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Ribeiro: Here's a taste
of tonight's "AFV."
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And it tastes funny.
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♪♪
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Jump!
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Woman: [ Laughs ]
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Aw!
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Boy:
[ Speaking indistinctly ]
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Yeah!
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Aah! [ Laughs ]
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♪♪
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Welcome to...
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And now here he is,
the host of our show --
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Alfonso Ribeiro!
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Whoo!
Let's get to it. Come on.
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Thank you, guys. Thank you.
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Love you. Love you.
Love you. Yes. Yes.
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Hello, and welcome to the show.
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Listen, I'm not a huge believer
in fate, but for some reason,
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I feel like the fact that
we're all together right here,
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right now is proof
that the universe truly
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does work in mysterious ways.
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And there's a weirdly wonderful
plan to all of this.
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Well, either that, or you just
felt like watching funny videos,
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and you knew I'd be the guy
who could give 'em to you.
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Yeah.
[ Laughter ]
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Yeah, it's probably that.
It's probably that.
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♪♪
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This kid puts the "duh"
in "so-duh."
[soda]
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[ Thud ]
Oh!
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Man: Oh! [ Laughs ]
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♪♪
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[ Howling ]
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[ Howling continues ]
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Man: ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la
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[ Whining ]
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[ Water running ]
Woman: Gosh!
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Oh, no.
It's messing up the wall.
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[ Man grunts ]
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[ Laughs ]
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Ribeiro: I have a feeling this
started with the sentence,
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"Oh, honey,
I don't need to call a plumber."
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Oh, my gosh.
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[ Laughs ]
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♪♪
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[ Laughing ]
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♪♪
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[ Laughing ]
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♪♪
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[ Laughs ]
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He's helping his dad back up.
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Keep it coming.
Keep it coming.
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Okay!
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[ Woman laughs ]
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[ Metal clanks ]
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[ Engine starts ]
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"My trailer!
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My truck!
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My tree!"
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[ Crash ]
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Aw!
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Man: [ Grunts ]
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Thank you.
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That squishy ball is supposed
to be a stress relief.
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Supposed to be.
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[ Boy grunts ]
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Oh, my gosh!
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♪♪
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Oh, my gosh.
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♪♪
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Get ready to boop some snoots.
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We're going to the "Dog Park."
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[ Dog barks ]
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Woman: So this is the cake
that we found when we got home.
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And there's Charlie.
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Charlie, what's this?
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What is this?
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Charlie?
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♪♪
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[ Dog barking ]
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[ Ding! ]
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Ribeiro: Nice dog.
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He's helping
with the dishes.
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[ Dog barking ]
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♪♪
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[ Clatter ]
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♪♪
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[ Dog sneezes ]
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[ Dog sneezes ]
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♪♪
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[ Dog growling ]
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Young man: [ Laughs ]
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I don't know if this means
he loves it or hates it.
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[ Dog growling ]
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[ Dog barking ]
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No. Mine.
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[ Dog barking ]
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Mine.
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My puppy. My puppy.
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Ribeiro: She's hogging the puppy
and the chair.
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I don't know how
that's gonna go over.
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Oh, God! Oh! Aah!
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[ Laughs ]
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I can't get up!
[ Laughs ]
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♪♪
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Boy: And -- And...
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Ribeiro: I don't know
if he's sticking his tongue out
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or he just
has resting grumpy face.
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[ Speaking indistinctly ]
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All right, Mom,
we gotta find all the red cones.
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Just married.
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Now for a honeymoon
in "Barkelona."
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♪♪
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Exercise is great for you,
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but sometimes
when you challenge yourself,
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you end up challenging yourself
a bit too much,
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which means that even
a bona fide exercise nut
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can provide
the occasional exercise "Wut?!"
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♪♪
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♪ Yeah, it's been a minute
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♪ Huh, I know I left
some things unfinished ♪
[ Screams ]
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♪ But it's back
to the business ♪
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♪ Got goals in my mind,
20/20 with the vision ♪
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♪ Time to manifest my destiny
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♪ Just a little push
to wake the beast ♪
Aah!
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♪ Just a little fire
beneath my feet ♪
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♪ Go, go get it,
gotta go, go get it ♪
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♪ Mama used to say
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♪ Imagination is the key
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♪ Turn into reality
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♪ Go, go get it,
gotta go, go get it ♪
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♪ Ay-ay-ay, ay-ay-ay,
ay-ay-ay, ay ♪
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♪ Destiny calling
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♪ Pick up
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♪ Putting it all in
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♪ Work up
Aah!
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♪ Ay-ay-ay, ay-ay-ay,
ay-ay-ay, ay ♪
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♪ Destiny calling
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♪ Pick up
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♪ Putting it all in
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♪ Work, work, work
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♪ Mama used to say
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♪ Imagination is the key
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♪ Turn into reality
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♪ Go, go get it,
gotta go, go get it ♪
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♪ Ay-ay-ay, ay-ay-ay,
ay-ay-ay, ay ♪
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♪ Destiny calling
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♪ Pick up
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♪ Putting it all in
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♪ Work up
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♪ Ay-ay-ay, ay-ay-ay,
ay-ay-ay, ay ♪
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♪ Destiny calling
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♪ Pick up
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♪ Putting it all in
[ Laughs ]
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♪ Work, work, work
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♪ Ay-ay-ay, ay-ay-ay,
ay-ay-ay, ay ♪
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Wanna see
your funny video on TV?
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Upload it to AFV.com.
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♪ Ay-ay-ay, ay-ay-ay,
ay-ay-ay, ay ♪
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♪ Destiny calling
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♪♪
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I had a friend
who would butcher sayings.
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Instead of "six of one,
half dozen of the other,"
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he'd say, "Half of one,
six dozen of the other."
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Y-You see, six and half a dozen
are the same,
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but half and six dozen
aren't even close.
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And when I explained this
to him, he laughed and said,
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"Well, I'll be
a monkey's 'knuckle.'"
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[ Laughter ]
Yeah.
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Anyway,
here are some videos.
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About a half dozen.
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When cleaning the pool,
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you've got to remember
how long the pole is.
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♪♪
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Woman:
You like this noise?
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[ Pills rattling ]
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Wow. That's "ear-ie."
[eerie]
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[ Rattling continues,
eerie music plays ]
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Piggy.
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Do you like
my pills shaking?
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Woman #2:
So we're playing hangman.
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♪♪
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And Landon's really trying
to get this last letter.
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"I want...
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to go to Arkansas...
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on...
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vac-tion."
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"Vac-sin."
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[ Laughs ]
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"Vac--"
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[ Laughs ]
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"Vacshin."
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No. "Va--"
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"Vuh. Ah."
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[ Laughing ]
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"Vac--"
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"Vacshin."
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Oh! "Vacation!"
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[ Laughs loudly ]
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♪♪
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Ribeiro: "How lucky am I
finding some unattended cat food
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in the middle of the night?"
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[ Cat yowls ]
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Woman: I can't help.
I'm going potty.
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I can't help you.
[ Grunts ]
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I need help.
[ Laughs ]
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I need that.
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I can't help you.
I'm going potty.
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[ Grunting ]
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Bye.
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[ Laughs ]
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I think this was shot
in Downey, California,
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because "down he" goes.
[Downey]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Life is hard.
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Each day we have
a million tiny tasks.
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And because we use
so much brainpower
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tackling life's
more challenging moments,
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when it comes to simpler things,
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our brains tend to switch
over to autopilot.
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And sometimes, well, that pilot
falls asleep mid-flight.
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[ Chuckles ]
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♪♪
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He's done a lot of weddings.
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You wouldn't think handing them
the ring would be that hard.
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[ Gasps, screams ]
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Man: Ohh!
Oh!
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Woman: Oh, no.
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-Go on in.
-Okay.
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-Okay, now.
-It's freezing.
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Woman #2: Oh, my God.
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[ All talking at once ]
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Woman #3: There you go!
Man #2: That's right.
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Woman #4: We're --
We're family bonding.
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-...every day.
-I'm confused.
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Man #3: Oh, oh.
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[ Group cheering ]
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Ribeiro: Sometimes the cover-up
is worse than the crime.
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[ Thud ]
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Ow!
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What's happening?
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[ Child yells ]
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In his defense,
stairs are hard.
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Are you okay?
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Man: Yeah, I'm okay.
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[ Laughing ]
What happened?
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[ Children yelling ]
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Ribeiro: And in his defense,
chairs are hard.
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We're going to feast.
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[ Thud ]
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I-I'm stuck now.
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I'm stuck.
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I can't.
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Unh-unh. Unh!
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[ Choir singing indistinctly ]
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This conductor should conduct
her skirt better.
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♪♪
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[ Music stops,
crowd murmuring ]
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Go, go, go!
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Come on, Jas!
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[ Applause ]
Fast, Jas!
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Woman: Here we go!
Run, Jas!
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The term is "boys of summer,"
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not "boys of somersaults."
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No, no, no! No!
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No!
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Run, Jasper, run!
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Run, Jasper, run!
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Run! Run, Jasper!
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♪♪
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This is literally and
figuratively a downward spiral.
272
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Woman: Hon!
273
00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:18,371
You okay?
274
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[ Applause ]
275
00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:22,242
This part of the show
is like a riddle
276
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:24,244
wrapped in a mystery
inside an enigma
277
00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:25,311
wrapped in bacon.
278
00:12:25,311 --> 00:12:26,879
Mmm, bacon.
279
00:12:26,879 --> 00:12:28,848
[ Laughter ]
280
00:12:28,848 --> 00:12:30,183
Put your sleuthing cap on
281
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and get ready
for some "Funsolved Mysteries."
282
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A canine conundrum.
283
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:39,659
Why didn't Bianca
put "dog walker" on her résumé?
284
00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:40,960
Hmm?
285
00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:42,061
♪♪
286
00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:46,199
[ Speaking indistinctly ]
287
00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:47,433
Come here.
288
00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:49,502
A baseball diamond dilemma.
289
00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:52,672
Why couldn't the other team
ever throw Kain out?
290
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:55,942
Child: Ready?
291
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:58,378
Woman: Run! Run!
292
00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:00,079
[ Laughter ]
293
00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:02,749
Man: Go!
294
00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:04,717
[ Laughing ]
295
00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:07,587
A maritime mystery.
296
00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:10,890
How do you know
when your dock is too long?
297
00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:11,891
Woman: Now.
298
00:13:11,891 --> 00:13:13,660
Man: Let's go.
299
00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:15,161
No.
300
00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:18,765
Holy...
301
00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:21,668
Rooty-tooty,
a puzzle so fruity.
302
00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:26,372
Why is their buddy known as
Crazy Larry the Human Blueberry?
303
00:13:26,372 --> 00:13:27,640
Jump! [ Laughs ]
304
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,242
Woman: [ Laughs ]
305
00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:33,246
Aah!
Jump!
306
00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:34,414
Jump!
307
00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:35,548
[ Laughs ]
308
00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:37,483
Aw!
309
00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:39,919
Ribeiro: These mysteries
aren't just solved --
310
00:13:39,919 --> 00:13:41,254
They're funsolved.
311
00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:46,292
♪♪
312
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,263
[ Applause ]
313
00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:55,101
♪♪
314
00:13:55,101 --> 00:13:57,403
You should never
compare yourself to others.
315
00:13:57,403 --> 00:13:58,871
That will make you sad...
316
00:13:58,871 --> 00:14:00,406
except for the next two minutes,
317
00:14:00,406 --> 00:14:03,443
because we're about to take a
stroll down Bonehead Boulevard.
318
00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:04,877
Comparing yourself
to these people
319
00:14:04,877 --> 00:14:07,714
will make you feel
like a Mensa member.
320
00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:11,084
[ Speaks
indistinctly ]
321
00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:14,087
Oh! What was that?
Ready?
322
00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:15,355
Aah!
323
00:14:18,825 --> 00:14:19,926
Gimme your hand.
All right.
324
00:14:19,926 --> 00:14:21,661
Here's one thing. No. Ready?
Oh!
325
00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:22,995
Ribeiro:
The newest dance craze
326
00:14:22,995 --> 00:14:25,965
is called
the Rotten Deck Shuffle.
327
00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:26,999
Woman: Oh!
328
00:14:26,999 --> 00:14:28,101
[ Laughs ]
329
00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:29,635
♪♪
330
00:14:29,635 --> 00:14:32,805
[ Eerie music plays ]
331
00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:35,074
[ Mid-tempo music plays ]
332
00:14:35,074 --> 00:14:37,276
♪♪
333
00:14:37,276 --> 00:14:40,747
I'm sensing someone's gonna
get a trunk in the junk.
334
00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:44,450
Woman: Oh! Oh, gosh.
335
00:14:44,450 --> 00:14:46,719
[ Groans, laughs ]
336
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:47,820
No, that wasn't good.
337
00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:50,022
♪♪
338
00:14:50,022 --> 00:14:53,960
Well, it's not because
he didn't have a running start.
339
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:55,228
Woman: Oh, my God!
340
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:56,662
[ Speaking indistinctly ]
341
00:14:56,662 --> 00:14:59,565
Woman:
You won't be able to reach it.
342
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:01,567
Can you reach it?
343
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:03,002
Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
344
00:15:03,002 --> 00:15:05,638
He's about to be penalized
for excessive celebration.
345
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:08,174
[ Laughing ] Oh, my God.
Oh, no.
346
00:15:08,174 --> 00:15:10,042
Oh!
347
00:15:10,042 --> 00:15:11,477
Woman: Whoo!
348
00:15:11,477 --> 00:15:15,114
This is called
a party bike...
349
00:15:15,114 --> 00:15:18,584
and this is called
"not holding on to your phone."
350
00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:20,052
[ Thud, woman gasps ]
351
00:15:20,052 --> 00:15:29,328
♪♪
352
00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:30,696
[ Shouts indistinctly ]
353
00:15:30,696 --> 00:15:35,868
♪♪
354
00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:39,105
Cats and dogs
are the definition of "frenemy."
355
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:41,674
They're friends who sometimes
they're enemies, right?
356
00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:44,644
But in the end, they learn
the importance of getting along.
357
00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:46,546
As humans,
there's an important lesson
358
00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:48,481
to be learned in all of this --
359
00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:49,849
Always have your smartphone
360
00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:51,651
ready to capture
your pet's craziness.
361
00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:53,252
[ Laughter ]
362
00:15:53,252 --> 00:15:55,154
Oh, and, yeah,
we should all get along, too.
363
00:15:55,154 --> 00:15:58,257
But the smartphone thing, yeah,
don't forget about that one.
364
00:15:58,257 --> 00:16:00,493
Woman: Duffey,
don't sit on the cat.
365
00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:02,528
[ Laughs ]
366
00:16:02,528 --> 00:16:07,467
I don't know if he considers
him a friend or furniture.
367
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,668
[ Cat meows ]
368
00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:09,936
[ Laughs ]
369
00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:12,572
Duffey, get off.
370
00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:15,908
[ Dog sniffs ]
371
00:16:15,908 --> 00:16:17,810
"Is there something on my back?"
372
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,712
♪♪
373
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:21,013
[ Dog sniffs, woman laughs ]
374
00:16:21,013 --> 00:16:23,349
[ Dog sniffs ]
375
00:16:23,349 --> 00:16:24,484
[ Dog sniffs ]
376
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,052
[ Dog sniffs ]
377
00:16:26,052 --> 00:16:28,554
[ Dog sniffs, woman laughs ]
378
00:16:28,554 --> 00:16:30,189
[ Kitten mews ]
379
00:16:30,189 --> 00:16:35,461
♪♪
380
00:16:35,461 --> 00:16:40,766
♪♪
381
00:16:40,766 --> 00:16:45,404
The bigger they are,
the harder they make you fall.
382
00:16:45,404 --> 00:16:47,406
Woman: Oh. [ Laughs ]
383
00:16:47,406 --> 00:16:50,977
♪♪
384
00:16:50,977 --> 00:16:52,311
Are they friends?
385
00:16:52,311 --> 00:16:56,549
Or are they on the fence
about it?
386
00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:58,084
[ Man laughs ]
387
00:16:58,084 --> 00:16:59,852
[ Dog barking ]
388
00:17:03,322 --> 00:17:05,925
Oh, sure.
You bark a big game.
389
00:17:05,925 --> 00:17:07,827
[ Dog whining ]
390
00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:09,762
[ Dog barking ]
391
00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:19,438
♪♪
392
00:17:19,438 --> 00:17:21,741
Oh, they get along great.
393
00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:23,943
Until they think
you're not looking.
394
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,414
Woman: Reggie.
Don't eat him.
395
00:17:28,414 --> 00:17:34,120
♪♪
396
00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:35,988
I'm not one of those
Hollywood types
397
00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:37,890
who feels compelled
to tell people what to do.
398
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:40,459
Frankly, what you do
is none of my business.
399
00:17:40,459 --> 00:17:42,428
But right now,
I am gonna tell you what to do
400
00:17:42,428 --> 00:17:44,964
because the next bit
is called "In the Background."
401
00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:46,866
And if I didn't tell you
to look in the background,
402
00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:48,801
you might miss
the funny stuff in the video,
403
00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:52,271
and funny stuff in videos
is very much my business.
404
00:17:52,271 --> 00:17:56,108
Together:
♪ Happy birthday to you
405
00:17:56,108 --> 00:17:58,210
Oh!
406
00:17:58,210 --> 00:18:01,147
[ Laughter ]
407
00:18:01,147 --> 00:18:02,415
[ Laughter ]
408
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,350
Man: Whoo!
409
00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:06,319
Ribeiro:
It's too bad he's blindfolded.
410
00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:09,956
He won't get to see his dad
make a fool of himself.
411
00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:11,023
[ Woman laughs ]
412
00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:12,391
[ Laughter ]
413
00:18:12,391 --> 00:18:13,960
Whomever.
I-I kind of have an idea
414
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,261
on how to start something
415
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:17,530
and how to do something.
That's my --
416
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:18,798
Oh!
Girl: Aah!
417
00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:20,399
Hi, everyone.
And today we will be doing
418
00:18:20,399 --> 00:18:22,568
a Try Not to Laugh
karaoke challenge.
419
00:18:22,568 --> 00:18:23,970
And so what we're gonna do...
420
00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:25,805
[ Thud ]
[ Gasps ]
421
00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:30,376
♪♪
422
00:18:30,376 --> 00:18:31,978
So I have this magic...
423
00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:34,380
Ribeiro: Once again,
the magician's assistant
424
00:18:34,380 --> 00:18:35,715
steals the show.
425
00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:38,884
Like bibbidi-bobbidi--
426
00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:40,753
Yep. We're gonna try to make --
427
00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:42,855
Whoever makes it
into the hoop --
428
00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:44,724
that one all the way
over there --
429
00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:47,093
wi-- wins the challenge.
430
00:18:47,093 --> 00:18:48,561
I just nailed it.
431
00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:50,896
And he already won!
Who knew?
432
00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:56,168
Man: Uncle Angel is not
doing his job.
433
00:18:56,168 --> 00:18:59,805
You have one job.
Look behind you.
434
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,741
[ Laughs ]
435
00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:06,779
♪♪
436
00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:10,583
Ribeiro:
She's recording because she
knows her aunts all too well.
437
00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:13,519
Whoa!
438
00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:19,659
♪♪
439
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:21,994
There are many
streaming services.
440
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:25,531
I mean, you've got Snarfle,
Goo-Goo, Flupper, Karkle,
441
00:19:25,531 --> 00:19:27,667
Bing-Bong, Dingle, and Scorch.
442
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,568
Yeah. I mean,
I might have made those up.
443
00:19:29,568 --> 00:19:31,904
I'm more of a broadcast TV guy,
but you know what I'm saying.
444
00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:33,939
Listen, the point is,
while there's lots
445
00:19:33,939 --> 00:19:36,442
of streaming services, there
aren't any
screaming
services.
446
00:19:36,442 --> 00:19:37,677
But I'd gladly plunk down
447
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:41,113
$4.99 a month
if they aired scares like this.
448
00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:45,551
♪♪
449
00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:47,653
[ Screams ]
Aah! Aah!
450
00:19:47,653 --> 00:19:48,954
Aah! Aah!
451
00:19:48,954 --> 00:19:50,656
[ Young man screams ]
452
00:19:50,656 --> 00:19:51,857
Aah!
453
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:54,660
Aah! Aah!
454
00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:55,761
Aaahhh!
455
00:19:55,761 --> 00:19:57,163
[ Screams ]
456
00:19:57,163 --> 00:19:59,265
Oh!
[ Laughs ]
457
00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:01,500
[ Screams ]
Aah!
458
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:02,735
Aah!
459
00:20:03,602 --> 00:20:04,937
Boo!
Aah!
460
00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:06,005
[ Laughs ]
461
00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:07,073
[ Screams ]
462
00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:09,642
Aaahhh!
463
00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:11,010
[ Screams ]
464
00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:12,044
Aah!
465
00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:15,247
Aah!
466
00:20:15,247 --> 00:20:16,415
Aaahh!
467
00:20:16,415 --> 00:20:19,685
-Aah!
-Aaahhhh!
468
00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:23,389
Oh! Oh!
469
00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:24,990
[ Screams ]
Aah!
470
00:20:24,990 --> 00:20:26,792
[ Screams ]
Aah!
471
00:20:26,792 --> 00:20:28,894
[ Boy screams ]
Aah! Oh!
472
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,730
Stop it!
473
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:38,270
♪♪
474
00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:42,541
♪♪
475
00:20:43,609 --> 00:20:46,045
There's a certain girl
in a certain famous movie
476
00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:47,646
who clicks
her heels three times,
477
00:20:47,646 --> 00:20:50,516
makes a wish that she were home,
and magically ends up there.
478
00:20:50,516 --> 00:20:52,051
I always thought
that was so cool,
479
00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:54,186
so I thought I'd try it.
480
00:20:56,288 --> 00:20:58,324
There's no place like a place
that shows home videos.
481
00:20:58,324 --> 00:21:00,326
There's no place like a place
that shows home videos.
482
00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:03,796
Holy Wicked Witch of the West!
It worked!
483
00:21:05,464 --> 00:21:06,832
[ Laughs ]
[ Laughs ]
484
00:21:06,832 --> 00:21:09,101
Ready?
Put it up there.
485
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,336
Feed it, Adalyn.
486
00:21:10,336 --> 00:21:11,504
Feed it.
487
00:21:13,205 --> 00:21:15,775
Ribeiro:
Look at all those happy faces...
488
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,543
because they're not going
to be happy for long.
489
00:21:17,543 --> 00:21:18,544
Oh, okay.
490
00:21:18,544 --> 00:21:20,513
[ Llama spits ]
[ Screams ]
491
00:21:20,513 --> 00:21:24,116
Roll 'em up!
Roll 'em up!
492
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:25,217
Oh, my God!
493
00:21:25,217 --> 00:21:27,353
In my eyes!
He spit all over us.
494
00:21:27,353 --> 00:21:29,488
In my eyes.
495
00:21:29,488 --> 00:21:31,323
Ohh!
496
00:21:31,323 --> 00:21:34,393
[ Girls crying ]
It's okay.
497
00:21:34,393 --> 00:21:36,595
It's okay.
Okay. Okay.
498
00:21:38,364 --> 00:21:40,299
Oh!
499
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:42,301
Yeah, this was
a great idea.
500
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:45,838
♪♪
501
00:21:45,838 --> 00:21:47,740
[ Cat meows ]
502
00:21:49,008 --> 00:21:51,076
Ribeiro:
See that thing he's setting up?
503
00:21:51,076 --> 00:21:52,978
That's a skunk trap...
504
00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:55,080
for trapping skunks.
505
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:57,316
But Mister Whiskers
doesn't know that.
506
00:21:57,316 --> 00:22:07,159
♪♪
507
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:09,829
Woman: Ellie, tell Daddy
that you have a boyfriend.
508
00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:11,764
I have a boyfriend.
No.
509
00:22:15,968 --> 00:22:17,570
[ Whispering ] Tell him.
I have a boy--
510
00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:20,172
Wrong.
I have a...
511
00:22:21,707 --> 00:22:23,876
I have a boyfriend.
512
00:22:23,876 --> 00:22:25,811
[ Fusses ]
513
00:22:27,746 --> 00:22:31,417
Oh...my...God. Dad.
514
00:22:31,417 --> 00:22:32,885
Oh.
515
00:22:32,885 --> 00:22:37,790
Ribeiro: Yep, Dad shaved his
chest hair into a bikini top.
516
00:22:37,790 --> 00:22:40,926
And his daughter likes it
about as much as you'd think.
517
00:22:40,926 --> 00:22:44,330
Man: Ahh!
Dad!
518
00:22:44,330 --> 00:22:46,699
Ahh.
Dad!
519
00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:48,033
Took me forever.
520
00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:49,902
Oh, my God!
521
00:22:49,902 --> 00:22:51,971
That's after you leave.
522
00:22:51,971 --> 00:22:54,607
Oh, my God!
523
00:22:54,607 --> 00:22:56,642
Whoo-hoo!
I can't...
524
00:22:56,642 --> 00:22:58,577
[ Woman laughs ]
525
00:23:00,246 --> 00:23:02,481
Oh, my God. Eww!
526
00:23:05,517 --> 00:23:07,486
This is my daughter here.
527
00:23:07,486 --> 00:23:09,822
[ Woman laughs ]
528
00:23:09,822 --> 00:23:15,828
♪♪
529
00:23:16,929 --> 00:23:19,398
Doorbell cameras
are pretty amazing.
530
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:22,334
They can catch trespassers,
trap package thieves...
531
00:23:22,334 --> 00:23:24,036
and the hilarious reaction
of your friend
532
00:23:24,036 --> 00:23:26,538
when they realize that
you've used the doorbell camera
533
00:23:26,538 --> 00:23:28,340
to play
a pretty epic prank on them.
534
00:23:28,340 --> 00:23:29,375
[ Chuckles ]
535
00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:32,378
Man: Hello, ma'am.
536
00:23:32,378 --> 00:23:36,181
This is Alfonse
from customer service.
537
00:23:36,181 --> 00:23:38,217
Ma'am?
538
00:23:38,217 --> 00:23:39,852
Ma'am?
Yes?
539
00:23:39,852 --> 00:23:43,555
This is Alfonse
from customer service.
540
00:23:43,555 --> 00:23:46,058
We just have a face
we don't recognize.
541
00:23:47,192 --> 00:23:49,561
And who are you?
Okay, I'm -- I'm dog --
542
00:23:49,561 --> 00:23:52,431
I'm Becky. I'm wa--
You're who?
543
00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:55,935
Becky. I'm watching
their dog for them.
Can -- Can...
544
00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:59,038
Can you spell your name,
please?
545
00:23:59,038 --> 00:24:02,341
B-E-C-K-Y.
546
00:24:02,341 --> 00:24:05,811
Last name -- H-A-W-K--
And your last name?
547
00:24:05,811 --> 00:24:09,415
H-A-W-K-I-N-S.
548
00:24:09,415 --> 00:24:11,717
And is your hair
a na-- the natural color,
549
00:24:11,717 --> 00:24:14,420
or do you dye it?
550
00:24:14,420 --> 00:24:16,388
I dye it -- blond.
551
00:24:16,388 --> 00:24:19,358
Oh. Yes. Okay.
552
00:24:19,358 --> 00:24:21,593
Are you wearing
socks today, ma'am?
553
00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:24,897
Are you wearing socks?
Am I wearing socks?
554
00:24:24,897 --> 00:24:28,100
We had report of some...
No.
555
00:24:28,100 --> 00:24:31,136
You're not wearing socks?
What else aren't you wearing?
556
00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:38,077
I-I'm wearing pants
and a shirt.
557
00:24:38,077 --> 00:24:39,812
Okay.
Could you prove that?
558
00:24:39,812 --> 00:24:42,381
Can you back up
and turn around, please?
559
00:24:44,149 --> 00:24:45,617
Is this for real?
Back --
560
00:24:45,617 --> 00:24:47,686
Back up, ma'am.
561
00:24:48,787 --> 00:24:50,656
Hello?
What are you doing on your --
562
00:24:50,656 --> 00:24:52,424
Put your phone down now,
honey.
563
00:24:52,424 --> 00:24:53,959
Come on.
564
00:24:53,959 --> 00:24:57,596
No texting on your phone.
565
00:24:57,596 --> 00:24:59,231
I can hear laughter.
566
00:24:59,231 --> 00:25:01,567
[ Laughter ]
567
00:25:03,802 --> 00:25:05,537
I hate you guys.
568
00:25:05,537 --> 00:25:07,139
[ Laughter continues ]
569
00:25:10,476 --> 00:25:11,977
I like surprises.
570
00:25:11,977 --> 00:25:14,747
One time I walked into a diner
and ordered the soup of the day
571
00:25:14,747 --> 00:25:16,882
without asking
what the soup of the day was.
572
00:25:16,882 --> 00:25:19,685
Mm-hmm. A little game
I call soup roulette.
573
00:25:19,685 --> 00:25:22,354
Yeah. I'm about to do
the same thing with videos.
574
00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:25,424
I have no idea what's about to
play, but that's half the fun.
575
00:25:25,424 --> 00:25:28,694
Uh, P. S., the soup
was butternut squash.
576
00:25:28,694 --> 00:25:31,196
[ Drumroll ]
577
00:25:34,199 --> 00:25:36,535
Nobody tell him
that he's out of bounds,
578
00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:38,203
so this doesn't count.
579
00:25:40,939 --> 00:25:42,574
Oh!
Oh, my God!
580
00:25:46,478 --> 00:25:49,248
Sometimes the cat
gets your tongue.
581
00:25:49,248 --> 00:25:52,818
Sometimes he goes
for a different body part.
582
00:25:52,818 --> 00:25:54,053
Aah!
583
00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:55,854
[ Woman laughs ]
584
00:25:55,854 --> 00:25:58,357
♪♪
585
00:25:58,357 --> 00:26:00,225
Here's what happens
when you tell men
586
00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:01,293
they're not strong enough
587
00:26:01,293 --> 00:26:03,629
to crack eggs
with their bare hands.
588
00:26:03,629 --> 00:26:04,630
[ Woman gasps ]
589
00:26:04,630 --> 00:26:08,200
Aah! [ Laughs ]
590
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:11,003
-I'm not even...
-Did...
591
00:26:11,003 --> 00:26:12,304
Man: You know...
I'm telling you.
592
00:26:12,304 --> 00:26:15,407
Ribeiro: They keep hiring
new warehouse managers
593
00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:17,142
just so they can
pull this prank.
594
00:26:17,142 --> 00:26:18,510
This is why...
595
00:26:18,510 --> 00:26:19,812
[ Screams ]
[ Screams ]
596
00:26:19,812 --> 00:26:23,182
Man: [ Laughing ]
Oh, my God!
597
00:26:23,182 --> 00:26:25,651
♪♪
598
00:26:28,887 --> 00:26:30,789
Woman: Oh.
Why are you crying?
599
00:26:30,789 --> 00:26:32,124
[ Crying ]
I want -- I want to be --
600
00:26:32,124 --> 00:26:34,626
I want to --
I want to be a fam--
601
00:26:34,626 --> 00:26:37,563
I want to be --
I want to be a Giants family!
602
00:26:37,563 --> 00:26:39,665
You want to be a Giants family?
Yeah.
603
00:26:39,665 --> 00:26:40,732
So why are you crying?
604
00:26:40,732 --> 00:26:42,267
You don't want to be
a what family?
605
00:26:42,267 --> 00:26:43,669
I don't want to be...
606
00:26:46,071 --> 00:26:48,607
Okay. We can be
a Giants family, baby.
607
00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:53,245
I want to be a Giants family
with baby and Mommy and Daddy.
608
00:26:53,245 --> 00:26:55,347
Okay.
609
00:26:56,348 --> 00:26:57,449
No --
Man: Daddy's not --
610
00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:59,284
No.
611
00:26:59,284 --> 00:27:03,455
Mom, I want Daddy to be
in Giants family, too.
612
00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:05,557
[ Crying ]
613
00:27:05,557 --> 00:27:10,596
♪♪
614
00:27:10,596 --> 00:27:13,599
Children: Hey, Alfonso!
615
00:27:13,599 --> 00:27:17,336
Hey, Alfonso, can we see
more swingset videos?
616
00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:22,474
Ribeiro: [ Laughs ]
617
00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:24,510
Okay, Ava, you want swings?
618
00:27:24,510 --> 00:27:28,147
Well, this next montage
is just your thing.
619
00:27:28,147 --> 00:27:31,383
[ Man singing
Verdi's "Brindisi" ]
620
00:27:31,383 --> 00:27:32,985
[ Grunts ]
621
00:27:32,985 --> 00:27:39,491
♪♪
622
00:27:39,491 --> 00:27:41,326
Aah!
623
00:27:41,326 --> 00:27:42,461
[ Singing continues ]
624
00:27:42,461 --> 00:27:43,862
[ Girls scream ]
625
00:27:43,862 --> 00:27:44,930
[ Girl laughs ]
626
00:27:44,930 --> 00:27:47,900
[ Woman singing
Verdi's "Brindisi" ]
627
00:27:47,900 --> 00:27:49,902
Oh! Oh!
Girl: Oh, my God!
628
00:27:49,902 --> 00:27:55,941
♪♪
629
00:27:55,941 --> 00:27:57,509
Aah!
630
00:27:57,509 --> 00:28:01,413
♪♪
631
00:28:01,413 --> 00:28:05,117
[ Man singing
Verdi's "Brindisi" ]
632
00:28:05,117 --> 00:28:07,152
♪♪
633
00:28:07,152 --> 00:28:08,353
Aah!
634
00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:14,259
♪♪
635
00:28:14,259 --> 00:28:15,527
[ Laughter ]
636
00:28:15,527 --> 00:28:17,863
[ Singing continues ]
637
00:28:17,863 --> 00:28:22,868
♪♪
638
00:28:22,868 --> 00:28:26,371
[ Choir singing
Verdi's "Brindisi" ]
639
00:28:26,371 --> 00:28:27,506
Aah!
640
00:28:27,506 --> 00:28:29,575
♪♪
641
00:28:29,575 --> 00:28:33,712
If you've got a funny video,
upload it to AFV.com.
642
00:28:33,712 --> 00:28:40,085
♪♪
643
00:28:42,955 --> 00:28:45,924
♪♪
644
00:28:45,924 --> 00:28:47,893
Some of us love being at home.
645
00:28:47,893 --> 00:28:49,928
Some of us love
being out in the world.
646
00:28:49,928 --> 00:28:53,298
But we never hear about people
who love being on their porch,
647
00:28:53,298 --> 00:28:55,734
you know,
halfway between home and out.
648
00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:57,736
Why is that?
I'm Alfonso Ribeiro,
649
00:28:57,736 --> 00:29:01,740
and I'm not afraid to ask
questions nobody cares about.
650
00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:02,941
[ Leaf blower whirring ]
651
00:29:02,941 --> 00:29:05,177
This is karma
for waking up the whole block
652
00:29:05,177 --> 00:29:07,312
at 7:00 a. m. on a Sunday.
653
00:29:07,312 --> 00:29:12,451
♪♪
654
00:29:14,286 --> 00:29:15,887
Boy: [ Grunting ]
655
00:29:15,887 --> 00:29:17,756
Ribeiro:
I think he's trying to say,
656
00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:21,560
"You want a piece of me?"
but I'll take some pizza.
657
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:27,966
♪♪
658
00:29:27,966 --> 00:29:30,335
[ Doorbell rings ]
659
00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:33,205
Child: Oh.
660
00:29:33,205 --> 00:29:36,074
Child #2: [ Laughs ]
661
00:29:36,074 --> 00:29:38,744
They're trying to prank
the neighbors.
662
00:29:38,744 --> 00:29:41,446
They should have made sure
they were home first.
663
00:29:45,651 --> 00:29:47,119
♪♪
664
00:29:47,119 --> 00:29:49,755
See the creepy pumpkin?
665
00:29:49,755 --> 00:29:51,456
Yeah.
666
00:29:51,456 --> 00:29:56,595
♪♪
667
00:29:56,595 --> 00:29:57,863
[ Child grunts ]
668
00:29:57,863 --> 00:30:03,602
♪♪
669
00:30:03,602 --> 00:30:05,771
Guess who's out then.
670
00:30:05,771 --> 00:30:07,239
Catch up.
What?
671
00:30:07,239 --> 00:30:08,340
They're not home.
672
00:30:08,340 --> 00:30:10,676
-Oh. What do you...
-I need air.
673
00:30:10,676 --> 00:30:13,745
Ribeiro:
Everyone's scared of spiders.
674
00:30:13,745 --> 00:30:16,181
But what are spiders scared of?
675
00:30:16,181 --> 00:30:19,885
Female voice: Hi. You are
currently being recorded.
676
00:30:19,885 --> 00:30:24,523
♪♪
677
00:30:24,523 --> 00:30:28,527
[ Wind chime jingling ]
678
00:30:28,527 --> 00:30:31,430
Ribeiro:
Talk about a railing failing.
679
00:30:31,430 --> 00:30:33,231
Oh!
680
00:30:33,231 --> 00:30:35,967
[ Woman laughs ]
681
00:30:35,967 --> 00:30:39,204
I hope today in school
they teach how stairs work.
682
00:30:39,204 --> 00:30:42,741
Aah!
Oh! Ow!
683
00:30:42,741 --> 00:30:44,343
Aah!
684
00:30:44,343 --> 00:30:49,981
♪♪
685
00:30:51,216 --> 00:30:53,218
What makes a great mom?
686
00:30:53,218 --> 00:30:55,921
Is it the ability
to juggle a million things?
687
00:30:55,921 --> 00:30:58,790
Is it a seemingly
endless capacity for love?
688
00:30:58,790 --> 00:31:00,692
Or is it having your kids ask
689
00:31:00,692 --> 00:31:03,628
if they can send an embarrassing
video of you to "AFV"
690
00:31:03,628 --> 00:31:05,397
and responding to them,
"Sure. Why not?
691
00:31:05,397 --> 00:31:08,567
Like this day
could get any worse."
692
00:31:08,567 --> 00:31:10,602
Woman: Here they go.
693
00:31:10,602 --> 00:31:12,437
Yeah!
694
00:31:12,437 --> 00:31:14,973
Aah! [ Laughs ]
695
00:31:14,973 --> 00:31:16,541
♪♪
696
00:31:16,541 --> 00:31:18,610
[ Laughing ]
697
00:31:18,610 --> 00:31:23,648
♪♪
698
00:31:23,648 --> 00:31:24,750
Woman: Who is that?
699
00:31:24,750 --> 00:31:26,651
It's you.
[ Gasps ] It is?
700
00:31:26,651 --> 00:31:28,854
Can you show me
where my mouth is?
701
00:31:28,854 --> 00:31:31,590
It's right -- right there.
702
00:31:31,590 --> 00:31:32,924
Where's my nose?
703
00:31:32,924 --> 00:31:34,626
Right there.
704
00:31:34,626 --> 00:31:35,927
What are these?
705
00:31:35,927 --> 00:31:37,829
Your wrinkles.
706
00:31:37,829 --> 00:31:40,399
My what?
Your wrinkles.
707
00:31:40,399 --> 00:31:42,834
Oh, thank you.
You're welcome.
708
00:31:42,834 --> 00:31:46,004
Okay, so who said mothers
can't hoverboard?
709
00:31:46,004 --> 00:31:47,606
Say something. Mm-hmm.
710
00:31:47,606 --> 00:31:50,809
Say something now, Matthew.
Mm-hmm.
711
00:31:50,809 --> 00:31:52,444
Say something, Matthew.
712
00:31:52,444 --> 00:31:54,546
What you got to say now?
Look at me now.
713
00:31:54,546 --> 00:31:56,782
Ribeiro: I guess Mom never
taught her kids not to gloat.
714
00:31:56,782 --> 00:31:58,784
Going faster.
715
00:31:58,784 --> 00:31:59,818
Aah!
716
00:31:59,818 --> 00:32:01,086
[ Thud ]
717
00:32:01,086 --> 00:32:03,488
Woman: [ Laughs ]
What face do I make
718
00:32:03,488 --> 00:32:05,090
when you're in trouble?
719
00:32:05,090 --> 00:32:07,092
♪♪
720
00:32:07,092 --> 00:32:08,093
[ Laughs ]
721
00:32:08,093 --> 00:32:10,629
[ Laughs ]
722
00:32:11,997 --> 00:32:14,599
So I have this fake finger
I got from work,
723
00:32:14,599 --> 00:32:17,636
and I put my ring on it.
724
00:32:17,636 --> 00:32:19,638
I'm gonna fake that
I cut my finger,
725
00:32:19,638 --> 00:32:21,406
and hopefully
this works to play a prank
726
00:32:21,406 --> 00:32:22,808
on my mother and Ashley.
727
00:32:22,808 --> 00:32:23,975
Okay, wish me luck.
728
00:32:23,975 --> 00:32:26,445
Ah, Mommy! Ashley!
729
00:32:26,445 --> 00:32:28,447
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
730
00:32:28,447 --> 00:32:30,215
Young woman: [ Screams ]
731
00:32:30,215 --> 00:32:31,249
What?!
732
00:32:31,249 --> 00:32:34,019
[ Shouting indistinctly ]
733
00:32:34,019 --> 00:32:37,155
iAy, Dios mío!
734
00:32:37,155 --> 00:32:38,256
Oh, my God!
735
00:32:38,256 --> 00:32:40,625
[ Indistinct shouting,
dog barking ]
736
00:32:49,835 --> 00:32:53,004
-[ Laughs ]
-Should I call 911?
737
00:32:53,004 --> 00:32:54,606
Should I call 911?
738
00:32:54,606 --> 00:32:56,141
[ Baby crying ]
739
00:32:56,141 --> 00:32:58,243
[ Speaking indistinctly ]
740
00:33:00,178 --> 00:33:02,347
♪♪
741
00:33:02,347 --> 00:33:04,516
Ohhh!
742
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:10,856
It seems like
everywhere you turn,
743
00:33:10,856 --> 00:33:13,825
someone's giving you advice,
and since some will be
744
00:33:13,825 --> 00:33:15,660
good advice
and some will be bad advice,
745
00:33:15,660 --> 00:33:18,663
be careful
which advice you take.
746
00:33:18,663 --> 00:33:21,933
Oh, great. Now I'm just one
more person giving you advice.
747
00:33:21,933 --> 00:33:23,668
Hmm.
748
00:33:23,668 --> 00:33:25,737
But I also give you
funny videos,
749
00:33:25,737 --> 00:33:27,105
so you know
I'd never steer you wrong.
750
00:33:27,105 --> 00:33:28,206
You know? Yeah.
751
00:33:28,206 --> 00:33:29,808
She's gonna wish she'd just
752
00:33:29,808 --> 00:33:32,477
let the dog
do whatever it was doing.
753
00:33:32,477 --> 00:33:34,913
No, no!
754
00:33:34,913 --> 00:33:37,349
No.
That's a bad dog!
755
00:33:37,349 --> 00:33:38,683
♪♪
756
00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:40,118
Woman: Aah!
757
00:33:40,118 --> 00:33:41,820
[ Crash ]
758
00:33:42,521 --> 00:33:43,989
What to do --
take it like that.
759
00:33:43,989 --> 00:33:45,490
Cooper, I baptize you
760
00:33:45,490 --> 00:33:49,127
in the name of the Father
and the Son and the Holy Spirit.
761
00:33:49,127 --> 00:33:50,161
Everybody say "Amen."
762
00:33:50,161 --> 00:33:51,429
Together: Amen.
763
00:33:51,429 --> 00:33:54,466
♪ Hallelujah
764
00:33:54,466 --> 00:33:56,401
♪ Hallelujah
765
00:33:56,401 --> 00:34:00,205
♪ Hallelujah, hallelujah
766
00:34:00,205 --> 00:34:03,475
Our new little brother in
Christ, Cooper Mila-- Migliacio.
767
00:34:03,475 --> 00:34:06,177
-Yay!
-There we go.
768
00:34:06,177 --> 00:34:07,579
[ Babbling ]
[ Applause ]
769
00:34:07,579 --> 00:34:09,447
Aww!
770
00:34:09,447 --> 00:34:13,418
[ Babbling ]
771
00:34:13,418 --> 00:34:15,520
Yay!
772
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:17,355
Man: Okay, go.
773
00:34:17,355 --> 00:34:21,092
♪♪
774
00:34:21,092 --> 00:34:22,861
Okay.
775
00:34:22,861 --> 00:34:25,430
Ribeiro: The only thing
he likes more than chew toys
776
00:34:25,430 --> 00:34:28,166
is having his mind blown.
777
00:34:28,166 --> 00:34:29,634
♪♪
778
00:34:29,634 --> 00:34:32,103
[ Laughs ]
Where'd it go?
779
00:34:32,103 --> 00:34:34,539
Where'd it go?
[ Dog barks ]
780
00:34:34,539 --> 00:34:36,541
It's gone!
781
00:34:36,541 --> 00:34:38,543
It's magic!
782
00:34:38,543 --> 00:34:39,611
♪♪
783
00:34:39,611 --> 00:34:41,713
[ Laughs ]
784
00:34:41,713 --> 00:34:46,885
♪♪
785
00:34:46,885 --> 00:34:49,654
Man: All right.
Here we go, guys. Hold on.
786
00:34:49,654 --> 00:34:52,123
Ribeiro: If you can't bring your
family to the roller coaster,
787
00:34:52,123 --> 00:34:54,426
bring the roller coaster
to your family room.
788
00:34:54,426 --> 00:34:56,962
[ Laughs ]
789
00:34:56,962 --> 00:34:58,063
Aah!
790
00:34:58,063 --> 00:35:00,932
Daddy! Take me off!
791
00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:02,434
Let me off!
792
00:35:02,434 --> 00:35:05,503
Woman: He --
He said, "Take me off."
793
00:35:05,503 --> 00:35:07,672
Oh! Daddy!
794
00:35:07,672 --> 00:35:11,810
Aaah! Daddy, take me off!
795
00:35:11,810 --> 00:35:13,111
Daddy!
796
00:35:13,111 --> 00:35:15,046
Let me off!
797
00:35:15,046 --> 00:35:16,648
♪♪
798
00:35:16,648 --> 00:35:20,018
Ribeiro: This is payback for all
the times he told his grandkids
799
00:35:20,018 --> 00:35:22,354
how distracting
cellphones can be.
800
00:35:22,354 --> 00:35:30,629
♪♪
801
00:35:30,629 --> 00:35:34,032
It's scary how much some of us
work, but here at "AFV,"
802
00:35:34,032 --> 00:35:35,600
we think it should also be scary
803
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:37,736
how much we scare people
at work.
804
00:35:37,736 --> 00:35:39,771
Which is why scaring a co-worker
805
00:35:39,771 --> 00:35:41,272
is tonight's
"Assignment America."
806
00:35:41,272 --> 00:35:42,507
Need some examples?
807
00:35:42,507 --> 00:35:44,542
I think I can scare some up.
Check these out.
808
00:35:44,542 --> 00:35:46,011
[ Laughs ]
809
00:35:46,011 --> 00:35:50,415
♪♪
810
00:35:50,415 --> 00:35:52,784
[ Screams ]
Aah!
811
00:35:52,784 --> 00:35:55,520
[ Indistinct conversation ]
812
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:58,723
♪♪
813
00:35:58,723 --> 00:36:00,191
[ Screaming ]
814
00:36:00,191 --> 00:36:01,893
[ Laughter ]
815
00:36:04,329 --> 00:36:06,364
Man: He's having a problem...
816
00:36:06,364 --> 00:36:09,267
[ Screams ]
[ Screaming ]
817
00:36:09,267 --> 00:36:12,837
[ Man laughing ]
818
00:36:12,837 --> 00:36:14,639
Holy cow.
819
00:36:14,639 --> 00:36:17,242
It won't increase productivity,
820
00:36:17,242 --> 00:36:18,910
but it might increase
your blood pressure,
821
00:36:18,910 --> 00:36:21,680
as well as your chance
of getting on TV.
822
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:23,214
Jess, tell 'em more.
823
00:36:23,214 --> 00:36:24,816
You spend so much of your life
at work,
824
00:36:24,816 --> 00:36:26,384
you might as well
make it interesting.
825
00:36:26,384 --> 00:36:28,820
Just grab your smartphone
and an unsuspecting co-worker
826
00:36:28,820 --> 00:36:30,922
and give 'em a shock
while you're both on the clock.
827
00:36:30,922 --> 00:36:32,424
The clip of you
shamelessly spooking
828
00:36:32,424 --> 00:36:33,591
your scared-silly associate
829
00:36:33,591 --> 00:36:34,659
just might win you $20,000
830
00:36:34,659 --> 00:36:36,294
or even $100,000.
831
00:36:36,294 --> 00:36:38,363
Just upload the video
to AFV.com.
832
00:36:38,363 --> 00:36:40,765
For full contest rules,
log on to AFV.com
833
00:36:40,765 --> 00:36:43,902
because we love a good scare
so much, it's frightening.
834
00:36:46,271 --> 00:36:48,506
♪♪
835
00:36:48,506 --> 00:36:51,409
We've seen lots of fun stuff
that had you all grinning.
836
00:36:51,409 --> 00:36:53,344
Now let's see just
who'll end up winning.
837
00:36:53,344 --> 00:36:55,213
So let's meet our finalists.
838
00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:58,149
First up, here's a guy,
and there's something about him
839
00:36:58,149 --> 00:37:01,486
that makes his truck and trailer
both take off without him.
840
00:37:01,486 --> 00:37:02,987
It's
"Truck and Trailer Fail'er,"
841
00:37:02,987 --> 00:37:04,956
sent in
by Christopher Archondous
842
00:37:04,956 --> 00:37:07,058
from McGregor, Texas.
843
00:37:07,058 --> 00:37:09,094
[ Cheers and applause ]
844
00:37:15,967 --> 00:37:17,402
[ Crash ]
845
00:37:20,739 --> 00:37:22,907
Aw!
846
00:37:22,907 --> 00:37:25,810
Joining us are Chris and Tracy.
847
00:37:25,810 --> 00:37:28,613
Now, Chris, your instinct
was to stop the trailer
848
00:37:28,613 --> 00:37:31,116
to keep it from hitting
your friend's truck.
849
00:37:31,116 --> 00:37:32,484
In hindsight,
850
00:37:32,484 --> 00:37:35,220
do you kind of wish you had
just let it smack into it
851
00:37:35,220 --> 00:37:38,423
so that your truck
would be okay?
852
00:37:38,423 --> 00:37:40,358
Well,
I hope he's not watching,
853
00:37:40,358 --> 00:37:42,861
but yes.
[ Laughter ]
854
00:37:42,861 --> 00:37:45,196
Well, you know what? 'Cause you
just like me. We good men.
855
00:37:45,196 --> 00:37:47,766
We let it hit the truck.
It'd have been all right.
856
00:37:47,766 --> 00:37:49,300
So good luck, buddy.
857
00:37:49,300 --> 00:37:51,569
Thank you.
All right.
858
00:37:51,569 --> 00:37:55,340
Next up, he thought he got lucky
when he found a free meal,
859
00:37:55,340 --> 00:37:58,243
but then kitty came home,
and things sure got real.
860
00:37:58,243 --> 00:38:00,178
It's "Freaked-Out Food Stealer,"
sent in
861
00:38:00,178 --> 00:38:03,448
by John Slashinski
from Irmo, South Carolina.
862
00:38:03,448 --> 00:38:04,849
[ Cheers and applause ]
863
00:38:07,085 --> 00:38:11,055
"How lucky am I finding
some unattended cat food
864
00:38:11,055 --> 00:38:14,025
in the middle of the night?"
865
00:38:14,025 --> 00:38:15,960
[ Cat yowls ]
866
00:38:17,729 --> 00:38:20,331
Joining us are John and Sharon.
867
00:38:20,331 --> 00:38:23,001
Now, you set the food out
for the feral cats,
868
00:38:23,001 --> 00:38:24,469
but did anybody else
869
00:38:24,469 --> 00:38:27,872
beside the raccoons decide
to help themselves?
870
00:38:27,872 --> 00:38:30,508
Well, we've had raccoons
and possums out there,
871
00:38:30,508 --> 00:38:32,577
so it's gotten pretty busy.
872
00:38:32,577 --> 00:38:34,712
Five raccoons
and two possums at a time.
873
00:38:34,712 --> 00:38:36,815
The cat will come
wandering in on them.
874
00:38:36,815 --> 00:38:39,584
Boy. Wow. Wow.
Listen, listen, I'm no expert,
875
00:38:39,584 --> 00:38:41,786
but maybe if you put
a sign out that says,
876
00:38:41,786 --> 00:38:43,054
"for cats only,"
that might help.
877
00:38:43,054 --> 00:38:45,456
That might help.
I'll give it a try.
878
00:38:45,456 --> 00:38:47,559
There you go.
Good luck, guys.
879
00:38:47,559 --> 00:38:50,595
Finally, she did him a favor,
but through sheer immaturity,
880
00:38:50,595 --> 00:38:53,665
he makes her feel crazy
by posing as security.
881
00:38:53,665 --> 00:38:54,999
It's "Semi-Bitter Dog Sitter,"
882
00:38:54,999 --> 00:38:58,002
sent in by Buck Kramer
from Clio, Michigan.
883
00:38:58,002 --> 00:38:59,671
[ Cheers and applause ]
884
00:38:59,671 --> 00:39:03,975
Man: This is Alfonse
from customer service.
885
00:39:03,975 --> 00:39:06,644
We just have a face
we don't recognize.
886
00:39:06,644 --> 00:39:09,347
And is your hair
a na-- the natural color,
887
00:39:09,347 --> 00:39:11,950
or do you dye it?
888
00:39:11,950 --> 00:39:14,052
I dye it -- blond.
889
00:39:14,052 --> 00:39:16,254
Oh. Yes.
890
00:39:16,254 --> 00:39:19,591
Joining us
are Buck, Julia, and Becky.
891
00:39:19,591 --> 00:39:22,260
Now, Becky,
when the security company asked
892
00:39:22,260 --> 00:39:24,362
if you had dyed your hair,
didn't that --
893
00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:27,031
pun intended --
set off any alarms?
894
00:39:27,031 --> 00:39:30,168
I was so nervous that the
questions I was getting asked,
895
00:39:30,168 --> 00:39:33,238
I didn't realize
how illogical they were.
896
00:39:33,238 --> 00:39:35,073
I thought I was
getting in trouble.
897
00:39:35,073 --> 00:39:36,608
Yeah, they were
plenty illogical.
898
00:39:36,608 --> 00:39:39,043
Now, Buck,
this isn't the first time
899
00:39:39,043 --> 00:39:40,445
that
you've pranked the dog sitter.
900
00:39:40,445 --> 00:39:41,646
Now, are you trying to make sure
901
00:39:41,646 --> 00:39:44,849
no one will ever dog sit
with you again?
902
00:39:44,849 --> 00:39:47,685
[ Laughs ]
No. No, I was just trying
903
00:39:47,685 --> 00:39:50,989
to have some fun
with these people, that's all.
904
00:39:50,989 --> 00:39:52,590
Well, we certainly had
a good time,
905
00:39:52,590 --> 00:39:54,492
so good luck, guys.
906
00:39:54,492 --> 00:39:55,660
All right.
907
00:39:55,660 --> 00:39:56,794
Now, we're gonna find out
908
00:39:56,794 --> 00:39:58,429
who takes home the cash
in just a minute,
909
00:39:58,429 --> 00:40:00,164
but first, let's take a look
at some of the clips
910
00:40:00,164 --> 00:40:01,733
that didn't make our top three
911
00:40:01,733 --> 00:40:03,801
in tonight's
"Honorable Mention."
912
00:40:03,801 --> 00:40:05,970
♪♪
913
00:40:05,970 --> 00:40:08,339
[ Grunting ]
914
00:40:08,339 --> 00:40:11,442
Ow! Whoa!
915
00:40:11,442 --> 00:40:13,845
[ Screech! ]
916
00:40:13,845 --> 00:40:17,282
[ Crash ]
917
00:40:17,282 --> 00:40:19,450
Oh! Oh! Oh!
918
00:40:19,450 --> 00:40:22,820
Aah! Aah!
919
00:40:22,820 --> 00:40:24,489
[ Twinkle! ]
920
00:40:24,489 --> 00:40:26,925
♪♪
921
00:40:26,925 --> 00:40:29,260
[ Barks ]
922
00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:30,528
♪♪
923
00:40:30,528 --> 00:40:32,230
[ Screaming ]
924
00:40:32,230 --> 00:40:33,865
Aah!
925
00:40:33,865 --> 00:40:36,868
Aaahh!
926
00:40:36,868 --> 00:40:39,971
♪♪
927
00:40:39,971 --> 00:40:43,007
Okay. It's time to find out
tonight's prizes --
928
00:40:43,007 --> 00:40:47,812
$20,000 for first, $6,000 for
second, and $4,000 for third.
929
00:40:47,812 --> 00:40:49,914
Here we go.
Our third-place,
930
00:40:49,914 --> 00:40:52,483
$4,000 winner is...
931
00:40:52,483 --> 00:40:53,952
"Freaked-Out Food Stealer,"
932
00:40:53,952 --> 00:40:58,356
sent in by John Slashinski
from Irmo, South Carolina.
933
00:40:58,356 --> 00:40:59,857
[ Cheers and applause ]
934
00:40:59,857 --> 00:41:01,926
Thank you.
935
00:41:01,926 --> 00:41:05,029
And the winner
of the $20,000
936
00:41:05,029 --> 00:41:09,233
and tonight's
funniest home video is...
937
00:41:09,233 --> 00:41:10,501
"Truck and Trailer Fail'er,"
938
00:41:10,501 --> 00:41:12,470
sent in by
Christopher Archondous
939
00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:13,771
from McGregor, Texas.
940
00:41:13,771 --> 00:41:15,573
We have Chris and Tracy.
941
00:41:15,573 --> 00:41:18,142
Yeah!
942
00:41:18,142 --> 00:41:20,511
Congratulations. So awesome.
943
00:41:20,511 --> 00:41:22,914
Oh, my God!
Now, Chris, I don't need to
944
00:41:22,914 --> 00:41:24,615
ask what you're gonna
spend your money on.
945
00:41:24,615 --> 00:41:28,419
I saw what happened to your
truck, but -- but tell us --
946
00:41:28,419 --> 00:41:32,357
There was a -- a sentimental
value to the truck, correct?
947
00:41:32,357 --> 00:41:35,893
Well, my dad and I used to be
into business together,
948
00:41:35,893 --> 00:41:37,628
and we bought it
a long time ago,
949
00:41:37,628 --> 00:41:40,331
and he's passed away
and gave it to me.
950
00:41:40,331 --> 00:41:42,767
And so it means a lot
to me.
951
00:41:42,767 --> 00:41:44,202
Well, that is awesome.
952
00:41:44,202 --> 00:41:47,472
And I'm glad we can help you
get it back in great condition.
953
00:41:47,472 --> 00:41:49,340
Oh, thank you so much.
954
00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:50,842
Congratulations.
955
00:41:50,842 --> 00:41:55,013
You've got $20,000
and a shot at $100,000.
956
00:41:55,013 --> 00:41:56,247
Congratulations!
Oh, my gosh!
957
00:41:56,247 --> 00:41:57,448
I can't believe it!
958
00:41:57,448 --> 00:41:59,784
Ha ha!
959
00:41:59,784 --> 00:42:01,119
Well, that's our show.
960
00:42:01,119 --> 00:42:05,223
It's time for this guy
to put the "dad" in "skedaddle."
961
00:42:05,223 --> 00:42:06,424
All right,
we'll see you next time.
962
00:42:06,424 --> 00:42:07,692
But don't forget --
963
00:42:07,692 --> 00:42:09,260
If you upload a video
and it airs on the show,
964
00:42:09,260 --> 00:42:10,962
we'll send you an "AFV" T-shirt.
965
00:42:10,962 --> 00:42:12,263
So good night, everybody.
And, remember,
966
00:42:12,263 --> 00:42:15,299
send your video to me,
you might win 20 G's.
967
00:42:15,299 --> 00:42:16,434
Good night, y'all.
968
00:42:16,434 --> 00:42:18,369
[ Cheers and applause ]
969
00:42:18,369 --> 00:42:21,773
-- Captions by VITAC --
970
00:42:21,773 --> 00:42:31,082
♪♪
971
00:42:31,082 --> 00:42:40,458
♪♪
972
00:42:40,458 --> 00:42:49,767
♪♪
973
00:42:49,767 --> 00:42:59,110
♪♪