"Vampire vs vampire"
When heavenly dog eats the moon,
during an eclipse evil prevails; Darkness reigns supreme
when the moon emerges, it's yin apogee
caught by moon beam, the spirits will wreak havoc
don't go in!
Don't be in my way!
Don't, it's dangerous inside!
We must get in
to show we have guts
master said we must cover up all light
so it won't shin at those jars
don't blame me
if master scolds you
don't grass on me,
I'll let you stand all over me
The moon is shining at those jars
why are you holding that jar?
If we could remove them,
we wouldn't have to cover them
you never follow your master's advice
no wonder he says
you're brainless
but I'm flexible
well, fix it yourself
don't try to excuse yourself
Use that blow taught by master
Come on
Bring one more
come on
Are you pissing or gassing? It stinks
not so bad as your bad odor
Fixed
sorry, I'm treading on you again
No wonder it's so dark
so that longevity lamp is burnt out
wait for me
hurry up
why is it still not on?
Turn it on quickly
Ho
Hold it
that jar's greatly affected by moonlight
what if it should come out?
Blast!
Don't scare me!
Hurry up!
My hand!
It's hurt!
Let me hold you first
it's turned over
The vampire is coming run!
Why is it empty?
Search quickly!
Don't let it get away! Stop it!
Stop it!
I know
Still trying to run?
Stop, stop!
Get hold of it!
Little vampire, not this way, that way
bad, it's too late!
Let me help its blood circulation
massage it, it has no blood
it's all right
You're crafty, bastard, let me beat you up
Don't go out, little vampire
how come this unexpected move?
No wonder my eyebrow twitched the whole night
What are you doing up there?
Silence doesn't mean peace
silence is gold, you taught us that
master, we've already done our best
when we went up, it was moonlighting
if you don't believe it,
ask fong
I don't know
I only saw ho playing with him
no, no, in fact he's the naughtier one
is that so?
I believe in all you said
but you all deserve punishment
He won't punish an apple polisher
they really are close like father and son
isn't that mushy?
No
It's sentimental
that's my strong suit
master
master, you've a chance to show your sympathy again
what?
Not my fault, fong said it
it's serious!
How come he has got in?
Is master in?
Yes
one eyebrow priest, it's serious...
Something must have happened
lift him up and get your weapons
chi lei-kan
Be nice and sit down
Scissors
wrapper
hammer
you've lost. Go now
now I'm hammering myself
It seems one tree has finished its practice
don't get close to the palm trees
He's my brother
any hope for him, master?
Take him out of here first
The female palm ghost won't transform without being lured
only boys could seduce her
which of you is a boy besides me?
First dress up
like a groom
and use a red rope to tie up the candle,
then light it
Throw one side of the red rope into the palm wood
the other side into the house
to tie his own toe
Remember to make the knot loose
Then make believe you're sleeping
shout loudly when she appears
it's killing!
Look!
Try something we've nothing but this
only a mirror left?
Did master teach you how to use it?
Yes, beam it at that female ghost
it's quite a feat
let me do it then
I won't trouble you change
no need
we're classmates
you don't want me to lose my virginity, don't you?
Are you a boy?
Look at me and you know I'm not yet developed
so I must sacrifice myself
for your sake
Bad, broken, how come?
Let's go
master, help!
Keep away!
So it's afraid of fire
help, master!
Bring the flames at once
Don't recite so loud, it's boring!
You've damaged master's coin sword
it means you've ruined lifelong happiness
why hide under the table?
Master's coming hide it at once!
This time the rewards are smaller
but I'll make a fair distribution
this is the public's, this is mine
keep these
for your future emigration to Guangzhou
isn't it fair without pay?
To be fair, we'll fix the swords for you
you must repay our favor
it will be fair if you get back
our share of pay for us
don't blame us for being unfair
better let little vampire
take the public money for tomatoes
that's most fair
you're quiet
making a silent revolution?
No such thing
I want to take part too
show us how to do it
done away so soon?
Village head, this village is surrounded by mountains
on the left, gold; Right, water
the front faces the crane
and, the back, the Jade
fung shui is good for wealth and progenies
but recently
mishaps are many
is there anything wrong with fung shui?
Fung means current let the air go around
current is running well
nothing wrong with fung
what about shui?
I'm here to study the water current
go then
it's heavy
it's terribly hot
you're too slow
master, we can't go fast with heavy burden
why are you walking so fast?
Are you refugees?
Cousin, are you tired?
A little
thirsty?
A little
let me bring you some water
cousin, watch out
put your things down and take a rest
these are for the village head and you all
they're working for the public, not for me
cousin, have a cake first
Go up to find the origin
give everything to him
Cousin, want any more?
A little
a little
take them all back
don't blame us
we're doing it for the public
what?
I'm doing it for my girlfriend only
Village head, fung controls population, shui controls money
no children without fung
and no money without water
the village's water tableau is first class
a dragon Pearl hole, the book says
down the ages, currents and erosion have
formed what's called dragon's Pearl
there's a saying: Pearl-like shapes, a rich family
see this Pearl and you'll find out
where's the position of that dragon's Pearl?
Should be here
it's not exactly Pearl-like
taoist priest, what does that mean?
It seems something's wrong with the water
All the water around here
tell the villagers not to drink the water here
where's the captain?
He went to the water origin
It means trouble
Why you taking so long?
Have you bathed or washed?
I'll be finished soon
Luckily it's shallow
climb up, the water's so dirty
let me help you
sorry, cousin
a snake
snake
a water snake, run quickly
bitten up
hurry up, cousin
cousin, are you all right?
Are you all right?
Why so many bats in water?
Taoist priest
there used to be none
try to find out
if there's a bat nest around
You're evil, you've torn off my skirt
I can't see from behind
why didn't you hide it?
Don't toy with it, please
what did you say, mother?
Don't tamper with it!
Hear me?
Don't you know him?
Never, he's a rat
don't make fun of me
who's it?
Could it be a high priest?
Don't attack from behind hands up
captain
help me up first
captain, I've made a discovery
speak up then
I've discovered...
You need not to say anything
burn up that foreign ancestral temple then
burn?
Burn it quickly
take that cross out for burning too
why are you burning my church?
My assistant discovered it to be a bat nest
my mission is to burn the bats
and this includes your ancestral temple
that's the logic, understand?
Bullshit, you can't call my church a bat nest
and you can't burn my church because of the bats
speak up
why? Tell me why
we live or die with the church
fire if you've the nerve
kill me first
my life belongs to god;
I'm ready to die for him
I went through a lot in rebuilding the church
I'm not determined to sacrifice
if you burn my church,
let's perish together
I've killed somebody?
All right?
You come at the right time
we're burning that foreign temple
why?
Why? Come here
captain
tell the priest what we discovered
I've discovered...
Go on
there are only 5 nuns here, not enough for us
only a misunderstanding, taoist priest
we need evidence don't talk nonsense
right
this gentleman is understanding
he's not muddle-headed like the others
auntie, would you show us around?
Yes, but some people are not welcome
you two are an eyesore
come here
let them search inside
we'll search in the vicinity
here we are
this way
everything can be seen
at a glance here
no bats can hide here
you mustn't go in
the meditation room,
I don't have the key
this lock's already rusty it can be broken open
no, this is holy ground
that's a sacrilege
I won't bother you then
let's go out then
hold it, fire!
Fire? Where?
Over there
bad, the fire how shall we put it out?
Thank you
Where's the fire?
You've put it out
so this is a kitchen
why are garlic hanging all over here?
To exorcise the ghosts?
Who's it?
Its clothing is same as in the photo?
Father kei? He's the ex-preacher
so you didn't give up the holy job
the missionary thought you deserted the post
so you've been acting as an exorcist
I'll explain to the missionary for you
father kei, may your soul rest in peace
There should still be a brother
over 10 years ago, 2 fathers came to run the missionary
father kei was assaulted by devils
the other father could have become a victim too
one without enough power can't be helped
are you so sure they were possessed?
Yes
I'm sure they fought too
look, the Bible's burnt, and the holy water split
garlic are hanging all over
it seems he lost to the devil,
and his life too
impossible had he been killed by the devil
how could we've been living in peace
all these years?
I think he must've won
how could he have killed himself?
Killed himself?
Here's the weapon for his suicide
hallelujah, take it away!
It's still stuck on my back take it away quickly!
I'm doing that
It's his hand
someone outside seems to be calling me
God, forgive him
please punish me
he didn't do it on purpose
Teach us to play
go now, village head, we've discovered nothing here
the new water origin is more important than anything else
master, why such hurry?
Run quickly
let's try again next time
why are you posting a note here?
The captain wants you to take note of the notice
mother, they want to burn our church
what should I do, mother?
Homeless, we have to sleep in the street
don't worry
I'll try to get some strong support
Village head, we can't possible find any water origin here
master, you really are superb
the 2 mountains are half li apart and the water and the water table is high
great! You could guess it
The water origin should be on the waist of the mountain pass
go up and try
Cousin, it's cooler under the tree
master
you did it again;
it really is on the waist
Here it is
one eyebrow priest
how's it?
I've found it
this mountain is the pipe
with endless flow of water
it's the right place for drilling a well
let's start work immediately then
it won't work till afternoon
go back to the family hall to eat first
you go first, I'll follow
okay
pack up first before eating
I can go now
wait for me
The coin sword is fixed,
but you haven't done the thing for us
don't just shake your head
if I should expose it
master might
chop you to pieces
go now
are you not going?
What's wrong again?
It's all right
bullying the little ones again?
No, master
he insists on helping us dig potatoes
right, let me make sweet soup for you to drink
would you get a share too?
Yes
go early and come back early then
master, let's go
we're only taking back
our reserve
thank you
still shaking your head?
Let's act while master is taking a bath
three shares?
No, one share each
yes, one share each
Master, I'm looking for potatoes
what are you up to?
How much money have they stolen?
What? You're one of them
don't go!
Don't go!
Don't teach others to steal
if you dare not do it yourself
remember,
buy food for tonight's meal
and buy me panties
without patterns
we're arriving soon
here it is
anybody in?
One eyebrow priest
why's there no response?
Just now I heard some voice
was it too gentle?
Let me, one eyebrow priest
behave, be Sincere
I told you not to raise your voice
be gentle
we must make it anyway
since he's avoiding us, let's look for him
one eyebrow priest
are you out of your mind?
Behave
chick, where is one eyebrow priest?
Take me to see him
in fowl-run? I don't believe it
one eyebrow priest
may god bless them with wisdom
let's go in to find him
Mother, one eyebrow priest is in the fowl-run
nice to see you, priest
Halt! I'm performing magic
go quickly or you may ruin me
we're here to help you
keep away, the worms on earth may bite
so you're catching worms
right, these worms are poisoned
let me help you
what are you doing?
Help me catch the worms
don't! Too many cooks spoil the broth
don't worry, they catch worms regularly
I've seen it
you've seen everything?
I saw a sinner of god
are you preaching?
When I preach, you must listen
I won't
we don't speak the same language
tell it what's in your mind
a beast is guiltless, but you're worse
only the almighty god can guide you
he created earth
he created lives
and he split open the red sea
he made the lame walk and the blind see
the lord is ubiquitous
you must believe in his miracles
miracles?
If you can hatch chicks out of eggs, I'll believe you
mother, how?
When you sit down, everything's finished
he's trying to baffle you, mother
because you have no faith
right
quiet
god will arrange everything
let's pray together
It's horrible!
Don't worry
it's hairy
terrible, it's crawling out to scare children
mother, let's trample it to death
no, it's too cruel cut it into halves
boil it in a pot of hot water
forget it
it's bad, but as god's children
we should let it go
look!
Priest, you're in trouble
it's now too late for you to repent
don't you admit you're sinful?
Do you confess to your own fault?
Many have seen it,
you can't deny
impossible, only she has seen it
you're too self-confident!
Just now we all saw
chicks hatching from the egg
why were you shouting just now?
You would do the same
if it crawled on you
so you shouted because of the worms
well, embrace the faith with us
you've come at the right time
Bastard
why hasn't he appeared till now?
Why park here? Aren't you going home?
We haven't spent all our money yet
master's in trouble now
we'd better return
don't worry
why worry?
I caught sight of this place
so you're taking it for yours?
You've seen many girls too
are they all yours, idiot?
You've seen shit too
is it yours too?
Buddy, why don't you help?
Why should 1?
Idiot
let's go
you're rude
you'll be possessed tonight
Master
master, where are you?
Where have you been?
Master
master, are you toying with the bench again?
I have plenty of time to play along with you tonight
don't!
Master, I give up
but I won't
master
your turn
master, it's coming in
It really has followed us
we really are possessed now
you must've brought this from outside
unless you fix it now
that female ghost may possess you
or possess you
when I wake up tomorrow morning,
you'll become half-man, half-woman
when possessed, you can't tell the different between man and demon
master
well, I must sleep
master, don't be so cruel
cruel?
Aren't you cruel to have stolen my money?
What now?
Do you believe master is so ruthless?
It depends
let's take chances invite the ghost to possess us
Remember to shout loudly for master
Master, ho's possessed
he's pale and twitching
"With a sigh of pent-up frustration"
"in a strange land, having lost both parents”
"I'm as lonely as the single dragonfly"
"from end of earth to the other end, I wander"
"these tender feelings of mine"
"are meant for your attention"
Why are you smiling so happily?
Why not, with such good wine, music and girls
really? Let me try
don't forget to call master for me
master, fong is possessed
he's pale & twitching
don't! Let me go!
Don't!
Master, fong's pale and twitching
you play-acted well
let me bring master to keep order
Help, help!
My hand!
You cried aloud just to tell me that?
Show me the jar
take it easy have fun with master
little vampire, hurry up!
Master, here it is hold it
keep his blood in circulation
mind he may bite off his own tongue
Kid, you want to win a prize for that?
You've even fooled master
it's icy. What's wrong?
Don't bite the tongue don't!
Master, he really is possessed
nonsense
don't!
Not so hard
master, hurry up my finger's breaking
All right?
Yes
bring him a cup of hot tea
master, so she...
Don't leak it, don't ever tell anyone,
or you may be jinxed
you know her background best
find her a good body
so she may be reincarnated
nice tea
what instructions did master give you?
He encouraged me to go to a brothel to get some experience
to look for a whore?
He told me to go only, not you
him only, never
step hard on the pedal
I already did my best
I'm afraid
don't, I'm here
help me
captain, we seem to have unearthed some antiques
antiques?
Do it slowly I'll go over and see
antiques?
Only iron scraps!
Don't be idle hang me down slowly
hang the captain
here we are it's okay, stop
why is it so dark?
We're lucky
pull me up
And those things too
yes, captain
cousin, you could never tell,
I'm rich this time
I've found a Ruby
Ruby?
Where is it?
It's being pulled up
Captain, the position's moved why?
Let it down slowly
Captain, its eyes are green & red it decomposes but stays in shape
I suggest burning it,
or it may becomes a zombi
help, help!
Oh, god! You're clumsy
move the corpse to the rural committee quickly
the others go on with their work
what about that Ruby?
Don't worry
I'll use it for my wedding
here it is
go in
just ask them
the culprit is the pimp, the others are accomplices
take them all away
let me make the decision go away
you've been accused of coercion and killing
now I must check your girls
okay, you're welcome
young brother
I'm taking her in for a thorough probe
okay
I'm efficient, I'll check two at a time
yes, if you please
Be smart hand over the female body
and I'll forget everything
why didn't you say so? Take him to the back yard
yes
let's go
Let's get him
Keep away
bad!
Bite him, bun
bun
bun, don't go away
bun
Don't run
Where's the corpse?
Have you destroyed it?
Stop acting
did you destroy it? Speak up
where are you hiding up? Speak up
did he tell you about its whereabouts?
He's passed out
now I must help myself
harder
it's dark move that corpse out
okay
Hurry, harder
okay
captain, the fuel is ready
we're only waiting for you and that dried corpse
wait, wait
our dreams are shattered
don't expect me to marry you
not yet, let me saw it
too close, damn!
Hammer it
it may get tighter
hoe it
it'll go deeper
tear it
remove the teeth?
What now? Hurry up
captain
captain, need any help?
Wait, my cousin and I are busy
is it useful?
Is this chain useful?
Is your brain useful?
Throw it away then
it won't drop out
hold it hard
don't stare at me
you did it so hard when you caressed me
come on, harder
please pull it out
pull it out quickly
not so loud! Shut up!
Sorry, I'm cursing them only
He's for hell who else?
You, of course
move the corpse out now
no idea
help move it out
we don't need you for such heavy work
it's heavy, very heavy!
It's light you're good for nothing
keep calm, we'll fix it
You've dropped your glasses
idiot
put them on
they're not mine
image designing
hurry up
don't look, or it may turn your stomach
I feel like nauseating when I think of it now
are you going to vomit?
Take it away and burn it quickly
let me have a look first
what for?
It's full of sound and fury
I have no firecrackers here
this gun can serve the purpose
one shot brings vast fortune
when we digging the well,
we were unlucky digging out a corpse
but we're lucky
to have the priest here
you're smart!
Thank you
hope the fire
will bring us luck
light it at once
Taoist priest, what have you seen?
That corpse
don't forget to dump the ashes into the sea
I won't forget,
I'll do it fully
don't worry when I'm in charge
village head, thank you all for the trouble
captain, I think you've suffered most
thank you
ladies and gentlemen,
supper will be on the company
company expense
I'll go in to make a report don't interrupt me
cousin
well?
It works
We're lucky!
It keeps staring at me I'm scared
get something to cover it up
cover it up
damn ghost, you're ugly
cousin, we can go slow now
with no one watching us
okay
it's still attached
Hurry up, will you?
You're fast on that thing only
fixed, I've fixed it once and for all
Are you all right?
You're bleeding
don't drop your head, raise it
I'll go and get something to stop the bleeding
be careful
head - tail
I've won again
help the captain stop the bleeding
take care on the journey
We're lucky!
Take care of the premises
You scare me!
Mother, have you heard it?
A strange sound outside
it's horrible!
Yes
I'm scared!
Don't, you're scaring me too
What are you doing,
pacing up and down?
I have abdominal pain
come back first
You're all cowards
let me go out and see
I'd better follow mother
mother, wait for us
my stomach
mother, wait for me
Only a false alarm, it was the wind
So there really are bats in the church
the captain may burn the church if he sees them
what then?
Don't look around
we must go back safely
go when I shout. Ready
Run now
Shoo! Shoo!
Go now
shoo! Shoo!
Go now
hold the gate first
come and lend a hand
some more over there
beat it at once
It's so horrible!
Mother
what sound is that?
What's it?
Take off your shoes to plug that hole
some more over here
mother
we can't beat those bats
don't worry they're small, they can't hurt us
Don't worry sit down and hold this gate
I may piss!
What a nuisance keep away
hold that gate, don't relax
Don't pray hold the gate closely
Go into hiding we can't hold it here
hide under the coffin at once
don't come out
Miss, I did my best
but can't find your corpse
don't entangle me, please
at worst I'll give you 3 meals
till you find your body
that's no solution
have you a solution then?
Sure
bury that jar and the souls on earth
what do you say?
We can't let it out
It may hurt my two pupils
master, we really did our best
yes, we combed the whole village but can't find it
take the lantern then
Follow that lantern
it will lead us to that woman's body
where are you going?
Go in, but don't move around
It's all right
Over there
Master, look!
The body's intact bring it back
Master
my shoes?
Master, the corpse has been found intact?
Master, you're fantastic!
Like master, like disciple
what are you doing?
Hold it
Put the corpse down properly
Master, are you all right?
Hold it for a while
Hurry up
Master, it's coming up!
Run quickly
Take that corpse away
How could it be here?
Run quickly!
Ho, are you all right?
I must hold on get over by stepping on my back
your back? I'm not used to that
hurry up! I can't hold on!
It's coming up! Cross the bridge quickly
master
hurry up
run!
Run quickly!
Careful
mind that corpse!
Let go
let go
master
Not my fault only a misunderstanding
It's scaring!
Let's get out of here at once
Master
how come there are so many bats?
You've got the wrong corpse
go and bring it back
well, I'll go then
master
go back and bury that corpse
I'll go and see the captain
Master, you've come at the right time it has revived
I know where's the captain?
He's brewing medicine inside
raise vigilance
Cousin, get up and take the medicine it's a sedative
it will cure your palpitation
I'll cool it if it's hot
Bad
one scare gets cold hands
one bite could take your life
luckily you were not bitten
after drinking, you'll sweat & get well
Let go you dare to manhandle cousin?
But she has become a vampire
nonsense
catching my cousin because you've time?
I'll show you if you don't believe it
It shows only you're a sex fiend
well, be a vampire then
Woman? Over there?
Why are you crouching?
I was bitten by flying bats
in the church
go with me to rescue them
let me put on my trousers
wait till master returns
how many bats are there?
How could we count them?
You can't possibly count them
they're all over the sky
incredibly many!
You've come to the right party
how are you going to repay us if we fix it for you?
Dreaming in broad daylight
what are you talking about? Go now
Come in and help me
where are you going?
Go
Keep calm and be quiet
let me see what's up
I told you to keep quiet!
Hush!
Hurry up
impossible, lots of bats here
and mother was attacked by them
there really is none here now
go in and look around
Better drive them away
they'll fly back in time
we can come regularly
no way
hurry up
mother, mother
go now
don't go out there are lots of bats outside
use fire!
Be a roast bat
Now I really get burned toying with fire
go up to the roof you're damn slow
don't go, he's afraid of light
help them first
Pull at me
come up
no need to come up
keep calm, I'm here
I'm your light, I'll help you
you'll be all right following me
he's in trouble. Go up
go up
have faith in me
let me show you if you don't believe
come, come
isn't that right? I already said...
He's in trouble again
you'll be in trouble if you don't hurry
Let me lure them away
when I shout, you take them away
shout louder
Okay, he really shouts loud let's go
it seems he's not shouting for us
let me go down and see
What now, master?
I want to get that foreign fish dried
do you want to help?
No, thanks
It's safe here come down quickly
It's not safe here go up quickly
They're here come here
Keep away, it's dangerous here!
Too many hands make a mess
he's coming again go now
Mother, are you all right?
He's been sunk
again! Blast!