1 00:00:01,935 --> 00:00:03,103 Ribeiro: Here's a taste of tonight's "AFV." 2 00:00:03,103 --> 00:00:06,573 It's calorie-free but full of laughs. 3 00:00:06,573 --> 00:00:16,149 ♪♪ 4 00:00:16,149 --> 00:00:18,118 [ Laughs ] 5 00:00:21,154 --> 00:00:24,591 Woman: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 6 00:00:26,660 --> 00:00:27,995 ♪♪ 7 00:00:27,995 --> 00:00:31,665 Welcome to "America's Funniest Home Videos." 8 00:00:31,665 --> 00:00:34,568 And now, here he is, the host of our show... 9 00:00:34,568 --> 00:00:38,505 Alfonso Ribeiro! 10 00:00:38,505 --> 00:00:40,540 Wooo! Come on y'all! 11 00:00:40,540 --> 00:00:42,576 Let's go! 12 00:00:42,576 --> 00:00:45,045 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 13 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:47,014 Thank you, thank you. Thank you, thank you. 14 00:00:47,014 --> 00:00:49,383 Hello and welcome! 15 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:52,219 I'm Alfonso Ribeiro and I will be your host. 16 00:00:52,219 --> 00:01:00,227 Or maybe your "AFV" MC... right here on ABC TV. 17 00:01:00,227 --> 00:01:03,263 TMI? LOL! 18 00:01:03,263 --> 00:01:08,468 Now let's get to the videos, ASAP! 19 00:01:08,468 --> 00:01:10,304 When it comes to physical comedy, 20 00:01:10,304 --> 00:01:12,706 this mailman really delivers. 21 00:01:12,706 --> 00:01:14,541 ♪♪ 22 00:01:14,541 --> 00:01:16,910 Ahh! 23 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:17,978 [ Dog barks ] 24 00:01:17,978 --> 00:01:24,051 ♪♪ 25 00:01:24,051 --> 00:01:30,090 ♪♪ 26 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:31,425 [ Laughs ] 27 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:32,926 Ribeiro: Man, this guy's lucky. 28 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:34,695 Not just because she says yes, 29 00:01:34,695 --> 00:01:38,632 but because he didn't drop the ring. 30 00:01:38,632 --> 00:01:43,604 ♪♪ 31 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:45,172 Finally! 32 00:01:45,172 --> 00:01:47,574 Man: Woo-hoo-hoo! 33 00:01:49,476 --> 00:01:52,346 Ribeiro: Maybe you should look up before you crank up... 34 00:01:52,346 --> 00:01:53,714 the snow blower. 35 00:01:55,916 --> 00:01:58,785 Ow! 36 00:01:58,785 --> 00:02:02,456 Ow! Ow... Ow... [ Laughs ] 37 00:02:04,591 --> 00:02:07,794 ♪♪ 38 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:10,964 Protecting his PB&J from his little brother is no problem. 39 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:13,266 It's the accomplice he needs to watch out for. 40 00:02:13,266 --> 00:02:16,636 ♪♪ 41 00:02:16,636 --> 00:02:18,105 Oh. 42 00:02:18,105 --> 00:02:26,313 ♪♪ 43 00:02:26,313 --> 00:02:28,815 He thought he had a much longer driveway. 44 00:02:28,815 --> 00:02:32,652 ♪♪ 45 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:34,588 [ Laughs ] 46 00:02:36,423 --> 00:02:39,192 Her runaway convertible is about to be converted 47 00:02:39,192 --> 00:02:41,094 into an insurance claim. 48 00:02:41,094 --> 00:02:43,764 ♪♪ 49 00:02:43,764 --> 00:02:45,399 [ Crunches ] 50 00:02:45,399 --> 00:02:47,401 [ Horn blaring ] 51 00:02:47,401 --> 00:02:53,674 ♪♪ 52 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:56,109 Dogs add so much to our lives, 53 00:02:56,109 --> 00:02:58,845 and all we have to do is feed them, house them, 54 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:00,947 pay for their medical bills, play with them, 55 00:03:00,947 --> 00:03:02,382 give them treats, pick up their poo -- 56 00:03:02,382 --> 00:03:03,684 Hey, wait a minute... 57 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:05,485 I'm starting to think that in this relationship, 58 00:03:05,485 --> 00:03:08,622 humans may be getting the short end of the stick -- 59 00:03:08,622 --> 00:03:13,427 a stick they're gonna want us to toss so they can go fetch. 60 00:03:13,427 --> 00:03:15,529 Release the hounds! 61 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:17,364 It's time to go to the Dog Park. 62 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:19,700 [ Barking ] 63 00:03:20,267 --> 00:03:23,904 That dog is so happy to see him, he is over the moon! 64 00:03:23,904 --> 00:03:26,006 Woman: Dad? Oh! 65 00:03:26,006 --> 00:03:29,109 [ Child laughing ] 66 00:03:29,109 --> 00:03:35,782 ♪♪ 67 00:03:35,782 --> 00:03:42,456 ♪♪ 68 00:03:42,456 --> 00:03:48,628 She's frustrated they haven't cut the cord yet. 69 00:03:48,628 --> 00:03:52,132 [ Clattering ] 70 00:03:52,132 --> 00:03:54,067 What did you pull down? 71 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:55,435 Oh, my God. 72 00:03:55,435 --> 00:03:56,470 [ Barks ] 73 00:03:57,904 --> 00:04:01,908 Ah! The TV! He knocked down the TV! 74 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:05,679 [ Squeaking ] 75 00:04:05,679 --> 00:04:08,715 That is one multi-tasking mutt. 76 00:04:08,715 --> 00:04:09,916 [ Squeaks ] 77 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:11,551 Woman: Get it! 78 00:04:14,387 --> 00:04:16,957 Getting that stick in the house is a tough job. 79 00:04:16,957 --> 00:04:19,392 If only he had a man on the inside. 80 00:04:19,392 --> 00:04:21,561 Man: Can you figure it out? 81 00:04:21,561 --> 00:04:27,868 ♪♪ 82 00:04:27,868 --> 00:04:34,207 ♪♪ 83 00:04:34,207 --> 00:04:39,112 Looks like someone's jealous of Millie's new sweater. 84 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:43,717 [ Laughs ] 85 00:04:43,717 --> 00:04:46,820 I don't know if this store's customer service is good, 86 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:48,688 but it is adorable. 87 00:04:48,688 --> 00:04:57,264 ♪♪ 88 00:04:57,264 --> 00:05:01,468 This was so close to a good idea. 89 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:02,736 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. 90 00:05:02,736 --> 00:05:04,204 Whoa, whoa. 91 00:05:04,204 --> 00:05:08,842 ♪♪ 92 00:05:08,842 --> 00:05:10,377 As you may know, 93 00:05:10,377 --> 00:05:14,347 fancy-schmancy hotels have this thing called a "lazy river." 94 00:05:14,347 --> 00:05:16,449 It's really just a big, twisty pool, 95 00:05:16,449 --> 00:05:18,118 but they call it a lazy river 96 00:05:18,118 --> 00:05:20,587 'cause you just sit there and float around it in a tube. 97 00:05:20,587 --> 00:05:21,588 Yawn. 98 00:05:21,588 --> 00:05:23,623 Nature makes way cooler rivers, 99 00:05:23,623 --> 00:05:25,425 and they don't let you be lazy when you're in 'em 100 00:05:25,425 --> 00:05:27,060 or anywhere near 'em. 101 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:30,297 ♪ Feels good, about time 102 00:05:30,297 --> 00:05:33,667 ♪ Blue skies ahead of me and behind me ♪ 103 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:36,403 ♪ Got the wind in my hair 104 00:05:36,403 --> 00:05:39,840 ♪ Got nowhere to go, so I'm already there ♪ 105 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:42,609 ♪ Maybe Moab, maybe the Rockies ♪ 106 00:05:42,609 --> 00:05:46,213 ♪ Maybe the Great Salt Lake or the hills of Kentucky ♪ 107 00:05:46,213 --> 00:05:48,615 ♪ Maybe north, maybe south 108 00:05:48,615 --> 00:05:52,085 ♪ I don't care as long as it's out ♪ 109 00:05:52,085 --> 00:05:55,255 ♪ So long, four wheels turning 110 00:05:55,255 --> 00:05:58,692 ♪ Got a tank full of gas, down the road, I'm burning ♪ 111 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:01,761 ♪ Can't say I would and I can't say I wouldn't ♪ 112 00:06:01,761 --> 00:06:04,698 ♪ If I don't come back, don't come looking ♪ 113 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:10,904 ♪♪ 114 00:06:10,904 --> 00:06:17,210 ♪♪ 115 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:20,013 ♪ So long, four wheels turning 116 00:06:20,013 --> 00:06:22,949 ♪ Got a tank full of gas, down the road, I'm burning ♪ 117 00:06:22,949 --> 00:06:26,119 ♪ Can't say I would and I can't say I wouldn't ♪ 118 00:06:26,119 --> 00:06:28,922 ♪ If I don't come back, don't come looking ♪ 119 00:06:28,922 --> 00:06:32,292 ♪ So long, four wheels turning 120 00:06:32,292 --> 00:06:35,195 ♪ Got a tank full of gas, down the road, I'm burning ♪ [ Screams ] 121 00:06:35,195 --> 00:06:38,465 ♪ Can't say I would and I can't say I wouldn't ♪ 122 00:06:38,465 --> 00:06:42,002 ♪ If I don't come back, don't come looking ♪ 123 00:06:42,002 --> 00:06:43,904 [ Screams ] 124 00:06:45,171 --> 00:06:47,774 Do you have a funny video worth $20,000? 125 00:06:47,774 --> 00:06:51,177 What are you waiting for? Upload it to AFV.com. 126 00:06:51,177 --> 00:06:56,883 ♪♪ 127 00:07:01,288 --> 00:07:04,924 If today's kids think something is just okay, 128 00:07:04,924 --> 00:07:06,426 they'll say it's "mid." 129 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:09,396 Like, not great, not bad, just in the middle. 130 00:07:09,396 --> 00:07:11,464 "How was it?" "It was mid." 131 00:07:11,464 --> 00:07:14,200 Well, at "AFV," we screen tons of videos 132 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:15,835 and filter out anything mid. 133 00:07:15,835 --> 00:07:17,437 The "mid-eos," if you will. 134 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:18,805 You won't? Okay. 135 00:07:18,805 --> 00:07:22,609 Well, here are some clips that are much more than mid. 136 00:07:23,243 --> 00:07:24,978 Woman: Here we go! 137 00:07:24,978 --> 00:07:28,114 I know you can! You can! 138 00:07:28,114 --> 00:07:29,249 You can! 139 00:07:29,249 --> 00:07:32,185 I can! I can! I can! I can! 140 00:07:32,185 --> 00:07:33,453 I can! 141 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:34,921 [ Crashing ] 142 00:07:34,921 --> 00:07:37,490 She thought she could, and she did. Man: You did it. 143 00:07:37,490 --> 00:07:40,627 You ran over Mom. 144 00:07:40,627 --> 00:07:42,662 Boy: He likes me. 145 00:07:42,662 --> 00:07:45,231 Man: He's trying to do it too. 146 00:07:45,231 --> 00:07:47,400 No, don't take the whole bucket. 147 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:49,336 Camels are known for lots of things. 148 00:07:49,336 --> 00:07:51,304 Taking direction is not one of them. 149 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:54,374 No, buddy! 150 00:07:54,374 --> 00:07:58,345 [ Laughing ] 151 00:07:58,345 --> 00:08:01,014 Ahh, dude. 152 00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:02,582 He totally knew what he was doing. 153 00:08:02,582 --> 00:08:05,785 I, too, would have thought that tying your dog to the thing 154 00:08:05,785 --> 00:08:07,320 that looks like it's holding up the house 155 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,189 would have been enough. 156 00:08:09,189 --> 00:08:13,259 [ Barks ] Oh, my God! 157 00:08:13,259 --> 00:08:16,096 Carol, why is there a date on the socks? 158 00:08:16,096 --> 00:08:17,297 You're never too old to learn... 159 00:08:17,297 --> 00:08:19,165 Carol: Let's see. What does this mean? 160 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:21,301 ...that socks come in different sizes. 161 00:08:21,301 --> 00:08:23,169 What's the date for? 162 00:08:23,169 --> 00:08:27,173 It says "Little Me, 12 to 24 months." 163 00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:30,043 Oh! I thought it was a date. 164 00:08:30,043 --> 00:08:31,444 That ain't the date she was born. 165 00:08:31,444 --> 00:08:34,481 I was wondering why there was a date on them. 166 00:08:37,283 --> 00:08:40,186 It's not summer and this isn't the beach, 167 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:42,188 but he's not gonna let that stop him. 168 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:43,923 [ Cheering ] 169 00:08:43,923 --> 00:08:46,626 Woman: Oh! 170 00:08:46,626 --> 00:08:48,528 [ Laughs ] 171 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:57,337 ♪♪ 172 00:08:57,337 --> 00:09:00,707 If you can't make it to the rodeo, just create your own. 173 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:08,982 ♪♪ 174 00:09:08,982 --> 00:09:12,552 ♪♪ 175 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:16,056 America, did you ever get the feeling you're being ripped off? 176 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:18,591 Not just by scam artists and politicians, 177 00:09:18,591 --> 00:09:21,227 but by a group you've never even suspected. 178 00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:23,897 That's right, I'm talking about... 179 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,098 animals. 180 00:09:25,098 --> 00:09:26,566 That's right. Don't believe me? 181 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:29,135 Watch and learn as I blow the lid off this thing on... 182 00:09:29,135 --> 00:09:32,105 [Voice distorter] Alfonso's Conspiracy Corner. 183 00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:34,974 [ Warbling ] 184 00:09:34,974 --> 00:09:38,211 ♪♪ 185 00:09:38,211 --> 00:09:44,284 It started out simple, stealing a wallet or two... 186 00:09:44,284 --> 00:09:48,221 Then a purse here, a handbag there... 187 00:09:48,221 --> 00:09:49,422 Next thing you knew, 188 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:52,425 they had moved on to stealing smartphones. 189 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:53,793 Wake up, sheeple. 190 00:09:53,793 --> 00:09:56,996 It's as plain as the beak on an ostrich's face. 191 00:09:56,996 --> 00:10:00,533 Soon, they were stealing fashion accessories, 192 00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:03,536 anything they could hawk on the black market. 193 00:10:03,536 --> 00:10:05,605 This is worldwide, baby. 194 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,807 Sporting equipment, 195 00:10:07,807 --> 00:10:09,476 cleaning supplies. 196 00:10:09,476 --> 00:10:10,977 Then they got really brazen, 197 00:10:10,977 --> 00:10:14,347 taking packages right from your porch. 198 00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:16,349 Don't say I didn't warn you. 199 00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:19,752 Soon it spread from the wild to our beloved house pets. 200 00:10:19,752 --> 00:10:23,356 They went from stealing our hearts to stealing our money! 201 00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:26,392 The evidence is there. They're robbing us blind! 202 00:10:26,392 --> 00:10:29,329 So lock up your household appliances. 203 00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:33,366 This won't stop until they drive away with everything you own. 204 00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:34,934 Do your own research! 205 00:10:34,934 --> 00:10:38,404 Don't trust the media. 206 00:10:38,404 --> 00:10:41,241 Alfonso's Conspiracy Corner. 207 00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:44,611 [ Warbling ] 208 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:47,814 Abraham Lincoln believed in 209 00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:50,817 a government of the people, by the people, for the people. 210 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:53,620 At "AFV," we make a show featuring kids, 211 00:10:53,620 --> 00:10:55,154 that can be enjoyed by kids, 212 00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:58,558 and is produced by people who behave like kids. 213 00:10:58,558 --> 00:11:00,660 I'm just kid-ding. 214 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:03,930 ♪♪ 215 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:08,601 He's doing an experiment... 216 00:11:09,035 --> 00:11:11,237 to see how much of a mess he can make. 217 00:11:11,237 --> 00:11:13,172 Mommy! Help me! 218 00:11:21,814 --> 00:11:26,052 Can you say the letter "W"? 219 00:11:26,052 --> 00:11:27,987 Double me. No. 220 00:11:27,987 --> 00:11:30,456 "W." Double me. 221 00:11:30,456 --> 00:11:32,192 No. No, no, no. 222 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:36,029 The letter is called "W." Double me. 223 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:38,898 No. [ Laughs ] 224 00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:41,467 This banana pudding has her puddin' on her best 225 00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:43,336 "happy dance" moves. 226 00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:51,177 ♪♪ 227 00:11:51,177 --> 00:11:53,112 You have to be gentle and set it right there. 228 00:11:53,112 --> 00:11:54,681 Football isn't the only game 229 00:11:54,681 --> 00:11:59,218 where you can be penalized for excessive celebration. 230 00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:00,353 Gimme five. 231 00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:03,289 [ Exclaiming ] 232 00:12:03,289 --> 00:12:04,557 Woman: What are you asking? 233 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:08,962 Does Hulk have man-boobs? 234 00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:10,330 Yeah. 235 00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:13,433 Um, I think they're called "pecs." 236 00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:14,734 No. 237 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:18,504 What are they called? I don't know. 238 00:12:18,504 --> 00:12:21,040 They're called pecs, muscles. 239 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:23,343 They're called man-boobs. 240 00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:24,644 Oh. 241 00:12:24,644 --> 00:12:26,346 Sit. Stay. 242 00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:30,049 For you. Sit. Stay. 243 00:12:30,049 --> 00:12:33,052 For you. 244 00:12:33,052 --> 00:12:35,121 And one for you. 245 00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:37,457 You can't teach an old dog new tricks, 246 00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:40,226 but you can teach a young girl dog tricks. 247 00:12:40,226 --> 00:12:43,529 Woman: Going to get back in line on the other side. 248 00:12:43,529 --> 00:12:45,999 Sit down. Stay. 249 00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:48,101 One for you. 250 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:53,573 [ Laughs ] 251 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:59,812 Oh, man. Ohh. Woman: Oh. 252 00:12:59,812 --> 00:13:02,415 Sadly, there isn't an app for that. 253 00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:04,450 It's dead? Yeah. 254 00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:07,120 Have to charge it. We have to charge it? 255 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,288 Dead. That's dead. 256 00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:13,393 We have to turn it on. We have to turn it on? 257 00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:18,031 Woman: There. Now she's sitting. 258 00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:20,900 Oh, no. 259 00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:23,269 No, no, no, no! 260 00:13:23,269 --> 00:13:24,837 She should be getting mad at whoever 261 00:13:24,837 --> 00:13:26,939 didn't put a seatbelt in this toy. 262 00:13:26,939 --> 00:13:35,248 ♪♪ 263 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:42,221 When I turned 30, 264 00:13:42,221 --> 00:13:44,857 I thought about stuff I did in my 20s and thought, 265 00:13:44,857 --> 00:13:46,192 "Boy, was I an idiot." 266 00:13:46,192 --> 00:13:47,593 When I turned 40, 267 00:13:47,593 --> 00:13:49,395 I thought about stuff I did in my 30s and thought, 268 00:13:49,395 --> 00:13:50,897 "Boy, was I an idiot!" 269 00:13:50,897 --> 00:13:52,265 Then I turned 50... 270 00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:56,235 then I realized, I might just be an idiot. 271 00:13:56,235 --> 00:13:59,205 But I'm not the only one. 272 00:13:59,205 --> 00:14:00,973 He thinks he's good enough to aim it 273 00:14:00,973 --> 00:14:03,309 between the slats of the fence. 274 00:14:03,309 --> 00:14:05,344 [ Clangs, glass shatters ] 275 00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:06,746 He is not. 276 00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:10,383 ♪♪ 277 00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:15,388 [ Laughs ] Oh, my -- 278 00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:22,261 ♪♪ 279 00:14:22,261 --> 00:14:24,530 Whether or not you think soccer is boring, 280 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:29,102 soccer gender reveals definitely are not. 281 00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:30,136 Ahh! 282 00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:31,204 ♪♪ 283 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:34,774 [ Laughter ] 284 00:14:34,774 --> 00:14:36,242 Woman: Then we got you this. 285 00:14:36,242 --> 00:14:38,144 She should resist trying to demonstrate 286 00:14:38,144 --> 00:14:40,346 how to use that resistance band. 287 00:14:40,346 --> 00:14:42,515 This would be resistant on my knee. 288 00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:46,252 I'm holding up this part -- [ Snapping ] 289 00:14:46,252 --> 00:14:48,121 Oh, it hit me. 290 00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:52,592 That was right in the lips! 291 00:14:53,192 --> 00:14:54,727 Don't try that. 292 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,898 Oh, my God, I bet you it's on camera. 293 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:04,270 ♪♪ 294 00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:07,240 Trying to break up the ice with a pogo stick? 295 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,541 My kinda guy! 296 00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:12,178 ♪♪ 297 00:15:12,178 --> 00:15:14,514 [ Laughs ] I know you guys saw that. 298 00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:16,549 Ohhh... 299 00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:19,986 Please tell me the cameras are off. 300 00:15:19,986 --> 00:15:28,327 ♪♪ 301 00:15:28,327 --> 00:15:31,197 To be fair, he was a lot smaller the last time 302 00:15:31,197 --> 00:15:33,332 he got his neighbors' mail. 303 00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:36,869 I'm an idiot. 304 00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:42,575 Oh, boy. 305 00:15:43,843 --> 00:15:45,812 How did I get this in here? 306 00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:49,015 Man: I got it. I got it. I got it. 307 00:15:49,015 --> 00:15:52,885 When you try to jump your buddy on a tube, nobody wins. 308 00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:58,191 ♪♪ 309 00:15:58,191 --> 00:16:00,359 [ Laughing ] Oh, my God. 310 00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:04,297 Woman: I dropped my flour container. 311 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:07,366 Luna. Leave it alone. 312 00:16:07,366 --> 00:16:10,670 Baking with flour isn't this mom's superpower. 313 00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:14,373 ♪♪ 314 00:16:14,373 --> 00:16:18,444 [ Sighs, slaps leg ] 315 00:16:18,444 --> 00:16:20,313 Here we go. [ Barks ] 316 00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:24,283 ♪♪ 317 00:16:24,283 --> 00:16:26,319 There's an old expression that goes, 318 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,187 "If you build a better mousetrap, 319 00:16:28,187 --> 00:16:30,356 the world will beat a path to your door. 320 00:16:30,356 --> 00:16:32,325 But if your mousetrap is that great, 321 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:35,194 I don't know why they wouldn't just order it online." 322 00:16:35,194 --> 00:16:36,963 The point is, it's good 323 00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:40,132 when someone figures out a better way to do things. 324 00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:42,502 Why you doin' it weird? 325 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:45,238 There's got to be a better way. 326 00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:48,174 There's got to be a better way 327 00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:50,676 to tell your mom you don't care for her lamp. 328 00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:54,814 ♪♪ 329 00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:57,850 [ Crashing ] 330 00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,652 [ Woman laughs ] 331 00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:01,354 Oh, no. 332 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,322 There's got to be a better way 333 00:17:03,322 --> 00:17:06,559 to keep Linda busy until the conference begins. 334 00:17:07,326 --> 00:17:08,861 Ohhh... 335 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,364 Oh. Oh! 336 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:14,000 Oh, my Lord. 337 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,402 [ Laughs ] 338 00:17:16,402 --> 00:17:18,337 There's got to be a better way 339 00:17:18,337 --> 00:17:22,275 to work on improving your flexibility. 340 00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:24,110 Oh! Oh! 341 00:17:24,110 --> 00:17:28,648 Woman: Oh, no! No. No. 342 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,617 There's got to be a better way 343 00:17:31,617 --> 00:17:34,620 to welcome customers to your tire shop. 344 00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:36,556 Man: Alright, now. 345 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,324 [ Roaring ] 346 00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:41,160 [ Crashing ] 347 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:42,495 No way! 348 00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:44,564 That's the end of... 349 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,899 [ Applause ] 350 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:50,670 I think people forgot how to act in movie theaters. 351 00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:51,837 The last time I went, 352 00:17:51,837 --> 00:17:54,173 the guy in front of me texted the whole movie, 353 00:17:54,173 --> 00:17:56,275 the people behind me wouldn't stop talking, 354 00:17:56,275 --> 00:17:58,210 and this lady's phone rang. 355 00:17:58,210 --> 00:18:01,347 Then she answered it and had a full-on conversation. 356 00:18:01,347 --> 00:18:03,282 Aren't you glad you can watch "AFV" 357 00:18:03,282 --> 00:18:04,917 from the comfort of your couch? 358 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,385 Unless your family's annoying, 359 00:18:06,385 --> 00:18:10,189 in which case, please don't take them to my movie theater. 360 00:18:10,189 --> 00:18:14,226 Woman: Oh, look, how cute. Look at... 361 00:18:14,226 --> 00:18:16,996 Those are some well-behaved goats. 362 00:18:16,996 --> 00:18:18,164 [ Bleats ] Ahh! 363 00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:22,301 Wish I could say the same for the sheep. 364 00:18:22,301 --> 00:18:25,237 The definition of inertia as it relates to snow... 365 00:18:25,237 --> 00:18:27,406 a brother in motion tends to stay in motion 366 00:18:27,406 --> 00:18:29,742 until acted upon by a stationary vehicle. 367 00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:30,943 Woman: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 368 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:35,014 Oh. [ Laughs ] 369 00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:37,516 It's totally dark in that room, 370 00:18:37,516 --> 00:18:39,819 but that camera has night vision. 371 00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:41,554 Mom does not. 372 00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:48,227 ♪♪ 373 00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:50,396 They said you remind them of an owl. 374 00:18:50,396 --> 00:18:55,067 Who? 375 00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:56,836 Is this a joke? 376 00:18:56,836 --> 00:19:00,206 [ Laughing ] They said you remind them of an owl. 377 00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:01,474 Who? 378 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:04,443 The question isn't who, the question is how... 379 00:19:04,443 --> 00:19:06,412 does she fall for this? 380 00:19:06,412 --> 00:19:10,249 You remind them of an owl. 381 00:19:10,249 --> 00:19:14,120 Remind who? I don't get it. 382 00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:15,988 They said you remind them of an owl. 383 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,123 Me? Yes. 384 00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:19,325 I look like an owl? 385 00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,794 No, they said you remind them of an owl. 386 00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:23,496 What's the difference?! 387 00:19:25,264 --> 00:19:27,266 They said it. 388 00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:29,168 Said... Who? 389 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,103 [ Laughing ] 390 00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:32,838 Oh, my God. 391 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,375 Woman: Are you playing hide and seek with Pop? 392 00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:38,177 Yeah. Any idea where he is? 393 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,445 Yeah? 394 00:19:39,445 --> 00:19:41,113 You have an idea where he is? 395 00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:42,515 Where do you think he is? 396 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:45,885 ♪♪ 397 00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:47,853 You're not really sure where he is? 398 00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,722 You're going to look in the closet? 399 00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:54,560 Just goes to show that not every kid is a born hide-and-seeker. 400 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:58,197 Any idea where Pop could be? 401 00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,833 He's a good hider, isn't Pop? 402 00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:05,538 If she can't find Grandpa, maybe she should turn on the light. 403 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,540 I don't know where he could be. 404 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:11,944 [ Laughs ] 405 00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:14,180 Wait a minute. 406 00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:15,247 That's not a light. 407 00:20:15,247 --> 00:20:17,349 Tag, you're it! 408 00:20:17,349 --> 00:20:22,388 ♪♪ 409 00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:24,724 It was nice of him to pick up lunch for the family. 410 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:29,195 I don't know if the three large sodas were the best idea. 411 00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:30,996 Whoa! 412 00:20:30,996 --> 00:20:32,064 Ohh... 413 00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:41,107 ♪♪ 414 00:20:46,145 --> 00:20:49,048 I'm glad time travel doesn't exist. 415 00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:52,251 Not because it could help evil villains take over the world, 416 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,652 which I guess would be bad, 417 00:20:53,652 --> 00:20:56,055 but because it would be too confusing. 418 00:20:56,055 --> 00:20:57,123 Somebody might say, 419 00:20:57,123 --> 00:20:58,858 "Long ago in the distant future, 420 00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:02,094 it will be the last time we spoke since tomorrow past," 421 00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:04,630 when they really just mean "last Tuesday." 422 00:21:04,630 --> 00:21:07,099 Forget time travel, I just want funny videos. 423 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:10,336 Not in the past or the future, but right now. 424 00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:14,573 This guy doesn't let anyone near his grill -- 425 00:21:14,573 --> 00:21:17,710 not even to help him carry it down a flight of rickety stairs. 426 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,846 Oh. 427 00:21:20,846 --> 00:21:22,748 Ohh! 428 00:21:22,748 --> 00:21:28,521 ♪♪ 429 00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:30,489 She's trying to get her bed looking perfect 430 00:21:30,489 --> 00:21:31,824 for a photo shoot. 431 00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:34,593 Her husband is more interested in getting a good video. 432 00:21:34,593 --> 00:21:37,496 ♪♪ 433 00:21:37,496 --> 00:21:41,000 Woman: No! David! 434 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:45,404 I didn't even get a picture yet. 435 00:21:45,404 --> 00:21:47,206 This kid better start saving up 436 00:21:47,206 --> 00:21:48,808 for the greatest Mother's Day present 437 00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:50,709 the world has ever known. 438 00:21:50,709 --> 00:21:57,883 Papa! Papa! 439 00:21:57,883 --> 00:21:59,185 [ Giggling ] 440 00:21:59,185 --> 00:22:02,521 I am. I really am. 441 00:22:02,521 --> 00:22:04,156 [ Gasps ] 442 00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:11,797 ♪♪ 443 00:22:11,797 --> 00:22:13,766 Woman: Oh, my God. 444 00:22:13,766 --> 00:22:15,167 Here's a switch -- 445 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:18,971 the one that gets tossed back is the fisherman. 446 00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:21,240 [ Gasps ] Oh! 447 00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:26,645 ♪♪ 448 00:22:26,645 --> 00:22:28,881 [ Doorbell rings ] 449 00:22:28,881 --> 00:22:33,519 Do not do again. Do not touch it again. 450 00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:34,753 Okay. 451 00:22:34,753 --> 00:22:35,988 Woman: For right now but if you'd like -- 452 00:22:35,988 --> 00:22:37,389 Sometimes, to get what you want, 453 00:22:37,389 --> 00:22:40,526 you gotta pound the pavement and do some cold-calling. 454 00:22:40,526 --> 00:22:42,528 Okay! We were just riding our bike. 455 00:22:42,528 --> 00:22:44,964 We just wanted to tell you something. 456 00:22:44,964 --> 00:22:48,200 Yeah. We want somebody to play with us. 457 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:51,070 Do you have any girls? 458 00:22:51,070 --> 00:22:52,471 Or like, five-years-olds? 459 00:22:52,471 --> 00:22:55,708 Or like a big kid like me? I'm five years old. 460 00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:57,309 And me too. 461 00:22:57,309 --> 00:22:59,044 And here's Ashley over here with me, 462 00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:02,581 and I'm Zoey. And Aria's in home. 463 00:23:02,581 --> 00:23:05,751 Yeah, Aria's at home watching TV. 464 00:23:05,751 --> 00:23:10,489 ♪♪ 465 00:23:10,489 --> 00:23:12,691 And now, a real do-it-yourself-er 466 00:23:12,691 --> 00:23:15,828 who changes her own oil for the first time... 467 00:23:15,828 --> 00:23:17,463 and possibly the last time. 468 00:23:17,463 --> 00:23:21,133 No, make that definitely the last time. 469 00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:24,737 ♪♪ 470 00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:27,473 It's going to come out slowly. 471 00:23:27,473 --> 00:23:30,042 Man: You can open it more. 472 00:23:30,042 --> 00:23:34,413 Just hold it, don't let it pop out with your hand, 473 00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:37,483 'cause it will shoot out. 474 00:23:37,483 --> 00:23:42,421 ♪♪ 475 00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:44,623 I'm stopping it from -- 476 00:23:44,623 --> 00:23:48,494 [ Laughs ] 477 00:23:48,494 --> 00:23:50,029 Where's a rag? Ah! 478 00:23:50,029 --> 00:23:52,932 It's spilling, Gene! 479 00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:57,036 Where's a rag? I thought you had a rag. 480 00:24:00,005 --> 00:24:02,942 I can't get it now. I can't get it. 481 00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:04,510 Thought you had all that. 482 00:24:04,510 --> 00:24:06,011 I don't even know if it's -- 483 00:24:06,011 --> 00:24:07,780 Is that -- 484 00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:10,582 [ Laughs ] [ Laughs ] 485 00:24:10,582 --> 00:24:14,320 Oh, my God! [ Laughs ] 486 00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:17,956 Oh, my... 487 00:24:17,956 --> 00:24:21,527 [ Both laugh ] 488 00:24:21,527 --> 00:24:24,830 Let me get out. Let me... 489 00:24:24,830 --> 00:24:26,398 [ Both laugh ] 490 00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:33,038 Oh, my God, I got that on video. 491 00:24:33,038 --> 00:24:37,710 Oh, my God. Oh, my gosh, look what you did. 492 00:24:37,710 --> 00:24:39,678 Look at you, dear. 493 00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:43,115 [ Laughing ] 494 00:24:43,916 --> 00:24:47,519 That's disg-- [ Spitting ] 495 00:24:47,519 --> 00:24:50,389 [ Laughs ] 496 00:24:50,389 --> 00:24:52,992 Oh, my God. 497 00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:55,627 ♪♪ 498 00:24:56,662 --> 00:24:57,863 Weddings -- 499 00:24:57,863 --> 00:24:59,665 they're supposed to be the perfect day 500 00:24:59,665 --> 00:25:01,000 you've always dreamed of. 501 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,501 That's why when things go wrong, 502 00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:04,703 they're even funnier than when things go wrong on days 503 00:25:04,703 --> 00:25:07,740 that you don't really expect much from. 504 00:25:07,740 --> 00:25:12,945 ♪♪ 505 00:25:12,945 --> 00:25:15,347 Well, if you can't marry your best friend, 506 00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:17,649 at least have him walk you down the aisle. 507 00:25:17,649 --> 00:25:22,821 ♪♪ 508 00:25:22,821 --> 00:25:24,957 [ Laughter ] 509 00:25:24,957 --> 00:25:28,227 ♪♪ 510 00:25:29,862 --> 00:25:31,263 I promise to love you. 511 00:25:31,263 --> 00:25:32,831 And to be faithful to you. 512 00:25:32,831 --> 00:25:34,266 And to be faithful to you. 513 00:25:36,702 --> 00:25:38,170 [ Crowd laughs ] 514 00:25:38,170 --> 00:25:40,439 Okay. 515 00:25:40,439 --> 00:25:42,141 Um. 516 00:25:42,141 --> 00:25:44,476 I can't repeat that. 517 00:25:44,476 --> 00:25:46,311 [ Laughter ] 518 00:25:46,311 --> 00:25:49,114 Okay. Not only for today? 519 00:25:51,417 --> 00:25:54,820 And to give up my gaming lifestyle, 520 00:25:54,820 --> 00:25:56,355 only for today. 521 00:25:56,355 --> 00:25:57,389 [ Laughter ] 522 00:25:57,389 --> 00:25:59,058 ♪♪ 523 00:25:59,058 --> 00:26:00,726 Ribeiro: Just because it's your wedding day 524 00:26:00,726 --> 00:26:03,962 doesn't mean everything is going to go perfectly -- 525 00:26:03,962 --> 00:26:06,665 but sometimes it does. 526 00:26:06,665 --> 00:26:08,500 Oh! 527 00:26:08,500 --> 00:26:11,370 Oh! 528 00:26:11,370 --> 00:26:15,474 Opa! 529 00:26:15,474 --> 00:26:17,176 [ Crowd clamors ] 530 00:26:17,176 --> 00:26:21,413 ♪♪ 531 00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:22,614 [ Screams ] 532 00:26:22,614 --> 00:26:23,782 Great. 533 00:26:23,782 --> 00:26:25,751 It's not like they have some seven-foot-tall guy 534 00:26:25,751 --> 00:26:27,553 who could just... 535 00:26:27,553 --> 00:26:30,322 Oh. I stand corrected. 536 00:26:30,322 --> 00:26:33,592 [ Cheering ] 537 00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:40,265 ♪♪ 538 00:26:40,265 --> 00:26:42,601 He got it! 539 00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:44,169 Officiant: You may kiss your wife, my friend. 540 00:26:44,169 --> 00:26:46,738 Ribeiro: Some say the key to a good marriage is laughter. 541 00:26:46,738 --> 00:26:50,776 So I guess couples with poor balance have the best marriages? 542 00:26:50,776 --> 00:26:52,911 Oh! 543 00:26:52,911 --> 00:26:55,380 ♪♪ 544 00:26:55,380 --> 00:26:56,849 [ Both laugh ] 545 00:26:56,849 --> 00:27:02,087 ♪♪ 546 00:27:02,087 --> 00:27:04,556 He's been playing this trick on him for 52 years, 547 00:27:04,556 --> 00:27:06,458 and he still can't figure it out. 548 00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:09,728 One. Two. Three. 549 00:27:09,728 --> 00:27:14,199 [ Laughs ] 550 00:27:14,199 --> 00:27:20,772 ♪♪ 551 00:27:20,772 --> 00:27:26,879 ♪♪ 552 00:27:26,879 --> 00:27:29,414 We all know that guy who likes to say, 553 00:27:29,414 --> 00:27:31,183 "Working hard or hardly working?" 554 00:27:31,183 --> 00:27:33,152 and then he laughs at his own joke because, 555 00:27:33,152 --> 00:27:35,454 well, no one else is going to. 556 00:27:35,454 --> 00:27:37,322 So here is a workplace montage 557 00:27:37,322 --> 00:27:40,325 that someone either worked hard on or hardly worked on. 558 00:27:40,325 --> 00:27:43,362 I don't know, I don't keep tabs on people. 559 00:27:43,362 --> 00:27:47,633 ♪♪ 560 00:27:47,633 --> 00:27:49,701 Whoa! 561 00:27:49,701 --> 00:27:57,409 ♪♪ 562 00:27:57,409 --> 00:28:05,117 ♪♪ 563 00:28:05,117 --> 00:28:12,858 ♪♪ 564 00:28:12,858 --> 00:28:20,566 ♪♪ 565 00:28:20,566 --> 00:28:23,635 [ Laughs ] 566 00:28:23,635 --> 00:28:26,138 ♪♪ 567 00:28:26,138 --> 00:28:33,478 ♪♪ 568 00:28:33,478 --> 00:28:40,752 ♪♪ 569 00:28:40,752 --> 00:28:42,254 Hut, hut, hut! 570 00:28:42,254 --> 00:28:49,962 ♪♪ 571 00:28:49,962 --> 00:28:57,336 ♪♪ 572 00:28:57,336 --> 00:29:00,906 Got a funny video? Upload it to AFV.com. 573 00:29:00,906 --> 00:29:09,348 ♪♪ 574 00:29:15,354 --> 00:29:17,789 I love a good surprise. 575 00:29:17,789 --> 00:29:20,993 Not a "finding a fingernail in my mashed potatoes" type 576 00:29:20,993 --> 00:29:23,028 of surprise, but the kind of surprise 577 00:29:23,028 --> 00:29:25,197 where something unexpected happens in a video. 578 00:29:25,197 --> 00:29:26,598 So, be on high alert 579 00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:30,202 because you're about to see stuff come from out of nowhere. 580 00:29:30,202 --> 00:29:32,437 [ Roars ] 581 00:29:32,437 --> 00:29:37,576 ♪♪ 582 00:29:37,576 --> 00:29:38,877 Ribeiro: Somebody doesn't like 583 00:29:38,877 --> 00:29:41,413 that the elk are getting all the attention. 584 00:29:41,413 --> 00:29:43,181 Man: 'Cause I got a buff-- [ Screams ] 585 00:29:43,181 --> 00:29:47,886 ♪♪ 586 00:29:47,886 --> 00:29:50,255 [ Barking ] 587 00:29:52,290 --> 00:29:54,326 Happens every garbage day. 588 00:29:54,326 --> 00:29:57,863 ♪♪ 589 00:29:57,863 --> 00:30:01,433 Riding with the window down after a snow storm? 590 00:30:01,433 --> 00:30:04,369 I'm at "sympathy level zero" on this one. 591 00:30:04,369 --> 00:30:06,738 ♪♪ 592 00:30:06,738 --> 00:30:09,975 [ Woman screams ] 593 00:30:09,975 --> 00:30:12,944 Oh, my God! No! 594 00:30:12,944 --> 00:30:15,647 Oh, my God. No. 595 00:30:16,515 --> 00:30:18,150 Woman: I'm seriously afraid. 596 00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:19,785 Hmm... 597 00:30:19,785 --> 00:30:23,622 What's that bird whose beak holds more than his belly can? 598 00:30:23,622 --> 00:30:24,756 Ahh! 599 00:30:24,756 --> 00:30:27,592 [ Laughter ] 600 00:30:31,196 --> 00:30:33,899 Dogs love running on snow. 601 00:30:33,899 --> 00:30:34,900 Ooh! 602 00:30:34,900 --> 00:30:36,802 Ice is another story. Aww. 603 00:30:39,071 --> 00:30:40,706 Whoa! 604 00:30:40,706 --> 00:30:43,308 And you thought your upstairs neighbors were annoying. 605 00:30:43,308 --> 00:30:46,912 ♪♪ 606 00:30:46,912 --> 00:30:49,114 [ Knock on door ] 607 00:30:49,114 --> 00:30:51,216 If they didn't have a doorbell cam, 608 00:30:51,216 --> 00:30:52,751 no one would have believed her. 609 00:30:52,751 --> 00:30:56,054 ♪♪ 610 00:30:56,054 --> 00:30:58,423 [ Screams ] 611 00:30:58,423 --> 00:31:02,527 ♪♪ 612 00:31:02,527 --> 00:31:03,595 Ohhh... 613 00:31:03,595 --> 00:31:12,838 ♪♪ 614 00:31:12,838 --> 00:31:16,141 Children: Hey, Alfonso! 615 00:31:16,141 --> 00:31:17,909 Hey, Alfonso! 616 00:31:17,909 --> 00:31:21,046 We want more dog videos! 617 00:31:21,046 --> 00:31:22,280 [ Chuckles ] 618 00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:25,183 Okay, Dylan and Isla, you want dog videos? 619 00:31:25,183 --> 00:31:28,186 Well, how about giving a big hand to these dogs 620 00:31:28,186 --> 00:31:29,788 with human hands? 621 00:31:29,788 --> 00:31:31,123 We salute... 622 00:31:31,123 --> 00:31:32,858 dogs with human hands. 623 00:31:33,992 --> 00:31:36,361 Man: Murphy. 624 00:31:36,361 --> 00:31:43,168 ♪♪ 625 00:31:43,168 --> 00:31:49,808 ♪♪ 626 00:31:49,808 --> 00:31:52,010 [ Laughs ] 627 00:31:52,010 --> 00:31:58,350 ♪♪ 628 00:31:58,350 --> 00:32:04,422 ♪♪ 629 00:32:04,422 --> 00:32:06,291 Woman: Cereal... 630 00:32:06,291 --> 00:32:13,031 ♪♪ 631 00:32:13,031 --> 00:32:19,771 ♪♪ 632 00:32:19,771 --> 00:32:24,209 Boy: Now, right. Move your hand. 633 00:32:24,209 --> 00:32:26,545 Woman: Can you deal the cards, Tundra? 634 00:32:26,545 --> 00:32:28,380 It's your turn to deal. 635 00:32:28,380 --> 00:32:31,883 Woman: Let's play video games. 636 00:32:31,883 --> 00:32:36,855 ♪♪ 637 00:32:42,694 --> 00:32:43,895 ♪♪ 638 00:32:43,895 --> 00:32:45,397 You know what the world needs now? 639 00:32:50,001 --> 00:32:52,804 Charlie, one piece. 640 00:32:52,804 --> 00:32:54,472 You don't want to knock them all out. 641 00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:57,142 Charlie! 642 00:32:57,142 --> 00:32:59,010 [ Cackling ] 643 00:33:00,111 --> 00:33:01,513 I hope you've enjoyed... 644 00:33:05,550 --> 00:33:07,185 ♪♪ 645 00:33:11,089 --> 00:33:13,225 Have you ever gotten together with an old friend 646 00:33:13,225 --> 00:33:14,526 you haven't seen in a while, 647 00:33:14,526 --> 00:33:16,595 and they remind you of something funny you said 648 00:33:16,595 --> 00:33:18,563 that you don't even remember? 649 00:33:18,563 --> 00:33:20,832 It's kind of cool, because you end up laughing at something 650 00:33:20,832 --> 00:33:22,300 you did years ago. 651 00:33:22,300 --> 00:33:24,369 Well, here are some other people to make you laugh 652 00:33:24,369 --> 00:33:27,339 who also might not remember doing the funny thing 653 00:33:27,339 --> 00:33:31,877 that they did, but which they did, in fact, do. 654 00:33:31,877 --> 00:33:34,145 The whipped cream challenge is challenging enough 655 00:33:34,145 --> 00:33:35,614 without doing it on a rug. 656 00:33:36,481 --> 00:33:38,617 [ Screams ] 657 00:33:38,617 --> 00:33:42,254 Dinner has a different vibe when Mom goes out for girls' night. 658 00:33:42,254 --> 00:33:44,789 [ Clattering ] 659 00:33:44,789 --> 00:33:46,758 [ Screams ] 660 00:33:46,758 --> 00:33:50,662 ♪♪ 661 00:33:50,662 --> 00:33:53,131 Hss-ss-ss-ss. 662 00:33:53,131 --> 00:33:57,802 I hope he knows this raccoon and didn't just find him in his bed. 663 00:33:57,802 --> 00:34:00,171 Hss-ss-ss-ss. 664 00:34:00,171 --> 00:34:04,309 ♪♪ 665 00:34:04,309 --> 00:34:09,114 If my gardener were this jumpy, I'd never stop doing this. 666 00:34:09,114 --> 00:34:11,082 [ Car horn honks ] 667 00:34:11,082 --> 00:34:15,787 ♪♪ 668 00:34:15,787 --> 00:34:17,255 One, two, three... 669 00:34:17,255 --> 00:34:19,124 everyone say "Caroline's pregnant!" 670 00:34:19,124 --> 00:34:20,258 Caroline's pregnant! 671 00:34:20,258 --> 00:34:21,326 What? 672 00:34:21,326 --> 00:34:22,694 What? 673 00:34:22,694 --> 00:34:24,029 No, she's not. What? 674 00:34:24,029 --> 00:34:25,196 Caroline's pregnant? 675 00:34:25,196 --> 00:34:27,666 No, she's not. Caroline's pregnant. 676 00:34:27,666 --> 00:34:30,735 What? Are you? 677 00:34:30,735 --> 00:34:34,673 Are you? Are you? Are you? 678 00:34:34,673 --> 00:34:36,441 Oh, my God! 679 00:34:38,143 --> 00:34:40,378 Oh, my God! 680 00:34:44,349 --> 00:34:48,019 Woman: That's a hole in the curtain, Odie. 681 00:34:48,019 --> 00:34:50,221 Come on, get out of there. 682 00:34:50,221 --> 00:34:53,658 Thanks to Odie, it's curtains for these curtains. 683 00:34:53,658 --> 00:34:58,763 Odie... 684 00:34:58,763 --> 00:35:02,434 My least favorite yoga position, downward peeing goat. 685 00:35:02,434 --> 00:35:05,670 Oh, my God! He peed on her! 686 00:35:05,670 --> 00:35:09,474 Ew. Ew! 687 00:35:09,474 --> 00:35:12,844 Ew. Get it off me! 688 00:35:12,844 --> 00:35:15,413 [ Laughs ] 689 00:35:15,413 --> 00:35:22,087 ♪♪ 690 00:35:22,087 --> 00:35:25,490 50 years ago, if you asked your dog to speak, 691 00:35:25,490 --> 00:35:28,059 all he had to do was bark and he was a good boy. 692 00:35:28,059 --> 00:35:31,529 Nowadays, when we ask our dogs to speak, they speak, 693 00:35:31,529 --> 00:35:32,864 with real words! 694 00:35:32,864 --> 00:35:35,834 Well, talking dogs aren't just amazing and adorable, 695 00:35:35,834 --> 00:35:38,036 they're also tonight's "Assignment America." 696 00:35:38,036 --> 00:35:39,871 Need to see some talking dogs in action? 697 00:35:39,871 --> 00:35:41,406 Yeah, you do. 698 00:35:41,406 --> 00:35:43,408 [ Yowling ] I love you. 699 00:35:43,408 --> 00:35:44,242 Woman: I love you. 700 00:35:44,242 --> 00:35:46,811 [ Yowling ] I love you. 701 00:35:46,811 --> 00:35:51,449 Archer. [ Yowling ] I love you. 702 00:35:51,449 --> 00:35:52,917 [ Whines ] 703 00:35:52,917 --> 00:35:53,985 Woman: Say "mama." 704 00:35:53,985 --> 00:35:57,555 Ma-ma-ma-ma. Ma-ma-ma-ma. 705 00:35:57,555 --> 00:35:58,590 Good dog. 706 00:35:58,590 --> 00:35:59,991 Man: Michelle, where do you live? 707 00:35:59,991 --> 00:36:01,459 Aurora. 708 00:36:01,459 --> 00:36:05,597 Zeus, where does Michelle live? 709 00:36:05,597 --> 00:36:07,766 Au-ro-ro-ra. 710 00:36:07,766 --> 00:36:09,968 [ Laughs ] 711 00:36:09,968 --> 00:36:12,971 And you can see why we want more of those, right? 712 00:36:12,971 --> 00:36:15,707 [ Chuckles ] Jess, tell 'em how it's done. 713 00:36:15,707 --> 00:36:17,475 Thanks, Alfonso! 714 00:36:17,475 --> 00:36:18,810 Do you have a talkative terrier? 715 00:36:18,810 --> 00:36:20,211 A loquacious labradoodle? 716 00:36:20,211 --> 00:36:22,347 Well, we wanna see what they have to say! 717 00:36:22,347 --> 00:36:24,182 Your speaking spaniel could win you $20,000 718 00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:25,283 or even 100 grand. 719 00:36:25,283 --> 00:36:27,886 Just upload the video to AFV.com. 720 00:36:27,886 --> 00:36:30,655 For full contest rules, log on to AFV.com. 721 00:36:30,655 --> 00:36:32,824 If you have a dog with something to say, 722 00:36:32,824 --> 00:36:35,193 send your video in without further delay! 723 00:36:35,193 --> 00:36:36,361 ♪♪ 724 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,436 We've had a blast, but it's not all fun and games. 725 00:36:44,436 --> 00:36:47,472 Time to see who has earned extra fortune and fame. 726 00:36:47,472 --> 00:36:48,873 Let's meet our finalists... 727 00:36:48,873 --> 00:36:50,675 First up, when the doorbell rings, 728 00:36:50,675 --> 00:36:52,010 it's salesmen I'm fearing, 729 00:36:52,010 --> 00:36:54,012 but when it's little girls looking for friends? 730 00:36:54,012 --> 00:36:55,313 How endearing. 731 00:36:55,313 --> 00:36:57,382 It's "Adorable Door Duo" sent in 732 00:36:57,382 --> 00:37:01,119 by Michelle Krause and Jackie Noel from Medina, Ohio. 733 00:37:01,119 --> 00:37:02,787 [ Applause ] 734 00:37:02,787 --> 00:37:05,023 Do you have any girls? 735 00:37:05,023 --> 00:37:08,126 Or like, five-years-olds? 736 00:37:08,126 --> 00:37:09,794 Or like, a big kid like me? 737 00:37:09,794 --> 00:37:10,995 I'm five years old. 738 00:37:10,995 --> 00:37:12,263 And me too. 739 00:37:12,263 --> 00:37:14,599 And here's Ashley over here with me, 740 00:37:14,599 --> 00:37:16,401 and I'm Zoey. 741 00:37:16,401 --> 00:37:19,871 Joining us are Michelle, Jackie, Zoey, and Ashley. 742 00:37:19,871 --> 00:37:22,607 Now, Michelle, since you don't have children, 743 00:37:22,607 --> 00:37:26,478 why do you think Zoey and Ashley rang your bell? 744 00:37:26,478 --> 00:37:30,548 They've seen children come over every once in a while. 745 00:37:30,548 --> 00:37:33,318 Every once in a while, they've come over 746 00:37:33,318 --> 00:37:34,486 and played with those children. 747 00:37:34,486 --> 00:37:36,020 Alright, well, Zoey and Ashley, 748 00:37:36,020 --> 00:37:39,657 did you end up finding any girls to play with your age? 749 00:37:39,657 --> 00:37:42,560 No. No, not really? 750 00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:43,928 Okay. Well, you know what? 751 00:37:43,928 --> 00:37:46,764 Now you're both TV stars, and all the kids 752 00:37:46,764 --> 00:37:48,533 will want to play with you, okay? 753 00:37:48,533 --> 00:37:50,235 Yeah! Yeah. 754 00:37:50,235 --> 00:37:53,271 Yeah, alright. Good luck, y'all. 755 00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:54,973 [ Chuckles ] Alright. 756 00:37:54,973 --> 00:37:58,009 Next up, grease is the word, the word that you heard, 757 00:37:58,009 --> 00:38:00,211 but when there's this much grimy liquid, 758 00:38:00,211 --> 00:38:02,313 well, that's just absurd. 759 00:38:02,313 --> 00:38:05,216 It's "Oil Change Calamity" sent in by Gene Anzures 760 00:38:05,216 --> 00:38:08,686 from Albuquerque, New Mexico. 761 00:38:08,686 --> 00:38:10,855 I can't get it now. Well, I can't get it. 762 00:38:10,855 --> 00:38:12,991 Thought you had all that. 763 00:38:12,991 --> 00:38:14,359 I don't even know if it's -- 764 00:38:14,359 --> 00:38:18,930 Is that -- 765 00:38:18,930 --> 00:38:21,533 Oh, my God! 766 00:38:21,533 --> 00:38:25,069 [ Both laugh ] 767 00:38:25,069 --> 00:38:27,272 Joining us are Gene and Sandra. 768 00:38:27,272 --> 00:38:31,042 Now, Sandra, when I saw how much oil you were covered in, 769 00:38:31,042 --> 00:38:32,577 all I could wonder was, 770 00:38:32,577 --> 00:38:36,147 how long did it take to wash it all off? 771 00:38:36,147 --> 00:38:40,818 Oh, my gosh, a long time. A long time. 772 00:38:40,818 --> 00:38:43,454 I had to use Dawn to take it out of my hair. 773 00:38:43,454 --> 00:38:45,857 Okay, alright. Well, you know, got it off, right? 774 00:38:45,857 --> 00:38:47,158 And at least it came off, 775 00:38:47,158 --> 00:38:50,328 and hopefully, you got that oil changed. 776 00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:51,663 I sure did. 777 00:38:51,663 --> 00:38:52,797 Alright. Alright. 778 00:38:52,797 --> 00:38:55,033 Well, good luck. Alright. 779 00:38:55,033 --> 00:38:57,936 And now, the final video in it to win it... 780 00:38:57,936 --> 00:39:00,004 here's something that'll make you say, "Whoa!" 781 00:39:00,004 --> 00:39:03,141 You knock on the door and see stampeding doe. 782 00:39:03,141 --> 00:39:07,245 It's "Deers for Fears," sent in by Shari Hite and Grace Combee 783 00:39:07,245 --> 00:39:09,380 from Prineville, Oregon. 784 00:39:11,950 --> 00:39:15,186 [ Knock on door ] 785 00:39:15,186 --> 00:39:16,955 If they didn't have a doorbell cam, 786 00:39:16,955 --> 00:39:18,790 no one would have believed her. 787 00:39:21,392 --> 00:39:24,362 [ Screams ] 788 00:39:26,197 --> 00:39:30,335 Joining us are Grace, Audrina, Shari, and Brianna. 789 00:39:30,335 --> 00:39:33,071 Now, Audrina, what was going through your mind 790 00:39:33,071 --> 00:39:37,475 when you saw a herd of deer come running by? 791 00:39:37,475 --> 00:39:41,946 I was not ready for Santa Claus to be here yet. 792 00:39:41,946 --> 00:39:44,682 I would have reacted exactly as you did. 793 00:39:44,682 --> 00:39:46,551 I'd have been, "Ahh!" 794 00:39:46,551 --> 00:39:48,920 I might have been a little worse, okay? 795 00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:51,389 Well, you know what? Good luck today, alright? 796 00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:52,757 Thank you. 797 00:39:52,757 --> 00:39:53,992 Okay. Alright. 798 00:39:53,992 --> 00:39:55,526 We're going to find out who takes home the cash 799 00:39:55,526 --> 00:39:56,661 in just a minute, but first, 800 00:39:56,661 --> 00:39:58,129 let's take a look at some of the clips 801 00:39:58,129 --> 00:40:01,733 that didn't make our top three in tonight's honorable mention. 802 00:40:01,733 --> 00:40:05,503 ♪♪ 803 00:40:05,503 --> 00:40:07,805 [ Barking ] 804 00:40:07,805 --> 00:40:10,141 Ahh! 805 00:40:10,141 --> 00:40:17,715 ♪♪ 806 00:40:17,715 --> 00:40:20,752 [ Screams ] 807 00:40:20,752 --> 00:40:25,089 Whoa -- whoa! 808 00:40:25,089 --> 00:40:29,827 ♪♪ 809 00:40:29,827 --> 00:40:34,699 Ahh! 810 00:40:34,699 --> 00:40:38,536 [ Applause ] 811 00:40:38,536 --> 00:40:41,339 Okay, it's time to hand out tonight's prizes. 812 00:40:41,339 --> 00:40:43,808 $20,000 for first, $6,000 for second, 813 00:40:43,808 --> 00:40:45,009 and $4,000 for third. 814 00:40:45,009 --> 00:40:46,110 Here we go. 815 00:40:46,110 --> 00:40:49,480 Our third place, $4,000 winner is... 816 00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:53,618 "Deers for Fears," sent in by Shari Hite and Grace Combee 817 00:40:53,618 --> 00:40:55,453 from Prineville, Oregon. 818 00:40:55,453 --> 00:40:57,455 Thank you. 819 00:40:57,455 --> 00:40:59,424 And the winner of the $20,000 820 00:40:59,424 --> 00:41:02,226 and tonight's funniest home video is... 821 00:41:02,226 --> 00:41:04,228 "Oil Change Calamity" sent in by 822 00:41:04,228 --> 00:41:06,698 Gene Anzures from Albuquerque, New Mexico. 823 00:41:06,698 --> 00:41:11,703 We have Sandra and Gene. Congratulations! 824 00:41:11,703 --> 00:41:14,505 Sandra getting doused in oil 825 00:41:14,505 --> 00:41:18,042 did not come as a complete surprise to you, 826 00:41:18,042 --> 00:41:20,912 because you know a little something about oil pans. 827 00:41:20,912 --> 00:41:22,714 Wanna fill everybody in? 828 00:41:22,714 --> 00:41:27,018 Yes, I knew the truck had seven quarts 829 00:41:27,018 --> 00:41:29,053 and she had a five quart. 830 00:41:29,053 --> 00:41:32,724 So I said, okay. I was just waiting. 831 00:41:32,724 --> 00:41:35,126 I said, "This is an accident waiting to happen." 832 00:41:35,126 --> 00:41:39,864 And sure enough. Sure enough. I said, "I'm recording this. 833 00:41:39,864 --> 00:41:40,998 I'm going to record it." 834 00:41:40,998 --> 00:41:42,433 [ Laughing ] 835 00:41:42,433 --> 00:41:44,969 You know what? Sneaky, sneaky, okay? 836 00:41:44,969 --> 00:41:48,106 But hey, keeping quiet made you both winners! 837 00:41:48,106 --> 00:41:50,808 Okay? Yeah! Right. 838 00:41:50,808 --> 00:41:56,614 So congratulations, you've got $20,000 and a shot at $100,000. 839 00:41:56,614 --> 00:42:00,852 Thank you. Congratulations, guys! 840 00:42:00,852 --> 00:42:02,520 Well, it's time to say goodnight, 841 00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:04,255 which makes really good sense, 842 00:42:04,255 --> 00:42:06,858 because it's been a really good night. 843 00:42:06,858 --> 00:42:08,559 We'll see you next time and don't forget, 844 00:42:08,559 --> 00:42:10,228 if you upload a video and it airs on the show, 845 00:42:10,228 --> 00:42:12,096 we'll send you an "AFV" T-shirt. 846 00:42:12,096 --> 00:42:13,631 So goodnight, everybody, and remember, 847 00:42:13,631 --> 00:42:16,067 send your video to me, you might win 20 Gs. 848 00:42:16,067 --> 00:42:17,168 Goodnight, y'all! 849 00:42:17,168 --> 00:42:18,603 [ Cheers and applause ] 850 00:42:18,603 --> 00:42:26,444 -- Captions by VITAC -- 851 00:42:26,444 --> 00:42:31,482 ♪♪ 852 00:42:31,482 --> 00:42:36,587 ♪♪ 853 00:42:36,587 --> 00:42:41,659 ♪♪ 854 00:42:41,659 --> 00:42:46,731 ♪♪ 855 00:42:46,731 --> 00:42:51,769 ♪♪ 856 00:42:51,769 --> 00:42:56,841 ♪♪ 857 00:42:56,841 --> 00:43:00,846 ♪♪