Ribeiro: "AFV's" on.
Spoiler alert: it looks like this.
♪♪
Aah!
[ Dog barks ]
♪♪
[ Shouts ]
Woman: Owen, what are you doing?
♪♪
Welcome to "America's Funniest Home Videos."
And now, here he is, the host of our show...
Alfonso Ribeiro!
Let's do it!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Come on, now! Love it, love it. Thank you, thank you.
Thank you.
Hello and welcome to the beginning of the show.
We plan on getting off to a good start,
but then we also plan on staying good
without the annoying lull in the middle that other shows have.
And then after that great middle,
we're gonna stick the landing with an amazing ending.
So, what are we waiting for?
Let's begin the beginning and get better from there!
Man: Why are y'all walking --
Why are y'all walking in your flippers?
I don't know!
Tryin' to do some scuba diving,
and these...try to walk a hundred yards in flippers.
Ribeiro: You know, you could wait
'til you're closer to the water to put the flippers on.
Man: At least snorkeling. 'Cause look. Brandy --
[ Laughs ] I got it! I got it!
[ Screams ]
Woman: What?
Ribeiro: It's the eye of the tiger.
It's the thrill of the fright.
Huh? [ Laughs ]
Here's a celebration of excess carbonation.
♪♪
I think she secretly wanted an excuse
to buy new Easter decorations.
Woman: Oh!
♪♪
Ribeiro: We're lucky enough to witness
the crime and the cover-up.
♪♪
Woman: What are you doing?!
[ Crying ]
Woman: For what?
Woman: Are you feeling pretty bad about it now?
Ribeiro: Something tells me he's just gonna have to
shovel that snow again.
And I'm not kidding you.
♪♪
Man: You have got to be kidding me!
♪♪
I'm not saying dogs have a better life than most people,
but I'd sure like someone to rub my belly,
give me a treat, and drive me to the Alfonso park.
You know, maybe they would
if I made a "sad puppy dog" face.
Release the hounds!
[ Toy squeaks, dog barks ]
It's time to go to the Dog Park.
♪♪
Woman: You just chillin'? Yeah?
You didn't steal anybody's sandwich?
♪♪
[ Laughs ] Oh, okay.
You did steal my sandwich!
You got the whole sandwich in there?
You got the whole sandwich in there, Penny.
♪♪
Ribeiro: This is a textbook example of
"too much of a good thing."
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
Woman: Look at that tail, Michael.
Ribeiro: Some dogs fetch sticks.
Others fetch the whole tree.
♪♪
At least someone's trying to enforce
the "no diving or jumping" rule.
[ Woman screams ]
[ Laughter ]
[ Squeak ]
[ Squeak, squeak ]
Ribeiro: Did they get this on the "Pavlov's Dog Toy" website?
[ Squeak ]
♪♪
Of all the ways to wake up,
this has to be just about the worst.
[ Laughter ]
Woman: Let's see if she'll do it again.
Oh, yeah. There she is.
Ribeiro: Who needs a doggy door
when you've got a kitchen window?
Woman: I'm thinkin' it's not her first rodeo.
Willow, I don't think you're supposed to be doin' that.
Yeah. Say hi to Mom.
Woman: You should pick the orange up.
Ribeiro: He loves pizza, but he absolutely hates oranges.
[ Woman laughs ]
Ribeiro: What's this guy got against Vitamin C?
[ Woman laughs ]
Woman: He's trying to cover it up!
[ Laughs ]
[ Vacuum whirring ]
Woman: To your room.
Go to your room.
[ Dog barking ]
To your room! Go to your room!
Chloe, go to your room and shut the door!
Shut the door!
Ribeiro: I think this is Chloe's way
to get out of helpin' with the housework.
Woman: Shut it. Thank you.
♪♪
This next montage is about playgrounds,
and our producers went to great pains to put it together.
Just like the great pains the people in the videos experience
after falling off all those monkey bars and see-saws.
Hey-yo!
[ Classical music plays ]
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
Woman: Oh!
♪♪
Ow!
♪♪
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
[ Grunts ]
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
Upload your funny video to AFV.com.
♪♪
Group: Hey Alfonso!
All: Hey, Alfonso, we want more bonehead videos!
[ Laughs ]
Ha ha! Okay, Johnny, Teddy, and Charlie.
You want more boneheads?
Well, let me fill your video cup
with lots of knuckleheads messing up.
Listen. Keep this foot there...
She either needs a taller ladder
or a more helpful friend.
Good! We got three more inches!
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
How will he know if there's bees in that bush
unless he whacks it with a shoe?
Ow!
♪♪
Woman: Good morning, Mr. Alligator.
♪♪
[ Woman screams ]
♪♪
Ribeiro: Sometimes two things fall down at once.
♪♪
[ Pop ]
[ Laughter ]
-Definitely dramatic. -Definitely dramatic.
Ribeiro: I hope the homemade-champagne fad
fizzles out faster than the homemade
sourdough-bread fad.
[ Laughter ]
There's nothing left to drink!
Ribeiro: If one roach causes this much havoc,
I'd hate to see what happens if he finds the nest.
Woman: 'Cause that man will slow him down.
[ Man screams ] [ Woman screams ]
♪♪
Ribeiro: Look on the bright side.
At least you won't have to clean the pool anymore.
♪♪
She's gone through a bit of a growth spurt
since the last time she did this.
Ow! Ohh!
This is why dirt-bike riding
is traditionally an outdoor sport.
♪♪
With a defensive line like this,
that credenza doesn't stand a chance.
♪♪
You get what you pay for, especially if you buy a product
that doesn't really exist from a commercial that's totally fake.
Ha! Check this out. For real.
Do you need a deck that won't cost a lot?
Get your cheap butt down here and see what we've got!
Yes, come on down to "Dave's Decks 4 Less" --
the nation's number-one seller
of ridiculously affordable decks!
At "Dave's Decks 4 Less," you won't find any of those fancy,
high-priced decks the other guys sell!
What's the point? You might as well
light your wallet on fire and throw it in the ocean!
Yes, we've got big decks, small decks, tall decks,
short decks, wide decks, and narrow decks!
Basically, if it's less than fifty bucks
and you can walk on it, we sell it!
You're looking at actual footage of real-life
"Dave's Decks 4 Less" customers who took a chance
and said "What the heck?!
I'll risk my neck and write a check for a really cheap deck!"
Not only do we sell decks,
but we have a whole team of installers
who might not be great at installing decks
but who will usually show up on the day of the appointment.
Or the day after.
We'll also deliver the materials right to your house
and make the whole process even easier!
"Dave's Decks 4 Less"
has five great locations to serve you,
all owned and operated by people
who wanted to operate better franchises but were turned down!
So, if you're not a stickler for wood that's good
or your railing not failing,
then do yourself a favor and pay us a visit!
Yes, come on down to "Dave's Decks 4 Less" today!
Will it last very long? Who are you trying to impress?
Just come buy a deck at "Dave's Decks 4 Less"!
♪♪
If you steal blue paint,
could you be caught "red-handed," hm?
If you rob a theater during intermission,
could you be caught "in the act"?
[ Chuckles ] All of these questions, and less,
will be answered right now
on something we call "Busted."
Mommy, can I watch TV?
Woman: No, you stayed home from school today.
No TV.
But why?!
'Cause you stayed home from school. You're sick.
What does that mean?!
Right. So that's why there's no TV, Kae.
What? Why? Why? How?
Because you lied, so you didn't have to go to school.
So there's no TV.
No, lying is not accepted in this house.
That's new information for you?
[ Whines ]
Ribeiro: This trick only works
if you have a pet that likes broccoli.
♪♪
That's not his toy pony,
so he'll make sure not to act suspicious.
[ Thud ]
♪♪
Girl: Owen!
[ Woman laughing ]
Mommy, can you get Owen out?
[ Woman laughing ]
Mom, please get Owen out.
Man: Jack. What?
Have you seen my chicken nuggets?
No!
Are you sure?
Woman: What'd you do?
I just...
I'm gonna go brush my hair.
No. Come here. Where did you wash your hair?
In the toilet?
You washed your hair in the toilet?
Are you sure?
No. Ryleigh?
Yeah. I did. I'm lying.
Please tell me the truth.
Fine.
Where did you wash your hair?
In the toilet.
Oh, God.
Ribeiro: Something tells me this chipmunk
knows he shouldn't be in the bird feeder.
Woman: What are you doing? Huh?!
Ribeiro: Chipmunks can store a lot in their cheeks.
A lot of stolen goods, that is.
♪♪
Woman: You better spit it out.
♪♪
Ribeiro: I'm sure he just reads it for the articles.
Woman: Owen, what are you doing?
♪♪
Remember when commercials would always say
the product was "new and improved"?
Well, we never resort to those shenanigans
because our videos never need improving.
But they do need to be "new,"
because showing new never gets old.
Heh!
-Put it right here. -A little further away.
And really jump on it!
Ribeiro: Houston, we have a problem.
A very small, adorable, "not a big deal at all" problem.
Woman: Ohh! Yeah!
[ Laughter ]
Ribeiro: If there were only a window or a door
he could open to let it out.
But, no, he decided to go with the pool skimmer.
That'll work.
Man: Ah! [ Laughs ]
♪♪
Ribeiro: Squirrels are members of the rodent family,
but he wants to be a part of this guy's family.
♪♪
Okay, at this point,
the squirrel's just messing with him.
♪♪
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One.
[ Woman screams ]
Just not this one.
♪♪
Ribeiro: Well, you did something.
Woman: What was your last sight word?
What.
I'm asking you. What was your last sight word?
At school.
My last sight word was "what."
Are you not gonna listen?
'Cause you should be listening for the --
for the second and first part I'm saying.
But what was it?
The -- It was -- The sight word is "what."
Are you not listening?
Ribeiro: Mom, she is in no mood
to do an Abbott and Costello routine with you.
My last sight word was "what."
I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.
MY LAST SIGHT WORD WAS WHAT!
I don't know!
MY LAST SIGHT WORD WAS WHAT!
Woman: What was it?
IT WAS WHAT!
Ohh! I understand now.
Ribeiro: Whatever he's attempting
seems counter...intuitive.
♪♪
Ow.
[ Buzzing ]
She's clearly afraid of that bee,
and while she doesn't have much courage,
she's got plenty of security cameras.
Woman: Okay...
Getting stung by a bee would hurt,
but this seems like a lateral move.
♪♪
[ Buzzing ]
♪♪
Don't you love when you're in a restaurant
and they bring out a birthday cake
and the whole restaurant starts singing along
to "Happy Birthday," but then it gets
to the person's name, and nobody knows it,
so it goes something like this?
♪ Happy Birthday, dear Mhmhmmm ♪
♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪
♪ And to these people ♪
♪ Whatever their names may be ♪
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
Don't do it! Don't do it!
♪ Happy Birthday, dear... ♪
Ribeiro: Dad makes this a memorable birthday...
completely by accident.
Woman: ...in his face.
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
Ohh!
[ Laughter ]
Ohh!
Noah. Hold it. That's perfect.
Ribeiro: Those two share a birthday.
Their little sister doesn't.
...open it? Yeah, you can open it.
Oh, my God!
What?
It's a phone!
A phone?!
YES!
Yes!
Ribeiro: When your sibling gets a really cool gift,
it's nice to be happy for them...
or to at least fake being happy for them.
Or...you know what?
We're good with this, too.
A stand!
♪♪
-Yeah. Why? -Mom...
[ Woman gasps ]
-Mom! -Mom!
Man: He doesn't actually know that it's attached to him.
He doesn't know.
Ribeiro: He's the birthday boy in that grocery store
whether he wants to be or not.
-What? -Stop it.
Man: I'm not doing anything.
[ Laughs ]
Is it your birthday today, George?
-When is your birthday? -No, it's not.
When is your birthday actually?
Tomorrow. Oh. Tomorrow. Okay.
Emma! Hey, Emma! We're at Sea World!
[ Barking ]
Have a happy birthday!
[ Barking ]
Ready? Help me out! Help me out!
Oh! Robert, get it. Get it.
Woman: Wow!
Ribeiro: I hope his wish was to suddenly make wax delicious.
Woman: Oh!
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
Ribeiro: There's a lot of balloons in that car.
Should be quite a party.
But maybe she should have shut the trunk,
'cause, ya know -- helium.
Woman: Aah!
♪♪
-Come in! -Come in!
Ribeiro: Sometimes surprise parties
can be a little too surprising.
All: Happy birthday!
♪♪
We all grow up thinking our dads know everything.
They do not.
In fact, sometimes they don't even know
how to get out of the way.
♪♪
Man: Oh!
♪♪
Woman: Ooh!
♪♪
Ohh!
That's a good one.
[ Woman laughs ]
♪♪
Man: Ohh!
♪♪
[ Woman laughs ]
♪♪
Some people are astute observers of the world,
always aware of their surroundings,
like a majestic eagle surveying the land.
And some people are totally oblivious,
like the mouse on the ground
that that eagle's about to have for lunch.
Woman: [ Laughs ]
Dad...
[ Laughs ]
Where'd you just go? Where'd you just come out of?
[ Laughs ] Where did you just come out of?
Where were you? Where were you?
Bathroom!
Ribeiro: Grandpa has no idea he's TP'ing his own house...
from the inside.
[ Woman laughing ]
Woman: Dad! Turn around!
[ Laughing ]
What?
What?! What?
Man: What are you looking for?
Glasses.
Your glasses? Yeah.
Why? You repeating everything I'm sayin'?
I'm just double-checking.
Want to make sure you know what you're looking for.
Well...
Ribeiro: To be fair,
her glasses would be easier to find
if she were wearing her glasses.
♪♪
[ Woman muttering ]
[ Man laughs ]
Ribeiro: As someone who had three kids under 10,
I feel ya, Dad.
[ Laughter ]
Woman: So, Dad, what happened?
You went and bought a shirt today?
Not today. It was a couple of days ago.
I went to... wherever it was.
I was -- I bought a few -- a couple --
I went in to buy socks and some underwear.
Okay. Which I did.
And they also had these shirts
that were buy one, get one free.
Great!
So I bought one and got one free.
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
Ribeiro: When it's buy-one-get-one-free,
who has time to check the size chart?
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
I love a good mystery. Why? I don't know.
That in and of itself is a good mystery.
Which I like!
Put your sleuthing cap on
and get ready for some Funsolved Mysteries.
A backyard brainteaser.
How did Paul discover that he forgot to pay the water bill?
Man: Yeah, run.
[ Laughter ]
A hair query.
Why is there never a wait at "Benny's Barber Shop"?
[ Clippers buzzing ]
Who said you can't give a haircut
while you're getting a haircut yourself?
A doggie dilemma.
When did Zach realize he'd be appearing
on "See Spot Prank," the world's first
all-Dalmatian hidden-camera show?
A virtual-reality riddle.
Why does Dad always have the high score
on "Bannister Basher"?
Man: Okay.
[ Screams ]
[ Laughter ]
Young man: Dad!
[ Laughter ]
Ribeiro: These mysteries aren't just solved. They're Funsolved.
[ Applause ]
Do you ever go to a restaurant and they tell you the specials
and you think, "Ooh, I better get that, that's a special,
and they might never have it again"?
Well, in that spirit, enjoy these videos
that are tonight's specials.
Or maybe they're just a regular ol' burger.
I mean, you can't go wrong with a good burger, now.
[ Chuckles ]
Woman: Come on.
Ribeiro: Sometimes the hunter becomes the hunted
and sometimes the fish feeder becomes the fish food.
Man: He's coming. One more swipe.
[ Woman screams ]
Man: Ah, that was awesome!
He scratched her, too!
Woman: Oh, my God!
Man: Ohh! Yes!
Ribeiro: This guy puts the "zip" in zipline.
[ Man shouts ]
[ Laughter ]
Ribeiro: Worst Fred Flintstone impression ever.
♪♪
Ribeiro: Inflatable chickens are built
more for looks than for balance.
♪♪
Aah!
[ Laughter ]
Woman: I can't even. I cannot make this up.
Look. Who's. Back.
Get out of my house.
Get out. Get out.
[ Thumping ]
Ribeiro: If this is Groundhogs Day,
does that mean he's going to do this all over again tomorrow?
Woman: Get out. Get goin'. Get goin'.
Get goin'. Get goin'. Get goin'.
Get goin' out of my house. Out of my house.
♪♪
Woman: Maverick, do you want to try this asparagus?
Lookit.
Ribeiro: You ever see a baby try
to use mind control to get out of eating his dinner?
Woman: Okay. You can do it.
No? Wanna try again.
Here you go. [ Grunts ]
Wanna try it?
Ribeiro: Man, I never thought they'd remake "E.T."
♪♪
[ Applause ]
Even though we already had Dog Park,
now we're gonna show a dog montage
which is kind of like Dog Park except it's set to music.
I mean, what are you gonna do --
complain that we have too many dogs?
Ha ha! Doubt it!
♪♪
♪ Look at that dog, look at that dog ♪
♪ Look at that, look at that, look at that dog ♪
♪ Look at that dog, look at that dog ♪
♪ Look at that, look at that, look at that dog ♪
♪ Look at that dog, look at that dog ♪
♪ Look at that, look at that, look at that dog ♪
♪♪
[ Woman laughs ]
♪ Big dogs, small dogs, short dogs, tall dogs ♪
♪ Giant dogs, mini dogs, fat dogs, skinny dogs ♪
♪ Look, watch 'em run dogs ♪
♪ All those play for fun dogs ♪
♪ Look at that dog, look at that dog ♪
♪ Look at that, look at that, look at that dog ♪
♪ Look at that dog, look at that dog ♪
♪ Look at that, look at that, look at that dog ♪
♪ Look at that dog, look at that dog ♪
♪ Look at that, look at that, look at that dog ♪
♪♪
[ Dog barking ]
[ Dog yelping ]
♪ Crazy dogs, lazy dogs ♪
♪ Some are even hazy dogs ♪
♪ Dark dogs, male dogs ♪
♪ Some will chase their tail dogs ♪
♪ Dancin' dogs, prancin' dogs ♪
♪ Even all those fancy dogs ♪
♪ Look at that dog, look at that dog ♪
♪ Look at that, look at that, look at that dog ♪
♪ Look at that dog, look at that dog ♪
♪ Look at that, look at that, look at that dog ♪
♪ Look at that dog, look at that dog ♪
♪ Look at that, look at that, look at that dog ♪
♪♪
[ Laughter ]
♪ Look at that dog, look at that dog ♪
♪ Look at that, look at that, look at that dog ♪
♪ Look at that dog, look at that dog ♪
♪ Look at that, look at that, look at that dog ♪
♪ Look at that dog, look at that dog ♪
♪ Look at that, look at that, look at that dog ♪
You don't want to get married?
No!
You don't want to have a wife?
No!
Are you sure?
Yeah.
What about Farrah?
What if she wants to get married?
No! I'm not marrying a girl!
[ Gasps ] What are you gonna do?
I just want to marry you!
Oh. That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard.
Ask your kid if they want to get married one day
and upload their funny answer to AFV.com.
It's time for two-fers.
And since it's about two things happening,
we thought about doing a fancy split-screen effect
where a "second Al" appears on stage
and starts annoying "original Al."
And then I thought, but what if second Al
wants to share original Al's dressing room?
Huh? Huh? Or wants a cut of original Al's paycheck?
Nah! Ah-ah! No.
I think I'll just say, "Check out these two-fers."
Yeah, it's much easier.
♪♪
Don't feel bad. You had no way of knowing how slippery it was.
Unlike your brother.
[ Boy screams ]
Woman: Your shoe! Oh, my gosh!
[ Laughter ]
Woman: The keys! Get up!
Ribeiro: I'm not waiting for the other shoe to drop.
Woman: [ Laughs ] There it goes.
Ribeiro: I'm waiting for it to float away.
Woman: There goes the other shoe! Get it!
♪♪
Ribeiro: Some people teach their dogs to sit.
Some teach them to always be camera-ready.
Woman: Girls. Girls. Take a selfie for Daddy.
[ Dog whimpers ]
Good job!
[ Ice-cream truck music plays ]
Mom!
♪♪
Ribeiro: I hope that's the Good Humor man
because he's gonna need a good sense of humor
to deal with this.
♪♪
What's this plane's E.T.A.? Estimated time of attack.
Ow! [ Laughs ]
Ribeiro: Don't worry. She booked a return flight.
Don't throw it at people. Ow!
[ Laughter ]
Alright. That's enough of that.
♪♪
Oh! Gina! Gina! Gina!
Ohh!
Ribeiro: I mean, did he not see what just happened to Gina?
Gina: Aah!
♪♪
An inflatable pool inside a moving van?
It's like a homemade amusement park for people who hate lines.
[ Laughter ]
Holy...
Ow! Ow!
Alright!
[ Laughs ] I don't even know what it is.
Woman: What do you see?
It looks like a baby.
Obviously because it's labeled "A" baby.
"B" baby.
Twins?!
You gotta be kidding me!
Ribeiro: You know what the world needs now?
A girl who's really on a roll.
♪♪
Woman: I thought you were going to the potty
to go pee-pee or poo-poo.
♪♪
Ribeiro: I hope you've enjoyed a girl who's really on a roll.
I'd like to remind you that tomorrow is
"National Go Through All the Videos on your Phone
to See If Any of Them Are Funny Enough for AFV Day."
Okay, that's not actually a thing, but it should be.
Just sayin'.
Man: Oh, here. They put multiple things in a bag.
You know, some heavy stuff, you know,
like some pasta sauce, some Manwich.
But no worries. We put 'em right on top of your...
[ Glass shatters ] [ Laughs ] God!
Ribeiro: Don't blame this on the guy who packed your groceries.
Man: Well, they were on top of your potato chips
that are probably busted.
Look at the can of spaghetti sauce
that now ruined my shoes!
Ugh!
[ Engines rev ]
♪♪
[ Laughter ]
Ribeiro: It's like the ATV wants to punish him
for doing wheelies.
[ Laughter ]
[ Funky music plays ]
Ribeiro: Some people are just born to dance.
♪♪
-[ Growls ] -[ Screams ]
Ribeiro: When mom's away, the boys will play.
Ugh!
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
[ Smack, smack, smack, smack ]
Ribeiro: And the Academy Award for sound design goes to...
...Akiva's belly!
Cameras are everywhere these days,
which is good if you work on a funny video show,
but not so good if you're up to no good.
Well, now getting busted
is not just the risk you take for risky behavior.
It's also tonight's "Assignment America."
Need some examples? Ehh... I showed them to you earlier.
What were you doing? Something sneaky? Hmm?
Jess, tell 'em what to do.
Did your camera catch a chocolate-chip crook
with their hand in the cookie jar?
Does your cat-burglar tot get caught quite a lot?
Send us videos of boneheads getting busted,
and they just might win you some good honest cash.
How's 20 or even 100 grand sound?
Just upload the video to AFV.com.
For full contest rules, log on to AFV.com.
It's a fact that it's fun to catch 'em in the act!
♪♪
We've seen lots of stuff, some of it glorious.
Now let's see who emerges victorious.
Let's meet our finalists.
First up, when you think your deck's creaking,
here's an excellent plan --
don't test it in loose-fitting shorts if you can.
It's "Dilapidated Deck Disaster"
sent in by Jasmine McCartney from Defiance, Missouri.
Sometimes two things fall down at once.
Joining us are Jasmine and Chris.
Now, Chris, you walked out onto the deck
and you heard it squeak.
I mean, you did the logical thing
and jumped up and down on it. Like, what were you thinking?!
We were unloading the RV, and then I was walking
back and forth, and I heard a squeak.
And so when I walked back again,
I thought "Well, I'm gonna investigate this squeak."
Well, when I did, the whole thing collapsed,
and, literally, I was so stunned
I could not even move or talk for a second or so.
Well, we thought it was hysterical.
And we also understand that you're a plumber by profession,
which makes sense given how much plumber's crack
we saw when your shorts fell down.
Well, my wife always said I'm gonna make money
with my butt, so...
[ Laughs ] Well, here you go. Here's your chance!
Good luck, buddy!
Thanks.
Alright.
Next up, she won't get to watch her favorite shows
'cause she's playing hooky from school and her mom surely knows.
It's "TV-Loving Liar" sent in by Kerry Finnegan
from Wilmot, New Hampshire.
Mommy, can I watch TV?
No. You stayed home from school today. No TV.
But why?!
Because you stayed home from school. You're sick.
What does that mean?!
Right. So that's why there's no TV, Kae.
So there's no TV.
No, lying is not accepted in this house.
Joining us are Kerry, Casey, Molly, Broghan, and Kaelin.
So, Kaelin, you're quite a bit older
than you were in the video, as it was shot 10 years ago.
Do you still have memories of that day?
Um, no, not really.
No memories at all. Alright.
Well, Kerry, did you suspect
that Kaelin was lying before she admitted it?
A hundred percent.
Well, you know what? Listen.
At least she really loves TV, so I gotta respect that. Okay?
That she does.
Alright. Good luck, y'all.
And finally, it's not his horsey, but he gives it a brush.
He hears someone coming then runs off in a rush.
It's "Better Dive Before Sis Arrives"
sent in by Breanna Winter from Kremmling, Colorado.
That's not his toy pony,
so he'll make sure not to act suspicious.
[ Thud ]
Girl: Owen!
[ Woman laughing ]
Joining us are Breanna, Jason, Laney, Amelia, and Owen.
Breanna, you were shooting video of Owen
playing with Amelia's toy horse.
Did you anticipate there was gonna be trouble
when Amelia walked in?
Well, I mean, he's a little brother,
so he likes to be ornery, so I had a feeling
he might do something.
Well, it wasn't the fastest getaway,
but it was certainly one of the funniest.
So good luck, y'all.
Thank you. Alright.
We're going to find out who takes home the cash
in just a minute, but first,
let's take a look at some of the clips
that didn't make our top three in tonight's Honorable Mention.
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[ Woman screams ]
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[ Applause ]
Okay. It's time to hand out tonight's prizes.
$20,000 for first, $6,000 for second,
and $4,000 for third. Here we go.
Our third-place, $4,000 winner is...
"TV-Loving Liar" sent in by Kerry Finnegan
from Wilmot, New Hampshire!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Thank you!
And the winner of the $20,000
and tonight's funniest home video is...
"Better Dive Before Sis Arrives"
sent in by Breanna Winter from Kremmling, Colorado!
We have Amelia, Breanna, Jason, Laney, and Owen.
Yes! Congratulations!
Breanna, tell us about the dynamic
between Owen and his sisters.
Oh, well, so, he has two older sisters,
so he is the little brother and he's the youngest,
so he likes to cause them some headache throughout the day,
and so that's what he was doing.
He was playing with her horse,
and he knew she wouldn't like it,
so he tried to escape as fast as he could.
[ Laughs ] We love it. Well, now that you've won 20 grand,
you can buy your daughters all sorts of things
that Owen will want to play with simply because they're not his.
[ Laughs ] Yup. Yup.
Alright. Congratulations.
You just won $20,000 and a shot at $100,000.
Congratulations, y'all.
[ Cheers and applause ] Well, that's it.
We'll be back next week with a bunch of all-new videos
and an exactly-the-same me.
Yeah. Yeah. We'll see you next time.
And don't forget -- if you upload a video
and it airs on the show, we'll send you an "AFV" T-shirt.
So good night everybody and remember --
send your video to me, you might win 20 G's.
Good night, y'all!
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