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Ribeiro: Tonight on "AFV's"
Halloween episode...

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[ Witch cackling ]

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[ Chain saw buzzes ]

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[ Dogs barking ]

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Ahh!

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Wanna hug?
[ Thunder crashes ]

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Ahh!

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[ Car door closes ]
That was close!

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Welcome to "America's
Funniest Home Videos."

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And now here he is,
the host of our show --

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Alfonso Ribeiro!

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Whoo-whee!

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Let's do this, y'all!

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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Come on, man. Come on.

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Alright.
Thank you, thank you.

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Thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you.

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Welcome to "AFV's"
Halloween show.

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I like Halloween because it's
the one night of the year

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when you can put on a mask,
knock on a stranger's door,

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and demand candy.

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I mean, any other time of the
year, it's kind of weird, right?

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Uh, uh, "Trick or treat!"

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"Sorry, kid,
but it's February,

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and this is a yoga studio."

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[ Laughter ]

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Tonight, "AFV"
is celebrating the holiday

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the only way we know how --
with costumes, scares,

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and a few decisions that
may come back to haunt people.

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[ Laughter ]

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Halloween is a weird time
to get to know the neighbors.

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[ Skeleton shrieks ]

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Carving a pumpkin
takes a lot of guts.

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Woman: Oh!

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Woman: [ Chuckling ]

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What are you doing?

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[ Laughs ]

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Nothing.
What are you doing?

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[ Laughing ] Nothing.

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[ Laughs ]

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Is that the Halloween candy?

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I didn't even know about it.

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[ Laughs ]

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Yeah.

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[ Laughs ]

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Her husband did
not take out the trash,

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but it's not because he forgot.

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[ Evil laughter ]
Ahh!

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[ Rock music plays ]

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[ Indistinct shouting ]

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Ohh!

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I wouldn't want
to run out of candy

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with these guys roaming
the neighborhood.

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Wait, wait, wait.
[ Screams ]

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[ Laughs ]

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Woman: That's awesome!

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Oh, my God, that is awesome.

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That is awesome.

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Oh, my God.

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[ Door closes ]

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♪♪

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Woman: Sophie,
what did you just say?

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So cute?

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Ribeiro: While some kids
only care about Halloween candy,

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others are more concerned that
the talent is holding up okay.

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Mommy!
Yeah?

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[ Chuckles ]
He's got a lot of something.

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Hello.

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Ribeiro:
This woman in a neck brace

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went over
to her neighbor's house

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to get help with her
injured finger.

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It's almost
as if she doesn't know

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that bad things happen
in threes.

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[ Skeleton shrieks ]
Ahh!

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[ Skeleton speaking creepily ]

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Ribeiro: On Halloween,
flattery gets you nowhere.

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[ Scarecrow shrieks ]
Ahh! Ahh!

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[ Shouting indistinctly ]

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[ Applause ]

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I often wonder
what my neighbors think

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is going on at my house.

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Every now and then,
they hear a crash,

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a dog barking,
someone yelling, "I'm okay!"

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and then a bunch of laughter.
[ Chuckles ]

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You know,
now that I think about it,

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that's actually a pretty good
description of our show.

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[ Laughter ]

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[ Laughs ]

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Hey, that car is trying
to leave without her.

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Whew!
That could have been bad.

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Now just hop in.

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Hop in. Hop in!

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♪♪

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[ Groans ]

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Ribeiro:
Most people say "Gotta split"

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when they leave home.

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[ Dog barking ]

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Some questions are
better left unanswered.

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Woman: Hi, mama.
[ Bear growls ]

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[ Dog whimpering ]

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Ribeiro:
Interesting closing technique.

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Ahh!

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I hate this thing.

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[ Groans ]

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[ Feet pounding ]

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This curious little girl
turns a golf cart

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into a getaway vehicle.

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Beep.

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[ Engine revs ]
Whee.

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Woman:
Evelyn, no! No!

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Evelyn, no, no, no, no!

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Cinematically,
it's a great shot of a girl

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wondering what she's done,

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but an amazing shot
of the mom trying to catch up.

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No, no, no! Whew!

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Who's in the mood for turkey?

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[ Groans ]

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Nobody, I hope.

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No.

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What did I trip on?
[ Gasps ]

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Let me out.

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Alright, buddy.
Alright, I love you.

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I love you. Wanna hug?

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[ Thunder crashing ]
Ahh!

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That was close!

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That was right there.

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I don't even know if you should
get out of the car.

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[ Laughs ]

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[ Applause ]

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People love putting their pets
in Halloween costumes.

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The most common one for dogs --
a hot dog.

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Get it?
[ Laughter ]

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What's next,
putting a fish costume

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on your cat
and calling him a catfish?

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Little fins,
tail flopping behind him,

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angry cat face
sticking out of a fish head.

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[ Chuckles ]

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Okay, you know what?
Catfish is adorable.

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Hot dog's fine, too.
You know what?

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Just put costumes
on all your pets.

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[ Laughter ]

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♪♪

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[ Dog barks ]

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♪♪

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[ Dog barking ]

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♪♪

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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Do you have a funny video
worth $20,000?

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What are you waiting for?

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Upload it to AFV.com.

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[ Applause ]

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Attention, all boneheads.

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Before you try anything stupid,

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you should have
a quick safety meeting

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to discuss what could go wrong,
how to prevent it,

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and what to do
in an emergency...

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and then cancel the meeting
due to lack of interest

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and go do whatever it is
you were planning

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and send us the video.

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Man #1: Well, this
ought to be good.

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Man #2: There is --
There is the gator.

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And there is Sam's ball.

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Everyone knows that when your
ball lands near an alligator,

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you take the penalty stroke
and move on.

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Oh, he's backing up.

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No, he's purring,
though.
Yeah, he's gonna lurch.

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He's purring.

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Dude -- Sam --

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Hold on.

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Ribeiro:
They're risking their lives

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for a ball
worth about two bucks.

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Oh, that's -- that's...

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Oh!

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[ Laughter ]

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Please tell me you got
that on video.

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Oh, I got it.

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I got -- That is not a small
gator, by the way.

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Holy -- I think he just
ate the ball.

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Chad: Which foot
are you coming up with?

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Right or left?

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They're both going
at the same time.

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Woman: [ Coughs ]

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[ Chuckles ]

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Chad, why don't you do it
right quick?

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Show 'em how.
[ Laughing ] Oh!

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You do it
with both of your legs.

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Ribeiro:
Here's why dad should stick
to teaching things like shaving.

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Wow.
Boy: Probably
going up with my lap.

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Chad, here,
you do it right quick.

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You ready? Go like this.

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[ Engine revving ]

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[ Up-tempo music playing ]

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They'll be hungry
after all this dancing.

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And something tells me
they'll be ordering in.

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[ Glass breaking ]
Ohh!

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Ribeiro:
Soda in the freezer?

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Interesting choice.

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[ Can pops ]

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I did it.
Can I help you?

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Yeah.

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Look.

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Ribeiro: Hey, Mom,
runaway stroller on your six.

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♪♪

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Woman: [ Laughs ]

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Ohh!

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Where's the brakes
on that thing?

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Ahh!

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[ Laughs ]

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Meet Breanna.

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A.K.A. "The Fence-Buster."

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♪ It's gonna take some time ♪

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Ribeiro: Paul doesn't cut
loose very often,

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but when he does, look out!

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♪ I'm feeling ♪

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[ Women gasping
]

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[ Laughter, applause ]

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Ribeiro: Holy cow.
[ Cow moos ]

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That's a wow.

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[ Cow moos ]

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Man: And, um,
we're having a great day.

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Uh, I thought I heard
maybe a bird kind of crying.

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I was worried I was disturbing
its habitat.

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And, um, then I looked up,
and...

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Oh! Who's that?

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Who's that up in the tree?

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That's -- Oh!
That's Harper D up in the tree.

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Maybe he was after a squirrel

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that was trying to flee.

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[ Applause ]
[ Cow moos ]

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I love all the cute little
trick-or-treaters on Halloween.

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But there's always
that one teenager

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who comes to the door
with no costume,

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just some fake blood
on his face,

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and I'm like,
"Man, it's gonna take more

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than some fake blood
to get
my
candy."

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So he says, "What fake blood?"

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[ Laughter ]

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And I'm all, "Uh,
king size or regular?"

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[ Laughter ]

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Friendly reminder --

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if your neighborhood has
a Michael Myers convention,

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be sure to warn people
in advance.

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[ Laughter ]

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♪♪

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Remember what I said about
bad things happening in threes?

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Same goes for scary things.

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♪♪

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Man: What do you say?

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Woman: What do you say?

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Man: What do you say?
"Trick or treat."

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[ Farts ]

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[ Laughter ]
Boy: I farted.

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Girl: That's the witch.
I remember that watch.

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Man: Yeah?
Yeah.

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Ahh!

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Man: Mike's lining it up.
Hold on.

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I have -- I have lipstick
on my teeth.

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Ribeiro: Wait a minute.

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Who invited
the multiple-film-franchise

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knife-wielding murderer
to the selfie?

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A funny one now?
Man: #1:
Yeah, do a funny one.

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Man: #2: Yeah, do a funny one.
That's good.

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[ Screaming ]

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[ Laughter ]

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00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:21,434
[ Crying ]
Woman: You want to show
Daddy your Elmo costume?

266
00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:24,504
Oh, no!

267
00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:26,806
Harrison! [ Chuckles ]

268
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:29,108
What's the matter?

269
00:13:29,108 --> 00:13:31,778
[ Sobs ]
You don't like it?

270
00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:34,647
[ Sobs ] No.

271
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,082
Whoa!

272
00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:37,750
Alright, well,
you've got a choice.

273
00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:38,951
This is a neat --

274
00:13:38,951 --> 00:13:40,920
really neat choice
that you've got.

275
00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:43,389
You can either have
a can of peas

276
00:13:43,389 --> 00:13:46,359
or Brussels sprouts.

277
00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:47,727
Woman: I'd rather take --

278
00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:49,395
Or -- Or candy!

279
00:13:49,395 --> 00:13:51,431
Ribeiro: Hey, dude,
when kids come to your door,

280
00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:53,666
they want candy, not dad jokes.

281
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,668
[ Laughter ]

282
00:13:56,903 --> 00:13:58,638
Boy: ...treat.
Woman: Hello?

283
00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:00,873
[ Gasps ]
Ohh, a vampire?

284
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:05,845
[ Laughter ]

285
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,780
Oh, a whole vampire...

286
00:14:10,116 --> 00:14:11,984
[ Laughter ]

287
00:14:11,984 --> 00:14:14,087
[ Applause ]

288
00:14:15,621 --> 00:14:17,256
[ Witch cackling ]

289
00:14:17,256 --> 00:14:19,559
[ Thunder crashing ]

290
00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:25,898
[ Cheers and applause ]

291
00:14:27,767 --> 00:14:29,936
Even though
it's our Halloween show,

292
00:14:29,936 --> 00:14:33,306
we like to mix things up
with some non-Halloween videos.

293
00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:34,674
It's like
with trick-or-treaters.

294
00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:36,676
You start with candy,
but then you get

295
00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:38,544
way more kids than expected,

296
00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:40,480
and suddenly you're
handing out raisins,

297
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:43,015
gluten-free pretzels, and
whatever else is in the pantry.

298
00:14:43,015 --> 00:14:44,484
[ Chuckles ]

299
00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:46,452
"Who wants the croutons?"

300
00:14:46,452 --> 00:14:48,554
[ Laughter ]

301
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:51,758
Woman: I was just holding
my croissant out like this

302
00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:53,493
while I was typing,

303
00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,495
and the freaking bird
just grabbed it

304
00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:56,863
out of my ha-- Ahh!

305
00:14:56,863 --> 00:14:58,531
Again!

306
00:14:58,531 --> 00:15:00,600
[ Laughs ]

307
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,969
He did it again!

308
00:15:02,969 --> 00:15:04,937
Boy: Nice shirt.
[ Chuckles ]

309
00:15:04,937 --> 00:15:06,038
Woman:
But what -- That's --

310
00:15:06,038 --> 00:15:07,907
Does it have pictures
or just words?

311
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:10,777
It's just a word, but it has
a switch right there.

312
00:15:10,777 --> 00:15:12,245
And what does it say
on it?

313
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:14,680
Yeah, it says
"Sarcasm mode activated"

314
00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:15,782
and has a switch right there.

315
00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:17,216
But where is that shirt?
Ribeiro: Huh!

316
00:15:17,216 --> 00:15:19,352
I just told you.
Ribeiro:
The shirt he's describing

317
00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:21,788
sort of looks like
the one he's wearing.

318
00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:25,191
Boy: I'm so -- I can text her.
She'll find out.

319
00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:28,161
But did you look
in your closet for it?

320
00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:30,062
I did.
I'm gonna go ask her.

321
00:15:30,062 --> 00:15:32,665
Ribeiro: As always,
it's mom to the rescue.

322
00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:38,805
Boy: Where is the "Sarcasm
mode activated" T-shirt?

323
00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:40,339
Woman #2:
You're wearing it!

324
00:15:40,339 --> 00:15:42,742
Oh, yeah.
[ Laughter ]

325
00:15:44,710 --> 00:15:46,446
Girl: Go closer.

326
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,247
Closer. Closer.

327
00:15:48,247 --> 00:15:49,482
[ Laughter ]
Closer.

328
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:50,683
Man: She's like
a blind shepherd.

329
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:52,351
Now hit. Turn!
Turn a little! Stop!

330
00:15:52,351 --> 00:15:54,454
Ribeiro: The bad news is
she's not hitting the piñata.

331
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:57,590
The good news is they'll have
all the birdseed they can eat.

332
00:15:57,590 --> 00:16:01,327
No! No, Mama!
[ Laughter ]

333
00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:03,429
Mama, Stop! Mama!

334
00:16:03,429 --> 00:16:05,264
That's not the piñata!

335
00:16:05,264 --> 00:16:07,700
[ Laughter ]

336
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:09,035
Ribeiro:
She could use a little help,

337
00:16:09,035 --> 00:16:10,837
but based on the way
she's swinging,

338
00:16:10,837 --> 00:16:13,272
I'm not surprised
no one's rushing over.

339
00:16:13,272 --> 00:16:15,475
[ Laughter continues ]

340
00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:21,113
Woman:
What are you scared of?

341
00:16:21,113 --> 00:16:22,348
What are you scared of?

342
00:16:22,348 --> 00:16:24,150
Dinosaur.

343
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:25,685
Dinosaur?
Yeah.

344
00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:27,520
You see a dinosaur
over there?

345
00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,522
Ribeiro: He thinks
that excavator's a dinosaur.

346
00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:32,325
Mom just hopes that
whatever it is can build a pool

347
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,126
that they promised
would only take six weeks.

348
00:16:34,126 --> 00:16:36,229
Scooper truck.

349
00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:39,198
That's just
a scooper truck.
[ Babbles ]

350
00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:42,768
When you have a lot of land,

351
00:16:42,768 --> 00:16:45,304
a golf cart's nice
to have around.

352
00:16:45,304 --> 00:16:47,106
Man: Watch it.

353
00:16:47,106 --> 00:16:49,041
[ Tires screech ]

354
00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:51,310
Whew! Good thing that SUV
was there to stop them.

355
00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:52,845
Woman:
I think I hit it.

356
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,347
It's gonna hit.

357
00:16:54,347 --> 00:17:04,723
♪♪

358
00:17:04,723 --> 00:17:06,692
[ Chuckling ] Wish I knew
what they ordered.

359
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,396
Ribeiro: The dogs
are pretty nonchalant.

360
00:17:10,396 --> 00:17:12,598
I think they've seen
this routine before.

361
00:17:17,569 --> 00:17:20,406
Woman: Skiing.
Cross-country skiing.

362
00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:21,907
Water skiing.
Ice skating.

363
00:17:21,907 --> 00:17:22,909
Man:
Yeah, there you go.

364
00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:25,044
[ Laughs ]
Oh! A banana.

365
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,512
Sometimes a clue
is also a warning.

366
00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:31,551
[ Gasps ] Grandpa.
Making cookies.

367
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,586
Hey, Dad!
Oh, no!

368
00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:35,087
Your grill!
Do we lift it up?

369
00:17:35,087 --> 00:17:37,123
Ahh!
Do we lift it up?

370
00:17:37,123 --> 00:17:39,525
[ Screaming ]

371
00:17:39,525 --> 00:17:42,428
Dad!
[ Laughs ]

372
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:49,068
Why do I have to rate
everything now?

373
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:52,038
Every transaction ends
with somebody asking,

374
00:17:52,038 --> 00:17:53,539
"How'd we do?"

375
00:17:53,539 --> 00:17:56,242
I don't know!
You handed me a sandwich.

376
00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:58,811
Apparently, my opinion
is pretty valuable,

377
00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:00,947
so I guess I'm gonna
keep giving it.

378
00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:03,282
I'm gonna give you my two cents,

379
00:18:03,282 --> 00:18:06,185
which is about as worthless
as two actual cents.

380
00:18:08,154 --> 00:18:11,557
My two cents --
jumping on the bed can be fun,

381
00:18:11,557 --> 00:18:14,627
but it has to be
the right type of bed.

382
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:20,433
[ Laughs ]

383
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:21,968
Do I have to ask?

384
00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:23,369
Ow!

385
00:18:23,369 --> 00:18:25,538
Did that hurt?
Yeah, it hurt.

386
00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:27,273
A baseball bulletin --

387
00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:29,508
unless you want
the whole team to end up in Oz,

388
00:18:29,508 --> 00:18:32,111
you might want to cancel
the game.

389
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:35,448
Woman: Ah!

390
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:39,485
It's a "twista"!

391
00:18:39,485 --> 00:18:42,254
Oh! It's really going.

392
00:18:42,254 --> 00:18:44,457
[ Indistinct shouting ]

393
00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:48,060
A playroom pointer --

394
00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:50,896
when you tell your toddler
to put his toys away,

395
00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:54,200
make sure he knows
he's
not one of them.

396
00:18:54,200 --> 00:19:03,242
♪♪

397
00:19:03,242 --> 00:19:04,910
A lounging lesson --

398
00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:06,912
there's such a thing
as patio furniture

399
00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:09,248
that's too comfortable.

400
00:19:09,248 --> 00:19:15,454
♪♪

401
00:19:15,454 --> 00:19:17,757
Woman: I've never even seen
such a thing.

402
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,227
A weather warning --

403
00:19:21,227 --> 00:19:23,396
if you want to see
how bad the storm is,

404
00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:25,965
maybe just look out the window.

405
00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:27,967
[ Water rushing ]

406
00:19:35,207 --> 00:19:36,909
Man: That didn't help.

407
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:38,811
This has been My Two Cents.

408
00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:40,680
And you can take that
to the bank.

409
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,649
[ Applause ]

410
00:19:43,649 --> 00:19:45,885
Children: Hey, Alfonso!

411
00:19:47,386 --> 00:19:49,655
Okay. Hey, Alfonso!

412
00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:52,525
Hey, Alfonso!
We want
more scare videos!

413
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,727
Moo-ah!

414
00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:57,563
Okay, Evan and Carolyn,
you want more scare videos?

415
00:19:57,563 --> 00:19:59,265
Don't worry.
We have so many,

416
00:19:59,265 --> 00:20:01,067
it's frightening.

417
00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:03,536
Ghosts: Ooh!
[ Evil laughter ]

418
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:06,672
[ Eerie music playing ]

419
00:20:06,672 --> 00:20:08,808
The one girl's distracted
by her phone,

420
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:11,711
but not too distracted
to become dad's accomplice.

421
00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:16,916
Ahh!

422
00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:22,588
There's something less than
comforting on her comforter.

423
00:20:22,588 --> 00:20:24,724
Ahh!

424
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:27,093
Why did you guys do that to me?!

425
00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:32,498
Ribeiro: As if having to use a
porta potty wasn't bad enough.

426
00:20:32,498 --> 00:20:34,700
[ Chain saw buzzes ]

427
00:20:36,335 --> 00:20:39,138
[ Laughter ]

428
00:20:39,138 --> 00:20:41,474
Man: Wait.

429
00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:44,577
[ Eerie music playing ]

430
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,479
Hold on.
Keep your eyes closed.

431
00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:47,747
I'm keeping my...

432
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:50,282
Keep your eyes closed.

433
00:20:50,282 --> 00:20:51,717
Alright. I got it.

434
00:20:51,717 --> 00:20:52,985
Ribeiro:
This guy makes a strong case

435
00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:54,987
for Halloween's best photobomb.

436
00:20:56,622 --> 00:20:58,824
Ahh!
[ Laughs ]

437
00:21:01,293 --> 00:21:02,962
She's not scared.

438
00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:04,897
She's imitating.

439
00:21:04,897 --> 00:21:06,799
Girl: A-ha! A-ha!

440
00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:09,935
A-ha! A-ha! Ah!

441
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:11,237
[ Indistinct conversations ]

442
00:21:11,237 --> 00:21:12,671
Clown:
Hey, who's the bad kid?

443
00:21:12,671 --> 00:21:14,673
Woman:
This is the bad kid.
Oh, yeah!

444
00:21:14,673 --> 00:21:17,243
Ribeiro: In this case,
the bad kid happens to be

445
00:21:17,243 --> 00:21:18,911
the fastest kid
in the neighborhood.

446
00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:21,113
[ Laughs ]

447
00:21:23,249 --> 00:21:25,017
[ Laughing ]
Sean! Come back!

448
00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:26,752
Come back!

449
00:21:26,752 --> 00:21:28,654
Come back! Sean!

450
00:21:28,654 --> 00:21:30,956
[ Crickets chirping ]

451
00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:32,792
[ Eerie music playing ]

452
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:35,361
[ Growls ]
Ahh! Ahh!

453
00:21:35,361 --> 00:21:37,863
Good prank,
but I think I'll find a way

454
00:21:37,863 --> 00:21:40,933
to scare my kids without hopping
into a stinky old trash can,

455
00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:43,269
thank you very much.

456
00:21:51,777 --> 00:21:53,813
[ Doll shrieks ]

457
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:55,981
[ Laughter ]

458
00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:58,017
[ Applause ]

459
00:22:03,222 --> 00:22:05,191
[ Cheers and applause ]

460
00:22:05,191 --> 00:22:08,160
You ever get an estimate
from a contractor and think,

461
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,529
"For that much money,
I could do it myself??

462
00:22:10,529 --> 00:22:12,131
Yeah, that feeling goes away

463
00:22:12,131 --> 00:22:14,466
after you've made three trips
to the hardware store,

464
00:22:14,466 --> 00:22:15,968
bought five new power tools,

465
00:22:15,968 --> 00:22:17,503
and somehow turned off the water

466
00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:19,939
to the Outback Steakhouse
down the street.

467
00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:24,143
Suddenly that professional's
quote seems
very
reasonable.

468
00:22:27,046 --> 00:22:28,881
Ladders can be dangerous,

469
00:22:28,881 --> 00:22:31,050
so always make sure
someone else is around.

470
00:22:34,253 --> 00:22:36,555
Otherwise, there won't be
anyone to yell at you.

471
00:22:41,093 --> 00:22:44,263
For gosh sake.

472
00:22:44,263 --> 00:22:46,165
Is this a good idea
to do alone?

473
00:22:46,165 --> 00:22:47,600
Yeah.

474
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:49,235
[ Groans ]

475
00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:55,608
The bar comes off
those portable steps.

476
00:22:58,744 --> 00:23:01,013
Momentum does the rest.

477
00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:04,783
Whew!

478
00:23:05,484 --> 00:23:06,986
Woman:
Okay, so, is this, like,

479
00:23:06,986 --> 00:23:09,221
whole outer part
supposed to come out?

480
00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:11,023
'Cause it is coming out.

481
00:23:11,023 --> 00:23:13,058
She's trying to figure out
how to install

482
00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:15,995
her new air conditioner,
but there are simpler ways

483
00:23:15,995 --> 00:23:17,730
to improve a home's air flow.

484
00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:19,932
But this is --
Oh, my God.

485
00:23:19,932 --> 00:23:22,134
[ Glass breaking ]
[ Gasps ]

486
00:23:25,271 --> 00:23:27,539
Her gardener disappeared
with zero notice.

487
00:23:30,042 --> 00:23:32,044
But he's not the only one.

488
00:23:36,315 --> 00:23:37,650
[ Woman speaking indistinctly ]

489
00:23:37,650 --> 00:23:39,518
She's keeping
an eye on the kids

490
00:23:39,518 --> 00:23:41,353
and an eye on the tiller.

491
00:23:43,222 --> 00:23:45,524
Maybe she should keep
both
eyes on the tiller.

492
00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:51,897
[ Groans ]

493
00:23:51,897 --> 00:23:53,999
You wanna make sure
it's unplugged.

494
00:23:58,137 --> 00:24:00,572
[ Plug thuds ]

495
00:24:00,572 --> 00:24:02,474
So, it goes there.

496
00:24:02,474 --> 00:24:05,544
You want to keep everything
nice and close to you.

497
00:24:05,544 --> 00:24:08,614
So then
when you open this up...

498
00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:10,182
[ Air conditioner thuds ]

499
00:24:10,182 --> 00:24:13,786
There. All done.

500
00:24:13,786 --> 00:24:15,788
Lock everything up.

501
00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:19,491
Call it a day.

502
00:24:21,493 --> 00:24:23,595
Ribeiro:
They make a good team.

503
00:24:25,197 --> 00:24:27,833
Whether they made a good frame
remains to be seen.

504
00:24:27,833 --> 00:24:36,342
♪♪

505
00:24:36,342 --> 00:24:38,711
Oh, well.
More firewood for the winter.

506
00:24:41,213 --> 00:24:43,515
Sometimes you decide
to call it a day

507
00:24:43,515 --> 00:24:45,651
five seconds too late.

508
00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:50,356
[ Thud ]

509
00:24:50,356 --> 00:24:52,358
[ Applause ]

510
00:24:53,826 --> 00:24:55,294
It's time for "Versus."

511
00:24:55,294 --> 00:24:58,263
Join us as fast-flying mammals
who swoop through the air

512
00:24:58,263 --> 00:25:01,667
take on costumed crime fighters
in dark underwear.

513
00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:03,068
[ Bell dings ]

514
00:25:03,068 --> 00:25:05,037
Tonight on "Versus"...

515
00:25:08,841 --> 00:25:12,277
Batman is up first, and he's
ready to clean up the streets...

516
00:25:12,277 --> 00:25:14,480
one low blow at a time.

517
00:25:17,683 --> 00:25:19,385
The bats are ready
to take flight.

518
00:25:19,385 --> 00:25:21,987
This little guy gives her
quite a fright.

519
00:25:21,987 --> 00:25:23,589
Woman: Not as many
as there were the --

520
00:25:23,589 --> 00:25:25,924
[ Laughing ] Ahh!

521
00:25:28,027 --> 00:25:30,462
Ribeiro: Batman's back,
and he's taking a stand...

522
00:25:30,462 --> 00:25:32,831
against the IRS.

523
00:25:33,799 --> 00:25:36,035
But the bats still have
something up their sleeves,

524
00:25:36,035 --> 00:25:38,137
and these homeowners
are ready to leave.

525
00:25:38,137 --> 00:25:39,838
Man: Like that.
[ Woman screams ]

526
00:25:39,838 --> 00:25:42,174
[ Laughs ]

527
00:25:42,174 --> 00:25:45,077
What's this?
Batman has taken to the sea,

528
00:25:45,077 --> 00:25:48,547
and this Caped Crusader
is cruising for victory.

529
00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:50,849
Cruise, Batman, cruise.

530
00:25:52,184 --> 00:25:54,053
A giant bat
has joined the staff,

531
00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:56,722
and everyone but this woman
is ready to laugh.

532
00:25:56,722 --> 00:25:58,824
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!

533
00:25:58,824 --> 00:26:00,492
Man: [ Laughs ]

534
00:26:00,492 --> 00:26:02,861
Batman and Spider-Man
go toe to toe,

535
00:26:02,861 --> 00:26:05,697
but this crossover is a no-go.

536
00:26:05,697 --> 00:26:07,199
Man: Hey! Ohh!

537
00:26:07,199 --> 00:26:09,034
The bats have
one last chance to strike,

538
00:26:09,034 --> 00:26:12,004
and this guy gets
a bat cave exit he won't like.

539
00:26:12,004 --> 00:26:13,605
[ Bats squeaking ]
Ahh!

540
00:26:13,605 --> 00:26:15,007
[ Woman laughs ]

541
00:26:15,007 --> 00:26:16,675
[ Bell dings ]

542
00:26:16,675 --> 00:26:18,677
And the winner is...

543
00:26:20,679 --> 00:26:22,147
...Batman!

544
00:26:22,147 --> 00:26:24,183
[ Woman laughs ]

545
00:26:24,183 --> 00:26:26,785
Join us next time
as the super-zeroes take on...

546
00:26:29,121 --> 00:26:33,625
...Reptile Jedis, on "Versus."

547
00:26:33,625 --> 00:26:35,894
[ Dramatic music playing ]

548
00:26:39,064 --> 00:26:41,200
Fences, gates, walls

549
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,102
are all designed
to send the same message --

550
00:26:43,102 --> 00:26:44,703
"Thou shalt not pass."

551
00:26:44,703 --> 00:26:47,306
But people hear that and think,
"Wanna bet?"

552
00:26:47,306 --> 00:26:49,007
[ Chuckles ]
Well, let's see who wins

553
00:26:49,007 --> 00:26:51,910
this battle of the barriers
set to music.

554
00:26:51,910 --> 00:26:54,413
♪ Shoot for the moon,
and you'll land on the sun ♪

555
00:26:54,413 --> 00:26:57,616
♪ You gotta jump right in,
gotta go and get it done ♪

556
00:26:57,616 --> 00:27:00,586
♪ If you wait around for luck,
you'll be waiting in the dust ♪

557
00:27:00,586 --> 00:27:03,689
Man: [ Laughs ]
♪ Tick-tock, time's up ♪

558
00:27:03,689 --> 00:27:06,625
♪ There's a hundred million
reasons to go and make a move ♪

559
00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:08,694
♪ Alright ♪
♪ So what's stopping you? ♪

560
00:27:08,694 --> 00:27:10,662
♪ What, what's stopping you? ♪

561
00:27:13,165 --> 00:27:14,833
♪ What's stopping you? ♪
Woman: Oh! Mike!

562
00:27:14,833 --> 00:27:16,969
♪ What, what's stopping you? ♪

563
00:27:18,070 --> 00:27:19,638
[ Fabric tears ]
Ahh!

564
00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:20,873
♪ What's stopping you? ♪

565
00:27:20,873 --> 00:27:22,074
♪ What, what's stopping you? ♪

566
00:27:22,074 --> 00:27:23,642
♪ Busting like a tidal wave ♪

567
00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:25,344
♪ Super power every day ♪

568
00:27:25,344 --> 00:27:26,745
♪ What's stopping you ♪
Woman: Ohh!

569
00:27:26,745 --> 00:27:28,247
♪ What, what's stopping you? ♪

570
00:27:28,247 --> 00:27:30,716
♪ When the deck is stacked,
just a-hold on tight ♪

571
00:27:30,716 --> 00:27:32,151
♪ You gotta roll up
your sleeves ♪

572
00:27:32,151 --> 00:27:33,952
♪ Gonna get your mind right ♪

573
00:27:33,952 --> 00:27:36,955
♪ If you don't do it now,
you ain't never gonna do it ♪
Ohh!

574
00:27:36,955 --> 00:27:39,858
♪ Just take it from the top
and go enjoy the view ♪

575
00:27:39,858 --> 00:27:43,428
♪ There's a hundred million
reasons to go and make a move ♪

576
00:27:43,428 --> 00:27:44,830
♪ So what's stopping you? ♪

577
00:27:44,830 --> 00:27:46,331
♪ What, what's stopping you? ♪

578
00:27:46,331 --> 00:27:49,434
♪ Come on, come on,
I'm ready to go ♪

579
00:27:49,434 --> 00:27:50,836
♪ What's stopping you? ♪

580
00:27:50,836 --> 00:27:52,437
♪ What, what's stopping you? ♪

581
00:27:52,437 --> 00:27:55,374
♪ Come on, come on,
get the show on the road ♪

582
00:27:55,374 --> 00:27:58,210
♪ What's stopping you,
what, what's stopping you? ♪
[ Laughter ]

583
00:27:58,210 --> 00:28:01,380
♪ Hundred million reasons
to go and make your move ♪
Ohh!

584
00:28:01,380 --> 00:28:03,048
♪ So what's stopping you? ♪

585
00:28:03,048 --> 00:28:05,217
♪ So what's stopping you? ♪
♪ Whew! ♪

586
00:28:05,217 --> 00:28:07,786
♪ Pathetic ♪

587
00:28:07,786 --> 00:28:09,788
♪ Look out ♪

588
00:28:11,056 --> 00:28:13,158
[ Laughter ]

589
00:28:13,158 --> 00:28:16,528
Upload your funny video
to AFV.com.

590
00:28:16,528 --> 00:28:19,198
♪ What, what's stopping you? ♪

591
00:28:19,198 --> 00:28:20,933
♪ Look out ♪

592
00:28:20,933 --> 00:28:22,467
♪ What's stopping you? ♪

593
00:28:22,467 --> 00:28:24,603
♪ What, what's stopping you,
busting like a tidal... ♪

594
00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:29,374
[ Cheers and applause ]

595
00:28:29,374 --> 00:28:31,043
During Halloween,

596
00:28:31,043 --> 00:28:33,545
people have a lot of fun
with the supernatural --

597
00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:36,648
ghosts, spirits, mysterious
forces we can't explain.

598
00:28:36,648 --> 00:28:38,650
Dog owners believe in
a mysterious force too,

599
00:28:38,650 --> 00:28:41,486
the kind that can make
a sandwich disappear

600
00:28:41,486 --> 00:28:44,356
from the countertop
when nobody's looking.

601
00:28:44,356 --> 00:28:47,392
Let's meet some
of the prime suspects.

602
00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:50,195
Calling all canines.

603
00:28:50,195 --> 00:28:53,632
It's time to go to
the "Dog Park."

604
00:28:53,632 --> 00:28:56,168
So I'll get you...

605
00:28:56,168 --> 00:28:58,203
This dog proves
there's a difference

606
00:28:58,203 --> 00:29:01,473
between being afraid of clowns
and simply not liking them.

607
00:29:01,473 --> 00:29:03,508
It's also possible
that his rainbow wig

608
00:29:03,508 --> 00:29:05,877
just looks like a big,
really fun ball.

609
00:29:05,877 --> 00:29:07,512
My wig!

610
00:29:07,512 --> 00:29:12,951
♪♪

611
00:29:17,623 --> 00:29:19,424
Ribeiro: She grabs the kid's
clown nose

612
00:29:19,424 --> 00:29:21,226
and she's off
to start a new life with it.

613
00:29:22,995 --> 00:29:24,730
[ Barking ]

614
00:29:24,730 --> 00:29:28,166
Those dogs found some bones they
have no interest in fetching.

615
00:29:28,166 --> 00:29:41,146
♪♪

616
00:29:41,146 --> 00:29:42,848
Here's what it looks like

617
00:29:42,848 --> 00:29:44,249
when you don't want to leave
the couch,

618
00:29:44,249 --> 00:29:46,485
but would still like
to be somewhere else.

619
00:29:46,485 --> 00:29:57,129
♪♪

620
00:29:57,129 --> 00:29:59,398
Even Rex wants to be a T. rex.

621
00:30:04,269 --> 00:30:07,639
Woman: Are you trying out
your Halloween costume?

622
00:30:07,639 --> 00:30:09,675
Are you going to be
a ghost this year, Pearl?

623
00:30:09,675 --> 00:30:11,743
Who's a good ghost?
That's right.

624
00:30:11,743 --> 00:30:13,345
Who's a good ghost?

625
00:30:13,345 --> 00:30:14,680
That gonna be your Halloween --

626
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:16,515
Oh, maybe you're going to be
a bride.

627
00:30:17,382 --> 00:30:18,517
[ Barks ]

628
00:30:21,153 --> 00:30:25,390
The dog hopes that if
that guy starts playing fetch,

629
00:30:25,390 --> 00:30:27,959
he'll be too busy
to continue killing people.

630
00:30:29,928 --> 00:30:32,597
Looks like this dog has
the same opinion of candy corn

631
00:30:32,597 --> 00:30:34,466
as everybody else.

632
00:30:34,466 --> 00:30:40,939
♪♪

633
00:30:43,875 --> 00:30:45,143
You know what
the world needs now?

634
00:30:54,753 --> 00:30:55,887
I hope you've enjoyed...

635
00:31:03,328 --> 00:31:05,464
Halloween changes
as you get older.

636
00:31:05,464 --> 00:31:06,998
As a kid, you want candy.

637
00:31:06,998 --> 00:31:08,867
As a teenager,
you want to scare people.

638
00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:10,869
As an adult, you just want
the trick or treaters

639
00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:13,138
to wrap it up
so you can turn off the lights,

640
00:31:13,138 --> 00:31:15,140
get in your jammies,
turn on the TV,

641
00:31:15,140 --> 00:31:17,776
and find out
how the husband did it,

642
00:31:17,776 --> 00:31:19,745
because it's always the husband.

643
00:31:19,745 --> 00:31:21,646
[ Laughter ]

644
00:31:21,646 --> 00:31:28,253
♪♪

645
00:31:28,253 --> 00:31:30,055
I don't know
why she's so excited.

646
00:31:30,055 --> 00:31:32,290
It's not like it can sign
for that package.

647
00:31:35,227 --> 00:31:37,429
Okay, count me down.
That is a trebuchet,

648
00:31:37,429 --> 00:31:40,132
which is French for
not good at launching pumpkins.

649
00:31:43,001 --> 00:31:44,636
[ Laughter ]

650
00:31:44,636 --> 00:31:48,673
[ Woman gasps ]

651
00:31:48,673 --> 00:31:51,209
[ Laughter ]

652
00:31:51,209 --> 00:31:56,281
♪♪

653
00:31:56,281 --> 00:31:57,516
Woman: The spider?
Yeah.

654
00:31:57,516 --> 00:32:00,519
It's right there.
Get it off, get it off!

655
00:32:00,519 --> 00:32:03,088
It's right there.
[ Screaming ]

656
00:32:03,088 --> 00:32:05,290
She doesn't understand
that when it's Halloween,

657
00:32:05,290 --> 00:32:08,493
"There's a spider on your pants"
is the ultimate compliment.

658
00:32:08,493 --> 00:32:10,162
[ Crying ]

659
00:32:10,162 --> 00:32:12,097
Hazel,
look at your pants.

660
00:32:12,097 --> 00:32:13,265
There's spiders
all over them.

661
00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:14,800
Get it off!

662
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:15,867
Hazel, it's --

663
00:32:15,867 --> 00:32:18,069
Get it off!

664
00:32:18,069 --> 00:32:20,472
There's ghosts and spiders
on your leg.

665
00:32:20,472 --> 00:32:23,208
Look, you have
Halloween pants on.

666
00:32:23,208 --> 00:32:24,776
Oh.

667
00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:26,278
It's a joke.

668
00:32:26,278 --> 00:32:27,579
Oh.

669
00:32:27,579 --> 00:32:29,281
Was it a bad joke?

670
00:32:29,281 --> 00:32:31,183
It made me cry.

671
00:32:32,884 --> 00:32:34,986
Those hands are better
for scaring people

672
00:32:34,986 --> 00:32:38,657
into giving you their candy
than they are for picking it up.

673
00:32:38,657 --> 00:32:50,902
♪♪

674
00:32:50,902 --> 00:32:52,704
There you go.

675
00:32:56,408 --> 00:32:58,777
This is why you always
check for doorbell cameras

676
00:32:58,777 --> 00:33:00,879
before committing
a Halloween heist.

677
00:33:03,048 --> 00:33:04,483
Man: Hey, Drew, you hear me?

678
00:33:07,052 --> 00:33:08,353
You good?

679
00:33:08,353 --> 00:33:10,856
Hey, don't take any
out of our bowl.

680
00:33:10,856 --> 00:33:13,058
Hey, you gotta
put that all back.

681
00:33:13,058 --> 00:33:15,494
I saw the whole thing.

682
00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:18,263
You can't do that.

683
00:33:18,263 --> 00:33:20,398
Drew, what do you think,
I'm silly?

684
00:33:23,034 --> 00:33:26,771
They told her the Halloween
store was extra scary this year.

685
00:33:26,771 --> 00:33:28,740
But she's not buying it.

686
00:33:29,908 --> 00:33:31,610
...like this.

687
00:33:31,610 --> 00:33:32,644
[ Dog barking ]

688
00:33:32,644 --> 00:33:34,312
[ Yelps ]

689
00:33:35,814 --> 00:33:38,517
If dad suddenly starts
casting spells on people,

690
00:33:38,517 --> 00:33:40,519
remember this moment.

691
00:33:40,519 --> 00:33:45,690
Billy got it
and spilled it and --

692
00:33:45,690 --> 00:33:47,359
[ Laughs ]

693
00:33:47,359 --> 00:33:48,927
Yeah, right.

694
00:33:48,927 --> 00:33:50,428
[ Laughter ]

695
00:33:50,428 --> 00:33:51,563
Did you just see that?

696
00:33:51,563 --> 00:33:53,665
My mom's
50th birthday present

697
00:33:53,665 --> 00:33:56,601
that I gave her
at 4:00 in the morning.

698
00:33:56,601 --> 00:33:59,471
I didn't realize what I did
until after I did it,

699
00:33:59,471 --> 00:34:01,840
and I was wearing this costume

700
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:04,109
that I'm about to show you
as a Grim Reaper costume.

701
00:34:04,109 --> 00:34:05,777
This is what she is seeing.

702
00:34:07,045 --> 00:34:08,947
Man: Happy birthday!
[ Screaming ]

703
00:34:15,186 --> 00:34:18,422
This is why most guys
just give their mom flowers.

704
00:34:23,828 --> 00:34:26,297
Everybody starts Halloween
feeling pretty confident.

705
00:34:26,297 --> 00:34:28,166
The decorations are up,

706
00:34:28,166 --> 00:34:30,201
the costumes look great,
and the candy bowl is full.

707
00:34:30,201 --> 00:34:32,437
Then somebody trips
over a tombstone,

708
00:34:32,437 --> 00:34:33,938
the dog attacks
the inflatable ghost,

709
00:34:33,938 --> 00:34:35,907
and everything goes sideways.

710
00:34:35,907 --> 00:34:38,243
Which is why Halloween is
tonight's "Assignment America."

711
00:34:38,243 --> 00:34:40,579
Now, we've spent all night
showing you tricks and treats

712
00:34:40,579 --> 00:34:41,980
that knock us off our feet.

713
00:34:41,980 --> 00:34:44,949
Now it's time to send us yours.
Jess.

714
00:34:44,949 --> 00:34:48,353
From costume catastrophes
to party punch spills,

715
00:34:48,353 --> 00:34:51,089
send us the video,
we want all the thrills.

716
00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:54,960
Your spooky slip-up could scare
up 20 or even 100 grand.

717
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:57,262
Upload the video to afv.com.

718
00:34:57,262 --> 00:35:00,198
For full contest rules,
log on to afv.com.

719
00:35:00,198 --> 00:35:02,500
When Halloween doesn't
quite go your way,

720
00:35:02,500 --> 00:35:04,970
get it on camera
and send it our way.

721
00:35:04,970 --> 00:35:06,805
[ Laughs evilly ]

722
00:35:06,805 --> 00:35:08,540
Don't go away.

723
00:35:08,540 --> 00:35:10,742
We'll be right back
with "Alfonso's Fab Five" --

724
00:35:10,742 --> 00:35:12,477
Dinosaurs.

725
00:35:17,215 --> 00:35:18,817
[ Applause ]

726
00:35:18,817 --> 00:35:21,653
Museums have all
the big scary dinosaurs.

727
00:35:21,653 --> 00:35:24,055
"AFV" has all the clumsy
and silly ones.

728
00:35:24,055 --> 00:35:27,626
Now, I searched our database
and picked five of my favorites.

729
00:35:31,396 --> 00:35:33,598
My fab five dinosaurs.

730
00:35:33,598 --> 00:35:39,738
♪♪

731
00:35:39,738 --> 00:35:42,907
[ Barks ]

732
00:35:42,907 --> 00:35:44,576
Woman:
And now do me a favor.

733
00:35:44,576 --> 00:35:47,412
Just wave goodbye to
your mom and dad, just in case.

734
00:35:47,412 --> 00:35:49,381
Good. And now turn around
and say goodbye to your nose!

735
00:35:49,381 --> 00:35:50,682
[ Screams ]

736
00:35:54,052 --> 00:35:55,120
Woman: There we go.

737
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:57,155
I'm impressed.

738
00:35:57,155 --> 00:35:59,557
Then again, he's had millions
of years to work on this trick.

739
00:35:59,557 --> 00:36:06,798
♪♪

740
00:36:06,798 --> 00:36:09,367
Man: Get it, Kate.

741
00:36:09,367 --> 00:36:10,735
Woman: Bend your knees.

742
00:36:10,735 --> 00:36:13,204
Some say a giant meteor
caused the dinosaurs

743
00:36:13,204 --> 00:36:15,206
to go extinct.

744
00:36:15,206 --> 00:36:17,776
It's right there.

745
00:36:17,776 --> 00:36:19,444
But I think it was
just falling down

746
00:36:19,444 --> 00:36:21,046
and not being able
to get back up.

747
00:36:21,046 --> 00:36:22,781
Oh, my goodness.
Get up, honey.

748
00:36:27,852 --> 00:36:28,953
Do you need help?

749
00:36:31,089 --> 00:36:32,657
Aah!

750
00:36:35,026 --> 00:36:37,328
Turns out the best way
to escape a T. rex

751
00:36:37,328 --> 00:36:39,597
is 2 miles an hour
in a plastic car.

752
00:36:42,767 --> 00:36:44,769
I wouldn't Jurassic Park
that car

753
00:36:44,769 --> 00:36:47,672
until that thing behind him
tires out and goes to sleep.

754
00:36:47,672 --> 00:36:51,276
♪♪

755
00:36:56,848 --> 00:36:59,250
The laughs have been big.
You've made your selection.

756
00:36:59,250 --> 00:37:01,920
Now let's see who wins
the video election.

757
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:03,855
Let's meet our finalists.

758
00:37:03,855 --> 00:37:06,091
First up, a big school of sharks
swims up the street.

759
00:37:06,091 --> 00:37:08,727
But instead of eating people,
they want something sweet.

760
00:37:08,727 --> 00:37:11,596
It's "Shark Snack Attack" sent
in by Mike Shackleford

761
00:37:11,596 --> 00:37:13,331
from Brunswick, Maryland.

762
00:37:17,869 --> 00:37:19,904
Ohh!

763
00:37:19,904 --> 00:37:21,606
I wouldn't want
to run out of candy

764
00:37:21,606 --> 00:37:23,808
with these guys roaming
the neighborhood.

765
00:37:23,808 --> 00:37:26,911
Wait, wait, wait!
[ Screams ]

766
00:37:26,911 --> 00:37:29,481
Woman: That's awesome.

767
00:37:29,481 --> 00:37:33,918
Oh, my God.
That's awesome.

768
00:37:33,918 --> 00:37:35,987
Joining us are Mike,
his wife Kimberly,

769
00:37:35,987 --> 00:37:37,856
and their daughter Avery.

770
00:37:37,856 --> 00:37:39,691
Now, Mike, safe to say
Halloween is the one night

771
00:37:39,691 --> 00:37:41,559
where seeing a bunch
of predators heading

772
00:37:41,559 --> 00:37:44,696
towards your house
is actually good news, right?

773
00:37:44,696 --> 00:37:45,964
Well,
we just need some more candy,

774
00:37:45,964 --> 00:37:47,332
that's all.

775
00:37:47,332 --> 00:37:50,235
Oh, well, we love that.
So good luck, y'all.

776
00:37:50,235 --> 00:37:52,403
Thank you.
Thank you.

777
00:37:52,403 --> 00:37:55,206
Next up, a teenager searches
with all of his might

778
00:37:55,206 --> 00:37:57,976
for a T-shirt that's
been hiding in plain sight.

779
00:37:57,976 --> 00:38:01,012
It's "T-Shirt Search Party"
sent in by Katie Geddings

780
00:38:01,012 --> 00:38:02,914
from San Antonio, Texas.

781
00:38:04,182 --> 00:38:07,152
But did you look
in your closet for it?

782
00:38:07,152 --> 00:38:08,820
I did.
I'm gonna go ask her.

783
00:38:08,820 --> 00:38:11,322
Ribeiro: As always,
it's mom to the rescue.

784
00:38:11,322 --> 00:38:17,495
Boy: Where is the "Sarcasm
mode activated" T-shirt?

785
00:38:17,495 --> 00:38:19,330
Woman #2:
You're wearing it!

786
00:38:19,330 --> 00:38:21,733
Oh, yeah.
[ Laughter ]

787
00:38:22,967 --> 00:38:25,336
Joining us are Katie,
her husband, Michael,

788
00:38:25,336 --> 00:38:27,505
and their daughters
Sophia and Abigail.

789
00:38:27,505 --> 00:38:30,341
Now, Aiden, the star of the
video couldn't be here tonight,

790
00:38:30,341 --> 00:38:32,110
but I'm assuming it's

791
00:38:32,110 --> 00:38:34,012
because he's looking
for something to wear?

792
00:38:34,012 --> 00:38:37,282
Yes, he's still looking
for his shirt.

793
00:38:37,282 --> 00:38:40,418
Well, alright, okay, that's
fine, but thanks for joining us.

794
00:38:40,418 --> 00:38:41,719
And we're gonna see
you guys in a bit, okay?

795
00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:43,288
Thank you.

796
00:38:43,288 --> 00:38:45,290
Alright.
Good luck, y'all.

797
00:38:45,290 --> 00:38:48,159
And finally, a boy has
a special costume for school,

798
00:38:48,159 --> 00:38:50,962
but his dog takes one look
and loses his cool.

799
00:38:50,962 --> 00:38:52,697
It's "Adorable Clown Takedown"

800
00:38:52,697 --> 00:38:56,034
sent in by Brittany Laird
from Youngsville, Louisiana.

801
00:38:57,368 --> 00:38:59,404
This dog proves
there's a difference

802
00:38:59,404 --> 00:39:02,674
between being afraid of clowns
and simply not liking them.

803
00:39:02,674 --> 00:39:04,709
It's also possible
that his rainbow wig

804
00:39:04,709 --> 00:39:07,078
just looks like a big,
really fun ball.

805
00:39:07,078 --> 00:39:08,713
My wig!

806
00:39:08,713 --> 00:39:17,021
♪♪

807
00:39:17,755 --> 00:39:20,225
Joining us are Brittany,
her husband, Patrick,

808
00:39:20,225 --> 00:39:22,527
their children,
Brody, Barrett, and Brooklyn,

809
00:39:22,527 --> 00:39:23,995
and their dog, Penny.

810
00:39:23,995 --> 00:39:26,831
Now, Barrett, do you think all
of your friends on the bus

811
00:39:26,831 --> 00:39:30,802
had fun watching Penny
going after your clown costume?

812
00:39:31,769 --> 00:39:33,905
Not really.

813
00:39:33,905 --> 00:39:35,940
Well,
I don't know about them,

814
00:39:35,940 --> 00:39:38,243
but I know if I was on that bus,
I would have been enjoying it.

815
00:39:38,243 --> 00:39:40,411
[ Laughter ]

816
00:39:40,411 --> 00:39:42,380
Good luck, y'all.

817
00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:43,715
Thank you.
Alright.

818
00:39:43,715 --> 00:39:45,316
Alright, we're gonna find out
who takes home the cash

819
00:39:45,316 --> 00:39:46,484
in just a minute,
but first,

820
00:39:46,484 --> 00:39:48,019
let's take a look
at some of the clips

821
00:39:48,019 --> 00:39:51,356
that didn't make our top three
in tonight's honorable mention.

822
00:39:51,356 --> 00:40:28,459
♪♪

823
00:40:28,459 --> 00:40:30,461
Okay, it's time
to hand out tonight's prizes.

824
00:40:30,461 --> 00:40:33,564
$20,000 for first, $6,000
for second and $4,000 for third.

825
00:40:33,564 --> 00:40:34,699
Here we go.

826
00:40:34,699 --> 00:40:38,403
Our third place,
$4,000 winner is...

827
00:40:38,403 --> 00:40:39,637
"T-Shirt Search Party"

828
00:40:39,637 --> 00:40:44,108
sent in by Katie Geddings
from San Antonio, Texas.

829
00:40:44,108 --> 00:40:45,877
Thank you.

830
00:40:45,877 --> 00:40:48,079
And the winner of the $20,000

831
00:40:48,079 --> 00:40:51,582
and tonight's funniest home
video is...

832
00:40:51,582 --> 00:40:52,951
"Shark Snack Attack"

833
00:40:52,951 --> 00:40:55,653
sent in by Mike Shackleford
from Brunswick, Maryland.

834
00:40:55,653 --> 00:40:58,423
We have Mike,
Kimberly, and Avery.

835
00:40:58,423 --> 00:41:01,292
Wow. Congratulations.

836
00:41:01,292 --> 00:41:02,827
So, Mike and Kimberly,

837
00:41:02,827 --> 00:41:06,364
I hear you were a little sad
on Halloween

838
00:41:06,364 --> 00:41:09,000
because Avery went
trick or treating

839
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:12,003
with her friends instead of you
for the first time.

840
00:41:12,003 --> 00:41:13,538
Now, how was that?

841
00:41:13,538 --> 00:41:15,573
Uh, it was a little sad,

842
00:41:15,573 --> 00:41:18,843
but, you know, this is part
of growing up and having her,

843
00:41:18,843 --> 00:41:21,679
uh, you know, become
a teenager just a few weeks ago

844
00:41:21,679 --> 00:41:24,349
and is part of life.

845
00:41:24,349 --> 00:41:25,683
It was a life-changing
moment.

846
00:41:25,683 --> 00:41:27,552
But here's the question.

847
00:41:27,552 --> 00:41:30,121
Did you know the sharks
that were coming up your street,

848
00:41:30,121 --> 00:41:32,490
or do you just love sharks?

849
00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:34,258
I'm a swimmer,
so I kind of like sharks.

850
00:41:34,258 --> 00:41:36,294
You kind of like sharks.

851
00:41:36,294 --> 00:41:37,462
Alright, well, you know what?

852
00:41:37,462 --> 00:41:40,064
$20,000 can probably
buy you enough candy

853
00:41:40,064 --> 00:41:44,135
to feed all the sharks you like
swimming with in the ocean.

854
00:41:44,135 --> 00:41:46,838
I think that's a great idea.

855
00:41:46,838 --> 00:41:49,140
Congratulations.
You got $20,000

856
00:41:49,140 --> 00:41:51,476
and a shot at $100,000.

857
00:41:51,476 --> 00:41:54,512
[ Cheers and applause ]

858
00:41:54,512 --> 00:41:56,247
Well, that's our show.

859
00:41:56,247 --> 00:41:58,616
You guys have been
a wonderful audience.

860
00:41:58,616 --> 00:42:01,085
And I don't just say that
because you're the only audience

861
00:42:01,085 --> 00:42:04,088
we've got,
although that does help.

862
00:42:04,088 --> 00:42:05,323
We'll see you next time.

863
00:42:05,323 --> 00:42:06,858
And don't forget,
if you upload a video

864
00:42:06,858 --> 00:42:09,127
and it airs on the show,
we'll send you an "AFV" T-shirt.

865
00:42:09,127 --> 00:42:10,294
So good night, everybody.

866
00:42:10,294 --> 00:42:11,929
And remember,
send your video to me.

867
00:42:11,929 --> 00:42:13,564
You might win 20 G's.
Good night, y'all.

868
00:42:13,564 --> 00:42:16,567
-- Captions by Verbit --

869
00:42:16,567 --> 00:43:02,513
♪♪