Ribeiro: "AFV" is on.
Spoiler alert -- it looks like this.
♪♪
[ All screaming ]
♪♪
Ow.
♪♪
Welcome to "America's Funniest Home Videos."
And now here he is, the host of our show --
Alfonso Ribeiro!
[ Cheers and applause ] Come on, y'all, let's go.
♪♪
Thank you, guys. Love you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Welcome to the show.
For some people, the anticipation
is the best part of the experience.
For instance, the flight is their favorite part of the trip.
The menu is their favorite part of the meal.
So it stands to reason that for many of you watching me on stage
before any of the funny videos start playing
is your favorite part of the show.
[ Laughter ]
Yeah, I didn't think so. Yeah.
A host can dream, can't he?
Oh.
Ow! Oh, my God!
Yet another reason construction crews don't hire children.
Oh, help!
Help!
Girl: Bruiser! Get back here!
Give me my corn dog.
Bruiser, give me my corn dog.
Bruiser! Give me my --
Give me my corn dog back.
[ Bruiser snarling ]
[ Laughs ]
Ribeiro: He's gonna be mad.
He specifically built that thing so he wouldn't have to run.
Woman: [ Gasps ] Babe!
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
Ribeiro: He takes the stairs...
with him.
Hey, Alfonso, I want to see more funny videos on wheels.
[ Humming ]
[ Laughter ]
Okay, Olivia, you want to see videos with wheels?
Well, I've got some that are --
No, no, no. You know what?
I'm not gonna say they're wheely, wheely funny.
Okay? I'm better than a bad pun.
In fact, wheel puns are tire-d.
[ Audience groans ]
Oh, don't pun-ish me.
The thing about cars --
they ride better with all four wheels.
[ Metal scraping ]
His dad put that bike together by himself.
[ Chuckles ] He shouldn't have.
That was really cool. Now...
Ribeiro: She's holding the remote control,
so she has no one to blame.
Woman: You alright?
Woman: Stairs!
Ribeiro: Texting while on a hoverboard.
He thinks he's a zoomer.
But he falls like a boomer.
♪♪
[ Engine starts ]
I've heard of pickup basketball,
but never pickup truck basketball.
She has no business on a skateboard or a treadmill,
let alone a skateboard on a treadmill.
First day with the riding mower.
Hmm. Last day with the fire pit.
This is why you want a skateboard shorter
than your inseam.
Ohh.
[ Applause ]
As a parent, your goal is to teach your children,
but sometimes your kid teaches you a thing or two.
It's usually not something quite as useful
as how to ratchet up your flirt game.
But this kid is no ordinary kid.
Woman: You're gonna teach me how to do what?
You know what.
-Tell me. -Flirting.
That's a walk, baby.
Look at that.
So that's the walk?
-Yeah. -Okay, I can do that.
What else?
The arm roll. The shoulder roll.
Does that tell somebody...
Oh, okay. Okay.
See, I didn't see it when you did it in the dark.
Oh, wow. What's that?
What's that look? -The eye.
The eye. I'm giving them the eye?
[ Laughs ]
Okay, I can see that.
So you give them the eye.
And that lets them know I'm flirting with you, huh?
Being an influencer isn't as easy as it looks, but shh!
That's our little secret.
Because even though everyone can't be an influencer,
it's way better for the show if they think they can.
♪ Here they come, here they come ♪
♪ Silhouettes in the car lights ♪
♪ After midnight ♪
♪ Talking loud through the crowd ♪
♪ Make your way into the spotlight ♪
♪ Get your hair right ♪
♪ Summer flex, summer flex, put it on the Internet ♪
♪ Burn so bright but you're never really feelin' it ♪
♪ Your friends look nice, but your clique's so tight ♪
♪ Ain't nobody getting into it ♪
♪ Listen now, it's the sound of someone ♪
♪ You're trying to be like ♪
♪ Be like ♪
♪ Am I cool enough ♪
♪ For your love? ♪
♪ Sorry if I don't fit your description ♪
♪ Here we are, playing dumb ♪
♪ I don't want to be part of your picture ♪
♪ Ooh, nah, nah, nah, nah ♪
♪ Somebody tell me, am I c-c-cool enough? ♪
♪ Ooh, nah, nah, nah, nah ♪
♪ Somebody tell me, am I c-c-cool enough? ♪
♪ Cool enough ♪
♪ Ooh, nah, nah, nah, nah ♪
♪ Somebody tell me, am I c-c-cool enough? ♪
♪ Summer flex, summer flex, put it on the Internet ♪
♪ Burn so bright but you're never really feelin' it ♪
Wanna see your funny video on TV?
Upload it to AFV.com.
♪ Took a while to receive but you're getting the message ♪
♪ The message ♪
Life coaches say that one key to success is finding something
that comes more easily to you than it does to other people.
For some people, the thing that comes easy to them
is embarrassing themselves on television.
But who am I to judge?
Giving a small child with bad hand-eye coordination
a sharp object to throw -- what could go wrong?
Woman: Oh! [ Laughs ]
Woman: Here she comes.
Here's what Maggie's waiting for.
[ Chuckles ]
You stay.
[ Chuckles ]
Hey! Whatcha doin'? Whatcha doin'?
Ribeiro: Now this is what I call a special delivery.
Woman: [ Laughs ] Look at that tail.
Aww.
Good girl.
Ribeiro: The wheels on the bus go round and round,
but a wheelbarrow on a ramp goes down and down.
Child: Whoa!
Ribeiro: Incoming!
[ Laughter ]
He's used to the sliding-glass door being closed.
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
[ Laughter ]
Aww!
I want a pool otter.
Man: I would never let him do that.
[ Laughter ]
[ Applause ]
You know why I love living on a round planet
that spins on its axis while its atmosphere is heated
by a distant celestial object?
Because all those factors produce wind,
and wind produces funny videos.
And the whole spinning round planet thing keeps us
from drifting off into the icy cold blackness of space.
So two reasons.
[ Laughter ]
I go up high!
You're supposed to tie these things down.
But Dad doesn't believe in reading the instructions.
Man: [ Speaks indistinctly ]
You're okay, you're okay, you're okay.
[ Wind gusting ]
Say what you want about kids and their phones,
but they don't have this problem.
[ Laughter ]
He's checking on those cabinets.
After all, he just finished staining them.
Take camera two.
[ Wind gusting ]
It's her vacation, and she could spend it any way she wants.
Man: Nailed it!
Ah! Oh, God!
Ribeiro: That trampoline is gonna be in a lot of trouble
when it comes home.
He's looking for adventure,
which hopefully includes belly rubs.
[ Wind gusting ]
Shoe fly!
Man: Are you okay? I got it on video.
Woman: Sit in it.
An above-ground pool turns into an above-Paul pool.
[ Screams, laughs ]
He spent his whole Saturday cleaning up this mess,
but it's finally done.
Now is the part of the evening
where I wish I had a string of pearls around my neck
because they would be great to clutch while shouting,
[ Southern accent ] "Well, I am positively flabbergasted."
[ Laughter ]
[ Normal voice ] It's time for some outsized outrage
because I can't even.
Get set for "I'm Shocked!"
You're telling me towing a tricycle behind a moving car
is not the smoothest form of transportation?
I'm shocked. Shocked, I say.
Aaah! Whoa, whoa!
So you're saying your parents were shooting a video
seemingly for no reason
but actually had ulterior motives?
I am baffled beyond belief.
Wait a minute.
A toddler spilled something that claimed to be spill-proof?
Whaaa?!
It works.
Oh, yeah. No more spills.
Go ahead.
Okay. Let's see how she does.
[ Laughs ] Let me see if I got this right.
A thin plastic bar meant to hold a towel
could not support the weight of a teenage girl?
Physics be damned.
Girl: I think that seems like the perfect spot.
You didn't see that.
Hold the phone.
Am I to believe that jumping out of a moving airplane
with detachable body parts wasn't the best idea?
Why has the world come to?
"I'm Shocked" is over, and I'm really shocked about it.
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
I'm not sure where I stand with birds.
I mean, they can fly, which is maybe the coolest thing ever.
However, they go to the bathroom while flying,
which is maybe the rudest thing ever.
Okay? But -- But they're funny.
So in the end, I'm pro-bird.
Now let's roll these clips before I start thinking about
how much money I spend on car washes 'cause...
Man: Don't let him scare you. He's just a bird.
He's in the tree. -He's in a tree?
[ All screaming ]
Ribeiro: In my day, neighborhood bullies didn't have feathers.
[ Woman screams ]
[ Laughs ]
He's on the car. Make a run for it.
He's on the car.
Parrot: Oh, boy!
Woman: Well, hi, Jim. How are you?
Oh, boy!
[ Laughs ]
Ribeiro: Ostriches can't fly,
and they still hold a grudge about it.
Woman: Hi. Hi! Oh!
Man: Trying to decide whether it wants to pull hair out
or it actually wants to try to make a nest.
I think he's pulling it out.
I've had that happen at my house, too.
I'll be darned.
Woman: That's hilarious.
Definitely not afraid of you at all.
Oh, he's got some that time.
Ribeiro: Whether it's your backyard or not,
you do not want to go near a mama duck and her ducklings.
[ Quacking ] [ Screaming ]
This time is -- Okay, I got some string cheese
and we fittin' to go to Chuck E. Cheese, but, yeah.
Yeah.
Ribeiro: I hope you brought enough string cheese to share.
[ Bird chirping ]
[ Screaming ]
We're going to look back at some fads
that people used to follow for some strange reason.
Tonight's episode is for everyone that answered
the question "long hair or short hair"
with "Why not both?"
Yeah, I'm talking, of course,
about the legendary '80s and '90s 'do, the mighty mullet.
Get ready to roll back the calendar.
It's "Fads of Yesteryear."
The mullet was business in the front, party in the back
and silly string on the face.
[ Laughter ]
Mullets weren't just a fashion trend.
They provided a perfect handle for your falling preschooler.
Oh, think I got a bite.
[ Laughter ]
Combining a mullet with a mohawk?
Because one bad '90s trend wasn't enough for Mr. Mullhawk.
[ Indistinct shouting ]
And mullets weren't just bad follicle fashion for fellas.
See these ladies get in on the action
with a pair of lady mullets.
[ Screaming ]
You alright?
"While giving the special..."
And what's this?
The groom has a mullet. The best man has a mullet.
The ring bearer has a mullet.
Even the bride's dress is shaped like a mullet.
"I've always known from the very first..."
[ Laughter ] "...that our love is a gift and treasure."
But one of the many problems with mullets,
sometimes all that hair in the back could weigh you down.
[ Body thuds ]
Oh, my God!
[ Indistinct shouting ]
Oh, my God.
Whether it's bees or dairy
or bees who eat too much dairy,
nearly everyone is allergic to something.
Luckily, nobody is allergic to funny videos.
If uncontrollable fits of laughter should occur,
consult your doctor. [ Chuckles ]
There's probably some sort of cream you can buy.
[ Laughter ]
[ Starting pistol fires ]
Man: Ooh.
Ribeiro: This shows that if you fall down,
you can still get up and win.
Man: Come on! Come on!
Ribeiro: Just as long as you're bigger
and better than the competition.
Man: Whoa! That's how you do it!
Can we snuggle tonight? We can snuggle.
No!
I'm gonna snuggle.
Together: 3...2...1...
It's a...
[ Women squeal ]
Ribeiro: It's either twins, or you got the wrong cannon.
[ Laughter ]
Woman: Oh, that was good.
[ Applause ]
-...1... -It's a...
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Laughter ]
Man: What's this? Okay. I'll get it. Stop!
Ribeiro: This is why you should take your dog to the dog park
and not the marine mammal park.
Man: Can I just have this back?
[ Seal barks ] Okay.
I'm sorry. I'm not gonna -- I'm not gonna hurt you.
It's his Frisbee.
Try it again.
Want to do it again?
Man: Alright, you got to really put some --
put some jump into it.
-Yeah, put some weight into it. -Like this.
Like this.
Man: Oh, no! [ Laughs ]
♪♪
Last season, we asked you to send us videos
of dogs with human hands,
and we got a whole bunch of them.
Now I'm picturing all those dogs using their human hands
to log on to AFV.com to upload their videos.
Yeah, yeah. [ Laughter ]
I wish we would've gotten that on video, too,
'cause that would've been... Ooh!
♪♪
[ Glass dinging ]
♪♪
[ Glasses clink ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
I've never been superstitious.
I've never believed you could jinx yourself
into having something happen by saying it won't happen
or -- or that if you say something will happen,
suddenly it won't happen, right?
Like, I've never been that guy.
But something tells me that that guy and this guy might need
to have a little sit-down at some point.
Y-You'll see.
♪♪
Listen up!
It's time for...
[ Woman laughs ]
Man: Alright. Here he comes.
You might wanna -- Dad, move!
Man: Sit -- Sit --
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
[ Cat growling ]
[ Cat yowls ]
[ Laughs ]
Yeah!
Ready, set, go!
So, today's my birthday,
and all my friends are coming over.
[ Thunder crashes ]
Oh, my God!
♪♪
Mike Tyson once said,
everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.
[ Laughter ]
Well, here are some people who envisioned
how things were gonna go
until they found out the universe had other plans.
Hey, I'm Mike Rowe, and this is my job.
Cue the "Dirty Jobs" music.
Ribeiro: Plumbing. Not as easy as it looks.
[ Both screaming ]
[ Woman shouting indistinctly ]
♪♪
So, here is the box that I bought.
It's a really cool raft.
And look at the picture on the box.
Now let me show you my husband with the float
that was in the box.
So, as you can see,
not quite like the picture on the box.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
Oh, that's your -- Yeah.
Alright. Alright.
Yeah.
[ Dogs barking ]
Hello?
Can I help you?
My grandma lives here.
I'm sorry.
[ Speaking indistinctly ]
No, your grandmother does not live here.
We live here. Okay?
This is our lot. Just based on --
Woman: Mom, look who it is.
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
[ Both laugh ]
[ Crying ]
Oh, my God.
Good job, little butterfly dude.
It's your time to go away.
Come on. Come on.
Ribeiro: They raised that butterfly from a caterpillar.
They've been waiting for this moment.
But they're not the only ones.
Come on, little guy.
Man: [ Gasps ] A bird just ate him!
[ Audience "Aws" ]
♪♪
Ribeiro: Get ready to boop some snoots.
We're going to the dog park.
[ Dog barking ]
Woman: Go get 'em, Lincoln.
Boy: Come on.
Go get 'em, Lincoln!
[ Kids cheering ]
Good job! You did it!
Ribeiro: There are water dogs,
and there are "wat-are-you-doing?" dogs.
Boy: Hey. Oh!
Hurry! Fix the side!
Woman: Did you go -- Unh-unh!
You can't even look at me?
I'm -- Okay.
It's okay. It's okay.
But did you go --
[ Laughs ]
Woman: Okay.
Ribeiro: Something tells me
he's not ready for you to throw out his toy.
Well, I'll put it in the garbage then.
I'll put it in the garbage. I'll put it in the garbage.
Come on. Let me put it in the garbage.
[ Dog barking ]
Ribeiro: Man, she really does not
want to get out of that bath.
[ Dog barking ]
[ Laughing ]
I feel ya. I like my bath time, too.
[ Dog barking ]
[ Laughing ]
[ Dog barking ]
Come on!
[ Dog barking ] Come on.
[ Dog barking ]
[ Laughing ]
[ Indistinct talking ]
♪♪
Ribeiro: With an escape plan this complicated,
he had to have an accomplice.
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
It's really hard to leisurely enjoy a treat in this house.
[ Laughter ]
Man: He just stole it!
Woman: I love you.
I love you.
[ Applause ]
When the Wright brothers perfected the airplane,
they envisioned humans taking to the sky,
thus making our world a smaller place.
However, did they envision miniature airplanes
and helicopters coming together in an awesome montage,
making the world a funnier place?
[ Chuckles ] Probably not.
[ Tchaikovsky's "Garland Waltz" plays ]
♪♪
[ Woman laughing ]
♪♪
Ohh!
[ Dog barks ]
[ Man laughs ]
♪♪
-Whoa! -Whoa!
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
Ohh!
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
-Ohh! -[ Laughs ]
♪♪
[ Girl laughing ]
♪♪
[ Woman shouts ]
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
If you've got a funny video, upload it to AFV.com.
[ Speaks indistinctly ]
Words are hard.
Some words have more than one meaning,
and some meanings can be described
with many different words, so cut these kids some slack.
I mean, they may have chosen a wrong word,
but you know what they mean.
[ Chuckles ] Kinda.
Woman: Alright, Evan. Here we go, big guy.
Alright, let's see. What you gonna get?
Boy: No, it's my turn! What are you doing?
-Yeah! -A strike!
Yes!
-Hole in one. -Hole in one.
Woman: What are you doing?
Eating my snack.
-What? -Eating my snack.
-Your snack? -Yes.
What is it?
Nummy.
Mmm, yum.
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
You're taking a bath.
Whoo!
[ Laughs ]
[ Laughter ]
-Ready, El-bells? -Yeah.
Woman: Okay.
-Here is the... -A mouse.
...that squeaked in the hay and woke up the...
Girl: A...horse.
...that whinnied neigh
that woke up the...
Moo...cow.
...that started to moo that woke up the...
[ Laughter ] I know everything!
Woman: What is that?
[ Laughs ]
Say it louder. I can't hear you.
They're what?
[ Laughter ]
-What does it say? -It says no mermaids!
Woman: No mermaids?
No mermaids. [ Laughs ]
-What's this? -Pizza.
-What's this? -Think, um...
-I like these. -Banana.
Woman: Wow. That was good.
Banana. You said it right.
-What's this? -Milk.
And what's this?
-A butt. -A butt.
Some Internet challenges start trending so fast,
they make your head spin.
And then there are those challenges which fail
so miserably they end up in a dumpster
behind an abandoned diner.
[ Chuckles ] And those are the lucky ones.
Unfortunately, the "Slip 'n slide
on a puddle of hot cheese" challenge
just didn't take off.
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
Same goes for the "Slip on a step
while transporting a toilet" challenge.
And the "Have your cat pet a giant pig
if you happen to have a giant pig" challenge
just couldn't gain traction.
[ Laughter ]
Go push Grandpa! He's gonna go.
It's grandpa's turn.
The "Split your groin on a kid's slide challenge
really divided people.
Ow.
[ Laughter ]
Ow!
[ Laughter ]
Ribeiro: And finally, the "Run into the house in the rain
while looking at the ground" challenge...
[ Bang ]
...was just doomed from the start.
♪♪
You know what the world needs now?
♪♪
Woman: Knock, knock.
[ Owl hoots ]
[ Laughter ]
Ribeiro: I hope you've enjoyed...
♪♪
Okay. Alright.
You're the reason "AFV" has lasted 33 seasons,
so give yourselves a big hand.
[ Cheers and applause ] Yeah, you too.
Better yet, give yourselves a big raise.
Even better, we're giving you a big raise
without you even asking.
That's right. That's right.
This year, we are doubling the weekly prize money,
so it's time to redouble your effort
to send us your funniest videos.
Do it now. O-Or should I say on the double?
[ Laughter ]
[ Crashing ]
That hurt.
So, I'm driving down the road.
And I start hearing something in the back of my package car.
And I thought it was some boxes falling over.
But I had to stop, open the door.
And this is what it was.
[ Door slides open ]
[ Bleats ]
What are you doing?
When did you get in here?
[ Bleats ]
No. Come on. Come on.
Come on. [ Bleats ]
No, you got to go. [ Bleats ]
Come on.
Go. [ Bleats ]
Go.
[ Laughs ] Go. Go.
[ Bleats ]
What are you doing? I'm a dresser.
Ribeiro: This is why most bunk beds are held up
by a wooden post and not Tony's left foot.
[ Laughing ] Oh, my God!
Most girls like butterflies.
[ All screaming ]
Sophia is not most girls.
[ Laughter ]
We're gonna say "dog."
"Happy."
Pizza or pasta?
[ Gasps ]
Usually, we gasp at all of the cute
and funny things dogs can do, but did you know that
you can gasp at your dog to make them be just as funny?
Well, you can, and that's why tonight's
"Assignment America" is the Gasp at Your Dog Challenge.
Watch this to see how it's done.
Hi, I'm Arem. This is Logan.
To take this challenge, gasp dramatically at your dog,
record their reaction, and upload to AFV.com.
[ Arem gasps ] [ Barks ]
[ Sneezes ]
That's all there is to it.
And if you grab a great gasping video,
you also might end up gasping at how much cash you can win,
because a clip of your freaked-out fido
might just earn you $20,000 or even $100,000.
Just upload the video to AFV.com.
For full contest rules, log on to AFV.com.
Because it's time that you grasp
just how fun it can be to gasp.
I hope you have air-conditioning,
because right about now, the competition is about to heat up.
So let's meet our finalists.
First up, Bruiser the kitty doesn't mean to be rude.
He's just never giving up on people food.
It's "Fighting Like Cats and Corn Dogs"
sent in by Jordan Garner from Fayetteville, Arkansas.
[ Applause ]
Girl: Bruiser! Get back here!
Give me my corn dog.
Give me my corn dog back.
[ Bruiser snarling ]
[ Laughs ]
Joining us today are Jordan, Roe,
and their cat, Bruiser.
Now, I have a feeling this isn't the first time
Bruiser has stolen food.
Does he do this a lot?
Not too often, but, yeah, he does steal food a lot.
Well, that's okay. That's alright.
Listen, also, you named your cat Bruiser,
so he's not gonna act like a shrinking violet, okay?
[ Laughs ] Alright, well, good luck to you guys.
See? There he goes. There he goes.
Bruiser, get on out of here. [ Laughs ]
Good luck, guys.
Next up, a delivery guy meets the love of his life.
But, no, she's not single.
She's this guy's wife.
It's "Don't Pester Esther"
sent in by Albert Sanchez from San Bernardino, California.
Sorry.
Yeah.
Oh, that's your -- Yeah.
Joining us are Albert and Esther.
So now, Albert,
what did you think at first when the guy asked
if the girl he was delivering food to was single?
Well, I was just wondering who was home at the moment,
and I was thinking somebody young had to be home,
but it was just Esther and I.
So, I did an inventory of who was home,
and then I thought to myself,
"Well, there's just only one person, and that's Esther."
That's when he mentioned the first initial.
And I said, "Okay, we're getting warm.
[ Laughter ]
Well, you know what? These are good problems to have.
And I have to say, it was awesome that you had
such a great sense of humor about it,
'cause that's what got you here tonight, alright?
Yes. Alright.
Good luck, guys.
Finally, the washing is over, but, uh, here's the rub.
This giant husky won't get out of the tub.
It's "Howl Be in the Bath"
sent in by Sabrenah Netterville from Deville, Louisiana.
[ Dog barking ]
Ribeiro: Man, she really does not
want to get out of that bath.
[ Dog barking ]
[ Laughing ]
I feel ya. I like my bath time, too.
[ Dog barking ]
Joining us are Sabrenah, Billy Ray,
Kristan, Chase, and Akita.
So, guys, let's just make it clear that huskies
are known for being very vocal and very dramatic.
Akita was not in any physical discomfort.
Just wanted to let you guys know that, okay?
Now, Sabrenah, how long did the whole process
of washing and de-shedding Akita end up taking
as a result of all of her drama?
About four hours.
Four hours. That's a -- That's a long time.
That's a really long -- Now, do y'all pay extra
for the four-hour wash?
No. No, sir.
Y'all might want to rethink that.
Alright, now -- now maybe Akita is only high maintenance
because she knows that she's worth it.
Absolutely. Right. Very much so.
There you go. Something to think about.
Something to think about, y'all. So, good luck, alright?
Thank you. Thank you.
Alright. Well, we're gonna find out
who takes home the cash in just a minute.
But, first, let's take a look at some of the clips
that didn't make our top three in tonight's honorable mention.
♪♪
Ohh!
[ Screams ]
[ Quacking ]
[ Tires screech ]
Aaah!
Man: Timber!
[ Applause ]
Okay, it's time to hand out tonight's prizes.
$20,000 for first, $6,000 for second,
and $4,000 for third.
Here we go.
Our third-place, $4,000 winner is...
"Don't Pester Esther" sent in by Albert Sanchez
from San Bernardino, California.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Thank you.
And the winner of the $20,000
and tonight's funniest home video is...
..."Fighting Like Cats and Corn Dogs"
sent in by Jordan Garner from Fayetteville, Arkansas.
We got Bruiser, Roe, and Jordan.
Wow! Congratulations!
Now, Roe, how exactly did Bruiser steal the corn dog?
Explain what happened to me.
I was about to put it in the microwave,
and I set it on the counter, and it disappeared.
[ Laughter ]
And it was still frozen, right?
Yeah.
So that basically meant it was a corn dog-sicle.
[ Laughter ]
Bruiser liked it. And you know what?
Bruiser stole your lunch,
but he got you 20 grand and a shot at 100 grand.
[ Cheers and applause ]
So congratulations, guys. That's awesome.
Thank you so much.
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