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Ribeiro:
Ready, set, go -- nowhere!

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"AFV" is on!

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♪♪

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That didn't work.
No, I felt it.

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[ Electricity crackles ]
[ Shouts ]
Man: Ohhh!

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♪♪

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Oh, my God!

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♪♪

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Woman: Whoo!

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♪♪

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[ Bleats ]
[ Screams and laughs ]

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♪♪

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Welcome to...

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And now here he is,
the host of our show --

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Alfonso Ribeiro!

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Let's do it, y'all!

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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Thank you, guys.
Thank you. Thank you.

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Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.

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Hello and welcome
to an all-new season of "AFV."

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It's so great to see smiling
faces in the studio again.

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I missed you.
[ Cheers and applause ]

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And you, and you, and you,
and you, and you, and you,

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and you!

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But having the audience back

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is not the only huge change
we've made this season.

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The weekly prize money
has been doubled!

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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Yes.

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The winner of each episode
will now walk away with $20,000,

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and the second and third place
prize money has also doubled.

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So now you've got 20,000 reasons
to go through your home videos

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and see if you have something
"AFV"-worthy.

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Man: Nice.
Like this.

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[ British accent ]
Aw, I'm gonna my --

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look, my trousers
are getting dirty.

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Ribeiro: Blimey!
He's all grimy.

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Look at the state
of my feet.

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I've got to try
and get over there.

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[ Birds squawk ]

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♪♪

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Man: Okay. Now, we're gonna be
working with the bands.

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When you're working
with the bands,

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be sure
and keep your body aligned.

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Keep your feet evenly apart.

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Ribeiro:
They say, "No pain, no gain,"

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which means she's about to have
some big gains.

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Man: One and two...

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Oh, my God!

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Aah!

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♪♪

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Ribeiro: The only thing he likes
more than people food

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is a little privacy.

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♪♪

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Woman:
Please close the door.

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Ribeiro: He's not just smarter
than the average bear,

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he's also more polite.

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♪♪

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How I spent
my summer vacation...

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Woman: [ Laughs ]

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Woman: Tell me
all the planets you drew.

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Go ahead.

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This is the Sun,
Mercury, Venus,

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Earth, Mars,

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Ceres, Milky Way galaxy,

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Jupiter, Saturn,

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Uranus, and Neptune --
tiny Neptune --

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and Pluto is even tinier.

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That is awesome.

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Marshall,
tell me what you drew.

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[ Chuckles ]

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Ow!

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♪♪

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I know I've mentioned

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that we've doubled the weekly
prize money this season,

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and I'm going to keep
mentioning it,

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because it's costing my boss
a goofload of money, okay?

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But I haven't mentioned
this year's Grand Prize.

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At the end of the season,
our $100,000 winners

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will compete for
a Disney Cruise Line vacation

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to the Bahamas for four people

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aboard the new ship,
the Disney Wish!

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That's pretty amazing, isn't it?
Huh?

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[ Applause ]
Mm? Okay.

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Yeah. I mean,
double the prize money,

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Disney Cruise Line vacation?

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Shoot, I almost wish
I wasn't the host

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so I could send in a video
to win some of this stuff.

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[ Laughs ] Almost, okay?

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I mean, they are pretty nice
to me around here, okay?

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Now, here are some dogs
who can't go on Disney Cruises

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but can go to the dog park.

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Get ready to boop some snoots.

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We're going to the dog park.

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[ Dog barks ]

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[ Dog barks ]
Woman: Okay,
just move out of the way.

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[ Laughing ]
I don't have it.

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Throw it!

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He doesn't know I have it.

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He doesn't know
where it is.

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Where is it?

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[ Dog whines ]

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[ Shrieking ]
[ Shouts ]

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[ Laughs, shrieking ]

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No! No!

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No!

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No.

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Ribeiro: Maybe this
is more of a backyard activity.

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[ Dog barks ]

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[ Shrieks ]

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[ Laughs ]

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[ Dog panting ]

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[ Laughs ]

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♪♪

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You know, they have Frisbees
without holes in the middle.

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Woman: [ Laughs ]

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♪♪

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Ribeiro: Okay, big green ball
goes down the hallway.

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♪♪

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Wait a second!
Woman: [ Laughs ]

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♪♪

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The dog's supposed
to help protect the chickens.

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I think I see a flaw
in your plan.

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Woman: Zeus!

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[ Laughing ]
What'd I tell you?

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No.

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♪♪

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I grew up around snow,

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so I appreciate
the allure of snow

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and the fun that can be had

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playing in all
that beautiful white powder.

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Is there a "but," you ask?

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[ Chuckles ] Well, yes.

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I got my "butt"
the heck out of there

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'cause snow is too cold for me.

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♪ Here we go ♪

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♪ There's something
about today ♪

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♪ I can't quite explain ♪

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♪ It's like everything ♪

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♪ Is goin' my way, my way ♪

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♪ There's something in the air ♪

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♪ Anything can happen, yeah ♪

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♪ It's just like magic ♪

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♪ It's just like magic ♪
[ Shouting ]

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♪ Whoo! ♪

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♪ This is pretty much
the best day ever ♪

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♪ The best day ever ♪

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♪ Whoo-oo-oo ♪

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Ohh!

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♪ I got a feelin'
I could do whatever ♪

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♪ I could do anything
that I please ♪
Woman: Whoo!

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♪ This is pretty much
the best day ever ♪

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♪ Whoo-oo-oo-oo ♪

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♪ Whoo-oo-oo-oo ♪

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♪ Whoo-oo-oo-oo, whoo-oo-oo ♪

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♪ This is pretty much
the best day ever ♪
[ Shouts, laughs ]

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♪ This is pretty much
the best day ever ♪

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♪ The best day ever ♪

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♪ Whoo-oo-oo ♪

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[ Shouts ]

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♪ I got a feelin'
I could do whatever ♪

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♪ I could do anything
that I please ♪

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♪ Whoo! ♪

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♪ Whoo-oo-oo-oo ♪

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♪ Whoo-oo-oo-oo ♪

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♪ Whoo-oo-oo-oo, whoo-oo-oo ♪

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♪ Here we go ♪

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[ Applause ]

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♪ This is pretty much
the best day ever ♪

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♪ The best day ever ♪

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You wanna see
your funny video on TV?

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Upload it to AFV.com.
♪ I got a feelin' ♪

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♪ I could do whatever ♪

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♪ I could do anything
that I please ♪

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♪ Whoo! ♪

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♪♪

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This next segment is called
"Don't Help or Nothin'."

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It features people
who see someone clearly in need,

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and yet they meet that need
with resounding apathy.

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So if you're tired
of superhero movies,

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enjoy these movies
without a hero in sight.

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[ Laughter ]

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[ Speaking indistinctly ]

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Good advice.

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You can tell
what you're doin'?

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I think so.

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Aah! Aah! Aah!
Think so.

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♪♪

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Yep, kid on crutches
going up the steps.

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Don't help -- just judge.

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Woman: You got all that dirt
on the bottom of your feet.

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You fell.
Oh, you fell.

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You alright?

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Please, shut up, Mom.
You're making me angry.

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Here comes the love
of your life

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ready to join you
on the couch.

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[ Screams ]

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Heh...
No reason for you to get up.

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Mommy.

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[ Clattering ]

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To be fair,
he's in the middle

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of checking to see
how many likes his Insta got.

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Just saying.

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♪♪

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Another season of "AFV"
is upon us.

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Man, this summer flew by.

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Someone told me
every year seems shorter

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because it's less
of a percentage of your life.

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For example, when someone
goes from 4 to 5,

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that last year
is 20% of their life.

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But when someone goes
from 50 to 51, that same year,

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is, um -- is -- is -- is --

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is don't-make-me-do-math
percent, okay?

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I am an actor, a host,
a singer, and a dancer.

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I am not a numbers man.

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Just...
[ Laughter ]

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Man: Here, buddy.
One, two.

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-No. No, no, no.
-One.

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One, two, three!

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♪♪

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[ Laughter ]

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Oh, my...

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♪♪

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Ribeiro: A chilly winter day.

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You know who hates
chilly winter days?

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This groundhog.

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Man: [ Chuckles ]
Oh! What the --

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What the?!

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[ Screams ]

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Contrary to popular myth,

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ostriches don't stick
their head in the sand.

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They stick them
in late-model mid-size sedans.

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[ Screams ]

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Stop!

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Man: Give it food.
I am!

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Oooh!

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[ Screams ]

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♪♪

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[ Screams ]

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[ Indistinct conversations ]

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This is either the world's
smallest drill sergeant

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or a scene from
"Full Metal Onesie."

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Together: In cadence!

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One.

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Five.

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Seven.

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Nine.

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[ Indistinct shouting ]

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Together: Halt!

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[ Indistinct shouting ]

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[ Soldiers shout ]

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[ Laughter ]

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Woman: I can't wait to see
what you did

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with this wonderful
haunted house.

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Okay.

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It's not as good
as, like, this,

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but obviously this is done
by professionals.

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Sure.
But either way,

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this is still pretty good
for a child.

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Right.

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What!
Nailed it!

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[ Laughs ]

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Nailed it!

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[ Laughs ]

265
00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:47,113
Man:
Would you look at that?

266
00:10:47,113 --> 00:10:49,115
Mayflies have arrived.

267
00:10:49,115 --> 00:10:50,116
[ Chuckles ]

268
00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:52,952
Ribeiro: Surely
this is a violation

269
00:10:52,952 --> 00:10:55,255
of the infield fly rule.

270
00:10:55,255 --> 00:11:00,960
♪♪

271
00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:02,896
One coffee coming up.

272
00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:06,766
Ohh.

273
00:11:07,901 --> 00:11:09,469
Ohh.

274
00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:11,171
[ Applause ]

275
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:14,541
♪♪

276
00:11:14,541 --> 00:11:16,609
Grown-ups spend
countless hours

277
00:11:16,609 --> 00:11:19,045
trimming and shaving
unwanted body hair.

278
00:11:19,045 --> 00:11:21,714
Yes, hair can be a hassle,
a nuisance.

279
00:11:21,714 --> 00:11:24,317
However, in the case of the kid
you're about to see,

280
00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:26,619
it's an unrivaled symbol
of manliness

281
00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:29,789
that will make
the world his oyster.

282
00:11:30,657 --> 00:11:32,926
Auntie, there's big news.

283
00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:34,727
I'm getting chest hair.

284
00:11:34,727 --> 00:11:37,363
Right -- Like, right here.

285
00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:39,732
Man: Yeah, you're right.
That's comin' in nice.

286
00:11:39,732 --> 00:11:40,767
I see it.

287
00:11:40,767 --> 00:11:43,102
And --
And usually big men

288
00:11:43,102 --> 00:11:44,571
grow chest hair,

289
00:11:44,571 --> 00:11:47,507
but I don't know
why I'm growing chest hair.

290
00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:49,209
Yeah. Are you gonna
show the kids at school?

291
00:11:50,743 --> 00:11:52,378
And my girlfriends.
Girlfriends?

292
00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:53,846
What are their names?

293
00:11:53,846 --> 00:11:56,049
Jaylie, Isabella,
and Emma.

294
00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:57,450
They're all
your girlfriends?

295
00:11:58,151 --> 00:11:59,352
Yeah, three.

296
00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:00,353
What about getting married?

297
00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:02,121
Did they ever say anything?

298
00:12:02,121 --> 00:12:04,591
Emma wants to marry me.

299
00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:06,092
She's gonna love
that chest hair.

300
00:12:06,092 --> 00:12:08,995
Can I see it one more time?

301
00:12:08,995 --> 00:12:09,996
Look, chest hair.

302
00:12:09,996 --> 00:12:11,764
Wow. You're right, I see it.

303
00:12:11,764 --> 00:12:13,900
You want to take
a picture of my chest hair?

304
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:16,202
I got it. Alright,
say goodbye to Auntie.

305
00:12:16,202 --> 00:12:17,937
Bye, Auntie, see you later.

306
00:12:17,937 --> 00:12:21,007
I'll wear a tuxedo
or a suit next time.

307
00:12:21,874 --> 00:12:23,476
I love you.

308
00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:25,411
[ Laughter ]

309
00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:30,283
Every cloud has a silver lining.

310
00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:32,485
And every video mishap
can remind you

311
00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:34,687
just how good you've got it.

312
00:12:34,687 --> 00:12:36,623
That's my story,
and I'm sticking to it.

313
00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:38,057
[ Birds chirping ]

314
00:12:38,057 --> 00:12:39,659
Don't be such a gloomy Gus.

315
00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:41,494
It's time to...

316
00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:45,265
♪♪

317
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:48,067
Look on the bright side --
you finally have an excuse

318
00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:50,536
to introduce yourself
to the new neighbors.

319
00:12:50,536 --> 00:12:55,241
♪♪

320
00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,946
[ Laughter ]

321
00:13:05,852 --> 00:13:07,553
[ Laughter ]

322
00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:10,990
[ Grunts ]

323
00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:12,425
♪♪

324
00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:14,227
Here's a happy spin --

325
00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:17,297
he'll be too full
to get into your trash cans.

326
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:20,700
♪♪

327
00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:29,876
[ Laughter ]

328
00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:33,479
[ Dish shatters ]

329
00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:36,582
♪♪

330
00:13:36,582 --> 00:13:37,950
Think positive.

331
00:13:37,950 --> 00:13:40,920
At least you got your kid
to eat more fruits and veggies.

332
00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:42,989
♪♪

333
00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:45,792
Woman: [ Laughs ] You're not
supposed to eat the cucumbers.

334
00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:48,995
[ Laughs ]

335
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:52,398
Is it yummy?

336
00:13:52,398 --> 00:13:53,599
♪♪

337
00:13:53,599 --> 00:13:54,967
Consider it like this --

338
00:13:54,967 --> 00:13:58,104
it's nice to know your kid
is really bad at lying.

339
00:13:58,805 --> 00:14:00,707
Woman: Is it cold?
[ Shivering ]
No, it's not cold.

340
00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:02,542
Are you cold?
No, I'm not cold.

341
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:04,077
You're not cold?
No.

342
00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:05,311
You want to get out?
No.

343
00:14:05,311 --> 00:14:06,713
Are you cold?

344
00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:08,414
No, I'm not.
You're not cold?

345
00:14:08,414 --> 00:14:09,415
No.
Are you sure?

346
00:14:09,415 --> 00:14:12,318
I'm swimming.
You're swimming?

347
00:14:12,318 --> 00:14:13,319
♪♪

348
00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:14,821
I hope we've set you right

349
00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:17,357
by showing you
that things can be bright.

350
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,325
♪♪

351
00:14:19,325 --> 00:14:21,260
♪♪

352
00:14:21,260 --> 00:14:22,929
"AFV" has just doubled

353
00:14:22,929 --> 00:14:24,263
the weekly prize money!

354
00:14:24,263 --> 00:14:25,431
That's better than...

355
00:14:25,431 --> 00:14:27,400
Double the dancing dogs!

356
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:28,968
Woman: Hi-ee!

357
00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:30,837
Double the dashing dimwits!

358
00:14:30,837 --> 00:14:32,905
[ Laughter ]

359
00:14:32,905 --> 00:14:34,574
Double the driveway doofuses!

360
00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:36,275
[ Man groans ]

361
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,316
[ Applause ]

362
00:14:46,152 --> 00:14:47,487
[ Applause ]

363
00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:50,790
When silent films came along,
movie theaters were cool.

364
00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:53,693
But when movies added sound,
they got so much better.

365
00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:54,827
Same with babies.

366
00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:56,562
Before they can talk,
they're cute.

367
00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:58,231
But once they start
blabbering away,

368
00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,866
they're way more entertaining.

369
00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:02,168
Plus, they don't charge you
10 bucks for popcorn.

370
00:15:02,168 --> 00:15:04,237
[ Chuckles ] I mean,
I know it's free refills,

371
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:05,738
but still, okay?

372
00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:12,078
Woman: Why?
Because I need a new mom.

373
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:13,279
Why do you need a new mom?

374
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:20,119
Yeah? So you need a new mom
because I'm getting old?

375
00:15:20,119 --> 00:15:21,320
Yeah.

376
00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:22,789
Woman: Please help me
with the dishes.

377
00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:25,258
Hey, Mommy.
Yeah?

378
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,427
You're -- You're 40.
[ Laughs ]

379
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,562
And I'm 4.
Okay.

380
00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:32,732
And so
you are older than me.

381
00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:35,701
And so you -- I think
you can do it by yourself.

382
00:15:35,701 --> 00:15:37,870
I believe in you.
[ Laughs ]

383
00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:39,639
I believe in you, Mom.

384
00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:48,281
♪♪

385
00:15:55,321 --> 00:15:58,558
♪♪

386
00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:07,667
♪♪

387
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:10,403
Woman: Little pig,
little pig, let me in.

388
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:13,406
Girl:
Not by the hair!

389
00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:16,242
I'm gonna huff,
and I'm gonna puff.

390
00:16:18,544 --> 00:16:20,046
[ Laughs ]

391
00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:22,281
Woman: Who's here?

392
00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:28,221
The PMS man?
Yeah. It's here.

393
00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:30,590
Oh, what's he bringing?

394
00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:32,725
It's hard to...
delivery.

395
00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:33,759
To delivery?

396
00:16:33,759 --> 00:16:35,828
Yeah.
What's he called?

397
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:37,797
[ Sighs lightly ]

398
00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:39,899
PMS man.
Oh, right.

399
00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:42,268
Hi!

400
00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:44,136
[ Ice cream truck music plays ]

401
00:16:49,108 --> 00:16:50,576
Well...

402
00:16:50,576 --> 00:16:53,579
at least she's following proper
social distancing protocol.

403
00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:58,718
♪♪

404
00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:02,288
I just want to point out
with that last clip,

405
00:17:02,288 --> 00:17:04,090
we are not making light
of COVID.

406
00:17:04,090 --> 00:17:06,158
That little girl stayed safe,
followed the rules,

407
00:17:06,158 --> 00:17:08,995
and eventually got better
and got ice cream --

408
00:17:08,995 --> 00:17:11,631
lots and lots of ice cream.

409
00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:13,432
Now I want ice cream.
[ Chuckles ]

410
00:17:13,432 --> 00:17:15,101
You know what?
I may have to go get ice cream

411
00:17:15,101 --> 00:17:16,502
while you watch these clips.

412
00:17:16,502 --> 00:17:17,503
Cookies and cream!

413
00:17:17,503 --> 00:17:18,571
Cookies and cream!

414
00:17:19,105 --> 00:17:22,475
Woman: Ooh, oh.

415
00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:24,844
Anybody order
the surf and turf?

416
00:17:25,311 --> 00:17:27,113
Whoo!

417
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,282
[ Laughter ]

418
00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:31,584
That was a good one.

419
00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:36,355
♪♪

420
00:17:36,355 --> 00:17:38,024
The dock
is slippery when wet.

421
00:17:39,425 --> 00:17:40,459
Whoa!

422
00:17:40,459 --> 00:17:41,794
And it's always wet.

423
00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:43,162
You okay?

424
00:17:43,162 --> 00:17:44,897
♪♪

425
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:45,965
Wow.

426
00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:49,268
Bad Cooper throw
all of those rocks.

427
00:17:49,268 --> 00:17:51,437
Woman: Bad Cooper threw
all of those rocks?

428
00:17:51,437 --> 00:17:53,439
Uh-huh.
Now, I'm Good Cooper.

429
00:17:53,439 --> 00:17:55,575
You're Good Cooper?
Mm-hmm.

430
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:58,611
So is it time for Bad Cooper
to go to time out?

431
00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:01,847
Yeah!
Where's Bad Cooper?

432
00:18:01,847 --> 00:18:04,083
Where's Bad Cooper?

433
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,519
I'm lookin' at him.

434
00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:07,954
Me?!
Yeah.

435
00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:10,256
No, I'm Good Cooper!
[ Clicks tongue ]

436
00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:12,658
Man: The window.
Boy: A bear, a bear!

437
00:18:12,658 --> 00:18:14,360
Woman: No, no.
I know it's a bear, buddy,

438
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:16,829
but look -- there is
a giraffe right there.

439
00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:19,165
Ribeiro: He's so obsessed
with his animal cards,

440
00:18:19,165 --> 00:18:21,500
he doesn't see
the animal by his car.

441
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:23,569
Jake!
Jake, there's a giraffe!

442
00:18:23,569 --> 00:18:24,937
A piggy!

443
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:27,506
♪♪

444
00:18:27,506 --> 00:18:29,375
It's a good thing
he took his shoe off.

445
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:31,277
He wouldn't want
to hurt the machine.

446
00:18:32,378 --> 00:18:34,046
[ Laughter ]

447
00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:36,515
♪♪

448
00:18:36,515 --> 00:18:39,251
Woman:
It won't be forever.

449
00:18:39,251 --> 00:18:41,253
Some call it
the cone of shame,

450
00:18:41,253 --> 00:18:43,022
I call it the cone of cute.

451
00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:44,323
♪♪

452
00:18:44,323 --> 00:18:46,392
It's smushing your face.

453
00:18:46,392 --> 00:18:48,961
♪♪

454
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,563
It's time for "Versus."

455
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:53,065
Join us as "groomsmen
with holes in the seat"

456
00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:56,736
take on "man's best friend
slurping a frozen treat."

457
00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:59,105
[ Bell dings ]
Tonight on "Versus"...

458
00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:07,580
The dudes open up first
by splitting open their pants.

459
00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:08,814
[ Crowd gasps ]

460
00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:11,083
No ifs, ands,
or aired-out butts.

461
00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:12,351
And raise your paw

462
00:19:12,351 --> 00:19:14,887
if you want some French vanilla
in your maw.

463
00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:17,189
[ Chuckles ]

464
00:19:17,189 --> 00:19:18,557
He thinks...

465
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,292
It's really easy

466
00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:23,262
for a groomsman's tuchus
to feel breezy.

467
00:19:23,262 --> 00:19:27,033
♪♪

468
00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:28,701
It looks like
the tongue of this pup

469
00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:30,736
is too long for the cup.

470
00:19:32,138 --> 00:19:33,906
Lick, doggy, lick.

471
00:19:34,573 --> 00:19:36,208
And squatting's a no-no

472
00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:38,878
unless you want your undies
to show-show.

473
00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:41,080
[ Cheering ]

474
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,148
[ Laughter ]

475
00:19:43,249 --> 00:19:47,053
This doggy's in luck
with her own ice cream truck.

476
00:19:47,053 --> 00:19:50,156
Woman: What's this...

477
00:19:50,156 --> 00:19:52,024
The dudes
get back in the hunt

478
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:55,161
with a rip to the front.

479
00:19:55,161 --> 00:19:57,363
[ Crowd gasps ]

480
00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:59,632
The ice cream dogs will win
many new fans

481
00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:01,967
when they spawn human hands.

482
00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:04,303
Is it enough?

483
00:20:04,303 --> 00:20:06,572
♪♪

484
00:20:06,572 --> 00:20:09,008
And the winner is...
[ Bell dings ]

485
00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:11,310
...ice cream craving canines!

486
00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:13,612
♪♪

487
00:20:13,612 --> 00:20:17,349
Join us next time when the
dairy-devouring dogs take on...

488
00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:22,855
...on "Versus."

489
00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:24,023
[ Applause ]

490
00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:26,726
♪♪

491
00:20:27,993 --> 00:20:29,862
If you'd told me a year ago

492
00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:31,630
that the latest trend
sweeping the nation

493
00:20:31,630 --> 00:20:34,066
would be two people
filling their mouths with water,

494
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,301
then taking turns

495
00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:37,303
smacking each other in the face
with a tortilla

496
00:20:37,303 --> 00:20:40,306
until one person laughed so hard
they spit out the water,

497
00:20:40,306 --> 00:20:41,907
I would have said...

498
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,843
Actually,
that sounds totally plausible.

499
00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:45,377
I've been working here
a while --

500
00:20:45,377 --> 00:20:46,879
I've seen a lot of stuff.
[ Chuckles ]

501
00:20:46,879 --> 00:20:48,914
Enjoy the Tortilla Challenge.

502
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:50,916
♪♪

503
00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:52,284
Mnh.

504
00:20:52,284 --> 00:20:53,552
Man: Uh-oh.

505
00:20:53,552 --> 00:20:58,591
♪♪

506
00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,426
[ Laughter ]

507
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:06,599
♪♪

508
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:07,666
Woman: [ Laughs ]

509
00:21:07,666 --> 00:21:09,769
♪♪

510
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,403
Woman: [ Laughs ]

511
00:21:11,403 --> 00:21:17,409
♪♪

512
00:21:17,409 --> 00:21:18,444
[ Laughs ]

513
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:22,782
♪♪

514
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,283
[ Laughs ]

515
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:29,755
♪♪

516
00:21:29,755 --> 00:21:30,923
[ Laughs ]

517
00:21:30,923 --> 00:21:32,858
♪♪

518
00:21:32,858 --> 00:21:34,360
Aah!

519
00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:35,461
Aah!

520
00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:40,232
♪♪

521
00:21:40,232 --> 00:21:42,468
[ Cheers and applause ]

522
00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:46,639
♪♪

523
00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:49,141
Get ready to experience
a magical vacation

524
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:50,509
aboard the Disney Wish,

525
00:21:50,509 --> 00:21:52,511
the newest ship from
Disney Cruise Line.

526
00:21:52,511 --> 00:21:54,547
This season,
"AFV's" Grand Prize winner

527
00:21:54,547 --> 00:21:56,582
will step aboard
and experience enchantment

528
00:21:56,582 --> 00:21:59,985
everywhere they turn
on a 4-night Bahamian cruise.

529
00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:02,354
The Disney Wish brings to life
the spectacular worlds

530
00:22:02,354 --> 00:22:05,157
and beloved characters
from Disney, Marvel,

531
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:06,892
"Star Wars," and Pixar,

532
00:22:06,892 --> 00:22:08,327
all with the service and care

533
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:11,497
that you expect from
a Disney Cruise Line vacation.

534
00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:14,200
See the splendor
of Queen Elsa's ice magic,

535
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:16,468
assemble
with some favorite Avengers,

536
00:22:16,468 --> 00:22:18,370
take a wild adventure
on the first ever

537
00:22:18,370 --> 00:22:21,073
Disney attraction at sea.

538
00:22:21,073 --> 00:22:24,210
Adults can rest and relax
at exclusive spaces,

539
00:22:24,210 --> 00:22:25,945
sip a cocktail
at the first-of-its-kind

540
00:22:25,945 --> 00:22:28,347
Star Wars: Hyperspace Lounge,

541
00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:30,783
or sit back
and soak up the sun.

542
00:22:30,783 --> 00:22:31,917
On the Disney Wish,

543
00:22:31,917 --> 00:22:33,752
dreams really do come true.

544
00:22:33,752 --> 00:22:35,354
Send your video to "AFV"

545
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:37,756
for your chance to win
this magical vacation!

546
00:22:37,756 --> 00:22:39,525
♪♪

547
00:22:42,328 --> 00:22:43,896
♪♪

548
00:22:43,896 --> 00:22:45,931
Now, I am not a trash talker.

549
00:22:45,931 --> 00:22:47,499
Don't want to be,
don't need to be.

550
00:22:47,499 --> 00:22:49,435
However, I am a trash show-er,

551
00:22:49,435 --> 00:22:52,371
at least when it comes to videos
of people who are trash

552
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,173
when it comes
to taking out the trash.

553
00:22:54,173 --> 00:22:55,207
That's what I show.

554
00:22:56,408 --> 00:22:57,710
[ Grunts lightly ]

555
00:22:57,710 --> 00:23:01,180
Sometimes the trash
just wants to take itself out.

556
00:23:01,180 --> 00:23:03,449
♪♪

557
00:23:03,449 --> 00:23:04,550
No! No, no!

558
00:23:04,550 --> 00:23:06,085
No, no, no, no.

559
00:23:06,085 --> 00:23:07,186
No, no, no!

560
00:23:07,186 --> 00:23:17,029
♪♪

561
00:23:17,029 --> 00:23:20,366
Think of all the time she saved
not opening the safety gate.

562
00:23:20,366 --> 00:23:25,938
♪♪

563
00:23:25,938 --> 00:23:31,543
♪♪

564
00:23:31,543 --> 00:23:34,013
Wait for meeeeeeee!

565
00:23:34,013 --> 00:23:36,348
Happens every Tuesday
except when there's a holiday.

566
00:23:36,348 --> 00:23:38,183
[ Brakes squeal ]

567
00:23:38,183 --> 00:23:40,753
♪♪

568
00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:42,321
The bag is stuck on the can.

569
00:23:42,321 --> 00:23:44,690
He could just get out
of the truck and fix it,

570
00:23:44,690 --> 00:23:46,859
but that would be
admitting defeat.

571
00:23:46,859 --> 00:23:54,633
♪♪

572
00:23:54,633 --> 00:23:57,303
He will not let this trash can
beat him.

573
00:23:57,303 --> 00:24:00,572
♪♪

574
00:24:00,572 --> 00:24:03,776
This is the ultimate man
versus machine.

575
00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:08,113
♪♪

576
00:24:08,113 --> 00:24:10,316
Okay.
Now he's just being stubborn.

577
00:24:10,316 --> 00:24:16,021
♪♪

578
00:24:16,021 --> 00:24:17,222
Come on, Dad.
Over here, too?

579
00:24:17,222 --> 00:24:23,896
♪♪

580
00:24:23,896 --> 00:24:24,897
Oh!
Woman: No!

581
00:24:24,897 --> 00:24:26,732
[ Laughs ]

582
00:24:26,732 --> 00:24:30,336
Ribeiro: For a moment,
he got to feel like a hero.

583
00:24:30,336 --> 00:24:32,504
But only for a moment.

584
00:24:32,504 --> 00:24:33,872
-Wait!
-Oh, yeah, no.

585
00:24:33,872 --> 00:24:35,941
Woman:
That's hitting my car.

586
00:24:35,941 --> 00:24:36,976
Oh!

587
00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:38,010
[ Laughs ]

588
00:24:38,010 --> 00:24:43,515
♪♪

589
00:24:43,515 --> 00:24:46,285
You know what people love?
Dogs.

590
00:24:46,285 --> 00:24:48,087
You know what else they love?
Food.

591
00:24:48,087 --> 00:24:50,389
You know what else they love?
Lists.

592
00:24:50,389 --> 00:24:54,360
So it just goes to reason that
a list of dogs who love food

593
00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:56,628
is like the "AFV" trifecta.

594
00:24:56,628 --> 00:24:57,696
♪♪

595
00:24:57,696 --> 00:24:58,964
Number 10...

596
00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:05,137
Rocko...

597
00:25:05,137 --> 00:25:06,438
Number 9...

598
00:25:06,438 --> 00:25:16,348
♪♪

599
00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:17,483
Number 8...

600
00:25:19,118 --> 00:25:20,786
Bad puppy.

601
00:25:20,786 --> 00:25:22,588
My --
Woman: He's, like, laughing

602
00:25:22,588 --> 00:25:25,958
'cause we're all laughing...
[ Laughs ]

603
00:25:25,958 --> 00:25:27,493
Number 7...

604
00:25:27,493 --> 00:25:31,997
♪♪

605
00:25:31,997 --> 00:25:38,937
♪♪

606
00:25:38,937 --> 00:25:40,339
Number 6...

607
00:25:40,339 --> 00:25:46,545
♪♪

608
00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:47,780
Number 5...

609
00:25:47,780 --> 00:25:50,916
♪♪

610
00:25:50,916 --> 00:25:52,518
No!
Woman: [ Laughs ]

611
00:25:53,519 --> 00:25:54,720
Ribeiro: Number 4...

612
00:25:54,720 --> 00:26:02,594
♪♪

613
00:26:02,594 --> 00:26:03,862
Number 3...

614
00:26:03,862 --> 00:26:11,437
♪♪

615
00:26:11,437 --> 00:26:13,072
Number 2...

616
00:26:13,072 --> 00:26:17,609
♪♪

617
00:26:17,609 --> 00:26:19,812
And coming in
in the top spot

618
00:26:19,812 --> 00:26:23,782
of "AFV's" 10 cleverest
meal-mooching mutts, it's...

619
00:26:23,782 --> 00:26:25,184
number 1...

620
00:26:25,184 --> 00:26:26,952
♪♪

621
00:26:26,952 --> 00:26:28,420
Woman: [ Laughs ]

622
00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:29,955
Man: Oh!
Oh!

623
00:26:29,955 --> 00:26:33,725
♪♪

624
00:26:33,725 --> 00:26:36,295
Group: Hey, Alfonso!

625
00:26:38,230 --> 00:26:42,367
Hey, Alfonso, I want to see
more magic trick videos.

626
00:26:42,367 --> 00:26:47,639
♪♪

627
00:26:47,639 --> 00:26:50,209
Megan:
[ Muffled ] Me too!

628
00:26:51,810 --> 00:26:53,779
Let me see.
Let me see.

629
00:26:54,313 --> 00:26:56,482
[ Laughs ]

630
00:26:56,482 --> 00:26:57,916
Okay, Stephanie and Megan,

631
00:26:57,916 --> 00:26:59,818
you want to see
some magic videos?

632
00:26:59,818 --> 00:27:02,154
Well, I just so happen
to have a magic drawer

633
00:27:02,154 --> 00:27:03,922
full of magic videos.

634
00:27:03,922 --> 00:27:05,023
Poof!

635
00:27:05,023 --> 00:27:07,192
I'm gonna do magic for you.

636
00:27:07,192 --> 00:27:09,495
One bottle and a pencil.

637
00:27:24,243 --> 00:27:32,918
♪♪

638
00:27:33,352 --> 00:27:34,486
Man: Go.
Daddy, do you want to see

639
00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:35,487
a magic trick?

640
00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:36,488
Do I want to see
a magic trick?

641
00:27:36,488 --> 00:27:37,523
Yeah.
Yeah, go ahead.

642
00:27:37,523 --> 00:27:42,094
One -- One...

643
00:27:42,094 --> 00:27:44,863
two...

644
00:27:44,863 --> 00:27:46,031
three!

645
00:27:46,031 --> 00:27:46,932
Wow!

646
00:27:46,932 --> 00:27:47,966
[ Laughs ]

647
00:27:49,968 --> 00:27:51,370
Woman:
Where'd you put the spoon?

648
00:27:51,370 --> 00:27:52,604
[ Babbles ]

649
00:27:52,604 --> 00:27:53,639
Where is it?

650
00:27:53,639 --> 00:27:55,941
Where'd the spoon go?

651
00:27:55,941 --> 00:27:56,942
[ Gasps ]

652
00:27:56,942 --> 00:27:58,510
Ta-da!

653
00:27:58,510 --> 00:28:01,246
Ribeiro: The real trick here
is that he's distracting you

654
00:28:01,246 --> 00:28:03,715
from the fact that
he's not eating his carrots.

655
00:28:03,715 --> 00:28:04,716
Da.

656
00:28:04,716 --> 00:28:05,884
Ta-da!

657
00:28:11,657 --> 00:28:13,058
Here we go.

658
00:28:13,058 --> 00:28:14,426
[ Man speaking
indistinctly ]

659
00:28:16,562 --> 00:28:18,030
Ribeiro: The magic part...

660
00:28:18,030 --> 00:28:19,631
is they
don't even own a cat.

661
00:28:19,631 --> 00:28:21,800
Amazing!

662
00:28:23,669 --> 00:28:25,404
So I wanted to do this --

663
00:28:25,404 --> 00:28:27,172
So I'm gonna to do this,

664
00:28:27,172 --> 00:28:29,308
and I'm gonna put the doll in --

665
00:28:30,175 --> 00:28:32,544
I gonna put the doll
in the bag.

666
00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:34,179
And then --

667
00:28:34,179 --> 00:28:35,247
Be quiet.

668
00:28:35,247 --> 00:28:36,415
And then --

669
00:28:38,150 --> 00:28:39,585
I'm going to put the...

670
00:28:39,585 --> 00:28:42,554
Ribeiro: She wins the award
for world's worst assistant.

671
00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:43,722
And then --

672
00:28:44,289 --> 00:28:47,159
And you close it, and I'm gonna
put it behind my back.

673
00:28:47,859 --> 00:28:48,961
Alakazam!

674
00:28:50,996 --> 00:28:52,664
Okay --
And then -- And then --

675
00:28:52,664 --> 00:28:54,299
Girl: One's behind her --
One behind her back.

676
00:28:54,299 --> 00:28:55,500
Stop.
There's one behind her back.

677
00:28:55,500 --> 00:28:57,169
And then -- And then --
One behind her back.

678
00:28:57,169 --> 00:28:58,170
And then --

679
00:28:58,170 --> 00:28:59,438
Anna, stop!

680
00:28:59,438 --> 00:29:01,473
♪♪

681
00:29:01,473 --> 00:29:04,176
Cats can be surprisingly
nimble and funny,

682
00:29:04,176 --> 00:29:06,478
considering they're
largely sedentary animals.

683
00:29:06,478 --> 00:29:07,646
For those who don't know,

684
00:29:07,646 --> 00:29:09,848
"sedentary"
is a nice word for "lazy."

685
00:29:09,848 --> 00:29:11,283
And for those of you
who are angry

686
00:29:11,283 --> 00:29:13,185
that you accidentally learned
something tonight,

687
00:29:13,185 --> 00:29:15,153
here's a funny cat montage
to distract you.

688
00:29:15,153 --> 00:29:16,555
[ Chuckles ]

689
00:29:16,555 --> 00:29:18,757
[ Grieg's "Anitra's Dance"
plays ]

690
00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:22,060
♪♪

691
00:29:22,060 --> 00:29:26,398
♪♪

692
00:29:26,398 --> 00:29:27,633
[ Man laughs ]

693
00:29:27,633 --> 00:29:33,839
♪♪

694
00:29:33,839 --> 00:29:42,914
♪♪

695
00:29:42,914 --> 00:29:52,057
♪♪

696
00:29:52,057 --> 00:29:55,460
♪♪

697
00:29:55,460 --> 00:29:56,862
[ Bear grunting ]

698
00:29:56,862 --> 00:29:58,597
[ Cat screeches ]

699
00:29:58,597 --> 00:30:01,133
♪♪

700
00:30:01,133 --> 00:30:09,941
♪♪

701
00:30:09,941 --> 00:30:11,443
[ Woman laughs ]

702
00:30:11,443 --> 00:30:13,512
♪♪

703
00:30:13,512 --> 00:30:14,746
[ Laughter ]

704
00:30:14,746 --> 00:30:19,318
♪♪

705
00:30:19,318 --> 00:30:21,520
[ Cat yowling ]

706
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:26,325
♪♪

707
00:30:26,325 --> 00:30:28,460
[ Laughter ]

708
00:30:28,460 --> 00:30:30,696
♪♪

709
00:30:30,696 --> 00:30:34,333
If you've got a funny video,
upload it to AFV.com.

710
00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:36,335
♪♪

711
00:30:39,137 --> 00:30:41,473
[ Applause ]

712
00:30:41,473 --> 00:30:44,009
You know what's delicious?
Bread and butter.

713
00:30:44,009 --> 00:30:45,544
Sadly, it's not great for you,

714
00:30:45,544 --> 00:30:47,913
which is why people
shouldn't eat too much of it.

715
00:30:47,913 --> 00:30:49,614
But around here,
there's no such thing

716
00:30:49,614 --> 00:30:50,782
as too much bread and butter,

717
00:30:50,782 --> 00:30:52,651
because people acting
like boneheads

718
00:30:52,651 --> 00:30:55,587
are our bread and butter.
[ Chuckles ]

719
00:30:55,587 --> 00:30:58,223
Now I can work on my swing
all week long on vacation.

720
00:30:58,223 --> 00:30:59,725
The boys are gonna have no idea
what hit them

721
00:30:59,725 --> 00:31:00,959
when they get back.

722
00:31:00,959 --> 00:31:02,728
They don't stand a chance.

723
00:31:02,728 --> 00:31:08,133
♪♪

724
00:31:08,133 --> 00:31:10,202
[ Coughing ]

725
00:31:10,202 --> 00:31:13,171
♪♪

726
00:31:13,171 --> 00:31:14,706
Ribeiro: Fishing 101...

727
00:31:14,706 --> 00:31:15,874
Man: Yeah.

728
00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:18,877
...do not keep your phone
in your fishing net.

729
00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:20,312
My phone was in...

730
00:31:20,312 --> 00:31:22,547
Oh, my God!

731
00:31:22,547 --> 00:31:24,649
How much is it?
50 bucks?

732
00:31:24,649 --> 00:31:26,184
Half a tank of gas.

733
00:31:26,184 --> 00:31:28,553
How much is it?
Less than 50 bucks?

734
00:31:28,553 --> 00:31:29,888
It takes almost $50
for a whole tank.

735
00:31:29,888 --> 00:31:31,790
Yeah, I'm not gonna give it
to you, but I'll pay for it.

736
00:31:31,790 --> 00:31:33,225
Let's do it.
Let's go. Come on.

737
00:31:34,926 --> 00:31:36,628
You better actually
pay for it.
Ready?

738
00:31:36,628 --> 00:31:39,331
If you don't pay for it,
I'm-a punch you. In the throat.

739
00:31:39,331 --> 00:31:40,465
Got to turn sideways.

740
00:31:40,465 --> 00:31:42,768
Oh, my God.

741
00:31:42,768 --> 00:31:45,036
That didn't work.
Do it again.
No, I felt it.

742
00:31:45,036 --> 00:31:46,471
[ Electricity crackles ]
[ Shouts ]
Ohhh!

743
00:31:46,471 --> 00:31:48,273
[ Laughter ]

744
00:31:48,273 --> 00:31:52,210
♪♪

745
00:31:52,210 --> 00:31:54,179
Ribeiro: This is one
of those singing restaurants

746
00:31:54,179 --> 00:31:56,815
where the waitstaff is always
looking for their big break.

747
00:31:56,815 --> 00:31:59,084
And he "big breaks"
everything.

748
00:31:59,084 --> 00:32:01,286
[ Woman shouts ]
[ Glass shatters ]

749
00:32:01,286 --> 00:32:03,188
[ Man singing ]

750
00:32:03,188 --> 00:32:10,061
♪♪

751
00:32:10,061 --> 00:32:12,564
Ribeiro: How to ruin a party
before it even begins.

752
00:32:13,465 --> 00:32:14,833
Oh, my God!

753
00:32:23,508 --> 00:32:26,011
Tonight, I'm not
just the host of "AFV" --

754
00:32:26,011 --> 00:32:28,680
I'm also a proud video papa.

755
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:30,449
That's right --
my wife, Angela, and I

756
00:32:30,449 --> 00:32:31,950
took the kids to a petting zoo

757
00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:34,419
so they could get up close
and personal with the animals,

758
00:32:34,419 --> 00:32:36,922
but at one point,
one particular goat

759
00:32:36,922 --> 00:32:39,758
got a little too up close
and personal.

760
00:32:39,758 --> 00:32:41,159
Check it out.

761
00:32:41,159 --> 00:32:42,994
Woman: Hold it.
Hold your hands down.

762
00:32:42,994 --> 00:32:44,329
Down. Hold it.

763
00:32:44,329 --> 00:32:46,398
There's my son Anders...

764
00:32:46,398 --> 00:32:48,066
my daughter Ava...
Did you feed it?

765
00:32:48,066 --> 00:32:50,402
...and here's
their new best friend.

766
00:32:50,402 --> 00:32:51,503
[ Gasps ]
Ow!

767
00:32:51,503 --> 00:32:53,705
[ Laughs ] Okay.
Are you okay?

768
00:32:53,705 --> 00:32:55,173
Mommy, I --

769
00:32:55,173 --> 00:32:56,675
Those aren't my kids,

770
00:32:56,675 --> 00:32:59,811
but their day at the petting zoo
is going just as poorly.

771
00:32:59,811 --> 00:33:01,012
[ Bleats ]

772
00:33:01,012 --> 00:33:02,347
[ Screams and laughs ]

773
00:33:02,347 --> 00:33:04,049
♪♪

774
00:33:04,049 --> 00:33:05,250
Woman: Alright.

775
00:33:05,250 --> 00:33:07,519
I think this is
her first rodeo.

776
00:33:07,519 --> 00:33:10,055
[ Laughing ]

777
00:33:10,055 --> 00:33:11,423
♪♪

778
00:33:11,423 --> 00:33:12,858
Shoot!

779
00:33:12,858 --> 00:33:14,326
Woman: Uh-oh.

780
00:33:14,326 --> 00:33:16,695
These ladies just pulled up
to their house,

781
00:33:16,695 --> 00:33:18,263
but unfortunately for them...

782
00:33:18,263 --> 00:33:20,265
[ Ding! ]
...so did the neighborhood goat.

783
00:33:20,265 --> 00:33:22,767
Yeah, I'm not
messing around. Unh-unh!

784
00:33:22,767 --> 00:33:25,170
Aah!
Unh-unh!

785
00:33:25,170 --> 00:33:26,671
[ Goat bleats ]

786
00:33:26,671 --> 00:33:28,406
[ Indistinct shouting ]

787
00:33:28,406 --> 00:33:29,808
No, he'll get mad.

788
00:33:29,808 --> 00:33:31,142
♪♪

789
00:33:31,142 --> 00:33:32,844
Get up here!

790
00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:34,646
[ Goat bleats ]

791
00:33:34,646 --> 00:33:36,281
[ Indistinct shouting ]

792
00:33:36,281 --> 00:33:37,449
[ Laughter ]

793
00:33:37,449 --> 00:33:40,218
Turn it 'round!
[ Laughs ]

794
00:33:40,218 --> 00:33:41,653
Turn it!
It's the wrong key.

795
00:33:41,653 --> 00:33:44,356
No, it is not!
Aah!

796
00:33:44,356 --> 00:33:46,091
[ Goat bleats ]

797
00:33:46,091 --> 00:33:47,926
[ Shouting ]

798
00:33:47,926 --> 00:33:51,997
...taking the...
key in already!

799
00:33:51,997 --> 00:33:53,632
Abby!
[ Goat bleats ]

800
00:33:53,632 --> 00:33:55,400
Stay with him.

801
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:57,135
Abby!

802
00:33:58,270 --> 00:34:00,305
Woman: Get the dog.

803
00:34:00,305 --> 00:34:03,174
Woman:
What's the matter?

804
00:34:03,174 --> 00:34:05,010
Aww.
You don't like your diaper?

805
00:34:05,010 --> 00:34:06,545
[ Goat bleats ]
I know.

806
00:34:06,545 --> 00:34:07,612
Girl: She looked like
she was gonna have --

807
00:34:07,612 --> 00:34:09,614
[ Laughter ]

808
00:34:09,614 --> 00:34:12,350
Woman:
Alright, coins in.

809
00:34:12,350 --> 00:34:14,185
Turn it. There you go.

810
00:34:14,185 --> 00:34:15,387
Ribeiro: In his case,

811
00:34:15,387 --> 00:34:17,822
"GOAT" stands for
"Getter Of All Treats."

812
00:34:17,822 --> 00:34:19,558
Woman:
Did he get anything?
Yep.

813
00:34:21,259 --> 00:34:22,894
[ Goat barks, screams ]

814
00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:26,531
[ Goat barks, screams ]

815
00:34:26,531 --> 00:34:28,800
[ Goat screams ]

816
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:30,902
[ Goat screams ]

817
00:34:32,003 --> 00:34:34,039
Ribeiro:
For this kid, counting sheep

818
00:34:34,039 --> 00:34:35,674
would keep him up all night.

819
00:34:35,674 --> 00:34:37,509
[ Sheep bleats ]
[ Man laughs ]

820
00:34:37,509 --> 00:34:40,045
Ribeiro:
The package is on time,

821
00:34:40,045 --> 00:34:41,913
and I'm not the only one
who's shocked.

822
00:34:41,913 --> 00:34:44,015
[ Horn honks ]

823
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:50,522
♪♪

824
00:34:50,522 --> 00:34:52,324
You know
what the world needs now?

825
00:34:54,926 --> 00:35:00,799
♪♪

826
00:35:00,799 --> 00:35:06,638
♪♪

827
00:35:06,638 --> 00:35:07,973
I hope you've enjoyed...

828
00:35:13,445 --> 00:35:16,581
Smartphones can take videos,
let you surf the Web,

829
00:35:16,581 --> 00:35:18,550
and, believe it or not --
and I'm not making this up --

830
00:35:18,550 --> 00:35:20,685
you can even call
other people with them.

831
00:35:20,685 --> 00:35:22,120
Mm-hmm! [ Chuckles ]

832
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:24,756
And one of the coolest things
they can do is face filters,

833
00:35:24,756 --> 00:35:26,524
which aren't just hilarious,

834
00:35:26,524 --> 00:35:28,593
they're also tonight's
"Assignment America."

835
00:35:28,593 --> 00:35:30,795
Need some examples?
Here. Take a look at these.

836
00:35:32,831 --> 00:35:35,433
Girl: [ Laughs ]
Taffeny.

837
00:35:36,868 --> 00:35:38,870
[ Laughs ]

838
00:35:38,870 --> 00:35:41,339
♪♪

839
00:35:46,144 --> 00:35:48,013
[ Woman laughs ]

840
00:35:48,013 --> 00:35:49,881
Okay. Hold on, hold on, hold on.

841
00:35:51,116 --> 00:35:53,618
♪ Ohhh-ahhh! ♪

842
00:35:55,720 --> 00:35:57,589
[ Screaming ]

843
00:36:00,091 --> 00:36:01,159
[ Applause ]

844
00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:02,594
[ Laughs ]

845
00:36:02,594 --> 00:36:04,663
Yeah, use a face-filter app,

846
00:36:04,663 --> 00:36:07,465
get video of you or a friend,
and upload it to us.

847
00:36:07,465 --> 00:36:08,900
Jess, tell 'em more.
[ Chuckles ]

848
00:36:08,900 --> 00:36:10,235
"Face Filter Freakouts"

849
00:36:10,235 --> 00:36:11,636
are tonight's
"Assignment America."

850
00:36:11,636 --> 00:36:13,338
So grab your phone
and turn yourself

851
00:36:13,338 --> 00:36:16,007
into a cuddly-wuddly puppy
or flip faces with a friend.

852
00:36:16,007 --> 00:36:18,243
Who knows?
Your hilariously morphed mug

853
00:36:18,243 --> 00:36:20,712
might just win $20,000
or even $100,000.

854
00:36:20,712 --> 00:36:22,714
Just upload the video
to AFV.com.

855
00:36:22,714 --> 00:36:25,116
For full contest rules,
log on to AFV.com.

856
00:36:25,116 --> 00:36:27,385
With a "Face Filter Freakout,"
changing your face

857
00:36:27,385 --> 00:36:29,754
might just end up
changing your life!

858
00:36:32,090 --> 00:36:33,825
♪♪

859
00:36:33,825 --> 00:36:36,961
The tension is mounting,
and soon we'll be vote counting,

860
00:36:36,961 --> 00:36:38,329
so let's meet our finalists.

861
00:36:38,329 --> 00:36:41,066
First up, one boy's art
became the subject of talk

862
00:36:41,066 --> 00:36:43,268
when he drew a big old butt
with his chalk.

863
00:36:43,268 --> 00:36:45,737
It's "All the Planets
and One Big Moon"

864
00:36:45,737 --> 00:36:49,874
sent in by Kevin Lemieux
from Napa, California.

865
00:36:49,874 --> 00:36:51,543
...galaxy,
Jupiter, Saturn,

866
00:36:51,543 --> 00:36:54,312
Uranus, and Neptune --
tiny Neptune --

867
00:36:54,312 --> 00:36:56,748
and Pluto is even tinier.

868
00:36:56,748 --> 00:36:58,550
Woman:
That is awesome.

869
00:36:58,550 --> 00:37:01,052
Marshall,
tell me what you drew.

870
00:37:04,089 --> 00:37:05,390
[ Chuckles ]

871
00:37:05,390 --> 00:37:08,727
Joining us are Kevin, Lauren,
Marshall, and Miles.

872
00:37:08,727 --> 00:37:11,730
Now, Kevin, I heard that
you and Miles sent this video in

873
00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:13,932
when you guys
were watching "AFV" one day

874
00:37:13,932 --> 00:37:17,802
and Miles asked you if you had
any funny videos of him

875
00:37:17,802 --> 00:37:19,971
because he really wanted
to be on the show.

876
00:37:19,971 --> 00:37:21,239
What happened?
What'd you say?

877
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:23,508
So, he asked me
a million times.

878
00:37:23,508 --> 00:37:25,543
We scrolled through,
found something

879
00:37:25,543 --> 00:37:28,780
that we have thought as a family
was hilarious for a long time

880
00:37:28,780 --> 00:37:30,582
and sent it in,
and here we are.

881
00:37:30,582 --> 00:37:32,283
Here we are.
Well, you know what, Miles?

882
00:37:32,283 --> 00:37:34,753
That was good thinking.
No "buts" about it.

883
00:37:34,753 --> 00:37:36,354
[ Laughter ]

884
00:37:36,354 --> 00:37:37,956
Good luck, guys.
Alright.

885
00:37:37,956 --> 00:37:40,024
Next, when you give a balloon

886
00:37:40,024 --> 00:37:42,160
to a puppy
with a case of the zoomies,

887
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:44,662
you'll need a playroom
that's much, much roomier.

888
00:37:44,662 --> 00:37:46,531
It's "The Running
of the Bulldog"

889
00:37:46,531 --> 00:37:51,169
sent in by Kathryn Rodgers
from Millington, Tennessee.

890
00:37:51,169 --> 00:37:53,872
Girl: No.

891
00:37:53,872 --> 00:37:57,642
Maybe this
is more of a backyard activity.

892
00:38:03,014 --> 00:38:04,315
[ Dog barks ]

893
00:38:05,016 --> 00:38:06,251
[ Shrieks ]

894
00:38:06,251 --> 00:38:09,187
Joining us are Kathryn,
her sister Brandy,

895
00:38:09,187 --> 00:38:11,723
her niece, Naomi,
and, of course, Chompy.

896
00:38:11,723 --> 00:38:13,258
Now, Chompy's a big dog,

897
00:38:13,258 --> 00:38:15,527
but he's still a puppy
with puppy energy.

898
00:38:15,527 --> 00:38:18,363
Does he make a mess
like this often?

899
00:38:18,363 --> 00:38:21,199
Yes.
All the time.

900
00:38:21,199 --> 00:38:23,301
All the time. Well,
you know what? That's okay.

901
00:38:23,301 --> 00:38:26,437
I mean, look, as long
as he looks that adorable,

902
00:38:26,437 --> 00:38:28,673
it's okay by me, okay?

903
00:38:28,673 --> 00:38:30,074
-Okay.
-Alright.

904
00:38:30,074 --> 00:38:32,544
Well, good luck, guys.

905
00:38:32,544 --> 00:38:35,647
And finally, the ice-cream truck
will come back another day,

906
00:38:35,647 --> 00:38:39,083
but for now it has to stay
at least six feet away.

907
00:38:39,083 --> 00:38:40,685
It's "Sno-Cone Distancing"

908
00:38:40,685 --> 00:38:44,923
sent in by Todd Guidry
from St. Louis, Missouri.

909
00:38:46,024 --> 00:38:47,625
Hi!

910
00:38:47,625 --> 00:38:49,828
[ Ice cream truck music plays ]

911
00:38:53,798 --> 00:38:55,366
Well...

912
00:38:55,366 --> 00:38:58,903
at least she's following proper
social-distancing protocol.

913
00:38:58,903 --> 00:39:03,208
Joining us are Todd, Carolyn,
Nora, Clare, Sam, and Jack.

914
00:39:03,208 --> 00:39:06,077
Now, Todd, I understand
you found out what Nora did

915
00:39:06,077 --> 00:39:08,046
when you saw the notification

916
00:39:08,046 --> 00:39:10,248
from your security camera
on your phone.

917
00:39:10,248 --> 00:39:13,084
What was your reaction
when you watched the video?

918
00:39:13,084 --> 00:39:15,620
I thought it was
hilarious and cute,

919
00:39:15,620 --> 00:39:17,422
and I was proud of her
for not going up

920
00:39:17,422 --> 00:39:19,991
and talking to the ice-cream
truck while she had COVID.

921
00:39:19,991 --> 00:39:21,793
You know what?
We're proud of her, too.

922
00:39:21,793 --> 00:39:23,528
Good job! Good job!

923
00:39:23,528 --> 00:39:28,066
And what do you plan to do
if you guys win $20,000 tonight?

924
00:39:28,066 --> 00:39:29,367
♪♪

925
00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:31,269
Well, we've been talking about
maybe taking a trip

926
00:39:31,269 --> 00:39:35,039
or saving some money
for the future for the kids.

927
00:39:35,039 --> 00:39:36,708
We haven't decided yet,
but we're gonna do something

928
00:39:36,708 --> 00:39:38,743
really fun with it
if we're lucky enough to win.

929
00:39:38,743 --> 00:39:41,813
Hey, if you're stocking up
on ice cream, okay,

930
00:39:41,813 --> 00:39:44,649
your buddy Alfonso wouldn't say
no to some cookies and cream.

931
00:39:44,649 --> 00:39:47,619
Okay? Good luck, guys.
Thanks.

932
00:39:47,619 --> 00:39:49,454
Alright. Alright.
We're gonna find out

933
00:39:49,454 --> 00:39:51,155
who takes home the cash
in just a minute,

934
00:39:51,155 --> 00:39:53,258
but first let's take a look
at some of the clips

935
00:39:53,258 --> 00:39:57,495
that didn't make our top three
in tonight's honorable mention.

936
00:39:57,495 --> 00:40:02,467
♪♪

937
00:40:02,467 --> 00:40:03,968
[ Woman screams ]

938
00:40:03,968 --> 00:40:05,637
[ Crash! ]

939
00:40:05,637 --> 00:40:07,805
Man: Whoa!

940
00:40:07,805 --> 00:40:09,507
[ Sloop! Boing! ]

941
00:40:09,507 --> 00:40:16,347
♪♪

942
00:40:16,347 --> 00:40:20,151
[ Whirring ]

943
00:40:20,151 --> 00:40:21,386
♪♪

944
00:40:21,386 --> 00:40:22,487
Ohhh!

945
00:40:22,487 --> 00:40:24,622
Ow!

946
00:40:24,622 --> 00:40:26,424
♪♪

947
00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:30,395
[ Engine zooms ]
Whoa!

948
00:40:30,395 --> 00:40:32,897
[ Applause ]

949
00:40:32,897 --> 00:40:35,466
Okay. It's time to hand out
tonight's prizes --

950
00:40:35,466 --> 00:40:37,969
$20,000 for first,
$6,000 for second,

951
00:40:37,969 --> 00:40:39,570
and $4,000 for third.

952
00:40:39,570 --> 00:40:41,005
Here we go.

953
00:40:41,005 --> 00:40:44,342
Our third place,
$4,000 winner is...

954
00:40:44,342 --> 00:40:45,877
"Sno-Cone Distancing"

955
00:40:45,877 --> 00:40:49,647
sent in by Todd Guidry
from St. Louis, Missouri.

956
00:40:49,647 --> 00:40:52,550
[ Applause ]
Thank you.

957
00:40:52,550 --> 00:40:54,185
Thank you.

958
00:40:54,185 --> 00:40:56,988
And the winner of the $20,000

959
00:40:56,988 --> 00:41:01,025
and tonight's
funniest home video is...

960
00:41:01,025 --> 00:41:02,393
"The Running of the Bulldog"

961
00:41:02,393 --> 00:41:05,129
sent in by Kathryn Rodgers
from Millington, Tennessee.

962
00:41:05,129 --> 00:41:08,766
We have Naomi, Chompy,
Kathryn, and Brandy!

963
00:41:08,766 --> 00:41:12,437
Congratulations! Yes!

964
00:41:12,437 --> 00:41:15,707
Now, I heard Naomi
was a little upset at first

965
00:41:15,707 --> 00:41:18,609
because Chompy just, like,
trashed her playroom.

966
00:41:18,609 --> 00:41:20,778
Now, did she
get over that quickly?

967
00:41:20,778 --> 00:41:23,448
Yeah.
Yes, she did.
She's used to it.

968
00:41:23,448 --> 00:41:25,350
Well, that's a good thing.
That's good. That's good.

969
00:41:25,350 --> 00:41:29,220
And now, Naomi, what is
your nickname for Chompy?

970
00:41:29,220 --> 00:41:31,356
Naomi calls him
her husband.

971
00:41:31,356 --> 00:41:34,826
It's her husband?
Okay. You know what?

972
00:41:34,826 --> 00:41:38,363
Well, your husband
just brought home 20 grand.

973
00:41:38,363 --> 00:41:39,564
[ Cheers and applause ]

974
00:41:39,564 --> 00:41:40,865
That is awesome!
Alright?

975
00:41:40,865 --> 00:41:42,033
Thank you!

976
00:41:42,033 --> 00:41:44,969
And a shot
at a hundred grand!

977
00:41:44,969 --> 00:41:48,106
Naomi,
congratulate your husband.

978
00:41:48,106 --> 00:41:51,642
[ Laughter ]

979
00:41:51,642 --> 00:41:54,012
Congratulations, guys.
Great job.

980
00:41:54,012 --> 00:41:56,647
Chompy, good job!

981
00:41:56,647 --> 00:41:58,750
[ Cheers and applause ]

982
00:41:58,750 --> 00:42:01,452
You know how for the past hour
we've been doing the show?

983
00:42:01,452 --> 00:42:03,788
Well, this is the point
where we stop.

984
00:42:03,788 --> 00:42:05,289
[ Laughter ]

985
00:42:05,289 --> 00:42:06,758
We'll see you next time.
And don't forget --

986
00:42:06,758 --> 00:42:08,626
if you upload a video
and it airs on the show,

987
00:42:08,626 --> 00:42:10,495
we'll send you an "AFV" T-shirt.

988
00:42:10,495 --> 00:42:11,963
So good night, everybody,
and remember --

989
00:42:11,963 --> 00:42:14,932
send your video to me,
you might win 20 G's.

990
00:42:14,932 --> 00:42:16,434
Good night.

991
00:42:16,434 --> 00:42:18,503
♪♪

992
00:42:21,506 --> 00:42:29,747
♪♪

993
00:42:29,747 --> 00:42:38,056
♪♪

994
00:42:38,056 --> 00:42:46,297
♪♪

995
00:42:46,297 --> 00:42:54,505
♪♪