. 174 00:09:27,635 --> 00:09:30,039 So you claim you're eight years old, 175 00:09:30,039 --> 00:09:32,512 and you're using language like that? 176 00:09:32,512 --> 00:09:35,584 Excuse denied! Get out of my face. 177 00:09:44,869 --> 00:09:47,542 - One, two, one, two, one... - Marge, Marge. Marge! 178 00:09:47,542 --> 00:09:50,480 - Ah! - You were pedaling in your sleep. 179 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:51,783 Good. Good. 180 00:09:51,783 --> 00:09:54,288 Jesse says the only bad workout is the one 181 00:09:54,288 --> 00:09:55,457 that doesn't happen. 182 00:09:56,526 --> 00:09:59,599 You brought Jesse into our bedroom. 183 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,636 Oh, sweetie, don't worry. 184 00:10:01,636 --> 00:10:03,707 Yes, I may dream about him, 185 00:10:03,707 --> 00:10:05,578 spend most of my day with him, 186 00:10:05,578 --> 00:10:09,251 use up half our disposable income on him. 187 00:10:09,251 --> 00:10:11,823 But I'm married to you, Jesse. 188 00:10:11,823 --> 00:10:14,461 Homer! Homer, Homer. I'm married to Homer. 189 00:10:14,461 --> 00:10:17,134 Now, let's get to Jesse. Sleep. Sleep. 190 00:10:17,134 --> 00:10:20,273 Homer. Oh... Mmm. 191 00:10:20,273 --> 00:10:21,576 Okay. 192 00:10:21,576 --> 00:10:23,412 What is that? 193 00:10:23,412 --> 00:10:27,287 Uh, it's a Pedalon pillow scent. 194 00:10:27,287 --> 00:10:29,258 What's it called? 195 00:10:29,258 --> 00:10:33,332 Um, "Sweat Dreams, by Jesse." 196 00:10:36,573 --> 00:10:39,044 Fine. I'm going to Moe's. 197 00:10:39,044 --> 00:10:41,583 Where the only exercise you get is lifting a mug. 198 00:10:41,583 --> 00:10:43,854 Sometimes Moe helps with that, too. 199 00:10:43,854 --> 00:10:47,394 That's my big boy. Only five more to go. 200 00:10:47,394 --> 00:10:49,364 That's my little drinker. 201 00:10:49,364 --> 00:10:50,433 Aww. 202 00:10:50,433 --> 00:10:52,738 Homer, what gives? It's only Tuesday, 203 00:10:52,738 --> 00:10:54,609 and you're drinking like it's a Thursday. 204 00:10:54,609 --> 00:10:56,378 I got nothing to go home to except 205 00:10:56,378 --> 00:10:58,650 except my incredibly fit wife. 206 00:10:59,853 --> 00:11:02,424 I think she has a thing for her ride instructor. 207 00:11:02,424 --> 00:11:03,560 Eh, don't worry. 208 00:11:03,560 --> 00:11:05,430 Those guys are losers in real life. 209 00:11:05,430 --> 00:11:07,000 Let me check out what they make. 210 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,706 $500,000? 211 00:11:09,706 --> 00:11:11,776 I wish I was a ride instructor. 212 00:11:11,776 --> 00:11:14,047 Yeah, me, too. Except for the bike riding, 213 00:11:14,047 --> 00:11:15,784 and saying encouraging things. 214 00:11:15,784 --> 00:11:18,122 And I'm not allowed to appear on the Internet 215 00:11:18,122 --> 00:11:20,594 without a big dot in front of my face. 216 00:11:20,594 --> 00:11:22,330 Wow, that is an improvement. 217 00:11:22,330 --> 00:11:25,771 Sure is gonna be hard to go back to "No-Dot" Moe. 218 00:11:25,771 --> 00:11:27,040 Just for that, I'll turn on 219 00:11:27,040 --> 00:11:29,979 - the really harsh lighting. - Turn it off. 220 00:11:29,979 --> 00:11:32,818 Why can't she be happy with the other instructors? 221 00:11:32,818 --> 00:11:36,660 Like Vivica, or Jen S. Or even Jen R.? 222 00:11:36,660 --> 00:11:38,362 Why always Jesse? 223 00:11:38,362 --> 00:11:40,233 Oh, did you say Jesse? 224 00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:43,339 - Jesse of Pedalon? - You guys know him? 225 00:11:43,339 --> 00:11:45,143 He is a damnation. 226 00:11:45,143 --> 00:11:47,648 Hey, you kiss your cross with that mouth? 227 00:11:47,648 --> 00:11:49,284 I know what I said. 228 00:11:49,284 --> 00:11:53,426 I could do laps in his deep blue eyes, that jerk. 229 00:11:55,631 --> 00:11:57,133 Would you listen to yourselves? 230 00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:59,572 Complaining that your wives found a healthy hobby. 231 00:11:59,572 --> 00:12:03,479 I'm ashamed to be drinking till 2:00 a. m. with all of youse. 232 00:12:04,949 --> 00:12:07,822 All rise for juror selection. 233 00:12:09,792 --> 00:12:11,997 She looks understanding. 234 00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:15,771 Christmas gift. 235 00:12:15,771 --> 00:12:17,508 Now, listen here. 236 00:12:17,508 --> 00:12:19,344 Jurors will only be released 237 00:12:19,344 --> 00:12:21,115 for the most serious of reasons. 238 00:12:21,115 --> 00:12:23,754 Tell you what, if you get me out of this, 239 00:12:23,754 --> 00:12:25,023 we could have coffee. 240 00:12:25,023 --> 00:12:27,027 Your Honor, we should both be excused. 241 00:12:27,027 --> 00:12:29,364 As a newsman who's seen too much, 242 00:12:29,364 --> 00:12:31,536 I can't possibly be objective. 243 00:12:31,536 --> 00:12:32,638 What about her? 244 00:12:32,638 --> 00:12:35,176 - She's my plus-one. - Aww. 245 00:12:35,176 --> 00:12:39,217 Do you have any objections to losing these... jurors? 246 00:12:39,217 --> 00:12:42,290 Ah, well, they're the only jurors I like. 247 00:12:43,961 --> 00:12:46,498 Oh, boy. Aw, geez. 248 00:12:46,498 --> 00:12:47,902 Don't type that part. 249 00:12:47,902 --> 00:12:49,471 And don't type the part where I said, 250 00:12:49,471 --> 00:12:50,541 "Don't type that part." 251 00:12:50,541 --> 00:12:51,776 Ah, she's typing it. 252 00:12:51,776 --> 00:12:53,914 You know, I think I'm gonna win this case. 253 00:12:53,914 --> 00:12:56,151 Oh, now she stops typing. 254 00:12:56,151 --> 00:12:58,824 Jurors six and eight are excused. 255 00:12:59,959 --> 00:13:01,796 This place makes no sense. 256 00:13:01,796 --> 00:13:02,898 You're telling me? 257 00:13:02,898 --> 00:13:04,602 I'm on this jury while I am 258 00:13:04,602 --> 00:13:07,107 simultaneously in prison. 259 00:13:07,908 --> 00:13:10,313 Personal best, WineMomNoMore. 260 00:13:10,313 --> 00:13:13,452 Big deal, the instructor talks to you. 261 00:13:13,452 --> 00:13:14,856 Marge in Charge. 262 00:13:14,856 --> 00:13:17,695 That's me, that's me, that's me. 263 00:13:17,695 --> 00:13:19,431 I'd like to see you after class. 264 00:13:19,431 --> 00:13:20,668 Meet me in the... 265 00:13:20,668 --> 00:13:22,304 Cool Down Lounge. 266 00:13:22,304 --> 00:13:23,507 Hmm? 267 00:13:23,507 --> 00:13:25,511 Marge, I've been watching you, 268 00:13:25,511 --> 00:13:26,713 and I would like to invite you 269 00:13:26,713 --> 00:13:28,182 for a private ride. 270 00:13:32,758 --> 00:13:35,196 A personal experience, you and me alone. 271 00:13:35,196 --> 00:13:36,833 The world is our bike lane. 272 00:13:36,833 --> 00:13:40,073 You mean the two of us in the same place? 273 00:13:40,073 --> 00:13:41,308 Oh, no. God, no. No. 274 00:13:41,308 --> 00:13:42,845 The same way we've always done it. 275 00:13:42,845 --> 00:13:44,348 You on your bike and me on mine. 276 00:13:44,348 --> 00:13:46,786 My motives are pure. Ha. 277 00:13:46,786 --> 00:13:48,389 Well, Marge? 278 00:13:48,389 --> 00:13:50,026 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 279 00:13:50,026 --> 00:13:53,032 ♪ We can make it if we try ♪ 280 00:13:53,032 --> 00:13:55,003 This makes me feel a little odd, 281 00:13:55,003 --> 00:13:56,840 but again, the only bad workout 282 00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:58,242 is the one you don't do. 283 00:13:58,242 --> 00:13:59,812 You got that right. 284 00:13:59,812 --> 00:14:01,382 I thought I shut this off. 285 00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:03,486 Uh, there's a five minute "secret listen." 286 00:14:03,486 --> 00:14:05,256 Y-You have to opt out. 287 00:14:10,199 --> 00:14:11,435 Here we go. 288 00:14:13,005 --> 00:14:15,343 You've got something to say, say it. 289 00:14:16,579 --> 00:14:18,149 Nap time. 290 00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:27,968 And when you found the victim lying carved up 291 00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:29,839 like a spiral-cut ham, 292 00:14:29,839 --> 00:14:31,408 You took this photo. 293 00:14:31,408 --> 00:14:33,780 Yeah, but see how I got the full moon 294 00:14:33,780 --> 00:14:35,718 reflecting in the pool of blood? 295 00:14:35,718 --> 00:14:37,688 And that's just using the iPhone 10, 296 00:14:37,688 --> 00:14:39,759 not the good one. Amazing. 297 00:14:39,759 --> 00:14:41,228 Can you believe this? 298 00:14:41,228 --> 00:14:44,167 Longest Judge Judy I've ever seen. 299 00:14:44,167 --> 00:14:46,205 This is not a TV show, 300 00:14:46,205 --> 00:14:48,577 and we are not a studio audience. 301 00:14:48,577 --> 00:14:52,383 And little jurors should be seen and not heard. 302 00:15:04,942 --> 00:15:06,946 WOMAN'S VOICE: Welcome to the Private Ride. 303 00:15:06,946 --> 00:15:09,919 - Just you and your instructor. 304 00:15:09,919 --> 00:15:12,558 We'll just send that to voice mail. 305 00:15:18,302 --> 00:15:20,306 That means thank you for joining me. 306 00:15:20,306 --> 00:15:22,778 Today our pedal odyssey will take us on 307 00:15:22,778 --> 00:15:24,615 the Great Wall of China. 308 00:15:24,615 --> 00:15:28,189 So sit back, enjoy, and... 309 00:15:28,189 --> 00:15:30,694 That means remember to hydrate. 310 00:15:34,702 --> 00:15:36,873 Behold the wonders of China. 311 00:15:36,873 --> 00:15:38,008 Bitcoin mines, 312 00:15:38,008 --> 00:15:41,583 forced labor camps where children make smartphones, 313 00:15:41,583 --> 00:15:44,387 and romance. 314 00:15:45,189 --> 00:15:47,561 Marge, I know we've had a tough few weeks, 315 00:15:47,561 --> 00:15:49,932 but I'm really gonna make an effort to be good 316 00:15:49,932 --> 00:15:51,135 till you're not mad. 317 00:15:51,135 --> 00:15:53,072 Then I'll go back to the way I was. 318 00:15:53,072 --> 00:15:54,775 That's it, feel the burn. 319 00:15:54,775 --> 00:15:57,180 Feel you, feel me. 320 00:15:58,984 --> 00:16:01,856 Let's take him down. 321 00:16:01,856 --> 00:16:03,392 You got to be more specific, Homer. 322 00:16:03,392 --> 00:16:05,597 We hate lots of guys in this bar. 323 00:16:05,597 --> 00:16:08,035 I know who he means. Jesse. 324 00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:09,337 If we did have sex, 325 00:16:09,337 --> 00:16:11,475 my wife would be thinking of him. 326 00:16:11,475 --> 00:16:14,381 And hypothetically, I'd be furious. 327 00:16:14,381 --> 00:16:16,853 When that guy tried to steal Marge, 328 00:16:16,853 --> 00:16:19,859 he woke the wrong sleeping fatso. 329 00:16:19,859 --> 00:16:22,163 I just have to find him. 330 00:16:22,163 --> 00:16:24,000 I can tell you where he is. 331 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,136 What? How? 332 00:16:25,136 --> 00:16:26,371 You know how the Church says 333 00:16:26,371 --> 00:16:28,910 we don't share any information? 334 00:16:28,910 --> 00:16:31,850 It's a lie. Google bought us six years ago, 335 00:16:31,850 --> 00:16:34,254 so here you are. 336 00:16:34,254 --> 00:16:38,864 I'm gonna put a foot-shaped dent in his beautiful ass. 337 00:16:38,864 --> 00:16:40,934 Defense, closing statement. 338 00:16:40,934 --> 00:16:42,905 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, 339 00:16:42,905 --> 00:16:44,842 consider everything you've seen, 340 00:16:44,842 --> 00:16:46,880 and beyond a shadow of a doubt, 341 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:49,050 you will vote guilty. 342 00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:50,921 You're the not guilty guy. 343 00:16:50,921 --> 00:16:52,858 Uh, wha-what? 344 00:16:52,858 --> 00:16:54,160 Gol-dang it. 345 00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:56,064 Now, if there are no further statements... 346 00:16:56,064 --> 00:16:57,601 I have a statement. 347 00:16:57,601 --> 00:16:59,104 This is highly irregular, 348 00:16:59,104 --> 00:17:01,174 but I'm very bored, so I'll allow it. 349 00:17:01,174 --> 00:17:03,880 Thank you. I didn't want to be on this jury. 350 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:05,316 I didn't think I was mature enough 351 00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:06,986 to decide a criminal case. 352 00:17:06,986 --> 00:17:10,192 But after seeing the nonsense that goes on in this courtroom, 353 00:17:10,192 --> 00:17:12,463 well, you should be ashamed. 354 00:17:12,463 --> 00:17:15,269 And, Your Honor, I find you guilty 355 00:17:15,269 --> 00:17:18,375 of criminal indifference and playing Wordle 356 00:17:18,375 --> 00:17:19,812 on the bench. 357 00:17:19,812 --> 00:17:22,450 "Bench." That's what it is. 358 00:17:22,450 --> 00:17:24,956 Ah, juror number six. Lisa Simpson. 359 00:17:24,956 --> 00:17:26,258 Yes, Judge? 360 00:17:26,258 --> 00:17:28,897 I find you in contempt of court. 361 00:17:28,897 --> 00:17:30,701 Bailiff, take her away. 362 00:17:30,701 --> 00:17:33,506 Now the forewoman is gonna be the Crazy Cat Lady. 363 00:17:33,506 --> 00:17:34,875 : I want to take a vote. 364 00:17:34,875 --> 00:17:36,278 No, too soon! Take a vote... 365 00:17:37,514 --> 00:17:40,419 Kitty's going to-- What was it? Guilty, guilty. 366 00:17:42,524 --> 00:17:45,129 And that leaves 11 jurors. It's a mistrial. 367 00:17:45,129 --> 00:17:46,833 The defendant can go free. 368 00:17:50,306 --> 00:17:52,010 Uh, excuse me, private riders, 369 00:17:52,010 --> 00:17:53,613 I have a guy at the door. 370 00:17:53,613 --> 00:17:54,749 Yes, may I help you? 371 00:18:01,161 --> 00:18:03,499 You like that? You like that, fatty? 372 00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:06,004 Okay, so when strangling a man, don't just 373 00:18:06,004 --> 00:18:08,510 use your arms, people, engage that core. 374 00:18:08,510 --> 00:18:11,014 Engage. Engage. 375 00:18:11,014 --> 00:18:14,956 I'll die as I lived... 376 00:18:14,956 --> 00:18:17,026 failing and sweaty. 377 00:18:17,026 --> 00:18:19,364 Let him go. Let him go. 378 00:18:19,364 --> 00:18:21,468 Oh, I've got to save Homie. 379 00:18:25,677 --> 00:18:27,413 Damn it! 380 00:18:31,856 --> 00:18:35,029 Oh, it's so hard to ride without a screen to look at. 381 00:18:35,029 --> 00:18:38,670 Muscle memory. Muscle memory. 382 00:18:45,449 --> 00:18:46,753 Cool. 383 00:18:55,469 --> 00:18:57,708 Whoa! 384 00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:05,156 Aw, screw it. 385 00:19:06,258 --> 00:19:08,697 Whoa, was that your mom? 386 00:19:08,697 --> 00:19:11,335 In a million years my mom would not be that cool. 387 00:19:11,335 --> 00:19:13,138 Bart, be home by 6:00. 388 00:19:13,138 --> 00:19:15,076 Well, if it's not your mom, 389 00:19:15,076 --> 00:19:17,046 she stole her catchphrase. 390 00:19:22,591 --> 00:19:26,365 You're having a thing with my wife. 391 00:19:26,365 --> 00:19:28,703 Dude, she doesn't even know where I live. 392 00:19:28,703 --> 00:19:30,774 You get away from my husband. 393 00:19:32,043 --> 00:19:34,447 I thought you said it was a private ride. 394 00:19:34,447 --> 00:19:36,519 Well, you should have read the terms and conditions 395 00:19:36,519 --> 00:19:38,523 before you checked "agree," huh? 396 00:19:41,128 --> 00:19:43,332 That's enough, bub. 397 00:19:43,332 --> 00:19:46,304 That's it, Marge, work those quads. 398 00:19:46,304 --> 00:19:48,777 I'm tired of men telling me what to do. 399 00:19:57,326 --> 00:19:59,832 Homer, let's go home. 400 00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:01,334 Be sure to rate your ride, 401 00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:03,707 and use Jesse32 for special discounts 402 00:20:03,707 --> 00:20:04,842 in our online store. 403 00:20:04,842 --> 00:20:08,850 Not valid without any other discount codes. 404 00:20:08,850 --> 00:20:11,923 Once again I have to thank you for saving me 405 00:20:11,923 --> 00:20:13,993 when I failed at saving you. 406 00:20:13,993 --> 00:20:17,233 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 407 00:20:17,233 --> 00:20:19,505 ♪ We can make it if we try ♪ 408 00:20:19,505 --> 00:20:21,374 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 409 00:20:21,374 --> 00:20:24,481 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 410 00:20:24,481 --> 00:20:26,451 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 411 00:20:26,451 --> 00:20:29,892 ♪ Building castles in the sky ♪ 412 00:20:29,892 --> 00:20:31,996 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 413 00:20:31,996 --> 00:20:34,334 ♪ You and I. ♪ 414 00:20:36,138 --> 00:20:38,576 Is that my bike? 415 00:20:38,576 --> 00:20:41,281 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 416 00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:44,020 ♪ We can make it if we try ♪ 417 00:20:44,020 --> 00:20:45,824 ♪ Just the two of us. ♪ 418 00:20:50,032 --> 00:20:52,270 I'm interested in buying a bike. 419 00:20:52,270 --> 00:20:54,374 Well, you have come to the right place. 420 00:20:54,374 --> 00:20:56,278 I'll take it from here. 421 00:20:56,278 --> 00:20:59,451 I used to make 500 grand a year. 422 00:20:59,451 --> 00:21:01,789 And I used to be king of South Jersey. 423 00:21:01,789 --> 00:21:05,262 My big mistake was moving into Middlesex County. 424 00:21:05,262 --> 00:21:08,536 Why did I get so cocky? 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