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Mmm, gravy.
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Sorry, dear, I burnt the roast.
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Again?
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Relax, Judy. Let Duffman help.
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Ah. Forgiven.
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- Thank you, Duffman.
- You're welcome, Judy.
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Hey, you can do
at least one thing right.
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♪ Can't get enough
of that wonderful Duff. ♪
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♪ I'd like to pour
the world a beer ♪
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♪ And party heartily ♪
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♪ We'd like to make
that beer a Duff ♪
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♪ And drink till we can't see ♪
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♪ It's the beer thing. ♪
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Yikes.
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Let's turn this grunge
to fun-ge!
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♪ 'Cause I'm wanted ♪
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♪ For fun in
the first degree ♪
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♪ Wanted. ♪
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Ooh, yeah! Ha-ha!
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Those were the days, huh?
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Well, those days may have been
the days back then,
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but these days, the days
aren't those days anymore.
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And, gentlemen,
we can't be either.
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Go ahead and harrumph,
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but Duff needs a new message
and a new messenger,
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so get a harrumph of this.
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Attention, Duff Nation.
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We need you to choose
our new mascot
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by voting in our first ever
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Duff Election.
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The candidates are:
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Hops and Barley,
lady brewologists
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who don't even know
they're pretty.
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Woketopus, the most open-minded
mollusk on the block.
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Dame Helen Mirren.
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I'm sorry, what is this for?
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And I guess
we're open to keeping Duffman.
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Vote today. Democracy needs you,
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and so do we.
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This is our moment.
Duffman needs us, and so do we.
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They can't get rid of Duffman.
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What's next, tear down
the Oregon Trail?
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Disintegrate
the Lincoln Memorial?
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Impeach Santy Claus?
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I got a notebook
full of examples here.
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You said it. Duffman was there
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when I had my first beer at 13,
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and I want him to be there
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when I have my last beer at 54.
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Why is there a Duffman sticker
on my saxophone case?
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My music teacher thinks
I have a problem.
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We all have a problem.
Duffman might lose.
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Everyone, everyone.
The latest numbers are in.
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Aw, man, he's tied for
last place with some loser named
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"No Mascot; Just Logo."
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Oh, no.
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Brandon, you're my agent.
Reassure Duffman.
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D-Man, chill.
You got this in the bag.
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Hold on one second.
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Woketopus, my cephalopod
from another mom bod.
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You're gonna mop the floor with
that hip-thrusting has-been.
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Still me, Brandon.
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You have a great day.
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Duffman needs to remind people
why they love Duffman.
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They love him.
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♪ Doo, bow, bow... ♪
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Dry T-shirts?
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Not on my watch, ladies.
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Get out of here!
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That was a blatant act
of tortious negligence.
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Tortious negligee.
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Oh, yeah. Ooh!
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Hey, hey!
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What is happening?
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Not mine. Not mine. Mine...
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No, not mine. Oh!
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I do think that this is me.
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Hey, Duffman. Rough week, brah.
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Getting your can crushed
in the polls,
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and now you're getting sued
by 37 lady lawyers.
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Duffman never meant
to hurt or demean
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any dames, broads, or chicks.
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Two thrusts for gender equality.
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- He's not sorry.
- He thinks we're idiots.
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Let's denounce him
at the Gal Dive.
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No, no, please, please.
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I can't be sexist because, because...
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I'm... the father of a daughter.
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And as the father of a daughter,
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I could never, ever
disrespect women.
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Uh-uh.
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It seems like
every famous man
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who gets himself in doo-doo
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brings up that
he has a daughter,
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and I think
that's doo-doo. I do.
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Father of a daughter.
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That's the lamest defense
in the world,
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but these days there's no way
anybody's gonna fall for it.
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He's got a daughter?
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- How bad can he be?
- What a role model.
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- What?
- Oh.
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Got a photo
of your little princess?
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Sure, sure,
I have a picture of her...
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right here.
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Wait, that's me.
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Lisa is Duffman's daughter?
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Marge, did you sleep
with Duffman?
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- No.
- Why not?
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He's lying.
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That photo must be from one
of those sleazy beer events
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you take the kids to,
even though you say you don't.
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Duffman's using me as a prop?
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You wish. His prop
is a Duff chick magnet.
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There's got to be
some explanation.
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The explanation is he's a jerk,
and I hope he loses.
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Lisa, you wash
your mouth out with beer.
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I hope he loses, too.
Beer, please.
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Homer, you have to tell Duffman
that he's not allowed to use
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our daughter as a "get out
of hot water free" card.
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Oh, can't I just talk to him
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at the next "Duff
Single Mom Twerk Olympics"?
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Now.
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I hope this is the right place.
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Um, hi. My name
is Homer Simpson.
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Duffman is off the clock
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and does not have time
for randos.
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Thanks a lot. Drink Duff.
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Hey, are you gonna slam the door
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on your own daughter?
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Oh, Duffman is busted. Oh, boy.
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You're a sexist and a phony.
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How can you live with yourself?
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All right, all right,
I'm sorry I fibbed.
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I panicked. I pulled up a pic
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from Dufftoberfest
from a few years ago.
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A few years ago
was the best one.
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What? Oh.
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Lisa's not your Lisa.
She's my Lisa,
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so the next time
you're in trouble,
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use a picture
of some other guy's kid.
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Thanks, Dad.
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Sorry, I just...
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Oh, no.
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Are you okay, Mr. Duffman?
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I am not.
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The thing is, I really do have
a daughter, okay?
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Her name is Amber.
She's named after
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my favorite beverage color,
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but now she's 30 years old,
and she won't talk to me.
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Lisa, do you mind waiting
in the car for a moment?
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Daddy needs to be strong
for his famous friend.
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Of course.
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Can I get a selfie of me
with you in your bathrobe?
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Gah, your daughter is so bright
and confident.
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She is.
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So, you must've taught her
so much.
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I guess I did.
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You must be the greatest
girl dad i-in the world.
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I must be!
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Maybe it's not too late
for me, huh?
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Could you teach me
how to be a better...
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you know, girl dad?
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- I will!
- Duffman thanks you.
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And so do I. Come here.
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Come on, Duffman. Don't worry
about losing your job.
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We need to focus on how
you lost your daughter.
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That's why I've assembled
this crack team
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of daughter dads
to help you out.
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I think you'll find
they're the finest men around.
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Welcome to P. F. Thong's.
You boys ready to order?
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I will have the Lettuce D-Cups,
um, with a chicken side piece.
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I will have the Wedgie Salad
and the Baby Got Back Ribs.
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Oh, and, uh, some Sprung Rolls
for the table.
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I don't have much
of an appetite.
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See, I, well,
I haven't talked to my daughter
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in years, and, um...
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Say no more. I'll bring you
a Dead Beet Salad
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and a Coke Zero Contact.
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So, if your estranged daughter
writes an angry book about you,
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don't self-publish
your rebuttal book.
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Uh, thanks for all
the advice, fellas.
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Dad-vice.
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I-It's just,
I haven't talked to Amber
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in over a decade. I-I don't
even know where to begin.
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You just got to show her
you still care.
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Pick up the damn phone.
Call her.
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Call her! Call her! Call her!
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I'm on the phone with her now.
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Ignore us. Ignore us. Ignore us.
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Amber, I was just wondering, um,
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could I maybe drive up there
to see you sometime?
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Uh, this weekend, maybe?
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She said, "I guess."
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No, not...
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...because what if I screw up?
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What if Amber hates me? I...
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I need you to come
with me, please.
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A road trip with Duffman.
Woo-hoo!
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You, me, and Lisa.
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Bonet? This trip just keeps
getting better.
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No, no, no, your Lisa.
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I need both my girl-dad guru
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and his dad-girl-daughter
for inspiration.
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Lisa! Lisa, you're coming
with me and Duffman
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on a road trip to Glendon Falls.
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What?
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- Why would I want to do that?
- Hmm.
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Marge, why would Lisa want to go
to Glendon Falls
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with me and Duffman?
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Well, that's near
the Agatha Christie Museum
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of Quirky Detectives.
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Lisa likes Agatha Christie?
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I love Agatha Christie,
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and that museum
is gonna be amazing.
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Ooh! Ah, I can't
believe you remembered.
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They're having a special exhibit
this weekend
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on her ten reddest herrings.
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Thank you.
You're the best dad ever.
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Aw, you don't have to thank me.
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Do it later in front of Duffman.
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Man, I can't believe I'm on
a road trip with my hero.
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Wow, your little daughter's
your hero?
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That's so sweet.
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And that's exactly
who I was referring to.
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Oh, hey, we should put on music
that Lisa likes, huh?
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Okay, Lisa likes jazz.
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That's a thing I know.
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Mm, I'm not in the mood
for jazz right now.
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Let's listen to
my second favorite.
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Salsa? Old-school rap?
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Traffic on the twos?
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I like K-pop, Dad.
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Wh-- Oh, uh, of course.
I knew that.
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It's fun to pretend
that you're clueless.
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Beautiful.
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♪ We are the lovesick girls ♪
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Oh, yeah!
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♪ We are the lovesick girls. ♪
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Dad, I don't need you
to do that.
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They always try
to be older
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than they are, don't they?
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Oh, man, such good fathering.
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Not like... Duffman.
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Would it help to talk
about Amber?
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She was the best thing
that ever happened to me.
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But then I became Duffman,
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and, well,
you know what they say,
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"With great pilsner
comes great infidelity."
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Her mom left me
when Amber was four.
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And by the end of high school,
Amber hated me.
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Said she never wanted
to talk to me again,
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and I guess I just believed her.
253
00:11:42,738 --> 00:11:44,876
Yes, believe women.
254
00:11:44,876 --> 00:11:48,149
No, she was a kid.
She didn't mean it.
255
00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:49,852
Yes, believe Lisa.
256
00:11:49,852 --> 00:11:51,890
I think about her every day,
and I...
257
00:11:51,890 --> 00:11:54,294
I keep this drawing with me
wherever I go.
258
00:11:55,564 --> 00:11:57,400
Aw, you need to tell her
all of this.
259
00:11:57,400 --> 00:12:00,808
I bet she's been waiting for you
to reach out for years.
260
00:12:00,908 --> 00:12:03,446
Oh, Lisa, you are so sweet
261
00:12:03,547 --> 00:12:04,882
and so wise.
262
00:12:04,983 --> 00:12:07,354
Guh-reat job, Homer!
263
00:12:07,354 --> 00:12:08,924
Homer, Homer!
264
00:12:08,924 --> 00:12:10,728
Guess what.
265
00:12:10,728 --> 00:12:12,898
They give you
a real tea set to drop
266
00:12:12,999 --> 00:12:15,738
when you walk in the drawing
room and find a dead body.
267
00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:19,278
Brandon, what is up?
268
00:12:19,378 --> 00:12:20,581
Seriously, like, uh, what's up?
269
00:12:20,681 --> 00:12:22,284
Not your election numbers,
Duff-bro.
270
00:12:22,284 --> 00:12:23,386
They're dismal.
271
00:12:23,386 --> 00:12:25,791
Look, you're near
the corporate mascot convention
272
00:12:25,791 --> 00:12:27,862
at the Conventions.comventions
273
00:12:27,962 --> 00:12:29,097
convention center.
274
00:12:29,197 --> 00:12:31,368
It'd be a great chance
to drum up some support.
275
00:12:31,368 --> 00:12:33,139
He'll do it, Brandon.
276
00:12:33,239 --> 00:12:35,644
Duffman cannot lose
this election.
277
00:12:35,644 --> 00:12:37,414
But what about the museum?
278
00:12:37,414 --> 00:12:39,451
There's plenty of time for both.
279
00:12:39,451 --> 00:12:41,923
That's a proud papa pledge.
280
00:12:50,340 --> 00:12:53,346
Hey-ya, Chief,
can I count on you for a...
281
00:12:53,446 --> 00:12:55,049
middle finger, okay.
282
00:12:55,049 --> 00:12:58,022
Ooh, I bet this guy's
a registered Duffocrat.
283
00:12:58,122 --> 00:13:00,894
Uh-oh, he flashed a gun.
My goodness.
284
00:13:00,894 --> 00:13:02,898
Anyone? Anyone want a selfie?
285
00:13:02,898 --> 00:13:05,604
We could use my phone.
I can Air...
286
00:13:05,604 --> 00:13:07,007
Drop it to you.
287
00:13:07,007 --> 00:13:08,376
In five minutes,
288
00:13:08,376 --> 00:13:11,516
join us in Ballroom C
for a panel discussion.
289
00:13:11,516 --> 00:13:13,386
The Charlie Tuna Conundrum--
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00:13:13,486 --> 00:13:15,891
When the Mascot Is the Product.
291
00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:21,770
Attention, everyone,
292
00:13:21,870 --> 00:13:24,909
Duffman is sitting
all by himself in Hallway B.
293
00:13:24,909 --> 00:13:26,680
Please just go say hi to him.
294
00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:28,984
He really needs this. And, uh,
295
00:13:28,984 --> 00:13:30,688
don't listen to this
if you're him.
296
00:13:30,788 --> 00:13:33,259
Oh, my God.
297
00:13:33,259 --> 00:13:35,631
Can I get your autograph...
pen?
298
00:13:35,764 --> 00:13:38,503
I got to get a signature
from the Mucinex loogie.
299
00:13:38,603 --> 00:13:41,241
He is so hot.
300
00:13:42,410 --> 00:13:44,716
Losing to a loogie.
301
00:13:46,519 --> 00:13:47,955
Dad, shouldn't we get going?
302
00:13:48,055 --> 00:13:49,826
The museum closes at 5:00.
303
00:13:49,926 --> 00:13:52,631
Don't worry, sweetie,
I'm keeping an eye on the time.
304
00:13:52,631 --> 00:13:54,167
It's only 2:30.
305
00:13:56,506 --> 00:13:58,275
That's not a real clock!
306
00:13:58,275 --> 00:14:01,950
That's the mascot
for Tea Time Tamales.
307
00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:05,189
Oh, my God, no.
308
00:14:07,494 --> 00:14:09,799
Wait! Wait!
309
00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:11,503
No, don't close!
310
00:14:11,503 --> 00:14:13,039
You can't close yet.
311
00:14:13,039 --> 00:14:15,744
Mm, sorry, kid, we're shutting
down for three months
312
00:14:15,844 --> 00:14:17,380
to build a new attraction.
313
00:14:17,380 --> 00:14:19,184
Aw, nuts.
314
00:14:19,184 --> 00:14:22,057
You got to stay open.
We drove all this way,
315
00:14:22,057 --> 00:14:24,494
and I'm a second grader
who solves murders
316
00:14:24,595 --> 00:14:25,898
on a sixth-grade level.
317
00:14:25,898 --> 00:14:27,367
Well, look who I brought.
318
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:30,507
I can unlock a lot of things
for Duffman,
319
00:14:30,507 --> 00:14:32,343
but not this museum.
320
00:14:40,093 --> 00:14:42,798
Well, this calls
for some expert dadding.
321
00:14:42,798 --> 00:14:44,936
Lisa, honey,
tell Daddy what's wrong.
322
00:14:45,036 --> 00:14:46,673
This is all your fault.
323
00:14:46,673 --> 00:14:48,409
That's right.
324
00:14:48,409 --> 00:14:50,681
- Let it out.
- Okay,
325
00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:52,150
I am tired of you pretending
326
00:14:52,150 --> 00:14:54,922
that you're some sort of
ideal dad when this whole trip
327
00:14:55,022 --> 00:14:58,395
you've been kissing
Duffman's cans.
328
00:14:58,496 --> 00:15:00,801
See, I knew you
wouldn't have any fun.
329
00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:03,339
That's why I didn't think
you should come. Eh...
330
00:15:03,439 --> 00:15:04,341
Uh-oh.
331
00:15:04,441 --> 00:15:07,615
You didn't even want
to bring me.
332
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:09,151
You were just using me
333
00:15:09,251 --> 00:15:12,123
as some kind of girl-dad prop,
334
00:15:12,123 --> 00:15:14,294
just like Duffman did.
335
00:15:14,294 --> 00:15:15,898
Don't ever
336
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:17,568
talk to me
337
00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:19,070
again.
338
00:15:23,112 --> 00:15:25,617
She'll get over this, right?
339
00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:27,555
Mine did not.
340
00:15:27,555 --> 00:15:30,259
Oh...
341
00:15:31,529 --> 00:15:32,631
Ready, handsome?
342
00:15:32,631 --> 00:15:34,569
You're leaving?
343
00:15:34,569 --> 00:15:37,040
Duffman just realized that you
344
00:15:37,140 --> 00:15:40,480
are not a good dad. Uh-uh.
345
00:15:40,581 --> 00:15:43,753
I'm all yours... Renata.
346
00:15:43,753 --> 00:15:44,822
Fun name.
347
00:15:44,922 --> 00:15:46,425
Renata.
348
00:15:47,928 --> 00:15:49,231
Oh...
349
00:15:55,243 --> 00:15:56,646
So...
350
00:15:56,646 --> 00:15:58,349
what you reading there?
351
00:16:00,186 --> 00:16:02,257
Come on,
you got to say something.
352
00:16:02,390 --> 00:16:03,894
Something.
353
00:16:03,894 --> 00:16:06,365
Ooh, I can't handle
the silent treatment.
354
00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:08,169
Don't leave me alone
with my brain.
355
00:16:08,169 --> 00:16:10,641
- I remember this one time...
- Eyes on the road!
356
00:16:13,580 --> 00:16:17,053
Oh, Duffman left Amber's drawing
in the car.
357
00:16:17,053 --> 00:16:18,723
It's really a shame about them.
358
00:16:18,723 --> 00:16:21,328
It is. (sighs) He really does
love her, you know.
359
00:16:21,428 --> 00:16:24,301
Maybe, but Duffman should've
spent more time listening
360
00:16:24,301 --> 00:16:27,942
to Amber instead of thinking
only about himself.
361
00:16:27,942 --> 00:16:30,279
Well, maybe sometimes
Duffman's scared to listen
362
00:16:30,279 --> 00:16:33,520
because he'll hear about all
the dumb stuff he screwed up.
363
00:16:33,620 --> 00:16:35,924
Sure, but maybe
he should be brave enough
364
00:16:35,924 --> 00:16:37,928
to admit he's not perfect.
365
00:16:37,928 --> 00:16:40,834
Not even close to perfect.
366
00:16:40,934 --> 00:16:42,470
Oh...
367
00:16:42,470 --> 00:16:44,609
I think we should
take this to them.
368
00:16:44,709 --> 00:16:48,517
Yeah. I hope they work
things out before it's too late.
369
00:16:48,617 --> 00:16:51,890
Me, too, Dad.
That would be really great.
370
00:16:57,166 --> 00:16:59,137
Good luck, buddy.
I'm rooting for you.
371
00:16:59,137 --> 00:17:01,141
Thank you, Evan, and good luck
372
00:17:01,141 --> 00:17:03,412
with your MFA. Oh, yeah.
373
00:17:09,324 --> 00:17:11,763
Okay, here we go.
Time to prove to your daughter
374
00:17:11,763 --> 00:17:13,399
that you've changed.
375
00:17:13,399 --> 00:17:14,367
Ah. Damn.
376
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:15,737
A little help, bro?
377
00:17:15,737 --> 00:17:17,908
Dude, it's Duffman.
378
00:17:17,908 --> 00:17:19,745
Join our rager!
379
00:17:19,745 --> 00:17:21,381
Oh, yeah.
380
00:17:21,381 --> 00:17:24,087
I mean, no, no.
Not who I am anymore.
381
00:17:26,726 --> 00:17:28,897
Okay.
382
00:17:30,734 --> 00:17:33,038
I can't believe you're here
383
00:17:33,138 --> 00:17:35,343
because I don't know you,
and I did not invite you.
384
00:17:35,343 --> 00:17:37,982
Oh, what an odd thing to say.
385
00:17:37,982 --> 00:17:40,286
Hi, I'm Homer, and this is Lisa.
386
00:17:40,386 --> 00:17:42,190
We have something
to give to your dad.
387
00:17:42,190 --> 00:17:44,060
Yeah, well, I can't help you.
388
00:17:44,060 --> 00:17:45,731
He never showed.
389
00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:48,269
I don't get it.
390
00:17:48,269 --> 00:17:50,540
If I know Duffman,
and I briefly did,
391
00:17:50,540 --> 00:17:53,713
nothing was more important
to him than seeing you.
392
00:17:53,713 --> 00:17:54,882
He was so excited.
393
00:17:54,982 --> 00:17:58,523
Really? As excited as he was
to miss every dance recital,
394
00:17:58,523 --> 00:18:01,729
every graduation,
every art show?
395
00:18:01,729 --> 00:18:03,432
No. More.
396
00:18:03,432 --> 00:18:05,336
Your dad taught me
the importance
397
00:18:05,336 --> 00:18:07,908
of not taking my daughter's
love for granted.
398
00:18:08,008 --> 00:18:09,712
Duffman's really changed.
399
00:18:09,712 --> 00:18:11,348
Trust me, when you see him next,
400
00:18:11,348 --> 00:18:13,820
you'll be amazed
at how enlightened
401
00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:16,058
and sensitive he's become.
402
00:18:16,058 --> 00:18:18,329
Chicken fight!
403
00:18:18,329 --> 00:18:20,066
♪ Doo, bow, bow... ♪
404
00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:21,836
Come on, friend!
405
00:18:21,970 --> 00:18:24,174
What the crap?
406
00:18:24,174 --> 00:18:26,546
No, Amber, I was just about
to knock on your door.
407
00:18:26,646 --> 00:18:27,615
You have to believe me.
408
00:18:27,615 --> 00:18:30,019
It's true.
This whole chicken fight,
409
00:18:30,019 --> 00:18:31,756
it felt like
he was somewhere else.
410
00:18:31,856 --> 00:18:34,929
I'm sorry, Colleen, but if this
teaches you anything,
411
00:18:34,929 --> 00:18:38,102
it's that you should work on
your relationship with your dad.
412
00:18:38,202 --> 00:18:40,674
I have a great
relationship with my dad.
413
00:18:40,674 --> 00:18:43,813
I just also like bikinis
and parties, you jerk.
414
00:18:43,813 --> 00:18:45,449
Duffman respects your journey.
415
00:18:45,449 --> 00:18:47,521
Amber? Amber!
416
00:18:48,890 --> 00:18:50,594
Amber!
417
00:18:50,694 --> 00:18:51,996
Ah, Amber...
418
00:18:52,130 --> 00:18:54,234
Hey, uh, pal--
Whoa, that's Duffman!
419
00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:56,673
Amber, look out!
420
00:19:02,651 --> 00:19:04,655
You saved me...
421
00:19:04,655 --> 00:19:06,358
Dad.
422
00:19:09,397 --> 00:19:12,170
So, the chick magnet
is also a daughter magnet,
423
00:19:12,170 --> 00:19:13,506
I get it now.
424
00:19:13,506 --> 00:19:16,445
All chicks
are somebody's daughter.
425
00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:19,384
- No. Uh-uh.
- Yeah, try again.
426
00:19:19,384 --> 00:19:21,856
Some chicks are guys,
and that's okay.
427
00:19:21,856 --> 00:19:23,225
Mm... Mm-mm.
428
00:19:23,325 --> 00:19:25,162
- Hmm.
- It-It's okay, Dad.
429
00:19:25,296 --> 00:19:27,400
B-Baby steps, I guess.
430
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:30,473
Give her this now.
431
00:19:31,241 --> 00:19:33,479
No way. I haven't
seen this in ages.
432
00:19:33,479 --> 00:19:35,383
I look at it every single day.
433
00:19:35,383 --> 00:19:39,124
I miss you so much, and
I should've been there for you.
434
00:19:39,124 --> 00:19:42,096
Dad, I'm so glad
you're back in my life,
435
00:19:42,096 --> 00:19:44,234
and I really hope that...
436
00:19:44,234 --> 00:19:45,937
Ugh, seriously?
437
00:19:46,038 --> 00:19:47,875
Duffman, amazing news.
438
00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:50,012
- You won the election.
- Oh, yeah?
439
00:19:50,012 --> 00:19:51,014
Oh, yeah.
440
00:19:51,014 --> 00:19:53,285
Some kid posted video
of you singing K-pop,
441
00:19:53,385 --> 00:19:56,024
and their fan army voted
for you en freakin' masse.
442
00:19:56,024 --> 00:19:57,561
I need you on
the next plane to Korea.
443
00:19:57,561 --> 00:20:00,634
Kim Jong-un wants to kidnap you
and make a movie together.
444
00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:02,136
Oh, yeah!
445
00:20:04,809 --> 00:20:07,146
Aw, you know what?
I think I have had enough
446
00:20:07,146 --> 00:20:08,683
of that wonderful Duff.
447
00:20:08,683 --> 00:20:11,656
What? You'll never work in
the adult beverage game again.
448
00:20:11,656 --> 00:20:15,564
No beer, no hard seltzer,
no kombucha.
449
00:20:16,999 --> 00:20:18,503
Duff Nation, Duffman is here
450
00:20:18,503 --> 00:20:21,441
to get you wrecked
in a whole new way as...
451
00:20:21,542 --> 00:20:23,580
Puffman.
452
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:26,451
Come check out my daughter's
brand-new weed store
453
00:20:26,552 --> 00:20:28,890
featuring her custom-made,
one of a kind,
454
00:20:28,890 --> 00:20:30,660
glass bongs.
455
00:20:31,896 --> 00:20:34,935
Oh, yeah. If any of my other
estranged daughters
456
00:20:34,935 --> 00:20:36,906
are watching, hit me up.
457
00:20:36,906 --> 00:20:38,543
Wait, your what?
458
00:20:38,543 --> 00:20:40,212
I mean-- Oh, yeah!
459
00:20:40,312 --> 00:20:41,448
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