1 00:00:02,336 --> 00:00:03,537 Ribeiro: "AFV's" on. 2 00:00:03,537 --> 00:00:06,306 Spoiler alert: it looks like this. 3 00:00:06,306 --> 00:00:13,180 ♪♪ 4 00:00:13,180 --> 00:00:14,648 Aah! 5 00:00:14,648 --> 00:00:16,283 [ Dog barks ] 6 00:00:16,283 --> 00:00:19,186 ♪♪ 7 00:00:19,186 --> 00:00:21,088 [ Shouts ] 8 00:00:22,589 --> 00:00:25,158 Woman: Owen, what are you doing? 9 00:00:25,158 --> 00:00:26,660 ♪♪ 10 00:00:26,660 --> 00:00:29,963 Welcome to "America's Funniest Home Videos." 11 00:00:29,963 --> 00:00:33,700 And now, here he is, the host of our show... 12 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:38,639 Alfonso Ribeiro! 13 00:00:38,639 --> 00:00:40,407 Let's do it! 14 00:00:40,407 --> 00:00:41,675 [ Cheers and applause ] 15 00:00:41,675 --> 00:00:45,345 Come on, now! Love it, love it. Thank you, thank you. 16 00:00:45,345 --> 00:00:46,780 Thank you. 17 00:00:46,780 --> 00:00:49,483 Hello and welcome to the beginning of the show. 18 00:00:49,483 --> 00:00:51,518 We plan on getting off to a good start, 19 00:00:51,518 --> 00:00:53,787 but then we also plan on staying good 20 00:00:53,787 --> 00:00:56,657 without the annoying lull in the middle that other shows have. 21 00:00:56,657 --> 00:00:58,058 And then after that great middle, 22 00:00:58,058 --> 00:01:00,761 we're gonna stick the landing with an amazing ending. 23 00:01:00,761 --> 00:01:02,029 So, what are we waiting for? 24 00:01:02,029 --> 00:01:05,632 Let's begin the beginning and get better from there! 25 00:01:05,632 --> 00:01:07,668 Man: Why are y'all walking -- 26 00:01:07,668 --> 00:01:09,670 Why are y'all walking in your flippers? 27 00:01:09,670 --> 00:01:10,871 I don't know! 28 00:01:10,871 --> 00:01:12,572 Tryin' to do some scuba diving, 29 00:01:12,572 --> 00:01:14,775 and these...try to walk a hundred yards in flippers. 30 00:01:14,775 --> 00:01:15,943 Ribeiro: You know, you could wait 31 00:01:15,943 --> 00:01:18,612 'til you're closer to the water to put the flippers on. 32 00:01:18,612 --> 00:01:20,614 Man: At least snorkeling. 'Cause look. Brandy -- 33 00:01:20,614 --> 00:01:25,385 [ Laughs ] I got it! I got it! 34 00:01:27,387 --> 00:01:28,689 [ Screams ] 35 00:01:28,689 --> 00:01:29,790 Woman: What? 36 00:01:29,790 --> 00:01:31,592 Ribeiro: It's the eye of the tiger. 37 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:33,527 It's the thrill of the fright. 38 00:01:33,527 --> 00:01:36,596 Huh? [ Laughs ] 39 00:01:36,596 --> 00:01:40,233 Here's a celebration of excess carbonation. 40 00:01:40,233 --> 00:01:46,340 ♪♪ 41 00:01:46,340 --> 00:01:50,610 ♪♪ 42 00:01:50,610 --> 00:01:52,846 I think she secretly wanted an excuse 43 00:01:52,846 --> 00:01:56,083 to buy new Easter decorations. 44 00:01:57,551 --> 00:01:58,719 Woman: Oh! 45 00:01:58,719 --> 00:02:02,956 ♪♪ 46 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:04,825 Ribeiro: We're lucky enough to witness 47 00:02:04,825 --> 00:02:07,327 the crime and the cover-up. 48 00:02:07,327 --> 00:02:09,930 ♪♪ 49 00:02:09,930 --> 00:02:11,498 Woman: What are you doing?! 50 00:02:13,367 --> 00:02:14,568 What are you doing?! 51 00:02:17,337 --> 00:02:18,572 [ Crying ] 52 00:02:21,475 --> 00:02:22,542 Woman: For what? 53 00:02:24,878 --> 00:02:28,248 Woman: Are you feeling pretty bad about it now? 54 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:33,820 Ribeiro: Something tells me he's just gonna have to 55 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:35,689 shovel that snow again. 56 00:02:35,689 --> 00:02:37,624 And I'm not kidding you. 57 00:02:37,624 --> 00:02:44,664 ♪♪ 58 00:02:44,664 --> 00:02:47,367 Man: You have got to be kidding me! 59 00:02:47,367 --> 00:02:51,905 ♪♪ 60 00:02:51,905 --> 00:02:54,975 I'm not saying dogs have a better life than most people, 61 00:02:54,975 --> 00:02:57,144 but I'd sure like someone to rub my belly, 62 00:02:57,144 --> 00:03:00,847 give me a treat, and drive me to the Alfonso park. 63 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:02,649 You know, maybe they would 64 00:03:02,649 --> 00:03:05,252 if I made a "sad puppy dog" face. 65 00:03:06,787 --> 00:03:08,655 Release the hounds! 66 00:03:08,655 --> 00:03:10,657 [ Toy squeaks, dog barks ] 67 00:03:10,657 --> 00:03:13,593 It's time to go to the Dog Park. 68 00:03:13,593 --> 00:03:15,929 ♪♪ 69 00:03:15,929 --> 00:03:18,065 Woman: You just chillin'? Yeah? 70 00:03:18,065 --> 00:03:20,734 You didn't steal anybody's sandwich? 71 00:03:20,734 --> 00:03:22,736 ♪♪ 72 00:03:22,736 --> 00:03:24,971 [ Laughs ] Oh, okay. 73 00:03:24,971 --> 00:03:27,908 You did steal my sandwich! 74 00:03:27,908 --> 00:03:31,078 You got the whole sandwich in there? 75 00:03:31,078 --> 00:03:33,714 You got the whole sandwich in there, Penny. 76 00:03:33,714 --> 00:03:41,988 ♪♪ 77 00:03:41,988 --> 00:03:43,957 Ribeiro: This is a textbook example of 78 00:03:43,957 --> 00:03:46,426 "too much of a good thing." 79 00:03:46,426 --> 00:03:47,661 [ Laughter ] 80 00:03:47,661 --> 00:03:51,965 ♪♪ 81 00:03:51,965 --> 00:03:53,867 Woman: Look at that tail, Michael. 82 00:03:53,867 --> 00:03:55,635 Ribeiro: Some dogs fetch sticks. 83 00:03:55,635 --> 00:03:57,738 Others fetch the whole tree. 84 00:03:57,738 --> 00:03:59,873 ♪♪ 85 00:03:59,873 --> 00:04:01,775 At least someone's trying to enforce 86 00:04:01,775 --> 00:04:03,910 the "no diving or jumping" rule. 87 00:04:03,910 --> 00:04:05,479 [ Woman screams ] 88 00:04:05,479 --> 00:04:07,247 [ Laughter ] 89 00:04:08,381 --> 00:04:09,416 [ Squeak ] 90 00:04:09,850 --> 00:04:11,451 [ Squeak, squeak ] 91 00:04:12,285 --> 00:04:16,556 Ribeiro: Did they get this on the "Pavlov's Dog Toy" website? 92 00:04:16,556 --> 00:04:18,625 [ Squeak ] 93 00:04:18,625 --> 00:04:20,527 [ Squeak ] 94 00:04:20,527 --> 00:04:21,962 ♪♪ 95 00:04:21,962 --> 00:04:23,830 Of all the ways to wake up, 96 00:04:23,830 --> 00:04:27,234 this has to be just about the worst. 97 00:04:27,868 --> 00:04:29,636 [ Laughter ] 98 00:04:29,636 --> 00:04:30,904 Woman: Let's see if she'll do it again. 99 00:04:30,904 --> 00:04:32,706 Oh, yeah. There she is. 100 00:04:32,706 --> 00:04:33,940 Ribeiro: Who needs a doggy door 101 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:36,676 when you've got a kitchen window? 102 00:04:37,978 --> 00:04:40,213 Woman: I'm thinkin' it's not her first rodeo. 103 00:04:40,213 --> 00:04:43,750 Willow, I don't think you're supposed to be doin' that. 104 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:46,486 Yeah. Say hi to Mom. 105 00:04:47,854 --> 00:04:49,856 Woman: You should pick the orange up. 106 00:04:49,856 --> 00:04:53,560 Ribeiro: He loves pizza, but he absolutely hates oranges. 107 00:04:57,664 --> 00:04:59,533 [ Woman laughs ] 108 00:05:01,835 --> 00:05:04,571 Ribeiro: What's this guy got against Vitamin C? 109 00:05:04,571 --> 00:05:05,906 [ Woman laughs ] 110 00:05:05,906 --> 00:05:07,808 Woman: He's trying to cover it up! 111 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:09,609 [ Laughs ] 112 00:05:13,847 --> 00:05:16,950 [ Vacuum whirring ] 113 00:05:16,950 --> 00:05:18,919 Woman: To your room. 114 00:05:18,919 --> 00:05:20,720 Go to your room. 115 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:21,822 [ Dog barking ] 116 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:23,990 To your room! Go to your room! 117 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:27,894 Chloe, go to your room and shut the door! 118 00:05:27,894 --> 00:05:29,529 Shut the door! 119 00:05:30,964 --> 00:05:32,899 Ribeiro: I think this is Chloe's way 120 00:05:32,899 --> 00:05:35,735 to get out of helpin' with the housework. 121 00:05:35,735 --> 00:05:38,471 Woman: Shut it. Thank you. 122 00:05:38,471 --> 00:05:41,074 ♪♪ 123 00:05:41,074 --> 00:05:43,210 This next montage is about playgrounds, 124 00:05:43,210 --> 00:05:46,213 and our producers went to great pains to put it together. 125 00:05:46,213 --> 00:05:49,149 Just like the great pains the people in the videos experience 126 00:05:49,149 --> 00:05:52,519 after falling off all those monkey bars and see-saws. 127 00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:54,087 Hey-yo! 128 00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:56,723 [ Classical music plays ] 129 00:05:56,723 --> 00:05:58,658 [ Laughter ] 130 00:05:58,658 --> 00:06:04,564 ♪♪ 131 00:06:04,564 --> 00:06:05,732 Woman: Oh! 132 00:06:05,732 --> 00:06:14,708 ♪♪ 133 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:17,744 ♪♪ 134 00:06:17,744 --> 00:06:18,945 Ow! 135 00:06:18,945 --> 00:06:28,922 ♪♪ 136 00:06:28,922 --> 00:06:37,964 ♪♪ 137 00:06:37,964 --> 00:06:43,904 ♪♪ 138 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:45,705 [ Laughter ] 139 00:06:45,705 --> 00:06:51,645 ♪♪ 140 00:06:51,645 --> 00:06:52,946 [ Grunts ] 141 00:06:52,946 --> 00:06:54,648 [ Laughs ] 142 00:06:54,648 --> 00:06:57,150 ♪♪ 143 00:06:57,150 --> 00:07:01,755 Upload your funny video to AFV.com. 144 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:05,558 ♪♪ 145 00:07:07,861 --> 00:07:11,998 ♪♪ 146 00:07:11,998 --> 00:07:15,368 Group: Hey Alfonso! 147 00:07:15,368 --> 00:07:20,740 All: Hey, Alfonso, we want more bonehead videos! 148 00:07:20,740 --> 00:07:21,908 [ Laughs ] 149 00:07:21,908 --> 00:07:23,877 Ha ha! Okay, Johnny, Teddy, and Charlie. 150 00:07:23,877 --> 00:07:25,045 You want more boneheads? 151 00:07:25,045 --> 00:07:27,013 Well, let me fill your video cup 152 00:07:27,013 --> 00:07:29,883 with lots of knuckleheads messing up. 153 00:07:31,851 --> 00:07:33,820 Listen. Keep this foot there... 154 00:07:33,820 --> 00:07:35,822 She either needs a taller ladder 155 00:07:35,822 --> 00:07:37,257 or a more helpful friend. 156 00:07:37,257 --> 00:07:40,994 Good! We got three more inches! 157 00:07:40,994 --> 00:07:42,662 [ Laughs ] 158 00:07:42,662 --> 00:07:49,903 ♪♪ 159 00:07:49,903 --> 00:07:52,072 How will he know if there's bees in that bush 160 00:07:52,072 --> 00:07:54,574 unless he whacks it with a shoe? 161 00:07:55,775 --> 00:07:56,943 Ow! 162 00:07:56,943 --> 00:08:04,117 ♪♪ 163 00:08:04,117 --> 00:08:06,853 Woman: Good morning, Mr. Alligator. 164 00:08:06,853 --> 00:08:09,155 ♪♪ 165 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:11,791 [ Woman screams ] 166 00:08:11,791 --> 00:08:13,093 [ Woman screams ] 167 00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:22,168 ♪♪ 168 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:25,705 Ribeiro: Sometimes two things fall down at once. 169 00:08:25,705 --> 00:08:34,814 ♪♪ 170 00:08:34,814 --> 00:08:40,987 ♪♪ 171 00:08:40,987 --> 00:08:41,988 [ Pop ] 172 00:08:41,988 --> 00:08:44,557 [ Laughter ] 173 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:48,294 -Definitely dramatic. -Definitely dramatic. 174 00:08:48,294 --> 00:08:50,397 Ribeiro: I hope the homemade-champagne fad 175 00:08:50,397 --> 00:08:52,866 fizzles out faster than the homemade 176 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:54,734 sourdough-bread fad. 177 00:08:54,734 --> 00:08:56,970 [ Laughter ] 178 00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:59,305 There's nothing left to drink! 179 00:08:59,305 --> 00:09:02,042 Ribeiro: If one roach causes this much havoc, 180 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:04,944 I'd hate to see what happens if he finds the nest. 181 00:09:04,944 --> 00:09:06,980 Woman: 'Cause that man will slow him down. 182 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:08,681 [ Man screams ] [ Woman screams ] 183 00:09:08,681 --> 00:09:14,187 ♪♪ 184 00:09:14,187 --> 00:09:15,388 Ribeiro: Look on the bright side. 185 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:18,758 At least you won't have to clean the pool anymore. 186 00:09:18,758 --> 00:09:27,967 ♪♪ 187 00:09:27,967 --> 00:09:34,274 ♪♪ 188 00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:36,276 She's gone through a bit of a growth spurt 189 00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:38,978 since the last time she did this. 190 00:09:38,978 --> 00:09:41,047 Ow! Ohh! 191 00:09:41,047 --> 00:09:43,082 This is why dirt-bike riding 192 00:09:43,082 --> 00:09:45,919 is traditionally an outdoor sport. 193 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:53,026 ♪♪ 194 00:09:53,026 --> 00:09:57,030 ♪♪ 195 00:09:57,030 --> 00:09:58,998 With a defensive line like this, 196 00:09:58,998 --> 00:10:01,067 that credenza doesn't stand a chance. 197 00:10:01,067 --> 00:10:09,609 ♪♪ 198 00:10:10,477 --> 00:10:13,480 You get what you pay for, especially if you buy a product 199 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:17,016 that doesn't really exist from a commercial that's totally fake. 200 00:10:17,016 --> 00:10:19,919 Ha! Check this out. For real. 201 00:10:20,487 --> 00:10:22,522 Do you need a deck that won't cost a lot? 202 00:10:22,522 --> 00:10:25,358 Get your cheap butt down here and see what we've got! 203 00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:28,361 Yes, come on down to "Dave's Decks 4 Less" -- 204 00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:30,063 the nation's number-one seller 205 00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:32,298 of ridiculously affordable decks! 206 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:35,335 At "Dave's Decks 4 Less," you won't find any of those fancy, 207 00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:37,370 high-priced decks the other guys sell! 208 00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:39,239 What's the point? You might as well 209 00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:41,608 light your wallet on fire and throw it in the ocean! 210 00:10:41,608 --> 00:10:44,477 Yes, we've got big decks, small decks, tall decks, 211 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:47,146 short decks, wide decks, and narrow decks! 212 00:10:47,146 --> 00:10:49,182 Basically, if it's less than fifty bucks 213 00:10:49,182 --> 00:10:51,384 and you can walk on it, we sell it! 214 00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:53,453 You're looking at actual footage of real-life 215 00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:56,156 "Dave's Decks 4 Less" customers who took a chance 216 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:57,557 and said "What the heck?! 217 00:10:57,557 --> 00:11:01,127 I'll risk my neck and write a check for a really cheap deck!" 218 00:11:01,127 --> 00:11:02,395 Not only do we sell decks, 219 00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:04,330 but we have a whole team of installers 220 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,332 who might not be great at installing decks 221 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:10,003 but who will usually show up on the day of the appointment. 222 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,271 Or the day after. 223 00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:13,506 We'll also deliver the materials right to your house 224 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:16,309 and make the whole process even easier! 225 00:11:16,309 --> 00:11:17,443 "Dave's Decks 4 Less" 226 00:11:17,443 --> 00:11:20,146 has five great locations to serve you, 227 00:11:20,146 --> 00:11:21,447 all owned and operated by people 228 00:11:21,447 --> 00:11:25,585 who wanted to operate better franchises but were turned down! 229 00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:28,221 So, if you're not a stickler for wood that's good 230 00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:29,589 or your railing not failing, 231 00:11:29,589 --> 00:11:32,258 then do yourself a favor and pay us a visit! 232 00:11:32,258 --> 00:11:34,594 Yes, come on down to "Dave's Decks 4 Less" today! 233 00:11:34,594 --> 00:11:37,463 Will it last very long? Who are you trying to impress? 234 00:11:37,463 --> 00:11:41,167 Just come buy a deck at "Dave's Decks 4 Less"! 235 00:11:41,167 --> 00:11:45,071 ♪♪ 236 00:11:48,107 --> 00:11:50,376 If you steal blue paint, 237 00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:53,146 could you be caught "red-handed," hm? 238 00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:55,315 If you rob a theater during intermission, 239 00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:57,350 could you be caught "in the act"? 240 00:11:57,350 --> 00:12:00,019 [ Chuckles ] All of these questions, and less, 241 00:12:00,019 --> 00:12:01,187 will be answered right now 242 00:12:01,187 --> 00:12:03,189 on something we call "Busted." 243 00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:06,326 Mommy, can I watch TV? 244 00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:07,894 Woman: No, you stayed home from school today. 245 00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:08,928 No TV. 246 00:12:08,928 --> 00:12:09,662 But why?! 247 00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:12,031 'Cause you stayed home from school. You're sick. 248 00:12:12,031 --> 00:12:13,833 What does that mean?! 249 00:12:17,203 --> 00:12:19,973 Right. So that's why there's no TV, Kae. 250 00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:20,673 What? Why? Why? How? 251 00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:24,277 Because you lied, so you didn't have to go to school. 252 00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:26,012 So there's no TV. 253 00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:31,284 No, lying is not accepted in this house. 254 00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:33,186 That's new information for you? 255 00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:35,021 [ Whines ] 256 00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:38,191 Ribeiro: This trick only works 257 00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:40,994 if you have a pet that likes broccoli. 258 00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:48,167 ♪♪ 259 00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:50,169 That's not his toy pony, 260 00:12:50,169 --> 00:12:53,239 so he'll make sure not to act suspicious. 261 00:12:53,239 --> 00:12:54,907 [ Thud ] 262 00:12:54,907 --> 00:12:58,111 ♪♪ 263 00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,979 Girl: Owen! 264 00:12:59,979 --> 00:13:01,214 [ Woman laughing ] 265 00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:04,450 Mommy, can you get Owen out? 266 00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,085 [ Woman laughing ] 267 00:13:06,085 --> 00:13:08,888 Mom, please get Owen out. 268 00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:11,257 Man: Jack. What? 269 00:13:11,257 --> 00:13:13,893 Have you seen my chicken nuggets? 270 00:13:13,893 --> 00:13:14,961 No! 271 00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:16,195 Are you sure? 272 00:13:19,198 --> 00:13:20,233 Woman: What'd you do? 273 00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:22,235 I just... 274 00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:23,403 I'm gonna go brush my hair. 275 00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:26,806 No. Come here. Where did you wash your hair? 276 00:13:28,007 --> 00:13:29,842 In the toilet? 277 00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:32,945 You washed your hair in the toilet? 278 00:13:34,947 --> 00:13:36,382 Are you sure? 279 00:13:36,382 --> 00:13:38,351 No. Ryleigh? 280 00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:41,220 Yeah. I did. I'm lying. 281 00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:44,290 Please tell me the truth. 282 00:13:44,290 --> 00:13:45,291 Fine. 283 00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:47,226 Where did you wash your hair? 284 00:13:47,226 --> 00:13:48,328 In the toilet. 285 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:49,629 Oh, God. 286 00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:51,731 Ribeiro: Something tells me this chipmunk 287 00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:55,301 knows he shouldn't be in the bird feeder. 288 00:13:55,301 --> 00:13:58,671 Woman: What are you doing? Huh?! 289 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:01,574 Ribeiro: Chipmunks can store a lot in their cheeks. 290 00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:04,110 A lot of stolen goods, that is. 291 00:14:04,110 --> 00:14:08,247 ♪♪ 292 00:14:08,247 --> 00:14:10,083 Woman: You better spit it out. 293 00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:16,589 ♪♪ 294 00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:21,394 Ribeiro: I'm sure he just reads it for the articles. 295 00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:23,262 Woman: Owen, what are you doing? 296 00:14:23,262 --> 00:14:29,001 ♪♪ 297 00:14:32,071 --> 00:14:34,707 ♪♪ 298 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:37,310 Remember when commercials would always say 299 00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:38,778 the product was "new and improved"? 300 00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:41,414 Well, we never resort to those shenanigans 301 00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:43,416 because our videos never need improving. 302 00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:44,617 But they do need to be "new," 303 00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:47,186 because showing new never gets old. 304 00:14:47,186 --> 00:14:48,421 Heh! 305 00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:51,457 -Put it right here. -A little further away. 306 00:14:51,457 --> 00:14:53,326 And really jump on it! 307 00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:55,628 Ribeiro: Houston, we have a problem. 308 00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:59,932 A very small, adorable, "not a big deal at all" problem. 309 00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:02,402 Woman: Ohh! Yeah! 310 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,237 [ Laughter ] 311 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:10,543 Ribeiro: If there were only a window or a door 312 00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:13,212 he could open to let it out. 313 00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:17,450 But, no, he decided to go with the pool skimmer. 314 00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:19,252 That'll work. 315 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:21,287 Man: Ah! [ Laughs ] 316 00:15:21,287 --> 00:15:27,560 ♪♪ 317 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:29,495 Ribeiro: Squirrels are members of the rodent family, 318 00:15:29,495 --> 00:15:32,331 but he wants to be a part of this guy's family. 319 00:15:32,331 --> 00:15:37,303 ♪♪ 320 00:15:37,303 --> 00:15:38,504 Okay, at this point, 321 00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:40,440 the squirrel's just messing with him. 322 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,842 ♪♪ 323 00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:45,478 How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? 324 00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:46,512 One. 325 00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:48,214 [ Woman screams ] 326 00:15:50,149 --> 00:15:52,118 Just not this one. 327 00:15:52,118 --> 00:16:00,193 ♪♪ 328 00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:03,229 ♪♪ 329 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,401 Ribeiro: Well, you did something. 330 00:16:12,371 --> 00:16:14,307 Woman: What was your last sight word? 331 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:15,441 What. 332 00:16:15,441 --> 00:16:17,577 I'm asking you. What was your last sight word? 333 00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:19,378 At school. 334 00:16:19,378 --> 00:16:22,348 My last sight word was "what." 335 00:16:22,348 --> 00:16:23,683 Are you not gonna listen? 336 00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:26,586 'Cause you should be listening for the -- 337 00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:29,589 for the second and first part I'm saying. 338 00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:31,691 But what was it? 339 00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:36,395 The -- It was -- The sight word is "what." 340 00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:37,496 Are you not listening? 341 00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:38,664 Ribeiro: Mom, she is in no mood 342 00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:40,633 to do an Abbott and Costello routine with you. 343 00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:43,502 My last sight word was "what." 344 00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:45,638 I don't know! That's why I'm asking you. 345 00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:49,242 MY LAST SIGHT WORD WAS WHAT! 346 00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:51,344 I don't know! 347 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:54,647 MY LAST SIGHT WORD WAS WHAT! 348 00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:57,250 Woman: What was it? 349 00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:59,552 IT WAS WHAT! 350 00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:02,388 Ohh! I understand now. 351 00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:09,528 Ribeiro: Whatever he's attempting 352 00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:11,397 seems counter...intuitive. 353 00:17:11,397 --> 00:17:20,172 ♪♪ 354 00:17:20,172 --> 00:17:21,440 Ow. 355 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:25,711 [ Buzzing ] 356 00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,546 She's clearly afraid of that bee, 357 00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:29,548 and while she doesn't have much courage, 358 00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:32,552 she's got plenty of security cameras. 359 00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:33,819 Woman: Okay... 360 00:17:33,819 --> 00:17:35,888 Getting stung by a bee would hurt, 361 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:39,258 but this seems like a lateral move. 362 00:17:39,258 --> 00:17:43,696 ♪♪ 363 00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:45,564 [ Buzzing ] 364 00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:52,371 ♪♪ 365 00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:56,642 Don't you love when you're in a restaurant 366 00:17:56,642 --> 00:17:58,644 and they bring out a birthday cake 367 00:17:58,644 --> 00:17:59,912 and the whole restaurant starts singing along 368 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,747 to "Happy Birthday," but then it gets 369 00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:03,816 to the person's name, and nobody knows it, 370 00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:05,751 so it goes something like this? 371 00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:08,821 ♪ Happy Birthday, dear Mhmhmmm ♪ 372 00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:11,824 ♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪ 373 00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:13,826 ♪ And to these people ♪ 374 00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:16,495 ♪ Whatever their names may be ♪ 375 00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:18,531 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 376 00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:20,566 Don't do it! Don't do it! 377 00:18:20,566 --> 00:18:22,868 ♪ Happy Birthday, dear... ♪ 378 00:18:22,868 --> 00:18:25,371 Ribeiro: Dad makes this a memorable birthday... 379 00:18:25,371 --> 00:18:26,806 completely by accident. 380 00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:28,407 Woman: ...in his face. 381 00:18:28,407 --> 00:18:29,475 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 382 00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:30,676 Ohh! 383 00:18:30,676 --> 00:18:33,079 [ Laughter ] 384 00:18:35,247 --> 00:18:36,415 Ohh! 385 00:18:36,415 --> 00:18:39,585 Noah. Hold it. That's perfect. 386 00:18:39,585 --> 00:18:41,554 Ribeiro: Those two share a birthday. 387 00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:42,755 Their little sister doesn't. 388 00:18:42,755 --> 00:18:45,424 ...open it? Yeah, you can open it. 389 00:18:47,326 --> 00:18:48,661 Oh, my God! 390 00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:50,630 What? 391 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:53,366 It's a phone! 392 00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:54,400 A phone?! 393 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:55,401 YES! 394 00:18:55,401 --> 00:18:56,869 YES! Yes! 395 00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:59,572 Ribeiro: When your sibling gets a really cool gift, 396 00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:00,840 it's nice to be happy for them... 397 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:03,509 or to at least fake being happy for them. 398 00:19:03,509 --> 00:19:06,412 Or...you know what? 399 00:19:06,412 --> 00:19:08,447 We're good with this, too. 400 00:19:08,447 --> 00:19:10,549 A stand! 401 00:19:10,549 --> 00:19:14,387 ♪♪ 402 00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:17,757 -Yeah. Why? -Mom... 403 00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:19,425 [ Woman gasps ] 404 00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:22,628 -Mom! -Mom! 405 00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:28,801 Man: He doesn't actually know that it's attached to him. 406 00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:31,203 He doesn't know. 407 00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:34,774 Ribeiro: He's the birthday boy in that grocery store 408 00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:37,510 whether he wants to be or not. 409 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:38,778 -What? -Stop it. 410 00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:40,513 Man: I'm not doing anything. 411 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:42,815 [ Laughs ] 412 00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:44,884 Is it your birthday today, George? 413 00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:46,786 -When is your birthday? -No, it's not. 414 00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:48,754 When is your birthday actually? 415 00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:52,692 Tomorrow. Oh. Tomorrow. Okay. 416 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:56,862 Emma! Hey, Emma! We're at Sea World! 417 00:19:56,862 --> 00:20:00,466 [ Barking ] 418 00:20:00,466 --> 00:20:02,535 Have a happy birthday! 419 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:05,571 [ Barking ] 420 00:20:05,571 --> 00:20:08,808 Ready? Help me out! Help me out! 421 00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:10,509 Oh! Robert, get it. Get it. 422 00:20:10,509 --> 00:20:11,844 Woman: Wow! 423 00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:15,581 Ribeiro: I hope his wish was to suddenly make wax delicious. 424 00:20:15,581 --> 00:20:16,816 Woman: Oh! 425 00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:18,517 [ Laughter ] 426 00:20:18,517 --> 00:20:23,823 ♪♪ 427 00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:25,724 Ribeiro: There's a lot of balloons in that car. 428 00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:28,327 Should be quite a party. 429 00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:31,797 But maybe she should have shut the trunk, 430 00:20:31,797 --> 00:20:34,500 'cause, ya know -- helium. 431 00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:39,472 Woman: Aah! 432 00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:43,843 ♪♪ 433 00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:45,077 -Come in! -Come in! 434 00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:47,046 Ribeiro: Sometimes surprise parties 435 00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:49,615 can be a little too surprising. 436 00:20:49,615 --> 00:20:52,551 All: Happy birthday! 437 00:20:52,551 --> 00:20:55,955 ♪♪ 438 00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:59,725 We all grow up thinking our dads know everything. 439 00:20:59,725 --> 00:21:00,960 They do not. 440 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,862 In fact, sometimes they don't even know 441 00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:04,830 how to get out of the way. 442 00:21:04,830 --> 00:21:14,373 ♪♪ 443 00:21:14,373 --> 00:21:23,415 ♪♪ 444 00:21:23,415 --> 00:21:24,483 Man: Oh! 445 00:21:24,483 --> 00:21:33,792 ♪♪ 446 00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:42,735 ♪♪ 447 00:21:42,735 --> 00:21:50,643 ♪♪ 448 00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:53,646 ♪♪ 449 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:54,780 Woman: Ooh! 450 00:21:54,780 --> 00:21:57,516 ♪♪ 451 00:21:57,516 --> 00:21:58,684 Ohh! 452 00:22:00,619 --> 00:22:01,687 Ohh! 453 00:22:03,722 --> 00:22:05,624 That's a good one. 454 00:22:05,624 --> 00:22:07,593 [ Woman laughs ] 455 00:22:07,593 --> 00:22:15,734 ♪♪ 456 00:22:15,734 --> 00:22:23,876 ♪♪ 457 00:22:23,876 --> 00:22:25,644 Man: Ohh! 458 00:22:25,644 --> 00:22:27,780 ♪♪ 459 00:22:27,780 --> 00:22:29,848 [ Woman laughs ] 460 00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:34,453 ♪♪ 461 00:22:37,756 --> 00:22:40,292 ♪♪ 462 00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:43,162 Some people are astute observers of the world, 463 00:22:43,162 --> 00:22:45,064 always aware of their surroundings, 464 00:22:45,064 --> 00:22:47,099 like a majestic eagle surveying the land. 465 00:22:47,099 --> 00:22:49,735 And some people are totally oblivious, 466 00:22:49,735 --> 00:22:50,903 like the mouse on the ground 467 00:22:50,903 --> 00:22:53,973 that that eagle's about to have for lunch. 468 00:22:53,973 --> 00:22:55,941 Woman: [ Laughs ] 469 00:22:55,941 --> 00:22:57,776 Dad... 470 00:22:57,776 --> 00:22:58,911 [ Laughs ] 471 00:22:58,911 --> 00:23:01,080 Where'd you just go? Where'd you just come out of? 472 00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:05,251 [ Laughs ] Where did you just come out of? 473 00:23:05,251 --> 00:23:08,621 Where were you? Where were you? 474 00:23:08,621 --> 00:23:10,189 Bathroom! 475 00:23:10,189 --> 00:23:14,660 Ribeiro: Grandpa has no idea he's TP'ing his own house... 476 00:23:14,660 --> 00:23:15,928 from the inside. 477 00:23:15,928 --> 00:23:18,530 [ Woman laughing ] 478 00:23:20,132 --> 00:23:22,635 Woman: Dad! Turn around! 479 00:23:22,635 --> 00:23:23,736 [ Laughing ] 480 00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:25,004 What? 481 00:23:25,004 --> 00:23:28,107 What?! What? 482 00:23:28,107 --> 00:23:29,708 Man: What are you looking for? 483 00:23:29,708 --> 00:23:30,743 Glasses. 484 00:23:30,743 --> 00:23:33,078 Your glasses? Yeah. 485 00:23:33,078 --> 00:23:34,780 Why? You repeating everything I'm sayin'? 486 00:23:34,780 --> 00:23:35,948 I'm just double-checking. 487 00:23:35,948 --> 00:23:37,683 Want to make sure you know what you're looking for. 488 00:23:37,683 --> 00:23:38,717 Well... 489 00:23:38,717 --> 00:23:40,019 Ribeiro: To be fair, 490 00:23:40,019 --> 00:23:42,021 her glasses would be easier to find 491 00:23:42,021 --> 00:23:44,657 if she were wearing her glasses. 492 00:23:44,657 --> 00:23:45,758 ♪♪ 493 00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:47,793 [ Woman muttering ] 494 00:23:53,732 --> 00:23:55,567 [ Man laughs ] 495 00:23:57,036 --> 00:23:59,772 Ribeiro: As someone who had three kids under 10, 496 00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:01,407 I feel ya, Dad. 497 00:24:10,582 --> 00:24:11,183 [ Laughter ] 498 00:24:11,183 --> 00:24:13,852 Woman: So, Dad, what happened? 499 00:24:13,852 --> 00:24:15,354 You went and bought a shirt today? 500 00:24:15,354 --> 00:24:17,856 Not today. It was a couple of days ago. 501 00:24:17,856 --> 00:24:20,893 I went to... wherever it was. 502 00:24:20,893 --> 00:24:22,995 I was -- I bought a few -- a couple -- 503 00:24:22,995 --> 00:24:26,165 I went in to buy socks and some underwear. 504 00:24:26,165 --> 00:24:28,167 Okay. Which I did. 505 00:24:28,167 --> 00:24:30,035 And they also had these shirts 506 00:24:30,035 --> 00:24:32,705 that were buy one, get one free. 507 00:24:32,705 --> 00:24:33,238 Great! 508 00:24:33,238 --> 00:24:36,775 So I bought one and got one free. 509 00:24:36,775 --> 00:24:38,877 [ Laughter ] 510 00:24:38,877 --> 00:24:45,017 ♪♪ 511 00:24:45,017 --> 00:24:46,986 Ribeiro: When it's buy-one-get-one-free, 512 00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:49,722 who has time to check the size chart? 513 00:24:49,722 --> 00:24:51,623 [ Laughter ] 514 00:24:51,623 --> 00:24:57,529 ♪♪ 515 00:24:59,298 --> 00:25:02,368 I love a good mystery. Why? I don't know. 516 00:25:02,368 --> 00:25:05,804 That in and of itself is a good mystery. 517 00:25:05,804 --> 00:25:07,973 Which I like! 518 00:25:07,973 --> 00:25:09,308 Put your sleuthing cap on 519 00:25:09,308 --> 00:25:13,112 and get ready for some Funsolved Mysteries. 520 00:25:13,112 --> 00:25:15,080 A backyard brainteaser. 521 00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:18,817 How did Paul discover that he forgot to pay the water bill? 522 00:25:19,952 --> 00:25:21,754 Man: Yeah, run. 523 00:25:21,754 --> 00:25:23,622 [ Laughter ] 524 00:25:24,990 --> 00:25:26,492 A hair query. 525 00:25:26,492 --> 00:25:31,063 Why is there never a wait at "Benny's Barber Shop"? 526 00:25:31,063 --> 00:25:33,032 [ Clippers buzzing ] 527 00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:35,067 Who said you can't give a haircut 528 00:25:35,067 --> 00:25:37,803 while you're getting a haircut yourself? 529 00:25:37,803 --> 00:25:39,104 A doggie dilemma. 530 00:25:39,104 --> 00:25:41,073 When did Zach realize he'd be appearing 531 00:25:41,073 --> 00:25:42,975 on "See Spot Prank," the world's first 532 00:25:42,975 --> 00:25:45,677 all-Dalmatian hidden-camera show? 533 00:25:55,087 --> 00:25:57,022 A virtual-reality riddle. 534 00:25:57,022 --> 00:25:58,991 Why does Dad always have the high score 535 00:25:58,991 --> 00:26:01,026 on "Bannister Basher"? 536 00:26:04,096 --> 00:26:05,130 Man: Okay. 537 00:26:05,130 --> 00:26:06,765 [ Screams ] 538 00:26:06,765 --> 00:26:07,800 [ Laughter ] 539 00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:08,867 Young man: Dad! 540 00:26:08,867 --> 00:26:10,869 [ Laughter ] 541 00:26:11,470 --> 00:26:15,808 Ribeiro: These mysteries aren't just solved. They're Funsolved. 542 00:26:15,808 --> 00:26:18,577 [ Applause ] 543 00:26:18,577 --> 00:26:21,480 Do you ever go to a restaurant and they tell you the specials 544 00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:24,049 and you think, "Ooh, I better get that, that's a special, 545 00:26:24,049 --> 00:26:26,118 and they might never have it again"? 546 00:26:26,118 --> 00:26:28,086 Well, in that spirit, enjoy these videos 547 00:26:28,086 --> 00:26:29,488 that are tonight's specials. 548 00:26:29,488 --> 00:26:31,390 Or maybe they're just a regular ol' burger. 549 00:26:31,390 --> 00:26:33,892 I mean, you can't go wrong with a good burger, now. 550 00:26:33,892 --> 00:26:35,060 [ Chuckles ] 551 00:26:35,060 --> 00:26:36,228 Woman: Come on. 552 00:26:36,228 --> 00:26:38,330 Ribeiro: Sometimes the hunter becomes the hunted 553 00:26:38,330 --> 00:26:42,134 and sometimes the fish feeder becomes the fish food. 554 00:26:42,134 --> 00:26:44,102 Man: He's coming. One more swipe. 555 00:26:44,102 --> 00:26:46,038 [ Woman screams ] 556 00:26:46,038 --> 00:26:47,239 Man: Ah, that was awesome! 557 00:26:47,239 --> 00:26:49,041 He scratched her, too! 558 00:26:49,041 --> 00:26:50,108 Woman: Oh, my God! 559 00:26:50,108 --> 00:26:51,510 Man: Ohh! Yes! 560 00:26:51,510 --> 00:26:54,980 Ribeiro: This guy puts the "zip" in zipline. 561 00:26:54,980 --> 00:26:56,048 [ Man shouts ] 562 00:26:56,048 --> 00:26:59,151 [ Laughter ] 563 00:26:59,151 --> 00:27:02,821 Ribeiro: Worst Fred Flintstone impression ever. 564 00:27:09,194 --> 00:27:14,433 ♪♪ 565 00:27:14,433 --> 00:27:16,268 Ribeiro: Inflatable chickens are built 566 00:27:16,268 --> 00:27:19,204 more for looks than for balance. 567 00:27:19,204 --> 00:27:21,974 ♪♪ 568 00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:23,041 Aah! 569 00:27:23,041 --> 00:27:24,943 [ Laughter ] 570 00:27:26,278 --> 00:27:30,616 Woman: I can't even. I cannot make this up. 571 00:27:31,049 --> 00:27:35,087 Look. Who's. Back. 572 00:27:35,087 --> 00:27:37,656 Get out of my house. 573 00:27:39,291 --> 00:27:41,126 Get out. Get out. 574 00:27:41,126 --> 00:27:43,028 [ Thumping ] 575 00:27:43,028 --> 00:27:44,363 Ribeiro: If this is Groundhogs Day, 576 00:27:44,363 --> 00:27:48,166 does that mean he's going to do this all over again tomorrow? 577 00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:49,401 Woman: Get out. Get goin'. Get goin'. 578 00:27:49,401 --> 00:27:53,472 Get goin'. Get goin'. Get goin'. 579 00:27:53,472 --> 00:27:57,109 Get goin' out of my house. Out of my house. 580 00:27:57,109 --> 00:28:00,212 ♪♪ 581 00:28:00,212 --> 00:28:03,015 Woman: Maverick, do you want to try this asparagus? 582 00:28:03,015 --> 00:28:04,082 Lookit. 583 00:28:04,082 --> 00:28:05,350 Ribeiro: You ever see a baby try 584 00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:08,387 to use mind control to get out of eating his dinner? 585 00:28:08,387 --> 00:28:11,089 Woman: Okay. You can do it. 586 00:28:11,089 --> 00:28:14,459 No? Wanna try again. 587 00:28:14,459 --> 00:28:16,895 Here you go. [ Grunts ] 588 00:28:16,895 --> 00:28:18,096 Wanna try it? 589 00:28:20,299 --> 00:28:23,902 Ribeiro: Man, I never thought they'd remake "E.T." 590 00:28:23,902 --> 00:28:29,074 ♪♪ 591 00:28:29,074 --> 00:28:31,043 [ Applause ] 592 00:28:33,145 --> 00:28:35,280 Even though we already had Dog Park, 593 00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:37,416 now we're gonna show a dog montage 594 00:28:37,416 --> 00:28:40,419 which is kind of like Dog Park except it's set to music. 595 00:28:40,419 --> 00:28:41,520 I mean, what are you gonna do -- 596 00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:43,322 complain that we have too many dogs? 597 00:28:43,322 --> 00:28:45,224 Ha ha! Doubt it! 598 00:28:45,224 --> 00:28:46,525 ♪♪ 599 00:28:46,525 --> 00:28:48,393 ♪ Look at that dog, look at that dog ♪ 600 00:28:48,393 --> 00:28:50,162 ♪ Look at that, look at that, look at that dog ♪ 601 00:28:50,162 --> 00:28:51,530 ♪ Look at that dog, look at that dog ♪ 602 00:28:51,530 --> 00:28:53,332 ♪ Look at that, look at that, look at that dog ♪ 603 00:28:53,332 --> 00:28:54,666 ♪ Look at that dog, look at that dog ♪ 604 00:28:54,666 --> 00:28:57,069 ♪ Look at that, look at that, look at that dog ♪ 605 00:28:57,069 --> 00:29:05,143 ♪♪ 606 00:29:05,143 --> 00:29:06,311 [ Woman laughs ] 607 00:29:06,311 --> 00:29:09,481 ♪ Big dogs, small dogs, short dogs, tall dogs ♪ 608 00:29:09,481 --> 00:29:13,151 ♪ Giant dogs, mini dogs, fat dogs, skinny dogs ♪ 609 00:29:13,151 --> 00:29:14,486 ♪ Look, watch 'em run dogs ♪ 610 00:29:14,486 --> 00:29:16,321 ♪ All those play for fun dogs ♪ 611 00:29:16,321 --> 00:29:17,589 ♪ Look at that dog, look at that dog ♪ 612 00:29:17,589 --> 00:29:19,458 ♪ Look at that, look at that, look at that dog ♪ 613 00:29:19,458 --> 00:29:21,293 ♪ Look at that dog, look at that dog ♪ 614 00:29:21,293 --> 00:29:22,594 ♪ Look at that, look at that, look at that dog ♪ 615 00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:24,463 ♪ Look at that dog, look at that dog ♪ 616 00:29:24,463 --> 00:29:26,932 ♪ Look at that, look at that, look at that dog ♪ 617 00:29:26,932 --> 00:29:33,105 ♪♪ 618 00:29:33,105 --> 00:29:34,206 [ Dog barking ] 619 00:29:34,206 --> 00:29:36,074 [ Dog yelping ] 620 00:29:36,074 --> 00:29:37,442 ♪ Crazy dogs, lazy dogs ♪ 621 00:29:37,442 --> 00:29:39,311 ♪ Some are even hazy dogs ♪ 622 00:29:39,311 --> 00:29:40,612 ♪ Dark dogs, male dogs ♪ 623 00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:42,481 ♪ Some will chase their tail dogs ♪ 624 00:29:42,481 --> 00:29:44,316 ♪ Dancin' dogs, prancin' dogs ♪ 625 00:29:44,316 --> 00:29:45,617 ♪ Even all those fancy dogs ♪ 626 00:29:45,617 --> 00:29:47,452 ♪ Look at that dog, look at that dog ♪ 627 00:29:47,452 --> 00:29:49,254 ♪ Look at that, look at that, look at that dog ♪ 628 00:29:49,254 --> 00:29:50,589 ♪ Look at that dog, look at that dog ♪ 629 00:29:50,589 --> 00:29:52,457 ♪ Look at that, look at that, look at that dog ♪ 630 00:29:52,457 --> 00:29:54,393 ♪ Look at that dog, look at that dog ♪ 631 00:29:54,393 --> 00:29:56,194 ♪ Look at that, look at that, look at that dog ♪ 632 00:29:56,194 --> 00:30:00,966 ♪♪ 633 00:30:00,966 --> 00:30:02,300 [ Laughter ] 634 00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:03,635 ♪ Look at that dog, look at that dog ♪ 635 00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:05,437 ♪ Look at that, look at that, look at that dog ♪ 636 00:30:05,437 --> 00:30:06,705 ♪ Look at that dog, look at that dog ♪ 637 00:30:06,705 --> 00:30:08,573 ♪ Look at that, look at that, look at that dog ♪ 638 00:30:08,573 --> 00:30:10,375 ♪ Look at that dog, look at that dog ♪ 639 00:30:10,375 --> 00:30:13,245 ♪ Look at that, look at that, look at that dog ♪ 640 00:30:17,115 --> 00:30:19,051 You don't want to get married? 641 00:30:19,051 --> 00:30:20,318 No! 642 00:30:20,318 --> 00:30:22,220 You don't want to have a wife? 643 00:30:22,220 --> 00:30:23,388 No! 644 00:30:23,388 --> 00:30:25,157 Are you sure? 645 00:30:25,157 --> 00:30:26,425 Yeah. 646 00:30:26,425 --> 00:30:27,659 What about Farrah? 647 00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:30,328 What if she wants to get married? 648 00:30:30,328 --> 00:30:33,632 No! I'm not marrying a girl! 649 00:30:33,632 --> 00:30:36,368 [ Gasps ] What are you gonna do? 650 00:30:36,368 --> 00:30:38,637 I just want to marry you! 651 00:30:38,637 --> 00:30:41,707 Oh. That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard. 652 00:30:41,707 --> 00:30:44,710 Ask your kid if they want to get married one day 653 00:30:44,710 --> 00:30:47,946 and upload their funny answer to AFV.com. 654 00:30:52,084 --> 00:30:53,485 It's time for two-fers. 655 00:30:53,485 --> 00:30:55,554 And since it's about two things happening, 656 00:30:55,554 --> 00:30:58,290 we thought about doing a fancy split-screen effect 657 00:30:58,290 --> 00:31:00,559 where a "second Al" appears on stage 658 00:31:00,559 --> 00:31:02,461 and starts annoying "original Al." 659 00:31:02,461 --> 00:31:04,730 And then I thought, but what if second Al 660 00:31:04,730 --> 00:31:07,399 wants to share original Al's dressing room? 661 00:31:07,399 --> 00:31:11,136 Huh? Huh? Or wants a cut of original Al's paycheck? 662 00:31:11,136 --> 00:31:12,504 Nah! Ah-ah! No. 663 00:31:12,504 --> 00:31:15,207 I think I'll just say, "Check out these two-fers." 664 00:31:15,207 --> 00:31:17,175 Yeah, it's much easier. 665 00:31:17,175 --> 00:31:20,579 ♪♪ 666 00:31:20,579 --> 00:31:24,416 Don't feel bad. You had no way of knowing how slippery it was. 667 00:31:24,416 --> 00:31:26,384 Unlike your brother. 668 00:31:26,384 --> 00:31:29,421 [ Boy screams ] 669 00:31:29,421 --> 00:31:33,191 Woman: Your shoe! Oh, my gosh! 670 00:31:33,191 --> 00:31:34,392 [ Laughter ] 671 00:31:34,392 --> 00:31:36,528 Woman: The keys! Get up! 672 00:31:36,528 --> 00:31:38,597 Ribeiro: I'm not waiting for the other shoe to drop. 673 00:31:38,597 --> 00:31:39,731 Woman: [ Laughs ] There it goes. 674 00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:41,633 Ribeiro: I'm waiting for it to float away. 675 00:31:41,633 --> 00:31:44,336 Woman: There goes the other shoe! Get it! 676 00:31:44,336 --> 00:31:47,406 ♪♪ 677 00:31:47,406 --> 00:31:49,441 Ribeiro: Some people teach their dogs to sit. 678 00:31:49,441 --> 00:31:52,410 Some teach them to always be camera-ready. 679 00:31:52,410 --> 00:31:57,115 Woman: Girls. Girls. Take a selfie for Daddy. 680 00:31:57,115 --> 00:31:58,383 [ Dog whimpers ] 681 00:31:58,383 --> 00:32:01,319 Good job! 682 00:32:01,319 --> 00:32:02,387 [ Ice-cream truck music plays ] 683 00:32:02,387 --> 00:32:04,122 Mom! 684 00:32:04,122 --> 00:32:08,593 ♪♪ 685 00:32:08,593 --> 00:32:10,562 Ribeiro: I hope that's the Good Humor man 686 00:32:10,562 --> 00:32:12,564 because he's gonna need a good sense of humor 687 00:32:12,564 --> 00:32:14,266 to deal with this. 688 00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:18,470 ♪♪ 689 00:32:18,470 --> 00:32:22,274 What's this plane's E.T.A.? Estimated time of attack. 690 00:32:24,242 --> 00:32:26,812 Ow! [ Laughs ] 691 00:32:26,812 --> 00:32:30,348 Ribeiro: Don't worry. She booked a return flight. 692 00:32:30,348 --> 00:32:32,551 Don't throw it at people. Ow! 693 00:32:32,551 --> 00:32:33,785 [ Laughter ] 694 00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:36,121 Alright. That's enough of that. 695 00:32:36,121 --> 00:32:38,323 ♪♪ 696 00:32:38,323 --> 00:32:41,226 Oh! Gina! Gina! Gina! 697 00:32:41,226 --> 00:32:42,260 Ohh! 698 00:32:43,728 --> 00:32:47,532 Ribeiro: I mean, did he not see what just happened to Gina? 699 00:32:47,532 --> 00:32:49,234 Gina: Aah! 700 00:32:49,234 --> 00:32:52,470 ♪♪ 701 00:32:52,470 --> 00:32:54,840 An inflatable pool inside a moving van? 702 00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:58,577 It's like a homemade amusement park for people who hate lines. 703 00:32:58,577 --> 00:33:00,278 [ Laughter ] 704 00:33:00,278 --> 00:33:02,147 Holy... 705 00:33:02,147 --> 00:33:05,283 Ow! Ow! 706 00:33:05,283 --> 00:33:07,085 Alright! 707 00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:13,291 [ Laughs ] I don't even know what it is. 708 00:33:13,291 --> 00:33:15,260 Woman: What do you see? 709 00:33:15,260 --> 00:33:17,429 It looks like a baby. 710 00:33:17,429 --> 00:33:20,232 Obviously because it's labeled "A" baby. 711 00:33:20,232 --> 00:33:22,400 "B" baby. 712 00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:24,169 Twins?! 713 00:33:25,504 --> 00:33:27,372 You gotta be kidding me! 714 00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:35,313 Ribeiro: You know what the world needs now? 715 00:33:35,313 --> 00:33:37,382 A girl who's really on a roll. 716 00:33:37,382 --> 00:33:41,820 ♪♪ 717 00:33:41,820 --> 00:33:44,356 Woman: I thought you were going to the potty 718 00:33:44,356 --> 00:33:46,491 to go pee-pee or poo-poo. 719 00:33:46,491 --> 00:33:49,995 ♪♪ 720 00:33:49,995 --> 00:33:54,232 Ribeiro: I hope you've enjoyed a girl who's really on a roll. 721 00:33:58,603 --> 00:34:00,705 I'd like to remind you that tomorrow is 722 00:34:00,705 --> 00:34:02,874 "National Go Through All the Videos on your Phone 723 00:34:02,874 --> 00:34:05,877 to See If Any of Them Are Funny Enough for AFV Day." 724 00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:08,513 Okay, that's not actually a thing, but it should be. 725 00:34:08,513 --> 00:34:09,948 Just sayin'. 726 00:34:09,948 --> 00:34:13,852 Man: Oh, here. They put multiple things in a bag. 727 00:34:13,852 --> 00:34:15,654 You know, some heavy stuff, you know, 728 00:34:15,654 --> 00:34:18,590 like some pasta sauce, some Manwich. 729 00:34:18,590 --> 00:34:21,493 But no worries. We put 'em right on top of your... 730 00:34:21,493 --> 00:34:23,828 [ Glass shatters ] [ Laughs ] God! 731 00:34:23,828 --> 00:34:26,731 Ribeiro: Don't blame this on the guy who packed your groceries. 732 00:34:26,731 --> 00:34:28,700 Man: Well, they were on top of your potato chips 733 00:34:28,700 --> 00:34:30,635 that are probably busted. 734 00:34:30,635 --> 00:34:34,472 Look at the can of spaghetti sauce 735 00:34:34,472 --> 00:34:37,442 that now ruined my shoes! 736 00:34:37,442 --> 00:34:38,443 Ugh! 737 00:34:38,443 --> 00:34:39,544 [ Engines rev ] 738 00:34:39,544 --> 00:34:44,683 ♪♪ 739 00:34:44,683 --> 00:34:46,885 [ Laughter ] 740 00:34:46,885 --> 00:34:49,387 Ribeiro: It's like the ATV wants to punish him 741 00:34:49,387 --> 00:34:50,655 for doing wheelies. 742 00:34:50,655 --> 00:34:52,490 [ Laughter ] 743 00:34:56,528 --> 00:34:59,664 [ Funky music plays ] 744 00:34:59,664 --> 00:35:02,500 Ribeiro: Some people are just born to dance. 745 00:35:02,500 --> 00:35:11,509 ♪♪ 746 00:35:11,509 --> 00:35:13,545 -[ Growls ] -[ Screams ] 747 00:35:15,780 --> 00:35:19,150 Ribeiro: When mom's away, the boys will play. 748 00:35:20,485 --> 00:35:21,620 Ugh! 749 00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:23,521 [ Laughter ] 750 00:35:23,521 --> 00:35:28,560 ♪♪ 751 00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:31,129 [ Smack, smack, smack, smack ] 752 00:35:31,129 --> 00:35:35,433 Ribeiro: And the Academy Award for sound design goes to... 753 00:35:36,534 --> 00:35:38,336 ...Akiva's belly! 754 00:35:43,541 --> 00:35:45,043 Cameras are everywhere these days, 755 00:35:45,043 --> 00:35:47,812 which is good if you work on a funny video show, 756 00:35:47,812 --> 00:35:50,515 but not so good if you're up to no good. 757 00:35:50,515 --> 00:35:51,783 Well, now getting busted 758 00:35:51,783 --> 00:35:54,019 is not just the risk you take for risky behavior. 759 00:35:54,019 --> 00:35:56,087 It's also tonight's "Assignment America." 760 00:35:56,087 --> 00:35:58,790 Need some examples? Ehh... I showed them to you earlier. 761 00:35:58,790 --> 00:36:01,826 What were you doing? Something sneaky? Hmm? 762 00:36:01,826 --> 00:36:03,061 Jess, tell 'em what to do. 763 00:36:03,061 --> 00:36:04,996 Did your camera catch a chocolate-chip crook 764 00:36:04,996 --> 00:36:06,765 with their hand in the cookie jar? 765 00:36:06,765 --> 00:36:08,800 Does your cat-burglar tot get caught quite a lot? 766 00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:10,702 Send us videos of boneheads getting busted, 767 00:36:10,702 --> 00:36:12,804 and they just might win you some good honest cash. 768 00:36:12,804 --> 00:36:14,672 How's 20 or even 100 grand sound? 769 00:36:14,672 --> 00:36:16,074 Just upload the video to AFV.com. 770 00:36:16,074 --> 00:36:18,176 For full contest rules, log on to AFV.com. 771 00:36:18,176 --> 00:36:22,247 It's a fact that it's fun to catch 'em in the act! 772 00:36:26,651 --> 00:36:28,820 ♪♪ 773 00:36:28,820 --> 00:36:31,690 We've seen lots of stuff, some of it glorious. 774 00:36:31,690 --> 00:36:33,758 Now let's see who emerges victorious. 775 00:36:33,758 --> 00:36:35,093 Let's meet our finalists. 776 00:36:35,093 --> 00:36:37,729 First up, when you think your deck's creaking, 777 00:36:37,729 --> 00:36:38,963 here's an excellent plan -- 778 00:36:38,963 --> 00:36:41,933 don't test it in loose-fitting shorts if you can. 779 00:36:41,933 --> 00:36:43,802 It's "Dilapidated Deck Disaster" 780 00:36:43,802 --> 00:36:48,540 sent in by Jasmine McCartney from Defiance, Missouri. 781 00:36:52,644 --> 00:36:56,314 Sometimes two things fall down at once. 782 00:37:03,021 --> 00:37:05,690 Joining us are Jasmine and Chris. 783 00:37:05,690 --> 00:37:07,692 Now, Chris, you walked out onto the deck 784 00:37:07,692 --> 00:37:08,860 and you heard it squeak. 785 00:37:08,860 --> 00:37:10,161 I mean, you did the logical thing 786 00:37:10,161 --> 00:37:13,198 and jumped up and down on it. Like, what were you thinking?! 787 00:37:13,198 --> 00:37:15,967 We were unloading the RV, and then I was walking 788 00:37:15,967 --> 00:37:17,902 back and forth, and I heard a squeak. 789 00:37:17,902 --> 00:37:19,938 And so when I walked back again, 790 00:37:19,938 --> 00:37:22,006 I thought "Well, I'm gonna investigate this squeak." 791 00:37:22,006 --> 00:37:25,910 Well, when I did, the whole thing collapsed, 792 00:37:25,910 --> 00:37:27,846 and, literally, I was so stunned 793 00:37:27,846 --> 00:37:31,816 I could not even move or talk for a second or so. 794 00:37:31,816 --> 00:37:33,284 Well, we thought it was hysterical. 795 00:37:33,284 --> 00:37:36,121 And we also understand that you're a plumber by profession, 796 00:37:36,121 --> 00:37:38,890 which makes sense given how much plumber's crack 797 00:37:38,890 --> 00:37:40,992 we saw when your shorts fell down. 798 00:37:40,992 --> 00:37:43,495 Well, my wife always said I'm gonna make money 799 00:37:43,495 --> 00:37:44,195 with my butt, so... 800 00:37:44,195 --> 00:37:46,931 [ Laughs ] Well, here you go. Here's your chance! 801 00:37:46,931 --> 00:37:48,700 Good luck, buddy! 802 00:37:48,700 --> 00:37:50,368 Thanks. 803 00:37:50,368 --> 00:37:51,035 Alright. 804 00:37:51,035 --> 00:37:54,038 Next up, she won't get to watch her favorite shows 805 00:37:54,038 --> 00:37:57,776 'cause she's playing hooky from school and her mom surely knows. 806 00:37:57,776 --> 00:38:00,812 It's "TV-Loving Liar" sent in by Kerry Finnegan 807 00:38:00,812 --> 00:38:03,948 from Wilmot, New Hampshire. 808 00:38:03,948 --> 00:38:06,117 Mommy, can I watch TV? 809 00:38:06,117 --> 00:38:08,653 No. You stayed home from school today. No TV. 810 00:38:08,653 --> 00:38:09,954 But why?! 811 00:38:09,954 --> 00:38:11,923 Because you stayed home from school. You're sick. 812 00:38:11,923 --> 00:38:13,558 What does that mean?! 813 00:38:16,995 --> 00:38:19,831 Right. So that's why there's no TV, Kae. 814 00:38:19,831 --> 00:38:21,466 So there's no TV. 815 00:38:22,934 --> 00:38:25,937 No, lying is not accepted in this house. 816 00:38:25,937 --> 00:38:29,874 Joining us are Kerry, Casey, Molly, Broghan, and Kaelin. 817 00:38:29,874 --> 00:38:32,076 So, Kaelin, you're quite a bit older 818 00:38:32,076 --> 00:38:35,013 than you were in the video, as it was shot 10 years ago. 819 00:38:35,013 --> 00:38:39,551 Do you still have memories of that day? 820 00:38:39,551 --> 00:38:41,052 Um, no, not really. 821 00:38:41,052 --> 00:38:42,754 No memories at all. Alright. 822 00:38:42,754 --> 00:38:43,955 Well, Kerry, did you suspect 823 00:38:43,955 --> 00:38:46,824 that Kaelin was lying before she admitted it? 824 00:38:46,824 --> 00:38:48,726 A hundred percent. 825 00:38:48,726 --> 00:38:49,994 Well, you know what? Listen. 826 00:38:49,994 --> 00:38:53,932 At least she really loves TV, so I gotta respect that. Okay? 827 00:38:53,932 --> 00:38:54,966 That she does. 828 00:38:54,966 --> 00:38:57,068 Alright. Good luck, y'all. 829 00:38:57,068 --> 00:39:00,972 And finally, it's not his horsey, but he gives it a brush. 830 00:39:00,972 --> 00:39:03,942 He hears someone coming then runs off in a rush. 831 00:39:03,942 --> 00:39:06,044 It's "Better Dive Before Sis Arrives" 832 00:39:06,044 --> 00:39:10,648 sent in by Breanna Winter from Kremmling, Colorado. 833 00:39:10,648 --> 00:39:12,217 That's not his toy pony, 834 00:39:12,217 --> 00:39:15,753 so he'll make sure not to act suspicious. 835 00:39:15,753 --> 00:39:17,455 [ Thud ] 836 00:39:20,625 --> 00:39:21,793 Girl: Owen! 837 00:39:21,793 --> 00:39:23,261 [ Woman laughing ] 838 00:39:23,261 --> 00:39:27,999 Joining us are Breanna, Jason, Laney, Amelia, and Owen. 839 00:39:27,999 --> 00:39:30,768 Breanna, you were shooting video of Owen 840 00:39:30,768 --> 00:39:32,003 playing with Amelia's toy horse. 841 00:39:32,003 --> 00:39:34,772 Did you anticipate there was gonna be trouble 842 00:39:34,772 --> 00:39:37,108 when Amelia walked in? 843 00:39:37,108 --> 00:39:39,110 Well, I mean, he's a little brother, 844 00:39:39,110 --> 00:39:42,013 so he likes to be ornery, so I had a feeling 845 00:39:42,013 --> 00:39:44,048 he might do something. 846 00:39:44,048 --> 00:39:46,150 Well, it wasn't the fastest getaway, 847 00:39:46,150 --> 00:39:48,086 but it was certainly one of the funniest. 848 00:39:48,086 --> 00:39:49,888 So good luck, y'all. 849 00:39:49,888 --> 00:39:51,122 Thank you. Alright. 850 00:39:51,122 --> 00:39:52,924 We're going to find out who takes home the cash 851 00:39:52,924 --> 00:39:54,158 in just a minute, but first, 852 00:39:54,158 --> 00:39:55,426 let's take a look at some of the clips 853 00:39:55,426 --> 00:39:59,697 that didn't make our top three in tonight's Honorable Mention. 854 00:39:59,697 --> 00:40:08,873 ♪♪ 855 00:40:08,873 --> 00:40:17,949 ♪♪ 856 00:40:17,949 --> 00:40:23,688 ♪♪ 857 00:40:23,688 --> 00:40:24,889 [ Woman screams ] 858 00:40:24,889 --> 00:40:28,726 ♪♪ 859 00:40:28,726 --> 00:40:31,462 [ Warble! ] 860 00:40:32,930 --> 00:40:35,166 [ Applause ] 861 00:40:35,166 --> 00:40:37,302 Okay. It's time to hand out tonight's prizes. 862 00:40:37,302 --> 00:40:40,104 $20,000 for first, $6,000 for second, 863 00:40:40,104 --> 00:40:42,073 and $4,000 for third. Here we go. 864 00:40:42,073 --> 00:40:46,144 Our third-place, $4,000 winner is... 865 00:40:46,144 --> 00:40:48,913 "TV-Loving Liar" sent in by Kerry Finnegan 866 00:40:48,913 --> 00:40:50,948 from Wilmot, New Hampshire! 867 00:40:50,948 --> 00:40:52,684 [ Cheers and applause ] 868 00:40:52,684 --> 00:40:54,052 Thank you! 869 00:40:54,052 --> 00:40:56,120 And the winner of the $20,000 870 00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:59,891 and tonight's funniest home video is... 871 00:40:59,891 --> 00:41:01,292 "Better Dive Before Sis Arrives" 872 00:41:01,292 --> 00:41:04,162 sent in by Breanna Winter from Kremmling, Colorado! 873 00:41:04,162 --> 00:41:07,865 We have Amelia, Breanna, Jason, Laney, and Owen. 874 00:41:07,865 --> 00:41:10,034 Yes! Congratulations! 875 00:41:10,034 --> 00:41:14,005 Breanna, tell us about the dynamic 876 00:41:14,005 --> 00:41:16,974 between Owen and his sisters. 877 00:41:16,974 --> 00:41:19,978 Oh, well, so, he has two older sisters, 878 00:41:19,978 --> 00:41:22,180 so he is the little brother and he's the youngest, 879 00:41:22,180 --> 00:41:26,250 so he likes to cause them some headache throughout the day, 880 00:41:26,250 --> 00:41:27,986 and so that's what he was doing. 881 00:41:27,986 --> 00:41:29,253 He was playing with her horse, 882 00:41:29,253 --> 00:41:30,355 and he knew she wouldn't like it, 883 00:41:30,355 --> 00:41:33,191 so he tried to escape as fast as he could. 884 00:41:33,191 --> 00:41:36,160 [ Laughs ] We love it. Well, now that you've won 20 grand, 885 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:38,429 you can buy your daughters all sorts of things 886 00:41:38,429 --> 00:41:43,234 that Owen will want to play with simply because they're not his. 887 00:41:43,234 --> 00:41:45,770 [ Laughs ] Yup. Yup. 888 00:41:45,770 --> 00:41:47,105 Alright. Congratulations. 889 00:41:47,105 --> 00:41:51,109 You just won $20,000 and a shot at $100,000. 890 00:41:51,109 --> 00:41:53,044 Congratulations, y'all. 891 00:41:53,044 --> 00:41:55,113 [ Cheers and applause ] Well, that's it. 892 00:41:55,113 --> 00:41:58,049 We'll be back next week with a bunch of all-new videos 893 00:41:58,049 --> 00:41:59,951 and an exactly-the-same me. 894 00:41:59,951 --> 00:42:02,120 Yeah. Yeah. We'll see you next time. 895 00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:03,354 And don't forget -- if you upload a video 896 00:42:03,354 --> 00:42:06,124 and it airs on the show, we'll send you an "AFV" T-shirt. 897 00:42:06,124 --> 00:42:07,358 So good night everybody and remember -- 898 00:42:07,358 --> 00:42:10,028 send your video to me, you might win 20 G's. 899 00:42:10,028 --> 00:42:11,062 Good night, y'all! 900 00:42:11,062 --> 00:42:12,797 [ Cheers and applause ] 901 00:42:12,797 --> 00:42:17,268 ♪♪ 902 00:42:17,268 --> 00:42:20,805 -- Captions by VITAC -- 903 00:42:20,805 --> 00:42:29,814 ♪♪ 904 00:42:29,814 --> 00:42:39,056 ♪♪ 905 00:42:39,056 --> 00:42:48,099 ♪♪ 906 00:42:48,099 --> 00:42:54,705 ♪♪