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D'oh!
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I am so excited for
the scout jamboree this weekend.
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Dad, hand over the family bugle!
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Here she is!
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Old Blowy.
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Hmm?
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What? You're not a boy!
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You can't join
the Boy Explorers!
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And that's a flugelhorn!
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Yes. It's the hardest horn.
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And, FYI, I did join.
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And I already have
three badges--
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environmentalism,
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badge-receiving,
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and sibling rivalry.
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Come on, you two...
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Attention, corporate overlords,
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we are Pseudo-nonymous,
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and we have taken over
this broadcast.
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We are the anarchist collective
of nameless hacktivists
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who published the internal
emails of Waffle House
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and brought Home Depot's
"Find a store near you" feature
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to its knees.
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Now we have hacked into
the Disney Corporation's servers
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and seized hundreds of hours
of never-before-aired footage
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from the television show
The Simpsons.
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Stories so ill-conceived,
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so idiotic
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that their exposure
would destroy
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the value
of the very I. P. itself.
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Until we are paid a ransom
of $20 million in Bitcoin,
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we will air
these show-destroying scenes
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one after another,
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starting now.
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No, no, it can't be true!
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It is true, Carl.
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There never was a Lenny.
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So Lenny was just a figment
of my imagination?
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I... I made him up?
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Yeah, your psyche
created "Lenny"
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to help you deal
with a terrible trauma there.
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- What trauma?
- Finding out your previous
best friend wasn't real.
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It's kind of a thing with you.
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Huh. Hey, I haven't seen you
in here before.
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I'm Carl. What's your name?
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Nice to meet you, Steven.
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Aw, crap, here we go again.
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Now you see
we mean business, Disney.
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You will submit $20 million
in Bitcoin to our crypto wallet
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at the following address.
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Until the payment arrives,
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we will keep playing
these nonsensical clips
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no one was ever meant to see.
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What's his name?
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Number Eight.
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I mean, Santa's Little Helper.
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Greetings,
lamewads from the past!
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I have come back in time to
reveal the events of the future,
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so that you can amaze the world
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with your uncannily accurate
predictions!
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Less yelling, more foretelling.
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My first shocking prediction is,
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in 2016,
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the Nobel Prize in Economics
will go to...
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Bengt R. Holmstr öm!
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Why would anyone care
if we predicted that?
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I don't know, but they will.
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Do you have anything
a little more...
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oh, impressive?
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Donald Trump
is gonna be president.
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Less impressive!
Less impressive!
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Okay, let's see. You're gonna
want to mention gas hoarding,
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pandemics,
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Germany beats Brazil
in the 2014 World Cup,
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Disney buys Fox.
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And then they both go under?!
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No, they're both absorbed
by Panda Express.
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Pretty much everything now
is Panda Express.
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- That makes sense.
- I get it.
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Ooh! Orange chicken.
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Arr.
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Yarr.
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Aye.
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- Yarr!
- Aye!
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Yarr?
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:
Aye.
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Yarr!
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Aye!
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Aye?
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Yarr.
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Aye?
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Yarr!
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Aye?
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Yarr!
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- Aye! Aye!
- Yarr! Yarr!
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- Aye!
- Yarr!
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Aye!
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:
Aye!
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:
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Yarr.
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- Yarr, yarr, yarr, yarr...!
- Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye,
aye, aye, aye, aye, aye!
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Till the morrow, chums!
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Is that you, babe?
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:
Yeah, yeah, I'm home.
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- Daddy! Daddy! How was school?
- Hey.
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It ain't school for Daddy, sweetheart.
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It's work.
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Soul-sucking, grueling work.
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Then why don't you quit?
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Always with the quitting,
this one.
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I can't do that, Doreen!
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The police department
needs someone inside the school!
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So why's it got to be you?
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Look at me, Didi.
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I'm the only 36-year-old
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who can pass for ten!
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How 'bout passing
for a good father?
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The kids hardly know you.
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You're out every afternoon
till 3:00 p. m.
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4:00 if there's chess club.
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You think I want to be there?
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Martin likes chess!
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Not me!
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I don't know where Martin ends
and my Reggie begins!
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Aw, maybe you're right.
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Maybe I am in too deep.
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It's just, when I was diagnosed
with... this,
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I said,
"I'm not gonna let it beat me.
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I'm gonna use it for good!"
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I'm doing good, aren't I?
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You are, Reg.
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You're a great role model
for your kids.
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All three of 'em.
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You mean...?
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I do.
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: They still
haven't paid the ransom.
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Did they not see
the nonsense we just released?
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How is Martin Prince
an adult cop?
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:
Well, maybe I overestimated
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how much
Disney cares about Lenny.
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No, it's not your fault.
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You're the finest
digital terrorist I know.
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Your malware shut down the
Portland Airport for two weeks.
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Everyone missed Thanksgiving.
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It's sweet you remembered.
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Aw, you're sweet, too.
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We should probably get back to...
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:
blackmailing
the major corporation.
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Wait! Why did the voice-changing
app switch off?
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:
Bollocks. I didn't upgrade
to the premium edition,
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and the free trial period
ran out, I'm afraid.
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I am so daft.
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Oh, my God, you're British?
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That must be delightful
for your wife or girlfriend.
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Oh, no, I'm painfully single.
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Nary a romantic appointment
in my "shed-you-ul."
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Say that last part again.
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You mean... "shed-you-ul"?
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:
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Shed-you-ul.
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Oh! We're back on! We're live!
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Well, I-I suppose we should
threaten them some more.
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How about I just run another
batch of show-ruining clips
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so we can...
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Topple the capitalist system
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and its bought-and-paid-for...
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Political enablers.
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Do you speak English?
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We're trapped!
Someone get help!
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I can't help
if I can't understand you.
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Won't anyone do something?!
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Never mind.
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Let me get this straight.
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You mowed down all that corn
to build a football field,
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hoping it would lure
the ghosts of former players
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down from football heaven?
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Uh-huh. And look!
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Hey, I don't recognize
any of these guys.
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Why are there two 50-yard lines?
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Aw, damn it!
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I built a Canadian field!
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Oh. Sorry, hoser.
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My bad, eh?
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Hey, nice rouge there, Gordo.
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Hey, Homer!
Throw you a Hail Mary?
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Shut up, Flutie.
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Uh, yes.
The day is Sol, uh, 150.
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I am stranded on Mars.
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I suspect my fellow astronauts
left me behind on purpose,
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as from the bathroom
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I did hear the giggling
and the shushing
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and the "Blast off quick
before he's done tinkling."
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I have a mere three days
of air and water remaining.
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There is no hope.
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Unless
I glayvenate the hydrogen,
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flavenize the oxygen,
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and, yes, yes,
poopulate the soil!
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It was a simple matter
of applying pseudoscience
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and phantasmagorical engineering
to the problem. Yes.
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Oh, yes, I also cloned myself
for company.
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And my fellow Frinks
have built us all
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an escape rocket.
Isn't that wonderful?
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Leaving!
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Aw, flayvin me in the glayvin!
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Hello. This is Homer Simpson.
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From the bottom of my heart,
I apologize
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to the great, great,
great people of Finland
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for what I said.
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I have done many, many,
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many, many, many episodes,
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and in one of those-- just one--
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I mixed you up with Norway.
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And I have so, so, so, so,
so much love and respect for...
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I think "Finns"
is what you're called.
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And if I ever-- I mean ever--
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ever, ever, ever thought
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that an innocent slip
of the tongue
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is something
that an entire nation
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could get worked up about,
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I would've kept my mouth shut.
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And the scary, scary, scary,
oh-so-scary lawyers
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of the giant, giant--
I mean giant--
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so, so giant,
scary corporation I work for
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would not have had to draft
this statement.
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God bless you
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and all the peoples
of South America,
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for you are a-- What?
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What do you mean
I have to record it again?
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What did I say?
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You're chewing too loud.
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From now on,
only two chews per bite.
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One, two, swallow.
One, two, swallow.
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I think I've misplaced
my appetite, mother.
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I need to see you right now.
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I deserve this.
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I deserve to feel like a man.
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Only with you
do I truly feel alive.
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I made this just for you.
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Thank you, Mother.
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Anything for my son.
I am so proud of you.
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Oh, Mommy.
I can't wait another second.
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You know I need it.
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I almost forgot
to give you this.
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Leave it on the dresser.
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If only that were
my real mother.
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If only that were my real son.
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I don't mean to be
unneighborly, but, uh,
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you wouldn't know what happened
to my old nostril skirt?
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Mustache you say?
Hmm, let me think.
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Stroking this goatee
I've always had.
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Stroking, stroking...
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That's it.
Boys, we're Jewish now.
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- L'chaim!
- To life!
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Mmm.
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From bun to pickle,
a masterpiece.
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The exquisite flavor is matched
only by the peerless mouthfeel.
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Five stars.
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Bravo, Harvey Comics, bravo.
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A stunning addition
to the Casper-verse.
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No notes. Ten stars.
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With this level of
sour cream in your blood,
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your brain is completely
starved of oxygen.
263
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Consequently, you're a moron.
264
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A perfect explanation.
Succinct and devastating.
265
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Infinite stars!
266
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Best. Diagnosis. Ev--
267
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Give me a beer, pally.
268
00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:23,937
Hey, I know you, don't I?
269
00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:26,406
Nah, must be thinking
of someone else, slim.
270
00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:29,743
No, I've definitely seen
you around town.
271
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Sign here, chief.
272
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Here's your passport, gorgeous.
273
00:13:32,746 --> 00:13:34,681
Brake pads are shot, tough guy.
274
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Want that toasted, honcho?
275
00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:37,851
Found your car keys, big shot.
276
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Those were all you!
277
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:41,154
I don't know
what to tell you, slick.
278
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,490
Just got that sort of face.
279
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Pally-pally-pally-pally-pally-
280
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pally-pally-pally-pally-pally-
pally-pally-pally-pally-pally...
281
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- Oh, my God, you're beautiful.
- You're more beautiful!
282
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Oh. Oh, dear.
283
00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:07,314
The world has seen
our exquisite symmetrical faces.
284
00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:10,617
Then they've also seen
that we're... in love?
285
00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:11,818
My God. Yes.
286
00:14:11,818 --> 00:14:13,720
Yes, that's what it is,
isn't it?
287
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It is.
It is stunning.
288
00:14:15,556 --> 00:14:18,725
As stunning as this list
of abandoned episodes
289
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that started as clever titles
and went nowhere.
290
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♪ Hopin' for the dream ♪
291
00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:27,901
♪ Hopin' ♪
292
00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:30,704
♪ Focus like a laser beam ♪
293
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♪ I'll keep fighting
till I want something great ♪
294
00:14:33,874 --> 00:14:37,077
♪ Hopin' for a dream ♪
295
00:14:38,312 --> 00:14:42,683
♪ Hopin' for a dream ♪
296
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-♪ Hopin' ♪
-♪ To someday,
somehow have a goal ♪
297
00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:47,521
♪ I'll keep fight... ♪
298
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Are we crazy?
299
00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:52,526
Can two people,
forbidden from sharing
300
00:14:52,526 --> 00:14:56,196
any personal information,
really make a life together?
301
00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:58,198
I do think we owe it
to each other to try,
302
00:14:58,198 --> 00:15:00,367
um... whoever you are.
303
00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:01,802
I can't wait
304
00:15:01,802 --> 00:15:05,405
until we're
Mr. and Mrs. Redacted.
305
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:08,208
FBI.
306
00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:09,743
Surrender, hacker scum!
307
00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:13,180
If we're going down,
we'll take The Simpsons with us.
308
00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:16,416
I'm gonna play the dog scene.
309
00:15:20,454 --> 00:15:22,389
:
Good morning, Homer.
310
00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:26,727
It's morning?!
311
00:15:31,198 --> 00:15:33,233
FBI.
312
00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:34,768
We've got
you cyberterrorists surrounded.
313
00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:36,003
This is it, darling.
314
00:15:36,003 --> 00:15:38,038
I've cued up the very
worst-of-the-worst clips
315
00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:39,306
to play one by one.
316
00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:42,276
When we push this button,
The Simpsons dies.
317
00:15:42,276 --> 00:15:44,711
- Together, then?
- Together.
318
00:15:46,547 --> 00:15:49,149
The lies... stop... now.
319
00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:50,817
Aah!
320
00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:52,986
I know Eddie is Ralph's father.
321
00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:55,522
Look at the hair.
Look at the hair!
322
00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:58,258
No, Clancy,
I swear to you it's not true.
323
00:15:58,258 --> 00:16:01,628
My son's breath
smells like cat food.
324
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,163
Okay, you got me.
325
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:08,235
:
I'll have the veal.
326
00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:12,673
The lies... stop... now!
327
00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:16,109
I did a DNA test.
328
00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:17,845
I'm not your son.
329
00:16:17,845 --> 00:16:19,847
Luann, how could you?!
330
00:16:19,847 --> 00:16:21,481
I'm not hers either.
331
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:24,084
We're not your parents?
332
00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:25,586
- All right.
- Oh, thank God!
333
00:16:25,586 --> 00:16:28,422
- Yes!
- Oh...
334
00:16:29,223 --> 00:16:32,659
:
The lies... stop... now.
335
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,027
Ow!
336
00:16:34,027 --> 00:16:36,163
Marge,
337
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:38,065
I'm not your sister.
338
00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:39,833
I'm... your mother.
339
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,768
But... but... wait, what?
340
00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:45,939
I was young and briefly hot.
It was a different time.
341
00:16:45,939 --> 00:16:49,610
Back then, we solved things
with huge lies.
342
00:16:49,610 --> 00:16:52,045
Then, who was my real father?
343
00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:55,148
His name was Disco...
344
00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:58,051
Disco...
345
00:16:58,051 --> 00:17:00,687
Disco who? Disco Who?
346
00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:04,791
The lies... stop... now!
347
00:17:05,959 --> 00:17:08,095
Rake-y, I'm not
your real father.
348
00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:11,064
And I'm not Scottish, I'm Welsh!
349
00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:14,134
Oh, don't turn your back on me.
350
00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:19,573
T-minus one minute to launch.
351
00:17:19,573 --> 00:17:22,543
Ooh.
352
00:17:22,543 --> 00:17:24,178
All for you, baby.
353
00:17:24,178 --> 00:17:29,149
Aah! Aah!
354
00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:32,786
♪ We are the jockeys,
jockeys are we ♪
355
00:17:32,786 --> 00:17:36,990
♪ We live underground
in a fiberglass tree. ♪
356
00:17:36,990 --> 00:17:38,725
Opa!
357
00:17:48,802 --> 00:17:52,272
It's still me on the inside.
358
00:17:54,575 --> 00:17:59,446
Sin-ner! Sin-ner!
359
00:18:01,882 --> 00:18:05,085
Oh, Homie. You're awake.
360
00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:07,387
- What happened?
- You've been in a coma
361
00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:10,424
ever since you tried
to jump Springfield Gorge.
362
00:18:10,424 --> 00:18:11,458
How long?
363
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:13,293
Two days ago.
364
00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:16,697
Two days? But...
I had so many adventures.
365
00:18:16,697 --> 00:18:18,298
More than 700.
366
00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:22,202
Those were all coma dreams.
None of them ever happened.
367
00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:24,505
The "B" stories, too?
368
00:18:25,973 --> 00:18:28,742
I never had a pet lobster?
369
00:18:28,742 --> 00:18:30,944
I never went to space?
370
00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:34,348
What about the Halloweens?!
371
00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:37,184
Drop your code and move away
from the Internet!
372
00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:38,819
You're both under arrest.
373
00:18:38,819 --> 00:18:41,188
On what charge,
grand theft heart?
374
00:18:41,188 --> 00:18:43,290
Conspiracy to commit to love?
375
00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:46,326
Willfully endangering
each other's loneliness?
376
00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:48,962
Take one more step
and I'll blow this I. P.
377
00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:51,131
to Magic Kingdom come.
378
00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:53,867
Go ahead. You've already
released all the Simpsons files.
379
00:18:53,867 --> 00:18:55,068
No one cared.
380
00:18:55,068 --> 00:18:56,370
The only people still
watching that show
381
00:18:56,370 --> 00:18:59,039
are football fans who
passed out with the TV on.
382
00:18:59,039 --> 00:19:01,675
I am not talking
about The Simpsons.
383
00:19:01,675 --> 00:19:03,911
We've hacked into all of Disney.
384
00:19:03,911 --> 00:19:07,147
That means Star Wars,
Marvel, Pixar.
385
00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:08,482
We've even got...
386
00:19:08,482 --> 00:19:10,417
Nat Geo.
387
00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:11,752
You monsters.
388
00:19:11,752 --> 00:19:14,788
If I press this button,
the only Hulk that exists
389
00:19:14,788 --> 00:19:16,456
will be Edward Norton.
390
00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:19,092
It'll be like Ruffalo
never happened.
391
00:19:19,092 --> 00:19:20,460
You're bluffing.
392
00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:22,996
I'll delete Baby Groot,
Baby Yoda,
393
00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:26,800
and their brand-new
top secret character--
394
00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:28,669
Baby Jeff Goldblum.
395
00:19:28,669 --> 00:19:31,805
On the one hand, uh, "goo,"
396
00:19:31,805 --> 00:19:37,911
but I'd be remiss if I didn't
also mention, uh, "gaa."
397
00:19:37,911 --> 00:19:39,613
Oh, my golly.
398
00:19:39,613 --> 00:19:42,115
It's me as a baby.
399
00:19:42,115 --> 00:19:44,117
Good God, she's not bluffing.
400
00:19:44,117 --> 00:19:45,986
Stand down. Let 'em go.
401
00:19:45,986 --> 00:19:49,189
I'll do it.
402
00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:51,825
Um... we now return you
to your regularly
403
00:19:51,825 --> 00:19:53,460
"shed-you-uled" programming.
404
00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:54,528
:
Oh.
405
00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:58,565
How do you lose two children?!
406
00:19:58,565 --> 00:20:01,435
What kind of jamboree
are you running here?
407
00:20:04,738 --> 00:20:06,306
Yeah, you're back.
408
00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:10,244
Ew.
409
00:20:10,244 --> 00:20:13,213
When we get home,
can we turn on the TV
410
00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:17,284
and never, ever go
outdoors again?
411
00:20:17,284 --> 00:20:20,220
- Please?
- Pretty please?
412
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:23,557
I've never been
prouder of you two.
413
00:20:23,557 --> 00:20:24,925
While you were gone,
414
00:20:24,925 --> 00:20:26,393
your mom and I
almost got divorced
415
00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:28,161
over something insignificant.
416
00:20:28,161 --> 00:20:30,931
Luckily, your dad apologized.
417
00:20:30,931 --> 00:20:32,966
Yup, I got it down
at this point.
418
00:20:32,966 --> 00:20:35,269
It's all about the eye contact.
419
00:20:35,269 --> 00:20:37,571
He knows what works.
420
00:20:37,571 --> 00:20:40,307
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423
00:20:50,884 --> 00:20:52,553
Maybe we didn't get the Bitcoin,
424
00:20:52,553 --> 00:20:54,221
but we've got each other.
425
00:20:54,221 --> 00:20:55,522
Oh, darling,
I think we should do it,
426
00:20:55,522 --> 00:20:58,825
I think we should tell
each other our real names.
427
00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:00,360
My name is Ashley.
428
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:02,629
No! So is mine.
429
00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:03,864
- Oh...
- Ashley.
430
00:21:03,864 --> 00:21:05,098
Oh, Ashley.
431
00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:08,635
- Ashley, Ashley.
- Oh, oh, British Ashley. Mmm...
432
00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:30,424
Shh!