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Ribeiro: On tonight's "AFV,"

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the "oh, wows"
start right here and now.

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Man: That's my shoe. Drop --

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My shoe! Don't take my shoe!

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Oh!

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[ Woman laughs ]

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[ Cries ]

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Um, Happy New Year.

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Welcome to "America's
Funniest Home Videos."

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And now here he is,
the host of our show --

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Alfonso Ribeiro!

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Whoo! Let's do this!

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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Come on! Come on!

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Thank you, thank you, thank you.

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Thank you.
Thank you, thank you.

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Hello, and welcome to "AFV."

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You know, I'm at the age

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where getting an invitation
is exciting,

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but finding out something got
canceled is even more exciting.

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"Oh, no. Tonight's off?

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That is terrible news.

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Just terrible."

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Well, if your plans fell through
tonight, congratulations.

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Watching "AFV"
sounds like an upgrade to me.

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You just got to let me know
in advance so I can...

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Ribeiro:
There's nothing like that first
cup of coffee in the morning.

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I will --

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[ Laughs ]

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Ribeiro: When mom forgets
to put it in park,

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she becomes the emergency brake.

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[ Woman screams ]

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I got 10 abs.

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Woman: You got 10 abs?

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Where are they at?

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Right here.
Let me see.

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I think you might need
to recount them.

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One, two, three, four,
five, six.

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I got six abs.

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[ Chuckles ]

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Yeah.

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Ribeiro: The driving cap
and tucked-in shirt

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don't scream "outdoorsman."

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[ Laughter ]

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Woman:
[ Laughing ] No, Jim!

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Ribeiro: A pogo stick
is challenging enough

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without adding a dress
and an area rug to the equation.

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Alright, you need
to turn that off.

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Man: No, no.
I know what you're doing.

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I know what you're doing.
Alright, hold on.

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It's fine.
Boy: Hey!

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[ Laughter ]

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Ribeiro: Oh, no,
Binky might be in trouble!

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Binky! Binky!

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Oh, my God.
Are you okay?

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[ Soft piano music playing ]

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This is
"Concerto Number 9 Lives."

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[ Notes playing ]

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[ Laughter ]

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He's more focused on what he's
towing than where he's going.

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♪♪

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Ahh!

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She loves her plants.

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Woman: Here.
And we love her face plants.

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Jack, look.

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Whoa! Ah!

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[ Laughter ]

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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Calling all canines.

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It's time to go to the Dog Park.

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[ Toy squeaks, dog barks]

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Man: She knows she's
not supposed to be --

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♪♪

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Ohh, Casey.

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What were you doing?

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Ribeiro: She was only
halfway on the couch,

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so technically you should only
punish half of her.

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[ Dog barks, whines ]

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Woman:
Say "I love you."

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[ Laughs ]

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Woman: She doesn't even
look like she's trying.

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[ Chuckles ]

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Ribeiro: Sometimes the best way
to win is to just stop playing.

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Ahh!

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[ Laughter ]

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I landed in her water!

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[ Laughter ]

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Ribeiro: Most dogs
try to get out of the crate.

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This one
takes it on a road trip.

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Woman:
He is going with you.

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[ Laughter ]

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[ Dog whining ]

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That dog is half poodle,

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half damsel in distress.

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[ Whining continues ]

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Some dogs like going on walks.

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Others prefer redecorating
the backyard.

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♪♪

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[ Laughter ]

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♪♪

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♪♪

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When your dog's this big, he
decides when playtime is over.

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Go in. Come on. Go in.

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Ow!

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[ Dog growling ]
Kai!

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Ribeiro: I don't know
if the dog hates those jeans

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or if he's just trying
to tell him

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that jorts are back in style.

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[ Woman laughing ]

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Just ruined
a good pair of pants.

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Ow! Ohh!

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[ Laughter ]

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Ribeiro: Grandma spent
40 grand putting in that pool,

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so Sparky wants her
to start using it.

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[ Dog barks ]

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Ow! Ow! Ow! Ohh!

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You okay?
Yeah, I'm fine.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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When I was a kid,
my parents would say,

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"Go outside and play."

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No helmet, no supervision,
no phone,

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just "Be home for dinner."

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I always thought
they wanted us to appreciate

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the great outdoors,
but now I think

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they just wanted to experience
the great indoors without us.

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♪ Gonna leave town,
not taking anything with me ♪

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[ Girl screams ]

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♪ Live fast, die young,
endless possibilities ♪

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Ahh!

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♪ That's fine with me ♪
Ahh!

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♪ That's who I'm gonna be ♪

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♪ 'Cause I'm gonna
live my life like ♪

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♪ Like this ♪

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♪ Gonna live my life like ♪

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♪ Like this ♪

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♪ Gonna live my life like this ♪

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♪ Nighttime joyride,
kick it into overdrive ♪

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[ Laughter ]

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♪ Unwind, beach life,
anywhere the sun shines ♪

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Ahh!

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♪ That's cool ♪
♪ That's cool ♪

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♪ With me ♪
♪ With me ♪

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♪ That's where I'm gonna be ♪

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♪ 'Cause I'm gonna
live my life like ♪

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♪ Na-na na-na na-na na-na
na-na na-na na ♪

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♪ Na-na na-na na-na
na-na na-na na-na na ♪

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♪ That's fine with me ♪

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♪ That's who I'm gonna be ♪

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♪ 'Cause I'm gonna live
my life like ♪

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♪ Like this ♪

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♪ Gonna live my life like this ♪

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♪ Gonna live my life like this ♪

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[ Laughter ]

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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Upload your funny video
to AFV.com

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for your chance at 20 grand.

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♪ That's why I'm gonna
live my life like ♪

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♪ Like this ♪

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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Remember the Wright brothers?

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Yeah, they built an airplane
out of wood and fabric,

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climbed into it,
and hoped for the best.

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At the time, that probably
looked pretty boneheaded.

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But if people didn't try crazy
things, we'd never get anywhere,

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which means that boneheads are
essential to human progress --

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and even more essential
to our show.

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Glad she's practicing,

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but is an oil-slick garage
really the best place?

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I don't think
you're gonna --

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Ohh! Ohh.

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Woman: Don't open it?

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Why? Oh.

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She doesn't listen
"wheel" good.

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[ Laughter ]

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♪♪

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Woman: [ Laughs ]

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He needs a hand.

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She's more focused
on getting the shot.

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[ Laughing ]
Wait. Your jacket.

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It's stuck.

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[ Laughs ]

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It's stuck on the...

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[ Laughs ]

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"Let's go hiking," they said.

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"It'll be fun," they said.

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Ahh!

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[ Laughter ]

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♪♪

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♪♪

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Ribeiro: He just wanted
to remove a dead frog

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from his neighbor's tree.

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Now he's the main topic
at the next homeowners meeting.

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Nice shot.
Right down the middle.

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Ohh!

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The middle of his shorts,
that is.

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These moms love the playground
so much,

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they go over there every morning

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after dropping the kids off
at school.

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Ah!
[ Laughter ]

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Ohh!

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Ribeiro: He's done so well
flipping houses,

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he thought
he'd try flipping decks, too.

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Holy cow.

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[ Cow moos ]

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That's a wow!

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[ Cow moos ]

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Woman: There's his mom
and dad way down there.

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There's the parents
and the children.

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Look how far
he's trying to go.

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Man: Come on, dude.
You got this.

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I don't know how that baby goose
got up there,

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but I do know there's only
one way to get down.

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[ Gasps ]
Oh, my God!

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[ Laughs ]

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[ Cow moos ]

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[ Applause ]

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On a recent
“Assignment America,"

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we asked all you kitchen
clutches out there

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to send us your
funniest meal-making mishaps,

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and, boy, did you deliver.

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Speaking of which,

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delivery might be a safer
and cleaner option.

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Just sayin'.

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Traditionally,
not being good in the kitchen

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just means you can't cook.

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Man: Mom did some cooking.
She did some cooking.

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She's going for
a whole new recipe.

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Entirely new recipe.
It's called toaster.

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It's called
toaster on the rack.

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When you use your oven
for storage,

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you need to be careful

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during the preheating phase
of the meal.

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Very nice. Very --
Let me get a picture of this.

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This is classic.

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Oh, yeah, yeah.

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She probably should have put
a baking pan underneath it

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before she tried to cook.

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Mom, you did so good.

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There's skill,
and then there's skillets.

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♪♪

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Dad's teaching the kids
about science.

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Child: Oh, no.
Woman: Oh, no!

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It'll go all over the --

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[ All scream ]

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Now Mom's gonna teach Dad
about cleaning.

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[ Laughter ]

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Um, we're just gonna be

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kicking it --

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[ Laughter ]

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Ribeiro: He had a foolproof plan
to steal some snacks.

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Wha--
And it would have worked

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if it weren't for that
meddling cabinet.

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Everyone knows the best way
to mix puppy chow

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is to hold the bowl upside down
and hop rapidly.

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You can really cut in here
and get a piece.

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So, they're very, very --

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very ooey --
[laughs] very ooey gooey.

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[ Laughs ]

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[ Applause ]

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♪♪

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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Know what I love about "AFV"?

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You can tune in at any point

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and immediately know
what's happening.

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00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:28,441
It'll be something like,
husband's on a ladder,

266
00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:29,659
wife says, "Be careful,"

267
00:13:29,659 --> 00:13:32,328
husband's not careful,
ladder wins.

268
00:13:32,328 --> 00:13:35,048
There.
You're all caught up.

269
00:13:38,468 --> 00:13:42,071
In his defense, I'll bet
the jeans limit his mobility.

270
00:13:42,705 --> 00:13:44,507
What this guy
lacks in coordination,

271
00:13:44,507 --> 00:13:47,143
he makes up for
with misplaced aggression.

272
00:13:49,312 --> 00:13:51,848
[ Man groans ]

273
00:13:52,231 --> 00:13:54,167
Woman: Lukey,
what are you doing?

274
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,185
Making the screen bigger.

275
00:13:57,303 --> 00:13:58,454
Man:
Dude, that's a book.

276
00:13:58,454 --> 00:13:59,672
Ribeiro: This could be a sign
that your kid

277
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:02,392
is spending too much time
on his phone.

278
00:14:02,392 --> 00:14:04,961
Why isn't it
getting bigger?

279
00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:11,284
Really?
It's just jammed.

280
00:14:12,318 --> 00:14:15,038
Hours of setup,
seconds of fun.

281
00:14:16,205 --> 00:14:18,207
Woman: Oh!

282
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:24,263
Oh!
[ Laughter ]

283
00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:27,417
I'm not saying
parrots have boring lives...

284
00:14:27,417 --> 00:14:28,751
Woman:
I don't want -- No.

285
00:14:28,751 --> 00:14:30,720
...but sneaking a peek at Mom
in the bathroom

286
00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:33,272
appears to be the highlight
of Peach's day.

287
00:14:33,272 --> 00:14:36,225
No.
I'm in the bathroom.

288
00:14:36,225 --> 00:14:38,344
No.

289
00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:41,047
No.

290
00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:44,183
Peach, n--

291
00:14:44,183 --> 00:14:45,718
You need to be a nice boy.

292
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:48,337
Boy #1:
We got our hot dogs here.

293
00:14:48,337 --> 00:14:50,289
Boy #2: [ Laughs ]

294
00:14:50,289 --> 00:14:52,375
What are you laughing at?
Whoa.

295
00:14:52,375 --> 00:14:55,378
How's your hot dog
making out?

296
00:14:55,378 --> 00:14:57,630
[ Laughter ]

297
00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:59,632
If that's how he cooks
his hot dogs,

298
00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:01,467
I'd hate to see his s'mores.

299
00:15:01,467 --> 00:15:04,170
[ Laughter continues ]

300
00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:06,172
I cooked it too long.

301
00:15:08,624 --> 00:15:12,361
This guy decides to check
how icy his front yard is.

302
00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:18,568
As well as every other yard
in the neighborhood.

303
00:15:18,568 --> 00:15:20,420
[ Dog barking ]

304
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,655
Bye!

305
00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:24,740
This recital started
with high hopes

306
00:15:24,740 --> 00:15:27,310
and ended
with a nine ballerina pileup.

307
00:15:30,496 --> 00:15:33,332
What's the contest?
The contest is gonna be

308
00:15:33,332 --> 00:15:35,451
who has the longest tongue.

309
00:15:35,451 --> 00:15:43,676
♪♪

310
00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:45,628
Who do you think's winning?
Mm.

311
00:15:45,628 --> 00:15:47,580
Think your mom's winning?
It's not that long.

312
00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:50,082
Mm-hmm.
Let me see.

313
00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:54,103
Mnh. Mnh.
[ Laughter ]

314
00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:56,522
Mnh!

315
00:15:56,522 --> 00:15:59,158
[ Screaming ]

316
00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:06,249
[ Laughter ]

317
00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:13,890
♪♪

318
00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:17,793
They say if at first you don't
succeed, try, try again,

319
00:16:17,793 --> 00:16:20,730
but this guy I knew back in
New York had his own saying --

320
00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:23,549
[ New York accent ]
"If at first you don't succeed,

321
00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:25,318
why try again?

322
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:26,669
Fuhgeddaboudit!"

323
00:16:26,669 --> 00:16:30,072
These next people --
he would have loved these guys.

324
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,475
[ Normal voice ]
Why you doing it weird?

325
00:16:32,475 --> 00:16:34,360
There's got to be a better way.

326
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:38,331
There's got to be a better way
to prepare

327
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,583
for your Rockettes audition.

328
00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:43,102
Man: [ Laughs ]

329
00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:46,305
Merely a suggestion.

330
00:16:46,305 --> 00:16:47,590
Oh!

331
00:16:48,057 --> 00:16:52,161
There's got to be a better way
to tune your harmonica.

332
00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:55,348
[ Harmonica playing ]

333
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:05,290
There's got to be a better way
to feed hummingbirds.

334
00:17:05,290 --> 00:17:07,359
[ Birds chirping ]

335
00:17:09,377 --> 00:17:11,297
[ Laughs ]

336
00:17:11,847 --> 00:17:16,117
There's got to be a better way
to make a Chia pet.

337
00:17:16,752 --> 00:17:19,387
Woman:
Good job camouflaging.

338
00:17:19,387 --> 00:17:21,390
Oh, yeah, phenomenal.

339
00:17:22,758 --> 00:17:24,477
There's got to be a better way

340
00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:27,195
to get out of cleaning
the storm door.

341
00:17:28,446 --> 00:17:30,433
[ Glass breaking ]

342
00:17:31,601 --> 00:17:33,286
Woman: Liam!

343
00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:34,587
No way.

344
00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:37,506
That's the end of "There's Got
To Be a Better Way."

345
00:17:37,506 --> 00:17:39,542
[ Applause ]

346
00:17:41,744 --> 00:17:44,730
Animals can be jerks
just like people.

347
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:47,567
But animals get away with it
because they're cute.

348
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:48,851
Knock something over?
Cute.

349
00:17:48,851 --> 00:17:50,953
Steal somebody's dinner?
Still cute.

350
00:17:50,953 --> 00:17:52,838
But do that
as a 50-year-old man,

351
00:17:52,838 --> 00:17:54,757
and suddenly
you're ruining Thanksgiving.

352
00:17:54,757 --> 00:17:57,393
How is that fair? Shoot!

353
00:17:58,511 --> 00:17:59,729
Woman: Hey, pretty girl.

354
00:17:59,729 --> 00:18:01,731
You can feed a cow carrots,

355
00:18:01,731 --> 00:18:04,383
but only certain kinds
of carrots.

356
00:18:04,383 --> 00:18:06,369
Ahh!
Let go of my finger!

357
00:18:06,369 --> 00:18:07,486
[ Chuckles ]

358
00:18:07,486 --> 00:18:10,356
You pulled the diamond
out of my ring.

359
00:18:10,356 --> 00:18:11,607
Oh, my God.

360
00:18:11,607 --> 00:18:14,427
You pulled the diamond
out of my ring.

361
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:16,612
No!

362
00:18:16,612 --> 00:18:17,830
No!

363
00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:19,999
Woman: I'm not doing this.
It is raining.

364
00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:23,536
That face says,
"There is a 0% chance

365
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:24,620
that I'm listening to you."

366
00:18:24,620 --> 00:18:26,622
Do not jump in that pool.

367
00:18:26,622 --> 00:18:29,675
Let's --

368
00:18:29,675 --> 00:18:31,677
You're a jerk.
Get out of the pool.

369
00:18:31,677 --> 00:18:33,446
[ Laughter ]

370
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:34,580
Man: Hey.

371
00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:36,616
Ribeiro: Some birds
build nests with twigs.

372
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,868
This one uses
a man's size 10 1/2.

373
00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:41,704
Hey, drop --
Hey, drop my shoe!

374
00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:43,606
Don't take my shoe!

375
00:18:43,606 --> 00:18:46,225
[ Laughter ]

376
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,913
If Ez isn't allowed
on the furniture,

377
00:18:50,913 --> 00:18:53,482
she doesn't think
you should be, either.

378
00:18:53,482 --> 00:18:55,551
[ Cat yowls ]

379
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:58,671
[ Groans ] Ez!

380
00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:01,674
[ Chuckling ] Ez.

381
00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:03,809
[ Dog barking ]

382
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:05,961
Ribeiro: Freddie has decided
this is the last time

383
00:19:05,961 --> 00:19:09,498
you'll forget to mix a little
wet food with his dry food.

384
00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:16,339
Man: [ Laughing ]
He's literally got, like...

385
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:19,342
Drop --
[ Dog barking ]

386
00:19:19,342 --> 00:19:20,059
Drop it.

387
00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:22,812
Ribeiro: I've always said there
aren't enough horror movies

388
00:19:22,812 --> 00:19:26,198
starring poodles.

389
00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:29,502
You ever seen a fox
goose a skunk?

390
00:19:35,474 --> 00:19:36,759
A hot tub and a cold drink

391
00:19:36,759 --> 00:19:38,728
certainly bring out the jerk
in this bird.

392
00:19:38,728 --> 00:19:40,746
[ Bird honking ]
Ahh!

393
00:19:40,746 --> 00:19:42,581
Ahh!

394
00:19:43,666 --> 00:19:45,568
Ribeiro: Couple of fun facts
about orcas.

395
00:19:45,568 --> 00:19:47,770
One, they're actually dolphins.

396
00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:50,639
And two, they love messing
with guys with ponytails.

397
00:19:52,641 --> 00:19:54,627
Oh!

398
00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:57,296
[ Laughter ]

399
00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:04,837
[ Cheers and applause ]

400
00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:07,606
Everything
is a subscription now --

401
00:20:07,606 --> 00:20:10,042
movies, music, grocery, apps.

402
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:12,828
This morning, I found out
my toaster is charging me

403
00:20:12,828 --> 00:20:15,564
$4.99 a month
for the premium bagel package.

404
00:20:15,564 --> 00:20:16,198
[ Laughter ]

405
00:20:16,198 --> 00:20:18,868
But here's the good news --
"AFV" is still free.

406
00:20:18,868 --> 00:20:20,803
No monthly fee,
no hidden charges,

407
00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:23,956
and the laughs
have unlimited refills.

408
00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:25,975
Woman #1: Each drink
that you name correctly,

409
00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:27,793
you get a dollar, alright?

410
00:20:27,793 --> 00:20:29,595
So, you're gonna start
with your left

411
00:20:29,595 --> 00:20:31,447
and work your way
on over, okay?

412
00:20:31,447 --> 00:20:31,997
Come on.

413
00:20:31,997 --> 00:20:34,450
Ribeiro: It's the mystery drink
challenge.

414
00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:35,117
Orange soda.

415
00:20:35,117 --> 00:20:37,620
Orange soda? Sunkist.
Should he get that?

416
00:20:37,620 --> 00:20:38,721
Woman #2: Yes.
Okay. Go ahead.

417
00:20:38,721 --> 00:20:41,290
What's the next one?

418
00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:44,827
Orange juice.
Orange juice. Correct.

419
00:20:44,827 --> 00:20:46,679
Ribeiro: But the real mystery
is how he handles

420
00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:49,565
this prank so well.

421
00:20:49,565 --> 00:20:51,484
Hot sauce.

422
00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:52,318
[ Laughter ]

423
00:20:52,318 --> 00:20:55,855
Ribeiro: Dude, put away the
mower
before
watering the lawn.

424
00:20:55,855 --> 00:21:02,995
♪♪

425
00:21:02,995 --> 00:21:05,748
It's like, where --
where was I supposed to go?

426
00:21:05,748 --> 00:21:06,916
Ribeiro:
At the end of a long day,

427
00:21:06,916 --> 00:21:09,635
there's nothing like relaxing
in a flimsy hammock.

428
00:21:09,635 --> 00:21:10,836
That's two bills.

429
00:21:10,836 --> 00:21:13,506
[ Gasps ]
[ Laughter ]

430
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:18,878
Woman: [ Chuckles ]

431
00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:22,498
That's so cute!
[ Laughing ] Oh, my gosh!

432
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:26,786
Good job.
There's that one.

433
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:29,088
Then we gonna need
some salt.

434
00:21:29,088 --> 00:21:30,940
Ribeiro:
You left your toddler alone

435
00:21:30,940 --> 00:21:33,659
with your half-made concoction?

436
00:21:33,659 --> 00:21:35,661
Batter up!

437
00:21:35,661 --> 00:21:41,584
♪♪

438
00:21:41,584 --> 00:21:47,006
♪♪

439
00:21:47,006 --> 00:21:49,758
I hope she's better on
the fairway than the driveway.

440
00:21:49,758 --> 00:21:51,777
[ Cart beeping ]

441
00:21:51,777 --> 00:21:59,134
♪♪

442
00:21:59,134 --> 00:22:02,037
Giselle, please call me back.

443
00:22:02,037 --> 00:22:06,342
I -- I have something
to ask you -- [clears throat]

444
00:22:06,342 --> 00:22:10,629
if I can have a sleepover
or a play-over -- a play-over --

445
00:22:10,629 --> 00:22:12,565
plate-over --

446
00:22:12,565 --> 00:22:13,732
a play-over --

447
00:22:13,732 --> 00:22:15,818
What am I saying?

448
00:22:15,818 --> 00:22:16,969
A play-over.

449
00:22:16,969 --> 00:22:18,153
Ribeiro:
Saying the word "sleepover"

450
00:22:18,153 --> 00:22:20,973
made her forget the word
"playdate."

451
00:22:20,973 --> 00:22:22,958
What am I saying?

452
00:22:22,958 --> 00:22:25,494
A play-over.

453
00:22:25,995 --> 00:22:27,930
A play-over.

454
00:22:27,930 --> 00:22:29,765
Okay, a play-over.

455
00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:31,867
Thank you.
Please tell your mom.

456
00:22:31,867 --> 00:22:34,420
[ Applause ]

457
00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:41,176
I often get distracted
while people are talking to me.

458
00:22:41,176 --> 00:22:42,878
My wife will tell me something

459
00:22:42,878 --> 00:22:44,413
and I'll nod and say,
"Absolutely."

460
00:22:44,413 --> 00:22:49,068
30 seconds later, I realize
I have no idea what I agreed to.

461
00:22:49,068 --> 00:22:50,286
Yeah, that's how you end up

462
00:22:50,286 --> 00:22:52,321
at your tax guy's nephew's
birthday party,

463
00:22:52,321 --> 00:22:55,758
losing at musical chairs
to a dentist from Pacoima.

464
00:22:55,758 --> 00:22:57,126
Who cheated, by the way.

465
00:22:57,126 --> 00:23:00,646
Yeah, I mean, he shoved me and
sat down before the music ended.

466
00:23:00,646 --> 00:23:01,363
[ Laughter ]

467
00:23:01,363 --> 00:23:05,751
Anyway, I'm not the only one
who has trouble staying focused.

468
00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:11,674
He wants to make sure
that package was delivered

469
00:23:11,674 --> 00:23:12,291
to the right house --

470
00:23:12,291 --> 00:23:15,527
you know,
the one he's walking toward.

471
00:23:15,527 --> 00:23:23,819
♪♪

472
00:23:23,819 --> 00:23:32,111
♪♪

473
00:23:32,111 --> 00:23:34,280
I realized
Dad's focused on his phone,

474
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:36,265
but the baby
and the cup of coffee

475
00:23:36,265 --> 00:23:39,852
should really be somewhere
on his list of priorities.

476
00:23:39,852 --> 00:23:46,058
♪♪

477
00:23:46,058 --> 00:23:48,560
Oh, my God!

478
00:23:49,645 --> 00:23:51,664
Oh, my God.

479
00:23:51,664 --> 00:23:56,318
♪♪

480
00:23:56,318 --> 00:23:58,887
Ribeiro: It's a beautiful day
to fly a kite.

481
00:23:58,887 --> 00:24:00,122
Man: Run to me, run to me,
run to me!

482
00:24:00,122 --> 00:24:02,174
No! Stop! Stop!

483
00:24:02,174 --> 00:24:04,710
Or do pretty much anything else.

484
00:24:04,710 --> 00:24:06,829
[ Laughter ]

485
00:24:09,264 --> 00:24:11,867
Sometimes the best way
to scare someone

486
00:24:11,867 --> 00:24:13,969
is to not even try.

487
00:24:13,969 --> 00:24:15,955
Ahh!

488
00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:18,941
Whoa. I'm sorry.
[ Laughs ]

489
00:24:18,941 --> 00:24:20,876
I'm like,
"Do I say anything,

490
00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:21,994
or do I just let him
keep going?"

491
00:24:21,994 --> 00:24:23,946
Oh, geez.

492
00:24:25,114 --> 00:24:28,968
[ Laughs ]
Watch his fingers!

493
00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:31,036
Paw. Paw.

494
00:24:31,036 --> 00:24:33,355
Ribeiro: Golden Retrievers
are sweet dogs,

495
00:24:33,355 --> 00:24:36,208
but start taunting them
with a ham and cheese sandwich,

496
00:24:36,208 --> 00:24:38,027
and it's game over.

497
00:24:38,027 --> 00:24:40,029
Paw.
Watch his fingers!

498
00:24:40,029 --> 00:24:42,648
Woman: [ Gasps ] Oh!
[ Laughs ]

499
00:24:42,648 --> 00:24:45,084
[ Cries ]

500
00:24:45,084 --> 00:24:46,285
Girl: Alright, go.

501
00:24:46,285 --> 00:24:48,237
Ribeiro: He's so focused
on capturing the action

502
00:24:48,237 --> 00:24:50,539
that he ends up
becoming part of it.

503
00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:55,594
[ Laughter ]

504
00:24:57,863 --> 00:24:59,331
He's all about
that morning snack,

505
00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:01,950
and it's gonna get him
a morning whack.

506
00:25:03,102 --> 00:25:05,788
[ Car beeps ]

507
00:25:08,273 --> 00:25:10,959
Did you get hit
in the head?

508
00:25:10,959 --> 00:25:13,612
[ Wasp buzzing ]

509
00:25:15,297 --> 00:25:18,017
Woman #1: Ooh!
We got another one?

510
00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:20,252
Luckily, the wasp
is scaring her too much

511
00:25:20,252 --> 00:25:23,889
to be terrified about
what's happening behind her.

512
00:25:23,889 --> 00:25:25,224
I think it is.
Boy: Mommy!

513
00:25:25,224 --> 00:25:27,793
Ribeiro: Good thing
they live on a gentle slope.

514
00:25:30,012 --> 00:25:32,548
[ Boy crying ]
Woman #2: What happened?

515
00:25:33,949 --> 00:25:37,052
[ Applause ]

516
00:25:37,052 --> 00:25:39,221
Weddings used to be
one of the few events

517
00:25:39,221 --> 00:25:40,989
where everything was recorded.

518
00:25:40,989 --> 00:25:42,257
Walk down the aisle -- camera.

519
00:25:42,257 --> 00:25:43,525
Cut the cake -- camera.

520
00:25:43,525 --> 00:25:46,512
Father of the bride's pants
fall down -- camera.

521
00:25:46,512 --> 00:25:50,265
These days, we photograph our
lunches like future generations

522
00:25:50,265 --> 00:25:52,184
are gonna be asking us about it.

523
00:25:52,184 --> 00:25:53,469
But after all this time,

524
00:25:53,469 --> 00:25:56,438
weddings still provide some
of the greatest hits.

525
00:25:56,438 --> 00:25:59,625
[ Jacques Offenbach's
“Infernal Galop” plays ]

526
00:26:01,076 --> 00:26:03,078
[ Laughter ]

527
00:26:03,078 --> 00:26:10,119
♪♪

528
00:26:10,119 --> 00:26:17,159
♪♪

529
00:26:17,159 --> 00:26:18,861
Ahh!

530
00:26:18,861 --> 00:26:24,933
♪♪

531
00:26:24,933 --> 00:26:30,989
♪♪

532
00:26:30,989 --> 00:26:33,075
[ Woman screams ]

533
00:26:33,075 --> 00:26:39,982
♪♪

534
00:26:39,982 --> 00:26:42,084
[ Screaming ]

535
00:26:42,084 --> 00:26:51,176
♪♪

536
00:26:51,176 --> 00:27:00,769
♪♪

537
00:27:00,769 --> 00:27:09,912
♪♪

538
00:27:09,912 --> 00:27:19,922
♪♪

539
00:27:19,922 --> 00:27:22,124
[ Laughter ]

540
00:27:22,124 --> 00:27:24,726
[ Cheers and applause ]

541
00:27:26,261 --> 00:27:28,647
Do you have a funny video
worth $20,000?

542
00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:32,901
What are you waiting for?
Upload it to AFV.com.

543
00:27:32,901 --> 00:27:40,976
♪♪

544
00:27:43,095 --> 00:27:46,064
[ Cheers and applause ]

545
00:27:46,064 --> 00:27:48,150
Children: Hey, Alfonso!

546
00:27:49,451 --> 00:27:53,172
Hey, Alfonso, how about
some more wind videos?

547
00:27:53,172 --> 00:27:55,357
Okay, Taylor,
you want wind videos?

548
00:27:55,357 --> 00:27:58,110
No problem.
That'll be a breeze.

549
00:27:58,110 --> 00:28:00,395
[ Wind whipping ]

550
00:28:00,395 --> 00:28:03,098
His girlfriend is turning 32.

551
00:28:03,098 --> 00:28:08,954
♪♪

552
00:28:08,954 --> 00:28:10,272
No! No!

553
00:28:10,272 --> 00:28:12,808
Ribeiro: Oh, that's too bad.

554
00:28:18,463 --> 00:28:21,950
Okay, well, maybe he has a niece
who's turning 3?

555
00:28:26,371 --> 00:28:29,291
Sometimes you're blown away
by all the homework you get.

556
00:28:29,291 --> 00:28:30,609
[ Wind whipping ]
No!

557
00:28:30,609 --> 00:28:33,228
Sometimes all your homework
just gets blown away.

558
00:28:33,228 --> 00:28:36,498
[ Woman laughing ]

559
00:28:36,498 --> 00:28:38,350
When you gotta go,
you gotta go.

560
00:28:38,350 --> 00:28:41,270
And sometimes the thing you've
got to go in's gotta go, too.

561
00:28:41,270 --> 00:28:43,855
[ Laughing continues ]

562
00:28:44,456 --> 00:28:47,159
Everything's flying away!
When you run out of hands

563
00:28:47,159 --> 00:28:49,011
to use to carry things inside...

564
00:28:49,011 --> 00:28:50,245
[ Wind whipping ]

565
00:28:50,245 --> 00:28:52,931
...you can just use your face.

566
00:28:52,931 --> 00:29:01,473
♪♪

567
00:29:01,473 --> 00:29:03,225
Dumpster basketball

568
00:29:03,225 --> 00:29:05,344
is more challenging
when a storm is brewing.

569
00:29:05,344 --> 00:29:14,019
♪♪

570
00:29:14,019 --> 00:29:22,194
♪♪

571
00:29:22,194 --> 00:29:29,518
♪♪

572
00:29:29,518 --> 00:29:32,504
Uh-oh, the hot tub cover
closed on him.

573
00:29:32,504 --> 00:29:35,240
Luckily, his trusty wife
is around to help him

574
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:36,425
in his time of need.

575
00:29:36,425 --> 00:29:38,894
Ah! Ow! Ow.

576
00:29:40,529 --> 00:29:43,131
[ Groans ]
Man: Go inside.

577
00:29:44,216 --> 00:29:45,467
Woman: [ Gasps ]

578
00:29:45,467 --> 00:29:47,302
Your hair.
It's real windy.

579
00:29:47,302 --> 00:29:48,570
Ribeiro:
Janet goes to extreme lengths

580
00:29:48,570 --> 00:29:51,039
to prove that her hair
isn't a wig.

581
00:29:53,241 --> 00:29:55,227
[ Laughter ]

582
00:29:56,211 --> 00:29:58,213
This boy's almost
gone with the wind.

583
00:29:58,213 --> 00:30:00,315
[ Girl screams ]

584
00:30:00,315 --> 00:30:02,934
And mom acts like
it's the barbecue's fault.

585
00:30:05,087 --> 00:30:07,039
Woman: What happened?

586
00:30:11,493 --> 00:30:13,862
You know what the world
needs now?

587
00:30:17,399 --> 00:30:20,218
Electronic voice: Treat.

588
00:30:20,218 --> 00:30:22,220
Treat.

589
00:30:23,238 --> 00:30:25,190
Treat.

590
00:30:25,190 --> 00:30:27,192
I hope you've enjoyed...

591
00:30:30,045 --> 00:30:32,180
[ Applause ]

592
00:30:33,198 --> 00:30:34,816
Having siblings is interesting.

593
00:30:34,816 --> 00:30:37,786
You love them to death,
but when you're 8 years old,

594
00:30:37,786 --> 00:30:40,355
you're willing
to end that relationship forever

595
00:30:40,355 --> 00:30:42,474
because they took your spot
on the couch.

596
00:30:42,474 --> 00:30:47,279
Luckily, at that age, forever
lasts about five minutes.

597
00:30:48,463 --> 00:30:51,116
[ Woman gasps ]

598
00:30:53,218 --> 00:30:55,220
[ Imitating crying ]

599
00:30:55,220 --> 00:30:57,305
[ Imitating crying ]

600
00:31:01,543 --> 00:31:02,778
Mom, this one
goes on your ear.

601
00:31:02,778 --> 00:31:05,280
Most days,
he gives his brother a wedgie.

602
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:06,598
Oh, he tried biting me --
Ahh!

603
00:31:06,598 --> 00:31:08,400
Don't put in my pants!
Get it off me!

604
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:10,502
Today,
he gave him a lizard.

605
00:31:10,502 --> 00:31:12,287
[ Screaming ]

606
00:31:12,287 --> 00:31:14,206
Okay, sweetheart.

607
00:31:21,146 --> 00:31:23,632
[ Sneezes ]
Oh!

608
00:31:23,632 --> 00:31:26,284
[ Indistinct shouting ]

609
00:31:29,738 --> 00:31:32,340
This girl is experiencing
what Mom feels like

610
00:31:32,340 --> 00:31:34,493
when Dad refuses
to ask for directions.

611
00:31:34,493 --> 00:31:40,298
♪♪

612
00:31:40,298 --> 00:31:46,088
♪♪

613
00:31:46,088 --> 00:31:48,023
Stop!

614
00:31:52,394 --> 00:31:54,729
In a game of chase,
it's important to remember

615
00:31:54,729 --> 00:31:57,349
what your surroundings
are capable of.

616
00:31:57,349 --> 00:32:03,555
♪♪

617
00:32:03,555 --> 00:32:05,407
Can you throw it?
Man: Can you flip it?

618
00:32:05,407 --> 00:32:07,292
Do this. This.

619
00:32:07,292 --> 00:32:08,293
Boy #1: Hogan.

620
00:32:08,293 --> 00:32:09,628
Ribeiro:
He just learned to walk,

621
00:32:09,628 --> 00:32:11,379
but his brothers are focused on

622
00:32:11,379 --> 00:32:13,498
helping him master
the important stuff.

623
00:32:13,498 --> 00:32:16,468
Boy #2: Mom, where's
that purple rag?

624
00:32:16,468 --> 00:32:18,453
[ Indistinct shouting ]

625
00:32:18,453 --> 00:32:21,006
[ Woman laughing ]

626
00:32:26,611 --> 00:32:28,763
The message is happy.

627
00:32:28,763 --> 00:32:31,399
The kids making it?
Not so much.

628
00:32:31,399 --> 00:32:33,585
[ Shrieks ]
[ Cries ]

629
00:32:33,585 --> 00:32:36,304
Um, Happy New year.

630
00:32:39,808 --> 00:32:42,394
Some dogs
have just two speeds --

631
00:32:42,394 --> 00:32:43,945
sound asleep
and out of their minds.

632
00:32:43,945 --> 00:32:46,798
They've got so much energy, they
don't know where they're going

633
00:32:46,798 --> 00:32:49,618
or how much that lamp cost
that they just broke.

634
00:32:49,618 --> 00:32:50,886
That's why high-energy hounds

635
00:32:50,886 --> 00:32:52,571
are tonight's
“Assignment America."

636
00:32:52,571 --> 00:32:54,005
We want dogs with energy to burn

637
00:32:54,005 --> 00:32:57,259
and someone aiming a phone
at them while they burn it.

638
00:32:57,259 --> 00:32:58,477
Jess?

639
00:32:58,477 --> 00:33:00,712
If your dog likes to dash,
leap, and run,

640
00:33:00,712 --> 00:33:02,314
send us the video.

641
00:33:02,314 --> 00:33:03,615
We want every single one.

642
00:33:03,615 --> 00:33:05,867
Who knows?
Your hilariously hyper hound

643
00:33:05,867 --> 00:33:08,436
could win you 20
or even 100 grand.

644
00:33:08,436 --> 00:33:10,655
Just upload the video
to AFV.com.

645
00:33:10,655 --> 00:33:12,958
For full contest rules,
log on to AFV.com.

646
00:33:12,958 --> 00:33:15,844
If your four-legged friend
is always on the run,

647
00:33:15,844 --> 00:33:19,397
grab your camera
and send us the fun.

648
00:33:19,397 --> 00:33:20,699
Stay right there.

649
00:33:20,699 --> 00:33:23,468
We'll be right back
with Alfonso's Fab Five

650
00:33:23,468 --> 00:33:25,470
pregnancy announcements.

651
00:33:30,442 --> 00:33:32,944
[ Cheers and applause ]

652
00:33:32,944 --> 00:33:36,364
Some surprises
you forget almost immediately.

653
00:33:36,364 --> 00:33:37,832
Others change your life forever.

654
00:33:37,832 --> 00:33:41,520
"We're having a baby"
is firmly in category two.

655
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:43,688
So I went
into the "AFV" database

656
00:33:43,688 --> 00:33:46,491
and came out
with five little bundles of joy.

657
00:33:49,661 --> 00:33:53,565
My Fab Five
pregnancy announcements.

658
00:33:53,565 --> 00:33:55,417
Man:
...three, say "cheese."

659
00:33:55,417 --> 00:33:57,686
One, two, three.

660
00:33:57,686 --> 00:33:59,454
Cheese.
I'm pregnant!

661
00:33:59,454 --> 00:34:00,655
What?!

662
00:34:00,655 --> 00:34:02,807
What?! What?!

663
00:34:02,807 --> 00:34:05,694
Are you really?!
Are you really?!

664
00:34:05,694 --> 00:34:07,362
Are you really?!

665
00:34:07,362 --> 00:34:08,429
Oh, my God!

666
00:34:08,429 --> 00:34:09,630
Are you really?!

667
00:34:09,630 --> 00:34:12,350
Ahh! Are you really?!

668
00:34:12,350 --> 00:34:13,501
Ahh!

669
00:34:13,501 --> 00:34:15,637
We're gonna be grandparents!

670
00:34:15,637 --> 00:34:17,656
Ahh!

671
00:34:17,656 --> 00:34:20,375
Woman:
We're going to have --
To a movie?

672
00:34:20,375 --> 00:34:21,676
A baby?
Uh-huh.

673
00:34:21,676 --> 00:34:23,194
Wait, what?

674
00:34:23,194 --> 00:34:24,579
Yeah.

675
00:34:24,579 --> 00:34:26,364
You?
Uh-huh.

676
00:34:26,364 --> 00:34:27,916
[ Squeals ]

677
00:34:27,916 --> 00:34:30,534
Seriously.
You're having a baby?

678
00:34:30,534 --> 00:34:31,719
Mommy's gonna have a baby.

679
00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:35,473
When?
In November.

680
00:34:35,473 --> 00:34:37,359
Really?
Mm-hmm.

681
00:34:37,359 --> 00:34:38,560
Is it a boy or a girl?

682
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:40,495
We don't know yet.
Wow.

683
00:34:40,495 --> 00:34:42,414
[ Laughter ]

684
00:34:44,382 --> 00:34:47,469
[ Laughter ]

685
00:34:47,469 --> 00:34:49,487
Woman: Yes.

686
00:34:49,487 --> 00:34:50,822
[ Singsong voice ]
Mommy...

687
00:34:50,822 --> 00:34:52,873
is gonna have a baby.

688
00:34:52,873 --> 00:34:54,559
Oh, my gosh.
You're having a baby!

689
00:34:54,559 --> 00:34:57,479
No. Why? Please, no.

690
00:34:57,479 --> 00:34:58,680
Yes! Yes! Yes!

691
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:00,865
Ava's's already born.
Why?
Shh.

692
00:35:00,865 --> 00:35:03,902
I want a baby sister!
Why?

693
00:35:03,902 --> 00:35:05,870
You want a baby sister?
Yes!

694
00:35:05,870 --> 00:35:08,657
I don't want to have
another sibling.
Shh.

695
00:35:08,657 --> 00:35:12,327
♪ I want a baby sister ♪

696
00:35:13,495 --> 00:35:14,813
[ Giggles ]

697
00:35:14,813 --> 00:35:16,798
I really don't want
another sibling.

698
00:35:16,798 --> 00:35:19,618
[ Squeals ]
I already got her
annoying me.

699
00:35:19,618 --> 00:35:22,404
I don't want someone else
annoying me.

700
00:35:22,404 --> 00:35:24,623
I want a baby sister!

701
00:35:24,623 --> 00:35:26,591
Aw, Trey.

702
00:35:26,591 --> 00:35:29,728
♪ I want a baby sister ♪

703
00:35:29,728 --> 00:35:31,813
Man: One, two, three.

704
00:35:31,813 --> 00:35:33,682
Cheese.
Cheese.
I'm pregnant.

705
00:35:33,682 --> 00:35:36,284
Ahh! [ Laughs ]

706
00:35:37,702 --> 00:35:40,622
That's not true, is it?
It's true.

707
00:35:40,622 --> 00:35:43,291
[ Laughter ]

708
00:35:46,311 --> 00:35:47,646
What's that?

709
00:35:47,646 --> 00:35:50,598
Woman: A picture
of baby brother or sister.

710
00:35:50,598 --> 00:35:53,485
Oh, my God. [ Groans ]

711
00:35:58,340 --> 00:35:58,973
[ Chuckles ]

712
00:35:58,973 --> 00:36:01,559
Really?
This is the surprise?

713
00:36:01,559 --> 00:36:03,011
Yeah!

714
00:36:03,011 --> 00:36:05,580
You get your own baby
to play with.

715
00:36:10,352 --> 00:36:11,853
[ Chuckles ]

716
00:36:11,853 --> 00:36:15,540
[ Sad trombone plays ]

717
00:36:15,540 --> 00:36:18,209
[ Door slams ]

718
00:36:20,095 --> 00:36:22,997
The laughs have been plenty.
The competition is tight.

719
00:36:22,997 --> 00:36:26,034
Now let's see who takes home
20 grand tonight.

720
00:36:26,034 --> 00:36:30,839
First up, a young superhero
counts his abs and gets 10,

721
00:36:30,839 --> 00:36:33,842
but something doesn't add up,
so he counts them again.

722
00:36:33,842 --> 00:36:35,877
It's "Six Pack Swagger Bragger,"

723
00:36:35,877 --> 00:36:39,781
sent in by Donna Timm
from Jonesboro, Arkansas.

724
00:36:39,781 --> 00:36:40,682
[ Applause ]

725
00:36:40,682 --> 00:36:42,634
I got 10 abs.

726
00:36:42,634 --> 00:36:44,519
Woman: You got 10 abs?

727
00:36:44,519 --> 00:36:45,670
Where are they at?

728
00:36:45,670 --> 00:36:48,073
Right here.
Let me see.

729
00:36:48,073 --> 00:36:51,276
I think you might need
to recount them.

730
00:36:52,727 --> 00:36:55,630
One, two, three, four,
five, six.

731
00:36:55,630 --> 00:36:57,415
I got six abs.

732
00:36:57,415 --> 00:36:58,800
[ Chuckles ]

733
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:01,703
Joining us are Donna,
her husband, Jeremy,

734
00:37:01,703 --> 00:37:03,021
and their son, J,

735
00:37:03,021 --> 00:37:07,225
who is five years older than he
was when they shot this video.

736
00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:10,995
Now, Jay, did you ever think
that counting your abs

737
00:37:10,995 --> 00:37:13,598
might get you on television?

738
00:37:13,598 --> 00:37:15,633
No. Never.

739
00:37:15,633 --> 00:37:16,801
No chance of that?

740
00:37:16,801 --> 00:37:19,771
Now, listen, if you win tonight,
you'll get 20 grand.

741
00:37:19,771 --> 00:37:22,741
And we've already counted it
for you, okay?

742
00:37:22,741 --> 00:37:24,559
[ Laughter ]

743
00:37:24,559 --> 00:37:26,711
Alright. Good luck, y'all.

744
00:37:26,711 --> 00:37:28,229
All: Thank you.

745
00:37:28,229 --> 00:37:31,232
Next up, a mom has a prank
she's been planning for years,

746
00:37:31,232 --> 00:37:34,886
and her daughter's
reaction is music to her ears.

747
00:37:34,886 --> 00:37:36,921
It's "Long Tongue Tomfoolery,"

748
00:37:36,921 --> 00:37:40,892
sent in by Kellie Edwards
from Butler, Pennsylvania.

749
00:37:40,892 --> 00:37:42,894
Mnh. Mhh.

750
00:37:42,894 --> 00:37:45,563
[ Laughter ]

751
00:37:45,563 --> 00:37:46,681
Mnh!

752
00:37:46,681 --> 00:37:49,317
[ Screaming ]

753
00:37:53,638 --> 00:37:56,324
[ Laughter ]

754
00:37:58,993 --> 00:38:00,795
Joining us are Shaun, Kellie,

755
00:38:00,795 --> 00:38:03,231
and her children,
Emma, Mackenzie, and Will.

756
00:38:03,231 --> 00:38:07,035
Now, Kellie, I hear
you've pulled a few pranks

757
00:38:07,035 --> 00:38:08,853
on your kids over the years.

758
00:38:08,853 --> 00:38:11,022
Now, I'm guessing
they're a little suspicious

759
00:38:11,022 --> 00:38:12,957
whenever you say,
"Come here,

760
00:38:12,957 --> 00:38:14,092
I want to show you something,"
right?

761
00:38:14,092 --> 00:38:16,811
Oh, they had no idea
about this one.

762
00:38:16,811 --> 00:38:18,863
[ Laughter ]

763
00:38:18,863 --> 00:38:21,800
Well, kids, hopefully
you'll get a chance

764
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,902
to get her back someday,
right?

765
00:38:23,902 --> 00:38:25,737
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.

766
00:38:25,737 --> 00:38:27,689
Alright. Good luck, y'all.

767
00:38:27,689 --> 00:38:28,990
Kellie: Thank you.

768
00:38:28,990 --> 00:38:31,109
And finally,
a brother takes the wheel,

769
00:38:31,109 --> 00:38:33,044
but can't control
where he's going.

770
00:38:33,044 --> 00:38:36,898
His sister doesn't say a word,
but her annoyance is showing.

771
00:38:36,898 --> 00:38:38,833
It's "Navigation Frustration,"

772
00:38:38,833 --> 00:38:42,620
sent in by Andrew Nelson
from Lakeville, Minnesota.

773
00:38:42,620 --> 00:38:45,106
[ Indistinct shouting ]

774
00:38:45,106 --> 00:38:47,208
This girl is experiencing
what Mom feels like

775
00:38:47,208 --> 00:38:50,461
when Dad refuses
to ask for directions.

776
00:38:56,551 --> 00:38:59,337
[ Laughter ]

777
00:38:59,938 --> 00:39:02,207
Joining us are Andrew,
his wife, Karen,

778
00:39:02,207 --> 00:39:05,143
and their children,
Sloane, Asher, and Natalie.

779
00:39:05,143 --> 00:39:07,278
Andrew, your kids
have been bugging you

780
00:39:07,278 --> 00:39:09,380
to send in this video
for quite a while.

781
00:39:09,380 --> 00:39:13,885
Safe to say they were pretty
excited about being on "AFV."

782
00:39:13,885 --> 00:39:16,321
Oh, yeah,
we have been so excited,

783
00:39:16,321 --> 00:39:20,041
and they've just been going nuts
about how excited we've been,

784
00:39:20,041 --> 00:39:21,276
so it's been pretty fun.

785
00:39:21,276 --> 00:39:23,094
I love it.
Well, Asher, in a few years,

786
00:39:23,094 --> 00:39:24,929
when you get
your
driver's license,

787
00:39:24,929 --> 00:39:28,099
Sloane will be begging you
to drive
her
places.

788
00:39:28,099 --> 00:39:30,051
Mm-hmm.
[ Laughter ]

789
00:39:30,051 --> 00:39:31,269
Good luck, y'all.

790
00:39:31,269 --> 00:39:33,288
Alright, we're gonna find out
who takes home the cash

791
00:39:33,288 --> 00:39:35,223
in just a minute,
but first let's take a look

792
00:39:35,223 --> 00:39:37,942
at some of the clips
that didn't make our top three

793
00:39:37,942 --> 00:39:40,028
in tonight's
"Honorable Mention."

794
00:39:40,028 --> 00:39:42,997
[ Fanfare plays ]

795
00:39:42,997 --> 00:39:46,000
[ Creak! Whistle! ]

796
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,769
[ Crash! ]

797
00:39:47,769 --> 00:39:50,588
[ Girl laughing ]

798
00:39:50,588 --> 00:39:55,677
♪♪

799
00:39:55,677 --> 00:39:57,779
[ Snap! ]
Ahh!

800
00:39:59,964 --> 00:40:01,015
[ Boing! ]

801
00:40:01,015 --> 00:40:03,935
[ Whirl! ]

802
00:40:03,935 --> 00:40:06,588
[ Splash! ]
[ All scream ]

803
00:40:07,805 --> 00:40:10,441
[ Woman laughing ]

804
00:40:12,944 --> 00:40:15,697
[ Cheers and applause ]

805
00:40:16,981 --> 00:40:19,033
Okay, it's time to hand out
tonight's prizes --

806
00:40:19,033 --> 00:40:21,185
$20,000 for first,
$6,000 for second,

807
00:40:21,185 --> 00:40:23,221
and $4,000 for third.
Here we go.

808
00:40:23,221 --> 00:40:27,008
Our third-place,
$4,000 winner is...

809
00:40:27,008 --> 00:40:30,028
"Navigation Frustration,"
sent in by Andrew Nelson

810
00:40:30,028 --> 00:40:32,964
from Lakeville, Minnesota.
[ Cheers and applause ]

811
00:40:32,964 --> 00:40:34,132
Thank you!

812
00:40:34,132 --> 00:40:36,150
And the winner of the $20,000

813
00:40:36,150 --> 00:40:39,103
and tonight's
funniest home video is...

814
00:40:39,103 --> 00:40:41,022
"Long Tongue Tomfoolery,"

815
00:40:41,022 --> 00:40:43,091
sent in by Kellie Edwards
from Butler, Pennsylvania.

816
00:40:43,091 --> 00:40:46,060
We have Kellie, Emma, Mackenzie,
Will, and Shaun.

817
00:40:46,060 --> 00:40:47,895
[ Cheers and applause ]

818
00:40:47,895 --> 00:40:51,249
Congratulations!

819
00:40:51,249 --> 00:40:55,219
Now, Kellie, you bought
the fake tongue years ago,

820
00:40:55,219 --> 00:40:58,172
but you only recently used it
for this prank.

821
00:40:58,172 --> 00:41:00,008
What made you wait?

822
00:41:00,008 --> 00:41:02,076
Yes!
Um, it just --

823
00:41:02,076 --> 00:41:04,178
Life got ahead of me and --

824
00:41:04,178 --> 00:41:05,330
You guys, wait a minute.

825
00:41:05,330 --> 00:41:09,450
Life got ahead of me
and it got thrown into a drawer

826
00:41:09,450 --> 00:41:11,953
and we found it
and we just looked at each other

827
00:41:11,953 --> 00:41:13,438
and said, "Let's do it."

828
00:41:13,438 --> 00:41:16,724
And so we set up the camera,
called the kids up,

829
00:41:16,724 --> 00:41:18,159
and it just happened.

830
00:41:18,159 --> 00:41:20,845
I love it.
Now, Emma and Mackenzie,

831
00:41:20,845 --> 00:41:22,196
you looked stunned

832
00:41:22,196 --> 00:41:25,850
when it seemed your mom's
tongue had been pulled out.

833
00:41:25,850 --> 00:41:27,268
Is it as funny to you now,

834
00:41:27,268 --> 00:41:30,188
as clearly it was
to everyone else?

835
00:41:30,188 --> 00:41:32,924
What do you think?
Yeah, it's really funny.

836
00:41:32,924 --> 00:41:34,959
Yeah,
I think it's very funny.

837
00:41:34,959 --> 00:41:36,144
Well, you know what?

838
00:41:36,144 --> 00:41:38,346
Well, let this be a lesson
to everyone at home --

839
00:41:38,346 --> 00:41:42,016
pulling pranks or tongues
can really pay off.

840
00:41:42,016 --> 00:41:43,217
[ Laughter ]

841
00:41:43,217 --> 00:41:44,969
So, congratulations.

842
00:41:44,969 --> 00:41:49,774
You got $20,000
and a shot at $100,000!

843
00:41:49,774 --> 00:41:50,992
Wow. Thank you.

844
00:41:50,992 --> 00:41:53,011
$100,000?!

845
00:41:53,011 --> 00:41:55,296
For a shot
at $100,000.

846
00:41:55,296 --> 00:41:57,215
Well, that's the end
of the show.

847
00:41:57,215 --> 00:41:58,499
Be sure to tip your parents

848
00:41:58,499 --> 00:42:01,953
and please exit your living room
in an orderly fashion.

849
00:42:01,953 --> 00:42:03,371
[ Laughter ]
We'll see you next time.

850
00:42:03,371 --> 00:42:04,555
And don't forget --
if you upload a video

851
00:42:04,555 --> 00:42:07,108
and it airs on the show,
we'll send you an "AFV" T-shirt.

852
00:42:07,108 --> 00:42:08,326
So, good night everybody,
and remember --

853
00:42:08,326 --> 00:42:11,145
send your video to me,
you might win 20 G's.

854
00:42:11,145 --> 00:42:13,214
Good night, y'all!

855
00:42:13,214 --> 00:42:15,967
[ Cheers and applause ]

856
00:42:15,967 --> 00:42:18,970
-- Captions by Verbit --

857
00:42:18,970 --> 00:42:27,145
♪♪

858
00:42:27,145 --> 00:42:35,820
♪♪

859
00:42:35,820 --> 00:42:43,995
♪♪

860
00:42:43,995 --> 00:43:02,597
♪♪