Tonight, on "America's Funniest Home Videos,"
one of the season's 10 winning families
will take home the $100,000 prize.
Who will be voted the winner?
We'll reveal all on "AFV's" $100,000 episode,
starting right...
now!
Let the laughing begin!
Woman: You have all the--
Man: Oh, my gosh! You all right?
[ Dog barks ]
[ Laughter ]
[ Man groans ] [ Laughter ]
Unh!
[ Horse farts ]
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
Welcome to "America's Funniest Home Videos"
$100,000 show.
And now, here he is, your host...
Alfonso Ribeiro!
Let's do it!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Come on, y'all.
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Yes, yes, yes!
Hello, and welcome to our $100,000 show!
Tonight, one lucky winner is going home
with a check for a hundred grand.
They could get that in dollars, clams, simoleons, cheddar,
or any slang term for money that people haven't used in decades
but I still find mildly amusing. Yeah.
So we'll find out who wins at the end of the night,
but until we give out all that money,
let's enjoy something that's all-out funny!
This is karma for making the dogs eat outside.
Unh!
What mom isn't excited to show off her new baby?
Woman: Scarlet, show me your baby.
Can I see your baby?
Aww. Cute.
Can you give him a hug?
Woman: You got school-itis?
Yeah.
Why you got school-itis?
It hurts every day?
[ Laughter ]
[ Dance music plays ]
He's about to be crowned the king of the "fun uncles."
[ Woman laughs ]
[ Glass shatters ]
Broke the window!
♪♪
Woman: Broken window!
♪♪
Woman: Hi!
How ya doin'?
Ribeiro: Someone wants this to stay a one-animal household.
[ Dog barking ]
Woman: Gerti! Get back over here!
♪ The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout ♪
Woo!
♪ Down came the rain and washed the spider out ♪
♪ Out came the sun
♪ ...and dried up all the rain ♪
♪ And the itsy bitsy...
♪ ...spider
♪ Went up the spout ag-a-a-ain ♪
♪ Yeah
♪♪
Are these key changes?
No, ma'am.
[ Laughter ]
[ Celebratory music plays ]
♪♪
It's time to meet our first batch
of $100,000 finalists.
Will tonight's winner be
a woman who thinks her water bottle has something to say,
a husband, a wife, and three dogs slipping away,
or a kid and a kitty in a powdered-sugar display?
♪♪
Ain't technology great?
She can take a picture with her phone
and get a call on her water bottle.
Hello?
Hello?!
Oh. [ Laughs ]
Oh, son of a gun.
[ Laughing ]
I picked up -- [ Laughs ]
I -- I -- I --
Ay-yi-yi.
[ Laughter ]
No, no, no. Let me get you guys out.
Ribeiro: Here come the dogs...
Ooh-hoo!
...and there go the dogs.
Oh, I gotta get boots.
Open the garage, please.
Hey, hey.
Buddy...
[ Smooches ]
Ribeiro: Dad to the rescue...
and Mom to the ground.
[ Laughter ]
Oh!
Donna, are you okay?
Yeah, I'm fine.
No, wait! Piper!
Get over here! You're gonna fall.
Piper, stay.
♪♪
Man: Leah.
♪♪
Ohhhh, Leah.
Leah.
Wow. Whatcha doing here?
Hey. [ Whistles ]
Ribeiro: If you think her parents are less than amused,
wait till you see the cat.
Woman: Look what she did, babe.
Man: Leah.
Woman: Look at the Cheetos.
Man: Leah.
[ Both laugh ]
[ Laughter ]
Woman: How you like that cat now?
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
They say that animals are just as afraid of us
as we are of them.
This montage asked the question,
"Why the heck aren't we more scared of them?
♪♪
♪ Grin but they don't mean it ♪
♪ Sing but they don't feel it ♪
♪ Gone but they don't see it ♪
Ow! It bit my shoulder!
♪ Think but they don't speak it ♪
♪ There's a beast eating every bit of beauty ♪
♪ And they all feed it [ Goose honks ]
♪ Stop...a moment, try to freeze it ♪
♪ They find, and they don't seek it ♪
Aah!
♪ At the bar, but they can't meet it ♪
♪ Try their best, but they can't beat it ♪
♪ Nice car, somebody keys it
♪ There's a beast eating every bit of beauty ♪
♪ And, yes, they feed it [ Woman screams ]
♪ I'm not a finger pointer
♪ I will not cry your name Ow!
♪ For, yeah, brothers and sisters ♪
♪ We are one 'n' the same Oh!
♪ When my sister suffers
♪ And when my mother cries
♪ All I want to do
♪ Is look in someone's eyes and say ♪
♪ Somehow we'd better speak it
♪ Scared someone will tweet it
♪ It's on the wall, but you won't read it ♪
♪ It's gone before you see it
♪ We all dread to repeat it
♪ There's a beast eating every bit of beauty ♪
♪ And, yes, we all feed it
Aah!
Oh! Kelsey! Kelsey!
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Do you have a funny video worth $20,000?
What are you waiting for?
Upload it to AFV.com.
♪ Gone but they don't see it
♪ They can call but they can't heed it ♪
♪ They think, but they don't speak it ♪
♪ There's a beast eating every bit of beauty ♪
♪ And they all feed it
♪♪
Someone told me that dogs have dreams, and it blew my mind.
Then they said,
"That's why their legs move while they're sleeping.
They're dreaming of running."
See, I thought they meant "dreams"
as in "hopes and dreams," like going on "Shark Tank"
and pitching a "walk yourself" dog-walking business
and getting rich and buying an island made of chew toys.
[ Laughter ]
But I guess dreaming of running makes more sense.
Release the hounds!
It's time to go to the Dog Park.
[ Dog barking ]
[ Man barking ]
Buster can handle shadow-puppet dogs
but not shadow-puppet dogs who sound vaguely like his owner.
[ Both barking ]
Woman: What'd you do while we were gone?
Hmm?
What did you -- what did you do while we were gone?
No, don't try to make nice now.
[ Toy squeaking ]
Could you not see out the window?
Huh?
You couldn't see out the kitchen window?
I see that.
So you decided to get up on the kitchen table
and take matters into your own hands?
Huh?
♪♪
Ribeiro: If you make her wear an itchy sweater,
she's gotta find some way to scratch her back.
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
[ Dog growls ]
I don't think the big dog is in a mood to play.
[ Dog barks ]
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
With two big active dogs in the house,
this guy needs to adopt a more defensive posture.
Ohh!
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
[ Dogs barking ]
I'm sorry, ma'am, but two
Great Danes might be a little too much dog for you.
♪♪
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
Tiny legs, big brain!
♪♪
He doesn't get the job done quickly,
but he does get it done.
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
[ Laughter and applause ]
And now you will be the beneficiary...
of the fact that I bought a rhyming dictionary!
It's story time,
and I have some doozies for you.
It's "Dunce Upon a Time."
♪♪
The driveway was very icy and, dare I say, real steep,
which made it quite a chore for them to stop their sliding Jeep.
They always have a grand old time,
thanks to all the snowing.
The husband stays to complete the job.
His wife just keeps on going.
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
I don't remember his face or even the poor guy's name,
just how he always ran through doors
still attached to their frames.
[ Laughter ]
Man: Door destruction.
Ribeiro: Eating cereal and walking are two things
he can usually handle,
but the dog gate is a problem when his footwear is a sandal.
[ Bowl shatters ]
♪♪
Woman: Oh, my God, Cal.
Man: Oh, yeah.
Oh, that's yummy.
No more. No more.
Ribeiro: His mom tells him to stop it,
but the little boy's not flustered.
Hey, kid, you know you're supposed
to dip a yellow bus in mustard.
[ Laughter ]
All right, Reagan, your turn.
This has been "Dunce Upon a Time."
The end.
♪♪
It's time to meet our second batch
of $100,000 finalists.
Will tonight's winner be a home invaded
by the neighborhood lizard,
a pregnant woman who's a pranking wizard,
or a llama who spits with the strength of a blizzard?
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
What's worse than an iguana at your front door?
Go out the garage.
An iguana that goes in your front door.
No! Get inside!
[ Dog barking, woman screaming ]
No!
[ Laughter ]
[ Woman screaming ]
♪♪
No, I don't want it in the house.
♪♪
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
You all right?
Oh, God. Oh, my gosh.
Ribeiro: I think she got pregnant
just so she could play this prank.
Man: Are you okay? Nope.
What's wrong?
-No. Her water broke. -Her water broke.
Let's get her to the hospital.
Okay, somebody has to call my doctor.
Eric, call her doctor.
What doctor are you using?
Get your phone, Eric.
I'm coming.
What's your doctor's number? Breathe.
What's the doctor's number?
April is the first name.
-Just Google it. -Just Google it.
I think we need to go to the hospital, don't we?
Yeah, but we got to call her first.
Okay, April what?
[ Laughter ]
Woman: What did you do?
I want to roll up the window, but his head's in the way.
Man: No, don't roll up the window.
He's spitting stuff everywhere as he eats.
It's like, falling out of his mouth.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, my gosh. Look at this.
Ribeiro: Dad said, "Don't roll up the window."
I think it's gonna take Nathan a good 30 years
to forgive him for that.
Ewww...
[ Screams ]
[ Crying ]
♪♪
Ew...
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
Fathers and sons have a special way of bonding,
a way that usually ends with Dad saying,
"Don't tell your mother!"
But the kid always tells Mom
because he knows she's going to find out eventually,
so he might as well throw Dad under the bus now.
Anyway, uh... fathers and sons!
[ Laughter ]
Oh, it did not fall, boy!
You are fixing to lose again.
Ribeiro: Bragging at Jenga always ends with something falling.
Woman: Here he goes again.
[ Chair cracking ]
Let's watch you fall.
Woman: Oh, let's watch you fall.
♪♪
Did you get that on video?
-I did. -Yes!
Wait. It crawled up into the ceiling.
Wait, no.
Ribeiro: It's great to have stuff in common with your son,
like being terrified of bats.
[ Both screaming ]
Boy: I recorded that.
[ Man screams ]
I do.
I -- Don't say that.
Man: Huh?
I do want a perm.
You're not getting a perm.
Don't say that word. That's a bad word.
Come up, like, around here some. Yeah.
Mostly back here.
Ribeiro: Hmm.
I would have given the wife the trimmer
and the kid the camera, but that's just me.
It's getting a lot.
Woman: Did you -- You took the thing off!
Oh, my God. Oh, no.
I forgot. I took it off to clean it.
There was so much hair on it.
Do I got a bald spot on the back of my head now?
No.
It's just, like, very thick.
It's what I used to look like.
[ Laughter ]
What's this from?
Look at that little car.
That's a European car.
What kind of car is that?
Peein' car.
No, European.
No, I'm not a peein'.
No, it's a European car.
This is a peein' car?
European.
No, I'm not a peein'!
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
Man: So how did that get on the ground?
Ribeiro: A box of doughnuts?
Man: Let's see if we can follow the...
Ribeiro: Come on. No kid can resist a doughnut.
Man: ...all the way to...
Ribeiro: ...or 12.
♪♪
Man: Hey, buddy, what you got there?
Did you find some Krispy Kreme doughnuts?
Mmm.
Are those yummy?
♪♪
Okay. So we've loaded
the first stage of the pump with muck.
And now I'm going to pressurize the stage,
and we should see the muck come out of the valve at the end.
Ribeiro: Having an engineer for a dad
creates a special set of problems.
Oh!
[ Screaming ]
[ Child screaming, crying ]
Mama!
♪♪
Now, I'm not much of a gambler,
but I'm smart enough to realize those billion-dollar casinos
didn't get built because the house
suddenly got hot at the blackjack table.
However, some bets are such sure things that even
I can't resist laying my money down.
The odds are good that I'll like these odds!
It's time for "I'll Take That Bet!"
You think tomorrow morning's coffee
won't taste like hairballs and tuna?
[ Scoffs ] I'll take that bet!
♪♪
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
So, you think you can drive the Jacuzzi
over to Garth's annual "Bring Your Own Hot Tub Party"
without spilling a drop?
[ Scoffs ] Care to wager?
♪♪
[ Laughing ]
You believe wine o'clock is the perfect time to try tandem yoga?
[ Scoffs ] I'll take that action!
[ Laughs ]
What could go wrong?
[ Laughter ]
Oh, my God. Are you okay?
♪♪
You think that guy taking forever
in the drive-through isn't a real pig?
Come on. Lay your money down.
♪♪
Woman: Hear the pig?
[ Pig oinking ] There he is.
[ Pig grunting ]
[ Laughter ]
Ribeiro: I'm up 'cause some crazy stuff went down!
This was "I'll Take That Bet"
♪♪
Both: Hey, Alfonso!
Let's see some more golf videos.
Okay, Clayton and Clyde, you want golf videos?
I don't know if I've mentioned it to the crew,
but I love to golf.
Have I ever mentioned that I love to golf?
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Okay. I suppose my golf stories may have come up once or twice.
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
It's considered bad form to talk while someone's about to drive.
But the etiquette books don't say anything about this.
[ Air horn blares ]
[ Laughter ]
Trying to putt out of the rough
can lead to a pretty rough round.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
No... [ Laughing ]
♪♪
[ Motor revving ]
[ Tires screeching ]
Ironically, they got the cart
because David wanted to go easy on his knees.
Hang on!
Watch your head a little bit.
Ribeiro: It's a tiny club, but it still packs a wallop.
Man: Oh, man. Make it, make that putt!
Ribeiro: Molly's the mutt who knows how to putt.
Man: Boom! Shake and bake bud!
Sit. Sit.
Shake and bake.
♪♪
Ribeiro: I hope that club gives his ball enough loft.
♪♪
Ohh!
[ Laughs ]
Oww!
[ Laughter ]
Get ready for an unforgettable vacation
in a magnificent three-bedroom Grand Villa
at a Disney Vacation Club Resort!
This season's grand prize winner
and five guests will stay at their choice
of either Disney's Riviera Resort in Florida
or The Villas at Disneyland Hotel in California,
or Aulani Disney Vacation Club Villas,
Ko Olina, Hawaii.
Discover the magic of Disney storytelling
at the new Villas at Disneyland Hotel
and visit both parks at Disneyland Resort,
or at Disney's Riviera Resort,
step into the elegance of Europe.
Stay in the heart of Walt Disney World Resort
and visit all four Theme Parks,
or escape to an enchanting family paradise
inspired by the rich traditions of Hawai'i
at Aulani Disney Vacation Club Villas,
and embrace the spirit of aloha.
Each of these Disney Vacation Club Resorts
offers legendary Disney service
and a variety of experiences for everyone in the family.
It's a dream vacation filled with magic.
Send your video to "AFV" for your chance to win
this wonderful vacation!
[ Applause ]
Remember having to remember peoples' phone numbers?
Now you just click their contact name
on your phone, and voilà!
My point is, technology makes things easier,
which makes our brains lazier...
which leads to some poor decisions...
which makes me wonder why I'm making this sound
like a bad thing, considering where I work!
Think, Al, think!
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzing ]
Woman: Waylon, why are you wearing goggles
to brush your teeth?
Because...
You're supposed to wear goggles while you're brushing?
Hm. Why?
Because...
Ohh. Okay.
[ Indistinct conversations ]
[ Laughter ]
Man: Closer!
You gotta run all the way down.
Man: Go!
[ Laughter ]
-Whoo! -Ready?
Brock, get ready. Go! Lay down!
Ribeiro: Do the "world's record" people keep track of
"most teenagers jumped by a hyperactive dog
chasing a laser pointer"?
'Cause they should.
Man: Keep your heads down, girls!
Woman: Are you putting anybody else in?
Garret, go. Woman: Lay down.
-Garret, get on. -Garret, lay down.
-Garret! -Garret, lay down.
Ribeiro: She's the only dog in the neighborhood
who can jump over every kid in the neighborhood.
Come on! Garret!
Garret, let's go! Keep going!
[ Indistinct conversations ]
[ Laughter ]
Man: Come down to the right level.
Woman: Everybody ready?
Ribeiro: I don't think she's quite tall enough for this.
-Go! -Aah!
-Ohh! -Ohh! Ohh!
Woman: Hey, Ava. Want some banana?
You want banana?
Ribeiro: This is a banana split.
Ava sees a banana... then splits.
Woman: Ava, you don't want any banana?
[ Laughing ]
I think all the cans out there are froze--
Oh, my gosh! You alright?
Ribeiro: He puts the "duh" in soda.
[ Laughter ]
Ribeiro: See that snake in the bar?
So does Phyllis.
Ohh!
I'm sorry.
Woman: Oh, it's on the move.
It's on the move. The -- The snake.
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
Ribeiro: It seems like they should get
way more than two points for this.
[ All cheering ]
♪♪
It's time to meet our third and final batch
of $100,000 finalists.
Will tonight's winner be...
a sister who brings da noise but not quite da funk...
a proposal photobombed by a curious chipmunk...
a cat who likes tuna even more than mom thunk...
or a mom who wishes the flour remained in the trunk?
♪♪
[ Classical music playing ]
She wants to be a Disney princess.
But her little sister wants to be Donald Duck.
[ Honking ]
[ Woman gasps ]
Hold that.
You are not kidding. You're joking right now.
Babe, you are joking.
Will you marry me?
[ Gasps ] You're kidding me right now!
Are you serious?
Yes.
Oh.
[ Laughter ]
Oh, the chipmunk.
Woman: Babe.
[ Cat growls ]
Give it -- No!
Come back here!
Give me that back!
Give it to me!
Give -- No! Roycey!
Ribeiro: I think this means
you should be giving Royce better cat food.
Woman: No! Royce!
Give me my sandwich back!
Baby? Royce!
Give me my sandwich! No.
Babe, I brought half my sandwich home, okay?
Look what they just did.
Ribeiro: Well, it's official.
This is the last time Mom picks up flour
with kids in the car.
I was just cleaning your car.
Woman: Not just here.
Everywhere.
[ Applause ]
It's time for Versus.
Join us as "Dudes who'd never make it as a lumberjack"
take on "Overeating baby dogs
throwing their balance out of whack."
[ Bell dings ] Tonight on Versus...
The cutters are up first with some poor branch management.
♪♪
[ Man groans ]
Ribeiro: The puppies strike back with a mini Pug unplugged.
Woman: Ohh!
Ribeiro: And wait a minute!
This guy stinks, but he still gets a raise.
♪♪
For this Boston Terrier, eating couldn't get any hairier.
♪♪
These dudes knock the tree to the ground...
but it still won't go down.
[ Woman laughing ]
Raise your butt in the air...
and end up way over there!
[ Woman laughs ]
This guy using a pulley...
ends up looking silly!
♪♪
Fly, tree dude, fly!
♪♪
The puppies have one last chance to make a mess of things.
Is it enough?
And the winner is... [ Bell dings ]
guys who stink at tree-cutting!
♪♪
Join us next week when the lumberjacks take on...
Grandmas thrilled with their new hairdo's.
Woman: This is the hairdo that Cece gave Mimi.
Ribeiro: On Versus!
Now it's time for a little bathroom humor.
I don't mean inappropriate jokes.
I mean things that literally happened in the bathroom.
It's totally clean.
Like "just took a bath in the bathroom" clean.
[ Chuckles ]
♪♪
Ohh!
♪♪
[ Woman and man shriek ]
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
[ Girls squeal ]
♪♪
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
[ Whoosh ]
♪♪
[ Screams ]
♪♪
[ Child screams ]
♪♪
[ Screams ]
♪♪
Got a funny video? Upload it to AFV.com.
[ Applause ]
♪♪
I'm tired of people saying, "Agree to disagree,"
when they're just wrong.
You could say, "Agree to disagree,"
if we disagree on
"greatest band" or "best pizza topping."
But when you say, "The square root of 100
is 8 million and 60 hamburger," you're just plain wrong!
Now here are some videos, whether you agree or not.
"Hamburger." Shoot!
We're very upset you threw out the cake.
We're brerry upset!
You threw it out. Out --
Cake.
Ribeiro: Dad better pick up a cake,
or this will go on 'til that kid's out of diapers.
Woman: Rude.
That's rude!
That bad!
Ribeiro: Airport photo bomb!
Cheese.
I don't know.
Ribeiro: To catch a wave, you gotta get
a lot closer to the waves.
[ Man groans ]
♪♪
An actor. Really short.
No! Yes.
I don't know that one.
Oh! Another actor that...
Dah. Yes!
Ribeiro: He can't even talk, and he's better than me at trivia!
He says, "Oh, this is --" Dah!
Yes!
Alright. Oh, it's a comedy --
Yo! Yes!
Woman: Good job! Good job!
Woman: I thought I would try one of those charcoal
tooth scrub things for my health.
[Laughing] I tried to --
I tried to open it.
Look at my hands. I'm shaking.
[ Laughs ]
This is the dumbest thing I have ever done. Officially.
Alright. Are we ready for this?
I can't even believe I'm gonna show you this right now.
[ Sighs ]
[Laughing] Look at my face.
I look like -- I look like a busted wrestler.
Ribeiro: You know what the world needs now?
My roller skate...
It like...
The wheel like...
I'm good.
Ribeiro: I hope you've enjoyed...
I was in a pharmacy the other day
and I noticed a lot of products for problems that are,
shall we say, slightly embarrassing,
and yet the people on the boxes always look like this.
[ Laughter ] I mean, come on.
If anything, the picture should look like this.
"Stop taking my picture!"
I mean, not that I'd know.
I mean, nothing embarrassing ever happens to me. Heh.
-You sure it's... -I'm gonna fall on you!
Go!
Ribeiro: Her lack of confidence matches her lack of ability.
Child: Let's go!
[ Woman screams ]
[ Laughter ]
[ Door thuds ]
Aah!
Ribeiro: Sometimes your purpose in life
is just to serve as a warning to others.
Don't go down the stairs! Don't go down the stairs!
Don't go down the stairs!
Okay. What's wrong?
Man: Look at you. It's icy?
Boy: Yes, sir. Okay.
Even if I would have held on...
Yeah, like that.
Okay.
♪♪
Ribeiro: She's as graceful as she is beautiful.
♪♪
In his defense, he's used to cleaning a much bigger bus.
♪♪
She's probably not the only one
who wishes tattoos were that easy to remove.
Can you help me, Mom? You try it.
It won't come off? Ready?
♪♪
[ Indistinct conversation ]
Ribeiro: I think he's thrown off-balance
by his super awesome pony-hawk.
[ Man grunts ]
Took a tumble? Yeah.
Horses. Such dignified and majestic creatures.
[ Fart ]
[ Laughter ]
We're so close to finding out who wins the 100 grand,
I'm on pins and needles!
Of course, that could just mean that my shoes are too tight.
But, either way, I can't wait to see what happens.
We'll find out who wins after the break. Don't go away.
[ Applause ]
Welcome back!
I have that magical feeling I only get
when I'm close to giving away $100,000.
And it's a good thing I work here --
otherwise, whenever I got that magical feeling,
I'd have to give away my own money, and, mnh.
So here's one last look at tonight's finalists.
Hello?
Hello?!
Oh. [ Laughs ]
I gotta get boots. Open the garage, please.
Hey, hey.
Oh, no, this is bad.
-Oh, my -- -Oh, my God.
Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Ohh!
Man: Oh, wow. Whatcha doing here?
Hey. [ Whistles ] Woman: What?
Oh, my goodness.
[ Laughter ]
[ Dog barking, woman screaming ]
No! No!
[ Woman screaming ]
Woman: Stop it! [ Screaming ]
Man: Are you okay? Nope.
What's wrong?
Woman: No. Her water broke.
I think we need to go to the hospital, don't we?
Yeah, but we got to call her first.
Okay. April what?
April. Last name is Fools.
[ Laughter ]
[ Kids screaming ]
Woman: Hey!
[ Classical music playing ]
[ Honking ]
[ Woman gasps ]
[ Woman laughs ]
Babe, you are joking. Will you marry me?
[ Gasps ] You're kidding me right now!
Are you serious?
Yes.
Oh.
[ Laughter ]
Oh, the chipmunk!
Woman: Babe.
[ Cat growls ]
Give it -- No!
Come back here!
Give me that back!
Give it to me! Give -- No!
I was just cleaning your car.
We've seen all ten finalists.
Who will win the $100,000?
We recently went to the Walt Disney World Resort
in Florida where guests voted to determine the winner,
and now we'll reveal the top three vote-getters.
That's right -- the $100,000 winner
is one of these three clips.
Here they are, in no particular order.
♪♪
First up, it's...
"Water Bottle Blunder"
sent in by Laura Seifert from Excelsior, Minnesota!
[ Applause ]
Next up, it's "Downward Dogs"
sent in by Robert Durham from Renton, Washington.
[ Applause ]
And finally, it's "Petting Zoo Spew"
sent in by Jen Short from Sterling, Virginia.
[ Applause ]
That's our final three.
Is it what you predicted or did someone have to restrain you
from throwing tortilla chips at the screen
because your favorite didn't make it?
Well, we'll reveal the winner in just a moment,
but first, let's recap just a few of the many things
we've learned during the first half of the season, shall we?
We've learned that nobody likes
having their lunch break cut short.
Come on, man!
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You have to -- You have to kiss me
for the wedding photo like that.
We've learned that the only safe dips
are the ones you dip your chips in.
-Ohh! -Aah! Ow!
-You're killing him! -God!
Ha ha!
We've learned that a babysitter can never relax,
especially when the kid has a wicked fastball!
What was that?
We've learned three simple things --
Ramps. Don't. Work.
Woman: So I go upstairs to get dressed, and there's all these boxes...
We've learned that you never turn your back
on a toddler with a hose.
Woman: Ohh! Ohh! No! No!
[ Laughing ]
-No! Stop! Stop! -Stop!
Turn it off!
We've learned that taking out the trash
isn't always the boring chore we think it is.
[ Bear growls ]
Funny stuff.
I'll bet half of you didn't realize
how educational this show was.
And I'll bet the other half very briefly considered
changing the channel when I said the word "learned."
Ha ha!
But now it's finally time to get down to the nitty-gritty
and crown tonight's $100,000 winner.
Will it be "Water Bottle Blunder"...
[ Cheers and applause ]
..."Downward Dogs"...
[ Cheers and applause ]
...or will it be "Petting Zoo Spew"?
[ Cheers and applause ]
Tonight's funniest video
and the winner of the $100,000 is...
[ Suspenseful music plays ]
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[ Drum roll ]
..."Water Bottle Blunder"
sent in by Laura Seifert from Excelsior, Minnesota!
We have Rita, Ninfa, and Laura!
Alright!
Come on down here! Congratulations!
I'm so happy that you didn't decide to upload your clip
to us through your water bottle, right?
But did you ever imagine your video going this far
when you sent it to us? No. No.
No, no. Oh, God.
What a blessing. Yes.
And I thank you all so very, very much.
Right on. Right on. Now, Ninfa...
when I asked what you were gonna do with the $20,000,
you said that you were gonna think about it.
But now that you've won $120,000, we need to know.
What are you gonna do with all that money?
Well, I'm gonna go see my cousins in Sicily.
Ahh. In Italy.
Well, I am so happy. And you know what?
We'll see you back here for our Grand Prize finale.
Oh.
Alright? Oh, so good.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Well, that's our show.
I think by now you realize that the real prize
was the friends we made along the way...
except for the family whose real prize
was the 100 grand they made along the way, yeah.
We'll see you next time. And don't forget --
if you upload a video and it airs on the show,
we'll send you an AFV T-shirt.
So good night everybody and remember --
send your video to me, you might win 20 G's.
Good night, y'all!
[ Cheers and applause ]
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