Ribeiro: Here's a taste of tonight's "AFV."
It's calorie-free but full of laughs.
Woman: [ Laughing ] Oh, my gosh.
Child: Jump!
[ Laughter ]
Welcome to "America's Funniest Home Videos."
And now here he is, the host of our show, Alfonso Ribeiro.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Let's do this.
Come on now. Come on.
There we go. There we go. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Hello, and welcome to "AFV,"
the show that likes to hit the ground running.
We also like to hit the table running
and barrel into a wall or two.
What I'm saying is, we're an action-packed show,
so I hope you weren't planning on getting any homework done
in the next hour. Mnh-mnh.
Woman: It's slippery.
Ribeiro: There's a limit to
how many suitcases you can get on an escalator.
[ Laughter ]
This gender reveal reveals that dad doesn't have
a real strong kicking foot.
Man: No, Matt, Matt!
[ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ]
I'm gonna go all the way in.
Woman: Throw the food in. All the way in.
Ready? Dump the food in. Go, Tucker.
Ribeiro: Let's see how immediate immediate regret can be.
Go, Brunson.
Boy: Go!
Go!
[ Laughter ]
Ribeiro: Looks like the fish are biting.
Sounds like it, too.
Ow!
Most great ideas involve beer cans
and 2:45 in the morning.
Beer can over your friends.
We're the uprights, baby.
It's like 2:45 in the morning.
[ Laughter ]
Ribeiro: This lady's had a fun day
and is determined not to fall into the koi pond.
Aah! Aah!
[ Laughter ]
Ribeiro: Success!
[ Laughter ]
♪ Q, R, S, T, U, V ♪
[ Burping ] W --
Oops. [ Laughs ]
Ribeiro: "Hey, I'll stand wherever I want."
[ Laughter ]
Release the hounds.
It's time to go to the Dog Park.
Man: Who wants ice cream?
Ribeiro: Ice cream, you scream.
Who wants ice cream?
Bo politely raises a paw for ice cream.
Sometimes your purpose is to give others a boost.
[ Laughter ]
This dog has a very unique way of drying off.
[ Laughter ]
Woman: Is this real?
Ribeiro: Nothing wrong-a with a little conga.
Woman: What the heck is going on?
What? What? What?
[ Dog trilling loudly ]
Ribeiro: He has a subtle way of saying he doesn't want
the grandparents to leave.
[ Trilling continues ]
Bye!
[ Dog trilling ]
Woman: Do you want to go to Starbucks?
Ooh! Yes, yes. Okay, okay.
Do you want to go to Starbucks
and then we go to the dog park?
You want to go to the dog park?
No?
Ribeiro: Hey, I get it.
The dog park doesn't serve puppuccinos.
You want to play with your friends?
You want to go to Starbucks?
[ Laughs ]
Ribeiro: Keep your eye on the white dog,
'cause that guy sure didn't.
Ohh! [ Groaning ]
[ Laughter ]
Ribeiro: He knows how to get food off the counter.
You could say he has counter intelligence.
[ Laughter ]
How can you get mad at him for stealing food
when it's this darn cute?
[ Laughter ]
[ Applause ]
Hey, Alfonso!
Both: We want more birthday videos!
Ha ha, okay, Jared and Gabe.
You want more birthday videos?
Well, these are just for you,
and I hope you like them because I didn't get a gift receipt.
[ Horns tooting ]
♪ Happy birthday ♪
♪ Happy, happy birthday ♪
♪ Happy birthday, happy birthday ♪
♪ Here's a birthday wish for you ♪
♪ Happy birthday, happy birthday ♪
♪ We'll make your wish come true ♪
♪ It's time to have a party ♪
♪ Let's celebrate today ♪
♪ Everybody gather round to wish you a happy day ♪
♪ Happy birthday, happy birthday ♪
♪ Here's a birthday wish for you ♪
♪ Happy birthday, happy birthday ♪
♪ We'll make your wish come true ♪
♪♪
♪ Yeh, happy birthday, happy birthday ♪
♪ Here's a birthday wish for you ♪
♪ Happy birthday, happy birthday ♪
♪ We'll make your wish come true ♪
[ Laughter ]
♪ Happy birthday ♪
Upload your funny video to afv.com.
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We all do boneheaded things.
It's just that some of us have those moments caught on camera,
while others do their boneheaded activities in secrecy.
You know, if we had more cameras in even more places,
we could get every single boneheaded moment on video.
Forget a chicken in every pot.
I want a bonehead on every lot.
There's nothing like a little quality daddy-daughter time.
Ooh, that looks like a pretty big one.
Woman: Does it?
[ Laughter ]
Ribeiro: And perhaps, one day, they'll have some.
Why hire a plumber when you can save a few bucks
and do it yourself?
[ Laughter ]
Man: Just in case this flies away,
the weirdest bee, bug, or flying thing I've ever seen.
Look at this thing. What is it?
Ribeiro: Look at the size of that bug.
Man: Oh, my gosh. Is that fake?
Ribeiro: I wouldn't get too close if I were you.
Man: This is gonna be the funniest video ever.
Dude, it's plastic.
It's the kids' toys.
[ Laughter ]
And this year's winner is...
Ribeiro: Well, he won't win any trophies for trophy holding.
[ Applause ]
Oh! Oh!
[ Laughter ]
Oh! Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Ribeiro: I don't know what that kid has against his coach.
Woman: You can do it. Oh!
Ribeiro: But he certainly seems to have it out for him.
Woman: Good hit, buddy! Go!
[ Laughter ]
Ribeiro: That girl goes outside just in time
to see grandma pull out of her garage.
[ Crunching, glass shatters ]
Or at least try to.
Oh, my God.
Girl: ...2...
Ribeiro: Sure, put the piñata near the edge of the driveway
at the top of the hill and just hope for the best.
[ Screams ]
[ Laughter ]
Not only does he stand on a fridge instead of a ladder,
he stands on the only part of the fridge that moves.
[ Laughter ]
[ Applause ]
Most of our videos are unplanned goofs,
but these next clips were planned
by the person in the video.
They made a joke, they tried to be funny,
and they succeeded,
which is notable because it's rare
that we show people actually succeeding.
[ Laughter ]
Man: So, what are you doing tonight?
You don't have to make a big deal out of this.
I just need money.
But, Evan...
I don't know. Oh, that's how.
Jeez O. Pete, son.
Ribeiro: Pretty low clearance on that bridge.
I hope everybody ducked their heads.
♪♪
Or tucked their heads.
[ Laughter ]
Ribeiro: Yeah. Tell that "no dumping" sign
what you think of it.
Man: I can't afford that.
Man: What are you doing??
-Can I get in now? -Nope.
♪♪
Ribeiro: They're either trying to be funny
or just really good at following instructions.
♪♪
Woman: Okay, this is Steve doing the monkey bars.
[ Laughter ]
Ribeiro: Steve has been planning this joke for 70 years,
but it was totally worth it.
Woman: At 78 years old.
He used to do this many years ago.
[ Laughter ]
Ribeiro: Cool.
Looks like one of those automated carts
that does your shopping for you.
I hope there's some hand sanitizer in that cart.
[ Laughter ]
It may seem weird that he's taking a picture
of her nostrils like that.
But it's even weirder than you think.
It's not just a good electrical outlet,
it's a good outlet for his comedy.
[ Laughter ]
This next package is called "Winter Blunderland."
It's about -- You know what?
I've given you the words "winter" and "blunderland."
I think you can use context clues
to piece together the theme.
I believe in you.
She picked the perfect day to make a snow angel.
But not the perfect pants.
[ Woman laughs ]
♪♪
[ Laughs ]
Why do you do things like that?
[ Laughs ]
Young man: With -- With police watching, bro.
What if they join in?
Let's go!
Man: What happened?
'Cause we were digging a hole.
I want to go get him out.
Or he could be stuck for the whole night.
Ribeiro: Some snow days are less fun than others.
Boy: He's, like, buried in that hole.
What? [ Sighs ]
[ Crying ] I'm stuck here!
What are you doing?
I'm stuck.
[ Grunts, speaks gibberish ]
Man: Is this real?
Ribeiro: Every winter, countless kids
learn not to do this the hard way.
What are you doing?
[ Laughs ]
This ain't real.
[ Laughs ]
Boy: [ Speaking indistinctly ]
Oh, no.
We need help.
[ Crying ]
James: All right!
Ribeiro: I've heard of isolated hailstorms.
[ James screams ]
Ribeiro: But not isolated strictly to James.
[ James screams ]
What?
What the...
What the heck?!
Ribeiro: Snowflakes on his tongue.
Truck on his chin.
[ Thud ]
[ Laughter ]
[ Thud ]
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
Man: Ha ha ha!
There's got to be a better way to get frozen fish.
♪♪
Oh, no! Oh, no!
[ Laughs ]
What?!
You got it on video!
[ Both laugh ]
Ribeiro: After a day of dominating the slopes,
the snow wants revenge.
Oh!
[ Laughter ]
[ Laughing ] All that stuff just...
Oh, I'm here first.
[ Speaks indistinctly ]
Ribeiro: Even giant rival corporations know
how to have fun in the snow.
♪♪
In the race to deliver packages,
it ain't over till it's over.
See ya!
Ahhh!
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
I like to think of each video on our show
as a snapshot caught in time.
Our editor tells me they're actually multiple snapshots
moving by at 30 frames per second,
because that's how video works.
But that guy is annoying.
So we're going with "snapshots caught in time."
[ Laughter ]
Doorbell cameras have done a lot of good,
but they've totally ruined ding dong ditch.
♪♪
[ Laughter ]
[ Man laughs ]
♪♪
[ Man laughs ]
♪♪
Oh!
Man: [ Laughs ]
Ribeiro: I'll bet the duct tape people never imagined
this use for duct tape.
Get me off of this!
Aah!
Aaaahhh!
Aaaaahhhh!
But I bet they approve.
Look how much they're using.
[ Laughing ]
It's a metal pipe.
Woman: Okay. Well...
Ribeiro: Listen to your mom.
After you use the pipe to retrieve that ball,
definitely do not hit underneath the car.
Here's the ball.
Good job.
♪♪
[ Thud ]
Sorry.
♪♪
Woman: [ Laughs ]
These are all monkeys jumping in.
Ribeiro: So this is what monkeys do
when they don't have a bed to jump on.
[ Monkeys screeching ]
Woman: This is, like, crazy.
[ Laughs ]
Oh, my God!
[ Laughs ]
Can you please read the title for me?
Man: The title?
"I Won't."
Are you really serious?
I'm very serious.
Ribeiro: A dog on a leash and a frog on his face.
[ Frog croaks ]
Man: Uh!
♪♪
[ Frog croaks ]
Uh!
[ Laughter ]
Ribeiro: I'm not sure where the dog went, however.
[ Laughter ]
[ Indistinct conversations ]
Looks like this little player knows the girl's dad
ain't playing.
[ Woman laughs ]
♪♪
Ribeiro: Seven people lined up to make seven shots.
Can they all make it?
[ Woman cheering ]
♪♪
Now it's time for the part of the show
that would make Agatha Christie proud.
Proud she didn't end up in any of these videos. Hey-oh!
Put your sleuthing cap on
and get ready for some "'Funsolved' Mysteries."
A kitty quandary --
How can you tell when your cat isn't totally on board
with whatever just happened?
[ Tap ] [ Laughing ] Owww!
Why are you hitting me?
A pesky playground problem --
Why do the other moms always say Hazely gives off
a certain "cruisin' for a bruisin'" vibe?
Woman: Look at you. Who are you gonna fight, girl?
You wanna fight.
[ Laughter ]
A rather refreshing riddle --
Why do people say that Ben has a unique ability
to ruin celebrations before they even get started?
How do you do it?
Oh, my God!
[ Laughter ]
A dinnertime dilemma -- In the McKee house,
why is noodle time always exactly 20 minutes
before bath time?
Woman: Oh. [ Laughs ]
[ Laughing ] Oh.
A gosh-darn good golf question --
Why weren't the guys invited back
to next year's Fine Upstanding Young Man Invitational?
Man: What are you guys doing?!
Oh!
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
These mysteries aren't just solved --
They're "'funsolved.'"
[ Laughs ]
What vicinity is known for victors?
What area is exclusively for the awesome?
Why, it's "The Winner's Circle," of course.
It's time to have a blast
with some big winners from "AFV's" past.
♪♪
No! No!
[ Both laugh ]
Ribeiro: Losing is never fun...
until you discover how good whipped cream tastes.
Oh-ho-ho! What in the... Man: Hey.
Whoa.
Woman: [ Laughing ] What are you doing? Wait.
Yes. It's good.
Yeah. It's real good.
[ Laughs ]
[ Laughter ]
Ribeiro: There's either a mouse in the house
or she just really loves that sink.
[ Screaming ]
-Mom! -You're gonna see him.
Young woman: Mom, it's fine!
But he's so cute!
Girl: Mom.
Ribeiro: I'd say he's just as scared of you as you are of him.
But we know that's not true.
[ Shouting indistinctly ]
Oh, my God, Mom, he's so...
Woman: Okay, everyone calm down!
[ Laughter ]
[ Water running ]
Woman: Ohhhhhh! Boy: Mom, I want to take a bath.
Get outside now! Cut off the water!
I want to take a bath. [ Running stops ]
I'm cold!
You have -- Look at all the mud.
Sorry, Mama.
Get outside. I'm cold!
I don't care. Guess what. You get the hose, buddy.
I don't want the hose!
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. [ Crying ]
If you do this, you get the hose.
You got mud all over my house.
Mud everywhere.
Ribeiro: I mean, he's already in the house.
Does it really make sense to walk him back outside to --
[ Crying ] Boy: I want to take a bath.
Ribeiro: I stand corrected.
-No! -No!
After the hose.
Ribeiro: Let's circle back next week
for another "Winner's Circle."
♪♪
Got a funny video?
Upload it to AFV.com.
♪♪
Some people are talkers and some people are doers.
Right now, it's my turn to talk and let others do the doing.
But that's fine with me
because when you see the stuff they're doing,
you'll understand why I'm happy to simply talk about it.
♪♪
Woman: [ Laughs ]
[ Laughs ]
That's terrible!
That's not what it said.
[ Laughter ]
It says, "No one like Nana.
Not even close."
Oh, so no one's like you?
Like no one has the same exact hair?
Yes, exactly.
Ribeiro: If coffee goes on a coffee table,
should this be called a nincompoop table?
[ Singing indistinctly ]
[ Woman laughs ]
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
Man: At all?
♪♪
I don't -- I do not...
I-I-I don't...
♪♪
[ Laughs ]
I...
A nap. Do you know what a nap is?
[ Laughs ]
A what? What did you say, Dad?
Do you -- Have you ever taken a nap before?
I can't...
[ Laughs ]
We got to get ready
when we want to ask Papa something.
Okay? So you do this. Ready?
Like that. Okay? Your turn.
[ Laughter ]
Yeah, yeah. Okay.
No, more with the lip.
There you go. There you go. A little more.
♪♪
Ribeiro: He forgets to put his truck in park
and tosses the package over the fence.
Yeah, this guy won't be winning
any Mail Carrier of the Year Awards.
♪♪
[ Laughter ]
And now looks like his truck is going to complete
his route without him.
[ Crashing ]
♪♪
They say cheaters never win and winners never cheat...
although some of the cheaters in these next videos
might win some money tonight.
So I guess you can throw that expression out the window.
[ Laughs ] Just...
Soccer has basically one main rule.
[ Woman laughs ]
Man: Shoot it! Go, go!
Shoot it in, T.J.!
And he couldn't break it any harder if he tried.
[ Laughter ]
Get it in there! Go, go!
♪♪
She's working her arms.
But thanks to that little arm,
she's not getting as much out of her workout as she could be.
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
He distracts the catcher
with the old "hey, look over there" routine.
♪♪
[ Group cheering ]
Child: Hey, Dad's already out there. Man: Do you know where all the eggs are?
Man #2: Nobody gets an egg until we start...
-Dad! -Dad!
[ Child whines ]
-Dad! -Dad!
Ribeiro: I hope your little "eat all the kids candy" joke
was worth them never wanting to celebrate Easter again.
[ Laughter ]
[ Children whining ]
Dad, we didn't say "go"!
Child #2: No! He's eating it!
Ruining all the work of the Easter Bunny --
not Easter funny.
Woman: How did you win?
When you was gone.
But what did you do to win?
[ Laughs ]
Woman: No.
Wait.
Ribeiro: I thought dogs descended
from wolves, not thieves.
Okay.
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
It's time for some videos
that have picked out a great sandwich spot
that also serves a nice bowl of soup.
[ Laughter ]
What's that?
Oh, my bad.
I thought this montage was called "Prepare to Lunch."
But it's actually "Prepare to Launch"
because it's full of takeoffs that didn't quite take off.
Yeah, yeah, I-I should probably have worn my contacts.
I'm-a -- I'm-a -- I'm-a...
[ Strauss' "Wiener Blut" waltz plays ]
♪♪
[ Girl laughs ]
♪♪
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
Oh!
♪♪
[ Woman laughs ]
Woman: Ooh!
♪♪
Man: Whoa!
♪♪
Oh! [ Laughs ]
♪♪
Child: Oh!
♪♪
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
-Oh! -Oh!
♪♪
Ah! [ Laughs ]
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
[ Gasps ]
[ Laughter ]
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♪♪
The cat usually waits till nobody's home to do this.
♪♪
[ Gasps ]
[ Clatter ]
Woman: Hazely. [ Smooches ] Woman #2: Come here. Come here.
Knowing where to do a trick...
Bang!
...is as important as knowing how to do a trick.
Get up, get up, get up, get up!
[ Laughs ]
Woman: You were trying to kill it.
Max, back away! Stop it! Stop it.
This nice woman is trying to prevent her dog
from getting to that caterpillar.
Did you already harm the thing?
Oh, it's kind of purpl-- Stop, stop!
Stop, Max. Please don't kill. Stop! Please don't kill.
With her help,
that caterpillar will turn into a beautiful butterfly...
I'm gonna save it.
Thank you. Okay.
Whoo-whee!
...or just a tasty snack.
I saved it!
Max! Oh, my...
He's taking a big chance eating that cheese puff
outside of his cage.
[ Dog sniffing ]
♪♪
[ Laughter ]
[ Woman laughing ]
Woman: Let go!
Let go! Thank you.
Ribeiro: Cats are good at a lot of things.
Rude.
Taking criticism is not one of them.
This is why...
Aah!
Come on.
Drop it. Let me see it.
Come on. The stick's in the way.
Feta. [ Grunts ]
Yeah.
[ Thud ]
[ Laughter ]
Someone's not happy that your standing desk
eliminated your lap.
[ Cat meows ] Man: Oh!
Oh-ho!
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♪♪
We're about to show practical jokes
that you won't soon forget.
You could say they're "pranks" for the memories.
[ Laughter ]
[ Laughter stops ]
I'll see myself out.
You're gonna duct tape a...
What are dads for if not to spray fart spray
into your inflatable dog costume?
Woman: Hold still for a second.
[ Spray hissing ]
Oh, Dad!
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
[ Coughs, gags ]
In his defense, we used to tell people to get it on tape.
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
Woman: What...
Man: Underneath. Huh?
It's one of those restaurants
with an electronic pay station right at the table.
A little bit.
They don't take cash, but she doesn't know that.
Where?
Oh, this one goes in the top.
Oh.
♪♪
The guy in the garage is trying to open the door
to get out,
but he doesn't know that his buddy in the car
with the remote is trying to close the door.
Man: [ Laughs ]
You mess with Bryson long enough,
and he goes full Indiana Jones.
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
[ Laughing ]
♪♪
Okay. [ Laughs ]
♪♪
Well, at least she doesn't end up with egg on her face.
Faster.
Oh!
[ Woman laughs ]
Okay.
Ribeiro: Just because your back hurts doesn't mean
you can't do the uncooked pasta prank on your chiropractor.
♪♪
[ Crunch ]
Was that your jaw?
Ow.
No, that was my neck.
♪♪
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
Turn the camera off.
Turn it off.
[ Laughs ]
Laura.
What -- What's that in your mouth?
[ Laughs ]
Dang.
[ Laughs ]
Oh.
Woman: This was a good idea.
[ Speaking indistinctly ]
♪♪
Ribeiro: You know what the world needs now?
♪♪
[ Crash ]
[ Audience "ohhs," laughter ]
I hope you've enjoyed a family getting home
from a two-week road trip that could not have gone better.
♪♪
[ Laughs ]
That was what the world needed.
And now it needs a funny little palate cleanser of videos,
which I happen to have locked and loaded...
or whatever they do with the videos back there
in the control booth.
That's not really my area of expertise.
You know, I don't know.
♪♪
[ Door opens ]
♪♪
Man: Oh.
[ Sighs ]
I want you to look at this.
Do you see this?
Ribeiro: Talk about a belt loop oops.
♪♪
This answers the question
"What happens when a teenage boy falls in the forest?"
Man: Come on, Oleg. Oh. No, no, no.
Beat the anxiety, son.
Oh!
[ Laughter ]
Okay. Oh!
Uh!
Hi.
Woman: I know. Isn't that so happy?
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
[ Crying ]
Man: Three. Two. One. Go!
[ Laughs ]
Ribeiro: This clip is going to change everything
you thought about raccoons.
Woman: Don't -- No, don't do it!
No, don't do it!
If you ever think about raccoons, that is.
-Oh, you're an idiot. -What the...
-Oh! -Oh!
[ Laughter ]
Oh! Woman #2: What?
What the...
What's gonna happen to him?
Oh, boy. What?!
Oh! Oh!
Ribeiro: Turns out they're mostly fluff.
What?!
What the...
Where'd he go?!
Ribeiro: Kids are never too young to help feed the pets.
Then again...
♪♪
Pranks -- They're a staple of "AFV."
And just like a stapler
needs to be refilled every once in a while,
so does our collection of prank videos.
That's why pranks are tonight's "Assignment America."
So think of a friend or family member you'd like to get on TV
by making 'em look like a clown.
Just fill 'em in.
Practical jokes are never not funny.
And now a good prank could win you some money.
Maybe even 20 or 100 grand.
Seriously, we want your practical jokes
and that is not something we joke about.
Just upload the video to AFV.com.
For full contest rules, log on to AFV.com.
Send us your pranks and we'll send you our thanks.
♪♪
We've had a great night, but let's crown a winner,
who will hopefully use the money to take the others to dinner.
Let's meet our finalists.
First up, the path by the water feature had a stone
that was loose, so she slipped, but a chair caught her caboose.
It's "Koi Pond Plummet,"
sent in by Karen Davis from North East, Maryland.
[ Applause ]
This lady's had a fun day
and is determined not to fall into the koi pond.
Aah! Aah!
[ Woman laughs ]
Ribeiro: Success!
[ Laughter ]
Joining us are Karen, Ray, Rich, and Cathy.
Now, Karen, you fell in front of everyone,
yet only your brother-in-law came to help.
What's up with that?
I guess he is my true savior.
I understand.
Now, I-I hear your grandson had an interesting reaction
when he saw the video.
What did he ask?
He asked if I was on the funny show.
On the funny show?
Well, yes, you are on the funny show, right?
I like that kid. All right, good luck, y'all.
All right. Thank you.
Next up, he plays jokes on his wife.
That's just how it goes.
Like this one
that's pretty much right on the nose.
It's "Nostril Plug Prank," sent in by Ralph Lopez
from Newburgh, New York.
[ Applause ]
It may seem weird that he's taking a picture
of her nostrils like that.
But it's even weirder than you think.
[ Laughter ]
It's not just a good electrical outlet --
It's a good outlet for his comedy.
[ Thud ]
Joining us are Ralph and Norma.
Now, Ralph, you saw this prank on social media
and decided to try it out on Norma.
Was her reaction everything you hoped it would be?
I was expecting a kiss,
but she definitely hit me with a -- with a right hand.
[ Laughs ] Yeah.
Norma, I don't think you was thinking
you were gonna give him a kiss.
No, no, no. No. No.
Now -- Now, Norma -- No, papi. You were not gonna get a kiss, papi.
N-- Oh, I love you already.
Now, Norma, do you still have the photo up in your kitchen?
[ Laughs ]
No, I took it away.
Yeah, it's probably a good thing you took it away.
It's a good thing for your relationship.
That's right. Well, good luck, y'all.
[ Applause ]
Thank you. Thank you.
All right.
And finally, it's time for a nap.
But isn't it absurd?
She suddenly doesn't know the meaning of the word.
It's "Playing Dumb for Dad,"
sent in by Matt Welshans from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
[ Applause ]
Man: At all?
I don't -- I do not...
I-I-I don't...
Joining us are Matt, Marla, and Mila.
Now, Matt,
Mila seems to have great comedic timing.
How would you describe her personality?
Mila: No! Yeah, I would describe her as -- as witty.
She's definitely witty and... No!
...I think she might get that from me, actually.
No!
Yeah, I think you might get it from him.
You've got great comedic timing.
Does she usually try to fight nap time,
or was this an unusual occurrence?
Good question.
She's, uh -- She's usually pretty willing to nap.
But, uh, every once
in a while, she's not up to it.
And, uh, she certainly pulled out all the tricks this time.
I love it, I love it.
Well, if your video wins,
I bet you'll all have trouble sleeping tonight.
Yeah. Yeah.
All right, good luck, y'all.
[ Applause ]
All right, we're gonna find out who takes home
the cash in just a minute.
But first, let's take a look at some of the clips
that didn't make our top three
in tonight's "Honorable Mention."
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[ Applause ]
Okay. It's time to hand out tonight's prizes --
$20,000 for first, $6,000 for second,
and $4,000 for third.
All right, here we go.
Our third place $4,000 winner is...
"Nostril Plug Prank," sent in
by Ralph Lopez from Newburgh, New York.
Whoo!
Thank you.
And the winner of the $20,000
and tonight's funniest home video is...
"Playing Dumb for Dad,"
sent in by Matt Welshans of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
We have Mila, Matt, and Marla.
All right!
Congratulations!
Fighting nap time just won you $20,000.
Tell me, has Mila tried antics like this
with anyone else or just Mom and Dad?
Oh, yeah. She tries it with everybody.
She gets away with it with her grandparents... Yep.
...pretty often, if you ask me.
Okay. Well, listen, thanks for sending us the video, okay?
And to all you other parents out there,
be sure to look through your phone
when your child is napping.
You just might have a video that could win you 20 grand.
So, congratulations. You got $20,000 and a shot at $100,000.
Thanks. Thank you.
[ Applause ]
Well, if the show were a train,
it would be pulling into the station
because our journey is done,
even though you never left your couch.
Amazing, huh?
Uh-huh.
All right. We'll see you next time.
And don't forget --
If you upload a video and it airs on the show,
we'll send you an "AFV" T-shirt.
So good night, everybody.
And remember -- Send your video to me.
You might win 20 G's. Good night y'all.
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