1 00:00:01,568 --> 00:00:03,537 Ribeiro: Here's a bite of tonight's "AFV." 2 00:00:03,537 --> 00:00:05,138 We hope it tastes funny. 3 00:00:05,138 --> 00:00:26,660 ♪♪ 4 00:00:26,660 --> 00:00:30,297 Welcome to "America's Funniest Home Videos." 5 00:00:30,297 --> 00:00:39,540 And now, here he is, the host of our show, Alfonso Ribeiro! 6 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:40,941 Let's do this. 7 00:00:40,941 --> 00:00:43,443 [ Cheers and applause ] 8 00:00:43,443 --> 00:00:46,380 Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. 9 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:50,417 Alright. Thank you, thank you. Welcome to the show. 10 00:00:50,417 --> 00:00:52,185 You know, I've got a bad habit. 11 00:00:52,185 --> 00:00:54,054 Whenever I lose something, 12 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:56,456 I immediately accuse everybody else in the house. 13 00:00:56,456 --> 00:00:57,758 "Who moved my keys? 14 00:00:57,758 --> 00:00:59,359 Where's my phone? 15 00:00:59,359 --> 00:01:01,328 What did you guys do with the remote?" 16 00:01:01,328 --> 00:01:03,797 And eventually, I end up finding it exactly where I left it 17 00:01:03,797 --> 00:01:06,800 and quietly walk away hoping nobody noticed. 18 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:08,835 "False alarm." 19 00:01:08,835 --> 00:01:10,737 You know, life can be humbling. 20 00:01:10,737 --> 00:01:14,641 Luckily, watching other people get humbled is a lot more fun. 21 00:01:14,641 --> 00:01:16,376 It sounds a little different. 22 00:01:16,376 --> 00:01:19,680 An example is when we make the "T" or the "D" sound. 23 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:21,582 Ribeiro: The great thing about a green screen 24 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:23,684 is that it lets you control absolutely everything 25 00:01:23,684 --> 00:01:25,419 the audience sees. 26 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:28,388 You have to focus on just using the tip. 27 00:01:28,388 --> 00:01:30,223 Ribeiro: Well, almost everything. 28 00:01:30,223 --> 00:01:31,792 [ Laughter ] 29 00:01:35,395 --> 00:01:37,531 Woman: Did you have some cream cheese this morning? 30 00:01:37,531 --> 00:01:39,766 Ribeiro: Cream cheese is incredibly versatile. 31 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:42,669 But I can think of one place where it doesn't belong. 32 00:01:46,273 --> 00:01:49,409 Child: Let me see. Let me see. 33 00:01:52,179 --> 00:01:54,047 [ Laughter ] 34 00:02:00,654 --> 00:02:03,423 Ribeiro: This is a video so good, it's funny with the sound off. 35 00:02:03,423 --> 00:02:05,492 But it's much funnier with it on. 36 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:08,127 [ Clank! ] 37 00:02:08,127 --> 00:02:09,128 [ Man groans ] 38 00:02:11,264 --> 00:02:13,500 Man: Potty. Wow! 39 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:15,068 Ribeiro: Potty training takes practice. 40 00:02:15,068 --> 00:02:17,004 And even though this is a toy potty, 41 00:02:17,004 --> 00:02:19,406 this kid does not believe in skipping practice. 42 00:02:20,340 --> 00:02:21,508 Man: No, no! 43 00:02:23,410 --> 00:02:25,946 Ribeiro: This driver splashes those pedestrians. 44 00:02:31,284 --> 00:02:33,086 But I'm sure he feels bad about it. 45 00:02:33,086 --> 00:02:39,660 [ Man laughing ] 46 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:42,095 Some people golf for fun. Some people garden. 47 00:02:43,096 --> 00:02:44,798 This guy does... 48 00:02:44,798 --> 00:02:47,467 Whoo-hoo! ...whatever this is. 49 00:02:47,467 --> 00:02:48,869 [ Man groans ] 50 00:02:52,039 --> 00:02:53,507 Can you hold that? 51 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:57,310 Can you hold that? 52 00:02:59,146 --> 00:03:00,380 Can you hold that? 53 00:03:04,117 --> 00:03:05,352 Can you hold that? 54 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:08,188 This little guy trusts his mom. 55 00:03:09,723 --> 00:03:11,825 That's adorable. 56 00:03:11,825 --> 00:03:13,260 Can you hold that? 57 00:03:13,260 --> 00:03:14,561 And temporary. 58 00:03:16,430 --> 00:03:17,831 Can you hold that? 59 00:03:17,831 --> 00:03:20,100 Let's hope this prank doesn't lead to a lifelong fear 60 00:03:20,100 --> 00:03:22,569 of holding things. Unh-unh. 61 00:03:22,569 --> 00:03:25,005 Right there? Right there? 62 00:03:27,107 --> 00:03:29,342 Can you hold that? Yeah. 63 00:03:29,342 --> 00:03:31,278 Where do you want it? There. 64 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:35,716 Right there? 65 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:41,288 [ Laughs ] Uh-oh. 66 00:03:41,288 --> 00:03:42,556 Uh-oh. 67 00:03:46,460 --> 00:03:50,197 I wish I could get as excited about dinner as my dogs do. 68 00:03:50,197 --> 00:03:52,032 I mean, I've had some great meals in my life, 69 00:03:52,032 --> 00:03:54,034 but I've never spun around in a circle 70 00:03:54,034 --> 00:03:56,603 because somebody gave me a bowl of anything. 71 00:03:56,603 --> 00:03:59,806 "Dinner! Dinner! Dinner! Dinner!" 72 00:03:59,806 --> 00:04:02,442 Actually, that does make it more exciting. 73 00:04:02,442 --> 00:04:04,377 Or maybe I'm just dizzy. 74 00:04:04,377 --> 00:04:06,079 You know, watch these clips 75 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:08,281 while I look for a couch to go lie down on. 76 00:04:08,281 --> 00:04:10,117 [ Crash! ] I'm alright. 77 00:04:11,051 --> 00:04:13,620 Calling all canines -- 78 00:04:13,620 --> 00:04:15,622 It's time to go to the Dog Park. 79 00:04:15,622 --> 00:04:17,023 [ Dogs barking ] 80 00:04:18,325 --> 00:04:20,160 Both dogs want to go out. 81 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:22,295 [ Laughs ] Get it on video. 82 00:04:22,295 --> 00:04:23,897 Woman: I am. 83 00:04:23,897 --> 00:04:26,666 Ribeiro: But they show it in different ways. 84 00:04:26,666 --> 00:04:29,970 Woman: Okay. Well, never seen that before. 85 00:04:31,872 --> 00:04:33,173 Woman #2: Go. 86 00:04:33,173 --> 00:04:35,275 Ribeiro: Apparently, this house is running a special. 87 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:37,177 [ Woman laughing ] 88 00:04:37,177 --> 00:04:39,646 Pet one dog, get the second one free. 89 00:04:39,646 --> 00:04:41,648 Woman: Oh, my God. 90 00:04:44,317 --> 00:04:45,385 Do it again. 91 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:48,588 Do it again. 92 00:04:48,588 --> 00:04:50,757 [ Laughter ] 93 00:04:51,424 --> 00:04:56,229 [ Dog barking, vacuum whirring ] 94 00:04:56,229 --> 00:04:57,531 Ribeiro: Oh, sure. 95 00:04:57,531 --> 00:05:00,133 He's real brave when he knows the scary part of 96 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:01,401 the vacuum is in the other room. 97 00:05:05,405 --> 00:05:08,141 Woman: Oliver, you can come in. It's open. 98 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:09,442 Ribeiro: There's working harder 99 00:05:09,442 --> 00:05:10,911 and then there's working smarter. 100 00:05:10,911 --> 00:05:12,379 This dog does neither. 101 00:05:12,379 --> 00:05:14,247 [ Dog barks ] Woman: Go around. 102 00:05:14,247 --> 00:05:18,518 Look. The puppy can do it. Come on. 103 00:05:18,518 --> 00:05:19,686 Come on. 104 00:05:21,254 --> 00:05:22,689 Oliver, just go around. 105 00:05:22,689 --> 00:05:26,193 Ribeiro: Sometimes it takes a puppy to point out the obvious. 106 00:05:26,193 --> 00:05:30,096 Woman: It's open. Look, the puppy's in. And... 107 00:05:30,096 --> 00:05:31,932 Come on, Ol. 108 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:34,100 Oh, yay, you did it. 109 00:05:40,273 --> 00:05:42,108 Ribeiro: Why fight for the toy when you can just 110 00:05:42,108 --> 00:05:44,578 wait for everyone else to stop paying attention? 111 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:56,356 [ Woman laughing ] 112 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:59,626 Woman: Are you happy? Are you sad? 113 00:06:00,827 --> 00:06:02,596 Are you hopeful? 114 00:06:03,797 --> 00:06:06,333 Are you hungry? 115 00:06:06,333 --> 00:06:09,302 [ Laughter ] 116 00:06:09,302 --> 00:06:10,503 I think that's a yes. 117 00:06:10,503 --> 00:06:11,671 [ Knock on door ] 118 00:06:13,073 --> 00:06:15,609 Man: Robbers at the door! [ Knocking continues ] 119 00:06:17,077 --> 00:06:20,447 Stoli. Knock again. 120 00:06:20,447 --> 00:06:21,948 [ Knock on door ] 121 00:06:26,086 --> 00:06:27,988 [ Sighs ] 122 00:06:27,988 --> 00:06:30,156 Ribeiro: Stoli's not much of a watchdog. 123 00:06:30,156 --> 00:06:31,992 Stoli. But interrupt his nap... 124 00:06:31,992 --> 00:06:33,827 There's robbers at the door. 125 00:06:33,827 --> 00:06:37,030 ...and suddenly he takes security very seriously. 126 00:06:47,841 --> 00:06:50,644 Toddlers are incredibly confident for people 127 00:06:50,644 --> 00:06:52,412 who just learned how to walk. 128 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:54,180 They wobble across the room like this... 129 00:06:56,383 --> 00:06:58,184 And you're following right behind them 130 00:06:58,184 --> 00:07:00,220 like a sleep-deprived Secret Service agent. 131 00:07:00,220 --> 00:07:01,488 I mean, they don't know where they're going, 132 00:07:01,488 --> 00:07:03,223 but they need to get there immediately. 133 00:07:03,223 --> 00:07:06,126 So, look out -- the toddlers are on the move. 134 00:07:06,626 --> 00:07:07,894 ♪ I'm on the move ♪ 135 00:07:07,894 --> 00:07:14,868 ♪♪ 136 00:07:14,868 --> 00:07:16,102 ♪ I'm on the move ♪ 137 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:23,710 ♪♪ 138 00:07:23,710 --> 00:07:27,814 [ Indistinct singing ] 139 00:07:27,814 --> 00:07:31,851 ♪ We steppin' out, better lace up the sneakers now ♪ 140 00:07:31,851 --> 00:07:35,889 ♪♪ 141 00:07:35,889 --> 00:07:38,858 ♪ There's only one way to find out ♪ 142 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:41,061 ♪ I'm on the move ♪ 143 00:07:43,863 --> 00:07:45,065 ♪ I'm on the move ♪ 144 00:07:48,001 --> 00:07:49,169 ♪ I'm on the move ♪ 145 00:07:52,105 --> 00:07:54,007 ♪ I'm on the move ♪ 146 00:07:54,007 --> 00:07:56,076 ♪ Here for a really good time ♪ 147 00:07:56,076 --> 00:07:57,477 ♪ I'm on the move ♪ 148 00:08:00,380 --> 00:08:01,715 ♪ I'm on the move ♪ 149 00:08:05,051 --> 00:08:07,087 ♪ I'm the number-one spot and I feature ♪ 150 00:08:07,087 --> 00:08:09,456 ♪ Singin' my song and my voice on the speakers ♪ 151 00:08:09,456 --> 00:08:17,063 ♪♪ 152 00:08:17,063 --> 00:08:20,166 ♪ There's only one way to find out ♪ 153 00:08:21,101 --> 00:08:22,235 ♪ I'm on the move ♪ 154 00:08:25,205 --> 00:08:26,406 ♪ I'm on the move ♪ 155 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:30,510 ♪ I'm on the move ♪ 156 00:08:33,446 --> 00:08:35,648 ♪ I'm on the move ♪ 157 00:08:35,648 --> 00:08:37,417 ♪ Here for a really good time ♪ 158 00:08:37,417 --> 00:08:38,818 ♪ I'm on the move ♪ 159 00:08:41,654 --> 00:08:42,922 ♪ I'm on the move ♪ 160 00:08:42,922 --> 00:08:46,026 Hey, want to see your funny video on TV? 161 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:49,162 Just upload it to AFV.com. 162 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,297 ♪ I'm on the move ♪ 163 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:59,739 ♪♪ 164 00:09:03,510 --> 00:09:06,679 Hey, Alfonso, we want to see some more videos of people doing 165 00:09:06,679 --> 00:09:08,381 really stupid things. 166 00:09:12,152 --> 00:09:14,154 [ Laughter ] 167 00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:15,355 Boy: Ow, my head! 168 00:09:17,023 --> 00:09:18,792 Okay, Payton, Cooper and Wells, 169 00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:21,327 you want more videos of people doing stupid things? 170 00:09:21,327 --> 00:09:23,329 Well, of course. Showing bonehead videos 171 00:09:23,329 --> 00:09:25,298 is a real no-brainer. 172 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:33,173 This toolbox is so big it can hold just about anything. 173 00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:36,076 Including an important lesson in weight distribution. 174 00:09:43,883 --> 00:09:48,421 [ Engine idling ] 175 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:50,056 After she finished mowing the lawn, 176 00:09:50,056 --> 00:09:52,926 she apparently thought the welcome mat needed a trim. 177 00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:04,604 If you've ever thought about launching an egg 178 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:07,607 with a slingshot between your legs... 179 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:10,043 ...allow this guy to save you the trouble. 180 00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:13,346 [ Laughter ] 181 00:10:14,848 --> 00:10:17,917 There are two ways to move a bookshelf -- the easy way 182 00:10:17,917 --> 00:10:20,687 and the way where you leave all the books on it. 183 00:10:20,687 --> 00:10:31,064 ♪♪ 184 00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:34,400 What's that famous saying? What pulls up must pull down? 185 00:10:35,768 --> 00:10:37,670 [ Man groaning ] 186 00:10:40,573 --> 00:10:43,309 Let he who hasn't tried to burn down a wasp nest 187 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:45,278 with a flamethrower, a propane tank, 188 00:10:45,278 --> 00:10:47,947 and a pair of Crocs throw the first stone. 189 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:52,318 [ Woman laughing ] 190 00:10:58,191 --> 00:11:00,960 [ Laughing continues ] 191 00:11:04,731 --> 00:11:07,267 Woman: You got him. You got him? Oh. 192 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:09,269 Ribeiro: This guy's pretty good at frog catching. 193 00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:11,004 Woman: He's a fighter. He's a fighter. 194 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,906 Ribeiro: Not so good at frog keeping. 195 00:11:13,773 --> 00:11:15,275 Woman: What are you gonna do with it? 196 00:11:16,876 --> 00:11:19,145 [ Laughing ] 197 00:11:22,749 --> 00:11:25,251 Ribeiro: When you go boating, sometimes you run out of gas. 198 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:29,088 Sometimes you run out of dock. 199 00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:35,895 If you're looking for an object to jump over, 200 00:11:35,895 --> 00:11:38,665 may I suggest something without handles? 201 00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:42,335 [ Laughter ] 202 00:11:45,905 --> 00:11:50,109 So, this is why so many grocery carts end up with one bad wheel. 203 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,080 Man: Hold on. Hold on! 204 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:04,524 Holy cow, that's a wow! 205 00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:05,925 [ Cow moos ] 206 00:12:05,925 --> 00:12:17,203 ♪♪ 207 00:12:17,203 --> 00:12:18,638 [ Applause ] 208 00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:19,906 [ Cow moos ] 209 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,545 I'm terrible at throwing things away. 210 00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:28,748 I've got cords for phones I haven't owned in 15 years, 211 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:31,651 takeout menus from restaurants that are no longer in business, 212 00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:33,553 and a box in the garage labeled 213 00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:35,722 "important stuff" that I haven't opened since we moved, 214 00:12:35,722 --> 00:12:38,558 but it's obviously too important to throw away. 215 00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:40,593 Anyway, "AFV" has been saving 216 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,061 some pretty interesting stuff, too. 217 00:12:42,061 --> 00:12:43,529 So take a look. 218 00:12:43,529 --> 00:12:45,164 The deck isn't finished. 219 00:12:45,164 --> 00:12:47,600 But I hope his family planning is. 220 00:12:48,635 --> 00:12:51,437 Ohh! That hurt so bad. 221 00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:55,975 Ribeiro: This guy wants to climb the corporate ladder. 222 00:12:55,975 --> 00:12:58,144 His dog just wants to climb him. Come here. 223 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:01,481 Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. 224 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,888 Ribeiro: Huge freezer. Tiny strap. 225 00:13:13,359 --> 00:13:15,461 She just wanted her hair rinsed. 226 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:17,263 Woman: Oh, my God! 227 00:13:17,263 --> 00:13:19,966 Ribeiro: Instead, she got the deluxe package. 228 00:13:23,269 --> 00:13:24,704 Woman: Oh, my God! 229 00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:30,276 Ribeiro: No wonder he walked into it. 230 00:13:30,276 --> 00:13:32,145 Those brake lights weren't working. 231 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:35,014 Ah! 232 00:13:35,848 --> 00:13:36,916 Ugh. 233 00:13:38,217 --> 00:13:39,852 Ribeiro: You spent many hours shopping 234 00:13:39,852 --> 00:13:41,487 for the right ergonomic chair. 235 00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:43,289 You spent a lot of money buying it. 236 00:13:43,289 --> 00:13:45,224 So, call me crazy... 237 00:13:45,224 --> 00:13:46,592 but I say you should use it. 238 00:13:46,592 --> 00:13:49,562 Yes. Yes. 239 00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:52,365 [ Laughter ] 240 00:13:58,004 --> 00:13:59,372 Ribeiro: Momentum... 241 00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:02,742 ...a funny-video show's best friend. 242 00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:08,314 In an office with this many bros, 243 00:14:08,314 --> 00:14:10,483 one of them was bound to choose the worst possible place 244 00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:12,852 to ride a hoverboard for the first time. 245 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:22,195 [ Indistinct conversation ] 246 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,197 She started the day as a vet tech. 247 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:26,099 She went home a cowgirl. 248 00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:32,305 [ Laughter ] 249 00:14:40,913 --> 00:14:45,218 ♪♪ 250 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:46,886 Help me with something. 251 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,821 You're not supposed to grocery shop 252 00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:51,457 when you're hungry because you'll buy everything you see. 253 00:14:51,457 --> 00:14:53,559 But if you shop when you're full, 254 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:55,828 it's the opposite problem -- nothing sounds good. 255 00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:59,165 "Cookies? Eh. Ice cream? No thanks." 256 00:14:59,165 --> 00:15:00,433 I mean, at that point I'm thinking, 257 00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:01,601 "Should I see a doctor? 258 00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:03,536 Something's clearly wrong with me." 259 00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:06,472 So, until I figure out exactly when I should grocery shop, 260 00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:09,642 here are some other things I'm trying to make sense of. 261 00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:16,682 ♪♪ 262 00:15:16,682 --> 00:15:19,786 She doesn't seem convinced that this hammock is up to the task. 263 00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:21,521 But there's only one way to find out. 264 00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:22,522 If I fall... 265 00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:26,893 Oh, my gosh. 266 00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:35,868 ♪♪ 267 00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:39,806 Ribeiro: Her pre-roll ritual has a little more razzle-dazzle than most. 268 00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:50,349 ♪♪ 269 00:15:50,349 --> 00:15:51,951 [ Applause ] 270 00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:56,289 He couldn't even do this if he tried. 271 00:15:58,324 --> 00:15:59,692 But why would he try? 272 00:16:06,432 --> 00:16:09,735 This boy's about to experience the full range of human emotions 273 00:16:09,735 --> 00:16:11,304 in less than 30 seconds. 274 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:12,605 I'm going to fall out. 275 00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:13,940 Woman: No, you're not. 276 00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:22,114 Mama. [ Woman screaming ] 277 00:16:22,114 --> 00:16:24,817 Mama! Mama! 278 00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:27,854 [ Grunts ] 279 00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:34,794 Woman: Just hold on. You're fine. 280 00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:36,996 Child: Just chase it. 281 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,598 Ribeiro: Watching someone try to reason 282 00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,766 with a rooster never gets old. 283 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:49,242 [ Screaming ] 284 00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:51,410 Man: Anytime now. Woman: She's gonna drop it. 285 00:16:51,410 --> 00:16:53,145 Ribeiro: At this dock, the fish need to learn 286 00:16:53,145 --> 00:16:55,748 to be a little more aggressive if they want lunch. 287 00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:57,183 I'm scared. I might just drop it. 288 00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:58,851 -Don't drop it. -Aah! 289 00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:01,320 [ Laughter ] 290 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:03,389 Man: Did you get that on camera? 291 00:17:03,389 --> 00:17:04,957 -Look at that trash can. -What? 292 00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:06,626 There's a squirrel in the trash can. 293 00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:08,060 -Hey! -It looks like a party going on. 294 00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:09,862 Woman: Try and tap on the window and see if it'll come out. 295 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,631 Woman #2: Hey, it's coming. [ Both scream ] 296 00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:13,733 Ribeiro: This little guy hit the jackpot. 297 00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:18,537 Now he's just looking for some ranch to dip it in. 298 00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:21,374 Woman #2: What is he going to do with that? 299 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,809 Woman: Oh, my gosh. He's having the time of his life. 300 00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:30,983 It's always exciting when someone invites you 301 00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:32,251 to their gender reveal. 302 00:17:32,251 --> 00:17:34,153 But before you RSVP, 303 00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:37,323 you might want to add these guys to your contacts. 304 00:17:37,323 --> 00:17:39,759 A gender reveal is supposed to answer one 305 00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:43,563 simple question -- boy or girl? 306 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,965 But all too often, they lead to a second question -- 307 00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:47,733 "Are you okay?" 308 00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,702 Well, if you've been injured in a gender reveal, 309 00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:51,470 you need to call the law offices of 310 00:17:51,470 --> 00:17:53,673 Nutter Bunn & D'Oven, the only law firm 311 00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:57,209 that exclusively handles gender-reveal-related accidents. 312 00:17:57,209 --> 00:17:58,945 No matter who gets nailed... 313 00:17:58,945 --> 00:18:00,813 or how it happens... 314 00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:03,349 Nutter Bunn & D'Oven will fight for you. 315 00:18:03,349 --> 00:18:05,585 We'll take absolutely every type of case, 316 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,453 no matter how stupid it is. 317 00:18:07,453 --> 00:18:10,122 We handle football-themed reveals... 318 00:18:10,122 --> 00:18:12,858 baseball-themed reveals... 319 00:18:12,858 --> 00:18:14,560 and whatever the plan was here. 320 00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:17,863 Over the past 10 years, we've earned judgments 321 00:18:17,863 --> 00:18:20,032 for our clients totaling hundreds of dollars. 322 00:18:27,373 --> 00:18:32,278 ♪♪ 323 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:36,148 That broke the record for a gender reveal settlement, 324 00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:39,218 set his by his big brother just a year earlier. 325 00:18:39,218 --> 00:18:40,853 Whether you're the mom, the dad, 326 00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:44,323 or just the poor sucker who had nothing better to do that day, 327 00:18:44,323 --> 00:18:46,392 you deserve what's coming to you. [ Groans ] 328 00:18:46,392 --> 00:18:47,793 Financially, I mean. 329 00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:50,529 So, before your next gender reveal, remember, 330 00:18:50,529 --> 00:18:53,399 pink means girl, blue means boy, 331 00:18:53,399 --> 00:18:55,234 and black and blue means you should call 332 00:18:55,234 --> 00:18:57,136 Nutter Bunn & D'Oven. 333 00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,671 Because learning your baby's gender 334 00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:00,272 should be the only surprise. 335 00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:10,616 Ever watch a group of women take a picture together? 336 00:19:10,616 --> 00:19:13,019 First, everybody has to agree where to stand. 337 00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:15,187 Then somebody doesn't like the lighting. 338 00:19:15,187 --> 00:19:17,690 Then somebody else wants to switch places. 339 00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:20,126 And after about 40 pictures, one of them says, 340 00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:22,461 "Can we take just one more?" 341 00:19:22,461 --> 00:19:24,530 Fortunately, the women in these next videos 342 00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:26,832 didn't have to worry about getting the perfect shot. 343 00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:29,001 Someone was already filming. 344 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:35,141 ♪♪ 345 00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:37,877 I'm pretty sure "Give it a good yank" 346 00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:39,679 isn't in the troubleshooting guide. 347 00:19:41,313 --> 00:19:43,282 [ Rattling ] 348 00:19:43,282 --> 00:19:52,825 ♪♪ 349 00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:53,993 Man: Oh, my. 350 00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:58,964 ♪♪ 351 00:19:58,964 --> 00:20:02,401 Ribeiro: Sometimes, the universe reminds you that three's a crowd. 352 00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:11,310 Not for nothing, but I can't remember the last time 353 00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:13,846 I saw an Olympic long jumper wearing a purse. 354 00:20:17,416 --> 00:20:23,389 Isaac, help me. Help me. Oh, God. Isaac. 355 00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:24,790 Oh, my God. 356 00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:27,426 Isaac. 357 00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:29,829 This lady's about to see a lizard. 358 00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:30,896 Aaah! 359 00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:36,502 She's running for her life without actually moving. 360 00:20:36,502 --> 00:20:51,884 ♪♪ 361 00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:54,220 Those heels are better suited for the red carpet 362 00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:55,755 than the edge of a bathtub. 363 00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:02,728 These ladies must've had a fun evening 364 00:21:02,728 --> 00:21:05,498 because they are definitely not ready to call it a night. 365 00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:11,303 Woman: Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 366 00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:26,285 ♪♪ 367 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,888 There's a moment every night when I tell myself, 368 00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:30,956 "I'm going to sleep early tonight." 369 00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:34,160 Then I get in bed, can't fall asleep, and think, 370 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:35,427 "You know what? I'll just look at my phone 371 00:21:35,427 --> 00:21:36,662 for like five minutes." 372 00:21:36,662 --> 00:21:38,564 Next thing I know, it's 2 a.m. 373 00:21:38,564 --> 00:21:41,100 and I'm watching a video of a kangaroo eating a grape. 374 00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:42,568 [ Laughter ] 375 00:21:42,568 --> 00:21:44,603 Which reminds me, I've got some more videos 376 00:21:44,603 --> 00:21:47,473 you probably didn't know you needed to see. 377 00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:48,808 Woman: Maybe one more. 378 00:21:50,109 --> 00:21:52,044 Ribeiro: He got away with the first one. 379 00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:54,513 Unfortunately, toddlers aren't known for quitting 380 00:21:54,513 --> 00:21:55,714 while they're ahead. 381 00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:58,717 [ Woman laughs ] Man: He just can't get enough. 382 00:22:02,621 --> 00:22:06,525 Sorry, bud. They like each other. 383 00:22:06,525 --> 00:22:08,394 Ribeiro: He just wants a place to rest his feet. 384 00:22:08,394 --> 00:22:09,562 Oh! 385 00:22:10,729 --> 00:22:11,931 And his elbows. 386 00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:15,668 Ow! 387 00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:19,872 Whoo! Whoo! Thank you. 388 00:22:19,872 --> 00:22:21,941 Woman: What did I do? I don't know. 389 00:22:21,941 --> 00:22:30,382 ♪♪ 390 00:22:30,382 --> 00:22:32,918 Ribeiro: This is his favorite restaurant. 391 00:22:32,918 --> 00:22:34,520 He just wants to make sure the manager's 392 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:35,888 not gonna throw him out. 393 00:22:41,660 --> 00:22:45,397 She's showing her grandson that she's still got plenty of moves. 394 00:22:45,397 --> 00:22:47,867 In fact, probably a few too many. 395 00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:49,802 ♪♪ 396 00:22:49,802 --> 00:22:50,970 Whoa! 397 00:22:57,076 --> 00:22:58,310 You okay? 398 00:22:58,310 --> 00:23:07,019 ♪♪ 399 00:23:07,019 --> 00:23:09,121 Mom said she'd give her daughter a ride. 400 00:23:12,725 --> 00:23:14,426 But she didn't say when. 401 00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:21,033 "Contacts, Mom, speed-dial." 402 00:23:23,202 --> 00:23:25,304 Woman: Come on, little fella. Go for a ride. 403 00:23:25,304 --> 00:23:26,872 Ribeiro: While some people are focused on 404 00:23:26,872 --> 00:23:28,374 building a better mousetrap... 405 00:23:28,374 --> 00:23:30,276 Woman: Oh, my God! 406 00:23:30,276 --> 00:23:33,612 Ribeiro: ...these people are building a better mouse-rescuer. 407 00:23:33,612 --> 00:23:35,481 Woman: Get on. It's your elevator. 408 00:23:35,481 --> 00:23:37,149 Woman #2: Yeah, he's coming back up. 409 00:23:37,149 --> 00:23:38,817 Woman: Oh, my gosh. 410 00:23:38,817 --> 00:23:42,221 [ Indistinct shouting ] 411 00:23:44,023 --> 00:23:50,262 [ Instruments playing off-key ] 412 00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:53,198 Ribeiro: Every band hopes for a standing ovation. 413 00:23:53,198 --> 00:23:55,267 But that's not always what they get. 414 00:23:57,036 --> 00:23:58,837 [ Laughter ] 415 00:24:02,041 --> 00:24:05,811 Woman: I can't figure out why Lizzie is acting weird. 416 00:24:05,811 --> 00:24:07,279 Come here, Liz. 417 00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:09,448 Lizzie, why are you so scared of me? 418 00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:10,649 And then I remembered. 419 00:24:11,216 --> 00:24:13,485 [ Laughter ] 420 00:24:17,556 --> 00:24:19,091 I love pulling pranks, 421 00:24:19,091 --> 00:24:22,027 but have you ever accidentally pranked yourself? 422 00:24:22,027 --> 00:24:24,029 One time I put a fake spider in the fridge 423 00:24:24,029 --> 00:24:26,065 hoping to scare someone, forgot about it, 424 00:24:26,065 --> 00:24:29,868 came back two hours later, and nearly jumped out my skin. 425 00:24:29,868 --> 00:24:32,304 For a second, I was almost too scared 426 00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:36,175 to grab that leftover cheesecake that I had my eye on. 427 00:24:36,175 --> 00:24:37,209 Almost. 428 00:24:37,209 --> 00:24:38,310 [ Laughter ] 429 00:24:39,578 --> 00:24:42,348 A swing is a great place to relax, 430 00:24:42,348 --> 00:24:44,783 as long as your friends aren't terrible people. 431 00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:50,489 [ Woman laughs ] 432 00:24:52,725 --> 00:24:55,861 This car wash comes with a complimentary wake-up call. 433 00:24:59,465 --> 00:25:01,800 [ Woman laughs ] Man: What happened? 434 00:25:05,838 --> 00:25:07,239 Ribeiro: Some April Fools' pranks 435 00:25:07,239 --> 00:25:08,707 are more elaborate than others. 436 00:25:08,707 --> 00:25:11,510 This one requires ice, a lot of freezer space, 437 00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:14,380 and a willingness to touch your roomie's underwear. 438 00:25:14,380 --> 00:25:16,849 [ Laughter ] 439 00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:18,050 Do you want it? 440 00:25:20,619 --> 00:25:22,087 What is this? 441 00:25:24,923 --> 00:25:26,392 Young man: It's some undies, you know. 442 00:25:29,094 --> 00:25:30,529 [ Laughter ] 443 00:25:31,463 --> 00:25:34,633 Ribeiro: That's fart spray Mom just squirted inside her costume. 444 00:25:34,633 --> 00:25:38,771 It really packs a punch, especially in confined spaces. 445 00:25:38,771 --> 00:25:41,407 -Mom! -[ Laughs ] 446 00:25:42,608 --> 00:25:44,810 It smells so bad! 447 00:25:45,744 --> 00:25:47,780 Blech! Blech! 448 00:25:47,780 --> 00:25:51,650 ♪♪ 449 00:25:51,650 --> 00:25:53,318 [ Screams ] 450 00:25:53,318 --> 00:25:54,887 [ Indistinct conversations ] 451 00:25:59,758 --> 00:26:02,728 Ah, it's the old "Have the waitress take your buddy's plate 452 00:26:02,728 --> 00:26:04,797 before he's finished eating" prank. 453 00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:08,434 What she'd do? 454 00:26:08,434 --> 00:26:11,503 [ Laughter ] 455 00:26:11,503 --> 00:26:13,572 Ribeiro: Fake snakes are single-handedly keeping 456 00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:15,941 the practical joke industry in business. 457 00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:22,381 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 458 00:26:25,617 --> 00:26:28,287 Woman: She's gonna give you lots of things to hold. 459 00:26:28,287 --> 00:26:29,655 Like that? Like that? 460 00:26:31,290 --> 00:26:33,826 No. Now -- Now look. 461 00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:40,199 [ Girl babbling ] 462 00:26:40,199 --> 00:26:42,367 -Tell him close your eyes. -Close your eyes. 463 00:26:42,367 --> 00:26:44,403 Ribeiro: His daughter says this is a strength test. 464 00:26:44,403 --> 00:26:45,604 Woman: Danny, come here. 465 00:26:47,473 --> 00:26:49,975 Ribeiro: But it's really a gullibility test. 466 00:26:51,777 --> 00:26:56,482 [ Laughter ] 467 00:26:56,482 --> 00:27:05,224 ♪♪ 468 00:27:05,224 --> 00:27:08,160 The theme of this next montage is "Boneheaded Husbands." 469 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:11,096 Now, I know what you're thinking -- those are two words 470 00:27:11,096 --> 00:27:13,031 you almost never hear together. 471 00:27:13,031 --> 00:27:15,634 Usually, it's "Excellent Judgment Husbands" or 472 00:27:15,634 --> 00:27:17,202 "Great Decision-Making Husbands." 473 00:27:17,202 --> 00:27:22,741 But somehow, against all odds, we managed to find a few. 474 00:27:22,741 --> 00:27:24,543 [ Classical music plays ] 475 00:27:24,543 --> 00:28:35,547 ♪♪ 476 00:28:35,547 --> 00:28:38,116 Upload your funny video to AFV.com 477 00:28:38,116 --> 00:28:40,085 for your chance at 20 grand. 478 00:28:40,085 --> 00:28:48,227 ♪♪ 479 00:28:54,299 --> 00:28:57,636 I wish I had half the energy that kids have. 480 00:28:57,636 --> 00:29:01,039 They wake up running, spend all day bouncing off the walls, 481 00:29:01,039 --> 00:29:03,275 and still have enough left in the tank to try 482 00:29:03,275 --> 00:29:05,677 and convince you to let them stay up all night. 483 00:29:05,677 --> 00:29:08,413 Meanwhile, I get tired just watching them. 484 00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:10,782 And that's before they start doing stuff like this. 485 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:16,622 This girl's not great at hula-hooping. 486 00:29:18,056 --> 00:29:19,491 But don't tell her face that. 487 00:29:23,462 --> 00:29:25,797 I did a little one. 488 00:29:25,797 --> 00:29:29,401 [ Rattling ] 489 00:29:29,401 --> 00:29:32,271 Ribeiro: Apparently, pinwheels have a speed limit. 490 00:29:32,271 --> 00:29:33,305 [ Rattling stops ] 491 00:29:33,305 --> 00:29:40,779 ♪♪ 492 00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:44,383 [ Laughter ] 493 00:29:44,383 --> 00:29:47,019 -You're only going to the zoo? -Uh-huh. 494 00:29:47,019 --> 00:29:49,054 Woman: But I don't want you to go on a date. 495 00:29:49,054 --> 00:29:51,990 -Why? -'Cause you're my baby. 496 00:29:53,191 --> 00:29:56,194 I'm always gonna be your baby. 497 00:29:56,194 --> 00:29:58,363 -You promise? -Yes. 498 00:29:58,363 --> 00:30:02,501 -But you're getting big. -Okay. 499 00:30:03,402 --> 00:30:04,703 Mom. 500 00:30:06,371 --> 00:30:10,042 Look, you have my baby brother. 501 00:30:10,042 --> 00:30:12,911 Woman: I know, but I want you to be my baby too. 502 00:30:12,911 --> 00:30:16,915 Mom, I'll be back in six months. 503 00:30:16,915 --> 00:30:18,517 Woman: Six months? 504 00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:21,987 Ribeiro: This little driver knows to look over her shoulder 505 00:30:21,987 --> 00:30:23,221 while she's backing up. 506 00:30:24,756 --> 00:30:27,025 The problem is she looks over the wrong shoulder. 507 00:30:31,096 --> 00:30:33,065 [ Laughter ] 508 00:30:39,104 --> 00:30:41,606 He's trying to get a closer look at the doorbell camera. 509 00:30:41,606 --> 00:30:42,708 [ Bonk! ] 510 00:30:42,708 --> 00:30:44,076 Mission accomplished. 511 00:30:45,644 --> 00:30:48,680 Who needs an amusement park when you've got a dad like this? 512 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:51,683 [ Screaming ] 513 00:30:53,752 --> 00:30:55,520 Can I make it behind my back? 514 00:30:57,889 --> 00:31:00,959 No. Ribeiro: Here's why most basketball courts don't have 515 00:31:00,959 --> 00:31:03,095 glass lanterns near the hoop. 516 00:31:03,895 --> 00:31:06,198 [ Clattering, shattering ] 517 00:31:06,198 --> 00:31:07,466 Shoot. 518 00:31:14,005 --> 00:31:17,109 They say a picture is worth a thousand words. 519 00:31:17,109 --> 00:31:20,212 If that's true, then a noise is worth a thousand guesses. 520 00:31:20,212 --> 00:31:22,114 It's time for "Name That Sound." 521 00:31:23,448 --> 00:31:26,284 Open your ears -- it's time for "Name That Sound." 522 00:31:27,753 --> 00:31:29,121 [ Squeaking ] 523 00:31:29,121 --> 00:31:30,355 Name that sound. 524 00:31:30,355 --> 00:31:33,859 [ Squeaking continues ] 525 00:31:38,530 --> 00:31:42,667 [ Rapid popping ] 526 00:31:42,667 --> 00:31:44,302 Name that sound. 527 00:31:44,302 --> 00:31:48,273 [ Popping continues ] 528 00:31:54,579 --> 00:31:57,849 [ Popping ] 529 00:31:57,849 --> 00:31:59,484 Name that sound. 530 00:31:59,484 --> 00:32:03,321 [ Popping continues ] 531 00:32:06,491 --> 00:32:10,996 [ Squealing ] 532 00:32:10,996 --> 00:32:12,264 Name that sound. 533 00:32:12,264 --> 00:32:15,500 [ Squealing continues ] 534 00:32:18,503 --> 00:32:24,943 [ Squealing continues ] 535 00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:27,679 [ Fart noises, woman laughing ] 536 00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:30,515 Name that sound. 537 00:32:31,483 --> 00:32:33,819 [ Fart noises continue ] 538 00:32:38,290 --> 00:32:41,593 [ Laughter and applause ] 539 00:32:43,895 --> 00:32:46,264 Kids today don't just play with makeup. 540 00:32:46,264 --> 00:32:48,300 They create content. 541 00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:50,435 Give them a mirror and suddenly they've got a beauty channel, 542 00:32:50,435 --> 00:32:53,772 a personal brand, and 12 opinions on mascara. 543 00:32:53,772 --> 00:32:58,076 Get ready for a young lady who is so ready for her close-up. 544 00:32:58,076 --> 00:33:03,315 I'm a big mature woman. No, no, not this again. 545 00:33:03,315 --> 00:33:06,151 Please work, please work, please. 546 00:33:06,151 --> 00:33:09,354 But I got to do this all by myself 547 00:33:09,354 --> 00:33:12,357 because I don't need help. 548 00:33:12,357 --> 00:33:13,792 This is hard, 549 00:33:13,792 --> 00:33:17,195 but I am not going to give up, unlike other people. 550 00:33:17,195 --> 00:33:18,563 [ Spitting ] 551 00:33:18,563 --> 00:33:25,270 Okay, perfect. Perfect, perfect, perfect-o. 552 00:33:28,139 --> 00:33:29,608 Perfect! 553 00:33:33,378 --> 00:33:35,814 Some things make sounds you'd never expect. 554 00:33:35,814 --> 00:33:38,550 You think, "Was that a machine? An animal? 555 00:33:38,550 --> 00:33:41,052 That neighbor who's always shirtless for some reason?" 556 00:33:41,052 --> 00:33:42,787 And sometimes, 557 00:33:42,787 --> 00:33:44,756 when you finally you see what made the noise 558 00:33:44,756 --> 00:33:46,858 that surprised your ears, you can't believe your eyes. 559 00:33:46,858 --> 00:33:50,228 That's why "Name That Sound" is tonight's "Assignment America." 560 00:33:50,228 --> 00:33:52,564 We heard some real head-scratchers earlier tonight 561 00:33:52,564 --> 00:33:55,734 and now we want to hear yours. Jess? 562 00:33:55,734 --> 00:33:58,203 From weird little whistles to outrageous squeals, 563 00:33:58,203 --> 00:34:00,105 send us the video. Do we have a deal? 564 00:34:00,105 --> 00:34:02,474 If you've got a sound that makes people say "Huh?", 565 00:34:02,474 --> 00:34:04,543 send us the video. We'd love to hear it. 566 00:34:04,543 --> 00:34:07,479 Your nutty noises could win you 20 or even 100 grand. 567 00:34:07,479 --> 00:34:09,414 Just upload the video to AFV.com. 568 00:34:09,414 --> 00:34:11,716 For full contest rules, log on to AFV.com. 569 00:34:11,716 --> 00:34:14,351 If you've captured a sound that makes everyone guess, 570 00:34:14,351 --> 00:34:16,420 send us the video and we'll do the rest. 571 00:34:17,589 --> 00:34:18,989 Don't go away. 572 00:34:18,989 --> 00:34:21,458 We'll be right back with Alfonso's Fab Five -- 573 00:34:21,458 --> 00:34:23,027 Insults to Injury. 574 00:34:32,203 --> 00:34:33,538 You know the expression, 575 00:34:33,538 --> 00:34:35,473 "Don't kick somebody when they're down"? 576 00:34:35,473 --> 00:34:38,176 Well, these people don't need anybody else. 577 00:34:38,176 --> 00:34:41,478 They're perfectly capable of kicking themselves. 578 00:34:44,983 --> 00:34:47,018 My Fab Five -- Insults to Injury. 579 00:34:49,286 --> 00:34:50,989 So this is how it all happened. 580 00:34:50,989 --> 00:34:53,058 I did this. Right. 581 00:34:53,058 --> 00:34:54,659 And I was like, okay, boom. 582 00:34:54,659 --> 00:34:55,994 And I went like that. 583 00:34:55,994 --> 00:34:57,629 What I didn't realize was that I was on the edge. 584 00:34:57,629 --> 00:34:59,998 So I went ohh! 585 00:34:59,998 --> 00:35:02,233 He's telling the story of how he hurt his leg. 586 00:35:02,233 --> 00:35:05,937 And as we know, some of the best stories have sequels. 587 00:35:05,937 --> 00:35:07,205 -See ya. -Bye. 588 00:35:13,378 --> 00:35:14,679 It's on the Ring. 589 00:35:17,549 --> 00:35:19,784 Ribeiro: Getting around grocery stores would be easier 590 00:35:19,784 --> 00:35:22,320 if they didn't have so much darn food. 591 00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:24,556 Woman: Marvin, watch where you're going. 592 00:35:24,556 --> 00:35:26,791 [ Clattering ] 593 00:35:26,791 --> 00:35:38,103 ♪♪ 594 00:35:38,103 --> 00:35:39,471 Ribeiro: When you're on crutches, 595 00:35:39,471 --> 00:35:42,073 moving your packages four feet closer to the house 596 00:35:42,073 --> 00:35:43,508 shouldn't be a priority. 597 00:35:43,508 --> 00:35:47,979 ♪♪ 598 00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:49,381 [ Woman laughs ] 599 00:35:54,619 --> 00:35:55,954 Man: Get a running start. 600 00:35:55,954 --> 00:35:57,589 -There we go. -Real good. 601 00:36:01,559 --> 00:36:03,928 Ribeiro: He's got a plan for getting up this ramp. 602 00:36:03,928 --> 00:36:06,398 Lighten the load, make sure the dog's out of the way, 603 00:36:06,398 --> 00:36:08,400 and back up to build some momentum. 604 00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,802 Once he's up there, it should be smooth sailing. 605 00:36:10,802 --> 00:36:12,303 Woman: Come here. 606 00:36:12,303 --> 00:36:13,638 Man: Whoo! 607 00:36:13,638 --> 00:36:15,907 [ Woman screaming ] 608 00:36:15,907 --> 00:36:17,409 Woman: Oh, my God! 609 00:36:17,409 --> 00:36:19,411 Girl: That looks hilarious. 610 00:36:19,411 --> 00:36:21,012 "Fall risk." 611 00:36:21,012 --> 00:36:23,982 Carrie, it's like they know you. 612 00:36:23,982 --> 00:36:25,116 Girl #2: Hold on. I'm taking them off. 613 00:36:25,116 --> 00:36:26,951 Girl: Here's the scissors. 614 00:36:26,951 --> 00:36:28,620 Girl #2: Thank you. 615 00:36:28,620 --> 00:36:30,689 Okay. I'm taking these off. 616 00:36:33,458 --> 00:36:36,027 -Okay. -Don't cut the "fall risk" part. 617 00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:37,495 I just want to save that. 618 00:36:38,530 --> 00:36:40,765 Girl #2: Okay. I'm getting rid of that. 619 00:36:40,765 --> 00:36:44,069 Girl: Whoo! She's home. We took off her tags. 620 00:36:45,003 --> 00:36:47,572 -Aah! -[ Laughing ] 621 00:36:49,574 --> 00:36:55,447 [ Laughing ] Maybe you took off the bracelet too soon. 622 00:37:00,552 --> 00:37:03,021 The voting is finished, and here's a safe bet. 623 00:37:03,021 --> 00:37:05,924 One family's in for a night they'll never forget. 624 00:37:05,924 --> 00:37:07,325 Let's meet our finalists. 625 00:37:07,325 --> 00:37:10,495 First up, a little boy's asked to carry a few things, 626 00:37:10,495 --> 00:37:13,932 but Mom keeps piling them on to see what it brings. 627 00:37:13,932 --> 00:37:16,735 It's "Tot Holds a Lot" sent in by Kelly Stewart 628 00:37:16,735 --> 00:37:18,103 from Katy, Texas. 629 00:37:18,803 --> 00:37:20,071 Can you hold that? 630 00:37:21,773 --> 00:37:23,875 Can you hold that? 631 00:37:23,875 --> 00:37:26,044 Can you hold that? Yeah. 632 00:37:26,044 --> 00:37:28,079 Where do you want it? There. 633 00:37:31,282 --> 00:37:32,383 Right there? 634 00:37:35,653 --> 00:37:37,856 Joining us are Kelly, her husband Matthew, 635 00:37:37,856 --> 00:37:40,191 and their sons Sylas and Maddox. 636 00:37:40,191 --> 00:37:42,927 Now, Kelly, were you surprised by just how much stuff 637 00:37:42,927 --> 00:37:46,397 Maddox was able to hold? Oh, absolutely. 638 00:37:46,397 --> 00:37:49,768 He far exceeded any of my expectations. 639 00:37:49,768 --> 00:37:52,837 Well, very cool, and moms can always use some extra pair 640 00:37:52,837 --> 00:37:54,272 of hands around the house. 641 00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:57,742 They just don't usually belong to a one-year-old. 642 00:37:57,742 --> 00:37:59,210 Right. [ Laughs ] 643 00:37:59,210 --> 00:38:01,746 Well, good luck, y'all. Thank you. 644 00:38:01,746 --> 00:38:05,850 Alright. Next up, a little girl has makeup tips to share, 645 00:38:05,850 --> 00:38:08,720 and delivers them all with some big-kid flair. 646 00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:11,489 It's "Manic Makeover" sent in by Lindsey Bowen 647 00:38:11,489 --> 00:38:13,925 from Greenville, South Carolina. 648 00:38:13,925 --> 00:38:17,195 I'm a big mature woman. 649 00:38:17,195 --> 00:38:20,431 But I got to do this all by myself 650 00:38:20,431 --> 00:38:23,168 because I don't need help. 651 00:38:23,168 --> 00:38:26,037 Perfect-o. 652 00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:29,774 Perfect! 653 00:38:29,774 --> 00:38:31,976 Joining us are Lindsey, her husband Brad, 654 00:38:31,976 --> 00:38:34,712 and their children Chelsea, Cooper, and Camille. 655 00:38:34,712 --> 00:38:37,549 Now, Chelsea, you wouldn't by any chance 656 00:38:37,549 --> 00:38:40,785 want to be an influencer when you grow up, would you? 657 00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:45,256 Maybe. [ Laughs ] Well, you know what? 658 00:38:45,256 --> 00:38:47,559 Listen, you've already got millions of views, 659 00:38:47,559 --> 00:38:50,628 so I'd say you're off to a pretty good start. 660 00:38:50,628 --> 00:38:52,096 [ Laughter ] 661 00:38:52,096 --> 00:38:54,966 Alright, good luck, y'all. Together: Thank you. 662 00:38:56,534 --> 00:38:58,703 And finally, a man's enjoying his dinner, 663 00:38:58,703 --> 00:39:00,471 the night seems ideal, 664 00:39:00,471 --> 00:39:02,941 until a waitress decides to steal it mid-meal. 665 00:39:02,941 --> 00:39:05,877 It's "Plate Expectations" sent in by Heather Odom 666 00:39:05,877 --> 00:39:08,213 from Ozark, Alabama. [ Applause ] 667 00:39:08,213 --> 00:39:09,981 [ Indistinct conversations ] 668 00:39:13,117 --> 00:39:16,154 Ah, it's the old "Have the waitress take your buddy's plate 669 00:39:16,154 --> 00:39:18,323 before he's finished eating" prank. 670 00:39:21,025 --> 00:39:22,994 What she'd do? [ Laughter ] 671 00:39:25,296 --> 00:39:27,699 Joining us are Heather and her friend Luis. 672 00:39:27,699 --> 00:39:32,770 Now, Luis, how quickly did you realize you'd been pranked? 673 00:39:32,770 --> 00:39:34,339 It took a minute. 674 00:39:34,339 --> 00:39:35,373 It took a minute for you to do it. 675 00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:37,375 Well, I understand that. 676 00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:39,277 Well, listen, the next time you go out to eat with Heather, 677 00:39:39,277 --> 00:39:41,980 I recommend gluing your plate to the table. 678 00:39:41,980 --> 00:39:44,482 [ Laughter ] 679 00:39:44,482 --> 00:39:46,885 Best of luck, y'all. Thank you. 680 00:39:46,885 --> 00:39:48,653 Alright, we're going to find out who takes home the cash 681 00:39:48,653 --> 00:39:50,088 in just a minute, 682 00:39:50,088 --> 00:39:51,723 but first, let's take a look at some of the clips 683 00:39:51,723 --> 00:39:55,560 that didn't make our top three in tonight's honorable mention. 684 00:39:55,560 --> 00:40:28,693 ♪♪ 685 00:40:28,693 --> 00:40:32,630 [ Applause ] 686 00:40:32,630 --> 00:40:34,666 Okay, it's time to hand out tonight's prizes -- 687 00:40:34,666 --> 00:40:36,935 $20,000 for first, $6,000 for second, 688 00:40:36,935 --> 00:40:38,303 and $4,000 for third. 689 00:40:38,303 --> 00:40:42,106 Here we go. Our third place, $4,000 winner is... 690 00:40:42,106 --> 00:40:44,676 "Manic Makeover" sent in by Lindsey Bowen 691 00:40:44,676 --> 00:40:47,946 from Greenville, South Carolina. [ Applause ] 692 00:40:47,946 --> 00:40:49,614 Thank you. 693 00:40:49,614 --> 00:40:52,617 And the winner of the $20,000 and tonight's 694 00:40:52,617 --> 00:40:55,653 funniest home video is... 695 00:40:55,653 --> 00:40:59,357 "Tot Holds a Lot" sent in by Kelly Stewart from Katy, Texas. 696 00:40:59,357 --> 00:41:03,361 We have Kelly, Matthew, Sylas and Maddox. 697 00:41:03,361 --> 00:41:05,229 Congratulations! [ Applause ] 698 00:41:05,229 --> 00:41:09,834 Now, Kelly, you shot this video about four years ago, 699 00:41:09,834 --> 00:41:12,036 but didn't submit it until recently. 700 00:41:12,036 --> 00:41:14,372 What made you finally end up sending it in? 701 00:41:15,340 --> 00:41:18,309 Well, I'm not even the one who sent it in. 702 00:41:18,309 --> 00:41:20,545 I had showed my mom and she said, 703 00:41:20,545 --> 00:41:22,981 "Oh, that's so funny. Send it to me." 704 00:41:22,981 --> 00:41:25,850 And then she, unbeknownst to me, sent it in. 705 00:41:25,850 --> 00:41:27,852 She didn't tell me until a few days later. 706 00:41:27,852 --> 00:41:29,120 Well, that's awesome. 707 00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:30,722 Now did you think it was going to be a winner? 708 00:41:31,522 --> 00:41:34,325 No! No. [ Laughter ] 709 00:41:34,325 --> 00:41:37,895 Well, listen, we usually give our winners a check, 710 00:41:37,895 --> 00:41:40,665 but I'm tempted to give you $20,000 711 00:41:40,665 --> 00:41:43,601 in singles just to see if Maddox can hold it all. 712 00:41:43,601 --> 00:41:46,337 You know what I'm saying? [ Laughter ] 713 00:41:46,337 --> 00:41:48,272 Well, listen, congratulations. 714 00:41:48,272 --> 00:41:53,244 You got $20,000 and a shot at $100,000. 715 00:41:53,244 --> 00:41:55,279 Oh, my gosh. Thank you so much. 716 00:41:55,279 --> 00:41:57,281 [ Applause ] 717 00:41:57,281 --> 00:41:58,616 Well, that's our show. 718 00:41:58,616 --> 00:42:00,318 If you're still watching, thank you. 719 00:42:00,318 --> 00:42:02,787 If you've already changed the channel, 720 00:42:02,787 --> 00:42:05,490 I'm not sure how you're seeing me right now. 721 00:42:05,490 --> 00:42:07,291 But we'll see you next time and don't forget, 722 00:42:07,291 --> 00:42:08,960 if you upload a video and it airs on the show, 723 00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:10,595 we'll send you an "AFV" T-shirt. 724 00:42:10,595 --> 00:42:12,063 So good night, everybody, and remember, 725 00:42:12,063 --> 00:42:14,298 send your video to me, you might win 20 G's. 726 00:42:14,298 --> 00:42:15,433 Good night, y'all! 727 00:42:15,433 --> 00:42:18,069 -- Captions by Verbit -- 728 00:42:18,069 --> 00:43:02,497 ♪♪