Ribeiro: It's "AFV's" 800th episode.
Now that's worth celebrating.
[ Electricity crackles ] [ Laughter ]
Woman: Hey! What are you doing?
Man: Sit.
Sit. Good.
Whoa! Whoa!
[ Security alarm blaring ] [ Screaming ]
♪♪
Tonight we invite everyone to our very special telecast.
You, our home viewers and our studio audience,
please join together to celebrate "AFV's"
very special achievement -- our 800th show.
Leading our celebration,
America's favorite host, Alfonso Ribeiro.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
That's right.
Tonight, we celebrate a milestone
that few shows in the history of television have achieved.
It's our 800th episode, and we owe it all to you.
And to all the hardworking people behind the scenes
and to this gigantic 800 we've had in storage
that we finally found a reason to use.
So, sit back, relax, and enjoy "AFV's" 800th episode.
And don't worry -- you don't need to watch
all 799 other episodes to know what's going on.
You'll catch on quick.
[ Laughter and applause ]
♪♪
Woman: Oh!
Ribeiro: Just because someone's older and wiser
doesn't mean they're too old or too wise to prank.
Aah! Aah!
Oh!
[ Laughter ]
Ribeiro: I'm starting to think hoverboards were invented
by the furniture people.
[ Crashing ]
[ Laughter ]
It's a good thing he's carrying that mattress.
He's gonna need a nap soon.
Whoa, whoa!
Man: Whoa! [ Groans ]
You alright?
Whoa.
Ah!
Ribeiro: When it comes to rowboats,
you're either in or you're out.
You can't have it both ways.
No, no.
Man: Oh.
You good?
Ribeiro: See that little dog?
She decided outdoor time was over.
Which caused panic time to begin.
Lele?
Lele?!
Lele!
Ribeiro: Oh, don't be silly. You didn't lose Lele.
Lele! Lele!
Lele! Oh, God!
[ Crying ] Lele! No!
Lele!
Why did you run off?
Ribeiro: I like to picture Lele
just chillin' on the couch, watching TV at this point.
Lele? Lele?
Oh, my God! Girl...
Ribeiro: Lady who's bad at driving the ATV coming in hot.
[ Crunching ]
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
[ Seagulls squawking ]
Oh.
[ Squawking continues ]
[ Girl screams ]
Woman: Luke, go look at her.
Ribeiro: Getting seagulls to go away
by throwing more chips to them
is certainly an interesting strategy.
Man: Why is she -- [ Laughter ]
Open the door. Why is she throwing things?
She's trying to get them to go away.
Don't you hate when one set of friends
doesn't get along with your other set of friends?
Now, I'm not talking about your high school friends
and your college friends, or your soccer parent friends
or your baseball parent friends.
I'm talking about much more important friends.
Cats and dogs.
Why can't you furbabies just get along?
♪ Come serenade me ♪
♪♪
♪ I'm here waiting ♪
♪♪
♪ I don't have all that much ♪
♪♪
♪ But I got a little melody for you ♪
Man: Oh, my God!
♪ Finding time to unwind ♪
♪ You make everything seem fine ♪
♪ Looks like we're on the right track ♪
♪ I know you know ♪
♪ Way to go ♪
♪ The evening stretched out in a haze ♪
♪ You and me, we live in days ♪
♪ See you waving all the way at the back ♪
♪ I know you know ♪
♪ Way to go ♪
♪♪
♪ Way to go ♪
[ Dog barking ]
[ Dog yelps ]
♪ Finding time to unwind ♪
♪ You make anything seem fine ♪
♪ Choo-choo ♪
♪ Looks like we're on the right track ♪
♪ I know you know ♪
♪ Way to go ♪
♪ The evening stretched out in a haze ♪
♪ You and me, we live in days ♪
♪ See you waving all the way at the back ♪
♪ I know you know ♪
♪ Way to go ♪
♪ Finding time to unwind ♪
♪ You make everything seem fine ♪
♪ It looks like we're on the right track ♪
♪ I know you know ♪
♪ Way to go ♪
♪ The evening stretched out in a haze ♪
♪ You and me, we live in days ♪
♪ See you waving all the way at the back ♪
♪ I know you know ♪
♪ Way to go ♪
[ Dog barking ]
[ Laughter ]
Do you have a funny video worth $20,000?
What are you waiting for? Upload it to AFV.com.
We're about to show some boneheads
that are so unbelievably boneheaded,
they belong in a museum.
Now, a bonehead museum, of course.
I don't mean a regular museum surrounded by priceless artwork.
Too risky.
I've seen what these boneheads are capable of.
Mm.
This is not what they mean by getting too much screen time.
Where did Hannah go?
♪♪
[ Girls scream ]
♪♪
Ribeiro: If you listen carefully,
you can hear his pants rip.
[ Pants rip ]
Oh, come on, man!
[ Laughter ]
Ribeiro: Well, I guess he's just gonna hope
that no one at work notices.
This looks like a job for someone with arms
long enough to reach the center of the table.
[ Glass shatters ]
Asher!
[ Speaking indistinctly ]
Ribeiro: I don't know if they're getting too old for this,
but they're definitely getting too tall for this.
Whoa! Whoa!
[ Laughter ]
So, tonight, I decided, let's try it.
Okay. Here you have it. It's on a bowl.
Do you see this?
Do you see this right now?
Like, that is nuts.
And look. Like...
Seriously. This is nuts.
And -- [ Glass shatters ]
Pfft! [ Laughing ]
Ribeiro: They're in a car wash.
And yet a clean getaway is pretty much impossible.
[ Crashing ]
Whoa!
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
She takes care of the plants.
Her husband takes care of the faceplants.
[ Woman speaking indistinctly ]
Aw, I'm gonna get my --
Look, my trousers are getting dirty.
Ribeiro: Oh, no! His feet are getting wet.
[ Laughter ]
There's a saying -- "Kids say the darndest things,"
mostly because "darndest" is the spiciest language
you want to use around kids.
Now check out these kids saying stuff that's pretty darn cute.
So may I have a cookie, please?
No.
Woman: Ollie, how many calories does this yogurt have?
190.
[ Laughter ]
No.
[ Laughter ]
That's zero milligrams. Oh.
[ Laughs ]
Yay!
Open it up!
Yay!
Mommy, these are the shoes I wanted for so long!
-Yay! -Yay!
Where'd you get 'em?
Woman: At a store.
Oh. You want to try them on?
You like 'em?
Whoa! [ Laughter ]
Woman: You want what?
Really? Yeah.
You're just gonna go to the store and buy a baby sister?
Yeah. Oh.
Woman: What are you looking for?
Where -- Where's your panty tree?
Yes.
Okay, the pantry is downstairs.
I don't have a panty tree.
Okay?
Hi.
Woman: Hey. Do you want a baby brother?
No brother.
Do you want a baby sister?
No sister.
No sister?
What do you want?
Tacos?
Yeah.
Woman: That kept coming up here with grass?
Older boy: Yeah.
Man: 'Kay, careful.
Little boy: Where are the babies?
Oh, my.
Little girl: Oh!
Boy: Oh!
These are so cute.
No. No, we're not gonna fry them.
No, baby. We're gonna let them be.
Together: Hey, Alfonso!
We want to see more beach videos!
[ Laughs ]
Okay, Matteo and Luca.
You want to see more beach videos?
Well, here are some that'll knock you over
even faster than that wave.
Woman: Let's see --
Let's see who's gonna win the great crab race!
Let's see. There's a clear winner...
Ribeiro: In "the great crab race,"
it ain't over till it's over.
This race has obstacles that regular races don't.
Woman: Uh-oh-oh!
Oh, no!
Ribeiro: And to think they booked their reservation
weeks in advance to make sure they got a seaside table.
Woman: Everybody look this way.
[ Woman yells ]
[ Indistinct chatter ]
[ Wind howling ]
♪♪
Ribeiro: Grandma's gone her whole life without littering,
and she's not about to start now.
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
This is the most exercise she's gotten all year.
[ Woman speaking indistinctly ]
Man: I don't know. Oh, my God.
[ Wind gusting ]
I hope she's joking.
Ribeiro: If the bag wants to get away that badly,
I doubt anyone can catch it.
[ Wind howling ]
[ Laughter ]
Man: There's somebody else going after it.
♪♪
Man: Nine...
Ten...
Eleven...
Ribeiro: Here's a prank that'll "crack" you up.
[ Woman laughing ]
Man: He's the winner!
Mom, I have to go potty.
Woman: You have to go potty? Yeah.
Go in the water.
What?
Go in the ocean.
What?
You're gonna go in the ocean.
Mommy, what?
Go potty in the ocean.
Why?
That's where you go potty at the beach.
Ribeiro: Going potty at the beach is a rite of passage.
♪♪
Well, you can't get mad
if he does exactly what you tell him to do.
[ Woman laughs ]
Woman: Bob's first swim!
They came to the beach to catch some rays.
They weren't the only ones catching some rays.
[ People gasp ]
[ People shrieking ]
In fact, that shark looks like he caught a pretty tasty one.
[ Woman laughs ]
Look at the size of that thing!
Oh, my God!
[ Laughter ]
People used to get away with doing sneaky stuff.
But now that cameras are so ubiquitous,
sneaky people are getting busted all the time.
And yeah, I used the word "ubiquitous."
How do you like them apples?
And yeah, I also used the word "apples."
Which are also somewhat ubiquitous.
She's supposed to be lying down to go to sleep.
Instead, she does a different kind of lying.
[ Objects clatter ]
[ Sign thuds ]
♪♪
And she would have gotten away with it, too,
if it weren't for that meddling security camera.
I don't know. I heard it, too.
Woman: What was that?
I don't know. I heard it, too.
[ Girl squeals, grunts ]
Woman: How did it get all over your face?
He the one who broked in and --
and got it all over my face!
[ Grunts ]
Kermit got it all over your face?
Yeah!
Ribeiro: Sure, make Kermit your scapegoat.
Or... scape-frog.
...look what he did!
That's a lot of lipstick.
[ Knocking on door ]
Man: Yello!
Ribeiro: He's a salesman who goes door to door
and hammock to hammock.
[ Rope snaps ]
Man: Oh!
♪♪
Ribeiro: Somehow I doubt he made the sale.
Here's a sticky situation he tried to get himself into.
Woman: Hey! What are you doing?!
Put that down.
Kelby...
No, no!
No, Mama. Rosie!
Mama! What?
Buddy was moving.
Ribeiro: From now on, in this house,
sunscreen is a "keep on the top shelf" sort of product.
I was putting a lot of sunscreen on.
No. Where's Buddy?
He's right there. Oh, no.
Well, at least the dog won't get sunburned.
Rosie -- But he has --
I told you not to use the sunscreen.
I told you just to pretend.
No more, no more.
Okay, I'll pretend, I'll pretend.
Ribeiro: Alarms are good for scaring off burglars
and little boys who'd be great silent film actors.
[ Alarm blares ] [ Boy screaming ]
[ Banging on door ]
[ Boy screams ]
Man: What?!
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
Sometimes the videos I see make me scratch my head,
But I won't, of course, because hair like this
doesn't just "happen," you know?
Get set for...
...where I try to make sense of your nonsense.
Your cat failed the audition
to be a judge on "American Idol"?
Do I have that right?
♪ E-I-E-I-O ♪
♪ And on that farm he -- ♪
Ow! Ow.
The store wouldn't let you return the glass door even
even though you kept the receipt?
Are you kidding me now?
[ Audience groans ]
Whenever your son's upset,
you just drive him around in hopes of seeing
an expensive sports car?
That's a real thing?
[ Boy crying ] Woman: Logan will be there tomorrow.
Yeah, but I want to play a little bit longer.
You invited Chardonnay Cheryl to your
"Dancing With the Stars" party?
Is that what you're telling me?
Woman: Oh, my God! [ Shrieks ]
Ribeiro: "Do I Have That Right?" is now over.
If I have that right.
[ Applause ]
What's round and contains zero losers?
The winner's circle, of course,
where winning is the only way in.
It's time to have a blast
with some big winners from "AFV's" past.
Man: No, you're not.
[ Laughter ]
[ Woman laughing ]
[ Lawnmower whirring ]
Woman: Here he is here.
There's the bees over there.
Ahh! Ahh! Ow! Ahh!
[ Bees buzzing ]
Okay, the -- Ahh!
That was -- Ahh!
Ahh! Ahh! Help! Bees! Bees!
Oh, Lord.
Oh, that hurts. Stung me right on the face.
Ahh! They're -- Ahh! Ahh!
Maybe it's for --
Ahh! Hey! The bees!
[ Bees buzzing ]
They think I'm mowing.
Ahh! Ahh! Ow!
Help! The bees are stinging me.
I've been stung twice!
I've got one catch -- Ahh!
I gotta -- I'll be back, y'all. Bye.
If -- If you ever meet a squirrel
and if you ever made him mad,
it might get so mad and it might do this.
It hurted my mother.
And it was so rude.
If you ever meet a squirrel and -- and it got angry,
make sure to make it happy, not angry.
Like my mother tried to fight it
but the squirrel win
and made her fall off the stairs.
So make sure this doesn't happen to you.
Report.
Ribeiro: Let's circle back next week
for another "Winner's Circle."
[ Cheers and applause ]
Upload your funny video to AFV.com
for your chance at 20 grand!
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[ Laughter ]
We've shown so many dogs over the years
that we have enough dogs to stretch from New York
to Los Angeles if we put them end to end.
I mean, we obviously couldn't put them end to end
because they'd keep turning around
to sniff each other's butts, but you get my point.
Release the hounds!
[ Dogs barking ]
It's time to go to the "Dog Park."
Starting next week,
mama's got to work from the office.
[ Dog whines ]
I know. I don't like it either.
He might have tiny legs...
...but he's got a really strong upper body.
I have a feeling by this time next year,
"Corgi Ball" is going to be bigger than pickleball.
♪♪
Some dogs herd sheep.
Some dogs herd frogs.
Man: Might still do it... Oh!
[ People shriek ]
Woman: Did he do it again? He got him. He got him.
He saved him. Drop it!
He's just --
He's a -- Oh! [ Frog croaks ]
[ Laughter ]
Ralphie! You saved him!
[ Dog barking ] Woman: Wally?
Wanna see who's here?
[ Wally barking ]
Ribeiro: Nicolette's parents are happy she's home from college,
but not nearly as happy as Wally.
[ Wally baying ]
[ Baying continues ]
Man: Sit. Sit.
Sit.
Good boy!
Good girl, Moxie, for showing him.
Ribeiro: Good luck to that dog
if he tries to lie about where he was lying.
Woman: You're all wet, bud.
Look it. [ Woman laughs ]
[ Applause ]
Every so often we do a montage of, shall we say,
sporting equipment of a round, bouncy,
usually inflatable nature.
The crew thinks I'll giggle when I introduce these
bouncing-thing-a-ma-jigs, but I'm a grown man
and a professional television host, so I won't.
Now enjoy these sports spheres more commonly known as...
balls.
[ Laughing ] Balls.
[ Laughter ]
Balls.
[ Laughter ]
[ Johannes Brahms' "Danse Hongroise" plays ]
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Woman: It's Friday morning.
Mama's making us some omelets
in her omelet maker.
A minute left and we'll have...
An omelet maker?
What does an omelet maker do that a frying pan can't?
[ Omelet maker hissing ]
Woman: What's that sound?
I don't know. It's never made sound.
[ Hissing continues ]
[ Both scream ]
I wonder if her phone warranty covers this.
Or her car warranty.
[ Man laughing ]
Oh my gosh!
♪♪
[ Woman laughing ]
How did that happen?
You've heard of "hot potato!"
Well, get ready for "mushy watermelon."
[ Man laughing ]
You don't have to worry about gas
with those electric snowblowers,
but you do have to watch out for the cord.
Crazy person.
Oh, he'll get that branch down one way or another.
[ Woman gasps ]
Woman: There you go, camel.
Camels are rarely accused of being dainty eaters.
[ Camel grunts ] [ Woman screams ]
[ Both laughing ]
I'm not sure putting your foot on the gas pedal
for leverage is the right move.
[ Motor starts ]
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[ Applause ]
Remember when video stores were a thing and every videotape
had a "Be Kind, Rewind" sticker on it?
Well, we're going to be kind and rewind these next videos
so you can see the funny part a second time.
Some neighbors send over a muffin basket.
Oh!
Some send over a groin-seeking airplane.
Oh!
[ Boy laughs ]
Woman: What happened?
Oh! What happened?
[ Boy speaking indistinctly ]
Ribeiro: She'll need a box of chocolate milk
after this workout.
Like the one on the floor.
Uhh! Uhh!
Woman: Oh...
Uhh! Uhh!
Woman: Oh...
Warning to the squeamish.
There are bats under there.
Man: Uh-oh.
[ Bats chirping ] Woman: Ohhh!
Man: Uh-oh.
[ Bats chirping ] Woman: Ohhh!
Looks like the lady holding the camera
was the most squeamish of all.
[ Bats chittering ] Woman: Ohh!
He's not goofing around on the job.
[ Broom head thuds ]
His broom on the other hand...
[ Broom head thuds ]
A dove is a symbol of peace.
[ Dove coos ]
But they'll kick some butt when there's birdseed on the line.
It's an accidental catapult.
[ Boy screams ]
Heads up!
[ Boy screams ]
This drummer has perfect timing.
[ Mallet bangs ]
And so does his mallet.
[ Mallet bangs ]
I've heard of raining cats and dogs.
But raining snakes?!
[ Woman screams ]
♪♪
[ Woman screams ]
You know what the world needs now?
Woman: There she goes! Whoo!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[ Woman speaking indistinctly ]
There she goes. Woman #2: Whoa!
[ Laughing ] Oh, no!
Oh, no!
[ Indistinct shouting ]
I hope you've enjoyed
the reason Kathy was late to the buffet.
[ Applause ]
That is just what the world needed.
At least it needed it 30 seconds ago.
Now it needs more funny videos.
That's kind of my solution to everything, isn't it?
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
This guy has shockingly bad judgment.
Woman: I told you.
Man: You gotta press the button.
Yeah.
[ Electricity zaps ]
Oh! Oh!
[ Groans ]
Hey, this was my Christmas present two years ago.
Y'all want to see the improvement in on me.
Well, watch out. Memaw, here she go!
[ Woman grunting ]
Ribeiro: If this is two years worth of improvement
in another hundred years,
I think she'll be a real force to be reckoned with!
Boy: This is just fake moves.
[ Woman grunting ]
Whoa! [ Glass shatters ]
Boy: Oh, my God!
[ Woman groans ]
Woman: You want to give me a high five?
Yeah. Why? What'd you do?
Ribeiro: She got some T.P. on her tutu.
Potty?
Yeah. I'm gonna -- I'm gonna get a star!
Okay.
I'm gonna get a star!
Can you spin around for me?
Whoa!
What's that?
That's called a "pirou-what-the-heck?!"
[ Woman laughing ]
What happened?
I don't know.
[ Woman laughing ]
What happened?
That wall is not going down without a fight.
Good? Mm-hmm.
Whoo!
[ Woman laughs ]
Like what?
What the cat lacks in hair
he more than makes up for in chutzpah.
[ Woman laughing ]
C'mon. C'mon.
Keep going. Keep going. Come on.
[ Woman laughing ]
He wants to stay.
Git.
[ Woman laughs ]
Maybe he just wants your jacket cause he's chilly,
what with not having any hair and all.
[ Woman continues laughing ]
[ Both grunt ] [ People laugh ]
I'm guessing they're not physics majors.
[ Men groaning ]
[ Laughter continues ]
Boy: Dang it!
Man: Ow!
Dang it!
Ow! Seriously?!
Daddy. Get in the house.
Ribeiro: This kid better plan an amazing Father's Day
to make up for this.
Man: Uhhh...
[ Applause ]
They say everyone always ends up gathering in the kitchen.
Is it because that's where they keep the food?
Partially, but it's mostly because
that's where they keep the klutzes.
And kitchen klutzes
aren't just deliciously uncoordinated.
They're also tonight's "Assignment America"
Need some tasty examples?
Well, try these.
Woman: Santos, are you ready for the eggs?
Boy: Yeah.
Man: Everyone ready?
Ahhh! Ahhh!
[ Woman screaming ]
[ Laughter ]
What?!
[ Laughter ]
Woman: Someone hit the record button.
One, two, three, four.
Up!
One, two, three, four.
Up!
[ Glass shatters ]
Oops!
Woman: What happened?
I fell down and I got my pants caught.
What were you doing?
I'm getting a Pop-Tart.
[ Woman laughs ]
So if someone gets whacked while making a snack,
send it our way.
Jess, tell 'em what they need to know.
Kitchens and klutzes go together like funny and videos.
We want to see your countertop calamities,
your linoleum "oh nos,"
and your people unable to stay upright near the table.
Your fridge-adjacent fiascoes could fetch you
20 or even 100 G's.
Just upload the video to AFV.com.
For full contest rules, log on to AFV.com.
We're just itchin' for klutzes in the kitchen!
The show's almost over,
but I won't allow frowning
'cause we've still got some winners in need of a crowning!
Let's meet our finalists.
First up, when you have more than one dog,
it's hard to keep track.
You take them outside, but the little one sneaks back.
It's "Who Let The Dog In?,"
sent in by Mikesha Calhoun from Bethlehem, Pennsylvania.
She decided outdoor time was over.
Which caused panic time to begin.
Lele?
Lele?!
Ribeiro: Oh, don't be silly. You didn't lose Lele.
Lele?!
Ribeiro: I like to picture Lele
just chillin' on the couch watching TV at this point.
Lele? Lele?
Oh, my God! Girl...
Joining us are Mikesha, Najm, and Lele.
Now, Mikesha, I know Lele's small,
but how did she walk back into the house without you noticing?
That particular morning, I let both the dogs out,
as you can see, and there was a squirrel
that ran across the front yard.
So I was really trying to focus on that squirrel and Patches
to make sure Patches didn't take off.
And I just didn't see Lele walk underneath me
and back in the house.
It could happen. Now, how did it feel
to be completely outsmarted by a puppy
who was quietly watching the whole show
from the top of the stairs?
[ Laughs ] Yes.
All I could -- She's my daughter's dog.
So all I can think about is Nyla's gonna kill me.
Nyla's gonna kill me. I gotta find this dog.
Well, good luck.
Thank you. Alright.
Next up, feeding birds is fun when it's just one or two.
But when they bring the whole flock,
what's a little girl to do?
It's "Balcony Bird Buffet,"
sent in by Savannah Hobbs from Giddings, Texas.
[ Seagulls squawking ]
[ Girl yelling ]
[ Girl screams ]
Woman: Luke, go look at her.
Ribeiro: Getting seagulls to go away
by throwing more chips to them
is certainly an interesting strategy.
Man: Why is she -- [ Laughter ]
Open the door. Why is she...?
Joining us are Savannah, Luke, Sadie, Presley, and Shane.
Now, Savannah, time for the burning question --
Why didn't Sadie just open the door and come inside?
That's a good question. [ Laughs ]
I think the st-- the door was getting stuck earlier,
and so she knew it wouldn't open and panicked.
Okay, alright, now, Sadie, you looked pretty upset
when those seagulls kept coming for your chips.
Do you think you'll ever try to feed birds again?
No.
[ Laughter ]
Well, I understand,
and maybe a whole lot of birds
will help you win a whole lot of money.
Alright? Good luck.
Thank you. Alright.
Thank you. And finally, the beach is nice,
the air is breezy, but when your snacks blow away,
chasing them down isn't easy.
It's "Out of Reach on the Beach"
sent in by Peter Arango from Covina, California.
[ Wind gusting ]
Grandma's gone her whole life without littering,
and she's not about to start now.
[ Laughter ]
Joining us are Peter and Norma.
Now, Norma, when the popcorn bag flew out of your hand,
why were you so intent on chasing it?
Because I couldn't litter and I had to
be a good example for my grandkids.
Alright, alright. Good for you.
That's right. Litter is bad.
But we also heard that you paid the price
for all that popcorn-bag chasing.
What happened?
I hurt my back in one of those turns,
and I ended up having to get some -- a shot and pills.
Yes, I did. Well, I'm so sorry that happened.
And I hope they gave you a snack in the waiting room
and that it didn't blow away. Okay?
[ Laughs ] Yes.
Alright. Good luck, y'all.
Alright. We're going to find out who takes home the cash
in just a minute, but first let's take a look at
some of the clips that didn't make our top three
in tonight's honorable mention.
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[ Horn honks ]
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[ Applause ]
Okay, it's time to hand out tonight's prizes.
$20,000 for first, $6,000 for second, and $4,000 for third.
Here we go. Our third-place, $4,000 winner is...
"Out of Reach on the Beach"
sent in by Peter Arango from Covina, California.
[ Applause ]
Thank you.
And the winner of the $20,000 and tonight's
funniest home video is...
"Balcony Bird Buffet,"
sent in by Savannah Hobbs from Giddings, Texas.
We have Sadie, Savannah, Luke, Presley, and Shane.
Yes. Now, congratulations.
Savannah, as a parent,
your first thought must have been
that "I should help my child."
But at what moment did the urge to grab your phone win out?
[ Laughter ]
I was already videoing and so I couldn't stop.
It was just too funny.
Well, we loved it. And you know what?
You can use the 20 grand for more vacations.
Just make sure to have your phone handy in case
Sadie sees any hungry animals. Okay?
[ Laughter ]
That's right. We're going to go to the beach.
Well, congratulations.
You got $20,000 and a shot at $100,000.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Ah. Alright.
Well, that's our 800th episode.
And to celebrate, I'd like to say good night in 800 languages.
I just have to learn 799 more languages.
Yeah. So we'll see you next time.
And don't forget, if you upload a video and it airs on the show,
we'll send you an "AFV" T-shirt.
So good night, everybody.
And remember, send your video to me,
you might win 20 G's. Good night, y'all.
-- Captions by Verbit --
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