1 00:00:01,869 --> 00:00:05,072 - Here's an ample sample of tonight's "AFV." 2 00:00:05,072 --> 00:00:08,075 [upbeat music] 3 00:00:08,075 --> 00:00:11,879 ♪ 4 00:00:11,879 --> 00:00:15,048 - Oh, my God. 5 00:00:19,086 --> 00:00:20,921 - All right, Cam. That's enough. 6 00:00:25,158 --> 00:00:27,528 [cheers and applause] 7 00:00:27,528 --> 00:00:31,465 - Welcome to "America's Funniest Home Videos." 8 00:00:31,465 --> 00:00:34,935 And now, here he is, the host of our show, 9 00:00:34,935 --> 00:00:39,940 Alfonso Ribeiro. 10 00:00:39,940 --> 00:00:41,575 - Let's do it, y'all! 11 00:00:41,575 --> 00:00:45,178 [cheers and applause] 12 00:00:45,178 --> 00:00:47,114 Thank you, guys. Thank you! Love ya! Love ya! 13 00:00:47,114 --> 00:00:49,783 Thank you. Thank you. 14 00:00:49,783 --> 00:00:51,385 Hello. Good evening. 15 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:54,521 I realize that many of you are watching this show live, 16 00:00:54,521 --> 00:00:57,090 which means in at least one household in America, 17 00:00:57,090 --> 00:01:00,160 someone just yelled, "It's starting!" 18 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:01,328 Then a little kid ran, 19 00:01:01,328 --> 00:01:03,430 terrified they might miss the first video. 20 00:01:03,430 --> 00:01:04,998 Now, I'm gonna stall just long enough 21 00:01:04,998 --> 00:01:06,233 for them to take their seat. 22 00:01:06,233 --> 00:01:09,803 And...ah, you made it just in time. 23 00:01:09,803 --> 00:01:10,837 [laughter] 24 00:01:10,837 --> 00:01:11,872 - Good morning. 25 00:01:11,872 --> 00:01:13,507 Driving to work. 26 00:01:13,507 --> 00:01:16,310 Had a little rough start this morning. 27 00:01:16,310 --> 00:01:17,511 Yeah. 28 00:01:17,511 --> 00:01:21,248 This is in there really nice and [...] tight. 29 00:01:21,248 --> 00:01:24,484 Real good. Mm-hmm. 30 00:01:25,786 --> 00:01:27,421 We're not gonna cut that out. 31 00:01:27,421 --> 00:01:29,289 Somebody's gonna have to fix it. 32 00:01:29,289 --> 00:01:31,758 I said I can't be late for work, 33 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:33,860 and I'm not cutting my hair. 34 00:01:33,860 --> 00:01:36,930 So looks like the curling iron's coming with. 35 00:01:38,231 --> 00:01:39,666 Have a good day. 36 00:01:39,666 --> 00:01:42,269 It's gonna be a great day! 37 00:01:42,269 --> 00:01:45,272 [quirky music] 38 00:01:45,272 --> 00:01:47,574 ♪ 39 00:01:47,574 --> 00:01:49,977 - I've never been so bored on a phone call 40 00:01:49,977 --> 00:01:53,580 that I felt the need to make stump stilts. 41 00:01:53,580 --> 00:01:57,117 - Oh, wow. 42 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:58,452 I got you. 43 00:02:02,389 --> 00:02:04,291 Yup. 44 00:02:04,291 --> 00:02:05,692 - Happy anniversary. 45 00:02:13,266 --> 00:02:15,869 [laughter] 46 00:02:15,869 --> 00:02:17,371 - [speaking native language] 47 00:02:17,371 --> 00:02:20,841 - Check out these ding-a-lings on the swingy thing. 48 00:02:20,841 --> 00:02:23,644 - Bravo! 49 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:24,878 Oh, my God. 50 00:02:24,878 --> 00:02:28,415 [laughs] Oh, my God. 51 00:02:28,415 --> 00:02:30,817 [laughs] 52 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:33,854 [energetic music] 53 00:02:33,854 --> 00:02:38,392 ♪ 54 00:02:38,392 --> 00:02:40,761 - Yeah, you have to pay extra 55 00:02:40,761 --> 00:02:43,230 for the handyman with the stepladder. 56 00:02:43,230 --> 00:02:49,670 ♪ 57 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:51,872 - Don't let go. - Let it go, it's gone. 58 00:02:51,872 --> 00:02:55,275 - Hold it. 59 00:02:55,275 --> 00:02:56,276 Kite. 60 00:02:56,276 --> 00:02:58,011 Don't let go. 61 00:02:58,011 --> 00:02:59,946 - Mom said, "Don't let go." 62 00:02:59,946 --> 00:03:02,883 And you know how well toddlers take direction. 63 00:03:05,285 --> 00:03:09,423 - [laughs] 64 00:03:09,423 --> 00:03:11,758 Run, Forrest! 65 00:03:14,227 --> 00:03:15,729 [audience exclaiming] 66 00:03:15,729 --> 00:03:18,632 [laughs] Bye-bye. 67 00:03:18,632 --> 00:03:20,467 See ya later! 68 00:03:20,467 --> 00:03:23,470 [cheers and applause] 69 00:03:24,938 --> 00:03:26,907 - In a recent survey, we asked people 70 00:03:26,907 --> 00:03:29,042 what their favorite segment of "AFV" was. 71 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:32,546 An overwhelming 100% responded Dog Park. 72 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:34,281 Yeah. Yeah. 73 00:03:34,281 --> 00:03:37,184 OK, the only one I asked was Andy, our sound designer. 74 00:03:37,184 --> 00:03:38,618 But he really, really likes dogs. 75 00:03:38,618 --> 00:03:41,421 So here you go, Andy. 76 00:03:41,421 --> 00:03:43,657 Get ready to boop some snoots. 77 00:03:43,657 --> 00:03:45,158 We're going to the Dog Park. 78 00:03:45,158 --> 00:03:49,096 [dogs barking] 79 00:03:49,096 --> 00:03:50,197 - What are they doing? 80 00:03:50,197 --> 00:03:51,798 Should I pull up the curtain? 81 00:03:51,798 --> 00:03:53,900 Shh. Shh. Shh. Be quiet. 82 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:55,902 - She told the dog to be quiet. 83 00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:57,070 She wouldn't want him 84 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:58,972 to scare them away or anything. 85 00:04:03,777 --> 00:04:06,379 - Are you--what's that, Billy? 86 00:04:06,379 --> 00:04:07,614 [dog barks] [glass shatters] 87 00:04:07,614 --> 00:04:09,750 [screaming] 88 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:12,853 - Hello. Is this Joe's Pest Control? 89 00:04:12,853 --> 00:04:16,423 Yes, we've got some pests here we need to clean up. 90 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:18,692 What kind of pests do we have? 91 00:04:18,692 --> 00:04:20,293 Squirrel! 92 00:04:20,293 --> 00:04:22,796 [barks] 93 00:04:22,796 --> 00:04:25,065 - It's never too cold to walk the dog. 94 00:04:25,065 --> 00:04:27,634 However, it can be too slippery. 95 00:04:27,634 --> 00:04:28,869 - Easy. 96 00:04:28,869 --> 00:04:31,872 [upbeat music] 97 00:04:31,872 --> 00:04:36,543 ♪ 98 00:04:36,543 --> 00:04:37,544 - Piper. 99 00:04:37,544 --> 00:04:39,613 Piper! 100 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:41,014 You have to give me the Hawaiian rolls. 101 00:04:41,014 --> 00:04:42,549 [barks] - [laughs] 102 00:04:42,549 --> 00:04:44,351 - Piper. 103 00:04:44,351 --> 00:04:47,087 The Hawaiian rolls are not for you. 104 00:04:47,087 --> 00:04:49,923 - You better say aloha to those Hawaiian rolls, 105 00:04:49,923 --> 00:04:52,559 and I mean aloha as in goodbye. 106 00:04:52,559 --> 00:04:56,129 [laughter] 107 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:58,565 You see, aloha is hello and goodbye. 108 00:04:58,565 --> 00:05:00,333 Just don't worry about it. Y'all be all right. 109 00:05:00,333 --> 00:05:01,868 - Can I get-- can I give you one? 110 00:05:01,868 --> 00:05:04,538 [barks] - [laughs] 111 00:05:04,538 --> 00:05:06,640 - Piper, I'm gonna give you one. 112 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,341 - [laughs] 113 00:05:08,341 --> 00:05:09,709 - OK? 114 00:05:09,709 --> 00:05:11,812 [barks] Hey! 115 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:15,382 - [laughing] 116 00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:20,287 - [grunting] 117 00:05:20,287 --> 00:05:22,422 She caught an iguana! 118 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:26,059 No! 119 00:05:26,059 --> 00:05:27,694 No! 120 00:05:29,563 --> 00:05:33,300 Shira, go put that down! 121 00:05:33,300 --> 00:05:37,103 Why? 122 00:05:37,103 --> 00:05:40,707 I--I--what do I do? 123 00:05:40,707 --> 00:05:46,246 ♪ 124 00:05:46,246 --> 00:05:48,982 - First the crime, 125 00:05:48,982 --> 00:05:50,817 then the cover-up. 126 00:05:53,053 --> 00:05:56,089 [cheers and applause] 127 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:03,630 - Why do people describe something easy as being 128 00:06:03,630 --> 00:06:04,831 just a day at the beach? 129 00:06:04,831 --> 00:06:06,833 Beaches are hard, OK? 130 00:06:06,833 --> 00:06:09,803 You get sunburns, seagulls trying to steal your food, 131 00:06:09,803 --> 00:06:12,739 and sand stuck in places you didn't even know you had. 132 00:06:12,739 --> 00:06:15,008 So if you think you won't somehow 133 00:06:15,008 --> 00:06:16,843 end up like these people, good for you. 134 00:06:16,843 --> 00:06:18,044 To beach his own. 135 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:19,746 [Almost Monday's "Sun Keeps on Shining"] 136 00:06:19,746 --> 00:06:21,147 - ♪ Yeah, I hopped up on my bike ♪ 137 00:06:21,147 --> 00:06:22,649 ♪ For a cruise around the town ♪ 138 00:06:22,649 --> 00:06:24,017 ♪ When I saw a cute couple 139 00:06:24,017 --> 00:06:25,385 ♪ They were sitting, making out ♪ 140 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:26,753 ♪ My girlfriend has that jacket ♪ 141 00:06:26,753 --> 00:06:28,321 ♪ So I stopped and turned around like ♪ 142 00:06:28,321 --> 00:06:30,590 [screams] ♪ I'm sad now 143 00:06:30,590 --> 00:06:35,829 ♪ But the sun keeps on shining ♪ 144 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:41,835 ♪ And the car keeps on driving ♪ 145 00:06:41,835 --> 00:06:44,571 ♪ You can sit at home or you can take a ride ♪ 146 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:47,207 ♪ You can get a tan or stay inside ♪ 147 00:06:47,207 --> 00:06:51,411 ♪ But the sun keeps on shining ♪ 148 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:52,612 - [screams] 149 00:06:52,612 --> 00:06:53,980 - ♪ Now I'm down on all my luck ♪ 150 00:06:53,980 --> 00:06:55,782 ♪ So I scraped up all my change ♪ 151 00:06:55,782 --> 00:06:58,518 ♪ Bought myself a ticket and I jumped up on a plane ♪ 152 00:06:58,518 --> 00:07:01,087 ♪ Landed in Hawaii, but my luggage never came ♪ 153 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:03,456 ♪ Oh, no, a heatwave 154 00:07:03,456 --> 00:07:08,695 ♪ But the sun keeps on shining ♪ 155 00:07:08,695 --> 00:07:14,501 ♪ And the car keeps on driving ♪ 156 00:07:14,501 --> 00:07:17,270 ♪ I'm looking for a lemon but they gave me a lime ♪ 157 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:19,873 ♪ The days are getting harder, but I'm still alive ♪ 158 00:07:19,873 --> 00:07:25,045 ♪ And the sun keeps on shining ♪ 159 00:07:25,045 --> 00:07:29,449 ♪ 160 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:31,418 [both scream] 161 00:07:33,420 --> 00:07:34,654 - [laughs] 162 00:07:36,923 --> 00:07:40,727 [cheers and applause] 163 00:07:40,727 --> 00:07:43,596 - Do you have a funny video worth $20,000? 164 00:07:43,596 --> 00:07:44,898 What are you waiting for? 165 00:07:44,898 --> 00:07:48,268 Upload it to AFV.com. 166 00:07:48,268 --> 00:07:51,137 - ♪ You can stay at home or you can take a ride ♪ 167 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:53,606 ♪ You can get a tan or stay inside ♪ 168 00:07:53,606 --> 00:07:56,242 ♪ But the sun keeps on 169 00:07:57,777 --> 00:07:59,946 [upbeat music] 170 00:07:59,946 --> 00:08:01,681 [cheers and applause] 171 00:08:01,681 --> 00:08:04,851 - Ever get asked to review a product you bought online? 172 00:08:04,851 --> 00:08:06,987 Yeah, how about I bought your product, 173 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:08,722 and that's where our relationship ends? 174 00:08:08,722 --> 00:08:09,856 Mm-hmm. 175 00:08:09,856 --> 00:08:11,725 Likewise, if we air your video, 176 00:08:11,725 --> 00:08:13,393 we won't ask for your feedback. 177 00:08:13,393 --> 00:08:15,228 I mean, what am I gonna do with feedback anyway, right? 178 00:08:15,228 --> 00:08:17,263 I can't do a 60-minute show about feedback. 179 00:08:17,263 --> 00:08:19,299 Shoot. I mean-- 180 00:08:19,299 --> 00:08:21,034 - The rain is hopefully melting this. 181 00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:22,635 - [groans] - You can hear him. 182 00:08:22,635 --> 00:08:24,137 Here he comes. 183 00:08:24,137 --> 00:08:26,006 - He's already having trouble with that suitcase, 184 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:29,075 and he hasn't even gotten to the hill. 185 00:08:29,075 --> 00:08:31,778 - [groans] Ow! 186 00:08:31,778 --> 00:08:33,046 Oh. 187 00:08:33,046 --> 00:08:34,681 Ow. 188 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:35,849 - OK, Gia. 189 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:37,751 What did you just ask me? 190 00:08:37,751 --> 00:08:40,987 After I pick up Gregory, can I what? 191 00:08:40,987 --> 00:08:46,659 - Could you drop me off 192 00:08:46,659 --> 00:08:51,965 at Daddy and Uncle JJ? 193 00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:53,867 - And why do you want me to drop you off 194 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:54,968 with Daddy and Uncle JJ? 195 00:08:54,968 --> 00:08:56,803 - 'Cause I love them. 196 00:08:56,803 --> 00:08:58,705 - Does it have anything to do with the fact 197 00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:03,443 that Uncle JJ says that he has sprinkle donuts for you? 198 00:09:03,443 --> 00:09:04,811 - Because I love them. 199 00:09:04,811 --> 00:09:07,447 - Is it love or is it donuts? 200 00:09:07,447 --> 00:09:08,982 - I love donuts. 201 00:09:08,982 --> 00:09:10,383 - [laughs] 202 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:14,220 [engine revving] 203 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:17,390 - He's annoying the neighbors with his noisy hedge trimmer. 204 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:19,959 [bird cawing] 205 00:09:19,959 --> 00:09:22,529 And technically, birds are his neighbor. 206 00:09:24,197 --> 00:09:27,500 He's trying to go over the sensor but under the door. 207 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:28,701 - Oh! 208 00:09:30,470 --> 00:09:31,671 Oh! 209 00:09:31,671 --> 00:09:34,207 [laughter] 210 00:09:34,207 --> 00:09:35,842 - Are you cold? 211 00:09:35,842 --> 00:09:37,544 [teeth chattering] 212 00:09:37,544 --> 00:09:38,945 [laughs] 213 00:09:38,945 --> 00:09:40,246 Are you freezing? 214 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:41,614 [teeth chattering] 215 00:09:41,614 --> 00:09:45,085 [laughs] What's wrong? 216 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:48,088 [sweeping music] 217 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:49,989 ♪ 218 00:09:49,989 --> 00:09:52,826 - Some animals are so majestic... 219 00:09:54,994 --> 00:09:57,130 And then there's Bert. 220 00:09:57,130 --> 00:09:58,631 [music winds down] 221 00:09:58,631 --> 00:10:01,835 - Pfft. 222 00:10:01,835 --> 00:10:06,639 all: ♪ Happy birthday to you 223 00:10:06,639 --> 00:10:10,910 ♪ Happy birthday to you 224 00:10:10,910 --> 00:10:12,479 ♪ Happy birthday 225 00:10:12,479 --> 00:10:15,515 [laughter] 226 00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:20,286 [cheers and applause] 227 00:10:23,756 --> 00:10:27,227 - This next segment is called A Boatload of Boneheads. 228 00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:30,296 It features more boneheads than you can shake a stick at-- 229 00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:32,665 not that you want to be shaking sticks at boneheads. 230 00:10:32,665 --> 00:10:34,767 They're very easily confused. 231 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:38,338 - Let's do it. We're ready. 232 00:10:38,338 --> 00:10:40,373 - All right. 233 00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:42,609 This is how we start the new year off. 234 00:10:42,609 --> 00:10:46,412 - New year, same old Mike. 235 00:10:46,412 --> 00:10:49,482 [laughter] 236 00:10:51,718 --> 00:10:53,686 He's the one who cut those logs. 237 00:10:53,686 --> 00:10:55,822 You'd think he'd know they're there. 238 00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:58,825 [midtempo bluegrass music] 239 00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:03,863 ♪ 240 00:11:03,863 --> 00:11:06,099 The funny thing about U-Haul-- 241 00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:07,767 it rhymes with "you fall." 242 00:11:10,703 --> 00:11:13,139 - You OK? - Yeah. 243 00:11:13,139 --> 00:11:16,242 - She could put both feet on that ladder. 244 00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:23,716 [engine revs] 245 00:11:23,716 --> 00:11:26,019 - [laughs] 246 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:28,621 - When they said he needed to work on his driving, 247 00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:30,423 this is not what they meant. 248 00:11:32,792 --> 00:11:34,127 - Come on! 249 00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:35,562 - You know you're bad at golf 250 00:11:35,562 --> 00:11:38,598 when your golf cart wants to find a new foursome. 251 00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:42,902 - [laughs] 252 00:11:42,902 --> 00:11:44,704 - He's good with woods-- 253 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:47,640 driving into them, not hitting them. 254 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:50,443 Looks like the golf cart's playing through-- 255 00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:51,611 the forest. 256 00:11:51,611 --> 00:11:54,647 [applause] 257 00:11:56,349 --> 00:11:58,885 This next video takes a little setting up. 258 00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:02,155 So Grandma wanted to get her grandchildren Christmas gifts 259 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:03,856 but had no idea what to get them. 260 00:12:03,856 --> 00:12:06,059 So she gave her daughter money 261 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:09,095 and told her to pick something up for her to give to the kids. 262 00:12:09,095 --> 00:12:10,630 But instead of shopping, 263 00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:12,665 her daughter took items from Grandma's house, 264 00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:14,667 wrapped them up, and gave them out as gifts. 265 00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:16,903 Everybody was in on it except Grandma. 266 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:19,239 Hilarity ensues. 267 00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:24,010 - Girl, you got-- you got some expensive stuff. 268 00:12:24,010 --> 00:12:27,780 - Mm. Some earrings. 269 00:12:27,780 --> 00:12:30,316 - They're nickels, Kelsey. 270 00:12:30,316 --> 00:12:32,852 - Ooh, I need those! - Whoa! Those are cool. 271 00:12:32,852 --> 00:12:34,387 - What that-- what that is, nickels? 272 00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:36,823 - White earrings and a bracelet. 273 00:12:36,823 --> 00:12:39,692 - You go, girl. 274 00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:41,327 - Oh. 275 00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:44,764 Oh. 276 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,866 - That look like a wallet I got at my house. 277 00:12:46,866 --> 00:12:49,068 - It's a Michael-- it's a Michael Kors. 278 00:12:49,068 --> 00:12:50,703 - Is it Michael Kors? 279 00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:52,639 - I got one just like that at my house. 280 00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:54,173 - Really? - You took it? 281 00:12:54,173 --> 00:12:57,610 - [laughs] Why would I take your stuff? 282 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,679 - I got it, Kelsey. Remember I showed you? 283 00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:01,748 - That was before-- I mean-- 284 00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:05,218 - [gasps] How nice. 285 00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:07,353 Aww, this is-- - That's at my house too! 286 00:13:07,353 --> 00:13:08,855 [laughter] 287 00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:11,324 - Oh, what's this? 288 00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:13,559 - Oh. [laughs] 289 00:13:13,559 --> 00:13:15,395 I got something like that at my house too. 290 00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:16,896 [chatter] 291 00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:18,898 - And a napkin. 292 00:13:18,898 --> 00:13:21,134 - Oh, my napkin! [laughter] 293 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:24,570 There it is! 294 00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:27,307 Uh-uh. You knew they took my napkin? 295 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:31,711 [laughter] 296 00:13:31,711 --> 00:13:32,945 Uh-uh. 297 00:13:32,945 --> 00:13:35,548 - I thought you said you bought our gifts. 298 00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:37,116 - You took that from my house? 299 00:13:37,116 --> 00:13:40,086 - You gave me all that money, so I went to Mom's and took it. 300 00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:41,421 [laughter] 301 00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:43,456 - That's--that's my wallet? 302 00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:45,792 [laughter] 303 00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:47,393 - Oh, look what I got! 304 00:13:47,393 --> 00:13:50,430 [laughter] 305 00:13:52,865 --> 00:13:55,735 [chatter] - Vincent! Vincent! 306 00:13:55,735 --> 00:13:58,771 [laughter] 307 00:14:05,912 --> 00:14:08,915 [cheers and applause] 308 00:14:08,915 --> 00:14:11,984 [upbeat music] 309 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:16,689 [upbeat music] 310 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,424 [cheers and applause] 311 00:14:18,424 --> 00:14:20,393 - Having kids will force you to do things 312 00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:21,794 that might be new to you-- 313 00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:24,630 spin art, deep-fried mac and cheese, 314 00:14:24,630 --> 00:14:27,367 listening to the Wiggles six hours straight. 315 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:28,901 There's one other thing 316 00:14:28,901 --> 00:14:30,737 that having kids will force you to do-- 317 00:14:30,737 --> 00:14:32,438 keep from completely losing your cool 318 00:14:32,438 --> 00:14:34,073 when a lesser person would blow their top, 319 00:14:34,073 --> 00:14:38,277 because sometimes kids can really try our patience. 320 00:14:38,277 --> 00:14:42,915 - Oh, my God. 321 00:14:42,915 --> 00:14:44,050 Elijah. 322 00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:47,120 How did you even get in there, Elijah? 323 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,955 - What are you worried about, Mom? 324 00:14:48,955 --> 00:14:51,124 He's wearing a swim diaper. 325 00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:55,495 - [laughs] Is you stuck? 326 00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:56,963 - Here it comes. 327 00:15:00,032 --> 00:15:02,268 - Dad tosses pancakes. 328 00:15:02,268 --> 00:15:05,505 His daughter tosses something else. 329 00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:06,839 [plate shatters] 330 00:15:06,839 --> 00:15:09,308 - Maddie, don't step. Don't step. Don't step. 331 00:15:09,308 --> 00:15:13,179 - I cannot do it any faster. 332 00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:23,856 [laughter] 333 00:15:23,856 --> 00:15:26,959 - Johnny, Johnny. - Yeah, papa? 334 00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:28,161 - Eating Skittles? 335 00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:29,429 - Mm-mm. 336 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:30,696 - Telling lies? 337 00:15:30,696 --> 00:15:32,031 - Not telling lies. 338 00:15:32,031 --> 00:15:33,232 - Open your mouth. 339 00:15:33,232 --> 00:15:35,401 - He should try sneaking quieter candy. 340 00:15:35,401 --> 00:15:38,004 [Skittles clattering] 341 00:15:38,004 --> 00:15:39,005 - What do you got? 342 00:15:39,005 --> 00:15:41,707 [Skittles clattering] 343 00:15:41,707 --> 00:15:44,076 - Sorry, Mama. 344 00:15:47,146 --> 00:15:49,415 - The babysitter knows she's getting fired 345 00:15:49,415 --> 00:15:52,018 in three, two, one. 346 00:15:52,018 --> 00:15:55,788 [glass shattering] 347 00:16:00,092 --> 00:16:01,427 - [laughs] 348 00:16:01,427 --> 00:16:03,029 - It's gonna take more than that 349 00:16:03,029 --> 00:16:06,232 to make Grandma stop drinking that soda. 350 00:16:06,232 --> 00:16:07,900 - Where did you get those from? 351 00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:10,336 - We got them from out in the kids' grass, 352 00:16:10,336 --> 00:16:12,305 and I love them. 353 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:13,706 - You love them? 354 00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:15,374 - Yeah. - They're like a bouquet. 355 00:16:19,245 --> 00:16:21,013 - Oh. 356 00:16:21,013 --> 00:16:24,817 [applause] 357 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:28,387 all: Hey, Alfonso! 358 00:16:28,387 --> 00:16:29,989 - Hey, Alfonso! 359 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,892 - We want to see more snow fail videos. 360 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,864 [laughter] 361 00:16:37,864 --> 00:16:40,900 - OK, Chace, Trent, and Bryce. You want snow fails? 362 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:45,371 Well, that's something I'd never flake on. 363 00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:48,474 I'll see myself out. 364 00:16:48,474 --> 00:16:51,110 Hey, it's Tipsy the Snowman. 365 00:16:53,045 --> 00:16:56,349 - [crying] 366 00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:59,452 - OK. When you're ready, go. 367 00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:00,786 Push. 368 00:17:00,786 --> 00:17:03,789 [whimsical music] 369 00:17:03,789 --> 00:17:06,526 ♪ 370 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:09,462 Keep going. Oh, no, no, no. Get on it. 371 00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:10,763 - It's funny that the thing 372 00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:13,432 that keeps her from sledding... 373 00:17:13,432 --> 00:17:14,967 - [laughs] 374 00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:16,335 - Is the sled. 375 00:17:16,335 --> 00:17:20,740 - [laughing] 376 00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:22,642 [barks] - Beckett, no. 377 00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:24,010 They're not for you. 378 00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:25,444 The carrots are not for you. 379 00:17:25,444 --> 00:17:27,013 [barks] No. 380 00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:29,749 [barking] Go play. Go play. 381 00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:32,418 - Come here. - Go play. 382 00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:34,420 - Beckett, look. Snowball. 383 00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:35,922 Beckett. 384 00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:37,189 - [laughs] 385 00:17:37,189 --> 00:17:38,391 - Hmm. 386 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,826 Guess he likes frozen vegetables. 387 00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:42,028 - No. - No. 388 00:17:42,028 --> 00:17:43,829 - Beckett. - No! 389 00:17:43,829 --> 00:17:45,298 - No. 390 00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:47,433 Beckett, I--[laughs] 391 00:17:47,433 --> 00:17:49,235 He ate the nose. 392 00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,537 That's not nice. [laughs] 393 00:17:51,537 --> 00:17:54,106 - If you're going to do this, it's better to do it 394 00:17:54,106 --> 00:17:55,274 while there's snow on the ground. 395 00:17:55,274 --> 00:17:57,610 - You gotta jump out. 396 00:17:57,610 --> 00:18:00,646 [laughing] 397 00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:05,384 - Come on! - After this snowstorm, 398 00:18:05,384 --> 00:18:07,587 this Westie is gonna want to move down south. 399 00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:08,921 - Come on. 400 00:18:10,289 --> 00:18:13,326 [laughter] 401 00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:21,634 - When it comes to tubing, he remembered everything 402 00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:24,470 but the one thing he needed. 403 00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:27,807 - [laughs] 404 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:32,078 - Snow-ho-ho! 405 00:18:32,078 --> 00:18:34,547 [all scream] - [laughs] 406 00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:36,515 - What the heck? 407 00:18:36,515 --> 00:18:38,517 - No, not again. 408 00:18:38,517 --> 00:18:41,554 [applause] 409 00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,691 - You hear about the stock market 410 00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:46,926 and the housing market. 411 00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:49,228 But what about the red hot prank market? 412 00:18:49,228 --> 00:18:51,364 Yes, for exactly $0, 413 00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:53,833 you can send us a funny practical joke video 414 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:56,235 that could win you $20,000. 415 00:18:56,235 --> 00:18:59,705 That's a return of, um... minus 5, 416 00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:01,941 carry the 2--infinity percent. 417 00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:03,175 [laughs] Yep. 418 00:19:03,175 --> 00:19:06,312 Pranks are a bull market, and that's no bull. 419 00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:07,647 - Mom. 420 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:10,149 - Yeah? - I got my hand stuck in a jar. 421 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,084 I was washing it and my hand stuck in there. 422 00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:13,552 - Oh, my goodness, Linda. 423 00:19:13,552 --> 00:19:16,889 - Do you think you can help me get it out? 424 00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:19,191 Maybe I should put some soap in it? 425 00:19:19,191 --> 00:19:21,761 - Put oil in it. - Soap? 426 00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:23,496 Here. Grab the-- - Oil. Put oil in it. 427 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,064 - Can you grab the soap? 428 00:19:25,064 --> 00:19:26,799 Here, help me. Here. 429 00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:29,035 Grab the--grab the soap. 430 00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:31,103 - I'm saying put oil in it. 431 00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:32,104 - OK. 432 00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:33,105 No, maybe not. 433 00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:34,173 Maybe--you know what? 434 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,841 Let's just grab the--wait. 435 00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:37,009 Grab the knife. 436 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:39,045 Here. Here. - You got it out? 437 00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:40,379 - Grandma falls for the old 438 00:19:40,379 --> 00:19:42,715 "pretend your hand is stuck in a glass" bit, 439 00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:43,849 but only once. 440 00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:45,084 - Why'd you get it-- 441 00:19:45,084 --> 00:19:46,852 why did you put it back in there? 442 00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:48,387 You got it out. [laughter] 443 00:19:48,387 --> 00:19:51,290 Why did you put it back in there? 444 00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:55,061 - [laughs] 445 00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:57,463 - Hey, they got Dad on tape. 446 00:19:57,463 --> 00:20:01,467 - [laughs] 447 00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:03,002 - He did it! 448 00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:04,303 - I didn't see it! 449 00:20:04,303 --> 00:20:05,838 - What are you doing? 450 00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:07,373 - I'm looking for a leak. 451 00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:09,542 - He's on the lookout for a leaky pipe. 452 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,744 He should be on the lookout for a pranky parent. 453 00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:14,146 - You might want to get closer to see where it's leaking. 454 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:23,222 - Open. 455 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,657 - Let me try. 456 00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:26,659 Open! 457 00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:28,427 [laughs] 458 00:20:28,427 --> 00:20:32,098 Close. 459 00:20:32,098 --> 00:20:33,532 ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na 460 00:20:33,532 --> 00:20:35,367 - How are you doing this and I can't? 461 00:20:35,367 --> 00:20:36,936 - Go ahead. 462 00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:39,238 - Open. 463 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,406 - Open! 464 00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:41,640 Look. - What? 465 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:42,675 - It's an automatic drawer. 466 00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:45,344 Watch this. Close. 467 00:20:45,344 --> 00:20:46,946 You try, Aunt Colleen. 468 00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:48,214 - How is that possible? 469 00:20:48,214 --> 00:20:49,548 - Is Thomas under there doing that? 470 00:20:49,548 --> 00:20:51,383 - Nope. - [laughs] 471 00:20:51,383 --> 00:20:54,153 - Open. 472 00:20:54,153 --> 00:20:56,922 Open. - Open! 473 00:20:56,922 --> 00:21:00,359 See? Close. 474 00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:02,461 - How come I can't do it? 475 00:21:02,461 --> 00:21:05,464 - It's--it's programmed for me. 476 00:21:05,464 --> 00:21:07,533 Open! 477 00:21:07,533 --> 00:21:10,569 Close, man! 478 00:21:10,569 --> 00:21:12,671 - All right. What's the trick? 479 00:21:12,671 --> 00:21:15,708 [laughter] 480 00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:19,712 - See? Thomas was under there. 481 00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:21,680 [cheers and applause] 482 00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:24,083 - Sometimes I see things that are so crazy, 483 00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:25,951 it makes me question my own sanity, 484 00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:27,386 which is better than having other people 485 00:21:27,386 --> 00:21:28,454 questioning my sanity, 486 00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:31,323 but that's a whole nother thing. 487 00:21:31,323 --> 00:21:33,459 Maybe good decisions have gone out of style, 488 00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:36,629 or maybe I'm nuts. 489 00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,397 Maybe I'm nuts, but I think 490 00:21:38,397 --> 00:21:41,700 Blake is more of a soft shell taco kind of gal. 491 00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:44,703 [laughter] 492 00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:51,710 - That didn't last long. 493 00:21:52,778 --> 00:21:53,879 - Call me cuckoo, 494 00:21:53,879 --> 00:21:55,815 but if you lock yourself out of the house, 495 00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:59,084 maybe your first move should be knocking. 496 00:21:59,084 --> 00:22:02,388 - Oh, my God, Brian. 497 00:22:02,388 --> 00:22:04,323 What are we gonna do? [laughter] 498 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:06,492 - I tell you, not too much. You know? 499 00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:08,894 - Uh-oh. 500 00:22:08,894 --> 00:22:11,030 - Describe me as daft, but perhaps 501 00:22:11,030 --> 00:22:14,533 don't visit a petting zoo during cold and flu season. 502 00:22:14,533 --> 00:22:16,202 [snorting] 503 00:22:16,202 --> 00:22:17,336 - What you doing? 504 00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:19,438 You want a treat? Ooh, don't blow on me. 505 00:22:19,438 --> 00:22:20,439 Oh, my God! 506 00:22:20,439 --> 00:22:22,107 [gasps] Oh, my God. 507 00:22:22,107 --> 00:22:23,175 Oh, my God. 508 00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:25,077 I gotta go. Oh, my God. 509 00:22:25,077 --> 00:22:26,312 - [laughs] 510 00:22:26,312 --> 00:22:29,114 Not to be that guy, but maybe you should ease 511 00:22:29,114 --> 00:22:32,084 into the advanced treadmill settings. 512 00:22:33,252 --> 00:22:36,956 [laughter] 513 00:22:36,956 --> 00:22:39,625 - This has been Maybe I'm Nuts. 514 00:22:39,625 --> 00:22:42,628 [cheers and applause] 515 00:22:42,628 --> 00:22:45,664 [upbeat music] 516 00:22:48,567 --> 00:22:50,769 [cheers and applause] 517 00:22:50,769 --> 00:22:53,505 - A long time ago, people would describe something great 518 00:22:53,505 --> 00:22:55,407 as being the cat's meow. 519 00:22:55,407 --> 00:22:57,476 Others would say the cat's pajamas. 520 00:22:57,476 --> 00:23:00,212 My guess is that one day, these two groups got together 521 00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:02,715 and decided that both expressions were stupid, 522 00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:04,683 and that simply taking cat videos 523 00:23:04,683 --> 00:23:06,118 was a much better use of time. 524 00:23:06,118 --> 00:23:07,419 [chuckles] 525 00:23:07,419 --> 00:23:10,422 [upbeat music] 526 00:23:10,422 --> 00:23:17,429 ♪ 527 00:23:17,429 --> 00:23:19,531 That's a mole coming out of the hole 528 00:23:19,531 --> 00:23:21,734 to steal the food that's in his bowl. 529 00:23:24,103 --> 00:23:25,804 - Unreal. 530 00:23:25,804 --> 00:23:29,408 - Not many cats make your insurance rates go up. 531 00:23:46,225 --> 00:23:48,127 - [laughs] 532 00:23:48,127 --> 00:23:50,029 - What are you sniffing there, Big Daddy? 533 00:23:50,029 --> 00:23:52,798 - Keep in mind, cats have a much better sense of smell 534 00:23:52,798 --> 00:23:54,733 than we do. 535 00:23:54,733 --> 00:23:57,736 [laughter] 536 00:24:03,676 --> 00:24:04,910 - Ooh! 537 00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:10,316 [meowing] 538 00:24:24,797 --> 00:24:28,133 - What is this, the clown car of watering cans? 539 00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:31,103 [meowing] 540 00:24:31,103 --> 00:24:34,139 - [laughing] 541 00:24:37,109 --> 00:24:38,744 [meowing] 542 00:24:38,744 --> 00:24:41,046 - He said, "I love you," perfect. 543 00:24:41,046 --> 00:24:42,581 I love you. Ah! 544 00:24:42,581 --> 00:24:45,651 [screaming] - [laughing] 545 00:24:51,357 --> 00:24:52,992 - Uh, yup. 546 00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:55,728 [clears throat] 547 00:24:55,728 --> 00:24:58,864 I can't even go to the bathroom 548 00:24:58,864 --> 00:25:02,835 without having this on top of me, 549 00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:06,772 or...this. 550 00:25:08,007 --> 00:25:10,075 What is going on here? 551 00:25:10,075 --> 00:25:14,346 [laughter, applause] 552 00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:18,817 - According to a recent survey, one out of three Americans 553 00:25:18,817 --> 00:25:23,022 think that chocolate milk comes from brown cows. 554 00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:25,724 I wish I was making that up. 555 00:25:25,724 --> 00:25:30,062 Chocolate milk is regular milk with chocolate mixed into it 556 00:25:30,062 --> 00:25:33,265 for the one-third of you who said, "Wait, what?" 557 00:25:33,265 --> 00:25:34,466 Yeah. 558 00:25:34,466 --> 00:25:36,201 Now, watch these clips with no chocolate, 559 00:25:36,201 --> 00:25:39,304 no milk, and no brown cow. 560 00:25:39,304 --> 00:25:41,373 - Oh, boy. Come on! 561 00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:44,309 - He's teasing that pelican. 562 00:25:44,309 --> 00:25:47,646 But little does he know, they work as a team. 563 00:25:47,646 --> 00:25:50,682 [laughter] 564 00:25:57,056 --> 00:25:58,590 - Is there really? - Yeah! 565 00:25:58,590 --> 00:26:00,826 - What? - Come look! 566 00:26:00,826 --> 00:26:02,127 - What do you mean? 567 00:26:02,127 --> 00:26:03,896 They left a surfboard for us? 568 00:26:03,896 --> 00:26:06,398 - Yeah! - Where? 569 00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:09,201 Oh. That's not a surfboard. 570 00:26:09,201 --> 00:26:10,769 - What is it? 571 00:26:10,769 --> 00:26:12,004 - It's an ironing board. 572 00:26:12,004 --> 00:26:13,705 - It's a ironing board? - Yeah. 573 00:26:13,705 --> 00:26:15,274 [laughs] 574 00:26:15,274 --> 00:26:16,942 - If you're gonna get scared of a wasp, 575 00:26:16,942 --> 00:26:20,879 I hope it's not while you're on an important work call. 576 00:26:20,879 --> 00:26:23,882 - [screaming] 577 00:26:23,882 --> 00:26:26,919 [energetic music] 578 00:26:26,919 --> 00:26:33,959 ♪ 579 00:26:37,463 --> 00:26:40,499 [barking] 580 00:26:40,499 --> 00:26:43,368 - Pugs--not known for their bravery. 581 00:26:45,237 --> 00:26:46,705 [laughter] 582 00:26:46,705 --> 00:26:48,574 Middle-aged men-- 583 00:26:48,574 --> 00:26:50,609 not known for their grace. 584 00:26:51,477 --> 00:26:54,446 - Oh! 585 00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:57,483 - [laughs] 586 00:26:57,483 --> 00:26:59,852 - What if I farted in here? - Oh, my Lord. 587 00:26:59,852 --> 00:27:01,286 I'd hit that help button 588 00:27:01,286 --> 00:27:03,021 faster than it could finish coming out of your cheeks. 589 00:27:03,021 --> 00:27:05,157 - 'Cause I really need to fart. - You better not. 590 00:27:05,157 --> 00:27:06,391 - [laughs] - You better squeeze it. 591 00:27:06,391 --> 00:27:08,861 - [farts] - Gabby! 592 00:27:08,861 --> 00:27:10,329 - [laughs] 593 00:27:10,329 --> 00:27:12,798 - What the blessed is wrong with you? 594 00:27:12,798 --> 00:27:16,001 - [laughing] 595 00:27:16,001 --> 00:27:18,270 - This--[gags] 596 00:27:18,270 --> 00:27:21,306 - [laughing] 597 00:27:28,213 --> 00:27:30,149 - What did I literally just say? 598 00:27:30,149 --> 00:27:31,650 - [laughing] 599 00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:33,452 - Oh, my God! 600 00:27:33,452 --> 00:27:38,056 [applause] 601 00:27:38,056 --> 00:27:40,526 - One can say that uncoordinated people 602 00:27:40,526 --> 00:27:43,295 on our show have raised clumsiness to an art form. 603 00:27:43,295 --> 00:27:45,597 One might even call it poetry. 604 00:27:45,597 --> 00:27:46,899 Don't believe me? [chuckles] 605 00:27:46,899 --> 00:27:49,735 Have I got a tale to tell. 606 00:27:49,735 --> 00:27:52,604 It's story time, and I have some doozies for you. 607 00:27:52,604 --> 00:27:54,640 It's Dunce Upon a Time. 608 00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:56,208 [whimsical music] 609 00:27:56,208 --> 00:27:58,577 Here's a bit of driving that's clearly absurd. 610 00:27:58,577 --> 00:28:01,780 They're not on the driveway, so they go off the curb. 611 00:28:03,815 --> 00:28:06,118 Just keep watching and soon you will see, 612 00:28:06,118 --> 00:28:07,686 they step on the gas 613 00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:09,655 and take out the tree. 614 00:28:09,655 --> 00:28:13,959 ♪ 615 00:28:13,959 --> 00:28:16,662 [quirky music] 616 00:28:16,662 --> 00:28:19,031 Here's a new sport that will have you rolling. 617 00:28:19,031 --> 00:28:23,402 These moms get together and play human bowling. 618 00:28:23,402 --> 00:28:26,405 When you see a praying mantis, don't try to make friends. 619 00:28:26,405 --> 00:28:29,942 He might get annoyed and jump at your lens. 620 00:28:29,942 --> 00:28:31,743 - [screams] Crud. 621 00:28:31,743 --> 00:28:33,412 Jumped right at me. 622 00:28:33,412 --> 00:28:36,448 - Catching your tail is a game with no winning. 623 00:28:36,448 --> 00:28:39,651 But I know someone who wants in on the spinning. 624 00:28:39,651 --> 00:28:42,688 [baby laughing] 625 00:28:44,957 --> 00:28:48,493 When it comes to chips, Grandma's quite daring. 626 00:28:48,493 --> 00:28:52,231 Because she knows this kitty is not into sharing. 627 00:28:53,865 --> 00:28:57,703 - Shu, Grandma's a little bit hungry. 628 00:28:57,703 --> 00:28:59,304 Can I have a taco chip? 629 00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:03,008 - He has perfect manners. 630 00:29:03,008 --> 00:29:04,576 He says thank you and please. 631 00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:08,680 It's too bad he dozes off while eating grilled cheese. 632 00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:11,717 [laughter] 633 00:29:15,821 --> 00:29:17,990 This has been Dunce Upon a Time. 634 00:29:17,990 --> 00:29:19,291 The end. 635 00:29:19,291 --> 00:29:22,160 [cheers and applause] 636 00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:24,329 They say home is where the heart is. 637 00:29:24,329 --> 00:29:26,465 If this next montage is to be believed, 638 00:29:26,465 --> 00:29:28,100 home is also where the klutzes are. 639 00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:30,202 Am I right? 640 00:29:30,202 --> 00:29:33,205 [upbeat music] 641 00:29:33,205 --> 00:29:40,245 ♪ 642 00:30:01,099 --> 00:30:02,634 - Ah! 643 00:30:02,634 --> 00:30:09,675 ♪ 644 00:30:13,178 --> 00:30:15,013 - [screams] 645 00:30:15,013 --> 00:30:17,916 ♪ 646 00:30:17,916 --> 00:30:19,151 - Ah! 647 00:30:23,188 --> 00:30:25,157 - [screams] 648 00:30:26,391 --> 00:30:33,165 ♪ 649 00:30:33,165 --> 00:30:35,167 [applause] 650 00:30:35,167 --> 00:30:36,401 - Got a funny video? 651 00:30:36,401 --> 00:30:39,104 Upload it to AFV.com. 652 00:30:43,775 --> 00:30:45,744 [cheers and applause] 653 00:30:45,744 --> 00:30:48,180 - Walking-- it's great exercise. 654 00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:49,781 It gets you from A to B. 655 00:30:49,781 --> 00:30:51,883 You can do it with a friend or with a dog. 656 00:30:51,883 --> 00:30:54,419 But until security cameras started popping up everywhere, 657 00:30:54,419 --> 00:30:56,988 I had no idea how bad at it some of you were. 658 00:30:56,988 --> 00:31:00,325 Like, seriously, people, it's just walking. 659 00:31:00,325 --> 00:31:03,328 [quirky music] 660 00:31:03,328 --> 00:31:06,298 ♪ 661 00:31:06,298 --> 00:31:09,368 Yet another reason to declutter your garage. 662 00:31:10,936 --> 00:31:13,505 - [screams] 663 00:31:13,505 --> 00:31:17,175 Oh. 664 00:31:17,175 --> 00:31:18,844 Oh, boy. 665 00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:26,985 - And keep in mind, this is pre-chardonnay. 666 00:31:27,919 --> 00:31:30,889 [laughter] 667 00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:32,524 - Are you OK? 668 00:31:37,829 --> 00:31:42,434 - In his defense, that pool's only been there for 12 years. 669 00:31:47,939 --> 00:31:54,946 ♪ 670 00:31:54,946 --> 00:31:56,982 If you have trouble walking, just grab on 671 00:31:56,982 --> 00:31:59,351 to the sturdiest thing around. 672 00:32:09,127 --> 00:32:11,329 You're not gonna fix it. Just run. 673 00:32:16,902 --> 00:32:19,938 [glass shattering] 674 00:32:21,907 --> 00:32:24,943 [applause] 675 00:32:26,878 --> 00:32:29,881 [energetic banjo music] 676 00:32:29,881 --> 00:32:31,583 ♪ 677 00:32:31,583 --> 00:32:34,386 - [screaming] - [laughs] 678 00:32:34,386 --> 00:32:39,124 ♪ 679 00:32:39,124 --> 00:32:41,293 - Nala. Nala! 680 00:32:41,293 --> 00:32:44,729 - [screaming] 681 00:32:44,729 --> 00:32:51,503 ♪ 682 00:33:05,150 --> 00:33:08,820 [yelling] [laughter] 683 00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:09,988 - Wait. Come here! 684 00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:13,425 [yelling] 685 00:33:13,425 --> 00:33:15,894 [laughter] 686 00:33:15,894 --> 00:33:18,396 - Yes! A new record! 687 00:33:18,396 --> 00:33:22,300 [cheers and applause] 688 00:33:22,300 --> 00:33:24,503 - Ever look up and see shapes in the clouds? 689 00:33:24,503 --> 00:33:26,705 Most people see a football or maybe a car. 690 00:33:26,705 --> 00:33:29,074 But I see a grandpa falling through a trampoline, 691 00:33:29,074 --> 00:33:31,209 a kid breaking a stained glass window, 692 00:33:31,209 --> 00:33:33,645 or me handing out a $20,000 check to a family 693 00:33:33,645 --> 00:33:35,013 from Baltimore whose cat dropped 694 00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:36,114 a hamburger into a toilet. 695 00:33:36,114 --> 00:33:37,115 Yeah. 696 00:33:37,115 --> 00:33:38,717 I've got quite an imagination, 697 00:33:38,717 --> 00:33:40,886 and a lot of clouds where I live. 698 00:33:40,886 --> 00:33:42,454 A whole lot. 699 00:33:42,454 --> 00:33:45,457 [chill music] 700 00:33:45,457 --> 00:33:48,460 [register beeping] 701 00:33:48,460 --> 00:33:51,496 [indistinct chatter] 702 00:33:55,300 --> 00:33:57,402 It's almost as if the supermarkets put 703 00:33:57,402 --> 00:33:59,237 the candy there for a reason. 704 00:34:03,909 --> 00:34:05,944 - All right, Cam. That's enough. 705 00:34:05,944 --> 00:34:08,980 [beeping] 706 00:34:14,319 --> 00:34:17,923 - Not every guy wants help with their chores. 707 00:34:17,923 --> 00:34:20,992 - [screams] 708 00:34:20,992 --> 00:34:22,694 - Do you know what a ghillie suit is? 709 00:34:22,694 --> 00:34:24,296 You're about to find out. 710 00:34:24,296 --> 00:34:28,733 - [screaming] - [laughing] 711 00:34:28,733 --> 00:34:31,236 Oh, my God! 712 00:34:31,236 --> 00:34:32,871 - [screams] - Oh, my God. 713 00:34:32,871 --> 00:34:34,472 This is so scary! 714 00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:42,380 - Get the ball! 715 00:34:42,380 --> 00:34:44,816 - Some guys with the ball talk trash. 716 00:34:44,816 --> 00:34:47,786 Some turn their ball into trash. 717 00:34:47,786 --> 00:34:49,487 [ball pops] 718 00:34:50,655 --> 00:34:52,524 - Oh, my God! 719 00:34:52,524 --> 00:34:55,527 [upbeat music] 720 00:34:55,527 --> 00:34:57,162 ♪ 721 00:34:57,162 --> 00:35:00,332 - Nothing like relaxing in the backyard. 722 00:35:00,332 --> 00:35:03,134 And this is nothing like relaxing. 723 00:35:03,134 --> 00:35:06,671 - Ah! 724 00:35:06,671 --> 00:35:09,708 [cheers and applause] 725 00:35:12,811 --> 00:35:15,046 - I have a lot in common with the Easter Bunny. 726 00:35:15,046 --> 00:35:16,247 We both work Sundays. 727 00:35:16,247 --> 00:35:17,449 We both travel the world. 728 00:35:17,449 --> 00:35:19,351 And we both like making people happy, 729 00:35:19,351 --> 00:35:22,320 which is why Easter videos are tonight's Assignment America. 730 00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:23,688 Need some examples? Here you go. 731 00:35:23,688 --> 00:35:25,156 And unlike the Easter eggs, 732 00:35:25,156 --> 00:35:26,925 you don't have to hunt for them. 733 00:35:26,925 --> 00:35:28,827 - Oh, my goodness! 734 00:35:28,827 --> 00:35:30,261 - [growling] 735 00:35:30,261 --> 00:35:32,297 - [screaming] 736 00:35:32,297 --> 00:35:36,301 [laughter] 737 00:35:36,301 --> 00:35:38,236 - [crying] 738 00:35:38,236 --> 00:35:39,871 - What in the world? 739 00:35:39,871 --> 00:35:42,540 - Who is that? - Hi, Easter Bunny. 740 00:35:42,540 --> 00:35:45,510 - What is this? - [crying] 741 00:35:45,510 --> 00:35:46,845 - There's Jack. - It's a bunny. 742 00:35:46,845 --> 00:35:48,947 - It's just a bunny. [laughs] 743 00:35:48,947 --> 00:35:51,149 - Oh, don't do that. 744 00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:54,085 [laughter] 745 00:35:54,085 --> 00:35:58,023 - Aww, they're protecting us. - Aw. 746 00:35:58,023 --> 00:36:00,925 - Remember, you can't see your clip on our show 747 00:36:00,925 --> 00:36:02,293 if you don't send it in. 748 00:36:02,293 --> 00:36:04,763 Now, make like the Easter Bunny and hop to it. 749 00:36:04,763 --> 00:36:06,598 Jess, tell them more. 750 00:36:06,598 --> 00:36:07,799 - We want to see you 751 00:36:07,799 --> 00:36:09,234 coloring eggs, looking for eggs, 752 00:36:09,234 --> 00:36:11,202 and every other kind of bunny-approved fun. 753 00:36:11,202 --> 00:36:14,139 So get off your keester and send us your videos of Easter. 754 00:36:14,139 --> 00:36:16,474 Your hilarious Easter-themed clip might just win you 755 00:36:16,474 --> 00:36:18,276 $20,000 or even $100,000. 756 00:36:18,276 --> 00:36:20,345 Just upload the video to AFV.com. 757 00:36:20,345 --> 00:36:22,614 For full contest rules, log on to AFV.com. 758 00:36:22,614 --> 00:36:24,816 Because if you put Easter videos in our basket, 759 00:36:24,816 --> 00:36:27,452 we just might put a bunch of cash in yours. 760 00:36:29,187 --> 00:36:31,823 [applause] 761 00:36:31,823 --> 00:36:34,793 - The show's been real fun, a laugh fest you might call it. 762 00:36:34,793 --> 00:36:38,063 Now it's time for the winners to put cash in their wallet. 763 00:36:38,063 --> 00:36:39,731 So let's meet our finalists. 764 00:36:39,731 --> 00:36:42,767 First up, a woman with a video she just had to share 765 00:36:42,767 --> 00:36:44,836 because she just had a curling iron 766 00:36:44,836 --> 00:36:46,204 stuck in her hair. 767 00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:48,073 It's Curling Iron Commute, 768 00:36:48,073 --> 00:36:52,911 sent in by Kristen Lanzarotta from Lutz, Florida. 769 00:36:52,911 --> 00:36:53,945 - Good morning. 770 00:36:53,945 --> 00:36:55,613 Driving to work. 771 00:36:55,613 --> 00:36:58,883 Had a little rough start this morning. 772 00:36:58,883 --> 00:37:00,485 We're not gonna cut that out. 773 00:37:00,485 --> 00:37:02,487 Somebody's gonna have to fix it. 774 00:37:02,487 --> 00:37:04,589 I said I can't be late for work, 775 00:37:04,589 --> 00:37:06,925 and I'm not cutting my hair. 776 00:37:06,925 --> 00:37:10,695 So it looks like the curling iron's coming with. 777 00:37:10,695 --> 00:37:13,998 - Joining us are Kristen and her mom, Joyce. 778 00:37:13,998 --> 00:37:16,434 Now, Kristen, uh, you still have 779 00:37:16,434 --> 00:37:18,203 that curling iron in your hair. 780 00:37:18,203 --> 00:37:19,804 Uh, why? 781 00:37:19,804 --> 00:37:21,706 - I still can't cut it out. 782 00:37:21,706 --> 00:37:23,675 I can't get it out and I won't cut it. 783 00:37:23,675 --> 00:37:25,977 [laughs] - OK. So listen. 784 00:37:25,977 --> 00:37:28,646 Not only did you drive to work like that, 785 00:37:28,646 --> 00:37:30,949 but you stopped at a gas station. 786 00:37:30,949 --> 00:37:33,184 Didn't you think, "Even though I'm on empty, 787 00:37:33,184 --> 00:37:36,287 maybe today's the day to see if I can get there on fumes?" 788 00:37:36,287 --> 00:37:38,223 - It would have been worse if I'd have hitchhiked 789 00:37:38,223 --> 00:37:39,724 without any gas to get to work 790 00:37:39,724 --> 00:37:41,159 with the curling iron in my hair. 791 00:37:41,159 --> 00:37:43,762 So I figured I'd stop and fill up. 792 00:37:43,762 --> 00:37:44,963 - You know what? I could see that. 793 00:37:44,963 --> 00:37:46,064 I could see that. That makes a lot of sense. 794 00:37:46,064 --> 00:37:47,365 Well, you know what? 795 00:37:47,365 --> 00:37:49,801 If you win, you can buy a better curling iron 796 00:37:49,801 --> 00:37:51,136 and all the gas you need. 797 00:37:51,136 --> 00:37:52,504 OK? - Yes. 798 00:37:52,504 --> 00:37:53,972 - There you go. - Thank you so much. 799 00:37:53,972 --> 00:37:55,473 - All right. Good luck, guys. 800 00:37:55,473 --> 00:37:56,674 [laughs] 801 00:37:56,674 --> 00:37:58,476 Next up, we have a dog 802 00:37:58,476 --> 00:38:00,578 who's quite a naughty hound, who escaped 803 00:38:00,578 --> 00:38:02,447 and then turned the camera around. 804 00:38:02,447 --> 00:38:05,717 It's Canine Camera Caper, sent in by Kelly Moseley 805 00:38:05,717 --> 00:38:08,686 from New Port Richey, Florida. 806 00:38:14,225 --> 00:38:16,995 First the crime, 807 00:38:16,995 --> 00:38:18,763 then the cover-up. 808 00:38:22,500 --> 00:38:26,104 Joining us are Kelly, her son Bryce, and their dog, Zayne. 809 00:38:26,104 --> 00:38:28,206 Now, Kelly, that was a pretty adorable escape 810 00:38:28,206 --> 00:38:29,741 Zayne was able to pull off. 811 00:38:29,741 --> 00:38:32,811 Now, can you briefly tell us, why did you set that camera up 812 00:38:32,811 --> 00:38:34,479 in the first place? 813 00:38:34,479 --> 00:38:35,480 - Sure. 814 00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:38,049 So every day I would come home, 815 00:38:38,049 --> 00:38:40,118 he would be outside of the gate. 816 00:38:40,118 --> 00:38:41,419 I couldn't figure it out. 817 00:38:41,419 --> 00:38:43,488 I called him my little Houdini. 818 00:38:43,488 --> 00:38:45,824 So I decided to pull the camera off the back porch 819 00:38:45,824 --> 00:38:47,058 and catch him in action. 820 00:38:47,058 --> 00:38:48,927 And, apparently, he didn't like that. 821 00:38:48,927 --> 00:38:51,629 - [laughs] Well, that's a real smart dog. 822 00:38:51,629 --> 00:38:54,232 And despite that, he seems like a pretty good boy. 823 00:38:54,232 --> 00:38:57,368 And if he wins, he's gonna be a pretty rich boy. 824 00:38:57,368 --> 00:38:58,803 - Yes. - All right. 825 00:38:58,803 --> 00:39:00,672 Good luck, guys. 826 00:39:00,672 --> 00:39:03,775 Finally, a grandma confused by the gifts being given, 827 00:39:03,775 --> 00:39:06,010 'cause it's all her stuff that came from the house 828 00:39:06,010 --> 00:39:07,011 where she's living. 829 00:39:07,011 --> 00:39:08,546 It's Gifting Granny's Goods, 830 00:39:08,546 --> 00:39:13,551 sent in by Paige Williams from LaPlace, Louisiana. 831 00:39:13,551 --> 00:39:14,886 - Oh. 832 00:39:14,886 --> 00:39:17,021 - That look like a wallet I got at my house. 833 00:39:17,021 --> 00:39:19,557 - It's a Michael-- it's a Michael Kors. 834 00:39:19,557 --> 00:39:21,192 - Is it? Michael Kors? 835 00:39:21,192 --> 00:39:23,127 - I got one just like that at my house. 836 00:39:23,127 --> 00:39:25,330 [laughter] That's my wallet? 837 00:39:25,330 --> 00:39:28,666 [laughter] 838 00:39:28,666 --> 00:39:30,068 - Oh, look what I got. 839 00:39:30,068 --> 00:39:33,271 - [screams] [laughter] 840 00:39:33,271 --> 00:39:34,973 - Joining us are the star, Carol, 841 00:39:34,973 --> 00:39:36,574 and her daughter, Chantelle. 842 00:39:36,574 --> 00:39:38,309 Now, Carol, were you suspicious 843 00:39:38,309 --> 00:39:39,444 right from the start 844 00:39:39,444 --> 00:39:41,045 or did part of you think 845 00:39:41,045 --> 00:39:43,848 your family somehow found a store that sells items 846 00:39:43,848 --> 00:39:46,517 exactly like the things in your house? 847 00:39:46,517 --> 00:39:51,155 - I figured they came from a garage sale or a thrift shop. 848 00:39:51,155 --> 00:39:53,558 - OK, so you didn't think it came from your house, though. 849 00:39:53,558 --> 00:39:55,727 - No, until it got to the wallet. 850 00:39:55,727 --> 00:39:57,228 - The wallet. The wallet. 851 00:39:57,228 --> 00:39:59,030 Yeah, that made a lot of sense. Now, one thing's for sure. 852 00:39:59,030 --> 00:40:01,699 Your video is the gift that keeps on giving. 853 00:40:01,699 --> 00:40:03,067 So good luck, guys. - Thank you. 854 00:40:03,067 --> 00:40:05,236 - All right. All right. All right. All right. 855 00:40:05,236 --> 00:40:06,604 We're gonna find out who takes home 856 00:40:06,604 --> 00:40:07,672 the cash in just a minute. 857 00:40:07,672 --> 00:40:08,940 But first, let's take a look at some 858 00:40:08,940 --> 00:40:10,742 of the clips that didn't make our top three 859 00:40:10,742 --> 00:40:12,710 in tonight's Honorable Mention. 860 00:40:12,710 --> 00:40:15,580 [triumphant music] 861 00:40:15,580 --> 00:40:18,583 - [screaming] 862 00:40:18,583 --> 00:40:20,752 ♪ 863 00:40:20,752 --> 00:40:22,120 [engines revving] 864 00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:23,354 [brakes squealing] 865 00:40:23,354 --> 00:40:25,723 [cars crashing] 866 00:40:32,063 --> 00:40:34,065 - Whoa! 867 00:40:34,065 --> 00:40:41,072 ♪ 868 00:40:41,472 --> 00:40:42,473 - Whoa! 869 00:40:42,473 --> 00:40:45,476 [screams] 870 00:40:45,476 --> 00:40:48,012 [applause] 871 00:40:48,012 --> 00:40:50,982 - OK, it's time to hand out tonight's prizes-- 872 00:40:50,982 --> 00:40:52,183 20,000 for first, 873 00:40:52,183 --> 00:40:54,385 6,000 for second, and 4,000 for third. 874 00:40:54,385 --> 00:40:55,453 Here we go. 875 00:40:55,453 --> 00:40:59,023 Our third place, $4,000 winner, is... 876 00:40:59,023 --> 00:41:00,391 Curling Iron Commute, 877 00:41:00,391 --> 00:41:04,228 sent in by Kristen Lanzarotta from Lutz, Florida. 878 00:41:04,228 --> 00:41:06,364 [both cheering] 879 00:41:06,364 --> 00:41:07,732 [laughs] 880 00:41:07,732 --> 00:41:09,067 Love the popper. 881 00:41:09,067 --> 00:41:10,702 Thank you, guys. 882 00:41:10,702 --> 00:41:12,971 And the winner of the $20,000 883 00:41:12,971 --> 00:41:16,407 and tonight's Funniest Home Video is 884 00:41:16,407 --> 00:41:18,977 Gifting Granny's Goods, sent in by Paige Williams 885 00:41:18,977 --> 00:41:20,745 from LaPlace, Louisiana. 886 00:41:20,745 --> 00:41:22,780 We have Carol and Chantelle. 887 00:41:22,780 --> 00:41:26,651 All right. Congratulations. 888 00:41:26,651 --> 00:41:30,621 Carol, you turned that prank into money in the bank. 889 00:41:30,621 --> 00:41:32,924 Now, after your big win, do you think you'll do 890 00:41:32,924 --> 00:41:35,326 another gift exchange next Christmas, 891 00:41:35,326 --> 00:41:39,530 or will everyone be expecting you to provide all the gifts? 892 00:41:39,530 --> 00:41:42,600 - Probably me to provide all of gifts. 893 00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:44,369 Thank you. - Absolutely. 894 00:41:44,369 --> 00:41:46,337 Now, whatever you decide with that family, 895 00:41:46,337 --> 00:41:49,140 I know it'll be another Christmas to remember. 896 00:41:49,140 --> 00:41:50,475 Congratulations, guys. 897 00:41:50,475 --> 00:41:54,812 You've got $20,000 and a shot at $100,000. 898 00:41:54,812 --> 00:41:56,881 - Whoo! 899 00:41:56,881 --> 00:42:00,418 [cheers and applause] 900 00:42:00,418 --> 00:42:01,919 Well, that's our show. 901 00:42:01,919 --> 00:42:04,922 I was just about to tell you the secret to eternal life, 902 00:42:04,922 --> 00:42:06,791 but we're out of time. Eh. 903 00:42:06,791 --> 00:42:08,292 We'll see you next time, but don't forget, 904 00:42:08,292 --> 00:42:10,028 if you upload a video and it airs on the show, 905 00:42:10,028 --> 00:42:11,429 we'll send you an "AFV" T-shirt. 906 00:42:11,429 --> 00:42:12,897 So good night, everybody, and remember, 907 00:42:12,897 --> 00:42:14,198 send your video to me. 908 00:42:14,198 --> 00:42:15,400 You might win 20 Gs. 909 00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:16,367 Good night, y'all. 910 00:42:16,367 --> 00:42:19,370 [cheers and applause] 911 00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:22,373 [upbeat music] 912 00:42:22,373 --> 00:42:29,080 ♪