1 00:00:01,335 --> 00:00:02,870 Ribeiro: On tonight's "AFV," 2 00:00:02,870 --> 00:00:05,439 the "oh, wow"s start right here and now. 3 00:00:07,608 --> 00:00:09,376 Oh, gosh, my hair's -- 4 00:00:09,376 --> 00:00:10,544 [ Thud ] 5 00:00:10,544 --> 00:00:12,412 ♪♪ 6 00:00:12,412 --> 00:00:13,580 [ Wind blows ] Woman: Hey. 7 00:00:13,580 --> 00:00:14,748 Man: Oh! 8 00:00:14,748 --> 00:00:16,650 [ Monkeys chattering ] 9 00:00:19,620 --> 00:00:21,121 Oh! 10 00:00:21,121 --> 00:00:22,289 [ Baby fussing ] 11 00:00:22,289 --> 00:00:24,791 [ Woman burps, laughs ] 12 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:29,530 Welcome to "America's Funniest Home Videos." 13 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:32,766 And now here he is, the host of our show -- 14 00:00:32,766 --> 00:00:37,971 Alfonso Ribeiro! 15 00:00:37,971 --> 00:00:40,574 Oooo-ee! Come on, let's do it! 16 00:00:40,574 --> 00:00:42,676 [ Applause ] 17 00:00:42,676 --> 00:00:46,346 Come on. Come on. I see ya. I see ya. 18 00:00:46,346 --> 00:00:48,549 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 19 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:49,950 Hello and welcome. 20 00:00:49,950 --> 00:00:52,119 I am Alfonso, and this is "AFV," 21 00:00:52,119 --> 00:00:53,687 the show that screams "family" 22 00:00:53,687 --> 00:00:55,589 both figuratively and literally -- 23 00:00:55,589 --> 00:00:58,091 figuratively, as in we're all about family, 24 00:00:58,091 --> 00:01:00,127 and literally, as in someone screaming, 25 00:01:00,127 --> 00:01:02,396 "Hey! Who drove the car into the family room?!" 26 00:01:02,396 --> 00:01:04,897 And you can guarantee the person who did it 27 00:01:04,897 --> 00:01:06,667 was a member of that family. 28 00:01:06,667 --> 00:01:09,469 See? See? Listen. Listen. We're always on theme. 29 00:01:09,469 --> 00:01:10,637 Mm-hmm. 30 00:01:13,674 --> 00:01:17,010 I don't know why anyone might think this wouldn't go well. 31 00:01:17,010 --> 00:01:23,083 ♪♪ 32 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:24,618 ...giving away for free. 33 00:01:24,618 --> 00:01:26,386 Ribeiro: Mirror, mirror in the trash can, 34 00:01:26,386 --> 00:01:29,089 who's the guy with a really bad trash plan? 35 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:31,725 Girl: Here we go. Man: I have no idea what's about to happen. 36 00:01:31,725 --> 00:01:33,493 What -- What I think will happen is, 37 00:01:33,493 --> 00:01:34,995 I'm gonna hit it in the middle, 38 00:01:34,995 --> 00:01:37,331 and then it should break in two and maybe fall down inside. 39 00:01:37,331 --> 00:01:38,565 So let's see. 40 00:01:38,565 --> 00:01:40,367 ♪♪ 41 00:01:40,367 --> 00:01:41,668 Aah! 42 00:01:43,136 --> 00:01:47,007 That's not what happened at all. It actually exploded. 43 00:01:47,007 --> 00:01:48,609 Woman: Kennedy. Hmm. 44 00:01:50,677 --> 00:01:52,412 Not in the shower. 45 00:01:52,412 --> 00:01:53,647 Hmm. 46 00:01:53,647 --> 00:01:56,683 I wonder where she could be. 47 00:01:56,683 --> 00:02:00,354 Ribeiro: These funny faces are "a-door-able." 48 00:02:00,354 --> 00:02:01,955 Girl: Hey. 49 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:03,090 Girl #2: Heh-heh! 50 00:02:03,090 --> 00:02:04,558 [ Thud ] Ooh! 51 00:02:04,558 --> 00:02:05,759 [ Laughs ] 52 00:02:05,759 --> 00:02:07,327 [ Dog barking ] 53 00:02:08,862 --> 00:02:10,097 Ribeiro: This guy's wife is headed out 54 00:02:10,097 --> 00:02:11,932 and decides to close the garage door... 55 00:02:11,932 --> 00:02:14,935 right onto the hatch of the SUV he's unloading. 56 00:02:14,935 --> 00:02:16,670 ♪♪ 57 00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:18,739 [ Beep ] 58 00:02:18,739 --> 00:02:26,113 ♪♪ 59 00:02:26,113 --> 00:02:28,448 Woman: Marlon jump. Wait, wait, wait. Get my mom. Get my mom. 60 00:02:28,448 --> 00:02:30,684 Ribeiro: If "The Marlon Jump" is an annual event, 61 00:02:30,684 --> 00:02:33,186 you'd think Marlon would be better at it. 62 00:02:33,186 --> 00:02:34,588 [ Indistinct conversation ] 63 00:02:34,588 --> 00:02:35,656 Oh! 64 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:37,624 -Oh! -Oh! 65 00:02:37,624 --> 00:02:39,693 [ Bird chirping ] 66 00:02:39,693 --> 00:02:41,695 Ribeiro: There's a wild bird in the house 67 00:02:41,695 --> 00:02:44,631 and it doesn't seem like anyone is quite prepared for it. 68 00:02:44,631 --> 00:02:48,969 ♪♪ 69 00:02:48,969 --> 00:02:51,405 Holy -- How did it get in here? 70 00:02:51,405 --> 00:02:52,806 Aah! 71 00:02:55,942 --> 00:02:57,644 Ribeiro: Release the hounds. 72 00:02:57,644 --> 00:02:59,713 [ Dog barking ] 73 00:02:59,713 --> 00:03:02,249 It's time to go to the "Dog Park." 74 00:03:04,451 --> 00:03:06,386 It's this dog's lucky day. 75 00:03:06,386 --> 00:03:09,356 He found some unguarded cat food on his neighbor's porch. 76 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:11,758 ♪♪ 77 00:03:11,758 --> 00:03:14,795 [ Cat meows, dog whimpers ] 78 00:03:14,795 --> 00:03:16,496 Or so he thought. 79 00:03:16,496 --> 00:03:19,232 ♪♪ 80 00:03:19,232 --> 00:03:21,368 Woman: What he doin'?! 81 00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:23,303 A room full of goose down? 82 00:03:23,303 --> 00:03:24,805 Ha. They ain't down with that. 83 00:03:24,805 --> 00:03:26,506 Ha ha! 84 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:31,111 Mason! 85 00:03:31,111 --> 00:03:33,246 Woman: Why every time -- [ Dog chattering ] 86 00:03:33,246 --> 00:03:35,115 But every time I'm doing something, 87 00:03:35,115 --> 00:03:37,417 you want to talk. 88 00:03:37,417 --> 00:03:38,652 Are you bored? 89 00:03:38,652 --> 00:03:40,854 [ Dog chattering ] Is... 90 00:03:40,854 --> 00:03:42,856 Ribeiro: I normally don't care for back talk. 91 00:03:42,856 --> 00:03:44,825 But when it's as funny as this, 92 00:03:44,825 --> 00:03:46,660 ha, I don't have a problem with it. 93 00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:48,095 You want me to do it right now? 94 00:03:48,095 --> 00:03:50,030 [ Dog chattering ] 95 00:03:52,332 --> 00:03:54,067 Are you being a little dramatic? 96 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:57,003 [ Dog chattering ] 97 00:03:57,003 --> 00:03:59,005 I think you're kinda spoiled. Man: Dude! 98 00:04:00,841 --> 00:04:02,609 Ribeiro: He's inside the truck, 99 00:04:02,609 --> 00:04:04,878 but he acts like he's riding on the roof. 100 00:04:04,878 --> 00:04:07,247 ♪♪ 101 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:08,648 [ Woman laughs ] 102 00:04:08,648 --> 00:04:10,550 ♪♪ 103 00:04:10,550 --> 00:04:12,686 [ Laughter continues ] 104 00:04:12,686 --> 00:04:15,655 [ Sustained horn honk ] 105 00:04:15,655 --> 00:04:17,923 Woman: [ Laughs ] 106 00:04:20,026 --> 00:04:21,762 Ribeiro: Come on, man! 107 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:23,864 He's got places to go, squirrels to see. 108 00:04:23,864 --> 00:04:26,099 He's so funny! 109 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:28,568 [ Man speaks indistinctly ] [ Laughs ] 110 00:04:28,568 --> 00:04:31,104 At the hair salon. [ Laughs ] 111 00:04:32,305 --> 00:04:33,974 [ Laughs ] 112 00:04:35,208 --> 00:04:36,743 [ Man speaks indistinctly ] 113 00:04:36,743 --> 00:04:39,079 Ribeiro: That bad boy is a buy-in-bulk bread burglar. 114 00:04:39,079 --> 00:04:41,615 Woman: Spit 'em out. 115 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:43,450 [ Man speaks indistinctly ] 116 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:45,485 [ Laughing ] He's like... 117 00:04:45,485 --> 00:04:47,354 Man: He's ashamed of himself. 118 00:04:47,354 --> 00:04:49,256 [ Laughs ] 119 00:04:49,256 --> 00:04:55,929 ♪♪ 120 00:04:55,929 --> 00:04:58,198 Mm. [ Smooches ] Mm. Man: Kisses. Kisses. 121 00:04:58,198 --> 00:05:00,400 Mmmm... 122 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:01,601 [ Laughs ] 123 00:05:01,601 --> 00:05:02,669 Kisses. Mmmm... 124 00:05:02,669 --> 00:05:04,271 [ Laughing ] Oh! 125 00:05:04,271 --> 00:05:05,906 Ribeiro: This pooch is fine with a handshake... Mm... 126 00:05:05,906 --> 00:05:08,408 ...but he doesn't want things to go any further. 127 00:05:08,408 --> 00:05:10,110 Mmmm... 128 00:05:10,110 --> 00:05:12,179 Mm -- Mm! Mm. 129 00:05:13,713 --> 00:05:17,184 There's a reason doggie beds are only a few inches off the floor. 130 00:05:17,184 --> 00:05:25,225 ♪♪ 131 00:05:25,225 --> 00:05:27,127 Woman: Girls. Hey, girls. 132 00:05:27,127 --> 00:05:28,528 Can you not squish Hardee? 133 00:05:28,528 --> 00:05:30,497 Those two dogs are in a wrestling match, 134 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:33,466 but somehow Hardee ends up the loser. 135 00:05:33,466 --> 00:05:35,735 ♪♪ 136 00:05:35,735 --> 00:05:38,071 [ Laughter, applause ] 137 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:43,977 We all have the need for speed. 138 00:05:43,977 --> 00:05:46,346 And that doesn't change just because you might not have 139 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:47,714 a sports car or a fighter jet. 140 00:05:47,714 --> 00:05:50,417 So buckle up, 'cause I'm feeling greedy 141 00:05:50,417 --> 00:05:52,686 for toy vehicles that are speedy. 142 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:55,689 ♪ All fueled up ♪ 143 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:57,324 ♪ I'm ignited ♪ 144 00:05:57,324 --> 00:05:58,859 [ Boy laughs ] 145 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:01,661 ♪ Like a rocket ♪ Girl: [ Screams ] 146 00:06:01,661 --> 00:06:03,697 ♪ I'm launching ♪ 147 00:06:04,664 --> 00:06:07,500 ♪ Out of my way, you'll never catch me ♪ 148 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:10,670 ♪ Ooh, yeah, got a need for speed ♪ 149 00:06:10,670 --> 00:06:13,640 ♪ I want a rush now, ain't no vaccine ♪ 150 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:16,776 ♪ Ooh, yeah, a need for speed ♪ Oh! 151 00:06:16,776 --> 00:06:19,746 ♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh ♪ Woman: Oh! 152 00:06:19,746 --> 00:06:22,282 ♪ I got the need ♪ ♪ Need for speed ♪ 153 00:06:22,282 --> 00:06:24,985 ♪ Mm-mm ♪ ♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh ♪ 154 00:06:24,985 --> 00:06:26,486 Together: Hey! 155 00:06:28,788 --> 00:06:31,758 ♪ I'm in a mad state ♪ 156 00:06:31,758 --> 00:06:34,761 ♪ I'm insane ♪ 157 00:06:34,761 --> 00:06:37,697 ♪ I simply don't care ♪ 158 00:06:37,697 --> 00:06:40,734 ♪ No way to chain me, yeah ♪ 159 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:43,737 ♪ Out of my way, you'll never catch me ♪ 160 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:46,740 ♪ Ooh, yeah, got a need for speed ♪ 161 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:49,743 ♪ I want a rush now, ain't no vaccine ♪ 162 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:52,746 ♪ Ooh, yeah, a need for speed ♪ Aah! 163 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:54,481 ♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh ♪ 164 00:06:54,481 --> 00:06:55,949 Together: Hey! 165 00:06:55,949 --> 00:06:58,718 ♪ I got the need ♪ ♪ Need for speed ♪ 166 00:06:58,718 --> 00:07:01,021 ♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh ♪ 167 00:07:01,021 --> 00:07:02,389 Together: Hey! 168 00:07:02,389 --> 00:07:05,759 ♪ Ooh, yeah ♪ ♪ Need for speed ♪ 169 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:07,327 [ Applause ] 170 00:07:09,896 --> 00:07:12,299 Hey, wanna see your funny video on TV? 171 00:07:12,299 --> 00:07:14,401 Just upload it to AFV.com. 172 00:07:14,401 --> 00:07:16,803 ♪ Ooh, yeah, got a need for speed ♪ ♪ Oh! ♪ 173 00:07:16,803 --> 00:07:19,606 ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ I want a rush now, ain't no vaccine ♪ 174 00:07:19,606 --> 00:07:22,442 ♪ Ain't no vaccine ♪ ♪ Ooh, yeah, got a need for speed ♪ 175 00:07:24,811 --> 00:07:27,714 It's been estimated that the average person 176 00:07:27,714 --> 00:07:30,083 makes at least 30,000 decisions a day... 177 00:07:30,083 --> 00:07:31,985 which is a lot. 178 00:07:31,985 --> 00:07:34,020 So, when you see these boneheads, give 'em a break, 179 00:07:34,020 --> 00:07:36,389 because on the day their boneheadedness was captured 180 00:07:36,389 --> 00:07:39,459 on video, they might have only made one bad decision... 181 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:42,629 and 29,999 good ones. 182 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:43,964 [ Laughter ] 183 00:07:45,332 --> 00:07:46,800 It's the last run of the day. 184 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,401 Woman: Oh, my God. 185 00:07:48,401 --> 00:07:50,303 And the sled's decision is final. 186 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:51,504 Oh! 187 00:07:51,504 --> 00:07:53,073 [ Woman laughs ] 188 00:07:53,073 --> 00:07:54,274 [ Laughs ] 189 00:07:56,776 --> 00:07:58,712 Ribeiro: Either those floors are too slippery... 190 00:07:58,712 --> 00:08:01,047 or clumsiness just runs in the family. 191 00:08:01,047 --> 00:08:04,050 ♪♪ 192 00:08:04,050 --> 00:08:05,452 Are you okay? 193 00:08:05,452 --> 00:08:06,586 Yes. 194 00:08:06,586 --> 00:08:08,722 Oh! Oh, my God. 195 00:08:08,722 --> 00:08:09,756 Tom, what happened? 196 00:08:09,756 --> 00:08:11,891 Oh, my God! Oh! Oh! 197 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:17,564 Ribeiro: This is why parking garage area rugs 198 00:08:17,564 --> 00:08:19,232 aren't really a thing. 199 00:08:19,232 --> 00:08:22,502 [ Engine revving ] 200 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:24,871 [ Woman speaks indistinctly ] 201 00:08:28,708 --> 00:08:30,643 Ribeiro: It's called a "softball," 202 00:08:30,643 --> 00:08:33,078 but it's still too hard to throw in the house. 203 00:08:33,078 --> 00:08:34,981 ♪♪ 204 00:08:34,981 --> 00:08:36,383 [ Clatter ] 205 00:08:38,150 --> 00:08:41,755 ♪♪ 206 00:08:41,755 --> 00:08:43,123 Oh, that's smart. 207 00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:45,025 You don't want to get mulch all over your driveway. 208 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:50,130 ♪♪ 209 00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:51,431 Okay. 210 00:08:53,266 --> 00:08:55,969 I think he's gonna need a bigger tarp. 211 00:08:55,969 --> 00:08:58,638 Or less manure. Like, a lot less. 212 00:08:58,638 --> 00:09:08,648 ♪♪ 213 00:09:08,648 --> 00:09:15,822 ♪♪ 214 00:09:15,822 --> 00:09:18,191 Working out can yield amazing results. 215 00:09:18,191 --> 00:09:22,228 But it usually takes longer than 20 seconds. 216 00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:25,665 ♪♪ 217 00:09:25,665 --> 00:09:27,033 Look. 218 00:09:27,033 --> 00:09:31,438 ♪♪ 219 00:09:31,438 --> 00:09:33,606 [ Laughter ] 220 00:09:37,010 --> 00:09:39,045 Get set for "That's Using Your Noggin," 221 00:09:39,045 --> 00:09:41,748 where we show people using their brains to solve a problem. 222 00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:43,483 But don't worry -- 223 00:09:43,483 --> 00:09:45,185 We won't make it a habit of showing smart people. 224 00:09:45,185 --> 00:09:47,487 [ Laughs ] This isn't PBS. 225 00:09:47,487 --> 00:09:48,621 [ Laughter ] 226 00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:52,358 There's working hard... 227 00:09:52,358 --> 00:09:54,894 and then there's working smart. [ Baby fussing ] 228 00:09:54,894 --> 00:09:56,629 Woman: Keep tryin'. 229 00:09:56,629 --> 00:09:59,065 ♪♪ 230 00:09:59,065 --> 00:10:00,867 [ Laughs ] 231 00:10:00,867 --> 00:10:04,204 Man: Starts with a spool of rope 232 00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:06,940 and a tire for weight. 233 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:10,343 Ribeiro: He invented the lawn Roomba. 234 00:10:10,343 --> 00:10:14,714 Man: And a rear-drive, self-propelled lawn mower. 235 00:10:14,714 --> 00:10:19,085 ♪♪ 236 00:10:19,085 --> 00:10:21,154 And voilà! 237 00:10:22,188 --> 00:10:25,091 Man: Awesome. Come on, Charlie. 238 00:10:25,091 --> 00:10:26,526 Ribeiro: Forget horsepower. 239 00:10:26,526 --> 00:10:29,262 This guy figured out how to harness baby power. 240 00:10:29,262 --> 00:10:32,599 Come on. Yeah! 241 00:10:32,599 --> 00:10:34,300 Perfect! 242 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,603 He loves showing his mama how much he loves her... 243 00:10:36,603 --> 00:10:37,770 [ Laughs ] 244 00:10:37,770 --> 00:10:39,739 Uh-oh. 245 00:10:39,739 --> 00:10:42,208 ...especially if it makes her drop her lunch. 246 00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:44,210 [ Laughing ] 247 00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:47,080 [ Monkeys chattering ] 248 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:48,948 The sign says, "Adults only." 249 00:10:48,948 --> 00:10:52,051 It doesn't specify what species of adults. 250 00:10:52,051 --> 00:10:57,023 ♪♪ 251 00:10:57,023 --> 00:10:58,858 Woman: They just went inside! 252 00:10:58,858 --> 00:11:05,265 ♪♪ 253 00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:07,500 They're taking all the cookies. 254 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:10,036 They skipped the bananas and went straight for the cookies. 255 00:11:10,036 --> 00:11:12,172 I think cartoons lied to me! 256 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:14,407 Look at them. 257 00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:16,843 The least they could do is leave a good Yelp review. 258 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:24,350 He lost his phone, but he hasn't given up on technology just yet. 259 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:31,624 ♪♪ 260 00:11:31,624 --> 00:11:33,026 Woman: Listen, I'll be right back. 261 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:35,295 Don't touch these until I come back, okay? 262 00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:36,829 Why? Leave them there. 263 00:11:36,829 --> 00:11:38,598 Ribeiro: It's the Temptation Challenge, 264 00:11:38,598 --> 00:11:40,800 but this kid finds a clever workaround. 265 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:42,235 I'll be right back. 266 00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:44,837 After all, she told him not to eat these candies. 267 00:11:44,837 --> 00:11:48,474 She didn't say anything about those candies. 268 00:11:48,474 --> 00:11:57,650 ♪♪ 269 00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:59,185 You ready? 270 00:11:59,185 --> 00:12:01,087 Doing hair by making the girl twirl? Spin, spin, spin. 271 00:12:01,087 --> 00:12:02,455 Sure, give it a whirl! Spin, spin. 272 00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:04,591 Spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin. 273 00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:06,192 Spin, spin, spin. Keep going. 274 00:12:06,192 --> 00:12:08,494 You're almost done. You're almost done. 275 00:12:08,494 --> 00:12:10,997 And done. 276 00:12:10,997 --> 00:12:12,699 Mom doesn't want him eating sweets, 277 00:12:12,699 --> 00:12:15,168 so she told him the ice cream truck is actually 278 00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:16,936 the "music truck." Boy: Truck! 279 00:12:16,936 --> 00:12:19,672 Woman: The music truck! Let's wave at the music truck! 280 00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:22,108 [ Scott Joplin's "The Entertainer" plays ] 281 00:12:22,108 --> 00:12:24,777 Yay! Wave at the music truck. 282 00:12:24,777 --> 00:12:26,045 Ribeiro: Yeah, I'm sure he won't hate her 283 00:12:26,045 --> 00:12:27,880 when he realizes she was lying to him. 284 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:29,249 He'll just take it in stride. 285 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,883 No doubt about it. 286 00:12:30,883 --> 00:12:32,552 [ Laughter ] 287 00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:36,489 ♪♪ 288 00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:38,424 Wind is like bad breath -- 289 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:40,360 You can't see it, but you sure know it's there. 290 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:41,928 The difference is that wind 291 00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:43,696 is more destructive than bad breath. 292 00:12:43,696 --> 00:12:46,165 But try telling that to a guy with an Uber driver 293 00:12:46,165 --> 00:12:48,668 who had tuna for lunch. [ Shudders ] 294 00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:51,871 Storm doors can keep wind from blowing into your house. 295 00:12:51,871 --> 00:12:54,807 [ Thud ] Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 296 00:12:54,807 --> 00:12:58,344 But they have their drawbacks. 297 00:12:58,344 --> 00:12:59,946 Are you okay? 298 00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:02,815 Man: That's an expensive walk. 299 00:13:02,815 --> 00:13:04,517 Woman: [ Laughs ] 300 00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:07,854 That tent comes with tent spikes for a reason. 301 00:13:07,854 --> 00:13:10,556 [ Laughing ] 302 00:13:10,556 --> 00:13:11,824 [ Ding! ] 303 00:13:11,824 --> 00:13:13,760 Might I suggest keeping your wig in the closet 304 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:15,695 and not on the front porch? 305 00:13:17,830 --> 00:13:19,399 Aah! 306 00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:21,834 Mom! Mama! 307 00:13:21,834 --> 00:13:23,503 Moooom! 308 00:13:25,571 --> 00:13:27,573 The catering crew is setting up for a party. 309 00:13:27,573 --> 00:13:29,776 I don't know if this party is gonna raise the roof, 310 00:13:29,776 --> 00:13:32,512 but it's certainly going to raise the canopy. 311 00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:34,580 [ Wind blowing ] 312 00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:42,922 ♪♪ 313 00:13:42,922 --> 00:13:44,657 Looks like their outdoor party 314 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:47,360 is turning into a neighbor's rooftop party. 315 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:56,302 ♪♪ 316 00:13:56,302 --> 00:13:59,305 All she wants to do is come home and put her feet up. 317 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:04,243 And technically she does. 318 00:14:04,243 --> 00:14:06,145 [ Wind blowing ] 319 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:12,118 Woman: Oh, my God! Are you okay? 320 00:14:12,118 --> 00:14:14,721 Woman: Woof-woof! Look up here. 321 00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:17,623 Baby's first Easter picnic is a wrap. 322 00:14:17,623 --> 00:14:18,925 [ Wind blowing ] 323 00:14:18,925 --> 00:14:21,561 Hey! -Oh! 324 00:14:23,162 --> 00:14:25,331 [ Ding! ] Ribeiro: If she didn't get this on video, 325 00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:27,367 no one would have believed her. 326 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,302 [ Wind blowing ] 327 00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:33,406 No! 328 00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:34,841 Woman: Off to the... 329 00:14:34,841 --> 00:14:36,409 Ribeiro: The weather is less than picture-perfect. 330 00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:37,577 Come on, baby girl. Open the door for me. 331 00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:39,679 Oh! Oh! Oh, dang! Let me... 332 00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:40,680 Oh! Oh! 333 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,315 [ Shouts indistinctly ] 334 00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:44,317 ♪♪ 335 00:14:47,186 --> 00:14:51,324 ♪♪ 336 00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:54,060 You've probably all said to yourselves at some point, 337 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:56,829 "Man, that Alfonso never messes up!" 338 00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:58,464 How do I do it? 339 00:14:58,464 --> 00:15:00,299 Do I rehearse my lines for hours on end 340 00:15:00,299 --> 00:15:02,301 until they're burned into my brain, 341 00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:05,972 making it virtually impossible for me to make a faux pas? 342 00:15:05,972 --> 00:15:08,040 No. [ Laughter ] 343 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:10,476 I just have an editor remove all my mistakes. 344 00:15:10,476 --> 00:15:12,512 Plus, he leaves in all the mistakes 345 00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:15,748 the people in the videos make, which makes me look extra good. 346 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:16,783 [ Laughter ] 347 00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:18,651 [ Child speaks indistinctly ] 348 00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:24,457 Ribeiro: Here's why Jedis rarely train in the family room. 349 00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:26,793 [ Child speaking indistinctly ] 350 00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:27,794 [ Thud ] 351 00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:29,595 Man: Oh, my God! 352 00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:35,435 Ribeiro: Blowing bubbles is fun in the summer. 353 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:38,337 But it takes on a whole new twist in the winter. 354 00:15:38,337 --> 00:15:41,607 ♪♪ 355 00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:43,810 [ Laughter ] 356 00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:52,652 ♪♪ 357 00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:55,254 [ Cracking ] 358 00:15:55,254 --> 00:15:58,491 Sometimes you have to tell your kids "no." 359 00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:00,493 Like when they want to step on the gas pedal. 360 00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:01,527 [ Speaks indistinctly ] [ Engine revs ] 361 00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:02,862 Aah! [ Crash ] 362 00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:04,931 [ Engine revving ] 363 00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:10,069 ♪♪ 364 00:16:10,069 --> 00:16:12,572 ♪♪ 365 00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:14,407 [ Baby coos ] 366 00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:20,813 Ribeiro: Just because she was recently a baby 367 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:23,182 doesn't mean she knows how to take care of one. 368 00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:28,721 [ Clatter ] Woman: [ Laughs ] 369 00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:31,557 That's not okay. Go pick up your baby. 370 00:16:31,557 --> 00:16:33,359 -[ Grunts ] -[ Clatter ] 371 00:16:33,359 --> 00:16:34,760 [ Scraping ] 372 00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:37,997 Ribeiro: Few people call winter their favorite season. 373 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:41,868 ♪♪ 374 00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:43,102 Woman: Ow! 375 00:16:43,102 --> 00:16:44,904 Ribeiro: And I'm betting this lady's one of them. 376 00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:47,640 Woman: Ow! Uhh! 377 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:48,941 Uh! Oh! 378 00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:50,910 [ Gasps, groans ] 379 00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:51,944 [ Whimpers ] 380 00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:54,347 It is fun. Do the Superman. 381 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,215 Girl: Do the Superman! 382 00:16:56,215 --> 00:16:58,351 Ribeiro: He's gone this long without getting on a treadmill. 383 00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,952 Why start now? 384 00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:01,420 Woman: You're joking. Oh, come on. 385 00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:02,588 [ Treadmill whirring ] Aah! 386 00:17:02,588 --> 00:17:03,689 Oh, my God. 387 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:06,325 Oh! Ohh! [ Laughs ] 388 00:17:06,325 --> 00:17:09,060 I don't really want to give him a bath 389 00:17:09,060 --> 00:17:12,898 because I don't really think cats necessarily need them, 390 00:17:12,898 --> 00:17:17,103 but Toby needs one, so we're gonna go do that. 391 00:17:17,103 --> 00:17:20,506 [ Water running ] Okay. Oh, my God. 392 00:17:20,506 --> 00:17:21,874 All right. 393 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,409 Ribeiro: I think it's time to throw in the towel. 394 00:17:23,409 --> 00:17:25,478 The bath towel, that is. 395 00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:27,445 Young woman: Oh, my gosh. Ow! 396 00:17:27,445 --> 00:17:29,315 [ Speaks indistinctly ] 397 00:17:29,315 --> 00:17:30,983 Ribeiro: He's pulling your shirt off 398 00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:33,286 so that you'll take the bath instead. 399 00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:35,254 I'm not giving him a bath. 400 00:17:35,254 --> 00:17:36,522 [ Laughter ] 401 00:17:36,522 --> 00:17:41,227 ♪♪ 402 00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:44,697 A celebrity's opinion is sort of like a guy playing banjo 403 00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:45,865 on the subway -- 404 00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:47,466 Absolutely nobody wants to hear it. 405 00:17:47,466 --> 00:17:49,669 Now, with that said, check out my opinions 406 00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:52,004 and be glad I don't own a banjo. 407 00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:54,307 [ Imitates banjo playing ] 408 00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:56,809 I'm gonna give you "my 2 cents"... 409 00:17:56,809 --> 00:18:00,546 which is about as worthless as 2 actual cents. 410 00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:03,382 My 2 cents -- 411 00:18:03,382 --> 00:18:05,284 If you want to improve your cardio, 412 00:18:05,284 --> 00:18:08,721 you need to work out for more than one second per day. 413 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:11,190 Oh, gosh. My hair's -- 414 00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:12,491 [ Thud ] 415 00:18:12,491 --> 00:18:14,927 [ Laughs ] 416 00:18:17,063 --> 00:18:18,798 A New Year's nugget of knowledge -- 417 00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:20,566 Not all kids think it's awesome 418 00:18:20,566 --> 00:18:22,735 getting to stay up till midnight. 419 00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:25,338 Man: Four, three... 420 00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:27,673 two, one! 421 00:18:27,673 --> 00:18:29,842 Man: Happy New Year! 422 00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:32,311 [ Laughs ] 423 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:35,748 A roundball recommendation -- 424 00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:38,684 If you find a hoop for 50 cents on Craigslist, 425 00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:40,519 there's probably a reason. 426 00:18:40,519 --> 00:18:42,388 ♪♪ 427 00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:44,223 [ Birds chirping ] 428 00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:51,831 A potato proposal -- 429 00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:53,566 If you have trouble cutting your food, 430 00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:56,168 you might want to move in with this lady. 431 00:18:56,602 --> 00:18:58,671 Child: Mom's about to cut the potato... Woman: Ready? 432 00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:00,406 ...with -- with her katana. 433 00:19:00,406 --> 00:19:02,174 Set? 434 00:19:02,174 --> 00:19:03,643 [ Gasps ] Aah! 435 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,144 [ Laughs ] 436 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,480 [ Laughing ] Oh! Okay, erase that. 437 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:08,714 Some vehicle advice -- 438 00:19:08,714 --> 00:19:10,549 You may find that you have more control 439 00:19:10,549 --> 00:19:13,019 of your truck if you're actually in the truck, 440 00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:15,888 instead of on an icy driveway next to it. 441 00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:19,325 ♪♪ 442 00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:22,828 [ Sighs ] 443 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,731 This has been "My 2 Cents." 444 00:19:25,731 --> 00:19:28,067 You can take that to the bank. 445 00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:29,135 [ Applause ] 446 00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:34,273 It's time to salute some of the video heroes 447 00:19:34,273 --> 00:19:36,375 who took home lots of zeroes -- 448 00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:39,645 with a digit in front of all of those zeroes, of course. 449 00:19:39,645 --> 00:19:43,015 What I'm saying is, they earned some major bucks. 450 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:45,117 It's time to have a blast 451 00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:47,486 with some big winners from "AFV's" past. 452 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,556 Woman: You gotta start from one, though. 453 00:19:50,556 --> 00:19:52,124 Go all the way, 1 to 10. 454 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,763 Sure, Spanish or Korean. Whatever you want. 455 00:19:57,763 --> 00:19:59,298 One... 456 00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:07,206 Four Spanish. Five Spanish. 457 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,842 Six Spanish. 458 00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:12,044 Seven Spanish. 459 00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:14,213 Eight Spanish. 460 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,347 Nine Spanish. 461 00:20:15,347 --> 00:20:16,816 10 Spanish! 462 00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:18,184 Yay, high five! 463 00:20:18,184 --> 00:20:19,385 [ Laughter ] 464 00:20:22,088 --> 00:20:23,789 Man: Come on! You can do it! [ Groans ] 465 00:20:23,789 --> 00:20:26,325 Man #2: Come on. Come on. Babe, you can do it. Let's go. Ah! 466 00:20:26,325 --> 00:20:27,927 Ribeiro: Alligator farm employees 467 00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:29,028 seem to have a knack 468 00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:31,430 for choosing the perfect "volunteer." 469 00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:33,232 Babe, look at me. Babe, look at me. Woman: I can't! I can't! 470 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,201 Look at me. Babe. 471 00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:38,771 No, don't you dare let go. Don't you dare. 472 00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:40,606 -Okay. -You got it! 473 00:20:40,606 --> 00:20:42,141 Hey, don't drop him. Don't you dare! 474 00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:44,543 Man #2: Okay! 475 00:20:44,543 --> 00:20:46,145 Please, don't you dare! No, no, no, no. 476 00:20:46,145 --> 00:20:47,513 [ Laughter ] 477 00:20:47,513 --> 00:20:48,647 Don't you dare. Don't you let -- No, no. No, no, no. 478 00:20:48,647 --> 00:20:50,382 I'm trusting you! I... 479 00:20:50,382 --> 00:20:52,017 I'm trusting you! 480 00:20:52,017 --> 00:20:53,586 Bring this arm down just a little bit. 481 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,321 -Oh, but I'm trusting you. -No, no, no. But... 482 00:20:55,321 --> 00:20:58,257 No, but I'm trusting you. No, but I can't hear now. 483 00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,825 Now, I'm gonna come to the side 484 00:20:59,825 --> 00:21:01,627 and we're gonna take a picture, but you look at the camera. 485 00:21:01,627 --> 00:21:04,396 -Babe, look. Look at me. -Look at the camera. 486 00:21:04,396 --> 00:21:06,098 Look at me. 487 00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:08,434 [ Laughter ] 488 00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:10,703 Smile! 489 00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:12,204 What are you doing?! 490 00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:13,506 Get back over here! No. It's your picture! 491 00:21:13,506 --> 00:21:16,308 Get over here! No, I don't want no picture! 492 00:21:16,308 --> 00:21:17,510 I don't... 493 00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:19,145 I'm right here! I'm right here! 494 00:21:19,145 --> 00:21:20,980 [ Laughter ] 495 00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:23,816 [ Boy crying ] 496 00:21:23,816 --> 00:21:24,917 Man: Stop crying. Please. 497 00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:26,519 There's a second iPhone in here. 498 00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:27,987 Woman: No, that's your -- That's your case. 499 00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:29,421 My si-- 500 00:21:29,421 --> 00:21:32,424 Ava: [ Crying ] I want one! Boy: I want an iPhone! 501 00:21:32,424 --> 00:21:34,493 Ribeiro: Watching their big sister get a new cellphone 502 00:21:34,493 --> 00:21:36,862 rates about 100 on the Jealous-o-meter. 503 00:21:36,862 --> 00:21:39,331 Woman: Oh, you've got an iPhone. Whose idea was this?! 504 00:21:39,331 --> 00:21:41,433 [ Sobs ] 505 00:21:45,070 --> 00:21:46,839 Ava, why are you upset? 506 00:21:48,107 --> 00:21:49,975 Whose idea was this?! 507 00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:51,744 Man: Listen... 508 00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:54,213 Leah: Thank you. 509 00:21:55,781 --> 00:21:57,249 Ribeiro: Let's circle back next week 510 00:21:57,249 --> 00:21:59,318 for another "Winner's Circle." 511 00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:03,956 ♪♪ 512 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:10,429 ♪♪ 513 00:22:10,429 --> 00:22:12,665 Children: Hey, Alfonso! 514 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:16,068 Both: Hey, Alfonso! 515 00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:18,938 We want to see more copycat videos! 516 00:22:24,810 --> 00:22:25,811 [ Laughter ] 517 00:22:25,811 --> 00:22:27,313 Okay, Nora and Lucille. 518 00:22:27,313 --> 00:22:28,714 You want more copycat videos? 519 00:22:28,714 --> 00:22:31,584 Well, I hope you'll help me celebrate some people 520 00:22:31,584 --> 00:22:34,486 and animals who were born to imitate. 521 00:22:35,955 --> 00:22:39,024 This copycat is actually a "copy-dog." 522 00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:41,594 ♪♪ 523 00:22:41,594 --> 00:22:43,329 [ Girls laugh ] 524 00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:46,031 [ Screeches ] 525 00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:48,767 Come on, Rodgers! 526 00:22:48,767 --> 00:22:52,738 Come on. Tell him! You gotta make that catch. 527 00:22:52,738 --> 00:22:55,307 You gotta make that catch! 528 00:22:55,307 --> 00:22:58,110 That's what I'm talkin' about! It's for all the marbles. 529 00:22:58,110 --> 00:23:00,579 This -- This is what I'm talkin' about! 530 00:23:00,579 --> 00:23:03,515 This is for the marbles! 531 00:23:03,515 --> 00:23:04,583 Come on! 532 00:23:04,583 --> 00:23:06,018 Come on! 533 00:23:06,018 --> 00:23:07,152 Let's go! 534 00:23:07,152 --> 00:23:08,587 Let's go! 535 00:23:08,587 --> 00:23:10,723 [ Woman laughs ] 536 00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:12,424 Woman: Do that again. 537 00:23:16,328 --> 00:23:19,632 Ribeiro: I think the kangaroo's asking you what's in your pouch. 538 00:23:19,632 --> 00:23:21,834 ♪♪ 539 00:23:21,834 --> 00:23:23,002 [ Goat bleats ] 540 00:23:23,002 --> 00:23:24,603 [ Girl yells ] [ Goat bleats ] 541 00:23:24,603 --> 00:23:26,705 [ Girl yelling ] 542 00:23:26,705 --> 00:23:27,973 [ Goat bleats ] 543 00:23:27,973 --> 00:23:29,708 [ Girl yells, goat bleats ] 544 00:23:31,877 --> 00:23:33,379 [ Girl yells, goat bleats ] 545 00:23:33,379 --> 00:23:35,648 [ Girl yelling ] 546 00:23:37,216 --> 00:23:38,651 [ Girl yells, goat bleats ] 547 00:23:38,651 --> 00:23:40,853 Woman: [ Laughs ] Ribeiro: Grandpa knows how to skip. 548 00:23:40,853 --> 00:23:43,555 You're doing it. Let's see if Grandma has what it takes. 549 00:23:43,555 --> 00:23:44,957 Boy: Here we go. 550 00:23:44,957 --> 00:23:46,558 Now, you're gonna video me, right? 551 00:23:46,558 --> 00:23:48,594 Yes. What does this skirt -- shirt say? 552 00:23:48,594 --> 00:23:50,496 "I'm that Grandma. Sorry, not sorry." 553 00:23:50,496 --> 00:23:51,897 That's right. 554 00:23:51,897 --> 00:23:53,632 [ Laughter ] 555 00:23:55,167 --> 00:23:57,736 Ribeiro: Her shirt says, "I'm that Grandma." 556 00:23:57,736 --> 00:24:00,539 But I think that grandma should skip that skipping. 557 00:24:00,539 --> 00:24:02,508 What are you doing with your arms? 558 00:24:02,508 --> 00:24:04,209 [ Laughter ] 559 00:24:04,209 --> 00:24:05,577 [ Chanting ] O-kay! 560 00:24:05,577 --> 00:24:07,079 Both: [ Chanting ] Beaver fandom, 561 00:24:07,079 --> 00:24:09,148 present over here! 562 00:24:09,148 --> 00:24:11,550 Get up, get up, let's hear you cheer! 563 00:24:11,550 --> 00:24:14,620 Red! White! 564 00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:18,090 Red! White! [ Chanting indistinctly ] 565 00:24:18,090 --> 00:24:21,160 Ribeiro: Two, four, six, eight. That little brother can imitate. 566 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:24,630 Both: Get up, get up, let's hear you cheer! 567 00:24:24,630 --> 00:24:26,565 [ Wind blowing ] 568 00:24:26,565 --> 00:24:30,436 Woman: All right. We're just having a great day at the beach. 569 00:24:30,436 --> 00:24:31,971 Walter... 570 00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:33,939 Cathy... 571 00:24:33,939 --> 00:24:36,141 Zeezee... 572 00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:39,979 Barber... 573 00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:42,414 Ford... 574 00:24:42,414 --> 00:24:45,351 and this guy. 575 00:24:45,351 --> 00:24:46,919 [ Laughter ] 576 00:24:46,919 --> 00:24:51,490 ♪♪ 577 00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:53,892 A little while ago, we visited "The Winner's Circle." 578 00:24:53,892 --> 00:24:56,528 Here are some videos hoping to join that club. 579 00:24:56,528 --> 00:24:58,330 I guess you could say they're hanging out 580 00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:00,265 outside the club behind the velvet rope... 581 00:25:00,265 --> 00:25:02,134 which would make me the bouncer. 582 00:25:02,134 --> 00:25:04,370 Okay, people! One line, one line! 583 00:25:04,370 --> 00:25:07,439 Step back from the rope and keep that sidewalk clear! 584 00:25:07,439 --> 00:25:08,607 [ Laughter ] 585 00:25:11,143 --> 00:25:13,345 Woman: One little ray of sunshine, 586 00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:15,047 poking through the tree, 587 00:25:15,047 --> 00:25:16,882 shining down on one... 588 00:25:16,882 --> 00:25:18,784 No, Mila, no! 589 00:25:19,785 --> 00:25:21,587 [ Mila sniffs, woman laughs ] 590 00:25:22,554 --> 00:25:24,456 Ribeiro: This guy shouldn't worry. 591 00:25:24,456 --> 00:25:26,291 He's just standing directly underneath 20 pounds 592 00:25:26,291 --> 00:25:28,227 of pink insulation 593 00:25:28,227 --> 00:25:30,062 that's been sitting in a damp attic for 20 years. 594 00:25:30,062 --> 00:25:31,330 [ Man sighs ] 595 00:25:31,330 --> 00:25:32,498 Woman: Ooh! 596 00:25:32,498 --> 00:25:33,932 [ Laughs ] 597 00:25:37,469 --> 00:25:40,372 Woman: Is it good? Ribeiro: That ice cream is cold. 598 00:25:40,372 --> 00:25:43,075 But not as cold as the look he gives his dad. 599 00:25:44,710 --> 00:25:46,979 Hmm? Man: Don't make a mess. 600 00:25:46,979 --> 00:25:48,714 Oh! [ Laughs ] 601 00:25:48,714 --> 00:25:50,149 Nah. Nah. 602 00:25:50,149 --> 00:25:51,483 [ Laughs ] 603 00:25:51,483 --> 00:25:53,685 [ Gasps ] Ahh! Nah. Oh! [ Laughs ] 604 00:25:53,685 --> 00:25:55,421 Nah, don't make a mess! 605 00:25:55,421 --> 00:25:56,622 What are you doing? 606 00:25:56,622 --> 00:25:59,024 Who you think you're lookin' at like that? 607 00:25:59,024 --> 00:26:01,226 Look at him. He's... Nah. 608 00:26:01,226 --> 00:26:03,796 Look. He's not having that. 609 00:26:03,796 --> 00:26:05,264 There has to be a story behind 610 00:26:05,264 --> 00:26:07,499 why she put that on her forehead. 611 00:26:10,135 --> 00:26:12,938 And it's probably too long to fit on a Post-it. 612 00:26:12,938 --> 00:26:15,507 Woman: [ Whispering ] Oh, Lydia. 613 00:26:15,507 --> 00:26:17,709 Good night. I love you. 614 00:26:17,709 --> 00:26:19,545 [ Smooches ] 615 00:26:20,979 --> 00:26:22,948 The kid's learning to hit. 616 00:26:22,948 --> 00:26:24,450 -Ready? Go! -You gonna hit him? 617 00:26:24,450 --> 00:26:27,319 Ribeiro: The guy behind him is learning where not to stand. 618 00:26:27,319 --> 00:26:28,854 [ Man laughs ] 619 00:26:30,756 --> 00:26:32,424 [ Man laughs ] 620 00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:33,892 [ Laughter, applause ] 621 00:26:36,395 --> 00:26:38,130 College is now so expensive 622 00:26:38,130 --> 00:26:40,365 that some parents start saving for it the minute 623 00:26:40,365 --> 00:26:41,700 their baby is born. 624 00:26:41,700 --> 00:26:43,202 But there's an easier solution -- 625 00:26:43,202 --> 00:26:44,503 Just start recording everything 626 00:26:44,503 --> 00:26:46,872 your kid says the moment they start talking. 627 00:26:46,872 --> 00:26:49,575 They might say something funny enough to end up on "AFV" 628 00:26:49,575 --> 00:26:51,143 and win 20 grand. 629 00:26:51,143 --> 00:26:53,345 Which should cover maybe around, uh... 630 00:26:53,345 --> 00:26:55,581 like -- like, two weeks of college? 631 00:26:55,581 --> 00:26:56,982 [ Laughter ] 632 00:26:56,982 --> 00:26:59,451 Woman: What are you doin'? 633 00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:01,053 Girl: [ Shouting indistinctly ] 634 00:27:01,053 --> 00:27:02,921 [ Laughs ] 635 00:27:02,921 --> 00:27:04,389 I don't think you're gonna float up in the -- 636 00:27:04,389 --> 00:27:06,525 I think you're too heavy. 637 00:27:06,525 --> 00:27:08,260 No... 638 00:27:08,260 --> 00:27:18,103 ♪♪ 639 00:27:18,103 --> 00:27:20,172 [ Laughs ] 640 00:27:20,172 --> 00:27:22,608 Woman: Put your hands up. 641 00:27:22,608 --> 00:27:24,176 All right, put 'em back down. 642 00:27:24,176 --> 00:27:25,410 What is it called again? 643 00:27:25,410 --> 00:27:27,079 A crotch-top shirt. 644 00:27:27,079 --> 00:27:30,382 It's called a crop top. 645 00:27:30,382 --> 00:27:31,917 Crotch top shirt. 646 00:27:31,917 --> 00:27:34,853 No, it's crop. 647 00:27:34,853 --> 00:27:36,088 Mm. 648 00:27:36,088 --> 00:27:38,123 Make sure -- No... 649 00:27:39,791 --> 00:27:41,326 Yeah, it does. That's too... 650 00:27:43,629 --> 00:27:44,863 Buddy. 651 00:27:44,863 --> 00:27:47,799 ♪ 652 00:27:47,799 --> 00:27:56,842 ♪♪♪ 653 00:27:56,842 --> 00:27:58,911 Oh, God! I'm so sorry. 654 00:27:59,845 --> 00:28:00,879 Woman: [ Gasps ] 655 00:28:00,879 --> 00:28:03,015 [ Group cheering, clapping ] 656 00:28:06,251 --> 00:28:10,556 It's a boy! Whoo-hoo! 657 00:28:10,556 --> 00:28:11,757 [ Screeches ] 658 00:28:11,757 --> 00:28:13,258 A little boy! 659 00:28:13,258 --> 00:28:15,093 -What does it mean? -Maximus! 660 00:28:17,829 --> 00:28:19,531 [ Laughter ] 661 00:28:19,531 --> 00:28:23,735 Man: Ethan, tell me what hurts. 662 00:28:23,735 --> 00:28:25,437 My thumb. 663 00:28:25,437 --> 00:28:27,839 Okay, and what do you need to make it feel better? 664 00:28:27,839 --> 00:28:35,948 ♪♪ 665 00:28:35,948 --> 00:28:37,482 ♪♪ 666 00:28:37,482 --> 00:28:39,351 [ Door closes ] 667 00:28:40,385 --> 00:28:42,621 Boy: Listen. I know that... 668 00:28:42,621 --> 00:28:45,190 I know that smile! 669 00:28:45,190 --> 00:28:47,359 Man: [ Laughs ] 670 00:28:49,261 --> 00:28:51,663 Dad, I know that smile. 671 00:28:53,832 --> 00:28:55,734 [ Laughs ] I don't know what you're talking about. 672 00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:58,403 I know that smile. I know that smile. I don't know what you're... 673 00:28:58,403 --> 00:29:01,206 I have no idea what you're talking about. 674 00:29:01,206 --> 00:29:05,177 ♪♪ 675 00:29:05,177 --> 00:29:07,045 [ Woman laughs ] 676 00:29:07,045 --> 00:29:12,618 ♪♪ 677 00:29:12,618 --> 00:29:15,053 Ah! It's time to enjoy the great outdoors 678 00:29:15,053 --> 00:29:16,555 in the best way possible -- 679 00:29:16,555 --> 00:29:17,823 from the comfort of your couch. 680 00:29:17,823 --> 00:29:20,325 We even cut it to a catchy classical tango, 681 00:29:20,325 --> 00:29:22,894 which is a nicer thing to hear in the great outdoors 682 00:29:22,894 --> 00:29:24,596 than your husband yelling, 683 00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:26,431 "Hey, I need more wieners on the grill!" 684 00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:27,699 [ Laughter ] 685 00:29:27,699 --> 00:29:29,067 [ Bizet's "Habanera (from 'Carmen')" plays ] 686 00:29:29,067 --> 00:29:30,736 Ah! 687 00:29:30,736 --> 00:29:32,070 Throw it! 688 00:29:33,739 --> 00:29:35,173 Aah! [ Gasps ] 689 00:29:35,173 --> 00:29:37,442 ♪♪ 690 00:29:37,442 --> 00:29:39,444 [ Children shouting indistinctly ] 691 00:29:40,312 --> 00:29:42,114 Man: Oh-ho-ho! Gosh! 692 00:29:42,114 --> 00:29:43,115 [ Woman laughs ] 693 00:29:43,115 --> 00:29:45,317 ♪♪ 694 00:29:45,317 --> 00:29:46,752 Oh! [ Laughs ] 695 00:29:46,752 --> 00:29:48,720 ♪♪ 696 00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:50,656 [ Laughter ] Man: Oh! 697 00:29:50,656 --> 00:29:52,090 ♪♪ 698 00:29:52,090 --> 00:29:53,592 -Ooh! -Aah! Aah! 699 00:29:53,592 --> 00:29:56,495 ♪♪ 700 00:29:56,495 --> 00:29:57,996 Ohh! Man: Oh! 701 00:29:57,996 --> 00:30:00,132 ♪♪ 702 00:30:00,132 --> 00:30:01,800 Woman: Whoo! Oh! 703 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:05,037 ♪♪ 704 00:30:05,037 --> 00:30:06,104 Man: Oh! 705 00:30:06,104 --> 00:30:08,740 ♪♪ 706 00:30:08,740 --> 00:30:09,875 Oh! 707 00:30:09,875 --> 00:30:12,177 ♪♪ 708 00:30:12,177 --> 00:30:13,578 Oh! 709 00:30:13,578 --> 00:30:20,018 ♪♪ 710 00:30:20,018 --> 00:30:21,687 [ Laughs ] 711 00:30:21,687 --> 00:30:25,991 ♪♪ 712 00:30:25,991 --> 00:30:27,192 [ Laughter ] 713 00:30:27,192 --> 00:30:29,928 Aaahhh! 714 00:30:29,928 --> 00:30:31,863 Aaaahhh! 715 00:30:31,863 --> 00:30:33,098 Woman: Oh! 716 00:30:33,098 --> 00:30:34,800 ♪♪ 717 00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:37,502 Do you have a funny video worth $20,000? 718 00:30:37,502 --> 00:30:39,004 What are you waiting for? 719 00:30:39,004 --> 00:30:41,840 Upload it to AFV.com. 720 00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:43,008 ♪♪ 721 00:30:45,711 --> 00:30:49,147 ♪♪ 722 00:30:49,147 --> 00:30:52,117 We live in a world where everybody is so distracted, 723 00:30:52,117 --> 00:30:53,719 they can't concentrate on what they're doing. 724 00:30:53,719 --> 00:30:56,054 But even in a package full of people who can't focus, 725 00:30:56,054 --> 00:30:58,557 at least the videos are in focus. 726 00:31:00,459 --> 00:31:03,161 He's teaching the kids to keep their eye on the ball. 727 00:31:03,161 --> 00:31:06,698 But he should remember to keep an eye on the koi pond. 728 00:31:08,934 --> 00:31:11,303 Boy: Oh! Oh! 729 00:31:11,303 --> 00:31:13,372 Boy #2: Dad! Oh. 730 00:31:13,372 --> 00:31:14,806 Man: What are you doing with that log? 731 00:31:14,806 --> 00:31:17,275 Ribeiro: That boy's bringing his daddy a big log. 732 00:31:17,275 --> 00:31:18,910 Me? 733 00:31:18,910 --> 00:31:20,312 But Daddy's other son calls over to him 734 00:31:20,312 --> 00:31:22,681 at the most inopportune time. 735 00:31:22,681 --> 00:31:23,949 [ Boy yelling in distance ] 736 00:31:23,949 --> 00:31:25,016 Ow! 737 00:31:25,016 --> 00:31:26,451 [ Woman laughs ] 738 00:31:29,254 --> 00:31:32,557 Ribeiro: The family's headed out for a trip to the mall. 739 00:31:32,557 --> 00:31:34,226 [ Horn honks ] 740 00:31:34,226 --> 00:31:36,661 [ Door closes ] [ Ding! ] 741 00:31:36,661 --> 00:31:38,830 The baby's no longer in that stroller. 742 00:31:38,830 --> 00:31:40,699 But Grandma doesn't know that. 743 00:31:42,367 --> 00:31:45,070 Oh, no! No! No! 744 00:31:45,070 --> 00:31:46,371 No! 745 00:31:48,673 --> 00:31:51,076 Starting a fire by rubbing two sticks together? 746 00:31:51,076 --> 00:31:53,345 That'll take forever! [ Ding! ] 747 00:31:53,345 --> 00:31:56,915 Or however long it takes him to turn his back. 748 00:31:56,915 --> 00:32:00,152 Oh, my goodness' sakes! 749 00:32:00,152 --> 00:32:02,988 -Wow! -Way to go, Sully! 750 00:32:04,856 --> 00:32:06,625 Ribeiro: He almost completes an entire errand 751 00:32:06,625 --> 00:32:08,393 without looking at his phone. 752 00:32:10,962 --> 00:32:12,564 Almost. 753 00:32:12,564 --> 00:32:20,305 ♪♪ 754 00:32:20,305 --> 00:32:24,376 He asked her to secretly film his marriage proposal. 755 00:32:24,376 --> 00:32:27,846 But in her defense, raccoons are really cute. 756 00:32:27,846 --> 00:32:32,517 ♪♪ 757 00:32:32,517 --> 00:32:34,019 And... 758 00:32:34,019 --> 00:32:35,754 she missed it. 759 00:32:35,754 --> 00:32:37,689 [ Laughter, applause ] 760 00:32:37,689 --> 00:32:40,325 ♪♪ 761 00:32:41,927 --> 00:32:43,695 You know what the world needs now? 762 00:32:43,695 --> 00:32:46,498 A kid who's got this Easter thing figured out. 763 00:32:46,498 --> 00:32:49,868 ♪♪ 764 00:32:49,868 --> 00:32:51,570 Three, two, one. 765 00:32:51,570 --> 00:32:52,737 Woman: Don't! 766 00:32:52,737 --> 00:32:55,540 Woman #2: Oh! [ Laughing ] Oh, my gosh. 767 00:32:55,540 --> 00:32:58,143 -What did he do? -Was he supposed to do that? 768 00:32:58,143 --> 00:32:59,711 Boy: [ Squeals ] I have no idea. 769 00:32:59,711 --> 00:33:00,879 Oh, my gosh! 770 00:33:00,879 --> 00:33:02,647 Ribeiro: I hope you've enjoyed "A Kid 771 00:33:02,647 --> 00:33:05,116 Who's got This Easter Thing Figured Out." 772 00:33:05,116 --> 00:33:09,521 ♪♪ 773 00:33:09,521 --> 00:33:12,390 Some shows try so hard to be clever, 774 00:33:12,390 --> 00:33:14,326 they go right over everyone's head. 775 00:33:14,326 --> 00:33:16,161 But not "AFV." 776 00:33:16,161 --> 00:33:18,163 Our humor is intended to smack you right in the head... 777 00:33:18,163 --> 00:33:21,066 so you're not only laughing at the people in the videos -- 778 00:33:21,066 --> 00:33:22,634 You feel like 'em, too. 779 00:33:22,634 --> 00:33:24,936 Like, "Ow! What was that? Ow." 780 00:33:24,936 --> 00:33:26,638 ♪♪ 781 00:33:26,638 --> 00:33:28,073 Mah! 782 00:33:31,376 --> 00:33:32,944 Mah! 783 00:33:32,944 --> 00:33:36,948 ♪♪ 784 00:33:36,948 --> 00:33:39,384 Mah! 785 00:33:39,384 --> 00:33:42,354 Ribeiro: I guess Dad's jeans are too tight for this maneuver. 786 00:33:42,354 --> 00:33:50,262 ♪♪ 787 00:33:50,262 --> 00:33:52,264 [ Laughing ] 788 00:33:52,264 --> 00:33:55,400 [ Squeals, laughs ] 789 00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:57,969 Ribeiro: That girl's braver than Indiana Jones. 790 00:33:57,969 --> 00:33:59,504 [ Girl squealing ] 791 00:33:59,504 --> 00:34:02,107 Ribeiro: Heck, she's braver than pretty much everyone I know. 792 00:34:02,107 --> 00:34:03,708 Girl: [ Squeals, laughs ] 793 00:34:05,343 --> 00:34:07,112 [ Squeals ] 794 00:34:07,112 --> 00:34:08,679 Woman: Cara, smile! 795 00:34:08,679 --> 00:34:10,614 ♪♪ 796 00:34:10,614 --> 00:34:13,051 Ribeiro: A crowbar turns into an "oh, no" bar. 797 00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:14,819 Child: [ Babbles ] 798 00:34:16,688 --> 00:34:19,424 Oh, help! 799 00:34:19,424 --> 00:34:20,958 Help! 800 00:34:24,329 --> 00:34:26,130 What are you doing? 801 00:34:26,130 --> 00:34:30,902 ♪♪ 802 00:34:30,902 --> 00:34:33,004 Ribeiro: I don't know if he grew the hedges this tall 803 00:34:33,004 --> 00:34:34,306 for looks... 804 00:34:37,641 --> 00:34:39,811 Aah! Ribeiro: ...or to cushion his falls. 805 00:34:39,811 --> 00:34:41,980 ♪♪ 806 00:34:41,980 --> 00:34:43,581 Woman: What did he do? Man: [ Laughs ] 807 00:34:43,581 --> 00:34:45,550 I want to roll up the window, but his head's in there. 808 00:34:45,550 --> 00:34:46,952 No, don't roll up the window. 809 00:34:46,952 --> 00:34:48,753 He's spitting stuff everywhere. Eww. 810 00:34:48,753 --> 00:34:50,322 Ribeiro: Dad said, "Don't roll up the window." Woman: Oh, my gosh. 811 00:34:50,322 --> 00:34:53,257 And that's the last time Nathan will ever listen to him. 812 00:34:53,257 --> 00:34:55,460 Man: Oh, he's comin'. 813 00:34:55,460 --> 00:34:56,962 Woman: Look at those teeth. 814 00:34:56,962 --> 00:34:58,229 [ Llama spits ] Aaahh! 815 00:34:58,229 --> 00:35:00,732 Ohh! [ Girl shrieks ] 816 00:35:00,732 --> 00:35:02,500 [ Girl crying ] 817 00:35:02,500 --> 00:35:04,102 Woman: Hey! 818 00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:05,870 All right. We're going. 819 00:35:05,870 --> 00:35:08,506 We're going. 820 00:35:08,506 --> 00:35:09,874 All right. I don't know about this guy. 821 00:35:09,874 --> 00:35:11,042 [ Girl crying ] 822 00:35:11,042 --> 00:35:12,410 Boy: Ewwww! 823 00:35:12,410 --> 00:35:19,217 ♪♪ 824 00:35:19,217 --> 00:35:22,754 Ribeiro: Now you know how he got the nickname "Cribface Mcgee." 825 00:35:22,754 --> 00:35:29,527 ♪♪ 826 00:35:29,527 --> 00:35:32,397 He doesn't just go through the defense. 827 00:35:32,397 --> 00:35:33,465 Boy: I call that a double dribble. 828 00:35:33,465 --> 00:35:35,934 -Jacob! -You slammed me into it. 829 00:35:38,703 --> 00:35:41,406 Hey, 2 points is 2 points. 830 00:35:41,406 --> 00:35:43,241 ♪♪ 831 00:35:43,241 --> 00:35:46,678 [ Baby fussing ] 832 00:35:46,678 --> 00:35:50,048 [ Woman burps, laughs ] 833 00:35:50,048 --> 00:35:51,916 ♪♪ 834 00:35:56,788 --> 00:36:00,291 We live in a world full of distractions. 835 00:36:00,291 --> 00:36:01,993 Hey, hey! Are you paying attention 836 00:36:01,993 --> 00:36:03,695 or just doom-scrolling on your phone? 837 00:36:03,695 --> 00:36:05,030 Well, be careful 838 00:36:05,030 --> 00:36:06,631 or you could end up in a "Distracted" package 839 00:36:06,631 --> 00:36:08,500 like the one we showed earlier... 840 00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:10,802 which wouldn't be so bad since "Distracted" 841 00:36:10,802 --> 00:36:13,004 is actually tonight's "Assignment America." 842 00:36:13,004 --> 00:36:15,573 We want funny videos almost too funny to mention 843 00:36:15,573 --> 00:36:18,643 due to people simply not paying attention. Jess? 844 00:36:18,643 --> 00:36:20,712 Do you know someone whose life has been impacted 845 00:36:20,712 --> 00:36:22,714 due to the fact that they're easily distracted? 846 00:36:22,714 --> 00:36:25,016 Did they trip over a rug looking at a bug, 847 00:36:25,016 --> 00:36:27,185 or get beaned while staring at a screen? 848 00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:28,887 Well, send the video our way. 849 00:36:28,887 --> 00:36:30,989 It could win you 20 or even 100 grand. 850 00:36:30,989 --> 00:36:32,957 Upload the video to AFV.com. 851 00:36:32,957 --> 00:36:35,460 For full contest rules, log on to AFV.com. 852 00:36:35,460 --> 00:36:38,797 All I'm asking is for people bad at multi-tasking! 853 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:46,004 ♪♪ 854 00:36:46,004 --> 00:36:48,807 Well, the show's almost over, but we're not quite done. 855 00:36:48,807 --> 00:36:51,342 I hope you'll stick around to find out who won! 856 00:36:51,342 --> 00:36:52,944 Let's meet our finalists. 857 00:36:52,944 --> 00:36:55,380 First up, her lack of awareness is truly bizarre, 858 00:36:55,380 --> 00:36:58,149 causing her husband to get eaten by his car. 859 00:36:58,149 --> 00:37:00,085 It's "Double Door Ding Dongs" 860 00:37:00,085 --> 00:37:03,822 sent in by Kevin Sullivan from Puyallup, Washington. 861 00:37:05,256 --> 00:37:06,491 This guy's wife is headed out 862 00:37:06,491 --> 00:37:08,193 and decides to close the garage door... 863 00:37:08,193 --> 00:37:11,096 right onto the hatch of the SUV he's unloading. 864 00:37:12,931 --> 00:37:14,432 [ Beep ] 865 00:37:22,607 --> 00:37:25,009 Joining us are Kevin and Nancy. 866 00:37:25,009 --> 00:37:27,245 So, Kevin, what was going through your mind 867 00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:31,216 as the garage door closed the car hatch on you? 868 00:37:31,216 --> 00:37:33,351 I couldn't believe she couldn't see me! 869 00:37:33,351 --> 00:37:36,221 And I was worried she was gonna scratch up the back of my car. 870 00:37:36,221 --> 00:37:38,156 Ribeiro: [ Laughs ] Well, I'm pretty sure 871 00:37:38,156 --> 00:37:39,991 it did maybe leave a little scratch here and there. 872 00:37:39,991 --> 00:37:41,326 Now, Nancy, I heard 873 00:37:41,326 --> 00:37:43,661 that you didn't even want the security camera. 874 00:37:43,661 --> 00:37:46,564 What do you think about your purchase now? 875 00:37:46,564 --> 00:37:48,800 It was well worth the investment. 876 00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:50,301 [ Laughter ] 877 00:37:50,301 --> 00:37:52,737 Well, we love that. See, it all worked out! 878 00:37:52,737 --> 00:37:54,239 Good luck. 879 00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:55,740 Thank you. Thanks. 880 00:37:55,740 --> 00:37:58,910 Next up, most dogs enjoy a really long walk, 881 00:37:58,910 --> 00:38:01,679 but this pooch prefers a really long talk. 882 00:38:01,679 --> 00:38:03,081 It's "The Hound of Sound" 883 00:38:03,081 --> 00:38:07,385 sent in by Jolene Moyer from Friendship, Wisconsin. 884 00:38:07,385 --> 00:38:09,521 Woman: Why every time -- [ Dog chattering ] 885 00:38:09,521 --> 00:38:11,689 But every time I'm doing something, 886 00:38:11,689 --> 00:38:13,691 you want to talk. 887 00:38:13,691 --> 00:38:14,926 Are you bored? 888 00:38:14,926 --> 00:38:17,095 [ Dog chattering ] 889 00:38:17,095 --> 00:38:18,496 Are you being a little dramatic? 890 00:38:18,496 --> 00:38:20,999 [ Dog chattering ] 891 00:38:21,966 --> 00:38:24,636 Joining us are Jolene, Greg, and Duke. 892 00:38:24,636 --> 00:38:26,704 Now, Jolene, Duke actually sounded 893 00:38:26,704 --> 00:38:29,073 like he was responding to your questions. 894 00:38:29,073 --> 00:38:30,875 Is this unusual? 895 00:38:30,875 --> 00:38:34,112 He's always done it, his whole life. 896 00:38:34,112 --> 00:38:36,414 He's 5 now. 897 00:38:36,414 --> 00:38:40,618 If you talk to him, he'll talk back, usually. 898 00:38:40,618 --> 00:38:43,254 [ Laughs ] Okay, alright, now, are there any special things 899 00:38:43,254 --> 00:38:44,889 that Duke can say? 900 00:38:44,889 --> 00:38:48,259 He says "Mama" and he says "I love you." 901 00:38:48,259 --> 00:38:49,460 Ribeiro: You know what I can say? 902 00:38:50,228 --> 00:38:52,096 -Good luck! -[ Laughter ] 903 00:38:52,096 --> 00:38:53,531 Thank you. Thank you! 904 00:38:53,531 --> 00:38:54,999 All right. 905 00:38:54,999 --> 00:38:58,336 Finally, it can take a long time getting ripped at the gym, 906 00:38:58,336 --> 00:39:01,606 but for this kid, it's quick -- at least, according to him. 907 00:39:01,606 --> 00:39:03,208 It's "Getting Fit in a Flash" 908 00:39:03,208 --> 00:39:06,678 sent in by Chelsea Icenhour from Mauk, Georgia. 909 00:39:07,579 --> 00:39:15,153 ♪♪ 910 00:39:15,153 --> 00:39:17,589 Working out can yield amazing results. 911 00:39:17,589 --> 00:39:21,092 But it usually takes longer than 20 seconds. 912 00:39:22,193 --> 00:39:23,261 Look. 913 00:39:23,261 --> 00:39:28,333 ♪♪ 914 00:39:29,300 --> 00:39:31,870 Joining us are Chelsea, Mark, and Joseph. 915 00:39:31,870 --> 00:39:35,306 Now, Chelsea, Joseph clearly has quite a good sense of humor, 916 00:39:35,306 --> 00:39:38,476 I'm guessing he makes you laugh quite often. 917 00:39:38,476 --> 00:39:41,212 All the time. Every day. 918 00:39:41,212 --> 00:39:42,747 Ribeiro: Oh, I love it. 919 00:39:42,747 --> 00:39:44,549 Now, Joseph, I understand that you film a lot of things. 920 00:39:44,549 --> 00:39:46,384 What would you like to do with these videos one day? 921 00:39:47,552 --> 00:39:49,287 Maybe YouTube. 922 00:39:49,287 --> 00:39:52,123 Maybe YouTube? Well, you've got the perfect first clip 923 00:39:52,123 --> 00:39:54,225 when you make your own channel, okay? 924 00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:57,462 -Okay. -Alright, alright. 925 00:39:57,462 --> 00:39:59,597 -Good luck, y'all! -[ Applause ] 926 00:39:59,597 --> 00:40:00,832 -Thank you. -Alright. 927 00:40:00,832 --> 00:40:02,166 We're gonna find out who takes home the cash 928 00:40:02,166 --> 00:40:03,468 in just a minute, but first, 929 00:40:03,468 --> 00:40:04,569 let's take a look at some of the clips 930 00:40:04,569 --> 00:40:05,770 that didn't make our top three 931 00:40:05,770 --> 00:40:08,039 in tonight's "Honorable Mention." 932 00:40:08,039 --> 00:40:16,281 ♪♪ 933 00:40:16,281 --> 00:40:24,555 ♪♪ 934 00:40:24,555 --> 00:40:32,797 ♪♪ 935 00:40:32,797 --> 00:40:41,039 ♪♪ 936 00:40:41,039 --> 00:40:42,874 [ Applause ] 937 00:40:44,042 --> 00:40:46,144 Okay, it's time to hand out tonight's prizes. 938 00:40:46,144 --> 00:40:48,313 $20,000 for first, $6,000 for second, 939 00:40:48,313 --> 00:40:50,081 and $4,000 for third. Here we go! 940 00:40:50,081 --> 00:40:53,217 Our third place, $4,000 winner is... 941 00:40:53,217 --> 00:40:54,686 "Getting Fit in a Flash" 942 00:40:54,686 --> 00:40:57,889 sent in by Chelsea Icenhour from Mauk, Georgia! 943 00:40:57,889 --> 00:40:59,424 [ Cheers and applause ] 944 00:41:00,391 --> 00:41:01,993 Thank you. 945 00:41:01,993 --> 00:41:04,028 And the winner of the $20,000 946 00:41:04,028 --> 00:41:07,198 and tonight's funniest home video is... 947 00:41:07,198 --> 00:41:08,566 "The Hound of Sound" 948 00:41:08,566 --> 00:41:11,402 sent in by Jolene Moyer from Friendship, Wisconsin. 949 00:41:11,402 --> 00:41:13,738 We have Jolene, Greg, and Duke. Go Duke! 950 00:41:13,738 --> 00:41:16,741 Yes! Congratulations! Good job! Yay! 951 00:41:16,741 --> 00:41:19,877 Is there anything special you're going to do for Duke 952 00:41:19,877 --> 00:41:22,280 now that he's won you all this money? 953 00:41:23,281 --> 00:41:26,217 We are going to go on vacation. 954 00:41:27,285 --> 00:41:29,721 Take him where we can let him run. 955 00:41:29,721 --> 00:41:31,589 Ribeiro: Oh, I love that! And you know what? 956 00:41:31,589 --> 00:41:34,826 If Duke doesn't like the way you spend the $20,000, 957 00:41:34,826 --> 00:41:37,261 I'm pretty sure he's gonna let you know! 958 00:41:37,261 --> 00:41:39,330 Oh, yeah. He's gonna let us know. 959 00:41:39,330 --> 00:41:41,232 He's talking to us right now. 960 00:41:41,232 --> 00:41:43,568 Oh, I love it. I love it. Well, congratulations. 961 00:41:43,568 --> 00:41:47,505 You've got $20,000 and a shot at $100,000! 962 00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:49,841 Thank you! Thank you! 963 00:41:50,541 --> 00:41:52,310 Thank you! 964 00:41:52,310 --> 00:41:54,178 Alright. Well, that's our show. 965 00:41:54,178 --> 00:41:55,713 I'd love to stick around, 966 00:41:55,713 --> 00:41:58,316 but we rented out the studio for a high school dance 967 00:41:58,316 --> 00:42:01,719 and I don't want to get roped into being a chaperone... 968 00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:03,588 -again! -[ Laughter ] 969 00:42:03,588 --> 00:42:05,356 We'll see you next time, and don't forget, 970 00:42:05,356 --> 00:42:07,091 if you upload a video and it airs on the show, 971 00:42:07,091 --> 00:42:08,359 we'll send you an AFV T-shirt. 972 00:42:08,359 --> 00:42:09,627 So, good night everybody, and remember, 973 00:42:09,627 --> 00:42:11,829 send your video to me, you might win twenty Gs. 974 00:42:11,829 --> 00:42:12,830 Good night, y'all! 975 00:42:12,830 --> 00:42:14,832 [ Cheers and applause ] 976 00:42:14,832 --> 00:42:24,742 ♪♪ 977 00:42:24,742 --> 00:42:34,652 ♪♪ 978 00:42:34,652 --> 00:42:44,529 ♪♪ 979 00:42:44,529 --> 00:43:02,497 ♪♪