1 00:00:54,453 --> 00:00:56,576 Hello, Is this Randy Bates? 2 00:00:58,582 --> 00:00:59,862 Who wants to know? 3 00:00:59,958 --> 00:01:01,915 This is Crazy Carl Cummings. 4 00:01:02,001 --> 00:01:05,785 KZTS all-hits radio station. Pride of the nation at 98.9. 5 00:01:05,921 --> 00:01:09,918 We've got a surprise for you just about as big as Barry Manilow's beak, 6 00:01:10,008 --> 00:01:12,581 Are you sitting down? Better yet, are you laying down? 7 00:01:12,677 --> 00:01:16,259 Are you on a waterbed, all comfy? Are you horizontal, Randy boy? 8 00:01:17,098 --> 00:01:19,849 No, I'm sitting up, but I think I can handle it. 9 00:01:20,017 --> 00:01:21,760 Do you like country music? 10 00:01:22,102 --> 00:01:24,094 I used to like Roy Acuff. 11 00:01:24,187 --> 00:01:27,104 Roy Acuff? Would you take Dolly Parton in a pinch? 12 00:01:27,190 --> 00:01:30,605 I may be Crazy Carl, but I would. But you won it. 13 00:01:32,945 --> 00:01:35,103 An evening with Dolly Parton. 14 00:01:38,866 --> 00:01:42,116 The evening begins with a pre-show dinner for you and Miss Parton... 15 00:01:42,203 --> 00:01:44,528 at the Hawaii Kai Room of the Sheraton Barstow. 16 00:01:44,621 --> 00:01:48,950 A backstage pass for you for Dolly's big show at the Barstow War Memorial... 17 00:01:49,042 --> 00:01:51,615 and then, a little dessert at Massimino's Cafe. 18 00:01:51,711 --> 00:01:54,581 And who knows whether the evening will end there? 19 00:01:54,672 --> 00:01:56,960 Because, Dolly, she's a powerful woman. 20 00:01:57,049 --> 00:02:00,133 She's been on the road a long, long time. 21 00:02:00,468 --> 00:02:01,583 All right. 22 00:02:01,761 --> 00:02:05,379 - What's your favorite radio station? - KZTS. 23 00:02:05,723 --> 00:02:07,383 I can't hear you. 24 00:02:13,438 --> 00:02:17,601 We'll pick you up at 6:00 in a long black limousine, baby. 25 00:02:17,692 --> 00:02:19,186 Yeah, all right. 26 00:02:28,993 --> 00:02:32,907 Dolly Parton? You turned a hard-core felon into a trembling teenager. 27 00:02:33,330 --> 00:02:35,868 What kind of indictment did this guy skip out on? 28 00:02:35,957 --> 00:02:37,950 Two counts of atrocious assault. 29 00:02:38,751 --> 00:02:43,045 He found his wife in bed with a roadie from ZZ Top and took a tire iron to both. 30 00:02:43,130 --> 00:02:46,084 You must be awful tired, you had a long drive to get here. 31 00:02:46,175 --> 00:02:48,712 That's my job, track them and snatch them. 32 00:02:50,345 --> 00:02:54,294 I can't believe this guy is sitting there expecting a limousine. 33 00:03:45,351 --> 00:03:48,185 Good evening, sir. Congratulations. 34 00:03:49,021 --> 00:03:51,642 Goddamn, I never won anything before. 35 00:03:53,775 --> 00:03:55,020 Allow me. 36 00:03:55,526 --> 00:03:57,269 I am ready to party hard. 37 00:04:01,365 --> 00:04:04,448 I'm Tom Nowak. I've been empowered by the State of California... 38 00:04:04,534 --> 00:04:07,819 to return you to Sacramento where you're due to stand trial. 39 00:04:10,706 --> 00:04:12,698 You son of a bitch! 40 00:04:32,850 --> 00:04:34,593 You son of a bitch! 41 00:04:52,033 --> 00:04:54,524 What's your favorite radio station, Randy? 42 00:04:54,619 --> 00:04:56,243 K-Suck, you dork! 43 00:04:59,331 --> 00:05:02,036 Once we catch them, we never gloat. 44 00:05:04,544 --> 00:05:06,204 Thank you, gents. 45 00:05:38,991 --> 00:05:41,279 What kind of music do you like? 46 00:05:42,327 --> 00:05:46,371 I sure as hell don't want to hear no Roy Acuff, I'll tell you that. 47 00:05:46,455 --> 00:05:48,080 Matter of fact... 48 00:05:48,249 --> 00:05:51,913 I'd like to hear something that sounds about as mean as I feel. 49 00:05:52,002 --> 00:05:54,575 Why don't you just let me pick it for you, then? 50 00:05:54,671 --> 00:05:57,162 A Crazy Carl Cummings special. 51 00:06:04,930 --> 00:06:07,302 John Capshaw from Sacramento, 52 00:06:12,686 --> 00:06:16,020 He's got a good start, and Rampage is a tough one to ride, 53 00:06:16,189 --> 00:06:19,273 It looks like he'll get big money out of this rodeo, 54 00:06:20,068 --> 00:06:23,602 Capshaw has gone down, and the rodeo clowns move in, 55 00:06:26,156 --> 00:06:28,279 Here's what clowns are all about... 56 00:06:28,367 --> 00:06:31,071 as the bull takes it out on the barrel, 57 00:06:38,375 --> 00:06:39,953 Thanks, partner. 58 00:06:43,129 --> 00:06:45,205 Nice ride, cowboy. 59 00:07:32,422 --> 00:07:34,130 Tom, how are you doing? 60 00:07:35,258 --> 00:07:37,665 Say, my favorite bloodhound. 61 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:41,508 I just did John Capshaw and I could sure use the cash now, if you got it. 62 00:07:41,597 --> 00:07:43,388 - You did Capshaw? - How? 63 00:07:43,557 --> 00:07:45,679 I'll tell you later. You got the money? 64 00:07:45,767 --> 00:07:47,890 We're just ordering. Sit down. 65 00:07:47,977 --> 00:07:50,468 You got to eat, for Christ's sake. 66 00:07:51,522 --> 00:07:54,890 I'll have the Chief Justice Warren Burger, well done. 67 00:07:55,484 --> 00:07:57,143 Extra fries. 68 00:07:57,861 --> 00:07:59,983 One Warren, burn it. 69 00:08:01,697 --> 00:08:03,986 Have you got the money? I got to visit someone. 70 00:08:04,074 --> 00:08:06,150 You got to visit somebody? 71 00:08:07,202 --> 00:08:08,661 Isn't that funny? 72 00:08:09,162 --> 00:08:13,989 I never thought of Tommy Nowak as the kind of guy who pays a social call. 73 00:08:16,710 --> 00:08:18,619 Have you got the money? 74 00:08:20,380 --> 00:08:22,787 All right. 75 00:08:29,346 --> 00:08:30,509 Thanks. 76 00:08:31,723 --> 00:08:34,179 Tell us how you did Capshaw. 77 00:08:34,851 --> 00:08:37,223 He tricked the poor bastard. That's what he did. 78 00:08:37,311 --> 00:08:40,182 He snuck up when the dude was half unconscious. 79 00:08:40,272 --> 00:08:43,107 - Who are you? - I'm Capshaw's lawyer, okay? 80 00:08:43,483 --> 00:08:45,061 I'll tell you this... 81 00:08:45,152 --> 00:08:49,528 there's a pretty thin line between what you do and what some outlaws do. 82 00:08:52,033 --> 00:08:54,903 Maybe a thin line, but it ain't invisible. 83 00:09:25,603 --> 00:09:28,769 - Afternoon, Miss McGuinn. - Afternoon, Mr. Barton. 84 00:09:29,356 --> 00:09:32,025 When you going to take some sun? 85 00:09:32,109 --> 00:09:35,442 You're about the palest thing in the whole damn camp. 86 00:09:35,862 --> 00:09:38,068 One of these days, Mr. Barton. 87 00:09:40,616 --> 00:09:44,150 Remember when I gave you our rent money on the first of the month... 88 00:09:44,244 --> 00:09:46,782 - right on time? - Remember? 89 00:09:47,998 --> 00:09:50,453 It's a golden day in my book of memories. 90 00:09:50,541 --> 00:09:53,328 First time since you and your husband came here... 91 00:09:53,419 --> 00:09:56,088 when you actually paid when it was due. 92 00:09:56,755 --> 00:09:58,214 Can I have it back? 93 00:10:01,718 --> 00:10:04,422 You're a really nice person, Mr. Barton. 94 00:10:05,137 --> 00:10:06,382 Isn't he? 95 00:10:13,728 --> 00:10:15,056 Hi, honey. 96 00:10:18,941 --> 00:10:20,269 What's up? 97 00:10:30,910 --> 00:10:32,238 Hi, honey. 98 00:10:42,378 --> 00:10:44,584 - What's that? - Leave that alone. 99 00:10:45,798 --> 00:10:47,920 That's baby food money, Roy. 100 00:10:51,427 --> 00:10:54,048 Not for shotguns, not for Wild Turkey. 101 00:10:54,138 --> 00:10:57,922 Not so you can get wasted on some kind of horse tranquilizer. 102 00:11:00,310 --> 00:11:02,516 You're with me on that, right? 103 00:11:02,854 --> 00:11:05,558 Do you hear, boys? This is baby food money. 104 00:11:05,648 --> 00:11:07,936 $120. 105 00:11:25,123 --> 00:11:27,448 Would you help me with the baby? 106 00:11:29,460 --> 00:11:30,919 Say, hey, Roy. 107 00:11:34,965 --> 00:11:37,800 - We finally got it knocked, baby. - Knocked? 108 00:11:38,551 --> 00:11:42,465 Like that Amway franchise in the desert? Or the oil field work in Alaska? 109 00:11:42,555 --> 00:11:45,259 Or how about our famous chinchilla farm, remember? 110 00:11:45,349 --> 00:11:48,967 Make cash fast by raising chinchillas for their pelts... 111 00:11:49,061 --> 00:11:51,895 unless you leave the cage door open and they run away. 112 00:11:51,980 --> 00:11:54,268 I know I screwed up a lot of things... 113 00:11:54,857 --> 00:11:57,811 but honest, we're on Dream Street now. 114 00:11:58,485 --> 00:11:59,730 Come on. 115 00:12:15,959 --> 00:12:17,998 How'd you make this money? 116 00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:21,956 We didn't make it. Some friends of ours did. 117 00:12:25,634 --> 00:12:28,469 - It's counterfeit? - State of the art, baby. 118 00:12:30,263 --> 00:12:32,054 This is the big time. 119 00:12:33,557 --> 00:12:35,016 Listen to me. 120 00:12:36,268 --> 00:12:40,396 You do six months for selling hot VCRs, I'm still here when you get out. 121 00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:44,145 I waited for you. But I didn't count on these prison buddies. 122 00:12:44,567 --> 00:12:47,982 Please, for the baby's sake, get rid of these psychos. 123 00:12:48,362 --> 00:12:49,856 They scare me. 124 00:12:50,113 --> 00:12:51,856 Psychos? These guys? 125 00:12:53,825 --> 00:12:57,952 Let me keep the money here a few days. I'll find a good hiding place for it. 126 00:12:58,037 --> 00:13:00,528 I know I screwed up some things in the past... 127 00:13:00,622 --> 00:13:02,579 but this is idiot-proof. 128 00:13:13,509 --> 00:13:16,959 Doesn't it seem just a little strange that this woman... 129 00:13:17,053 --> 00:13:19,509 who has no previous record at all... 130 00:13:19,597 --> 00:13:23,844 is the only person being indicted for possession of counterfeit money? 131 00:13:24,685 --> 00:13:28,184 Your Honor, she was the only one home at the time of the raid. 132 00:13:28,271 --> 00:13:31,521 And she refuses to tell us anything about the crime. 133 00:13:31,649 --> 00:13:34,815 One could hardly blame the woman, Mr. Hastings... 134 00:13:36,153 --> 00:13:39,522 when she's got a Folsom Prison class reunion... 135 00:13:39,614 --> 00:13:41,607 going on right behind her. 136 00:13:44,535 --> 00:13:49,327 If Your Honor pleases, these gentlemen have come to post bond for the defendant. 137 00:13:51,124 --> 00:13:54,244 We believe that the counterfeit money we found in that trailer... 138 00:13:54,335 --> 00:13:57,122 is just the tip of the iceberg. There are other moneys... 139 00:13:57,213 --> 00:13:59,882 and other crimes involved. So we ask the court... 140 00:13:59,965 --> 00:14:02,717 to set the bond with these facts in mind. 141 00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:07,674 The court sets bail at $25,000. 142 00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:12,304 We can cover that action, baby. 143 00:14:18,815 --> 00:14:22,230 Your Honor, Mrs. McGuinn prefers to seek bail... 144 00:14:22,318 --> 00:14:24,357 from a recognized bail bondsman. 145 00:14:26,905 --> 00:14:29,111 What do you got for me, Buddy? 146 00:14:29,199 --> 00:14:32,567 I told you. I got Little Walter Drucker. 147 00:14:32,660 --> 00:14:36,492 The schmuck who gave me this defective microwave for collateral. 148 00:14:36,580 --> 00:14:40,494 He is sitting downtown at the Golden Bear Motel... 149 00:14:40,584 --> 00:14:43,703 waiting to be plucked like an apple on a tree. 150 00:14:44,629 --> 00:14:47,036 Why don't you let one of the kids handle him? 151 00:14:47,131 --> 00:14:50,132 There's no fun in the Walter Druckers of the world. 152 00:14:50,843 --> 00:14:51,838 Fun? 153 00:14:52,469 --> 00:14:55,220 Mr. Bring-them-back-alive wants a big fun-fix. 154 00:14:57,056 --> 00:15:00,389 If I may quote the immortal Olivia Newton-John: 155 00:15:00,559 --> 00:15:02,765 "Have you never been mellow?" 156 00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:11,395 I know what you can do. You can fill out mileage reports. 157 00:15:11,486 --> 00:15:14,154 Justify all the money I am giving you for gasoline. 158 00:15:14,238 --> 00:15:16,195 Will you do that for me? 159 00:15:20,368 --> 00:15:22,242 I asked you a question. 160 00:15:22,995 --> 00:15:25,071 And I didn't give you an answer. 161 00:15:25,831 --> 00:15:27,740 So, you can do Walter Drucker. 162 00:15:28,083 --> 00:15:30,241 "Hell, no. That's no fun." 163 00:15:30,335 --> 00:15:32,458 You could fill out mileage reports. 164 00:15:32,796 --> 00:15:35,796 "Hell, no. That's too much like a real job." 165 00:15:39,009 --> 00:15:40,918 You can jump on Mary Ellen Chesbro: 166 00:15:41,011 --> 00:15:45,091 The beautiful court stenographer who's been mooning over you for two years. 167 00:15:46,224 --> 00:15:49,094 "Hell, no. She might get her hooks in me." 168 00:15:50,144 --> 00:15:51,686 Come on, Tommy! 169 00:15:52,021 --> 00:15:56,349 Do Walter Drucker. For once in your life, be reasonable. 170 00:15:58,276 --> 00:16:00,767 I tried that once. I didn't like it. 171 00:16:08,243 --> 00:16:09,820 How's that baby? 172 00:16:10,411 --> 00:16:13,163 I had to leave her with my sister over in Nevada. 173 00:16:13,497 --> 00:16:16,249 Sure was sorry to hear about the arrest. 174 00:16:16,667 --> 00:16:18,659 Are they gonna take the baby away? 175 00:16:18,752 --> 00:16:21,587 I mean, after they find you guilty and all? 176 00:16:22,755 --> 00:16:24,748 I don't know, Mr. Barton. 177 00:16:25,967 --> 00:16:28,125 Sure is a fine machine. 178 00:16:28,594 --> 00:16:31,678 Every boy's dream. A pink Cadillac. 179 00:16:32,514 --> 00:16:34,091 You know what Elvis said. 180 00:16:42,773 --> 00:16:46,307 Roy never drove this thing. Never even had the top down. 181 00:16:46,443 --> 00:16:49,645 And you ask me why I never get any sun on my face. 182 00:16:53,949 --> 00:16:56,155 I don't mean to interfere... 183 00:16:56,535 --> 00:16:58,278 in your marriage... 184 00:16:58,828 --> 00:17:03,157 but it's dangerous messing around with a man's vehicles. 185 00:17:04,166 --> 00:17:06,787 You're right about that, Mr. Barton. 186 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,006 Very right. 187 00:17:26,894 --> 00:17:28,554 Come back here, damn it! 188 00:18:08,055 --> 00:18:10,510 What are you going to do now? 189 00:19:04,353 --> 00:19:07,437 Or you can explain it to Alex. He'll pass judgment. 190 00:19:09,233 --> 00:19:10,608 Yeah, okay. 191 00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:13,730 But I'm worn out. Don't you have any speed? 192 00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:23,238 Diet pills? What the hell am I supposed to do with supermarket diet pills? 193 00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:27,116 You can gobble the whole box as far as I'm concerned. 194 00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:29,780 I'm not gonna waste good crystal on you now. 195 00:19:29,876 --> 00:19:31,583 Maybe if you find Lou Ann. 196 00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:58,182 Hell of an escape, Lou Ann. 197 00:20:00,110 --> 00:20:02,517 You are about the palest thing. 198 00:20:07,575 --> 00:20:09,235 Obviously a hardened criminal, 199 00:20:09,326 --> 00:20:11,698 I can tell by the Kewpie bow lips. 200 00:20:11,787 --> 00:20:16,080 Who cares about her lips? She walked out on a bond of $25,000. She's a fugitive. 201 00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:18,741 You want her or not? For me it's all the same. 202 00:20:18,835 --> 00:20:20,910 I want her. You got a priors on her? 203 00:20:21,003 --> 00:20:25,914 Her old man has all the priors, but I didn't post bond for the old man. 204 00:20:28,093 --> 00:20:30,417 Did they run together by any chance? 205 00:20:30,511 --> 00:20:33,002 Actually, you might have competition from the hubby. 206 00:20:33,097 --> 00:20:36,263 She's more scared of him than she is of the law. 207 00:20:36,433 --> 00:20:37,512 Why's that? 208 00:20:39,769 --> 00:20:43,849 He's involved with that gang of ex-cons, you know, the Birthright. 209 00:20:46,775 --> 00:20:47,973 Birthright? 210 00:20:53,156 --> 00:20:56,322 No, Buddy. I want you to understand me. 211 00:20:56,784 --> 00:21:00,117 Watch the rhythmic movement of my lips as I tell you... 212 00:21:00,204 --> 00:21:03,904 - I'm not going to take this assignment. - Come on, I need you. 213 00:21:04,374 --> 00:21:06,865 Do you know what I was saying to somebody yesterday? 214 00:21:06,959 --> 00:21:09,711 I swear I said, "Tommy Nowak... 215 00:21:09,795 --> 00:21:13,294 "he can track down a shadow in the middle of the night." 216 00:21:13,382 --> 00:21:15,374 I happen to track fugitives, Buddy. 217 00:21:15,467 --> 00:21:19,511 I don't go around after whacked-out ex-cons that carry automatic weapons. 218 00:21:21,430 --> 00:21:24,003 But I bet those guys from the Birthright are saying: 219 00:21:24,099 --> 00:21:27,799 "Let's waste this broad before she turns state's evidence." 220 00:21:28,144 --> 00:21:30,931 I mean, it probably is the first time in your life... 221 00:21:31,022 --> 00:21:33,726 that you can serve the cause of justice. 222 00:21:34,817 --> 00:21:35,896 Yeah. 223 00:21:36,693 --> 00:21:39,860 What? I happen to love our legal system. 224 00:21:42,073 --> 00:21:44,778 As long as it keeps you in diamonds and Sonys. 225 00:21:47,828 --> 00:21:49,986 You're saving her by catching her. 226 00:22:01,173 --> 00:22:03,628 So, where are you going to start looking? 227 00:22:04,968 --> 00:22:08,253 It says here she's got a sister that lives out near Reno. 228 00:22:09,055 --> 00:22:11,676 - Reno? - Might as well start there. 229 00:22:12,183 --> 00:22:14,554 But watch the mileage, would you? 230 00:22:18,021 --> 00:22:20,144 Stay clear of the Birthright! 231 00:24:20,418 --> 00:24:22,576 Speed and wine! 232 00:24:22,670 --> 00:24:24,627 Give me some of that stuff. 233 00:24:25,589 --> 00:24:29,717 I want that stuff that killed Hank Williams, I just don't want quite that much. 234 00:24:43,230 --> 00:24:45,436 What are you yelling for, Roy? 235 00:24:48,443 --> 00:24:51,776 Do you think you've earned the right to have a good time? 236 00:24:54,448 --> 00:24:55,443 No. 237 00:25:26,267 --> 00:25:27,975 What's your problem, Roy? 238 00:25:29,395 --> 00:25:31,019 No problem, Alex. 239 00:25:31,605 --> 00:25:32,803 Tell me. 240 00:25:34,816 --> 00:25:36,393 I don't... 241 00:25:37,068 --> 00:25:38,610 I don't like... 242 00:25:42,197 --> 00:25:46,693 "I don't like seeing Lou Ann out there in Silhouette City." 243 00:25:51,289 --> 00:25:54,159 I always know what you're thinking, don't I? 244 00:25:56,376 --> 00:25:57,372 Yeah. 245 00:25:58,753 --> 00:26:00,627 Go ahead. Take it down. 246 00:26:02,298 --> 00:26:03,578 Go ahead. 247 00:26:17,394 --> 00:26:18,474 Stop! 248 00:26:19,188 --> 00:26:20,598 Turn around. 249 00:26:24,609 --> 00:26:26,186 Do you trust me? 250 00:26:27,195 --> 00:26:28,309 Yes, sir. 251 00:26:30,322 --> 00:26:32,445 Go stand in your wife's picture. 252 00:27:14,152 --> 00:27:15,895 Now, here's the point. 253 00:27:17,029 --> 00:27:20,279 I need at least a dozen more full automatic weapons... 254 00:27:20,366 --> 00:27:23,236 to start building the arsenal of my dreams. 255 00:27:24,369 --> 00:27:26,408 The arsenal of our dreams. 256 00:27:26,663 --> 00:27:27,658 Yeah. 257 00:27:30,583 --> 00:27:34,331 But our weapons budget, our communications budget... 258 00:27:34,419 --> 00:27:38,084 just about our whole budget is driving around in the desert... 259 00:27:39,299 --> 00:27:40,841 with your wife. 260 00:27:42,885 --> 00:27:45,554 Now, are you man enough to go get it back? 261 00:27:46,889 --> 00:27:48,762 - Yes, sir, I am. - Good. 262 00:27:51,559 --> 00:27:53,018 I thought so. 263 00:27:53,561 --> 00:27:55,933 Waycross, why don't you go help him out? 264 00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:58,722 - What should I do about... - The female? 265 00:28:02,694 --> 00:28:04,567 Use your best judgment. 266 00:28:12,452 --> 00:28:14,445 Look at this gorgeous girl. 267 00:28:17,623 --> 00:28:21,917 If this cash was genuine, I'd have your Harvard education all paid for. 268 00:28:22,211 --> 00:28:24,701 $253,000. 269 00:28:25,714 --> 00:28:27,587 That'd just about do it. 270 00:28:27,757 --> 00:28:29,750 This sure does look real. 271 00:28:34,638 --> 00:28:36,630 Why don't you cut loose this one time? 272 00:28:36,723 --> 00:28:40,555 Take this play money into Reno and give yourself a weekend on the town. 273 00:28:40,810 --> 00:28:43,561 What are you talking about? I just got here. 274 00:28:49,401 --> 00:28:52,354 Lou Ann, honey, you're a fugitive. 275 00:28:55,740 --> 00:29:00,318 We figured, if anybody comes after you, this might be their first stop. 276 00:29:00,410 --> 00:29:03,411 It's best we scatter for a while until this thing blows over. 277 00:29:03,496 --> 00:29:06,746 We'll take the baby to my folks' house. She'll be safe there. 278 00:29:06,833 --> 00:29:10,450 You just go on in to Reno. Have yourself a good time. 279 00:29:11,837 --> 00:29:14,375 And get some sun while you're at it. 280 00:29:23,597 --> 00:29:26,598 Bye, baby. I love you. Yes. 281 00:29:29,018 --> 00:29:32,719 - Everything's gonna be all right. - We'll see you in a couple of days. 282 00:29:32,813 --> 00:29:33,762 Bye. 283 00:29:38,902 --> 00:29:41,819 Bye, honey. I love you. Don't forget me. 284 00:30:17,769 --> 00:30:20,307 You seen a blonde in a pink Cadillac? 285 00:30:22,148 --> 00:30:23,807 Only in my dreams. 286 00:30:34,075 --> 00:30:35,403 Pack them. 287 00:30:37,745 --> 00:30:40,282 Aren't you gonna treat yourself to some new clothes? 288 00:30:40,372 --> 00:30:43,325 We mustn't let our babies get more glamorous than us. 289 00:30:45,293 --> 00:30:47,084 Maybe just one dress. 290 00:30:48,212 --> 00:30:51,580 Ring these up. I'm going to show her to ladies' wear. 291 00:30:52,299 --> 00:30:54,291 - And the shoe department. - Good. 292 00:33:24,639 --> 00:33:27,308 I'll go! Give me the dice while I'm hot. 293 00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:31,102 Let's go again. 294 00:33:33,355 --> 00:33:35,062 Coming up. Eight! 295 00:33:38,192 --> 00:33:41,276 - Okay, give me the dice. - Your skin is soft. 296 00:33:41,820 --> 00:33:43,480 Fellow, leave the lady alone. 297 00:33:43,572 --> 00:33:47,984 Leave me alone while I'm holding the dice. Give me those dice. Okay! 298 00:33:48,910 --> 00:33:50,238 You can't do it. 299 00:33:51,203 --> 00:33:52,911 I'm going to double it! 300 00:33:55,415 --> 00:33:56,578 Seven, out. 301 00:33:57,792 --> 00:33:59,203 Oh, no. I lost. 302 00:34:00,044 --> 00:34:01,420 Your skin... 303 00:34:01,587 --> 00:34:04,588 it is so soft. Like Velveeta. 304 00:34:05,424 --> 00:34:07,582 You know Velveeta? 305 00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:11,761 Yeah. You think my skin looks like processed cheese. 306 00:34:31,822 --> 00:34:34,941 May I see you for a moment? Right this way. Thank you. 307 00:34:37,452 --> 00:34:39,907 Sit down over here, Mrs. McGuinn. 308 00:34:40,454 --> 00:34:43,538 Somebody got you some nice threads, didn't they? 309 00:34:44,625 --> 00:34:46,451 Recognize this woman? 310 00:34:49,254 --> 00:34:50,961 She looks familiar. 311 00:34:51,464 --> 00:34:53,955 Like someone who never really got a break. 312 00:34:54,300 --> 00:34:57,585 Someone who might go crazy for a day. I wouldn't judge her. 313 00:34:59,721 --> 00:35:00,966 You're a cop? 314 00:35:02,473 --> 00:35:03,718 Not exactly. 315 00:35:04,308 --> 00:35:07,178 What do you mean, not exactly? Who the hell are you? 316 00:35:07,269 --> 00:35:08,811 I'm a skip tracer. 317 00:35:08,896 --> 00:35:11,647 I work for the bail bondsman who put up your bond. 318 00:35:17,486 --> 00:35:21,021 Why didn't you have your husband and his friends put up the money? 319 00:35:24,826 --> 00:35:27,114 If you're taking me back, let's get going. 320 00:35:27,203 --> 00:35:29,741 I can't take much more of this Elvis tribute. 321 00:35:39,964 --> 00:35:43,333 If you don't mind me saying, you look dressed to kill tonight. 322 00:35:43,467 --> 00:35:45,792 I'm dressed to torture, killing's too good. 323 00:35:45,886 --> 00:35:47,795 Could you hold that a second? 324 00:35:49,723 --> 00:35:50,885 My purse! 325 00:35:53,184 --> 00:35:55,307 You creep! Just give me back my... 326 00:35:57,021 --> 00:35:58,218 Thanks. 327 00:36:02,192 --> 00:36:04,480 I got a warrant for that woman. 328 00:36:42,018 --> 00:36:43,428 Here's fine. 329 00:36:54,237 --> 00:36:56,906 Didn't think anyone could run that fast in heels. 330 00:36:56,989 --> 00:36:58,863 Tina Turner taught me. 331 00:37:01,451 --> 00:37:04,072 Look, mister, I got an 8-month-old baby... 332 00:37:04,162 --> 00:37:07,412 I don't even want to hear about it. I'm just a delivery boy. 333 00:37:09,458 --> 00:37:10,869 Where are the handcuffs? 334 00:37:10,959 --> 00:37:15,668 You're not gonna handcuff me? Aren't you into the whole bondage part of the job? 335 00:37:16,214 --> 00:37:19,214 Lady, I don't even like starch in my collars. 336 00:37:35,731 --> 00:37:38,222 You wouldn't take bail money from the Birthright... 337 00:37:38,316 --> 00:37:42,230 but you managed to spend some of that counterfeit cash around town. 338 00:37:44,113 --> 00:37:45,773 It's not so complicated. 339 00:37:46,073 --> 00:37:48,445 I had the whole thing figured out. 340 00:37:48,534 --> 00:37:50,325 It's for my daughter. 341 00:37:52,078 --> 00:37:55,613 I was going to take a little bit of the make-believe money... 342 00:37:55,748 --> 00:37:58,583 and win a lot of the real money... 343 00:37:59,501 --> 00:38:00,995 at the tables. 344 00:38:02,671 --> 00:38:03,999 It's dumb. 345 00:38:05,423 --> 00:38:08,175 It sounds like one of my husband's great ideas. 346 00:38:08,634 --> 00:38:10,543 He sounds really swift. 347 00:38:11,512 --> 00:38:14,715 How'd you get tied up with him in the first place? 348 00:38:17,725 --> 00:38:21,972 Believe it or not, Roy was the coolest boy in San Bernardino... 349 00:38:23,731 --> 00:38:25,806 about 40,000 Heinekens ago. 350 00:38:28,944 --> 00:38:31,399 He said I was marrying James Dean. 351 00:38:31,487 --> 00:38:34,108 I ended up with an amphetamine junkie. 352 00:38:35,199 --> 00:38:38,899 You don't know how many women I talk to who tell the same story. 353 00:38:41,079 --> 00:38:42,075 Look... 354 00:38:43,665 --> 00:38:47,531 I have $250,000 of very high-quality counterfeit cash... 355 00:38:47,626 --> 00:38:50,199 Forget it. I wouldn't take it if it was real. 356 00:38:50,295 --> 00:38:53,415 Shut up and listen to me. I didn't mean it that way. 357 00:38:53,757 --> 00:38:56,426 - You didn't? - I didn't mean it that way. 358 00:38:57,093 --> 00:39:01,505 I thought that if I gave the money to the cops, they might go easy on me. 359 00:39:04,099 --> 00:39:05,759 We could go back and pick it up. 360 00:39:05,850 --> 00:39:09,978 Helping you with your legal case is absolutely none of my business. 361 00:39:10,271 --> 00:39:13,106 My job is just to follow you, find you... 362 00:39:13,899 --> 00:39:16,105 and Federal Express you back home. 363 00:39:17,694 --> 00:39:19,188 The three F's? 364 00:40:06,653 --> 00:40:08,610 I could use a little help. 365 00:40:10,948 --> 00:40:12,988 This is so wrong. 366 00:40:28,005 --> 00:40:29,499 Stand aside. 367 00:40:31,466 --> 00:40:33,672 It makes a really good hiding place. 368 00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:46,928 It kind of reminds you of going to the drive-in movie, doesn't it? 369 00:40:48,189 --> 00:40:50,062 Parking in the woods... 370 00:40:51,358 --> 00:40:54,394 listening to the crickets off in the distance. 371 00:40:56,655 --> 00:40:59,690 - The howling of the wolves... - Will you shut up? 372 00:41:00,199 --> 00:41:02,073 The baying of the dogs. 373 00:41:03,869 --> 00:41:07,320 You just have to play that little-girl-lost routine, don't you? 374 00:41:09,290 --> 00:41:11,366 "I'm just a fugitive felon. 375 00:41:11,834 --> 00:41:14,372 "That doesn't mean I'm not feminine. 376 00:41:14,462 --> 00:41:16,787 "I just need a strong man to help me. 377 00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:19,881 "I guess that makes me like a Cosmo fugitive." 378 00:41:22,051 --> 00:41:25,254 Buddy. Look, I asked you for a favor. You said okay. 379 00:41:25,346 --> 00:41:27,837 You don't have to go making fun of me. 380 00:41:29,558 --> 00:41:31,716 I'm through taking shit from men. 381 00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:35,642 That's one thing we have in common. 382 00:41:35,730 --> 00:41:38,730 Because I'm through taking shit from men, too. 383 00:41:50,993 --> 00:41:54,777 It's a little late to try to head out to Sacramento now. 384 00:42:11,594 --> 00:42:14,595 Come on in. Make yourself comfortable. 385 00:42:18,892 --> 00:42:20,434 Those are gone. 386 00:42:20,936 --> 00:42:23,142 Put your sack down. Take a load off. 387 00:42:39,535 --> 00:42:41,942 Buddy? It's me, in Reno. 388 00:42:42,913 --> 00:42:46,364 I haven't found her yet. I've got the scent, though. 389 00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:51,747 I'll probably find her tomorrow or the next day. 390 00:42:52,463 --> 00:42:56,246 Will you forget about the mileage? I'm tired of talking about mileage. 391 00:42:57,342 --> 00:43:00,259 I'll call you in the morning no matter what happens. 392 00:43:06,183 --> 00:43:07,807 Why did you lie? 393 00:43:16,817 --> 00:43:19,569 It just seemed easier than explaining things. 394 00:43:21,988 --> 00:43:25,439 Would you care for something from our complimentary mini-bar? 395 00:43:31,747 --> 00:43:32,743 Yeah. 396 00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:35,993 I forgot that's the way it is with these joints. 397 00:43:36,084 --> 00:43:39,998 They get you half in the bag, and you forget how to play the game. 398 00:43:48,303 --> 00:43:50,794 Maybe one Cuervo. Just a short one. 399 00:43:57,853 --> 00:44:01,221 We'll keep the drapes open, so it won't get too dark in here. 400 00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:10,313 What's the matter? Are you nervous? 401 00:44:12,782 --> 00:44:14,822 Are your palms all sweaty? 402 00:44:23,709 --> 00:44:25,997 Can you help me with my zipper? 403 00:44:31,298 --> 00:44:32,294 Thanks. 404 00:45:05,661 --> 00:45:07,239 Going somewhere? 405 00:45:07,872 --> 00:45:11,287 I was just getting a glass of water. I have a little gas. 406 00:45:16,045 --> 00:45:17,208 Feel good? 407 00:45:30,433 --> 00:45:31,761 Thank you. 408 00:45:33,644 --> 00:45:35,885 Look at these little jellies. 409 00:45:41,734 --> 00:45:44,604 No, it's mine. 410 00:45:45,237 --> 00:45:47,230 It's mine. That's for the bill. 411 00:45:49,491 --> 00:45:50,771 That's for you. 412 00:45:50,909 --> 00:45:52,985 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 413 00:45:56,956 --> 00:45:58,284 I'm a big tipper. 414 00:45:58,374 --> 00:46:01,244 - Let's look at some of this play dough. - No. 415 00:46:02,335 --> 00:46:05,455 I have had no trouble spending any of that money. 416 00:46:06,130 --> 00:46:09,084 - I can see why. It's real. - It can't be. 417 00:46:09,592 --> 00:46:10,790 It's real. 418 00:46:12,094 --> 00:46:14,382 - How do you know? - I just know. 419 00:46:15,889 --> 00:46:18,462 I think these guys must have come across... 420 00:46:18,558 --> 00:46:22,637 high-grade counterfeit money. They've been exchanging it for the real stuff. 421 00:46:23,646 --> 00:46:27,725 The money in your trailer was probably the last of the fake stuff. 422 00:46:27,941 --> 00:46:31,274 This is Grade A, U. S. Government green. 423 00:46:33,487 --> 00:46:34,602 You mean... 424 00:46:35,656 --> 00:46:37,779 I've been running around... 425 00:46:40,619 --> 00:46:42,196 with $250,000... 426 00:46:43,871 --> 00:46:45,365 in real money? 427 00:46:46,415 --> 00:46:47,411 Yep. 428 00:46:48,167 --> 00:46:49,495 Birthright money? 429 00:46:57,670 --> 00:46:58,701 Oh, God. 430 00:47:00,923 --> 00:47:02,998 What's going to happen to me? 431 00:47:07,512 --> 00:47:09,919 What's going to happen to my baby? 432 00:47:20,189 --> 00:47:21,980 I've got a job to do. 433 00:47:23,567 --> 00:47:25,191 We better hit the road. 434 00:47:30,740 --> 00:47:32,898 America for Americans! 435 00:47:42,834 --> 00:47:44,707 Did you get the female? 436 00:47:48,172 --> 00:47:49,714 What about the money? 437 00:47:58,931 --> 00:48:01,932 You two have put me on a very low-budget level. 438 00:48:02,392 --> 00:48:05,393 Now, I tried to have some pamphlets made up cheaply. 439 00:48:05,687 --> 00:48:09,186 Waycross, why don't you come up here and take a look at this? 440 00:48:19,574 --> 00:48:22,325 "Niggers," blah, blah, blah... 441 00:48:23,119 --> 00:48:25,490 "Spics, gooks taking our jobs." 442 00:48:26,455 --> 00:48:28,246 Blah, blah, blah. 443 00:48:28,457 --> 00:48:30,365 "Conspiracy of the Jews." 444 00:48:31,459 --> 00:48:34,875 - It's not very good. - Why don't you tell everyone why? 445 00:48:36,380 --> 00:48:38,871 Well, first of all, the printing stinks. 446 00:48:38,966 --> 00:48:40,757 I mean, "niggers" is all blurred... 447 00:48:40,842 --> 00:48:44,127 and now and here you got "Jews" running off into the margin. 448 00:48:44,887 --> 00:48:46,429 You got that right. 449 00:48:51,935 --> 00:48:54,971 - You think that's funny? - I mean... 450 00:48:56,731 --> 00:48:57,893 Imagine... 451 00:48:58,316 --> 00:49:02,562 trying to recruit new members with amateurish crap like this. 452 00:49:02,778 --> 00:49:04,604 There's no way, Alex. 453 00:49:05,864 --> 00:49:08,437 You are going to Silhouette City. 454 00:49:21,794 --> 00:49:23,123 All right! 455 00:49:26,382 --> 00:49:27,924 He's a warrior. 456 00:49:29,468 --> 00:49:30,463 Good. 457 00:49:33,137 --> 00:49:35,011 Now I feel some unity. 458 00:49:35,723 --> 00:49:37,597 Now I feel some power. 459 00:49:38,350 --> 00:49:42,846 Not just a bunch of small-time car thieves, penny ante codeine junkies... 460 00:49:43,146 --> 00:49:46,978 wife beaters, drifters without a clue in this world... 461 00:49:47,900 --> 00:49:49,359 but warriors. 462 00:49:50,110 --> 00:49:52,897 Ready to seize everything that's been denied them. 463 00:50:01,454 --> 00:50:04,538 Why don't you go back to that sister's house and wait? 464 00:50:04,623 --> 00:50:08,667 I guarantee you, within five days we will have all our money back. 465 00:50:11,337 --> 00:50:13,709 And we will deal with the female. 466 00:50:18,510 --> 00:50:20,917 You see that? That's God. 467 00:50:21,054 --> 00:50:24,257 God caused that flat tire. He doesn't want you to take me back. 468 00:50:24,348 --> 00:50:26,839 - God's into blowing tires now? - Yes. 469 00:50:28,310 --> 00:50:30,717 I'm just asking for two more days. 470 00:50:30,896 --> 00:50:33,932 We can go to my sister's house and I can see my baby again. 471 00:50:34,023 --> 00:50:37,273 Don't you know I've already gone clinically insane? 472 00:50:38,361 --> 00:50:42,440 Taking you back here to get the money, interfering with your case. 473 00:50:42,864 --> 00:50:45,569 Ever since I met you, I've been breaking the law. 474 00:50:45,658 --> 00:50:48,493 What the hell is the law anyway? 475 00:50:48,786 --> 00:50:51,787 The same people who make the law, break the law every day. 476 00:50:51,872 --> 00:50:54,789 I am not talking about their law, I am talking about my law. 477 00:50:54,875 --> 00:50:55,954 Fine! 478 00:50:58,586 --> 00:51:00,579 Then follow your own law. 479 00:51:17,561 --> 00:51:20,846 What do you mean the trail went cold? Tom, you're too good, 480 00:51:21,273 --> 00:51:23,894 I'm having serious trouble with this. 481 00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:26,808 Wait, don't hang up. All right. 482 00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:32,614 Since you've driven all the way to Reno, Nevada, you might as well do Jack Bass. 483 00:51:33,575 --> 00:51:36,860 We got a tip that he's been hanging around Harrah's lately. 484 00:51:36,953 --> 00:51:38,281 Yeah. 485 00:51:38,704 --> 00:51:39,735 Okay. 486 00:51:40,498 --> 00:51:42,075 Wait, Tom. 487 00:51:43,917 --> 00:51:46,490 Do you know what cherchez la femme means? 488 00:51:47,253 --> 00:51:50,539 It's French for dig up the broad, already. Okay? 489 00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:54,291 I've always admired your way with a Continental phrase. 490 00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:03,261 I've got a new case. A real mean dude. 491 00:52:04,435 --> 00:52:07,104 What the hell am I going to do with you? 492 00:52:07,187 --> 00:52:09,760 Take me along. Maybe I can help. 493 00:52:21,325 --> 00:52:23,531 Oh, God. Give me a break. 494 00:52:23,618 --> 00:52:27,069 Too much raw dude for you, babe? I can dig it. 495 00:52:27,538 --> 00:52:30,373 If my life were a movie, there'd be a sign on it saying: 496 00:52:30,457 --> 00:52:34,075 "Caution: Some scenes too intense for younger viewers." 497 00:52:36,880 --> 00:52:37,911 Okay. 498 00:52:38,006 --> 00:52:41,919 Let's say this act of yours works and you catch this Bass character. 499 00:52:42,009 --> 00:52:44,630 - We catch this bastard, doll face. - Yeah. 500 00:52:44,928 --> 00:52:47,134 We catch him. What did he do, anyhow? 501 00:52:47,222 --> 00:52:49,380 He stabbed a dealer down in Vegas. 502 00:52:49,474 --> 00:52:53,222 Imagined he was cheating him, and went crazy with a 10-inch blade. 503 00:52:55,437 --> 00:52:57,346 Where are we gonna try and catch him? 504 00:52:57,439 --> 00:53:00,938 I hear he's been hanging around Harrah's the last few nights. 505 00:53:03,694 --> 00:53:05,817 What'll you do when you catch him? 506 00:53:05,905 --> 00:53:07,696 I'm gonna apprehend him. 507 00:53:08,365 --> 00:53:10,772 Turn him over to the local authorities. 508 00:53:11,326 --> 00:53:13,817 Without getting to know anything about him. 509 00:53:13,912 --> 00:53:16,237 Nothing about his personal life. 510 00:53:16,330 --> 00:53:20,493 I don't want to know about his brother, his mother, his sister... 511 00:53:21,293 --> 00:53:23,499 I don't want to know about the family pets... 512 00:53:23,587 --> 00:53:25,994 the pet parakeet, the dog, the cat. 513 00:53:26,089 --> 00:53:29,173 I don't want to know diddly-shit. 514 00:53:35,555 --> 00:53:38,509 Wait for my signal. And remember your line. 515 00:53:39,350 --> 00:53:42,517 Hello, Jack. I'm Miss Reno Casino. 516 00:54:12,838 --> 00:54:15,672 This is where you want to be. Big jackpot. 517 00:54:15,757 --> 00:54:16,871 Big payoffs. 518 00:54:18,676 --> 00:54:21,712 Come on in and try your luck. This is where you want to be. 519 00:54:21,804 --> 00:54:24,508 If you feel lucky, this is where you want to play... 520 00:54:24,598 --> 00:54:27,053 because the action never stops. Come on in. 521 00:54:39,778 --> 00:54:41,188 What do you think? 522 00:54:43,698 --> 00:54:46,069 Looks like a penis, only smaller. 523 00:54:53,956 --> 00:54:56,447 If you're feeling lucky, this is the place to be. 524 00:54:56,542 --> 00:54:58,534 Because the action never stops. 525 00:54:58,627 --> 00:55:02,576 If you're hungry, step right up, come in and try one of our restaurants. 526 00:55:02,672 --> 00:55:06,207 This is it, folks. This is the place you want to be. Big payoffs. 527 00:55:06,926 --> 00:55:10,092 Here he is, Mr. Hassleback. Our one-millionth customer. 528 00:55:10,512 --> 00:55:13,762 What a fine specimen of a man he is, too. 529 00:55:13,849 --> 00:55:15,675 Yes, Mr. Lucky One Million. 530 00:55:15,767 --> 00:55:18,886 Sorry we don't have a brass band for you, Mr... 531 00:55:18,978 --> 00:55:21,267 - Jack Bass. - Jack Bass. 532 00:55:21,355 --> 00:55:23,431 No brass for Mr. Bass. 533 00:55:23,899 --> 00:55:26,734 If you'll pardon the pun, sir. May I call you Jack? 534 00:55:27,944 --> 00:55:29,818 You can call me Daryl Hassleback. 535 00:55:29,904 --> 00:55:33,736 I happen to be the vice-president in charge of promotion of this casino. 536 00:55:33,824 --> 00:55:35,982 Are you familiar with our operation? 537 00:55:36,702 --> 00:55:38,694 Sure. Like Vic Damone... 538 00:55:39,788 --> 00:55:42,907 - and Alan King. - Yeah, like Vic. 539 00:55:43,082 --> 00:55:44,660 Yeah, cool, man. 540 00:55:44,750 --> 00:55:48,415 We have 143 gaming tables and 4 showrooms... 541 00:55:48,504 --> 00:55:52,880 and the deluxe hotel. And we got a fantastic gift for you. 542 00:55:53,591 --> 00:55:54,754 Yeah, what? 543 00:55:55,635 --> 00:55:59,549 Would you believe an all-expense-paid weekend on me... 544 00:55:59,722 --> 00:56:02,426 and $5,000 worth of chips? 545 00:56:04,309 --> 00:56:08,140 Ladies and gentlemen, move back and give Mr. Bass some room. 546 00:56:08,229 --> 00:56:11,894 Move back. Can't you see the detective is trying to make an arrest... 547 00:57:22,877 --> 00:57:24,039 Get him! 548 00:57:33,428 --> 00:57:35,052 I'll kill you, you... 549 00:57:59,492 --> 00:58:01,235 - My name is Tom Nowak. - What? 550 00:58:01,327 --> 00:58:04,576 I've been authorized to turn you over to the local authorities... 551 00:58:04,663 --> 00:58:07,035 where you will be extradited. 552 00:58:20,093 --> 00:58:23,047 Yeah! It's a contact sport! 553 00:58:37,066 --> 00:58:38,939 What the hell happened to you? 554 00:58:39,318 --> 00:58:42,900 You were supposed to show up and play Miss Reno Casino... 555 00:58:42,988 --> 00:58:46,072 - and give him a kiss. - I didn't want to kiss him. 556 00:58:46,157 --> 00:58:48,778 We both know what I was really supposed to do. 557 00:58:48,868 --> 00:58:51,785 I was supposed to show you once and for all if I'd run away. 558 00:58:51,870 --> 00:58:54,195 - You showed me. You ran. - I thought about it. 559 00:58:54,289 --> 00:58:56,661 But when I saw you chasing him, I came back. 560 00:58:56,750 --> 00:58:59,121 We did Jack Bass! 561 00:59:00,878 --> 00:59:02,917 - We're partners. - Partners? 562 00:59:03,005 --> 00:59:06,670 I don't even have a goddamn car anymore. I don't have any partners. 563 00:59:20,145 --> 00:59:24,012 Didn't anyone ever tell you, you shouldn't mess with a man's vehicles? 564 00:59:24,107 --> 00:59:26,977 Yeah, I think I heard that someplace before. 565 00:59:27,401 --> 00:59:29,643 You want the goddamn car or not? 566 00:59:30,154 --> 00:59:32,478 Yeah, I want it, for two days only. 567 00:59:32,823 --> 00:59:36,985 One day to see your kid, and the other day to get you to Sacramento. 568 00:59:45,875 --> 00:59:47,038 Thanks. 569 00:59:53,007 --> 00:59:54,714 You won't regret it. 570 00:59:59,846 --> 01:00:01,091 I wonder. 571 01:00:08,603 --> 01:00:12,601 I may be thick, but this sucks, standing here waiting. 572 01:00:13,066 --> 01:00:17,526 Well, Roy, you are thick. Just about as thick as a Texas steak. 573 01:00:58,939 --> 01:01:02,272 My God, it's Roy. It's Roy with some other guy. 574 01:01:02,358 --> 01:01:04,813 What the hell did I do with the goddamn.38? 575 01:01:13,159 --> 01:01:14,274 Shit! 576 01:01:15,119 --> 01:01:17,325 Fellow here kind of misses his wife. 577 01:01:17,413 --> 01:01:20,532 Where is she, Jeff? You better tell us right now. 578 01:01:21,291 --> 01:01:23,414 I swear we haven't seen her. 579 01:01:25,420 --> 01:01:28,373 Come on now, Jeff. You're my brother-in-law. 580 01:01:33,093 --> 01:01:36,177 Family members should always be truthful with each other. 581 01:01:36,263 --> 01:01:38,136 He is telling you the truth! 582 01:01:38,348 --> 01:01:39,890 Give me Royann. 583 01:01:40,391 --> 01:01:42,633 Give me my own flesh and blood. 584 01:01:43,477 --> 01:01:45,932 It's okay, honey. It's okay. 585 01:01:46,647 --> 01:01:49,647 You know, Roy, this kid's our ace in the hole. 586 01:01:49,774 --> 01:01:51,897 Mothers always come back for their young. 587 01:01:51,984 --> 01:01:53,941 It's just a matter of time. 588 01:01:54,445 --> 01:01:56,236 Wouldn't you say so, dear? 589 01:01:57,531 --> 01:02:00,781 I don't know. It could be a real long time. 590 01:02:01,951 --> 01:02:04,620 We'll wait. I got plenty of time. 591 01:02:11,543 --> 01:02:15,457 So why did the first marriage break up? 592 01:02:17,131 --> 01:02:19,124 First marriage was a joke. 593 01:02:20,634 --> 01:02:22,045 I was never around. 594 01:02:22,136 --> 01:02:25,089 This line of work, you're always out on the road. 595 01:02:25,680 --> 01:02:27,471 The second marriage... 596 01:02:28,558 --> 01:02:30,467 I don't even want to touch that one. 597 01:02:30,559 --> 01:02:33,477 I did get engaged to a girl about three years ago. 598 01:02:34,521 --> 01:02:35,684 Really? 599 01:02:40,485 --> 01:02:42,726 So what happened? 600 01:02:43,487 --> 01:02:45,065 Right after we got engaged... 601 01:02:45,155 --> 01:02:47,907 she won the title of Miss Aamco Transmission... 602 01:02:47,991 --> 01:02:49,818 of Turlock, California. 603 01:02:50,327 --> 01:02:52,449 Naturally, she'd date a guy... 604 01:02:52,662 --> 01:02:56,077 who'd stand beside her when she performed her queenly duties... 605 01:02:56,165 --> 01:02:59,498 like cutting the ribbon at a new muffler shop or something. 606 01:03:00,502 --> 01:03:02,494 We both knew I wasn't that guy. 607 01:03:05,048 --> 01:03:07,503 So you never really settled down. 608 01:03:08,134 --> 01:03:11,502 - I don't think... - Let me guess. You're not the type. 609 01:03:12,679 --> 01:03:15,134 You're an American wildcat. 610 01:03:15,682 --> 01:03:18,303 Your kind can't breed in captivity. 611 01:03:18,392 --> 01:03:20,930 The road is your only home. 612 01:03:27,275 --> 01:03:30,525 I guess the road can get a little old now and then. 613 01:03:40,537 --> 01:03:43,537 Isn't that dangerous? Putting that cocaine on that knife? 614 01:03:43,623 --> 01:03:44,867 Cocaine? 615 01:03:45,332 --> 01:03:47,241 Cocaine's for queers with gold credit cards. 616 01:03:47,334 --> 01:03:49,327 This here is amphetamine. 617 01:03:50,045 --> 01:03:53,496 Only way to snort it is off a hunting knife. Want some? 618 01:03:55,383 --> 01:03:57,838 Cute little girl, isn't she? 619 01:03:59,219 --> 01:04:02,054 She's her dad's precious. 620 01:04:05,183 --> 01:04:07,674 I'm not much for rug rats myself. 621 01:04:08,227 --> 01:04:10,433 Just accidents waiting to happen. 622 01:04:11,855 --> 01:04:15,022 Of course, this one's worth its weight in gold, isn't it? 623 01:04:15,108 --> 01:04:17,895 This one's going to bring home mama. 624 01:04:18,069 --> 01:04:20,939 Mama and all that precious money. 625 01:04:21,530 --> 01:04:23,986 Roy, what are you going to do to Lou Ann? 626 01:04:27,077 --> 01:04:29,781 We're gonna get the money and the car back... 627 01:04:29,871 --> 01:04:33,322 and then we're just gonna put the fear of God into her. 628 01:04:33,624 --> 01:04:35,083 Fear of God? 629 01:04:36,835 --> 01:04:39,408 What good's the fear of God these days? 630 01:04:40,130 --> 01:04:43,664 She took our hard-earned money. She can nail us. 631 01:04:44,634 --> 01:04:47,919 I don't think the fear of God's nearly good enough. 632 01:04:50,722 --> 01:04:54,506 A child of four could see these envelopes are hermetically sealed, 633 01:04:54,601 --> 01:04:58,183 They've been kept in a mayonnaise jar since noon today, 634 01:05:00,439 --> 01:05:04,768 If you could just sit and talk to Alex for 10 minutes... 635 01:05:04,860 --> 01:05:08,275 you'd understand why you have to live in this crummy little house. 636 01:05:08,363 --> 01:05:12,609 How you got cheated of your birthright and what you could do to get it back. 637 01:05:13,283 --> 01:05:15,608 This house is just fine with me. 638 01:05:16,286 --> 01:05:20,449 I know what you stand for. My old man fought against it in World War II. 639 01:05:20,873 --> 01:05:23,198 Maybe I should pop you right now. 640 01:05:23,292 --> 01:05:24,490 My Cadillac! 641 01:05:25,794 --> 01:05:27,075 She's here. 642 01:05:34,468 --> 01:05:38,300 - You recognize this car? - It's Jeff and Dinah's. They're home. 643 01:05:59,490 --> 01:06:01,648 This is my friend, Tom Nowak. 644 01:06:02,201 --> 01:06:04,988 Hi, Tom, pleased to meet you. 645 01:06:06,580 --> 01:06:08,655 Why don't you both come in? 646 01:06:12,126 --> 01:06:14,414 - Where's my little baby? - There she is. 647 01:06:16,129 --> 01:06:18,122 Who's here? Look. 648 01:06:20,675 --> 01:06:23,166 Show your mama how you've been walking. 649 01:06:25,346 --> 01:06:27,255 Pumpkin, you can walk! 650 01:06:35,396 --> 01:06:36,724 Surprise! 651 01:06:39,733 --> 01:06:42,188 - Roy, what's going on? - Over there. 652 01:06:42,694 --> 01:06:45,363 Maybe you better tell me what's going on. 653 01:06:45,738 --> 01:06:47,695 Who's the new bodyguard? 654 01:06:48,699 --> 01:06:50,442 He was sent to catch me. 655 01:06:50,784 --> 01:06:52,860 Sure, you look real caught. 656 01:06:53,203 --> 01:06:55,196 By the bail bondsman, Roy. 657 01:06:57,415 --> 01:06:59,953 Take your filthy hands off my child! 658 01:07:02,044 --> 01:07:06,622 They say you can't put a value on human life. That's such absolute bullshit! 659 01:07:07,799 --> 01:07:10,800 I can put a value on this little rug rat's life. 660 01:07:10,885 --> 01:07:14,170 $253,000. Let's have it. 661 01:07:16,015 --> 01:07:18,090 And the keys to my Cadillac, too. 662 01:07:21,811 --> 01:07:23,009 Here you go. 663 01:07:24,063 --> 01:07:26,601 You had the nerve to drive my vehicle? I ought to... 664 01:07:26,690 --> 01:07:28,849 The transmission's half-shot and it pulls... 665 01:07:28,942 --> 01:07:31,231 Fuck that Cadillac! Where's the money? 666 01:07:32,237 --> 01:07:34,728 It's right in the back where you left it. 667 01:07:35,573 --> 01:07:40,033 Go check it, Roy. If it's there, honk. Wait for me outside. You understand? 668 01:07:40,411 --> 01:07:42,237 Wait outside! 669 01:07:50,378 --> 01:07:53,248 I've got some unfinished business with this bitch. 670 01:08:03,305 --> 01:08:05,428 You're gonna try to be a hero? 671 01:08:06,100 --> 01:08:08,637 I'm a skip tracer. This isn't my fight. 672 01:08:08,935 --> 01:08:10,928 Then shut up and sit down. 673 01:08:35,750 --> 01:08:37,161 Get the kid! 674 01:08:38,127 --> 01:08:42,290 No, Roy! You're not like them. Roy, give me the baby! 675 01:08:42,923 --> 01:08:44,002 Roy, no! 676 01:08:51,847 --> 01:08:53,223 Come back! 677 01:08:55,100 --> 01:08:57,769 Roy, come back with the baby! 678 01:09:19,663 --> 01:09:22,699 That guy was good. I'll give him that. 679 01:09:25,752 --> 01:09:27,543 "It's not my fight." 680 01:09:30,589 --> 01:09:32,498 You know what, darling? 681 01:09:33,050 --> 01:09:34,330 He lied. 682 01:09:58,447 --> 01:10:00,439 The night she was born... 683 01:10:01,533 --> 01:10:04,782 I remember lying on the table in the delivery room. 684 01:10:05,870 --> 01:10:07,068 Worrying. 685 01:10:07,955 --> 01:10:09,663 Worrying about Roy. 686 01:10:10,040 --> 01:10:11,831 Worrying about money. 687 01:10:12,667 --> 01:10:14,494 Worrying about this baby. 688 01:10:15,795 --> 01:10:19,578 She seemed to have two strikes against her before she was even born. 689 01:10:24,177 --> 01:10:27,012 Then, all of a sudden, I just... 690 01:10:28,556 --> 01:10:32,304 floated up to the ceiling of the delivery room. 691 01:10:34,144 --> 01:10:35,804 I hovered there... 692 01:10:36,438 --> 01:10:38,264 Looking down at myself. 693 01:10:39,274 --> 01:10:42,025 And I saw how pale and sweaty... 694 01:10:42,526 --> 01:10:44,934 and worried I was, and I thought... 695 01:10:46,989 --> 01:10:50,191 it's a shame she has to be so scared all her life. 696 01:10:52,952 --> 01:10:56,202 Doesn't she know everything's going to be all right? 697 01:11:00,709 --> 01:11:02,582 Because the real me... 698 01:11:03,294 --> 01:11:05,750 was floating above it all. 699 01:11:07,923 --> 01:11:10,924 Then the ceiling of the delivery room just opened up... 700 01:11:11,009 --> 01:11:13,761 and I just kept rising up into the air... 701 01:11:14,554 --> 01:11:19,097 until it felt like all the stars were passing right through my body. 702 01:11:22,019 --> 01:11:24,095 And then the baby came out. 703 01:11:34,238 --> 01:11:36,444 We're going to get your baby back. 704 01:11:49,126 --> 01:11:51,332 - I love you. - Drive carefully. 705 01:11:53,046 --> 01:11:54,041 Bye. 706 01:12:10,811 --> 01:12:11,974 All right. 707 01:12:12,604 --> 01:12:16,020 You wanna be partners, we'll be partners. Open the glove box. 708 01:12:29,035 --> 01:12:31,989 I'm gonna give you your first lesson in skip tracing. 709 01:12:32,079 --> 01:12:34,451 A subtle, almost diabolically clever way... 710 01:12:34,540 --> 01:12:37,161 of obtaining documents from locked places. 711 01:12:39,753 --> 01:12:41,247 That is clever. 712 01:12:53,139 --> 01:12:54,930 What does he have in here? 713 01:12:55,558 --> 01:12:58,808 Roy always had a couple of those phony IDs hanging around. 714 01:13:00,187 --> 01:13:01,811 Looks pretty good, doesn't it? 715 01:13:01,897 --> 01:13:03,557 Better than pretty good. 716 01:13:03,857 --> 01:13:06,692 This could fool a trooper in California or Nevada. 717 01:13:07,151 --> 01:13:09,310 This is a Ricky Z original. 718 01:13:10,029 --> 01:13:11,653 We're headed west. 719 01:13:14,324 --> 01:13:15,818 Who's Ricky Z? 720 01:13:42,349 --> 01:13:44,720 All right. Tommy Nowak! 721 01:13:45,810 --> 01:13:48,347 How's the life force treating you today, pal? 722 01:13:48,562 --> 01:13:50,389 - All right. - Come on in. 723 01:13:52,733 --> 01:13:56,860 I wanted to know if you remember making this license for a Roy Hollyfield? 724 01:13:56,944 --> 01:13:58,189 Sure, boy! 725 01:13:58,279 --> 01:14:01,861 I had to go into a trance on that one. It's not funny, either. 726 01:14:01,949 --> 01:14:05,567 This is the truth. Dude came in here, he was all shaky. 727 01:14:05,660 --> 01:14:07,451 His partners were all hostile... 728 01:14:07,537 --> 01:14:10,288 so I just wanted to give him a name to chill him out. 729 01:14:10,373 --> 01:14:12,994 So I went into my meditation routine. 730 01:14:14,460 --> 01:14:17,460 And I came up with this name. Roy Hollyfield. 731 01:14:19,506 --> 01:14:22,376 Dude, you never introduced me to your old lady yet. 732 01:14:25,261 --> 01:14:28,095 You're the expert on make-believe, you tell me. 733 01:14:28,472 --> 01:14:31,508 I'd say Gwendolyn. 734 01:14:32,058 --> 01:14:34,549 Or maybe Samantha. 735 01:14:35,978 --> 01:14:39,927 But the way the world runs, your name's probably Bonnie Sue. 736 01:14:40,524 --> 01:14:42,931 - Close. Lou Ann. - Well, see... 737 01:14:43,443 --> 01:14:45,898 some people see names the way they are. 738 01:14:45,987 --> 01:14:48,478 I see names the way they should be. 739 01:14:48,614 --> 01:14:52,065 This Hollyfield license, and the guys he came in with... 740 01:14:52,868 --> 01:14:56,568 Just a minute. Let me create a new identity for you. 741 01:14:57,205 --> 01:14:59,743 - I am on the lam. - It's cool. 742 01:14:59,832 --> 01:15:03,283 His running buddies. Can you tell me about his running buddies? 743 01:15:03,377 --> 01:15:07,754 Yeah. They were those dudes from the Birthright. 744 01:15:07,839 --> 01:15:09,666 They're clients of mine. 745 01:15:10,091 --> 01:15:13,625 - How could you? Those guys are psycho. - Chill out, man. 746 01:15:13,719 --> 01:15:16,257 They're just a bunch of screw-ups who play with guns. 747 01:15:16,346 --> 01:15:19,929 There's nothing more dangerous than a screw-up with a.44. 748 01:15:20,141 --> 01:15:23,308 Now concentrate, will you? Whereabouts was their camp? 749 01:15:23,394 --> 01:15:26,264 Give me a second. I'll concentrate for you. 750 01:15:27,481 --> 01:15:29,189 I want you to sign your name. 751 01:15:29,274 --> 01:15:33,817 Sign "Gwendolyn de la Croix" three times in your most relaxed handwriting. 752 01:15:34,529 --> 01:15:38,858 Listen, Tommy, I may be out there, but I'm not an idiot... 753 01:15:38,949 --> 01:15:41,654 and don't ask me to rat on the Birthright. 754 01:15:41,743 --> 01:15:46,120 She has a baby being held by speed freaks with automatic weapons. 755 01:15:48,166 --> 01:15:51,332 Wow, man. That's heavy. 756 01:15:52,211 --> 01:15:54,666 God! Don't lay that on me, man. 757 01:15:55,088 --> 01:15:58,955 I think I know where they are. I think they're in the Sierras. 758 01:15:59,050 --> 01:16:02,134 When they came in, they were all weirded out... 759 01:16:02,219 --> 01:16:04,710 they were wired, they were talking like auctioneers. 760 01:16:04,805 --> 01:16:08,636 One of them started calling me a hippie. Trying to mess with my mind. 761 01:16:08,725 --> 01:16:11,975 But I let them talk because my mind is unmessable. 762 01:16:12,520 --> 01:16:13,765 Absolutely. 763 01:16:14,063 --> 01:16:16,636 All right. So then they said... 764 01:16:16,732 --> 01:16:20,480 there was a hippie commune on the other side of their camp... 765 01:16:20,569 --> 01:16:24,067 over near Mariposa, I think. 766 01:16:24,155 --> 01:16:27,321 Then he said that on the day of the great uprising... 767 01:16:27,408 --> 01:16:29,696 he personally was gonna make sure... 768 01:16:29,785 --> 01:16:32,454 that all the hippies on the farm were carved up. 769 01:16:32,621 --> 01:16:33,949 All right. 770 01:16:34,789 --> 01:16:38,621 What are you saying, man? That it's all right to kill hippies? 771 01:16:39,168 --> 01:16:43,082 I'm just saying you did a good job. You kept your eyes and ears open. 772 01:16:43,755 --> 01:16:45,084 Well, yeah. 773 01:16:45,465 --> 01:16:48,170 You act as weird as me, and people open up on you. 774 01:16:48,259 --> 01:16:49,422 Follow me? 775 01:16:52,555 --> 01:16:54,843 - Catch up with you later. - Okay. 776 01:16:55,557 --> 01:16:57,680 All right. Let's look at this. 777 01:16:58,184 --> 01:17:00,391 Listen, the next time I see you... 778 01:17:00,478 --> 01:17:03,728 I'll have this Gwendolyn de la Croix totally fleshed out. 779 01:17:03,814 --> 01:17:05,308 Great, thanks. 780 01:17:05,399 --> 01:17:08,020 Tommy! That name suits you. 781 01:17:08,819 --> 01:17:10,229 Tommy Nowak. 782 01:17:10,862 --> 01:17:14,147 How come you didn't turn me in to the cops all these years? 783 01:17:14,699 --> 01:17:16,193 I don't know. 784 01:17:16,325 --> 01:17:19,990 People want to disappear, reappear, change their identity. 785 01:17:20,370 --> 01:17:22,197 It's all part of the game. 786 01:17:22,539 --> 01:17:24,033 Yeah, I guess. 787 01:17:26,751 --> 01:17:28,126 All right! 788 01:17:28,711 --> 01:17:30,335 Yeah, that's it. 789 01:17:30,546 --> 01:17:32,787 Okay. See you later! 790 01:17:47,269 --> 01:17:48,811 Rest assured... 791 01:17:50,271 --> 01:17:52,062 he will be avenged. 792 01:17:53,107 --> 01:17:54,980 It's beyond money now. 793 01:17:55,567 --> 01:17:57,524 It's beyond that female. 794 01:17:58,278 --> 01:18:02,062 It's a question of paying that lawman back. 795 01:18:02,365 --> 01:18:03,479 Amen. 796 01:18:11,373 --> 01:18:13,412 Roy, I want you to think. 797 01:18:14,417 --> 01:18:19,125 Was there anything left in that Cadillac that a smart man might use as a clue? 798 01:18:22,924 --> 01:18:24,584 No, sir. Nothing. 799 01:18:26,970 --> 01:18:28,167 Except... 800 01:19:13,677 --> 01:19:16,796 You got a place we can park this car that's out of sight? 801 01:19:16,888 --> 01:19:18,263 Are you staying? 802 01:19:18,889 --> 01:19:20,218 Fantastic! 803 01:19:20,432 --> 01:19:23,635 Sure, I'll take care of the car for you. 804 01:19:25,520 --> 01:19:28,437 I'm gonna put you in the Hawaiian Luau Room. 805 01:19:33,652 --> 01:19:34,815 Aloha. 806 01:19:50,166 --> 01:19:53,500 It's eerie how much this place looks like Hawaii, isn't it? 807 01:20:00,008 --> 01:20:01,004 Yeah. 808 01:20:01,760 --> 01:20:05,093 Looks like we just walked in off the beach at Waikiki. 809 01:20:05,513 --> 01:20:08,467 Maybe we'd better pull up a palm tree and go to sleep. 810 01:20:57,683 --> 01:21:01,099 It's all right, you all be cool. Just get in and get out. 811 01:21:01,395 --> 01:21:03,885 Get through, okay? Hear what I'm saying? 812 01:21:12,863 --> 01:21:14,690 Let's kick some butt! 813 01:21:16,658 --> 01:21:17,903 Ricky Z! 814 01:21:18,409 --> 01:21:19,607 Open up! 815 01:21:23,539 --> 01:21:26,824 Ricky Z, you mangy hippie! 816 01:21:27,000 --> 01:21:28,874 We want to talk to you! 817 01:21:32,713 --> 01:21:35,631 We're looking for a lawman and his old lady. 818 01:21:36,091 --> 01:21:37,751 - You seen them? - No! 819 01:21:38,760 --> 01:21:42,010 I've been fasting for four days. My eyes closed and everything. 820 01:21:42,097 --> 01:21:44,006 I haven't seen anybody. 821 01:21:54,190 --> 01:21:56,230 Don't act slick, Ricky Z. 822 01:21:56,526 --> 01:21:58,399 It don't suit you, man. 823 01:22:07,494 --> 01:22:10,779 Come on, Billy. They probably didn't even come here. 824 01:22:11,872 --> 01:22:13,331 Say hey, Roy? 825 01:22:14,958 --> 01:22:16,951 Check that shit out, man. 826 01:22:31,347 --> 01:22:33,755 You lied. They were here. 827 01:22:34,642 --> 01:22:38,509 - What'd you tell them about us? - I told them you live in the Sierras. 828 01:22:38,604 --> 01:22:43,312 Maybe some hippie commune. I don't know. I'm too scared to lie. 829 01:22:43,650 --> 01:22:46,223 Too scared? You stinking hippie. 830 01:22:48,487 --> 01:22:50,314 When did they leave? 831 01:22:53,283 --> 01:22:56,948 I don't know, 4:15 p. m., 5:27 p. m. 832 01:22:57,036 --> 01:22:59,492 - I don't know. - You lying son of a bitch! 833 01:23:04,710 --> 01:23:06,252 Let's trash it. 834 01:23:20,015 --> 01:23:21,639 All right, let's move! 835 01:23:26,854 --> 01:23:28,182 I love it! 836 01:23:34,485 --> 01:23:36,478 Come on, give me a light. 837 01:23:51,625 --> 01:23:53,285 Having a barbecue! 838 01:23:55,712 --> 01:23:57,040 Burn, baby! 839 01:23:59,841 --> 01:24:01,999 I am the god of hellfire! 840 01:24:04,553 --> 01:24:06,462 This is a major bummer. 841 01:24:28,657 --> 01:24:30,068 We better go. 842 01:24:35,747 --> 01:24:37,241 What a shame. 843 01:24:49,926 --> 01:24:53,175 When we find your baby, where are you going to go, then? 844 01:25:01,436 --> 01:25:02,930 I don't know. 845 01:25:05,439 --> 01:25:08,060 Someplace where you can track me down. 846 01:25:13,196 --> 01:25:14,738 You up already? 847 01:25:14,822 --> 01:25:18,107 I was gonna bring you some bananas for your morning luau. 848 01:25:18,951 --> 01:25:21,276 Thanks. Maybe we'll take a rain check. 849 01:25:21,828 --> 01:25:25,825 I'm Tom Nowak. I'm a court-appointed officer from the State of California. 850 01:25:25,915 --> 01:25:27,457 We're looking for this man. 851 01:25:27,541 --> 01:25:31,455 That sounds like a nerve-wracking job. Hope I can help you out. 852 01:25:36,716 --> 01:25:37,712 Yes, sir. 853 01:25:38,051 --> 01:25:41,004 He stayed here not more than three or four weeks ago. 854 01:25:41,095 --> 01:25:42,090 He did? 855 01:25:42,471 --> 01:25:44,262 He said he was going on a fishing trip. 856 01:25:44,348 --> 01:25:46,803 Maybe he came up here to contact the Birthright. 857 01:25:46,892 --> 01:25:49,299 Yes indeed. This is Mr. Dickhead. 858 01:25:49,519 --> 01:25:51,345 Mr. John A. Dickhead. 859 01:25:51,646 --> 01:25:53,721 Not a bad self-description. 860 01:25:55,107 --> 01:25:57,645 A fellow named John A. Dickhead stays here... 861 01:25:57,734 --> 01:26:00,403 and you don't think that might be an alias? 862 01:26:02,196 --> 01:26:04,272 That's the first thing that occurred to me. 863 01:26:04,365 --> 01:26:08,742 But I figured, must be a million fake names a man could call himself... 864 01:26:08,827 --> 01:26:11,828 why call yourself John A. Dickhead unless you had to? 865 01:26:12,831 --> 01:26:14,455 Got a good point there. 866 01:26:14,540 --> 01:26:16,912 What do you remember about this Dickhead? 867 01:26:18,002 --> 01:26:19,412 Not a whole lot. 868 01:26:19,503 --> 01:26:22,124 I tend to stick to my knitting, so to speak. 869 01:26:22,297 --> 01:26:24,289 Thanks. Where's our car? 870 01:26:25,842 --> 01:26:27,087 In the coop. 871 01:26:28,094 --> 01:26:29,339 In the coop? 872 01:26:34,057 --> 01:26:35,765 Jiminy Crickets. 873 01:26:37,393 --> 01:26:41,473 Here's one desk clerk who didn't have his thinking cap on last night. 874 01:26:42,815 --> 01:26:44,309 That's sacrilege. 875 01:26:44,441 --> 01:26:47,608 No, now it's really Roy's car. 876 01:26:49,362 --> 01:26:51,520 I'm really sorry, Mr. Nowak. 877 01:26:51,739 --> 01:26:55,321 I'll tell you what, though. There's a car wash down the road. 878 01:26:55,743 --> 01:26:58,412 Whatever it is, it'll come off your bill. 879 01:26:59,204 --> 01:27:03,533 Didn't anyone ever tell those chickens not to mess with a man's vehicles? 880 01:27:05,626 --> 01:27:07,037 What a mess! 881 01:27:24,434 --> 01:27:25,679 Over here. 882 01:27:35,402 --> 01:27:36,896 Alone at last. 883 01:27:42,074 --> 01:27:43,818 Come on out, tracer. 884 01:27:43,909 --> 01:27:45,107 It's over! 885 01:27:45,577 --> 01:27:47,736 Come on out, boy. Right now! 886 01:27:57,046 --> 01:27:58,041 Stop them. 887 01:28:03,176 --> 01:28:04,670 Get the truck! 888 01:28:12,517 --> 01:28:13,846 Come on, get in! 889 01:28:26,821 --> 01:28:29,941 Come on, Darrell, put the pedal to the metal! 890 01:28:48,632 --> 01:28:50,790 Come on! Pass that son of a bitch! 891 01:28:56,389 --> 01:28:58,926 Darrell, watch that truck! 892 01:29:17,449 --> 01:29:18,990 Son of a bitch! 893 01:29:22,828 --> 01:29:24,026 Damn it! 894 01:29:26,998 --> 01:29:29,572 At least we got rid of the chicken shit. 895 01:29:39,468 --> 01:29:41,175 - Dial it. - Holy Toledo! 896 01:29:41,261 --> 01:29:42,589 Dial what? 897 01:29:42,887 --> 01:29:46,469 Dial the number you called this morning when you set us up. 898 01:29:46,640 --> 01:29:48,929 The number of the Birthright camp. 899 01:29:50,811 --> 01:29:54,013 - Yeah. - Hello, Alex? Tom Nowak, 900 01:29:54,522 --> 01:29:55,932 How you doing? 901 01:29:56,357 --> 01:30:00,306 I'm okay, tracer. I'm surprised to hear from you, though. 902 01:30:01,028 --> 01:30:04,610 I thought they'd be scraping you off the car upholstery by now. 903 01:30:05,282 --> 01:30:09,113 Let's stop all the foolishness, and start talking about a trade. 904 01:30:10,161 --> 01:30:12,995 One female infant for all our money. Even up? 905 01:30:13,705 --> 01:30:16,623 Yeah. That sounds like a good deal. Even up. 906 01:30:19,669 --> 01:30:22,290 2:00 sharp. Corner of Nelson and Main Street. 907 01:30:22,880 --> 01:30:25,205 Park the Cadillac by the post office, 908 01:30:25,549 --> 01:30:29,842 Put the money in the trash can by the wooden Indian on the northwest corner, 909 01:30:30,512 --> 01:30:32,670 The kid will be on the southeast, 910 01:31:31,398 --> 01:31:34,268 It's not my baby. 911 01:32:02,633 --> 01:32:04,460 You bastards! 912 01:32:10,098 --> 01:32:12,090 Where's my baby? 913 01:32:39,206 --> 01:32:41,495 My Cadillac! My vehicle! 914 01:32:47,839 --> 01:32:51,005 We're slicker than snot on the doorknob, Alex. 915 01:32:51,092 --> 01:32:54,840 Just like you showed us on the chalkboard with them "X's" and "O's." 916 01:32:55,887 --> 01:32:58,508 See what happens when you act like warriors? 917 01:32:58,932 --> 01:33:01,138 When you band together as one? 918 01:33:20,492 --> 01:33:21,820 He's good. 919 01:33:22,744 --> 01:33:24,902 There's no question about that. 920 01:33:27,331 --> 01:33:29,407 He's so good, he's got to die. 921 01:33:31,668 --> 01:33:32,747 Soon. 922 01:33:33,587 --> 01:33:37,880 I'm sorry about what happened. It's just that they got us so scared. 923 01:33:38,174 --> 01:33:41,377 - Just tell me where the camp is. - I don't know. 924 01:33:42,261 --> 01:33:43,755 Really, I don't. 925 01:33:45,639 --> 01:33:48,592 I do know they go to the Pioneer Bar in Coulterville... 926 01:33:48,683 --> 01:33:50,722 to have cocktails in the evening. 927 01:33:50,852 --> 01:33:52,180 Cocktails? 928 01:33:53,145 --> 01:33:55,054 Where's the key to that truck? 929 01:33:55,439 --> 01:33:56,719 It's in it. 930 01:34:10,744 --> 01:34:12,238 You all right? 931 01:34:15,248 --> 01:34:16,492 I'm fine. 932 01:34:18,751 --> 01:34:20,542 I have faith in you. 933 01:34:21,128 --> 01:34:22,954 You do? Why? 934 01:34:25,465 --> 01:34:27,671 You're crazier than they are. 935 01:34:28,509 --> 01:34:30,252 But you're good crazy. 936 01:34:37,100 --> 01:34:39,769 You could be one of them, if you wanted to. 937 01:34:42,271 --> 01:34:44,892 But they could never be one of you. 938 01:34:48,401 --> 01:34:51,770 Do you know what I mean? Does that make any sense? 939 01:34:54,782 --> 01:34:56,739 It does give me an idea. 940 01:34:58,076 --> 01:34:59,072 What? 941 01:35:00,912 --> 01:35:02,572 What are you doing? 942 01:35:02,997 --> 01:35:06,829 You're not going to join them? You're not going to their camp? 943 01:35:07,751 --> 01:35:09,625 No, I'm not much of a joiner. 944 01:35:10,087 --> 01:35:12,921 But I do think I ought to go to Coulterville... 945 01:35:13,173 --> 01:35:14,631 for cocktails. 946 01:35:25,058 --> 01:35:26,967 What if they recognize you? 947 01:35:27,310 --> 01:35:30,264 The ones who got a clear look at me were Roy and Waycross... 948 01:35:30,354 --> 01:35:33,889 and I have a hunch that Waycross don't get around much anymore. 949 01:35:33,982 --> 01:35:37,066 If Roy's in there, and he gets a look at me... 950 01:35:37,152 --> 01:35:39,274 I'll just have to improvise. 951 01:35:42,239 --> 01:35:46,153 If I'm not out by 1:00 a. m., don't wait for me. You take off, hear me? 952 01:35:48,286 --> 01:35:49,282 Sure. 953 01:35:54,750 --> 01:35:57,122 Girl, come on. Just give me a hug. 954 01:36:14,059 --> 01:36:17,143 - What'll it be? - A shot of Four Roses and a draft. 955 01:36:26,861 --> 01:36:30,277 What's a good old boy have to do to get in trouble around here? 956 01:36:30,907 --> 01:36:34,240 Calling my mother a drunken slut would do well for openers. 957 01:36:35,410 --> 01:36:36,869 Your mother... 958 01:36:39,372 --> 01:36:41,697 is far too nice a lady for that. 959 01:36:49,506 --> 01:36:53,918 Get me a vodka, too. I'm going to have a drink of everything at the bar. 960 01:37:11,734 --> 01:37:13,477 What will it be this time, buddy? 961 01:37:13,568 --> 01:37:15,810 I'll tell you what it's going to be. 962 01:37:16,112 --> 01:37:17,855 It's gonna be a whole new world... 963 01:37:17,947 --> 01:37:21,067 where a white man can stand tall for a change. 964 01:37:22,326 --> 01:37:23,654 Right. 965 01:37:23,744 --> 01:37:27,077 Spare me the rap. I've heard it all from the dudes in the back. 966 01:37:46,222 --> 01:37:47,881 How you all doing? 967 01:37:48,932 --> 01:37:51,933 Bartender said there's some real men out here. 968 01:37:53,978 --> 01:37:57,263 Are you going to shoot pool, or talk a lot of dog shit? 969 01:38:00,025 --> 01:38:03,892 Better than that. I'm going to shoot dog shit and talk a lot of pool. 970 01:38:24,672 --> 01:38:26,166 Excuse me, sir. 971 01:38:49,193 --> 01:38:50,687 Say, homeboy... 972 01:38:53,071 --> 01:38:54,695 I know you. 973 01:38:57,742 --> 01:38:59,117 Course you do. 974 01:38:59,201 --> 01:39:01,360 I'm Will Van Slyke and you're Billy Dunston. 975 01:39:01,453 --> 01:39:05,201 You're probably the biggest celebrity to ever hit Folsom in 1982. 976 01:39:05,540 --> 01:39:06,915 - Folsom? - Yeah. 977 01:39:11,170 --> 01:39:12,961 Sure. What'd they get you for? 978 01:39:13,339 --> 01:39:15,580 They got me for the three F's. 979 01:39:16,591 --> 01:39:21,052 Assault with intent, B and E, and having carnal knowledge with a vehicle. 980 01:39:21,387 --> 01:39:24,139 That little Corvette was just begging for it. 981 01:39:28,226 --> 01:39:30,515 We need this dude in our world. 982 01:39:30,854 --> 01:39:32,846 Read my boy's biceps. 983 01:39:35,107 --> 01:39:36,685 That's a big one. 984 01:39:36,817 --> 01:39:39,023 "Death before dishonor." 985 01:39:39,236 --> 01:39:40,896 Words we live by. 986 01:39:42,197 --> 01:39:45,281 Carved it in with a piece of copper wire myself. 987 01:39:47,243 --> 01:39:50,991 But there's some dude around here who's dishonored us. 988 01:39:51,163 --> 01:39:52,990 Dishonored us. 989 01:39:53,790 --> 01:39:56,910 - Who might that be? - Skip tracer, dude. 990 01:39:57,001 --> 01:40:00,417 He ripped off our leader. Killed our baddest man. 991 01:40:01,130 --> 01:40:04,000 Man! He's got to go down. 992 01:40:04,299 --> 01:40:05,959 "An eye for an eye." 993 01:40:06,051 --> 01:40:08,921 No, a head for an eye. 994 01:40:09,387 --> 01:40:10,585 That's right! 995 01:40:25,901 --> 01:40:28,653 No, thanks, man. I'm high on life. 996 01:40:29,029 --> 01:40:31,567 Wait a second. The way I see this... 997 01:40:31,865 --> 01:40:34,272 you had this vehicle trapped at the car wash... 998 01:40:34,367 --> 01:40:36,774 and you still couldn't put him down. 999 01:40:36,869 --> 01:40:39,360 Man, maybe we're talking too much. 1000 01:40:39,788 --> 01:40:42,279 Relax, man. He's one of us. 1001 01:40:42,624 --> 01:40:45,541 Then let him deal with that slimy Nowak dude. 1002 01:40:46,336 --> 01:40:48,458 We did everything possible. 1003 01:40:48,588 --> 01:40:50,331 You saying we didn't? 1004 01:40:51,632 --> 01:40:53,126 I'm not saying that. 1005 01:40:53,217 --> 01:40:57,000 You'd be more convincing if you weren't pissing on your cigarette. 1006 01:41:02,350 --> 01:41:04,176 Let's get out of here. 1007 01:41:04,852 --> 01:41:07,521 We'll talk more tomorrow, up at the camp. 1008 01:41:18,113 --> 01:41:19,144 So? 1009 01:41:20,407 --> 01:41:22,732 So I'm headed up there tomorrow. 1010 01:41:24,994 --> 01:41:25,907 Good. 1011 01:41:27,621 --> 01:41:29,199 I'm coming with you. 1012 01:41:31,333 --> 01:41:33,491 We'll talk about that later. 1013 01:41:34,002 --> 01:41:36,457 I want you to give me one of your guns. 1014 01:41:38,422 --> 01:41:41,376 Now, look. I've got a firm policy on gun control. 1015 01:41:41,467 --> 01:41:44,586 If there's a gun around, I want to be the person controlling it. 1016 01:41:44,678 --> 01:41:46,386 Change your policy. 1017 01:41:47,138 --> 01:41:51,349 Lou Ann, I've already broken every rule in the book. 1018 01:41:51,434 --> 01:41:53,841 I've written a new book to break new rules. 1019 01:41:53,936 --> 01:41:56,142 How far do you want me to go? 1020 01:41:57,856 --> 01:41:59,231 All the way. 1021 01:42:04,361 --> 01:42:06,603 You know how to use one of these? 1022 01:42:08,865 --> 01:42:10,028 Roy taught me. 1023 01:42:10,116 --> 01:42:13,900 He thought it would bring us closer if we could go shooting together. 1024 01:42:31,009 --> 01:42:33,334 I can't seem to get away from this car. 1025 01:42:38,474 --> 01:42:41,012 Hold it right there! 1026 01:42:45,981 --> 01:42:48,816 Hello, Roy. We're here for the baby. 1027 01:42:50,526 --> 01:42:52,186 What's funny, Roy? 1028 01:42:52,403 --> 01:42:53,434 Me. 1029 01:42:53,904 --> 01:42:57,237 I get busted down to guard duty, and I screw that up. 1030 01:42:57,324 --> 01:43:00,609 Just once in my life, I'd like to get something right. 1031 01:43:00,744 --> 01:43:04,657 Why don't you get it right this time? Help us get the kid back. 1032 01:43:07,458 --> 01:43:09,035 What's your plan? 1033 01:43:11,002 --> 01:43:13,873 Plan A is I go up to the camp as Will Van Slyke... 1034 01:43:13,963 --> 01:43:16,419 and I'll keep Alex and the rest of them diverted. 1035 01:43:16,507 --> 01:43:19,543 Then Lou Ann will get the baby and take off. 1036 01:43:20,761 --> 01:43:22,303 What's Plan B? 1037 01:43:23,346 --> 01:43:26,513 Plan B is all hell breaks loose. Get in the back. 1038 01:43:29,602 --> 01:43:31,345 Who's going to drive? 1039 01:43:32,354 --> 01:43:33,267 Be my guest. 1040 01:43:43,572 --> 01:43:45,446 I got the visitor here. 1041 01:43:45,532 --> 01:43:47,026 I can see that. 1042 01:43:47,117 --> 01:43:49,987 Who in the hell gave you permission to leave your post? 1043 01:43:50,370 --> 01:43:52,030 Stay out of this, Will. 1044 01:43:52,121 --> 01:43:54,410 - Ease up on him. - Wait a second. 1045 01:43:54,957 --> 01:43:58,123 I don't know you from Folsom. I know you from... 1046 01:43:59,461 --> 01:44:00,955 The car wash. 1047 01:44:02,797 --> 01:44:05,122 Nice of you to refresh his memory. 1048 01:44:23,357 --> 01:44:26,642 Royann's in the last cabin, the other side of the camp. 1049 01:44:34,533 --> 01:44:35,695 Wait there. 1050 01:44:36,034 --> 01:44:38,110 - Wait a minute. - Wait there. 1051 01:45:33,709 --> 01:45:34,907 Darrell. 1052 01:45:35,961 --> 01:45:37,503 Will Van Slyke! 1053 01:45:38,964 --> 01:45:41,881 - How you doing, bud? - How are you, pal? 1054 01:45:41,966 --> 01:45:44,635 You were funnier than hell last night. 1055 01:45:45,928 --> 01:45:48,466 We could use a few more laughs around here. 1056 01:45:48,555 --> 01:45:50,180 A few laughs. 1057 01:45:51,266 --> 01:45:53,638 I wanted to ask you. I been thinking. 1058 01:45:53,726 --> 01:45:56,680 If we get rid of all the blacks and all the Jews... 1059 01:45:56,938 --> 01:45:59,475 what are we gonna do for entertainers? 1060 01:45:59,732 --> 01:46:01,724 Comedians and things like that? 1061 01:46:06,112 --> 01:46:10,690 - We'll still have David Letterman. - Yeah, we'll still have David Letterman. 1062 01:46:50,776 --> 01:46:52,056 Code Red! 1063 01:46:55,196 --> 01:46:57,651 That scumbag tracer is here! 1064 01:46:59,283 --> 01:47:00,943 So much for Plan A. 1065 01:47:02,953 --> 01:47:04,910 Take them up here. Go! 1066 01:47:08,499 --> 01:47:09,495 Come on, move. 1067 01:47:23,387 --> 01:47:25,047 Come on, you guys! 1068 01:47:36,107 --> 01:47:37,980 - You all right? - Keep going! 1069 01:47:38,067 --> 01:47:39,311 Go! Move ahead! 1070 01:47:40,819 --> 01:47:42,147 Through there! 1071 01:47:43,321 --> 01:47:44,484 Move! 1072 01:47:45,698 --> 01:47:48,023 Let's get around this side over here! 1073 01:49:03,474 --> 01:49:07,056 When I fire the first shot, I want you to take off and keep going. 1074 01:49:07,727 --> 01:49:11,310 Don't worry about me. I'll be all right. You two get going. 1075 01:49:15,526 --> 01:49:17,103 Okay, tracker... 1076 01:49:17,819 --> 01:49:19,444 time to come out. 1077 01:49:29,079 --> 01:49:30,242 I'm hit! 1078 01:49:37,253 --> 01:49:38,498 Get him! 1079 01:50:01,858 --> 01:50:04,775 I got her! I got the woman! 1080 01:50:06,111 --> 01:50:07,570 Okay, tracer! 1081 01:50:08,113 --> 01:50:09,690 Drop your weapon! 1082 01:50:11,658 --> 01:50:13,816 Right now, or she goes down! 1083 01:50:27,380 --> 01:50:28,375 Good. 1084 01:50:29,590 --> 01:50:30,918 Come on out. 1085 01:50:31,466 --> 01:50:32,546 Nicely! 1086 01:50:54,028 --> 01:50:57,610 Mess up the dude's face. Mess it up good! 1087 01:50:57,948 --> 01:51:01,363 Step away, Billy D. You'll have your fun in a minute! 1088 01:51:03,327 --> 01:51:05,900 How did you manage to sneak past Roy? 1089 01:51:07,498 --> 01:51:11,246 People have been sneaking past Roy most of his life. You know that. 1090 01:51:11,876 --> 01:51:13,869 None of this had to happen. 1091 01:51:15,755 --> 01:51:17,913 If you'd just stayed out of this. 1092 01:51:18,007 --> 01:51:20,580 If I go back to prison, I die there. 1093 01:51:22,177 --> 01:51:25,842 You two could put me back there, and slam the door forever. 1094 01:51:26,514 --> 01:51:28,008 So you tell me... 1095 01:51:28,933 --> 01:51:30,759 what choice do I have? 1096 01:51:33,187 --> 01:51:35,095 Take them out into the woods. 1097 01:51:39,734 --> 01:51:43,019 If these people are going to stand here, pointing guns like this... 1098 01:51:43,112 --> 01:51:46,029 I'll have to ask you, are you an organ donor? 1099 01:51:47,115 --> 01:51:48,609 Nobody shoots. 1100 01:51:50,827 --> 01:51:52,534 Here's the program: 1101 01:51:52,995 --> 01:51:56,660 We all walk back to the Cadillac. We all leave, we all live. 1102 01:51:57,040 --> 01:52:00,872 I'll let Alex go a few miles down the road. How's that sound to you? 1103 01:52:00,961 --> 01:52:02,289 Hold your fire! 1104 01:52:02,420 --> 01:52:04,875 I'm going down the hill with these people. 1105 01:52:06,674 --> 01:52:08,666 I thought you'd understand. 1106 01:52:19,435 --> 01:52:20,549 Move! 1107 01:52:22,145 --> 01:52:25,348 They won't let you out of here alive. They're not that stupid. 1108 01:52:25,440 --> 01:52:28,773 - I disagree. - You ought to kill me in cold blood! 1109 01:52:29,527 --> 01:52:32,611 - Get in the car. - You won't be safe until I'm dead! 1110 01:52:33,238 --> 01:52:36,239 Why don't you pull that trigger? I would. 1111 01:53:47,469 --> 01:53:48,880 Go! Come on! 1112 01:54:03,984 --> 01:54:05,857 We got to get this scumbag. 1113 01:54:40,849 --> 01:54:42,177 Catch them! 1114 01:55:36,397 --> 01:55:38,057 How you feeling, babe? 1115 01:55:38,232 --> 01:55:40,224 Feel like I just had this baby. 1116 01:55:43,820 --> 01:55:45,611 Now what are we gonna do? 1117 01:55:46,447 --> 01:55:49,116 Right now, you and I are both outlaws. 1118 01:55:49,575 --> 01:55:51,900 So unless we wanna go stone criminal... 1119 01:55:52,285 --> 01:55:55,452 that means doing bank jobs or blackmail... 1120 01:55:56,080 --> 01:55:58,749 or fencing stolen Oriental treasure... 1121 01:55:59,250 --> 01:56:03,828 the best thing we could do is go back to see the D. A. In Sacramento... 1122 01:56:04,379 --> 01:56:07,249 run this by him, see if we can work it out together. 1123 01:56:09,842 --> 01:56:13,009 - You think we can work it out? - I hope so. 1124 01:56:14,388 --> 01:56:16,961 But if they won't listen to us and make us run... 1125 01:56:17,057 --> 01:56:19,382 we'll just run faster than them. 1126 01:56:27,774 --> 01:56:32,187 I hope this thing clears up quickly. I can't wait to open a skip tracer agency. 1127 01:56:32,362 --> 01:56:34,022 McGuinn and Nowak. 1128 01:56:34,781 --> 01:56:37,817 - Wait just a minute. - All right, Nowak and McGuinn. 1129 01:56:38,117 --> 01:56:40,239 We could do TV commercials. 1130 01:56:41,870 --> 01:56:46,496 You in that golden blazer of yours, and me in that hot red dress. 1131 01:56:49,335 --> 01:56:51,161 Might not be too bad. 1132 01:56:53,297 --> 01:56:56,961 I guess it could be Nowak and McGuinn Limited. 1133 01:56:57,800 --> 01:57:00,125 "Let us be your fugitive people." 1134 01:57:04,556 --> 01:57:06,881 Will they make me give back the dress? 1135 01:57:08,727 --> 01:57:11,513 To be honest, if there's any justice on this planet... 1136 01:57:11,604 --> 01:57:14,640 they'll never make you give back that red dress.