1 00:00:01,502 --> 00:00:03,287 Ribeiro: Here's a taste of tonight's "AFV." 2 00:00:03,570 --> 00:00:06,490 It's calorie-free but full of laughs. 3 00:00:08,725 --> 00:00:10,494 Woman: [ Laughing ] Oh, my gosh. 4 00:00:11,428 --> 00:00:12,563 Child: Jump! 5 00:00:12,563 --> 00:00:14,414 [ Laughter ] 6 00:00:17,201 --> 00:00:18,218 [ Laughter ] 7 00:00:20,654 --> 00:00:23,207 [ Laughter ] 8 00:00:25,726 --> 00:00:29,646 Welcome to "America's Funniest Home Videos." 9 00:00:29,646 --> 00:00:37,688 And now here he is, the host of our show, Alfonso Ribeiro. 10 00:00:37,688 --> 00:00:39,323 [ Cheers and applause ] 11 00:00:39,323 --> 00:00:40,390 Let's do this. 12 00:00:42,476 --> 00:00:43,794 Come on now. Come on. 13 00:00:43,794 --> 00:00:47,614 There we go. There we go. Thank you, thank you, thank you. 14 00:00:47,614 --> 00:00:49,666 Hello, and welcome to "AFV," 15 00:00:49,666 --> 00:00:51,735 the show that likes to hit the ground running. 16 00:00:51,735 --> 00:00:53,554 We also like to hit the table running 17 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:55,706 and barrel into a wall or two. 18 00:00:55,706 --> 00:00:57,808 What I'm saying is, we're an action-packed show, 19 00:00:57,808 --> 00:01:00,677 so I hope you weren't planning on getting any homework done 20 00:01:00,677 --> 00:01:03,530 in the next hour. Mnh-mnh. 21 00:01:12,506 --> 00:01:13,557 Woman: It's slippery. 22 00:01:14,708 --> 00:01:15,926 Ribeiro: There's a limit to 23 00:01:15,926 --> 00:01:18,695 how many suitcases you can get on an escalator. 24 00:01:18,695 --> 00:01:21,231 [ Laughter ] 25 00:01:26,887 --> 00:01:29,523 This gender reveal reveals that dad doesn't have 26 00:01:29,523 --> 00:01:31,375 a real strong kicking foot. 27 00:01:32,643 --> 00:01:33,727 Man: No, Matt, Matt! 28 00:01:33,727 --> 00:01:36,463 [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] 29 00:01:38,482 --> 00:01:39,600 I'm gonna go all the way in. 30 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:40,934 Woman: Throw the food in. All the way in. 31 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:43,820 Ready? Dump the food in. Go, Tucker. 32 00:01:43,820 --> 00:01:47,424 Ribeiro: Let's see how immediate immediate regret can be. 33 00:01:47,424 --> 00:01:49,326 Go, Brunson. 34 00:01:50,377 --> 00:01:52,279 Boy: Go! 35 00:01:52,279 --> 00:01:54,331 Go! 36 00:01:54,331 --> 00:01:55,666 [ Laughter ] 37 00:01:55,666 --> 00:01:57,551 Ribeiro: Looks like the fish are biting. 38 00:01:57,551 --> 00:01:59,369 Sounds like it, too. 39 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:00,003 Ow! 40 00:02:00,003 --> 00:02:02,689 Most great ideas involve beer cans 41 00:02:02,689 --> 00:02:04,541 and 2:45 in the morning. 42 00:02:04,541 --> 00:02:06,743 Beer can over your friends. 43 00:02:06,743 --> 00:02:07,894 We're the uprights, baby. 44 00:02:07,894 --> 00:02:10,330 It's like 2:45 in the morning. 45 00:02:13,333 --> 00:02:15,419 [ Laughter ] 46 00:02:26,630 --> 00:02:27,931 Ribeiro: This lady's had a fun day 47 00:02:27,931 --> 00:02:30,734 and is determined not to fall into the koi pond. 48 00:02:30,734 --> 00:02:32,402 Aah! Aah! 49 00:02:34,571 --> 00:02:36,540 [ Laughter ] 50 00:02:36,540 --> 00:02:37,791 Ribeiro: Success! 51 00:02:37,791 --> 00:02:40,210 [ Laughter ] 52 00:02:43,747 --> 00:02:47,684 ♪ Q, R, S, T, U, V ♪ 53 00:02:47,684 --> 00:02:48,719 [ Burping ] W -- 54 00:02:48,719 --> 00:02:50,804 Oops. [ Laughs ] 55 00:02:50,804 --> 00:02:53,306 Ribeiro: "Hey, I'll stand wherever I want." 56 00:02:55,409 --> 00:02:56,593 [ Laughter ] 57 00:02:59,846 --> 00:03:01,598 Release the hounds. 58 00:03:02,966 --> 00:03:05,569 It's time to go to the Dog Park. 59 00:03:07,771 --> 00:03:10,440 Man: Who wants ice cream? 60 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:12,776 Who wants ice cream? 61 00:03:12,776 --> 00:03:14,494 Ribeiro: Ice cream, you scream. 62 00:03:14,494 --> 00:03:15,662 Who wants ice cream? 63 00:03:15,662 --> 00:03:18,331 Bo politely raises a paw for ice cream. 64 00:03:20,083 --> 00:03:24,287 Sometimes your purpose is to give others a boost. 65 00:03:25,472 --> 00:03:27,524 [ Laughter ] 66 00:03:39,953 --> 00:03:43,423 This dog has a very unique way of drying off. 67 00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:47,661 [ Laughter ] 68 00:03:52,883 --> 00:03:54,000 Woman: Is this real? 69 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,636 Ribeiro: Nothing wrong-a with a little conga. 70 00:03:56,636 --> 00:03:58,905 Woman: What the heck is going on? 71 00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:02,576 What? What? What? 72 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:05,946 [ Dog trilling loudly ] 73 00:04:05,946 --> 00:04:07,981 Ribeiro: He has a subtle way of saying he doesn't want 74 00:04:07,981 --> 00:04:09,816 the grandparents to leave. 75 00:04:09,816 --> 00:04:12,285 [ Trilling continues ] 76 00:04:16,740 --> 00:04:17,774 Bye! 77 00:04:17,774 --> 00:04:19,358 [ Dog trilling ] 78 00:04:20,110 --> 00:04:22,763 Woman: Do you want to go to Starbucks? 79 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:25,081 Ooh! Yes, yes. Okay, okay. 80 00:04:25,081 --> 00:04:26,783 Do you want to go to Starbucks 81 00:04:26,783 --> 00:04:28,902 and then we go to the dog park? 82 00:04:28,902 --> 00:04:30,604 You want to go to the dog park? 83 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:32,773 No? 84 00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:33,874 Ribeiro: Hey, I get it. 85 00:04:33,874 --> 00:04:35,976 The dog park doesn't serve puppuccinos. 86 00:04:35,976 --> 00:04:37,727 You want to play with your friends? 87 00:04:37,727 --> 00:04:38,862 You want to go to Starbucks? 88 00:04:38,862 --> 00:04:41,998 [ Laughs ] 89 00:04:41,998 --> 00:04:43,884 Ribeiro: Keep your eye on the white dog, 90 00:04:43,884 --> 00:04:46,286 'cause that guy sure didn't. 91 00:04:47,554 --> 00:04:48,839 Ohh! [ Groaning ] 92 00:04:48,839 --> 00:04:50,740 [ Laughter ] 93 00:04:54,661 --> 00:04:56,613 [ Laughter ] 94 00:04:59,216 --> 00:05:02,135 Ribeiro: He knows how to get food off the counter. 95 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:05,655 You could say he has counter intelligence. 96 00:05:05,655 --> 00:05:07,541 [ Laughter ] 97 00:05:08,992 --> 00:05:10,994 How can you get mad at him for stealing food 98 00:05:10,994 --> 00:05:13,446 when it's this darn cute? 99 00:05:16,683 --> 00:05:18,602 [ Laughter ] 100 00:05:19,553 --> 00:05:21,488 [ Applause ] 101 00:05:25,609 --> 00:05:26,810 Hey, Alfonso! 102 00:05:26,810 --> 00:05:30,096 Both: We want more birthday videos! 103 00:05:30,096 --> 00:05:32,749 Ha ha, okay, Jared and Gabe. 104 00:05:32,749 --> 00:05:33,867 You want more birthday videos? 105 00:05:33,867 --> 00:05:35,268 Well, these are just for you, 106 00:05:35,268 --> 00:05:38,755 and I hope you like them because I didn't get a gift receipt. 107 00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:40,774 [ Horns tooting ] 108 00:05:40,774 --> 00:05:43,026 ♪ Happy birthday ♪ 109 00:05:43,026 --> 00:05:45,912 ♪ Happy birthday ♪ 110 00:05:45,912 --> 00:05:48,732 ♪ Happy birthday ♪ 111 00:05:48,732 --> 00:05:51,001 ♪ Happy, happy birthday ♪ 112 00:05:51,001 --> 00:05:53,837 ♪ Happy birthday, happy birthday ♪ 113 00:05:53,837 --> 00:05:56,206 ♪ Here's a birthday wish for you ♪ 114 00:05:56,206 --> 00:05:59,042 ♪ Happy birthday, happy birthday ♪ 115 00:05:59,042 --> 00:06:01,928 ♪ We'll make your wish come true ♪ 116 00:06:01,928 --> 00:06:04,731 ♪ It's time to have a party ♪ 117 00:06:04,731 --> 00:06:07,284 ♪ Let's celebrate today ♪ 118 00:06:07,284 --> 00:06:12,839 ♪ Everybody gather round to wish you a happy day ♪ 119 00:06:12,839 --> 00:06:15,108 ♪ Happy birthday, happy birthday ♪ 120 00:06:15,108 --> 00:06:18,061 ♪ Here's a birthday wish for you ♪ 121 00:06:18,061 --> 00:06:20,847 ♪ Happy birthday, happy birthday ♪ 122 00:06:20,847 --> 00:06:23,700 ♪ We'll make your wish come true ♪ 123 00:06:23,700 --> 00:06:25,201 ♪♪ 124 00:06:25,201 --> 00:06:28,905 ♪ Yeh, happy birthday, happy birthday ♪ 125 00:06:28,905 --> 00:06:31,841 ♪ Here's a birthday wish for you ♪ 126 00:06:31,841 --> 00:06:34,127 ♪ Happy birthday, happy birthday ♪ 127 00:06:34,127 --> 00:06:37,013 ♪ We'll make your wish come true ♪ 128 00:06:37,013 --> 00:06:39,532 [ Laughter ] 129 00:06:41,001 --> 00:06:43,753 ♪ Happy birthday ♪ 130 00:06:43,753 --> 00:06:45,238 ♪ Happy birthday ♪ 131 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:49,125 Upload your funny video to afv.com. 132 00:06:49,125 --> 00:06:51,177 ♪ Happy, happy birthday ♪ 133 00:06:51,177 --> 00:06:54,030 ♪ Happy birthday, happy birthday ♪ 134 00:06:54,030 --> 00:06:56,783 ♪ Here's a birthday wish for you ♪ 135 00:07:01,154 --> 00:07:03,173 We all do boneheaded things. 136 00:07:03,173 --> 00:07:07,010 It's just that some of us have those moments caught on camera, 137 00:07:07,010 --> 00:07:10,113 while others do their boneheaded activities in secrecy. 138 00:07:10,113 --> 00:07:13,083 You know, if we had more cameras in even more places, 139 00:07:13,083 --> 00:07:16,236 we could get every single boneheaded moment on video. 140 00:07:16,236 --> 00:07:17,988 Forget a chicken in every pot. 141 00:07:17,988 --> 00:07:20,607 I want a bonehead on every lot. 142 00:07:22,125 --> 00:07:25,228 There's nothing like a little quality daddy-daughter time. 143 00:07:25,228 --> 00:07:29,783 Ooh, that looks like a pretty big one. 144 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:30,867 Woman: Does it? 145 00:07:32,719 --> 00:07:33,420 [ Laughter ] 146 00:07:33,420 --> 00:07:35,939 Ribeiro: And perhaps, one day, they'll have some. 147 00:07:38,074 --> 00:07:40,860 Why hire a plumber when you can save a few bucks 148 00:07:40,860 --> 00:07:42,612 and do it yourself? 149 00:07:46,866 --> 00:07:48,969 [ Laughter ] 150 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:50,303 Man: Just in case this flies away, 151 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:54,074 the weirdest bee, bug, or flying thing I've ever seen. 152 00:07:54,074 --> 00:07:56,393 Look at this thing. What is it? 153 00:07:56,393 --> 00:07:58,244 Ribeiro: Look at the size of that bug. 154 00:07:58,244 --> 00:08:01,014 Man: Oh, my gosh. Is that fake? 155 00:08:01,381 --> 00:08:03,283 Ribeiro: I wouldn't get too close if I were you. 156 00:08:03,283 --> 00:08:05,935 Man: This is gonna be the funniest video ever. 157 00:08:09,773 --> 00:08:11,941 Dude, it's plastic. 158 00:08:11,941 --> 00:08:14,044 It's the kids' toys. 159 00:08:14,044 --> 00:08:16,563 [ Laughter ] 160 00:08:16,930 --> 00:08:18,281 And this year's winner is... 161 00:08:18,281 --> 00:08:21,868 Ribeiro: Well, he won't win any trophies for trophy holding. 162 00:08:21,868 --> 00:08:23,753 [ Applause ] 163 00:08:23,753 --> 00:08:24,954 Oh! Oh! 164 00:08:24,954 --> 00:08:26,122 [ Laughter ] 165 00:08:26,122 --> 00:08:29,042 Oh! Oh, no! 166 00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:30,777 Oh, no! 167 00:08:31,144 --> 00:08:34,164 Ribeiro: I don't know what that kid has against his coach. 168 00:08:34,330 --> 00:08:36,549 Woman: You can do it. Oh! 169 00:08:36,549 --> 00:08:40,120 Ribeiro: But he certainly seems to have it out for him. 170 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:41,988 Woman: Good hit, buddy! Go! 171 00:08:41,988 --> 00:08:43,640 [ Laughter ] 172 00:08:44,374 --> 00:08:46,342 Ribeiro: That girl goes outside just in time 173 00:08:46,342 --> 00:08:49,079 to see grandma pull out of her garage. 174 00:08:49,312 --> 00:08:51,614 [ Crunching, glass shatters ] 175 00:08:52,098 --> 00:08:54,150 Or at least try to. 176 00:08:54,150 --> 00:08:55,785 Oh, my God. 177 00:08:56,186 --> 00:08:57,470 Girl: ...2... 178 00:08:57,470 --> 00:09:00,223 Ribeiro: Sure, put the piñata near the edge of the driveway 179 00:09:00,223 --> 00:09:03,693 at the top of the hill and just hope for the best. 180 00:09:03,860 --> 00:09:05,845 [ Screams ] 181 00:09:05,845 --> 00:09:07,864 [ Laughter ] 182 00:09:10,366 --> 00:09:13,303 Not only does he stand on a fridge instead of a ladder, 183 00:09:13,303 --> 00:09:17,040 he stands on the only part of the fridge that moves. 184 00:09:19,042 --> 00:09:20,977 [ Laughter ] 185 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,849 [ Applause ] 186 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:29,252 Most of our videos are unplanned goofs, 187 00:09:29,252 --> 00:09:31,037 but these next clips were planned 188 00:09:31,037 --> 00:09:32,338 by the person in the video. 189 00:09:32,338 --> 00:09:34,874 They made a joke, they tried to be funny, 190 00:09:34,874 --> 00:09:36,076 and they succeeded, 191 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,444 which is notable because it's rare 192 00:09:37,444 --> 00:09:40,814 that we show people actually succeeding. 193 00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:41,397 [ Laughter ] 194 00:09:41,397 --> 00:09:43,349 Man: So, what are you doing tonight? 195 00:09:43,349 --> 00:09:46,269 You don't have to make a big deal out of this. 196 00:09:46,269 --> 00:09:48,254 I just need money. 197 00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:50,023 But, Evan... 198 00:09:51,391 --> 00:09:53,309 I don't know. Oh, that's how. 199 00:09:53,309 --> 00:09:55,829 Jeez O. Pete, son. 200 00:09:58,398 --> 00:10:00,300 Ribeiro: Pretty low clearance on that bridge. 201 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:02,852 I hope everybody ducked their heads. 202 00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:08,341 ♪♪ 203 00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:10,226 Or tucked their heads. 204 00:10:10,226 --> 00:10:11,845 [ Laughter ] 205 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:19,202 Ribeiro: Yeah. Tell that "no dumping" sign 206 00:10:19,202 --> 00:10:20,186 what you think of it. 207 00:10:20,186 --> 00:10:22,021 Man: I can't afford that. 208 00:10:30,346 --> 00:10:32,048 Man: What are you doing?? 209 00:10:33,183 --> 00:10:35,668 -Can I get in now? -Nope. 210 00:10:37,003 --> 00:10:42,242 ♪♪ 211 00:10:42,242 --> 00:10:43,576 Ribeiro: They're either trying to be funny 212 00:10:43,576 --> 00:10:46,830 or just really good at following instructions. 213 00:10:46,830 --> 00:10:53,019 ♪♪ 214 00:10:53,019 --> 00:10:57,373 ♪♪ 215 00:10:57,373 --> 00:11:01,144 Woman: Okay, this is Steve doing the monkey bars. 216 00:11:01,144 --> 00:11:03,329 [ Laughter ] 217 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:06,065 Ribeiro: Steve has been planning this joke for 70 years, 218 00:11:06,065 --> 00:11:07,300 but it was totally worth it. 219 00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:09,102 Woman: At 78 years old. 220 00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:12,021 He used to do this many years ago. 221 00:11:12,021 --> 00:11:14,974 [ Laughter ] 222 00:11:14,974 --> 00:11:16,142 Ribeiro: Cool. 223 00:11:16,142 --> 00:11:17,410 Looks like one of those automated carts 224 00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:21,381 that does your shopping for you. 225 00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:24,200 I hope there's some hand sanitizer in that cart. 226 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:25,935 [ Laughter ] 227 00:11:30,256 --> 00:11:32,208 It may seem weird that he's taking a picture 228 00:11:32,208 --> 00:11:33,943 of her nostrils like that. 229 00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:38,081 But it's even weirder than you think. 230 00:11:40,466 --> 00:11:42,368 It's not just a good electrical outlet, 231 00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:44,904 it's a good outlet for his comedy. 232 00:11:44,904 --> 00:11:46,706 [ Laughter ] 233 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:52,345 This next package is called "Winter Blunderland." 234 00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:54,497 It's about -- You know what? 235 00:11:54,497 --> 00:11:57,133 I've given you the words "winter" and "blunderland." 236 00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:59,168 I think you can use context clues 237 00:11:59,168 --> 00:12:00,970 to piece together the theme. 238 00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:03,423 I believe in you. 239 00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:07,093 She picked the perfect day to make a snow angel. 240 00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:10,346 But not the perfect pants. 241 00:12:10,346 --> 00:12:12,348 [ Woman laughs ] 242 00:12:12,348 --> 00:12:18,955 ♪♪ 243 00:12:18,955 --> 00:12:20,256 [ Laughs ] 244 00:12:20,256 --> 00:12:22,141 Why do you do things like that? 245 00:12:22,141 --> 00:12:23,943 [ Laughs ] 246 00:12:27,313 --> 00:12:30,116 Young man: With -- With police watching, bro. 247 00:12:30,116 --> 00:12:32,919 What if they join in? 248 00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:33,469 Let's go! 249 00:12:33,469 --> 00:12:35,021 Man: What happened? 250 00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:38,291 'Cause we were digging a hole. 251 00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:39,575 I want to go get him out. 252 00:12:39,575 --> 00:12:42,445 Or he could be stuck for the whole night. 253 00:12:42,445 --> 00:12:46,482 Ribeiro: Some snow days are less fun than others. 254 00:12:46,482 --> 00:12:49,402 Boy: He's, like, buried in that hole. 255 00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:50,520 What? [ Sighs ] 256 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:52,438 [ Crying ] I'm stuck here! 257 00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:53,940 What are you doing? 258 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:55,191 I'm stuck. 259 00:12:55,425 --> 00:12:57,477 [ Grunts, speaks gibberish ] 260 00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:58,594 Man: Is this real? 261 00:12:58,594 --> 00:13:00,613 Ribeiro: Every winter, countless kids 262 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:03,082 learn not to do this the hard way. 263 00:13:03,082 --> 00:13:04,300 What are you doing? 264 00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:07,086 [ Laughs ] 265 00:13:07,086 --> 00:13:08,137 This ain't real. 266 00:13:08,137 --> 00:13:09,188 [ Laughs ] 267 00:13:09,188 --> 00:13:10,323 Boy: [ Speaking indistinctly ] 268 00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:11,324 Oh, no. 269 00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:12,392 We need help. 270 00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:15,328 [ Crying ] 271 00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:16,696 James: All right! 272 00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:20,049 Ribeiro: I've heard of isolated hailstorms. 273 00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:22,535 [ James screams ] 274 00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:25,305 Ribeiro: But not isolated strictly to James. 275 00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:27,223 [ James screams ] 276 00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:28,224 What? 277 00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:31,344 What the... 278 00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:32,695 What the heck?! 279 00:13:32,695 --> 00:13:34,464 Ribeiro: Snowflakes on his tongue. 280 00:13:34,464 --> 00:13:36,282 Truck on his chin. 281 00:13:36,282 --> 00:13:37,417 [ Thud ] 282 00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:40,403 [ Laughter ] 283 00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:42,322 [ Thud ] 284 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:44,157 [ Laughter ] 285 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:47,427 ♪♪ 286 00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:50,480 Man: Ha ha ha! 287 00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:54,000 There's got to be a better way to get frozen fish. 288 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:57,286 ♪♪ 289 00:13:57,286 --> 00:13:58,404 Oh, no! Oh, no! 290 00:13:58,404 --> 00:13:59,339 [ Laughs ] 291 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,456 What?! 292 00:14:00,456 --> 00:14:02,108 You got it on video! 293 00:14:02,108 --> 00:14:04,861 [ Both laugh ] 294 00:14:05,611 --> 00:14:08,147 Ribeiro: After a day of dominating the slopes, 295 00:14:08,147 --> 00:14:10,049 the snow wants revenge. 296 00:14:10,049 --> 00:14:11,200 Oh! 297 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:13,703 [ Laughter ] 298 00:14:13,703 --> 00:14:17,206 [ Laughing ] All that stuff just... 299 00:14:17,206 --> 00:14:18,558 Oh, I'm here first. 300 00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:20,593 [ Speaks indistinctly ] 301 00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:22,512 Ribeiro: Even giant rival corporations know 302 00:14:22,512 --> 00:14:24,313 how to have fun in the snow. 303 00:14:24,313 --> 00:14:29,385 ♪♪ 304 00:14:29,385 --> 00:14:31,220 In the race to deliver packages, 305 00:14:31,220 --> 00:14:32,355 it ain't over till it's over. 306 00:14:32,355 --> 00:14:33,356 See ya! 307 00:14:33,356 --> 00:14:35,458 Ahhh! 308 00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:38,010 [ Laughter ] 309 00:14:38,010 --> 00:14:43,049 ♪♪ 310 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:46,119 ♪♪ 311 00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:51,407 ♪♪ 312 00:14:51,407 --> 00:14:53,693 I like to think of each video on our show 313 00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:55,778 as a snapshot caught in time. 314 00:14:55,778 --> 00:14:59,298 Our editor tells me they're actually multiple snapshots 315 00:14:59,298 --> 00:15:01,317 moving by at 30 frames per second, 316 00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:02,585 because that's how video works. 317 00:15:02,585 --> 00:15:05,471 But that guy is annoying. 318 00:15:05,471 --> 00:15:08,508 So we're going with "snapshots caught in time." 319 00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:10,259 [ Laughter ] 320 00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:14,730 Doorbell cameras have done a lot of good, 321 00:15:14,730 --> 00:15:18,201 but they've totally ruined ding dong ditch. 322 00:15:18,201 --> 00:15:22,422 ♪♪ 323 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,457 [ Laughter ] 324 00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:26,442 [ Man laughs ] 325 00:15:26,442 --> 00:15:28,594 ♪♪ 326 00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:31,230 [ Man laughs ] 327 00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:33,382 ♪♪ 328 00:15:33,382 --> 00:15:35,251 Oh! 329 00:15:35,251 --> 00:15:36,536 Man: [ Laughs ] 330 00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:39,522 Ribeiro: I'll bet the duct tape people never imagined 331 00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:41,257 this use for duct tape. 332 00:15:41,257 --> 00:15:43,059 Get me off of this! 333 00:15:43,059 --> 00:15:44,510 Aah! 334 00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:46,395 Aaaahhh! 335 00:15:46,395 --> 00:15:48,397 Aaaaahhhh! 336 00:15:48,397 --> 00:15:49,665 But I bet they approve. 337 00:15:49,665 --> 00:15:52,185 Look how much they're using. 338 00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:55,254 [ Laughing ] 339 00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:57,373 It's a metal pipe. 340 00:15:57,373 --> 00:16:00,076 Woman: Okay. Well... 341 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,695 Ribeiro: Listen to your mom. 342 00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:04,881 After you use the pipe to retrieve that ball, 343 00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:08,201 definitely do not hit underneath the car. 344 00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:09,285 Here's the ball. 345 00:16:09,285 --> 00:16:10,570 Good job. 346 00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:13,139 ♪♪ 347 00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:14,223 [ Thud ] 348 00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:15,308 Sorry. 349 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,293 ♪♪ 350 00:16:17,293 --> 00:16:19,795 Woman: [ Laughs ] 351 00:16:19,795 --> 00:16:22,648 These are all monkeys jumping in. 352 00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:24,600 Ribeiro: So this is what monkeys do 353 00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:26,519 when they don't have a bed to jump on. 354 00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:28,471 [ Monkeys screeching ] 355 00:16:28,471 --> 00:16:31,574 Woman: This is, like, crazy. 356 00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:35,294 [ Laughs ] 357 00:16:35,294 --> 00:16:37,647 Oh, my God! 358 00:16:37,647 --> 00:16:39,465 [ Laughs ] 359 00:16:41,517 --> 00:16:44,554 Can you please read the title for me? 360 00:16:44,554 --> 00:16:46,255 Man: The title? 361 00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:48,007 "I Won't." 362 00:16:50,626 --> 00:16:53,246 Are you really serious? 363 00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:55,131 I'm very serious. 364 00:16:57,984 --> 00:17:01,337 Ribeiro: A dog on a leash and a frog on his face. 365 00:17:01,337 --> 00:17:02,455 [ Frog croaks ] 366 00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:03,539 Man: Uh! 367 00:17:03,539 --> 00:17:05,441 ♪♪ 368 00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:06,474 [ Frog croaks ] 369 00:17:06,474 --> 00:17:07,527 Uh! 370 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,845 [ Laughter ] 371 00:17:09,845 --> 00:17:12,397 Ribeiro: I'm not sure where the dog went, however. 372 00:17:12,397 --> 00:17:14,534 [ Laughter ] 373 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:15,917 [ Indistinct conversations ] 374 00:17:15,917 --> 00:17:18,654 Looks like this little player knows the girl's dad 375 00:17:18,654 --> 00:17:20,356 ain't playing. 376 00:17:21,557 --> 00:17:23,659 [ Woman laughs ] 377 00:17:23,659 --> 00:17:28,731 ♪♪ 378 00:17:28,731 --> 00:17:31,400 Ribeiro: Seven people lined up to make seven shots. 379 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:33,736 Can they all make it? 380 00:17:33,736 --> 00:17:36,389 [ Woman cheering ] 381 00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:40,943 ♪♪ 382 00:17:40,943 --> 00:17:42,845 Now it's time for the part of the show 383 00:17:42,845 --> 00:17:44,964 that would make Agatha Christie proud. 384 00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:48,551 Proud she didn't end up in any of these videos. Hey-oh! 385 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:50,786 Put your sleuthing cap on 386 00:17:50,786 --> 00:17:54,273 and get ready for some "'Funsolved' Mysteries." 387 00:17:55,358 --> 00:17:56,058 A kitty quandary -- 388 00:17:56,058 --> 00:17:58,794 How can you tell when your cat isn't totally on board 389 00:17:58,794 --> 00:18:01,247 with whatever just happened? 390 00:18:02,448 --> 00:18:04,734 [ Tap ] [ Laughing ] Owww! 391 00:18:04,734 --> 00:18:07,453 Why are you hitting me? 392 00:18:07,453 --> 00:18:09,105 A pesky playground problem -- 393 00:18:09,105 --> 00:18:11,924 Why do the other moms always say Hazely gives off 394 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:15,244 a certain "cruisin' for a bruisin'" vibe? 395 00:18:15,861 --> 00:18:18,414 Woman: Look at you. Who are you gonna fight, girl? 396 00:18:18,414 --> 00:18:19,615 You wanna fight. 397 00:18:19,615 --> 00:18:20,916 [ Laughter ] 398 00:18:20,916 --> 00:18:22,768 A rather refreshing riddle -- 399 00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:25,655 Why do people say that Ben has a unique ability 400 00:18:25,655 --> 00:18:29,275 to ruin celebrations before they even get started? 401 00:18:31,677 --> 00:18:32,712 How do you do it? 402 00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:34,480 Oh, my God! 403 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:35,514 [ Laughter ] 404 00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:39,852 A dinnertime dilemma -- In the McKee house, 405 00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:42,738 why is noodle time always exactly 20 minutes 406 00:18:42,738 --> 00:18:45,174 before bath time? 407 00:18:46,492 --> 00:18:48,411 Woman: Oh. [ Laughs ] 408 00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:52,281 [ Laughing ] Oh. 409 00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:54,900 A gosh-darn good golf question -- 410 00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:56,819 Why weren't the guys invited back 411 00:18:56,819 --> 00:19:01,557 to next year's Fine Upstanding Young Man Invitational? 412 00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:03,576 Man: What are you guys doing?! 413 00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:04,710 Oh! 414 00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:07,213 [ Laughs ] 415 00:19:11,267 --> 00:19:12,685 ♪♪ 416 00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:14,587 These mysteries aren't just solved -- 417 00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:16,372 They're "'funsolved.'" 418 00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:20,026 [ Laughs ] 419 00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:22,578 What vicinity is known for victors? 420 00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:24,747 What area is exclusively for the awesome? 421 00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:27,600 Why, it's "The Winner's Circle," of course. 422 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,618 It's time to have a blast 423 00:19:29,618 --> 00:19:32,355 with some big winners from "AFV's" past. 424 00:19:32,355 --> 00:19:33,489 ♪♪ 425 00:19:33,489 --> 00:19:35,624 No! No! 426 00:19:35,624 --> 00:19:36,742 [ Both laugh ] 427 00:19:36,742 --> 00:19:40,179 Ribeiro: Losing is never fun... 428 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:43,666 until you discover how good whipped cream tastes. 429 00:19:43,666 --> 00:19:46,435 Oh-ho-ho! What in the... Man: Hey. 430 00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:47,169 Whoa. 431 00:19:47,169 --> 00:19:49,822 Woman: [ Laughing ] What are you doing? Wait. 432 00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:50,940 Yes. It's good. 433 00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:52,558 Yeah. It's real good. 434 00:19:52,558 --> 00:19:53,859 [ Laughs ] 435 00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:56,078 [ Laughter ] 436 00:19:56,078 --> 00:19:57,863 Ribeiro: There's either a mouse in the house 437 00:19:57,863 --> 00:20:00,399 or she just really loves that sink. 438 00:20:00,399 --> 00:20:02,017 [ Screaming ] 439 00:20:02,017 --> 00:20:03,969 -Mom! -You're gonna see him. 440 00:20:03,969 --> 00:20:05,721 Young woman: Mom, it's fine! 441 00:20:05,721 --> 00:20:08,624 But he's so cute! 442 00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:09,892 Girl: Mom. 443 00:20:09,892 --> 00:20:12,945 Ribeiro: I'd say he's just as scared of you as you are of him. 444 00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:14,797 But we know that's not true. 445 00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:16,632 [ Shouting indistinctly ] 446 00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:17,683 Oh, my God, Mom, he's so... 447 00:20:17,683 --> 00:20:19,518 Woman: Okay, everyone calm down! 448 00:20:19,518 --> 00:20:21,637 [ Laughter ] 449 00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:22,855 [ Water running ] 450 00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:26,025 Woman: Ohhhhhh! Boy: Mom, I want to take a bath. 451 00:20:26,025 --> 00:20:29,862 Get outside now! Cut off the water! 452 00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:31,847 I want to take a bath. [ Running stops ] 453 00:20:31,847 --> 00:20:34,033 I'm cold! 454 00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:36,035 You have -- Look at all the mud. 455 00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:39,822 Look at all the mud. Sorry, Mama. 456 00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:41,207 Get outside. I'm cold! 457 00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:43,776 I don't care. Guess what. You get the hose, buddy. 458 00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:44,894 I don't want the hose! 459 00:20:44,894 --> 00:20:46,762 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. [ Crying ] 460 00:20:46,762 --> 00:20:48,814 If you do this, you get the hose. 461 00:20:48,814 --> 00:20:51,867 You got mud all over my house. 462 00:20:51,867 --> 00:20:53,702 Mud everywhere. 463 00:20:53,702 --> 00:20:55,187 Ribeiro: I mean, he's already in the house. 464 00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:57,990 Does it really make sense to walk him back outside to -- 465 00:20:57,990 --> 00:21:00,760 [ Crying ] Boy: I want to take a bath. 466 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,595 Ribeiro: I stand corrected. 467 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:03,696 -No! -No! 468 00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:05,765 After the hose. 469 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:06,916 Ribeiro: Let's circle back next week 470 00:21:06,916 --> 00:21:09,452 for another "Winner's Circle." 471 00:21:09,452 --> 00:21:10,536 ♪♪ 472 00:21:10,536 --> 00:21:11,771 Got a funny video? 473 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:14,790 Upload it to AFV.com. 474 00:21:14,790 --> 00:21:16,625 ♪♪ 475 00:21:19,395 --> 00:21:22,148 ♪♪ 476 00:21:22,148 --> 00:21:25,134 Some people are talkers and some people are doers. 477 00:21:25,134 --> 00:21:28,804 Right now, it's my turn to talk and let others do the doing. 478 00:21:28,804 --> 00:21:30,172 But that's fine with me 479 00:21:30,172 --> 00:21:31,857 because when you see the stuff they're doing, 480 00:21:31,857 --> 00:21:35,511 you'll understand why I'm happy to simply talk about it. 481 00:21:35,511 --> 00:21:41,901 ♪♪ 482 00:21:41,901 --> 00:21:42,885 Woman: [ Laughs ] 483 00:21:42,885 --> 00:21:44,920 [ Laughs ] 484 00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:46,789 That's terrible! 485 00:21:46,789 --> 00:21:48,791 That's not what it said. 486 00:21:48,791 --> 00:21:50,025 [ Laughter ] 487 00:21:50,025 --> 00:21:53,796 It says, "No one like Nana. 488 00:21:53,796 --> 00:21:55,748 Not even close." 489 00:21:55,748 --> 00:21:57,216 Oh, so no one's like you? 490 00:21:57,216 --> 00:22:00,719 Like no one has the same exact hair? 491 00:22:00,719 --> 00:22:02,955 Yes, exactly. 492 00:22:02,955 --> 00:22:05,191 Ribeiro: If coffee goes on a coffee table, 493 00:22:05,191 --> 00:22:07,793 should this be called a nincompoop table? 494 00:22:07,793 --> 00:22:09,845 [ Singing indistinctly ] 495 00:22:09,845 --> 00:22:11,530 [ Woman laughs ] 496 00:22:11,530 --> 00:22:12,948 [ Laughter ] 497 00:22:12,948 --> 00:22:15,734 ♪♪ 498 00:22:15,734 --> 00:22:16,869 Man: At all? 499 00:22:16,869 --> 00:22:22,725 ♪♪ 500 00:22:22,725 --> 00:22:24,760 I don't -- I do not... 501 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:26,829 I-I-I don't... 502 00:22:26,829 --> 00:22:29,682 ♪♪ 503 00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:31,500 [ Laughs ] 504 00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:32,201 I... 505 00:22:32,201 --> 00:22:35,354 A nap. Do you know what a nap is? 506 00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:36,188 [ Laughs ] 507 00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:39,174 A what? What did you say, Dad? 508 00:22:39,174 --> 00:22:42,578 Do you -- Have you ever taken a nap before? 509 00:22:42,578 --> 00:22:43,879 I can't... 510 00:22:43,879 --> 00:22:46,382 [ Laughs ] 511 00:22:48,968 --> 00:22:50,836 We got to get ready 512 00:22:50,836 --> 00:22:52,705 when we want to ask Papa something. 513 00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:54,974 Okay? So you do this. Ready? 514 00:22:54,974 --> 00:22:57,693 Like that. Okay? Your turn. 515 00:22:57,693 --> 00:22:59,728 [ Laughter ] 516 00:22:59,728 --> 00:23:00,930 Yeah, yeah. Okay. 517 00:23:00,930 --> 00:23:03,165 No, more with the lip. 518 00:23:03,165 --> 00:23:05,868 There you go. There you go. A little more. 519 00:23:05,868 --> 00:23:13,025 ♪♪ 520 00:23:13,025 --> 00:23:14,944 Ribeiro: He forgets to put his truck in park 521 00:23:14,944 --> 00:23:17,012 and tosses the package over the fence. 522 00:23:17,012 --> 00:23:18,881 Yeah, this guy won't be winning 523 00:23:18,881 --> 00:23:21,850 any Mail Carrier of the Year Awards. 524 00:23:21,850 --> 00:23:23,869 ♪♪ 525 00:23:23,869 --> 00:23:25,955 [ Laughter ] 526 00:23:25,955 --> 00:23:28,023 And now looks like his truck is going to complete 527 00:23:28,023 --> 00:23:29,925 his route without him. 528 00:23:29,925 --> 00:23:32,595 [ Crashing ] 529 00:23:32,595 --> 00:23:34,930 ♪♪ 530 00:23:34,930 --> 00:23:42,438 ♪♪ 531 00:23:42,438 --> 00:23:46,108 They say cheaters never win and winners never cheat... 532 00:23:46,108 --> 00:23:48,844 although some of the cheaters in these next videos 533 00:23:48,844 --> 00:23:50,279 might win some money tonight. 534 00:23:50,279 --> 00:23:52,848 So I guess you can throw that expression out the window. 535 00:23:52,848 --> 00:23:53,916 [ Laughs ] Just... 536 00:23:53,916 --> 00:23:56,085 Soccer has basically one main rule. 537 00:23:56,085 --> 00:23:58,454 [ Woman laughs ] 538 00:23:59,788 --> 00:24:00,789 Man: Shoot it! Go, go! 539 00:24:00,789 --> 00:24:01,407 Shoot it in, T.J.! 540 00:24:01,407 --> 00:24:04,910 And he couldn't break it any harder if he tried. 541 00:24:04,910 --> 00:24:07,096 [ Laughter ] 542 00:24:07,096 --> 00:24:09,048 Get it in there! Go, go! 543 00:24:09,048 --> 00:24:15,804 ♪♪ 544 00:24:15,804 --> 00:24:17,823 She's working her arms. 545 00:24:20,109 --> 00:24:21,377 But thanks to that little arm, 546 00:24:21,377 --> 00:24:24,079 she's not getting as much out of her workout as she could be. 547 00:24:24,079 --> 00:24:26,081 [ Laughs ] 548 00:24:26,081 --> 00:24:31,837 ♪♪ 549 00:24:31,837 --> 00:24:33,038 He distracts the catcher 550 00:24:33,038 --> 00:24:35,758 with the old "hey, look over there" routine. 551 00:24:35,758 --> 00:24:37,726 ♪♪ 552 00:24:37,726 --> 00:24:39,678 [ Group cheering ] 553 00:24:40,279 --> 00:24:42,381 Child: Hey, Dad's already out there. Man: Do you know where all the eggs are? 554 00:24:42,381 --> 00:24:44,033 Man #2: Nobody gets an egg until we start... 555 00:24:44,033 --> 00:24:46,085 -Dad! -Dad! 556 00:24:46,085 --> 00:24:48,687 [ Child whines ] 557 00:24:50,105 --> 00:24:52,141 -Dad! -Dad! 558 00:24:52,141 --> 00:24:54,343 Ribeiro: I hope your little "eat all the kids candy" joke 559 00:24:54,343 --> 00:24:57,112 was worth them never wanting to celebrate Easter again. 560 00:24:57,112 --> 00:24:58,998 [ Laughter ] 561 00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:01,016 [ Children whining ] 562 00:25:01,016 --> 00:25:03,302 Dad, we didn't say "go"! 563 00:25:03,302 --> 00:25:05,304 Child #2: No! He's eating it! 564 00:25:05,304 --> 00:25:07,873 Ruining all the work of the Easter Bunny -- 565 00:25:07,873 --> 00:25:09,675 not Easter funny. 566 00:25:12,895 --> 00:25:14,747 Woman: How did you win? 567 00:25:14,747 --> 00:25:16,165 When you was gone. 568 00:25:16,165 --> 00:25:18,600 But what did you do to win? 569 00:25:20,686 --> 00:25:22,604 [ Laughs ] 570 00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:26,075 Woman: No. 571 00:25:26,075 --> 00:25:27,726 Wait. 572 00:25:29,661 --> 00:25:31,130 Wait. 573 00:25:31,130 --> 00:25:32,281 Ribeiro: I thought dogs descended 574 00:25:32,281 --> 00:25:34,867 from wolves, not thieves. 575 00:25:36,035 --> 00:25:37,970 Okay. 576 00:25:37,970 --> 00:25:39,822 [ Laughter ] 577 00:25:39,822 --> 00:25:48,247 ♪♪ 578 00:25:48,247 --> 00:25:50,265 It's time for some videos 579 00:25:50,265 --> 00:25:53,102 that have picked out a great sandwich spot 580 00:25:53,102 --> 00:25:55,137 that also serves a nice bowl of soup. 581 00:25:55,137 --> 00:25:56,939 [ Laughter ] 582 00:25:56,939 --> 00:25:59,024 What's that? 583 00:25:59,024 --> 00:26:00,409 Oh, my bad. 584 00:26:00,409 --> 00:26:03,245 I thought this montage was called "Prepare to Lunch." 585 00:26:03,245 --> 00:26:05,264 But it's actually "Prepare to Launch" 586 00:26:05,264 --> 00:26:08,434 because it's full of takeoffs that didn't quite take off. 587 00:26:08,434 --> 00:26:11,170 Yeah, yeah, I-I should probably have worn my contacts. 588 00:26:11,170 --> 00:26:13,122 I'm-a -- I'm-a -- I'm-a... 589 00:26:13,122 --> 00:26:15,174 [ Strauss' "Wiener Blut" waltz plays ] 590 00:26:15,174 --> 00:26:20,262 ♪♪ 591 00:26:20,262 --> 00:26:21,814 [ Girl laughs ] 592 00:26:21,814 --> 00:26:23,932 ♪♪ 593 00:26:23,932 --> 00:26:25,717 [ Laughter ] 594 00:26:25,717 --> 00:26:28,871 ♪♪ 595 00:26:28,871 --> 00:26:29,888 Oh! 596 00:26:29,888 --> 00:26:35,894 ♪♪ 597 00:26:35,894 --> 00:26:37,062 [ Woman laughs ] 598 00:26:45,754 --> 00:26:46,822 Woman: Ooh! 599 00:26:46,822 --> 00:26:55,264 ♪♪ 600 00:26:55,264 --> 00:26:56,849 Man: Whoa! 601 00:26:56,849 --> 00:27:00,936 ♪♪ 602 00:27:00,936 --> 00:27:02,754 Oh! [ Laughs ] 603 00:27:02,754 --> 00:27:04,840 ♪♪ 604 00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:05,891 Child: Oh! 605 00:27:05,891 --> 00:27:12,815 ♪♪ 606 00:27:12,815 --> 00:27:13,866 [ Laughs ] 607 00:27:13,866 --> 00:27:16,018 ♪♪ 608 00:27:16,018 --> 00:27:17,870 -Oh! -Oh! 609 00:27:17,870 --> 00:27:23,892 ♪♪ 610 00:27:23,892 --> 00:27:25,727 Ah! [ Laughs ] 611 00:27:26,145 --> 00:27:28,947 [ Laughs ] 612 00:27:28,947 --> 00:27:32,968 ♪♪ 613 00:27:32,968 --> 00:27:34,052 [ Gasps ] 614 00:27:34,052 --> 00:27:35,754 [ Laughter ] 615 00:27:38,457 --> 00:27:42,377 Dogs dispensing destruction and cats causing catastrophes 616 00:27:42,377 --> 00:27:45,347 are never on your bingo card, but our sponsor sure is. 617 00:27:45,347 --> 00:27:48,350 "Bingo Blitz," the number-one free-to-play online bingo game, 618 00:27:48,350 --> 00:27:50,686 brings the fun right to your phone with great games 619 00:27:50,686 --> 00:27:54,256 and a chance to play them with new friends around the globe. 620 00:27:54,256 --> 00:27:56,308 Until then, here's some four-legged friends 621 00:27:56,308 --> 00:27:59,678 keeping their two-legged owners on their toes. 622 00:28:00,312 --> 00:28:04,283 "That Was Not on My Bingo Card!" sponsored by "Bingo Blitz." 623 00:28:04,283 --> 00:28:06,368 ♪♪ 624 00:28:06,368 --> 00:28:09,855 The cat usually waits till nobody's home to do this. 625 00:28:09,855 --> 00:28:11,190 ♪♪ 626 00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:12,157 [ Gasps ] 627 00:28:12,157 --> 00:28:13,809 [ Clatter ] 628 00:28:16,478 --> 00:28:18,363 Woman: Hazely. [ Smooches ] Woman #2: Come here. Come here. 629 00:28:18,363 --> 00:28:20,182 Knowing where to do a trick... 630 00:28:20,182 --> 00:28:21,433 Bang! 631 00:28:21,433 --> 00:28:23,385 ...is as important as knowing how to do a trick. 632 00:28:23,385 --> 00:28:25,020 Get up, get up, get up, get up! 633 00:28:25,020 --> 00:28:27,322 [ Laughs ] 634 00:28:27,322 --> 00:28:29,324 Woman: You were trying to kill it. 635 00:28:29,324 --> 00:28:31,310 Max, back away! Stop it! Stop it. 636 00:28:31,310 --> 00:28:33,278 This nice woman is trying to prevent her dog 637 00:28:33,278 --> 00:28:34,563 from getting to that caterpillar. 638 00:28:34,563 --> 00:28:38,233 Did you already harm the thing? 639 00:28:38,233 --> 00:28:40,385 Oh, it's kind of purpl-- Stop, stop! 640 00:28:40,385 --> 00:28:43,171 Stop, Max. Please don't kill. Stop! Please don't kill. 641 00:28:43,171 --> 00:28:44,623 With her help, 642 00:28:44,623 --> 00:28:46,391 that caterpillar will turn into a beautiful butterfly... 643 00:28:46,391 --> 00:28:48,093 I'm gonna save it. 644 00:28:48,093 --> 00:28:49,378 Thank you. Okay. 645 00:28:49,378 --> 00:28:51,430 Whoo-whee! 646 00:28:51,430 --> 00:28:54,333 ...or just a tasty snack. 647 00:28:54,333 --> 00:28:55,968 I saved it! 648 00:28:55,968 --> 00:28:57,636 Max! Oh, my... 649 00:28:57,636 --> 00:29:00,455 He's taking a big chance eating that cheese puff 650 00:29:00,455 --> 00:29:02,941 outside of his cage. 651 00:29:02,941 --> 00:29:04,192 [ Dog sniffing ] 652 00:29:04,192 --> 00:29:05,344 ♪♪ 653 00:29:05,344 --> 00:29:07,212 [ Laughter ] 654 00:29:07,212 --> 00:29:09,147 [ Woman laughing ] 655 00:29:12,217 --> 00:29:14,219 Woman: Let go! 656 00:29:14,219 --> 00:29:16,405 Let go! Thank you. 657 00:29:16,405 --> 00:29:18,890 Ribeiro: Cats are good at a lot of things. 658 00:29:18,890 --> 00:29:20,259 Rude. 659 00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:22,160 Taking criticism is not one of them. 660 00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:24,179 This is why... 661 00:29:27,082 --> 00:29:28,951 Aah! 662 00:29:28,951 --> 00:29:31,086 Come on. 663 00:29:31,086 --> 00:29:32,354 Drop it. Let me see it. 664 00:29:32,354 --> 00:29:34,256 Come on. The stick's in the way. 665 00:29:35,090 --> 00:29:36,825 Feta. [ Grunts ] 666 00:29:38,994 --> 00:29:40,963 Yeah. 667 00:29:40,963 --> 00:29:42,130 [ Thud ] 668 00:29:42,130 --> 00:29:43,415 [ Laughter ] 669 00:29:43,415 --> 00:29:46,168 Someone's not happy that your standing desk 670 00:29:46,168 --> 00:29:47,169 eliminated your lap. 671 00:29:47,169 --> 00:29:48,236 [ Cat meows ] Man: Oh! 672 00:29:48,236 --> 00:29:49,321 Oh-ho! 673 00:29:49,321 --> 00:29:50,806 Oh-ho! 674 00:29:50,806 --> 00:29:54,509 Ribeiro: This has been "That Was Not on My Bingo Card!" 675 00:29:54,509 --> 00:29:57,095 sponsored by "Bingo Blitz." 676 00:29:57,095 --> 00:29:58,997 ♪♪ 677 00:29:58,997 --> 00:30:00,499 O-63. 678 00:30:00,499 --> 00:30:02,451 Ribeiro: Tonights' sponsor, "Bingo Blitz," 679 00:30:02,451 --> 00:30:05,270 the number-one free-to-play online bingo game, 680 00:30:05,270 --> 00:30:06,788 brings the fun straight to your phone. 681 00:30:06,788 --> 00:30:09,725 Download "Bingo Blitz" now to join millions of players 682 00:30:09,725 --> 00:30:12,627 around the world to play one-of-a-kind bingo games 683 00:30:12,627 --> 00:30:14,680 and connect with friends online. 684 00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:17,499 It's fun, it's social, and it's free. 685 00:30:17,499 --> 00:30:20,352 Now, that's a reason to shout "bingo"! 686 00:30:20,352 --> 00:30:22,154 ♪♪ 687 00:30:26,341 --> 00:30:30,379 ♪♪ 688 00:30:30,379 --> 00:30:32,331 We're about to show practical jokes 689 00:30:32,331 --> 00:30:33,749 that you won't soon forget. 690 00:30:33,749 --> 00:30:36,284 You could say they're "pranks" for the memories. 691 00:30:36,284 --> 00:30:38,170 [ Laughter ] 692 00:30:38,170 --> 00:30:40,188 [ Laughter stops ] 693 00:30:40,188 --> 00:30:42,190 I'll see myself out. 694 00:30:42,190 --> 00:30:43,692 You're gonna duct tape a... 695 00:30:43,692 --> 00:30:47,312 What are dads for if not to spray fart spray 696 00:30:47,312 --> 00:30:48,647 into your inflatable dog costume? 697 00:30:48,647 --> 00:30:50,148 Woman: Hold still for a second. 698 00:30:50,148 --> 00:30:51,099 [ Spray hissing ] 699 00:30:51,099 --> 00:30:52,401 Oh, Dad! 700 00:30:52,401 --> 00:30:54,136 [ Laughs ] 701 00:30:54,136 --> 00:30:57,456 ♪♪ 702 00:30:57,456 --> 00:30:59,858 [ Coughs, gags ] 703 00:31:01,493 --> 00:31:05,063 In his defense, we used to tell people to get it on tape. 704 00:31:05,063 --> 00:31:07,232 [ Laughs ] 705 00:31:07,232 --> 00:31:10,168 ♪♪ 706 00:31:10,168 --> 00:31:11,269 Woman: What... 707 00:31:11,269 --> 00:31:12,604 Man: Underneath. Huh? 708 00:31:12,604 --> 00:31:14,556 It's one of those restaurants 709 00:31:14,556 --> 00:31:17,125 with an electronic pay station right at the table. 710 00:31:17,125 --> 00:31:18,760 A little bit. 711 00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:22,180 They don't take cash, but she doesn't know that. 712 00:31:22,180 --> 00:31:23,582 Where? 713 00:31:23,582 --> 00:31:26,051 Oh, this one goes in the top. 714 00:31:26,051 --> 00:31:27,185 Oh. 715 00:31:27,185 --> 00:31:36,461 ♪♪ 716 00:31:36,461 --> 00:31:37,562 The guy in the garage is trying to open the door 717 00:31:37,562 --> 00:31:39,481 to get out, 718 00:31:39,481 --> 00:31:40,866 but he doesn't know that his buddy in the car 719 00:31:40,866 --> 00:31:44,269 with the remote is trying to close the door. 720 00:31:44,269 --> 00:31:47,672 Man: [ Laughs ] 721 00:31:47,672 --> 00:31:49,374 You mess with Bryson long enough, 722 00:31:49,374 --> 00:31:52,277 and he goes full Indiana Jones. 723 00:31:52,277 --> 00:31:54,379 [ Laughs ] 724 00:31:54,379 --> 00:31:58,283 ♪♪ 725 00:31:58,283 --> 00:32:01,153 [ Laughing ] 726 00:32:01,153 --> 00:32:02,387 ♪♪ 727 00:32:02,387 --> 00:32:04,523 Okay. [ Laughs ] 728 00:32:04,523 --> 00:32:09,611 ♪♪ 729 00:32:09,611 --> 00:32:12,481 Well, at least she doesn't end up with egg on her face. 730 00:32:12,481 --> 00:32:13,482 Faster. 731 00:32:13,482 --> 00:32:14,616 Oh! 732 00:32:14,616 --> 00:32:17,185 [ Woman laughs ] 733 00:32:18,503 --> 00:32:20,088 Okay. 734 00:32:22,891 --> 00:32:25,560 Ribeiro: Just because your back hurts doesn't mean 735 00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:29,481 you can't do the uncooked pasta prank on your chiropractor. 736 00:32:29,481 --> 00:32:31,333 ♪♪ 737 00:32:31,333 --> 00:32:33,185 [ Crunch ] 738 00:32:33,185 --> 00:32:34,369 Was that your jaw? 739 00:32:37,539 --> 00:32:39,424 Ow. 740 00:32:39,424 --> 00:32:41,526 No, that was my neck. 741 00:32:41,526 --> 00:32:45,564 ♪♪ 742 00:32:45,564 --> 00:32:47,499 [ Laughs ] 743 00:32:47,499 --> 00:32:52,537 ♪♪ 744 00:32:52,537 --> 00:32:55,490 Turn the camera off. 745 00:32:55,490 --> 00:32:57,259 Turn it off. 746 00:32:57,259 --> 00:32:58,426 [ Laughs ] 747 00:32:58,426 --> 00:32:59,711 Laura. 748 00:32:59,711 --> 00:33:01,346 What -- What's that in your mouth? 749 00:33:01,346 --> 00:33:02,364 [ Laughs ] 750 00:33:02,364 --> 00:33:03,582 Dang. 751 00:33:03,582 --> 00:33:05,283 [ Laughs ] 752 00:33:05,283 --> 00:33:06,685 Oh. 753 00:33:06,685 --> 00:33:08,403 Woman: This was a good idea. 754 00:33:08,403 --> 00:33:10,138 [ Speaking indistinctly ] 755 00:33:10,138 --> 00:33:15,660 ♪♪ 756 00:33:15,660 --> 00:33:17,429 Ribeiro: You know what the world needs now? 757 00:33:17,429 --> 00:33:24,102 ♪♪ 758 00:33:26,588 --> 00:33:27,722 [ Crash ] 759 00:33:27,722 --> 00:33:29,574 [ Audience "ohhs," laughter ] 760 00:33:29,574 --> 00:33:32,644 I hope you've enjoyed a family getting home 761 00:33:32,644 --> 00:33:35,630 from a two-week road trip that could not have gone better. 762 00:33:35,630 --> 00:33:37,332 ♪♪ 763 00:33:37,332 --> 00:33:39,701 [ Laughs ] 764 00:33:39,701 --> 00:33:41,720 That was what the world needed. 765 00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:44,773 And now it needs a funny little palate cleanser of videos, 766 00:33:44,773 --> 00:33:47,559 which I happen to have locked and loaded... 767 00:33:47,559 --> 00:33:49,377 or whatever they do with the videos back there 768 00:33:49,377 --> 00:33:50,812 in the control booth. 769 00:33:50,812 --> 00:33:52,397 That's not really my area of expertise. 770 00:33:52,397 --> 00:33:53,648 You know, I don't know. 771 00:33:53,648 --> 00:33:55,450 ♪♪ 772 00:33:55,450 --> 00:33:56,651 [ Door opens ] 773 00:33:56,651 --> 00:33:58,420 ♪♪ 774 00:33:58,420 --> 00:34:00,222 Man: Oh. 775 00:34:00,222 --> 00:34:01,423 [ Sighs ] 776 00:34:01,423 --> 00:34:03,575 I want you to look at this. 777 00:34:03,575 --> 00:34:04,809 Do you see this? 778 00:34:04,809 --> 00:34:07,529 Ribeiro: Talk about a belt loop oops. 779 00:34:07,529 --> 00:34:12,667 ♪♪ 780 00:34:12,667 --> 00:34:14,603 This answers the question 781 00:34:14,603 --> 00:34:16,922 "What happens when a teenage boy falls in the forest?" 782 00:34:16,922 --> 00:34:19,324 Man: Come on, Oleg. Oh. No, no, no. 783 00:34:19,324 --> 00:34:21,176 Beat the anxiety, son. 784 00:34:22,427 --> 00:34:23,562 Oh! 785 00:34:23,562 --> 00:34:25,397 [ Laughter ] 786 00:34:25,397 --> 00:34:26,630 Okay. Oh! 787 00:34:26,630 --> 00:34:27,632 Uh! 788 00:34:27,632 --> 00:34:29,367 Hi. 789 00:34:31,518 --> 00:34:34,306 Woman: I know. Isn't that so happy? 790 00:34:34,306 --> 00:34:35,639 [ Laughs ] 791 00:34:35,639 --> 00:34:38,293 ♪♪ 792 00:34:38,293 --> 00:34:40,411 [ Crying ] 793 00:34:40,411 --> 00:34:43,415 Man: Three. Two. One. Go! 794 00:34:43,415 --> 00:34:45,500 [ Laughs ] 795 00:34:48,670 --> 00:34:50,572 Ribeiro: This clip is going to change everything 796 00:34:50,572 --> 00:34:52,690 you thought about raccoons. 797 00:34:52,690 --> 00:34:55,409 Woman: Don't -- No, don't do it! 798 00:34:55,409 --> 00:34:57,529 No, don't do it! 799 00:34:57,529 --> 00:34:59,581 If you ever think about raccoons, that is. 800 00:34:59,581 --> 00:35:01,766 -Oh, you're an idiot. -What the... 801 00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:03,668 -Oh! -Oh! 802 00:35:03,668 --> 00:35:04,619 [ Laughter ] 803 00:35:04,619 --> 00:35:06,288 Oh! Woman #2: What? 804 00:35:06,288 --> 00:35:07,589 What the... 805 00:35:09,507 --> 00:35:10,675 What's gonna happen to him? 806 00:35:10,675 --> 00:35:13,361 Oh, boy. What?! 807 00:35:13,361 --> 00:35:14,579 Oh! Oh! 808 00:35:14,579 --> 00:35:17,349 Ribeiro: Turns out they're mostly fluff. 809 00:35:17,349 --> 00:35:18,566 What?! 810 00:35:18,566 --> 00:35:19,801 What the... 811 00:35:19,801 --> 00:35:21,119 Where'd he go?! 812 00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:27,425 Ribeiro: Kids are never too young to help feed the pets. 813 00:35:27,425 --> 00:35:28,560 Then again... 814 00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:30,612 ♪♪ 815 00:35:30,612 --> 00:35:38,637 ♪♪ 816 00:35:38,637 --> 00:35:40,722 Pranks -- They're a staple of "AFV." 817 00:35:40,722 --> 00:35:41,923 And just like a stapler 818 00:35:41,923 --> 00:35:43,742 needs to be refilled every once in a while, 819 00:35:43,742 --> 00:35:45,744 so does our collection of prank videos. 820 00:35:45,744 --> 00:35:48,196 That's why pranks are tonight's "Assignment America." 821 00:35:48,196 --> 00:35:51,583 So think of a friend or family member you'd like to get on TV 822 00:35:51,583 --> 00:35:53,735 by making 'em look like a clown. 823 00:35:53,735 --> 00:35:55,870 Just fill 'em in. 824 00:35:55,870 --> 00:35:58,673 Practical jokes are never not funny. 825 00:35:58,673 --> 00:36:00,942 And now a good prank could win you some money. 826 00:36:00,942 --> 00:36:02,961 Maybe even 20 or 100 grand. 827 00:36:02,961 --> 00:36:05,730 Seriously, we want your practical jokes 828 00:36:05,730 --> 00:36:07,749 and that is not something we joke about. 829 00:36:07,749 --> 00:36:09,768 Just upload the video to AFV.com. 830 00:36:09,768 --> 00:36:12,087 For full contest rules, log on to AFV.com. 831 00:36:12,087 --> 00:36:16,307 Send us your pranks and we'll send you our thanks. 832 00:36:18,743 --> 00:36:21,780 ♪♪ 833 00:36:21,780 --> 00:36:23,932 We've had a great night, but let's crown a winner, 834 00:36:23,932 --> 00:36:27,485 who will hopefully use the money to take the others to dinner. 835 00:36:27,485 --> 00:36:28,887 Let's meet our finalists. 836 00:36:28,887 --> 00:36:30,889 First up, the path by the water feature had a stone 837 00:36:30,889 --> 00:36:34,709 that was loose, so she slipped, but a chair caught her caboose. 838 00:36:34,709 --> 00:36:36,094 It's "Koi Pond Plummet," 839 00:36:36,094 --> 00:36:39,531 sent in by Karen Davis from North East, Maryland. 840 00:36:39,531 --> 00:36:41,499 [ Applause ] 841 00:36:46,621 --> 00:36:48,056 This lady's had a fun day 842 00:36:48,056 --> 00:36:50,792 and is determined not to fall into the koi pond. 843 00:36:50,792 --> 00:36:52,610 Aah! Aah! 844 00:36:53,795 --> 00:36:55,880 [ Woman laughs ] 845 00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:57,716 Ribeiro: Success! 846 00:36:57,716 --> 00:36:58,867 [ Laughter ] 847 00:36:58,867 --> 00:37:01,052 Joining us are Karen, Ray, Rich, and Cathy. 848 00:37:01,052 --> 00:37:04,022 Now, Karen, you fell in front of everyone, 849 00:37:04,022 --> 00:37:06,725 yet only your brother-in-law came to help. 850 00:37:06,725 --> 00:37:08,760 What's up with that? 851 00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:11,629 I guess he is my true savior. 852 00:37:11,629 --> 00:37:12,897 I understand. 853 00:37:12,897 --> 00:37:15,650 Now, I-I hear your grandson had an interesting reaction 854 00:37:15,650 --> 00:37:16,735 when he saw the video. 855 00:37:16,735 --> 00:37:18,703 What did he ask? 856 00:37:18,703 --> 00:37:20,872 He asked if I was on the funny show. 857 00:37:20,872 --> 00:37:22,774 On the funny show? 858 00:37:22,774 --> 00:37:25,043 Well, yes, you are on the funny show, right? 859 00:37:25,043 --> 00:37:28,730 I like that kid. All right, good luck, y'all. 860 00:37:28,730 --> 00:37:30,098 All right. Thank you. 861 00:37:30,098 --> 00:37:32,667 Next up, he plays jokes on his wife. 862 00:37:32,667 --> 00:37:33,852 That's just how it goes. 863 00:37:33,852 --> 00:37:34,903 Like this one 864 00:37:34,903 --> 00:37:36,821 that's pretty much right on the nose. 865 00:37:36,821 --> 00:37:39,958 It's "Nostril Plug Prank," sent in by Ralph Lopez 866 00:37:39,958 --> 00:37:41,826 from Newburgh, New York. 867 00:37:41,826 --> 00:37:44,112 [ Applause ] 868 00:37:44,112 --> 00:37:46,047 It may seem weird that he's taking a picture 869 00:37:46,047 --> 00:37:49,784 of her nostrils like that. 870 00:37:49,784 --> 00:37:52,570 But it's even weirder than you think. 871 00:37:52,570 --> 00:37:54,806 [ Laughter ] 872 00:37:54,806 --> 00:37:56,708 It's not just a good electrical outlet -- 873 00:37:56,708 --> 00:37:58,793 It's a good outlet for his comedy. 874 00:37:58,793 --> 00:38:00,078 [ Thud ] 875 00:38:00,078 --> 00:38:02,013 Joining us are Ralph and Norma. 876 00:38:02,013 --> 00:38:04,783 Now, Ralph, you saw this prank on social media 877 00:38:04,783 --> 00:38:07,001 and decided to try it out on Norma. 878 00:38:07,001 --> 00:38:10,805 Was her reaction everything you hoped it would be? 879 00:38:10,805 --> 00:38:12,223 I was expecting a kiss, 880 00:38:12,223 --> 00:38:16,778 but she definitely hit me with a -- with a right hand. 881 00:38:16,778 --> 00:38:18,079 [ Laughs ] Yeah. 882 00:38:18,079 --> 00:38:19,647 Norma, I don't think you was thinking 883 00:38:19,647 --> 00:38:20,748 you were gonna give him a kiss. 884 00:38:20,748 --> 00:38:22,267 No, no, no. No. No. 885 00:38:22,267 --> 00:38:25,086 Now -- Now, Norma -- No, papi. You were not gonna get a kiss, papi. 886 00:38:25,086 --> 00:38:27,222 N-- Oh, I love you already. 887 00:38:27,222 --> 00:38:30,575 Now, Norma, do you still have the photo up in your kitchen? 888 00:38:30,575 --> 00:38:32,644 [ Laughs ] 889 00:38:32,644 --> 00:38:34,112 No, I took it away. 890 00:38:34,112 --> 00:38:35,980 Yeah, it's probably a good thing you took it away. 891 00:38:35,980 --> 00:38:38,132 It's a good thing for your relationship. 892 00:38:38,132 --> 00:38:40,518 That's right. Well, good luck, y'all. 893 00:38:40,518 --> 00:38:40,952 [ Applause ] 894 00:38:40,952 --> 00:38:41,953 Thank you. Thank you. 895 00:38:41,953 --> 00:38:43,004 All right. 896 00:38:43,004 --> 00:38:44,672 And finally, it's time for a nap. 897 00:38:44,672 --> 00:38:46,090 But isn't it absurd? 898 00:38:46,090 --> 00:38:48,042 She suddenly doesn't know the meaning of the word. 899 00:38:48,042 --> 00:38:49,244 It's "Playing Dumb for Dad," 900 00:38:49,244 --> 00:38:52,730 sent in by Matt Welshans from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. 901 00:38:52,730 --> 00:38:54,399 [ Applause ] 902 00:38:56,518 --> 00:38:57,669 Man: At all? 903 00:39:02,957 --> 00:39:04,893 I don't -- I do not... 904 00:39:04,893 --> 00:39:07,612 I-I-I don't... 905 00:39:10,198 --> 00:39:13,518 Joining us are Matt, Marla, and Mila. 906 00:39:13,518 --> 00:39:14,869 Now, Matt, 907 00:39:14,869 --> 00:39:16,187 Mila seems to have great comedic timing. 908 00:39:16,187 --> 00:39:19,190 How would you describe her personality? 909 00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:22,210 Mila: No! Yeah, I would describe her as -- as witty. 910 00:39:22,210 --> 00:39:24,145 She's definitely witty and... No! 911 00:39:24,145 --> 00:39:26,514 ...I think she might get that from me, actually. 912 00:39:26,514 --> 00:39:27,098 No! 913 00:39:27,098 --> 00:39:29,083 Yeah, I think you might get it from him. 914 00:39:29,083 --> 00:39:30,935 You've got great comedic timing. 915 00:39:30,935 --> 00:39:32,871 Does she usually try to fight nap time, 916 00:39:32,871 --> 00:39:35,707 or was this an unusual occurrence? 917 00:39:35,707 --> 00:39:36,958 Good question. 918 00:39:36,958 --> 00:39:38,676 She's, uh -- She's usually pretty willing to nap. 919 00:39:38,676 --> 00:39:39,811 But, uh, every once 920 00:39:39,811 --> 00:39:41,346 in a while, she's not up to it. 921 00:39:41,346 --> 00:39:43,932 And, uh, she certainly pulled out all the tricks this time. 922 00:39:43,932 --> 00:39:45,116 I love it, I love it. 923 00:39:45,116 --> 00:39:47,051 Well, if your video wins, 924 00:39:47,051 --> 00:39:48,987 I bet you'll all have trouble sleeping tonight. 925 00:39:48,987 --> 00:39:50,088 Yeah. Yeah. 926 00:39:50,088 --> 00:39:51,873 All right, good luck, y'all. 927 00:39:51,873 --> 00:39:53,057 [ Applause ] 928 00:39:53,057 --> 00:39:54,826 All right, we're gonna find out who takes home 929 00:39:54,826 --> 00:39:56,044 the cash in just a minute. 930 00:39:56,044 --> 00:39:57,795 But first, let's take a look at some of the clips 931 00:39:57,795 --> 00:39:58,947 that didn't make our top three 932 00:39:58,947 --> 00:40:00,932 in tonight's "Honorable Mention." 933 00:40:00,932 --> 00:40:04,636 ♪♪ 934 00:40:04,636 --> 00:40:05,937 [ Clang! ] 935 00:40:05,937 --> 00:40:08,957 ♪♪ 936 00:40:08,957 --> 00:40:10,708 [ Creak! ] 937 00:40:10,708 --> 00:40:11,826 Aah! 938 00:40:11,826 --> 00:40:13,578 [ Thud ] 939 00:40:13,578 --> 00:40:18,633 ♪♪ 940 00:40:18,633 --> 00:40:20,018 [ Thud ] 941 00:40:20,018 --> 00:40:24,706 ♪♪ 942 00:40:24,706 --> 00:40:26,040 [ Sproing! ] 943 00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:27,825 ♪♪ 944 00:40:27,825 --> 00:40:29,644 [ Boing! Whistle! ] 945 00:40:29,644 --> 00:40:31,746 [ Warble! ] 946 00:40:31,746 --> 00:40:34,682 ♪♪ 947 00:40:34,682 --> 00:40:36,534 [ Applause ] 948 00:40:37,368 --> 00:40:39,887 Okay. It's time to hand out tonight's prizes -- 949 00:40:39,887 --> 00:40:42,790 $20,000 for first, $6,000 for second, 950 00:40:42,790 --> 00:40:44,776 and $4,000 for third. 951 00:40:44,776 --> 00:40:46,277 All right, here we go. 952 00:40:46,277 --> 00:40:48,196 Our third place $4,000 winner is... 953 00:40:48,196 --> 00:40:50,231 "Nostril Plug Prank," sent in 954 00:40:50,231 --> 00:40:52,750 by Ralph Lopez from Newburgh, New York. 955 00:40:52,750 --> 00:40:54,969 Whoo! 956 00:40:54,969 --> 00:40:56,821 Thank you. 957 00:40:56,821 --> 00:40:58,923 And the winner of the $20,000 958 00:40:58,923 --> 00:41:02,060 and tonight's funniest home video is... 959 00:41:02,060 --> 00:41:03,261 "Playing Dumb for Dad," 960 00:41:03,261 --> 00:41:06,965 sent in by Matt Welshans of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. 961 00:41:06,965 --> 00:41:09,734 We have Mila, Matt, and Marla. 962 00:41:09,734 --> 00:41:11,886 All right! 963 00:41:11,886 --> 00:41:14,088 Congratulations! 964 00:41:14,088 --> 00:41:18,059 Fighting nap time just won you $20,000. 965 00:41:18,059 --> 00:41:20,361 Tell me, has Mila tried antics like this 966 00:41:20,361 --> 00:41:24,315 with anyone else or just Mom and Dad? 967 00:41:24,315 --> 00:41:26,250 Oh, yeah. She tries it with everybody. 968 00:41:26,250 --> 00:41:28,186 She gets away with it with her grandparents... Yep. 969 00:41:28,186 --> 00:41:29,420 ...pretty often, if you ask me. 970 00:41:29,420 --> 00:41:34,208 Okay. Well, listen, thanks for sending us the video, okay? 971 00:41:34,208 --> 00:41:36,160 And to all you other parents out there, 972 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:37,862 be sure to look through your phone 973 00:41:37,862 --> 00:41:39,364 when your child is napping. 974 00:41:39,364 --> 00:41:42,250 You just might have a video that could win you 20 grand. 975 00:41:42,250 --> 00:41:48,006 So, congratulations. You got $20,000 and a shot at $100,000. 976 00:41:48,006 --> 00:41:49,974 Thanks. Thank you. 977 00:41:49,974 --> 00:41:51,342 [ Applause ] 978 00:41:51,342 --> 00:41:53,344 Well, if the show were a train, 979 00:41:53,344 --> 00:41:55,196 it would be pulling into the station 980 00:41:55,196 --> 00:41:57,248 because our journey is done, 981 00:41:57,248 --> 00:41:59,867 even though you never left your couch. 982 00:41:59,867 --> 00:42:00,868 Amazing, huh? 983 00:42:00,868 --> 00:42:02,103 Uh-huh. 984 00:42:02,103 --> 00:42:03,204 All right. We'll see you next time. 985 00:42:03,204 --> 00:42:04,338 And don't forget -- 986 00:42:04,338 --> 00:42:06,007 If you upload a video and it airs on the show, 987 00:42:06,007 --> 00:42:07,191 we'll send you an "AFV" T-shirt. 988 00:42:07,191 --> 00:42:08,276 So good night, everybody. 989 00:42:08,276 --> 00:42:10,111 And remember -- Send your video to me. 990 00:42:10,111 --> 00:42:12,780 You might win 20 G's. Good night y'all. 991 00:42:12,780 --> 00:42:18,052 ♪♪ 992 00:42:18,052 --> 00:42:26,994 ♪♪ 993 00:42:26,994 --> 00:42:33,885 ♪♪ 994 00:42:33,885 --> 00:42:42,894 ♪♪ 995 00:42:42,894 --> 00:42:51,869 ♪♪ 996 00:42:51,869 --> 00:43:00,845 ♪♪