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Ribeiro: Here's a little tease
of tonight's "AFV."

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Hope you got the good spot
on the couch.

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♪♪

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[ Women scream ]

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Woman: Big hug!

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Oh!

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♪♪

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Ah!
Child: Maybe turn around.

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[ Thud ]
Oh!

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[ Laughter, applause ]

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♪♪

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Welcome to "America's
Funniest Home Videos."

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And now here he is,
the host of our show --

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Alfonso Ribeiro!

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Let's do it. Come on.

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Yeah, yeah.
Come on now.

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Come on.
I see you.

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Thank you.
Thank you.

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Hello and welcome.

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I believe in
immersive entertainment.

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So, before I show people
crashing dirt bikes

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or falling into pools,

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I should crash a dirt bike
into a pool.

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[ Laughter ]

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But I won't.

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I mean,
immersive entertainment or not,

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I don't want to ruin
this fly suit.

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Come on, now.

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♪♪

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She wants to be
a Disney Princess,

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but her little sister
wants to be Donald Duck.

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[ Tube honking ]

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[ Laughter, applause ]

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A chain is only as strong
as the ceiling it's fastened to.

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[ Audience "Oh"s ]

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[ Laughing ]
Stop it!

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Woman: Mom, you did a great job
with that plant.

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How often have
you been watering it?

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How long have you
had it?

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[ Laughing continues ]

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Three weeks.

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How many times
have you watered it?

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Three times?

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That's interesting,
'cause it's fake.

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[ Laughter ]

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It's definitely made
out of plastic.

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10 bucks says this ends
with him asking himself,

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"Why did I do that?"

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[ Audience "Oh"s ]

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Why did I do that?

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[ Laughter ]

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♪♪

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Maybe not all weddings
need a dip.

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[ Screams ]

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Ow!

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[ Screams ]

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Woman:
Where's the camera?

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Woman: Oh, no, no,
no, no, no.

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Oh, no.
Ribeiro: Careful.

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The pool sheriff doesn't
tolerate dockside shenanigans.

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Oh, no!

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[ Laughs ]

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[ Applause ]

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♪♪

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[ Man laughs ]

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This guy has
a little squirrel problem.

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Man:
Well, how about that?

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And the problem is,

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the little squirrel
is too little for the trap.

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Well, where are you?

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Whoa!
It's out!

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[ Laughter, applause ]

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♪♪

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Release the hounds.

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It's time to go to
the "Dog Park."

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[ Dog barks ]

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♪♪

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Woman: Your face stuck?
Toby?

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[ Laughs ]

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My God.

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♪♪

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[ Audience "Oh"s ]

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Nobody saw nothin'.

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You got that?
Nobody saw nothin'.

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♪♪

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Feeding a dog cheese puffs?
What a great gag.

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[ Dog gnaws ]

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[ Woman laughs ]

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♪♪

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Woman: Monkey.
Come on, baby.

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[ Laughs ]

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What's funnier than
a Chihuahua in booties?

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Come on, Monkey.

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Two Chihuahuas in booties.

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[ Laughs ]

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[ Laughter ]

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Really?
Leave my hood.

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[ Yelps ]
Hey.

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German Shepherds
were bred to herd sheep,

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but they're also good
with teen girls and hoodies.

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[ Laughter ]

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♪♪

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They just had a barbecue
on that grill.

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And guess who didn't
get a burger?

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[ Audience "Oh"s, laughter ]

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♪♪

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[ Dog growling ]

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He's never had this much trouble
fetching a stick before,

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but I'm sure he'll get
to the root of the problem.

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Woman: Literally, a tree
rooted to the ground.

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Aw, how's my good baby?
[ Cooing indistinctly ]

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[ Bird squawks ]
Hey! No!

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[ Applause ]

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Everyone's chasing something.

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Some are chasing
an impossible dream

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or the fleeting feeling
of their first love.

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Others are chasing
much more tangible things,

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like a guy in a dinosaur costume
or a kid on a moped.

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We found it easier to make
a montage with the second batch.

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♪ Some people just want
to run in circles ♪

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♪ Some people just want
to relax ♪

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♪ But I'm a go-getter
trying to make life better ♪

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♪ I'm gonna give you the facts ♪

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♪ I want to be,
want to be a major player ♪

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♪ I want to be
up in your face ♪

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♪ I want the world to see
I can be a record breaker ♪

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♪ So let me state my case ♪
[ Screams ]

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♪ I want to chase the chase ♪

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♪ The chase ♪
♪ I want to win ♪

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♪ The race ♪
♪ I want to come in ♪

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♪ First place ♪

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♪ I want to chase ♪

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♪ The chase ♪
♪ I want to win ♪

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♪ The race ♪
♪ I want to come in ♪

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♪ First place ♪

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♪♪

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♪ I want to be,
want to be a major player ♪

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♪ I want to be
up in your face ♪
Woman: Oh!

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♪ I want the world to see
I can be a record breaker ♪

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♪ So let me state my case ♪

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♪ I want to chase the chase ♪

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♪ The chase ♪
♪ I want to win ♪

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♪ The race ♪
♪ I want to come in ♪

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♪ First place ♪

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♪ I want to chase ♪

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♪ The chase ♪
♪ I want to win ♪

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♪ The race ♪
♪ I want to come in ♪

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♪ First place ♪

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♪♪

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[ Laughter, applause ]

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Do you have a funny video
worth $20,000?

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What are you waiting for?
Upload it to AFV.com.

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[ Kevin Fisher's "The Chase"
continues ]

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♪♪

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♪♪

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Kids -- we give them so much.

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And what do they give back?

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Well, some pretty amusing
quotes, that's for sure.

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Woman: Okay, Margo.

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Man: Is that the red?

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No, it's one of these.

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Pick one of
the orange ones.

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They're playing the "guess
the jelly bean flavor" game.

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Girl: What does it taste like?
[ Laughs ]

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Chew it all the way up.

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Is it good?

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Dead fish.

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[ Laughter ]

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Definitely dead fish.

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Is it good?

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Pretty good,
but not good.

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[ Laughter ]

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Man: What happened?

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Um, Evan threw all
Mommy's things in the potty.

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Yeah. Evan.

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What did you say?

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Cheese.
[ Laughter ]

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♪♪

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Ribeiro: Sometimes,
you got to be your own hype man.

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Yo!

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[ Babbling indistinctly ]

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Woman: [ Applauding ]
Whoo! Yay!

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[ Laughter ]

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[ Laughing ]
That was amazing!

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Man: Did you get that
on film?

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Woman: Tell me again what
you were so excited about.

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What is that?

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What is that?

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Casserole.

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All the stuffed animals
are in there.

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Um, so...

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I think
Bull is great.

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Girl: I think Horny.
[ Laughs ]
No!

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Man: What?

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Oh. Right here.
Right here.

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Okay, get on there.

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What's everybody doing?

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A family poop?

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Yeah, we are.

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Oh.

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[ Laughter, applause ]

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Together: Hey, Alfonso,
when are we going to see

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some more bonehead videos?

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Okay, Emmy and Draven, you want
to see more bonehead videos?

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Well, I've got a whole
skele-ton of 'em.

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Come on, Karen.
I'll hold it still for you.

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Woman: Push off.

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Push off?
Yeah.

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Woman #2: I said you can dance
in the middle.

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[ Screams ]

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[ Breathing heavily, chuckling ]

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[ Laughter ]

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♪♪

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Ribeiro: I don't know
what class this is,

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but I bet it's not AP physics.

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[ Audience "Oh"s ]

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It's okay the hatch is open.

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I'm sure there's
plenty of clearance.

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[ Metal clangs ]

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♪♪

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One thing I'll say
about this guy,

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he's not a quitter.

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[ Laughter ]

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♪♪

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[ Audience "Oh"s ]

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♪♪

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Someone loses at this game.

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But weirdly, it's not this guy.

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[ Laughter ]

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♪♪

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[ Kids shouting playfully ]

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Golf carts go when you put
your foot on the gas pedal.

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But it doesn't actually
have to be a foot.

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♪♪

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You wanna see someone
who's literally saved

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by the seat of his pants?

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Woman: Whoa!

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[ Laughter ]

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Man: Take a picture.

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Hey. Take a picture. Randy!

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There. Okay.
Just don't worry about it.

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Ribeiro:
So, why did you get fired from
that cushy babysitter gig?

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See?
I can lift her up!

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♪ Bum-da-rump-pum-pum-pum ♪

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[ Thud ]

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♪♪

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[ Laughs ]

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Ribeiro:
Is it "Mudder's Day" already?

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♪♪

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[ Laughs ]

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Man: Oh, dude.

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[ Applause ]

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It's time for fathers and sons.

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You know, I love playing
with my two little boys.

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I mean, well, they're not
so little anymore.

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Yeah, they -- they, um --
they're growing up so fast.

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Next thing you know, they're
going to be off to college,

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and, um...

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I miss my little guys.

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I'm not crying!
Shut up!

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[ Laughter ]

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Do it off, buddy.
Here you go, 3...

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Wait, wait,
Dad's going to do it here.

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...do it.

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Whoa! Thanks.
[ Woman laughs ]

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Ribeiro:
Meet the only guy over 30
who doesn't love pickleball.

267
00:12:54,681 --> 00:12:59,925
[ Groaning ]
Oh, oh, oh, oh.

268
00:12:59,925 --> 00:13:01,127
[ Thud ]

269
00:13:01,127 --> 00:13:02,229
What did it hit?

270
00:13:02,229 --> 00:13:05,469
♪♪

271
00:13:05,469 --> 00:13:06,705
Ow.
[ Laughs ]

272
00:13:06,705 --> 00:13:09,310
Ribeiro: It was worth going bald
just to make trips

273
00:13:09,310 --> 00:13:11,314
to the hardware store more fun.

274
00:13:11,314 --> 00:13:15,089
[ Laughing ]

275
00:13:15,089 --> 00:13:16,124
[ Loud pop ]

276
00:13:17,026 --> 00:13:21,134
Man: Corbie.
How can you tell your kid's
not interested in sports?

277
00:13:22,303 --> 00:13:24,307
Well, there are
very subtle signs

278
00:13:24,307 --> 00:13:26,411
if you know what to look for.

279
00:13:26,411 --> 00:13:28,215
Woman: What doin'?

280
00:13:28,215 --> 00:13:29,952
[ Sighs ]

281
00:13:31,154 --> 00:13:34,026
[ Laughter ]

282
00:13:34,026 --> 00:13:34,595
Okay.

283
00:13:34,595 --> 00:13:36,799
Man: You get it if you can
catch it, yes.

284
00:13:36,799 --> 00:13:38,536
Ribeiro: I don't know
if a dollar's worth less

285
00:13:38,536 --> 00:13:40,172
than it used to be.

286
00:13:40,172 --> 00:13:41,407
But it's not worth this.

287
00:13:41,407 --> 00:13:44,213
All right,
1, 2, 3.

288
00:13:44,213 --> 00:13:46,484
[ Thud ]
Oh!

289
00:13:46,484 --> 00:13:48,088
You didn't get it!

290
00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:49,457
Ready?

291
00:13:49,457 --> 00:13:53,098
[ Drums playing,
baby laughing ]

292
00:13:53,098 --> 00:13:57,473
♪♪

293
00:13:57,473 --> 00:13:59,343
If he thinks this is funny,

294
00:13:59,343 --> 00:14:01,481
wait 'till Dad breaks out
the paradiddles.

295
00:14:01,481 --> 00:14:04,453
[ Laughing continues ]

296
00:14:04,453 --> 00:14:13,138
♪♪

297
00:14:13,138 --> 00:14:14,373
Forward.

298
00:14:14,373 --> 00:14:16,444
Okay, go.

299
00:14:16,444 --> 00:14:17,881
By the time Dad catches him,

300
00:14:17,881 --> 00:14:20,587
he'll be old enough
to drive a real car.
Woman: Casey.

301
00:14:20,587 --> 00:14:22,323
Casey, that's too fast.

302
00:14:22,323 --> 00:14:24,460
Run.
Oh, my God.

303
00:14:24,460 --> 00:14:27,499
[ Laughter, applause ]

304
00:14:27,499 --> 00:14:31,241
♪♪

305
00:14:33,445 --> 00:14:35,950
♪♪

306
00:14:35,950 --> 00:14:39,625
Fun fact, a restaurant tried to
one-up the Quarter Pounder

307
00:14:39,625 --> 00:14:40,927
with a One-Third Pounder.

308
00:14:40,927 --> 00:14:43,666
It failed because people thought
a third of a pound

309
00:14:43,666 --> 00:14:46,471
was smaller
than a quarter of a pound.

310
00:14:46,471 --> 00:14:47,974
Now, I'm going to pause now
so some of you

311
00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:50,580
can explain to
the confused person next to you

312
00:14:50,580 --> 00:14:53,251
how a third
is bigger than a quarter.

313
00:14:54,588 --> 00:14:58,596
And...that's enough.

314
00:14:58,596 --> 00:15:01,467
Here are some videos
that require no math.

315
00:15:01,467 --> 00:15:10,185
♪♪

316
00:15:10,185 --> 00:15:11,822
[ Groans ]

317
00:15:11,822 --> 00:15:14,895
At first, I thought
she was a bad driver.

318
00:15:14,895 --> 00:15:18,268
Now I'm starting to think
she just hates that house.

319
00:15:18,268 --> 00:15:24,413
♪♪

320
00:15:24,413 --> 00:15:30,492
♪♪

321
00:15:30,492 --> 00:15:32,329
[ Woman speaks indistinctly ]

322
00:15:32,329 --> 00:15:33,799
No, I'm fine!

323
00:15:33,799 --> 00:15:36,204
I just ran into
your house.

324
00:15:36,204 --> 00:15:37,507
[ Door opens ]

325
00:15:37,507 --> 00:15:39,678
Woman: Oh. I was going to say,
what just happened?

326
00:15:39,678 --> 00:15:41,582
I ran into
your house.

327
00:15:41,582 --> 00:15:44,453
Check out the sick dad reflexes.

328
00:15:44,453 --> 00:15:46,592
[ Laughter ]

329
00:15:46,592 --> 00:15:48,796
Woman: Take a bite.

330
00:15:48,796 --> 00:15:50,365
Man: Oh, I'm full right now.

331
00:15:50,365 --> 00:15:51,467
Man #2: Get down, boy!

332
00:15:51,467 --> 00:15:55,208
[ Laughter ]

333
00:15:56,043 --> 00:15:59,551
Ribeiro:
He's going after that corn
like it stole his lunch money.

334
00:15:59,551 --> 00:16:03,491
♪♪

335
00:16:03,491 --> 00:16:04,828
[ Laughter continues ]
Well!

336
00:16:04,828 --> 00:16:08,702
That boy's making him
some creamed corn right there.

337
00:16:08,702 --> 00:16:10,807
A little chlorine is good
for the pool.

338
00:16:10,807 --> 00:16:13,512
But a whole bucket is bad
for the pool guy.

339
00:16:13,512 --> 00:16:22,597
♪♪

340
00:16:22,597 --> 00:16:24,835
If you think this kid's excited
to be here,

341
00:16:24,835 --> 00:16:26,805
wait 'till you see
who greets him at the door.

342
00:16:26,805 --> 00:16:29,210
[ Kid shouting playfully ]

343
00:16:30,445 --> 00:16:31,548
[ Laughter ]

344
00:16:31,548 --> 00:16:33,017
Ow.

345
00:16:33,017 --> 00:16:35,790
Woman: Aww, she wants to hear
ABC's again, Dada.

346
00:16:35,790 --> 00:16:40,265
♪ A, B, C, D,
E, F, G ♪

347
00:16:40,265 --> 00:16:41,300
That's your dad.

348
00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:43,404
♪ F, I, J, K ♪

349
00:16:43,404 --> 00:16:45,543
[ Laughter ]
Oh, boy.

350
00:16:45,543 --> 00:16:47,547
Grandma got confused
on that one.

351
00:16:47,547 --> 00:16:49,718
I got that on video.
I was like, "Oh..."

352
00:16:49,718 --> 00:16:52,690
Ribeiro: He got a riding mower
for his birthday.

353
00:16:52,690 --> 00:16:55,295
But he wanted an ATV.

354
00:16:55,830 --> 00:16:59,738
[ Branches snapping,
leaves crunching ]

355
00:16:59,738 --> 00:17:01,909
Woman: I just want
to cry right now.

356
00:17:01,909 --> 00:17:04,113
Madeline was being so quiet
and good.

357
00:17:04,113 --> 00:17:07,252
Thought she was being --
putting her babies to bed.

358
00:17:08,756 --> 00:17:10,559
Why did you do this?

359
00:17:10,559 --> 00:17:14,099
[ Babbling ]

360
00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:18,609
Ribeiro: The dogs are doing
their business on the lawn...

361
00:17:18,609 --> 00:17:20,880
Oh, my God.
Ooh! Ah!

362
00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:23,484
...which she ends up
getting a much better view of

363
00:17:23,484 --> 00:17:24,688
than she'd wanted.

364
00:17:24,688 --> 00:17:26,257
[ Dog barks ]

365
00:17:26,257 --> 00:17:28,361
♪♪

366
00:17:28,361 --> 00:17:31,400
[ Applause ]

367
00:17:33,839 --> 00:17:37,680
A mother would do anything to
protect her daughter, anything.

368
00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:40,653
So, what should a good daughter
do with this knowledge?

369
00:17:40,653 --> 00:17:42,122
Why, use her mother's
undying love

370
00:17:42,122 --> 00:17:45,529
to pull the ultimate
practical joke, of course.

371
00:17:45,529 --> 00:17:48,434
Woman:
Mom, I-I messed up.

372
00:17:48,434 --> 00:17:50,238
What?

373
00:17:50,740 --> 00:17:53,879
[ Chuckles ]
I was just speeding.

374
00:17:53,879 --> 00:17:56,852
I just got pulled over.
I was speeding.

375
00:17:56,852 --> 00:17:58,922
[ Chuckles ]
And I got so nervous,

376
00:17:58,922 --> 00:17:59,991
I didn't know
what to say.

377
00:17:59,991 --> 00:18:02,597
So, he asked me
why I was speeding.

378
00:18:02,597 --> 00:18:03,699
[ Chuckles ]

379
00:18:03,699 --> 00:18:06,671
Woman: Oh, God.

380
00:18:06,671 --> 00:18:07,840
What did you say?

381
00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:11,280
Mom -- Mom, he asked
why I was speeding,

382
00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:15,890
and I said, "My mom -- I said
my mom just fell in the shower,

383
00:18:15,890 --> 00:18:19,430
and she broke her leg."

384
00:18:19,430 --> 00:18:19,998
Oh, my God.

385
00:18:19,998 --> 00:18:23,037
He's not going to come here
to see, is he?

386
00:18:23,037 --> 00:18:24,273
Yeah,
he's following me now.

387
00:18:24,273 --> 00:18:27,012
He says -- he said
he has to make sure
that I'm not lying

388
00:18:27,012 --> 00:18:29,918
so he doesn't give me a ticket,
and he's following me.

389
00:18:29,918 --> 00:18:32,289
What am I supposed to do?!

390
00:18:33,892 --> 00:18:35,896
Mom, I'm so nervous
right now.

391
00:18:35,896 --> 00:18:37,767
I hope he doesn't
see me laughing.

392
00:18:37,767 --> 00:18:38,869
[ Chuckles ] My, God.

393
00:18:38,869 --> 00:18:40,506
You've got to be
kidding me.

394
00:18:40,506 --> 00:18:42,643
Why would you say that?

395
00:18:42,643 --> 00:18:44,747
[ Chuckles ]
I got nervous.

396
00:18:44,747 --> 00:18:46,818
[ Indistinct conversations ]

397
00:18:46,818 --> 00:18:48,689
I'm coming up.

398
00:18:48,689 --> 00:18:53,431
Woman: ...get me up,
so I'm waiting here...

399
00:18:53,431 --> 00:18:56,638
You in here?

400
00:18:56,638 --> 00:18:58,709
You okay, Mom?

401
00:18:58,709 --> 00:19:02,249
[ Laughter ]

402
00:19:03,417 --> 00:19:03,852
You son of a --

403
00:19:03,852 --> 00:19:07,927
[ Laughter, applause ]

404
00:19:07,927 --> 00:19:10,599
There's a lot of outrage
going around these days.

405
00:19:10,599 --> 00:19:12,068
Some of it is completely fake.

406
00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:15,976
But I assure you,
my faux outrage is very real.

407
00:19:15,976 --> 00:19:18,982
It's time for
some outsized outrage,

408
00:19:18,982 --> 00:19:20,853
because I can't even.

409
00:19:20,853 --> 00:19:23,291
Get set for "I'm Shocked!"

410
00:19:23,892 --> 00:19:26,197
So, the backseat
of Mom's hatchback

411
00:19:26,197 --> 00:19:29,504
wasn't the ideal venue
for your surprise party?

412
00:19:29,504 --> 00:19:31,708
I'm shocked!

413
00:19:31,708 --> 00:19:32,910
Woman: Graduation day!

414
00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:34,547
Graduation day!
Man: Whoo-hoo!

415
00:19:34,547 --> 00:19:36,050
[ Screams ]
Whoo-hoo!

416
00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:37,787
You hit me right in the face.
[ Laughs ]

417
00:19:37,787 --> 00:19:40,793
Ow. Ah.
Are you okay?

418
00:19:41,260 --> 00:19:45,636
Hmm, your lack of patience has
somehow rubbed off on the buddy

419
00:19:45,636 --> 00:19:46,938
who's always riding shotgun?

420
00:19:46,938 --> 00:19:49,644
This I gotta see.

421
00:19:49,644 --> 00:19:52,683
[ Horn honking, woman laughing ]

422
00:19:55,188 --> 00:19:57,727
So, you're telling me
the dude who thought

423
00:19:57,727 --> 00:19:59,162
a Jenga tower
could support him

424
00:19:59,162 --> 00:20:01,868
isn't a certified
structural engineer?

425
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:04,674
No...way.

426
00:20:04,674 --> 00:20:07,546
[ Insects chirping ]

427
00:20:07,546 --> 00:20:09,717
Oh, man.

428
00:20:09,717 --> 00:20:11,387
[ Laughter ]

429
00:20:11,955 --> 00:20:14,761
So, your puppy that weighs
less than a hamster

430
00:20:14,761 --> 00:20:17,432
isn't the bravest creature
in the world?

431
00:20:17,432 --> 00:20:18,635
Do tell.

432
00:20:20,238 --> 00:20:23,578
[ Dog yelping ]
Woman: [ Laughing ]
Oh! Oh, my God!

433
00:20:23,578 --> 00:20:25,048
"I'm Shocked!" is over.

434
00:20:25,048 --> 00:20:26,951
And I'm really shocked about it.

435
00:20:26,951 --> 00:20:30,491
[ Applause ]

436
00:20:31,995 --> 00:20:34,032
Owning a boat is great.

437
00:20:34,032 --> 00:20:35,836
You know what's even better?

438
00:20:35,836 --> 00:20:38,140
Having a friend who owns a boat.
Yeah. Yeah.

439
00:20:38,140 --> 00:20:41,046
You get to ride without
any of the hassle or expense,

440
00:20:41,046 --> 00:20:43,652
and not having hassles
or expenses really floats

441
00:20:43,652 --> 00:20:45,522
my non-existent boat.

442
00:20:47,927 --> 00:20:51,266
I hear this boat
has great take-out.

443
00:20:52,002 --> 00:20:55,542
[ Women screaming ]

444
00:20:55,542 --> 00:20:59,917
♪♪

445
00:20:59,917 --> 00:21:03,859
Wow, he's caught between a dock
and a hard place.

446
00:21:03,859 --> 00:21:07,165
[ Screaming ]

447
00:21:07,165 --> 00:21:11,808
Ribeiro: Careful. Those mayflies
may fly right into your mouth.

448
00:21:11,808 --> 00:21:13,779
[ Flies buzzing ]

449
00:21:13,779 --> 00:21:15,783
[ Screams ]

450
00:21:15,783 --> 00:21:19,322
[ Man speaking indistinctly ]

451
00:21:20,024 --> 00:21:22,028
Ribeiro: I was thinking of
never doing that,

452
00:21:22,028 --> 00:21:23,632
and this clinches it.

453
00:21:25,669 --> 00:21:28,708
[ Laughter ]

454
00:21:28,708 --> 00:21:36,223
♪♪

455
00:21:36,223 --> 00:21:40,431
I don't know if the fish
are biting, but they are flying.

456
00:21:41,568 --> 00:21:44,574
[ Man laughing ]

457
00:21:46,043 --> 00:21:47,880
Quick. Grab my spatula.

458
00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:49,082
[ Audience "Oh"s, laughter ]

459
00:21:49,082 --> 00:21:51,588
Woman: Oh, my God.
Help him.

460
00:21:51,588 --> 00:21:52,155
Man: Help him.

461
00:21:52,155 --> 00:21:54,961
[ Music playing,
people shouting playfully ]

462
00:21:54,961 --> 00:21:57,800
Check out this buffoon
on the pontoon.

463
00:21:57,800 --> 00:21:59,035
♪ ...dance... ♪

464
00:21:59,035 --> 00:22:01,608
[ Woman screams ]

465
00:22:01,608 --> 00:22:03,010
♪♪

466
00:22:03,010 --> 00:22:04,580
Push it forward.
Right here?

467
00:22:04,580 --> 00:22:05,214
Yep.

468
00:22:05,214 --> 00:22:06,985
Something tells me
this preschooler

469
00:22:06,985 --> 00:22:09,624
doesn't have her
boating license.

470
00:22:09,624 --> 00:22:11,628
Not all the way!

471
00:22:11,628 --> 00:22:13,932
[ Engine revving ]

472
00:22:13,932 --> 00:22:16,905
[ Laughter, applause ]

473
00:22:16,905 --> 00:22:20,478
♪♪

474
00:22:22,583 --> 00:22:25,556
[ Applause ]

475
00:22:25,556 --> 00:22:28,460
♪♪

476
00:22:29,129 --> 00:22:32,703
Hop on the Internet, and you'll
see a bazillion cat videos

477
00:22:32,703 --> 00:22:34,039
with a gazillion views each.

478
00:22:34,039 --> 00:22:36,076
Are cats really that popular?

479
00:22:36,076 --> 00:22:39,115
Or is there just one
really clever cat on his laptop

480
00:22:39,115 --> 00:22:41,253
that knows how to tweak
the algorithm to guarantee

481
00:22:41,253 --> 00:22:44,192
cat videos keep getting
those sweet, sweet views?

482
00:22:44,192 --> 00:22:48,735
Well, just in case
cats really are that popular...

483
00:22:48,735 --> 00:22:50,706
here are some cats.

484
00:22:50,706 --> 00:22:52,208
♪♪

485
00:22:52,208 --> 00:22:54,212
I can't tell if he hates
that filter,

486
00:22:54,212 --> 00:22:56,651
or if he just hates everything.

487
00:22:56,651 --> 00:22:57,987
[ Laughter ]

488
00:22:57,987 --> 00:23:00,157
[ Fly buzzing ]

489
00:23:00,157 --> 00:23:02,395
They spend hundreds of bucks
on cat toys,

490
00:23:02,395 --> 00:23:06,036
but it's a fly in the bathroom
that entertains them for hours.

491
00:23:06,036 --> 00:23:09,476
[ Laughter ]

492
00:23:11,648 --> 00:23:14,252
♪♪

493
00:23:14,252 --> 00:23:16,924
He loves the sound
of Mom's voice,

494
00:23:16,924 --> 00:23:18,862
but only when he can see Mom.

495
00:23:18,862 --> 00:23:21,233
Woman: Hey. Hey.

496
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:23,437
Oh, my God.
He just...

497
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:25,307
Man: What is it?

498
00:23:25,307 --> 00:23:27,913
Woman: I think I just walked in
on something.

499
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:31,153
And they were worried their cat
wouldn't get along

500
00:23:31,153 --> 00:23:32,890
with the new cat.

501
00:23:32,890 --> 00:23:35,261
[ Audience "Aww"s ]

502
00:23:35,261 --> 00:23:38,067
[ Laughs,
clears throat ]

503
00:23:38,067 --> 00:23:40,772
Um, have I interrupted
something, you guys?

504
00:23:40,772 --> 00:23:43,143
[ Laughter ]

505
00:23:43,143 --> 00:23:44,947
[ Indistinct conversations ]

506
00:23:44,947 --> 00:23:46,149
Woman: Will, are you
going to get it?

507
00:23:46,149 --> 00:23:48,955
Even in the cat world,
there are those who view

508
00:23:48,955 --> 00:23:50,592
and those who do.

509
00:23:51,828 --> 00:23:52,863
Oh!

510
00:23:53,497 --> 00:23:57,706
This is how a cat says,
"I need a little me time."

511
00:23:58,708 --> 00:24:01,079
Woman: Oh, my.

512
00:24:01,079 --> 00:24:09,129
♪♪

513
00:24:09,129 --> 00:24:10,932
What dog could resist this?

514
00:24:12,870 --> 00:24:15,976
And what cat could resist this?

515
00:24:15,976 --> 00:24:18,615
[ Cat hisses, woman laughs ]

516
00:24:20,084 --> 00:24:22,054
They put the wind chime there
just so they know

517
00:24:22,054 --> 00:24:24,627
when the cat's
trying to do this.

518
00:24:25,060 --> 00:24:28,701
[ Wind chime ringing ]

519
00:24:28,701 --> 00:24:33,377
♪♪

520
00:24:33,377 --> 00:24:35,882
Sure, you're real brave
when you're on the other side

521
00:24:35,882 --> 00:24:37,719
of the glass.

522
00:24:37,719 --> 00:24:39,857
[ Laughter ]

523
00:24:41,126 --> 00:24:44,132
[ Nail file scratching ]

524
00:24:44,132 --> 00:24:48,173
♪♪

525
00:24:48,173 --> 00:24:51,714
I think he's saying he doesn't
like your manicure.

526
00:24:52,315 --> 00:24:55,822
[ Laughter, applause ]

527
00:24:57,124 --> 00:24:58,360
♪♪

528
00:24:58,360 --> 00:25:00,899
Do you know what
the world needs now?

529
00:25:03,905 --> 00:25:06,944
[ Dog barking, growling ]

530
00:25:10,217 --> 00:25:11,787
I hope you've enjoyed...

531
00:25:12,990 --> 00:25:15,294
[ Cheers and applause ]

532
00:25:15,294 --> 00:25:17,431
Baseball,
America's pastime.

533
00:25:17,431 --> 00:25:20,337
Watching these amateurs play it
isn't quite the same

534
00:25:20,337 --> 00:25:22,475
as going to the stadium
to catch a Major League game,

535
00:25:22,475 --> 00:25:25,414
but, hey, at least I'm not
charging you 39 bucks

536
00:25:25,414 --> 00:25:27,519
for a hot dog
and a plate of nachos.

537
00:25:27,519 --> 00:25:31,226
Man: Throw one more.
This is why most catchers
throw to the shortstop

538
00:25:31,226 --> 00:25:33,665
and not
the living-room window.

539
00:25:34,232 --> 00:25:37,739
[ Glass shatters ]

540
00:25:39,810 --> 00:25:41,881
Oh, my God.

541
00:25:41,881 --> 00:25:44,118
No way I just did that.

542
00:25:44,118 --> 00:25:45,187
Follow all
the way through.

543
00:25:45,187 --> 00:25:48,026
Push all the way through
when you're hitting.

544
00:25:48,026 --> 00:25:49,930
Ribeiro: Go ahead, Dad.
[ Chuckles ]

545
00:25:49,930 --> 00:25:51,199
Yeah, show him how it's done.

546
00:25:51,199 --> 00:25:53,905
Just step into it
and swing it.

547
00:25:55,909 --> 00:25:57,779
Woman: Oh, my God.

548
00:25:59,115 --> 00:26:01,486
[ Bat thuds, laughter ]

549
00:26:01,486 --> 00:26:05,127
He gets the call right
after he gets the fall right.

550
00:26:05,127 --> 00:26:08,668
[ Screaming,
cheers and applause ]

551
00:26:12,241 --> 00:26:13,978
Baseball's changed.

552
00:26:13,978 --> 00:26:15,381
First, they added a time clock.

553
00:26:15,381 --> 00:26:17,051
And now, they've added...

554
00:26:17,051 --> 00:26:18,755
a swing set?

555
00:26:19,255 --> 00:26:21,827
[ Audience "Oh"s, laughter ]

556
00:26:22,428 --> 00:26:24,298
Man: Zayden,
pay attention.

557
00:26:24,298 --> 00:26:26,269
[ Indistinct conversations ]

558
00:26:26,269 --> 00:26:27,639
Man #2: Oh!
[ Laughs ]

559
00:26:27,639 --> 00:26:31,246
Ribeiro: Technically,
this counts as a catch.

560
00:26:31,246 --> 00:26:32,883
Run to first!

561
00:26:32,883 --> 00:26:35,688
[ Laughs ]

562
00:26:37,893 --> 00:26:39,963
Oh, my gosh.

563
00:26:39,963 --> 00:26:41,199
Oh, my goodness.

564
00:26:41,199 --> 00:26:43,136
Woman: All right,
let's go Glenn!

565
00:26:43,136 --> 00:26:46,610
[ Indistinct conversations ]

566
00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:50,317
[ Laughs ]

567
00:26:50,317 --> 00:26:53,858
[ Laughter, applause ]

568
00:26:56,496 --> 00:26:58,534
The great thing about
wearing a costume is that,

569
00:26:58,534 --> 00:27:01,239
for a moment, you get
to become someone else.

570
00:27:01,239 --> 00:27:02,509
Unless you're a complete klutz.

571
00:27:02,509 --> 00:27:04,378
Then you're just a klutz
in a costume.

572
00:27:04,378 --> 00:27:06,483
[ Chuckles ] But, hey,
maybe the costume will provide

573
00:27:06,483 --> 00:27:09,455
a little extra padding
when you fall.

574
00:27:09,455 --> 00:27:12,963
[ Mozart's "Horn Concerto No. 4"
playing ]

575
00:27:12,963 --> 00:27:21,914
♪♪

576
00:27:21,914 --> 00:27:23,183
[ Screams ]

577
00:27:23,183 --> 00:27:26,189
♪♪

578
00:27:26,189 --> 00:27:27,258
Woman: Oh, no!

579
00:27:27,258 --> 00:27:32,869
♪♪

580
00:27:32,869 --> 00:27:37,512
♪♪

581
00:27:37,512 --> 00:27:39,382
[ Kids shouting playfully ]

582
00:27:39,382 --> 00:27:40,985
[ Screams, laughter ]

583
00:27:40,985 --> 00:27:49,302
♪♪

584
00:27:49,302 --> 00:27:50,337
[ Screams ]

585
00:27:50,337 --> 00:27:54,011
♪♪

586
00:27:54,011 --> 00:27:54,980
[ Man laughs ]

587
00:27:54,980 --> 00:28:02,394
♪♪

588
00:28:02,394 --> 00:28:04,031
[ Child laughs ]

589
00:28:04,031 --> 00:28:06,369
♪♪

590
00:28:06,369 --> 00:28:08,306
[ Woman screams ]

591
00:28:08,306 --> 00:28:11,212
[ Laughter, applause ]

592
00:28:11,212 --> 00:28:12,314
Got a funny video?

593
00:28:12,314 --> 00:28:15,354
Upload it to AFV.com.

594
00:28:15,354 --> 00:28:18,360
[ Cheers and applause ]

595
00:28:18,360 --> 00:28:23,203
♪♪

596
00:28:25,274 --> 00:28:27,378
♪♪

597
00:28:27,378 --> 00:28:28,614
When it comes to comedy,

598
00:28:28,614 --> 00:28:31,520
the most important element
is the element of surprise.

599
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:33,624
Who cares about oxygen,
carbon, and nitrogen?

600
00:28:33,624 --> 00:28:35,494
I mean, sure,
they might be necessary

601
00:28:35,494 --> 00:28:37,464
for sustaining life on Earth
as we know it,

602
00:28:37,464 --> 00:28:39,235
but they're just not funny.

603
00:28:39,235 --> 00:28:40,370
[ Laughter ]

604
00:28:40,370 --> 00:28:41,472
[ "Pop Goes the Weasel" plays ]

605
00:28:41,472 --> 00:28:43,243
And this is the exact moment

606
00:28:43,243 --> 00:28:45,180
he stopped liking dinosaurs.

607
00:28:45,180 --> 00:28:46,249
♪♪

608
00:28:46,249 --> 00:28:48,019
[ Laughter ]

609
00:28:48,019 --> 00:28:49,121
Woman: It's okay.

610
00:28:49,121 --> 00:28:51,259
Hey. Hi.
Pet him.

611
00:28:51,259 --> 00:28:55,167
♪♪

612
00:28:55,167 --> 00:28:56,537
[ Screams ]

613
00:28:56,537 --> 00:28:59,408
Ribeiro:
I thought everyone liked scary
clowns that jump out of nowhere.

614
00:28:59,408 --> 00:29:03,684
♪♪

615
00:29:03,684 --> 00:29:06,189
He's finally helping
with housework,

616
00:29:06,189 --> 00:29:08,326
and you decide
to scare him?

617
00:29:08,326 --> 00:29:10,330
It looks good.
[ Screams ]

618
00:29:10,330 --> 00:29:12,368
[ Laughter ]

619
00:29:12,368 --> 00:29:16,209
[ Girl humming ]

620
00:29:16,209 --> 00:29:18,814
Man: Dada.
[ Screams ]

621
00:29:19,281 --> 00:29:22,421
[ Babbling ]

622
00:29:22,421 --> 00:29:24,358
[ Gasps ]

623
00:29:24,358 --> 00:29:25,962
Do you see it?

624
00:29:26,730 --> 00:29:29,368
Ribeiro: He waited under there
for six hours...

625
00:29:29,368 --> 00:29:31,339
[ Chuckles ]
...but it was totally worth it.

626
00:29:31,339 --> 00:29:33,343
[ Screams ]
[ Thud ]

627
00:29:33,343 --> 00:29:36,149
[ Man laughs ]

628
00:29:36,149 --> 00:29:39,455
♪♪

629
00:29:39,455 --> 00:29:41,192
Ribeiro:
This guy gets so scared,

630
00:29:41,192 --> 00:29:43,363
he almost puts down his phone.

631
00:29:43,363 --> 00:29:45,133
Woman: [ Whispering ]
Hello.

632
00:29:45,133 --> 00:29:46,102
What is that?

633
00:29:46,102 --> 00:29:48,239
[ Laughter ]

634
00:29:48,239 --> 00:29:50,143
Seriously.

635
00:29:50,143 --> 00:29:52,080
Don't do that, dude.

636
00:29:52,582 --> 00:29:54,586
Woman:
It's Friday morning.

637
00:29:54,586 --> 00:29:59,863
Mama's making us some omelets
in her omelet maker.

638
00:30:01,099 --> 00:30:02,535
A minute left.

639
00:30:02,535 --> 00:30:05,073
And we'll have
a wonderful omelet.

640
00:30:06,810 --> 00:30:09,516
Ribeiro: There's a reason
people have been making omelets

641
00:30:09,516 --> 00:30:12,221
in frying pans
for hundreds of years.

642
00:30:13,189 --> 00:30:15,293
[ Both scream ]

643
00:30:15,293 --> 00:30:17,397
[ Laughter ]

644
00:30:17,397 --> 00:30:19,068
Oh, God!

645
00:30:19,536 --> 00:30:23,209
With buddies like this,
he is not a happy camper.

646
00:30:23,209 --> 00:30:24,513
[ Hisses ]
[ Screams ]

647
00:30:24,513 --> 00:30:26,550
[ Laughter ]

648
00:30:26,550 --> 00:30:28,654
[ Laughs ]

649
00:30:28,654 --> 00:30:32,595
This is a bit more whoopee
than she's expecting.

650
00:30:32,595 --> 00:30:34,298
[ Whoopee cushion blows ]

651
00:30:34,298 --> 00:30:36,168
[ Laughter ]

652
00:30:36,168 --> 00:30:37,605
[ Babbles ]

653
00:30:37,605 --> 00:30:39,910
Woman: Hey.
Stop!

654
00:30:40,645 --> 00:30:42,549
What's up?
[ Screams ]

655
00:30:42,549 --> 00:30:44,051
[ Screams ]

656
00:30:46,557 --> 00:30:48,092
What's up?
[ Screams ]

657
00:30:50,230 --> 00:30:51,299
[ Screams ]

658
00:30:52,334 --> 00:30:54,204
[ Screams ]

659
00:30:54,204 --> 00:30:57,244
[ Applause ]

660
00:30:58,313 --> 00:31:00,250
I like visitors.
I do.

661
00:31:00,250 --> 00:31:00,885
You know what I don't like?

662
00:31:00,885 --> 00:31:04,391
Visitors that show up
without calling first.

663
00:31:04,391 --> 00:31:10,470
♪♪

664
00:31:10,470 --> 00:31:16,516
♪♪

665
00:31:16,516 --> 00:31:22,562
♪♪

666
00:31:22,562 --> 00:31:28,641
♪♪

667
00:31:28,641 --> 00:31:30,477
[ Squirrel chitters ]

668
00:31:30,477 --> 00:31:36,255
♪♪

669
00:31:36,255 --> 00:31:41,499
♪♪

670
00:31:41,499 --> 00:31:45,006
[ Laughter ]

671
00:31:46,308 --> 00:31:48,146
[ Goat bleats ]

672
00:31:48,146 --> 00:31:53,489
♪♪

673
00:31:53,489 --> 00:31:59,368
♪♪

674
00:31:59,368 --> 00:32:02,441
[ Frog ribbits ]

675
00:32:02,441 --> 00:32:08,286
♪♪

676
00:32:08,286 --> 00:32:10,558
[ Squirrel chitters ]

677
00:32:10,558 --> 00:32:12,461
[ Doorbell rings ]

678
00:32:12,461 --> 00:32:14,666
[ Applause ]

679
00:32:14,666 --> 00:32:16,737
When a bar's about to close
for the night,

680
00:32:16,737 --> 00:32:18,607
the owner gives everyone
the ol',

681
00:32:18,607 --> 00:32:21,479
"You don't have to go home,
but you can't stay here."

682
00:32:21,479 --> 00:32:23,717
Or so I've heard.

683
00:32:23,717 --> 00:32:25,888
Anyway, we still have
a bit more show left

684
00:32:25,888 --> 00:32:27,725
before it'll be time
for me to say,

685
00:32:27,725 --> 00:32:30,631
"You don't have to go home,
because you're already at home,

686
00:32:30,631 --> 00:32:32,501
but your videos
can stay here."

687
00:32:32,501 --> 00:32:33,504
[ Chuckles ]

688
00:32:33,504 --> 00:32:35,608
We need a world
without men.

689
00:32:35,608 --> 00:32:36,843
Woman: I know.

690
00:32:36,843 --> 00:32:38,814
So, Travis decides
today is the day

691
00:32:38,814 --> 00:32:41,252
he's cleaning out
behind the stairs.

692
00:32:41,787 --> 00:32:42,989
So, I go upstairs
to get...

693
00:32:42,989 --> 00:32:45,761
Ribeiro: This is the little
girl's way of telling her mom

694
00:32:45,761 --> 00:32:47,698
to stop complaining.

695
00:32:47,698 --> 00:32:49,368
[ Indistinct conversation ]

696
00:32:49,368 --> 00:32:51,840
[ Screams ]

697
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:54,579
[ Laughs ]
Hi, Mommy!
No! Turn it off!

698
00:32:54,579 --> 00:32:57,417
Stop! Stop!
Turn it off!

699
00:32:57,885 --> 00:33:00,791
Okay,
this is kinda creepy.

700
00:33:00,791 --> 00:33:03,664
Ah!
Kid: Maybe turn around.

701
00:33:03,664 --> 00:33:05,366
[ Thud ]
Oh!

702
00:33:05,366 --> 00:33:06,736
[ Audience "Oh"s ]

703
00:33:06,736 --> 00:33:08,740
My fish had a baby.

704
00:33:08,740 --> 00:33:09,742
I'm not joking.

705
00:33:09,742 --> 00:33:10,845
Oh, my God, where is it?
Look.

706
00:33:10,845 --> 00:33:13,784
Ribeiro: Aww, her fish
had a baby.

707
00:33:13,784 --> 00:33:16,690
Young Woman: That is
so freaking cute.

708
00:33:16,690 --> 00:33:18,861
Oh, no! No!

709
00:33:18,861 --> 00:33:21,265
And her angelfish
had a snack.

710
00:33:21,265 --> 00:33:22,668
I'm so sad.

711
00:33:22,668 --> 00:33:24,973
He just ate him.

712
00:33:24,973 --> 00:33:28,312
If anybody wants an angelfish,
I got one for sale.

713
00:33:28,312 --> 00:33:30,517
[ Laughter ]

714
00:33:30,517 --> 00:33:33,657
♪♪

715
00:33:33,657 --> 00:33:36,663
Ice makes a great base
for a ladder, right?

716
00:33:36,663 --> 00:33:38,734
♪♪

717
00:33:38,734 --> 00:33:41,640
[ Audience "Oh"s ]

718
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:45,881
♪♪

719
00:33:45,881 --> 00:33:48,654
The sad thing is,
he bought this backscratcher

720
00:33:48,654 --> 00:33:51,425
because he thought
it would help him relax.

721
00:33:51,425 --> 00:33:59,542
♪♪

722
00:33:59,542 --> 00:34:01,546
[ Woman laughs ]

723
00:34:01,546 --> 00:34:04,719
[ Chuckles ]

724
00:34:04,719 --> 00:34:08,059
Man: I never would have
guessed that in my life.

725
00:34:09,194 --> 00:34:09,762
Oh!

726
00:34:09,762 --> 00:34:11,766
Wow, that sucks.

727
00:34:11,766 --> 00:34:13,537
Wow, that sucked.

728
00:34:13,537 --> 00:34:15,507
That's what I said.

729
00:34:15,507 --> 00:34:16,743
Yeah,
I tripped over that.

730
00:34:16,743 --> 00:34:19,782
Woman: Got milk
that's leaking.

731
00:34:19,782 --> 00:34:21,853
I think you're supposed
to deliver ice cream

732
00:34:21,853 --> 00:34:23,757
in a refrigerated truck.

733
00:34:23,757 --> 00:34:27,163
[ Women laugh ]

734
00:34:27,163 --> 00:34:31,372
Of all the freeway meltdowns,
this is the most literal.

735
00:34:31,372 --> 00:34:32,942
Oh.

736
00:34:32,942 --> 00:34:34,846
Woman #2: He don't got none
no more.

737
00:34:34,846 --> 00:34:37,150
Um, now, when Mom and Dad
are away

738
00:34:37,150 --> 00:34:40,289
for more than five seconds,
why do you repeatedly cry?

739
00:34:41,425 --> 00:34:42,427
[ Coos ]

740
00:34:42,427 --> 00:34:43,597
[ Woman laughs ]

741
00:34:43,597 --> 00:34:44,732
Okay, yeah, for sure.

742
00:34:44,732 --> 00:34:46,736
The people, uh,
at home watching,

743
00:34:46,736 --> 00:34:47,872
they want to know,

744
00:34:47,872 --> 00:34:49,809
um, when are you going
to say your first word?

745
00:34:49,809 --> 00:34:50,844
[ Chuckles ]

746
00:34:50,844 --> 00:34:52,648
Care to comment?

747
00:34:52,648 --> 00:34:53,583
[ Farts ]

748
00:34:53,583 --> 00:34:54,786
[ Both laugh ]

749
00:34:54,786 --> 00:34:58,325
[ Laughter, applause ]

750
00:34:59,862 --> 00:35:02,635
A wedding is one
of the most special days

751
00:35:02,635 --> 00:35:03,770
in a young couple's life,

752
00:35:03,770 --> 00:35:04,939
it's the most expensive day

753
00:35:04,939 --> 00:35:06,643
of the bride's father's life,

754
00:35:06,643 --> 00:35:08,747
and it's absolutely
the only time

755
00:35:08,747 --> 00:35:10,049
you get to say the word
"nuptials."

756
00:35:10,049 --> 00:35:13,055
It's fun to say, nuptials.
[ Chuckles ]

757
00:35:13,055 --> 00:35:15,861
By the way, they're also
tonight's "Assignment America."

758
00:35:15,861 --> 00:35:18,466
Need some examples
of weddings going haywire?

759
00:35:18,466 --> 00:35:20,470
Say "I do" to these.

760
00:35:20,470 --> 00:35:26,482
♪♪

761
00:35:26,482 --> 00:35:29,522
[ Screaming ]

762
00:35:32,661 --> 00:35:35,433
Don't play.
Don't play with me.

763
00:35:35,433 --> 00:35:38,439
[ Laughter ]

764
00:35:41,546 --> 00:35:44,585
[ Applause ]

765
00:35:46,355 --> 00:35:47,825
♪♪

766
00:35:47,825 --> 00:35:49,729
[ Indistinct conversations ]

767
00:35:49,729 --> 00:35:52,801
[ Cheering, applause ]

768
00:35:52,801 --> 00:35:56,709
Did something go hilariously
wrong on the magical day

769
00:35:56,709 --> 00:35:57,812
that took years to plan?

770
00:35:57,812 --> 00:35:59,882
Well, might as well get
a good laugh out of it.

771
00:35:59,882 --> 00:36:01,786
Jess, tell 'em more.

772
00:36:01,786 --> 00:36:03,088
If she said yes to the dress,

773
00:36:03,088 --> 00:36:04,859
but the big day
turned into a mess,

774
00:36:04,859 --> 00:36:06,061
send the video to "AFV,"

775
00:36:06,061 --> 00:36:08,833
and you just might win
20 or even 100 grand.

776
00:36:08,833 --> 00:36:10,704
That should make up
for your cheap relative

777
00:36:10,704 --> 00:36:11,873
who never got you a gift.

778
00:36:11,873 --> 00:36:14,010
Just upload the video
to AFV.com.

779
00:36:14,010 --> 00:36:16,181
For full contest rules,
log on to AFV.com.

780
00:36:16,181 --> 00:36:18,219
Send us your
matrimonial mishap...

781
00:36:18,219 --> 00:36:21,626
and maybe a piece of wedding
cake while you're at it?

782
00:36:24,665 --> 00:36:27,170
[ Applause ]

783
00:36:27,170 --> 00:36:30,042
We've had lots of fun, lots of
mirth, you might call it.

784
00:36:30,042 --> 00:36:32,881
Now, let's hand out some cash
that'll fatten a wallet.

785
00:36:32,881 --> 00:36:34,184
So, let's meet our finalists.

786
00:36:34,184 --> 00:36:36,623
First up,
it's a cute, little princess

787
00:36:36,623 --> 00:36:37,892
spinning like princesses do,

788
00:36:37,892 --> 00:36:40,897
until her routine's cut short
by a homemade kazoo.

789
00:36:40,897 --> 00:36:42,233
It's "Show-Stopping Sibling,"

790
00:36:42,233 --> 00:36:45,574
sent in by Julie Andree
from Parker, Colorado.

791
00:36:45,574 --> 00:36:46,676
[ Applause ]

792
00:36:46,676 --> 00:36:55,861
♪♪

793
00:36:55,861 --> 00:36:59,401
[ Tube honking ]

794
00:37:00,837 --> 00:37:03,309
[ Applause ]

795
00:37:03,309 --> 00:37:07,851
Joining us are Julie, Tim,
Gracie, Rozzy, and Hayes.

796
00:37:07,851 --> 00:37:10,791
Now, Julie, you were
capturing Princess Gracie

797
00:37:10,791 --> 00:37:12,828
during a pivotal moment
in her performance

798
00:37:12,828 --> 00:37:15,266
when Rozzy came in
to steal the show.

799
00:37:15,266 --> 00:37:18,640
Tell us about the dynamic
between those two.

800
00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:19,307
[ Baby cooing ]

801
00:37:19,307 --> 00:37:22,113
Yeah, well it's kind of
a -- a joke in our family

802
00:37:22,113 --> 00:37:24,885
that Gracie's always been
kind of the princess

803
00:37:24,885 --> 00:37:25,954
and always put together,

804
00:37:25,954 --> 00:37:27,858
and then Rozzy
kind of beats

805
00:37:27,858 --> 00:37:29,094
to her own drum.
Like right now.

806
00:37:29,094 --> 00:37:31,933
So, we -- we just love
the dynamic,

807
00:37:31,933 --> 00:37:33,302
and they get along
really well.

808
00:37:33,302 --> 00:37:35,941
But, in the beginning,
it was a little touch and go.

809
00:37:35,941 --> 00:37:37,176
Right on. Right on.

810
00:37:37,176 --> 00:37:39,982
Well, she certainly handled it
with grace and poise,

811
00:37:39,982 --> 00:37:41,652
like a princess would do.

812
00:37:41,652 --> 00:37:42,888
Good luck, guys.

813
00:37:42,888 --> 00:37:45,192
Thank you.
All right, all right.

814
00:37:45,192 --> 00:37:49,167
Next, a woman whose golf cart
bonks the home of her friend.

815
00:37:49,167 --> 00:37:52,106
But once isn't enough.
She bonks it again.

816
00:37:52,106 --> 00:37:53,843
It's "Cart-Crashing Chaos,"

817
00:37:53,843 --> 00:37:56,783
sent in by Carri Siedlik
from Bellevue, Nebraska.

818
00:37:56,783 --> 00:37:59,522
[ Applause ]

819
00:38:04,598 --> 00:38:05,734
[ Groans ]

820
00:38:16,221 --> 00:38:17,791
Woman:
What just happened?

821
00:38:17,791 --> 00:38:18,893
I ran into
your house.

822
00:38:18,893 --> 00:38:20,029
[ Applause ]

823
00:38:20,029 --> 00:38:22,033
Joining us are Carri and Candi.

824
00:38:22,033 --> 00:38:25,941
Now, Candi, was there
any damage done to the house?

825
00:38:25,941 --> 00:38:28,813
According to my friend,
just a tiny bit.

826
00:38:28,813 --> 00:38:29,915
Just a little bit. Okay.

827
00:38:29,915 --> 00:38:32,120
And, uh, Carri, I hear
you only discovered

828
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:35,092
that Candi hit the house twice
the next day

829
00:38:35,092 --> 00:38:37,330
when you reviewed the security
camera footage, right?

830
00:38:37,330 --> 00:38:40,837
Now, what did you say
to Candi when you saw that?

831
00:38:40,837 --> 00:38:43,943
Uh, I said,
"You hit my house. Twice."

832
00:38:43,943 --> 00:38:45,279
[ Laughs ]

833
00:38:45,279 --> 00:38:46,916
Yeah, I love that.
I love that.

834
00:38:46,916 --> 00:38:47,985
Well, you know what?

835
00:38:47,985 --> 00:38:50,122
That must be a pretty lively
neighborhood,

836
00:38:50,122 --> 00:38:51,993
because neither one of you
seem phased by it.

837
00:38:51,993 --> 00:38:54,030
Okay? Yeah.

838
00:38:54,030 --> 00:38:55,366
All right, good luck.

839
00:38:55,366 --> 00:38:57,971
And finally, a daughter
who thinks it hilarious

840
00:38:57,971 --> 00:39:00,376
to make her mom pretend showers
are just too precarious.

841
00:39:00,376 --> 00:39:04,985
It's "Parental Police Prank,"
sent in by Stacey Gianquitto

842
00:39:04,985 --> 00:39:06,989
from Tampa, Florida.

843
00:39:06,989 --> 00:39:09,327
Woman: Mom -- Mom, he asked
why I was speeding,

844
00:39:09,327 --> 00:39:13,970
and I said, "My mom -- I said
my mom just fell in the shower,

845
00:39:13,970 --> 00:39:16,943
and she broke her leg."

846
00:39:16,943 --> 00:39:18,078
Oh, my God.

847
00:39:18,078 --> 00:39:20,750
He's not going to come here
to see, is he?

848
00:39:22,019 --> 00:39:24,057
You okay, Mom?

849
00:39:24,057 --> 00:39:26,596
[ Laughter ]

850
00:39:28,666 --> 00:39:29,267
You son of a --

851
00:39:29,267 --> 00:39:32,473
Joining us are Stacey,
Cynthia, and Lauren.

852
00:39:32,473 --> 00:39:35,981
Now, you really went all in
to help your daughter

853
00:39:35,981 --> 00:39:37,116
get out of a ticket.

854
00:39:37,116 --> 00:39:38,285
What was going through your mind

855
00:39:38,285 --> 00:39:41,124
when you realized
your daughters pranked you?

856
00:39:41,124 --> 00:39:43,896
All I could think of was
I wanted to hit them both.

857
00:39:43,896 --> 00:39:46,936
[ Laughs ]
I understand.

858
00:39:46,936 --> 00:39:49,007
Well, all I --
all I can say is,

859
00:39:49,007 --> 00:39:51,879
you better get
a really great gift

860
00:39:51,879 --> 00:39:54,050
next Mother's Day, right?

861
00:39:54,050 --> 00:39:55,185
You got that right.

862
00:39:55,185 --> 00:39:57,991
There you go. All right.
Good luck, guys.

863
00:39:57,991 --> 00:39:59,060
Thank you.
All right.

864
00:39:59,060 --> 00:40:00,329
We're going to find out
who takes home the cash

865
00:40:00,329 --> 00:40:02,066
in just a minute,
but, first, let's take a look

866
00:40:02,066 --> 00:40:04,203
at some of the clips
that didn't make our Top Three

867
00:40:04,203 --> 00:40:06,609
in tonight's
"Honorable Mention."

868
00:40:06,609 --> 00:40:11,819
♪♪

869
00:40:11,819 --> 00:40:13,956
[ Zip! ]
Whoa!

870
00:40:13,956 --> 00:40:17,731
♪♪

871
00:40:20,135 --> 00:40:21,806
[ Zip! ]

872
00:40:21,806 --> 00:40:28,853
♪♪

873
00:40:28,853 --> 00:40:30,189
[ Doorbell rings ]

874
00:40:30,189 --> 00:40:32,961
[ Zoink! ]
[ Dog barks ]

875
00:40:32,961 --> 00:40:36,000
[ Ahooga horn blares ]

876
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:39,073
♪♪

877
00:40:39,073 --> 00:40:42,446
[ Cheers and applause ]

878
00:40:42,446 --> 00:40:45,085
Okay, it's time to hand out
tonight's prizes.

879
00:40:45,085 --> 00:40:47,791
$20,000 for first,
$6,000 for second,

880
00:40:47,791 --> 00:40:48,926
and $4,000 for third.

881
00:40:48,926 --> 00:40:49,928
Here we go.

882
00:40:49,928 --> 00:40:53,770
Our third place,
$4,000 winner is...

883
00:40:53,770 --> 00:40:54,437
"Cart-Crashing Chaos,"

884
00:40:54,437 --> 00:40:59,247
sent in by Carri Siedlik
from Bellevue, Nebraska.

885
00:40:59,247 --> 00:41:00,984
[ Cheers and applause ]

886
00:41:00,984 --> 00:41:03,088
Thank you.

887
00:41:03,088 --> 00:41:05,259
And the winner of the $20,000

888
00:41:05,259 --> 00:41:08,866
and tonight's
funniest home video is...

889
00:41:08,866 --> 00:41:10,202
"Show-Stopping Sibling,"

890
00:41:10,202 --> 00:41:13,141
sent in by Julie Andree
from Parker, Colorado.
Oh, my God!

891
00:41:13,141 --> 00:41:16,080
We have Gracie, Rozzy,
Julie, Tim, and Hayes!

892
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:17,984
Oh, my God!

893
00:41:17,984 --> 00:41:20,322
Congratulations, guys!

894
00:41:20,322 --> 00:41:23,028
Now, Gracie, I heard
that you love "AFV,"

895
00:41:23,028 --> 00:41:24,297
and you told your mom
that you wanted

896
00:41:24,297 --> 00:41:26,869
to get interviewed
by me one day.

897
00:41:26,869 --> 00:41:27,537
And now look...
Yeah!

898
00:41:27,537 --> 00:41:29,373
Ribeiro: ...you're here
getting interviewed by me!

899
00:41:29,373 --> 00:41:32,514
So, Gracie, what do you
think of that?

900
00:41:32,514 --> 00:41:35,319
[ Chuckles ] I'm just, like --
we're here, so...

901
00:41:35,319 --> 00:41:37,456
[ Laughter ]
Ribeiro: Well, you know what?

902
00:41:37,456 --> 00:41:41,030
That's what we call
making dreams come true, right?

903
00:41:41,030 --> 00:41:42,299
So, great job.

904
00:41:42,299 --> 00:41:43,368
And you know what?
Thank you.

905
00:41:43,368 --> 00:41:45,339
You also made your parents'
dream come true,

906
00:41:45,339 --> 00:41:48,211
because you just got $20,000

907
00:41:48,211 --> 00:41:51,050
and a chance at $100,000.

908
00:41:51,050 --> 00:41:52,854
[ Cheers and applause ]

909
00:41:52,854 --> 00:41:54,858
Congratulations!

910
00:41:54,858 --> 00:41:57,263
Thank you.
Thank you!

911
00:41:57,263 --> 00:41:58,431
Well, the show's over.

912
00:41:58,431 --> 00:42:00,269
I hate to say goodbye,
so instead,

913
00:42:00,269 --> 00:42:01,972
I'll channel my inner German

914
00:42:01,972 --> 00:42:03,441
and say auf wiedersehen.

915
00:42:03,441 --> 00:42:06,080
Auf -- auf wieder--
auf -- auf...

916
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:08,218
Oh, uh, uh, goodbye.

917
00:42:08,218 --> 00:42:09,420
[ Laughter ]

918
00:42:09,420 --> 00:42:11,257
We'll see you next time,
and don't forget,

919
00:42:11,257 --> 00:42:13,161
if you upload a video
and it airs on the show,

920
00:42:13,161 --> 00:42:14,263
we'll send you
an "AFV" T-shirt.

921
00:42:14,263 --> 00:42:15,432
So, goodnight, everybody.
Remember,

922
00:42:15,432 --> 00:42:18,004
send your video to me,
you might win 20 G's.

923
00:42:18,004 --> 00:42:19,206
Good night, y'all.

924
00:42:19,206 --> 00:42:22,246
-- Captions by VITAC --

925
00:42:22,246 --> 00:42:25,753
[ Cheers and applause ]

926
00:42:25,753 --> 00:42:33,134
♪♪

927
00:42:33,134 --> 00:42:41,017
♪♪

928
00:42:41,017 --> 00:42:48,899
♪♪

929
00:42:48,899 --> 00:42:56,749
♪♪

930
00:43:15,853 --> 00:43:18,358
[ Applause ]

931
00:43:18,358 --> 00:43:20,697
We've had lots of fun, lots of
mirth, you might call it.

932
00:43:20,697 --> 00:43:24,036
Now, let's hand out some cash
that'll fatten a wallet.

933
00:43:24,036 --> 00:43:25,338
So, let's meet our finalists.

934
00:43:25,338 --> 00:43:27,276
First up,
it's a cute, little princess

935
00:43:27,276 --> 00:43:28,546
spinning like princesses do,

936
00:43:28,546 --> 00:43:32,052
until her routine's cut short
by a homemade kazoo.

937
00:43:32,052 --> 00:43:33,388
It's "Show-Stopping Sibling,"

938
00:43:33,388 --> 00:43:36,227
sent in by Julie Andree
from Parker, Colorado.

939
00:43:36,227 --> 00:43:37,831
[ Applause ]

940
00:43:37,831 --> 00:43:47,082
♪♪

941
00:43:47,082 --> 00:43:50,088
[ Kazoo honking ]

942
00:43:52,025 --> 00:43:54,430
[ Applause ]

943
00:43:54,430 --> 00:43:58,471
Joining us are Julie, Tim,
Gracie, Rozzy, and Hayes.

944
00:43:58,471 --> 00:44:01,410
Now, Julie, you were
capturing Princess Gracie

945
00:44:01,410 --> 00:44:03,448
during a pivotal moment
in her performance

946
00:44:03,448 --> 00:44:06,387
when Rozzy came in
to steal the show.

947
00:44:06,387 --> 00:44:09,293
Tell us about the dynamic
between those two.

948
00:44:09,293 --> 00:44:10,462
[ Baby cooing ]

949
00:44:10,462 --> 00:44:13,268
Yeah, well it's kind of
a -- a joke in our family

950
00:44:13,268 --> 00:44:16,073
that Gracie's always been
kind of the princess

951
00:44:16,073 --> 00:44:17,142
and always put together,

952
00:44:17,142 --> 00:44:18,546
and then Rozzy
kind of beats

953
00:44:18,546 --> 00:44:20,282
to her own drum.
Like right now.

954
00:44:20,282 --> 00:44:23,154
So, we -- we just love
the dynamic,

955
00:44:23,154 --> 00:44:24,490
and they get along
really well.

956
00:44:24,490 --> 00:44:27,095
But, in the beginning,
it was a little touch and go.

957
00:44:27,095 --> 00:44:28,331
Right on. Right on.

958
00:44:28,331 --> 00:44:31,137
Well, she certainly handled it
with grace and poise,

959
00:44:31,137 --> 00:44:32,306
like a princess would do.

960
00:44:32,306 --> 00:44:33,509
Good luck, guys.

961
00:44:33,509 --> 00:44:35,813
Thank you.
All right, all right.

962
00:44:35,813 --> 00:44:40,322
Next, a woman whose golf cart
bonks the home of her friend.

963
00:44:40,322 --> 00:44:43,261
But once isn't enough.
She bonks it again.

964
00:44:43,261 --> 00:44:44,496
It's "Cart-Crashing Chaos,"

965
00:44:44,496 --> 00:44:47,937
sent in by Carri Siedlik
from Bellevue, Nebraska.

966
00:44:47,937 --> 00:44:50,208
[ Applause ]

967
00:44:55,252 --> 00:44:56,889
[ Groans ]

968
00:45:07,342 --> 00:45:08,411
Woman:
What just happened?

969
00:45:08,411 --> 00:45:10,048
I ran into
your house.

970
00:45:10,048 --> 00:45:11,183
[ Applause ]

971
00:45:11,183 --> 00:45:12,687
Joining us are Carri and Candi.

972
00:45:12,687 --> 00:45:16,595
Now, Candi, was there
any damage done to the house?

973
00:45:16,595 --> 00:45:19,466
According to my friend,
just a tiny bit.

974
00:45:19,466 --> 00:45:20,569
Just a little bit. Okay.

975
00:45:20,569 --> 00:45:23,308
And, uh, Carri, I hear
you only discovered

976
00:45:23,308 --> 00:45:25,813
that Candi hit the house twice
the next day

977
00:45:25,813 --> 00:45:28,552
when you reviewed the security
camera footage, right?

978
00:45:28,552 --> 00:45:31,525
Now, what did you say
to Candi when you saw that?

979
00:45:31,525 --> 00:45:35,098
Uh, I said,
"You hit my house. Twice."

980
00:45:35,098 --> 00:45:36,434
[ Laughs ]

981
00:45:36,434 --> 00:45:38,071
Yeah, I love that.
I love that.

982
00:45:38,071 --> 00:45:38,639
Well, you know what?

983
00:45:38,639 --> 00:45:40,776
That must be a pretty lively
neighborhood,

984
00:45:40,776 --> 00:45:43,147
because neither one of you
seem phased by it.

985
00:45:43,147 --> 00:45:45,151
Okay? Yeah.

986
00:45:45,151 --> 00:45:46,487
All right, good luck.

987
00:45:46,487 --> 00:45:48,592
And finally, a daughter
who thinks it hilarious

988
00:45:48,592 --> 00:45:51,531
to make her mom pretend showers
are just too precarious.

989
00:45:51,531 --> 00:45:56,140
It's "Parental Police Prank,"
sent in by Stacey Gianquitto

990
00:45:56,140 --> 00:45:57,643
from Tampa, Florida.

991
00:45:57,643 --> 00:45:59,981
Woman: Mom -- Mom, he asked
why I was speeding,

992
00:45:59,981 --> 00:46:05,158
and I said, "My mom -- I said
my mom just fell in the shower,

993
00:46:05,158 --> 00:46:08,097
and she broke her leg."

994
00:46:08,097 --> 00:46:08,732
Oh, my God.

995
00:46:08,732 --> 00:46:11,905
He's not going to come here
to see, is he?

996
00:46:13,141 --> 00:46:15,211
You okay, Mom?

997
00:46:15,211 --> 00:46:17,215
[ Laughter ]

998
00:46:19,319 --> 00:46:20,388
You son of a --

999
00:46:20,388 --> 00:46:23,629
Joining us are Stacey,
Cynthia, and Lauren.

1000
00:46:23,629 --> 00:46:27,135
Now, you really went all in
to help your daughter

1001
00:46:27,135 --> 00:46:28,271
get out of a ticket.

1002
00:46:28,271 --> 00:46:29,440
What was going through your mind

1003
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:31,845
when you realized
your daughters pranked you?

1004
00:46:31,845 --> 00:46:34,617
All I could think of was
I wanted to hit them both.

1005
00:46:34,617 --> 00:46:37,623
[ Laughs ]
I understand.

1006
00:46:37,623 --> 00:46:39,661
Well, all I --
all I can say is,

1007
00:46:39,661 --> 00:46:42,533
you better get
a really great gift

1008
00:46:42,533 --> 00:46:45,205
next Mother's Day, right?

1009
00:46:45,205 --> 00:46:46,307
You got that right.

1010
00:46:46,307 --> 00:46:48,612
There you go. All right.
Good luck, guys.

1011
00:46:48,612 --> 00:46:49,681
Thank you.
All right.

1012
00:46:49,681 --> 00:46:51,450
We're going to find out
who takes home the cash

1013
00:46:51,450 --> 00:46:52,687
in just a minute,
but, first, let's take a look

1014
00:46:52,687 --> 00:46:55,325
at some of the clips
that didn't make our Top Three

1015
00:46:55,325 --> 00:46:57,262
in tonight's
"Honorable Mention."

1016
00:46:57,262 --> 00:47:02,472
♪♪

1017
00:47:02,472 --> 00:47:05,211
[ Zip! ]
Whoa!

1018
00:47:05,211 --> 00:47:08,952
♪♪

1019
00:47:11,357 --> 00:47:12,527
[ Zip! ]

1020
00:47:12,527 --> 00:47:19,541
♪♪

1021
00:47:19,541 --> 00:47:21,377
[ Doorbell rings ]

1022
00:47:21,377 --> 00:47:23,649
[ Zoink! ]
[ Dog barks ]

1023
00:47:23,649 --> 00:47:27,155
[ Ahooga horn blares ]

1024
00:47:27,155 --> 00:47:30,261
♪♪

1025
00:47:30,261 --> 00:47:33,635
[ Cheers and applause ]

1026
00:47:33,635 --> 00:47:35,773
Okay, it's time to hand out
tonight's prizes.

1027
00:47:35,773 --> 00:47:38,545
$20,000 for first,
$6,000 for second,

1028
00:47:38,545 --> 00:47:40,148
and $4,000 for third.

1029
00:47:40,148 --> 00:47:40,649
Here we go.

1030
00:47:40,649 --> 00:47:44,489
Our third place,
$4,000 winner is...

1031
00:47:44,489 --> 00:47:45,659
"Cart-Crashing Chaos,"

1032
00:47:45,659 --> 00:47:50,435
sent in by Carri Siedlik
from Bellevue, Nebraska.

1033
00:47:50,435 --> 00:47:52,172
[ Cheers and applause ]

1034
00:47:52,172 --> 00:47:53,709
Thank you.

1035
00:47:53,709 --> 00:47:56,380
And the winner of the $20,000

1036
00:47:56,380 --> 00:47:59,486
and tonight's
funniest home video is...

1037
00:47:59,486 --> 00:48:00,823
"Show-Stopping Sibling,"

1038
00:48:00,823 --> 00:48:03,829
sent in by Julie Andree
from Parker, Colorado.
Oh, my God!

1039
00:48:03,829 --> 00:48:07,269
We have Gracie, Rozzy,
Julie, Tim, and Hayes!

1040
00:48:07,269 --> 00:48:08,672
Oh, my God!

1041
00:48:08,672 --> 00:48:11,578
Congratulations, guys!

1042
00:48:11,578 --> 00:48:13,782
Now, Gracie, I heard
that you love "AFV,"

1043
00:48:13,782 --> 00:48:15,519
and you told your mom
that you wanted

1044
00:48:15,519 --> 00:48:17,590
to get interviewed
by me one day.

1045
00:48:17,590 --> 00:48:18,759
And now look...
Yeah!

1046
00:48:18,759 --> 00:48:20,562
Ribeiro: ...you're here
getting interviewed by me!

1047
00:48:20,562 --> 00:48:23,702
So, Gracie, what do you
think of that?

1048
00:48:23,702 --> 00:48:26,473
[ Chuckles ] I'm just, like --
we're here, so...

1049
00:48:26,473 --> 00:48:28,645
[ Laughter ]
Ribeiro: Well, you know what?

1050
00:48:28,645 --> 00:48:32,218
That's what we call
making dreams come true, right?

1051
00:48:32,218 --> 00:48:33,454
So, great job.

1052
00:48:33,454 --> 00:48:34,524
And you know what?
Thank you.

1053
00:48:34,524 --> 00:48:36,493
You also made your parents'
dream come true,

1054
00:48:36,493 --> 00:48:39,399
because you just got $20,000

1055
00:48:39,399 --> 00:48:42,238
and a chance at $100,000.

1056
00:48:42,238 --> 00:48:43,575
[ Cheers and applause ]

1057
00:48:43,575 --> 00:48:45,612
Congratulations!

1058
00:48:45,612 --> 00:48:48,484
Thank you.
Thank you!

1059
00:48:48,484 --> 00:48:49,654
Well, the show's over.

1060
00:48:49,654 --> 00:48:51,490
I hate to say goodbye,
so instead,

1061
00:48:51,490 --> 00:48:52,693
I'll channel my inner German

1062
00:48:52,693 --> 00:48:54,597
and say auf wiedersehen.

1063
00:48:54,597 --> 00:48:56,735
Auf -- auf wieder--
auf -- auf...

1064
00:48:56,735 --> 00:48:59,373
Oh, uh, uh, goodbye.

1065
00:48:59,373 --> 00:49:00,542
[ Laughter ]

1066
00:49:00,542 --> 00:49:01,878
We'll see you next time,
and don't forget,

1067
00:49:01,878 --> 00:49:03,849
if you upload a video
and it airs on the show,

1068
00:49:03,849 --> 00:49:05,451
we'll send you
an "AFV" T-shirt.

1069
00:49:05,451 --> 00:49:06,621
So, goodnight, everybody.
Remember,

1070
00:49:06,621 --> 00:49:08,658
send your video to me,
you might win 20 G's.

1071
00:49:08,658 --> 00:49:10,394
Good night, y'all.

1072
00:49:10,394 --> 00:49:13,434
-- Captions by VITAC --

1073
00:49:13,434 --> 00:49:16,473
[ Cheers and applause ]

1074
00:49:16,473 --> 00:49:24,356
♪♪

1075
00:49:24,356 --> 00:49:32,238
♪♪

1076
00:49:32,238 --> 00:49:39,554
♪♪

1077
00:49:39,554 --> 00:49:47,435
♪♪