- Here's an ample sample of tonight's "AFV."
[upbeat music]
♪
- Oh, my God.
- All right, Cam. That's enough.
[cheers and applause]
- Welcome to "America's Funniest Home Videos."
And now, here he is, the host of our show,
Alfonso Ribeiro.
- Let's do it, y'all!
[cheers and applause]
Thank you, guys. Thank you! Love ya! Love ya!
Thank you. Thank you.
Hello. Good evening.
I realize that many of you are watching this show live,
which means in at least one household in America,
someone just yelled, "It's starting!"
Then a little kid ran,
terrified they might miss the first video.
Now, I'm gonna stall just long enough
for them to take their seat.
And...ah, you made it just in time.
[laughter]
- Good morning.
Driving to work.
Had a little rough start this morning.
Yeah.
This is in there really nice and [...] tight.
Real good. Mm-hmm.
We're not gonna cut that out.
Somebody's gonna have to fix it.
I said I can't be late for work,
and I'm not cutting my hair.
So looks like the curling iron's coming with.
Have a good day.
It's gonna be a great day!
[quirky music]
♪
- I've never been so bored on a phone call
that I felt the need to make stump stilts.
- Oh, wow.
I got you.
Yup.
- Happy anniversary.
[laughter]
- [speaking native language]
- Check out these ding-a-lings on the swingy thing.
- Bravo!
Oh, my God.
[laughs] Oh, my God.
[laughs]
[energetic music]
♪
- Yeah, you have to pay extra
for the handyman with the stepladder.
♪
- Don't let go. - Let it go, it's gone.
- Hold it.
Kite.
Don't let go.
- Mom said, "Don't let go."
And you know how well toddlers take direction.
- [laughs]
Run, Forrest!
[audience exclaiming]
[laughs] Bye-bye.
See ya later!
[cheers and applause]
- In a recent survey, we asked people
what their favorite segment of "AFV" was.
An overwhelming 100% responded Dog Park.
Yeah. Yeah.
OK, the only one I asked was Andy, our sound designer.
But he really, really likes dogs.
So here you go, Andy.
Get ready to boop some snoots.
We're going to the Dog Park.
[dogs barking]
- What are they doing?
Should I pull up the curtain?
Shh. Shh. Shh. Be quiet.
- She told the dog to be quiet.
She wouldn't want him
to scare them away or anything.
- Are you--what's that, Billy?
[dog barks] [glass shatters]
[screaming]
- Hello. Is this Joe's Pest Control?
Yes, we've got some pests here we need to clean up.
What kind of pests do we have?
Squirrel!
[barks]
- It's never too cold to walk the dog.
However, it can be too slippery.
- Easy.
[upbeat music]
♪
- Piper.
Piper!
You have to give me the Hawaiian rolls.
[barks] - [laughs]
- Piper.
The Hawaiian rolls are not for you.
- You better say aloha to those Hawaiian rolls,
and I mean aloha as in goodbye.
[laughter]
You see, aloha is hello and goodbye.
Just don't worry about it. Y'all be all right.
- Can I get-- can I give you one?
[barks] - [laughs]
- Piper, I'm gonna give you one.
- [laughs]
- OK?
[barks] Hey!
- [laughing]
- [grunting]
She caught an iguana!
No!
Shira, go put that down!
Why?
I--I--what do I do?
♪
- First the crime,
then the cover-up.
[cheers and applause]
- Why do people describe something easy as being
just a day at the beach?
Beaches are hard, OK?
You get sunburns, seagulls trying to steal your food,
and sand stuck in places you didn't even know you had.
So if you think you won't somehow
end up like these people, good for you.
To beach his own.
[Almost Monday's "Sun Keeps on Shining"]
- ♪ Yeah, I hopped up on my bike ♪
♪ For a cruise around the town ♪
♪ When I saw a cute couple
♪ They were sitting, making out ♪
♪ My girlfriend has that jacket ♪
♪ So I stopped and turned around like ♪
[screams] ♪ I'm sad now
♪ But the sun keeps on shining ♪
♪ And the car keeps on driving ♪
♪ You can sit at home or you can take a ride ♪
♪ You can get a tan or stay inside ♪
♪ But the sun keeps on shining ♪
- [screams]
- ♪ Now I'm down on all my luck ♪
♪ So I scraped up all my change ♪
♪ Bought myself a ticket and I jumped up on a plane ♪
♪ Landed in Hawaii, but my luggage never came ♪
♪ Oh, no, a heatwave
♪ But the sun keeps on shining ♪
♪ And the car keeps on driving ♪
♪ I'm looking for a lemon but they gave me a lime ♪
♪ The days are getting harder, but I'm still alive ♪
♪ And the sun keeps on shining ♪
♪
[both scream]
- [laughs]
[cheers and applause]
- Do you have a funny video worth $20,000?
What are you waiting for?
Upload it to AFV.com.
- ♪ You can stay at home or you can take a ride ♪
♪ You can get a tan or stay inside ♪
♪ But the sun keeps on
[upbeat music]
[cheers and applause]
- Ever get asked to review a product you bought online?
Yeah, how about I bought your product,
and that's where our relationship ends?
Mm-hmm.
Likewise, if we air your video,
we won't ask for your feedback.
I mean, what am I gonna do with feedback anyway, right?
I can't do a 60-minute show about feedback.
Shoot. I mean--
- The rain is hopefully melting this.
- [groans] - You can hear him.
Here he comes.
- He's already having trouble with that suitcase,
and he hasn't even gotten to the hill.
- [groans] Ow!
Oh.
Ow.
- OK, Gia.
What did you just ask me?
After I pick up Gregory, can I what?
- Could you drop me off
at Daddy and Uncle JJ?
- And why do you want me to drop you off
with Daddy and Uncle JJ?
- 'Cause I love them.
- Does it have anything to do with the fact
that Uncle JJ says that he has sprinkle donuts for you?
- Because I love them.
- Is it love or is it donuts?
- I love donuts.
- [laughs]
[engine revving]
- He's annoying the neighbors with his noisy hedge trimmer.
[bird cawing]
And technically, birds are his neighbor.
He's trying to go over the sensor but under the door.
- Oh!
Oh!
[laughter]
- Are you cold?
[teeth chattering]
[laughs]
Are you freezing?
[teeth chattering]
[laughs] What's wrong?
[sweeping music]
♪
- Some animals are so majestic...
And then there's Bert.
[music winds down]
- Pfft.
all: ♪ Happy birthday to you
♪ Happy birthday to you
♪ Happy birthday
[laughter]
[cheers and applause]
- This next segment is called A Boatload of Boneheads.
It features more boneheads than you can shake a stick at--
not that you want to be shaking sticks at boneheads.
They're very easily confused.
- Let's do it. We're ready.
- All right.
This is how we start the new year off.
- New year, same old Mike.
[laughter]
He's the one who cut those logs.
You'd think he'd know they're there.
[midtempo bluegrass music]
♪
The funny thing about U-Haul--
it rhymes with "you fall."
- You OK? - Yeah.
- She could put both feet on that ladder.
[engine revs]
- [laughs]
- When they said he needed to work on his driving,
this is not what they meant.
- Come on!
- You know you're bad at golf
when your golf cart wants to find a new foursome.
- [laughs]
- He's good with woods--
driving into them, not hitting them.
Looks like the golf cart's playing through--
the forest.
[applause]
This next video takes a little setting up.
So Grandma wanted to get her grandchildren Christmas gifts
but had no idea what to get them.
So she gave her daughter money
and told her to pick something up for her to give to the kids.
But instead of shopping,
her daughter took items from Grandma's house,
wrapped them up, and gave them out as gifts.
Everybody was in on it except Grandma.
Hilarity ensues.
- Girl, you got-- you got some expensive stuff.
- Mm. Some earrings.
- They're nickels, Kelsey.
- Ooh, I need those! - Whoa! Those are cool.
- What that-- what that is, nickels?
- White earrings and a bracelet.
- You go, girl.
- Oh.
Oh.
- That look like a wallet I got at my house.
- It's a Michael-- it's a Michael Kors.
- Is it Michael Kors?
- I got one just like that at my house.
- Really? - You took it?
- [laughs] Why would I take your stuff?
- I got it, Kelsey. Remember I showed you?
- That was before-- I mean--
- [gasps] How nice.
Aww, this is-- - That's at my house too!
[laughter]
- Oh, what's this?
- Oh. [laughs]
I got something like that at my house too.
[chatter]
- And a napkin.
- Oh, my napkin! [laughter]
There it is!
Uh-uh. You knew they took my napkin?
[laughter]
Uh-uh.
- I thought you said you bought our gifts.
- You took that from my house?
- You gave me all that money, so I went to Mom's and took it.
[laughter]
- That's--that's my wallet?
[laughter]
- Oh, look what I got!
[laughter]
[chatter] - Vincent! Vincent!
[laughter]
[cheers and applause]
[upbeat music]
[cheers and applause]
- Having kids will force you to do things
that might be new to you--
spin art, deep-fried mac and cheese,
listening to the Wiggles six hours straight.
There's one other thing
that having kids will force you to do--
keep from completely losing your cool
when a lesser person would blow their top,
because sometimes kids can really try our patience.
- Oh, my God.
Elijah.
How did you even get in there, Elijah?
- What are you worried about, Mom?
He's wearing a swim diaper.
- [laughs] Is you stuck?
- Here it comes.
- Dad tosses pancakes.
His daughter tosses something else.
[plate shatters]
- Maddie, don't step. Don't step. Don't step.
- I cannot do it any faster.
[laughter]
- Johnny, Johnny. - Yeah, papa?
- Eating Skittles?
- Mm-mm.
- Telling lies?
- Not telling lies.
- Open your mouth.
- He should try sneaking quieter candy.
[Skittles clattering]
- What do you got?
[Skittles clattering]
- Sorry, Mama.
- The babysitter knows she's getting fired
in three, two, one.
[glass shattering]
- [laughs]
- It's gonna take more than that
to make Grandma stop drinking that soda.
- Where did you get those from?
- We got them from out in the kids' grass,
and I love them.
- You love them?
- Yeah. - They're like a bouquet.
- Oh.
[applause]
all: Hey, Alfonso!
- Hey, Alfonso!
- We want to see more snow fail videos.
[laughter]
- OK, Chace, Trent, and Bryce. You want snow fails?
Well, that's something I'd never flake on.
I'll see myself out.
Hey, it's Tipsy the Snowman.
- [crying]
- OK. When you're ready, go.
Push.
[whimsical music]
♪
Keep going. Oh, no, no, no. Get on it.
- It's funny that the thing
that keeps her from sledding...
- [laughs]
- Is the sled.
- [laughing]
[barks] - Beckett, no.
They're not for you.
The carrots are not for you.
[barks] No.
[barking] Go play. Go play.
- Come here. - Go play.
- Beckett, look. Snowball.
Beckett.
- [laughs]
- Hmm.
Guess he likes frozen vegetables.
- No. - No.
- Beckett. - No!
- No.
Beckett, I--[laughs]
He ate the nose.
That's not nice. [laughs]
- If you're going to do this, it's better to do it
while there's snow on the ground.
- You gotta jump out.
[laughing]
- Come on! - After this snowstorm,
this Westie is gonna want to move down south.
- Come on.
[laughter]
- When it comes to tubing, he remembered everything
but the one thing he needed.
- [laughs]
- Snow-ho-ho!
[all scream] - [laughs]
- What the heck?
- No, not again.
[applause]
- You hear about the stock market
and the housing market.
But what about the red hot prank market?
Yes, for exactly $0,
you can send us a funny practical joke video
that could win you $20,000.
That's a return of, um... minus 5,
carry the 2--infinity percent.
[laughs] Yep.
Pranks are a bull market, and that's no bull.
- Mom.
- Yeah? - I got my hand stuck in a jar.
I was washing it and my hand stuck in there.
- Oh, my goodness, Linda.
- Do you think you can help me get it out?
Maybe I should put some soap in it?
- Put oil in it. - Soap?
Here. Grab the-- - Oil. Put oil in it.
- Can you grab the soap?
Here, help me. Here.
Grab the--grab the soap.
- I'm saying put oil in it.
- OK.
No, maybe not.
Maybe--you know what?
Let's just grab the--wait.
Grab the knife.
Here. Here. - You got it out?
- Grandma falls for the old
"pretend your hand is stuck in a glass" bit,
but only once.
- Why'd you get it--
why did you put it back in there?
You got it out. [laughter]
Why did you put it back in there?
- [laughs]
- Hey, they got Dad on tape.
- [laughs]
- He did it!
- I didn't see it!
- What are you doing?
- I'm looking for a leak.
- He's on the lookout for a leaky pipe.
He should be on the lookout for a pranky parent.
- You might want to get closer to see where it's leaking.
- Open.
- Let me try.
Open!
[laughs]
Close.
♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na
- How are you doing this and I can't?
- Go ahead.
- Open.
- Open!
Look. - What?
- It's an automatic drawer.
Watch this. Close.
You try, Aunt Colleen.
- How is that possible?
- Is Thomas under there doing that?
- Nope. - [laughs]
- Open.
Open. - Open!
See? Close.
- How come I can't do it?
- It's--it's programmed for me.
Open!
Close, man!
- All right. What's the trick?
[laughter]
- See? Thomas was under there.
[cheers and applause]
- Sometimes I see things that are so crazy,
it makes me question my own sanity,
which is better than having other people
questioning my sanity,
but that's a whole nother thing.
Maybe good decisions have gone out of style,
or maybe I'm nuts.
Maybe I'm nuts, but I think
Blake is more of a soft shell taco kind of gal.
[laughter]
- That didn't last long.
- Call me cuckoo,
but if you lock yourself out of the house,
maybe your first move should be knocking.
- Oh, my God, Brian.
What are we gonna do? [laughter]
- I tell you, not too much. You know?
- Uh-oh.
- Describe me as daft, but perhaps
don't visit a petting zoo during cold and flu season.
[snorting]
- What you doing?
You want a treat? Ooh, don't blow on me.
Oh, my God!
[gasps] Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I gotta go. Oh, my God.
- [laughs]
Not to be that guy, but maybe you should ease
into the advanced treadmill settings.
[laughter]
- This has been Maybe I'm Nuts.
[cheers and applause]
[upbeat music]
[cheers and applause]
- A long time ago, people would describe something great
as being the cat's meow.
Others would say the cat's pajamas.
My guess is that one day, these two groups got together
and decided that both expressions were stupid,
and that simply taking cat videos
was a much better use of time.
[chuckles]
[upbeat music]
♪
That's a mole coming out of the hole
to steal the food that's in his bowl.
- Unreal.
- Not many cats make your insurance rates go up.
- [laughs]
- What are you sniffing there, Big Daddy?
- Keep in mind, cats have a much better sense of smell
than we do.
[laughter]
- Ooh!
[meowing]
- What is this, the clown car of watering cans?
[meowing]
- [laughing]
[meowing]
- He said, "I love you," perfect.
I love you. Ah!
[screaming] - [laughing]
- Uh, yup.
[clears throat]
I can't even go to the bathroom
without having this on top of me,
or...this.
What is going on here?
[laughter, applause]
- According to a recent survey, one out of three Americans
think that chocolate milk comes from brown cows.
I wish I was making that up.
Chocolate milk is regular milk with chocolate mixed into it
for the one-third of you who said, "Wait, what?"
Yeah.
Now, watch these clips with no chocolate,
no milk, and no brown cow.
- Oh, boy. Come on!
- He's teasing that pelican.
But little does he know, they work as a team.
[laughter]
- Is there really? - Yeah!
- What? - Come look!
- What do you mean?
They left a surfboard for us?
- Yeah! - Where?
Oh. That's not a surfboard.
- What is it?
- It's an ironing board.
- It's a ironing board? - Yeah.
[laughs]
- If you're gonna get scared of a wasp,
I hope it's not while you're on an important work call.
- [screaming]
[energetic music]
♪
[barking]
- Pugs--not known for their bravery.
[laughter]
Middle-aged men--
not known for their grace.
- Oh!
- [laughs]
- What if I farted in here? - Oh, my Lord.
I'd hit that help button
faster than it could finish coming out of your cheeks.
- 'Cause I really need to fart. - You better not.
- [laughs] - You better squeeze it.
- [farts] - Gabby!
- [laughs]
- What the blessed is wrong with you?
- [laughing]
- This--[gags]
- [laughing]
- What did I literally just say?
- [laughing]
- Oh, my God!
[applause]
- One can say that uncoordinated people
on our show have raised clumsiness to an art form.
One might even call it poetry.
Don't believe me? [chuckles]
Have I got a tale to tell.
It's story time, and I have some doozies for you.
It's Dunce Upon a Time.
[whimsical music]
Here's a bit of driving that's clearly absurd.
They're not on the driveway, so they go off the curb.
Just keep watching and soon you will see,
they step on the gas
and take out the tree.
♪
[quirky music]
Here's a new sport that will have you rolling.
These moms get together and play human bowling.
When you see a praying mantis, don't try to make friends.
He might get annoyed and jump at your lens.
- [screams] Crud.
Jumped right at me.
- Catching your tail is a game with no winning.
But I know someone who wants in on the spinning.
[baby laughing]
When it comes to chips, Grandma's quite daring.
Because she knows this kitty is not into sharing.
- Shu, Grandma's a little bit hungry.
Can I have a taco chip?
- He has perfect manners.
He says thank you and please.
It's too bad he dozes off while eating grilled cheese.
[laughter]
This has been Dunce Upon a Time.
The end.
[cheers and applause]
They say home is where the heart is.
If this next montage is to be believed,
home is also where the klutzes are.
Am I right?
[upbeat music]
♪
- Ah!
♪
- [screams]
♪
- Ah!
- [screams]
♪
[applause]
- Got a funny video?
Upload it to AFV.com.
[cheers and applause]
- Walking-- it's great exercise.
It gets you from A to B.
You can do it with a friend or with a dog.
But until security cameras started popping up everywhere,
I had no idea how bad at it some of you were.
Like, seriously, people, it's just walking.
[quirky music]
♪
Yet another reason to declutter your garage.
- [screams]
Oh.
Oh, boy.
- And keep in mind, this is pre-chardonnay.
[laughter]
- Are you OK?
- In his defense, that pool's only been there for 12 years.
♪
If you have trouble walking, just grab on
to the sturdiest thing around.
You're not gonna fix it. Just run.
[glass shattering]
[applause]
[energetic banjo music]
♪
- [screaming] - [laughs]
♪
- Nala. Nala!
- [screaming]
♪
[yelling] [laughter]
- Wait. Come here!
[yelling]
[laughter]
- Yes! A new record!
[cheers and applause]
- Ever look up and see shapes in the clouds?
Most people see a football or maybe a car.
But I see a grandpa falling through a trampoline,
a kid breaking a stained glass window,
or me handing out a $20,000 check to a family
from Baltimore whose cat dropped
a hamburger into a toilet.
Yeah.
I've got quite an imagination,
and a lot of clouds where I live.
A whole lot.
[chill music]
[register beeping]
[indistinct chatter]
It's almost as if the supermarkets put
the candy there for a reason.
- All right, Cam. That's enough.
[beeping]
- Not every guy wants help with their chores.
- [screams]
- Do you know what a ghillie suit is?
You're about to find out.
- [screaming] - [laughing]
Oh, my God!
- [screams] - Oh, my God.
This is so scary!
- Get the ball!
- Some guys with the ball talk trash.
Some turn their ball into trash.
[ball pops]
- Oh, my God!
[upbeat music]
♪
- Nothing like relaxing in the backyard.
And this is nothing like relaxing.
- Ah!
[cheers and applause]
- I have a lot in common with the Easter Bunny.
We both work Sundays.
We both travel the world.
And we both like making people happy,
which is why Easter videos are tonight's Assignment America.
Need some examples? Here you go.
And unlike the Easter eggs,
you don't have to hunt for them.
- Oh, my goodness!
- [growling]
- [screaming]
[laughter]
- [crying]
- What in the world?
- Who is that? - Hi, Easter Bunny.
- What is this? - [crying]
- There's Jack. - It's a bunny.
- It's just a bunny. [laughs]
- Oh, don't do that.
[laughter]
- Aww, they're protecting us. - Aw.
- Remember, you can't see your clip on our show
if you don't send it in.
Now, make like the Easter Bunny and hop to it.
Jess, tell them more.
- We want to see you
coloring eggs, looking for eggs,
and every other kind of bunny-approved fun.
So get off your keester and send us your videos of Easter.
Your hilarious Easter-themed clip might just win you
$20,000 or even $100,000.
Just upload the video to AFV.com.
For full contest rules, log on to AFV.com.
Because if you put Easter videos in our basket,
we just might put a bunch of cash in yours.
[applause]
- The show's been real fun, a laugh fest you might call it.
Now it's time for the winners to put cash in their wallet.
So let's meet our finalists.
First up, a woman with a video she just had to share
because she just had a curling iron
stuck in her hair.
It's Curling Iron Commute,
sent in by Kristen Lanzarotta from Lutz, Florida.
- Good morning.
Driving to work.
Had a little rough start this morning.
We're not gonna cut that out.
Somebody's gonna have to fix it.
I said I can't be late for work,
and I'm not cutting my hair.
So it looks like the curling iron's coming with.
- Joining us are Kristen and her mom, Joyce.
Now, Kristen, uh, you still have
that curling iron in your hair.
Uh, why?
- I still can't cut it out.
I can't get it out and I won't cut it.
[laughs] - OK. So listen.
Not only did you drive to work like that,
but you stopped at a gas station.
Didn't you think, "Even though I'm on empty,
maybe today's the day to see if I can get there on fumes?"
- It would have been worse if I'd have hitchhiked
without any gas to get to work
with the curling iron in my hair.
So I figured I'd stop and fill up.
- You know what? I could see that.
That makes a lot of sense.
Well, you know what?
If you win, you can buy a better curling iron
and all the gas you need.
OK? - Yes.
- There you go. - Thank you so much.
- All right. Good luck, guys.
[laughs]
Next up, we have a dog
who's quite a naughty hound, who escaped
and then turned the camera around.
It's Canine Camera Caper, sent in by Kelly Moseley
from New Port Richey, Florida.
First the crime,
then the cover-up.
Joining us are Kelly, her son Bryce, and their dog, Zayne.
Now, Kelly, that was a pretty adorable escape
Zayne was able to pull off.
Now, can you briefly tell us, why did you set that camera up
in the first place?
- Sure.
So every day I would come home,
he would be outside of the gate.
I couldn't figure it out.
I called him my little Houdini.
So I decided to pull the camera off the back porch
and catch him in action.
And, apparently, he didn't like that.
- [laughs] Well, that's a real smart dog.
And despite that, he seems like a pretty good boy.
And if he wins, he's gonna be a pretty rich boy.
- Yes. - All right.
Good luck, guys.
Finally, a grandma confused by the gifts being given,
'cause it's all her stuff that came from the house
where she's living.
It's Gifting Granny's Goods,
sent in by Paige Williams from LaPlace, Louisiana.
- Oh.
- That look like a wallet I got at my house.
- It's a Michael-- it's a Michael Kors.
- Is it? Michael Kors?
- I got one just like that at my house.
[laughter] That's my wallet?
[laughter]
- Oh, look what I got.
- [screams] [laughter]
- Joining us are the star, Carol,
and her daughter, Chantelle.
Now, Carol, were you suspicious
right from the start
or did part of you think
your family somehow found a store that sells items
exactly like the things in your house?
- I figured they came from a garage sale or a thrift shop.
- OK, so you didn't think it came from your house, though.
- No, until it got to the wallet.
- The wallet. The wallet.
Yeah, that made a lot of sense. Now, one thing's for sure.
Your video is the gift that keeps on giving.
So good luck, guys. - Thank you.
- All right. All right. All right. All right.
We're gonna find out who takes home
the cash in just a minute.
But first, let's take a look at some
of the clips that didn't make our top three
in tonight's Honorable Mention.
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- [screaming]
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[engines revving]
[brakes squealing]
[cars crashing]
- Whoa!
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- Whoa!
[screams]
[applause]
- OK, it's time to hand out tonight's prizes--
20,000 for first,
6,000 for second, and 4,000 for third.
Here we go.
Our third place, $4,000 winner, is...
Curling Iron Commute,
sent in by Kristen Lanzarotta from Lutz, Florida.
[both cheering]
[laughs]
Love the popper.
Thank you, guys.
And the winner of the $20,000
and tonight's Funniest Home Video is
Gifting Granny's Goods, sent in by Paige Williams
from LaPlace, Louisiana.
We have Carol and Chantelle.
All right. Congratulations.
Carol, you turned that prank into money in the bank.
Now, after your big win, do you think you'll do
another gift exchange next Christmas,
or will everyone be expecting you to provide all the gifts?
- Probably me to provide all of gifts.
Thank you. - Absolutely.
Now, whatever you decide with that family,
I know it'll be another Christmas to remember.
Congratulations, guys.
You've got $20,000 and a shot at $100,000.
- Whoo!
[cheers and applause]
Well, that's our show.
I was just about to tell you the secret to eternal life,
but we're out of time. Eh.
We'll see you next time, but don't forget,
if you upload a video and it airs on the show,
we'll send you an "AFV" T-shirt.
So good night, everybody, and remember,
send your video to me.
You might win 20 Gs.
Good night, y'all.
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