1 00:00:00,634 --> 00:00:03,871 - Tonight, on "America's Funniest Home Videos" 2 00:00:03,871 --> 00:00:06,073 one of the season's nine winning families 3 00:00:06,073 --> 00:00:09,676 will take home the $100,000 prize. 4 00:00:09,676 --> 00:00:11,745 Who will be voted the winner? 5 00:00:11,745 --> 00:00:14,281 We'll reveal all on AFV's 6 00:00:14,281 --> 00:00:16,717 $100,000 episode 7 00:00:16,717 --> 00:00:19,820 starting right now. 8 00:00:19,820 --> 00:00:22,155 Let the laughing begin. 9 00:00:22,155 --> 00:00:23,824 [upbeat music] 10 00:00:23,824 --> 00:00:26,126 [crashing] 11 00:00:26,126 --> 00:00:27,661 - Ooh. 12 00:00:29,329 --> 00:00:30,631 - Ay! 13 00:00:30,631 --> 00:00:31,698 - [laughs] 14 00:00:31,698 --> 00:00:37,538 - Ay! 15 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:39,606 - Again, to all the moms in the room, major-- 16 00:00:39,606 --> 00:00:41,875 [crash] 17 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:45,212 - Welcome to "America's Funniest Home Videos" 18 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:47,514 $100,000 show. 19 00:00:47,514 --> 00:00:50,217 And now, here he is, your host, 20 00:00:50,217 --> 00:00:55,255 Alfonso Ribeiro! 21 00:00:55,255 --> 00:00:56,823 - Let's do it. 22 00:00:56,823 --> 00:01:00,027 ♪ 23 00:01:00,027 --> 00:01:01,962 Thank you. Thank you, guys, thank you. 24 00:01:01,962 --> 00:01:04,197 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 25 00:01:04,197 --> 00:01:07,801 Hello, and welcome to our $100,000 show. 26 00:01:07,801 --> 00:01:11,405 One lucky family is going to take home 100 Gs. 27 00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:14,875 That's--that's a 1 followed by more goose eggs than a-- 28 00:01:14,875 --> 00:01:18,645 than a--a goose that's laid a lot of eggs. 29 00:01:18,645 --> 00:01:20,681 Yeah, I don't know how many eggs geese lay, 30 00:01:20,681 --> 00:01:22,215 to be completely honest. 31 00:01:22,215 --> 00:01:26,253 But I do know we have a lot of funny things ready to hatch. 32 00:01:26,253 --> 00:01:29,656 It's take your daughter to work day, salon edition. 33 00:01:29,656 --> 00:01:31,825 - Ellie! Stop! No, stop! 34 00:01:31,825 --> 00:01:34,595 Stop! Stop! 35 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:35,696 - Sorry. 36 00:01:35,696 --> 00:01:36,930 - It's OK. 37 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:38,365 It's OK, you were trying to help daddy? 38 00:01:38,365 --> 00:01:40,200 - Yeah. - Yeah? 39 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:41,602 You were? 40 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:43,236 [whimsical music] 41 00:01:43,236 --> 00:01:46,940 [lightsaber whooshing] 42 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:50,177 - Dad's lucky this isn't a real lightsaber. 43 00:01:50,177 --> 00:01:52,679 - Oh! 44 00:01:52,679 --> 00:01:55,148 - Oh, no. 45 00:01:55,148 --> 00:01:57,551 Bummer. 46 00:01:57,551 --> 00:02:01,288 - OK-- put your little tail in there 47 00:02:01,288 --> 00:02:02,456 so I can get some water on that. 48 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:05,058 Kitty, kitty-- oh, my God, kitty! 49 00:02:05,058 --> 00:02:07,227 Kitty! Kitty! Kitty! 50 00:02:07,227 --> 00:02:09,429 Oh, my God! 51 00:02:12,065 --> 00:02:14,067 Kitty, kitty, listen to me. 52 00:02:14,067 --> 00:02:16,036 Listen to me. [cat meows] 53 00:02:16,036 --> 00:02:17,871 I know. 54 00:02:17,871 --> 00:02:21,508 - When it comes to shoveling snow, she doesn't know jack. 55 00:02:21,508 --> 00:02:24,444 - [screams] 56 00:02:24,444 --> 00:02:26,980 [motor rumbling] 57 00:02:35,122 --> 00:02:37,024 - He's heating up his can of chili 58 00:02:37,024 --> 00:02:41,061 in the portable chili heater in his car, as one does. 59 00:02:41,061 --> 00:02:42,496 - Thank you. 60 00:02:47,367 --> 00:02:50,537 - We've all had annoying upstairs neighbors. 61 00:02:52,205 --> 00:02:54,207 - Ooh. - Uh-huh. 62 00:02:54,207 --> 00:02:56,410 - You all right, man? - Yeah, I'm fine. 63 00:02:56,410 --> 00:02:58,412 [applause] 64 00:02:58,412 --> 00:03:02,349 [upbeat music] 65 00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:05,952 - It's time to meet our first batch of $100,000 finalists. 66 00:03:05,952 --> 00:03:08,321 Will tonight's winner be a kid who's having trouble 67 00:03:08,321 --> 00:03:11,725 potty training, a pair of pets you'll find quite entertaining, 68 00:03:11,725 --> 00:03:15,062 or a dad whose patience is clearly waning? 69 00:03:20,167 --> 00:03:21,802 - Let's talk about where we go potty at. 70 00:03:21,802 --> 00:03:24,271 - A potty. - Where do you go poop at? 71 00:03:24,271 --> 00:03:25,972 - A pants. - No. 72 00:03:25,972 --> 00:03:27,307 - A dia-- 73 00:03:27,307 --> 00:03:29,910 - No, no, we don't poop in our pants or our diaper. 74 00:03:29,910 --> 00:03:32,279 Chase, Chase, where do we go potty--where we go poop at? 75 00:03:32,279 --> 00:03:34,014 - A potty. - In the potty. 76 00:03:34,014 --> 00:03:35,716 Can I poop in our pants? - Yes. 77 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:37,984 - No. No, where we go poop? 78 00:03:37,984 --> 00:03:40,020 - At a diaper. 79 00:03:40,020 --> 00:03:41,955 - No, not the diaper, in the potty. 80 00:03:41,955 --> 00:03:43,190 - A potty. 81 00:03:43,190 --> 00:03:45,492 - Hey, Chase, can we go poop in our diaper? 82 00:03:45,492 --> 00:03:46,693 - Yes. - No. 83 00:03:46,693 --> 00:03:49,696 Where do we poop at? - At a--a potty. 84 00:03:49,696 --> 00:03:51,998 - In the potty. We poop in the potty. 85 00:03:51,998 --> 00:03:53,734 Can we poop in our pants? - Yes. 86 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:56,069 - No, no, we poop in the potty. 87 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:58,371 Can we poop in-- can we poop in the diaper? 88 00:03:58,371 --> 00:03:59,706 - Yes. - No. 89 00:03:59,706 --> 00:04:01,541 - No. - Where do we poop at? 90 00:04:01,541 --> 00:04:03,610 - At potty. - In the potty. 91 00:04:03,610 --> 00:04:05,278 So can we poop in our pants? 92 00:04:05,278 --> 00:04:06,446 - Yes. - No. 93 00:04:06,446 --> 00:04:08,448 Where do we poop? - A diaper. 94 00:04:08,448 --> 00:04:10,450 - No, not in the diaper. - A potty. 95 00:04:10,450 --> 00:04:12,652 - In the potty. Can we poop in our diaper? 96 00:04:12,652 --> 00:04:13,854 - Yes. - No. 97 00:04:13,854 --> 00:04:15,622 No, we poop in the potty. 98 00:04:15,622 --> 00:04:17,691 Chase, where do we go poop at? 99 00:04:17,691 --> 00:04:19,159 - A potty. 100 00:04:21,027 --> 00:04:23,530 - [parrot whistling] Come on, dog. 101 00:04:23,530 --> 00:04:24,698 Come on over here. 102 00:04:24,698 --> 00:04:25,699 Come on. 103 00:04:25,699 --> 00:04:28,769 [whistles] Come on, dog. 104 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:31,037 Come here. You want to go outside? 105 00:04:31,037 --> 00:04:33,406 Come on. [whistles] 106 00:04:33,406 --> 00:04:35,776 [dog whimpers] Come here. 107 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:37,744 Come on. 108 00:04:37,744 --> 00:04:39,913 - It's a trick, Ferris. [laughs] 109 00:04:41,348 --> 00:04:43,784 [line ringing] 110 00:04:49,156 --> 00:04:51,958 - Something's wrong with my car. 111 00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:53,460 - I don't know. 112 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:55,695 I just put gas in it, and it's, like, making weird noises. 113 00:04:55,695 --> 00:04:57,164 And I don't know what's wrong with it. 114 00:04:57,164 --> 00:04:59,699 I got the new Christmas edition gas. 115 00:04:59,699 --> 00:05:02,102 It was, like, $7 a gallon. 116 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:09,409 Huh? 117 00:05:09,409 --> 00:05:12,479 - [laughing] I got gas. Why are you talking like that? 118 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:15,215 I got gas. And now, my-- 119 00:05:17,450 --> 00:05:22,556 - It's the new Christmas edition gas, the green nozzle. 120 00:05:25,125 --> 00:05:28,528 - The green nozzle that the gas stations have for Christmas? 121 00:05:30,764 --> 00:05:33,033 - [laughing] No, it's not. 122 00:05:34,034 --> 00:05:35,936 - OK, well, I guess I put diesel in my car, then. 123 00:05:35,936 --> 00:05:37,404 My car's messed up right now. 124 00:05:37,404 --> 00:05:39,306 How can I fix it? 125 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:43,710 - Are you serious? 126 00:05:45,045 --> 00:05:47,914 - [laughs] OK, well, there's, like, 127 00:05:47,914 --> 00:05:50,283 smoke coming out of my exhaust. 128 00:05:53,753 --> 00:05:55,722 - Well, where am I supposed to go? 129 00:05:57,591 --> 00:06:00,994 - All right, I'm pulling over at the movies. 130 00:06:03,663 --> 00:06:05,498 - I'm not joking. 131 00:06:07,067 --> 00:06:08,835 - [laughing] I didn't know it was diesel! 132 00:06:08,835 --> 00:06:10,170 I thought it was for-- 133 00:06:12,572 --> 00:06:14,875 I didn't know it was diesel. 134 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:17,510 I thought it was the new Christmas gas. 135 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:25,385 - [laughing] It's green. 136 00:06:31,424 --> 00:06:34,261 I'm getting off here. You've done pissed me off. 137 00:06:34,261 --> 00:06:36,129 [whimsical music] 138 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:38,632 [applause] 139 00:06:40,634 --> 00:06:42,969 - In magic, the hand is quicker than the eye. 140 00:06:42,969 --> 00:06:45,105 But you know what's even quicker than the hand? 141 00:06:45,105 --> 00:06:47,240 The amount of time it takes for you to send us 142 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:49,242 a video of someone who thinks it's magic 143 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:52,479 until it winds up in a magic montage. 144 00:06:52,479 --> 00:06:55,482 - ♪ Lifetime, once in a lifetime ♪ 145 00:06:55,482 --> 00:06:59,286 ♪ There is no rewind, we don't get to do it again ♪ 146 00:06:59,286 --> 00:07:02,923 ♪ You'd better listen, don't want to miss it ♪ 147 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:06,726 ♪ Don't want to risk it, you want to own it ♪ 148 00:07:06,726 --> 00:07:08,628 ♪ This could be the moment 149 00:07:08,628 --> 00:07:13,233 - ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah 150 00:07:13,233 --> 00:07:15,068 - ♪ Yeah, this could be the moment ♪ 151 00:07:15,068 --> 00:07:20,640 - ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah 152 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:22,409 [upbeat music] 153 00:07:22,409 --> 00:07:25,378 - ♪ Right now, ready to find out ♪ 154 00:07:25,378 --> 00:07:27,280 ♪ It's in your sight now 155 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:28,481 ♪ You can go and get it, my friend ♪ 156 00:07:28,481 --> 00:07:29,983 [dog barks] 157 00:07:29,983 --> 00:07:33,019 ♪ Go on and take it, you're gonna make it ♪ 158 00:07:33,019 --> 00:07:34,821 ♪ So can you taste it? 159 00:07:34,821 --> 00:07:36,623 ♪ You want to own it 160 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:38,058 ♪ This could be the moment 161 00:07:38,058 --> 00:07:43,363 - ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah 162 00:07:43,363 --> 00:07:45,098 - ♪ Yeah, this could be the moment ♪ 163 00:07:45,098 --> 00:07:50,770 - ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah 164 00:07:50,770 --> 00:07:52,973 - ♪ Yeah, this could be the moment ♪ 165 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:54,941 ♪ Lifetime, once in a lifetime ♪ 166 00:07:54,941 --> 00:07:57,210 ♪ Yeah, yeah 167 00:07:57,210 --> 00:07:58,545 - Achoo. 168 00:07:58,545 --> 00:08:00,113 - ♪ Yeah, this could be the moment ♪ 169 00:08:00,113 --> 00:08:02,983 ♪ Lifetime, once in a lifetime ♪ 170 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:05,852 ♪ Yeah, yeah, you want to own it ♪ 171 00:08:05,852 --> 00:08:07,287 ♪ Yeah, this could be the moment ♪ 172 00:08:07,287 --> 00:08:08,421 [dog whines] 173 00:08:08,421 --> 00:08:11,458 [cheers and applause] 174 00:08:12,258 --> 00:08:15,195 - Do you have a funny video worth $20,000? 175 00:08:15,195 --> 00:08:16,396 What are you waiting for? 176 00:08:16,396 --> 00:08:19,232 Upload it to afv.com. 177 00:08:21,801 --> 00:08:23,903 [upbeat music] 178 00:08:23,903 --> 00:08:27,440 - AFV is funny because every state sends us videos. 179 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:28,708 And there's lots of states. 180 00:08:28,708 --> 00:08:30,710 In fact, it's called the United States 181 00:08:30,710 --> 00:08:34,214 because we're united in our goal of watching funny videos, 182 00:08:34,214 --> 00:08:36,549 just as the Founding Fathers intended when they signed 183 00:08:36,549 --> 00:08:38,385 the Declaration of Independence at the Eiffel Tower 184 00:08:38,385 --> 00:08:42,555 in Walla Walla, Washington, back in 1983. 185 00:08:42,789 --> 00:08:45,058 I wasn't a history major. 186 00:08:45,058 --> 00:08:47,193 To have hardwood stairs, 187 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:48,762 it helps to have a sense of humor. 188 00:08:48,762 --> 00:08:51,398 [rhythmic thumps] 189 00:08:51,398 --> 00:08:52,999 - Ow! 190 00:08:52,999 --> 00:08:54,334 Ow! 191 00:08:54,334 --> 00:08:55,602 Ah! 192 00:08:55,602 --> 00:08:56,736 - [laughs] 193 00:08:56,736 --> 00:08:58,772 [baby screams] 194 00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:00,707 I'm dying. 195 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:02,308 I'm dying. 196 00:09:02,308 --> 00:09:06,479 He figured out how to open the-- 197 00:09:06,479 --> 00:09:08,348 the butt paste. 198 00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:11,384 [whimsical music] 199 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:15,855 ♪ 200 00:09:15,855 --> 00:09:19,793 - At least he put the butt paste in the right place. 201 00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:22,062 - It's on Campbell's butt. 202 00:09:23,363 --> 00:09:24,631 - The spider? - Yeah. 203 00:09:24,631 --> 00:09:26,132 - It's right there. - Get off! 204 00:09:26,132 --> 00:09:27,634 Get it off! 205 00:09:27,634 --> 00:09:29,002 - It's right there! - Get off! 206 00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:30,503 Get it off! 207 00:09:30,503 --> 00:09:32,972 - I'm showing you where it is. - [cries] Get it off. 208 00:09:32,972 --> 00:09:35,175 I don't want to see it. - Hazel-- 209 00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:37,177 - [crying] Get it off! 210 00:09:37,177 --> 00:09:39,846 - Hazel, look at your pants. There's spiders all over them. 211 00:09:39,846 --> 00:09:41,881 - [crying] Get it off! 212 00:09:41,881 --> 00:09:43,383 - Hazel, it's-- 213 00:09:43,383 --> 00:09:45,552 - [crying] Get it off! 214 00:09:45,552 --> 00:09:47,287 - There's ghosts and spiders on your leg. 215 00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:49,656 Look, you have Halloween pants on. 216 00:09:49,656 --> 00:09:51,858 - [laughs] Oh. 217 00:09:51,858 --> 00:09:54,427 - It's a joke. - [laughs] Oh. 218 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:56,096 - Was it a bad joke? [laughs] 219 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:58,398 - It made me cry. 220 00:09:58,398 --> 00:10:02,469 - Man, the temp agency is not sending over their best. 221 00:10:02,469 --> 00:10:04,404 - [laughs] 222 00:10:04,404 --> 00:10:06,372 [squirrel chattering] 223 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:10,276 - [screams] 224 00:10:15,381 --> 00:10:16,549 [screams] 225 00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:17,951 - But it doesn't look like me because 226 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:20,420 I don't have short hair. 227 00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:22,555 - Well, what's the-- wait, who-- 228 00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:23,890 who drew that? 229 00:10:23,890 --> 00:10:24,891 - Peter. 230 00:10:24,891 --> 00:10:26,759 - And what's it of? 231 00:10:26,759 --> 00:10:28,561 - Me pooping on the floor. 232 00:10:28,561 --> 00:10:30,630 I never have short hair. 233 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:33,633 - Is that--hey, are you more upset about the short hair 234 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,201 or the pooping on the floor? 235 00:10:35,201 --> 00:10:36,870 - Pooping on the floor. 236 00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:38,505 - OK, good, at least you have good priorities. 237 00:10:38,505 --> 00:10:39,772 OK-- 238 00:10:39,772 --> 00:10:41,341 - Why is mom standing there? 239 00:10:41,341 --> 00:10:44,477 Doesn't she know how straight lines work? 240 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,746 - Ow! 241 00:10:46,746 --> 00:10:49,015 [laughs] 242 00:10:49,015 --> 00:10:51,017 both: ♪ Flowing from your heart 243 00:10:51,017 --> 00:10:56,723 ♪ Filling every part of our praise ♪ 244 00:10:56,723 --> 00:11:00,593 ♪ Your presence in this place, your glory on our face ♪ 245 00:11:00,593 --> 00:11:04,631 ♪ We're looking to the sky 246 00:11:04,631 --> 00:11:08,868 ♪ Descending like a cloud, you're standing with us now ♪ 247 00:11:08,868 --> 00:11:10,436 ♪ Lord, unveil-- 248 00:11:10,436 --> 00:11:12,205 - They were supposed to be a duet, 249 00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:14,240 but they turned into a trio-- 250 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:17,243 [chuckles] Get it? 251 00:11:17,243 --> 00:11:21,147 "Tree-o," 'cause it's a tree. 252 00:11:21,147 --> 00:11:22,148 both: ♪ Open up the-- 253 00:11:22,148 --> 00:11:23,750 - I'll let myself out. 254 00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:26,019 both: ♪ We want to see you 255 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:29,122 ♪ Open up the floodgates, a mighty river ♪ 256 00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:30,823 ♪ Flowing from your heart 257 00:11:30,823 --> 00:11:33,826 [applause] 258 00:11:33,826 --> 00:11:36,396 [upbeat music] 259 00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:40,300 - It's time to meet our second batch of $100,000 finalists. 260 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:42,368 Will tonight's winner be a woman whose seat belt is 261 00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:46,139 causing some strife, a dog who confuses a toy with a knife, 262 00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:49,175 or a magic-loving kid having the time of his life? 263 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:55,114 - All right. - Right there. 264 00:11:55,114 --> 00:11:56,416 - Explain the problem to me. 265 00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:57,884 - OK, I can't get out of my seat belt. 266 00:11:57,884 --> 00:11:59,419 - All right. 267 00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:01,487 - Now, I got in it, but I'm trying to find where to push. 268 00:12:01,487 --> 00:12:04,090 And I'll push it right there, and it's not going down. 269 00:12:04,090 --> 00:12:06,559 So I tried the other side, and it's not going down. 270 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,127 I tried squeezing. 271 00:12:08,127 --> 00:12:09,963 I tried going below it. 272 00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:13,266 I--I can't get out of it. 273 00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:18,671 What do you think? 274 00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:20,640 - I've never had this problem. 275 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:23,643 - I--I know. 276 00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:26,045 Now, I've had this seat belt on before. 277 00:12:26,045 --> 00:12:27,046 - Uh-huh. 278 00:12:27,046 --> 00:12:29,115 - And I've gotten out of it. 279 00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:30,917 - And you use your left hand to get you out of it? 280 00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,719 - Yeah. 281 00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:34,420 - Not your right hand? - No. 282 00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:35,655 - Why not your right hand? 283 00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:37,690 - Because I use my right hand over there. 284 00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:40,460 - Uh-huh. - I only have two hands. 285 00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:42,328 Could you push? Could you-- 286 00:12:42,328 --> 00:12:43,863 - When you buckled it in, 287 00:12:43,863 --> 00:12:45,798 which hand did you buckle it in with? 288 00:12:45,798 --> 00:12:47,533 - I pushed it down in here. 289 00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:49,369 - Show me. 290 00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:51,204 - And I heard it click. 291 00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:52,939 - Try your right hand. 292 00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:55,508 - I can't get my right hand over there. 293 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:58,945 - Try your right hand on your right side. 294 00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:01,514 - What are you talking about? 295 00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:08,187 [click] 296 00:13:12,158 --> 00:13:16,763 - [snorts] Oh, I don't believe it! 297 00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:19,432 [laughter] 298 00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:23,036 Well, that's really stupid. 299 00:13:24,871 --> 00:13:27,874 [quirky music] 300 00:13:27,874 --> 00:13:29,309 ♪ 301 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,244 - Go to your kennel. 302 00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:32,612 Hey! 303 00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:34,514 You put that down. 304 00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:36,516 - [laughs] 305 00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:38,551 - Put it down. Drop it. 306 00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:40,286 Drop it. 307 00:13:40,286 --> 00:13:41,554 Drop it. 308 00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:42,689 [object clatters] 309 00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:45,858 - What you gonna do? 310 00:13:45,858 --> 00:13:47,760 You gonna stuff it in here? 311 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:49,629 OK, stuff it in there. 312 00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:51,064 Is it in there? - Yep. 313 00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:53,399 - You sure? - Yeah, it's all-- 314 00:13:53,399 --> 00:13:55,101 - It's there. Shake it. 315 00:13:55,101 --> 00:13:57,170 Shake it. Shake it. 316 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,604 Shake it. 317 00:13:58,604 --> 00:14:00,573 Is it in there? 318 00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:02,408 - It's right there. - Are you sure? 319 00:14:02,408 --> 00:14:05,645 - It's right there. [laughter] 320 00:14:09,315 --> 00:14:11,150 - Now do that one. 321 00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:14,387 - [laughing] OK. All right, stuff it in there. 322 00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:20,626 Is it in there? - It's right there. 323 00:14:20,626 --> 00:14:21,861 - It's right there. 324 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,763 OK, shake it up. [laughing] Shake it. 325 00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:25,531 Shake it. 326 00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:27,834 - It's in there, right bottom. 327 00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:29,836 - Are you sure? - Yep. 328 00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:32,872 [laughter] 329 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,945 Let's do another one. 330 00:14:38,945 --> 00:14:42,148 - [laughing] OK. 331 00:14:42,148 --> 00:14:45,151 OK. - And stuff it in. 332 00:14:45,151 --> 00:14:48,020 - [laughing] OK. And shake it. 333 00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:50,289 And shake-- 334 00:14:50,289 --> 00:14:52,658 [laughing] 335 00:14:52,658 --> 00:14:54,293 Is it in there? 336 00:14:54,293 --> 00:14:57,130 - It's right there on bottom. 337 00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:59,932 [laughter] 338 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,205 Oh, my God. 339 00:15:06,205 --> 00:15:07,740 - [laughs] 340 00:15:09,041 --> 00:15:11,878 [upbeat music] 341 00:15:11,878 --> 00:15:15,815 ♪ 342 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:20,353 [upbeat music] 343 00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:23,689 - Kids--can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em. 344 00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:25,291 Or is that men? 345 00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:27,026 It's either men or kids. 346 00:15:27,026 --> 00:15:29,562 Regardless, you know what we really can't live without? 347 00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:30,963 Kids saying funny things. 348 00:15:30,963 --> 00:15:34,600 And as the host of AFV, I wouldn't even want to try. 349 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,602 - You were just telling me-- what were you saying, 350 00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:38,004 that your tummy really hurts? 351 00:15:38,004 --> 00:15:39,205 - Uh-huh. 352 00:15:42,809 --> 00:15:44,277 - Because what goes over there? 353 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,913 - Oh, that goes-- all the tomato soup 354 00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:48,648 and all that stuff. 355 00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:51,317 But I keep my bacon right here. 356 00:15:51,317 --> 00:15:53,686 - So you have room for bacon, but not anymore tomato soup? 357 00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:55,221 Is that what you were just telling me? 358 00:15:55,221 --> 00:15:58,758 - I keep plain food right here and right here. 359 00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:00,693 But I keep bacon right here. 360 00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:02,328 - OK. 361 00:16:02,328 --> 00:16:04,130 So what do you have room for? 362 00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:06,032 - Only the bacon. - Deal. 363 00:16:06,032 --> 00:16:08,267 - Mommy-- - Do you like your dinner? 364 00:16:08,267 --> 00:16:09,702 - Yeah, but-- 365 00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:16,142 - I have to take them out. - It's what? 366 00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:18,010 - Butt peas. 367 00:16:18,010 --> 00:16:19,445 Here, see? 368 00:16:19,445 --> 00:16:22,114 They look like butts because they have the little line. 369 00:16:22,114 --> 00:16:23,549 They have the little line in the middle, 370 00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:25,551 so they look like butts. 371 00:16:25,551 --> 00:16:27,353 - Mama, those are chickpeas. 372 00:16:27,353 --> 00:16:29,455 - Chickpeas? - They're not butt peas. 373 00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:31,924 - But they look like butts. 374 00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:35,127 - Please, may I have a cookie? 375 00:16:35,127 --> 00:16:37,497 Please? 376 00:16:39,131 --> 00:16:41,434 - We don't have cookies for breakfast. 377 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:44,237 - Well, no, no, 378 00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:48,574 I'm talking about that to be my appetizer. 379 00:16:48,574 --> 00:16:52,078 - What happens if we have 5, and we take away 5? 380 00:16:52,078 --> 00:16:55,414 - Then we have 0. - Very good. 381 00:16:55,414 --> 00:16:57,517 What are you going to be someday? 382 00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,418 A math-- 383 00:16:59,418 --> 00:17:01,087 - Math-- 384 00:17:02,989 --> 00:17:05,725 - No, not math potato, a mathematician. 385 00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:07,293 - A mathematician. 386 00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:15,768 - And to the-- 387 00:17:22,441 --> 00:17:24,310 - For liberty and justice-- 388 00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:25,311 - Of all. 389 00:17:25,311 --> 00:17:28,414 For liberty and justice of all. 390 00:17:28,414 --> 00:17:29,448 - Perfect. 391 00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:32,051 - Huh? 392 00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:36,188 - Why? - You can't-- 393 00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:39,625 - Why? What happened in there? 394 00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:42,361 - In the gas, and-- 395 00:17:44,196 --> 00:17:46,866 - Yuck. - [laughs] 396 00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:50,202 [applause] 397 00:17:50,202 --> 00:17:52,405 - Get ready to boop some snoop. 398 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,440 We're going to the dog park. 399 00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:57,009 [whimsical music, dogs barking] 400 00:17:57,009 --> 00:17:58,444 - Dexter. Hi, Dexter. 401 00:17:58,444 --> 00:17:59,779 How are you? 402 00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:01,447 Now, see if Uncle Dave will call you. 403 00:18:01,447 --> 00:18:03,215 - Dexter, you want a treat? 404 00:18:03,215 --> 00:18:04,717 - Treat? 405 00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:06,886 Ooh. 406 00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:08,354 - The only thing that likes treats 407 00:18:08,354 --> 00:18:11,857 more than Dexter's tummy are his ears. 408 00:18:11,857 --> 00:18:15,328 - You want a big treat? [dog snorts] 409 00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:16,429 Treat? 410 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:17,997 - [laughs] 411 00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:21,000 [whimsical music] 412 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:24,337 ♪ 413 00:18:30,176 --> 00:18:33,613 - Uh, you forgot something. 414 00:18:36,215 --> 00:18:37,650 [upbeat music] 415 00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:39,452 - Ay! - [laughs] 416 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:40,686 - Ay! 417 00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:42,855 Ay! 418 00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:45,358 Ay! 419 00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:49,161 - Hey, it's a ponytail, not a wiener dog tail. 420 00:18:49,161 --> 00:18:52,198 - [speaking Spanish] 421 00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:57,903 [dog barking] 422 00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:02,675 - Are you happy today? 423 00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:05,478 Oh, you are? [dog growls] 424 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:08,314 How happy are you? 425 00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:11,651 [dog growls] 426 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:14,353 Smile. 427 00:19:14,353 --> 00:19:15,855 - It must be frustrating when there's 428 00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:17,690 something on the counter you want, 429 00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:20,393 but your legs are too short. 430 00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:22,728 - [laughs] 431 00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:30,369 What do you think is up there? 432 00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:35,441 Oh, do you see this Santa bottle of wine? 433 00:19:35,441 --> 00:19:37,109 [laughs] 434 00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:41,847 [glass shatters] [screams] 435 00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:45,451 [applause] 436 00:19:45,451 --> 00:19:49,221 all: Hey, Alfonso! 437 00:19:49,221 --> 00:19:54,293 - Hey, Alfonso. Show us more balloon videos. 438 00:19:54,293 --> 00:19:55,494 - Ha, ha. 439 00:19:55,494 --> 00:19:57,730 OK, Riker and Rowan, you want balloon videos? 440 00:19:57,730 --> 00:20:00,900 Well, how about I float these your way? 441 00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:02,968 [upbeat music] 442 00:20:02,968 --> 00:20:04,837 - Nice. - That's a nice one. 443 00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:06,405 - Number two. 444 00:20:08,674 --> 00:20:09,675 - Yep. 445 00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:11,444 Tess, are you ready? - Yes. 446 00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:12,712 - [screams] 447 00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,780 - [laughs] 448 00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:17,349 [laughter] 449 00:20:17,349 --> 00:20:20,319 - [laughing] 450 00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:30,096 - Those things are freaky enough without a butt balloon. 451 00:20:30,096 --> 00:20:33,199 - Oh, Lord. 452 00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:36,569 [laughs] 453 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:39,505 - They're trying to burst the balloon, 454 00:20:39,505 --> 00:20:42,675 but that's not the only thing that bursts. 455 00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:44,276 - [screams] 456 00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:48,080 - [shouts indistinctly] 457 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,315 Oh. 458 00:20:49,315 --> 00:20:52,084 - What happened? 459 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:55,020 - Oh, my God. 460 00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:56,756 Oh, my God! 461 00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:59,592 - Touch it. 462 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:03,162 [all cheer] 463 00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:06,165 - It's a girl. - It's a girl. 464 00:21:06,165 --> 00:21:08,467 - Hooray! 465 00:21:08,467 --> 00:21:09,902 Is it a girl? 466 00:21:11,470 --> 00:21:13,606 - [laughs] 467 00:21:14,406 --> 00:21:16,008 - Forget inflation. 468 00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:18,410 Deflation is this kid's problem. 469 00:21:18,410 --> 00:21:21,313 [high-pitched buzzing] 470 00:21:23,182 --> 00:21:24,583 - [laughs] 471 00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:25,951 - All right. 472 00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:27,353 - They had the idea to fill that balloon 473 00:21:27,353 --> 00:21:30,856 using baking soda and vinegar. 474 00:21:30,856 --> 00:21:32,825 I didn't say it was a good idea. 475 00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:36,328 It's rising. [screaming] 476 00:21:36,328 --> 00:21:38,230 [screams] 477 00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:42,268 [applause] 478 00:21:42,268 --> 00:21:45,271 [upbeat music] 479 00:21:45,271 --> 00:21:46,806 ♪ 480 00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:49,408 - Get ready to experience a magical vacation 481 00:21:49,408 --> 00:21:51,043 aboard the Disney Wish, 482 00:21:51,043 --> 00:21:52,912 the newest ship from Disney Cruise Line. 483 00:21:52,912 --> 00:21:54,747 This season, AFV's grand prize winner 484 00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:56,849 will step aboard and experience enchantment 485 00:21:56,849 --> 00:22:00,152 everywhere they turn on a four-night Bahamian cruise. 486 00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:02,555 The Disney Wish brings to life the spectacular worlds 487 00:22:02,555 --> 00:22:05,391 and beloved characters from Disney, Marvel, 488 00:22:05,391 --> 00:22:08,527 Star Wars and Pixar, all with the service and care 489 00:22:08,527 --> 00:22:11,497 that you expect from a Disney Cruise Line vacation. 490 00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:14,633 See the splendor of Queen Elsa's ice magic. 491 00:22:14,633 --> 00:22:16,802 Assemble with some favorite Avengers. 492 00:22:16,802 --> 00:22:18,737 Take a wild adventure on the first ever 493 00:22:18,737 --> 00:22:21,207 Disney attraction at sea. 494 00:22:21,207 --> 00:22:24,443 Adults can rest and relax at exclusive spaces, 495 00:22:24,443 --> 00:22:26,712 sip a cocktail at the first of its kind 496 00:22:26,712 --> 00:22:28,781 Star Wars Hyperspace Lounge, 497 00:22:28,781 --> 00:22:30,916 or sit back and soak up the sun. 498 00:22:30,916 --> 00:22:34,053 On the Disney Wish, dreams really do come true. 499 00:22:34,053 --> 00:22:36,755 Tune into AFV's grand prize spectacular to find out 500 00:22:36,755 --> 00:22:40,059 who wins this magical vacation. 501 00:22:41,727 --> 00:22:44,396 [upbeat music] 502 00:22:44,396 --> 00:22:46,098 [cheers and applause] 503 00:22:46,098 --> 00:22:48,968 - I have to admit, some days I feel overwhelmed 504 00:22:48,968 --> 00:22:50,736 and other days I feel underwhelmed. 505 00:22:50,736 --> 00:22:53,138 For once, can't I just feel whelmed? 506 00:22:53,138 --> 00:22:54,840 But seriously, what's a guy got to do 507 00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:57,810 to feel not too little whelmed, and not too much whelmed? 508 00:22:57,810 --> 00:22:59,645 Now, watch these videos 509 00:22:59,645 --> 00:23:03,215 that I hope you find completely whelming. 510 00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:07,920 What good's a black belt if it can't hold up your pants? 511 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:13,826 ♪ 512 00:23:13,826 --> 00:23:16,295 [applause] 513 00:23:16,295 --> 00:23:20,766 Amateur Sledge Hammer Lady, worst renovation show ever. 514 00:23:20,766 --> 00:23:23,168 - [groans] - Oh. 515 00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:31,110 Whatever he's watching is so riveting, 516 00:23:31,110 --> 00:23:33,979 it turned him into a human coaster. 517 00:23:35,814 --> 00:23:38,851 [woman laughing in background] 518 00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:49,295 See, if it were me, I'd go on 519 00:23:49,295 --> 00:23:52,031 the not-icy part of the driveway. 520 00:23:52,031 --> 00:23:55,034 [woman continues laughing] 521 00:24:06,645 --> 00:24:08,514 He's been watching a lot of heist movies 522 00:24:08,514 --> 00:24:11,183 and he knows to take out the security cameras first. 523 00:24:14,353 --> 00:24:17,389 [wind whooshing] 524 00:24:20,826 --> 00:24:24,163 For an extra $5, they could have bolted that down. 525 00:24:26,398 --> 00:24:27,800 - [screams] 526 00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:33,205 - When your Uncle Frank is a taxidermist, 527 00:24:33,205 --> 00:24:35,908 every day is April Fool's Day. 528 00:24:37,509 --> 00:24:40,679 - [screaming] 529 00:24:43,882 --> 00:24:46,552 - Just zones off and stares at nothing. 530 00:24:46,552 --> 00:24:48,787 No, Lucy. 531 00:24:48,787 --> 00:24:50,389 - The baby's a little tired, 532 00:24:50,389 --> 00:24:52,624 but the fur baby has plenty of energy. 533 00:24:52,624 --> 00:24:54,326 - Oh, baby. 534 00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:56,295 Not you. 535 00:24:56,295 --> 00:24:58,330 [laughing] Stop. 536 00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:02,434 This dog trying to get her. 537 00:25:02,434 --> 00:25:03,802 OK. 538 00:25:03,802 --> 00:25:06,672 We see you. 539 00:25:06,672 --> 00:25:09,708 Poor baby in the background. 540 00:25:09,708 --> 00:25:11,176 [applause] 541 00:25:11,176 --> 00:25:14,179 [grand music] 542 00:25:14,179 --> 00:25:16,181 ♪ 543 00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:18,784 - It's time to meet our third and final batch 544 00:25:18,784 --> 00:25:20,219 of $100,000 finalists. 545 00:25:20,219 --> 00:25:21,453 Will tonight's winner be a woman 546 00:25:21,453 --> 00:25:23,689 who can't seem to work in seclusion, 547 00:25:23,689 --> 00:25:26,558 a man that discovers parking brakes have no substitution, 548 00:25:26,558 --> 00:25:30,529 or a grandma with some gift unwrapping confusion? 549 00:25:35,801 --> 00:25:38,370 [toy squeaks] 550 00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:40,205 - This is what my dog does when I'm trying to work. 551 00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:41,874 [toy squeaks] 552 00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:45,010 If she sees me on the phone or on the computer-- 553 00:25:45,010 --> 00:25:48,247 [toy squeaking] 554 00:25:48,247 --> 00:25:51,150 Or if I talk, then she starts squeaking her toy. 555 00:25:51,150 --> 00:25:56,455 She gets as close to me as she can with her possum. 556 00:25:56,455 --> 00:25:59,058 And goes to town squeaking it. 557 00:26:01,026 --> 00:26:03,429 She's super quiet, and then as soon as I talk, 558 00:26:03,429 --> 00:26:04,930 get on the computer, she'll-- 559 00:26:04,930 --> 00:26:07,699 she'll come right up here to me. 560 00:26:07,699 --> 00:26:10,702 [toy squeaking] 561 00:26:12,604 --> 00:26:14,840 [laughing] 562 00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:16,942 Oh, my God. 563 00:26:18,977 --> 00:26:20,846 OK, OK. 564 00:26:32,524 --> 00:26:34,860 [engine turns over] 565 00:26:38,297 --> 00:26:40,766 - My trailer! 566 00:26:40,766 --> 00:26:43,435 My truck. 567 00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:44,436 My tree. 568 00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:46,305 [crash] 569 00:26:49,208 --> 00:26:50,976 - Oh! 570 00:26:53,979 --> 00:26:55,614 - Nice. 571 00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:58,684 - Girl, you got-- you got some expensive stuff. 572 00:26:58,684 --> 00:27:01,920 - Mm. Some earrings. 573 00:27:03,422 --> 00:27:04,623 - Nickels, Kelsey. 574 00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:06,625 - Oh, I need those. 575 00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:08,527 - Whoa, those are cool. What that is? 576 00:27:08,527 --> 00:27:09,661 Nickels? 577 00:27:09,661 --> 00:27:11,497 - And a bracelet. 578 00:27:11,497 --> 00:27:13,732 - You go, girl. 579 00:27:13,732 --> 00:27:15,501 - Oh. 580 00:27:18,170 --> 00:27:19,404 Oh. 581 00:27:19,404 --> 00:27:21,573 - That looks like a wallet I got at my house. 582 00:27:21,573 --> 00:27:23,976 - It's a Michael-- this is Michael Kors. 583 00:27:23,976 --> 00:27:25,344 - Is it Michael Kors? 584 00:27:25,344 --> 00:27:27,813 - I got one just like that at my house. 585 00:27:27,813 --> 00:27:29,114 You took it? 586 00:27:29,114 --> 00:27:32,117 - [laughs] Why would I take your stuff? 587 00:27:32,117 --> 00:27:34,553 - I got it, Kelsey. Remember I showed ya? 588 00:27:34,553 --> 00:27:36,889 - I mean-- 589 00:27:36,889 --> 00:27:39,691 - How nice. 590 00:27:39,691 --> 00:27:42,161 - Oh. - That's at my house, too. 591 00:27:42,161 --> 00:27:43,662 [laughter] 592 00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:46,098 - Oh. Fish. 593 00:27:46,098 --> 00:27:47,566 - [laughs] 594 00:27:47,566 --> 00:27:50,135 I got some--I got something like that at my house, too. 595 00:27:50,135 --> 00:27:53,338 [overlapping speech] - It's a napkin. 596 00:27:53,338 --> 00:27:55,641 - Oh, my God! [laughter] 597 00:27:55,641 --> 00:27:57,209 There it is. 598 00:27:59,278 --> 00:28:01,914 Uh-uh. You knew they took my napkin? 599 00:28:01,914 --> 00:28:04,349 [laughter] 600 00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:06,885 - Oh, my-- 601 00:28:06,885 --> 00:28:10,222 - He said you bought our gifts. 602 00:28:10,222 --> 00:28:12,090 - You took that from my house? 603 00:28:12,090 --> 00:28:13,926 - I ain't paying all that money, so I went to Mom's. 604 00:28:13,926 --> 00:28:16,028 [laughter] 605 00:28:16,028 --> 00:28:18,697 - That's--that's my wallet? 606 00:28:20,499 --> 00:28:23,001 - Oh, look what I got. - Oh! 607 00:28:28,006 --> 00:28:30,375 - Vintage! Vintage! 608 00:28:36,381 --> 00:28:39,451 [overlapping speech] 609 00:28:40,852 --> 00:28:43,689 [applause] 610 00:28:45,224 --> 00:28:47,459 - There are so many types of kisses-- 611 00:28:47,459 --> 00:28:49,361 a hello kiss, a goodbye kiss, 612 00:28:49,361 --> 00:28:51,430 a kiss goodnight, a French kiss, 613 00:28:51,430 --> 00:28:53,799 a first kiss--but now for the first time ever, 614 00:28:53,799 --> 00:28:56,134 there's a montage of kisses. 615 00:28:56,134 --> 00:28:58,670 I mean, OK, it's not as sexy as most of the others, 616 00:28:58,670 --> 00:29:01,406 but, I mean, this is a family show. 617 00:29:01,406 --> 00:29:03,675 [classical music] 618 00:29:03,675 --> 00:29:05,677 - [sneezes] 619 00:29:05,677 --> 00:29:08,614 ♪ 620 00:29:08,614 --> 00:29:09,848 - [laughs] 621 00:29:09,848 --> 00:29:16,922 ♪ 622 00:29:17,956 --> 00:29:20,892 - I love you. 623 00:29:20,892 --> 00:29:22,194 Ow! 624 00:29:24,896 --> 00:29:26,265 - [screams] - [screams] 625 00:29:26,265 --> 00:29:30,669 ♪ 626 00:29:32,938 --> 00:29:34,239 - Oh. [laughs] 627 00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:42,814 - [sneezes] - Oh! 628 00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:51,089 all: Oh! [giggling] 629 00:29:53,158 --> 00:29:55,127 [thunk] - [laughs] 630 00:29:59,064 --> 00:30:00,799 [dog coughs] 631 00:30:03,468 --> 00:30:04,970 - Got a funny video? 632 00:30:04,970 --> 00:30:07,339 Upload it to AFV.com. 633 00:30:07,339 --> 00:30:10,075 [applause] 634 00:30:13,145 --> 00:30:16,148 [upbeat music] 635 00:30:16,148 --> 00:30:18,617 ♪ 636 00:30:18,617 --> 00:30:21,987 - Did you know chocolate chip cookies were a mistake? 637 00:30:21,987 --> 00:30:23,522 Seriously, seriously. 638 00:30:23,522 --> 00:30:25,857 The lady who invented them thought 639 00:30:25,857 --> 00:30:27,359 that the chunks of chocolate would melt 640 00:30:27,359 --> 00:30:30,195 evenly throughout, thus making a chocolate cookie. 641 00:30:30,195 --> 00:30:33,632 It's a mistake that turned out great, unlike these boneheads 642 00:30:33,632 --> 00:30:35,801 whose mistakes do nothing more than amuse us, 643 00:30:35,801 --> 00:30:38,437 which, come to think of it, is pretty great. 644 00:30:38,437 --> 00:30:40,305 I mean, not chocolate chip cookie great, 645 00:30:40,305 --> 00:30:42,674 but way better than, like, Graham cracker great. 646 00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:44,142 Way better. 647 00:30:44,142 --> 00:30:47,646 ♪ 648 00:30:47,646 --> 00:30:49,514 These sisters are really close... 649 00:30:51,416 --> 00:30:53,652 To being able to walk. 650 00:30:58,423 --> 00:31:01,026 With all the money he spent on that roof carrier, 651 00:31:01,026 --> 00:31:03,362 he couldn't afford a stepladder? 652 00:31:05,464 --> 00:31:07,499 [crash] 653 00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:14,139 - She's coming. [laughs] 654 00:31:14,139 --> 00:31:17,342 - She didn't even see our car right here. 655 00:31:17,342 --> 00:31:20,512 - She can't find her SUV, but to be fair, 656 00:31:20,512 --> 00:31:22,481 it's only a three-ton metal object 657 00:31:22,481 --> 00:31:24,082 10 feet in front of her. 658 00:31:24,082 --> 00:31:26,551 - Oh. [laughter] 659 00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:29,187 That woman. - I can't hold the phone. 660 00:31:29,187 --> 00:31:31,490 - I can't believe. - Look at Natalie. 661 00:31:31,490 --> 00:31:32,958 She's--she's the-- - Where's the horn? 662 00:31:32,958 --> 00:31:35,026 - No, no. No. 663 00:31:35,026 --> 00:31:36,762 Who's she calling? [horn honks] 664 00:31:36,762 --> 00:31:37,963 - Us. 665 00:31:37,963 --> 00:31:39,731 [horn honks] 666 00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:41,933 - She's calling me. [laughter] 667 00:31:41,933 --> 00:31:47,672 ♪ 668 00:31:47,672 --> 00:31:48,840 [car trills] 669 00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:51,343 [car engine starts] 670 00:31:53,278 --> 00:31:55,480 - He forgot something in the house. 671 00:31:57,282 --> 00:31:59,684 And he forgot something in the car. 672 00:32:07,859 --> 00:32:09,928 He's not quite sleepwalking, 673 00:32:09,928 --> 00:32:13,765 but he is sleep whatever-the-heck this is. 674 00:32:13,765 --> 00:32:15,367 [thud] 675 00:32:25,577 --> 00:32:28,180 [applause] 676 00:32:28,180 --> 00:32:29,848 [bright music] 677 00:32:29,848 --> 00:32:31,716 Do you know what the world needs now? 678 00:32:37,689 --> 00:32:39,958 - I can't make my head-- 679 00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:42,394 [laughs] 680 00:32:42,394 --> 00:32:45,063 What do I do? 681 00:32:45,063 --> 00:32:46,798 I'm too old for TikTok. 682 00:32:46,798 --> 00:32:48,400 ♪ 683 00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:49,768 - I hope you've enjoyed... 684 00:32:53,705 --> 00:32:56,208 [applause] 685 00:32:56,208 --> 00:32:57,909 Ever look something up on the internet, 686 00:32:57,909 --> 00:33:00,645 and it leads you to something else, and something else, 687 00:33:00,645 --> 00:33:03,448 and suddenly your family hasn't seen you for two weeks? 688 00:33:03,448 --> 00:33:05,717 Yeah, it's called going down the rabbit hole. 689 00:33:05,717 --> 00:33:08,620 At least when you get sucked into the AFV rabbit hole, 690 00:33:08,620 --> 00:33:10,255 you only lose an hour. 691 00:33:10,255 --> 00:33:12,524 But, you know, don't--don't think of it as losing an hour. 692 00:33:12,524 --> 00:33:14,259 Think of it as gaining a bunch of friends 693 00:33:14,259 --> 00:33:16,595 who just aren't good at stuff. 694 00:33:16,595 --> 00:33:19,598 [organ music] 695 00:33:19,598 --> 00:33:20,799 ♪ 696 00:33:20,799 --> 00:33:22,934 - Again, to all the moms in the room, major-- 697 00:33:22,934 --> 00:33:24,402 [thud] 698 00:33:26,238 --> 00:33:28,039 Happy Mother's Day. 699 00:33:29,407 --> 00:33:32,277 - It's going to be a birdie. 700 00:33:32,277 --> 00:33:34,179 It's going to be a birdie. Help me, bug. 701 00:33:34,179 --> 00:33:37,115 - A bug helping him get a birdie. 702 00:33:37,115 --> 00:33:40,385 It's funny 'cause birdies usually eat bugs. 703 00:33:40,385 --> 00:33:42,220 - Help, help. Thank you. 704 00:33:42,220 --> 00:33:44,489 - Ay! Ay! 705 00:33:44,489 --> 00:33:46,625 - Who's next in line for the roller coaster? 706 00:33:46,625 --> 00:33:47,893 OK, come on. 707 00:33:47,893 --> 00:33:50,095 Come this way and hop on in. 708 00:33:52,097 --> 00:33:54,900 OK, now I need to buckle you in. 709 00:33:54,900 --> 00:33:57,702 OK. The bars are coming across. 710 00:33:57,702 --> 00:33:58,937 All right. 711 00:33:58,937 --> 00:34:00,739 Hold on to those bars and get ready. 712 00:34:00,739 --> 00:34:02,073 The roller coaster-- 713 00:34:02,073 --> 00:34:03,108 - If you can't get to the amusement park, 714 00:34:03,108 --> 00:34:04,876 just make one in your garage. 715 00:34:04,876 --> 00:34:06,111 - One. 716 00:34:06,111 --> 00:34:09,147 [loud buzzing] 717 00:34:15,287 --> 00:34:18,890 - Apparently, those aren't her airport shoes. 718 00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:21,126 - [laughs] 719 00:34:21,126 --> 00:34:22,561 She fell. 720 00:34:27,332 --> 00:34:30,101 - Duke puts the pee in package. 721 00:34:38,009 --> 00:34:39,644 See if you could guess who forgot 722 00:34:39,644 --> 00:34:41,479 the truck's parking brake. 723 00:34:41,479 --> 00:34:47,118 ♪ 724 00:35:02,300 --> 00:35:04,669 [crash] 725 00:35:04,669 --> 00:35:07,706 [applause] 726 00:35:10,375 --> 00:35:13,678 We're so close to finding out who wins the 100 grand, 727 00:35:13,678 --> 00:35:15,480 I'm shaking in my shoes. 728 00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:18,516 Which reminds me, I need to get some sturdier shoes. 729 00:35:18,516 --> 00:35:20,418 We'll reveal the winner after the break. 730 00:35:20,418 --> 00:35:21,853 Don't go away. 731 00:35:21,853 --> 00:35:24,122 ♪ 732 00:35:25,890 --> 00:35:28,293 [upbeat music] 733 00:35:28,293 --> 00:35:29,661 - Welcome back. 734 00:35:29,661 --> 00:35:32,364 I have that butterfly- in-the-stomach feeling 735 00:35:32,364 --> 00:35:35,767 I can only get by giving nice people a ton of money-- 736 00:35:35,767 --> 00:35:37,402 or eating a bunch of butterflies, 737 00:35:37,402 --> 00:35:39,471 which I am not going to do, OK? 738 00:35:39,471 --> 00:35:41,539 So here's one last look at the finalists 739 00:35:41,539 --> 00:35:43,575 vying for the 100 grand. 740 00:35:43,575 --> 00:35:45,610 ♪ 741 00:35:45,610 --> 00:35:47,245 - Can we poop in our pants? - Yes. 742 00:35:47,245 --> 00:35:48,747 - No. Where do we poop? 743 00:35:48,747 --> 00:35:50,081 - Our diaper. 744 00:35:50,081 --> 00:35:51,750 - No, not in the diaper. - A potty. 745 00:35:51,750 --> 00:35:52,851 - In the potty. 746 00:35:52,851 --> 00:35:54,586 Can we poop in our diaper? - Yes. 747 00:35:54,586 --> 00:35:56,721 - No. No, we poop in the potty. 748 00:35:56,721 --> 00:35:58,890 [bird whistles] 749 00:35:58,890 --> 00:36:01,092 - Come on, dog. Come here. 750 00:36:01,092 --> 00:36:02,727 You want to go outside? 751 00:36:02,727 --> 00:36:03,962 Come on. 752 00:36:03,962 --> 00:36:05,463 [bird whistles] 753 00:36:05,463 --> 00:36:08,466 - I just put gas in it, and it's like making weird noises, 754 00:36:08,466 --> 00:36:09,968 and I don't know what's wrong with it. 755 00:36:09,968 --> 00:36:12,704 I got the new Christmas edition gas. 756 00:36:12,704 --> 00:36:14,806 It was like $7 a gallon. 757 00:36:16,074 --> 00:36:18,543 - What are you talking about? 758 00:36:18,543 --> 00:36:21,513 - The green nozzle that the gas stations have for Christmas. 759 00:36:21,513 --> 00:36:23,882 - Yeah, that's diesel. 760 00:36:23,882 --> 00:36:25,650 - OK. I can't get out of my seat belt. 761 00:36:25,650 --> 00:36:27,185 - All right. 762 00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:29,754 - Now, I got in it, but I'm trying to find where to push. 763 00:36:29,754 --> 00:36:31,623 And I'll push it right there, and it's not going down. 764 00:36:31,623 --> 00:36:34,426 So I tried the other side, and it's not going down. 765 00:36:34,426 --> 00:36:35,960 I tried squeezing it. 766 00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:37,829 I tried going below it. 767 00:36:37,829 --> 00:36:41,066 I--I--I can't get out of it. 768 00:36:46,071 --> 00:36:47,972 - Go to your kennel. 769 00:36:47,972 --> 00:36:51,509 - Hey. You put that down. 770 00:36:51,509 --> 00:36:52,844 - [laughs] 771 00:36:52,844 --> 00:36:55,280 - [laughing] 772 00:36:57,515 --> 00:36:58,750 Is it in there? 773 00:36:58,750 --> 00:37:01,953 - It's right there, on bottom. 774 00:37:01,953 --> 00:37:04,989 [laughter] 775 00:37:09,761 --> 00:37:11,863 Oh, my God. 776 00:37:13,164 --> 00:37:15,233 - This is what my dog does when I'm trying to work. 777 00:37:15,233 --> 00:37:16,968 [toy squeaks] 778 00:37:16,968 --> 00:37:20,305 If she sees me on the phone or on the computer-- 779 00:37:20,305 --> 00:37:23,341 [toy squeaking] 780 00:37:25,944 --> 00:37:28,279 [laughs] 781 00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:37,689 [thud] 782 00:37:41,092 --> 00:37:42,994 - Oh! 783 00:37:42,994 --> 00:37:44,763 - Oh. 784 00:37:46,898 --> 00:37:48,166 Oh. 785 00:37:48,166 --> 00:37:50,034 - That looks like a wallet I got at my house. 786 00:37:50,034 --> 00:37:52,704 - It's a Michael-- it's a Michael Kors. 787 00:37:52,704 --> 00:37:54,205 - Is it Michael Kors? 788 00:37:54,205 --> 00:37:56,775 - I got one just like that at my house. 789 00:37:56,775 --> 00:37:59,410 - How nice. 790 00:37:59,410 --> 00:38:00,478 Oh, this-- 791 00:38:00,478 --> 00:38:03,081 - That's at my house, too! 792 00:38:03,081 --> 00:38:05,083 [applause] 793 00:38:05,083 --> 00:38:06,851 - We've seen all nine finalists. 794 00:38:06,851 --> 00:38:08,686 Who will win the $100,000? 795 00:38:08,686 --> 00:38:11,055 Well, we recently went to the Walt Disney World Resort 796 00:38:11,055 --> 00:38:13,358 in Florida where guests voted to determine the winner, 797 00:38:13,358 --> 00:38:15,860 and now we will reveal the top three vote-getters. 798 00:38:15,860 --> 00:38:17,195 That's right. 799 00:38:17,195 --> 00:38:19,831 The $100,000 winner is one of these three clips. 800 00:38:19,831 --> 00:38:21,232 [applause] 801 00:38:21,232 --> 00:38:24,302 Here they are in no particular order. 802 00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:26,404 [grand music] 803 00:38:26,404 --> 00:38:28,873 First up, it's Truck and Trailer Fail'er 804 00:38:28,873 --> 00:38:30,708 sent in by Christopher Archondous 805 00:38:30,708 --> 00:38:33,812 from McGregor, Texas. 806 00:38:33,812 --> 00:38:35,246 Next up, 807 00:38:35,246 --> 00:38:37,549 it's Entertaining Potty Training 808 00:38:37,549 --> 00:38:42,687 sent in by the Tyler family from Florence, Alabama. 809 00:38:42,687 --> 00:38:44,689 And the final family-- 810 00:38:44,689 --> 00:38:46,691 its Gifting Granny's Goods 811 00:38:46,691 --> 00:38:49,794 sent in by Paige Williams from LaPlace, Louisiana. 812 00:38:49,794 --> 00:38:53,097 [cheers and applause] 813 00:38:53,097 --> 00:38:55,767 There's our top three. Did your favorite make the cut? 814 00:38:55,767 --> 00:38:57,802 Well, we'll reveal the winner in just a moment. 815 00:38:57,802 --> 00:38:59,904 But before we do, let's give thanks to everyone 816 00:38:59,904 --> 00:39:02,440 who sent in a video this year with an honorable mention 817 00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:05,276 spanning the second half of the season. 818 00:39:05,276 --> 00:39:08,279 [dramatic music] 819 00:39:08,279 --> 00:39:14,018 ♪ 820 00:39:14,552 --> 00:39:17,522 [camel grunting] 821 00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:28,900 [dogs barking] 822 00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:32,937 [dog barking] 823 00:39:41,846 --> 00:39:43,748 - [screams] 824 00:39:50,922 --> 00:39:52,690 - [yelps] 825 00:39:55,293 --> 00:39:57,262 - [yelps] 826 00:39:58,429 --> 00:40:00,164 [tires screech] 827 00:40:04,869 --> 00:40:06,537 - [screams] 828 00:40:06,537 --> 00:40:08,006 Ow. 829 00:40:09,173 --> 00:40:11,743 - [grunting] 830 00:40:11,743 --> 00:40:13,144 Oh. 831 00:40:15,146 --> 00:40:17,282 [applause] 832 00:40:17,282 --> 00:40:18,449 - Funny stuff. 833 00:40:18,449 --> 00:40:19,684 But enough of the honorable mentions. 834 00:40:19,684 --> 00:40:21,753 Let's find out which video will be crowned 835 00:40:21,753 --> 00:40:25,056 tonight's $100,000 winner. 836 00:40:25,056 --> 00:40:29,427 Will it be Truck and Trailer Fail'er, 837 00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:32,163 Entertaining Potty Training, 838 00:40:32,163 --> 00:40:36,000 or will it be Gifting Granny's Goods? 839 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,169 Tonight's funniest video 840 00:40:38,169 --> 00:40:41,906 and the winner of the $100,000 is... 841 00:40:41,906 --> 00:40:44,909 [dramatic music] 842 00:40:44,909 --> 00:40:49,480 ♪ 843 00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:53,117 [drum roll plays] 844 00:40:53,117 --> 00:40:56,120 Gifting Granny's Goods sent in by Paige Williams 845 00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:58,423 from LaPlace, Louisiana. 846 00:40:58,423 --> 00:41:00,725 We have Carol, Paige, and Chantelle. 847 00:41:00,725 --> 00:41:03,061 [cheers and applause] 848 00:41:03,061 --> 00:41:06,431 All right. [laughs] 849 00:41:06,431 --> 00:41:09,200 Congratulations. 850 00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:12,270 Now, you guys pulled a prank that won you 20 grand, 851 00:41:12,270 --> 00:41:15,273 and now $100,000 more. 852 00:41:15,273 --> 00:41:16,674 Now the big question-- 853 00:41:16,674 --> 00:41:18,609 what do you plan on doing with the money? 854 00:41:18,609 --> 00:41:20,611 - We're going to take my Granny to Disney World 855 00:41:20,611 --> 00:41:22,113 because she's never been. 856 00:41:22,113 --> 00:41:24,983 - I love that. Greatest place on Earth, right? 857 00:41:24,983 --> 00:41:27,852 Now, you've got 100 grand, so I think that the next Christmas 858 00:41:27,852 --> 00:41:31,122 is going to be off the charts whatever you unwrapped, right? 859 00:41:31,122 --> 00:41:33,191 - Yeah. Come get some more of my stuff. 860 00:41:33,191 --> 00:41:35,159 - It's going to be great. Well, you know what? 861 00:41:35,159 --> 00:41:38,096 You guys are now in the running for the grand prize. 862 00:41:38,096 --> 00:41:40,732 - Wow. Oh. - Yes, yes. Congratulations. 863 00:41:40,732 --> 00:41:42,500 - Thank you. - Yes. 864 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:45,169 [cheers and applause] 865 00:41:45,169 --> 00:41:48,006 - Well, we're all out of show, but we're not out of season. 866 00:41:48,006 --> 00:41:50,541 Join us next time for our grand prize spectacular, 867 00:41:50,541 --> 00:41:52,377 where one video will walk away with 868 00:41:52,377 --> 00:41:54,379 a Disney Cruise Line vacation. 869 00:41:54,379 --> 00:41:55,747 Wait, walk away? 870 00:41:55,747 --> 00:41:57,815 I guess, technically, they'll be sailing away 871 00:41:57,815 --> 00:41:59,917 with a Disney Cruise Line vacation. 872 00:41:59,917 --> 00:42:01,819 And don't forget, if you upload a video 873 00:42:01,819 --> 00:42:04,589 and it airs on the show, we'll send you an AFV T-shirt. 874 00:42:04,589 --> 00:42:05,590 So goodnight everybody. 875 00:42:05,590 --> 00:42:06,991 Remember, send your video to me, 876 00:42:06,991 --> 00:42:08,459 you might win 20 Gs. 877 00:42:08,459 --> 00:42:10,928 Good night all. 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