Ribeiro: Here's a taste of tonight's "AFV."
And it tastes funny.
♪♪
Jump!
Woman: [ Laughs ]
Aw!
Boy: [ Speaking indistinctly ]
Yeah!
Aah! [ Laughs ]
♪♪
Welcome to...
And now here he is, the host of our show --
Alfonso Ribeiro!
Whoo! Let's get to it. Come on.
Thank you, guys. Thank you.
Love you. Love you. Love you. Yes. Yes.
Hello, and welcome to the show.
Listen, I'm not a huge believer in fate, but for some reason,
I feel like the fact that we're all together right here,
right now is proof that the universe truly
does work in mysterious ways.
And there's a weirdly wonderful plan to all of this.
Well, either that, or you just felt like watching funny videos,
and you knew I'd be the guy who could give 'em to you.
Yeah. [ Laughter ]
Yeah, it's probably that. It's probably that.
♪♪
This kid puts the "duh" in "so-duh." [soda]
[ Thud ] Oh!
Man: Oh! [ Laughs ]
♪♪
[ Howling ]
[ Howling continues ]
Man: ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la
[ Whining ]
[ Water running ] Woman: Gosh!
Oh, no. It's messing up the wall.
[ Man grunts ]
[ Laughs ]
Ribeiro: I have a feeling this started with the sentence,
"Oh, honey, I don't need to call a plumber."
Oh, my gosh.
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
[ Laughing ]
♪♪
[ Laughing ]
♪♪
[ Laughs ]
He's helping his dad back up.
Keep it coming. Keep it coming.
Okay!
[ Woman laughs ]
[ Metal clanks ]
[ Engine starts ]
"My trailer!
My truck!
My tree!"
[ Crash ]
Aw!
Man: [ Grunts ]
Thank you.
That squishy ball is supposed to be a stress relief.
Supposed to be.
[ Boy grunts ]
Oh, my gosh!
♪♪
Oh, my gosh.
♪♪
Get ready to boop some snoots.
We're going to the "Dog Park."
[ Dog barks ]
Woman: So this is the cake that we found when we got home.
And there's Charlie.
Charlie, what's this?
What is this?
Charlie?
♪♪
[ Dog barking ]
[ Ding! ]
Ribeiro: Nice dog.
He's helping with the dishes.
[ Dog barking ]
♪♪
[ Clatter ]
♪♪
[ Dog sneezes ]
♪♪
[ Dog growling ]
Young man: [ Laughs ]
I don't know if this means he loves it or hates it.
[ Dog growling ]
[ Dog barking ]
No. Mine.
[ Dog barking ]
Mine.
My puppy. My puppy.
Ribeiro: She's hogging the puppy and the chair.
I don't know how that's gonna go over.
Oh, God! Oh! Aah!
[ Laughs ]
I can't get up! [ Laughs ]
♪♪
Boy: And -- And...
Ribeiro: I don't know if he's sticking his tongue out
or he just has resting grumpy face.
[ Speaking indistinctly ]
All right, Mom, we gotta find all the red cones.
Just married.
Now for a honeymoon in "Barkelona."
♪♪
Exercise is great for you,
but sometimes when you challenge yourself,
you end up challenging yourself a bit too much,
which means that even a bona fide exercise nut
can provide the occasional exercise "Wut?!"
♪♪
♪ Yeah, it's been a minute
♪ Huh, I know I left some things unfinished ♪ [ Screams ]
♪ But it's back to the business ♪
♪ Got goals in my mind, 20/20 with the vision ♪
♪ Time to manifest my destiny
♪ Just a little push to wake the beast ♪ Aah!
♪ Just a little fire beneath my feet ♪
♪ Go, go get it, gotta go, go get it ♪
♪ Mama used to say
♪ Imagination is the key
♪ Turn into reality
♪ Go, go get it, gotta go, go get it ♪
♪ Ay-ay-ay, ay-ay-ay, ay-ay-ay, ay ♪
♪ Destiny calling
♪ Pick up
♪ Putting it all in
♪ Work up Aah!
♪ Ay-ay-ay, ay-ay-ay, ay-ay-ay, ay ♪
♪ Destiny calling
♪ Pick up
♪ Putting it all in
♪ Work, work, work
♪ Mama used to say
♪ Imagination is the key
♪ Turn into reality
♪ Go, go get it, gotta go, go get it ♪
♪ Ay-ay-ay, ay-ay-ay, ay-ay-ay, ay ♪
♪ Destiny calling
♪ Pick up
♪ Putting it all in
♪ Work up
♪ Ay-ay-ay, ay-ay-ay, ay-ay-ay, ay ♪
♪ Destiny calling
♪ Pick up
♪ Putting it all in [ Laughs ]
♪ Work, work, work
♪ Ay-ay-ay, ay-ay-ay, ay-ay-ay, ay ♪
Wanna see your funny video on TV?
Upload it to AFV.com.
♪ Ay-ay-ay, ay-ay-ay, ay-ay-ay, ay ♪
♪ Destiny calling
♪♪
I had a friend who would butcher sayings.
Instead of "six of one, half dozen of the other,"
he'd say, "Half of one, six dozen of the other."
Y-You see, six and half a dozen are the same,
but half and six dozen aren't even close.
And when I explained this to him, he laughed and said,
"Well, I'll be a monkey's 'knuckle.'"
[ Laughter ] Yeah.
Anyway, here are some videos.
About a half dozen.
When cleaning the pool,
you've got to remember how long the pole is.
♪♪
Woman: You like this noise?
[ Pills rattling ]
Wow. That's "ear-ie." [eerie]
[ Rattling continues, eerie music plays ]
Piggy.
Do you like my pills shaking?
Woman #2: So we're playing hangman.
♪♪
And Landon's really trying to get this last letter.
"I want...
to go to Arkansas...
on...
vac-tion."
"Vac-sin."
[ Laughs ]
"Vac--"
[ Laughs ]
"Vacshin."
No. "Va--"
"Vuh. Ah."
[ Laughing ]
"Vac--"
"Vacshin."
Oh! "Vacation!"
[ Laughs loudly ]
♪♪
Ribeiro: "How lucky am I finding some unattended cat food
in the middle of the night?"
[ Cat yowls ]
Woman: I can't help. I'm going potty.
I can't help you. [ Grunts ]
I need help. [ Laughs ]
I need that.
I can't help you. I'm going potty.
[ Grunting ]
Bye.
[ Laughs ]
I think this was shot in Downey, California,
because "down he" goes. [Downey]
♪♪
Life is hard.
Each day we have a million tiny tasks.
And because we use so much brainpower
tackling life's more challenging moments,
when it comes to simpler things,
our brains tend to switch over to autopilot.
And sometimes, well, that pilot falls asleep mid-flight.
[ Chuckles ]
♪♪
He's done a lot of weddings.
You wouldn't think handing them the ring would be that hard.
[ Gasps, screams ]
Man: Ohh! Oh!
Woman: Oh, no.
-Go on in. -Okay.
-Okay, now. -It's freezing.
Woman #2: Oh, my God.
[ All talking at once ]
Woman #3: There you go! Man #2: That's right.
Woman #4: We're -- We're family bonding.
-...every day. -I'm confused.
Man #3: Oh, oh.
[ Group cheering ]
Ribeiro: Sometimes the cover-up is worse than the crime.
[ Thud ]
Ow!
What's happening?
[ Child yells ]
In his defense, stairs are hard.
Are you okay?
Man: Yeah, I'm okay.
[ Laughing ] What happened?
[ Children yelling ]
Ribeiro: And in his defense, chairs are hard.
We're going to feast.
[ Thud ]
I-I'm stuck now.
I'm stuck.
I can't.
Unh-unh. Unh!
[ Choir singing indistinctly ]
This conductor should conduct her skirt better.
♪♪
[ Music stops, crowd murmuring ]
Go, go, go!
Come on, Jas!
[ Applause ] Fast, Jas!
Woman: Here we go! Run, Jas!
The term is "boys of summer,"
not "boys of somersaults."
No, no, no! No!
No!
Run, Jasper, run!
Run! Run, Jasper!
♪♪
This is literally and figuratively a downward spiral.
Woman: Hon!
You okay?
[ Applause ]
This part of the show is like a riddle
wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma
wrapped in bacon.
Mmm, bacon.
[ Laughter ]
Put your sleuthing cap on
and get ready for some "Funsolved Mysteries."
A canine conundrum.
Why didn't Bianca put "dog walker" on her résumé?
Hmm?
♪♪
[ Speaking indistinctly ]
Come here.
A baseball diamond dilemma.
Why couldn't the other team ever throw Kain out?
Child: Ready?
Woman: Run! Run!
[ Laughter ]
Man: Go!
[ Laughing ]
A maritime mystery.
How do you know when your dock is too long?
Woman: Now.
Man: Let's go.
No.
Holy...
Rooty-tooty, a puzzle so fruity.
Why is their buddy known as Crazy Larry the Human Blueberry?
Jump! [ Laughs ]
Woman: [ Laughs ]
Aah! Jump!
[ Laughs ]
Aw!
Ribeiro: These mysteries aren't just solved --
They're funsolved.
♪♪
[ Applause ]
♪♪
You should never compare yourself to others.
That will make you sad...
except for the next two minutes,
because we're about to take a stroll down Bonehead Boulevard.
Comparing yourself to these people
will make you feel like a Mensa member.
[ Speaks indistinctly ]
Oh! What was that? Ready?
Aah!
Gimme your hand. All right.
Here's one thing. No. Ready? Oh!
Ribeiro: The newest dance craze
is called the Rotten Deck Shuffle.
Woman: Oh!
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
[ Eerie music plays ]
[ Mid-tempo music plays ]
♪♪
I'm sensing someone's gonna get a trunk in the junk.
Woman: Oh! Oh, gosh.
[ Groans, laughs ]
No, that wasn't good.
♪♪
Well, it's not because he didn't have a running start.
Woman: Oh, my God!
[ Speaking indistinctly ]
Woman: You won't be able to reach it.
Can you reach it?
Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
He's about to be penalized for excessive celebration.
[ Laughing ] Oh, my God. Oh, no.
Oh!
Woman: Whoo!
This is called a party bike...
and this is called "not holding on to your phone."
[ Thud, woman gasps ]
♪♪
[ Shouts indistinctly ]
♪♪
Cats and dogs are the definition of "frenemy."
They're friends who sometimes they're enemies, right?
But in the end, they learn the importance of getting along.
As humans, there's an important lesson
to be learned in all of this --
Always have your smartphone
ready to capture your pet's craziness.
[ Laughter ]
Oh, and, yeah, we should all get along, too.
But the smartphone thing, yeah, don't forget about that one.
Woman: Duffey, don't sit on the cat.
[ Laughs ]
I don't know if he considers him a friend or furniture.
[ Cat meows ]
[ Laughs ]
Duffey, get off.
[ Dog sniffs ]
"Is there something on my back?"
♪♪
[ Dog sniffs, woman laughs ]
[ Dog sniffs ]
[ Dog sniffs, woman laughs ]
[ Kitten mews ]
♪♪
The bigger they are, the harder they make you fall.
Woman: Oh. [ Laughs ]
♪♪
Are they friends?
Or are they on the fence about it?
[ Man laughs ]
[ Dog barking ]
Oh, sure. You bark a big game.
[ Dog whining ]
[ Dog barking ]
♪♪
Oh, they get along great.
Until they think you're not looking.
Woman: Reggie. Don't eat him.
♪♪
I'm not one of those Hollywood types
who feels compelled to tell people what to do.
Frankly, what you do is none of my business.
But right now, I am gonna tell you what to do
because the next bit is called "In the Background."
And if I didn't tell you to look in the background,
you might miss the funny stuff in the video,
and funny stuff in videos is very much my business.
Together: ♪ Happy birthday to you
Oh!
[ Laughter ]
Man: Whoo!
Ribeiro: It's too bad he's blindfolded.
He won't get to see his dad make a fool of himself.
[ Woman laughs ]
[ Laughter ]
Whomever. I-I kind of have an idea
on how to start something
and how to do something. That's my --
Oh! Girl: Aah!
Hi, everyone. And today we will be doing
a Try Not to Laugh karaoke challenge.
And so what we're gonna do...
[ Thud ] [ Gasps ]
♪♪
So I have this magic...
Ribeiro: Once again, the magician's assistant
steals the show.
Like bibbidi-bobbidi--
Yep. We're gonna try to make --
Whoever makes it into the hoop --
that one all the way over there --
wi-- wins the challenge.
I just nailed it.
And he already won! Who knew?
Man: Uncle Angel is not doing his job.
You have one job. Look behind you.
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
Ribeiro: She's recording because she knows her aunts all too well.
Whoa!
♪♪
There are many streaming services.
I mean, you've got Snarfle, Goo-Goo, Flupper, Karkle,
Bing-Bong, Dingle, and Scorch.
Yeah. I mean, I might have made those up.
I'm more of a broadcast TV guy, but you know what I'm saying.
Listen, the point is, while there's lots
of streaming services, there aren't any screaming services.
But I'd gladly plunk down
$4.99 a month if they aired scares like this.
♪♪
[ Screams ] Aah! Aah!
[ Young man screams ]
Aah!
Aah! Aah!
Aaahhh!
[ Screams ]
Oh! [ Laughs ]
[ Screams ] Aah!
Boo! Aah!
[ Laughs ]
[ Screams ]
Aaahhh!
[ Screams ]
Aah!
Aaahh!
-Aah! -Aaahhhh!
Oh! Oh!
[ Screams ] Aah!
[ Boy screams ] Aah! Oh!
Stop it!
♪♪
There's a certain girl in a certain famous movie
who clicks her heels three times,
makes a wish that she were home, and magically ends up there.
I always thought that was so cool,
so I thought I'd try it.
There's no place like a place that shows home videos.
Holy Wicked Witch of the West! It worked!
[ Laughs ] [ Laughs ]
Ready? Put it up there.
Feed it, Adalyn.
Feed it.
Ribeiro: Look at all those happy faces...
because they're not going to be happy for long.
Oh, okay.
[ Llama spits ] [ Screams ]
Roll 'em up! Roll 'em up!
Oh, my God!
In my eyes! He spit all over us.
In my eyes.
Ohh!
[ Girls crying ] It's okay.
Okay. Okay.
Oh!
Yeah, this was a great idea.
♪♪
[ Cat meows ]
Ribeiro: See that thing he's setting up?
That's a skunk trap...
for trapping skunks.
But Mister Whiskers doesn't know that.
♪♪
Woman: Ellie, tell Daddy that you have a boyfriend.
I have a boyfriend. No.
[ Whispering ] Tell him. I have a boy--
Wrong. I have a...
I have a boyfriend.
[ Fusses ]
Oh...my...God. Dad.
Oh.
Ribeiro: Yep, Dad shaved his chest hair into a bikini top.
And his daughter likes it about as much as you'd think.
Man: Ahh! Dad!
Ahh. Dad!
Took me forever.
Oh, my God!
That's after you leave.
Oh, my God!
Whoo-hoo! I can't...
[ Woman laughs ]
Oh, my God. Eww!
This is my daughter here.
[ Woman laughs ]
♪♪
Doorbell cameras are pretty amazing.
They can catch trespassers, trap package thieves...
and the hilarious reaction of your friend
when they realize that you've used the doorbell camera
to play a pretty epic prank on them.
[ Chuckles ]
Man: Hello, ma'am.
This is Alfonse from customer service.
Ma'am?
Yes?
This is Alfonse from customer service.
We just have a face we don't recognize.
And who are you? Okay, I'm -- I'm dog --
I'm Becky. I'm wa-- You're who?
Becky. I'm watching their dog for them. Can -- Can...
Can you spell your name, please?
B-E-C-K-Y.
Last name -- H-A-W-K-- And your last name?
H-A-W-K-I-N-S.
And is your hair a na-- the natural color,
or do you dye it?
I dye it -- blond.
Oh. Yes. Okay.
Are you wearing socks today, ma'am?
Are you wearing socks? Am I wearing socks?
We had report of some... No.
You're not wearing socks? What else aren't you wearing?
I-I'm wearing pants and a shirt.
Okay. Could you prove that?
Can you back up and turn around, please?
Is this for real? Back --
Back up, ma'am.
Hello? What are you doing on your --
Put your phone down now, honey.
Come on.
No texting on your phone.
I can hear laughter.
[ Laughter ]
I hate you guys.
[ Laughter continues ]
I like surprises.
One time I walked into a diner and ordered the soup of the day
without asking what the soup of the day was.
Mm-hmm. A little game I call soup roulette.
Yeah. I'm about to do the same thing with videos.
I have no idea what's about to play, but that's half the fun.
Uh, P. S., the soup was butternut squash.
[ Drumroll ]
Nobody tell him that he's out of bounds,
so this doesn't count.
Oh! Oh, my God!
Sometimes the cat gets your tongue.
Sometimes he goes for a different body part.
Aah!
[ Woman laughs ]
♪♪
Here's what happens when you tell men
they're not strong enough
to crack eggs with their bare hands.
[ Woman gasps ]
Aah! [ Laughs ]
-I'm not even... -Did...
Man: You know... I'm telling you.
Ribeiro: They keep hiring new warehouse managers
just so they can pull this prank.
This is why...
[ Screams ] [ Screams ]
Man: [ Laughing ] Oh, my God!
♪♪
Woman: Oh. Why are you crying?
[ Crying ] I want -- I want to be --
I want to -- I want to be a fam--
I want to be -- I want to be a Giants family!
You want to be a Giants family? Yeah.
So why are you crying?
You don't want to be a what family?
I don't want to be...
Okay. We can be a Giants family, baby.
I want to be a Giants family with baby and Mommy and Daddy.
Okay.
No -- Man: Daddy's not --
No.
Mom, I want Daddy to be in Giants family, too.
[ Crying ]
♪♪
Children: Hey, Alfonso!
Hey, Alfonso, can we see more swingset videos?
Ribeiro: [ Laughs ]
Okay, Ava, you want swings?
Well, this next montage is just your thing.
[ Man singing Verdi's "Brindisi" ]
[ Grunts ]
♪♪
Aah!
[ Singing continues ]
[ Girls scream ]
[ Girl laughs ]
[ Woman singing Verdi's "Brindisi" ]
Oh! Oh! Girl: Oh, my God!
♪♪
Aah!
♪♪
[ Man singing Verdi's "Brindisi" ]
♪♪
Aah!
♪♪
[ Laughter ]
[ Singing continues ]
♪♪
[ Choir singing Verdi's "Brindisi" ]
Aah!
♪♪
If you've got a funny video, upload it to AFV.com.
♪♪
Some of us love being at home.
Some of us love being out in the world.
But we never hear about people who love being on their porch,
you know, halfway between home and out.
Why is that? I'm Alfonso Ribeiro,
and I'm not afraid to ask questions nobody cares about.
[ Leaf blower whirring ]
This is karma for waking up the whole block
at 7:00 a. m. on a Sunday.
♪♪
Boy: [ Grunting ]
Ribeiro: I think he's trying to say,
"You want a piece of me?" but I'll take some pizza.
♪♪
[ Doorbell rings ]
Child: Oh.
Child #2: [ Laughs ]
They're trying to prank the neighbors.
They should have made sure they were home first.
♪♪
See the creepy pumpkin?
Yeah.
♪♪
[ Child grunts ]
♪♪
Guess who's out then.
Catch up. What?
They're not home.
-Oh. What do you... -I need air.
Ribeiro: Everyone's scared of spiders.
But what are spiders scared of?
Female voice: Hi. You are currently being recorded.
♪♪
[ Wind chime jingling ]
Ribeiro: Talk about a railing failing.
Oh!
[ Woman laughs ]
I hope today in school they teach how stairs work.
Aah! Oh! Ow!
Aah!
♪♪
What makes a great mom?
Is it the ability to juggle a million things?
Is it a seemingly endless capacity for love?
Or is it having your kids ask
if they can send an embarrassing video of you to "AFV"
and responding to them, "Sure. Why not?
Like this day could get any worse."
Woman: Here they go.
Yeah!
Aah! [ Laughs ]
♪♪
[ Laughing ]
♪♪
Woman: Who is that?
It's you. [ Gasps ] It is?
Can you show me where my mouth is?
It's right -- right there.
Where's my nose?
Right there.
What are these?
Your wrinkles.
My what? Your wrinkles.
Oh, thank you. You're welcome.
Okay, so who said mothers can't hoverboard?
Say something. Mm-hmm.
Say something now, Matthew. Mm-hmm.
Say something, Matthew.
What you got to say now? Look at me now.
Ribeiro: I guess Mom never taught her kids not to gloat.
Going faster.
Aah!
[ Thud ]
Woman: [ Laughs ] What face do I make
when you're in trouble?
♪♪
[ Laughs ]
So I have this fake finger I got from work,
and I put my ring on it.
I'm gonna fake that I cut my finger,
and hopefully this works to play a prank
on my mother and Ashley.
Okay, wish me luck.
Ah, Mommy! Ashley!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Young woman: [ Screams ]
What?!
[ Shouting indistinctly ]
iAy, Dios mío!
Oh, my God!
[ Indistinct shouting, dog barking ]
-[ Laughs ] -Should I call 911?
Should I call 911?
[ Baby crying ]
[ Speaking indistinctly ]
♪♪
Ohhh!
It seems like everywhere you turn,
someone's giving you advice, and since some will be
good advice and some will be bad advice,
be careful which advice you take.
Oh, great. Now I'm just one more person giving you advice.
Hmm.
But I also give you funny videos,
so you know I'd never steer you wrong.
You know? Yeah.
She's gonna wish she'd just
let the dog do whatever it was doing.
No, no!
No. That's a bad dog!
♪♪
Woman: Aah!
[ Crash ]
What to do -- take it like that.
Cooper, I baptize you
in the name of the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit.
Everybody say "Amen."
Together: Amen.
♪ Hallelujah
♪ Hallelujah, hallelujah
Our new little brother in Christ, Cooper Mila-- Migliacio.
-Yay! -There we go.
[ Babbling ] [ Applause ]
Aww!
[ Babbling ]
Yay!
Man: Okay, go.
♪♪
Okay.
Ribeiro: The only thing he likes more than chew toys
is having his mind blown.
♪♪
[ Laughs ] Where'd it go?
[ Dog barks ]
It's gone!
It's magic!
♪♪
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
Man: All right. Here we go, guys. Hold on.
Ribeiro: If you can't bring your family to the roller coaster,
bring the roller coaster to your family room.
[ Laughs ]
Aah!
Daddy! Take me off!
Let me off!
Woman: He -- He said, "Take me off."
Oh! Daddy!
Aaah! Daddy, take me off!
Daddy!
Let me off!
♪♪
Ribeiro: This is payback for all the times he told his grandkids
how distracting cellphones can be.
♪♪
It's scary how much some of us work, but here at "AFV,"
we think it should also be scary
how much we scare people at work.
Which is why scaring a co-worker
is tonight's "Assignment America."
Need some examples?
I think I can scare some up. Check these out.
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
[ Screams ] Aah!
[ Indistinct conversation ]
♪♪
[ Screaming ]
[ Laughter ]
Man: He's having a problem...
[ Screams ] [ Screaming ]
[ Man laughing ]
Holy cow.
It won't increase productivity,
but it might increase your blood pressure,
as well as your chance of getting on TV.
Jess, tell 'em more.
You spend so much of your life at work,
you might as well make it interesting.
Just grab your smartphone and an unsuspecting co-worker
and give 'em a shock while you're both on the clock.
The clip of you shamelessly spooking
your scared-silly associate
just might win you $20,000
or even $100,000.
Just upload the video to AFV.com.
For full contest rules, log on to AFV.com
because we love a good scare so much, it's frightening.
♪♪
We've seen lots of fun stuff that had you all grinning.
Now let's see just who'll end up winning.
So let's meet our finalists.
First up, here's a guy, and there's something about him
that makes his truck and trailer both take off without him.
It's "Truck and Trailer Fail'er,"
sent in by Christopher Archondous
from McGregor, Texas.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Crash ]
Aw!
Joining us are Chris and Tracy.
Now, Chris, your instinct was to stop the trailer
to keep it from hitting your friend's truck.
In hindsight,
do you kind of wish you had just let it smack into it
so that your truck would be okay?
Well, I hope he's not watching,
but yes. [ Laughter ]
Well, you know what? 'Cause you just like me. We good men.
We let it hit the truck. It'd have been all right.
So good luck, buddy.
Thank you. All right.
Next up, he thought he got lucky when he found a free meal,
but then kitty came home, and things sure got real.
It's "Freaked-Out Food Stealer," sent in
by John Slashinski from Irmo, South Carolina.
[ Cheers and applause ]
"How lucky am I finding some unattended cat food
in the middle of the night?"
[ Cat yowls ]
Joining us are John and Sharon.
Now, you set the food out for the feral cats,
but did anybody else
beside the raccoons decide to help themselves?
Well, we've had raccoons and possums out there,
so it's gotten pretty busy.
Five raccoons and two possums at a time.
The cat will come wandering in on them.
Boy. Wow. Wow. Listen, listen, I'm no expert,
but maybe if you put a sign out that says,
"for cats only," that might help.
That might help. I'll give it a try.
There you go. Good luck, guys.
Finally, she did him a favor, but through sheer immaturity,
he makes her feel crazy by posing as security.
It's "Semi-Bitter Dog Sitter,"
sent in by Buck Kramer from Clio, Michigan.
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Man: This is Alfonse from customer service.
We just have a face we don't recognize.
And is your hair a na-- the natural color,
or do you dye it?
I dye it -- blond.
Oh. Yes.
Joining us are Buck, Julia, and Becky.
Now, Becky, when the security company asked
if you had dyed your hair, didn't that --
pun intended -- set off any alarms?
I was so nervous that the questions I was getting asked,
I didn't realize how illogical they were.
I thought I was getting in trouble.
Yeah, they were plenty illogical.
Now, Buck, this isn't the first time
that you've pranked the dog sitter.
Now, are you trying to make sure
no one will ever dog sit with you again?
[ Laughs ] No. No, I was just trying
to have some fun with these people, that's all.
Well, we certainly had a good time,
so good luck, guys.
All right.
Now, we're gonna find out
who takes home the cash in just a minute,
but first, let's take a look at some of the clips
that didn't make our top three
in tonight's "Honorable Mention."
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Ow! Whoa!
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Oh! Oh! Oh!
Aah! Aah!
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Aah!
Aaahh!
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Okay. It's time to find out tonight's prizes --
$20,000 for first, $6,000 for second, and $4,000 for third.
Here we go. Our third-place,
$4,000 winner is...
"Freaked-Out Food Stealer,"
sent in by John Slashinski from Irmo, South Carolina.
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Thank you.
And the winner of the $20,000
and tonight's funniest home video is...
"Truck and Trailer Fail'er,"
sent in by Christopher Archondous
from McGregor, Texas.
We have Chris and Tracy.
Yeah!
Congratulations. So awesome.
Oh, my God! Now, Chris, I don't need to
ask what you're gonna spend your money on.
I saw what happened to your truck, but -- but tell us --
There was a -- a sentimental value to the truck, correct?
Well, my dad and I used to be into business together,
and we bought it a long time ago,
and he's passed away and gave it to me.
And so it means a lot to me.
Well, that is awesome.
And I'm glad we can help you get it back in great condition.
Oh, thank you so much.
Congratulations.
You've got $20,000 and a shot at $100,000.
Congratulations! Oh, my gosh!
I can't believe it!
Ha ha!
Well, that's our show.
It's time for this guy to put the "dad" in "skedaddle."
All right, we'll see you next time.
But don't forget --
If you upload a video and it airs on the show,
we'll send you an "AFV" T-shirt.
So good night, everybody. And, remember,
send your video to me, you might win 20 G's.
Good night, y'all.
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