Ribeiro: Here's a little tease of tonight's "AFV."
Hope you got the good spot on the couch.
♪♪
[ Women scream ]
Woman: Big hug!
Oh!
♪♪
Ah! Child: Maybe turn around.
[ Thud ] Oh!
[ Laughter, applause ]
♪♪
Welcome to "America's Funniest Home Videos."
And now here he is, the host of our show --
Alfonso Ribeiro!
Let's do it. Come on.
Yeah, yeah. Come on now.
Come on. I see you.
Thank you. Thank you.
Hello and welcome.
I believe in immersive entertainment.
So, before I show people crashing dirt bikes
or falling into pools,
I should crash a dirt bike into a pool.
[ Laughter ]
But I won't.
I mean, immersive entertainment or not,
I don't want to ruin this fly suit.
Come on, now.
♪♪
She wants to be a Disney Princess,
but her little sister wants to be Donald Duck.
[ Tube honking ]
[ Laughter, applause ]
A chain is only as strong as the ceiling it's fastened to.
[ Audience "Oh"s ]
[ Laughing ] Stop it!
Woman: Mom, you did a great job with that plant.
How often have you been watering it?
How long have you had it?
[ Laughing continues ]
Three weeks.
How many times have you watered it?
Three times?
That's interesting, 'cause it's fake.
[ Laughter ]
It's definitely made out of plastic.
10 bucks says this ends with him asking himself,
"Why did I do that?"
[ Audience "Oh"s ]
Why did I do that?
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
Maybe not all weddings need a dip.
[ Screams ]
Ow!
[ Screams ]
Woman: Where's the camera?
Woman: Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, no. Ribeiro: Careful.
The pool sheriff doesn't tolerate dockside shenanigans.
Oh, no!
[ Laughs ]
[ Applause ]
♪♪
[ Man laughs ]
This guy has a little squirrel problem.
Man: Well, how about that?
And the problem is,
the little squirrel is too little for the trap.
Well, where are you?
Whoa! It's out!
[ Laughter, applause ]
♪♪
Release the hounds.
It's time to go to the "Dog Park."
[ Dog barks ]
♪♪
Woman: Your face stuck? Toby?
[ Laughs ]
My God.
♪♪
[ Audience "Oh"s ]
Nobody saw nothin'.
You got that? Nobody saw nothin'.
♪♪
Feeding a dog cheese puffs? What a great gag.
[ Dog gnaws ]
[ Woman laughs ]
♪♪
Woman: Monkey. Come on, baby.
[ Laughs ]
What's funnier than a Chihuahua in booties?
Come on, Monkey.
Two Chihuahuas in booties.
[ Laughs ]
[ Laughter ]
Really? Leave my hood.
[ Yelps ] Hey.
German Shepherds were bred to herd sheep,
but they're also good with teen girls and hoodies.
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
They just had a barbecue on that grill.
And guess who didn't get a burger?
[ Audience "Oh"s, laughter ]
♪♪
[ Dog growling ]
He's never had this much trouble fetching a stick before,
but I'm sure he'll get to the root of the problem.
Woman: Literally, a tree rooted to the ground.
Aw, how's my good baby? [ Cooing indistinctly ]
[ Bird squawks ] Hey! No!
[ Applause ]
Everyone's chasing something.
Some are chasing an impossible dream
or the fleeting feeling of their first love.
Others are chasing much more tangible things,
like a guy in a dinosaur costume or a kid on a moped.
We found it easier to make a montage with the second batch.
♪ Some people just want to run in circles ♪
♪ Some people just want to relax ♪
♪ But I'm a go-getter trying to make life better ♪
♪ I'm gonna give you the facts ♪
♪ I want to be, want to be a major player ♪
♪ I want to be up in your face ♪
♪ I want the world to see I can be a record breaker ♪
♪ So let me state my case ♪ [ Screams ]
♪ I want to chase the chase ♪
♪ The chase ♪ ♪ I want to win ♪
♪ The race ♪ ♪ I want to come in ♪
♪ First place ♪
♪ I want to chase ♪
♪ The chase ♪ ♪ I want to win ♪
♪ The race ♪ ♪ I want to come in ♪
♪ First place ♪
♪♪
♪ I want to be, want to be a major player ♪
♪ I want to be up in your face ♪ Woman: Oh!
♪ I want the world to see I can be a record breaker ♪
♪ So let me state my case ♪
♪ I want to chase the chase ♪
♪ The chase ♪ ♪ I want to win ♪
♪ The race ♪ ♪ I want to come in ♪
♪ First place ♪
♪ I want to chase ♪
♪ The chase ♪ ♪ I want to win ♪
♪ The race ♪ ♪ I want to come in ♪
♪ First place ♪
♪♪
[ Laughter, applause ]
Do you have a funny video worth $20,000?
What are you waiting for? Upload it to AFV.com.
[ Kevin Fisher's "The Chase" continues ]
♪♪
Kids -- we give them so much.
And what do they give back?
Well, some pretty amusing quotes, that's for sure.
Woman: Okay, Margo.
Man: Is that the red?
No, it's one of these.
Pick one of the orange ones.
They're playing the "guess the jelly bean flavor" game.
Girl: What does it taste like? [ Laughs ]
Chew it all the way up.
Is it good?
Dead fish.
[ Laughter ]
Definitely dead fish.
Is it good?
Pretty good, but not good.
[ Laughter ]
Man: What happened?
Um, Evan threw all Mommy's things in the potty.
Yeah. Evan.
What did you say?
Cheese. [ Laughter ]
♪♪
Ribeiro: Sometimes, you got to be your own hype man.
Yo!
[ Babbling indistinctly ]
Woman: [ Applauding ] Whoo! Yay!
[ Laughter ]
[ Laughing ] That was amazing!
Man: Did you get that on film?
Woman: Tell me again what you were so excited about.
What is that?
Casserole.
All the stuffed animals are in there.
Um, so...
I think Bull is great.
Girl: I think Horny. [ Laughs ] No!
Man: What?
Oh. Right here. Right here.
Okay, get on there.
What's everybody doing?
A family poop?
Yeah, we are.
Oh.
[ Laughter, applause ]
Together: Hey, Alfonso, when are we going to see
some more bonehead videos?
Okay, Emmy and Draven, you want to see more bonehead videos?
Well, I've got a whole skele-ton of 'em.
Come on, Karen. I'll hold it still for you.
Woman: Push off.
Push off? Yeah.
Woman #2: I said you can dance in the middle.
[ Screams ]
[ Breathing heavily, chuckling ]
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
Ribeiro: I don't know what class this is,
but I bet it's not AP physics.
[ Audience "Oh"s ]
It's okay the hatch is open.
I'm sure there's plenty of clearance.
[ Metal clangs ]
♪♪
One thing I'll say about this guy,
he's not a quitter.
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
[ Audience "Oh"s ]
♪♪
Someone loses at this game.
But weirdly, it's not this guy.
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
[ Kids shouting playfully ]
Golf carts go when you put your foot on the gas pedal.
But it doesn't actually have to be a foot.
♪♪
You wanna see someone who's literally saved
by the seat of his pants?
Woman: Whoa!
[ Laughter ]
Man: Take a picture.
Hey. Take a picture. Randy!
There. Okay. Just don't worry about it.
Ribeiro: So, why did you get fired from that cushy babysitter gig?
See? I can lift her up!
♪ Bum-da-rump-pum-pum-pum ♪
[ Thud ]
♪♪
[ Laughs ]
Ribeiro: Is it "Mudder's Day" already?
♪♪
[ Laughs ]
Man: Oh, dude.
[ Applause ]
It's time for fathers and sons.
You know, I love playing with my two little boys.
I mean, well, they're not so little anymore.
Yeah, they -- they, um -- they're growing up so fast.
Next thing you know, they're going to be off to college,
and, um...
I miss my little guys.
I'm not crying! Shut up!
[ Laughter ]
Do it off, buddy. Here you go, 3...
Wait, wait, Dad's going to do it here.
...do it.
Whoa! Thanks. [ Woman laughs ]
Ribeiro: Meet the only guy over 30 who doesn't love pickleball.
[ Groaning ] Oh, oh, oh, oh.
[ Thud ]
What did it hit?
♪♪
Ow. [ Laughs ]
Ribeiro: It was worth going bald just to make trips
to the hardware store more fun.
[ Laughing ]
[ Loud pop ]
Man: Corbie. How can you tell your kid's not interested in sports?
Well, there are very subtle signs
if you know what to look for.
Woman: What doin'?
[ Sighs ]
[ Laughter ]
Okay.
Man: You get it if you can catch it, yes.
Ribeiro: I don't know if a dollar's worth less
than it used to be.
But it's not worth this.
All right, 1, 2, 3.
[ Thud ] Oh!
You didn't get it!
Ready?
[ Drums playing, baby laughing ]
♪♪
If he thinks this is funny,
wait 'till Dad breaks out the paradiddles.
[ Laughing continues ]
♪♪
Forward.
Okay, go.
By the time Dad catches him,
he'll be old enough to drive a real car. Woman: Casey.
Casey, that's too fast.
Run. Oh, my God.
[ Laughter, applause ]
♪♪
Fun fact, a restaurant tried to one-up the Quarter Pounder
with a One-Third Pounder.
It failed because people thought a third of a pound
was smaller than a quarter of a pound.
Now, I'm going to pause now so some of you
can explain to the confused person next to you
how a third is bigger than a quarter.
And...that's enough.
Here are some videos that require no math.
♪♪
[ Groans ]
At first, I thought she was a bad driver.
Now I'm starting to think she just hates that house.
♪♪
[ Woman speaks indistinctly ]
No, I'm fine!
I just ran into your house.
[ Door opens ]
Woman: Oh. I was going to say, what just happened?
I ran into your house.
Check out the sick dad reflexes.
[ Laughter ]
Woman: Take a bite.
Man: Oh, I'm full right now.
Man #2: Get down, boy!
[ Laughter ]
Ribeiro: He's going after that corn like it stole his lunch money.
♪♪
[ Laughter continues ] Well!
That boy's making him some creamed corn right there.
A little chlorine is good for the pool.
But a whole bucket is bad for the pool guy.
♪♪
If you think this kid's excited to be here,
wait 'till you see who greets him at the door.
[ Kid shouting playfully ]
[ Laughter ]
Ow.
Woman: Aww, she wants to hear ABC's again, Dada.
♪ A, B, C, D, E, F, G ♪
That's your dad.
♪ F, I, J, K ♪
[ Laughter ] Oh, boy.
Grandma got confused on that one.
I got that on video. I was like, "Oh..."
Ribeiro: He got a riding mower for his birthday.
But he wanted an ATV.
[ Branches snapping, leaves crunching ]
Woman: I just want to cry right now.
Madeline was being so quiet and good.
Thought she was being -- putting her babies to bed.
Why did you do this?
[ Babbling ]
Ribeiro: The dogs are doing their business on the lawn...
Oh, my God. Ooh! Ah!
...which she ends up getting a much better view of
than she'd wanted.
[ Dog barks ]
♪♪
[ Applause ]
A mother would do anything to protect her daughter, anything.
So, what should a good daughter do with this knowledge?
Why, use her mother's undying love
to pull the ultimate practical joke, of course.
Woman: Mom, I-I messed up.
What?
[ Chuckles ] I was just speeding.
I just got pulled over. I was speeding.
[ Chuckles ] And I got so nervous,
I didn't know what to say.
So, he asked me why I was speeding.
[ Chuckles ]
Woman: Oh, God.
What did you say?
Mom -- Mom, he asked why I was speeding,
and I said, "My mom -- I said my mom just fell in the shower,
and she broke her leg."
Oh, my God.
He's not going to come here to see, is he?
Yeah, he's following me now.
He says -- he said he has to make sure that I'm not lying
so he doesn't give me a ticket, and he's following me.
What am I supposed to do?!
Mom, I'm so nervous right now.
I hope he doesn't see me laughing.
[ Chuckles ] My, God.
You've got to be kidding me.
Why would you say that?
[ Chuckles ] I got nervous.
[ Indistinct conversations ]
I'm coming up.
Woman: ...get me up, so I'm waiting here...
You in here?
You okay, Mom?
[ Laughter ]
You son of a --
[ Laughter, applause ]
There's a lot of outrage going around these days.
Some of it is completely fake.
But I assure you, my faux outrage is very real.
It's time for some outsized outrage,
because I can't even.
Get set for "I'm Shocked!"
So, the backseat of Mom's hatchback
wasn't the ideal venue for your surprise party?
I'm shocked!
Woman: Graduation day!
Graduation day! Man: Whoo-hoo!
[ Screams ] Whoo-hoo!
You hit me right in the face. [ Laughs ]
Ow. Ah. Are you okay?
Hmm, your lack of patience has somehow rubbed off on the buddy
who's always riding shotgun?
This I gotta see.
[ Horn honking, woman laughing ]
So, you're telling me the dude who thought
a Jenga tower could support him
isn't a certified structural engineer?
No...way.
[ Insects chirping ]
Oh, man.
[ Laughter ]
So, your puppy that weighs less than a hamster
isn't the bravest creature in the world?
Do tell.
[ Dog yelping ] Woman: [ Laughing ] Oh! Oh, my God!
"I'm Shocked!" is over.
And I'm really shocked about it.
[ Applause ]
Owning a boat is great.
You know what's even better?
Having a friend who owns a boat. Yeah. Yeah.
You get to ride without any of the hassle or expense,
and not having hassles or expenses really floats
my non-existent boat.
I hear this boat has great take-out.
[ Women screaming ]
♪♪
Wow, he's caught between a dock and a hard place.
[ Screaming ]
Ribeiro: Careful. Those mayflies may fly right into your mouth.
[ Flies buzzing ]
[ Screams ]
[ Man speaking indistinctly ]
Ribeiro: I was thinking of never doing that,
and this clinches it.
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
I don't know if the fish are biting, but they are flying.
[ Man laughing ]
Quick. Grab my spatula.
[ Audience "Oh"s, laughter ]
Woman: Oh, my God. Help him.
Man: Help him.
[ Music playing, people shouting playfully ]
Check out this buffoon on the pontoon.
♪ ...dance... ♪
[ Woman screams ]
♪♪
Push it forward. Right here?
Yep.
Something tells me this preschooler
doesn't have her boating license.
Not all the way!
[ Engine revving ]
[ Laughter, applause ]
♪♪
[ Applause ]
♪♪
Hop on the Internet, and you'll see a bazillion cat videos
with a gazillion views each.
Are cats really that popular?
Or is there just one really clever cat on his laptop
that knows how to tweak the algorithm to guarantee
cat videos keep getting those sweet, sweet views?
Well, just in case cats really are that popular...
here are some cats.
♪♪
I can't tell if he hates that filter,
or if he just hates everything.
[ Laughter ]
[ Fly buzzing ]
They spend hundreds of bucks on cat toys,
but it's a fly in the bathroom that entertains them for hours.
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
He loves the sound of Mom's voice,
but only when he can see Mom.
Woman: Hey. Hey.
Oh, my God. He just...
Man: What is it?
Woman: I think I just walked in on something.
And they were worried their cat wouldn't get along
with the new cat.
[ Audience "Aww"s ]
[ Laughs, clears throat ]
Um, have I interrupted something, you guys?
[ Laughter ]
[ Indistinct conversations ]
Woman: Will, are you going to get it?
Even in the cat world, there are those who view
and those who do.
Oh!
This is how a cat says, "I need a little me time."
Woman: Oh, my.
♪♪
What dog could resist this?
And what cat could resist this?
[ Cat hisses, woman laughs ]
They put the wind chime there just so they know
when the cat's trying to do this.
[ Wind chime ringing ]
♪♪
Sure, you're real brave when you're on the other side
of the glass.
[ Laughter ]
[ Nail file scratching ]
♪♪
I think he's saying he doesn't like your manicure.
[ Laughter, applause ]
♪♪
Do you know what the world needs now?
[ Dog barking, growling ]
I hope you've enjoyed...
[ Cheers and applause ]
Baseball, America's pastime.
Watching these amateurs play it isn't quite the same
as going to the stadium to catch a Major League game,
but, hey, at least I'm not charging you 39 bucks
for a hot dog and a plate of nachos.
Man: Throw one more. This is why most catchers throw to the shortstop
and not the living-room window.
[ Glass shatters ]
Oh, my God.
No way I just did that.
Follow all the way through.
Push all the way through when you're hitting.
Ribeiro: Go ahead, Dad. [ Chuckles ]
Yeah, show him how it's done.
Just step into it and swing it.
Woman: Oh, my God.
[ Bat thuds, laughter ]
He gets the call right after he gets the fall right.
[ Screaming, cheers and applause ]
Baseball's changed.
First, they added a time clock.
And now, they've added...
a swing set?
[ Audience "Oh"s, laughter ]
Man: Zayden, pay attention.
[ Indistinct conversations ]
Man #2: Oh! [ Laughs ]
Ribeiro: Technically, this counts as a catch.
Run to first!
[ Laughs ]
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my goodness.
Woman: All right, let's go Glenn!
[ Indistinct conversations ]
[ Laughs ]
[ Laughter, applause ]
The great thing about wearing a costume is that,
for a moment, you get to become someone else.
Unless you're a complete klutz.
Then you're just a klutz in a costume.
[ Chuckles ] But, hey, maybe the costume will provide
a little extra padding when you fall.
[ Mozart's "Horn Concerto No. 4" playing ]
♪♪
[ Screams ]
♪♪
Woman: Oh, no!
♪♪
[ Kids shouting playfully ]
[ Screams, laughter ]
♪♪
[ Screams ]
♪♪
[ Man laughs ]
♪♪
[ Child laughs ]
♪♪
[ Woman screams ]
[ Laughter, applause ]
Got a funny video?
Upload it to AFV.com.
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
When it comes to comedy,
the most important element is the element of surprise.
Who cares about oxygen, carbon, and nitrogen?
I mean, sure, they might be necessary
for sustaining life on Earth as we know it,
but they're just not funny.
[ Laughter ]
[ "Pop Goes the Weasel" plays ]
And this is the exact moment
he stopped liking dinosaurs.
♪♪
[ Laughter ]
Woman: It's okay.
Hey. Hi. Pet him.
♪♪
[ Screams ]
Ribeiro: I thought everyone liked scary clowns that jump out of nowhere.
♪♪
He's finally helping with housework,
and you decide to scare him?
It looks good. [ Screams ]
[ Laughter ]
[ Girl humming ]
Man: Dada. [ Screams ]
[ Babbling ]
[ Gasps ]
Do you see it?
Ribeiro: He waited under there for six hours...
[ Chuckles ] ...but it was totally worth it.
[ Screams ] [ Thud ]
[ Man laughs ]
♪♪
Ribeiro: This guy gets so scared,
he almost puts down his phone.
Woman: [ Whispering ] Hello.
What is that?
[ Laughter ]
Seriously.
Don't do that, dude.
Woman: It's Friday morning.
Mama's making us some omelets in her omelet maker.
A minute left.
And we'll have a wonderful omelet.
Ribeiro: There's a reason people have been making omelets
in frying pans for hundreds of years.
[ Both scream ]
[ Laughter ]
Oh, God!
With buddies like this, he is not a happy camper.
[ Hisses ] [ Screams ]
[ Laughter ]
[ Laughs ]
This is a bit more whoopee than she's expecting.
[ Whoopee cushion blows ]
[ Laughter ]
[ Babbles ]
Woman: Hey. Stop!
What's up? [ Screams ]
[ Applause ]
I like visitors. I do.
You know what I don't like?
Visitors that show up without calling first.
♪♪
[ Squirrel chitters ]
♪♪
[ Laughter ]
[ Goat bleats ]
♪♪
[ Frog ribbits ]
♪♪
[ Squirrel chitters ]
[ Doorbell rings ]
[ Applause ]
When a bar's about to close for the night,
the owner gives everyone the ol',
"You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here."
Or so I've heard.
Anyway, we still have a bit more show left
before it'll be time for me to say,
"You don't have to go home, because you're already at home,
but your videos can stay here."
[ Chuckles ]
We need a world without men.
Woman: I know.
So, Travis decides today is the day
he's cleaning out behind the stairs.
So, I go upstairs to get...
Ribeiro: This is the little girl's way of telling her mom
to stop complaining.
[ Indistinct conversation ]
[ Screams ]
[ Laughs ] Hi, Mommy! No! Turn it off!
Stop! Stop! Turn it off!
Okay, this is kinda creepy.
Ah! Kid: Maybe turn around.
[ Thud ] Oh!
[ Audience "Oh"s ]
My fish had a baby.
I'm not joking.
Oh, my God, where is it? Look.
Ribeiro: Aww, her fish had a baby.
Young Woman: That is so freaking cute.
Oh, no! No!
And her angelfish had a snack.
I'm so sad.
He just ate him.
If anybody wants an angelfish, I got one for sale.
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
Ice makes a great base for a ladder, right?
♪♪
[ Audience "Oh"s ]
♪♪
The sad thing is, he bought this backscratcher
because he thought it would help him relax.
♪♪
[ Woman laughs ]
[ Chuckles ]
Man: I never would have guessed that in my life.
Oh!
Wow, that sucks.
Wow, that sucked.
That's what I said.
Yeah, I tripped over that.
Woman: Got milk that's leaking.
I think you're supposed to deliver ice cream
in a refrigerated truck.
[ Women laugh ]
Of all the freeway meltdowns, this is the most literal.
Oh.
Woman #2: He don't got none no more.
Um, now, when Mom and Dad are away
for more than five seconds, why do you repeatedly cry?
[ Coos ]
[ Woman laughs ]
Okay, yeah, for sure.
The people, uh, at home watching,
they want to know,
um, when are you going to say your first word?
[ Chuckles ]
Care to comment?
[ Farts ]
[ Both laugh ]
[ Laughter, applause ]
A wedding is one of the most special days
in a young couple's life,
it's the most expensive day
of the bride's father's life,
and it's absolutely the only time
you get to say the word "nuptials."
It's fun to say, nuptials. [ Chuckles ]
By the way, they're also tonight's "Assignment America."
Need some examples of weddings going haywire?
Say "I do" to these.
♪♪
[ Screaming ]
Don't play. Don't play with me.
[ Laughter ]
[ Applause ]
♪♪
[ Indistinct conversations ]
[ Cheering, applause ]
Did something go hilariously wrong on the magical day
that took years to plan?
Well, might as well get a good laugh out of it.
Jess, tell 'em more.
If she said yes to the dress,
but the big day turned into a mess,
send the video to "AFV,"
and you just might win 20 or even 100 grand.
That should make up for your cheap relative
who never got you a gift.
Just upload the video to AFV.com.
For full contest rules, log on to AFV.com.
Send us your matrimonial mishap...
and maybe a piece of wedding cake while you're at it?
[ Applause ]
We've had lots of fun, lots of mirth, you might call it.
Now, let's hand out some cash that'll fatten a wallet.
So, let's meet our finalists.
First up, it's a cute, little princess
spinning like princesses do,
until her routine's cut short by a homemade kazoo.
It's "Show-Stopping Sibling,"
sent in by Julie Andree from Parker, Colorado.
[ Applause ]
♪♪
[ Tube honking ]
[ Applause ]
Joining us are Julie, Tim, Gracie, Rozzy, and Hayes.
Now, Julie, you were capturing Princess Gracie
during a pivotal moment in her performance
when Rozzy came in to steal the show.
Tell us about the dynamic between those two.
[ Baby cooing ]
Yeah, well it's kind of a -- a joke in our family
that Gracie's always been kind of the princess
and always put together,
and then Rozzy kind of beats
to her own drum. Like right now.
So, we -- we just love the dynamic,
and they get along really well.
But, in the beginning, it was a little touch and go.
Right on. Right on.
Well, she certainly handled it with grace and poise,
like a princess would do.
Good luck, guys.
Thank you. All right, all right.
Next, a woman whose golf cart bonks the home of her friend.
But once isn't enough. She bonks it again.
It's "Cart-Crashing Chaos,"
sent in by Carri Siedlik from Bellevue, Nebraska.
[ Applause ]
[ Groans ]
Woman: What just happened?
I ran into your house.
[ Applause ]
Joining us are Carri and Candi.
Now, Candi, was there any damage done to the house?
According to my friend, just a tiny bit.
Just a little bit. Okay.
And, uh, Carri, I hear you only discovered
that Candi hit the house twice the next day
when you reviewed the security camera footage, right?
Now, what did you say to Candi when you saw that?
Uh, I said, "You hit my house. Twice."
[ Laughs ]
Yeah, I love that. I love that.
Well, you know what?
That must be a pretty lively neighborhood,
because neither one of you seem phased by it.
Okay? Yeah.
All right, good luck.
And finally, a daughter who thinks it hilarious
to make her mom pretend showers are just too precarious.
It's "Parental Police Prank," sent in by Stacey Gianquitto
from Tampa, Florida.
Woman: Mom -- Mom, he asked why I was speeding,
and I said, "My mom -- I said my mom just fell in the shower,
and she broke her leg."
Oh, my God.
He's not going to come here to see, is he?
You okay, Mom?
[ Laughter ]
You son of a --
Joining us are Stacey, Cynthia, and Lauren.
Now, you really went all in to help your daughter
get out of a ticket.
What was going through your mind
when you realized your daughters pranked you?
All I could think of was I wanted to hit them both.
[ Laughs ] I understand.
Well, all I -- all I can say is,
you better get a really great gift
next Mother's Day, right?
You got that right.
There you go. All right. Good luck, guys.
Thank you. All right.
We're going to find out who takes home the cash
in just a minute, but, first, let's take a look
at some of the clips that didn't make our Top Three
in tonight's "Honorable Mention."
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[ Zip! ] Whoa!
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[ Doorbell rings ]
[ Zoink! ] [ Dog barks ]
[ Ahooga horn blares ]
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[ Cheers and applause ]
Okay, it's time to hand out tonight's prizes.
$20,000 for first, $6,000 for second,
and $4,000 for third.
Here we go.
Our third place, $4,000 winner is...
"Cart-Crashing Chaos,"
sent in by Carri Siedlik from Bellevue, Nebraska.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Thank you.
And the winner of the $20,000
and tonight's funniest home video is...
"Show-Stopping Sibling,"
sent in by Julie Andree from Parker, Colorado. Oh, my God!
We have Gracie, Rozzy, Julie, Tim, and Hayes!
Oh, my God!
Congratulations, guys!
Now, Gracie, I heard that you love "AFV,"
and you told your mom that you wanted
to get interviewed by me one day.
And now look... Yeah!
Ribeiro: ...you're here getting interviewed by me!
So, Gracie, what do you think of that?
[ Chuckles ] I'm just, like -- we're here, so...
[ Laughter ] Ribeiro: Well, you know what?
That's what we call making dreams come true, right?
So, great job.
And you know what? Thank you.
You also made your parents' dream come true,
because you just got $20,000
and a chance at $100,000.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Congratulations!
Thank you. Thank you!
Well, the show's over.
I hate to say goodbye, so instead,
I'll channel my inner German
and say auf wiedersehen.
Auf -- auf wieder-- auf -- auf...
Oh, uh, uh, goodbye.
[ Laughter ]
We'll see you next time, and don't forget,
if you upload a video and it airs on the show,
we'll send you an "AFV" T-shirt.
So, goodnight, everybody. Remember,
send your video to me, you might win 20 G's.
Good night, y'all.
-- Captions by VITAC --
[ Cheers and applause ]
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[ Applause ]
We've had lots of fun, lots of mirth, you might call it.
Now, let's hand out some cash that'll fatten a wallet.
So, let's meet our finalists.
First up, it's a cute, little princess
spinning like princesses do,
until her routine's cut short by a homemade kazoo.
It's "Show-Stopping Sibling,"
sent in by Julie Andree from Parker, Colorado.
[ Applause ]
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[ Kazoo honking ]
[ Applause ]
Joining us are Julie, Tim, Gracie, Rozzy, and Hayes.
Now, Julie, you were capturing Princess Gracie
during a pivotal moment in her performance
when Rozzy came in to steal the show.
Tell us about the dynamic between those two.
[ Baby cooing ]
Yeah, well it's kind of a -- a joke in our family
that Gracie's always been kind of the princess
and always put together,
and then Rozzy kind of beats
to her own drum. Like right now.
So, we -- we just love the dynamic,
and they get along really well.
But, in the beginning, it was a little touch and go.
Right on. Right on.
Well, she certainly handled it with grace and poise,
like a princess would do.
Good luck, guys.
Thank you. All right, all right.
Next, a woman whose golf cart bonks the home of her friend.
But once isn't enough. She bonks it again.
It's "Cart-Crashing Chaos,"
sent in by Carri Siedlik from Bellevue, Nebraska.
[ Applause ]
[ Groans ]
Woman: What just happened?
I ran into your house.
[ Applause ]
Joining us are Carri and Candi.
Now, Candi, was there any damage done to the house?
According to my friend, just a tiny bit.
Just a little bit. Okay.
And, uh, Carri, I hear you only discovered
that Candi hit the house twice the next day
when you reviewed the security camera footage, right?
Now, what did you say to Candi when you saw that?
Uh, I said, "You hit my house. Twice."
[ Laughs ]
Yeah, I love that. I love that.
Well, you know what?
That must be a pretty lively neighborhood,
because neither one of you seem phased by it.
Okay? Yeah.
All right, good luck.
And finally, a daughter who thinks it hilarious
to make her mom pretend showers are just too precarious.
It's "Parental Police Prank," sent in by Stacey Gianquitto
from Tampa, Florida.
Woman: Mom -- Mom, he asked why I was speeding,
and I said, "My mom -- I said my mom just fell in the shower,
and she broke her leg."
Oh, my God.
He's not going to come here to see, is he?
You okay, Mom?
[ Laughter ]
You son of a --
Joining us are Stacey, Cynthia, and Lauren.
Now, you really went all in to help your daughter
get out of a ticket.
What was going through your mind
when you realized your daughters pranked you?
All I could think of was I wanted to hit them both.
[ Laughs ] I understand.
Well, all I -- all I can say is,
you better get a really great gift
next Mother's Day, right?
You got that right.
There you go. All right. Good luck, guys.
Thank you. All right.
We're going to find out who takes home the cash
in just a minute, but, first, let's take a look
at some of the clips that didn't make our Top Three
in tonight's "Honorable Mention."
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[ Zip! ] Whoa!
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[ Zip! ]
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[ Doorbell rings ]
[ Zoink! ] [ Dog barks ]
[ Ahooga horn blares ]
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[ Cheers and applause ]
Okay, it's time to hand out tonight's prizes.
$20,000 for first, $6,000 for second,
and $4,000 for third.
Here we go.
Our third place, $4,000 winner is...
"Cart-Crashing Chaos,"
sent in by Carri Siedlik from Bellevue, Nebraska.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Thank you.
And the winner of the $20,000
and tonight's funniest home video is...
"Show-Stopping Sibling,"
sent in by Julie Andree from Parker, Colorado. Oh, my God!
We have Gracie, Rozzy, Julie, Tim, and Hayes!
Oh, my God!
Congratulations, guys!
Now, Gracie, I heard that you love "AFV,"
and you told your mom that you wanted
to get interviewed by me one day.
And now look... Yeah!
Ribeiro: ...you're here getting interviewed by me!
So, Gracie, what do you think of that?
[ Chuckles ] I'm just, like -- we're here, so...
[ Laughter ] Ribeiro: Well, you know what?
That's what we call making dreams come true, right?
So, great job.
And you know what? Thank you.
You also made your parents' dream come true,
because you just got $20,000
and a chance at $100,000.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Congratulations!
Thank you. Thank you!
Well, the show's over.
I hate to say goodbye, so instead,
I'll channel my inner German
and say auf wiedersehen.
Auf -- auf wieder-- auf -- auf...
Oh, uh, uh, goodbye.
[ Laughter ]
We'll see you next time, and don't forget,
if you upload a video and it airs on the show,
we'll send you an "AFV" T-shirt.
So, goodnight, everybody. Remember,
send your video to me, you might win 20 G's.
Good night, y'all.
-- Captions by VITAC --
[ Cheers and applause ]
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