1 00:00:00,968 --> 00:00:03,070 Ribeiro: See the funny videos tonight 2 00:00:03,070 --> 00:00:05,572 that people will still be laughing at tomorrow. 3 00:00:05,572 --> 00:00:08,642 ♪♪ 4 00:00:08,642 --> 00:00:10,544 [ Laughter ] 5 00:00:10,544 --> 00:00:12,846 [ Cat yowls ] 6 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:15,849 ♪♪ 7 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:17,818 [ Laughter ] 8 00:00:17,818 --> 00:00:19,653 Whee! 9 00:00:19,653 --> 00:00:21,655 Ohh! 10 00:00:21,655 --> 00:00:23,824 ♪♪ 11 00:00:23,824 --> 00:00:26,860 [ Laughter, applause ] 12 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:30,831 Welcome to "America's Funniest Home Videos." 13 00:00:30,831 --> 00:00:34,301 And now, here he is, the host of our show... 14 00:00:34,301 --> 00:00:39,573 Alfonso Ribeiro! 15 00:00:39,573 --> 00:00:41,275 Let's go! 16 00:00:41,275 --> 00:00:43,944 ♪♪ 17 00:00:43,944 --> 00:00:46,713 Yup, yup. Yup, yup. Thank you. Thank you. 18 00:00:46,713 --> 00:00:48,482 Welcome, welcome, welcome. 19 00:00:48,482 --> 00:00:50,317 Hello, and welcome to "AFV." 20 00:00:50,317 --> 00:00:53,654 I love this part of the show because anything can happen. 21 00:00:53,654 --> 00:00:55,956 It's like a ball game before anyone scores 22 00:00:55,956 --> 00:00:58,258 and your team still has a chance of winning, 23 00:00:58,258 --> 00:01:00,294 which can be a very fleeting feeling, 24 00:01:00,294 --> 00:01:01,762 especially if you're a Mets fan. 25 00:01:01,762 --> 00:01:03,764 What?! 26 00:01:03,764 --> 00:01:05,933 But at "AFV, the home team always wins, 27 00:01:05,933 --> 00:01:07,301 thanks to videos of people 28 00:01:07,301 --> 00:01:10,871 who, let's just say, aren't always winners. 29 00:01:10,871 --> 00:01:14,741 A true gentleman opens the door for a friend 30 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:17,210 and then entertains him by doing this. 31 00:01:17,210 --> 00:01:19,713 ♪♪ 32 00:01:19,713 --> 00:01:22,783 Ohh! Man: Oh! 33 00:01:22,783 --> 00:01:25,352 You all right? 34 00:01:25,352 --> 00:01:28,121 "Camel" is actually an Arabic word that means 35 00:01:28,121 --> 00:01:30,324 "Enjoys the taste of grandpa elbow." 36 00:01:30,324 --> 00:01:32,225 Ahh! Ahh! 37 00:01:32,225 --> 00:01:34,027 Woman: Oh, my God. It's okay. 38 00:01:34,027 --> 00:01:35,562 Did that hurt? 39 00:01:35,562 --> 00:01:36,763 He got me good. 40 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:38,298 Oh! He did. 41 00:01:38,298 --> 00:01:40,667 Back up. No! 42 00:01:40,667 --> 00:01:43,103 ♪♪ 43 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:46,473 Ribeiro: This is amazing, but not the fun kind of amazing. 44 00:01:46,473 --> 00:01:53,280 ♪♪ 45 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:55,449 [ Laughter ] 46 00:01:59,386 --> 00:02:01,355 I don't care how tough you are. 47 00:02:01,355 --> 00:02:02,622 When there are rats around, 48 00:02:02,622 --> 00:02:04,925 every man turns into a little girl. 49 00:02:04,925 --> 00:02:07,127 Ahh! Ahh! 50 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:09,296 [ Laughter ] 51 00:02:09,296 --> 00:02:12,566 ♪♪ 52 00:02:12,566 --> 00:02:14,368 Ahh! 53 00:02:14,368 --> 00:02:22,409 ♪♪ 54 00:02:22,409 --> 00:02:24,945 Ribeiro: Careful. That end table is actually 55 00:02:24,945 --> 00:02:28,281 a "wind up on your rear-end table." 56 00:02:28,281 --> 00:02:30,384 [ Laughter ] 57 00:02:30,384 --> 00:02:33,086 ♪♪ 58 00:02:33,086 --> 00:02:36,223 [ Laughs ] 59 00:02:36,223 --> 00:02:37,858 She wants to call the restaurant 60 00:02:37,858 --> 00:02:40,594 to get some cornbread to go with her ribs. 61 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:45,165 [ Woman laughs ] 62 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:52,973 ♪♪ 63 00:02:52,973 --> 00:02:54,374 Oh, no. 64 00:02:54,374 --> 00:02:56,410 This is the worst thing that's happened to him... 65 00:02:56,410 --> 00:03:00,447 ♪♪ 66 00:03:00,447 --> 00:03:02,049 ...so far. 67 00:03:05,152 --> 00:03:07,154 [ Laughter ] 68 00:03:07,154 --> 00:03:09,723 ♪♪ 69 00:03:09,723 --> 00:03:11,258 Ohh. 70 00:03:11,258 --> 00:03:13,894 They say dogs can sense an earthquake 71 00:03:13,894 --> 00:03:16,063 before it happens, which makes me wonder, 72 00:03:16,063 --> 00:03:19,266 can earthquakes sense dogs before they happen, hmm? 73 00:03:19,266 --> 00:03:22,436 Well, I have no idea, but my host senses are telling me 74 00:03:22,436 --> 00:03:25,439 that a Dog Park could be happening at any moment. 75 00:03:25,439 --> 00:03:27,074 [ Gasps ] 76 00:03:27,074 --> 00:03:28,608 Release the hounds! 77 00:03:28,608 --> 00:03:30,177 [ Toy squeaks, dog barking ] 78 00:03:30,177 --> 00:03:32,179 It's time to go to the Dog Park. 79 00:03:32,179 --> 00:03:37,117 ♪♪ 80 00:03:37,117 --> 00:03:41,855 No surprise that his favorite yoga move is Downward Dog. 81 00:03:41,855 --> 00:03:44,424 [ Laughter ] 82 00:03:44,424 --> 00:03:47,761 ♪♪ 83 00:03:47,761 --> 00:03:49,396 Seems fair. 84 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:50,730 You don't let him in your bed, 85 00:03:50,730 --> 00:03:53,333 so he won't let you on his couch. 86 00:03:53,333 --> 00:03:55,535 [ Man laughs ] 87 00:03:55,535 --> 00:03:58,572 Woman: You've got to go to the beauty parlor! 88 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:00,574 [ Dog whines ] 89 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:02,843 You -- You got to go there! 90 00:04:02,843 --> 00:04:06,279 Ribeiro: Maybe he wanted to grow his hair out, Ma. 91 00:04:06,279 --> 00:04:08,615 Oh, I'm sorry. 92 00:04:08,615 --> 00:04:11,418 ♪♪ 93 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:14,488 It's a good thing wicker floats. 94 00:04:14,488 --> 00:04:16,289 Jack! 95 00:04:16,289 --> 00:04:18,225 [ Dog barks ] 96 00:04:18,225 --> 00:04:21,128 ♪♪ 97 00:04:21,128 --> 00:04:22,762 He's new to baby humans 98 00:04:22,762 --> 00:04:25,899 and probably expects a little too much from them. 99 00:04:25,899 --> 00:04:29,669 ♪♪ 100 00:04:29,669 --> 00:04:32,205 [ Laughter ] 101 00:04:32,205 --> 00:04:37,110 ♪♪ 102 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:41,014 I just wish the Nielsen ratings counted every viewer. 103 00:04:41,014 --> 00:04:43,383 [ "AFV" theme music plays ] 104 00:04:43,383 --> 00:04:45,852 [ Laughter ] 105 00:04:45,852 --> 00:04:50,690 ♪♪ 106 00:04:50,690 --> 00:04:53,927 This La-Z-Boy turns into a "Who's a good boy?" 107 00:04:53,927 --> 00:04:57,631 ♪♪ 108 00:04:57,631 --> 00:04:59,966 [ Laughter ] 109 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:02,369 ♪♪ 110 00:05:02,369 --> 00:05:05,038 [ Dog snarling ] 111 00:05:05,038 --> 00:05:10,277 ♪♪ 112 00:05:10,277 --> 00:05:13,814 He tried moving the couch so you'd stop watching so much TV. 113 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:16,016 ♪♪ 114 00:05:16,016 --> 00:05:18,919 Apparently, that wasn't enough for you to take the hint. 115 00:05:18,919 --> 00:05:26,226 ♪♪ 116 00:05:26,226 --> 00:05:28,728 But at least he feels guilty about it. 117 00:05:28,728 --> 00:05:31,298 [ Laughter ] 118 00:05:31,298 --> 00:05:34,701 ♪♪ 119 00:05:34,701 --> 00:05:37,037 Teenage girls don't have to worry 120 00:05:37,037 --> 00:05:39,005 about mortgages or retirement funds, 121 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:41,208 so they purposely make bad decisions 122 00:05:41,208 --> 00:05:43,143 to give themselves something to worry about. 123 00:05:43,143 --> 00:05:45,679 That's not actually true, but don't worry about it. 124 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:47,214 ♪ Take a look at me ♪ 125 00:05:47,214 --> 00:05:49,015 ♪ Don't you like what you see? ♪ 126 00:05:49,015 --> 00:05:52,319 ♪ I don't want to be anything but me ♪ 127 00:05:52,319 --> 00:05:55,522 ♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 128 00:05:55,522 --> 00:05:57,557 ♪ Whoa, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 129 00:05:57,557 --> 00:05:58,658 Ahh! ♪ Yeah ♪ 130 00:05:58,658 --> 00:06:00,227 ♪ I'm rising up ♪ 131 00:06:00,227 --> 00:06:01,862 ♪ I'm standing tall ♪ 132 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:04,631 ♪ I got this thing I want to show you all ♪ 133 00:06:04,631 --> 00:06:05,832 ♪ Yeah ♪ 134 00:06:05,832 --> 00:06:08,868 ♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 135 00:06:08,868 --> 00:06:11,338 ♪ Whoa, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 136 00:06:11,338 --> 00:06:12,973 ♪ I got to be free ♪ 137 00:06:12,973 --> 00:06:14,608 ♪ There's no stopping me ♪ 138 00:06:14,608 --> 00:06:19,579 ♪ I got to be free ♪ 139 00:06:19,579 --> 00:06:21,248 ♪ There's no stopping me ♪ 140 00:06:21,248 --> 00:06:23,183 ♪ I got to be free ♪ 141 00:06:23,183 --> 00:06:25,452 ♪ Nobody bigger than me ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ 142 00:06:25,452 --> 00:06:27,053 ♪ I'm living the dream ♪ 143 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:28,888 ♪ I'm swimming upstream ♪ 144 00:06:28,888 --> 00:06:31,458 ♪ I'm feeling like I got to flow ♪ 145 00:06:31,458 --> 00:06:33,493 ♪ So I go, go, go ♪ 146 00:06:33,493 --> 00:06:35,061 ♪ Watch me go ♪ 147 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:37,864 ♪ And I'll show you everything I know ♪ 148 00:06:37,864 --> 00:06:39,599 ♪ I got to be free ♪ 149 00:06:39,599 --> 00:06:41,134 ♪ There's no stopping me ♪ 150 00:06:41,134 --> 00:06:44,404 ♪ I got to be free ♪ 151 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:46,106 ♪ I got to be free ♪ 152 00:06:46,106 --> 00:06:47,641 ♪ There's no stopping me ♪ Ahh! 153 00:06:47,641 --> 00:06:49,309 ♪ I got to be free ♪ 154 00:06:49,309 --> 00:06:51,111 Ahh! 155 00:06:51,111 --> 00:06:52,846 ♪ I got to be free ♪ 156 00:06:52,846 --> 00:06:54,314 ♪ There's no stopping me ♪ 157 00:06:54,314 --> 00:06:57,651 ♪ I got to be free ♪ Ohh! 158 00:06:57,651 --> 00:06:59,452 ♪ I got to be free ♪ 159 00:06:59,452 --> 00:07:01,054 ♪ There's no stopping me ♪ 160 00:07:01,054 --> 00:07:03,890 ♪ I got to be free ♪ 161 00:07:03,890 --> 00:07:05,792 ♪♪ 162 00:07:05,792 --> 00:07:09,329 Upload your funny video to AFV.com. 163 00:07:09,329 --> 00:07:12,666 ♪ I got to be free ♪ 164 00:07:12,666 --> 00:07:14,334 ♪ I got to be free ♪ 165 00:07:14,334 --> 00:07:15,402 ♪ There's no stopping me ♪ 166 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:20,307 ♪♪ 167 00:07:20,307 --> 00:07:22,075 It's time for pranks, 168 00:07:22,075 --> 00:07:24,344 although I could tell you I'm gonna show pranks 169 00:07:24,344 --> 00:07:26,613 and then cut to videos of Peruvian cheese-juggling 170 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:28,648 as a prank, but that's a long con 171 00:07:28,648 --> 00:07:30,317 that I just don't have energy for. 172 00:07:30,317 --> 00:07:31,952 So, uh, uh... 173 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:33,420 prank you very much! 174 00:07:33,420 --> 00:07:35,455 Here's how to make your family mad at you 175 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:37,557 when they're inside of a bubble dome. 176 00:07:37,557 --> 00:07:42,028 [ Dramatic music plays ] 177 00:07:42,028 --> 00:07:45,332 Ribeiro: If the next superhero movie needs a new super-villain, 178 00:07:45,332 --> 00:07:47,267 here's your guy. 179 00:07:47,267 --> 00:07:49,135 ♪♪ 180 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:51,371 Sam: One little push. 181 00:07:51,371 --> 00:07:53,506 Let's see how long it takes. 182 00:07:53,506 --> 00:07:55,542 Oh, goodness. 183 00:07:55,542 --> 00:07:56,676 What happened? 184 00:07:56,676 --> 00:07:57,978 Really? 185 00:07:57,978 --> 00:08:00,814 [ Laughing ] 186 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:08,455 ♪♪ 187 00:08:08,455 --> 00:08:11,858 [ Laughs ] 188 00:08:11,858 --> 00:08:14,060 Aw, night's ruined. 189 00:08:14,060 --> 00:08:22,635 ♪♪ 190 00:08:22,635 --> 00:08:24,004 Hey! 191 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:25,839 Ribeiro: The only thing this guy hates more than bugs 192 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:29,175 is the fact that his wife knows how much he hates bugs. 193 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:31,911 [ Laughter ] 194 00:08:31,911 --> 00:08:36,016 She doesn't know if that's an alligator or a crocodile. 195 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:38,618 And she doesn't care. 196 00:08:38,618 --> 00:08:40,887 Ahh! [ Man laughing ] 197 00:08:40,887 --> 00:08:44,591 Ahh! 198 00:08:44,591 --> 00:08:46,993 [ Laughter ] 199 00:08:46,993 --> 00:08:50,397 That's not -- the hell?! 200 00:08:50,397 --> 00:08:52,532 Ribeiro: This prank gives a whole new meaning 201 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:55,068 to "get it on tape." 202 00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:58,038 [ Laughter ] 203 00:08:58,038 --> 00:09:01,941 Woman: Okay, this is to see, 204 00:09:01,941 --> 00:09:04,310 if I put two Oreos in front of you, 205 00:09:04,310 --> 00:09:06,379 can you wait for me to come back? 206 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:08,481 Ribeiro: You've all seen the Temptation Challenge. 207 00:09:08,481 --> 00:09:10,383 But have you ever seen it where mom replaces 208 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:12,619 the cream with mayonnaise? 209 00:09:12,619 --> 00:09:14,087 Woman: Okay, I'll be back in a minute. 210 00:09:14,087 --> 00:09:15,221 Don't eat 'em. 211 00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:17,524 [ Laughs ] 212 00:09:17,524 --> 00:09:20,627 ♪♪ 213 00:09:20,627 --> 00:09:22,796 [ Laughs ] 214 00:09:22,796 --> 00:09:27,167 ♪♪ 215 00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:29,602 No. 216 00:09:29,602 --> 00:09:36,976 ♪♪ 217 00:09:36,976 --> 00:09:39,312 [ Laughter ] 218 00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:41,714 [ Applause ] 219 00:09:45,084 --> 00:09:46,753 Someone invented an app 220 00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:49,689 that uses AI to dispel conspiracy theories 221 00:09:49,689 --> 00:09:51,925 which responds with actual facts 222 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:53,893 instead of calling the person stupid. 223 00:09:53,893 --> 00:09:56,563 Thus, AI can do something that I can't -- 224 00:09:56,563 --> 00:09:58,064 spend five minutes with someone 225 00:09:58,064 --> 00:10:00,433 who doesn't believe we've ever actually been to the moon 226 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:03,002 without losing my you-know-what. 227 00:10:03,002 --> 00:10:06,406 Now here are some videos that are one small laugh for man 228 00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:09,142 and one giant L-O-L for mankind. 229 00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:12,212 Okay, we got a delivery? 230 00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:14,781 That must have been ground. 231 00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:16,382 Oh, somebody tried to do... 232 00:10:16,382 --> 00:10:18,451 Ribeiro: Some people tip their delivery guys. 233 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:21,187 Some thank them in other ways. 234 00:10:21,187 --> 00:10:24,524 Saturday? Ohh! 235 00:10:24,524 --> 00:10:26,526 [ Chuckling ] Boy, what's wrong with you? 236 00:10:26,526 --> 00:10:28,595 You all right, man? 237 00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:32,765 Are you all right? 238 00:10:32,765 --> 00:10:35,869 Ribeiro: He sees the 4x4. 239 00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:37,804 But he doesn't see the 2x4s. 240 00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:39,806 [ Laughter ] 241 00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:41,508 Woman: Who is on that $1 bill? 242 00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:43,610 What's that man's name? 243 00:10:46,713 --> 00:10:48,515 [ Laughs ] 244 00:10:48,515 --> 00:10:56,656 ♪♪ 245 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,725 I love the way he comforts his cat. 246 00:10:58,725 --> 00:11:01,127 ♪♪ 247 00:11:01,127 --> 00:11:03,630 I just hope kitty returns the favor. 248 00:11:03,630 --> 00:11:07,200 ♪♪ 249 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,434 [ Laughter ] 250 00:11:08,434 --> 00:11:11,170 [ Up-tempo dance music plays ] 251 00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:16,943 ♪♪ 252 00:11:16,943 --> 00:11:20,580 Somebody's putting some extra spice on their dance moves. 253 00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:23,016 A little too much extra spice. 254 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:31,457 ♪♪ 255 00:11:31,457 --> 00:11:35,862 Man: Wa-bah! Wa-bah! 256 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,397 Woman: Are you able to start it? 257 00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:39,499 I can't start it. I can't get this thing going. 258 00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:41,634 Well, what's going on? Are you pulling it hard enough? 259 00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:44,637 I know it's got gas in it. I smelled it this morning. 260 00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:47,106 Oh. Maybe he's just tired... 261 00:11:47,106 --> 00:11:48,708 Come on, baby, let's go! 262 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,877 ...of your dad jokes. 263 00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:54,547 I guess he just wants to have a nap. 264 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,549 He's trying to kill a bug, 265 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:59,719 but the bug will get the last laugh. 266 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,955 If bugs can laugh, that is. 267 00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:08,928 ♪♪ 268 00:12:08,928 --> 00:12:11,197 [ Laughter ] 269 00:12:11,197 --> 00:12:15,535 ♪♪ 270 00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:16,836 It's that point of the show 271 00:12:16,836 --> 00:12:18,972 where we tip our hats to the videos 272 00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:21,107 that have kept us on the air for all this time. 273 00:12:21,107 --> 00:12:23,476 Tonight, it's people who took an unplanned dip 274 00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:27,280 thanks to a flip, trip, or perfectly-timed slip. 275 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:36,389 ♪♪ 276 00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:37,624 [ Man laughs ] 277 00:12:37,624 --> 00:12:39,926 Ahh! Whoa! 278 00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:42,495 [ Women screaming ] 279 00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:46,633 ♪♪ 280 00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:48,268 Ahh! 281 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,536 ♪♪ 282 00:12:50,536 --> 00:12:52,005 Woman: Watch the pool, Katie! 283 00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:59,212 ♪♪ 284 00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:02,215 [ Indistinct shouting ] 285 00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:05,351 [ All screaming ] 286 00:13:05,351 --> 00:13:07,620 ♪♪ 287 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,055 [ All screaming ] 288 00:13:09,055 --> 00:13:11,491 ♪♪ 289 00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:12,859 Woman: Oh, my goodness! 290 00:13:12,859 --> 00:13:15,294 [ Indistinct shouting ] 291 00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:17,797 ♪♪ 292 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,633 [ Woman screaming ] 293 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:23,236 Man: Oh, let's see Max attack one more time. 294 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:25,238 Oh, no! 295 00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:31,511 ♪♪ 296 00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:40,486 ♪♪ 297 00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,188 Oh, my gosh. 298 00:13:42,188 --> 00:13:44,791 [ Woman laughs ] 299 00:13:44,791 --> 00:13:49,829 ♪♪ 300 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:54,967 ♪♪ 301 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,072 ♪♪ 302 00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:02,542 Philosophers have long debated whether we have free will 303 00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:05,144 or if every action is preordained. 304 00:14:05,144 --> 00:14:08,381 Well, I don't know about any of that philosophizing stuff, 305 00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:11,184 but I do know you were preordained to have the will 306 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:13,319 to laugh freely at this. 307 00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:20,493 ♪♪ 308 00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:22,395 With coordination like this, 309 00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:25,431 I can't believe she ever ended up on crutches. 310 00:14:25,431 --> 00:14:29,168 ♪♪ 311 00:14:29,168 --> 00:14:31,804 [ Laughter ] 312 00:14:31,804 --> 00:14:33,940 [ Laughs ] 313 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,977 ♪♪ 314 00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:40,413 Woman: Oh, no. 315 00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:45,218 How do I make the muffins if I can't open this? 316 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:46,986 [ Grunts ] 317 00:14:46,986 --> 00:14:49,055 She wanted to make muffins. Oh, man. 318 00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:51,591 Instead, she made a science experiment. 319 00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:54,994 Okay, I guess no more muffins. 320 00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:56,929 [ Gasps ] 321 00:14:56,929 --> 00:14:59,065 [ Laughter ] 322 00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:07,373 ♪♪ 323 00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:09,976 [ Laughter ] 324 00:15:09,976 --> 00:15:15,715 ♪♪ 325 00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:18,050 "Cue ball in the jeans pocket." 326 00:15:18,050 --> 00:15:20,052 ♪♪ 327 00:15:20,052 --> 00:15:22,855 [ Laughter ] 328 00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:25,525 ♪♪ 329 00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:27,693 [ Duck quacking ] 330 00:15:27,693 --> 00:15:30,029 ♪♪ 331 00:15:30,029 --> 00:15:31,998 This is why "duck, duck, grill" 332 00:15:31,998 --> 00:15:34,534 is not a game that's sweeping the country. 333 00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:40,173 ♪♪ 334 00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:42,775 Making decisions is hard. 335 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,678 But "both" is technically a decision. 336 00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:49,182 [ Laughter ] 337 00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:51,918 [ Woman chuckling ] 338 00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:53,286 Let's face it. 339 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,721 Directly under a zip line is not the best place 340 00:15:55,721 --> 00:15:58,124 for a nice walk in the woods. 341 00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:00,359 Ohh! Oh, my God. 342 00:16:00,359 --> 00:16:02,829 ♪♪ 343 00:16:02,829 --> 00:16:04,497 Ribeiro: Dad wins the race. 344 00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:05,765 I win! 345 00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:07,133 Ugh! 346 00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:09,101 But he also wins the body shop bill. 347 00:16:09,101 --> 00:16:12,338 ♪♪ 348 00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:16,075 There is something worse than salesmen at your door. 349 00:16:16,075 --> 00:16:17,443 [ Bear growls ] 350 00:16:17,443 --> 00:16:19,478 Woman: Oh! Bear! 351 00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:22,448 [ Doors slamming ] 352 00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:24,417 [ Laughter ] 353 00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:29,822 ♪♪ 354 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,691 Ask a nerd the difference 355 00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:33,659 between an alligator and a crocodile, 356 00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:36,329 and they'll go off about the shape of the snout or something. 357 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:39,432 Ask me, and I'll say, "I don't know the difference, 358 00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:43,035 but I can tell you this guy shouldn't wrestle either one." 359 00:16:43,035 --> 00:16:44,837 Hi, kids. 360 00:16:47,273 --> 00:16:49,809 My name's Gator Tim. 361 00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:53,312 I've been wrestling gators now on 15 years, I'd say. 362 00:16:53,312 --> 00:16:54,814 So, what you want to do is 363 00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:56,782 you want to grab 'em by the left front leg. 364 00:16:56,782 --> 00:16:59,886 Not by the tail, not by the nose. 365 00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:02,054 You want to grab 'em by the left front leg. 366 00:17:02,054 --> 00:17:04,023 When you get the gator by the left front leg, 367 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,659 you can flip 'em over your right front shoulder. 368 00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:08,861 You're gonna throw 'em in the water. 369 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,329 And you're gonna pin 'em to the bottom. 370 00:17:10,329 --> 00:17:12,532 You've got to pin 'em to the bottom of the water. 371 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,867 'Cause that's what they'll do. They'll do the death roll. 372 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,068 You ever hear of the death roll? 373 00:17:16,068 --> 00:17:17,703 Well, I got the death roll. 374 00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:19,839 So, you just go on in and you grab 'em by the snout 375 00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:22,008 and you slap its head in the water. 376 00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:23,175 So, here we go. 377 00:17:23,175 --> 00:17:25,344 I'm gonna wrestle a gator now, kids. 378 00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:27,580 Here we go. So... 379 00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:28,981 Man: Do it, Tim! 380 00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:30,950 Do it, Tim! 381 00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:35,588 ♪♪ 382 00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:37,657 [ Laughter ] 383 00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:44,497 ♪♪ 384 00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:48,200 That's how you wrestle a gator. 385 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:50,436 [ Cheers and applause ] 386 00:17:52,138 --> 00:17:54,307 I've been scratching my head lately, 387 00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:56,576 and, no, it's not because of dandruff. 388 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,711 It's because some people do things 389 00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:00,813 that leave me utterly confused. 390 00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:03,015 If only someone would invent a shampoo 391 00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:07,086 that stopped other people from getting terrible ideas. 392 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,956 Get set for "Do I Have That Right?" 393 00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:13,793 where I try to make sense of your nonsense. 394 00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:16,762 Your buddy asked you to throw him a retirement party, 395 00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:18,364 and this is what you thought he meant? 396 00:18:18,364 --> 00:18:21,534 Do I have that right? 397 00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:23,569 Ohh! [ Breathing heavily ] 398 00:18:23,569 --> 00:18:25,037 [ Laughter ] 399 00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:27,306 [ Groaning ] 400 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,478 [ Laughter continues ] 401 00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:37,083 Your sister decided to save a few bucks 402 00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:39,585 buying used garbage bags on the Internet? 403 00:18:39,585 --> 00:18:41,253 Is that what you're telling me? 404 00:18:41,253 --> 00:18:44,590 [ Crickets chirping ] 405 00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:48,394 [ Laughter ] 406 00:18:48,394 --> 00:18:50,463 Your dad claimed that ant farming 407 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,598 would be way more fun than game night? 408 00:18:52,598 --> 00:18:54,967 Is that an accurate statement? 409 00:18:56,535 --> 00:18:58,270 Boy: What? 410 00:18:58,270 --> 00:18:59,171 Man: Oh! 411 00:18:59,171 --> 00:19:00,773 [ Kids screaming ] 412 00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:02,375 Get the vacuum! Get the vacuum! 413 00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:05,011 Get the vacuum! 414 00:19:05,011 --> 00:19:07,480 You thought your family would never be a victim 415 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:08,981 of the Dirt Bike Bandit? 416 00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,816 Did I hear that correctly? 417 00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:13,019 [ Indistinct shouting ] 418 00:19:19,525 --> 00:19:21,627 [ Laughter ] 419 00:19:21,627 --> 00:19:23,729 "Do I Have That Right?" is now over. 420 00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:25,498 If I got that right. 421 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,733 [ Cheers and applause ] 422 00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:30,436 Here are the guys who put the "Why?" in D.I.Y., 423 00:19:30,436 --> 00:19:32,672 the dudes who should nix it on the fix-it. 424 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:35,975 Give a hand to these very unhandy handymen. 425 00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:38,110 ♪♪ 426 00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:39,512 An office full of people, 427 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:42,214 and somehow they chose this guy. 428 00:19:42,214 --> 00:19:48,387 ♪♪ 429 00:19:48,387 --> 00:19:50,790 [ Laughter ] 430 00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:53,192 Hey, if you need a good pool guy, 431 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:56,696 maybe this guy knows one. 432 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:59,632 [ Laughter ] 433 00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:01,967 This is either gonna end with "Don't tell your mom" 434 00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:04,437 or "Go get your mom." 435 00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:05,971 [ Laughter ] 436 00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:10,342 I was pretty close. 437 00:20:10,342 --> 00:20:12,545 Wasps he can handle. 438 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,547 Ladders, not so much. 439 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,549 ♪♪ 440 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,918 [ Laughter ] 441 00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:22,488 He's gonna need a nap after moving this bed. 442 00:20:22,488 --> 00:20:25,758 ♪♪ 443 00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:28,494 [ Laughs ] 444 00:20:28,494 --> 00:20:34,934 ♪♪ 445 00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:36,402 Forget self-help. 446 00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:38,537 This guy needs shelf help. 447 00:20:38,537 --> 00:20:40,539 ♪♪ 448 00:20:40,539 --> 00:20:42,108 [ Laughter ] 449 00:20:42,108 --> 00:20:44,543 ♪♪ 450 00:20:44,543 --> 00:20:50,216 Not every dad can lose a game of one-on-one to the hoop. 451 00:20:50,216 --> 00:20:52,518 [ Laughter ] 452 00:20:52,518 --> 00:20:55,488 ♪♪ 453 00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:57,423 All right, Rick, you want to tell the people what you did? 454 00:20:57,423 --> 00:21:00,159 Did some yard work over there 455 00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:02,428 and, uh, tried to trim the cactus down 456 00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:05,097 and, uh, the whole cactus tree fell on top of me. 457 00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:06,999 Oh, my gosh. 458 00:21:06,999 --> 00:21:09,935 And it's not -- I'm not feeling very good. 459 00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:15,774 ♪♪ 460 00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:20,846 ♪♪ 461 00:21:20,846 --> 00:21:23,516 It's time for me to show some love to cats, 462 00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:25,784 so I got them the best gift I could -- 463 00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:28,220 a few minutes of cat videos. 464 00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:29,722 Hmm. 465 00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:32,191 You know, perhaps they'd prefer something yummy to eat, 466 00:21:32,191 --> 00:21:34,493 but we already give out cash and T-shirts, 467 00:21:34,493 --> 00:21:37,263 so I'm not sure we can add tuna fish to the mix. 468 00:21:37,263 --> 00:21:39,965 I mean, I don't know. I'm not a logistics guy. 469 00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:42,101 Anyway, uh, cats. 470 00:21:42,101 --> 00:21:47,039 ♪♪ 471 00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:50,442 In kitty's defense, this is her first selfie. 472 00:21:50,442 --> 00:21:52,912 Woman: What're you doin'? 473 00:21:52,912 --> 00:21:54,713 Ohh! 474 00:21:54,713 --> 00:21:56,782 ♪♪ 475 00:21:56,782 --> 00:21:59,885 Let's send a -- Let's send a message here. 476 00:21:59,885 --> 00:22:03,055 By the looks of it, this might be her first time holding a cat. 477 00:22:03,055 --> 00:22:05,224 [ Cat yowling ] But it will definitely be 478 00:22:05,224 --> 00:22:07,560 her last time holding that cat. 479 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,895 ♪♪ 480 00:22:09,895 --> 00:22:12,531 [ Laughing ] 481 00:22:12,531 --> 00:22:17,102 ♪♪ 482 00:22:17,102 --> 00:22:19,738 This cat does not want to be put on a pedestal. 483 00:22:19,738 --> 00:22:22,041 So he breaks the pedestal. 484 00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:26,912 ♪♪ 485 00:22:26,912 --> 00:22:29,515 Black cats aren't actually bad luck, 486 00:22:29,515 --> 00:22:33,686 but try telling that to this fox. 487 00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:35,087 [ Fox screeches ] 488 00:22:35,087 --> 00:22:36,789 [ Laughter ] 489 00:22:36,789 --> 00:22:40,259 Woman: Mitchy, you got to go potty? 490 00:22:40,259 --> 00:22:43,162 In this case, curiosity chilled the cat. 491 00:22:43,162 --> 00:22:45,898 Oh! [ Laughs ] 492 00:22:45,898 --> 00:22:47,900 Oh, he's dumb. 493 00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:50,269 [ Laughing ] Oh, my God. 494 00:22:50,269 --> 00:22:53,272 [ Laughter ] 495 00:22:56,275 --> 00:22:59,478 I guess there are some tastes you never get used to. 496 00:22:59,478 --> 00:23:03,349 [ Woman laughing ] 497 00:23:03,349 --> 00:23:06,685 ♪♪ 498 00:23:06,685 --> 00:23:09,321 At least he can spread the seven years of bad luck 499 00:23:09,321 --> 00:23:11,323 over the span of nine lives. 500 00:23:11,323 --> 00:23:13,325 ♪♪ 501 00:23:13,325 --> 00:23:16,262 Man: Hey, hey. No. Zeke, no! 502 00:23:16,262 --> 00:23:18,364 [ Glass shatters ] 503 00:23:18,364 --> 00:23:26,872 ♪♪ 504 00:23:26,872 --> 00:23:30,175 Parenting is filled with joy and pain. 505 00:23:30,175 --> 00:23:31,577 Now, the joy part is obvious, 506 00:23:31,577 --> 00:23:33,746 but the pain part can be more complex. 507 00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:35,381 Sometimes it's the realization 508 00:23:35,381 --> 00:23:37,116 that the march of time never ceases, 509 00:23:37,116 --> 00:23:39,852 and sometimes it's a whiffle ball to the face. 510 00:23:39,852 --> 00:23:41,820 What I'm saying is, spend time with your kids 511 00:23:41,820 --> 00:23:44,924 when they're little because it goes by so fast. 512 00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:46,258 [ Crying ] 513 00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:47,993 Ribeiro: There's no problem so big 514 00:23:47,993 --> 00:23:50,663 that ice cream and cookies can't fix it. 515 00:23:50,663 --> 00:23:51,964 Woman: You want dessert? 516 00:23:51,964 --> 00:23:54,633 Yes! 517 00:23:54,633 --> 00:23:55,901 Can you stop crying? 518 00:23:55,901 --> 00:23:58,170 Yeah. 519 00:23:58,170 --> 00:23:59,138 Woman: Did you want dessert? 520 00:23:59,138 --> 00:24:00,239 Yes. 521 00:24:00,239 --> 00:24:02,274 Woman: Who is that, Elliot? 522 00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:03,876 Who's this? 523 00:24:03,876 --> 00:24:06,211 Ribeiro: Ultrasounds are not like contracts. 524 00:24:06,211 --> 00:24:07,713 That's your brother? 525 00:24:07,713 --> 00:24:09,048 Yeah. 526 00:24:09,048 --> 00:24:10,182 Do you love him already? 527 00:24:10,182 --> 00:24:11,383 Ribeiro: You can't just rip 'em up 528 00:24:11,383 --> 00:24:13,585 if you don't want the deal to go through. 529 00:24:13,585 --> 00:24:14,853 Do you love him? 530 00:24:14,853 --> 00:24:17,189 Ohh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 531 00:24:17,189 --> 00:24:20,859 Now that I've composed myself, after bawling my eyes out, 532 00:24:20,859 --> 00:24:23,729 um, I -- I'm just gonna save 533 00:24:23,729 --> 00:24:25,798 a little piece of Maddy's first haircut. 534 00:24:25,798 --> 00:24:27,733 [ Laughs ] 535 00:24:27,733 --> 00:24:29,668 [ Voice breaking ] I'm gonna cry again. Oh. 536 00:24:29,668 --> 00:24:31,370 Brooks shaved her -- 537 00:24:34,106 --> 00:24:36,008 Ribeiro: At least she's too young to remember this. 538 00:24:36,008 --> 00:24:37,343 The girl, I mean. 539 00:24:37,343 --> 00:24:39,078 Mom will never forget. 540 00:24:39,078 --> 00:24:41,347 Woman: I am just losing it. 541 00:24:41,347 --> 00:24:44,316 ♪♪ 542 00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:46,318 Ribeiro: Teaching teens to drive is hard, 543 00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:48,053 but those are the brakes. 544 00:24:48,053 --> 00:24:49,421 [ Crashing ] 545 00:24:49,421 --> 00:24:51,890 In fact, sometimes you have to actually say, 546 00:24:51,890 --> 00:24:53,392 "Those are the brakes." 547 00:24:56,061 --> 00:25:03,535 ♪♪ 548 00:25:03,535 --> 00:25:05,137 [ Laughs ] 549 00:25:05,137 --> 00:25:08,707 It's such a fine line between baseball and dodgeball. 550 00:25:08,707 --> 00:25:11,977 [ Laughing ] 551 00:25:11,977 --> 00:25:15,614 There's a... I love this! 552 00:25:15,614 --> 00:25:18,417 Oh! Emily: [ Laughs ] 553 00:25:23,689 --> 00:25:25,090 Wow! 554 00:25:25,090 --> 00:25:27,359 My Barbie Dream House! 555 00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:28,894 [ Laughs ] 556 00:25:40,239 --> 00:25:41,740 [ Laughs ] 557 00:25:41,740 --> 00:25:44,343 [ Laughing ] You ready to go put together the Barbie Dream House? 558 00:25:44,343 --> 00:25:46,044 The box is literally as big -- 559 00:25:46,044 --> 00:25:47,446 Why don't they just assemble it? 560 00:25:47,446 --> 00:25:48,781 [ Laughs ] Etta: My Barbie Dream House! 561 00:25:48,781 --> 00:25:50,849 Ribeiro: Instead of "Some assembly required," 562 00:25:50,849 --> 00:25:52,451 the box should just say, 563 00:25:52,451 --> 00:25:55,020 "Dad, your day is pretty much shot." 564 00:25:55,020 --> 00:25:56,722 You couldn't break it into more pieces... 565 00:25:56,722 --> 00:25:59,892 [ Laughs ] ...if you tried. 566 00:25:59,892 --> 00:26:01,794 Whoa! 567 00:26:01,794 --> 00:26:03,028 Thanks, doll. 568 00:26:03,028 --> 00:26:04,763 [ Laughter ] 569 00:26:04,763 --> 00:26:09,568 ♪♪ 570 00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:12,504 This next montage salutes toy vehicles. 571 00:26:12,504 --> 00:26:14,940 It proves that while a vehicle can be any size, 572 00:26:14,940 --> 00:26:17,443 from ginormous to tiny, there's a very high chance 573 00:26:17,443 --> 00:26:19,978 you'll end up right on your heinie. 574 00:26:19,978 --> 00:26:29,822 ♪♪ 575 00:26:29,822 --> 00:26:32,925 ♪♪ 576 00:26:32,925 --> 00:26:40,966 ♪♪ 577 00:26:40,966 --> 00:26:42,301 Ohh! 578 00:26:42,301 --> 00:26:47,573 ♪♪ 579 00:26:47,573 --> 00:26:49,475 [ Indistinct shouting ] 580 00:26:49,475 --> 00:26:57,850 ♪♪ 581 00:26:57,850 --> 00:27:06,558 ♪♪ 582 00:27:06,558 --> 00:27:08,460 Ahh! 583 00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:10,462 [ Laughter ] 584 00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:15,901 ♪♪ 585 00:27:15,901 --> 00:27:17,903 Woman: Whoo! 586 00:27:17,903 --> 00:27:22,508 ♪♪ 587 00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:27,246 Scuh-betti. 588 00:27:27,246 --> 00:27:28,947 No. No. No! 589 00:27:28,947 --> 00:27:30,849 Spetti. No! 590 00:27:30,849 --> 00:27:33,385 No! Spetti. 591 00:27:33,385 --> 00:27:35,254 No. Scuh-betti. 592 00:27:35,254 --> 00:27:36,755 No. 593 00:27:36,755 --> 00:27:39,458 Scuh...betti. 594 00:27:39,458 --> 00:27:41,927 No! No! 595 00:27:41,927 --> 00:27:44,129 No! No! 596 00:27:44,129 --> 00:27:46,899 Ask Your Kid how to pronounce a difficult word 597 00:27:46,899 --> 00:27:49,768 and upload it to AFV.com. 598 00:27:51,970 --> 00:27:58,010 ♪♪ 599 00:27:58,010 --> 00:27:59,745 Boo! Ahh! 600 00:27:59,745 --> 00:28:04,349 Both: Hey, Alfonso, can we see videos of people getting scared? 601 00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:06,084 Okay, Carly and Morgan. 602 00:28:06,084 --> 00:28:08,020 You want videos of people getting scared? 603 00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:10,789 Well, I'm afraid I can't do that. 604 00:28:10,789 --> 00:28:12,224 Just kidding. [ Chuckles ] 605 00:28:12,224 --> 00:28:14,393 Did I scare ya? 606 00:28:14,393 --> 00:28:17,329 If this is how she treats her favorite aunt, 607 00:28:17,329 --> 00:28:19,231 I'd hate to see how she treats the aunt 608 00:28:19,231 --> 00:28:21,900 she's still on the fence about. 609 00:28:21,900 --> 00:28:23,101 Ah! [ Woman screams ] 610 00:28:23,101 --> 00:28:25,804 Karen! What are you doing?! 611 00:28:25,804 --> 00:28:28,640 Oh, my God! 612 00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:31,410 Ribeiro: It's dark, but not too dark 613 00:28:31,410 --> 00:28:33,212 to see the special someone there to greet you. 614 00:28:33,212 --> 00:28:35,681 Hey -- Ohh! 615 00:28:35,681 --> 00:28:40,018 ♪♪ 616 00:28:40,018 --> 00:28:41,820 Oh, God. 617 00:28:41,820 --> 00:28:45,357 ♪♪ 618 00:28:45,357 --> 00:28:46,258 Man: Did it scare you? 619 00:28:46,258 --> 00:28:47,793 God, yes! 620 00:28:47,793 --> 00:28:50,095 [ Laughter ] 621 00:28:50,095 --> 00:28:54,132 ♪♪ 622 00:28:54,132 --> 00:28:55,834 All you parents with little kids, 623 00:28:55,834 --> 00:28:57,836 this is what you have to look forward to 624 00:28:57,836 --> 00:28:59,905 when they become teenagers. 625 00:28:59,905 --> 00:29:04,009 ♪♪ 626 00:29:04,009 --> 00:29:07,045 [ Shouts indistinctly ] 627 00:29:07,045 --> 00:29:09,748 [ Laughing ] 628 00:29:09,748 --> 00:29:14,987 ♪♪ 629 00:29:14,987 --> 00:29:17,756 Ribeiro: I don't know what parenting book she's reading, 630 00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:20,392 but I think she should try a different one. 631 00:29:20,392 --> 00:29:22,961 [ Screams ] It's Mommy! It's Mommy! 632 00:29:22,961 --> 00:29:24,830 It's Mommy! 633 00:29:24,830 --> 00:29:27,599 Okay, so, there's my mom. 634 00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:28,900 Hi. 635 00:29:28,900 --> 00:29:30,969 My middle son, he's 19. 636 00:29:30,969 --> 00:29:34,072 He went to watch "Insidious 3: The Red Door." 637 00:29:34,072 --> 00:29:36,675 He called and said leave every light in the house on, 638 00:29:36,675 --> 00:29:37,709 he was on his way home. 639 00:29:37,709 --> 00:29:38,810 [ Chuckles ] 640 00:29:38,810 --> 00:29:41,079 So we're waiting for him to get home, 641 00:29:41,079 --> 00:29:42,981 and we're going to scare the...out of him. 642 00:29:42,981 --> 00:29:44,683 We'll be back. 643 00:29:44,683 --> 00:29:46,218 ♪♪ 644 00:29:46,218 --> 00:29:48,787 Woman: [ Screams ] Oh! 645 00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:51,223 Ribeiro: It's back to G-rated movies for Ryan. 646 00:29:51,223 --> 00:29:53,992 [ Applause ] 647 00:29:53,992 --> 00:29:57,262 This next bit is about gentlemen who speak Spanish. 648 00:29:57,262 --> 00:29:59,698 It's called "Señors." 649 00:29:59,698 --> 00:30:01,199 No? 650 00:30:01,199 --> 00:30:05,170 Ah. I'm -- I'm being told it's about seniors, not señors. 651 00:30:05,170 --> 00:30:06,805 [ Chuckles ] 652 00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:08,206 I'm -- I'm also being told 653 00:30:08,206 --> 00:30:11,143 that I should stop skipping rehearsal. 654 00:30:11,143 --> 00:30:13,879 Note taken. 655 00:30:13,879 --> 00:30:17,783 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. 656 00:30:17,783 --> 00:30:20,252 Oh, okay, all right. That's enough. 657 00:30:20,252 --> 00:30:22,587 That's enough. Man: Pull it away from him. 658 00:30:22,587 --> 00:30:25,857 [ Laughter ] 659 00:30:25,857 --> 00:30:28,193 Ribeiro: They took grandma to the drive-thru safari 660 00:30:28,193 --> 00:30:30,295 so she could have a special day. 661 00:30:30,295 --> 00:30:32,164 And did she ever. 662 00:30:32,164 --> 00:30:34,566 [ Laughs ] I just wet my -- 663 00:30:34,566 --> 00:30:36,234 I just wet my pants. 664 00:30:36,234 --> 00:30:38,336 [ Laughter ] 665 00:30:38,336 --> 00:30:39,237 Okay, stop. 666 00:30:39,237 --> 00:30:40,806 Oh, no, no, no, no. 667 00:30:40,806 --> 00:30:42,607 Go away. 668 00:30:42,607 --> 00:30:45,477 Okay. 669 00:30:45,477 --> 00:30:47,045 You locked everything up? 670 00:30:47,045 --> 00:30:48,780 Yeah. I was gonna lock it up. 671 00:30:48,780 --> 00:30:52,284 I just hope my lights don't flash at you. 672 00:30:52,284 --> 00:30:55,354 Oh. [ Chuckles ] 673 00:30:55,354 --> 00:30:58,590 Ribeiro: Don't those things have parking brakes? 674 00:30:58,590 --> 00:31:01,326 'Cause Shirley doesn't. 675 00:31:01,326 --> 00:31:02,994 Ah! 676 00:31:02,994 --> 00:31:07,265 ♪♪ 677 00:31:07,265 --> 00:31:10,335 [ Drill whirring ] 678 00:31:10,335 --> 00:31:14,473 ♪♪ 679 00:31:14,473 --> 00:31:17,743 This robot has the best sound effects since R2-D2. 680 00:31:17,743 --> 00:31:19,711 [ Whirring continues ] 681 00:31:19,711 --> 00:31:23,081 [ Laughter ] 682 00:31:23,081 --> 00:31:26,351 Yeah, Grandpa's got some moves. 683 00:31:26,351 --> 00:31:28,787 Maybe he should join the drill team. 684 00:31:28,787 --> 00:31:30,922 [ Laughter ] 685 00:31:30,922 --> 00:31:32,858 Dive on. Man: That's what I would do. 686 00:31:32,858 --> 00:31:34,192 That's what I would... 687 00:31:34,192 --> 00:31:36,261 Ribeiro: She's more of a "dip her toe in the water" 688 00:31:36,261 --> 00:31:38,930 than a "dive onto a raft" kinda lady. 689 00:31:38,930 --> 00:31:43,935 [ Laughter ] 690 00:31:43,935 --> 00:31:45,904 Oh, boy. 691 00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:47,606 Woman: What is on your head? 692 00:31:47,606 --> 00:31:48,507 Huh? 693 00:31:48,507 --> 00:31:51,309 Do you know what that is? 694 00:31:51,309 --> 00:31:53,812 Uh...yeah. 695 00:31:53,812 --> 00:31:55,046 What? Cap. 696 00:31:55,046 --> 00:31:56,581 No. Yeah. 697 00:31:56,581 --> 00:31:58,817 It goes in a bra. 698 00:31:58,817 --> 00:32:01,052 Ribeiro: No wonder he's acting like a complete boob. 699 00:32:01,052 --> 00:32:02,754 It fits your head. 700 00:32:02,754 --> 00:32:04,990 [ Laughter ] 701 00:32:04,990 --> 00:32:07,192 You dork. 702 00:32:07,192 --> 00:32:09,060 Man: My mother comes, visits me, 703 00:32:09,060 --> 00:32:11,963 and she matches my neighbor's dog. 704 00:32:11,963 --> 00:32:14,766 All right? It's a crazy world over here. 705 00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:16,735 There's the dog owner. 706 00:32:16,735 --> 00:32:20,305 It's okay to dress like a dog if the dog is this stylish. 707 00:32:20,305 --> 00:32:21,473 All right? 708 00:32:21,473 --> 00:32:23,608 That's what's going on in this nut house. 709 00:32:23,608 --> 00:32:25,644 ♪♪ 710 00:32:25,644 --> 00:32:26,978 Her swing's not bad, 711 00:32:26,978 --> 00:32:29,381 but her celebration needs work. 712 00:32:29,381 --> 00:32:31,316 Whee! 713 00:32:31,316 --> 00:32:33,285 Ohh! 714 00:32:33,285 --> 00:32:35,854 ♪♪ 715 00:32:35,854 --> 00:32:38,757 The bottom line is commitment., 716 00:32:38,757 --> 00:32:40,325 and I think we've committed... 717 00:32:40,325 --> 00:32:43,061 He's not the only one tooting his own horn. 718 00:32:43,061 --> 00:32:44,529 You can see -- [ Farts ] 719 00:32:44,529 --> 00:32:47,332 Man: Oh! What the... 720 00:32:47,332 --> 00:32:51,670 ♪♪ 721 00:32:51,670 --> 00:32:53,238 Ribeiro: You know what the world needs now? 722 00:32:53,238 --> 00:32:56,374 A girl who can't wait to show you her new guitar. 723 00:32:56,374 --> 00:32:59,511 ♪♪ 724 00:33:09,688 --> 00:33:11,790 I hope you've enjoyed 725 00:33:11,790 --> 00:33:14,926 a girl who can't wait to show you her new guitar. 726 00:33:14,926 --> 00:33:19,464 ♪♪ 727 00:33:19,464 --> 00:33:21,900 There are a lot of groundbreaking shows 728 00:33:21,900 --> 00:33:23,635 on TV today but guess what. 729 00:33:23,635 --> 00:33:25,003 I don't want to break ground 730 00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:26,705 'cause I like my ground unbroken. 731 00:33:26,705 --> 00:33:28,406 It's easier to walk on. 732 00:33:28,406 --> 00:33:30,742 So here are some videos that don't push the envelope 733 00:33:30,742 --> 00:33:32,711 because the envelope is just fine where it is, 734 00:33:32,711 --> 00:33:34,479 thank you very much. 735 00:33:34,479 --> 00:33:36,815 I'm not gonna say, "Have a nice trip." 736 00:33:36,815 --> 00:33:38,850 I'm not gonna say, "Have a nice trip." 737 00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:41,253 I'm not gonna say, "Have a nice trip." 738 00:33:41,253 --> 00:33:43,288 ♪♪ 739 00:33:43,288 --> 00:33:46,057 [ Laughter ] 740 00:33:46,057 --> 00:33:53,298 ♪♪ 741 00:33:53,298 --> 00:33:55,700 Some dogs just can't catch a break. 742 00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:57,869 [ Laughter ] 743 00:33:57,869 --> 00:33:59,971 ♪♪ 744 00:33:59,971 --> 00:34:03,108 So, I was looking at my air purifier 'cause I was -- 745 00:34:03,108 --> 00:34:06,144 I just finished changing out the filter in my water, 746 00:34:06,144 --> 00:34:07,579 and I was like, "I wonder when 747 00:34:07,579 --> 00:34:11,516 my air purifier needs to, like, have a new filter." 748 00:34:11,516 --> 00:34:13,718 So I read this, and I was like, 749 00:34:13,718 --> 00:34:15,420 "Huh, I wonder if I ever did that. 750 00:34:15,420 --> 00:34:16,521 I mean, I probably did." 751 00:34:16,521 --> 00:34:18,023 So I was like, "Let me go look." 752 00:34:18,023 --> 00:34:21,259 So... 753 00:34:21,259 --> 00:34:23,662 It's been in the bag the whole year. 754 00:34:23,662 --> 00:34:26,398 It hasn't done anything. 755 00:34:26,398 --> 00:34:28,934 Maybe this is why I've been sick so much. 756 00:34:28,934 --> 00:34:31,870 It hasn't done anything -- the whole year. 757 00:34:31,870 --> 00:34:34,339 Woman: We don't need to be scared of squirrels, y'all. 758 00:34:34,339 --> 00:34:36,341 [ Laughs ] 759 00:34:36,341 --> 00:34:38,777 ♪♪ 760 00:34:38,777 --> 00:34:40,679 Can you get out? 761 00:34:40,679 --> 00:34:42,514 Ribeiro: I knew squirrels could be jerks, 762 00:34:42,514 --> 00:34:45,550 but I didn't think they'd ignore you if you said "please." 763 00:34:45,550 --> 00:34:48,486 Please, don't go at my feet. [ Laughs ] 764 00:34:48,486 --> 00:34:50,722 [ Screaming ] 765 00:34:50,722 --> 00:34:56,194 ♪♪ 766 00:34:56,194 --> 00:34:57,362 Lucky her. 767 00:34:57,362 --> 00:34:58,730 She slips on the exact item 768 00:34:58,730 --> 00:35:02,267 she's gonna need in just a minute. 769 00:35:02,267 --> 00:35:04,336 [ Laughter ] 770 00:35:04,336 --> 00:35:06,972 ♪♪ 771 00:35:06,972 --> 00:35:09,541 All right, so, I got a good joke. 772 00:35:09,541 --> 00:35:11,042 Okay, it's not that good. It's probably a real -- 773 00:35:11,042 --> 00:35:13,511 It's probably, like, an old one but, all right, here we go. 774 00:35:13,511 --> 00:35:15,513 So, a horse walks into a bar. 775 00:35:15,513 --> 00:35:17,115 The bartender says, 776 00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:20,018 "Why the long face?" 777 00:35:20,018 --> 00:35:21,586 [ Imitates neighing ] 778 00:35:21,586 --> 00:35:25,991 ♪♪ 779 00:35:25,991 --> 00:35:28,093 Are you a wannabe influencer 780 00:35:28,093 --> 00:35:31,096 whose best-laid plans didn't result in more fans? 781 00:35:31,096 --> 00:35:33,798 Does your product placement belong in the basement? 782 00:35:33,798 --> 00:35:36,134 Well, you're in luck, because influencer flubs 783 00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:37,836 are tonight's "Assignment America." 784 00:35:37,836 --> 00:35:39,270 So if you're an influencer 785 00:35:39,270 --> 00:35:41,373 whose career is going down the you-tubes, 786 00:35:41,373 --> 00:35:44,809 maybe I can influence you to send your outtakes to us. 787 00:35:44,809 --> 00:35:46,544 Jess, tell 'em what to do. 788 00:35:46,544 --> 00:35:49,314 If you want views, we've got the thing for you. 789 00:35:49,314 --> 00:35:50,849 Not only could your Internet flub 790 00:35:50,849 --> 00:35:52,217 land you in the "AFV" club, 791 00:35:52,217 --> 00:35:53,785 but sending us your snafu 792 00:35:53,785 --> 00:35:55,820 might earn you something way more valuable than likes, 793 00:35:55,820 --> 00:35:57,756 like 20 or even 100 grand. 794 00:35:57,756 --> 00:36:00,725 Just forward your social media mishap to AFV.com. 795 00:36:00,725 --> 00:36:03,194 For full contest rules, log on to AFV.com. 796 00:36:03,194 --> 00:36:06,264 Be a trooper and send us your influencer blooper. 797 00:36:09,601 --> 00:36:13,104 ♪♪ 798 00:36:13,104 --> 00:36:15,707 We've seen funny stuff of y'all doing your thing. 799 00:36:15,707 --> 00:36:17,809 Now get ready to hear some ka-ching. 800 00:36:17,809 --> 00:36:19,177 Let's meet our finalists. 801 00:36:19,177 --> 00:36:21,279 First up, you gotta nice bounce house, 802 00:36:21,279 --> 00:36:22,447 it's fun to play in, 803 00:36:22,447 --> 00:36:24,382 until dad gets his fart spray 804 00:36:24,382 --> 00:36:26,117 and gets down to sprayin'. 805 00:36:26,117 --> 00:36:27,652 It's "Stinky Bubble Trouble," 806 00:36:27,652 --> 00:36:30,455 sent in by Sam Waters from Monroe, Georgia. 807 00:36:30,455 --> 00:36:31,823 [ Applause ] 808 00:36:31,823 --> 00:36:33,558 Here's how to make your family mad at you 809 00:36:33,558 --> 00:36:35,694 when they're inside of a bubble dome. 810 00:36:41,466 --> 00:36:44,069 Sam: One little push. 811 00:36:44,069 --> 00:36:45,704 Let's see how long it takes. 812 00:36:45,704 --> 00:36:48,006 Oh, goodness. 813 00:36:48,006 --> 00:36:48,840 What happened? 814 00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:50,308 Really? 815 00:36:50,308 --> 00:36:53,378 Joining us are Sam, Morgan, and Cora. 816 00:36:53,378 --> 00:36:55,814 Now, Sam, how did you get the idea 817 00:36:55,814 --> 00:36:58,650 to play this practical joke on your family? 818 00:36:58,650 --> 00:37:01,052 Uh, it kinda came at random. 819 00:37:01,052 --> 00:37:03,755 I like to pull some pranks every now and then. 820 00:37:03,755 --> 00:37:06,558 And I kinda actually had this one in my back pocket. 821 00:37:06,558 --> 00:37:09,928 Okay. Yeah, I bet you did have it in your back pocket. 822 00:37:09,928 --> 00:37:12,664 And, Morgan, when you first got a whiff, 823 00:37:12,664 --> 00:37:14,566 you looked right to Sam. 824 00:37:14,566 --> 00:37:17,769 What made you think he had something to do with it? 825 00:37:17,769 --> 00:37:19,738 He's always doing something to us. 826 00:37:19,738 --> 00:37:22,474 I did -- I thought he did something when he -- 827 00:37:22,474 --> 00:37:24,142 when I smelled something bad. 828 00:37:24,142 --> 00:37:25,744 [ Laughter ] 829 00:37:25,744 --> 00:37:27,078 Well, it looked great, 830 00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:29,614 so good luck, and thank you, all right? 831 00:37:29,614 --> 00:37:31,583 Thank you. All right. All right. 832 00:37:31,583 --> 00:37:32,817 [ Applause ] 833 00:37:32,817 --> 00:37:35,720 Next up, a new dollhouse has a girl saying "Yay," 834 00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:39,224 but Dad fears putting it together will take him all day. 835 00:37:39,224 --> 00:37:41,392 It's "Too Tired for Assembly Required," 836 00:37:41,392 --> 00:37:44,762 sent in by Emily Donaldson from Uniontown, Pennsylvania. 837 00:37:44,762 --> 00:37:45,797 [ Applause ] 838 00:37:45,797 --> 00:37:48,700 Oh! Emily: [ Laughs ] 839 00:37:53,738 --> 00:37:55,273 Wow! 840 00:37:55,273 --> 00:37:57,509 My Barbie Dream House! 841 00:37:57,509 --> 00:37:59,010 [ Laughs ] 842 00:37:59,010 --> 00:38:01,946 [ Laughing ] You ready to go put together the Barbie Dream House? 843 00:38:01,946 --> 00:38:03,348 The box is literally as big -- 844 00:38:03,348 --> 00:38:04,782 Why don't they just assemble it? 845 00:38:04,782 --> 00:38:07,452 [ Laughs ] Etta: My Barbie Dream House! 846 00:38:07,452 --> 00:38:11,189 Joining us are Emily, Jason, Etta, and Jake. 847 00:38:11,189 --> 00:38:14,092 Okay, Jason, we saw the fear in your face 848 00:38:14,092 --> 00:38:16,394 when you realized you were gonna have to put together 849 00:38:16,394 --> 00:38:17,829 all those pieces. 850 00:38:17,829 --> 00:38:20,398 How long did it end up taking you? 851 00:38:20,398 --> 00:38:23,735 You know, I-I had some help, right here beside me. 852 00:38:23,735 --> 00:38:25,036 [ Laughs ] 853 00:38:25,036 --> 00:38:28,106 It wasn't -- It wasn't as bad as what I thought. 854 00:38:28,106 --> 00:38:29,707 Well, I got to tell you, 855 00:38:29,707 --> 00:38:31,676 I got the same one for my kid, 856 00:38:31,676 --> 00:38:34,045 and it took me all day, brother. 857 00:38:34,045 --> 00:38:35,780 I had no help. 858 00:38:35,780 --> 00:38:37,448 All right, good luck, guys. 859 00:38:37,448 --> 00:38:38,850 [ Applause ] 860 00:38:38,850 --> 00:38:40,885 And finally, air filters are great, 861 00:38:40,885 --> 00:38:42,887 except for one tiny snag -- 862 00:38:42,887 --> 00:38:46,024 to get them to work, you have to take off the bag. 863 00:38:46,024 --> 00:38:48,593 It's "Fantastic if You'd Removed the Plastic," 864 00:38:48,593 --> 00:38:53,031 sent in by Kristi Detwiler from Savannah, Georgia. 865 00:38:53,031 --> 00:38:56,267 I just finished changing out the filter in my water, 866 00:38:56,267 --> 00:38:57,702 and I was like, "I wonder when 867 00:38:57,702 --> 00:39:01,739 my air purifier needs to, like, have a new filter." 868 00:39:01,739 --> 00:39:03,741 So I read this, and I was like, 869 00:39:03,741 --> 00:39:05,343 "Huh, I wonder if I ever did that. 870 00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:06,344 I mean, I probably did." 871 00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:07,879 So I was like, "Let me go look." 872 00:39:07,879 --> 00:39:11,449 So... 873 00:39:11,449 --> 00:39:13,518 It's been in the bag the whole year. 874 00:39:13,518 --> 00:39:16,354 Joining us are Kristi and Neely. 875 00:39:16,354 --> 00:39:18,423 Now Neely, the video is very funny, 876 00:39:18,423 --> 00:39:21,626 but tell us why you were recording in the first place. 877 00:39:21,626 --> 00:39:26,431 So, I send my parents a video every night in college 878 00:39:26,431 --> 00:39:27,899 kind of just to tell them about my day 879 00:39:27,899 --> 00:39:29,767 if I can't catch up with them during the day. 880 00:39:29,767 --> 00:39:32,170 And so it happened to be like 2:00 a.m. 881 00:39:32,170 --> 00:39:33,805 I had just gotten out of the shower, 882 00:39:33,805 --> 00:39:36,241 and I started cleaning my room and realized, 883 00:39:36,241 --> 00:39:39,444 so I just started filming to show them what I had done. 884 00:39:39,444 --> 00:39:40,812 [ Laughs ] 885 00:39:40,812 --> 00:39:42,614 Well, you did something really funny, okay? 886 00:39:42,614 --> 00:39:45,450 So, we're glad you didn't get fresh air. 887 00:39:45,450 --> 00:39:47,518 We got a pretty fresh video, didn't we? 888 00:39:47,518 --> 00:39:49,487 Yes, sir. All right. 889 00:39:49,487 --> 00:39:50,388 Well, good luck y'all. 890 00:39:50,388 --> 00:39:51,389 Thank you. Thank you. 891 00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:52,624 All right, all right. 892 00:39:52,624 --> 00:39:54,259 We're gonna find out who takes home the cash 893 00:39:54,259 --> 00:39:55,460 in just a minute, but first, 894 00:39:55,460 --> 00:39:56,995 let's take a look at some of the clips 895 00:39:56,995 --> 00:40:00,632 that didn't make our top three in tonight's Honorable Mention. 896 00:40:00,632 --> 00:40:07,171 ♪♪ 897 00:40:07,171 --> 00:40:08,606 [ Crash! ] 898 00:40:08,606 --> 00:40:10,842 [ Boing! ] 899 00:40:10,842 --> 00:40:14,979 ♪♪ 900 00:40:14,979 --> 00:40:16,080 [ Bwomp! ] 901 00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:18,082 [ Whistle! ] 902 00:40:18,082 --> 00:40:24,122 ♪♪ 903 00:40:24,122 --> 00:40:27,058 [ Doink! ] 904 00:40:27,058 --> 00:40:29,594 [ Zip! Crash! ] 905 00:40:29,594 --> 00:40:31,429 [ Zip! ] 906 00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:33,364 [ Slide! ] 907 00:40:33,364 --> 00:40:35,566 [ Applause ] 908 00:40:35,566 --> 00:40:38,169 ♪♪ 909 00:40:38,169 --> 00:40:40,571 Okay, it's time to hand out tonight's prizes. 910 00:40:40,571 --> 00:40:42,940 $20,000 for first, $6,000 for second, 911 00:40:42,940 --> 00:40:44,175 and $4,000 for third. 912 00:40:44,175 --> 00:40:45,276 Here we go. 913 00:40:45,276 --> 00:40:48,680 Our third-place $4,000 winner is... 914 00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:50,815 "Fantastic if You'd Removed the Plastic," 915 00:40:50,815 --> 00:40:54,285 sent in by Kristi Detwiler from Savannah, Georgia. 916 00:40:54,285 --> 00:40:56,554 [ Cheers and applause ] Thank you! 917 00:40:56,554 --> 00:40:58,990 And the winner of the $20,000 918 00:40:58,990 --> 00:41:02,093 and tonight's funniest home video is... 919 00:41:02,093 --> 00:41:04,162 "Too Tired for Assembly Required," 920 00:41:04,162 --> 00:41:06,998 sent in by Emily Donaldson from Uniontown, Pennsylvania. 921 00:41:06,998 --> 00:41:09,767 We've got Jason, Etta, Emily, and Jake! 922 00:41:09,767 --> 00:41:11,936 Yes! Oh, my gosh. 923 00:41:11,936 --> 00:41:13,972 Now, congratulations! 924 00:41:13,972 --> 00:41:18,609 Emily, what made you decide to send the video in? 925 00:41:18,609 --> 00:41:21,612 Well, there were very different reactions 926 00:41:21,612 --> 00:41:23,781 to, uh, the enthusiasm 927 00:41:23,781 --> 00:41:25,583 of -- of the -- of the doll house. 928 00:41:25,583 --> 00:41:27,285 So I pulled my camera out 929 00:41:27,285 --> 00:41:28,686 'cause I figured it was gonna get good. 930 00:41:28,686 --> 00:41:30,221 Oh, it got good, all right. 931 00:41:30,221 --> 00:41:32,590 Now, Dad, that dollhouse was a lot of pieces, 932 00:41:32,590 --> 00:41:36,294 but today you just get one big check for 20 grand, 933 00:41:36,294 --> 00:41:38,129 no assembly required. 934 00:41:38,129 --> 00:41:40,031 That's cool, right? [ Cheers and applause ] 935 00:41:40,031 --> 00:41:41,199 Thank you. 936 00:41:41,199 --> 00:41:43,134 Yes, it is. Well, congratulations. 937 00:41:43,134 --> 00:41:46,771 You got $20,000 and a shot at $100,000. 938 00:41:46,771 --> 00:41:48,339 Congratulations! 939 00:41:48,339 --> 00:41:49,874 Thank you so much! Thank you. 940 00:41:49,874 --> 00:41:51,909 Thank you! 941 00:41:51,909 --> 00:41:54,212 Well, it's time to say good night. 942 00:41:54,212 --> 00:41:56,381 If you're unhappy with that decision 943 00:41:56,381 --> 00:41:58,349 and would like to appeal, good luck. 944 00:41:58,349 --> 00:42:01,753 It'll take years to work its way through the courts. 945 00:42:01,753 --> 00:42:03,221 We'll see you next time, and don't forget -- 946 00:42:03,221 --> 00:42:05,156 if you upload a video and it airs on the show, 947 00:42:05,156 --> 00:42:06,691 we'll send you an "AFV" T-shirt. 948 00:42:06,691 --> 00:42:08,059 So, good night, everybody and remember -- 949 00:42:08,059 --> 00:42:10,395 send your video to me, you might win twenty G's. 950 00:42:10,395 --> 00:42:12,249 Good night, y'all! 951 00:42:12,249 --> 00:42:14,952 -- Captions by VITAC -- 952 00:42:14,952 --> 00:42:19,187 ♪♪ 953 00:42:19,187 --> 00:42:20,906 ♪♪ 954 00:42:20,906 --> 00:42:21,739 ♪♪ 955 00:42:21,739 --> 00:42:27,499 ♪♪ 956 00:42:27,499 --> 00:42:54,503 ♪♪