1 00:00:01,134 --> 00:00:02,803 Ribeiro: "AFV" is on. 2 00:00:02,803 --> 00:00:05,606 Spoiler alert -- it looks like this. 3 00:00:05,606 --> 00:00:10,844 ♪♪ 4 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:16,083 ♪♪ 5 00:00:16,083 --> 00:00:17,885 [ All screaming ] 6 00:00:17,885 --> 00:00:23,790 ♪♪ 7 00:00:23,790 --> 00:00:25,225 Ow. 8 00:00:25,225 --> 00:00:27,761 ♪♪ 9 00:00:27,761 --> 00:00:31,465 Welcome to "America's Funniest Home Videos." 10 00:00:31,465 --> 00:00:34,735 And now here he is, the host of our show -- 11 00:00:34,735 --> 00:00:39,039 Alfonso Ribeiro! 12 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:41,508 [ Cheers and applause ] Come on, y'all, let's go. 13 00:00:41,508 --> 00:00:45,412 ♪♪ 14 00:00:45,412 --> 00:00:46,847 Thank you, guys. Love you. 15 00:00:46,847 --> 00:00:49,416 Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. 16 00:00:49,416 --> 00:00:50,884 Welcome to the show. 17 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:53,020 For some people, the anticipation 18 00:00:53,020 --> 00:00:54,821 is the best part of the experience. 19 00:00:54,821 --> 00:00:57,724 For instance, the flight is their favorite part of the trip. 20 00:00:57,724 --> 00:01:00,160 The menu is their favorite part of the meal. 21 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:04,431 So it stands to reason that for many of you watching me on stage 22 00:01:04,431 --> 00:01:06,867 before any of the funny videos start playing 23 00:01:06,867 --> 00:01:08,936 is your favorite part of the show. 24 00:01:08,936 --> 00:01:10,637 [ Laughter ] 25 00:01:10,637 --> 00:01:12,806 Yeah, I didn't think so. Yeah. 26 00:01:12,806 --> 00:01:14,408 A host can dream, can't he? 27 00:01:16,510 --> 00:01:17,811 Oh. 28 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:19,813 Ow! Oh, my God! 29 00:01:23,450 --> 00:01:27,487 Yet another reason construction crews don't hire children. 30 00:01:29,723 --> 00:01:31,091 Oh, help! 31 00:01:32,492 --> 00:01:33,760 Help! 32 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:36,597 Girl: Bruiser! Get back here! 33 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:39,566 Give me my corn dog. 34 00:01:39,566 --> 00:01:42,336 Bruiser, give me my corn dog. 35 00:01:44,905 --> 00:01:47,808 Bruiser! Give me my -- 36 00:01:48,508 --> 00:01:50,577 Give me my corn dog back. 37 00:01:50,577 --> 00:01:52,446 [ Bruiser snarling ] 38 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:54,848 [ Laughs ] 39 00:02:01,288 --> 00:02:02,756 Ribeiro: He's gonna be mad. 40 00:02:02,756 --> 00:02:06,460 He specifically built that thing so he wouldn't have to run. 41 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:08,495 Woman: [ Gasps ] Babe! 42 00:02:08,495 --> 00:02:10,831 [ Laughs ] 43 00:02:10,831 --> 00:02:16,203 ♪♪ 44 00:02:16,203 --> 00:02:21,642 ♪♪ 45 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:24,111 Ribeiro: He takes the stairs... 46 00:02:24,111 --> 00:02:25,178 with him. 47 00:02:34,454 --> 00:02:37,791 Hey, Alfonso, I want to see more funny videos on wheels. 48 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:43,163 [ Humming ] 49 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:44,431 [ Laughter ] 50 00:02:44,431 --> 00:02:47,167 Okay, Olivia, you want to see videos with wheels? 51 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:49,603 Well, I've got some that are -- 52 00:02:49,603 --> 00:02:51,204 No, no, no. You know what? 53 00:02:51,204 --> 00:02:54,174 I'm not gonna say they're wheely, wheely funny. 54 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:56,643 Okay? I'm better than a bad pun. 55 00:02:56,643 --> 00:02:58,912 In fact, wheel puns are tire-d. 56 00:02:58,912 --> 00:03:00,681 [ Audience groans ] 57 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:02,949 Oh, don't pun-ish me. 58 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:08,588 The thing about cars -- 59 00:03:08,588 --> 00:03:12,125 they ride better with all four wheels. 60 00:03:12,125 --> 00:03:14,728 [ Metal scraping ] 61 00:03:20,267 --> 00:03:23,537 His dad put that bike together by himself. 62 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:25,138 [ Chuckles ] He shouldn't have. 63 00:03:30,844 --> 00:03:33,346 That was really cool. Now... 64 00:03:33,346 --> 00:03:35,716 Ribeiro: She's holding the remote control, 65 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:37,884 so she has no one to blame. 66 00:03:40,887 --> 00:03:42,656 Woman: You alright? 67 00:03:42,656 --> 00:03:44,024 Woman: Stairs! 68 00:03:44,024 --> 00:03:46,226 Ribeiro: Texting while on a hoverboard. 69 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:47,861 He thinks he's a zoomer. 70 00:03:49,930 --> 00:03:52,132 But he falls like a boomer. 71 00:03:52,132 --> 00:03:56,803 ♪♪ 72 00:03:56,803 --> 00:03:57,838 [ Engine starts ] 73 00:03:57,838 --> 00:03:59,506 I've heard of pickup basketball, 74 00:03:59,506 --> 00:04:01,441 but never pickup truck basketball. 75 00:04:09,516 --> 00:04:12,452 She has no business on a skateboard or a treadmill, 76 00:04:12,452 --> 00:04:14,554 let alone a skateboard on a treadmill. 77 00:04:21,561 --> 00:04:25,232 First day with the riding mower. 78 00:04:25,232 --> 00:04:28,068 Hmm. Last day with the fire pit. 79 00:04:28,068 --> 00:04:31,238 This is why you want a skateboard shorter 80 00:04:31,238 --> 00:04:33,106 than your inseam. 81 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:34,541 Ohh. 82 00:04:36,409 --> 00:04:38,645 [ Applause ] 83 00:04:41,248 --> 00:04:44,251 As a parent, your goal is to teach your children, 84 00:04:44,251 --> 00:04:46,787 but sometimes your kid teaches you a thing or two. 85 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:49,256 It's usually not something quite as useful 86 00:04:49,256 --> 00:04:51,224 as how to ratchet up your flirt game. 87 00:04:51,224 --> 00:04:54,861 But this kid is no ordinary kid. 88 00:04:54,861 --> 00:04:57,597 Woman: You're gonna teach me how to do what? 89 00:04:57,597 --> 00:04:59,132 You know what. 90 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:00,934 -Tell me. -Flirting. 91 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:11,411 That's a walk, baby. 92 00:05:14,281 --> 00:05:16,049 Look at that. 93 00:05:16,049 --> 00:05:18,084 So that's the walk? 94 00:05:18,084 --> 00:05:21,254 -Yeah. -Okay, I can do that. 95 00:05:21,254 --> 00:05:22,389 What else? 96 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:28,795 The arm roll. The shoulder roll. 97 00:05:29,729 --> 00:05:32,766 Does that tell somebody... 98 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:35,535 Oh, okay. Okay. 99 00:05:35,535 --> 00:05:39,105 See, I didn't see it when you did it in the dark. 100 00:05:39,105 --> 00:05:40,740 Oh, wow. What's that? 101 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:45,345 What's that look? -The eye. 102 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:48,248 The eye. I'm giving them the eye? 103 00:05:49,416 --> 00:05:51,084 [ Laughs ] 104 00:05:51,084 --> 00:05:54,254 Okay, I can see that. 105 00:05:54,254 --> 00:05:57,424 So you give them the eye. 106 00:05:57,424 --> 00:06:00,794 And that lets them know I'm flirting with you, huh? 107 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:11,338 Being an influencer isn't as easy as it looks, but shh! 108 00:06:11,338 --> 00:06:12,706 That's our little secret. 109 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:15,041 Because even though everyone can't be an influencer, 110 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:19,446 it's way better for the show if they think they can. 111 00:06:19,446 --> 00:06:21,882 ♪ Here they come, here they come ♪ 112 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:25,051 ♪ Silhouettes in the car lights ♪ 113 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:26,620 ♪ After midnight ♪ 114 00:06:27,854 --> 00:06:29,990 ♪ Talking loud through the crowd ♪ 115 00:06:29,990 --> 00:06:33,026 ♪ Make your way into the spotlight ♪ 116 00:06:33,026 --> 00:06:35,495 ♪ Get your hair right ♪ 117 00:06:35,495 --> 00:06:37,564 ♪ Summer flex, summer flex, put it on the Internet ♪ 118 00:06:37,564 --> 00:06:40,033 ♪ Burn so bright but you're never really feelin' it ♪ 119 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:42,168 ♪ Your friends look nice, but your clique's so tight ♪ 120 00:06:42,168 --> 00:06:43,970 ♪ Ain't nobody getting into it ♪ 121 00:06:43,970 --> 00:06:46,640 ♪ Listen now, it's the sound of someone ♪ 122 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:49,309 ♪ You're trying to be like ♪ 123 00:06:49,309 --> 00:06:51,011 ♪ Be like ♪ 124 00:06:51,011 --> 00:06:53,847 ♪ Am I cool enough ♪ 125 00:06:53,847 --> 00:06:55,348 ♪ For your love? ♪ 126 00:06:55,348 --> 00:06:59,853 ♪ Sorry if I don't fit your description ♪ 127 00:06:59,853 --> 00:07:03,290 ♪ Here we are, playing dumb ♪ 128 00:07:03,290 --> 00:07:07,394 ♪ I don't want to be part of your picture ♪ 129 00:07:07,394 --> 00:07:11,731 ♪ Ooh, nah, nah, nah, nah ♪ 130 00:07:11,731 --> 00:07:16,369 ♪ Somebody tell me, am I c-c-cool enough? ♪ 131 00:07:16,369 --> 00:07:19,639 ♪ Ooh, nah, nah, nah, nah ♪ 132 00:07:19,639 --> 00:07:23,877 ♪ Somebody tell me, am I c-c-cool enough? ♪ 133 00:07:23,877 --> 00:07:25,278 ♪ Cool enough ♪ 134 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:27,447 ♪ Ooh, nah, nah, nah, nah ♪ 135 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:31,885 ♪ Somebody tell me, am I c-c-cool enough? ♪ 136 00:07:32,852 --> 00:07:35,288 ♪ Summer flex, summer flex, put it on the Internet ♪ 137 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:37,257 ♪ Burn so bright but you're never really feelin' it ♪ 138 00:07:37,257 --> 00:07:39,359 Wanna see your funny video on TV? 139 00:07:39,359 --> 00:07:41,695 Upload it to AFV.com. 140 00:07:41,695 --> 00:07:46,766 ♪ Took a while to receive but you're getting the message ♪ 141 00:07:46,766 --> 00:07:48,034 ♪ The message ♪ 142 00:07:52,038 --> 00:07:55,909 Life coaches say that one key to success is finding something 143 00:07:55,909 --> 00:07:59,312 that comes more easily to you than it does to other people. 144 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:01,748 For some people, the thing that comes easy to them 145 00:08:01,748 --> 00:08:04,150 is embarrassing themselves on television. 146 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:06,519 But who am I to judge? 147 00:08:06,519 --> 00:08:09,422 Giving a small child with bad hand-eye coordination 148 00:08:09,422 --> 00:08:14,194 a sharp object to throw -- what could go wrong? 149 00:08:14,194 --> 00:08:16,730 Woman: Oh! [ Laughs ] 150 00:08:16,730 --> 00:08:19,265 Woman: Here she comes. 151 00:08:19,265 --> 00:08:21,634 Here's what Maggie's waiting for. 152 00:08:22,635 --> 00:08:24,971 [ Chuckles ] 153 00:08:24,971 --> 00:08:26,606 You stay. 154 00:08:28,041 --> 00:08:29,509 [ Chuckles ] 155 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:32,412 Hey! Whatcha doin'? Whatcha doin'? 156 00:08:32,412 --> 00:08:35,782 Ribeiro: Now this is what I call a special delivery. 157 00:08:39,986 --> 00:08:42,856 Woman: [ Laughs ] Look at that tail. 158 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:44,391 Aww. 159 00:08:44,391 --> 00:08:45,992 Good girl. 160 00:08:45,992 --> 00:08:48,895 Ribeiro: The wheels on the bus go round and round, 161 00:08:48,895 --> 00:08:52,265 but a wheelbarrow on a ramp goes down and down. 162 00:08:54,601 --> 00:08:57,070 Child: Whoa! 163 00:08:57,070 --> 00:08:58,838 Ribeiro: Incoming! 164 00:08:58,838 --> 00:09:00,707 [ Laughter ] 165 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:07,547 He's used to the sliding-glass door being closed. 166 00:09:08,948 --> 00:09:10,850 [ Laughter ] 167 00:09:10,850 --> 00:09:20,527 ♪♪ 168 00:09:20,527 --> 00:09:23,196 [ Laughter ] 169 00:09:25,765 --> 00:09:27,867 Aww! 170 00:09:27,867 --> 00:09:29,936 I want a pool otter. 171 00:09:29,936 --> 00:09:32,539 Man: I would never let him do that. 172 00:09:32,539 --> 00:09:35,008 [ Laughter ] 173 00:09:38,478 --> 00:09:40,680 [ Applause ] 174 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:46,619 You know why I love living on a round planet 175 00:09:46,619 --> 00:09:49,355 that spins on its axis while its atmosphere is heated 176 00:09:49,355 --> 00:09:51,624 by a distant celestial object? 177 00:09:51,624 --> 00:09:54,160 Because all those factors produce wind, 178 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:56,863 and wind produces funny videos. 179 00:09:56,863 --> 00:09:59,499 And the whole spinning round planet thing keeps us 180 00:09:59,499 --> 00:10:01,868 from drifting off into the icy cold blackness of space. 181 00:10:01,868 --> 00:10:03,369 So two reasons. 182 00:10:03,369 --> 00:10:05,438 [ Laughter ] 183 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:06,773 I go up high! 184 00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:09,275 You're supposed to tie these things down. 185 00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:12,278 But Dad doesn't believe in reading the instructions. 186 00:10:14,013 --> 00:10:15,315 Man: [ Speaks indistinctly ] 187 00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:17,016 You're okay, you're okay, you're okay. 188 00:10:17,016 --> 00:10:19,319 [ Wind gusting ] 189 00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:25,558 Say what you want about kids and their phones, 190 00:10:25,558 --> 00:10:27,894 but they don't have this problem. 191 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:34,134 [ Laughter ] 192 00:10:36,269 --> 00:10:38,104 He's checking on those cabinets. 193 00:10:38,104 --> 00:10:40,406 After all, he just finished staining them. 194 00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:47,847 Take camera two. 195 00:10:52,519 --> 00:10:56,022 [ Wind gusting ] 196 00:10:56,022 --> 00:10:59,826 It's her vacation, and she could spend it any way she wants. 197 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:01,127 Man: Nailed it! 198 00:11:01,127 --> 00:11:02,629 Ah! Oh, God! 199 00:11:10,637 --> 00:11:12,772 Ribeiro: That trampoline is gonna be in a lot of trouble 200 00:11:12,772 --> 00:11:14,407 when it comes home. 201 00:11:18,444 --> 00:11:20,647 He's looking for adventure, 202 00:11:20,647 --> 00:11:23,483 which hopefully includes belly rubs. 203 00:11:26,986 --> 00:11:30,490 [ Wind gusting ] 204 00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:33,059 Shoe fly! 205 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:41,034 Man: Are you okay? I got it on video. 206 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,342 Woman: Sit in it. 207 00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:53,346 An above-ground pool turns into an above-Paul pool. 208 00:11:53,346 --> 00:11:55,081 [ Screams, laughs ] 209 00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:04,924 He spent his whole Saturday cleaning up this mess, 210 00:12:04,924 --> 00:12:07,093 but it's finally done. 211 00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:19,172 Now is the part of the evening 212 00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:21,975 where I wish I had a string of pearls around my neck 213 00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:24,844 because they would be great to clutch while shouting, 214 00:12:24,844 --> 00:12:28,348 [ Southern accent ] "Well, I am positively flabbergasted." 215 00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:29,816 [ Laughter ] 216 00:12:29,816 --> 00:12:32,218 [ Normal voice ] It's time for some outsized outrage 217 00:12:32,218 --> 00:12:34,020 because I can't even. 218 00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:36,055 Get set for "I'm Shocked!" 219 00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:40,560 You're telling me towing a tricycle behind a moving car 220 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:42,962 is not the smoothest form of transportation? 221 00:12:42,962 --> 00:12:45,398 I'm shocked. Shocked, I say. 222 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,875 Aaah! Whoa, whoa! 223 00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:02,315 So you're saying your parents were shooting a video 224 00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:04,017 seemingly for no reason 225 00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:06,419 but actually had ulterior motives? 226 00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:08,488 I am baffled beyond belief. 227 00:13:14,994 --> 00:13:16,462 Wait a minute. 228 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:19,966 A toddler spilled something that claimed to be spill-proof? 229 00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:21,401 Whaaa?! 230 00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:29,309 It works. 231 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,911 Oh, yeah. No more spills. 232 00:13:31,911 --> 00:13:34,013 Go ahead. 233 00:13:34,013 --> 00:13:36,149 Okay. Let's see how she does. 234 00:13:38,017 --> 00:13:40,320 [ Laughs ] Let me see if I got this right. 235 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,755 A thin plastic bar meant to hold a towel 236 00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:45,124 could not support the weight of a teenage girl? 237 00:13:45,124 --> 00:13:47,360 Physics be damned. 238 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:51,064 Girl: I think that seems like the perfect spot. 239 00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:01,374 You didn't see that. 240 00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:03,843 Hold the phone. 241 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,346 Am I to believe that jumping out of a moving airplane 242 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:09,382 with detachable body parts wasn't the best idea? 243 00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:11,050 Why has the world come to? 244 00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:21,160 "I'm Shocked" is over, and I'm really shocked about it. 245 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:22,729 [ Cheers and applause ] 246 00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:31,237 ♪♪ 247 00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:33,940 I'm not sure where I stand with birds. 248 00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:37,310 I mean, they can fly, which is maybe the coolest thing ever. 249 00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:40,179 However, they go to the bathroom while flying, 250 00:14:40,179 --> 00:14:42,081 which is maybe the rudest thing ever. 251 00:14:42,081 --> 00:14:44,417 Okay? But -- But they're funny. 252 00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:46,185 So in the end, I'm pro-bird. 253 00:14:46,185 --> 00:14:48,221 Now let's roll these clips before I start thinking about 254 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,990 how much money I spend on car washes 'cause... 255 00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:54,494 Man: Don't let him scare you. He's just a bird. 256 00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:56,295 He's in the tree. -He's in a tree? 257 00:14:56,295 --> 00:14:57,730 [ All screaming ] 258 00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:01,501 Ribeiro: In my day, neighborhood bullies didn't have feathers. 259 00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:03,736 [ Woman screams ] 260 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,171 [ Laughs ] 261 00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:09,275 He's on the car. Make a run for it. 262 00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:10,643 He's on the car. 263 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,048 Parrot: Oh, boy! 264 00:15:16,048 --> 00:15:18,684 Woman: Well, hi, Jim. How are you? 265 00:15:18,684 --> 00:15:21,120 How are you? Oh, boy! 266 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:22,855 [ Laughs ] 267 00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:27,560 Ribeiro: Ostriches can't fly, 268 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:29,796 and they still hold a grudge about it. 269 00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:31,297 Woman: Hi. Hi! Oh! 270 00:15:37,003 --> 00:15:40,072 Man: Trying to decide whether it wants to pull hair out 271 00:15:40,072 --> 00:15:43,009 or it actually wants to try to make a nest. 272 00:15:43,009 --> 00:15:45,211 I think he's pulling it out. 273 00:15:45,211 --> 00:15:48,314 I've had that happen at my house, too. 274 00:15:48,314 --> 00:15:50,049 I'll be darned. 275 00:15:50,049 --> 00:15:51,684 Woman: That's hilarious. 276 00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:54,520 Definitely not afraid of you at all. 277 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,689 Oh, he's got some that time. 278 00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:01,093 Ribeiro: Whether it's your backyard or not, 279 00:16:01,093 --> 00:16:04,597 you do not want to go near a mama duck and her ducklings. 280 00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:06,599 [ Quacking ] [ Screaming ] 281 00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:14,507 This time is -- Okay, I got some string cheese 282 00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:18,377 and we fittin' to go to Chuck E. Cheese, but, yeah. 283 00:16:22,181 --> 00:16:23,616 Yeah. 284 00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:25,952 Ribeiro: I hope you brought enough string cheese to share. 285 00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:27,320 [ Bird chirping ] 286 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,956 [ Screaming ] 287 00:16:37,363 --> 00:16:39,632 We're going to look back at some fads 288 00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:42,401 that people used to follow for some strange reason. 289 00:16:42,401 --> 00:16:44,871 Tonight's episode is for everyone that answered 290 00:16:44,871 --> 00:16:47,106 the question "long hair or short hair" 291 00:16:47,106 --> 00:16:48,674 with "Why not both?" 292 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:50,109 Yeah, I'm talking, of course, 293 00:16:50,109 --> 00:16:54,313 about the legendary '80s and '90s 'do, the mighty mullet. 294 00:16:54,313 --> 00:16:56,382 Get ready to roll back the calendar. 295 00:16:56,382 --> 00:16:59,218 It's "Fads of Yesteryear." 296 00:16:59,218 --> 00:17:02,221 The mullet was business in the front, party in the back 297 00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:04,690 and silly string on the face. 298 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:08,995 [ Laughter ] 299 00:17:08,995 --> 00:17:11,464 Mullets weren't just a fashion trend. 300 00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:15,034 They provided a perfect handle for your falling preschooler. 301 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,503 Oh, think I got a bite. 302 00:17:17,503 --> 00:17:20,540 [ Laughter ] 303 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:24,010 Combining a mullet with a mohawk? 304 00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:27,747 Because one bad '90s trend wasn't enough for Mr. Mullhawk. 305 00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:33,819 [ Indistinct shouting ] 306 00:17:33,819 --> 00:17:36,889 And mullets weren't just bad follicle fashion for fellas. 307 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,824 See these ladies get in on the action 308 00:17:38,824 --> 00:17:40,993 with a pair of lady mullets. 309 00:17:40,993 --> 00:17:43,563 [ Screaming ] 310 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:44,797 You alright? 311 00:17:46,832 --> 00:17:48,367 "While giving the special..." 312 00:17:48,367 --> 00:17:49,735 And what's this? 313 00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:52,605 The groom has a mullet. The best man has a mullet. 314 00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:54,273 The ring bearer has a mullet. 315 00:17:54,273 --> 00:17:57,643 Even the bride's dress is shaped like a mullet. 316 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,814 "I've always known from the very first..." 317 00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:05,284 [ Laughter ] "...that our love is a gift and treasure." 318 00:18:05,284 --> 00:18:07,787 But one of the many problems with mullets, 319 00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:11,924 sometimes all that hair in the back could weigh you down. 320 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,225 [ Body thuds ] 321 00:18:13,225 --> 00:18:14,660 Oh, my God! 322 00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:17,930 [ Indistinct shouting ] 323 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:20,967 Oh, my God. 324 00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:26,772 Whether it's bees or dairy 325 00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:28,874 or bees who eat too much dairy, 326 00:18:28,874 --> 00:18:31,277 nearly everyone is allergic to something. 327 00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:33,946 Luckily, nobody is allergic to funny videos. 328 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:36,349 If uncontrollable fits of laughter should occur, 329 00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:37,883 consult your doctor. [ Chuckles ] 330 00:18:37,883 --> 00:18:40,553 There's probably some sort of cream you can buy. 331 00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:42,188 [ Laughter ] 332 00:18:46,892 --> 00:18:48,794 [ Starting pistol fires ] 333 00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:50,096 Man: Ooh. 334 00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:52,031 Ribeiro: This shows that if you fall down, 335 00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:53,766 you can still get up and win. 336 00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:57,069 Man: Come on! Come on! 337 00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:58,604 Ribeiro: Just as long as you're bigger 338 00:18:58,604 --> 00:19:01,073 and better than the competition. 339 00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:03,309 Man: Whoa! That's how you do it! 340 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:05,578 Can we snuggle tonight? We can snuggle. 341 00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:07,546 No! 342 00:19:07,546 --> 00:19:09,181 I'm gonna snuggle. 343 00:19:43,382 --> 00:19:46,252 Together: 3...2...1... 344 00:19:46,252 --> 00:19:47,319 It's a... 345 00:19:47,319 --> 00:19:48,754 [ Women squeal ] 346 00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:52,391 Ribeiro: It's either twins, or you got the wrong cannon. 347 00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:55,661 [ Laughter ] 348 00:19:55,661 --> 00:19:57,997 Woman: Oh, that was good. 349 00:19:57,997 --> 00:20:00,366 [ Applause ] 350 00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:01,567 -...1... -It's a... 351 00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:02,735 [ Cheers and applause ] 352 00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:05,638 [ Laughter ] 353 00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:07,673 Man: What's this? Okay. I'll get it. Stop! 354 00:20:07,673 --> 00:20:10,543 Ribeiro: This is why you should take your dog to the dog park 355 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,645 and not the marine mammal park. 356 00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:16,048 Man: Can I just have this back? 357 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,383 [ Seal barks ] Okay. 358 00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:19,452 I'm sorry. I'm not gonna -- I'm not gonna hurt you. 359 00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:20,753 It's his Frisbee. 360 00:20:22,421 --> 00:20:23,522 Try it again. 361 00:20:23,522 --> 00:20:26,425 Want to do it again? 362 00:20:26,425 --> 00:20:27,893 Man: Alright, you got to really put some -- 363 00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:29,295 put some jump into it. 364 00:20:29,295 --> 00:20:31,030 -Yeah, put some weight into it. -Like this. 365 00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:32,832 Like this. 366 00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:34,967 Man: Oh, no! [ Laughs ] 367 00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:39,638 ♪♪ 368 00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:43,676 Last season, we asked you to send us videos 369 00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:45,144 of dogs with human hands, 370 00:20:45,144 --> 00:20:47,413 and we got a whole bunch of them. 371 00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:50,382 Now I'm picturing all those dogs using their human hands 372 00:20:50,382 --> 00:20:53,385 to log on to AFV.com to upload their videos. 373 00:20:53,385 --> 00:20:55,187 Yeah, yeah. [ Laughter ] 374 00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:57,156 I wish we would've gotten that on video, too, 375 00:20:57,156 --> 00:20:59,425 'cause that would've been... Ooh! 376 00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:09,401 ♪♪ 377 00:21:09,401 --> 00:21:19,411 ♪♪ 378 00:21:19,411 --> 00:21:29,455 ♪♪ 379 00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:39,465 ♪♪ 380 00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:49,441 ♪♪ 381 00:21:49,441 --> 00:21:54,780 ♪♪ 382 00:21:54,780 --> 00:21:58,717 [ Glass dinging ] 383 00:21:58,717 --> 00:22:01,754 ♪♪ 384 00:22:01,754 --> 00:22:02,755 [ Glasses clink ] 385 00:22:02,755 --> 00:22:04,456 [ Cheers and applause ] 386 00:22:04,456 --> 00:22:10,062 ♪♪ 387 00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:13,699 ♪♪ 388 00:22:13,699 --> 00:22:15,434 I've never been superstitious. 389 00:22:15,434 --> 00:22:17,603 I've never believed you could jinx yourself 390 00:22:17,603 --> 00:22:20,339 into having something happen by saying it won't happen 391 00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:22,441 or -- or that if you say something will happen, 392 00:22:22,441 --> 00:22:24,210 suddenly it won't happen, right? 393 00:22:24,210 --> 00:22:26,045 Like, I've never been that guy. 394 00:22:26,045 --> 00:22:29,882 But something tells me that that guy and this guy might need 395 00:22:29,882 --> 00:22:31,917 to have a little sit-down at some point. 396 00:22:31,917 --> 00:22:33,085 Y-You'll see. 397 00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:34,420 ♪♪ 398 00:22:34,420 --> 00:22:35,554 Listen up! 399 00:22:35,554 --> 00:22:37,089 It's time for... 400 00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:48,634 [ Woman laughs ] 401 00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:51,904 Man: Alright. Here he comes. 402 00:22:54,974 --> 00:22:55,975 You might wanna -- Dad, move! 403 00:22:55,975 --> 00:22:57,042 Man: Sit -- Sit -- 404 00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:59,511 [ Laughter ] 405 00:22:59,511 --> 00:23:01,280 ♪♪ 406 00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:04,583 [ Cat growling ] 407 00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:10,656 [ Cat yowls ] 408 00:23:10,656 --> 00:23:11,724 [ Laughs ] 409 00:23:16,128 --> 00:23:17,529 Yeah! 410 00:23:17,529 --> 00:23:19,798 Ready, set, go! 411 00:23:23,135 --> 00:23:24,737 So, today's my birthday, 412 00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:26,272 and all my friends are coming over. 413 00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:32,745 [ Thunder crashes ] 414 00:23:34,146 --> 00:23:35,948 Oh, my God! 415 00:23:35,948 --> 00:23:40,519 ♪♪ 416 00:23:40,519 --> 00:23:42,254 Mike Tyson once said, 417 00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:45,524 everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth. 418 00:23:45,524 --> 00:23:46,725 [ Laughter ] 419 00:23:46,725 --> 00:23:48,260 Well, here are some people who envisioned 420 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:49,561 how things were gonna go 421 00:23:49,561 --> 00:23:52,865 until they found out the universe had other plans. 422 00:23:52,865 --> 00:23:58,537 Hey, I'm Mike Rowe, and this is my job. 423 00:23:58,537 --> 00:24:00,572 Cue the "Dirty Jobs" music. 424 00:24:00,572 --> 00:24:03,809 Ribeiro: Plumbing. Not as easy as it looks. 425 00:24:03,809 --> 00:24:06,278 [ Both screaming ] 426 00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:10,249 [ Woman shouting indistinctly ] 427 00:24:10,249 --> 00:24:12,885 ♪♪ 428 00:24:12,885 --> 00:24:15,754 So, here is the box that I bought. 429 00:24:15,754 --> 00:24:17,056 It's a really cool raft. 430 00:24:17,056 --> 00:24:19,425 And look at the picture on the box. 431 00:24:19,425 --> 00:24:22,461 Now let me show you my husband with the float 432 00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:25,164 that was in the box. 433 00:24:25,164 --> 00:24:26,865 So, as you can see, 434 00:24:26,865 --> 00:24:30,502 not quite like the picture on the box. 435 00:24:30,502 --> 00:24:31,804 I'm sorry. 436 00:24:43,782 --> 00:24:45,351 Yeah. 437 00:24:45,751 --> 00:24:47,720 Oh, that's your -- Yeah. 438 00:24:50,522 --> 00:24:52,024 Alright. Alright. 439 00:24:55,894 --> 00:24:56,895 Alright. 440 00:24:56,895 --> 00:24:57,896 Yeah. 441 00:24:57,896 --> 00:25:00,132 [ Dogs barking ] 442 00:25:00,132 --> 00:25:02,301 Hello? 443 00:25:02,301 --> 00:25:03,736 Can I help you? 444 00:25:03,736 --> 00:25:05,304 My grandma lives here. 445 00:25:05,304 --> 00:25:07,373 I'm sorry. 446 00:25:07,373 --> 00:25:08,574 [ Speaking indistinctly ] 447 00:25:08,574 --> 00:25:10,309 No, your grandmother does not live here. 448 00:25:10,309 --> 00:25:12,344 We live here. Okay? 449 00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:14,947 This is our lot. Just based on -- 450 00:25:14,947 --> 00:25:16,048 Woman: Mom, look who it is. 451 00:25:16,048 --> 00:25:18,717 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 452 00:25:18,717 --> 00:25:20,953 [ Both laugh ] 453 00:25:20,953 --> 00:25:24,857 [ Crying ] 454 00:25:24,857 --> 00:25:27,993 Oh, my God. 455 00:25:27,993 --> 00:25:29,828 Good job, little butterfly dude. 456 00:25:29,828 --> 00:25:31,597 It's your time to go away. 457 00:25:31,597 --> 00:25:34,266 Come on. Come on. 458 00:25:34,266 --> 00:25:36,769 Ribeiro: They raised that butterfly from a caterpillar. 459 00:25:36,769 --> 00:25:39,405 They've been waiting for this moment. 460 00:25:39,405 --> 00:25:41,173 But they're not the only ones. 461 00:25:41,173 --> 00:25:42,908 Come on, little guy. 462 00:25:42,908 --> 00:25:44,777 Man: [ Gasps ] A bird just ate him! 463 00:25:44,777 --> 00:25:45,978 [ Audience "Aws" ] 464 00:25:48,747 --> 00:25:49,815 ♪♪ 465 00:25:49,815 --> 00:25:51,517 Ribeiro: Get ready to boop some snoots. 466 00:25:51,517 --> 00:25:53,585 We're going to the dog park. 467 00:25:53,585 --> 00:25:55,854 [ Dog barking ] 468 00:25:55,854 --> 00:25:57,056 Woman: Go get 'em, Lincoln. 469 00:25:57,056 --> 00:25:58,590 Boy: Come on. 470 00:25:58,590 --> 00:26:00,893 Go get 'em, Lincoln! 471 00:26:00,893 --> 00:26:01,994 [ Kids cheering ] 472 00:26:01,994 --> 00:26:04,063 Good job! You did it! 473 00:26:04,063 --> 00:26:05,497 Ribeiro: There are water dogs, 474 00:26:05,497 --> 00:26:07,966 and there are "wat-are-you-doing?" dogs. 475 00:26:07,966 --> 00:26:10,202 Boy: Hey. Oh! 476 00:26:10,202 --> 00:26:11,970 Hurry! Fix the side! 477 00:26:11,970 --> 00:26:15,074 Woman: Did you go -- Unh-unh! 478 00:26:15,074 --> 00:26:18,644 You can't even look at me? 479 00:26:18,644 --> 00:26:20,245 I'm -- Okay. 480 00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:25,350 It's okay. It's okay. 481 00:26:27,386 --> 00:26:29,488 But did you go -- 482 00:26:29,488 --> 00:26:31,490 [ Laughs ] 483 00:26:31,490 --> 00:26:32,491 Woman: Okay. 484 00:26:32,491 --> 00:26:33,692 Ribeiro: Something tells me 485 00:26:33,692 --> 00:26:36,228 he's not ready for you to throw out his toy. 486 00:26:36,228 --> 00:26:38,330 Well, I'll put it in the garbage then. 487 00:26:38,330 --> 00:26:40,866 I'll put it in the garbage. I'll put it in the garbage. 488 00:26:40,866 --> 00:26:42,334 Come on. Let me put it in the garbage. 489 00:26:42,334 --> 00:26:45,871 [ Dog barking ] 490 00:26:45,871 --> 00:26:47,072 Ribeiro: Man, she really does not 491 00:26:47,072 --> 00:26:48,740 want to get out of that bath. 492 00:26:48,740 --> 00:26:53,946 [ Dog barking ] 493 00:26:53,946 --> 00:26:54,980 [ Laughing ] 494 00:26:54,980 --> 00:26:57,549 I feel ya. I like my bath time, too. 495 00:26:57,549 --> 00:27:01,153 [ Dog barking ] 496 00:27:01,153 --> 00:27:03,889 [ Laughing ] 497 00:27:03,889 --> 00:27:05,657 [ Dog barking ] 498 00:27:05,657 --> 00:27:06,725 Come on! 499 00:27:06,725 --> 00:27:08,093 [ Dog barking ] Come on. 500 00:27:08,093 --> 00:27:11,363 [ Dog barking ] 501 00:27:11,363 --> 00:27:12,631 [ Laughing ] 502 00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:15,300 [ Indistinct talking ] 503 00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:23,142 ♪♪ 504 00:27:23,142 --> 00:27:25,144 Ribeiro: With an escape plan this complicated, 505 00:27:25,144 --> 00:27:27,112 he had to have an accomplice. 506 00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:31,483 [ Laughter ] 507 00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:41,126 ♪♪ 508 00:27:41,126 --> 00:27:45,364 It's really hard to leisurely enjoy a treat in this house. 509 00:27:45,364 --> 00:27:46,832 [ Laughter ] 510 00:27:46,832 --> 00:27:49,234 Man: He just stole it! 511 00:27:49,234 --> 00:27:50,903 Woman: I love you. 512 00:27:52,804 --> 00:27:55,307 I love you. 513 00:27:57,476 --> 00:28:00,012 [ Applause ] 514 00:28:00,012 --> 00:28:02,581 When the Wright brothers perfected the airplane, 515 00:28:02,581 --> 00:28:05,150 they envisioned humans taking to the sky, 516 00:28:05,150 --> 00:28:07,786 thus making our world a smaller place. 517 00:28:07,786 --> 00:28:10,289 However, did they envision miniature airplanes 518 00:28:10,289 --> 00:28:12,925 and helicopters coming together in an awesome montage, 519 00:28:12,925 --> 00:28:14,493 making the world a funnier place? 520 00:28:14,493 --> 00:28:17,462 [ Chuckles ] Probably not. 521 00:28:17,462 --> 00:28:20,465 [ Tchaikovsky's "Garland Waltz" plays ] 522 00:28:20,465 --> 00:28:23,168 ♪♪ 523 00:28:23,168 --> 00:28:24,703 [ Woman laughing ] 524 00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:27,573 ♪♪ 525 00:28:27,573 --> 00:28:28,407 Ohh! 526 00:28:28,407 --> 00:28:31,009 [ Dog barks ] 527 00:28:31,009 --> 00:28:32,044 [ Man laughs ] 528 00:28:32,044 --> 00:28:34,446 ♪♪ 529 00:28:34,446 --> 00:28:37,482 -Whoa! -Whoa! 530 00:28:37,482 --> 00:28:39,451 [ Laughter ] 531 00:28:39,451 --> 00:28:44,590 ♪♪ 532 00:28:44,590 --> 00:28:45,424 Ohh! 533 00:28:45,424 --> 00:28:46,458 [ Laughs ] 534 00:28:46,458 --> 00:28:50,596 ♪♪ 535 00:28:50,596 --> 00:28:51,663 -Ohh! -[ Laughs ] 536 00:28:51,663 --> 00:29:00,939 ♪♪ 537 00:29:00,939 --> 00:29:02,274 [ Girl laughing ] 538 00:29:02,274 --> 00:29:10,482 ♪♪ 539 00:29:10,482 --> 00:29:11,617 [ Woman shouts ] 540 00:29:11,617 --> 00:29:13,518 ♪♪ 541 00:29:13,518 --> 00:29:16,989 [ Cheers and applause ] 542 00:29:16,989 --> 00:29:21,293 If you've got a funny video, upload it to AFV.com. 543 00:29:21,293 --> 00:29:23,462 [ Speaks indistinctly ] 544 00:29:29,001 --> 00:29:31,303 Words are hard. 545 00:29:31,303 --> 00:29:33,405 Some words have more than one meaning, 546 00:29:33,405 --> 00:29:35,173 and some meanings can be described 547 00:29:35,173 --> 00:29:38,377 with many different words, so cut these kids some slack. 548 00:29:38,377 --> 00:29:40,212 I mean, they may have chosen a wrong word, 549 00:29:40,212 --> 00:29:41,880 but you know what they mean. 550 00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:44,283 [ Chuckles ] Kinda. 551 00:29:44,283 --> 00:29:47,519 Woman: Alright, Evan. Here we go, big guy. 552 00:29:49,521 --> 00:29:51,556 Alright, let's see. What you gonna get? 553 00:29:51,556 --> 00:29:52,991 What you gonna get? 554 00:29:53,959 --> 00:29:55,727 Boy: No, it's my turn! What are you doing? 555 00:29:55,727 --> 00:29:57,829 -Yeah! -A strike! 556 00:29:58,964 --> 00:29:59,965 Yes! 557 00:29:59,965 --> 00:30:02,134 -Hole in one. -Hole in one. 558 00:30:02,134 --> 00:30:03,201 Woman: What are you doing? 559 00:30:03,201 --> 00:30:05,470 Eating my snack. 560 00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:07,673 -What? -Eating my snack. 561 00:30:07,673 --> 00:30:09,608 -Your snack? -Yes. 562 00:30:09,608 --> 00:30:10,942 What is it? 563 00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:17,215 Nummy. 564 00:30:17,215 --> 00:30:19,117 Mmm, yum. 565 00:30:19,117 --> 00:30:21,553 [ Laughter ] 566 00:30:21,553 --> 00:30:24,423 ♪♪ 567 00:30:24,423 --> 00:30:26,358 You're taking a bath. 568 00:30:26,358 --> 00:30:30,429 Whoo! 569 00:30:31,630 --> 00:30:33,899 [ Laughs ] 570 00:30:33,899 --> 00:30:35,067 [ Laughter ] 571 00:30:35,067 --> 00:30:36,301 -Ready, El-bells? -Yeah. 572 00:30:36,301 --> 00:30:37,235 Woman: Okay. 573 00:30:37,235 --> 00:30:39,204 -Here is the... -A mouse. 574 00:30:39,204 --> 00:30:42,774 ...that squeaked in the hay and woke up the... 575 00:30:42,774 --> 00:30:44,876 Girl: A...horse. 576 00:30:44,876 --> 00:30:46,345 ...that whinnied neigh 577 00:30:46,345 --> 00:30:47,446 that woke up the... 578 00:30:47,446 --> 00:30:49,915 Moo...cow. 579 00:30:49,915 --> 00:30:52,918 ...that started to moo that woke up the... 580 00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:57,389 [ Laughter ] I know everything! 581 00:30:57,389 --> 00:30:58,724 Woman: What is that? 582 00:30:59,558 --> 00:31:01,393 [ Laughs ] 583 00:31:01,393 --> 00:31:02,961 Say it louder. I can't hear you. 584 00:31:05,697 --> 00:31:07,733 They're what? 585 00:31:09,634 --> 00:31:11,770 [ Laughter ] 586 00:31:11,770 --> 00:31:14,272 -What does it say? -It says no mermaids! 587 00:31:14,272 --> 00:31:17,676 Woman: No mermaids? 588 00:31:17,676 --> 00:31:19,177 No mermaids. [ Laughs ] 589 00:31:19,177 --> 00:31:21,279 -What's this? -Pizza. 590 00:31:21,279 --> 00:31:24,383 -What's this? -Think, um... 591 00:31:26,618 --> 00:31:28,687 -I like these. -Banana. 592 00:31:28,687 --> 00:31:30,288 Woman: Wow. That was good. 593 00:31:30,288 --> 00:31:32,090 Banana. You said it right. 594 00:31:32,090 --> 00:31:34,025 -What's this? -Milk. 595 00:31:34,025 --> 00:31:36,828 And what's this? 596 00:31:36,828 --> 00:31:38,930 -A butt. -A butt. 597 00:31:42,167 --> 00:31:45,070 Some Internet challenges start trending so fast, 598 00:31:45,070 --> 00:31:46,505 they make your head spin. 599 00:31:46,505 --> 00:31:48,273 And then there are those challenges which fail 600 00:31:48,273 --> 00:31:50,275 so miserably they end up in a dumpster 601 00:31:50,275 --> 00:31:51,777 behind an abandoned diner. 602 00:31:51,777 --> 00:31:54,012 [ Chuckles ] And those are the lucky ones. 603 00:31:54,012 --> 00:31:55,981 Unfortunately, the "Slip 'n slide 604 00:31:55,981 --> 00:31:57,649 on a puddle of hot cheese" challenge 605 00:31:57,649 --> 00:32:00,318 just didn't take off. 606 00:32:00,318 --> 00:32:02,487 [ Laughter ] 607 00:32:02,487 --> 00:32:06,892 ♪♪ 608 00:32:06,892 --> 00:32:08,994 Same goes for the "Slip on a step 609 00:32:08,994 --> 00:32:11,496 while transporting a toilet" challenge. 610 00:32:11,496 --> 00:32:15,133 And the "Have your cat pet a giant pig 611 00:32:15,133 --> 00:32:17,736 if you happen to have a giant pig" challenge 612 00:32:17,736 --> 00:32:19,671 just couldn't gain traction. 613 00:32:19,671 --> 00:32:23,008 [ Laughter ] 614 00:32:23,008 --> 00:32:25,577 Go push Grandpa! He's gonna go. 615 00:32:25,577 --> 00:32:26,845 It's grandpa's turn. 616 00:32:26,845 --> 00:32:29,514 The "Split your groin on a kid's slide challenge 617 00:32:29,514 --> 00:32:32,350 really divided people. 618 00:32:32,350 --> 00:32:33,752 Ow. 619 00:32:33,752 --> 00:32:36,955 [ Laughter ] 620 00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:38,156 Ow! 621 00:32:38,156 --> 00:32:39,724 [ Laughter ] 622 00:32:39,724 --> 00:32:42,294 Ribeiro: And finally, the "Run into the house in the rain 623 00:32:42,294 --> 00:32:44,563 while looking at the ground" challenge... 624 00:32:44,563 --> 00:32:45,597 [ Bang ] 625 00:32:45,597 --> 00:32:47,732 ...was just doomed from the start. 626 00:32:47,732 --> 00:32:52,471 ♪♪ 627 00:32:52,471 --> 00:32:54,306 You know what the world needs now? 628 00:32:56,675 --> 00:32:59,211 ♪♪ 629 00:32:59,211 --> 00:33:00,212 Woman: Knock, knock. 630 00:33:00,212 --> 00:33:01,246 [ Owl hoots ] 631 00:33:01,246 --> 00:33:02,681 [ Laughter ] 632 00:33:02,681 --> 00:33:04,316 Ribeiro: I hope you've enjoyed... 633 00:33:06,585 --> 00:33:09,020 ♪♪ 634 00:33:09,020 --> 00:33:10,622 Okay. Alright. 635 00:33:10,622 --> 00:33:14,526 You're the reason "AFV" has lasted 33 seasons, 636 00:33:14,526 --> 00:33:16,294 so give yourselves a big hand. 637 00:33:16,294 --> 00:33:19,531 [ Cheers and applause ] Yeah, you too. 638 00:33:19,531 --> 00:33:22,434 Better yet, give yourselves a big raise. 639 00:33:22,434 --> 00:33:24,936 Even better, we're giving you a big raise 640 00:33:24,936 --> 00:33:26,438 without you even asking. 641 00:33:26,438 --> 00:33:27,739 That's right. That's right. 642 00:33:27,739 --> 00:33:30,542 This year, we are doubling the weekly prize money, 643 00:33:30,542 --> 00:33:32,611 so it's time to redouble your effort 644 00:33:32,611 --> 00:33:34,312 to send us your funniest videos. 645 00:33:34,312 --> 00:33:37,516 Do it now. O-Or should I say on the double? 646 00:33:37,516 --> 00:33:40,485 [ Laughter ] 647 00:33:40,485 --> 00:33:42,521 [ Crashing ] 648 00:33:47,626 --> 00:33:48,827 That hurt. 649 00:33:48,827 --> 00:33:51,463 So, I'm driving down the road. 650 00:33:51,463 --> 00:33:55,300 And I start hearing something in the back of my package car. 651 00:33:55,300 --> 00:33:57,936 And I thought it was some boxes falling over. 652 00:33:57,936 --> 00:34:00,405 But I had to stop, open the door. 653 00:34:00,405 --> 00:34:02,073 And this is what it was. 654 00:34:02,073 --> 00:34:04,676 [ Door slides open ] 655 00:34:04,676 --> 00:34:07,078 [ Bleats ] 656 00:34:07,078 --> 00:34:10,148 What are you doing? 657 00:34:10,148 --> 00:34:12,183 When did you get in here? 658 00:34:12,183 --> 00:34:13,218 [ Bleats ] 659 00:34:13,218 --> 00:34:15,554 No. Come on. Come on. 660 00:34:15,554 --> 00:34:17,155 Come on. [ Bleats ] 661 00:34:17,155 --> 00:34:19,457 No, you got to go. [ Bleats ] 662 00:34:19,457 --> 00:34:21,092 Come on. 663 00:34:21,092 --> 00:34:22,661 Go. [ Bleats ] 664 00:34:22,661 --> 00:34:24,429 Go. 665 00:34:24,429 --> 00:34:27,999 [ Laughs ] Go. Go. 666 00:34:27,999 --> 00:34:29,000 [ Bleats ] 667 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,202 What are you doing? I'm a dresser. 668 00:34:31,202 --> 00:34:33,538 Ribeiro: This is why most bunk beds are held up 669 00:34:33,538 --> 00:34:37,008 by a wooden post and not Tony's left foot. 670 00:34:37,008 --> 00:34:40,645 [ Laughing ] Oh, my God! 671 00:34:40,645 --> 00:34:44,082 Most girls like butterflies. 672 00:34:44,082 --> 00:34:45,617 [ All screaming ] 673 00:34:45,617 --> 00:34:47,919 Sophia is not most girls. 674 00:34:48,987 --> 00:34:50,689 [ Laughter ] 675 00:34:53,058 --> 00:34:55,927 [ Laughter ] 676 00:34:55,927 --> 00:34:59,397 We're gonna say "dog." 677 00:35:00,799 --> 00:35:03,501 "Happy." 678 00:35:03,501 --> 00:35:05,170 Pizza or pasta? 679 00:35:05,170 --> 00:35:06,905 [ Gasps ] 680 00:35:12,577 --> 00:35:15,413 Usually, we gasp at all of the cute 681 00:35:15,413 --> 00:35:17,983 and funny things dogs can do, but did you know that 682 00:35:17,983 --> 00:35:21,486 you can gasp at your dog to make them be just as funny? 683 00:35:21,486 --> 00:35:23,455 Well, you can, and that's why tonight's 684 00:35:23,455 --> 00:35:26,758 "Assignment America" is the Gasp at Your Dog Challenge. 685 00:35:26,758 --> 00:35:29,060 Watch this to see how it's done. 686 00:35:29,060 --> 00:35:31,930 Hi, I'm Arem. This is Logan. 687 00:35:31,930 --> 00:35:35,367 To take this challenge, gasp dramatically at your dog, 688 00:35:35,367 --> 00:35:39,037 record their reaction, and upload to AFV.com. 689 00:35:40,238 --> 00:35:42,173 [ Arem gasps ] [ Barks ] 690 00:35:43,808 --> 00:35:45,410 [ Sneezes ] 691 00:35:47,545 --> 00:35:48,747 That's all there is to it. 692 00:35:48,747 --> 00:35:50,949 And if you grab a great gasping video, 693 00:35:50,949 --> 00:35:53,952 you also might end up gasping at how much cash you can win, 694 00:35:53,952 --> 00:35:55,654 because a clip of your freaked-out fido 695 00:35:55,654 --> 00:35:58,390 might just earn you $20,000 or even $100,000. 696 00:35:58,390 --> 00:36:00,558 Just upload the video to AFV.com. 697 00:36:00,558 --> 00:36:02,927 For full contest rules, log on to AFV.com. 698 00:36:02,927 --> 00:36:04,729 Because it's time that you grasp 699 00:36:04,729 --> 00:36:07,098 just how fun it can be to gasp. 700 00:36:11,302 --> 00:36:14,072 I hope you have air-conditioning, 701 00:36:14,072 --> 00:36:16,908 because right about now, the competition is about to heat up. 702 00:36:16,908 --> 00:36:18,843 So let's meet our finalists. 703 00:36:18,843 --> 00:36:21,680 First up, Bruiser the kitty doesn't mean to be rude. 704 00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:24,115 He's just never giving up on people food. 705 00:36:24,115 --> 00:36:26,685 It's "Fighting Like Cats and Corn Dogs" 706 00:36:26,685 --> 00:36:30,121 sent in by Jordan Garner from Fayetteville, Arkansas. 707 00:36:30,121 --> 00:36:31,122 [ Applause ] 708 00:36:31,122 --> 00:36:33,958 Girl: Bruiser! Get back here! 709 00:36:33,958 --> 00:36:36,928 Give me my corn dog. 710 00:36:36,928 --> 00:36:38,997 Give me my corn dog back. 711 00:36:38,997 --> 00:36:40,865 [ Bruiser snarling ] 712 00:36:40,865 --> 00:36:43,234 [ Laughs ] 713 00:36:46,471 --> 00:36:48,773 Joining us today are Jordan, Roe, 714 00:36:48,773 --> 00:36:50,208 and their cat, Bruiser. 715 00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:52,677 Now, I have a feeling this isn't the first time 716 00:36:52,677 --> 00:36:54,746 Bruiser has stolen food. 717 00:36:54,746 --> 00:36:56,981 Does he do this a lot? 718 00:36:56,981 --> 00:37:00,652 Not too often, but, yeah, he does steal food a lot. 719 00:37:00,652 --> 00:37:01,886 Well, that's okay. That's alright. 720 00:37:01,886 --> 00:37:04,389 Listen, also, you named your cat Bruiser, 721 00:37:04,389 --> 00:37:07,859 so he's not gonna act like a shrinking violet, okay? 722 00:37:07,859 --> 00:37:10,595 [ Laughs ] Alright, well, good luck to you guys. 723 00:37:10,595 --> 00:37:12,731 See? There he goes. There he goes. 724 00:37:12,731 --> 00:37:15,700 Bruiser, get on out of here. [ Laughs ] 725 00:37:15,700 --> 00:37:17,202 Good luck, guys. 726 00:37:17,202 --> 00:37:20,405 Next up, a delivery guy meets the love of his life. 727 00:37:20,405 --> 00:37:22,307 But, no, she's not single. 728 00:37:22,307 --> 00:37:23,742 She's this guy's wife. 729 00:37:23,742 --> 00:37:25,577 It's "Don't Pester Esther" 730 00:37:25,577 --> 00:37:30,548 sent in by Albert Sanchez from San Bernardino, California. 731 00:37:30,615 --> 00:37:31,916 Sorry. 732 00:37:43,027 --> 00:37:44,562 Yeah. 733 00:37:44,963 --> 00:37:46,931 Oh, that's your -- Yeah. 734 00:37:48,399 --> 00:37:51,035 Joining us are Albert and Esther. 735 00:37:51,035 --> 00:37:52,303 So now, Albert, 736 00:37:52,303 --> 00:37:55,006 what did you think at first when the guy asked 737 00:37:55,006 --> 00:37:58,977 if the girl he was delivering food to was single? 738 00:37:58,977 --> 00:38:01,946 Well, I was just wondering who was home at the moment, 739 00:38:01,946 --> 00:38:04,449 and I was thinking somebody young had to be home, 740 00:38:04,449 --> 00:38:07,685 but it was just Esther and I. 741 00:38:07,685 --> 00:38:09,554 So, I did an inventory of who was home, 742 00:38:09,554 --> 00:38:11,022 and then I thought to myself, 743 00:38:11,022 --> 00:38:14,125 "Well, there's just only one person, and that's Esther." 744 00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:17,262 That's when he mentioned the first initial. 745 00:38:17,262 --> 00:38:19,631 And I said, "Okay, we're getting warm. 746 00:38:19,631 --> 00:38:21,366 [ Laughter ] 747 00:38:21,366 --> 00:38:23,802 Well, you know what? These are good problems to have. 748 00:38:23,802 --> 00:38:26,237 And I have to say, it was awesome that you had 749 00:38:26,237 --> 00:38:28,606 such a great sense of humor about it, 750 00:38:28,606 --> 00:38:30,642 'cause that's what got you here tonight, alright? 751 00:38:30,642 --> 00:38:32,477 Yes. Alright. 752 00:38:32,477 --> 00:38:34,279 Good luck, guys. 753 00:38:34,279 --> 00:38:37,982 Finally, the washing is over, but, uh, here's the rub. 754 00:38:37,982 --> 00:38:40,185 This giant husky won't get out of the tub. 755 00:38:40,185 --> 00:38:41,820 It's "Howl Be in the Bath" 756 00:38:41,820 --> 00:38:46,324 sent in by Sabrenah Netterville from Deville, Louisiana. 757 00:38:47,158 --> 00:38:49,527 [ Dog barking ] 758 00:38:49,527 --> 00:38:50,829 Ribeiro: Man, she really does not 759 00:38:50,829 --> 00:38:53,298 want to get out of that bath. 760 00:38:53,298 --> 00:38:57,669 [ Dog barking ] 761 00:38:57,669 --> 00:38:58,870 [ Laughing ] 762 00:38:58,870 --> 00:39:01,439 I feel ya. I like my bath time, too. 763 00:39:01,439 --> 00:39:03,408 [ Dog barking ] 764 00:39:03,408 --> 00:39:06,177 Joining us are Sabrenah, Billy Ray, 765 00:39:06,177 --> 00:39:08,179 Kristan, Chase, and Akita. 766 00:39:08,179 --> 00:39:11,449 So, guys, let's just make it clear that huskies 767 00:39:11,449 --> 00:39:14,285 are known for being very vocal and very dramatic. 768 00:39:14,285 --> 00:39:17,589 Akita was not in any physical discomfort. 769 00:39:17,589 --> 00:39:19,390 Just wanted to let you guys know that, okay? 770 00:39:19,390 --> 00:39:22,327 Now, Sabrenah, how long did the whole process 771 00:39:22,327 --> 00:39:25,697 of washing and de-shedding Akita end up taking 772 00:39:25,697 --> 00:39:28,867 as a result of all of her drama? 773 00:39:28,867 --> 00:39:31,436 About four hours. 774 00:39:31,436 --> 00:39:34,472 Four hours. That's a -- That's a long time. 775 00:39:34,472 --> 00:39:37,208 That's a really long -- Now, do y'all pay extra 776 00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:38,743 for the four-hour wash? 777 00:39:38,743 --> 00:39:41,212 No. No, sir. 778 00:39:41,212 --> 00:39:42,647 Y'all might want to rethink that. 779 00:39:42,647 --> 00:39:45,717 Alright, now -- now maybe Akita is only high maintenance 780 00:39:45,717 --> 00:39:48,319 because she knows that she's worth it. 781 00:39:48,319 --> 00:39:49,520 Absolutely. Right. Very much so. 782 00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:50,855 There you go. Something to think about. 783 00:39:50,855 --> 00:39:53,024 Something to think about, y'all. So, good luck, alright? 784 00:39:53,024 --> 00:39:54,225 Thank you. Thank you. 785 00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:55,460 Alright. Well, we're gonna find out 786 00:39:55,460 --> 00:39:57,061 who takes home the cash in just a minute. 787 00:39:57,061 --> 00:39:59,063 But, first, let's take a look at some of the clips 788 00:39:59,063 --> 00:40:02,967 that didn't make our top three in tonight's honorable mention. 789 00:40:02,967 --> 00:40:09,340 ♪♪ 790 00:40:09,340 --> 00:40:10,508 Ohh! 791 00:40:13,011 --> 00:40:15,046 [ Screams ] 792 00:40:18,650 --> 00:40:20,718 [ Screams ] [ Quacking ] 793 00:40:23,221 --> 00:40:25,256 [ Tires screech ] 794 00:40:27,158 --> 00:40:28,526 Aaah! 795 00:40:29,627 --> 00:40:32,630 Man: Timber! 796 00:40:35,099 --> 00:40:38,569 [ Applause ] 797 00:40:38,569 --> 00:40:41,472 Okay, it's time to hand out tonight's prizes. 798 00:40:41,472 --> 00:40:44,575 $20,000 for first, $6,000 for second, 799 00:40:44,575 --> 00:40:46,144 and $4,000 for third. 800 00:40:46,144 --> 00:40:47,478 Here we go. 801 00:40:47,478 --> 00:40:51,149 Our third-place, $4,000 winner is... 802 00:40:51,149 --> 00:40:54,886 "Don't Pester Esther" sent in by Albert Sanchez 803 00:40:54,886 --> 00:40:57,488 from San Bernardino, California. 804 00:40:57,488 --> 00:40:59,057 [ Cheers and applause ] 805 00:40:59,057 --> 00:41:00,792 Thank you. 806 00:41:00,792 --> 00:41:03,728 And the winner of the $20,000 807 00:41:03,728 --> 00:41:06,564 and tonight's funniest home video is... 808 00:41:07,765 --> 00:41:09,734 ..."Fighting Like Cats and Corn Dogs" 809 00:41:09,734 --> 00:41:12,637 sent in by Jordan Garner from Fayetteville, Arkansas. 810 00:41:12,637 --> 00:41:15,640 We got Bruiser, Roe, and Jordan. 811 00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:18,509 Wow! Congratulations! 812 00:41:18,509 --> 00:41:22,947 Now, Roe, how exactly did Bruiser steal the corn dog? 813 00:41:22,947 --> 00:41:24,983 Explain what happened to me. 814 00:41:24,983 --> 00:41:27,585 I was about to put it in the microwave, 815 00:41:27,585 --> 00:41:32,657 and I set it on the counter, and it disappeared. 816 00:41:32,657 --> 00:41:34,425 [ Laughter ] 817 00:41:34,425 --> 00:41:36,928 And it was still frozen, right? 818 00:41:36,928 --> 00:41:39,163 Yeah. 819 00:41:39,163 --> 00:41:41,799 So that basically meant it was a corn dog-sicle. 820 00:41:41,799 --> 00:41:44,602 [ Laughter ] 821 00:41:44,602 --> 00:41:46,304 Bruiser liked it. And you know what? 822 00:41:46,304 --> 00:41:47,572 Bruiser stole your lunch, 823 00:41:47,572 --> 00:41:51,743 but he got you 20 grand and a shot at 100 grand. 824 00:41:51,743 --> 00:41:54,045 [ Cheers and applause ] 825 00:41:54,045 --> 00:41:56,514 So congratulations, guys. That's awesome. 826 00:41:56,514 --> 00:41:58,683 Thank you so much. 827 00:41:58,683 --> 00:42:01,619 I hate giving away the ending, 828 00:42:01,619 --> 00:42:05,056 but since this is the ending, it doesn't bother me that much. 829 00:42:05,056 --> 00:42:06,891 Yeah. Yeah, we'll see you next time. 830 00:42:06,891 --> 00:42:08,526 And don't forget, if you upload a video 831 00:42:08,526 --> 00:42:11,195 and it airs on the show, we'll send you an "AFV" T-shirt. 832 00:42:11,195 --> 00:42:12,764 So good night, everybody, and remember, 833 00:42:12,764 --> 00:42:14,165 send your video to me, 834 00:42:14,165 --> 00:42:15,733 you might win 20 G's. 835 00:42:15,733 --> 00:42:17,235 Good night, y'all. 836 00:42:17,235 --> 00:42:18,636 [ Cheers and applause ] 837 00:42:21,639 --> 00:42:29,847 ♪♪ 838 00:42:29,847 --> 00:42:38,089 ♪♪ 839 00:42:38,089 --> 00:42:46,330 ♪♪ 840 00:42:46,330 --> 00:42:54,539 ♪♪