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-♪ Somewhere up there ♪
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♪ Beyond the blue ♪
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♪ There's love ♪
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♪ For me ♪
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-♪ And you. ♪
- Ah...!
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Oh, my gosh! It's what
you thought I always wanted!
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I do like
when you have a regimen.
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Oh.
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I can feel myself getting hotter
than the other moms.
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And my husband can increase
the incline from the app.
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I've never been happier.
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I'm back
to my sixth-grade weight!
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Pedalon.
Because a great marriage
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is a bike that goes nowhere.
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- Why, you...
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You know, Homie,
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an exercise bike would be good
for someone like me
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who can barely leave the house.
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And my birthday's coming up.
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An exercise bike?
Why would you want that,
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instead of getting
locked into a gym membership
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you could never use
and can't cancel?
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Oh, never mind.
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Just once I'd like
to get something I want.
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I'll get her the damn bike
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and anything else the TV says.
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Why, you...
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Shut up, shut up, shut up!
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One wife bike, please.
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Excellent choice, sir.
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Our starter model
goes for $1,500.
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$1,500?!
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Don't worry.
We do have an installment plan.
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$40 a month for...
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...months.
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That's better.
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And at 60 bucks
for the classes...
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- What the...?
- ...25 for the matching
water bottle...
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- That's crazy.
- ...and it's 125
for the special shoes.
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Fine, I'll take the shoes.
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Good choice.
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Regular laces or deluxe?
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- Regular.
- The regular cost more.
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And now for the birthday elf
to work his silent magic.
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Why did I say
"I'll take it from here"?
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Why do I always want to impress?
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I got it from here, guys.
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No. I'll take me from here.
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Oh, God!
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Assembling your bike
couldn't be easier.
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Step one, get your 10,000 SPM
pneumatic jigsaw.
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My what?
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Difficult. Complicated.
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Obscenely hard.
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Congratulations.
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You've opened the box.
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Now, we begin.
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Son, I'm trapped.
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There must be a way
to get out of this gift!
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Love you, Dad. Mwah.
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Surprise!
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It's wonderful, Homie!
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And there's one thing left
I can do.
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I'll fix that.
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Just stop.
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Okay.
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"Step one,
create a unique username."
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Ooh, now, he looks like fun.
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What's up, Pedalon family?
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My name is Jesse,
and I care about you.
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All of you. Except for the woman
on the bottom left.
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Your credit card was declined.
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Repo men are on the way!
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No...!
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Now let's ride.
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Oh, boy.
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You got this, ScaredToGoToGym!
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Way to be, EndorphinAnnie!
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And that is the end!
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Of warm-up. Let's look alive!
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I can't.
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I can't do it.
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Don't you give up,
MrsMargeSimpson!
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You're talking to me.
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Yes, I am, MrsMargeSimpson,
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and I believe in you!
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Oh, my God.
A positive online interaction.
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Can you believe it, Alexa?
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I'm on my break.
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And cross that finish line.
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To quote
a personal hero of mine,
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Mr. Nelson Mandela,
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it always seems impossible
until it is done.
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I prefer to believe that he
was talking about riding a bike
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in your living room.
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Peace out!
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Is something wrong, Mom?
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You didn't get the mail today.
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What's this?
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Lisa, I'm in cool-down mode.
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Can it wait?
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I don't want jelly legs.
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Mmm. Jelly legs.
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It's a jury summons,
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in my name!
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Ignore it. When you're my age,
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the last thing you want to do
is stay still in a box.
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Yeah, I mean, obviously,
it's for another Lisa Simpson.
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It says if I throw it away,
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there's six months in prison!
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Um, is that vegan?
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Vegan? No way.
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This is prison.
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It's vegetarian.
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Honey, you got the triple "H"!
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Homer, home and hungry!
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Can't talk now.
Jesse is freestyle rapping.
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♪ It's only the first inning,
heart beating, no retreating ♪
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♪ Time, it is fleeting ♪
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When are we eating?
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6:00 p. m. No cheating!
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♪ I'm Hamilton on a bike,
Hamilton on a bike, y'all ♪
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♪ You drop the LBs
while I drop the mic, y'all! ♪
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:
Yeah!
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Oh...
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Ooh, a high four!
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Marge, sweetie,
what does that bike give you
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that feeding me doesn't?
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Encouragement.
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MrsMargeSimpson,
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that is one beauteous gluteus!
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I'll put a stop to this
here and now.
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Backup battery activated!
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And Marge Simpson
is my biker of the week.
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Stupid Peloton!
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I mean, Pedalon!
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Uh, you know what I mean!
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Ah...
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MrsMargeSimpson,
we're gonna play "Taps"
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because you killed it today.
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And riding to "Taps."
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And a one, and a two,
and a go!
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Marge, you've been sitting
on that thing all day.
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- Why don't you take a walk?
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Get a little exercise.
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Wait a minute,
"Marge in Charge"?
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What happened to
Mrs. Marge Simpson?
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I'm just getting tired of
the same old things.
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Like my last name?
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That was my gift to you
at our wedding.
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It's just a user name.
You're overreacting.
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- Oh, am I?
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Am I overreacting to my wife
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being taken in by a cult?
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It's not a cult.
It's just a group of people
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improving their lives,
paying money,
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and slavishly following
a charismatic leader.
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Ah. Boy, do I love
drinking that Kool-Aid.
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Um, excuse me,
there's been a mistake.
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Yeah, that's what
they all say.
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No, really.
I should not be on a jury.
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Well, no one wants
to be on a jury.
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But I have a valid excuse.
I'm...
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Ugh, I'm so sick of this.
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People say their work
is too important,
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or they have a vacation planned,
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or they hate cops,
or they love cops,
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or they're secretly
eight years old.
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But I am only eight years old.
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Just ignore that magazine,
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and please take a good look
at me.
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What eight-year-old
wears pearls?
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You're being non-responsive
and borderline fascist.
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So you claim
you're eight years old,
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and you're using language
like that?
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Excuse denied!
Get out of my face.
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- One, two, one, two, one...
- Marge, Marge. Marge!
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- Ah!
- You were pedaling
in your sleep.
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Good. Good.
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Jesse says the only bad workout
is the one
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that doesn't happen.
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You brought Jesse
into our bedroom.
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Oh, sweetie, don't worry.
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Yes, I may dream about him,
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spend most of my day
with him,
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use up half our
disposable income on him.
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But I'm married to you, Jesse.
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Homer! Homer, Homer.
I'm married to Homer.
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Now, let's get to Jesse.
Sleep. Sleep.
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Homer. Oh... Mmm.
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Okay.
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What is that?
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Uh, it's a Pedalon
pillow scent.
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What's it called?
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Um, "Sweat Dreams, by Jesse."
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Fine. I'm going to Moe's.
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Where the only exercise you get
is lifting a mug.
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Sometimes Moe helps
with that, too.
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That's my big boy.
Only five more to go.
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That's my little drinker.
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Aww.
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Homer, what gives?
It's only Tuesday,
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and you're drinking
like it's a Thursday.
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I got nothing
to go home to except
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except my incredibly fit wife.
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I think she has a thing
for her ride instructor.
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Eh, don't worry.
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Those guys are losers
in real life.
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Let me check out what they make.
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$500,000?
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I wish I was a ride instructor.
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Yeah, me, too.
Except for the bike riding,
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and saying encouraging things.
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And I'm not allowed
to appear on the Internet
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without a big dot
in front of my face.
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Wow, that is an improvement.
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Sure is gonna be hard
to go back to "No-Dot" Moe.
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Just for that, I'll turn on
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- the really harsh lighting.
- Turn it off.
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Why can't she be happy
with the other instructors?
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Like Vivica, or Jen S.
Or even Jen R.?
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Why always Jesse?
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Oh, did you say Jesse?
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- Jesse of Pedalon?
- You guys know him?
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He is a damnation.
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Hey, you kiss your cross
with that mouth?
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I know what I said.
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I could do laps in his
deep blue eyes, that jerk.
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Would you listen
to yourselves?
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Complaining that your wives
found a healthy hobby.
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I'm ashamed to be drinking till
2:00 a. m. with all of youse.
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All rise for juror selection.
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She looks understanding.
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Christmas gift.
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Now, listen here.
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Jurors will only be released
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for the most serious of reasons.
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Tell you what,
if you get me out of this,
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we could have coffee.
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Your Honor, we should
both be excused.
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As a newsman
who's seen too much,
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I can't possibly be objective.
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What about her?
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- She's my plus-one.
- Aww.
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Do you have any objections
to losing these... jurors?
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Ah, well, they're
the only jurors I like.
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Oh, boy. Aw, geez.
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Don't type that part.
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And don't type the part
where I said,
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"Don't type that part."
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Ah, she's typing it.
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You know, I think I'm gonna
win this case.
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Oh, now she stops typing.
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Jurors six and eight
are excused.
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This place makes no sense.
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You're telling me?
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I'm on this jury while I am
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simultaneously in prison.
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Personal best, WineMomNoMore.
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Big deal,
the instructor talks to you.
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Marge in Charge.
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That's me, that's me, that's me.
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I'd like to see you
after class.
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Meet me in the...
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Cool Down Lounge.
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Hmm?
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Marge, I've been watching you,
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and I would like to invite you
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for a private ride.
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A personal experience,
you and me alone.
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The world is our bike lane.
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You mean the two of us
in the same place?
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Oh, no. God, no. No.
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The same way
we've always done it.
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You on your bike
and me on mine.
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My motives are pure. Ha.
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Well, Marge?
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♪ Just the two of us ♪
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♪ We can make it if we try ♪
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This makes me feel
a little odd,
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but again,
the only bad workout
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is the one you don't do.
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You got that right.
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I thought I shut this off.
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Uh, there's a five minute
"secret listen."
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Y-You have to opt out.
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Here we go.
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You've got something
to say, say it.
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Nap time.
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And when you found the victim
lying carved up
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like a spiral-cut ham,
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You took this photo.
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Yeah, but see how I got
the full moon
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reflecting in the pool of blood?
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And that's just using
the iPhone 10,
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not the good one.
Amazing.
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Can you believe this?
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Longest Judge Judy
I've ever seen.
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This is not a TV show,
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and we are not
a studio audience.
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And little jurors should be seen
and not heard.
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WOMAN'S VOICE:
Welcome to the Private Ride.
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- Just you and your instructor.
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We'll just send that
to voice mail.
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That means thank you
for joining me.
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Today our pedal odyssey will
take us on
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the Great Wall of China.
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So sit back, enjoy, and...
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That means
remember to hydrate.
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Behold the wonders of China.
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Bitcoin mines,
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forced labor camps where
children make smartphones,
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and romance.
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Marge, I know we've had
a tough few weeks,
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but I'm really gonna make
an effort to be good
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till you're not mad.
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Then I'll go back
to the way I was.
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That's it, feel the burn.
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Feel you, feel me.
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Let's take him down.
321
00:16:01,856 --> 00:16:03,392
You got to be more specific, Homer.
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00:16:03,392 --> 00:16:05,597
We hate lots of guys
in this bar.
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I know who he means. Jesse.
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If we did have sex,
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my wife would be
thinking of him.
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00:16:11,475 --> 00:16:14,381
And hypothetically,
I'd be furious.
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00:16:14,381 --> 00:16:16,853
When that guy tried
to steal Marge,
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he woke the wrong
sleeping fatso.
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00:16:19,859 --> 00:16:22,163
I just have to find him.
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I can tell you where he is.
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What? How?
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You know how the Church says
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we don't share
any information?
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00:16:28,910 --> 00:16:31,850
It's a lie. Google bought us
six years ago,
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00:16:31,850 --> 00:16:34,254
so here you are.
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I'm gonna put a foot-shaped dent
in his beautiful ass.
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Defense, closing statement.
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Ladies and gentlemen
of the jury,
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consider everything you've seen,
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and beyond a shadow of a doubt,
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you will vote guilty.
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00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:50,921
You're the not guilty guy.
343
00:16:50,921 --> 00:16:52,858
Uh, wha-what?
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Gol-dang it.
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00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:56,064
Now, if there are
no further statements...
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I have a statement.
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This is highly irregular,
348
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but I'm very bored,
so I'll allow it.
349
00:17:01,174 --> 00:17:03,880
Thank you. I didn't want
to be on this jury.
350
00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:05,316
I didn't think
I was mature enough
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to decide a criminal case.
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00:17:06,986 --> 00:17:10,192
But after seeing the nonsense
that goes on in this courtroom,
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well, you should be ashamed.
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00:17:12,463 --> 00:17:15,269
And, Your Honor,
I find you guilty
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of criminal indifference
and playing Wordle
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00:17:18,375 --> 00:17:19,812
on the bench.
357
00:17:19,812 --> 00:17:22,450
"Bench."
That's what it is.
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00:17:22,450 --> 00:17:24,956
Ah, juror number six.
Lisa Simpson.
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00:17:24,956 --> 00:17:26,258
Yes, Judge?
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I find you in contempt
of court.
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00:17:28,897 --> 00:17:30,701
Bailiff, take her away.
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00:17:30,701 --> 00:17:33,506
Now the forewoman is gonna be
the Crazy Cat Lady.
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00:17:33,506 --> 00:17:34,875
:
I want to take a vote.
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00:17:34,875 --> 00:17:36,278
No, too soon!
Take a vote...
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Kitty's going to--
What was it? Guilty, guilty.
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00:17:42,524 --> 00:17:45,129
And that leaves 11 jurors.
It's a mistrial.
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The defendant can go free.
368
00:17:50,306 --> 00:17:52,010
Uh, excuse me, private riders,
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00:17:52,010 --> 00:17:53,613
I have a guy at the door.
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00:17:53,613 --> 00:17:54,749
Yes, may I help you?
371
00:18:01,161 --> 00:18:03,499
You like that?
You like that, fatty?
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00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:06,004
Okay, so when strangling
a man, don't just
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00:18:06,004 --> 00:18:08,510
use your arms, people,
engage that core.
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00:18:08,510 --> 00:18:11,014
Engage. Engage.
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00:18:11,014 --> 00:18:14,956
I'll die as I lived...
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00:18:14,956 --> 00:18:17,026
failing and sweaty.
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00:18:17,026 --> 00:18:19,364
Let him go.
Let him go.
378
00:18:19,364 --> 00:18:21,468
Oh, I've got to save Homie.
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00:18:25,677 --> 00:18:27,413
Damn it!
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00:18:31,856 --> 00:18:35,029
Oh, it's so hard to ride
without a screen to look at.
381
00:18:35,029 --> 00:18:38,670
Muscle memory.
Muscle memory.
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00:18:45,449 --> 00:18:46,753
Cool.
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00:18:55,469 --> 00:18:57,708
Whoa!
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00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:05,156
Aw, screw it.
385
00:19:06,258 --> 00:19:08,697
Whoa, was that your mom?
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00:19:08,697 --> 00:19:11,335
In a million years my mom
would not be that cool.
387
00:19:11,335 --> 00:19:13,138
Bart, be home by 6:00.
388
00:19:13,138 --> 00:19:15,076
Well, if it's not your mom,
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00:19:15,076 --> 00:19:17,046
she stole her catchphrase.
390
00:19:22,591 --> 00:19:26,365
You're having a thing
with my wife.
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00:19:26,365 --> 00:19:28,703
Dude, she doesn't even know
where I live.
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00:19:28,703 --> 00:19:30,774
You get away
from my husband.
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00:19:32,043 --> 00:19:34,447
I thought you said
it was a private ride.
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00:19:34,447 --> 00:19:36,519
Well, you should have read
the terms and conditions
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00:19:36,519 --> 00:19:38,523
before you checked "agree," huh?
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00:19:41,128 --> 00:19:43,332
That's enough, bub.
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00:19:43,332 --> 00:19:46,304
That's it, Marge,
work those quads.
398
00:19:46,304 --> 00:19:48,777
I'm tired of men
telling me what to do.
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00:19:57,326 --> 00:19:59,832
Homer, let's go home.
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00:20:08,850 --> 00:20:11,923
Once again I have to thank you
for saving me
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00:20:11,923 --> 00:20:13,993
when I failed at saving you.
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00:20:13,993 --> 00:20:17,233
♪ Just the two of us ♪
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00:20:17,233 --> 00:20:19,505
♪ We can make it if we try ♪
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00:20:19,505 --> 00:20:21,374
♪ Just the two of us ♪
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00:20:21,374 --> 00:20:24,481
♪ Just the two
of us ♪
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00:20:24,481 --> 00:20:26,451
♪ Just the two of us ♪
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00:20:26,451 --> 00:20:29,892
♪ Building castles in the sky ♪
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00:20:29,892 --> 00:20:31,996
♪ Just the two of us ♪
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00:20:31,996 --> 00:20:34,334
♪ You and I. ♪
414
00:20:36,138 --> 00:20:38,576
Is that my bike?
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00:20:38,576 --> 00:20:41,281
♪ Just the two of us ♪
416
00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:44,020
♪ We can make it if we try ♪
417
00:20:44,020 --> 00:20:45,824
♪ Just the two of us. ♪
418
00:20:50,032 --> 00:20:52,270
I'm interested
in buying a bike.
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00:20:52,270 --> 00:20:54,374
Well, you have come
to the right place.
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00:20:54,374 --> 00:20:56,278
I'll take it from here.
421
00:20:56,278 --> 00:20:59,451
I used to make 500 grand a year.
422
00:20:59,451 --> 00:21:01,789
And I used to be king
of South Jersey.
423
00:21:01,789 --> 00:21:05,262
My big mistake was moving
into Middlesex County.
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00:21:05,262 --> 00:21:08,536
Why did I get so cocky?
Stupid, stupid, stupid!
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