1 00:00:00,734 --> 00:00:01,935 Ribeiro: It's "AFV" time. 2 00:00:01,935 --> 00:00:05,471 So here's a sneak peek if it's funny videos you seek. 3 00:00:06,607 --> 00:00:09,176 [ Woman laughing ] 4 00:00:11,211 --> 00:00:12,479 Aaah! 5 00:00:12,479 --> 00:00:16,817 ♪♪ 6 00:00:16,817 --> 00:00:18,652 Woman: You got to take that off. 7 00:00:18,652 --> 00:00:20,521 That's Mommy's underwear. 8 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:26,593 ♪♪ 9 00:00:26,593 --> 00:00:29,963 Welcome to "America's Funniest Home Videos." 10 00:00:29,963 --> 00:00:38,605 And now here he is, the host of our show -- Alfonso Ribeiro! 11 00:00:38,605 --> 00:00:40,240 Let's do it. 12 00:00:41,909 --> 00:00:44,711 Come on, come on. That's what I'm talking about. 13 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:47,681 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 14 00:00:47,681 --> 00:00:50,717 Hello and welcome to "America's Funniest Videos." 15 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:53,620 If you're tired of Hollywood churning out nothing 16 00:00:53,620 --> 00:00:55,822 but sequels and prequels, you're in luck, 17 00:00:55,822 --> 00:00:57,925 because here at "AFV," we don't play that. 18 00:00:57,925 --> 00:01:00,394 Mainly because our show doesn't have characters 19 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:01,595 or any sort of plot, 20 00:01:01,595 --> 00:01:02,963 but that's beside the point. 21 00:01:02,963 --> 00:01:05,065 So forget about sequels and never mind prequels. 22 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:08,802 It's all about laughs and all things being equal. 23 00:01:08,802 --> 00:01:11,405 The slide thinks that this is such a bad idea 24 00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:13,674 that it tries to leave. 25 00:01:13,674 --> 00:01:16,410 Oh! [ Woman laughing ] 26 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:22,616 ♪♪ 27 00:01:22,616 --> 00:01:25,085 Woman: Love you. [ Laughter ] 28 00:01:27,287 --> 00:01:28,422 Holy crap. 29 00:01:29,723 --> 00:01:31,525 [ Laughter ] 30 00:01:31,525 --> 00:01:40,634 ♪♪ 31 00:01:40,634 --> 00:01:42,169 I'm done. 32 00:01:46,139 --> 00:01:51,178 Ribeiro: He seems a bit young to be suffering for his art. 33 00:01:52,245 --> 00:01:53,413 All done. 34 00:01:54,815 --> 00:01:58,452 Ribeiro: Goats can climb mountains and yet tiny wooden steps 35 00:01:58,452 --> 00:01:59,620 give them trouble. 36 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:02,589 ♪♪ 37 00:02:02,589 --> 00:02:06,393 [ Woman laughing ] 38 00:02:07,561 --> 00:02:08,862 Oops. [ Laughing ] 39 00:02:08,862 --> 00:02:12,499 Ribeiro: Carrying the bride across the threshold is adorable. 40 00:02:12,499 --> 00:02:13,800 It's even more adorable 41 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:16,370 if you keep the room key in your pocket. 42 00:02:16,370 --> 00:02:17,437 Dress is slippy. 43 00:02:19,606 --> 00:02:21,408 Do it. Okay. 44 00:02:24,611 --> 00:02:27,481 I'm about to do a headstand. 45 00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:29,149 Okay. Watch. 46 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:32,753 Ribeiro: It's good to stay hydrated when working out, 47 00:02:32,753 --> 00:02:34,554 but not this hydrated. 48 00:02:34,554 --> 00:02:43,664 ♪♪ 49 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:52,539 ♪♪ 50 00:02:53,740 --> 00:02:56,943 Imagine a place where the greatest snacks are found 51 00:02:56,943 --> 00:02:59,680 on the kitchen floor and scooting your butt 52 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:01,715 across the carpet is a socially acceptable way 53 00:03:01,715 --> 00:03:02,749 of getting around. 54 00:03:02,749 --> 00:03:03,784 That's right. 55 00:03:03,784 --> 00:03:06,186 I'm talking about the "Dog Park." 56 00:03:06,820 --> 00:03:08,522 Release the hounds. 57 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:09,956 [ Dog barking ] 58 00:03:09,956 --> 00:03:12,492 It's time to go to the "Dog Park." 59 00:03:12,993 --> 00:03:15,996 Ribeiro: Now a moment with a dog jumping at a dog 60 00:03:15,996 --> 00:03:19,399 jumping at a dog jumping at a dog. 61 00:03:21,968 --> 00:03:25,472 This dog is the ultimate copycat. 62 00:03:30,110 --> 00:03:32,913 This has been a moment with a dog jumping 63 00:03:32,913 --> 00:03:36,550 at a dog jumping at a dog jumping at a dog. 64 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:39,820 "Training the Best Dog Ever." 65 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:41,788 I think she should return that book. 66 00:03:41,788 --> 00:03:44,658 You know, if they didn't eat the receipt. 67 00:03:47,594 --> 00:03:49,529 [ Dog barking ] 68 00:03:49,529 --> 00:03:50,997 [ Bonk ] 69 00:03:50,997 --> 00:03:55,268 The new glass door is taking some getting used to. 70 00:03:55,635 --> 00:04:02,642 [ Laughter, dogs barking ] 71 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:10,717 While you might just see two dogs squabbling over a bone, 72 00:04:10,717 --> 00:04:12,619 their sibling sees a fun new addition 73 00:04:12,619 --> 00:04:13,987 to the living room obstacle course. 74 00:04:13,987 --> 00:04:18,091 Man: ♪ Falling down, falling down, falling down ♪ 75 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:23,764 ♪ London Bridge is falling down, my fair lady ♪ 76 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:26,533 Child: Macie, quit it. 77 00:04:26,533 --> 00:04:27,834 Ribeiro: I love it. 78 00:04:27,834 --> 00:04:29,136 She's combined her love of the car 79 00:04:29,136 --> 00:04:31,738 with her love of fetching sticks. 80 00:04:32,839 --> 00:04:34,641 [ Laughter ] 81 00:04:34,641 --> 00:04:36,343 Child: She got it! 82 00:04:38,512 --> 00:04:47,554 [ Woman laughing ] 83 00:04:49,990 --> 00:04:54,594 Ribeiro: You know you're tired when you can't even slurp milk properly. 84 00:04:56,863 --> 00:04:58,598 Man: What a mess. 85 00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:03,837 [ Baby laughing ] 86 00:05:03,837 --> 00:05:05,272 Ribeiro: Now that the new baby has arrived, 87 00:05:05,272 --> 00:05:08,909 a certain someone has to pull out all the stops to try 88 00:05:08,909 --> 00:05:09,943 and get attention. 89 00:05:09,943 --> 00:05:12,612 [ Laughing continues ] 90 00:05:14,948 --> 00:05:16,716 It's a standoff. 91 00:05:16,716 --> 00:05:19,686 Or more accurately, a "snout-off." 92 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:27,060 She's got a good solid post right next to her, 93 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:30,730 yet she ties the leash to a flimsy plastic chair. 94 00:05:30,730 --> 00:05:32,966 Let's see how this unfolds. 95 00:05:32,966 --> 00:05:34,634 Stay right there. 96 00:05:34,634 --> 00:05:37,838 ♪♪ 97 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:39,739 Ruby, stop. 98 00:05:39,739 --> 00:05:42,876 Ruby! Come here! 99 00:05:42,876 --> 00:05:44,744 Come here! 100 00:05:44,744 --> 00:05:46,813 Why won't Ruby listen to her? 101 00:05:46,813 --> 00:05:48,982 Come here. Stop! 102 00:05:48,982 --> 00:05:50,784 Oh, that's better. 103 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:53,820 [ Applause ] 104 00:05:55,055 --> 00:05:56,356 It's time for a montage. 105 00:05:56,356 --> 00:06:00,093 And this one's set to a song called "You Are No Good for me." 106 00:06:00,093 --> 00:06:02,195 It features couples where one partner heard 107 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:05,899 "for better or for worse" and thought, "Worse, please." 108 00:06:05,899 --> 00:06:08,168 ♪ One, two, buckle my shoe ♪ 109 00:06:08,168 --> 00:06:11,771 ♪ Shoulda known better what's I got to do ♪ 110 00:06:11,771 --> 00:06:15,642 ♪ You are no good for me ♪ 111 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:19,279 ♪ Three, four, crawling on the floor ♪ 112 00:06:19,279 --> 00:06:20,947 ♪ What you're doing's killing me ♪ 113 00:06:20,947 --> 00:06:22,849 ♪ So why do I want more? ♪ 114 00:06:22,849 --> 00:06:26,853 ♪ You are no good for me ♪ 115 00:06:26,853 --> 00:06:28,054 Aah! 116 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:29,823 [ Vocalizing ] 117 00:06:29,823 --> 00:06:33,994 ♪♪ 118 00:06:33,994 --> 00:06:38,398 ♪ You are no good for me ♪ 119 00:06:39,666 --> 00:06:40,867 [ Vocalizing ] 120 00:06:40,867 --> 00:06:45,071 ♪♪ 121 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:49,576 ♪ You are no good for me ♪ 122 00:06:50,143 --> 00:06:52,913 ♪ Seven, eight, I tried to play it straight ♪ 123 00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:54,080 ♪ But you know how much I love it ♪ 124 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:56,049 ♪ When you shove it in my face ♪ 125 00:06:56,049 --> 00:07:01,121 ♪ You are no good for me ♪ 126 00:07:01,121 --> 00:07:04,090 ♪ I'm tired, it's late, I'm drunk, this ain't a date ♪ 127 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:05,225 ♪ I know how much you love it ♪ 128 00:07:05,225 --> 00:07:07,727 ♪ When I'm scrounging off your plate ♪ 129 00:07:07,727 --> 00:07:12,699 ♪ You are no good for me ♪ 130 00:07:12,699 --> 00:07:14,601 [ Vocalizing ] 131 00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:18,905 ♪♪ 132 00:07:18,905 --> 00:07:22,809 ♪ You are no good for me ♪ 133 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:25,712 [ Vocalizing ] 134 00:07:25,712 --> 00:07:29,849 ♪♪ 135 00:07:29,849 --> 00:07:34,454 ♪ You are no good for me ♪ 136 00:07:40,093 --> 00:07:43,797 Got a funny video? Upload it to AFV.com. 137 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:47,734 ♪ You are no good for me ♪ 138 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:55,075 Overthinking is a real problem. 139 00:07:55,075 --> 00:07:58,078 Don't overthink. Unless you're a bonehead, 140 00:07:58,078 --> 00:08:00,180 in which case you tend to underthink. 141 00:08:00,180 --> 00:08:02,382 Then you should overthink because it will bring 142 00:08:02,382 --> 00:08:06,219 your thinking up to a normal level of thinking. 143 00:08:06,219 --> 00:08:08,888 I mean, you don't have to, but think about it. 144 00:08:09,956 --> 00:08:12,993 Careful. Those front steps might be icy. 145 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:14,160 Wow. 146 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:15,929 Oh, Kyra. Come on. 147 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:21,868 I'm sure Devin will be a bit more careful 148 00:08:21,868 --> 00:08:23,970 after seeing what happened to Kyra. 149 00:08:23,970 --> 00:08:25,638 I'm not stepping -- 150 00:08:26,740 --> 00:08:28,141 Baby! 151 00:08:28,141 --> 00:08:30,143 You wonder how many people need to slip 152 00:08:30,143 --> 00:08:33,179 before the others at this house start getting the message. 153 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:34,981 I slipped and I bust-- 154 00:08:38,051 --> 00:08:39,753 Woman: Are you okay? 155 00:08:41,221 --> 00:08:43,456 This is a public service announcement for those 156 00:08:43,456 --> 00:08:48,261 who mow their own lawns and have wasp nests in their yard. 157 00:08:48,261 --> 00:08:51,765 So I wanted to let you see what I looked like before. 158 00:08:51,765 --> 00:08:53,033 So here we go. 159 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:56,002 Always remember to check your yard for wasp nests 160 00:08:56,002 --> 00:08:58,304 that build their wasps in the ground. 161 00:08:58,304 --> 00:09:02,108 They come out during the day, and when you're mowing the lawn, 162 00:09:02,108 --> 00:09:03,743 they don't like it. 163 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:07,213 Ribeiro: That two-legged person should be careful walking 164 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:10,683 her four-legged animal near those 2x4s. 165 00:09:12,752 --> 00:09:14,087 Ow! 166 00:09:14,087 --> 00:09:18,625 Ohh! That one's on camera. Oh! 167 00:09:18,925 --> 00:09:21,728 See? Can I see Mom? 168 00:09:21,995 --> 00:09:23,129 [ Woman laughs ] 169 00:09:23,129 --> 00:09:25,198 Ribeiro: Holding three chickens at one time? 170 00:09:25,198 --> 00:09:27,534 That girl must be pooped. 171 00:09:27,534 --> 00:09:30,804 Woman: I hope that big one doesn't poop on -- Oh, my! 172 00:09:30,804 --> 00:09:34,040 [ Laughing ] 173 00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:39,212 Ribeiro: That lady not only made a delicious potato salad, 174 00:09:39,212 --> 00:09:41,815 she was functioning as a counterweight. 175 00:09:41,815 --> 00:09:48,254 ♪♪ 176 00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:51,591 He's got to take that glass door back to the store. 177 00:09:55,061 --> 00:09:57,864 Well, check that one off the to-do list. 178 00:10:01,367 --> 00:10:03,136 She's about to find out why 179 00:10:03,136 --> 00:10:05,872 hanging drywall is a two-person job. 180 00:10:05,872 --> 00:10:13,146 ♪♪ 181 00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:14,881 Ohh! 182 00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:25,959 Ribeiro: Someone really made a mess with the creamer. 183 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,827 I hope she finds out who it was. 184 00:10:27,827 --> 00:10:35,935 ♪♪ 185 00:10:35,935 --> 00:10:42,575 ♪♪ 186 00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:45,311 Right now we're going to show some videos 187 00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:48,181 of dads doing the borrowed-hands challenge. 188 00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:50,150 It's when one person does something using 189 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:51,618 another person's hands. 190 00:10:51,618 --> 00:10:54,254 It's cute and normally I might say give them a hand, 191 00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:58,158 but they already have two more than they can handle. 192 00:10:58,158 --> 00:10:59,726 Hi, guys. So I'm here. 193 00:10:59,726 --> 00:11:02,228 I'm just going to show you how to put some jelly on toast. 194 00:11:02,228 --> 00:11:03,596 It's a great snack, you know, for the night 195 00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:05,365 if you want a little something healthy. 196 00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:07,267 Yeah. Hi. Hello. Thumbs up. Whoo-hoo! 197 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:09,369 Okay, now pour some milk on my cereal. 198 00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:12,005 That's enough mi-- That's enough milk. 199 00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:16,009 [ Laughing ] Go for some watermelon. 200 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:22,148 [ Laughing ] 201 00:11:23,049 --> 00:11:24,284 There we go. 202 00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:26,986 And I'm just gonna put it on the bread like that. 203 00:11:26,986 --> 00:11:28,254 Perfect. Look at that. 204 00:11:28,254 --> 00:11:30,256 Have some banana next. 205 00:11:30,256 --> 00:11:34,794 [ Laughing ] 206 00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:40,133 And we turn a little bit and we -- [ Laughs ] 207 00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:45,672 Mm. Oh, my God. So good. Mm. 208 00:11:45,672 --> 00:11:48,875 I kind of need something to wash it down though. 209 00:11:52,178 --> 00:11:54,914 [ Laughs ] 210 00:11:54,914 --> 00:11:56,349 Cottage cheese. 211 00:11:56,349 --> 00:11:58,751 [ Laughing ] 212 00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:02,088 Boy, I'm having trouble. 213 00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:03,323 [ Laughing ] 214 00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:05,158 Come on. 215 00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:07,026 I didn't get enough sleep last night. 216 00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:17,170 That's good. I think I'm pretty full now. 217 00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:18,805 Maybe one more bite. 218 00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:24,577 It's time for some close calls, 219 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:27,981 near-misses, and tragedies narrowly averted. 220 00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:28,581 And don't be fooled. 221 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,383 While disaster may have been avoided, 222 00:12:30,383 --> 00:12:34,254 the comedy hits a bull's-eye every time. 223 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:37,257 You know how some people are scared of sharks? 224 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,925 That's a good fear to have. 225 00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:42,895 [ Screaming ] 226 00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:48,434 When you turn 100, you can do whatever you want, 227 00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:52,905 which includes recklessly waving around that giant pastry knife. 228 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:54,974 [ Cheering ] 229 00:13:00,346 --> 00:13:03,116 Good morning, everyone. Bill Houghton here. 230 00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:06,319 Today we are up north. 231 00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:09,389 We've got an Alaskan moose behind us. 232 00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:11,391 I'm not sure if they're friendly, 233 00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:14,294 so if you hear of a Indiana resident getting stomped 234 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,262 by a moose, it could -- Uh-oh. 235 00:13:16,262 --> 00:13:18,364 Um, she's curling her ears. 236 00:13:18,364 --> 00:13:19,866 Oh! 237 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:24,137 No! Get back! Get back! 238 00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:36,349 ♪♪ 239 00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:41,287 ♪♪ 240 00:13:41,287 --> 00:13:44,057 Ribeiro: Some trees drop more than leaves. 241 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:49,729 He doesn't want to make any sudden movements 242 00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:53,933 that could upset or irritate this tree any further. 243 00:13:58,271 --> 00:13:59,505 Neither rain nor snow, 244 00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:01,441 nor forgetting to put it in park 245 00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:04,210 keeps a mail carrier from his appointed rounds. 246 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,614 [ Tires screech ] 247 00:14:08,614 --> 00:14:10,249 Woman: Give him the new ball. 248 00:14:10,249 --> 00:14:11,584 Ribeiro: Before his procedure, 249 00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:14,153 he wouldn't have made it all the way over. 250 00:14:14,153 --> 00:14:15,855 [ Woman gasps ] 251 00:14:17,123 --> 00:14:18,658 [ Woman gasps ] 252 00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:21,094 [ Toy squeaks, girl giggling ] 253 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:25,498 Rule number one in learning to fly a drone 254 00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:29,001 is never taking your eyes off the drone. 255 00:14:29,001 --> 00:14:38,244 ♪♪ 256 00:14:44,283 --> 00:14:45,952 The pizza place I order from now 257 00:14:45,952 --> 00:14:49,789 lets you order raw dough in case you want to make your own pizza. 258 00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:53,693 You can also buy their cheese and sauce and toppings, 259 00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:57,563 which makes me wonder why not just buy one of their pizzas? 260 00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:59,866 Anyway, here are some videos that go great with pizza 261 00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:03,803 or just some raw dough if that's your thing. 262 00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:06,506 I hope Bill's around in case she falls in. 263 00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:14,380 ♪♪ 264 00:15:17,116 --> 00:15:17,517 Bill! 265 00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:19,185 Man: Coming! 266 00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:31,097 Makes me so... [ Speaking indistinctly ] 267 00:15:32,832 --> 00:15:36,302 Ribeiro: He's capturing his proposal on video. 268 00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:43,476 And that little girl's capturing his phone. 269 00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:47,380 My dad's phone. My dad's phone. 270 00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:49,048 [ Woman laughs ] 271 00:15:50,716 --> 00:15:52,819 Ribeiro: For some drivers, putting their car in park 272 00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:56,222 and having it stay in park is no walk in the park. 273 00:15:56,222 --> 00:16:02,495 ♪♪ 274 00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:06,799 ♪♪ 275 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:10,403 Woman: Little pig, little pig, let me in. 276 00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:12,705 Girl: Not by the hair! 277 00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:16,008 Woman: I'm gonna huff and I'm gonna puff. 278 00:16:18,177 --> 00:16:20,313 [ Woman laughs ] 279 00:16:21,447 --> 00:16:24,350 So, this is what I pull in my driveway to. 280 00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:28,721 Look at him just munching away. 281 00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:30,723 Ribeiro: He's both enjoying that snack 282 00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:33,392 and silently judging you for throwing away 283 00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:35,228 a perfectly good cookie. 284 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:38,364 Woman: Goofy squirrel. [ Laughs ] 285 00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:42,902 Ribeiro: Using a bulldozer as a ladder? Bad idea. 286 00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:45,404 Letting a toddler near the control lever? 287 00:16:45,404 --> 00:16:46,539 Really bad idea. 288 00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:53,513 ♪♪ 289 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,448 [ Indistinct singing ] 290 00:16:55,448 --> 00:17:03,456 ♪♪ 291 00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:04,790 This is a great dance number. 292 00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:07,193 I just hope they finish strong. 293 00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:16,335 ♪♪ 294 00:17:16,335 --> 00:17:24,644 ♪♪ 295 00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:32,084 ♪♪ 296 00:17:32,518 --> 00:17:33,753 [ Laughs ] 297 00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:37,590 Our show isn't usually described as thought-provoking, 298 00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:39,825 but this next segment will provoke the thought 299 00:17:39,825 --> 00:17:42,528 "What on Earth were those people thinking?" 300 00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:47,433 Time to drink in exactly what I'm thinking. 301 00:17:47,433 --> 00:17:49,201 It's "Here's a Thought." 302 00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:52,872 Here's a thought. The nosier the neighbor, 303 00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:55,775 the more likely they are to stick that big nose 304 00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:58,077 where it doesn't belong. 305 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:08,754 News flash -- it's hard to make a rad skate park out 306 00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:11,190 of a rad two-car garage. 307 00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:20,900 A hotel tip -- Sometimes spending the extra 30 bucks 308 00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:23,536 for the ocean view is worth it. 309 00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:27,940 Woman: [ Laughing ] This is our hotel room. 310 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:31,477 We should just get creepy in the back. 311 00:18:31,477 --> 00:18:36,449 [ Laughing ] 312 00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:38,718 Word to the wise -- 313 00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:40,753 It might be time to see the dentist 314 00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:43,889 if your breath is so bad that an animal known for stinking 315 00:18:43,889 --> 00:18:46,592 wants you to keep your mouth shut. 316 00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:49,762 [ Blowing raspberry ] 317 00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:50,796 [ Woman laughs ] 318 00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:54,367 [ Blowing raspberry ] 319 00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:55,601 [ Woman laughs ] 320 00:18:58,004 --> 00:19:00,573 Friendly reminder -- If your 3-year-old 321 00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:01,907 starts using the expression 322 00:19:01,907 --> 00:19:03,709 "Meanwhile, back at the ranch," 323 00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:06,379 you should probably be suspicious. 324 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,683 Woman: You have -- ew! -- ranch dressing. 325 00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:12,418 Are you just drinking it? 326 00:19:12,418 --> 00:19:14,654 [ Gasps ] Ew! 327 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:17,356 No, baby! 328 00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:22,328 Ribeiro: This has been "Here's a Thought." 329 00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:29,802 We're about to visit "The Winner's Circle," the place 330 00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:31,804 where past "AFV" winners hang out. 331 00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:34,707 Now, while the Winner's Circle isn't a real place 332 00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:36,075 that you can find on a map, 333 00:19:36,075 --> 00:19:38,778 the money these videos won is real cash 334 00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:40,746 that you can find in a bank. 335 00:19:40,746 --> 00:19:42,715 It's time to have a blast 336 00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:45,418 with some big winners from "AFV's" past. 337 00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:47,753 Woman: They've got two more bricks right here. 338 00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:50,556 Come on. One on the floor. Shh. 339 00:19:50,556 --> 00:19:51,624 Girl: Too short to reach. 340 00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:52,758 Woman: Wait. Hold on. 341 00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:54,827 I want to get a good picture of this egg. 342 00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:56,095 Wait. Move that thing. 343 00:19:56,095 --> 00:19:58,631 Ribeiro: Wow. Those bricks are balanced on eggs, 344 00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:00,900 which are on top of that table. 345 00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:02,601 That glass table. 346 00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,171 This is gonna make a mess. 347 00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:07,640 Woman: Go ahead, King. This is gonna make a mess. 348 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:10,443 Easy. Girl: Kitty! 349 00:20:15,481 --> 00:20:18,584 Oh, no! Our table! 350 00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:21,854 Man: Okay, what do you say? 351 00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:24,857 I'll never touch Daddy's razor again. 352 00:20:24,857 --> 00:20:26,525 Man: Now turn around. 353 00:20:29,495 --> 00:20:30,563 Keep going. 354 00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:32,998 Keep turning. 355 00:20:32,998 --> 00:20:34,667 Turn all the way back around. 356 00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:38,704 Say "I'm sorry." I'm sorry. 357 00:20:42,641 --> 00:20:45,444 [ "Blue Danube Waltz" playing ] 358 00:20:45,444 --> 00:20:55,421 ♪♪ 359 00:20:55,421 --> 00:21:04,563 ♪♪ 360 00:21:04,563 --> 00:21:13,606 ♪♪ 361 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:22,848 ♪♪ 362 00:21:22,848 --> 00:21:28,854 ♪♪ 363 00:21:28,854 --> 00:21:31,323 [ Laughter and applause ] 364 00:21:31,323 --> 00:21:35,528 Ribeiro: Let's circle back next week for another "Winner's Circle." 365 00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:45,237 ♪♪ 366 00:21:45,237 --> 00:21:49,141 I recently bought one of those fancy Japanese toilets 367 00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:52,878 that cleans itself and, you know, does everything for you. 368 00:21:52,878 --> 00:21:54,313 It's amazing. 369 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,916 But then I accidentally dropped my tax returns into it. 370 00:21:56,916 --> 00:21:59,985 And guess what. It found me thousands of dollars 371 00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:01,921 in deductions that my accountant missed. 372 00:22:01,921 --> 00:22:03,222 Great toilet. 373 00:22:03,222 --> 00:22:05,991 In fact, it also chose these next videos 374 00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:08,327 and wrote all the jokes. 375 00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:10,696 Woman: What's that say, Wrennie? 376 00:22:12,031 --> 00:22:14,767 It says "Grandmas go that way"? 377 00:22:14,767 --> 00:22:17,670 It says? So I can't go this way? 378 00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:18,904 [ Both laugh ] 379 00:22:18,904 --> 00:22:22,842 Only grandmas who can walk can go this way. 380 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:26,412 Woman: Okay, grandmas go that way. 381 00:22:29,248 --> 00:22:31,150 Ribeiro: Going to the airport is annoying enough 382 00:22:31,150 --> 00:22:34,453 without bumping into the moving-walkway comedian. 383 00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:39,358 No, seriously, guys, help me. 384 00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:46,065 Ribeiro: This kitty can turn any door into a cat door. 385 00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:48,067 Woman: This will be the first time I get to see 386 00:22:48,067 --> 00:22:51,036 how she gets under that door. 387 00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:55,975 O-M-G, you little stinker! 388 00:22:55,975 --> 00:22:59,011 Ribeiro: He put his ladder in the middle of a pool slide. 389 00:22:59,011 --> 00:23:00,746 Need I say more? 390 00:23:00,746 --> 00:23:08,821 ♪♪ 391 00:23:08,821 --> 00:23:10,389 Woman: What are you? 392 00:23:11,857 --> 00:23:13,092 You're a werewolf? 393 00:23:13,092 --> 00:23:16,195 -But I can turn into a bat. -You can turn into a bat? 394 00:23:16,195 --> 00:23:18,864 Can you turn around for a second? 395 00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:20,866 [ Laughs ] Ribeiro: Wait. 396 00:23:20,866 --> 00:23:23,802 Did he say werewolf or underwear wolf? 397 00:23:25,704 --> 00:23:30,943 [ Howling ] 398 00:23:30,943 --> 00:23:33,846 Woman: [ Laughs ] Bennie, you got to take that off. 399 00:23:33,846 --> 00:23:35,347 That's Mommy's underwear. 400 00:23:35,347 --> 00:23:39,051 -Well, I was just using it. -You're just using it? 401 00:23:39,051 --> 00:23:41,787 -Yeah. -What are you using it for? 402 00:23:41,787 --> 00:23:44,823 I'm using it for werewolf. 403 00:23:44,823 --> 00:23:50,129 ♪♪ 404 00:23:50,129 --> 00:23:53,766 Ribeiro: I hereby christen thee the S.S. Bonehead. 405 00:23:55,901 --> 00:23:57,503 Come help me. 406 00:24:02,241 --> 00:24:04,143 If they can't handle the driveway, 407 00:24:04,143 --> 00:24:06,845 they should probably stay off the lake. 408 00:24:06,845 --> 00:24:14,119 ♪♪ 409 00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:17,022 I'm thinking of a type of video. 410 00:24:17,022 --> 00:24:23,062 Videos of magic and...presto! Here they are. 411 00:24:23,062 --> 00:24:24,964 I bet you're wondering how I did that. 412 00:24:24,964 --> 00:24:26,332 Was it magic, you ask? 413 00:24:26,332 --> 00:24:30,102 No, I just read the script ahead of time. 414 00:24:30,102 --> 00:24:32,271 Hey, Grandpa, I'm gonna show you some magic. 415 00:24:32,271 --> 00:24:34,707 -Okay. -What color is this? 416 00:24:34,707 --> 00:24:36,809 -Black. -No. 417 00:24:39,178 --> 00:24:42,514 -It's red. -No. 418 00:24:43,949 --> 00:24:45,584 Man: That's pretty good. 419 00:24:47,086 --> 00:24:50,055 Three. Ribeiro: I think I read about this 420 00:24:50,055 --> 00:24:52,791 in "How to Blow Your Kid's Mind" magazine. 421 00:24:52,791 --> 00:24:53,892 [ Laughing ] 422 00:24:53,892 --> 00:24:55,694 No way! 423 00:24:57,029 --> 00:24:58,731 How's it work? 424 00:25:02,301 --> 00:25:04,737 -Do it to me. -Pick a card. Any card. 425 00:25:06,271 --> 00:25:08,273 Ribeiro: I've seen magicians wow their audience, 426 00:25:08,273 --> 00:25:11,677 but I didn't know they could wow themselves. 427 00:25:14,913 --> 00:25:16,115 Oh! 428 00:25:16,115 --> 00:25:18,817 Your card rises from the deck. 429 00:25:18,817 --> 00:25:20,886 That's right. That's it. 430 00:25:22,955 --> 00:25:24,957 [ Laughter ] 431 00:25:24,957 --> 00:25:26,859 Oh, my gosh! 432 00:25:26,859 --> 00:25:27,993 [ Laughter ] 433 00:25:30,162 --> 00:25:34,266 No? There's nothing. Oh, I see something. 434 00:25:34,266 --> 00:25:36,035 I definitely see something. 435 00:25:36,035 --> 00:25:37,936 I see something. 436 00:25:37,936 --> 00:25:40,005 Oh, my God! What is that? 437 00:25:40,005 --> 00:25:41,206 [ People exclaiming ] 438 00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:44,777 Ribeiro: I don't vitamin-see how he did that. 439 00:25:48,047 --> 00:25:55,521 ♪♪ 440 00:25:55,521 --> 00:25:59,892 Either that dog got a lot bigger or that ball got a lot smaller. 441 00:25:59,892 --> 00:26:01,026 [ Woman laughs ] 442 00:26:01,026 --> 00:26:02,261 Ladies and gentlemen... 443 00:26:02,261 --> 00:26:05,297 Ribeiro: A good magician never reveals their secrets. 444 00:26:05,297 --> 00:26:08,867 A not so good magician doesn't have any secrets. 445 00:26:12,971 --> 00:26:14,873 Man: Okay, let's see how you do it. 446 00:26:14,873 --> 00:26:16,008 [ Woman laughs ] 447 00:26:16,875 --> 00:26:18,877 [ Laughter ] Woman: Bravo! 448 00:26:18,877 --> 00:26:20,679 [ Applause ] 449 00:26:22,448 --> 00:26:25,150 Woman: This is Jada with her magic whistle. 450 00:26:25,150 --> 00:26:28,720 She can make it rain or make it rain harder. 451 00:26:30,222 --> 00:26:32,424 [ Struggling to whistle ] 452 00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:34,960 Ribeiro: Most magicians have assistants. 453 00:26:36,295 --> 00:26:39,131 Her assistant is Mother Nature. 454 00:26:39,131 --> 00:26:45,337 [ Rain pouring ] 455 00:26:45,337 --> 00:26:47,906 Woman: She has her magic whistle. 456 00:26:47,906 --> 00:26:50,109 She summoned the rain. 457 00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:51,977 Do you hear the rain? 458 00:26:53,245 --> 00:26:56,081 Here's the trick. Touch it. Make sure it's still there. 459 00:26:56,081 --> 00:26:57,249 Man: It's real? Yep. That's real. 460 00:26:57,249 --> 00:26:59,318 Man: Real doughnut. Okay, watch real close. 461 00:26:59,318 --> 00:27:02,020 Ribeiro: Not to brag, but I've made a few doughnuts 462 00:27:02,020 --> 00:27:03,088 disappear in my day. 463 00:27:03,088 --> 00:27:04,823 Okay, 1... 464 00:27:04,823 --> 00:27:06,125 2. 2. 465 00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:07,993 3. 3. 466 00:27:07,993 --> 00:27:10,062 Wow! [ Laughter ] 467 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:18,737 ♪♪ 468 00:27:21,406 --> 00:27:24,510 This next montage is called "Virtual Insanity" 469 00:27:24,510 --> 00:27:27,346 because it's all about virtual reality gone wrong. 470 00:27:27,346 --> 00:27:30,349 And by the way, kudos to all the brainiacs 471 00:27:30,349 --> 00:27:33,385 who thought it was a good idea to create an entirely new world 472 00:27:33,385 --> 00:27:37,256 for people who are so klutzy they can't even handle this one. 473 00:27:37,256 --> 00:27:46,932 ♪♪ 474 00:27:46,932 --> 00:27:48,834 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 475 00:27:48,834 --> 00:27:53,906 ♪♪ 476 00:27:53,906 --> 00:27:55,274 Aaah! 477 00:27:55,274 --> 00:27:56,942 ♪♪ 478 00:27:56,942 --> 00:27:58,076 Aaah! 479 00:27:58,076 --> 00:28:07,119 ♪♪ 480 00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:08,120 Woman: Oh! 481 00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:12,057 ♪♪ 482 00:28:12,057 --> 00:28:13,992 Ah! Aah! 483 00:28:13,992 --> 00:28:18,063 ♪♪ 484 00:28:18,063 --> 00:28:19,998 Aaah! 485 00:28:19,998 --> 00:28:21,300 [ Man laughs ] 486 00:28:21,300 --> 00:28:29,875 ♪♪ 487 00:28:29,875 --> 00:28:35,214 ♪♪ 488 00:28:35,214 --> 00:28:37,883 [ Screaming ] 489 00:28:37,883 --> 00:28:39,151 Aaah! 490 00:28:39,151 --> 00:28:44,923 ♪♪ 491 00:28:44,923 --> 00:28:46,058 Man: Oh, my God. 492 00:28:46,058 --> 00:28:51,396 ♪♪ 493 00:28:51,396 --> 00:28:55,167 Upload your funny video to AFV.com. 494 00:29:05,077 --> 00:29:07,045 Group: Hey, Alfonso! 495 00:29:09,147 --> 00:29:10,515 All: Hey, Alfonso! 496 00:29:10,515 --> 00:29:14,253 We want to see more snow videos! 497 00:29:14,253 --> 00:29:16,188 [ All shouting ] 498 00:29:20,559 --> 00:29:24,263 Okay, Jack, Eleanor, Kennedy, Wells, Taylor, and Madeline. 499 00:29:24,263 --> 00:29:25,530 You want more snow videos? 500 00:29:25,530 --> 00:29:29,134 Well, I'll provide the snow if you provide the hot cocoa. 501 00:29:29,134 --> 00:29:33,505 ♪♪ 502 00:29:33,505 --> 00:29:37,009 The gutters are not kidding him. 503 00:29:37,009 --> 00:29:38,810 Are you kidding me? 504 00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:43,815 There's got to be a better hill to go tubing on. 505 00:29:44,416 --> 00:29:48,954 [ Woman laughing, screaming ] 506 00:29:51,590 --> 00:29:53,592 Alright. You got it on? Let's go. 507 00:29:53,592 --> 00:29:57,162 Ribeiro: Making a snow angel in his underwear. 508 00:29:57,162 --> 00:29:58,563 What the devil was he thinking? 509 00:29:58,563 --> 00:30:01,099 -Oh! -Yeah. You better keep -- 510 00:30:01,099 --> 00:30:02,267 I lost a Croc! 511 00:30:03,268 --> 00:30:04,336 Oh! 512 00:30:04,336 --> 00:30:10,409 [ Woman laughing ] 513 00:30:10,409 --> 00:30:12,077 I went over the hill. 514 00:30:13,378 --> 00:30:15,347 Ribeiro: This goes from man versus nature 515 00:30:15,347 --> 00:30:17,949 to man versus man pretty quickly. 516 00:30:17,949 --> 00:30:24,089 ♪♪ 517 00:30:24,089 --> 00:30:28,427 ♪♪ 518 00:30:28,427 --> 00:30:32,130 I'll never complain about taking out the trash again. 519 00:30:32,130 --> 00:30:41,640 ♪♪ 520 00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:46,578 Mom goes from doing play-by-play to being part of the action. 521 00:30:46,578 --> 00:30:48,113 Woman: Oh! [ Laughs ] 522 00:30:49,314 --> 00:30:50,382 Oh! 523 00:30:50,382 --> 00:30:55,387 ♪♪ 524 00:30:55,387 --> 00:30:56,355 Get it. 525 00:30:56,355 --> 00:31:00,859 [ Laughing ] 526 00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:04,196 Ribeiro: I doubt the neighbors would complain you left the cans 527 00:31:04,196 --> 00:31:05,997 out an extra day or two. 528 00:31:05,997 --> 00:31:11,069 ♪♪ 529 00:31:11,570 --> 00:31:12,838 It's time for "Versus." 530 00:31:12,838 --> 00:31:16,208 Join us as "Dudes and dudettes getting spooked 531 00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:17,442 out of their minds" take on 532 00:31:17,442 --> 00:31:21,146 "unusual resting places for canine behinds." 533 00:31:21,146 --> 00:31:22,280 [ Bell dings ] 534 00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:24,149 Tonight on "Versus"... 535 00:31:27,819 --> 00:31:32,124 The workers start off by making the warehouse a scare house. 536 00:31:32,124 --> 00:31:33,225 [ Air horn blows ] 537 00:31:36,395 --> 00:31:39,331 The dogs strike back with a Great Dane on the brain. 538 00:31:39,331 --> 00:31:40,999 Insane. 539 00:31:42,267 --> 00:31:43,735 And nothing ruins your shift 540 00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:47,105 like a guy in a box on a forklift. 541 00:31:48,774 --> 00:31:51,476 A dog on a dog's head sitting on a chair? 542 00:31:51,476 --> 00:31:54,379 That's so much sitting, it's almost unfair. 543 00:31:56,548 --> 00:31:59,384 Don't get sleepy or you'll see something creepy. 544 00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:03,455 What's this? 545 00:32:03,455 --> 00:32:04,823 We expected a dog on a head, 546 00:32:04,823 --> 00:32:07,526 but got a squirrel on a dog's head instead. 547 00:32:07,526 --> 00:32:09,294 What will the judges think? 548 00:32:10,362 --> 00:32:11,797 Hey, you in aisle four, careful 549 00:32:11,797 --> 00:32:14,166 you don't drop that stuff on the floor. 550 00:32:16,601 --> 00:32:18,603 The dogs on heads have one last chance 551 00:32:18,603 --> 00:32:21,139 to "sit" the record straight. 552 00:32:21,139 --> 00:32:22,207 Is it enough? 553 00:32:22,207 --> 00:32:23,208 [ Bell dings ] 554 00:32:23,208 --> 00:32:24,976 And the winner is... 555 00:32:26,545 --> 00:32:28,313 Warehouse scares. 556 00:32:28,313 --> 00:32:29,614 Aah! 557 00:32:29,614 --> 00:32:31,650 Join us next time when the working stiffs 558 00:32:31,650 --> 00:32:34,085 getting scared stiff take on... 559 00:32:38,423 --> 00:32:40,258 On "Versus." 560 00:32:43,695 --> 00:32:46,798 We've reached the point where there's not much show left. 561 00:32:46,798 --> 00:32:48,834 It's like when you're eating potato chips 562 00:32:48,834 --> 00:32:50,769 and there's only a few chips left, 563 00:32:50,769 --> 00:32:54,673 even though you can still eat two more entire bags. 564 00:32:54,673 --> 00:32:56,608 So savor these last few videos 565 00:32:56,608 --> 00:32:58,877 like they're your last few chips, alright? 566 00:32:58,877 --> 00:33:01,546 But then brush your teeth 'cause potato chips tend to get 567 00:33:01,546 --> 00:33:04,249 all stuck in between them bad boys, a'ight? 568 00:33:06,751 --> 00:33:11,189 -Draw a little circle. -Mm-hmm. 569 00:33:18,597 --> 00:33:21,366 [ Woman gasps, fake cries ] 570 00:33:29,908 --> 00:33:33,378 Ribeiro: This guy mows his lawn every full moon. 571 00:33:33,378 --> 00:33:40,485 ♪♪ 572 00:33:40,485 --> 00:33:42,320 Woman: Hey, I said don't do it. 573 00:33:43,688 --> 00:33:45,690 Ribeiro: This woman gets daily reminders 574 00:33:45,690 --> 00:33:48,426 that dogs are descended from wolves. 575 00:33:48,426 --> 00:33:50,128 [ Dog howls ] Woman: Beau. 576 00:33:51,496 --> 00:33:53,031 [ Dog howls ] Beau. 577 00:33:53,331 --> 00:33:54,299 Beau. 578 00:33:54,299 --> 00:33:56,368 [ Dog howling ] 579 00:33:56,368 --> 00:34:05,343 [ Dogs howling ] 580 00:34:06,945 --> 00:34:10,382 Ribeiro: Sometimes mansplaining isn't so bad. 581 00:34:11,449 --> 00:34:13,083 Man: Is that giving you a hard time? 582 00:34:16,187 --> 00:34:17,389 [ Laughs ] 583 00:34:17,389 --> 00:34:24,596 ♪♪ 584 00:34:24,596 --> 00:34:26,464 Woman: Can I have a 20? Here. 585 00:34:26,464 --> 00:34:29,501 Just -- Just -- Just one little 20. 586 00:34:29,501 --> 00:34:30,936 [ Laughs ] 587 00:34:30,936 --> 00:34:33,638 Ribeiro: I don't blame that cat. Woman: One bill. 588 00:34:33,638 --> 00:34:34,773 Ribeiro: He's got nine lives. 589 00:34:34,773 --> 00:34:36,608 He's got to make that money last. 590 00:34:36,608 --> 00:34:37,708 Woman: I got it! 591 00:34:37,708 --> 00:34:39,511 [ Laughing ] 592 00:34:39,511 --> 00:34:46,585 ♪♪ 593 00:34:46,585 --> 00:34:49,888 ♪♪ 594 00:34:49,888 --> 00:34:54,125 Ribeiro: This guy must be competing on "Extreme Foam Makeover." 595 00:34:57,862 --> 00:34:59,598 Woman: Kristen, I'm not sure if you remember, 596 00:34:59,598 --> 00:35:03,568 but you got this toy for the baby to play with. 597 00:35:03,568 --> 00:35:05,270 And we just brought it out. 598 00:35:06,304 --> 00:35:07,339 [ Laughing ] 599 00:35:12,811 --> 00:35:15,680 And now he has a forehead hickey. 600 00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:19,484 [ Laughing ] 601 00:35:19,484 --> 00:35:20,785 [ Applause ] 602 00:35:20,785 --> 00:35:22,954 Next week is our holiday episode, 603 00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:25,123 and the only tradition we look forward to as much 604 00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:28,660 as that one is the tradition of asking you for holiday videos. 605 00:35:28,660 --> 00:35:30,028 That's right. 606 00:35:30,028 --> 00:35:31,830 The holidays aren't just around the corner. 607 00:35:31,830 --> 00:35:33,732 They're also tonight's "Assignment America." 608 00:35:33,732 --> 00:35:35,734 We want to see your gift giving gone wrong 609 00:35:35,734 --> 00:35:37,969 and your kids messing up a Christmas song. 610 00:35:37,969 --> 00:35:39,804 Jess, tell them what they need to know 611 00:35:39,804 --> 00:35:42,707 to help us build an amazing festive show. 612 00:35:42,707 --> 00:35:43,975 The holidays come once a year, 613 00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:46,778 but our love of holiday clips lasts all year long. 614 00:35:46,778 --> 00:35:49,014 So send us your Christmas trees that couldn't fall faster 615 00:35:49,014 --> 00:35:51,216 and your Hanukkah celebrations that end in disaster. 616 00:35:51,216 --> 00:35:54,753 Your holiday hilarity could win you 20 or even 100 grand. 617 00:35:54,753 --> 00:35:56,688 Just upload the video to AFV.com. 618 00:35:56,688 --> 00:35:58,790 For full contest rules, log on to AFV.com. 619 00:35:58,790 --> 00:36:00,058 Whether you're a human or an elf, 620 00:36:00,058 --> 00:36:03,261 don't keep your holiday clips to yourself. 621 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,703 Well, the show's almost over, so finish your dinner 622 00:36:11,703 --> 00:36:14,673 because we're handing out money and declaring a winner. 623 00:36:14,673 --> 00:36:15,974 Let's meet our finalists. 624 00:36:15,974 --> 00:36:19,077 First up, artistic integrity never goes out of fashion, 625 00:36:19,077 --> 00:36:22,647 especially for this kid who draws with a passion. 626 00:36:22,647 --> 00:36:24,549 It's "Coloring with Commitment" 627 00:36:24,549 --> 00:36:25,984 sent in by Raemon Tollefson 628 00:36:25,984 --> 00:36:29,387 from Grand Prairie, Alberta, Canada. 629 00:36:36,528 --> 00:36:37,562 I'm done. 630 00:36:40,131 --> 00:36:44,102 Joining us are Raemon, Kay-ann, Torsten and Thea. 631 00:36:44,102 --> 00:36:50,742 Now, Torsten, do you still draw with such intense concentration? 632 00:36:50,742 --> 00:36:53,812 Yeah. I like to get stuff perfect, 633 00:36:53,812 --> 00:36:57,849 so I just find it really stressful. 634 00:36:57,849 --> 00:36:59,117 Really stressful? Okay. 635 00:36:59,117 --> 00:37:03,088 Well, Raemon, you took this video about 8 or 9 years ago. 636 00:37:03,088 --> 00:37:06,024 What made you finally send it in? 637 00:37:06,024 --> 00:37:08,526 Yeah. You know what? We were just watching the show 638 00:37:08,526 --> 00:37:09,928 in a hotel room one night, 639 00:37:09,928 --> 00:37:12,097 and the kids were just laughing at everything, 640 00:37:12,097 --> 00:37:14,032 and I just remembered this old video I had, 641 00:37:14,032 --> 00:37:15,800 and I thought we should send this in 642 00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:16,935 because it was pretty funny. 643 00:37:16,935 --> 00:37:18,903 Alright. Right? You see, people? 644 00:37:18,903 --> 00:37:20,705 Go through your videos. 645 00:37:20,705 --> 00:37:22,774 You could be sitting on a winner. 646 00:37:22,774 --> 00:37:25,677 Please send it in. Alright, good luck, y'all. 647 00:37:25,677 --> 00:37:27,078 [ Applause ] 648 00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:30,648 Alright. Next up, cleanliness is good, 649 00:37:30,648 --> 00:37:31,850 if you know what I mean. 650 00:37:31,850 --> 00:37:34,853 But is it possible for doors to be a little too clean? 651 00:37:34,853 --> 00:37:37,055 It's "Once More into the Glass Door" 652 00:37:37,055 --> 00:37:39,657 sent in by the Shuster Arington family 653 00:37:39,657 --> 00:37:40,892 from Red Oak, Texas. 654 00:37:40,892 --> 00:37:42,627 [ Applause ] 655 00:37:42,627 --> 00:37:43,828 [ Dog barking ] 656 00:37:43,828 --> 00:37:45,797 [ Bonk ] 657 00:37:45,797 --> 00:37:49,300 The new glass door is taking some getting used to. 658 00:37:49,901 --> 00:37:54,606 [ Laughter, dogs barking ] 659 00:37:57,909 --> 00:38:01,813 Joining us are Stephanie, Jimmy, Cliff, Batman, and Ginger. 660 00:38:01,813 --> 00:38:04,215 So, Stephanie, you guys are big dog lovers 661 00:38:04,215 --> 00:38:07,952 and have fostered and adopted many dogs through the years. 662 00:38:07,952 --> 00:38:13,158 Why do you think those four kept banging into the door that day? 663 00:38:13,158 --> 00:38:16,761 Well, it's like when you put the stickers on windows 664 00:38:16,761 --> 00:38:19,063 to keep birds from flying into them. 665 00:38:19,063 --> 00:38:23,902 We usually have muddy paw prints and scratches on the door, 666 00:38:23,902 --> 00:38:27,071 and when we replaced it, they weren't there anymore, 667 00:38:27,071 --> 00:38:30,909 so they didn't even realize that the door was closed. 668 00:38:30,909 --> 00:38:32,811 Alright, well, just out of habit. 669 00:38:32,811 --> 00:38:34,913 Okay, well, listen, it's important to note 670 00:38:34,913 --> 00:38:36,781 that no one was hurt. 671 00:38:36,781 --> 00:38:38,950 Okay, but maybe their pride, right? 672 00:38:38,950 --> 00:38:40,852 Maybe a little bit. Okay. Oh, yeah. 673 00:38:40,852 --> 00:38:41,953 Yes. Yeah. 674 00:38:41,953 --> 00:38:43,855 Good luck, y'all. Good luck. 675 00:38:43,855 --> 00:38:45,190 Both: Thank you. 676 00:38:45,190 --> 00:38:48,059 And finally, kids are honest. That's what they say. 677 00:38:48,059 --> 00:38:51,162 But this kid was being a little too honest that day. 678 00:38:51,162 --> 00:38:54,999 It's "Skinny Sketch Snafu" sent in by Samantha Richmond 679 00:38:54,999 --> 00:38:56,835 from Van Lear, Kentucky. 680 00:38:56,835 --> 00:38:58,369 [ Applause ] 681 00:39:06,744 --> 00:39:09,480 [ Woman gasps, fake cries ] 682 00:39:16,054 --> 00:39:18,890 Joining us are Samantha, Hope, and Wrenley. 683 00:39:18,890 --> 00:39:20,825 Samantha, you asked your granddaughter 684 00:39:20,825 --> 00:39:22,894 to draw you skinny. 685 00:39:22,894 --> 00:39:25,997 Did her response surprise you? 686 00:39:25,997 --> 00:39:27,866 Yeah. I mean, look at this. 687 00:39:27,866 --> 00:39:31,970 [ Laughter ] 688 00:39:31,970 --> 00:39:35,139 Okay, well, honesty isn't just the best policy. 689 00:39:35,139 --> 00:39:38,710 If you win, it's the most lucrative too, right? 690 00:39:39,911 --> 00:39:42,013 That's true. Yes. [ Laughter ] 691 00:39:42,013 --> 00:39:44,649 Alright, well, good luck, y'all. 692 00:39:44,649 --> 00:39:45,950 Thank you. Alright. 693 00:39:45,950 --> 00:39:47,719 Alright. We're going to find out who takes home the cash 694 00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:48,953 in just a minute. 695 00:39:48,953 --> 00:39:50,355 But first let's take a look at some of the clips 696 00:39:50,355 --> 00:39:54,559 that didn't make our top three in tonight's honorable mention. 697 00:39:54,959 --> 00:40:04,836 ♪♪ 698 00:40:04,836 --> 00:40:14,646 ♪♪ 699 00:40:14,646 --> 00:40:23,621 ♪♪ 700 00:40:23,621 --> 00:40:32,096 ♪♪ 701 00:40:32,096 --> 00:40:34,365 Okay, it's time to hand out tonight's prizes -- 702 00:40:34,365 --> 00:40:38,202 $20,000 for first, $6,000 for second and $4,000 for third. 703 00:40:38,202 --> 00:40:42,573 Here we go. Our third-place, $4,000 winner is... 704 00:40:43,074 --> 00:40:46,144 "Coloring with Commitment" sent in by Raemon Tollefson 705 00:40:46,144 --> 00:40:49,981 from Grand Prairie, Alberta, Canada. 706 00:40:49,981 --> 00:40:51,916 Thank you. 707 00:40:51,916 --> 00:40:53,985 And the winner of the $20,000 708 00:40:53,985 --> 00:40:56,955 and tonight's funniest home video is... 709 00:40:56,955 --> 00:40:58,289 "Skinny Sketch Snafu," 710 00:40:58,289 --> 00:41:01,893 sent in by Samantha Richmond from Van Lear, Kentucky. 711 00:41:01,893 --> 00:41:03,962 We have Wrenley, Samantha, and Hope. 712 00:41:03,962 --> 00:41:05,797 [ Applause ] 713 00:41:05,797 --> 00:41:08,032 Well, Wrenley, look at that. 714 00:41:08,032 --> 00:41:10,234 You just won a lot of money for your family 715 00:41:10,234 --> 00:41:13,071 just by being honest in a video. 716 00:41:13,071 --> 00:41:16,174 Now, if Grandma asks you to draw her again, 717 00:41:16,174 --> 00:41:18,743 what are you going to say? 718 00:41:19,744 --> 00:41:20,278 What would you say? 719 00:41:20,278 --> 00:41:21,412 -What you going to say? -Anything! 720 00:41:21,412 --> 00:41:25,350 Anything? Well, Hope, I hear you were the one 721 00:41:25,350 --> 00:41:28,119 who urged your mom to send in the video. 722 00:41:28,119 --> 00:41:30,855 Did you think it was going to end up a winner? 723 00:41:32,023 --> 00:41:36,160 Um, no, we just done it as like a joke, kind of. 724 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:38,162 We was like, "Let's just send it in and see what happens." 725 00:41:38,162 --> 00:41:40,164 And then here we are. 726 00:41:40,164 --> 00:41:43,001 Pretty cool. Well, you just won 20 grand 727 00:41:43,001 --> 00:41:46,037 and have a shot at 100 grand, right? 728 00:41:46,037 --> 00:41:50,108 That's more than most artists make in a lifetime. 729 00:41:50,108 --> 00:41:54,312 Yes. Congratulations, y'all. Well, that's our show. 730 00:41:54,312 --> 00:41:56,180 If you want to see it again, 731 00:41:56,180 --> 00:41:59,117 try to fly to an earlier time zone really fast 732 00:41:59,117 --> 00:42:01,085 or stream it on Hulu. 733 00:42:01,085 --> 00:42:03,454 Yeah, that works too. We'll see you next time. 734 00:42:03,454 --> 00:42:05,256 And don't forget, if you upload a video 735 00:42:05,256 --> 00:42:07,925 and it airs on the show, we'll send you an "AFV" T-shirt. 736 00:42:07,925 --> 00:42:09,027 So good night, everybody. 737 00:42:09,027 --> 00:42:10,294 And remember, send your video to me. 738 00:42:10,294 --> 00:42:12,864 You might win 20 G's. Good night, y'all. 739 00:42:12,864 --> 00:42:14,932 -- Captions by Verbit -- 740 00:42:14,932 --> 00:42:24,008 ♪♪ 741 00:42:24,008 --> 00:42:33,918 ♪♪ 742 00:42:33,918 --> 00:42:43,094 ♪♪ 743 00:42:43,094 --> 00:42:52,904 ♪♪ 744 00:42:52,904 --> 00:43:02,513 ♪♪