Ribeiro: Here's an "AFV" tease that is sure to please.
♪♪
Man: Hey, you. [ Both squeal ]
[ Person laughs ]
[ Dog growling ]
Aah!
Woman: Can you press the green one?
[ Note plays ] [ Laughs ]
Welcome to "America's Funniest Home Videos."
And now here he is, the host of our show --
Alfonso Ribeiro!
Whoo! Let's do it, y'all.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Come on, now. Come on, now. There you go.
How are ya? How are ya?
Hello, and welcome to "America's Funniest Home Videos,"
where our motto is, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
That means we're gonna do the thing
where we show funny videos,
and we're gonna keep on doing it until it stops,
because we don't ever want it to stop working, okay, ever.
Daddy has bills to pay, okay?
Watch as they accidentally invent the sport
of boomer bowling.
Heavy!
Aah! Ow! Ow!
♪♪
[ Man laughs ]
Ribeiro: You know, you don't have to try
every Internet wellness trend that pops up on your feed.
[ Man laughing ]
Let's go!
Ribeiro: Don't be so distracted by his awesome 'stache
that you miss what's going on under the stairs.
[ Hisses ] [ Shouts ]
[ Laughter ]
Girl: Daddy. Dad.
Ribeiro: Here's a case for tinted glass.
[ Laughing ]
[ Jackhammering ] Woman: Okay, so I am outside my dental office
for my appointment.
And I don't think this is what people want to hear
before they go into a dental appointment.
Ribeiro: At least he can use the "12 IQ points or less" lane.
[ Man laughing ]
Ribeiro: If I were a "dad joke" kind of guy,
I'd say she's gonna wig out.
Aah! [ Laughs ]
Ribeiro: Aren't you glad I'm above that?
♪♪
The pros get penalized for excess celebration.
Amateurs get penalized for excess bragging.
♪♪
Some people tell me their favorite part of the show
is "Kids Say" 'cause they like seeing
adorable people saying cute things.
To which I say, wait,
when I come out here and say things,
is that not adorable enough for you?
Am I not cute enough for you?
[ Crying ] Okay, I am doing my best.
I mean...
Also...
Woman: No, she lives in New York, silly.
Oh.
♪♪
Woman: Hi. What's the number that you have to call
in case of an emergency? Both: 911!
Okay, and then if Mommy and Daddy
are not available, who do you call?
Um...
[ Laughter ]
Excuse me. Out of the way, please.
Sorry.
Excuse me. Sorry. Excuse me.
Woman: Oh, that's our boy,
apologizing to all the flowers and saying excuse me.
[ Up-tempo music plays ]
Echo, cancel. [ Music stops ]
Echo...
Echo: Sorry, I don't know that.
[ Gasps ]
Echo, continue.
[ Music resumes ]
Some people just want life to be wine, women, and song.
Well, this next montage has the women and song part covered.
The wine you'll have to take care of yourself.
I mean, I'm not a "somah-lee-ay,"
a "somma-lee-air-lee-ay."
I'm not some wine guy.
♪ You will always be in my heart ♪
♪ You were there right from the start ♪
♪ You will always be in my heart ♪
[ Glass shatters ]
♪ I don't care about the time
♪ I just want your hand in mine ♪ [ Screams ]
♪ I don't care about the place
♪ I just want to see your face
♪ You're the perfect girl
[ Squeals, laughs ]
♪ You're the perfect girl
♪ You will always be in my heart ♪
♪ You were there right from the start ♪
♪ You will always be in my heart ♪
♪ I don't care about the time
♪ I just want your hand in mine ♪
[ Dog barks ]
♪ I don't care about the place
♪ I just want to see your face
♪ You're the perfect girl
Aah!
♪ You're the perfect girl
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪ You're the perfect girl
Got a funny video?
Upload it to AFV.com.
♪♪
[ Applause ]
It's good to be a do-it-yourselfer.
However, some tasks are beyond your ability,
so you should just swallow your pride and hire a guy.
Now, the good news is, at least you can tell people
that you called the guy all by yourself.
Hmm? Right? Right?
So here are some people who made the wrong call
by not making a phone call
to someone who knew what they were doing.
And it's opposite. It's righty loosey, as well.
It's not lefty loosey. It's righty...
Forget "righty tighty, lefty loosey."
Just remember the number of a good plumber.
Your hot water does --
[ Both scream ]
[ Both laughing ]
♪♪
Have you ever heard of a stud finder?
Neither has he.
♪♪
Making bats madder leads to a fall off the ladder.
Woman: Ugh! Ugh! Oh!
Are you okay?
After 2,000 years,
no one's thought to put back wheels on a wheelbarrow.
♪♪
This isn't really the right job for a shovel.
But it will be soon.
♪♪
The summer games are over,
but he's still thinking about the hammer toss.
Man: Oh!
Boy: I'm so sorry, Dad.
Dad?
Even if you're not a professional bird nest remover,
you should at least have a ladder.
♪♪
The comically colored scarf
doesn't exactly strike fear in the wasp nest community.
♪♪
[ Woman laughing ]
[ Applause ]
We've been on the air for 35 years,
and much of the thanks goes to things
that make you say, "Ooh!" or "Aah!"
But right now I want to salute the things
that make you say, "Aww!"
♪♪
[ Cat meows ]
♪♪
[ Woman laughing ]
Woman: This is driving me crazy.
I'm getting so sleepy. [ Laughs ]
♪♪
[ Woman laughs ]
[ Sneezes ]
Woman: Bless you. Oh, no.
♪♪
[ Gasps ]
[ People cheering ]
[ Crying ]
♪♪
Man: Mable, what do you want to do?
Do you want to go for a ride, or do you want to go for a walk?
♪♪
[ Giggling ]
Woman: Would you like a little brother or sister?
How about a little brother or sister?
Uh...
[ Laughter ]
[ Applause ]
I'm getting tired of movie trailers
that give away the entire movie.
Like, don't tell me every twist. Leave a little mystery.
That's why I'm not gonna tell you anything
about these next videos.
Oh, shoot, I shouldn't have even told you they were videos.
Great. I've ruined everything.
Every once in a while, nature just hands you
the opportunity for a great practical joke.
Woman: Terry, watch out!
[ Laughing ]
♪♪
Sometimes almost isn't good enough.
Boy: Oh!
Man: Don't move.
[ Laughter ]
How in the world did you get this?
Ribeiro: Some people put mousse in their hair.
So, I was standing over there, and Paisley was chasing it.
And I stood in the middle,
and then it just crawled up my leg and went in my hair.
Others go with chipmunks.
And I didn't know what to do.
Don't move.
I got some gloves up here. I'll get it out.
♪♪
He better not bite my neck.
Oh. [ Laughs ]
There was a chipmunk in my hair.
[ Orchestra playing ]
Looks like the kettle drum had more oomph than he thought.
Luckily, his fellow drummer helps with this bummer.
Woman: Can you press the green one?
[ Note plays ] [ Laughs ]
Ribeiro: Not knowing which one is the green one
is the least of his problems.
Woman: What was that? [ Laughs ]
♪♪
Ribeiro: A well-placed hoe can turn any gardener
into a cartoon character.
♪♪
[ Woman laughing ]
Ribeiro: You might want a helmet that doesn't outweigh you.
♪♪
Woman: Sneaky.
♪♪
Nothing.
Ribeiro: Guilty beyond a shadow of a doubt.
♪♪
Question -- When I have a headache and take an aspirin,
how does the aspirin know to go to my head, hmm, hmm?
And if I take an aspirin and stand on my head,
will it get confused and go to my feet?
And if my head and feet hurt, do I have to just lay there flat?
Uh!
Man, this is just giving me a headache, okay?
Man: Wow.
Ribeiro: Elephants can carry tons of weight.
Come on. Come on. Okay.
Ribeiro: Plastic chairs, considerably less.
Oh. [ Laughs ]
Woman: Athena. [ Dog barks ]
Ribeiro: "Get a water feature," they said.
No! No, no, no, no, no, no!
"It'll be nice," they said.
♪♪
See, Elianna? Oh, you see that bug?
Ooh, bug. Ooh!
The problem with ladybugs?
Oh, you're gonna touch it?
They look like M&M's.
[ Gasps ] No. No, no, no.
Did you eat him? Oh, God.
[ Laughs ]
While she's working on her swing...
Dad should work on his reflexes.
[ Laughter ]
I think the day they invented the doorbell cam
is the day ding-dong ditch died.
[ Doorbell rings ]
Sometimes terror can be adorable.
Man: Hey, you. [ Both squeal ]
[ Laughter ]
Hi.
How about you slip on your driveway,
you know, just for splits and giggles?
♪♪
A good belly rub is nothing to sneeze at.
Baby, baby! [ Dog sneezes ]
[ Woman laughing ]
Man: Sienna, what do you think of
your first-ever solar eclipse so far?
What?
Cool?
♪♪
We know what Maple thinks about it.
Ribeiro: Not all dogs are into astronomy.
Everyone dreams of finding a message in a bottle,
like a map to hidden treasure.
In this next video, a nice woman finds a message in a bottle.
But it's not the kind of message she was hoping for,
and it definitely doesn't lead her to treasure,
at least not the kind she'd ever want to find.
Okay, I found this out in the ocean
out past the pier this morning.
It's a message in a bottle.
So we're gonna open it, and we're gonna --
If I can.
Come on.
Woman: Who's got really long fingers?
Emma. Woman #2: Oh, I don't want --
See the -- the shells and stuff that was in it.
I guess I don't need all that.
Oh, my gosh, imagine -- I can't get it out.
I stopped the video.
I stopped the video, but I saved it.
Okay.
And I'm starting over.
Alright.
Who's got long fingers -- fingers that can --
Emma. Almost.
Wait.
Alright, I got it.
[ Cheering ] We got it!
What does it say? Okay, let's see what it says.
Woman: Read it out.
"Local, in this bottle is the ashes of my dear h--"
Oh, God.
[ Laughter ]
Oh, my God!
She has dead people on her hands.
Help me scoop it up.
People keep talking about doing away with the penny
because, let's face it, pennies are practically useless.
In fact, the only thing worth less than one cent
is my two cents.
Hey, wait a minute. That math ain't mathing.
I'm gonna give you my two cents,
which is about as worthless as two actual cents.
My two cents?
When giving your dogs a treat,
might I suggest a treat that looks a little less finger-like?
Woman: Easy, babe.
Good baby.
Easy, babe. Ooh!
Life pro tip -- If dad says, "How about you all bend down
while I launch a foam airplane over your heads,"
just say no.
Woman: Oh! Sorry. I'm sorry.
Some unsolicited advice --
If you can't tell park from reverse,
stick to an old-fashioned lawnmower you just push.
[ Tractor engine rumbling ]
Just my humble opinion,
but I think surprise parties work better
when you wait for the guests of honor
to park their car before surprising them.
[ Indistinct talking ]
Child: I did. I did.
I rided it all day.
Man: I'm taking video.
[ Garage door whirring ]
[ People screaming, tires screech ]
Woman: Oh, my God.
Ribeiro: This has been "My Two Cents,"
and you can take that to the bank.
[ Applause ]
Fun fact -- Dogs evolved from wolves,
and they're the first species where friendliness
was an adaptation for survival.
It's true. Yeah.
You don't see packs of wild hyenas going
[British accent] "After you, ol' chum!"
"No, no, no, no, no, no. After you.
There's plenty of zebra to go around."
"Oh, righty-o! If you insist.
Nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom!"
[ Normal voice ] Release the hounds.
It's time to go to the "Dog Park."
[ Toy squeaks, dog barks ]
Woman: Look at this dog.
Every good thief... Did you steal something in your dad's truck?
Oh!
...has a lookout pug.
[ Laughing ] That you weren't supposed to?
Get over here.
Ribeiro: His harness can't contain him.
Woman: Oh, God.
He's 70 pounds now. I gotta pick him up.
Do you want me to grab him?
Ribeiro: And his owner can barely carry him.
Come on.
[ Woman laughs ]
Oh, my God.
[ Indistinct talking ]
Woman: Just walked in the door with my groceries to this.
And the best part is...
the problem is contained.
Not entirely sure how he got in there,
but it kept him from getting into any more trouble.
♪♪
You gonna listen?
Get in the truck.
Ribeiro: His owner didn't know he called shotgun.
Man: Wrong door, dingus.
Ribeiro: And who names their dog Dingus?
♪♪
Woman: So you want a...today?
Ribeiro: His favorite thing to do is to look out the window.
[ Dog barking ]
Way to ruin it for him.
♪♪
Woman: Winston.
Winston, did you get into my bag?
Ribeiro: Some faces you can never stay mad at.
Woman: Did you get into my bag? Oh!
Ribeiro: Even when they have a stolen cookie in it.
♪♪
You don't need a passport to visit the animal kingdom.
But if you did, these people
should have their passports revoked.
They're more indoor people is what I'm trying to say.
Man: Alright, you're good. Keep going.
Ribeiro: Better check your O-rings.
Oh, my God. Oh! Oh, God!
And your opossum rings.
♪♪
[ Dog barking ]
I'm not sure if that's the world's toughest little dog
or the world's luckiest little dog.
Come on! [ Screams ]
♪♪
[ Screaming ]
Ribeiro: Exhibit A that some squirrels are just born jerks.
Woman: He's going to kiss you.
Oh, yeah. It's wonderful. Alright.
You're good. We're not dating, now.
[ Laughs ] Go get your fish.
Oh, God.
Ribeiro: This guy gets the seal of approval.
[ Sea lion grunts ]
Oh, yeah.
Oh!
That's real nice. Alright.
Ugh.
Ribeiro: This bird feeder attracts everybody but birds.
People aren't the only ones
who don't like raccoons getting into their stuff.
[ Growling ]
Woman: Is it still back there?
Yep. Right?
Don't break the TV, Brandon.
Ribeiro: Exhibit B that some squirrels are just born jerks.
[ Shouts ]
[ Woman screaming ]
♪♪
Get it outside!
Girl: Oh, they're so -- Woman: Oh, my God.
Ribeiro: Raccoons may rummage through your trash,
but they'll also help you create some dramatic mood lighting.
Oh, my gosh.
Man: Oh, my God. Are you getting this?
I am.
Oh, my God!
Ribeiro: Which is nice.
[ Laughter ]
[ Applause ]
Do you ever show up early for a meeting,
so you decide to drive around the block
to try not to look like the loser who arrived way too early?
But then you drive a little too far, get stuck in traffic,
and end up having to run to your meeting?
So now you're late, out of breath, sweaty, and panicking?
No? Yeah, yeah. Me neither, me neither.
Yeah, I don't even know why you brought that up.
Here are some videos that arrived just on time.
Hi!
Hi. Is my dad here?
He's on the phone, but --
[ Speaks indistinctly ] [ Gasps ] Your car.
Ribeiro: You think people are the only ones
who want to go play in the snow?
You got it. It's gonna stop.
It's gonna stop.
Woman: Did you learn a new trick?
Did you learn a new trick?
Do you want to show everybody your new trick?
[ Baby burps ] [ Woman laughs ]
Ribeiro: Looks like the dog's not much of a book person.
Ow.
Maybe poolside isn't the best place for a new bike ride.
♪♪
Come on.
You're so radiant.
You're so full of life and you're such a genuine person.
I know you guys are gonna have so much great adventure.
Ribeiro: They were going for a surprise ending to the video
but ended up surprising themselves.
[ Bang ]
[ Laughs ]
Double the midlife crisis. Double the fun.
Man: Oh.
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
Ribeiro: I know babies see their dads as larger than life.
But how large does he think Dad's mouth is?
Ahh!
♪♪
Some people spell "whew" with a W-H,
and some spell "phew" with a P-H.
Now, I don't care how you spell it,
but you'll definitely be seeing it
as you watch these close calls.
Whew!
♪♪
[ Roaring ]
That was close. Sister almost missed her.
The new dad has some new-dad reflexes.
Yet another reason to not stand under a tree
during a lightning storm.
♪♪
Hello, everyone!
Today I just lost my first tooth.
Man: Let's see the tooth.
She presents the tooth.
Ah!
Ribeiro: Forget the tooth fairy. Hold on.
They may get a visit from the plumber.
Very still.
Wait a second.
Girl: Yay! It's stuck on my hand.
Wait, wait. It's stuck on my hand.
[ Laughter ]
How did it stick on my hand?
Woman: Drum roll.
Ribeiro: Next birthday, individual cupcakes.
Woman: Whoo!
Crowd: Oh!
[ Laughter ]
Someone got that on camera.
[ Laughter ]
Ribeiro: Two, four, six, eight.
Hold your toddlers. That'd be great.
[ Shrieks ]
[ Laughter ]
Dad, I'm gonna pull forward.
What?
Everleigh! Everleigh!
[ Shrieks ]
[ Tires screech ]
Man: Good save, bro.
Ribeiro: He picked the perfect day to dress like a superhero.
Man: Good thing Captain America was here.
♪♪
Hide-and-seek, it's a simple game.
One person hides, the other person seeks.
And yet so many kids do it so very poorly.
So if you seek entertainment,
don't hide from this montage of hopeless hiders
and so-so seekers.
Woman: So, me and Ty are looking for Silo.
Wonder where he is.
Boy: I wonder where he is.
Man: ...four, five, six...
Go get it. Go get it.
♪♪
Woman: Any idea where he is? Yeah?
Do you have an idea where he is? Where do you think he is?
♪♪
Aah! [ Screams ]
[ Woman screams ]
♪♪
Man: Is she on the bed?
No. Is she under this blanket?
No. She's not over here.
Man: Mommy, have you seen Chris anywhere?
I just can't find him.
He's got, like, this really good spot.
Ohh, I wish I knew where Chris was.
Woman: Did you make a wish?
Not yet.
Man: Okay.
[ Laughter ]
Ask your kid what they would wish for
and upload it to AFV.com.
There are two types of people in the world,
people who hang out on their porch
and people who never want to interact with their neighbors.
You know what? Wait.
You know, there are actually three types,
because many people don't even have porches.
So for the plethora of porch-less people on the planet,
I dedicate these porch-based boneheads.
♪♪
A dude on a dilapidated deck
makes for some awfully anxious alliteration.
I'm starting to think "big hammock"
is in cahoots with "big chiropractor."
Aah!
[ Dog growling ]
All these years I thought dogs hated the mailman.
[ Dog growling ]
Turns out they just hate the mail.
Ow!
Ribeiro: Oh, no.
Don't worry.
Your friend will be there to help.
She just slipped on the stair.
I'm okay, I'm okay.
By making you look not so bad in comparison.
[ Shouts ]
Oh!
Gotta go. Yeah, I gotta go.
Alright.
Pull her up. Pull her up that way.
Mommy just fell, too.
Mama.
I can't talk right now.
Ribeiro: Want to see a fruit platter splatter?
♪♪
She's sneaking under the peephole
to drop off a birthday card.
Guess she hasn't heard about doorbell cameras yet.
♪♪
You know what the world needs now?
[ Clippers buzzing ]
I hope you've enjoyed...
[ Applause ]
Hey, Alfonso, can I see some more birthday videos?
Ha. Okay, Jason.
If you think putting pictures of me in your video
is gonna get me to show birthday videos...
well, you're absolutely right.
How could I say no to that face?
I mean, come on, man.
Group: Happy birthday!
[ Cheering ]
Ribeiro: They told her to blow out the candles.
They didn't say from which end.
[ Farts ]
[ Laughter ]
Group: ♪ Happy birthday to you
Person: Whoo!
Man: Come on! [ Laughs ]
Those are trick candles, I think.
Ribeiro: You don't get to her age
without learning how to problem-solve.
Woman: Help her, help her, Dan.
[ Laughs ]
Ribeiro: The piñata's full of candy.
Don't hit me with -- No.
His elbow, not so much.
Woman: Watch, watch.
[ Screams ]
[ Laughter ]
It's over here.
Woman: You found Mama's cake?
How did it get on the floor?
Because it's very shiny.
It's very shiny.
How did the shiny cake get on the floor?
Ribeiro: Matthew -- master of distraction.
Uh-oh. What's that?
[ Laughs ]
Nobody's knocking on the door.
Both: ♪ Happy birthday to --
[ Laughs ]
Together: ♪ ...birthday to you
Ribeiro: Who invited the birthday police?
Man: Whoo! Hold on, Ellison.
Woman: How's it smell, Paige-y?
Paige-y, you got to smell right up here.
Smell it.
[ Laughs ] Auntie Molly got you.
Ribeiro: Fool me once, shame on you.
Smell it good enough. What's that?
Fool me twice... What is that?
...cake on me.
[ Laughter ]
[ Applause ]
Your birthday party is the only time
you can wear a cone-shaped hat
and blow on a dessert that everyone's about to share
without people thinking you're weird.
And that's why birthdays are tonight's "Assignment America."
They may only come once a year,
but we want you to send us your birthday videos all year-round.
Jess, tell 'em how it's done.
Did your birthday celebration end in frustration?
Did someone drop the cake by mistake?
If your special day went astray,
send a video to us right away.
It could win you 20 or even 100 grand.
Just upload the video to AFV.com.
For full contest rules, log on to AFV.com.
Don't forget to send us your birthday clips,
because we like presents, too.
It's been a great show.
Laughter's good for your health.
And now three lucky families
will do some good for their wealth.
Let's meet our finalists.
First up, gifts are great, the getting, the giving.
But sometimes kids forget if the giver's still living.
It's "Surprise, She's Still Alive,"
sent in by Mike Palopoli from Deltona, Florida.
Also...
Woman: No, she lives in New York, silly.
Oh.
Joining us are Mike, Ashlee, Ace, and Mason.
Now, Mike and Ashlee, what do you think
made Ace think Aunt Carol might be in heaven?
Well, it's been a few years since she -- he --
they've seen her, and we travel a lot,
so I think he was just making sure she was still with us.
Alright, alright, I like that.
And, Ace, were you happy to hear that Aunt Carol
was still living in Florida?
Yes.
Well, good. I'm glad you're happy.
We're all happy that Aunt Carol is with us, okay?
Well, good luck.
Let's see if we can get the big money, alright?
Yeah. Alright.
Next up, finding a message in a bottle, that gives one hope.
But here's one that will have you reaching for soap.
It's "Life Was a Beach,"
sent in by Cindy Good from Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.
It's a message in a bottle.
So we're gonna open it and we're gonna --
If I can.
Woman: Emma. Woman #2: Oh, I don't want --
See the -- the shells and stuff that was in it.
"In this bottle is the ashes of my dear h--"
Oh, God.
[ Laughter ]
Joining us are Cindy and Sarah.
Now, Cindy, you called the woman who wrote the letter.
What was her reaction?
She wanted me to put the bot--
put the bottle back in the ocean.
Alright, that makes sense.
And what do you think you'll do
the next time you see a bottle on the beach?
I will pick it up and -- and see what's inside.
But I'll know what it is next time.
Are you gonna, like, dump it all in your hand?
Yeah, but I'll make sure I have hand sanitizer.
Alright, I like that idea. I like that idea.
Good luck. Both: Thank you.
Alright.
And finally, doorbell cameras are great.
They tell you who's there,
but when you don't want to be seen, it just seems so unfair.
It's "Not-So-Sneaky Senior,"
sent in by Teresa Potter from Branson, Missouri.
[ Applause ]
She's sneaking under the peephole
to drop off a birthday card.
Guess she hasn't heard about doorbell cameras yet.
Joining us are Teresa and Jeanne.
Now, Jeanne, why were you sneaking around
on Teresa's stoop?
Well, I like to place birthday cards on the doors
the night before somebody's birthday as a surprise.
Oh, well, that's wonderful.
And, Teresa, when you got the alert on your camera,
what were you expecting to see?
I didn't know what was out there, but it wa-- I just --
I was about to die laughing.
And my husband was still asleep.
And so I was trying not to laugh out loud.
Well, all I can tell you is we're all laughing out loud
'cause it was very funny.
So good luck, y'all, alright?
Thank you. Thank you.
Alright, we're gonna find out who takes home the cash
in just a minute, but first let's take a look
at some of the clips that didn't make our top three
in tonight's honorable mention.
[ Bicycle bell rings, tires screech ]
[ Engine revving ]
[ Boing! ]
[ Patter! Whistle! ]
[ Bang! ]
[ Creak! ]
[ Creak, thwack! ]
[ Screams ]
[ Clattering ]
[ Applause ]
Okay, it's time to hand out tonight's prizes --
$20,000 for first, $6,000 for second, and $4,000 for third.
Here we go.
Our third-place $4,000 winner is...
"Not-So-Sneaky Senior,"
sent in by Teresa Potter from Branson, Missouri.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Thank you.
And the winner of the $20,000
and tonight's funniest home video is...
"Surprise, She's Still Alive,"
sent in by Mike Palopoli from Deltona, Florida.
We have Ace, Mason, Ashlee, and Mike.
Wow! Congratulations! You won!
Now, Dad, tell us, what was Ace's reaction
when he heard the video was gonna be on "AFV"?
I think we were all pretty surprised.
But when we told Ace, he told us, "Oh, they hired me,"
so he thought he got the job.
Well, you know, I guess technically
we did hire you, right?
I mean, at the rate of $20,000 for 30 seconds of work.
I'd say that's a pretty good starting salary, if you ask me.
I'd say so. He's doing better than me.
Yeah, boy. And me, okay?
So congratulations.
You got $20,000 and a shot at $100,000.
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Congratulations.
Well, they say that nice guys finish last,
but nice shows finish right on time.
And that time is now.
Good night. We'll see you next time.
And don't forget, if you upload a video
and it airs on the show, will send you an "AFV" T-shirt.
So good night, everybody.
And remember, send your video to me,
you might win 20 G's.
Good night, y'all.
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