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Ribeiro: Here's a taste
of tonight's "AFV."
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It's calorie-free
but full of laughs.
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♪♪
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Boy screams ]
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Man:
Oh, that was a good one.
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Ah-blaaaaah!
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Woman:
Oh! [ Laughs ]
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♪♪
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Welcome to...
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And now here he is,
the host of our show --
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Alfonso Ribeiro!
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Yeah! Let's do it.
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♪♪
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Thank you, guys.
Love the love!
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Love the love.
Thank you. Thank you.
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Hello and welcome.
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When I became host of "AFV,"
I said my goal was
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to outlast Tom Bergeron.
That's right.
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And I bet Tom had a good laugh
because he hosted for 15
years.
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But this is my eighth season,
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which means
I'm almost halfway there.
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So who's laughing now, huh?
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You know, actually,
you know what?
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You guys should be laughing
at these next clips.
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We gonna laugh.
We gonna laugh.
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He's driving
under the portico,
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and it's about
to porti-co-bye-bye.
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[ Crashing ]
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[ Truck beeps ]
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Man: What are you doing?
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Where'd you get that?
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Is that for you?
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Was that for you?
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You better put it down.
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Ribeiro: I don't get it.
It's not even pupperoni pizza.
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Man: Give me the pizza.
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Thank you.
Thank you.
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[ Woman speaks indistinctly ]
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Ribeiro: Just being this close
to a lizard
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has her on high alert.
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[ Hisses ]
[ Screams ]
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See that?
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That's the key...
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to the room...
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that they're currently
outside of.
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[ Laughs ]
Oh, my.
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This dress is slipping.
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Okay.
Not like this.
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Okay.
We can't --
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Okay.
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[ Lock clicks ]
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No.
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Woman: So tell me again --
Oh, wow.
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Tell me, what did you make?
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I made the smoothie.
Ooh!
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I made the bacon.
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Sophie, what did you make?
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Crashing ]
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Are you okay?
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Ribeiro:
I saved you a seat.
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No. Sorry.
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-Are you okay?
-I'm sorry.
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Woman: Don't -- Hey!
I said don't do it.
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Don't do it.
You're gonna wake everybody
up.
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Don't.
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[ Howls softly ]
Bow.
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[ Howls softly ]
Bow.
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Bow.
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[ Howls loudly ]
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[ Dogs howling ]
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♪♪
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Face filters are incredible.
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I mean, not because
they use amazing technology
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to digitally alter
people's faces,
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but because they're actually
able to make people
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spend even more time
looking at their phones,
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which I really did not think
was possible.
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Hi.
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Uh, my name is Mommy,
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and this is my orange son.
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Ah! Hello.
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Ribeiro: Orange you glad
they downloaded this app?
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[ Screams ]
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You don't have
any hair now.
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Oh. Oh!
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[ Shrieks ]
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Give my hair back.
Give my...
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Oh.
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I only have
one piece of hair?
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[ Woman laughs ]
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[ Child babbling ]
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Aaah!
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[ Laughter ]
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Oh, my word.
Look at Lila's eyes.
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Oh, my word.
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Woman:
Rogue-y. Rogue-y.
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Look here, Rogue.
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[ Screams ]
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[ Screams ]
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So our mom has been trying
to learn TikTok.
Woman: Hey, Google.
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And we're planning on
pranking her.
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How do you use
TikTok for beginners?
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-[ Chuckles ] Hey, Mom.
-No, not how to use math.
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Mom, look at what I found.
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I don't want to use math.
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I'm on Amazon --
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[ Laughter and applause ]
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We love dog videos.
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In fact, if I had a nickel
for every dog video we've
shown,
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I'd have a ton of nickels.
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But what good
is a ton of nickels
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unless I can trade them in
for more dog videos?
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I mean, can you do that?
I-I don't know.
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[ The Whistler's "Wonderful
Day" plays ]
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S-Sometimes I forget
how money works.
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♪ Everybody's got problems
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♪ Everybody gets down
sometimes ♪
Woman: Ooh!
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♪ When I hit rock bottom, yeah
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♪ The only way is up, up high
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♪ To the highest mountain
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♪ I let out my battle cry
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♪ 'Cause I know everything's
gonna be all right ♪
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♪ I'll be right here
kicking it back ♪
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♪ Having a blast,
living like yeah ♪
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♪ Everything is going my way
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♪ I'm having myself
a wonderful day ♪
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Oh!
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♪ Got no plans,
I'm here for the ride ♪
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♪ Passing the time
with only good vibes ♪
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♪ Loving life, yeah,
what can I say? ♪
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♪ I'm having myself
a wonderful day ♪
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♪♪
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[ Coos ]
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♪♪
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♪ Of all of the times
that I thought ♪
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♪ It could never be worse
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♪ Did I ever give up?
No, no, no ♪
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♪ Did I ever give up?
No, no, no ♪
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♪ Been down on the ground
with nowhere to run ♪
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♪ Yeah, I had my doubts,
but I took them out one by one
♪
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♪ Yeah, one by one
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♪ I'll be right here
kicking it back ♪
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♪ Having a blast,
living like yeah ♪
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♪ Everything is going my way
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♪ I'm having myself
a wonderful day ♪
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♪ Got no plans,
I'm here for the ride ♪
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♪ Passing the time
with only good vibes ♪
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♪ Loving life, yeah,
what can I say? ♪
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♪ I'm having myself
a wonderful day ♪
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[ Laughter ]
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♪♪
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You wanna see
your funny video on TV?
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Upload it to AFV.com.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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It's great being back at work,
because I am a people person.
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Okay, I mean,
we really have a great group,
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and I've really bonded
with all of them.
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Like -- Like that short guy.
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Yeah, w-what's his name?
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Um, and the one who always
wears a sweater vest, even in
July.
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Yeah, and the woman
who brings her dog to work.
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I-It might be a cat.
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Anyway,
I'm a real people person,
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so check out these people...
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or animals.
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Yeah, I-I don't really
pay attention.
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♪♪
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I've heard of putt-putt,
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but never mutt-putt.
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[ Laughter ]
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Man: You know, it's hard to
find good mechanic help these
days.
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Can you hand me
a 7/16 socket, please?
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No, no. 7/16.
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Ribeiro: Well, of course
he doesn't know what 7/16 is.
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He's a peacock.
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They use the metric system.
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Man: I'm gonna hire you
part-time. Come on.
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7/16, half-inch drive.
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That's it right there.
Appreciate it. Thanks.
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Ribeiro:
Don't let the chipmunk in.
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[ Screams ]
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[ Screams ]
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I don't know what to do
with it!
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[ Crying ]
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[ Crying ]
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Ribeiro: You know how they say
not to stand under a tree
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during a lightning storm?
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Here's why.
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[ Loud crash ]
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Woman: Oh!
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Ow!
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Ribeiro: Sure, a cow could
jump over the moon.
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So why not the swing set?
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Woman: Oh! [ Gasps ]
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[ Cow moos ]
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[ Woman laughs ]
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I didn't want that
to happen.
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[ Laughing ] It's okay.
We can fix it.
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Ribeiro: A lot of cats
complain about their cone,
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but Whiskers
does something about it.
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Woman laughs ]
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♪♪
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Now, I'm supposed to introduce
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this next package
of nincompoops,
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but unfortunately,
they're not real nincompoops.
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You see, true nincompoops
are named
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for the Nincompoop Valley
region in the country
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of Nincompoopistan.
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Yeah, I'm afraid
these are technically
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just sparkling boneheads.
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Boy: Ready?
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♪ Everything is
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Oh!
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You okay?
Are you okay?
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[ Chain saw buzzing ]
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Ribeiro: I think this tree's
a little taller than he
thought.
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♪♪
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This is the opposite
of wigging out.
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Can I have my...
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Someone's excited
for their walk.
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[ Dog barking ]
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A little too excited.
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♪♪
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[ Children yelling ]
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He's making bubbles.
Girl: Poppa.
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He's also
making himself dizzy.
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Nana and me...
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Poppa?
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[ Shrieks ]
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♪♪
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Wyatt.
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Can you help me?
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Ribeiro: Hammocks are supposed
to be relaxing.
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[ Chuckles ]
They're supposed to be.
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[ Woman screams ]
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[ Screaming ]
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It wouldn't stop.
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I love a good mystery
as much as the next guy,
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assuming the next guy
loves a good mystery.
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Yeah, I-I-I-I don't really
know him.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Put your sleuthing cap on
and get ready for some...
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Here's a supermarket stumper.
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Why should you put
your groceries in the trunk
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and not the backseat?
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[ Woman laughs ]
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Oh, no, no, that's raw egg.
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You can't -- Oh, my God!
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[ Laughs ]
Oh, my God.
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The question I pose --
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Why does it take Briggs
so long to finish his PB&J?
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Woman:
Do you need more food?
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The food's in your hand.
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No, in the other hand.
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No, it's in your other hand.
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You keep missing your food.
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A kitty conundrum --
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How can you tell if your cat
is having trouble letting go,
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literally and figuratively?
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[ Straining ]
Get off of the cat tower.
265
00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:59,485
It's going in the garbage.
266
00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:00,887
Woman:
Cap, let go, buddy.
267
00:12:00,987 --> 00:12:03,823
[ Laughing ]
Let go of the cat tower.
268
00:12:03,923 --> 00:12:05,892
Oh, my God.
269
00:12:05,992 --> 00:12:08,127
A small-business
brainteaser --
270
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,296
Why has Carrie's
home photography business
271
00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:12,031
never taken off?
272
00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:18,104
Oh!
273
00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:19,839
Are you okay?
274
00:12:19,939 --> 00:12:22,475
[ Both laugh ]
275
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:23,876
Primate problem --
276
00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:27,914
Why is the hotel's TV always
set to the Monkey Channel?
277
00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:33,419
Woman: Oh, my God!
278
00:12:33,519 --> 00:12:36,022
Oh! Oh!
It's in our house!
279
00:12:36,122 --> 00:12:39,058
[ Laughing ]
It's in our house!
280
00:12:40,727 --> 00:12:42,762
Ribeiro: These mysteries
aren't just solved.
281
00:12:42,862 --> 00:12:44,364
They're funsolved.
282
00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:50,770
♪♪
283
00:12:52,972 --> 00:12:58,278
♪♪
284
00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:00,647
What is the best quality
a person can have?
285
00:13:00,747 --> 00:13:03,483
Is it honesty or generosity
or perhaps empathy?
286
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:05,184
Hmm? Hmm? Nope.
287
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,420
The best quality is an ability
to play pranks
288
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,322
good enough to show on "AFV."
289
00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:10,757
Mm-hmm.
290
00:13:10,857 --> 00:13:13,359
Now, it might not be the
secret to making you a better,
291
00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:14,961
more well-rounded person,
292
00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:17,463
but well-rounded people
seldom make me laugh at them,
293
00:13:17,563 --> 00:13:19,198
so, you know...
294
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:22,068
[ Man speaking indistinctly ]
295
00:13:22,168 --> 00:13:24,404
[ Laughter ]
296
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,440
Woman: You gotta hold --
297
00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:28,841
no, you gotta hold your bag
up under there.
298
00:13:28,941 --> 00:13:31,110
Ribeiro: They went to get ice,
and his wife convinced him
299
00:13:31,210 --> 00:13:33,513
he's got to bag it himself...
300
00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:35,048
Woman: Hold you bag
up under there.
301
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:36,482
Ribeiro:
...which is pretty cold.
302
00:13:36,582 --> 00:13:38,117
Woman: Wait.
303
00:13:38,217 --> 00:13:39,519
[ Machine whirring ]
304
00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:40,720
Hold it.
You gotta catch it now.
305
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,522
Catch it, catch it!
306
00:13:42,622 --> 00:13:44,724
Spread the bag out.
Put it up under there.
307
00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:48,628
Hold on.
308
00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:50,863
[ Speaking indistinctly ]
309
00:13:50,963 --> 00:13:52,598
Catch it, Josh.
310
00:13:53,966 --> 00:13:55,601
[ Laughs ]
311
00:13:59,972 --> 00:14:02,508
[ Shrieking ]
312
00:14:05,244 --> 00:14:06,879
Ribeiro:
There wasn't really a snake,
313
00:14:06,979 --> 00:14:09,749
but it's good to see
how he would have handled it.
314
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,451
-[ Laughs ]
-Oh.
315
00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:13,252
I hate you.
316
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,855
[ Laughs ]
317
00:14:15,955 --> 00:14:18,758
Mom's trying the ol'
ice-water-in-the-shower prank.
318
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,427
[ Chuckles ]
And she won't try it again.
319
00:14:22,428 --> 00:14:24,597
[ Child shrieks ]
320
00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:26,833
Man: You all right?
321
00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:30,603
Man #2:
I got your nose.
322
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,505
I got your --
[ Barks ]
323
00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:33,973
Okay.
Do you want it back?
324
00:14:34,073 --> 00:14:35,375
[ Barks ]
325
00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:38,211
Sit, sit. Sit.
326
00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:39,545
Sit.
327
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:42,882
You gotta sit
to get your nose back.
328
00:14:42,982 --> 00:14:43,950
Come here.
329
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:45,752
Okay.
330
00:14:47,153 --> 00:14:48,755
It's back!
331
00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:50,790
[ Laughter ]
332
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:53,393
[ Speaks indistinctly ]
333
00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,461
Hold on.
I gotta squeeze.
334
00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:58,131
[ Inhales sharply ]
335
00:15:01,934 --> 00:15:04,237
Ah-blaaaaah!
336
00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:06,472
[ Crying ]
337
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:09,675
♪♪
338
00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:12,011
[ Laughs ]
339
00:15:12,111 --> 00:15:13,379
The great thing about pranks
340
00:15:13,479 --> 00:15:15,314
is that they tend
to lead to more pranks,
341
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,583
or as I like to call it,
payback.
342
00:15:17,683 --> 00:15:19,352
Take this dad in
this next clip.
343
00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:21,554
He's gonna have his daughter
looking over her shoulder
344
00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:24,757
for the foreseeable --
eh, for the rest of her life.
345
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:27,860
-Dad.
-Yeah?
346
00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,662
Dad, I need your help.
347
00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:33,833
Dad.
348
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:36,969
I caught a bug.
349
00:15:37,069 --> 00:15:38,371
I need you to hold this
while I get down.
350
00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:39,806
What?
Hold that.
351
00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:43,342
Hold that.
Just don't move.
352
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:44,877
You have to
put pressure on, okay?
353
00:15:44,977 --> 00:15:46,245
I got pressure on it.
Do you?
354
00:15:46,345 --> 00:15:47,346
Yeah.
355
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:50,283
I'm gonna let go, okay?
356
00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:52,251
What's the next move?
357
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,224
[ Laughs ]
358
00:15:59,225 --> 00:16:01,761
[ Laughing ]
So you're stuck like that.
359
00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:04,197
You can't move.
360
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,399
[ Laughs ]
361
00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:07,600
You know what, Natalie?
362
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:09,969
You don't want to start
this war with me.
363
00:16:10,069 --> 00:16:11,771
You really don't want
to start this war --
364
00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:14,106
[ Laughing ]
Oho, you got it on video.
365
00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:16,976
You don't want to start
this war with me.
366
00:16:17,076 --> 00:16:20,012
We've got
a long month here.
367
00:16:20,112 --> 00:16:23,149
And I'm not the guy you want
to start this war with.
368
00:16:23,249 --> 00:16:25,117
I invented this stuff.
369
00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:27,820
Watch this catch.
370
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:31,791
Gotta get on the right side
so you can see it.
371
00:16:31,891 --> 00:16:33,526
Oh, wait, wait.
372
00:16:36,362 --> 00:16:37,797
[ Laughing ]
What?
373
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:42,435
[ Gasps and laughs ]
374
00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:46,706
♪♪
375
00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:49,242
Do it.
376
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:50,576
Ribeiro: He's trying to take
off the hoodie
377
00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:53,546
in a way that's no goody.
378
00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:54,847
Oh!
379
00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:56,382
[ Thud ]
380
00:16:56,482 --> 00:16:58,818
-Danny!
-Yeah?
381
00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:00,920
Woman: Are you okay?
382
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,455
Woman #2: You did what?
383
00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:04,423
We had to hit the bee away.
384
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,158
You hit the bee away?
385
00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:07,693
Mm-hmm.
386
00:17:07,793 --> 00:17:09,695
Do you think you missed?
387
00:17:09,795 --> 00:17:11,330
Yeah?
No.
388
00:17:11,430 --> 00:17:13,566
You did miss.
389
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,434
I missed with that rock.
390
00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:19,705
[ Laughter ]
391
00:17:19,805 --> 00:17:22,408
I hit the door.
392
00:17:22,508 --> 00:17:24,110
You broke the door.
393
00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:28,948
Ribeiro:
That's a pergola,
394
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:32,084
which is an Italian word for
"shoulda hired somebody."
395
00:17:33,252 --> 00:17:35,855
[ Crashing ]
396
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,527
Man:
Brady, get in here.
397
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,233
Oh, are you serious?!
398
00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:49,235
[ Laughter ]
399
00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:52,004
Oh!
400
00:17:52,104 --> 00:17:53,506
Woman:
Were you in the rain?
401
00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:56,242
Look, you can see where
his tail is and his butt is,
402
00:17:56,342 --> 00:17:57,276
where it's dry.
403
00:17:57,376 --> 00:17:59,045
You're all wet, bud.
404
00:17:59,145 --> 00:18:00,746
Look it.
405
00:18:00,846 --> 00:18:03,015
[ Laughs ]
406
00:18:03,115 --> 00:18:05,618
[ Applause ]
407
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:12,191
Hey, Orlanzo, we want to see
more horse videos.
408
00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:14,527
[ Whinnies ]
409
00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:15,928
[ Laughs ]
410
00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:19,899
Well, Yolanda, I don't know
who this Orlanzo fella is,
411
00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:22,301
but Alfonso has
plenty of horses.
412
00:18:22,401 --> 00:18:24,770
[ Chuckles ]
Yeah, she got my name wrong.
413
00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:29,241
Woman: [ Laughing ]
Does that feel good?
414
00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:30,843
Ribeiro: That horse is getting
long in the tooth.
415
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:33,813
Woman: [ Laughing ]
It's, like, so creepy.
416
00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:35,147
Her lips are wiggling.
417
00:18:35,247 --> 00:18:37,283
Ribeiro: The good news is
she won't have an itchy lip
418
00:18:37,383 --> 00:18:39,318
for long.
419
00:18:39,418 --> 00:18:42,555
Woman: [ Laughing ]
Come down to this angle,
Phoebe.
420
00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:44,991
[ Women laugh ]
421
00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:48,160
Ribeiro: She's trying to lead
by example.
422
00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:49,695
[ Woman laughs ]
423
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:51,163
She failed.
424
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,800
[ Singing country song ]
425
00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:57,269
If a horse is
your only fan,
426
00:18:57,370 --> 00:19:00,106
good luck
earning a
stable
income.
427
00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:04,944
♪♪
428
00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:06,912
[ Snorts ]
429
00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:09,215
I don't know if that horse
is scared of the mask
430
00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:11,951
or just jealous
of that cool outfit.
431
00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:13,819
[ Grunts ]
432
00:19:13,919 --> 00:19:16,822
[ Woman laughs ]
433
00:19:16,922 --> 00:19:18,991
When you don't have
your own opposable thumbs,
434
00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:20,726
you can always wear some.
435
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:23,663
[ Laughter ]
436
00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:26,265
Woman: Casey, do you want to
try some ice cream?
437
00:19:30,202 --> 00:19:32,672
[ Laughing ]
Yeah! Oh, yes.
438
00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:34,206
That's good.
[ Neighs ]
439
00:19:34,306 --> 00:19:36,742
[ Laughing ]
Oh, yeah!
440
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:38,978
That is good stuff, Mama.
441
00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:43,249
Woman #2:
Night riding with my boy.
442
00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:48,254
[ Horse farts loudly ]
443
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:50,356
[ Woman laughs ]
444
00:19:50,456 --> 00:19:53,492
[ Laughter ]
445
00:19:53,592 --> 00:19:54,560
Can we get closer --
446
00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:55,795
Throw your leg over
and I'll --
447
00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:58,097
Ribeiro: Maybe tight jeans
and a beekeeper hat
448
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,633
isn't the best outfit
for riding a horse.
449
00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:02,735
[ Laughter ]
450
00:20:03,569 --> 00:20:05,671
[ Laughter ]
451
00:20:05,771 --> 00:20:10,242
♪♪
452
00:20:10,342 --> 00:20:12,044
In a recent
"Assignment America,"
453
00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:14,647
we asked for
Egg Smash Challenge videos,
454
00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:16,882
where the basic idea
is to
not
455
00:20:16,982 --> 00:20:18,718
be the person
who smashes the egg.
456
00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:20,820
Suffice it to say,
the Egg Smash Challenge
457
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,922
turned out to be
a smashing success,
458
00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:27,093
and we now present the fruit,
or rather, eggs of your labor.
459
00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:28,928
[ Laughter ]
460
00:20:30,996 --> 00:20:32,598
Ahhh!
461
00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:35,735
[ Laughs ]
462
00:20:37,703 --> 00:20:39,205
[ Laughter ]
463
00:20:40,706 --> 00:20:42,341
Woman: Oh!
464
00:20:43,275 --> 00:20:45,077
Ahh!
465
00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:48,314
Ah!
466
00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:50,716
Girl: I usually have...
467
00:20:50,816 --> 00:20:52,518
[ Gags ]
468
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,654
[ Laughs ]
469
00:20:57,556 --> 00:20:58,591
Ahh!
470
00:21:01,527 --> 00:21:02,795
[ Laughter ]
471
00:21:03,629 --> 00:21:05,164
Woman: Oh!
472
00:21:06,298 --> 00:21:07,566
[ Laughs ]
473
00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:10,236
[ Giggles ]
474
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:13,272
-Ah!
-Oh!
475
00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:17,476
Ohhhh!
476
00:21:18,844 --> 00:21:20,146
[ Gasps ]
477
00:21:21,847 --> 00:21:23,182
[ Screams ]
478
00:21:25,251 --> 00:21:27,019
[ Laughter ]
479
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:36,796
♪♪
480
00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:40,499
♪♪
481
00:21:40,599 --> 00:21:42,668
Now is the part of the show
where we imagine
482
00:21:42,768 --> 00:21:45,704
how my mom would react
to the people in the videos.
483
00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:47,339
Now, I know you're
at a disadvantage
484
00:21:47,439 --> 00:21:49,675
not having grown up
listening to Mama Ribeiro,
485
00:21:49,775 --> 00:21:51,744
but you're gonna
have to trust me
486
00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:54,747
on how impeccable
my impersonation is.
487
00:21:54,847 --> 00:21:56,615
'Cause it's --
you know, it's on, okay?
488
00:21:56,715 --> 00:21:58,450
You'll hear it.
You'll go ahead and hear it.
489
00:21:58,551 --> 00:22:00,986
I've heard her all my life.
Now it's your turn.
490
00:22:01,086 --> 00:22:02,388
It's time for...
491
00:22:04,757 --> 00:22:06,959
[ Trinidadian accent ]
Oh, Alfonso, they are not
492
00:22:07,059 --> 00:22:09,328
setting a very good example
for their children.
493
00:22:09,428 --> 00:22:10,863
I have a feeling
one of these people
494
00:22:10,963 --> 00:22:12,198
are gonna bust their bones.
495
00:22:12,298 --> 00:22:13,265
Oh!
496
00:22:13,365 --> 00:22:14,700
[ Laughter ]
497
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:17,970
Aha! I said it would happen
and it happened.
498
00:22:18,070 --> 00:22:19,705
You're gonna
slip and fall.
499
00:22:19,805 --> 00:22:20,840
You see?
500
00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:23,409
His wife tells him
he's gonna slip and fall.
501
00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:25,911
Did he listen?
No.
502
00:22:28,113 --> 00:22:30,049
Back in the Jacuzzi with ya!
503
00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:33,419
Oh, Alfonso,
504
00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:35,287
I think he should
put down those weights
505
00:22:35,387 --> 00:22:37,089
and pick up a book
506
00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:40,192
so he can learn how to not
do such silly things.
507
00:22:41,393 --> 00:22:43,262
[ Crashing ]
508
00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:47,566
If she is going to do this,
509
00:22:47,666 --> 00:22:49,835
she should put the cat
in the other room.
510
00:22:50,936 --> 00:22:53,439
[ Laughter ]
511
00:22:53,539 --> 00:22:56,742
I have my cat Fifi
and I know this.
512
00:22:56,842 --> 00:23:00,846
How do I know more about cats
than this so-called cat
person?
513
00:23:00,946 --> 00:23:02,014
Hmm?
514
00:23:02,114 --> 00:23:03,782
[ Woman laughs ]
515
00:23:05,084 --> 00:23:07,586
No goggles, no work shoes,
516
00:23:07,686 --> 00:23:09,788
no clue what he is doing.
517
00:23:13,759 --> 00:23:17,763
You know, not everybody
is Bob Vila.
518
00:23:17,863 --> 00:23:20,499
[ Normal voice ] This has been
"What Would Alfonso's Mom
Say?"
519
00:23:20,599 --> 00:23:22,501
Admit it --
my mom's adorable, isn't she?
520
00:23:22,601 --> 00:23:24,236
[ Cheers and applause ]
521
00:23:27,940 --> 00:23:29,541
You know what phrase bugs me?
522
00:23:29,642 --> 00:23:30,809
"It is what it is."
523
00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:32,478
It means nothing.
524
00:23:32,578 --> 00:23:34,380
Just replace
"It is what it is" with,
525
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:36,382
"I have absolutely nothing
interesting to say
526
00:23:36,482 --> 00:23:38,317
when it comes to this topic."
527
00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:41,020
You see, I-I try to use
this platform to do more
528
00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:43,656
than just show funny videos,
but it is what it is.
529
00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:45,190
[ Laughter ]
530
00:23:45,291 --> 00:23:47,092
Bath time.
Let's go. Come on.
531
00:23:47,192 --> 00:23:48,060
Woman:
Bea, is it bath time?
532
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,796
Bea. Bea!
533
00:23:50,896 --> 00:23:53,499
Someone's happy
about their bath.
Let's go.
534
00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:54,633
Are you trying
to smile?
535
00:23:54,733 --> 00:23:56,101
Bea, let's go.
536
00:23:56,201 --> 00:23:58,704
Bath time.
Bea!
537
00:23:58,804 --> 00:24:01,373
How many golf clubs
has he lost?
538
00:24:01,473 --> 00:24:02,641
Four!
539
00:24:02,741 --> 00:24:04,977
[ Crashing ]
540
00:24:05,077 --> 00:24:06,045
Man: That's okay.
541
00:24:06,145 --> 00:24:07,947
Man #2: Say, "Hi, Gaga."
Hi, Gaga.
542
00:24:08,047 --> 00:24:09,214
Say, "Guess
what I'm doing."
543
00:24:09,315 --> 00:24:10,783
Guess what I'm doing.
544
00:24:10,883 --> 00:24:11,850
"I'm getting the shot."
545
00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:13,485
I'm getting the shot.
546
00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:16,121
The shot?
547
00:24:16,221 --> 00:24:18,390
Yeah, buddy.
No!
548
00:24:18,490 --> 00:24:20,092
We're gonna go up,
and you're gonna go lower
549
00:24:20,192 --> 00:24:22,027
just so I can get the --
We almost had it.
550
00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:24,663
I know.
So we're gonna angle it,
551
00:24:24,763 --> 00:24:26,432
just so I can get one leg
up there.
552
00:24:26,532 --> 00:24:27,599
You know what I'm saying?
553
00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:29,802
Ribeiro:
Oh, that sounds like a plan.
554
00:24:29,902 --> 00:24:31,904
Too bad it's a bad plan.
555
00:24:34,606 --> 00:24:37,042
Oh. Little help!
556
00:24:37,142 --> 00:24:38,744
All right, angle.
557
00:24:38,844 --> 00:24:41,046
Aah!
558
00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:43,015
[ Laughter ]
559
00:24:45,818 --> 00:24:48,854
That guy's under the hood
trying to get the car started.
560
00:24:50,856 --> 00:24:52,624
Man: One second.
561
00:24:53,392 --> 00:24:54,560
Oh, dang!
562
00:24:54,660 --> 00:24:57,062
Well, uh,
mission accomplished?
563
00:24:57,162 --> 00:24:59,631
No, no, no!
564
00:24:59,732 --> 00:25:02,034
[ Crashing ]
565
00:25:04,670 --> 00:25:06,772
[ Laughter ]
566
00:25:07,806 --> 00:25:10,909
Woman: [ Laughing ]
Oh, my gosh.
567
00:25:11,010 --> 00:25:12,745
Look at the floorboard.
568
00:25:12,845 --> 00:25:16,048
It's not supposed to wash
the
inside
of your car.
569
00:25:16,148 --> 00:25:17,950
[ Laughter ]
570
00:25:19,284 --> 00:25:21,754
[ Laughs ]
571
00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:27,059
♪♪
572
00:25:27,159 --> 00:25:28,861
I got you.
573
00:25:28,961 --> 00:25:30,362
There's nothing
to be afraid.
574
00:25:30,462 --> 00:25:32,431
Woman: There's nothing
to be afraid.
575
00:25:34,233 --> 00:25:36,635
You're so nice to your cat.
576
00:25:36,735 --> 00:25:38,670
You tell her there's nothing
to be afraid?
577
00:25:38,771 --> 00:25:40,239
Nothing to be afraid.
578
00:25:40,339 --> 00:25:41,640
Aw!
579
00:25:41,740 --> 00:25:43,108
That's her butthole.
580
00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:44,710
[ Laughs ]
581
00:25:44,810 --> 00:25:46,545
That's her butthole.
582
00:25:46,645 --> 00:25:47,746
Don't wanna touch that.
583
00:25:47,846 --> 00:25:49,882
[ Laughing ] No, you don't
want to touch that.
584
00:25:49,982 --> 00:25:51,216
It's gross.
585
00:25:51,316 --> 00:25:52,584
That's gross.
586
00:25:52,684 --> 00:25:56,455
♪♪
587
00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:58,223
Ribeiro:
Get ready to boop some snoots
588
00:25:58,323 --> 00:25:59,625
We're going to the...
589
00:26:00,759 --> 00:26:02,594
[ Dog barking ]
590
00:26:02,694 --> 00:26:07,499
♪♪
591
00:26:07,599 --> 00:26:09,468
Man:
Oh, that was a good one.
592
00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:11,570
Did you get that one?
Uh-huh.
593
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:17,142
[ Laughter
and indistinct talking ]
594
00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:21,080
Ribeiro:
Some dogs are born swimmers.
595
00:26:21,180 --> 00:26:23,549
Some are just born goofballs.
596
00:26:23,649 --> 00:26:26,385
[ Laughter ]
597
00:26:26,485 --> 00:26:29,688
♪♪
598
00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:42,301
Woman: Oh.
599
00:26:42,401 --> 00:26:43,902
[ Laughs ]
600
00:26:44,002 --> 00:26:45,437
Cookie!
601
00:26:45,537 --> 00:26:47,172
Where did you get that?
602
00:26:49,141 --> 00:26:51,443
Have I got
stinky breath, huh?
603
00:26:51,543 --> 00:26:52,811
Have I got morning breath?
604
00:26:52,911 --> 00:26:55,314
Oh, man!
Oh, man.
605
00:26:55,414 --> 00:26:58,817
Ribeiro: If your breath
is so bad it makes a dog
recoil,
606
00:26:58,917 --> 00:27:00,886
you might want
to explore mouthwash.
607
00:27:00,986 --> 00:27:03,088
That bad?
Is my morning breath that bad?
608
00:27:03,188 --> 00:27:05,858
Oh, yeah!
[ Laughs ]
609
00:27:05,958 --> 00:27:07,559
So sorry.
610
00:27:10,195 --> 00:27:12,030
Woman:
Aren't you cute?
611
00:27:12,131 --> 00:27:13,799
[ Laughs ]
612
00:27:13,899 --> 00:27:15,100
[ Dog barks ]
613
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:17,903
Ribeiro: He drilled those
holes all by himself.
614
00:27:18,003 --> 00:27:20,305
[ Laughter ]
615
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:23,775
While one dog is sitting
peacefully by the couch,
616
00:27:23,876 --> 00:27:26,145
the other is licking
the dirty dishes.
617
00:27:26,245 --> 00:27:28,914
[ Dishes crash ]
618
00:27:31,016 --> 00:27:33,418
[ Laughter and applause ]
619
00:27:36,388 --> 00:27:38,624
When people say,
"We'll have a ball,"
620
00:27:38,724 --> 00:27:40,993
are they talking
about the fancy dance
621
00:27:41,093 --> 00:27:42,961
or the bouncy sports thingy?
622
00:27:43,061 --> 00:27:45,564
And -- And also, can a
football truly be called a
ball
623
00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:46,965
if it's not round?
624
00:27:47,065 --> 00:27:48,433
Hmm? Hmm? Hmm?
625
00:27:48,534 --> 00:27:51,670
Now, those questions and more
will
not
be answered
626
00:27:51,770 --> 00:27:54,206
during the following montage
about balls, okay?
627
00:27:54,306 --> 00:27:55,974
Oh, yeah, the -- the --
the bouncy sports kind,
628
00:27:56,074 --> 00:27:58,243
not the fancy dance kind.
We don't...
629
00:27:58,343 --> 00:27:59,411
[ Laughter ]
630
00:27:59,511 --> 00:28:03,515
♪♪
631
00:28:03,615 --> 00:28:05,651
Owwwwwww!
632
00:28:05,751 --> 00:28:14,426
♪♪
633
00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:23,168
♪♪
634
00:28:23,268 --> 00:28:25,003
Woman: Oh!
635
00:28:25,103 --> 00:28:27,239
♪♪
636
00:28:27,339 --> 00:28:28,607
[ Barking ]
637
00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:36,915
♪♪
638
00:28:37,015 --> 00:28:37,983
Oh!
639
00:28:38,083 --> 00:28:40,752
♪♪
640
00:28:40,852 --> 00:28:42,054
[ Woman laughs ]
641
00:28:42,154 --> 00:28:46,992
♪♪
642
00:28:47,092 --> 00:28:48,493
-Oh!
-Oh!
643
00:28:48,594 --> 00:28:51,430
♪♪
644
00:28:51,530 --> 00:28:52,831
-Oh!
-Oh!
645
00:28:52,931 --> 00:28:58,203
♪♪
646
00:28:58,303 --> 00:28:59,404
[ Woman laughs ]
647
00:28:59,504 --> 00:29:02,074
♪♪
648
00:29:02,174 --> 00:29:03,542
[ Woman shrieks ]
649
00:29:04,910 --> 00:29:08,981
If you've got a funny video,
upload it to AFV.com.
650
00:29:09,081 --> 00:29:13,885
♪♪
651
00:29:16,088 --> 00:29:17,656
♪♪
652
00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:19,124
At the beginning
of the pandemic,
653
00:29:19,224 --> 00:29:21,093
a lot of families
needed a helping hand,
654
00:29:21,193 --> 00:29:22,861
and lots of people
wanted to help.
655
00:29:22,961 --> 00:29:26,999
The family you're about to
meet helped by bidding on an
auction
656
00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:30,802
where the winner got a chance
to come on "AFV" and do my
job.
657
00:29:30,902 --> 00:29:32,204
So, ladies and gentlemen,
658
00:29:32,304 --> 00:29:34,439
let's meet
the DeCoursey family.
659
00:29:34,539 --> 00:29:35,841
[ Cheers and applause ]
660
00:29:35,941 --> 00:29:38,043
Ribeiro: Here they are --
Beth, her son Doug,
661
00:29:38,143 --> 00:29:40,979
and her grandkids
Jameson and Stella.
662
00:29:41,079 --> 00:29:42,447
All right. Welcome.
Welcome, guys.
663
00:29:42,547 --> 00:29:43,982
Now, tell everybody
where you're from.
664
00:29:44,082 --> 00:29:44,983
Kansas City.
665
00:29:45,083 --> 00:29:46,285
Kansas City.
Love Kansas City.
666
00:29:46,385 --> 00:29:48,186
All right,
well, now is your chance
667
00:29:48,287 --> 00:29:50,822
to make everybody
from Kansas City proud,
668
00:29:50,922 --> 00:29:53,025
because I'm gonna
get off the stage
669
00:29:53,125 --> 00:29:55,761
and hand the reins
670
00:29:55,861 --> 00:29:57,262
of "AFV" to you, okay?
All right.
671
00:29:57,362 --> 00:29:58,664
All right?
You got -- Okay?
672
00:29:58,764 --> 00:30:00,932
But listen, don't -- don't be
too good at this, okay?
673
00:30:01,033 --> 00:30:03,535
Because I really like my job.
They like me here.
674
00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:05,604
Okay?
No promises.
675
00:30:05,704 --> 00:30:07,406
Take it away.
676
00:30:07,506 --> 00:30:09,941
I like this guy.
Take it away.
All right.
677
00:30:10,042 --> 00:30:11,576
We're the DeCoursey family.
678
00:30:11,677 --> 00:30:14,212
We love "AFV,"
and we love helping people.
679
00:30:14,313 --> 00:30:17,182
When we had the chance
to get on "AFV"
and
help people,
680
00:30:17,282 --> 00:30:19,117
we thought,
"That's a great idea."
681
00:30:19,217 --> 00:30:21,720
So we want to see videos
where people and pets
682
00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:24,022
also have
some great ideas.
683
00:30:24,122 --> 00:30:26,925
This is called
"That's Using Your Noggin."
684
00:30:27,025 --> 00:30:28,093
Okay, hold on.
That was too good.
685
00:30:28,193 --> 00:30:30,128
That was too good.
That was...
686
00:30:30,228 --> 00:30:32,230
[ Applause ]
687
00:30:33,932 --> 00:30:35,400
Man: Ooh-ah!
688
00:30:36,868 --> 00:30:38,870
Ribeiro: When nobody's
giving you back rubs,
689
00:30:38,970 --> 00:30:41,073
you figure out a way
to do it yourself.
690
00:30:42,741 --> 00:30:45,077
Man: All right, you don't want
me to throw it for you?
691
00:30:45,177 --> 00:30:46,978
[ Laughter ]
692
00:30:49,748 --> 00:30:52,884
Ohhh!
It must feel good.
693
00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:56,888
I have a brush.
694
00:30:58,090 --> 00:30:59,324
Ribeiro:
When you want queso,
695
00:30:59,424 --> 00:31:01,426
but you don't want
any more chips,
696
00:31:01,526 --> 00:31:03,495
whattya do?
697
00:31:06,031 --> 00:31:07,766
[ Laughter ]
698
00:31:09,468 --> 00:31:12,270
The ol' peanut-butter
plastic-wrap hat.
699
00:31:12,371 --> 00:31:14,940
Hmm. What a perfect way
to distract your dog
700
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:16,908
so you can trim his nails.
701
00:31:17,008 --> 00:31:18,910
[ Trimmer whirring ]
702
00:31:19,010 --> 00:31:26,418
♪♪
703
00:31:26,518 --> 00:31:27,786
Woman:
What are you doing?
704
00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:30,155
When you love ranch dressing
but hate salad,
705
00:31:30,255 --> 00:31:33,058
you may have to get creative.
706
00:31:33,158 --> 00:31:35,494
What do you have
in your hand?
707
00:31:35,594 --> 00:31:37,596
Girl:
The ketchup.
708
00:31:37,696 --> 00:31:40,332
Ketchup?
Yeah.
709
00:31:40,432 --> 00:31:42,434
You have -- ew!
Ranch dressing?
710
00:31:42,534 --> 00:31:43,969
Are you just drinking it?
711
00:31:44,069 --> 00:31:46,438
[ Gasps ]
Ew!
712
00:31:46,538 --> 00:31:49,374
No! Oh, my God.
713
00:31:51,810 --> 00:31:53,545
Woman: [ Laughing ]
Look at Raleigh
714
00:31:53,645 --> 00:31:58,283
licking off his shirt.
715
00:31:58,383 --> 00:32:00,452
[ Laughs ]
716
00:32:00,552 --> 00:32:03,522
Ribeiro: Hey.
Works better than a bib.
717
00:32:03,622 --> 00:32:08,126
Woman: [ Laughing ]
Just coming up under the
table.
718
00:32:09,127 --> 00:32:10,395
Ribeiro:
She figured out how to work
719
00:32:10,495 --> 00:32:13,165
with her soccer-loving brother
in the house.
720
00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:14,433
[ Clanging ]
721
00:32:14,533 --> 00:32:16,334
[ Boy laughing ]
722
00:32:16,435 --> 00:32:24,843
♪♪
723
00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:26,745
What do you do when your puppy
is small enough
724
00:32:26,845 --> 00:32:28,280
to fit through the fence?
725
00:32:28,380 --> 00:32:30,515
Employ a little spatula power.
726
00:32:30,615 --> 00:32:39,925
♪♪
727
00:32:40,025 --> 00:32:42,794
This ferret doesn't live
near a ski slope.
728
00:32:42,894 --> 00:32:45,130
So this is the
next best thing.
729
00:32:45,230 --> 00:32:49,534
♪♪
730
00:32:49,634 --> 00:32:51,236
[ Woman laughs ]
731
00:32:54,539 --> 00:32:56,308
You know what
the world needs now?
732
00:32:59,778 --> 00:33:03,148
♪♪
733
00:33:03,248 --> 00:33:05,183
[ Laughter ]
734
00:33:07,953 --> 00:33:09,321
I hope you've enjoyed...
735
00:33:11,690 --> 00:33:14,025
[ Cheers and applause ]
736
00:33:15,193 --> 00:33:16,561
Optimists are people
737
00:33:16,661 --> 00:33:18,730
who are hopeful
that things will work out.
738
00:33:18,830 --> 00:33:21,299
Pessimists are people
who worry that they won't.
739
00:33:21,399 --> 00:33:24,703
Now, since I host a show full
of videos of things that go
wrong,
740
00:33:24,803 --> 00:33:27,572
I'm what you call
a "pessi-moptimist," okay?
741
00:33:27,672 --> 00:33:29,608
I'm always hopeful
that things will go wrong
742
00:33:29,708 --> 00:33:31,576
and worried that things
might go right.
743
00:33:31,676 --> 00:33:38,283
♪♪
744
00:33:38,383 --> 00:33:39,818
[ Snap! ]
Aah!
745
00:33:41,152 --> 00:33:44,289
[ Laughs ]
746
00:33:44,956 --> 00:33:48,059
Security cameras have added
so much to our lives.
747
00:33:48,159 --> 00:33:49,661
Oh. Oh!
748
00:33:49,761 --> 00:33:51,196
[ Crashing ]
749
00:33:52,797 --> 00:33:54,633
[ Grunts ]
Terry!
750
00:33:54,733 --> 00:33:59,437
Together: You suck! You suck!
You suck! You suck! You suck!
751
00:33:59,538 --> 00:34:03,275
Woman: So great.
752
00:34:03,375 --> 00:34:05,944
-Wow. That was...
-It's right behind us.
753
00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:07,412
Okay.
I got you guys.
754
00:34:07,512 --> 00:34:08,980
Ribeiro: Mocking the ocean --
755
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:11,049
no way this ends bad.
756
00:34:11,149 --> 00:34:13,285
Ooh!
[ Laughs ]
757
00:34:14,319 --> 00:34:16,488
[ Plays down-tempo tune ]
758
00:34:16,588 --> 00:34:18,757
Smile and say, "Cello!"
759
00:34:19,491 --> 00:34:21,226
[ Crashing ]
760
00:34:21,326 --> 00:34:23,161
[ Laughter ]
761
00:34:26,464 --> 00:34:28,433
The problem with doggy doors?
762
00:34:28,533 --> 00:34:30,168
They're big enough
for baby cows.
763
00:34:30,268 --> 00:34:31,636
Woman:
And there he is.
764
00:34:31,736 --> 00:34:34,072
[ Laughs ]
765
00:34:35,473 --> 00:34:37,175
-Did you get it recorded?
-Yeah.
766
00:34:37,275 --> 00:34:38,677
[ Laughter ]
767
00:34:42,547 --> 00:34:44,449
[ Woman laughs ]
768
00:34:44,549 --> 00:34:47,485
Ribeiro:
Talk about a chip tease.
769
00:34:47,586 --> 00:34:50,055
[ Woman laughs ]
770
00:34:50,155 --> 00:34:51,056
Woman:
Get it. Come on.
771
00:34:51,156 --> 00:34:52,157
Man: Poor puppy.
772
00:34:52,257 --> 00:34:54,292
Man #2:
Where are your sunglasses?
773
00:34:54,392 --> 00:34:56,094
They're at home!
774
00:34:56,194 --> 00:34:57,796
They are?
Yeah!
775
00:34:57,896 --> 00:34:58,863
Do you need them?
776
00:34:58,964 --> 00:35:00,398
Yeah!
777
00:35:00,498 --> 00:35:02,367
Oh, no.
Did you check --
778
00:35:02,467 --> 00:35:03,501
[ Wailing ]
779
00:35:03,602 --> 00:35:06,404
Did you check
the top of your head?
780
00:35:06,504 --> 00:35:08,540
[ Wails ]
781
00:35:10,208 --> 00:35:12,611
[ Laughs ]
782
00:35:15,580 --> 00:35:17,649
[ Giggles ]
783
00:35:18,316 --> 00:35:20,585
Ribeiro:
This is not gonna end well.
784
00:35:20,685 --> 00:35:23,188
What can I say?
This isn't my first pig rodeo.
785
00:35:24,723 --> 00:35:26,524
Boy: One, two...
Man: Stay on him.
786
00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:29,227
...three, four,
five, six, seven!
787
00:35:29,327 --> 00:35:30,929
Aaah!
788
00:35:31,029 --> 00:35:35,767
♪♪
789
00:35:37,702 --> 00:35:40,338
Social-media influencers
are seemingly everywhere
790
00:35:40,438 --> 00:35:42,040
explaining how to do things
791
00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:43,675
or telling you
what product to buy.
792
00:35:43,775 --> 00:35:46,211
Some are really good,
and some are really rich,
793
00:35:46,311 --> 00:35:50,448
but 99% of wannabe influencers
aren't anything but funny,
794
00:35:50,548 --> 00:35:52,217
which is why Influencer Flubs
795
00:35:52,317 --> 00:35:53,551
are tonight's
"Assignment America."
796
00:35:53,652 --> 00:35:55,654
Need some examples?
Here you go.
797
00:35:55,754 --> 00:35:59,324
It comes with -- ta-da! --
ten --
798
00:35:59,424 --> 00:36:01,626
[ Clattering ]
799
00:36:01,726 --> 00:36:03,695
[ Up-tempo song plays ]
800
00:36:03,795 --> 00:36:06,164
[ Mumbles along with lyrics ]
801
00:36:06,264 --> 00:36:09,267
♪♪
802
00:36:09,367 --> 00:36:11,136
Aah!
803
00:36:11,236 --> 00:36:12,737
Hey, guys,
welcome to this video.
804
00:36:12,837 --> 00:36:14,239
Today I'll be doing a video
805
00:36:14,339 --> 00:36:17,008
on tapping things
with these fake nails.
806
00:36:17,108 --> 00:36:20,712
So let's get started!
807
00:36:20,812 --> 00:36:22,380
[ Tapping ]
808
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:24,015
Man: Aaaaaaah!
809
00:36:24,115 --> 00:36:26,184
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
810
00:36:26,284 --> 00:36:27,419
Don't worry.
811
00:36:27,519 --> 00:36:29,688
While being an influencer
might be kind of hard,
812
00:36:29,788 --> 00:36:32,123
sending us the video
couldn't be easier.
813
00:36:32,223 --> 00:36:34,225
Jess, tell 'em more.
814
00:36:34,325 --> 00:36:36,194
Does your video blog
have bloopers?
815
00:36:36,294 --> 00:36:37,896
Did your attempt
at Internet celebrity
816
00:36:37,996 --> 00:36:39,097
turn out unexpectedly?
817
00:36:39,197 --> 00:36:40,532
Well, your video "uh-oh"
818
00:36:40,632 --> 00:36:42,133
might influence
our studio audience
819
00:36:42,233 --> 00:36:44,602
to give you $20,000
or even $100,000.
820
00:36:44,703 --> 00:36:46,604
Just upload the video
to AFV.com.
821
00:36:46,705 --> 00:36:49,040
For full contest rules,
log on to AFV.com.
822
00:36:49,140 --> 00:36:50,475
Thanks to Influencer Flubs,
823
00:36:50,575 --> 00:36:53,244
you don't need
lots of followers to succeed.
824
00:36:56,781 --> 00:36:58,650
♪♪
825
00:36:58,750 --> 00:37:00,185
Money isn't everything,
826
00:37:00,285 --> 00:37:02,620
but it is the thing we're
going to be handing out soon.
827
00:37:02,721 --> 00:37:04,456
So let's meet our finalists.
828
00:37:04,556 --> 00:37:06,791
First up,
the dogs are all sleeping --
829
00:37:06,891 --> 00:37:07,992
well, all but one.
830
00:37:08,093 --> 00:37:10,462
And wouldn't you know it?
It's the loudest one.
831
00:37:10,562 --> 00:37:11,663
It's "Wolfdog Wake Up,"
832
00:37:11,763 --> 00:37:14,699
Sent in by the Bork family
from Orwell, Ohio.
833
00:37:14,799 --> 00:37:16,201
[ Applause ]
834
00:37:16,301 --> 00:37:18,303
Woman: Don't do it.
You're gonna wake everybody
up.
835
00:37:18,403 --> 00:37:19,671
Don't.
836
00:37:20,004 --> 00:37:20,939
Bow.
837
00:37:21,039 --> 00:37:25,210
[ Howls loudly ]
838
00:37:25,310 --> 00:37:29,180
[ Dogs howling ]
839
00:37:31,649 --> 00:37:35,553
Joining us are Angela, Adam,
Bow, Loki, and Keller.
840
00:37:35,653 --> 00:37:38,022
Now, Angela,
is this what it's always like
841
00:37:38,123 --> 00:37:41,226
when Bow is the first one
to wake up from a nap?
842
00:37:41,326 --> 00:37:42,994
Yes,
it's completely accurate.
843
00:37:43,094 --> 00:37:45,130
He's always wanting
to sing his songs
844
00:37:45,230 --> 00:37:46,831
and get everyone
to sing with him.
845
00:37:46,931 --> 00:37:49,334
Well, you know what?
He has a wonderful howl.
846
00:37:49,434 --> 00:37:51,870
It just sounds so good.
But, you know, I will say,
847
00:37:51,970 --> 00:37:55,406
wouldn't it be great if dogs
came with a snooze button?
848
00:37:55,507 --> 00:37:56,641
I would take it.
849
00:37:56,741 --> 00:37:58,810
That would be fantastic.
All right, good luck.
850
00:37:58,910 --> 00:38:00,245
-Thank you.
-All right.
851
00:38:00,345 --> 00:38:03,248
Next up, Mom can handle
most filters with grace,
852
00:38:03,348 --> 00:38:05,483
unless it involves a spider
on her face.
853
00:38:05,583 --> 00:38:07,886
It's "Not a Fan-tula
of the Tarantula,"
854
00:38:07,986 --> 00:38:09,754
sent in by Joseph Doster
855
00:38:09,854 --> 00:38:11,856
from Cherryville,
North Carolina.
856
00:38:11,956 --> 00:38:13,057
[ Applause ]
857
00:38:13,158 --> 00:38:15,026
We're planning on
pranking her.
858
00:38:15,126 --> 00:38:18,696
Woman: How do you use
TikTok for beginners?
859
00:38:18,797 --> 00:38:21,166
-Hey, Mom.
-No, not how to use math.
860
00:38:21,266 --> 00:38:22,167
Mom, look at what I found.
861
00:38:22,267 --> 00:38:23,201
I don't want to use math.
862
00:38:23,301 --> 00:38:25,370
I'm on Amazon --
[ Screams ]
863
00:38:25,470 --> 00:38:28,206
[ Laughter ]
864
00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:31,209
Joining us are Joseph,
Jessica, Westin, and Elam.
865
00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:33,244
Now, Jessica,
is this the first time
866
00:38:33,344 --> 00:38:37,148
your family used your fear
of spiders against you?
867
00:38:37,248 --> 00:38:40,885
Um, no, they torture me
quite often.
868
00:38:40,985 --> 00:38:42,854
Well, you know what?
That's wrong of you guys.
869
00:38:42,954 --> 00:38:44,289
But it's, oh, so right for us.
870
00:38:44,389 --> 00:38:46,057
You know, listen,
I don't blame you.
871
00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:49,093
My motto is, "Legs of eight,
don't hesitate...
872
00:38:49,194 --> 00:38:51,162
to get the heck out of there."
873
00:38:51,262 --> 00:38:53,298
Okay? Good luck, guys.
874
00:38:53,398 --> 00:38:55,333
-Thank you.
-All right.
875
00:38:55,433 --> 00:38:58,803
And finally, she tried to
prank Dad with water on the
ceiling.
876
00:38:58,903 --> 00:39:00,305
Will he get revenge?
877
00:39:00,405 --> 00:39:02,073
Yeah, I have a feeling.
878
00:39:02,173 --> 00:39:03,641
It's "Pranked Papa Payback,"
879
00:39:03,741 --> 00:39:07,478
sent in by Pete Welch
from Owings Mills, Maryland.
880
00:39:07,579 --> 00:39:08,980
[ Applause ]
881
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:10,915
What's the next move?
882
00:39:14,853 --> 00:39:16,487
[ Laughs ]
883
00:39:18,923 --> 00:39:20,258
[ Laughing ]
What?
884
00:39:22,694 --> 00:39:24,662
[ Gasps and laughs ]
885
00:39:24,762 --> 00:39:27,332
Joining us are Pete,
Patricia, and Natalie.
886
00:39:27,432 --> 00:39:29,667
Now, Pete, I understand
that it is common
887
00:39:29,767 --> 00:39:32,170
for you and Natalie
to play pranks on each other.
888
00:39:32,270 --> 00:39:35,740
At what point did you realize
you had been duped again?
889
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:37,842
Well, I was just trying
to come to her rescue,
890
00:39:37,942 --> 00:39:42,180
and then I realized that she
was trying to -- to dupe me,
891
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:44,949
so...score one
for the dads.
892
00:39:45,049 --> 00:39:47,085
There you go.
Well, you know what, Pete?
893
00:39:47,185 --> 00:39:48,586
You sent her off to college.
894
00:39:48,686 --> 00:39:50,488
At least she learned
a good prank.
895
00:39:50,588 --> 00:39:51,489
That's right.
896
00:39:51,589 --> 00:39:53,358
All right.
Good luck, y'all.
897
00:39:53,458 --> 00:39:54,893
All right,
we're gonna find out
898
00:39:54,993 --> 00:39:56,561
who takes home the cash
in just a minute.
899
00:39:56,661 --> 00:39:58,363
But first, let's take a look
at some of the clips
900
00:39:58,463 --> 00:39:59,931
that didn't make our top three
901
00:40:00,031 --> 00:40:02,500
in tonight's
"Honorable Mention."
902
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:04,969
♪♪
903
00:40:05,069 --> 00:40:07,972
[ Scampering ]
904
00:40:08,072 --> 00:40:09,974
[ Crashing ]
905
00:40:10,675 --> 00:40:12,477
[ Dog barking ]
906
00:40:12,577 --> 00:40:14,479
[ Zwip! ]
907
00:40:14,579 --> 00:40:19,550
♪♪
908
00:40:19,651 --> 00:40:20,785
Aaah!
909
00:40:20,885 --> 00:40:23,755
[ Bugle call plays ]
910
00:40:23,855 --> 00:40:25,990
[ Thud, horse neighs ]
911
00:40:26,090 --> 00:40:27,592
[ Slide whistle plays ]
912
00:40:27,692 --> 00:40:29,460
[ Man laughs ]
913
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:31,262
[ Screams ]
914
00:40:31,362 --> 00:40:32,764
[ Slide whistle plays ]
915
00:40:32,864 --> 00:40:35,300
♪♪
916
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:37,302
[ Applause ]
917
00:40:39,337 --> 00:40:42,073
Okay, it's time to hand out
tonight's prizes --
918
00:40:42,173 --> 00:40:45,043
$20,000 for first,
$6,000 for second,
919
00:40:45,143 --> 00:40:46,611
and $4,000 for third.
920
00:40:46,711 --> 00:40:47,712
Here we go.
921
00:40:47,812 --> 00:40:51,015
Our third-place
$4,000 winner is...
922
00:40:51,115 --> 00:40:53,084
"Not a Fan-tula
of the Tarantula,"
923
00:40:53,184 --> 00:40:54,619
sent in by Joseph Doster
924
00:40:54,719 --> 00:40:57,055
from Cherryville,
North Carolina.
925
00:40:57,155 --> 00:40:58,556
[ Cheers and applause ]
926
00:40:58,656 --> 00:41:00,291
Thank you, guys.
927
00:41:00,391 --> 00:41:02,894
And the winner of the $20,000
928
00:41:02,994 --> 00:41:06,798
and tonight's
funniest home video is...
929
00:41:06,898 --> 00:41:08,199
"Wolfdog Wake Up,"
930
00:41:08,299 --> 00:41:10,735
sent in by the Bork family
from Orwell, Ohio.
931
00:41:10,835 --> 00:41:14,238
We have Angela, Adam, Bow,
Loki, and Keller.
932
00:41:14,339 --> 00:41:17,308
Congratulations!
933
00:41:17,408 --> 00:41:18,910
Congratulations, Angela.
Thank you.
934
00:41:19,010 --> 00:41:21,713
Now, I have to ask --
that was no ordinary,
935
00:41:21,813 --> 00:41:23,147
like, dog howl.
936
00:41:23,247 --> 00:41:27,018
Can you tell us
what breed Bow is?
937
00:41:27,118 --> 00:41:28,886
They are wolfdogs,
actually,
938
00:41:28,987 --> 00:41:32,090
so they have German Shepherd
and Husky and Malamute in
them,
939
00:41:32,190 --> 00:41:33,825
but they also have
wolf content.
940
00:41:33,925 --> 00:41:35,193
Well, you know what?
That's beautiful.
941
00:41:35,293 --> 00:41:36,928
They're beautiful, amazing.
942
00:41:37,028 --> 00:41:39,564
They're part wolf
and also part winner.
943
00:41:39,664 --> 00:41:41,366
Yes, they are.
Thank you.
944
00:41:41,466 --> 00:41:43,668
Yeah. All right.
Congratulations.
945
00:41:43,768 --> 00:41:48,206
You got $20,000
and a shot at $100,000.
946
00:41:48,306 --> 00:41:50,641
Ah-oooooh!
947
00:41:50,742 --> 00:41:54,278
[ Laughs ]
I thought he was gonna do it.
948
00:41:54,379 --> 00:41:56,014
[ Cheers and applause ]
949
00:41:56,114 --> 00:41:57,548
Well, that's our show.
950
00:41:57,648 --> 00:41:59,417
I could lie and say
it's not over,
951
00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:02,220
but then you'd probably call
me something like "Lying Al,"
952
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:03,554
and I can't go through life
953
00:42:03,654 --> 00:42:04,989
with a terrible nickname
like that.
954
00:42:05,089 --> 00:42:06,758
It's just not catchy, a'ight?
955
00:42:06,858 --> 00:42:08,259
So we'll see you next time.
956
00:42:08,359 --> 00:42:10,294
And don't forget, if you
upload a video and it airs on
the show,
957
00:42:10,395 --> 00:42:11,596
we'll send you
an "AFV" T-shirt.
958
00:42:11,696 --> 00:42:12,930
So good night, everybody.
959
00:42:13,031 --> 00:42:16,067
Remember, send your video to
me, you might win 20 G's.
960
00:42:16,167 --> 00:42:18,503
[ Cheers and applause ]
961
00:42:21,606 --> 00:42:30,381
♪♪
962
00:42:30,481 --> 00:42:39,290
♪♪
963
00:42:39,390 --> 00:42:48,132
♪♪
964
00:42:48,232 --> 00:42:57,108
♪♪