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Ribeiro: Here's a taste
of tonight's "AFV."
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It's calorie free
but full of laughs.
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♪♪
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[ Screaming,
laughing ]
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They want your food.
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Ohh!
[ Seagull squawks ]
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♪♪
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[ Glass shatters ]
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♪♪
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Woman: It's way bigger
than you, Gracie.
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[ Roars ]
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Aah!
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♪♪
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Welcome to...
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And now here he is,
the host of our show --
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Alfonso Ribeiro!
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A'ight. Let's do this, y'all.
Come on.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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♪♪
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That's what
I'm talkin' 'bout, y'all.
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♪♪
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Hello, and welcome
to our Halloween episode!
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Halloween marks
the beginning of sugar season.
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You see, if a kid is careful,
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they can make their Halloween
candy last till Christmas,
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their Christmas candy
last until Valentine's day,
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their Valentine's candy
last till Easter.
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Well, u-unless you're like me
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and just eat all your candy
in one magical night!
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Now, we're gonna have
plenty of Halloween videos
later in the show.
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For now,
enjoy these sugar-free clips.
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♪♪
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Her friends are
already laughing.
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It's as if they know
it's not gonna end well for
her.
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[ Woman laughs ]
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Man: Ohh!
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Are you okay?
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[ Laughs ]
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Ow!
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Let me grab that.
Who did that?
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Woman: You want some
watermelon in a bowl?
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Wadermelon-inna-blowl.
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[ Laughs ]
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What do you want?
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[ Babbling indistinctly ]
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You want watermelon
in a bowl?
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Yeah.
[ Babbling ]
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Watermelon [babbles]
inna bowl.
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Boy: From the chair.
Now belly flop!
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Jump in!
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Oh! [ Laughs ]
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Ribeiro: She takes
a nice dunk in the pool,
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and so does her
ice cream cone.
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Oh, my God!
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♪♪
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The cat's on her way home,
and what's this?
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[ Ding! ]
She brought home a live bird.
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Man: Oh, no. No, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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I gotta go.
I gotta go.
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Oh, no. Oh, no.
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[ Bird chirping ]
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[ Girl shrieking ]
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I know. I know. I know.
[ Bird squawks ]
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I gotta get it out.
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Oh, no,
the bird got out.
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Oh, no.
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Get out.
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♪♪
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[ Dog yips ]
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Oh. Nope, nope, nope.
I got it.
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[ Bird squawks ]
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Hello?
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No, really good.
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Um, I was actually
just about to go for a walk.
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Yeah, I was, um -- I was
looking through my cabinet,
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and I was trying to find
all my treats.
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I have so many treats.
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I love -- I love
the peanut butter treats.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Um, yeah, I like to --
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I'd like to do that.
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No, we could probably
go for a car ride.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Um, yeah, I just
have to go potty first.
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[ Laughing ] Yeah,
I have to pee-pee really bad.
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♪♪
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Remember when I said
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we'd have Halloween videos
later in the show?
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Well, that time has come, and
I'm handing out Halloween
videos
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like that one house
on your block
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that hands out
full-sized candy bars.
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Tell your friends!
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Man:
You want me to say that?
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He's not a serial killer.
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But he is a serial
butt-sniffer.
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Man: Mike's lining it up.
Hold on.
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I have --
I have lipstick on my teeth.
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Here you go.
Let me fix it for you.
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[ Laughs ]
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Gross.
Oh, you want a funny one now?
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Man: Yeah, do a funny one.
Man #2: Yeah, do a funny one.
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That's good.
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[ Screaming ]
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♪♪
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Trick or treat!
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Woman: ♪ Smell my feet,
give me something good to eat
♪
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No?
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Woman: Did you -- But did you
eat your sucker in bed?
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No.
You didn't?
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[ Man laughs ]
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Turn around.
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[ Laughter ]
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♪♪
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Ribeiro:
See if you can pinpoint
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the exact moment
Toby stopped liking Halloween.
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♪♪
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[ Decoration growls,
Toby yelps ]
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♪♪
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[ Woman laughing ]
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♪♪
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Ribeiro:
Some Halloween costumes
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are more playground-friendly
than others.
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Woman: [ Laughing ]
You -- You might --
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♪♪
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You might have to lay down.
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[ Laughing ]
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You gotta lay down.
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Ribeiro:
Maybe she should have gone
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as a chicken
with its head cut off.
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[ Woman laughing ]
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Mom, when we
go on vacation --
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[ Laughing ]
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[ Boy
speaking indistinctly ]
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Ribeiro:
Pumpkin launchers are great.
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You just gotta
watch that recoil.
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Woman: Let it go!
Ohh!
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[ Slow-motion ]
Let it go! Ohh!
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♪♪
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When it comes to the various
ways people have fun in the
sun,
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it's clear why they're called
"summer activities."
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Because "summer" bad ideas
[some are]
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and "summer" even worse.
[some are]
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♪ Crazy lately, I'm
confirmin', tryna write myself
a sermon ♪
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♪ You just tryna get a word
in, life is not fair ♪
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♪ I've been workin'
on my tunnel vision ♪
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♪ Tryna get a new prescription
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♪ Takin' swings and even
missin' but I don't care ♪
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♪ I'm dancin' more
just a little bit ♪
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♪ Breathin' more
just a little bit ♪
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♪ Care a little less
just a little bit ♪
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♪ Like life is whoo-hoo
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♪ I'm makin' more
just a little bit ♪
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♪ Spend a little more
to get rid of it ♪
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♪ Smile a little more
and I'm into it ♪
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♪ I-I-I-I-I've been runnin'
through this strange life ♪
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♪ Chasin' all
them green lights ♪
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♪ Throwin' off the shade
for a little bit of sunshine ♪
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♪ Hit me with them good vibes,
pictures on my phone like ♪
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♪ Everything is so fine,
little bit of sunshine ♪
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♪♪
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♪ A little bit of sunshine
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♪♪
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♪ A little bit of sunshine
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♪ I-I've been runnin' through
this strange life ♪
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♪ Chasin' all
them green lights ♪
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♪ Throwin' off the shade
for a little bit of sunshine ♪
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♪ Hit me with them good vibes,
pictures on my phone like ♪
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♪ Everything is so fine,
little bit of sunshine ♪
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♪♪
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You want to see
your funny video on TV?
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Upload it to AFV.com.
♪ A little bit of sunshine
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Since the invention
of the smartphone,
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we have become
a camera-obsessed culture.
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Like, we're always
taking pictures --
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a group shot here,
a selfie there.
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So, it's surprising that in
this age of photography fever,
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some people still mess up
snapping a simple pic.
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I just, eh, eh, eh...
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Woman: I want you to go and --
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I have a video going.
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I want to send this to --
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Show Mommy --
Oh, there you go.
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Whoa!
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Oh! [ Laughs ]
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Oh. My. God.
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[ Grunts ]
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Man: You're flexin'?
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Yes.
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Grr. [ Laughs ]
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Look at those muscles.
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He's a muscle man.
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Take the picture now
with my muscle.
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[ Laughing ]
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I'm shooting a video,
bud.
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What?
I'm shooting video.
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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Ribeiro: People say cheese.
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What do sea lions say?
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[ Squawks ]
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[ Person laughs ]
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Man: What happened?
What happened?
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♪♪
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Woman: Whoo!
Woman #2: My gosh, Em!
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♪♪
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Please be nice to me.
Ah!
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Ah!
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Ribeiro: She got so engrossed
with her rock balancing,
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she forgot she was wearing
a hat with a visor.
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Yeah --
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[ Laughter ]
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♪♪
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Perfect. Yeah.
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It's time for "Versus."
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Join us as "guys battling
things that aren't living"
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take on "canine slumbers
enhanced by snack giving."
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[ Bell dings ]
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Tonight on "Versus"...
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The dudes are up first, and
this guy with the weed whacker
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becomes a gardening
tool attacker.
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♪♪
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Let sleeping dogs lie
unless you give 'em pie!
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Or whatever this is.
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[ Laughter ]
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This toy is
some assembly required,
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but these results
are far from desired.
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[ Grunts ]
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Ohh, my gosh.
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It looks like
the best part of waking up
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is a hot dog for your pup.
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[ Woman laughs ]
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Yum, doggy, yum!
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[ Laughs ]
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This trash can frustration
leads to rubbish domination.
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Man: That dumb thing!
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Ribeiro:
Smash, dude, smash!
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The canines hope
victory could be brewing
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for a sleeping dog
that is dream-chewing.
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[ Snoring ]
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Is it enough?
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And the winner is...
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[ Bell dinging ]
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...men fighting
inanimate objects!
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♪♪
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Join us next time when
the frustrated fellas take
on...
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...on "Versus."
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[ Applause ]
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♪♪
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Now, is it "suffice to say"
or "suffice it to say"?
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There are two
schools of thought --
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those who don't know
and those who don't care.
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Now, where do I stand
on this hot-button issue?
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Well, suffice it to say
I don't know...
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and I don't care.
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So, here are some videos
that suffice to say are funny.
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Did I use that right?
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I don't know...
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and I don't care.
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I'm getting my laundry
from downstairs,
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and two rats
ran on these pipes up here.
263
00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:08,535
And one fell into the washer,
264
00:11:08,635 --> 00:11:11,804
and so I closed the lid.
265
00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:13,473
[ Shrieks ]
266
00:11:13,573 --> 00:11:18,945
♪♪
267
00:11:19,045 --> 00:11:24,417
♪♪
268
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,819
Zah!
269
00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:27,987
Woman: What is that?
270
00:11:28,087 --> 00:11:30,423
It kitty cat.
271
00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:33,159
Be careful.
Don't break it.
272
00:11:33,259 --> 00:11:34,260
[ Gasps ]
273
00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:37,130
Am I really sure
about what?
274
00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:41,534
Well, what do --
what do you mean?
275
00:11:47,774 --> 00:11:49,676
I'm positive.
As the baby grows,
276
00:11:49,776 --> 00:11:51,945
that's what causes
the mama's belly to get
bigger.
277
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:56,649
But if the belly
gets bigger...
278
00:11:56,749 --> 00:11:58,851
Yeah.
...the baby starts
279
00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:01,921
to come out its side.
280
00:12:02,021 --> 00:12:03,556
Oh, is that
how babies come out?
281
00:12:03,656 --> 00:12:05,191
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
282
00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:09,529
And are you very,
very sure about this?
283
00:12:09,629 --> 00:12:11,531
About how they get in there?
Yeah.
284
00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:13,766
[ Chuckling ] Yeah,
I'm really sure about that.
285
00:12:13,866 --> 00:12:15,168
Oh. Okay.
286
00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:19,072
I'll ask Mom if you're
really sure about yourself.
287
00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:21,741
Okay, well, ask Mama.
I'm really sure about myself.
288
00:12:21,841 --> 00:12:25,044
Yeah. I-I had you
and your brother. Okay.
289
00:12:25,144 --> 00:12:27,814
[ Woman laughs ]
290
00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,816
Ribeiro:
They wanted a room with a
view.
291
00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:33,086
Not a view of Mark
and Patty's reception.
292
00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:40,126
[ Woman laughing ]
293
00:12:40,226 --> 00:12:43,096
So this is our --
this is our --
294
00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:45,431
This is somebody's wedding.
295
00:12:45,531 --> 00:12:47,700
[ Laughter ]
296
00:12:52,872 --> 00:12:54,007
Ready? Ready?
297
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,308
[ Chanting ]
"Daddy! Daddy!"
298
00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:56,442
Kids: [ Chanting ]
Daddy! Daddy!
299
00:12:56,542 --> 00:12:57,577
Ribeiro:
You can't make an omelet
300
00:12:57,677 --> 00:12:59,412
without breaking some eggs.
301
00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:01,547
Or the occasional pan.
302
00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:03,249
[ Kid shrieks ]
303
00:13:03,349 --> 00:13:07,020
[ Applause ]
304
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,489
Some things don't just
cross
our minds.
305
00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:14,160
They find a campsite, pitch a
tent, and spend a week in
there.
306
00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:16,796
Time to drink in
exactly what I'm thinkin'.
307
00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:20,066
It's "Here's a Thought."
308
00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:21,367
Life pro tip --
309
00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:25,538
Pick a costume with arms
long enough to reach the
candy.
310
00:13:27,373 --> 00:13:30,943
[ Woman laughs ]
Man: Get it, Kate!
311
00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:32,812
Bend your knees, silly!
She can't see it.
312
00:13:32,912 --> 00:13:36,382
Oh --
[ Laughs ]
313
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:37,684
It's right there.
314
00:13:37,784 --> 00:13:40,586
It's --
[ Laughs ]
315
00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:42,155
Word to the wise...
316
00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:45,892
Maybe don't trick or treat
on Elm Street.
317
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:47,226
[ Chuckles ]
318
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,662
That's what I'm gonna do
when someone tries to scare
me.
319
00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:51,431
I'm gonna -- Aah!
320
00:13:56,936 --> 00:13:58,004
[ Woman laughs ]
321
00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:00,406
Little advice...
322
00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:02,642
When you give out candy
to trick or treaters,
323
00:14:02,742 --> 00:14:05,511
you might wanna open
the screen door.
324
00:14:05,611 --> 00:14:07,547
♪♪
325
00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:09,082
Man: Right here.
326
00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:16,989
Yeah, I'm fine.
327
00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:19,025
This door's broken anyway.
328
00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:22,962
Parenting 101 --
329
00:14:23,062 --> 00:14:27,266
Don't scare your daughters
right after karate lessons.
330
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:30,536
Girl: Whoo!
331
00:14:30,636 --> 00:14:31,838
Candy I got --
332
00:14:31,938 --> 00:14:34,273
[ Growls ]
333
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:35,408
[ Grunts ]
334
00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:38,444
[ Girls laughing ]
335
00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:39,912
♪♪
336
00:14:40,012 --> 00:14:41,714
[ Bats chirping ]
337
00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:44,684
♪♪
338
00:14:47,153 --> 00:14:48,788
♪♪
339
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,190
There's a trend
on social media
340
00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:53,793
of people using filters
on their photos
341
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,129
to make themselves look
super good-looking.
342
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,364
Yeah, so I had
the brilliant idea
343
00:14:58,464 --> 00:15:00,166
of using those filters
on our videos
344
00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:03,002
so if people do
something embarrassing,
345
00:15:03,102 --> 00:15:05,471
they can at least look super
good while doing it, right?
346
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:08,541
Eh? Eh?
Smart, right? Right?
347
00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:11,711
Yeah, and -- and I pitched
that idea to my producers,
348
00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:15,047
so they said, "Why don't you
just stick to introducing
videos
349
00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:17,817
and stop pitching ideas?"
So -- So --
350
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:21,954
But I-I-I think they're
mulling it over. All right?
351
00:15:22,054 --> 00:15:23,956
Now, until then,
here are some videos.
352
00:15:24,056 --> 00:15:26,392
#nofilters.
353
00:15:26,492 --> 00:15:28,261
I'm gonna go talk to them
about it. I'm gonna go talk.
354
00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:30,396
I hope not.
355
00:15:30,496 --> 00:15:32,432
Ribeiro: Hope you brought
enough to share.
356
00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:33,833
Ohh!
357
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,536
[ Seagulls squawking ]
358
00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:38,938
Woman: You didn't, Max?
No.
359
00:15:39,038 --> 00:15:41,340
That whole doughnut
is not in your face right now?
360
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,609
In your mouth?
Look at me.
361
00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:45,711
Let me see, then.
[ Kid laughs ]
362
00:15:45,812 --> 00:15:47,747
Is that whole doughnut
in your mouth?
363
00:15:47,847 --> 00:15:49,081
No.
It's not?
364
00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:51,250
Ribeiro:
I "doughnut" believe him.
[do not]
365
00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:52,852
Say ahh.
366
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:53,920
Ahh.
367
00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:56,355
It looks like
it's all in there to me.
368
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,524
Woman:
Watch that bird. Watch him.
369
00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:01,494
[ Laughter ]
370
00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:03,629
♪♪
371
00:16:03,729 --> 00:16:07,600
Ribeiro:
Wow. What a pain in the butt.
372
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:09,869
[ Laughter ]
373
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:17,643
♪♪
374
00:16:17,743 --> 00:16:18,878
Man:
Don't open the door.
375
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,613
Ribeiro: This is one time
376
00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:22,949
you really want
to listen to your neighbor.
377
00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:26,652
Man: Don't open the door.
There's a snake on your door.
378
00:16:26,752 --> 00:16:29,522
Don't open the door.
Don't open the door!
379
00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:32,325
Shut the door!
380
00:16:34,293 --> 00:16:35,962
Man: Potato.
381
00:16:36,062 --> 00:16:38,231
Iguana.
382
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,166
Puppy.
383
00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:42,168
Dog.
384
00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:44,270
Fred.
385
00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:46,038
Squirrel.
386
00:16:46,138 --> 00:16:49,242
[ Laughs ]
387
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:50,943
Out.
Here.
388
00:16:51,043 --> 00:16:52,512
Here.
Here.
389
00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:54,013
Here.
Down.
390
00:16:54,113 --> 00:16:57,049
Ribeiro:
Talk about a plié for
attention. [plea]
391
00:16:57,149 --> 00:16:58,551
Whoa!
392
00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:01,621
Oh, my gosh.
393
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:02,722
Okay.
394
00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:05,191
[ Baby crying ]
It's fine! It's fine.
395
00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:08,694
♪♪
396
00:17:10,062 --> 00:17:11,731
Ribeiro:
Get ready to boop some snoots.
397
00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:14,166
We're going to the Dog Park.
398
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:16,002
[ Dog barking ]
399
00:17:16,102 --> 00:17:20,039
♪♪
400
00:17:20,139 --> 00:17:21,340
Woman:
Get her, Levi. Get her!
401
00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:24,377
Lexi, where's Abby?
Lexi, where's Abby?
402
00:17:27,179 --> 00:17:30,983
[ Laughing ]
403
00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:33,219
I got it on film,
Abby.
404
00:17:33,319 --> 00:17:35,187
♪♪
405
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:38,124
Ribeiro: "I want that one!
406
00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:41,160
No, I want that one!
407
00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:43,663
No, I want that one!
408
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:46,866
No, I want that one!
409
00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:48,467
No, I want that one!"
410
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,469
[ Laughter ]
411
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:58,778
♪♪
412
00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:07,119
♪♪
413
00:18:07,219 --> 00:18:10,389
That's it. He's grabbing
his leash and going home.
414
00:18:10,489 --> 00:18:13,859
♪♪
415
00:18:18,497 --> 00:18:21,701
Wiley. Master of stealth.
416
00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:24,136
♪♪
417
00:18:24,236 --> 00:18:25,171
Woman: Hi.
418
00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:27,239
Oh. Hi.
[ Growling ]
419
00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:28,274
What do you think?
420
00:18:28,374 --> 00:18:30,109
Do you like me?
421
00:18:30,209 --> 00:18:33,012
Do --
[ Laughs ]
422
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:36,082
Do you like me?
[ Growling ]
423
00:18:36,182 --> 00:18:38,050
Hi. Is that a love?
424
00:18:38,150 --> 00:18:39,385
Woman #2: Rudy.
Hi. Do you like me?
425
00:18:39,485 --> 00:18:40,987
Ribeiro:
I don't speak Shih Tzu,
426
00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:44,190
but I don't think
he likes you.
427
00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:46,993
Hi! Hi.
You wanna give kisses?
428
00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:53,466
[ Dog snorting ]
429
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:54,967
Man: Oh!
430
00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:56,936
[ Applause ]
431
00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:06,812
Together:
Hey, Alfonso, we want to see
some more Halloween videos.
432
00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:08,881
[ Both giggle ]
433
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,716
Okay, Trinity and Azaria.
434
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,685
You want Halloween videos?
435
00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:14,420
Well, I've got
more Halloween videos
436
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:16,689
than you have Halloween candy
on your table.
437
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:19,091
And that's quite
a candy collection!
438
00:19:19,191 --> 00:19:21,127
[ Evil laughter ]
439
00:19:21,227 --> 00:19:24,463
He's not real.
Go ahead.
440
00:19:24,563 --> 00:19:27,967
Boo.
[ Laughs ]
441
00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:29,001
[ Shrieks, laughs evilly ]
442
00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:30,603
Aah!
443
00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:32,672
[ Laughing ]
444
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:38,044
[ Laughing ]
Are you okay?
445
00:19:39,645 --> 00:19:45,885
♪♪
446
00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:48,187
[ Doorbell rings ]
447
00:19:48,287 --> 00:19:49,588
Trick or treat.
448
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:52,258
Trick or treat.
449
00:19:59,298 --> 00:20:02,568
[ Chime ]
Female A.I. voice: Welcome.
450
00:20:02,668 --> 00:20:04,704
What is the purpose
of the visit?
451
00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:08,040
Trick or treat.
I want something yummy.
452
00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:10,743
Give me
something yummy, please.
453
00:20:12,511 --> 00:20:14,914
Sorry.
I cannot help you with that.
454
00:20:15,014 --> 00:20:18,217
I can take a message or assist
with package delivery.
455
00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:19,819
What do you want to do?
456
00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:22,755
I want to get
trick or treats.
457
00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:24,123
I got a lot of trick or treats
in my box.
458
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,358
Sorry.
I cannot help you with that.
459
00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:29,495
I can take a message or assist
with package delivery.
460
00:20:29,595 --> 00:20:32,832
Take a message.
461
00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:34,667
Take a message.
462
00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:38,037
♪♪
463
00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:39,672
[ Bowl growling ]
464
00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:41,407
[ Woman laughs ]
465
00:20:41,507 --> 00:20:42,775
Ribeiro:
He's not scared of anything
466
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:45,578
when there's
kibble in the bowl.
467
00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:47,179
[ Woman laughs ]
468
00:20:47,279 --> 00:20:48,681
Man:
What pumpkin seeds did you
get?
469
00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:50,216
Woman:
I got the jack-o-lantern ones.
470
00:20:50,316 --> 00:20:52,151
And why did you get
the jack-o-lantern ones?
471
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,320
Because these ones
have the face on it.
472
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:56,122
I could have got
the regular pumpkin ones,
473
00:20:56,222 --> 00:20:58,390
but I didn't, because
they didn't come with the
face.
474
00:20:58,491 --> 00:21:02,061
So I bought the jack-o-lantern
ones because I get the face.
475
00:21:02,161 --> 00:21:03,329
But they're not gonna
grow that way.
476
00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:04,897
No, these ones are,
because these ones are
477
00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:06,499
the Jack O' Lantern.
478
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:08,300
Okay. All right.
479
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:11,504
Ribeiro:
He ain't afraid of no ghosts.
480
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,005
But he is afraid of spiders.
481
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:14,840
[ All scream ]
482
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:19,078
♪♪
483
00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:23,282
There are some things
I will never understand.
484
00:21:23,382 --> 00:21:27,019
Why would anyone who works as
a mail carrier buy a
treadmill?
485
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:30,956
Right? Why would anyone
ask a barista out to get
coffee?
486
00:21:31,056 --> 00:21:33,459
And why would anyone
who works on "AFV"
487
00:21:33,559 --> 00:21:35,728
buy their kids a trampoline?
488
00:21:35,828 --> 00:21:38,664
[ Laughter ]
489
00:21:38,764 --> 00:21:41,834
No joke. Some do.
A-And I'm not naming names.
490
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:48,107
But here are 17 reasons why
they should have known better.
491
00:21:48,207 --> 00:21:53,412
♪♪
492
00:21:53,512 --> 00:21:54,613
Aah!
493
00:21:56,715 --> 00:21:57,516
Aah!
494
00:21:57,616 --> 00:22:03,055
♪♪
495
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:03,956
Oh!
496
00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:06,692
Woman: Aah!
497
00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:09,495
[ Woman gasps ]
498
00:22:09,595 --> 00:22:19,471
♪♪
499
00:22:19,572 --> 00:22:21,240
Oh!
500
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:22,808
[ People scream ]
501
00:22:22,908 --> 00:22:27,913
♪♪
502
00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:29,248
Woman: Oh.
503
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:30,783
Woman: Oh, my God.
504
00:22:30,883 --> 00:22:37,556
♪♪
505
00:22:37,656 --> 00:22:44,396
♪♪
506
00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:51,036
♪♪
507
00:22:51,136 --> 00:22:53,339
Waking up from anesthesia
isn't easy.
508
00:22:53,439 --> 00:22:55,808
People experience
confusion, paranoia,
509
00:22:55,908 --> 00:22:58,911
and say ridiculous things
that couldn't possibly be
true.
510
00:22:59,011 --> 00:23:01,013
So, the least we can do
as their caretakers --
511
00:23:01,113 --> 00:23:04,083
you know, the people they
trust the most in this world
--
512
00:23:04,183 --> 00:23:06,785
is to hold the camera steady.
513
00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:09,622
I knew anesthesia could make
you forget your pain,
514
00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:11,991
but I didn't know it could
make you forget your own dog.
515
00:23:16,595 --> 00:23:17,730
[ Crying ]
516
00:23:24,003 --> 00:23:25,571
[ Crying,
mumbling indistinctly ]
517
00:23:25,671 --> 00:23:27,907
Woman:
[ Laughing ] It's your dog.
518
00:23:28,007 --> 00:23:30,809
Rachel, it's --
519
00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:32,544
[ Laughing ]
It's your dog.
520
00:23:32,645 --> 00:23:34,580
[ Squeals ]
521
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:36,148
Rachel, come inside.
522
00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:37,883
No! Aah!
523
00:23:37,983 --> 00:23:39,652
[ Laughing ]
524
00:23:42,721 --> 00:23:44,924
But never marry
a math teacher.
525
00:23:45,024 --> 00:23:46,992
No way in the world.
526
00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:48,260
Woman: Why?
527
00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:50,229
Math! Ugh!
528
00:23:50,329 --> 00:23:51,463
Well, you're
not good at math,
529
00:23:51,563 --> 00:23:54,466
so if you had a wife
that was good at math,
530
00:23:54,566 --> 00:23:55,701
that might help you out.
531
00:23:55,801 --> 00:23:59,405
No, I just need
a robot to do it for me.
532
00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:04,777
Woman: I know.
Well, that's how they --
533
00:24:10,149 --> 00:24:11,951
Yeah.
But they didn't.
534
00:24:20,492 --> 00:24:23,762
[ Laughing ] No.
Nobody took your blood.
535
00:24:29,802 --> 00:24:31,537
I don't --
[ Crying ]
536
00:24:31,637 --> 00:24:34,006
I don't think
they are vampires, though.
537
00:24:53,692 --> 00:24:56,695
Do you really think
that that's happening?
538
00:24:56,795 --> 00:24:57,896
Yeah!
539
00:24:57,997 --> 00:25:01,400
♪♪
540
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:02,368
Ribeiro: Open your ears.
541
00:25:02,468 --> 00:25:05,471
It's time for
"Name That Sound."
542
00:25:05,571 --> 00:25:08,841
[ Plastic tapping ]
543
00:25:08,941 --> 00:25:11,143
Name that sound.
544
00:25:11,243 --> 00:25:13,379
[ Plastic tapping ]
545
00:25:20,285 --> 00:25:23,155
[ Rumbling ]
546
00:25:23,255 --> 00:25:25,457
[ Revving ]
547
00:25:25,557 --> 00:25:27,860
Name that sound.
548
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:30,929
[ Rumbling ]
549
00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:33,298
[ Revving ]
550
00:25:33,399 --> 00:25:36,301
[ Blowing raspberries ]
551
00:25:36,402 --> 00:25:39,838
[ High-pitched squeaking ]
552
00:25:39,938 --> 00:25:41,907
Name that sound.
553
00:25:42,007 --> 00:25:44,910
Woman: Isabella,
sound like a dolphin. Say...
554
00:25:45,010 --> 00:25:47,780
[ High-pitched squeaking ]
555
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:51,550
♪♪
556
00:25:51,650 --> 00:25:53,452
You've probably
heard the expression,
557
00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:55,821
"A magician never
reveals his secrets."
558
00:25:55,921 --> 00:25:57,456
But my favorite magicians are
559
00:25:57,556 --> 00:26:00,893
grandparents trying to record
a magic trick for their
grandkids
560
00:26:00,993 --> 00:26:03,896
who accidentally reveal their
secrets without even trying
to.
561
00:26:03,996 --> 00:26:05,597
Yeah, yeah,
those are my favorite.
562
00:26:05,697 --> 00:26:08,200
Started?
Woman: It's done.
563
00:26:08,300 --> 00:26:09,668
Hello.
564
00:26:09,768 --> 00:26:11,937
This is one of Popo's tricks.
565
00:26:12,037 --> 00:26:16,608
And for Easter,
I've got the Peep-- the Peeps.
566
00:26:16,708 --> 00:26:17,643
And Mi--
567
00:26:17,743 --> 00:26:19,878
No, I saw you.
568
00:26:19,978 --> 00:26:22,347
You can't get any lower.
569
00:26:22,448 --> 00:26:23,615
You know, you got to --
you got to --
570
00:26:23,715 --> 00:26:25,818
All right. Come on.
You got five minutes to do
this.
571
00:26:25,918 --> 00:26:27,486
Okay.
Wait, I don't have to be --
572
00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:29,855
I can be back here
to start with, can't I?
573
00:26:32,291 --> 00:26:33,625
No. Yeah, you can.
574
00:26:33,725 --> 00:26:34,726
Okay.
575
00:26:34,827 --> 00:26:37,096
Okay,
so I can go from here.
576
00:26:37,196 --> 00:26:39,331
Hello, Mimi, how you doing
over there? Fine?
577
00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:41,867
Okay. She's taping us.
578
00:26:41,967 --> 00:26:42,835
Here's my trick.
579
00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:44,169
I got the Peeps
580
00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:46,705
because it's gonna be Easter.
581
00:26:46,805 --> 00:26:51,944
And I'm gonna hold
my magic towel.
582
00:26:52,044 --> 00:26:54,947
As you can see, my hands...
583
00:26:55,047 --> 00:26:57,015
are right as we speak.
584
00:26:59,852 --> 00:27:01,053
You never took a Peep.
585
00:27:01,153 --> 00:27:02,654
You didn't put it down.
586
00:27:02,754 --> 00:27:03,956
This isn't gonna work.
Just --
587
00:27:04,056 --> 00:27:05,624
You hear what I'm saying?
You didn't take a Peep.
588
00:27:05,724 --> 00:27:08,193
When I put it down,
you got to take one.
589
00:27:08,293 --> 00:27:10,229
[ Sighs ]
You never took one.
590
00:27:10,329 --> 00:27:11,663
[ Speaks indistinctly ]
591
00:27:11,763 --> 00:27:13,632
I know. We're gonna
have to listen to it.
592
00:27:13,732 --> 00:27:15,634
Okay, Mimi, we ready to tape?
593
00:27:15,734 --> 00:27:18,837
I have my towel.
I have my Peeps for Easter.
594
00:27:18,937 --> 00:27:21,773
We'll see how
this trick works.
595
00:27:21,874 --> 00:27:23,175
I'm set up. I shake it.
596
00:27:23,275 --> 00:27:24,376
I wiggle it a little bit.
597
00:27:24,476 --> 00:27:26,378
I wiggle, I wiggle,
I'm wiggling.
598
00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:28,480
Okay, I bring it up.
599
00:27:30,716 --> 00:27:32,985
One's gone.
600
00:27:33,085 --> 00:27:35,320
Let's see if I can
try that again.
601
00:27:35,420 --> 00:27:37,956
I wiggle it,
I wiggle it, I wiggle it.
602
00:27:40,792 --> 00:27:42,895
And another one's gone.
603
00:27:42,995 --> 00:27:45,797
And I wonder, Mimi --
604
00:27:45,898 --> 00:27:49,101
Mimi, how did that work?
605
00:27:50,169 --> 00:27:52,437
Oh!
There's where they went!
606
00:27:57,509 --> 00:28:00,179
As an adult, I seek comfort,
607
00:28:00,279 --> 00:28:03,315
stress-free environments,
and a stomach free of nausea.
608
00:28:03,415 --> 00:28:06,351
And yet, young people will pay
to go on amusement park rides
609
00:28:06,451 --> 00:28:10,222
and experience the opposite
of all the things I strive
for.
610
00:28:10,322 --> 00:28:11,924
Ahh, youth.
611
00:28:12,024 --> 00:28:14,426
[ "Flying Fiddle Polka"
playing ]
612
00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:21,166
♪♪
613
00:28:21,266 --> 00:28:22,434
-Oh!
-[ Laughs ]
614
00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:29,841
♪♪
615
00:28:29,942 --> 00:28:37,249
♪♪
616
00:28:37,349 --> 00:28:40,786
[ Woman screaming ]
617
00:28:40,886 --> 00:28:42,588
[ Laughing ]
618
00:28:42,688 --> 00:28:48,794
♪♪
619
00:28:48,894 --> 00:28:55,033
♪♪
620
00:28:55,133 --> 00:28:56,902
[ Growls ]
[ Screams ]
621
00:28:57,002 --> 00:29:03,842
♪♪
622
00:29:03,942 --> 00:29:05,110
Bye.
623
00:29:05,210 --> 00:29:08,380
[ Both screaming ]
624
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:10,649
♪♪
625
00:29:10,749 --> 00:29:14,886
If you've got a funny video,
upload it to AFV.com.
626
00:29:14,987 --> 00:29:17,389
♪♪
627
00:29:19,891 --> 00:29:21,560
♪♪
628
00:29:21,660 --> 00:29:25,030
Has anyone ever accused you of
being a doofus or a bonehead?
629
00:29:25,130 --> 00:29:26,865
Has anyone ever
called you incompetent,
630
00:29:26,965 --> 00:29:30,168
prompting you to look them
straight in the eye and ask,
631
00:29:30,269 --> 00:29:34,139
"Do you really think I know
what the word incompetent
means?"
632
00:29:34,239 --> 00:29:36,975
Well, if so,
well, I can't help you.
633
00:29:37,075 --> 00:29:38,777
But I do want your videos.
634
00:29:38,877 --> 00:29:40,545
[ Laughter ]
635
00:29:40,646 --> 00:29:43,348
♪♪
636
00:29:43,448 --> 00:29:45,917
This is why beach volleyball
is more popular
637
00:29:46,051 --> 00:29:47,919
than bedroom volleyball.
638
00:29:49,054 --> 00:29:50,889
[ Glass shatters ]
639
00:29:50,989 --> 00:29:56,428
♪♪
640
00:29:56,528 --> 00:29:58,964
What's worse
than salesmen at your door?
641
00:29:59,064 --> 00:30:05,804
♪♪
642
00:30:05,904 --> 00:30:08,140
Boy: Jacob.
643
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:10,375
For every teenager
with a bad idea,
644
00:30:10,475 --> 00:30:13,211
there's another teenager
egging him on.
645
00:30:13,312 --> 00:30:15,981
I think you need
to jump on it again.
646
00:30:16,081 --> 00:30:17,516
So dumb.
647
00:30:17,616 --> 00:30:21,086
♪♪
648
00:30:21,186 --> 00:30:23,789
[ Laughter ]
649
00:30:23,889 --> 00:30:28,760
♪♪
650
00:30:28,860 --> 00:30:30,062
Man: Watch this.
651
00:30:30,162 --> 00:30:32,097
♪♪
652
00:30:32,197 --> 00:30:33,365
I just --
653
00:30:33,465 --> 00:30:35,767
Hey, watch out.
654
00:30:35,867 --> 00:30:37,369
Man #2: All right?
It is slippery.
655
00:30:37,469 --> 00:30:38,804
What?
656
00:30:38,904 --> 00:30:40,138
I'm sorry.
657
00:30:40,238 --> 00:30:42,541
Ribeiro: It's not like
he didn't say it was slippery.
658
00:30:42,641 --> 00:30:45,043
They got a new table.
659
00:30:45,143 --> 00:30:46,778
Know what else they got?
660
00:30:46,878 --> 00:30:47,913
Oh, my goodness.
661
00:30:48,013 --> 00:30:49,247
Oh, I'm sorry.
662
00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:50,282
Ribeiro: A new broom.
663
00:30:50,382 --> 00:30:52,250
I'm really sorry.
664
00:30:52,351 --> 00:30:58,423
♪♪
665
00:30:58,523 --> 00:31:00,525
Woman: What do you need...
Proof or it didn't happen.
666
00:31:00,625 --> 00:31:02,260
...with the pizza?
667
00:31:06,031 --> 00:31:07,532
The time?
Man: Let me see it.
668
00:31:07,632 --> 00:31:10,535
Ribeiro: If only there were
some way to figure out
669
00:31:10,635 --> 00:31:14,539
how long to microwave
this 3 minute microwave pizza.
670
00:31:14,639 --> 00:31:16,108
[ Laughter ]
671
00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:19,578
♪♪
672
00:31:19,678 --> 00:31:21,480
Candy companies like to call
673
00:31:21,580 --> 00:31:23,949
their smallest candy bars
"fun size."
674
00:31:24,049 --> 00:31:25,183
Really? Like, really?
675
00:31:25,283 --> 00:31:28,253
Okay, like, to me,
the most fun size candy bar
676
00:31:28,353 --> 00:31:29,888
would be a candy bar
that's so big,
677
00:31:29,988 --> 00:31:32,624
you need a forklift
to get it to your mouth, okay?
678
00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:35,827
Luckily, our Halloween
video clips are "funny size,"
679
00:31:35,927 --> 00:31:39,398
which we can all agree
is the perfect size.
680
00:31:39,498 --> 00:31:41,500
♪♪
681
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:43,902
Woman: All right, go.
Go check it out, guys!
682
00:31:44,002 --> 00:31:48,306
Ribeiro: A skeleton? A T-Rex?
A T-Rex-leton!
683
00:31:48,407 --> 00:31:49,574
Boy, that is scary.
684
00:31:49,674 --> 00:31:50,976
[ Roars ]
685
00:31:51,076 --> 00:31:53,845
[ Screaming ]
686
00:32:01,286 --> 00:32:03,121
Go!
I don't want to stay!
687
00:32:03,221 --> 00:32:05,424
Go!
Right now, open the door --
688
00:32:05,524 --> 00:32:08,126
You're younger than me!
I'll play your Nintendo!
689
00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:12,497
Ribeiro: Hmm. Wonder
what they're so scared of.
690
00:32:12,597 --> 00:32:15,267
Wish we had another angle.
691
00:32:15,367 --> 00:32:16,535
Ew!
692
00:32:16,635 --> 00:32:17,602
Why, thank you!
693
00:32:17,702 --> 00:32:19,704
If I do it, you're not
playing your Nintendo.
694
00:32:19,805 --> 00:32:22,707
Now, open the door,
and I will unlock it.
695
00:32:22,808 --> 00:32:24,176
Okay.
696
00:32:24,276 --> 00:32:27,112
♪♪
697
00:32:27,212 --> 00:32:28,547
Oh, it's moving.
698
00:32:28,647 --> 00:32:30,715
Probably the wind.
699
00:32:30,816 --> 00:32:32,083
See, it's windy.
700
00:32:32,184 --> 00:32:33,718
Okay, unlock --
Look at the leaves.
701
00:32:33,819 --> 00:32:34,753
Hurry!
702
00:32:34,853 --> 00:32:36,087
Aah!
703
00:32:36,188 --> 00:32:43,662
♪♪
704
00:32:43,762 --> 00:32:46,698
Ribeiro: Halloween --
It's not just for kids.
705
00:32:46,798 --> 00:32:52,537
♪♪
706
00:32:52,637 --> 00:32:54,639
And there go the pumpkins.
707
00:32:54,739 --> 00:32:58,009
[ Cheers and applause ]
708
00:32:58,109 --> 00:32:59,678
The key to building wealth
709
00:32:59,778 --> 00:33:02,047
is the same
as building a good show.
710
00:33:02,147 --> 00:33:04,249
You need
a diversified portfolio.
711
00:33:04,349 --> 00:33:08,420
That's why I'm heavy into
boneheads, dimwits, clumsy
dogs,
712
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:11,690
silly cats, trampolines,
magic tricks, and pranks.
713
00:33:11,790 --> 00:33:15,427
Yeah. It's always
a bull market around here.
714
00:33:15,527 --> 00:33:20,465
Is that column Ionic, Doric,
or just dork?
715
00:33:20,565 --> 00:33:24,736
♪♪
716
00:33:24,836 --> 00:33:26,972
[ Laughs ]
717
00:33:27,072 --> 00:33:31,443
♪♪
718
00:33:31,543 --> 00:33:34,179
Woman: Hey, Landon.
719
00:33:34,279 --> 00:33:35,780
Ooh!
720
00:33:35,881 --> 00:33:37,148
[ Laughs ]
721
00:33:38,884 --> 00:33:40,185
Man: Bro.
722
00:33:40,285 --> 00:33:42,254
What are you doin'?
723
00:33:42,354 --> 00:33:45,090
Oh!
724
00:33:45,190 --> 00:33:46,725
Oh!
725
00:33:46,825 --> 00:33:49,561
Ribeiro: Well, at least now
he can use the carpool lane.
726
00:33:49,661 --> 00:33:53,365
Man: He off. Oh!
727
00:33:53,465 --> 00:33:55,267
Geico!
728
00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:59,838
♪♪
729
00:33:59,938 --> 00:34:02,240
Bro, what are you doing, bro?
730
00:34:02,340 --> 00:34:03,675
Ribeiro:
And to think he does this
731
00:34:03,775 --> 00:34:06,144
without those
ugly rented shoes.
732
00:34:07,812 --> 00:34:10,215
[ Woman laughs ]
Oh, my goodness!
733
00:34:10,315 --> 00:34:11,516
[ Laughs ]
734
00:34:11,616 --> 00:34:14,152
You gotta blow the whistle
like this. Look.
735
00:34:14,252 --> 00:34:15,854
[ Whistle blows ]
736
00:34:15,954 --> 00:34:18,123
Blow it.
737
00:34:18,223 --> 00:34:19,157
Blow it.
738
00:34:19,257 --> 00:34:21,893
[ Boy shrieking ]
739
00:34:21,993 --> 00:34:23,695
[ Laughing ]
740
00:34:23,795 --> 00:34:25,196
Blow --
[ Laughs ]
741
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:31,403
♪♪
742
00:34:31,503 --> 00:34:32,771
Woman:
Look, look, look.
743
00:34:32,871 --> 00:34:35,373
Ribeiro: Man,
this ferret's a real weasel.
744
00:34:35,473 --> 00:34:37,142
[ Laughs ]
745
00:34:37,242 --> 00:34:40,879
Did you see him come runnin'
around the corner?
746
00:34:40,979 --> 00:34:42,514
Man: I just saw Henry.
Look, look, look!
747
00:34:42,614 --> 00:34:45,016
Or at least
a distant cousin of a weasel.
748
00:34:45,116 --> 00:34:46,551
[ Laughs ]
749
00:34:47,619 --> 00:34:49,354
Woman: #2: You're not
videotaping, are you?
750
00:34:49,454 --> 00:34:51,656
[ Laughter ]
751
00:34:51,756 --> 00:34:53,792
Man: My ring?!
Yes, because you gave it to
me,
752
00:34:53,892 --> 00:34:54,960
and I stuck it in here.
753
00:34:55,060 --> 00:34:57,362
So it's my fault?
754
00:34:57,462 --> 00:34:58,997
I have no ring for tonight.
755
00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:00,699
I know.
Hey, you can borrow mine.
756
00:35:00,799 --> 00:35:03,501
I have no ring.
You can borrow somebody's.
757
00:35:03,602 --> 00:35:05,637
I'm sorry.
758
00:35:05,737 --> 00:35:08,473
You lost my ring.
Ready for that tattoo.
759
00:35:08,573 --> 00:35:10,208
You lost my ring!
760
00:35:10,308 --> 00:35:11,543
Almost lost mine.
761
00:35:11,643 --> 00:35:13,745
She lost my ring.
I've been --
762
00:35:13,845 --> 00:35:16,081
Ribeiro: So, she stuck
her husband's wedding ring
763
00:35:16,181 --> 00:35:17,782
in her bikini strap.
764
00:35:17,882 --> 00:35:21,419
Maybe not the best place when
you're frolicking in the
waves.
765
00:35:21,519 --> 00:35:22,954
[ Indistinct conversations ]
766
00:35:23,054 --> 00:35:24,889
Oh, wait,
it's in my butt!
767
00:35:24,990 --> 00:35:26,458
No --
Oh, my God!
768
00:35:26,558 --> 00:35:28,393
[ Shrieking indistinctly ]
769
00:35:28,493 --> 00:35:30,328
[ Laughing ]
770
00:35:30,428 --> 00:35:39,504
♪♪
771
00:35:39,604 --> 00:35:42,574
Halloween is the perfect night
for candy, scares,
772
00:35:42,674 --> 00:35:44,075
and getting all dressed up!
773
00:35:44,175 --> 00:35:46,311
But doing all that
and not getting it on video?
774
00:35:46,411 --> 00:35:48,513
Well, that's just messed up,
which is why
775
00:35:48,613 --> 00:35:51,282
Halloween videos are tonight's
"Assignment America".
776
00:35:51,383 --> 00:35:52,651
Need some examples?
777
00:35:52,751 --> 00:35:54,452
Yeah. Then just
keep on watching the show
778
00:35:54,552 --> 00:35:56,121
'cause we've been
playing them all night!
779
00:35:56,221 --> 00:35:58,723
Jess, tell 'em more.
780
00:35:58,823 --> 00:36:00,925
When your sugar rush wears
off, we want you to rush us
781
00:36:01,026 --> 00:36:02,694
the videos of
your craziest costumes,
782
00:36:02,794 --> 00:36:05,130
scariest pranks, and funniest
trick-or-treat fails!
783
00:36:05,230 --> 00:36:08,633
Your spooktacular clip could
win $20,000 or even $100,000!
784
00:36:08,733 --> 00:36:10,568
Just upload the video
to AFV.com.
785
00:36:10,669 --> 00:36:13,004
For full contest rules,
log on to AFV.com.
786
00:36:13,104 --> 00:36:15,206
Because at "AFV,"
we love Halloween videos
787
00:36:15,306 --> 00:36:18,410
even more than your dentist
loves Halloween candy!
788
00:36:21,413 --> 00:36:23,481
♪♪
789
00:36:23,581 --> 00:36:26,751
Funny videos are cool,
but some are even cooler,
790
00:36:26,851 --> 00:36:29,621
and those are the three
that will take home some
moola.
791
00:36:29,721 --> 00:36:31,489
So, let's meet our finalists.
792
00:36:31,589 --> 00:36:35,293
First up, an eavesdropping
doggy and you know what she
heard?
793
00:36:35,393 --> 00:36:37,862
Why, her mama just said
all her favorite words.
794
00:36:37,962 --> 00:36:39,664
It's "Dog's
Favorite Phone Call"
795
00:36:39,764 --> 00:36:44,836
sent in by Francesca Gentilini
from Ocean View, New Jersey.
796
00:36:44,936 --> 00:36:45,937
I was looking through
my cabinet,
797
00:36:46,037 --> 00:36:48,606
and I was trying to find
all my treats.
798
00:36:48,707 --> 00:36:50,008
I have so many treats.
799
00:36:50,108 --> 00:36:52,811
I love -- I love
the peanut butter treats.
800
00:36:52,911 --> 00:36:55,346
[ Chuckles ]
801
00:36:55,447 --> 00:36:58,450
Um, yeah, I like to --
802
00:36:58,550 --> 00:37:00,185
I'd like to do that.
803
00:37:00,285 --> 00:37:02,620
No, we could probably
go for a car ride.
804
00:37:02,721 --> 00:37:03,788
[ Chuckles ]
805
00:37:03,888 --> 00:37:06,224
Joining us are
Francesca and Kona.
806
00:37:06,324 --> 00:37:09,627
Now, Francesca,
allow me to do this --
807
00:37:09,728 --> 00:37:11,830
Car ride!
808
00:37:11,930 --> 00:37:13,431
Oh!
Didn't do it.
809
00:37:13,531 --> 00:37:15,934
Now, does Kona still react
when you try this,
810
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,269
or has she,
like, caught on?
811
00:37:18,369 --> 00:37:22,073
She does. She has a few
favorite key phrases.
812
00:37:22,173 --> 00:37:23,475
Okay. All right.
813
00:37:23,575 --> 00:37:28,680
Well, she's an adorable dog
that deserves a treat!
814
00:37:28,780 --> 00:37:30,281
[ Laughs ]
815
00:37:30,381 --> 00:37:32,183
It can only be Mama.
Can only be Mama.
816
00:37:32,283 --> 00:37:34,452
All right,
well, good luck.
817
00:37:34,552 --> 00:37:36,488
Thank you.
All right.
818
00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:38,957
Next up,
technology is dandy.
819
00:37:39,057 --> 00:37:40,658
Know what's better?
Candy.
820
00:37:40,759 --> 00:37:42,494
It's "Incomplete
Trick or Treat"
821
00:37:42,594 --> 00:37:47,332
sent in by Ronda Brantley and
Jim Swafford from Ferris,
Texas.
822
00:37:49,033 --> 00:37:51,035
Female A.I. voice: What is
the purpose of the visit?
823
00:37:51,136 --> 00:37:54,272
Trick or treat.
I want something yummy.
824
00:37:54,372 --> 00:37:56,908
Give me
something yummy, please.
825
00:37:58,810 --> 00:38:01,212
Sorry.
I cannot help you with that.
826
00:38:01,312 --> 00:38:04,382
I can take a message or assist
with package delivery.
827
00:38:04,482 --> 00:38:06,184
What do you want to do?
828
00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:08,353
I want to get
trick or treats.
829
00:38:08,453 --> 00:38:11,389
Joining us are Ronda,
Corrie, Jim, and Kay.
830
00:38:11,489 --> 00:38:15,660
Now, you're all neighbors, but
you hadn't met until this
video.
831
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:19,831
Ronda, tell me, how did you
get the video from Jim and
Kay?
832
00:38:19,931 --> 00:38:23,368
Well, I actually posted it
in our neighborhood group,
833
00:38:23,468 --> 00:38:24,836
you know, just thanking
our neighbors
834
00:38:24,936 --> 00:38:27,238
for the great Halloween
that they got together
835
00:38:27,338 --> 00:38:28,873
for the kids to
trick or treat.
836
00:38:28,973 --> 00:38:30,542
And I also said "I'm sorry,
837
00:38:30,642 --> 00:38:32,777
but my daughter had
a whole conversation
838
00:38:32,877 --> 00:38:34,712
with your virtual assistant."
839
00:38:34,813 --> 00:38:38,082
And he posted the video and
asked, "Is this your
daughter?"
840
00:38:38,183 --> 00:38:39,284
Oh, well, that's great.
841
00:38:39,384 --> 00:38:40,985
You know what? "AFV" --
842
00:38:41,085 --> 00:38:44,255
bringing America together
one video at a time!
843
00:38:44,355 --> 00:38:45,757
Absolutely.
844
00:38:45,857 --> 00:38:48,526
All right.
Good luck, guys!
845
00:38:48,626 --> 00:38:50,128
All right. And finally,
846
00:38:50,228 --> 00:38:52,163
they were trying to be
Siegfried and Roy.
847
00:38:52,263 --> 00:38:53,431
Instead, they became
848
00:38:53,531 --> 00:38:56,267
Siegfried and Boy, are you
not very good at this.
849
00:38:56,367 --> 00:38:58,703
It's "Magic
from the Grand Peeps"
850
00:38:58,803 --> 00:39:03,308
sent in by Kathie Rickenbaugh
from Bradenton, Florida.
851
00:39:03,408 --> 00:39:06,311
As you can see, my hands...
852
00:39:06,411 --> 00:39:08,379
are right as we speak.
853
00:39:11,716 --> 00:39:12,917
You never took a Peep.
854
00:39:13,051 --> 00:39:14,552
You didn't put it down.
855
00:39:14,652 --> 00:39:15,854
This isn't gonna work.
Just --
856
00:39:15,954 --> 00:39:17,522
You hear what I'm saying?
You didn't take a Peep.
857
00:39:17,622 --> 00:39:20,091
When I put it down,
you got to take one.
858
00:39:20,191 --> 00:39:22,327
[ Sighs ]
You never took one.
859
00:39:22,427 --> 00:39:25,163
Joining us
are Kathie and Robert.
860
00:39:25,263 --> 00:39:27,732
Now, this was a magic trick
you were doing
861
00:39:27,832 --> 00:39:30,401
to send to your grandchildren
for Easter.
862
00:39:30,501 --> 00:39:33,805
Now, how long have you two
been doing tricks for them?
863
00:39:33,905 --> 00:39:36,808
Ah, quite often.
864
00:39:36,908 --> 00:39:40,445
Uh, because of COVID,
we couldn't be with them.
865
00:39:40,545 --> 00:39:44,482
So we did this one
a couple years ago.
866
00:39:44,582 --> 00:39:46,351
And we thought
it had disappeared,
867
00:39:46,451 --> 00:39:50,455
and my daughter-in-law
resurrected it.
868
00:39:50,555 --> 00:39:51,890
[ Laughs ]
869
00:39:51,990 --> 00:39:53,691
Well, like you said,
you been doing this for years.
870
00:39:53,791 --> 00:39:56,728
So I guess I would imagine
some of your tricks are so
old,
871
00:39:56,828 --> 00:39:58,830
they could have kids by now,
right?
872
00:39:58,930 --> 00:40:00,531
Most definitely!
873
00:40:00,632 --> 00:40:01,699
[ Laughing ] All right.
874
00:40:01,799 --> 00:40:03,701
All right.
Well, good luck, guys!
875
00:40:03,801 --> 00:40:06,838
All right. Well, we're gonna
find out who takes home the
cash
876
00:40:06,938 --> 00:40:08,840
in just a minute,
but first, let's take a look
877
00:40:08,940 --> 00:40:11,042
at some of the clips
that didn't make our top three
878
00:40:11,142 --> 00:40:13,211
in tonight's
honorable mention.
879
00:40:13,311 --> 00:40:19,150
♪♪
880
00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:20,919
[ Dog yelping ]
881
00:40:21,019 --> 00:40:25,156
♪♪
882
00:40:25,256 --> 00:40:27,158
[ Slow-motion
gurgling, coughing
]
883
00:40:27,258 --> 00:40:28,359
♪♪
884
00:40:28,459 --> 00:40:30,295
Aah!
885
00:40:32,196 --> 00:40:33,598
Spider: Hey, guys.
886
00:40:33,698 --> 00:40:35,967
[ Slow-motion screaming ]
887
00:40:36,067 --> 00:40:39,971
♪♪
888
00:40:40,071 --> 00:40:42,473
Yee-haw!
889
00:40:42,573 --> 00:40:45,877
♪♪
890
00:40:45,977 --> 00:40:48,413
[ Cheers and applause ]
891
00:40:48,513 --> 00:40:51,616
Okay, it's time to hand out
tonight's prizes.
892
00:40:51,716 --> 00:40:54,118
$20,000 for first,
$6,000 for second,
893
00:40:54,218 --> 00:40:55,620
and $4,000 for third.
894
00:40:55,720 --> 00:40:56,754
Here we go.
895
00:40:56,854 --> 00:41:00,158
Our third-place,
$4,000 winner is...
896
00:41:00,258 --> 00:41:01,526
"Magic from the Grand Peeps"
897
00:41:01,626 --> 00:41:05,163
sent in by Kathie Rickenbaugh
from Bradenton, Florida.
898
00:41:05,263 --> 00:41:07,966
[ Cheers and applause ]
899
00:41:08,066 --> 00:41:09,834
Thank you, guys.
900
00:41:09,934 --> 00:41:12,437
And the winner of the $20,000
901
00:41:12,537 --> 00:41:16,007
and tonight's funniest
home video is...
902
00:41:16,107 --> 00:41:17,442
"Dog's Favorite Phone Call"
903
00:41:17,542 --> 00:41:21,713
sent in by Francesca Gentilini
from Ocean View, New Jersey.
904
00:41:21,813 --> 00:41:24,415
We have Francesca and Kona.
905
00:41:24,515 --> 00:41:27,151
Congratulations,
Francesca and Kona!
906
00:41:27,251 --> 00:41:28,786
Thank you.
Now, listen.
907
00:41:28,886 --> 00:41:32,156
Just for fun, what are you
gonna do with the prize money?
908
00:41:32,256 --> 00:41:36,427
And please answer using
Kona's favorite words.
909
00:41:36,527 --> 00:41:39,430
We'll definitely
have to go for a walk
910
00:41:39,530 --> 00:41:43,101
and have a lot of treats.
[
Laughs
]
911
00:41:43,201 --> 00:41:45,003
Well, that will be awesome,
'cause, you know what?
912
00:41:45,103 --> 00:41:46,504
Congratulations.
Thank you.
913
00:41:46,604 --> 00:41:48,406
You've got $20,000
914
00:41:48,506 --> 00:41:50,341
and a shot at $100,000!
Thank you.
915
00:41:50,441 --> 00:41:53,011
For all your walkin'
and all your treatin'.
916
00:41:53,111 --> 00:41:55,279
Congratulations.
Thank you so much.
917
00:41:56,314 --> 00:41:57,749
Well, that's our show.
918
00:41:57,849 --> 00:41:59,817
Before we go,
here's a quick reminder
919
00:41:59,917 --> 00:42:02,186
that there will be
no more reminders.
920
00:42:02,286 --> 00:42:03,988
Yeah. We're done.
921
00:42:04,088 --> 00:42:06,224
When would we give them?
I dunno.
922
00:42:06,324 --> 00:42:07,692
Yeah, well,
we'll see you next time,
923
00:42:07,792 --> 00:42:10,094
and don't forget, if you
upload a video and it airs on
the show,
924
00:42:10,194 --> 00:42:11,629
we'll send you
an "AFV" T-shirt.
925
00:42:11,729 --> 00:42:13,064
So good night, everybody,
and remember --
926
00:42:13,164 --> 00:42:16,434
Send your video to me,
you might win 20 G's.
927
00:42:18,770 --> 00:42:21,672
-- Captions by VITAC --
928
00:42:21,773 --> 00:42:29,814
♪♪
929
00:42:29,914 --> 00:42:38,022
♪♪
930
00:42:38,122 --> 00:42:46,164
♪♪
931
00:42:46,264 --> 00:42:54,439
♪♪
932
00:43:13,791 --> 00:43:15,860
♪♪
933
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:19,097
Funny videos are cool,
but some are even cooler,
934
00:43:19,197 --> 00:43:21,966
and those are the three
that will take home some
moola.
935
00:43:22,066 --> 00:43:23,801
So, let's meet our finalists.
936
00:43:23,901 --> 00:43:27,605
First up, an eavesdropping
doggy and you know what she
heard?
937
00:43:27,705 --> 00:43:30,174
Why, her mama just said
all her favorite words.
938
00:43:30,274 --> 00:43:31,976
It's "Dog's
Favorite Phone Call"
939
00:43:32,076 --> 00:43:37,248
sent in by Francesca Gentilini
from Ocean View, New Jersey.
940
00:43:37,348 --> 00:43:38,349
I was looking through
my cabinet,
941
00:43:38,449 --> 00:43:41,052
and I was trying to find
all my treats.
942
00:43:41,152 --> 00:43:42,453
I have so many treats.
943
00:43:42,553 --> 00:43:45,256
I love -- I love
the peanut butter treats.
944
00:43:45,356 --> 00:43:47,792
[ Chuckles ]
945
00:43:47,892 --> 00:43:50,895
Um, yeah, I like to --
946
00:43:50,995 --> 00:43:52,597
I'd like to do that.
947
00:43:52,697 --> 00:43:55,032
No, we could probably
go for a car ride.
948
00:43:55,133 --> 00:43:56,167
[ Chuckles ]
949
00:43:56,267 --> 00:43:58,603
Joining us are
Francesca and Kona.
950
00:43:58,703 --> 00:44:02,006
Now, Francesca,
allow me to do this --
951
00:44:02,106 --> 00:44:04,208
Car ride!
952
00:44:04,308 --> 00:44:05,810
Oh!
Didn't do it.
953
00:44:05,910 --> 00:44:08,312
Now, does Kona still react
when you try this,
954
00:44:08,412 --> 00:44:10,681
or has she,
like, caught on?
955
00:44:10,781 --> 00:44:14,519
She does. She has a few
favorite key phrases.
956
00:44:14,619 --> 00:44:15,920
Okay. All right.
957
00:44:16,020 --> 00:44:21,125
Well, she's an adorable dog
that deserves a treat!
958
00:44:21,225 --> 00:44:22,727
[ Laughs ]
959
00:44:22,827 --> 00:44:24,629
It can only be Mama.
Can only be Mama.
960
00:44:24,729 --> 00:44:26,864
All right,
well, good luck.
961
00:44:26,964 --> 00:44:28,900
Thank you.
All right.
962
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,335
Next up,
technology is dandy.
963
00:44:31,435 --> 00:44:33,037
Know what's better?
Candy.
964
00:44:33,137 --> 00:44:34,872
It's "Incomplete
Trick or Treat"
965
00:44:34,972 --> 00:44:39,710
sent in by Ronda Brantley and
Jim Swafford from Ferris,
Texas.
966
00:44:41,445 --> 00:44:43,447
Female A.I. voice: What is
the purpose of the visit?
967
00:44:43,548 --> 00:44:46,684
Trick or treat.
I want something yummy.
968
00:44:46,784 --> 00:44:49,353
Give me
something yummy, please.
969
00:44:51,255 --> 00:44:53,658
Sorry.
I cannot help you with that.
970
00:44:53,758 --> 00:44:56,827
I can take a message or assist
with package delivery.
971
00:44:56,928 --> 00:44:58,596
What do you want to do?
972
00:44:58,696 --> 00:45:00,765
I want to get
trick or treats.
973
00:45:00,865 --> 00:45:03,768
Joining us are Ronda,
Corrie, Jim, and Kay.
974
00:45:03,868 --> 00:45:08,039
Now, you're all neighbors, but
you hadn't met until this
video.
975
00:45:08,139 --> 00:45:12,210
Ronda, tell me, how did you
get the video from Jim and
Kay?
976
00:45:12,310 --> 00:45:15,780
Well, I actually posted it
in our neighborhood group,
977
00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:17,248
you know, just thanking
our neighbors
978
00:45:17,348 --> 00:45:19,650
for the great Halloween
that they got together
979
00:45:19,750 --> 00:45:21,319
for the kids to
trick or treat.
980
00:45:21,419 --> 00:45:22,987
And I also said "I'm sorry,
981
00:45:23,087 --> 00:45:25,223
but my daughter had
a whole conversation
982
00:45:25,323 --> 00:45:27,158
with your virtual assistant."
983
00:45:27,258 --> 00:45:30,528
And he posted the video and
asked, "Is this your
daughter?"
984
00:45:30,628 --> 00:45:31,696
Oh, well, that's great.
985
00:45:31,796 --> 00:45:33,397
You know what? "AFV" --
986
00:45:33,497 --> 00:45:36,667
bringing America together
one video at a time!
987
00:45:36,767 --> 00:45:38,135
Absolutely.
988
00:45:38,236 --> 00:45:40,905
All right.
Good luck, guys!
989
00:45:41,005 --> 00:45:42,506
All right. And finally,
990
00:45:42,607 --> 00:45:44,542
they were trying to be
Siegfried and Roy.
991
00:45:44,642 --> 00:45:45,810
Instead, they became
992
00:45:45,910 --> 00:45:48,679
Siegfried and Boy, are you
not very good at this.
993
00:45:48,779 --> 00:45:51,115
It's "Magic
from the Grand Peeps"
994
00:45:51,215 --> 00:45:55,753
sent in by Kathie Rickenbaugh
from Bradenton, Florida.
995
00:45:55,853 --> 00:45:58,756
As you can see, my hands...
996
00:45:58,856 --> 00:46:00,825
are right as we speak.
997
00:46:04,161 --> 00:46:05,363
You never took a Peep.
998
00:46:05,463 --> 00:46:06,964
You didn't put it down.
999
00:46:07,064 --> 00:46:08,266
This isn't gonna work.
Just --
1000
00:46:08,366 --> 00:46:09,934
You hear what I'm saying?
You didn't take a Peep.
1001
00:46:10,001 --> 00:46:12,470
When I put it down,
you got to take one.
1002
00:46:12,570 --> 00:46:14,705
[ Sighs ]
You never took one.
1003
00:46:14,805 --> 00:46:17,541
Joining us
are Kathie and Robert.
1004
00:46:17,642 --> 00:46:20,111
Now, this was a magic trick
you were doing
1005
00:46:20,211 --> 00:46:22,813
to send to your grandchildren
for Easter.
1006
00:46:22,913 --> 00:46:26,217
Now, how long have you two
been doing tricks for them?
1007
00:46:26,317 --> 00:46:29,253
Ah, quite often.
1008
00:46:29,353 --> 00:46:32,890
Uh, because of COVID,
we couldn't be with them.
1009
00:46:32,990 --> 00:46:36,927
So we did this one
a couple years ago.
1010
00:46:37,028 --> 00:46:38,763
And we thought
it had disappeared,
1011
00:46:38,863 --> 00:46:42,867
and my daughter-in-law
resurrected it.
1012
00:46:42,967 --> 00:46:44,268
[ Laughs ]
1013
00:46:44,368 --> 00:46:46,070
Well, like you said,
you been doing this for years.
1014
00:46:46,170 --> 00:46:49,106
So I guess I would imagine
some of your tricks are so
old,
1015
00:46:49,206 --> 00:46:51,208
they could have kids by now,
right?
1016
00:46:51,309 --> 00:46:52,910
Most definitely!
1017
00:46:53,010 --> 00:46:54,078
[ Laughing ] All right.
1018
00:46:54,178 --> 00:46:56,113
All right.
Well, good luck, guys!
1019
00:46:56,213 --> 00:46:59,250
All right. Well, we're gonna
find out who takes home the
cash
1020
00:46:59,350 --> 00:47:01,285
in just a minute,
but first, let's take a look
1021
00:47:01,385 --> 00:47:03,487
at some of the clips
that didn't make our top three
1022
00:47:03,587 --> 00:47:05,656
in tonight's
honorable mention.
1023
00:47:05,756 --> 00:47:11,595
♪♪
1024
00:47:11,696 --> 00:47:13,331
[ Dog yelping ]
1025
00:47:13,431 --> 00:47:17,535
♪♪
1026
00:47:17,635 --> 00:47:19,537
[ Slow-motion
gurgling, coughing
]
1027
00:47:19,637 --> 00:47:20,738
♪♪
1028
00:47:20,838 --> 00:47:22,673
Aah!
1029
00:47:24,575 --> 00:47:25,976
Spider: Hey, guys.
1030
00:47:26,077 --> 00:47:28,379
[ Slow-motion screaming ]
1031
00:47:28,479 --> 00:47:32,383
♪♪
1032
00:47:32,483 --> 00:47:34,919
Yee-haw!
1033
00:47:35,019 --> 00:47:38,322
♪♪
1034
00:47:38,422 --> 00:47:40,858
[ Cheers and applause ]
1035
00:47:40,958 --> 00:47:44,061
Okay, it's time to hand out
tonight's prizes.
1036
00:47:44,161 --> 00:47:46,530
$20,000 for first,
$6,000 for second,
1037
00:47:46,630 --> 00:47:48,032
and $4,000 for third.
1038
00:47:48,132 --> 00:47:49,166
Here we go.
1039
00:47:49,266 --> 00:47:52,536
Our third-place,
$4,000 winner is...
1040
00:47:52,636 --> 00:47:53,904
"Magic from the Grand Peeps"
1041
00:47:54,004 --> 00:47:57,541
sent in by Kathie Rickenbaugh
from Bradenton, Florida.
1042
00:47:57,641 --> 00:48:00,344
[ Cheers and applause ]
1043
00:48:00,444 --> 00:48:02,213
Thank you, guys.
1044
00:48:02,313 --> 00:48:04,849
And the winner of the $20,000
1045
00:48:04,949 --> 00:48:08,452
and tonight's funniest
home video is...
1046
00:48:08,552 --> 00:48:09,887
"Dog's Favorite Phone Call"
1047
00:48:09,987 --> 00:48:14,158
sent in by Francesca Gentilini
from Ocean View, New Jersey.
1048
00:48:14,258 --> 00:48:16,861
We have Francesca and Kona.
1049
00:48:16,961 --> 00:48:19,563
Congratulations,
Francesca and Kona!
1050
00:48:19,663 --> 00:48:21,198
Thank you.
Now, listen.
1051
00:48:21,298 --> 00:48:24,535
Just for fun, what are you
gonna do with the prize money?
1052
00:48:24,635 --> 00:48:28,806
And please answer using
Kona's favorite words.
1053
00:48:28,906 --> 00:48:31,809
We'll definitely
have to go for a walk
1054
00:48:31,909 --> 00:48:35,513
and have a lot of treats.
[
Laughs
]
1055
00:48:35,613 --> 00:48:37,415
Well, that will be awesome,
'cause, you know what?
1056
00:48:37,515 --> 00:48:38,916
Congratulations.
Thank you.
1057
00:48:39,016 --> 00:48:40,851
You've got $20,000
1058
00:48:40,951 --> 00:48:42,787
and a shot at $100,000!
Thank you.
1059
00:48:42,887 --> 00:48:45,456
For all your walkin'
and all your treatin'.
1060
00:48:45,556 --> 00:48:47,725
Congratulations.
Thank you so much.
1061
00:48:48,759 --> 00:48:50,194
Well, that's our show.
1062
00:48:50,294 --> 00:48:52,263
Before we go,
here's a quick reminder
1063
00:48:52,363 --> 00:48:54,598
that there will be
no more reminders.
1064
00:48:54,698 --> 00:48:56,400
Yeah. We're done.
1065
00:48:56,500 --> 00:48:58,602
When would we give them?
I dunno.
1066
00:48:58,702 --> 00:49:00,070
Yeah, well,
we'll see you next time,
1067
00:49:00,171 --> 00:49:02,473
and don't forget, if you
upload a video and it airs on
the show,
1068
00:49:02,573 --> 00:49:04,008
we'll send you
an "AFV" T-shirt.
1069
00:49:04,108 --> 00:49:05,443
So good night, everybody,
and remember --
1070
00:49:05,543 --> 00:49:08,846
Send your video to me,
you might win 20 G's.
1071
00:49:11,182 --> 00:49:14,118
-- Captions by VITAC --
1072
00:49:14,218 --> 00:49:22,259
♪♪
1073
00:49:22,359 --> 00:49:30,401
♪♪
1074
00:49:30,501 --> 00:49:38,542
♪♪
1075
00:49:38,642 --> 00:49:46,851
♪♪