Ribeiro: Here's a taste of tonight's "AFV."
It's calorie free but full of laughs.
♪♪
[ Screaming, laughing ]
They want your food.
Ohh! [ Seagull squawks ]
♪♪
[ Glass shatters ]
♪♪
Woman: It's way bigger than you, Gracie.
[ Roars ]
Aah!
♪♪
Welcome to...
And now here he is, the host of our show --
Alfonso Ribeiro!
A'ight. Let's do this, y'all. Come on.
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
That's what I'm talkin' 'bout, y'all.
♪♪
Hello, and welcome to our Halloween episode!
Halloween marks the beginning of sugar season.
You see, if a kid is careful,
they can make their Halloween candy last till Christmas,
their Christmas candy last until Valentine's day,
their Valentine's candy last till Easter.
Well, u-unless you're like me
and just eat all your candy in one magical night!
Now, we're gonna have plenty of Halloween videos later in the show.
For now, enjoy these sugar-free clips.
♪♪
Her friends are already laughing.
It's as if they know it's not gonna end well for her.
[ Woman laughs ]
Man: Ohh!
Are you okay?
[ Laughs ]
Ow!
Let me grab that. Who did that?
Woman: You want some watermelon in a bowl?
Wadermelon-inna-blowl.
[ Laughs ]
What do you want?
[ Babbling indistinctly ]
You want watermelon in a bowl?
Yeah. [ Babbling ]
Watermelon [babbles] inna bowl.
Boy: From the chair. Now belly flop!
Jump in!
Oh! [ Laughs ]
Ribeiro: She takes a nice dunk in the pool,
and so does her ice cream cone.
Oh, my God!
♪♪
The cat's on her way home, and what's this?
[ Ding! ] She brought home a live bird.
Man: Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
I gotta go. I gotta go.
Oh, no. Oh, no.
[ Bird chirping ]
[ Girl shrieking ]
I know. I know. I know. [ Bird squawks ]
I gotta get it out.
Oh, no, the bird got out.
Oh, no.
Get out.
♪♪
[ Dog yips ]
Oh. Nope, nope, nope. I got it.
[ Bird squawks ]
Hello?
No, really good.
Um, I was actually just about to go for a walk.
Yeah, I was, um -- I was looking through my cabinet,
and I was trying to find all my treats.
I have so many treats.
I love -- I love the peanut butter treats.
[ Chuckles ]
Um, yeah, I like to --
I'd like to do that.
No, we could probably go for a car ride.
[ Chuckles ]
Um, yeah, I just have to go potty first.
[ Laughing ] Yeah, I have to pee-pee really bad.
♪♪
Remember when I said
we'd have Halloween videos later in the show?
Well, that time has come, and I'm handing out Halloween videos
like that one house on your block
that hands out full-sized candy bars.
Tell your friends!
Man: You want me to say that?
He's not a serial killer.
But he is a serial butt-sniffer.
♪♪
Man: Mike's lining it up. Hold on.
I have -- I have lipstick on my teeth.
Here you go. Let me fix it for you.
[ Laughs ]
Gross. Oh, you want a funny one now?
Man: Yeah, do a funny one. Man #2: Yeah, do a funny one.
That's good.
[ Screaming ]
♪♪
Trick or treat!
Woman: ♪ Smell my feet, give me something good to eat ♪
No?
Woman: Did you -- But did you eat your sucker in bed?
No. You didn't?
[ Man laughs ]
Turn around.
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
Ribeiro: See if you can pinpoint
the exact moment Toby stopped liking Halloween.
♪♪
[ Decoration growls, Toby yelps ]
♪♪
[ Woman laughing ]
♪♪
Ribeiro: Some Halloween costumes
are more playground-friendly than others.
Woman: [ Laughing ] You -- You might --
♪♪
You might have to lay down.
[ Laughing ]
You gotta lay down.
Ribeiro: Maybe she should have gone
as a chicken with its head cut off.
[ Woman laughing ]
Mom, when we go on vacation --
[ Laughing ]
[ Boy speaking indistinctly ]
Ribeiro: Pumpkin launchers are great.
You just gotta watch that recoil.
Woman: Let it go! Ohh!
[ Slow-motion ] Let it go! Ohh!
♪♪
When it comes to the various ways people have fun in the sun,
it's clear why they're called "summer activities."
Because "summer" bad ideas [some are]
and "summer" even worse. [some are]
♪ Crazy lately, I'm confirmin', tryna write myself a sermon ♪
♪ You just tryna get a word in, life is not fair ♪
♪ I've been workin' on my tunnel vision ♪
♪ Tryna get a new prescription
♪ Takin' swings and even missin' but I don't care ♪
♪ I'm dancin' more just a little bit ♪
♪ Breathin' more just a little bit ♪
♪ Care a little less just a little bit ♪
♪ Like life is whoo-hoo
♪ I'm makin' more just a little bit ♪
♪ Spend a little more to get rid of it ♪
♪ Smile a little more and I'm into it ♪
♪ I-I-I-I-I've been runnin' through this strange life ♪
♪ Chasin' all them green lights ♪
♪ Throwin' off the shade for a little bit of sunshine ♪
♪ Hit me with them good vibes, pictures on my phone like ♪
♪ Everything is so fine, little bit of sunshine ♪
♪♪
♪ A little bit of sunshine
♪♪
♪ A little bit of sunshine
♪ I-I've been runnin' through this strange life ♪
♪ Chasin' all them green lights ♪
♪ Throwin' off the shade for a little bit of sunshine ♪
♪ Hit me with them good vibes, pictures on my phone like ♪
♪ Everything is so fine, little bit of sunshine ♪
♪♪
You want to see your funny video on TV?
Upload it to AFV.com. ♪ A little bit of sunshine
♪♪
Since the invention of the smartphone,
we have become a camera-obsessed culture.
Like, we're always taking pictures --
a group shot here, a selfie there.
So, it's surprising that in this age of photography fever,
some people still mess up snapping a simple pic.
I just, eh, eh, eh...
Woman: I want you to go and --
I have a video going.
I want to send this to --
Show Mommy -- Oh, there you go.
Whoa!
Oh! [ Laughs ]
Oh. My. God.
[ Grunts ]
Man: You're flexin'?
Yes.
Grr. [ Laughs ]
Look at those muscles.
He's a muscle man.
Take the picture now with my muscle.
[ Laughing ]
I'm shooting a video, bud.
What? I'm shooting video.
[ Indistinct conversations ]
Ribeiro: People say cheese.
What do sea lions say?
[ Squawks ]
[ Person laughs ]
Man: What happened? What happened?
♪♪
Woman: Whoo! Woman #2: My gosh, Em!
♪♪
Please be nice to me. Ah!
Ribeiro: She got so engrossed with her rock balancing,
she forgot she was wearing a hat with a visor.
Yeah --
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
Perfect. Yeah.
It's time for "Versus."
Join us as "guys battling things that aren't living"
take on "canine slumbers enhanced by snack giving."
[ Bell dings ]
Tonight on "Versus"...
The dudes are up first, and this guy with the weed whacker
becomes a gardening tool attacker.
♪♪
Let sleeping dogs lie unless you give 'em pie!
Or whatever this is.
[ Laughter ]
This toy is some assembly required,
but these results are far from desired.
[ Grunts ]
Ohh, my gosh.
It looks like the best part of waking up
is a hot dog for your pup.
[ Woman laughs ]
Yum, doggy, yum!
[ Laughs ]
This trash can frustration leads to rubbish domination.
Man: That dumb thing!
Ribeiro: Smash, dude, smash!
The canines hope victory could be brewing
for a sleeping dog that is dream-chewing.
[ Snoring ]
Is it enough?
And the winner is...
[ Bell dinging ]
...men fighting inanimate objects!
♪♪
Join us next time when the frustrated fellas take on...
...on "Versus."
[ Applause ]
♪♪
Now, is it "suffice to say" or "suffice it to say"?
There are two schools of thought --
those who don't know and those who don't care.
Now, where do I stand on this hot-button issue?
Well, suffice it to say I don't know...
and I don't care.
So, here are some videos that suffice to say are funny.
Did I use that right?
I don't know...
and I don't care.
I'm getting my laundry from downstairs,
and two rats ran on these pipes up here.
And one fell into the washer,
and so I closed the lid.
[ Shrieks ]
♪♪
Zah!
Woman: What is that?
It kitty cat.
Be careful. Don't break it.
[ Gasps ]
Am I really sure about what?
Well, what do -- what do you mean?
I'm positive. As the baby grows,
that's what causes the mama's belly to get bigger.
But if the belly gets bigger...
Yeah. ...the baby starts
to come out its side.
Oh, is that how babies come out?
Yeah. Oh, okay.
And are you very, very sure about this?
About how they get in there? Yeah.
[ Chuckling ] Yeah, I'm really sure about that.
Oh. Okay.
I'll ask Mom if you're really sure about yourself.
Okay, well, ask Mama. I'm really sure about myself.
Yeah. I-I had you and your brother. Okay.
[ Woman laughs ]
Ribeiro: They wanted a room with a view.
Not a view of Mark and Patty's reception.
[ Woman laughing ]
So this is our -- this is our --
This is somebody's wedding.
[ Laughter ]
Ready? Ready?
[ Chanting ] "Daddy! Daddy!"
Kids: [ Chanting ] Daddy! Daddy!
Ribeiro: You can't make an omelet
without breaking some eggs.
Or the occasional pan.
[ Kid shrieks ]
[ Applause ]
Some things don't just cross our minds.
They find a campsite, pitch a tent, and spend a week in there.
Time to drink in exactly what I'm thinkin'.
It's "Here's a Thought."
Life pro tip --
Pick a costume with arms long enough to reach the candy.
[ Woman laughs ] Man: Get it, Kate!
Bend your knees, silly! She can't see it.
Oh -- [ Laughs ]
It's right there.
It's -- [ Laughs ]
Word to the wise...
Maybe don't trick or treat on Elm Street.
[ Chuckles ]
That's what I'm gonna do when someone tries to scare me.
I'm gonna -- Aah!
[ Woman laughs ]
Little advice...
When you give out candy to trick or treaters,
you might wanna open the screen door.
♪♪
Man: Right here.
Yeah, I'm fine.
This door's broken anyway.
Parenting 101 --
Don't scare your daughters right after karate lessons.
Girl: Whoo!
Candy I got --
[ Growls ]
[ Grunts ]
[ Girls laughing ]
♪♪
[ Bats chirping ]
♪♪
There's a trend on social media
of people using filters on their photos
to make themselves look super good-looking.
Yeah, so I had the brilliant idea
of using those filters on our videos
so if people do something embarrassing,
they can at least look super good while doing it, right?
Eh? Eh? Smart, right? Right?
Yeah, and -- and I pitched that idea to my producers,
so they said, "Why don't you just stick to introducing videos
and stop pitching ideas?" So -- So --
But I-I-I think they're mulling it over. All right?
Now, until then, here are some videos.
#nofilters.
I'm gonna go talk to them about it. I'm gonna go talk.
I hope not.
Ribeiro: Hope you brought enough to share.
Ohh!
[ Seagulls squawking ]
Woman: You didn't, Max? No.
That whole doughnut is not in your face right now?
In your mouth? Look at me.
Let me see, then. [ Kid laughs ]
Is that whole doughnut in your mouth?
No. It's not?
Ribeiro: I "doughnut" believe him. [do not]
Say ahh.
Ahh.
It looks like it's all in there to me.
Woman: Watch that bird. Watch him.
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
Ribeiro: Wow. What a pain in the butt.
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
Man: Don't open the door.
Ribeiro: This is one time
you really want to listen to your neighbor.
Man: Don't open the door. There's a snake on your door.
Don't open the door. Don't open the door!
Shut the door!
Man: Potato.
Iguana.
Puppy.
Dog.
Fred.
Squirrel.
[ Laughs ]
Out. Here.
Here.
Down.
Ribeiro: Talk about a plié for attention. [plea]
Whoa!
Oh, my gosh.
Okay.
[ Baby crying ] It's fine! It's fine.
♪♪
Ribeiro: Get ready to boop some snoots.
We're going to the Dog Park.
[ Dog barking ]
♪♪
Woman: Get her, Levi. Get her!
Lexi, where's Abby? Lexi, where's Abby?
[ Laughing ]
I got it on film, Abby.
♪♪
Ribeiro: "I want that one!
No, I want that one!
No, I want that one!"
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
That's it. He's grabbing his leash and going home.
♪♪
Wiley. Master of stealth.
♪♪
Woman: Hi.
Oh. Hi. [ Growling ]
What do you think?
Do you like me?
Do -- [ Laughs ]
Do you like me? [ Growling ]
Hi. Is that a love?
Woman #2: Rudy. Hi. Do you like me?
Ribeiro: I don't speak Shih Tzu,
but I don't think he likes you.
Hi! Hi. You wanna give kisses?
[ Dog snorting ]
Man: Oh!
[ Applause ]
Together: Hey, Alfonso, we want to see some more Halloween videos.
[ Both giggle ]
Okay, Trinity and Azaria.
You want Halloween videos?
Well, I've got more Halloween videos
than you have Halloween candy on your table.
And that's quite a candy collection!
[ Evil laughter ]
He's not real. Go ahead.
Boo. [ Laughs ]
[ Shrieks, laughs evilly ]
Aah!
[ Laughing ]
Are you okay?
♪♪
[ Doorbell rings ]
Trick or treat.
[ Chime ] Female A.I. voice: Welcome.
What is the purpose of the visit?
Trick or treat. I want something yummy.
Give me something yummy, please.
Sorry. I cannot help you with that.
I can take a message or assist with package delivery.
What do you want to do?
I want to get trick or treats.
I got a lot of trick or treats in my box.
Sorry. I cannot help you with that.
I can take a message or assist with package delivery.
Take a message.
♪♪
[ Bowl growling ]
[ Woman laughs ]
Ribeiro: He's not scared of anything
when there's kibble in the bowl.
[ Woman laughs ]
Man: What pumpkin seeds did you get?
Woman: I got the jack-o-lantern ones.
And why did you get the jack-o-lantern ones?
Because these ones have the face on it.
I could have got the regular pumpkin ones,
but I didn't, because they didn't come with the face.
So I bought the jack-o-lantern ones because I get the face.
But they're not gonna grow that way.
No, these ones are, because these ones are
the Jack O' Lantern.
Okay. All right.
Ribeiro: He ain't afraid of no ghosts.
But he is afraid of spiders.
[ All scream ]
♪♪
There are some things I will never understand.
Why would anyone who works as a mail carrier buy a treadmill?
Right? Why would anyone ask a barista out to get coffee?
And why would anyone who works on "AFV"
buy their kids a trampoline?
[ Laughter ]
No joke. Some do. A-And I'm not naming names.
But here are 17 reasons why they should have known better.
♪♪
Aah!
♪♪
Oh!
Woman: Aah!
[ Woman gasps ]
♪♪
Oh!
[ People scream ]
♪♪
Woman: Oh.
Woman: Oh, my God.
♪♪
Waking up from anesthesia isn't easy.
People experience confusion, paranoia,
and say ridiculous things that couldn't possibly be true.
So, the least we can do as their caretakers --
you know, the people they trust the most in this world --
is to hold the camera steady.
I knew anesthesia could make you forget your pain,
but I didn't know it could make you forget your own dog.
[ Crying ]
[ Crying, mumbling indistinctly ]
Woman: [ Laughing ] It's your dog.
Rachel, it's --
[ Laughing ] It's your dog.
[ Squeals ]
Rachel, come inside.
No! Aah!
[ Laughing ]
But never marry a math teacher.
No way in the world.
Woman: Why?
Math! Ugh!
Well, you're not good at math,
so if you had a wife that was good at math,
that might help you out.
No, I just need a robot to do it for me.
Woman: I know. Well, that's how they --
Yeah. But they didn't.
[ Laughing ] No. Nobody took your blood.
I don't -- [ Crying ]
I don't think they are vampires, though.
Do you really think that that's happening?
Yeah!
♪♪
Ribeiro: Open your ears.
It's time for "Name That Sound."
[ Plastic tapping ]
Name that sound.
[ Plastic tapping ]
[ Rumbling ]
[ Revving ]
Name that sound.
[ Rumbling ]
[ Revving ]
[ Blowing raspberries ]
[ High-pitched squeaking ]
Name that sound.
Woman: Isabella, sound like a dolphin. Say...
[ High-pitched squeaking ]
♪♪
You've probably heard the expression,
"A magician never reveals his secrets."
But my favorite magicians are
grandparents trying to record a magic trick for their grandkids
who accidentally reveal their secrets without even trying to.
Yeah, yeah, those are my favorite.
Started? Woman: It's done.
Hello.
This is one of Popo's tricks.
And for Easter, I've got the Peep-- the Peeps.
And Mi--
No, I saw you.
You can't get any lower.
You know, you got to -- you got to --
All right. Come on. You got five minutes to do this.
Okay. Wait, I don't have to be --
I can be back here to start with, can't I?
No. Yeah, you can.
Okay.
Okay, so I can go from here.
Hello, Mimi, how you doing over there? Fine?
Okay. She's taping us.
Here's my trick.
I got the Peeps
because it's gonna be Easter.
And I'm gonna hold my magic towel.
As you can see, my hands...
are right as we speak.
You never took a Peep.
You didn't put it down.
This isn't gonna work. Just --
You hear what I'm saying? You didn't take a Peep.
When I put it down, you got to take one.
[ Sighs ] You never took one.
[ Speaks indistinctly ]
I know. We're gonna have to listen to it.
Okay, Mimi, we ready to tape?
I have my towel. I have my Peeps for Easter.
We'll see how this trick works.
I'm set up. I shake it.
I wiggle it a little bit.
I wiggle, I wiggle, I'm wiggling.
Okay, I bring it up.
One's gone.
Let's see if I can try that again.
I wiggle it, I wiggle it, I wiggle it.
And another one's gone.
And I wonder, Mimi --
Mimi, how did that work?
Oh! There's where they went!
As an adult, I seek comfort,
stress-free environments, and a stomach free of nausea.
And yet, young people will pay to go on amusement park rides
and experience the opposite of all the things I strive for.
Ahh, youth.
[ "Flying Fiddle Polka" playing ]
♪♪
-Oh! -[ Laughs ]
♪♪
[ Woman screaming ]
[ Laughing ]
♪♪
[ Growls ] [ Screams ]
♪♪
Bye.
[ Both screaming ]
♪♪
If you've got a funny video, upload it to AFV.com.
♪♪
Has anyone ever accused you of being a doofus or a bonehead?
Has anyone ever called you incompetent,
prompting you to look them straight in the eye and ask,
"Do you really think I know what the word incompetent means?"
Well, if so, well, I can't help you.
But I do want your videos.
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
This is why beach volleyball is more popular
than bedroom volleyball.
[ Glass shatters ]
♪♪
What's worse than salesmen at your door?
♪♪
Boy: Jacob.
For every teenager with a bad idea,
there's another teenager egging him on.
I think you need to jump on it again.
So dumb.
♪♪
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
Man: Watch this.
♪♪
I just --
Hey, watch out.
Man #2: All right? It is slippery.
What?
I'm sorry.
Ribeiro: It's not like he didn't say it was slippery.
They got a new table.
Know what else they got?
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Ribeiro: A new broom.
I'm really sorry.
♪♪
Woman: What do you need... Proof or it didn't happen.
...with the pizza?
The time? Man: Let me see it.
Ribeiro: If only there were some way to figure out
how long to microwave this 3 minute microwave pizza.
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
Candy companies like to call
their smallest candy bars "fun size."
Really? Like, really?
Okay, like, to me, the most fun size candy bar
would be a candy bar that's so big,
you need a forklift to get it to your mouth, okay?
Luckily, our Halloween video clips are "funny size,"
which we can all agree is the perfect size.
♪♪
Woman: All right, go. Go check it out, guys!
Ribeiro: A skeleton? A T-Rex? A T-Rex-leton!
Boy, that is scary.
[ Roars ]
[ Screaming ]
Go! I don't want to stay!
Go! Right now, open the door --
You're younger than me! I'll play your Nintendo!
Ribeiro: Hmm. Wonder what they're so scared of.
Wish we had another angle.
Ew!
Why, thank you!
If I do it, you're not playing your Nintendo.
Now, open the door, and I will unlock it.
Okay.
♪♪
Oh, it's moving.
Probably the wind.
See, it's windy.
Okay, unlock -- Look at the leaves.
Hurry!
Aah!
♪♪
Ribeiro: Halloween -- It's not just for kids.
♪♪
And there go the pumpkins.
[ Cheers and applause ]
The key to building wealth
is the same as building a good show.
You need a diversified portfolio.
That's why I'm heavy into boneheads, dimwits, clumsy dogs,
silly cats, trampolines, magic tricks, and pranks.
Yeah. It's always a bull market around here.
Is that column Ionic, Doric, or just dork?
♪♪
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
Woman: Hey, Landon.
Ooh!
[ Laughs ]
Man: Bro.
What are you doin'?
Oh!
Ribeiro: Well, at least now he can use the carpool lane.
Man: He off. Oh!
Geico!
♪♪
Bro, what are you doing, bro?
Ribeiro: And to think he does this
without those ugly rented shoes.
[ Woman laughs ] Oh, my goodness!
[ Laughs ]
You gotta blow the whistle like this. Look.
[ Whistle blows ]
Blow it.
[ Boy shrieking ]
[ Laughing ]
Blow -- [ Laughs ]
♪♪
Woman: Look, look, look.
Ribeiro: Man, this ferret's a real weasel.
[ Laughs ]
Did you see him come runnin' around the corner?
Man: I just saw Henry. Look, look, look!
Or at least a distant cousin of a weasel.
[ Laughs ]
Woman: #2: You're not videotaping, are you?
[ Laughter ]
Man: My ring?! Yes, because you gave it to me,
and I stuck it in here.
So it's my fault?
I have no ring for tonight.
I know. Hey, you can borrow mine.
I have no ring. You can borrow somebody's.
I'm sorry.
You lost my ring. Ready for that tattoo.
You lost my ring!
Almost lost mine.
She lost my ring. I've been --
Ribeiro: So, she stuck her husband's wedding ring
in her bikini strap.
Maybe not the best place when you're frolicking in the waves.
[ Indistinct conversations ]
Oh, wait, it's in my butt!
No -- Oh, my God!
[ Shrieking indistinctly ]
[ Laughing ]
♪♪
Halloween is the perfect night for candy, scares,
and getting all dressed up!
But doing all that and not getting it on video?
Well, that's just messed up, which is why
Halloween videos are tonight's "Assignment America".
Need some examples?
Yeah. Then just keep on watching the show
'cause we've been playing them all night!
Jess, tell 'em more.
When your sugar rush wears off, we want you to rush us
the videos of your craziest costumes,
scariest pranks, and funniest trick-or-treat fails!
Your spooktacular clip could win $20,000 or even $100,000!
Just upload the video to AFV.com.
For full contest rules, log on to AFV.com.
Because at "AFV," we love Halloween videos
even more than your dentist loves Halloween candy!
♪♪
Funny videos are cool, but some are even cooler,
and those are the three that will take home some moola.
So, let's meet our finalists.
First up, an eavesdropping doggy and you know what she heard?
Why, her mama just said all her favorite words.
It's "Dog's Favorite Phone Call"
sent in by Francesca Gentilini from Ocean View, New Jersey.
I was looking through my cabinet,
and I was trying to find all my treats.
I have so many treats.
I love -- I love the peanut butter treats.
[ Chuckles ]
Um, yeah, I like to --
I'd like to do that.
No, we could probably go for a car ride.
[ Chuckles ]
Joining us are Francesca and Kona.
Now, Francesca, allow me to do this --
Car ride!
Oh! Didn't do it.
Now, does Kona still react when you try this,
or has she, like, caught on?
She does. She has a few favorite key phrases.
Okay. All right.
Well, she's an adorable dog that deserves a treat!
[ Laughs ]
It can only be Mama. Can only be Mama.
All right, well, good luck.
Thank you. All right.
Next up, technology is dandy.
Know what's better? Candy.
It's "Incomplete Trick or Treat"
sent in by Ronda Brantley and Jim Swafford from Ferris, Texas.
Female A.I. voice: What is the purpose of the visit?
Trick or treat. I want something yummy.
Give me something yummy, please.
Sorry. I cannot help you with that.
I can take a message or assist with package delivery.
What do you want to do?
I want to get trick or treats.
Joining us are Ronda, Corrie, Jim, and Kay.
Now, you're all neighbors, but you hadn't met until this video.
Ronda, tell me, how did you get the video from Jim and Kay?
Well, I actually posted it in our neighborhood group,
you know, just thanking our neighbors
for the great Halloween that they got together
for the kids to trick or treat.
And I also said "I'm sorry,
but my daughter had a whole conversation
with your virtual assistant."
And he posted the video and asked, "Is this your daughter?"
Oh, well, that's great.
You know what? "AFV" --
bringing America together one video at a time!
Absolutely.
All right. Good luck, guys!
All right. And finally,
they were trying to be Siegfried and Roy.
Instead, they became
Siegfried and Boy, are you not very good at this.
It's "Magic from the Grand Peeps"
sent in by Kathie Rickenbaugh from Bradenton, Florida.
As you can see, my hands...
are right as we speak.
You never took a Peep.
You didn't put it down.
This isn't gonna work. Just --
You hear what I'm saying? You didn't take a Peep.
When I put it down, you got to take one.
[ Sighs ] You never took one.
Joining us are Kathie and Robert.
Now, this was a magic trick you were doing
to send to your grandchildren for Easter.
Now, how long have you two been doing tricks for them?
Ah, quite often.
Uh, because of COVID, we couldn't be with them.
So we did this one a couple years ago.
And we thought it had disappeared,
and my daughter-in-law resurrected it.
[ Laughs ]
Well, like you said, you been doing this for years.
So I guess I would imagine some of your tricks are so old,
they could have kids by now, right?
Most definitely!
[ Laughing ] All right.
All right. Well, good luck, guys!
All right. Well, we're gonna find out who takes home the cash
in just a minute, but first, let's take a look
at some of the clips that didn't make our top three
in tonight's honorable mention.
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[ Dog yelping ]
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[ Slow-motion gurgling, coughing ]
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Aah!
Spider: Hey, guys.
[ Slow-motion screaming ]
♪♪
Yee-haw!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
Okay, it's time to hand out tonight's prizes.
$20,000 for first, $6,000 for second,
and $4,000 for third.
Here we go.
Our third-place, $4,000 winner is...
"Magic from the Grand Peeps"
sent in by Kathie Rickenbaugh from Bradenton, Florida.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Thank you, guys.
And the winner of the $20,000
and tonight's funniest home video is...
"Dog's Favorite Phone Call"
sent in by Francesca Gentilini from Ocean View, New Jersey.
We have Francesca and Kona.
Congratulations, Francesca and Kona!
Thank you. Now, listen.
Just for fun, what are you gonna do with the prize money?
And please answer using Kona's favorite words.
We'll definitely have to go for a walk
and have a lot of treats. [ Laughs ]
Well, that will be awesome, 'cause, you know what?
Congratulations. Thank you.
You've got $20,000
and a shot at $100,000! Thank you.
For all your walkin' and all your treatin'.
Congratulations. Thank you so much.
Well, that's our show.
Before we go, here's a quick reminder
that there will be no more reminders.
Yeah. We're done.
When would we give them? I dunno.
Yeah, well, we'll see you next time,
and don't forget, if you upload a video and it airs on the show,
we'll send you an "AFV" T-shirt.
So good night, everybody, and remember --
Send your video to me, you might win 20 G's.
-- Captions by VITAC --
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Funny videos are cool, but some are even cooler,
and those are the three that will take home some moola.
So, let's meet our finalists.
First up, an eavesdropping doggy and you know what she heard?
Why, her mama just said all her favorite words.
It's "Dog's Favorite Phone Call"
sent in by Francesca Gentilini from Ocean View, New Jersey.
I was looking through my cabinet,
and I was trying to find all my treats.
I have so many treats.
I love -- I love the peanut butter treats.
[ Chuckles ]
Um, yeah, I like to --
I'd like to do that.
No, we could probably go for a car ride.
[ Chuckles ]
Joining us are Francesca and Kona.
Now, Francesca, allow me to do this --
Car ride!
Oh! Didn't do it.
Now, does Kona still react when you try this,
or has she, like, caught on?
She does. She has a few favorite key phrases.
Okay. All right.
Well, she's an adorable dog that deserves a treat!
[ Laughs ]
It can only be Mama. Can only be Mama.
All right, well, good luck.
Thank you. All right.
Next up, technology is dandy.
Know what's better? Candy.
It's "Incomplete Trick or Treat"
sent in by Ronda Brantley and Jim Swafford from Ferris, Texas.
Female A.I. voice: What is the purpose of the visit?
Trick or treat. I want something yummy.
Give me something yummy, please.
Sorry. I cannot help you with that.
I can take a message or assist with package delivery.
What do you want to do?
I want to get trick or treats.
Joining us are Ronda, Corrie, Jim, and Kay.
Now, you're all neighbors, but you hadn't met until this video.
Ronda, tell me, how did you get the video from Jim and Kay?
Well, I actually posted it in our neighborhood group,
you know, just thanking our neighbors
for the great Halloween that they got together
for the kids to trick or treat.
And I also said "I'm sorry,
but my daughter had a whole conversation
with your virtual assistant."
And he posted the video and asked, "Is this your daughter?"
Oh, well, that's great.
You know what? "AFV" --
bringing America together one video at a time!
Absolutely.
All right. Good luck, guys!
All right. And finally,
they were trying to be Siegfried and Roy.
Instead, they became
Siegfried and Boy, are you not very good at this.
It's "Magic from the Grand Peeps"
sent in by Kathie Rickenbaugh from Bradenton, Florida.
As you can see, my hands...
are right as we speak.
You never took a Peep.
You didn't put it down.
This isn't gonna work. Just --
You hear what I'm saying? You didn't take a Peep.
When I put it down, you got to take one.
[ Sighs ] You never took one.
Joining us are Kathie and Robert.
Now, this was a magic trick you were doing
to send to your grandchildren for Easter.
Now, how long have you two been doing tricks for them?
Ah, quite often.
Uh, because of COVID, we couldn't be with them.
So we did this one a couple years ago.
And we thought it had disappeared,
and my daughter-in-law resurrected it.
[ Laughs ]
Well, like you said, you been doing this for years.
So I guess I would imagine some of your tricks are so old,
they could have kids by now, right?
Most definitely!
[ Laughing ] All right.
All right. Well, good luck, guys!
All right. Well, we're gonna find out who takes home the cash
in just a minute, but first, let's take a look
at some of the clips that didn't make our top three
in tonight's honorable mention.
♪♪
[ Dog yelping ]
♪♪
[ Slow-motion gurgling, coughing ]
♪♪
Aah!
Spider: Hey, guys.
[ Slow-motion screaming ]
♪♪
Yee-haw!
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
Okay, it's time to hand out tonight's prizes.
$20,000 for first, $6,000 for second,
and $4,000 for third.
Here we go.
Our third-place, $4,000 winner is...
"Magic from the Grand Peeps"
sent in by Kathie Rickenbaugh from Bradenton, Florida.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Thank you, guys.
And the winner of the $20,000
and tonight's funniest home video is...
"Dog's Favorite Phone Call"
sent in by Francesca Gentilini from Ocean View, New Jersey.
We have Francesca and Kona.
Congratulations, Francesca and Kona!
Thank you. Now, listen.
Just for fun, what are you gonna do with the prize money?
And please answer using Kona's favorite words.
We'll definitely have to go for a walk
and have a lot of treats. [ Laughs ]
Well, that will be awesome, 'cause, you know what?
Congratulations. Thank you.
You've got $20,000
and a shot at $100,000! Thank you.
For all your walkin' and all your treatin'.
Congratulations. Thank you so much.
Well, that's our show.
Before we go, here's a quick reminder
that there will be no more reminders.
Yeah. We're done.
When would we give them? I dunno.
Yeah, well, we'll see you next time,
and don't forget, if you upload a video and it airs on the show,
we'll send you an "AFV" T-shirt.
So good night, everybody, and remember --
Send your video to me, you might win 20 G's.
-- Captions by VITAC --
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