1 00:00:00,701 --> 00:00:01,802 Ribeiro: "AFV's" on. 2 00:00:01,802 --> 00:00:05,172 Spoiler alert -- it looks like this. 3 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:17,484 -[ Sneezes ] -Don't do that! 4 00:00:19,286 --> 00:00:20,454 Whoa! 5 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:24,057 [ Screaming ] 6 00:00:24,591 --> 00:00:27,661 [ Cheers and applause ] 7 00:00:27,661 --> 00:00:31,498 Welcome to "America's Funniest Home Videos." 8 00:00:31,498 --> 00:00:35,235 And now, here he is, the host of our show... 9 00:00:35,235 --> 00:00:39,373 Alfonso Ribeiro! 10 00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:40,674 Well, let's do this. 11 00:00:40,674 --> 00:00:43,477 [ Cheers and applause ] 12 00:00:43,477 --> 00:00:45,646 C'mon, y'all. That's what I'm talking about. 13 00:00:45,646 --> 00:00:48,515 Thank you, thank you, thank you! Thank you! 14 00:00:48,515 --> 00:00:50,851 Thank you. Welcome and hello! 15 00:00:50,851 --> 00:00:54,321 Or, as they say in Greece, "Baba ghanoush!" 16 00:00:54,321 --> 00:00:54,955 I'm kidding. 17 00:00:54,955 --> 00:00:56,657 Baba ghanoush is not the Greek word for "hello." 18 00:00:56,657 --> 00:00:57,758 It's food. 19 00:00:57,758 --> 00:00:59,893 However, I had a friend who went to Greece, 20 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:02,896 and I told him baba ghanoush is the Greek word for "hello," 21 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:06,233 which he proceeded to say to every person he met. 22 00:01:06,233 --> 00:01:06,900 [ Laughs ] 23 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:09,703 Yep, he got a lot of weird looks. 24 00:01:09,703 --> 00:01:11,772 Anyway, say "hello" to these videos, 25 00:01:11,772 --> 00:01:15,042 or, as they say in Italy, "Ravioli." 26 00:01:17,978 --> 00:01:22,282 She remembers the sensor, but forgets to duck. 27 00:01:23,784 --> 00:01:26,386 Woman: [ Laughs ] Oh, God! 28 00:01:26,386 --> 00:01:28,422 [ Laughter ] 29 00:01:29,690 --> 00:01:32,859 Ribeiro: Reason 932 why you always wash your hands 30 00:01:32,859 --> 00:01:34,628 after visiting a petting zoo. 31 00:01:34,628 --> 00:01:37,297 Woman: Izzy, no, no, no, no, no, no! 32 00:01:37,297 --> 00:01:40,300 Honey! Gross! 33 00:01:40,801 --> 00:01:42,502 Ribeiro: He's got terrible form, 34 00:01:42,502 --> 00:01:45,238 but this still counts as a takedown. 35 00:01:45,472 --> 00:01:47,474 [ Laughs, screams ] 36 00:02:00,587 --> 00:02:03,123 Oh, my gosh. 37 00:02:03,657 --> 00:02:05,892 Ribeiro: Wow, this kid's great! 38 00:02:05,892 --> 00:02:09,463 I just hope nobody jinxes him by yelling, "Don't fall." 39 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:12,499 Go, Adam! Don't fall. 40 00:02:12,499 --> 00:02:14,234 [ Screams ] 41 00:02:18,705 --> 00:02:21,241 [ Groans ] 42 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:25,612 Ribeiro: Every office rodent dreams of 43 00:02:25,612 --> 00:02:28,248 becoming a flying squirrel. 44 00:02:28,615 --> 00:02:31,284 Fly! Be free! Wee! 45 00:02:34,855 --> 00:02:36,890 Ribeiro: Release the hounds! 46 00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:39,559 It's time to go to the "Dog Park." 47 00:02:39,559 --> 00:02:41,595 [ Dog barks ] 48 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:48,502 Leo's decided you waited long enough to take down the tree. 49 00:02:50,537 --> 00:02:52,406 No! Leo! 50 00:02:52,406 --> 00:02:55,375 [ Screams ] 51 00:02:55,375 --> 00:02:56,376 Leo! 52 00:02:56,376 --> 00:02:57,711 Woman: Uh-eh! 53 00:02:57,711 --> 00:02:59,513 Aah! 54 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:00,814 Don't you do it. 55 00:03:00,814 --> 00:03:02,916 Ribeiro: She'd make him go sit in the corner, 56 00:03:02,916 --> 00:03:05,752 but he'd probably just eat it. 57 00:03:05,752 --> 00:03:08,555 Woman: Get in so much trouble. 58 00:03:08,555 --> 00:03:09,723 Ooh! 59 00:03:09,723 --> 00:03:10,924 Trouble! 60 00:03:10,924 --> 00:03:13,527 Man: Lola, did you do all this mess? 61 00:03:15,796 --> 00:03:19,433 Ribeiro: Whatever Lola wants, Lola gets. 62 00:03:19,433 --> 00:03:21,234 Man: Lola? 63 00:03:24,838 --> 00:03:27,708 Get the soap off of him. I mean... 64 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:29,710 Ribeiro: Oakley hates baths, 65 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:31,812 and he's gonna make you hate 'em, too. 66 00:03:31,812 --> 00:03:33,747 No! Oakley, here. 67 00:03:33,747 --> 00:03:35,615 [ Laughs ] No! 68 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:38,752 [ Laughs ] 69 00:03:38,752 --> 00:03:40,587 Ribeiro: He does what he's told. 70 00:03:40,587 --> 00:03:42,656 Benny, shake. Benny, shake. 71 00:03:42,656 --> 00:03:44,658 Ribeiro: But he does it his way. 72 00:03:44,658 --> 00:03:46,693 [ Laughs ] 73 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:51,965 Ribeiro: If Snuggles wants a squirrel, 74 00:03:51,965 --> 00:03:54,568 the house is just gonna have to pay the price. 75 00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:56,570 [ Dog barking ] 76 00:04:02,709 --> 00:04:04,644 Snuggles! 77 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:07,848 Ribeiro: He can't convince the cat to play with him, 78 00:04:07,848 --> 00:04:10,784 but maybe he can convince the catfish. 79 00:04:10,784 --> 00:04:13,754 Get out! 80 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:15,555 Ribeiro: He fetches his own dinner. 81 00:04:15,555 --> 00:04:17,023 You gotta respect that. 82 00:04:17,023 --> 00:04:19,926 [ Laughs ] He's going for the house... 83 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:22,729 Ribeiro: Double the dogs, double the danger. 84 00:04:22,729 --> 00:04:24,731 [ Dog barks ] 85 00:04:30,904 --> 00:04:33,774 Well, one thing's for sure. He won't let it happen again. 86 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:36,309 [ Dog barks ] 87 00:04:41,681 --> 00:04:43,917 You can't learn without making mistakes. 88 00:04:43,917 --> 00:04:46,820 That means these young ladies are learning quite a lot 89 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:48,054 in a short amount of time. 90 00:04:48,054 --> 00:04:50,090 It also means I only have a few years 91 00:04:50,090 --> 00:04:52,125 before my youngest becomes a teenage girl, 92 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:55,662 and I am in no way prepared for it. 93 00:04:55,662 --> 00:04:57,130 ♪ I like to like things ♪ 94 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:59,966 ♪ 'Cause so many things are amazing ♪ 95 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:02,269 ♪ But don't let me stop your hating ♪ 96 00:05:02,269 --> 00:05:05,839 ♪ I'll be over here with the kids who ain't afraid to sing ♪ 97 00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:07,808 ♪ I like to like things ♪ 98 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:10,677 ♪ And sometimes, I love to love stuff ♪ 99 00:05:10,677 --> 00:05:13,013 ♪ I kinda even like the haters ♪ 100 00:05:13,013 --> 00:05:15,849 ♪ 'Cause they just remind me why I, I, I, I ♪ 101 00:05:15,849 --> 00:05:17,083 ♪ I like people ♪ 102 00:05:17,083 --> 00:05:19,820 ♪ 'Cause everybody's got a story when ya first meet 'em ♪ 103 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:20,887 ♪ And every story's got a moral or a deep meanin' ♪ 104 00:05:20,887 --> 00:05:22,055 Oh, no! 105 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:24,724 ♪ And sometimes, there's a surprise punch line ♪ 106 00:05:24,724 --> 00:05:25,959 ♪ That'll get ya every time ♪ 107 00:05:25,959 --> 00:05:27,227 ♪ Speakin' of, I like to laugh ♪ 108 00:05:27,227 --> 00:05:29,863 ♪ I laugh even harder when the jokes are bad ♪ 109 00:05:29,863 --> 00:05:32,866 ♪ Sometimes, I even laugh when my life is sad ♪ 110 00:05:32,866 --> 00:05:34,968 ♪ I laugh so loud that my friends get mad ♪ 111 00:05:34,968 --> 00:05:37,037 ♪ And nothing's more funny than that ♪ 112 00:05:37,037 --> 00:05:39,005 ♪ I like to like things ♪ 113 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:41,875 ♪ 'Cause so many things are amazing ♪ 114 00:05:41,875 --> 00:05:44,211 ♪ But don't let me stop your hating ♪ 115 00:05:44,211 --> 00:05:47,714 ♪ I'll be over here with the kids who ain't afraid to sing ♪ 116 00:05:47,714 --> 00:05:49,783 ♪ I like to like things ♪ 117 00:05:49,783 --> 00:05:52,152 ♪ And sometimes, I love to love stuff ♪ 118 00:05:52,152 --> 00:05:54,921 ♪ I kinda even like the haters ♪ 119 00:05:54,921 --> 00:05:58,091 ♪ 'Cause they just remind me why I, I, I, I ♪ 120 00:05:58,091 --> 00:06:00,794 ♪ I like to like things ♪ 121 00:06:00,794 --> 00:06:03,663 ♪ I love to love stuff ♪ 122 00:06:03,663 --> 00:06:05,131 ♪ I like to like things ♪ 123 00:06:05,131 --> 00:06:09,569 ♪ So I'll be over here with the kids who ain't afraid to sing ♪ 124 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:20,747 Do you have a funny video worth $20,000? 125 00:06:20,747 --> 00:06:21,948 What are you waiting for? 126 00:06:21,948 --> 00:06:24,351 Upload it to AFV.com. 127 00:06:24,351 --> 00:06:26,686 ♪ So I'll be over here with the kids who ain't afraid to sing ♪ 128 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:34,294 ♪♪ 129 00:06:34,294 --> 00:06:37,964 I read a lot of things saying A.I. is bad. 130 00:06:37,964 --> 00:06:40,066 Like, A.I. is going to ruin the world. 131 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:42,235 The problem is, the capital-letter "I" 132 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:45,005 in "A.I." looks like the lower-case "L," 133 00:06:45,005 --> 00:06:47,908 so I misread "A.I." as "Al." 134 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:50,810 So I always think they're saying Al is bad. 135 00:06:50,810 --> 00:06:52,679 Al is going to ruin the world. 136 00:06:52,679 --> 00:06:53,280 And that makes me sad, 137 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:55,949 because I just want to show funny videos! 138 00:06:55,949 --> 00:06:59,019 Now watch these before A.I. takes all of our jobs. 139 00:06:59,019 --> 00:07:00,954 Not Al, not Al takes them. 140 00:07:00,954 --> 00:07:02,922 I only want this job. Shoot. 141 00:07:02,922 --> 00:07:05,325 I mean, -- I mean, maybe dancing. 142 00:07:05,325 --> 00:07:09,596 As a cartwheeler, this kid leaves a "hole" lot 143 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:11,431 to be desired. 144 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:15,769 [ Laughs ] 145 00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:31,885 Ribeiro: Even the porch rail wants him 146 00:07:31,885 --> 00:07:33,920 to lay off the leaf blower. 147 00:07:35,021 --> 00:07:37,557 Ohhh! 148 00:07:39,659 --> 00:07:41,895 Ohhh! 149 00:07:43,897 --> 00:07:46,666 Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! 150 00:07:52,105 --> 00:07:54,908 Ribeiro: I don't know who he's fighting in his virtual game, 151 00:07:54,908 --> 00:07:57,077 but he must be really tall. 152 00:07:57,077 --> 00:07:58,812 Thank you. 153 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:00,013 Ooh! 154 00:08:00,013 --> 00:08:02,515 [ Laughter ] 155 00:08:05,085 --> 00:08:06,453 Woman: I don't know. What happened? 156 00:08:06,453 --> 00:08:10,090 Why are my shorts falling apart in many different ways? 157 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:11,925 What happened? 158 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:17,130 Ribeiro: Every time they go on vacation, 159 00:08:17,130 --> 00:08:22,135 Michael falls for the dissolving-swim-trunks gag. 160 00:08:22,135 --> 00:08:24,871 My shorts are falling apart. 161 00:08:24,871 --> 00:08:29,175 Tired. Are these disintegrating shorts? 162 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:32,879 Ribeiro: They get kicked out of more hotels like this. 163 00:08:32,879 --> 00:08:35,949 I told you earlier, payback's a bed. 164 00:08:37,951 --> 00:08:40,854 She bought me shorts that disintegrated. 165 00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:53,266 Uh-oh! 166 00:08:53,266 --> 00:08:55,101 Ribeiro: Some fairies grant wishes. 167 00:08:55,101 --> 00:08:56,903 Others grant themselves the ability 168 00:08:56,903 --> 00:08:59,606 to fly to a different time zone. 169 00:09:01,608 --> 00:09:03,610 Noooo! 170 00:09:04,644 --> 00:09:06,813 No, fairy! 171 00:09:08,148 --> 00:09:10,950 I need that fairy back! 172 00:09:13,153 --> 00:09:16,222 I never play games of chance with mathy-type people 173 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:18,992 that can calculate complex odds in their heads. 174 00:09:18,992 --> 00:09:20,226 No dice -- literally. 175 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:23,329 However, I'd love to have some of those numbers nerds 176 00:09:23,329 --> 00:09:26,966 explain these videos to me, because they've got me asking, 177 00:09:26,966 --> 00:09:28,601 "What are the odds?" 178 00:09:29,035 --> 00:09:33,139 Hey, I'm going to show you my back handspring. 179 00:09:33,139 --> 00:09:35,909 Just going to put you right there. 180 00:09:37,210 --> 00:09:39,312 Ribeiro: She finally learned to do a back handspring 181 00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:41,247 and wants to show the world. 182 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:43,183 She frames the shot perfectly. 183 00:09:43,183 --> 00:09:46,686 This has all the makings of a viral video. 184 00:09:55,161 --> 00:09:59,165 I just hope she checks it before she posts it. 185 00:09:59,165 --> 00:10:02,936 So, that was my back handspring. 186 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,571 Yeah. 187 00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:11,211 Ribeiro: Not only does he not score points, 188 00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:14,881 but he loses points with the cheerleader. 189 00:10:14,881 --> 00:10:15,515 Ah, don't worry. 190 00:10:15,515 --> 00:10:19,819 The chances of hitting her again are extremely slim. 191 00:10:23,156 --> 00:10:26,192 This could be the first time a basketball is penalized 192 00:10:26,192 --> 00:10:28,761 for "delay of game." 193 00:10:31,164 --> 00:10:33,266 Woman: That's amazing. 194 00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:35,969 Woman: One more, buddy. One more. Hit it really good. 195 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,370 Oop, one more. 196 00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:38,972 Man: You gotta hit it like you mean it. 197 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,106 Ribeiro: How does he keep missing 198 00:10:40,106 --> 00:10:42,108 when he's so close to it? 199 00:10:42,108 --> 00:10:43,276 Ah, it's okay. 200 00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:46,813 Dad'll make sure he finally strikes gold. 201 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:47,947 Oh! 202 00:10:47,947 --> 00:10:49,949 [ Laughter ] 203 00:10:51,284 --> 00:10:53,653 Ribeiro: Eww! A toilet frog! 204 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:57,223 Well, unless this bathroom is at "Toilet Frog National Park," 205 00:10:57,223 --> 00:11:00,994 that was just a one-time thing. 206 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:03,663 Okay, this is beyond weird. 207 00:11:06,466 --> 00:11:09,369 Yep, the apocalypse is upon us. 208 00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:11,671 Good luck to everyone. 209 00:11:13,139 --> 00:11:15,341 Woman: Let's see what he has... 210 00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:17,510 Uh-oh. I've never seen that before. 211 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:19,979 Ribeiro: Maybe that ball doesn't want to leave his buddies. 212 00:11:19,979 --> 00:11:22,015 Did you ever think of that? 213 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:23,683 Oh, stop it! 214 00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:27,153 Lotta pressure. 215 00:11:27,153 --> 00:11:28,421 Ribeiro: He said he'd make a basket. 216 00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:30,990 He didn't say which basket. 217 00:11:30,990 --> 00:11:34,160 Oh! Done. Take two. 218 00:11:35,061 --> 00:11:37,730 I don't get another one. 219 00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:42,936 Ahhhhh! 220 00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:43,636 Yeah! 221 00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:47,173 Ribeiro: If this were 2016, this girl would be a legend. 222 00:11:47,173 --> 00:11:48,908 Yeah! 223 00:11:48,908 --> 00:11:50,009 What up?! 224 00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:55,848 [ Fast banjo music playing ] 225 00:12:34,053 --> 00:12:35,822 Oh! Ow! 226 00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:49,102 ♪♪ 227 00:12:51,237 --> 00:12:55,375 ♪♪ 228 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:57,343 Ribeiro: Animals -- they make me laugh, 229 00:12:57,343 --> 00:12:59,212 and, yet, none of them laugh... 230 00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:01,314 well, except laughing hyenas, right? 231 00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:02,382 But they're not laughing like, 232 00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:04,417 "Ha ha, what a funny anecdote," right? 233 00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:06,486 They're laughing more like, "Check out my teeth. 234 00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:08,755 I'm going to use them to eat you." 235 00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:11,324 Anyway, here are some animals that make me laugh 236 00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:13,192 and aren't going to eat me... 237 00:13:13,192 --> 00:13:14,827 probably. 238 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,964 [ Screams ] 239 00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:24,203 Why were you eating my corn?! 240 00:13:24,203 --> 00:13:25,204 You all right? 241 00:13:25,204 --> 00:13:28,174 [ Bleats ] Okay. 242 00:13:28,174 --> 00:13:30,243 Later, guys. 243 00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:35,415 Oh, no, you changed the channel. 244 00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:37,617 Ribeiro: Turtles can live to be 200 years old. 245 00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:40,253 He's entitled to a little screen time. 246 00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:42,422 I'm gonna get the turtles back for you. 247 00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:44,324 You went to the home page. 248 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,159 Oh, for heaven's sakes. Hang on. 249 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:49,395 Ribeiro: "You don't need this. 250 00:13:49,395 --> 00:13:51,297 You never use that. 251 00:13:51,297 --> 00:13:53,466 You have two of these, for some reason. 252 00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:55,168 That's not even your shade. 253 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,336 Hard "no." 254 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,237 Hid-e-ous!" 255 00:13:58,237 --> 00:14:00,673 He's eating our pie! You know what? 256 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:03,609 At least that pie didn't get wasted, Mom. 257 00:14:03,609 --> 00:14:05,712 Ribeiro: They put their pie outside to cool. 258 00:14:05,712 --> 00:14:09,549 The possum thinks they put it outside to eat. 259 00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:12,452 Oh, you're so cute, though. 260 00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:14,253 He deserves it. 261 00:14:14,253 --> 00:14:16,389 No, it's my pie. 262 00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:18,324 He's so cute, though. 263 00:14:18,324 --> 00:14:21,260 [ Laughter ] 264 00:14:21,260 --> 00:14:25,398 She really did? She laid an egg on you. 265 00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:27,400 Ribeiro: When she said she wanted fresh eggs, 266 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,569 she wasn't kidding. 267 00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:32,372 She just laid an egg in your hand. 268 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:36,209 [ Laughter ] They're fresh. 269 00:14:38,077 --> 00:14:38,745 Here he comes, bro. 270 00:14:38,745 --> 00:14:43,349 Ribeiro: Camels can go days without water... 271 00:14:43,349 --> 00:14:47,086 but can't go five minutes without being jerks. 272 00:14:47,086 --> 00:14:49,489 [ Screams ] 273 00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:51,491 It bit his butt. 274 00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:53,926 You okay, bud? 275 00:14:57,630 --> 00:15:00,233 Ribeiro: An elephant never forgets... 276 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,602 to crop-dust every jeep he sees. 277 00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:05,238 [ Elephant farts ] Ooh! 278 00:15:07,273 --> 00:15:10,143 In front of me. 279 00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:13,112 Ooh! Ooh! 280 00:15:13,112 --> 00:15:15,348 Come on! 281 00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:17,350 Ooh! 282 00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:24,223 Ahh! 283 00:15:24,223 --> 00:15:25,358 When certain things happen, 284 00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:27,460 I sometimes find myself taken aback. 285 00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:28,795 And believe me, my "taken aback" 286 00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:31,898 ain't takin' a back seat to anyone's "taken aback." 287 00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:37,203 It's time for some outsized outrage, because I can't even... 288 00:15:37,203 --> 00:15:39,872 get set for "I'm Shocked!" 289 00:15:39,872 --> 00:15:42,742 So, your decision to ride your new motorcycle to work 290 00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:46,345 without ever taking a single lesson didn't quite work out? 291 00:15:46,345 --> 00:15:49,382 Ah! This I gotta see! 292 00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:51,951 [ Ding ] 293 00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:00,993 Wait. You're saying your daughter 294 00:16:00,993 --> 00:16:04,664 still doesn't headline her own magic show in Las Vegas yet? 295 00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:07,433 Ha! Say it ain't so! 296 00:16:07,433 --> 00:16:10,303 Do it. Okay. 297 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,271 Then put it on the top. 298 00:16:14,340 --> 00:16:17,443 Put it on the top. 299 00:16:17,443 --> 00:16:19,545 This one! 300 00:16:19,545 --> 00:16:22,215 That is my card. 301 00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:23,950 Magic! 302 00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:27,520 You mean there's a reason you never hear the expression, 303 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,522 "Scarier than an angry deer"? 304 00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:31,390 I'm shocked! 305 00:16:41,467 --> 00:16:43,769 You're telling me that a tired guy's attempt 306 00:16:43,769 --> 00:16:48,274 to carry his tired wife to bed didn't quite go as planned? 307 00:16:48,274 --> 00:16:50,142 Whaaaaaaat?! 308 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:06,325 "I'm Shocked!" is over. 309 00:17:06,325 --> 00:17:08,394 And I'm really shocked about it. 310 00:17:08,394 --> 00:17:10,429 [ Applause ] 311 00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:19,105 Hey, Alfonso, we want some more snow-fail videos! 312 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:24,644 Okay, Natalie and Brandon. You want more snow-fail videos? 313 00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:28,114 Well, why don't you chill out to these? 314 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,583 Man: Alright, here we go, Jo-Jo. Okay! 315 00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:33,286 Ribeiro: Here we are on Mount Inertia. 316 00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:41,861 I don't know if dogsleds have brakes, 317 00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:45,464 but what they need are potty breaks. 318 00:17:45,464 --> 00:17:47,500 [ Laughs ] 319 00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:58,611 Okay, Jenny, can you smile? Jenny, can you smile? 320 00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:00,379 Oh! [ Laughter ] 321 00:18:03,549 --> 00:18:06,519 Oh... 322 00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:08,988 Can you just sit -- Oh! 323 00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:10,923 Ribeiro: Maybe the group photo should wait 324 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:14,293 until they're in the house, drinking cocoa. 325 00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:16,295 [ Laughter ] 326 00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:21,200 Here she comes! [ Screaming ] 327 00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:24,737 Ribeiro: They sled right off the snow... 328 00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:26,806 and right into Dad. 329 00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:29,442 I'm not going very far, 'cause I will die. 330 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:32,578 You ready? One, two, three... 331 00:18:32,578 --> 00:18:34,780 Ribeiro: Someone's going down that hill. 332 00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:37,483 It's just not the person you think. 333 00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:41,387 [ Laughter ] 334 00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:55,434 It took hours, but he finally cleared the driveway. 335 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:04,910 Nothing like going from extreme snowboarder 336 00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:09,448 to extreme couch potato in the blink of an eye. 337 00:19:09,448 --> 00:19:10,616 Kyle. 338 00:19:10,616 --> 00:19:13,486 Hey! Beer? 339 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,321 Oh, that's ski in and ski out. 340 00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:16,122 [ Both laugh ] 341 00:19:16,122 --> 00:19:18,824 Ribeiro: Duck, duck, goose is so five minutes ago. 342 00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:21,761 I much prefer a good game of duck, duck, duck, duck, 343 00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:23,729 duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, 344 00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:26,599 duck, duck, 4-year-old in a sled. 345 00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:32,204 Dad's knowledge of physics is sketchy at best. 346 00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:43,549 ♪♪ 347 00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:47,720 ♪♪ 348 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,789 I heard a weird fact. 349 00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:52,825 Male mayflies only live for three hours! 350 00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:53,993 Crazy, isn't it? 351 00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:55,861 That means that none of them have seen 352 00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:57,630 "Titanic" in its entirety. 353 00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:59,965 Poor mayflies. Sorry, Leo. 354 00:19:59,965 --> 00:20:01,967 Anyway, I hope they can take two minutes 355 00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:04,737 out of their lives for these videos. 356 00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:06,906 Audre: Fun things -- so, we've moved all of the 357 00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:11,677 stools out of the way so he can't get to them, 358 00:20:11,677 --> 00:20:12,945 and we've even had to flip them over 359 00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:15,948 so he can't actually move them to the counter, 360 00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:19,885 because he likes to push them up and climb. 361 00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:23,889 Well, apparently, he's discovered 362 00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:27,393 that you can move the tables. 363 00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:36,702 And he is covered in honey. 364 00:20:36,702 --> 00:20:41,640 And this, my friends, is the main reason mommies 365 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:43,609 never get to shower alone. 366 00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:47,746 Ribeiro: Head bonks on rear-view mirrors 367 00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:49,815 are bigger than they appear. 368 00:20:49,815 --> 00:20:52,718 Ow! Ohh! 369 00:20:52,718 --> 00:20:54,620 Are you okay? 370 00:20:58,758 --> 00:20:59,925 Ribeiro: They tried to hire a gardener, 371 00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:02,895 but accidentally hired an unemployed backup dancer. 372 00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:05,531 Happens to me all the time. 373 00:21:08,667 --> 00:21:10,035 Instead of the Backstreet Boys, 374 00:21:10,035 --> 00:21:12,571 he should join the Backyard Boys. 375 00:21:20,646 --> 00:21:22,047 He should audition for "So You Think 376 00:21:22,047 --> 00:21:25,050 You Can Put off Doing Your Chores?" 377 00:21:25,050 --> 00:21:28,554 Woman: [ Laughs ] I'm shaking. 378 00:21:35,928 --> 00:21:38,063 Ribeiro: She doesn't want to be a ball hog, 379 00:21:38,063 --> 00:21:41,033 but she also doesn't want to make a decision. 380 00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:43,602 Pass it! No! Don't eeny-meeny-miney-moe! 381 00:21:43,602 --> 00:21:45,738 She's... eeny-meeny-miney-moe. 382 00:21:47,006 --> 00:21:49,441 Jesus, take the wheel. 383 00:21:50,743 --> 00:21:52,812 Elly! 384 00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:54,980 Ribeiro: He makes the only acceptable face 385 00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:57,616 after doing something this boneheaded. 386 00:22:05,057 --> 00:22:06,826 A lot of soon-to-be grandmas 387 00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:08,861 aren't as quick as they use to be. 388 00:22:08,861 --> 00:22:11,830 But that's not the case with Leann. 389 00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:13,933 A bun in the -- There's a bun in the oven. 390 00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:16,402 [ Gasps ] 391 00:22:17,970 --> 00:22:22,641 Aaron! There's a bun in the oven! 392 00:22:22,641 --> 00:22:24,777 Yes, there is! 393 00:22:24,777 --> 00:22:28,380 I'm gonna be a grandma! 394 00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:33,452 Oh, my God! 395 00:22:34,887 --> 00:22:38,958 My name is Jonathan, and I'm -- and I have the news. 396 00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:41,026 Ribeiro: He's doing his own newscast. 397 00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:43,729 Complete with his own news bloopers. 398 00:22:43,729 --> 00:22:45,664 My name is Jonathan... 399 00:22:49,101 --> 00:22:51,670 Ribeiro: Looks like the opposing team is 400 00:22:51,670 --> 00:22:53,706 the Oklahoma City Thunder. 401 00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:55,641 [ Thunder crashes ] 402 00:22:55,641 --> 00:22:57,643 [ Screaming ] 403 00:22:59,912 --> 00:23:02,414 What was that?! I don't know! 404 00:23:06,285 --> 00:23:10,122 Did you ever wonder how many novelty businesses stay afloat 405 00:23:10,122 --> 00:23:12,758 just because people don't know what to get their dad 406 00:23:12,758 --> 00:23:13,993 for birthdays and holidays? 407 00:23:13,993 --> 00:23:16,295 I mean, just because the man likes softball 408 00:23:16,295 --> 00:23:20,032 doesn't mean he needs 36 softball-themed mugs. 409 00:23:20,032 --> 00:23:23,669 Okay? So, here are some dads who probably have way more mugs 410 00:23:23,669 --> 00:23:25,704 than they'll ever need. 411 00:23:28,173 --> 00:23:30,976 Let's see Andrew set a new record 412 00:23:30,976 --> 00:23:34,580 for "time it takes to be proven wrong." 413 00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:38,651 [ Explosion ] Oh, my gosh! 414 00:23:38,651 --> 00:23:41,687 Andrew! Turn it off. 415 00:23:48,894 --> 00:23:49,995 Ribeiro: Hello, dolly! 416 00:23:49,995 --> 00:23:52,698 Good bye, Bryan! 417 00:23:52,698 --> 00:23:54,500 Oh! 418 00:23:56,535 --> 00:23:57,236 Ow! 419 00:23:57,236 --> 00:24:00,873 Ribeiro: That's dog jerky, but I think the jerkiest thing 420 00:24:00,873 --> 00:24:02,775 in this video is the fact that nobody 421 00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:04,877 stopped him from eating dog food. 422 00:24:04,877 --> 00:24:06,779 Man: How is that? 423 00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:09,481 [ Laughs ] 424 00:24:12,017 --> 00:24:13,619 What's that? 425 00:24:15,754 --> 00:24:17,756 [ Laughter ] 426 00:24:22,227 --> 00:24:28,233 Man: Jacob. Jacob, Jacob. 427 00:24:28,233 --> 00:24:31,136 He thought it was beef jerky. 428 00:24:31,136 --> 00:24:32,871 Ribeiro: Don't scare the baby when you're trying to 429 00:24:32,871 --> 00:24:33,906 feed the baby. 430 00:24:33,906 --> 00:24:35,040 [ Sneezes ] 431 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:37,943 Child: Don't do that! You scared him. 432 00:24:37,943 --> 00:24:40,646 Woman: He gave him a heart attack. 433 00:24:41,780 --> 00:24:43,882 -Bye. -Bye. 434 00:24:43,882 --> 00:24:46,018 Ribeiro: Well, it could've been worse. 435 00:24:46,018 --> 00:24:48,487 He could have done this inside. 436 00:24:48,721 --> 00:24:50,823 [ Farts ] Oh! 437 00:25:01,100 --> 00:25:02,968 Oh, I love that. 438 00:25:02,968 --> 00:25:04,336 Teeth -- you have to brush them, 439 00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:07,272 floss them, and take them to the dentist twice a year. 440 00:25:07,272 --> 00:25:09,375 Talk about some high-maintenance body parts! 441 00:25:09,375 --> 00:25:11,844 Makes you wonder how people in the Middle Ages 442 00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:13,178 kept their teeth into middle age. 443 00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:16,048 Well, for all the work our teeth require, 444 00:25:16,048 --> 00:25:19,585 at least we get these cool wisdom-teeth videos. 445 00:25:20,919 --> 00:25:24,723 I love you. I love you, too. 446 00:25:29,995 --> 00:25:32,064 It's right there. This is my tongue? 447 00:25:32,064 --> 00:25:33,866 No, that's your -- 448 00:25:34,967 --> 00:25:37,503 No, no. [ Screams ] 449 00:25:38,270 --> 00:25:41,173 No, honey. That's my tongue. 450 00:25:41,173 --> 00:25:44,042 No, no, no, no, no. [ Screams ] 451 00:25:44,042 --> 00:25:46,779 No, honey, that's not your tongue. 452 00:25:50,115 --> 00:25:53,385 I'm too young. You are too young. 453 00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:56,288 I didn't sign up for that. No, you didn't, baby. 454 00:25:56,288 --> 00:25:58,257 Unless you did it behind my back. 455 00:25:58,257 --> 00:26:00,259 I did not do it behind your back. 456 00:26:00,259 --> 00:26:04,730 You traitors. Where are you taking me? 457 00:26:04,730 --> 00:26:05,330 Home. 458 00:26:05,330 --> 00:26:08,100 You're going to throw me in the sewer. 459 00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:12,004 [ Crying ] Oh, no! 460 00:26:12,004 --> 00:26:15,040 I can't live like that. 461 00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:17,576 We're not going to put you in the sewer, darling. 462 00:26:23,182 --> 00:26:24,716 But Splinter... 463 00:26:32,324 --> 00:26:36,628 It's Izzy. You always say she looks like an old woman. 464 00:26:38,263 --> 00:26:40,866 It's not a raccoon. Yes, it is! 465 00:26:40,866 --> 00:26:42,734 Uhhhh! 466 00:26:46,872 --> 00:26:48,073 You can't take a walk. 467 00:26:48,073 --> 00:26:49,141 You got to stay in the house, 468 00:26:49,141 --> 00:26:51,610 so that I can get you back inside. 469 00:26:52,244 --> 00:26:54,613 It's where they -- 470 00:26:56,915 --> 00:26:58,784 Why did -- [ Stutters ] 471 00:27:01,153 --> 00:27:04,723 Yeah, they tape it to your arm. 472 00:27:07,259 --> 00:27:09,161 That's what I'm beginning to wonder. 473 00:27:09,161 --> 00:27:10,529 We need to go take a walk. 474 00:27:10,529 --> 00:27:12,998 No, you need to sit down. We're not taking a walk. 475 00:27:12,998 --> 00:27:15,000 Sit down on the sofa. 476 00:27:17,970 --> 00:27:20,672 What are you doing? 477 00:27:43,262 --> 00:27:47,132 The surprise box-office hit of last summer was "Barbie." 478 00:27:47,132 --> 00:27:49,234 If studios were smart, they'd find other 479 00:27:49,234 --> 00:27:51,270 indie filmmakers with unique voices 480 00:27:51,270 --> 00:27:53,939 and let them make movies they're passionate about. 481 00:27:53,939 --> 00:27:54,540 But they won't. 482 00:27:54,540 --> 00:27:56,308 They'll think the lesson is to make a bunch 483 00:27:56,308 --> 00:27:59,278 of movies about toys, like the ones in this montage. 484 00:27:59,278 --> 00:28:02,047 Oh, Hollywood! 485 00:28:02,047 --> 00:28:09,922 ♪♪ 486 00:28:09,922 --> 00:28:17,296 ♪♪ 487 00:28:17,296 --> 00:28:25,103 ♪♪ 488 00:28:25,103 --> 00:28:32,978 ♪♪ 489 00:28:32,978 --> 00:28:40,886 ♪♪ 490 00:28:40,886 --> 00:28:48,226 ♪♪ 491 00:28:48,226 --> 00:28:56,068 ♪♪ 492 00:28:56,068 --> 00:28:57,169 Whoa! 493 00:28:57,169 --> 00:29:03,842 ♪♪ 494 00:29:03,842 --> 00:29:10,048 ♪♪ 495 00:29:10,048 --> 00:29:16,254 ♪♪ 496 00:29:16,254 --> 00:29:22,427 ♪♪ 497 00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:26,965 Got a funny video? Upload it to AFV.com. 498 00:29:26,965 --> 00:29:34,072 ♪♪ 499 00:29:36,208 --> 00:29:38,343 ♪♪ 500 00:29:38,343 --> 00:29:41,413 I recently went to a diner and ordered the combo with 501 00:29:41,413 --> 00:29:42,547 "two eggs any style." 502 00:29:42,547 --> 00:29:44,316 The waitress asked how I'd like the eggs, 503 00:29:44,316 --> 00:29:47,219 so I said, "Fabergé." 504 00:29:47,219 --> 00:29:48,620 See, the menu said "any style," 505 00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:50,622 and since menus are legally binding, 506 00:29:50,622 --> 00:29:53,358 I demanded they bring me two solid-gold eggs 507 00:29:53,358 --> 00:29:55,727 encrusted with priceless jewels. 508 00:29:55,727 --> 00:29:59,464 Then I was forcibly removed from the establishment. 509 00:29:59,464 --> 00:30:01,533 The moral of the story is, we all do dumb things, 510 00:30:01,533 --> 00:30:05,003 so don't be too harsh on these boneheads. 511 00:30:09,241 --> 00:30:11,977 Check out this post pattern. 512 00:30:15,347 --> 00:30:16,982 You okay? 513 00:30:17,282 --> 00:30:21,053 Love you, guys. 514 00:30:21,053 --> 00:30:23,288 Love you, Tiffany. 515 00:30:23,288 --> 00:30:24,456 Ribeiro: He loves his family. 516 00:30:24,456 --> 00:30:27,092 And we love the fact that he's more observant 517 00:30:27,092 --> 00:30:29,094 than he is careful. 518 00:30:29,094 --> 00:30:30,896 That was slippery. 519 00:30:35,233 --> 00:30:37,235 I thought it was for you. 520 00:30:37,235 --> 00:30:39,171 Ribeiro: Moms can be forgetful, 521 00:30:39,171 --> 00:30:41,807 but she takes it to the extreme. 522 00:30:44,276 --> 00:30:46,812 [ Laughter ] 523 00:30:50,649 --> 00:30:53,485 Ribeiro: He's gonna try and land on that table. 524 00:30:53,485 --> 00:30:58,023 It's no surprise that some workouts don't exactly work out. 525 00:31:01,326 --> 00:31:04,930 I'm all right. I'm all right. 526 00:31:05,597 --> 00:31:09,234 Watch this. That's not all, though. 527 00:31:09,234 --> 00:31:13,071 We're going to grab on to this branch... 528 00:31:13,071 --> 00:31:14,306 this... 529 00:31:19,544 --> 00:31:22,481 Ribeiro: Judging by how unfazed the dog is, 530 00:31:22,481 --> 00:31:26,017 I think that kid does stuff like this a lot. 531 00:31:27,219 --> 00:31:28,353 We're ready. [ Laughter ] 532 00:31:28,353 --> 00:31:30,989 Are we ready? You're dumb. 533 00:31:33,558 --> 00:31:35,660 Ribeiro: They seem like the kind of ladies who say, 534 00:31:35,660 --> 00:31:38,563 "It's wine-o-clock" fairly often. 535 00:31:38,563 --> 00:31:41,066 [ Laughter ] 536 00:31:49,074 --> 00:31:51,309 I got totally wet. 537 00:31:51,309 --> 00:31:54,679 I got totally soaked. I peed my pants. 538 00:31:54,679 --> 00:31:56,715 Ribeiro: Sometimes, taking out the trash 539 00:31:56,715 --> 00:32:00,986 goes from a simple chore to something much more. 540 00:32:05,424 --> 00:32:08,293 Karen. Come here. 541 00:32:11,463 --> 00:32:15,934 Oh, my-lanta! I can't get it up. 542 00:32:29,481 --> 00:32:30,782 Ribeiro: You know what the world needs now? 543 00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:34,119 A pickle lover who hates getting scared. 544 00:32:37,355 --> 00:32:39,524 Boo! Dang it! 545 00:32:39,524 --> 00:32:42,394 You 'bout made me drop my dang pickles! 546 00:32:42,394 --> 00:32:44,462 Ribeiro: I hope you've enjoyed 547 00:32:44,462 --> 00:32:47,432 a pickle lover who hates getting scared. 548 00:32:51,937 --> 00:32:55,507 Some people say that everything happens for a reason. 549 00:32:55,507 --> 00:32:58,577 Now, I'm not sure what the reason for these next videos is, 550 00:32:58,577 --> 00:33:01,413 but if the only reason they exist is to make me laugh, 551 00:33:01,413 --> 00:33:02,681 I'm fine with that. 552 00:33:02,681 --> 00:33:04,583 I mean, sure, there might be a deeper meaning, 553 00:33:04,583 --> 00:33:06,585 but nowhere in my contract does it say 554 00:33:06,585 --> 00:33:09,087 that I have to look for one. 555 00:33:11,790 --> 00:33:14,426 These new dirt bikes are so well-balanced, 556 00:33:14,426 --> 00:33:17,095 they practically drive themselves. 557 00:33:23,435 --> 00:33:25,437 [ Crying ] 558 00:33:29,441 --> 00:33:31,476 [ Crying stops ] 559 00:33:31,476 --> 00:33:32,677 Ribeiro: Uh... 560 00:33:32,677 --> 00:33:35,580 how come I'm just finding out about this trick now 561 00:33:35,580 --> 00:33:38,450 that my kids are no longer babies? 562 00:33:38,450 --> 00:33:42,621 [ Crying ] 563 00:33:42,621 --> 00:33:45,690 [ Crying stops ] 564 00:33:45,690 --> 00:33:47,559 Ribeiro: They finally add a clock to baseball, 565 00:33:47,559 --> 00:33:49,394 and here's what happens. 566 00:33:52,764 --> 00:33:56,301 I predict she ends up in the deep end... 567 00:33:56,301 --> 00:33:58,136 of the deck. 568 00:34:04,542 --> 00:34:07,078 Calvin! 569 00:34:11,349 --> 00:34:13,718 Calvin! 570 00:34:13,718 --> 00:34:17,756 Stop laughing and do something about it. 571 00:34:17,756 --> 00:34:20,859 No. Go away, Ellis. 572 00:34:20,859 --> 00:34:25,530 [ Laughs ] Mommy, stop laughing! 573 00:34:25,530 --> 00:34:27,832 Mom-- Mommy, stop! 574 00:34:27,832 --> 00:34:29,801 Ribeiro: When big brother is buried in the sand, 575 00:34:29,801 --> 00:34:31,803 little brother gets his revenge. 576 00:34:31,803 --> 00:34:34,439 I think he's getting you back. 577 00:34:36,608 --> 00:34:38,877 Ribeiro: I don't think his sunscreen has a strong-enough 578 00:34:38,877 --> 00:34:43,548 SPF -- "Sibling Protection Factor." 579 00:34:43,548 --> 00:34:47,652 Ow! Ow! That hurts, Ellis! 580 00:34:47,652 --> 00:34:51,222 Mommy, stop! Do something about it! 581 00:34:51,222 --> 00:34:51,790 Mommy! 582 00:34:51,790 --> 00:34:53,725 I am doing something -- I'm filming it. 583 00:34:53,725 --> 00:34:55,160 Get him off of me! 584 00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:58,797 Ribeiro: He thinks he's strong enough to stop a 2-ton boat. 585 00:34:58,797 --> 00:35:02,133 [ Chuckles ] Let's see how this goes. 586 00:35:07,572 --> 00:35:12,477 Come on. Come on. Elise, which one do you want? 587 00:35:12,477 --> 00:35:14,612 These. Are you going to tell Mommy? 588 00:35:14,612 --> 00:35:15,780 Yes. 589 00:35:15,780 --> 00:35:17,549 You gotta say no. No. 590 00:35:17,549 --> 00:35:18,650 Okay. Are you going to tell Mommy? 591 00:35:18,650 --> 00:35:20,552 Yes. No, you gotta say no. 592 00:35:20,552 --> 00:35:21,586 No. 593 00:35:21,586 --> 00:35:23,388 Say, "I'm not going to tell Mommy." 594 00:35:23,388 --> 00:35:24,556 Not telling Mommy. 595 00:35:24,556 --> 00:35:26,291 Okay. Are you going to tell Mommy? 596 00:35:26,291 --> 00:35:26,891 Yes. 597 00:35:26,891 --> 00:35:28,927 Ribeiro: Charley doesn't even wait for the part 598 00:35:28,927 --> 00:35:30,862 where they ask if anyone objects. 599 00:35:30,862 --> 00:35:32,864 ...this ring is a symbol. ...of my love... 600 00:35:32,864 --> 00:35:34,466 ...of my love... ...with a pledge... 601 00:35:34,466 --> 00:35:35,634 ...with a pledge... 602 00:35:35,634 --> 00:35:39,571 ...to love you today, tomorrow, always, and forever. 603 00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:44,075 Animals give us so much. 604 00:35:44,075 --> 00:35:46,878 Wool if they're fuzzy, feathers if they're feathery, 605 00:35:46,878 --> 00:35:48,813 and even comedy if they're funny! 606 00:35:48,813 --> 00:35:50,749 That's why wacky wild animals 607 00:35:50,749 --> 00:35:51,883 are tonight's "Assignment America." 608 00:35:51,883 --> 00:35:53,918 Need some examples? No, you don't. 609 00:35:53,918 --> 00:35:55,787 We've shown a bunch tonight, and besides, 610 00:35:55,787 --> 00:35:58,656 you must know what animals look like by now, right? 611 00:35:58,656 --> 00:36:01,092 Right? Jess, tell 'em more! 612 00:36:01,092 --> 00:36:03,728 Whether it's in a forest, a zoo, or your own backyard, 613 00:36:03,728 --> 00:36:04,963 we want to see wacky wild animals 614 00:36:04,963 --> 00:36:06,698 doing the funny things they do. 615 00:36:06,698 --> 00:36:07,932 Mammals, lizards, and fish... 616 00:36:07,932 --> 00:36:09,701 they're all on our wish list. 617 00:36:09,701 --> 00:36:10,869 Your amusing animal clip 618 00:36:10,869 --> 00:36:12,771 could win you 20 or even 100 grand. 619 00:36:12,771 --> 00:36:14,773 Just upload the video to AFV.com. 620 00:36:14,773 --> 00:36:16,941 For full contest rules, log on to AFV.com. 621 00:36:16,941 --> 00:36:18,743 With their paws, hooves, and wings, 622 00:36:18,743 --> 00:36:21,546 wild animals are definitely our thing! 623 00:36:24,249 --> 00:36:25,016 ♪♪ 624 00:36:25,016 --> 00:36:28,686 We've had lots of fun, too much to measure, 625 00:36:28,686 --> 00:36:30,688 but now we're gonna hand out some treasure. 626 00:36:30,688 --> 00:36:31,990 Let's meet our finalists... 627 00:36:31,990 --> 00:36:34,592 First up, when it comes to sweet things, 628 00:36:34,592 --> 00:36:35,794 he's not very picky. 629 00:36:35,794 --> 00:36:38,596 In fact, he doesn't even mind getting sticky. 630 00:36:38,596 --> 00:36:39,864 It's "Honey, I Found the Kid," 631 00:36:39,864 --> 00:36:44,569 sent in by Audre Stickman from Madison, Wisconsin. 632 00:36:44,569 --> 00:36:47,605 Audre: Apparently, he's discovered 633 00:36:47,605 --> 00:36:50,508 that you can move the tables. 634 00:36:55,847 --> 00:36:59,984 And he is covered in honey. 635 00:36:59,984 --> 00:37:03,855 Joining us are Audre, Alex, Henry, Gabriel, and Simon. 636 00:37:03,855 --> 00:37:06,124 Now, Audre, it's not like you didn't make an effort 637 00:37:06,124 --> 00:37:08,626 to keep Henry from getting into the treats, 638 00:37:08,626 --> 00:37:11,529 but how did you, like, up your game 639 00:37:11,529 --> 00:37:12,797 after this happened? 640 00:37:12,797 --> 00:37:14,833 I mean, there was no controlling him. 641 00:37:14,833 --> 00:37:16,801 He's the most determined child I know. 642 00:37:16,801 --> 00:37:19,604 And he's -- You know, at the end of the day, 643 00:37:19,604 --> 00:37:21,573 you have to accept defeat. 644 00:37:21,573 --> 00:37:23,508 Well, you know what? I get it. 645 00:37:23,508 --> 00:37:24,776 Kids have a real sweet tooth, 646 00:37:24,776 --> 00:37:27,011 sometimes even before they have teeth. 647 00:37:27,011 --> 00:37:29,514 Good luck, y'all. Best of luck. 648 00:37:29,514 --> 00:37:30,782 Alright. 649 00:37:30,782 --> 00:37:32,884 Next up, she had her wisdom teeth out, 650 00:37:32,884 --> 00:37:34,853 her cheeks swelled like balloons, 651 00:37:34,853 --> 00:37:37,956 and for some reason, she thought she'd become a cartoon. 652 00:37:37,956 --> 00:37:40,091 It's "Teenage Dental Ninja Turtle," 653 00:37:40,091 --> 00:37:44,762 sent in by Heather Cagle from Milton, Georgia. 654 00:37:44,762 --> 00:37:48,766 Where are you taking me? Home. 655 00:37:48,766 --> 00:37:51,469 You're going to throw me in the sewer. 656 00:37:51,469 --> 00:37:54,906 [ Crying ] Oh, no! 657 00:37:54,906 --> 00:37:57,876 I can't live like that. 658 00:37:57,876 --> 00:38:00,445 We're not going to put you in the sewer, darling. 659 00:38:05,750 --> 00:38:08,253 Joining us are Heather, Wes, and Mary. 660 00:38:08,253 --> 00:38:12,090 Now, Mary, what was the key factor that made you believe 661 00:38:12,090 --> 00:38:14,726 that you had morphed from a teenage girl 662 00:38:14,726 --> 00:38:17,695 into a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle? 663 00:38:17,695 --> 00:38:19,164 It was so random. 664 00:38:19,164 --> 00:38:22,267 I had these pair of pajama pants -- they're my favorite -- 665 00:38:22,267 --> 00:38:25,136 and they have Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on them. 666 00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:29,007 And we were in the car. Everything was fine. 667 00:38:29,007 --> 00:38:32,877 I wiped my mouth and I had a little bit of blood 668 00:38:32,877 --> 00:38:36,981 and I just knew that I was transforming 669 00:38:36,981 --> 00:38:38,750 into a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, 670 00:38:38,750 --> 00:38:39,951 and my parents hide it. 671 00:38:39,951 --> 00:38:42,020 Well, you know what? Listen, I gotta say, 672 00:38:42,020 --> 00:38:44,956 thanks for this glimpse into your vivid imagination. 673 00:38:44,956 --> 00:38:48,159 Alright, good luck! 674 00:38:48,159 --> 00:38:50,795 Finally, he was taking out the recycling 675 00:38:50,795 --> 00:38:51,930 because it was trash day, 676 00:38:51,930 --> 00:38:54,666 but the bin toppled over and he couldn't get away. 677 00:38:54,666 --> 00:38:55,900 It's "Garbage Can Klutz" 678 00:38:55,900 --> 00:39:00,672 sent in by Jack Hendricks from Gastonia, North Carolina. 679 00:39:02,540 --> 00:39:03,741 Oh! 680 00:39:05,577 --> 00:39:07,712 Karen. 681 00:39:12,951 --> 00:39:15,353 Joining us are Jack and Karen. 682 00:39:15,353 --> 00:39:19,224 Now, Jack, I heard it took you a while to send your video in. 683 00:39:19,224 --> 00:39:22,227 Who was it that finally convinced you to send it? 684 00:39:22,227 --> 00:39:26,998 Alfonso, it was our daughter and her children. 685 00:39:26,998 --> 00:39:28,399 We have three grandchildren. 686 00:39:28,399 --> 00:39:32,003 And every time they see this video, they just die laughing 687 00:39:32,003 --> 00:39:34,672 and said, "You've got to send it in." 688 00:39:34,672 --> 00:39:35,940 Well, you know what? You see, 689 00:39:35,940 --> 00:39:38,810 sometimes children knows best. 690 00:39:38,810 --> 00:39:40,678 That's right. They do. 691 00:39:40,678 --> 00:39:41,713 Well, good luck. 692 00:39:41,713 --> 00:39:42,981 Alright, we're going to find out 693 00:39:42,981 --> 00:39:44,249 who takes home the cash in just a minute, 694 00:39:44,249 --> 00:39:46,117 but first, let's take a look at some of the clips 695 00:39:46,117 --> 00:39:48,920 that didn't make our top three in tonight's 696 00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:50,555 "Honorable Mention." 697 00:39:50,555 --> 00:39:55,860 ♪♪ 698 00:39:55,860 --> 00:39:58,129 Aaah! 699 00:39:58,129 --> 00:40:00,765 [ Horse neighing ] Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! 700 00:40:00,765 --> 00:40:02,767 [ Scream ] 701 00:40:05,637 --> 00:40:08,740 Aah! Aah! 702 00:40:08,740 --> 00:40:11,009 [ Smacking noises ] 703 00:40:11,009 --> 00:40:12,744 [ Glass shatters ] 704 00:40:16,047 --> 00:40:18,983 [ Tires screech ] 705 00:40:18,983 --> 00:40:21,552 [ Crashing, screaming ] 706 00:40:27,058 --> 00:40:29,060 Okay, it's time to hand out tonight's prizes. 707 00:40:29,060 --> 00:40:31,896 $20,000 for first, $6,000 for second, 708 00:40:31,896 --> 00:40:33,031 and $4,000 for third. 709 00:40:33,031 --> 00:40:34,065 Here we go. 710 00:40:34,065 --> 00:40:37,835 Our third-place, $4,000 winner is... 711 00:40:39,037 --> 00:40:40,204 "Garbage Can Klutz," 712 00:40:40,204 --> 00:40:43,975 sent in by Jack Hendricks from Gastonia, North Carolina. 713 00:40:43,975 --> 00:40:45,810 Yay! 714 00:40:45,810 --> 00:40:47,078 Thank you. 715 00:40:47,078 --> 00:40:49,147 And the winner of the $20,000 716 00:40:49,147 --> 00:40:52,450 and tonight's funniest home video is... 717 00:40:53,017 --> 00:40:54,218 "Honey, I Found the Kid," 718 00:40:54,218 --> 00:40:56,421 sent in by Audre Stickman from Madison, Wisconsin. 719 00:40:56,421 --> 00:41:01,659 We have Henry, Audre, Alex, Gabriel, and Simon. 720 00:41:01,659 --> 00:41:03,895 Congratulations! 721 00:41:03,895 --> 00:41:06,064 Now, as people at home can see, 722 00:41:06,064 --> 00:41:08,199 Henry is not such a little kid anymore, 723 00:41:08,199 --> 00:41:11,269 because this was shot many, many years ago. 724 00:41:11,269 --> 00:41:14,172 Now, what made you finally send it to us? 725 00:41:14,172 --> 00:41:16,407 Oh, my goodness. It was this fall, 726 00:41:16,407 --> 00:41:18,976 and we were watching "America's Funniest Home Videos." 727 00:41:18,976 --> 00:41:21,813 And my memories popped up, and the video was on it. 728 00:41:21,813 --> 00:41:22,880 And Henry looked at me. 729 00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:24,215 He's like, "You have to submit that, Mom." 730 00:41:24,215 --> 00:41:28,953 And we did and here we are and I am in shock. 731 00:41:28,953 --> 00:41:30,154 Ahh, you see? You see? 732 00:41:30,154 --> 00:41:33,024 Alright, so, folks at home, do yourself a favor 733 00:41:33,024 --> 00:41:34,158 and go through your phones, 734 00:41:34,158 --> 00:41:37,261 because you could be sitting on 20 grand! 735 00:41:37,261 --> 00:41:39,430 Okay? Send it in! And you know what? 736 00:41:39,430 --> 00:41:47,071 Congratulations. You just won $20,000 and a shot at $100,000! 737 00:41:47,071 --> 00:41:49,273 Yes. Alright, that's awesome! 738 00:41:49,273 --> 00:41:51,242 Well, it's time to say good night, 739 00:41:51,242 --> 00:41:52,977 which, as I understand it, 740 00:41:52,977 --> 00:41:55,079 is some peoples' favorite part of the show. 741 00:41:55,079 --> 00:41:56,280 It's a very small group 742 00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:58,216 who watch the show not for the videos, 743 00:41:58,216 --> 00:42:00,351 but to hear me talk about free T-shirts. 744 00:42:00,351 --> 00:42:04,022 Yeah. Hey, as long as they're watching, right? 745 00:42:04,022 --> 00:42:05,390 So, we'll see you next time, and don't forget, 746 00:42:05,390 --> 00:42:07,225 if you upload a video and it airs on the show, 747 00:42:07,225 --> 00:42:10,028 we'll send you an AFV T-shirt. 748 00:42:10,028 --> 00:42:11,129 So goodnight, everybody, and remember, 749 00:42:11,129 --> 00:42:13,765 send your video to me, you might win 20 G's. 750 00:42:13,765 --> 00:42:14,899 Goodnight, y'all! 751 00:42:18,002 --> 00:42:21,005 -- Captions by VITAC -- 752 00:42:21,005 --> 00:42:29,647 ♪♪ 753 00:42:29,647 --> 00:42:37,789 ♪♪ 754 00:42:37,789 --> 00:42:45,897 ♪♪ 755 00:42:45,897 --> 00:42:54,005 ♪♪