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Uh, hey there, chief.
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Uh, look, your mailbox
hasn't been emptied in weeks.
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Oh, no, not the mail.
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What if I'm missing out on coupon packs,
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or perhaps a jury summons?
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How will I live without
my paper e-mails?
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Eh, I get it.
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But be a pal, pally. Empty it out.
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Hmm, it has been baking
in the sun for a while.
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I think it's done.
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Mail loaf!
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Carve that mail. Carve it good.
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Who wants an end piece?
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Hmm...
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I'm invited to a
birthday party at Addy's.
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Addy? Hmm, I don't know that friend.
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What subject does she teach?
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It's a kid! I know kids.
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It's a sleepover at Addy's house.
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Addy.
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I met her at the library.
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- Aha.
- Oh. - Library, Marge.
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We were the only ones
who loved this old series
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of books, Gallop Girls.
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Mmm, old book smell.
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Mmm, new friend smell.
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What is the deal with girls and horses?
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Is it 'cause boys
took all the good animals,
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like dogs and ninjas?
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Horses are nature's triumph.
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They have the perfect
combination of power,
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grace and braidable hair.
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Dumb, dumb, stupid. Legs don't move.
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Ew. Pink?!
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Once cars were invented,
why didn't they just
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kill all the horses... with the cars?
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Beat it, Summer School.
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Horse-a-copter attack.
Its plops are bombs.
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Let her go. She's a rescue
and uneasy around men.
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My paddock!
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Hey, hey, hey, hey. No horseplay.
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Horseplay!
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Marge, guess what I said. Fight on.
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Why? Why do you always wreck
the stuff I care about?
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Big brothers are supposed to
be helpful and a little nice.
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I wish I could un-brother you.
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Not if I un-sister you first.
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Fine. By the power of safety scissors,
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I hereby sever the sibling bond.
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Snip.
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Wow.
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Look at that house.
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I bet they use their garage for cars.
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Horsey birthday!
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Your house is huge.
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Yeah, it's kind of embarrassing.
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My dad's the exclusive
ketchup distributor
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for stadiums and megachurches.
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She's obviously lying. Ketchup is free.
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Play along.
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Hi, I'm Marge.
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Lisa's really been looking forward
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to your daughter's party.
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Oh, no, I'm the party planner.
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The mother's on a photoshopping retreat
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to get her son into USC.
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Have fun. We'll see you tomorrow.
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10:00 a.m. pickup.
Goodbyes and gift bags.
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They're so rich, they know the future.
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Well, I just finished
the Gallop Girls book
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where George Washington's horse
exposed Benedict Arnold's horse
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as a traitor.
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I kind of wanted it to be a surprise.
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We kind of own horses.
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You know, Lisa has a sleepover,
Grampa's with the other ones,
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and we are near the marina.
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I'm not looking for
your lost sunglasses.
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It's been six years. They're gone.
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You are always saying how
I never make plans for us.
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Well, how about a sunset cruise?
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I only ever read about those
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in Sunset Cruise magazine.
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There's even live music.
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This is the band that was gonna
play Lenny's wedding reception
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if he didn't get
pepper-sprayed at the altar.
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I forgot how handsome you are
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when you make the slightest effort.
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Oh.
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Don't worry. If you get thrown,
your vest will automatically inflate
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so it breaks your fall.
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Now use the reins.
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Sunflower wants you to lead her.
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What's the matter, Addison?
You didn't like my post.
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Is your thumb broken?
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Thumb broken?
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Tessa Rose, you are brills.
Completely brills.
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Literally,
that was the funniest thing ever.
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I can't stop laughing.
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Uh, Addison, why is she staring at us?
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Addison?
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Is-is that what you like to be called?
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This is my crew.
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You probably know them all from social.
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This is Bella-Ella.
She's from old money.
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Myspace.
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Sloan. British.
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And, of course, beauty icon Tessa Rose.
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Don't you just hate her?
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Aw...
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Oh, right, uh, guys, this is Lisa.
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She's... her.
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Nice to meet you guys.
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Um, you need to calm down.
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I am calm.
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Stop yelling.
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I'm not yelling.
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Look, matchy-matchy...
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...I don't need drama
from someone whose shirt
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is a spoiler for her pants.
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You're hilarious.
I will never stop laughing.
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Your friends seem, um,
different than you.
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That one keeps saying things are funny,
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but she's not laughing.
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Oh, she can't.
Her mom got too much Botox
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when she was pregnant.
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Ugh, so lucky.
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I know they seem cliquey
and stuck-up and...
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- Awful?
- Yeah.
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But once they accept you,
you'll see that, deep down,
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they're... nice.
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Oh, good, good. So they're not mean.
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Oh, I almost judged them.
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That was close.
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These will totally hide
my kombucha hangovers.
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I got them in the city.
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The city is New York. New York City?
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I'll make a note, in a book. A notebook.
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A phone case.
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It's for the new MyPhone.
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There's no buttons,
and the camera only faces you.
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It's literally unusable.
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What about my gift?
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Look, it's got a little straw hat
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that fits right over his ears.
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She got her a toy.
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Does it come with a nappy?
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Oh, my God, I'm laughing so hard,
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I can't even breathe.
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Does it dispense bronzer?
Bronzer remover?
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What does it dispense? How is it makeup?
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But you like it,
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don't you, Addy?
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Oh, it's... adorable.
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For a "widdle" baby.
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♪ Do-do-do-do-do-do-do... ♪
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_
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You're breaking up, honey.
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How's the party?
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It's not fun. I don't want to stay.
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I want to go home.
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It's... fun.
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I don't want to... go home.
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Thanks for the uneventful update.
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How's Lisa?
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Having fun and not wanting to go home.
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Sounds like fun.
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_
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You're right.
Daddy understands completely.
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That's what daddies do.
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I'm trapped. All night.
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With them.
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What do you mean the Taylor
Swift lookalike canceled?
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Now who are the girls
gonna throw cupcakes at?
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Finally. You're the only adult here.
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I want to go home. Can you help me?
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Oh, no, this sleepover has got to get
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100% engagement.
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I can't go back to working
at Bubba Gump Shrimp.
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It's not shrimp.
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Hey, lady bosses,
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who wants to visit the perfume lab
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and start your own fempire?
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What are you wearing,
Desperation by Thirsty Grandma?
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I'm 26.
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Let's binge the new season
of Thank God I'm Dead.
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T.G. I'm D. is literally massive.
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Leandra's funeral is
so on my vision board.
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I'm not allowed to watch that show
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'cause it glamorizes inappropriateness.
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It'll be okay. Just close your eyes.
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We get it, warnings,
this show is awesome.
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Now that she's gone,
she's finally popular.
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I'm gonna ask her ghost to the prom.
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Someone's about to go viral.
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Baby videos are super popular.
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♪ I think I could stay here
for the rest of my life ♪
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- ♪ Please don't ever make me go home ♪
- Mmm?
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Oh...
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What are you doing in here?
This is the caterers' bathroom.
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This Japanese toilet
is the first kind voice
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I've heard all night.
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_
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Addy, why did you invite me to
this party? Just to torture me?
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Okay. Full disclosure, I invited you
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because those other girls
are always so mean to me.
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But then they were mean to you
instead and let me join in.
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Oh, thanks for making this
the best birthday ever.
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Aw.
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Wait, no "aw." That's horrible.
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No, don't you see?
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Next time, you bring a Lisa.
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Someone from band camp or
science club or whatever,
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and then we'll all turn on her
and you'll be part of the squad.
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No, no. No, this can't be
who you really are.
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Let me whiten your teeth, Lisa.
I've got strips.
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Strips, Lisa! Lisa, come back!
I've got whitening strips!
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And it's the Old-Man-apolis 500,
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but he spun out into Dead Man's Crack.
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Grampa, it's Lisa.
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- I need your help.
- What's the matter, loser?
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Did a horse bite your head off,
and now you're crying
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because you don't have a head?
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Ha! Called it.
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The girls at this party are so mean,
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there's no one else to help me,
and I just want to go home.
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Oh, I would love to help,
but you un-brothered me.
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Now all I am is a stranger
who magnetized your saxophone.
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Please, somewhere inside you
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there is an ember of
connection between us.
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This is me asking you to fan that ember.
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Call me back and say it in a normal way.
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Get me out of here!
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Look, the rando's talking into a phone.
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Phones are for looking at, rando.
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Bart, they're taking my phone.
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They're even meaner than you.
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Are you Juan Starnotip?
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Just drive.
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So, Juan, going somewhere this evening?
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The entered address.
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I like you, Juan. You're clearly
comfortable in your own skin.
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Can I interest you in a room-temperature
sparkling water?
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I requested no conversation.
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_
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Hey!
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Give it back!
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Ew, this phone is made by Subway.
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My dad had to eat a
thousand footlongs for that!
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Hey.
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Quit hitting on my wife,
you crooning sex pirate.
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Whoa, that chick behind that
blue-haired lady's your wife?
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Way to go, man.
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Oh, right, uh,
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I'll just get out of your way.
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This is for not hitting on my wife.
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The set list!
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Our banter was on there.
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What songs do we know?
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Oh.
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Without the booze, it's just a cruise!
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Dude, you killed the music.
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00:13:57,869 --> 00:13:59,504
And the vibe.
263
00:13:59,537 --> 00:14:01,607
Time of death, 10:13 p.m.
264
00:14:03,975 --> 00:14:05,076
Hmm.
265
00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:21,025
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
266
00:14:21,058 --> 00:14:23,528
Now let's get out of here
before they realize I'm gone.
267
00:14:23,561 --> 00:14:25,964
This sleepover isn't over.
268
00:14:25,996 --> 00:14:28,933
No, yes, it is.
When we leave, it's over.
269
00:14:28,966 --> 00:14:30,903
Look, I didn't come here to rescue you.
270
00:14:30,936 --> 00:14:33,305
If you run now,
you'll never stop running.
271
00:14:33,337 --> 00:14:34,872
What do you mean?
272
00:14:34,905 --> 00:14:38,109
There's one present you still
have to give those rich girls.
273
00:14:38,143 --> 00:14:41,580
- Revenge.
- Revenge?
274
00:14:43,214 --> 00:14:45,217
Revenge.
275
00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:53,791
Okay, right. Revenge.
Right. I can do that.
276
00:14:53,825 --> 00:14:55,826
- What do I do?
- I can't tell you.
277
00:14:55,860 --> 00:14:58,629
True revenge can only come from
the hate in your own heart.
278
00:14:59,778 --> 00:15:01,700
Hate.
279
00:15:04,101 --> 00:15:07,004
If you do it tight enough,
it's just like a face-lift.
280
00:15:07,038 --> 00:15:09,240
Oh, my God. I could pass for six.
281
00:15:11,342 --> 00:15:13,711
I know just what to do.
282
00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:28,333
_
283
00:15:36,033 --> 00:15:37,668
Hi, Mom.
284
00:15:37,701 --> 00:15:41,038
I saw you called a bunch of times.
Is everything okay?
285
00:15:41,072 --> 00:15:43,041
Yeah, everything is great.
I love you, good night.
286
00:15:43,073 --> 00:15:46,444
At least she's having fun.
287
00:15:46,477 --> 00:15:48,947
Your Mos Eisley fracas
has utterly harshed
288
00:15:48,980 --> 00:15:50,782
my Arrakeen spice buzz.
289
00:15:50,815 --> 00:15:53,585
That's right, a two-reference complaint!
290
00:15:53,618 --> 00:15:56,288
My wife and I have been looking
forward to this for months,
291
00:15:56,321 --> 00:15:58,090
and you ruined our plans.
292
00:16:00,790 --> 00:16:04,763
Plans? Yeah, we all love
to make plans, don't we?
293
00:16:04,796 --> 00:16:07,966
Dinner and a movie,
couples' karaoke, game night
294
00:16:07,999 --> 00:16:10,969
where the hosts are really
just trying to sell Amway.
295
00:16:12,136 --> 00:16:15,139
We're all so eager to
get out of the house.
296
00:16:15,173 --> 00:16:16,408
But why?
297
00:16:16,441 --> 00:16:18,410
To stand in line to
have your picture taken
298
00:16:18,442 --> 00:16:21,112
holding a mustache on a stick?
299
00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:27,753
And all these magical plans are
supposed to lead up to romance.
300
00:16:27,785 --> 00:16:29,920
But when you get home,
you feel tired and gross
301
00:16:29,953 --> 00:16:31,589
and a thousand years old.
302
00:16:31,623 --> 00:16:34,627
So you make plans for
another night and another,
303
00:16:34,662 --> 00:16:37,095
and the cycle continues
until the only time
304
00:16:37,128 --> 00:16:39,764
you touch your wife is
when you don't notice
305
00:16:39,798 --> 00:16:44,235
she's on the toilet at 4:00
a.m. and you sit on her.
306
00:16:44,269 --> 00:16:45,870
Mm-hmm.
307
00:16:45,903 --> 00:16:47,873
I didn't ruin this cruise.
308
00:16:47,905 --> 00:16:50,341
I saved your life.
309
00:16:50,375 --> 00:16:54,913
Now return to your homes
and never make plans again.
310
00:17:06,891 --> 00:17:07,960
Aah!
311
00:17:09,059 --> 00:17:12,230
That egghead rando messed with our hair.
312
00:17:13,832 --> 00:17:16,334
We look like her!
313
00:17:18,001 --> 00:17:19,003
Aah!
314
00:17:19,037 --> 00:17:20,605
Don't worry. I have a car waiting.
315
00:17:24,174 --> 00:17:26,978
An airport pickup during surge pricing?
316
00:17:27,010 --> 00:17:30,182
So long, dot matrix printer,
hello, bubble jet.
317
00:17:30,214 --> 00:17:31,582
This way.
318
00:17:41,291 --> 00:17:42,894
You go ahead.
319
00:17:43,757 --> 00:17:45,555
You don't hate horses.
320
00:17:45,590 --> 00:17:47,298
You're afraid of them.
321
00:17:47,332 --> 00:17:50,802
No, I'm not. I-I just hate any
animal that works with cops.
322
00:17:52,043 --> 00:17:54,005
No creature should be that jacked.
323
00:17:54,038 --> 00:17:56,208
You didn't let me quit
when I was scared,
324
00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:58,009
so I'm gonna help you see
325
00:17:58,041 --> 00:18:02,880
that this majestic
creature has a gentle soul.
326
00:18:02,913 --> 00:18:06,117
Not behind her!
She'll kick your face off!
327
00:18:31,808 --> 00:18:34,745
We're gonna destroy you on Insta,
TikTok and Postmates.
328
00:18:34,778 --> 00:18:36,047
You'll be a total outcast
329
00:18:36,079 --> 00:18:38,449
and you'll have to
pick up your own sushi.
330
00:18:38,482 --> 00:18:40,085
Ugh, no Wi-Fi?
331
00:18:40,117 --> 00:18:42,953
Does your horse even have
a mobile hot spot, Addison?
332
00:18:42,987 --> 00:18:46,258
Addison, can I talk to Addy,
my book buddy?
333
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:49,126
Hmm, I have to be Addison.
334
00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:51,463
Addy's just a little girl.
335
00:18:51,496 --> 00:18:53,298
Don't you remember when
we were reading this?
336
00:18:53,330 --> 00:18:56,867
We were just kids,
sharing something we loved.
337
00:18:56,901 --> 00:18:59,104
Addison, she's trying to influence you,
338
00:18:59,136 --> 00:19:01,105
and she's not even monetizing it.
339
00:19:01,138 --> 00:19:04,375
I'm so going to swat her
house on Christmas morning.
340
00:19:04,409 --> 00:19:06,778
Don't let that rando upset you.
341
00:19:06,810 --> 00:19:09,013
Have a Klonopin gummy.
342
00:19:09,047 --> 00:19:11,283
Be the girl I know you are.
343
00:19:15,409 --> 00:19:17,322
Old book smell.
344
00:19:17,355 --> 00:19:21,026
Stop holding a book, Addison.
You're acting like a rando.
345
00:19:22,125 --> 00:19:25,129
My name is Addy.
346
00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:30,334
Oh, my...
347
00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:32,971
Go!
348
00:19:33,003 --> 00:19:36,173
Come with us.
There's nothing left for you here.
349
00:19:36,207 --> 00:19:37,976
It's my house. All my stuff is in it.
350
00:19:38,009 --> 00:19:41,437
Oh, right, right. Well, all right.
351
00:19:41,472 --> 00:19:43,458
Maybe I'll see you at the library.
352
00:19:43,580 --> 00:19:45,082
Lisa?
353
00:19:45,115 --> 00:19:47,184
You were my best gift.
354
00:19:49,019 --> 00:19:51,789
Addison, are you out of your mind?
355
00:19:51,823 --> 00:19:54,559
Netflix should make a series
about your social life,
356
00:19:54,592 --> 00:19:56,995
because it just committed suicide.
357
00:19:57,794 --> 00:19:59,798
She is so mean.
358
00:19:59,830 --> 00:20:02,199
I want to be her friend.
359
00:20:02,232 --> 00:20:03,801
Literally.
360
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:25,126
_
361
00:21:39,997 --> 00:21:41,033
Shh!
362
00:21:44,326 --> 00:21:46,916
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