1 00:00:01,268 --> 00:00:03,303 Ribeiro: Here's a taste of tonight's "AFV." 2 00:00:03,403 --> 00:00:06,373 It's calorie-free, but full of laughs. 3 00:00:06,473 --> 00:00:08,408 ♪♪ 4 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:10,711 Aah! 5 00:00:10,811 --> 00:00:12,613 What are you doing? 6 00:00:12,713 --> 00:00:13,614 -[ Laughs ] -Hey. 7 00:00:13,714 --> 00:00:14,715 Like that! 8 00:00:14,815 --> 00:00:15,849 [ Birds chirping ] 9 00:00:15,949 --> 00:00:17,751 [ Clank! ] 10 00:00:19,253 --> 00:00:20,487 Surprise! Aah! 11 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:23,790 [ Whip cracking ] 12 00:00:23,891 --> 00:00:25,158 Oh! [ Woman laughs ] 13 00:00:25,259 --> 00:00:27,761 [ Cheers and applause ] 14 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:31,632 Welcome to... 15 00:00:31,732 --> 00:00:35,068 And now here he is, the host of our show -- 16 00:00:35,168 --> 00:00:39,873 Alfonso Ribeiro! 17 00:00:39,973 --> 00:00:41,542 Let's do it, y'all! 18 00:00:41,642 --> 00:00:45,679 [ Cheers and applause ] 19 00:00:45,779 --> 00:00:47,981 Thank you, guys. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 20 00:00:48,081 --> 00:00:49,416 Thank you. Thank you. 21 00:00:49,516 --> 00:00:52,719 Welcome to the show. I hope everyone's doing great. 22 00:00:52,819 --> 00:00:56,089 I know I am, because of all the hard work and preparation 23 00:00:56,189 --> 00:00:59,192 that we put into each show is finally over. 24 00:00:59,293 --> 00:01:01,695 Now comes the easy part, where I just stand here 25 00:01:01,795 --> 00:01:05,933 and tell you about all the funny videos coming down the pike. 26 00:01:06,033 --> 00:01:08,402 Or -- Or is it "pipe"? Like, is it "pike" or "pipe"? 27 00:01:08,502 --> 00:01:10,771 I -- Dang it. [ Laughter ] 28 00:01:10,871 --> 00:01:12,673 I mean, if I can't do something as simple as that, 29 00:01:12,773 --> 00:01:16,009 what hope do the people in our clips have? 30 00:01:16,109 --> 00:01:17,711 Not much, I'm happy to say. 31 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:19,079 Not much. 32 00:01:19,179 --> 00:01:22,716 Just a relaxing day on the porch. 33 00:01:22,816 --> 00:01:25,052 Oh, my gosh! Guys. 34 00:01:26,787 --> 00:01:28,422 I'm -- I'm out of here. [ Laughs ] 35 00:01:28,522 --> 00:01:29,723 I'm out of here. 36 00:01:29,823 --> 00:01:30,824 [ Laughs ] 37 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:33,226 ♪♪ 38 00:01:33,327 --> 00:01:34,394 Girl: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 39 00:01:34,494 --> 00:01:35,996 Come on, dude. Let's go. 40 00:01:38,231 --> 00:01:39,399 [ Chuckles ] 41 00:01:39,499 --> 00:01:40,467 Huh? 42 00:01:40,567 --> 00:01:42,002 Ow! Oh! Oh! 43 00:01:44,471 --> 00:01:45,739 [ Man speaks indistinctly ] 44 00:01:45,839 --> 00:01:47,507 Ribeiro: Two things this lady hates. 45 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:49,209 Whoa! Look at that thing! Aah! 46 00:01:49,309 --> 00:01:51,645 Bugs and watching where she's going. 47 00:01:51,745 --> 00:01:54,548 Oh. Oh. 48 00:01:54,648 --> 00:01:56,950 Oh, oh. [ Screaming ] 49 00:01:57,084 --> 00:01:58,952 [ Man speaks indistinctly ] 50 00:01:59,052 --> 00:02:00,921 Aah. 51 00:02:01,021 --> 00:02:02,522 You okay? 52 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:04,691 [ Babbling ] 53 00:02:10,664 --> 00:02:15,602 Woman: Milo and Axel, lay down and take a nap. 54 00:02:15,702 --> 00:02:17,104 [ Birds chirping ] 55 00:02:17,204 --> 00:02:26,213 ♪♪ 56 00:02:26,313 --> 00:02:29,883 Ribeiro: That was the fifth umbrella he lost this month. 57 00:02:32,386 --> 00:02:33,553 Let me know when you're ready. 58 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:35,355 Man: Go. 59 00:02:35,455 --> 00:02:37,557 Ohh! [ Laughs ] 60 00:02:37,658 --> 00:02:43,130 ♪♪ 61 00:02:43,230 --> 00:02:45,599 Ribeiro: Cats. They clean themselves, 62 00:02:45,699 --> 00:02:49,503 but they don't clean up after themselves. 63 00:02:49,603 --> 00:02:50,937 [ Clatter ] 64 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:54,708 Woman: Good morning. 65 00:02:54,808 --> 00:02:59,012 ♪♪ 66 00:02:59,112 --> 00:03:00,547 [ Laughs ] 67 00:03:00,647 --> 00:03:09,656 ♪♪ 68 00:03:09,756 --> 00:03:11,758 [ Laughs ] 69 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:16,430 ♪♪ 70 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:18,031 [ Cheers and applause ] 71 00:03:18,131 --> 00:03:20,734 Sometimes you'll see a sign at a construction site 72 00:03:20,834 --> 00:03:22,736 that says, "Pardon our dust." 73 00:03:22,836 --> 00:03:25,772 Well, let me tell you, the dust has nothing to apologize for. 74 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:27,874 But the people actually working on the site, 75 00:03:27,974 --> 00:03:30,277 yeah, they got some explaining to do. 76 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:35,115 [ Sighs ] 77 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:37,284 This guy not only lowers the bar -- 78 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:38,652 He lowers the ceiling. 79 00:03:38,752 --> 00:03:40,153 [ Sighs ] 80 00:03:40,253 --> 00:03:41,955 [ Woman screams, laughs ] 81 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:47,794 ♪♪ 82 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:53,500 ♪♪ 83 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:55,035 Ooh-whee. 84 00:03:57,337 --> 00:03:59,306 He could just take it off the hinges. 85 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:01,475 But where's the fun in that? 86 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:02,876 [ Woman laughs, gasps ] 87 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:03,877 [ Glass shattering ] 88 00:04:03,977 --> 00:04:06,947 Woman: Oh. Oh, my gosh. 89 00:04:07,047 --> 00:04:10,016 [ Laughs ] 90 00:04:10,117 --> 00:04:11,218 Did you get that? 91 00:04:11,318 --> 00:04:13,220 [ Laughs ] 92 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:15,922 ♪♪ 93 00:04:16,022 --> 00:04:18,391 You should really wait for the deck to be finished 94 00:04:18,492 --> 00:04:20,360 before you start lounging on it. 95 00:04:20,460 --> 00:04:27,634 ♪♪ 96 00:04:27,734 --> 00:04:30,003 Oh. 97 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:32,672 Woman: I don't know wh-- How do I stop it? 98 00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:35,442 Does he not know how gravity works? 99 00:04:35,542 --> 00:04:36,476 Okay. 100 00:04:36,576 --> 00:04:41,748 ♪♪ 101 00:04:41,848 --> 00:04:47,020 ♪♪ 102 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:50,490 Shoulda paid for the professional installation. 103 00:04:50,590 --> 00:04:51,625 Oh! 104 00:04:51,725 --> 00:04:54,895 ♪♪ 105 00:04:54,995 --> 00:04:57,097 Ooh, ooh, ooh. 106 00:04:57,197 --> 00:04:58,431 Woman: [ Laughs ] 107 00:04:58,532 --> 00:04:59,466 -Ready? -Yep. 108 00:04:59,566 --> 00:05:00,700 Yep. Go. 109 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:02,502 Ribeiro: He's gonna run through that drywall. 110 00:05:02,602 --> 00:05:04,337 He just forgot what was on the other side. 111 00:05:04,437 --> 00:05:06,406 Go. 112 00:05:06,506 --> 00:05:07,774 Aah! 113 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:10,677 [ Laughing ] Oh, my God! 114 00:05:10,777 --> 00:05:12,979 [ Man laughs ] 115 00:05:13,079 --> 00:05:14,981 No. Are you okay? 116 00:05:15,081 --> 00:05:17,617 Yeah, I'm great. 117 00:05:17,717 --> 00:05:19,019 [ Laughs ] 118 00:05:21,521 --> 00:05:24,791 The wheel has kept people moving for thousands of years. 119 00:05:24,891 --> 00:05:27,861 But as you can see, sometimes people going from "A" to "B" 120 00:05:27,961 --> 00:05:31,398 deserve a grade just below a "D." 121 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:33,733 ♪ Woke up feeling fresh, so clean ♪ 122 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:35,535 ♪ I'm-a show this world who I be ♪ 123 00:05:35,635 --> 00:05:36,870 Man: ♪ Who I be 124 00:05:36,970 --> 00:05:39,172 ♪ Check's cleared, I just got paid ♪ 125 00:05:39,272 --> 00:05:40,507 ♪ So no more riding on "E" 126 00:05:40,607 --> 00:05:41,908 ♪ No 127 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:44,511 ♪ Turn the bass up, drive with the windows down ♪ 128 00:05:44,611 --> 00:05:46,413 ♪ And let the fresh air hit my face ♪ 129 00:05:46,513 --> 00:05:47,914 ♪ That's right 130 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:50,116 ♪ Count your blessings when you're feeling like this ♪ 131 00:05:50,217 --> 00:05:51,952 ♪ Ain't nothin' gonna ruin my day ♪ 132 00:05:52,052 --> 00:05:54,020 Aah! ♪ Thank goodness I'm good 133 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:55,956 ♪ Everything is great, great, great ♪ 134 00:05:56,056 --> 00:05:57,724 ♪ Everything is great, great, great ♪ 135 00:05:57,824 --> 00:05:59,359 ♪ Oh, yeah, oh, yeah 136 00:05:59,459 --> 00:06:01,494 ♪ Everything is great, great, great ♪ 137 00:06:01,595 --> 00:06:03,196 ♪ Everything is great, great, great ♪ 138 00:06:03,296 --> 00:06:04,664 ♪ Oh, yeah, oh, yeah 139 00:06:04,764 --> 00:06:06,766 ♪ Everything is great, great, great ♪ 140 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:08,802 ♪ Everything is great, great, great ♪ 141 00:06:08,902 --> 00:06:10,170 ♪ Oh, yeah, oh, yeah 142 00:06:10,270 --> 00:06:12,272 ♪ Everything is great, great, great ♪ 143 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:13,940 ♪ Everything is great, great, great ♪ 144 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,408 ♪ Oh, yeah, oh, yeah 145 00:06:15,508 --> 00:06:17,444 ♪ Count your blessings when you're feeling like this ♪ 146 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:19,446 ♪ So alive, and we got another hit ♪ 147 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:20,914 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ Yeah 148 00:06:21,014 --> 00:06:22,949 ♪ Count your blessings when you're feeling like this ♪ 149 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:24,985 ♪ So alive, and we got another hit ♪ 150 00:06:25,085 --> 00:06:26,753 ♪ That's why I'm feeling so good ♪ 151 00:06:26,853 --> 00:06:28,655 ♪ Everything is great, great, great ♪ 152 00:06:28,755 --> 00:06:30,590 ♪ Everything is great, great, great ♪ 153 00:06:30,690 --> 00:06:32,092 ♪ Oh, yeah, oh, yeah 154 00:06:32,192 --> 00:06:34,294 ♪ Everything is great, great, great ♪ 155 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:35,929 ♪ Everything is great, great, great ♪ 156 00:06:36,029 --> 00:06:37,430 ♪ Oh, yeah, oh, yeah 157 00:06:37,530 --> 00:06:39,599 ♪ Everything is great, great, great ♪ 158 00:06:39,699 --> 00:06:41,468 ♪ Everything is great, great, great ♪ 159 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:43,003 ♪ Oh, yeah, oh, yeah 160 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:45,138 ♪ Everything is great, great, great ♪ 161 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:46,973 ♪ Everything is great, great, great ♪ 162 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:48,808 ♪ Oh, yeah, oh, yeah 163 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:51,011 [ Cheers and applause ] 164 00:06:51,111 --> 00:06:53,546 ♪♪ 165 00:06:53,647 --> 00:06:56,383 Do you have a funny video worth $20,000? 166 00:06:56,483 --> 00:06:57,550 What are you waiting for? 167 00:06:57,651 --> 00:06:59,686 Upload it to AFV.com. 168 00:06:59,786 --> 00:07:02,389 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 169 00:07:02,489 --> 00:07:05,091 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 170 00:07:05,191 --> 00:07:06,559 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 171 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:10,664 [ Cheers and applause ] 172 00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:16,136 The odds of some things are incredibly small, 173 00:07:16,236 --> 00:07:19,072 like winning the lottery or going to a restaurant 174 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:20,740 and having your food arrive sooner 175 00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:22,776 than the people at the table next to you, 176 00:07:22,876 --> 00:07:25,312 even though they arrived 15 minutes later 177 00:07:25,412 --> 00:07:26,980 and they have a party of 12 178 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:28,682 and you're just there with your family. 179 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:29,783 [ Laughter ] 180 00:07:29,883 --> 00:07:31,685 [ Sighs ] I'm fine. 181 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:33,653 [ Printer whirring ] 182 00:07:33,753 --> 00:07:36,690 ♪♪ 183 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:39,326 It prints it, it faxes, it scans. 184 00:07:39,426 --> 00:07:41,661 It even files. 185 00:07:41,761 --> 00:07:43,496 ♪♪ 186 00:07:43,596 --> 00:07:44,597 [ Woman laughs ] 187 00:07:44,698 --> 00:07:46,499 [ Indistinct conversations ] 188 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:52,072 The only way Grandpa can catch a ball 189 00:07:52,172 --> 00:07:55,775 is if he's completely not paying attention. 190 00:07:55,875 --> 00:07:58,078 [ Laughter ] 191 00:07:58,178 --> 00:08:01,982 ♪♪ 192 00:08:02,082 --> 00:08:05,218 Double the hoops, double your chance of scoring. 193 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:06,920 ♪♪ 194 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:09,089 [ Both laugh ] 195 00:08:09,189 --> 00:08:10,523 Ohh! 196 00:08:10,623 --> 00:08:13,426 ♪♪ 197 00:08:13,526 --> 00:08:16,062 Ribeiro: Check out the noobs on these tubes. 198 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:17,831 ♪♪ 199 00:08:17,931 --> 00:08:19,532 [ Laughter ] 200 00:08:22,736 --> 00:08:25,171 I hope she majored in statistics... 201 00:08:25,271 --> 00:08:26,406 [ Laughs ] 202 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:28,441 ...'cause I want to know what the odds of that are. 203 00:08:28,541 --> 00:08:29,476 [ Laughs ] 204 00:08:29,576 --> 00:08:35,715 ♪♪ 205 00:08:35,815 --> 00:08:38,485 Woman: [ Laughing ] Magic. 206 00:08:38,585 --> 00:08:40,754 My baby's a witch. 207 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:45,358 But they're not the best for holding. 208 00:08:45,458 --> 00:08:47,394 They don't like to snuggle, but you can still hold them, 209 00:08:47,494 --> 00:08:49,896 and they'll squa-- Oh! 210 00:08:49,996 --> 00:08:51,598 Woman: Did she just -- She just laid an egg. 211 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:52,665 [ Laughs ] 212 00:08:52,766 --> 00:08:54,868 Also, she just laid an egg in my lap. 213 00:08:54,968 --> 00:08:56,369 And that's her egg color. 214 00:08:56,469 --> 00:08:58,238 Ribeiro: Impressive. 215 00:08:58,338 --> 00:08:59,305 Woman: Whoo! 216 00:08:59,406 --> 00:09:01,041 She's batting and catching. 217 00:09:01,141 --> 00:09:08,114 ♪♪ 218 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:11,918 If people who really love good food are called "foodies," 219 00:09:12,018 --> 00:09:13,553 wouldn't it make sense for people 220 00:09:13,653 --> 00:09:17,190 who really love good videos to be called "video-ies"? 221 00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:18,458 Hmm? Hmm? 222 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:21,594 Ponder that as you watch these select artisan videos 223 00:09:21,694 --> 00:09:24,397 carefully chosen for gourmet video connoisseurs 224 00:09:24,497 --> 00:09:26,733 such as yourselves. Hm-hm. 225 00:09:26,833 --> 00:09:29,736 ♪♪ 226 00:09:29,836 --> 00:09:32,138 Woman: Mm! 227 00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:33,173 [ Laughs ] 228 00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:35,075 Baby! 229 00:09:36,443 --> 00:09:37,777 Okay, we're going down. 230 00:09:37,877 --> 00:09:41,614 ♪♪ 231 00:09:41,714 --> 00:09:44,651 [ Screams ] 232 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:47,787 [ Screaming ] 233 00:09:50,390 --> 00:09:52,559 Don't comfort her. Mnh-mnh. 234 00:09:52,659 --> 00:09:56,196 Just try to limit how much she embarrasses you in public. 235 00:09:56,296 --> 00:09:59,065 [ Screaming ] 236 00:09:59,165 --> 00:10:00,467 [ Laughing ] 237 00:10:00,567 --> 00:10:03,303 [ Screaming ] 238 00:10:03,403 --> 00:10:04,637 ♪♪ 239 00:10:04,737 --> 00:10:06,773 [ Screams ] 240 00:10:06,873 --> 00:10:08,141 [ Kazoo playing ] 241 00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:09,242 Woman: Oh. 242 00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:11,177 If ripped jeans are in fashion... 243 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:12,212 Oh. 244 00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:14,481 ...she's really fashionable. 245 00:10:14,581 --> 00:10:16,816 [ Laughs ] 246 00:10:16,916 --> 00:10:19,052 Milk mustaches are for beginners. 247 00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:21,654 The cool kids are into Parmesan cheese 'staches. 248 00:10:21,754 --> 00:10:24,324 Woman: [ Laughs ] 249 00:10:24,424 --> 00:10:26,826 Beau. I love you. 250 00:10:26,926 --> 00:10:28,828 -Aww. -See them? 251 00:10:28,928 --> 00:10:30,497 Ready? Oh, oh. 252 00:10:30,597 --> 00:10:32,065 [ Man laughs ] 253 00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:35,602 Ribeiro: See if you can guess which grandparent is Brian's favorite. 254 00:10:35,702 --> 00:10:37,370 -Aww. -What are you doing? 255 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:38,505 -[ Laughs ] -Hey. 256 00:10:38,605 --> 00:10:39,973 Like that! Like that. 257 00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:41,908 Grandpa's the favorite. 258 00:10:42,008 --> 00:10:48,882 ♪♪ 259 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,116 Woman: You're doing amazing. 260 00:10:50,216 --> 00:10:51,985 Ribeiro: He always wanted to be Batman. 261 00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:53,987 Aah! 262 00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:55,155 [ Laughs ] 263 00:10:57,724 --> 00:11:00,426 He saw "Raiders of the Lost Ark" 10 times. 264 00:11:00,527 --> 00:11:02,328 I bet he'll be good at this. 265 00:11:02,428 --> 00:11:03,329 [ Whip cracking ] 266 00:11:03,429 --> 00:11:04,964 Oh! [ Woman laughs ] 267 00:11:05,064 --> 00:11:06,366 Son of a... 268 00:11:09,769 --> 00:11:11,337 Put your head back. Woman: Keep it back. 269 00:11:11,437 --> 00:11:13,206 Keep it back. You got to concentrate for a few minutes. 270 00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:14,474 Concentrate. 271 00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:16,876 [ Coin thuds ] I did it. 272 00:11:16,976 --> 00:11:18,344 Try it again. Try it again. 273 00:11:18,444 --> 00:11:20,346 Ribeiro: He just put a funnel in your underpants. 274 00:11:20,446 --> 00:11:23,349 Yeah, I'm sure you can totally trust him. 275 00:11:23,449 --> 00:11:24,350 Oh! 276 00:11:24,450 --> 00:11:26,319 [ Laughter ] 277 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:30,490 Play "Home" -- Wait. 278 00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:32,258 "Funniest Home Videos." 279 00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:33,359 [ Remote clatters ] 280 00:11:33,459 --> 00:11:35,795 Man: Did it perfect, though. 281 00:11:35,895 --> 00:11:38,164 [ Shrieking ] 282 00:11:38,264 --> 00:11:40,800 [ Applause ] 283 00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:45,471 Children: Hey, Alfonso! 284 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:50,543 Hey, Alfonso. I want to see more food-sneaking videos. 285 00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:55,682 [ Laughter ] 286 00:11:55,782 --> 00:11:59,152 Okay, Sabine, you want to see some food-sneaking videos? 287 00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:01,688 Well, hope these satisfy your appetite. 288 00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:04,123 [ Laughter ] 289 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,960 Here's how you make sure he won't want his food back. 290 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:07,994 [ Sneezes ] 291 00:12:08,094 --> 00:12:09,729 Woman: Oh, no. 292 00:12:11,130 --> 00:12:13,299 [ Gulls crying ] 293 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:16,803 This day at the beach is no day at the beach. 294 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:17,804 [ Gasps ] 295 00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:19,005 [ Gulls crying ] 296 00:12:22,775 --> 00:12:24,744 This prairie dog has a nut. 297 00:12:24,844 --> 00:12:27,146 This prairie dog has a jealous streak. 298 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,481 [ Prairie dogs squeaking ] 299 00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:33,319 Woman: Bear. 300 00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:35,688 You come back here, Bear. 301 00:12:35,788 --> 00:12:37,190 Drop it. 302 00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:38,891 Woman: [ Laughing ] 303 00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:41,961 This is what happens when you leave your soup unattended. 304 00:12:42,061 --> 00:12:43,997 I guess I won't be eating that vegetable soup. 305 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,665 [ Laughs ] 306 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:48,735 ♪♪ 307 00:12:48,835 --> 00:12:49,836 [ Babbles ] 308 00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:51,604 Woman: What are you doing? 309 00:12:51,704 --> 00:12:54,874 ♪♪ 310 00:12:54,974 --> 00:12:58,044 [ Laughs ] 311 00:12:58,144 --> 00:13:00,847 ♪♪ 312 00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:03,383 It's in your mouth. I can see it. 313 00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:06,986 ♪♪ 314 00:13:07,086 --> 00:13:08,621 This is for seagulls who are tired 315 00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:10,089 of getting sand in their food. 316 00:13:10,189 --> 00:13:14,327 ♪♪ 317 00:13:14,427 --> 00:13:17,730 [ Indistinct conversations ] 318 00:13:17,830 --> 00:13:19,666 [ Woman speaks indistinctly ] 319 00:13:19,766 --> 00:13:26,639 ♪♪ 320 00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:33,680 ♪♪ 321 00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:36,049 I mean, come on. He's got a burglar mask. 322 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,317 What were you expecting? 323 00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:45,658 ♪♪ 324 00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:49,295 ♪♪ 325 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:54,000 [ Cheers and applause ] 326 00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:56,803 I hate when something bad happens and they say, 327 00:13:56,903 --> 00:13:59,072 "I was in the wrong place at the wrong time." 328 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,540 I mean, they should just say 329 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:01,974 that they were in the wrong place. 330 00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:04,310 I mean, the "wrong time" part is redundant. 331 00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:06,946 However, it is possible to be in the wrong place 332 00:14:07,046 --> 00:14:08,481 at the perfect time. Yeah. 333 00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:11,217 I mean, how do you think we've been on the air for 33 years? 334 00:14:11,317 --> 00:14:12,919 Okay? [ Cheers and applause ] 335 00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:16,255 He found a frog, but he lost his balance. 336 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:18,624 Man: You're all right. You're all right. 337 00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:20,059 You're all right. You're all right. 338 00:14:20,159 --> 00:14:21,627 You're all right. You're all right. 339 00:14:21,728 --> 00:14:22,895 Woman: Don't you be frightened. 340 00:14:22,995 --> 00:14:26,265 You're all right. You're all right. 341 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,101 [ Dog growling ] 342 00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:32,138 [ Growling continues ] 343 00:14:32,238 --> 00:14:37,443 ♪♪ 344 00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:40,313 [ Dog snarling ] 345 00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:43,182 The only way he's letting go of that cheddar 346 00:14:43,282 --> 00:14:45,051 is if you give him some cheese. 347 00:14:45,151 --> 00:14:46,686 Woman: Want some cheese? 348 00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:53,226 I'm going to drop this water -- basketball and water bottle 349 00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:55,828 and try to catch the water bottle. 350 00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:59,599 [ Woman laughs ] 351 00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:01,234 Everybody in! [ Women screaming ] 352 00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:02,635 Eventually. 353 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:04,470 Man: Oh, my God. [ Laughs ] 354 00:15:06,939 --> 00:15:09,776 Woman: Oh, I see. [ Laughs ] 355 00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:12,378 Man: He's trying, but he's in the traffic... 356 00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:14,847 I thought the saying was "when pigs fly," 357 00:15:14,947 --> 00:15:16,616 not "when pigs ride dirt bikes." 358 00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:18,351 Oh, my... 359 00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:19,419 Oh! 360 00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:21,621 Oh! Pig down! Pig down! 361 00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:23,222 [ Laughs ] 362 00:15:23,322 --> 00:15:25,925 ♪♪ 363 00:15:26,025 --> 00:15:28,394 ...my greatest... 364 00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:29,629 Woman: Why are you wearing that? 365 00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:31,297 Because... 366 00:15:34,967 --> 00:15:40,106 ♪♪ 367 00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:42,909 Sometimes we look back at things we used to do 368 00:15:43,009 --> 00:15:44,811 and wonder, "What were we thinking?" 369 00:15:44,911 --> 00:15:47,447 However, the Ice Bucket Challenge was one fad 370 00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:49,982 that had a purpose -- to raise money for ALS, 371 00:15:50,082 --> 00:15:53,152 and the money raised actually led to significant breakthroughs 372 00:15:53,252 --> 00:15:54,787 in the fight against the disease. 373 00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:57,290 So here are some people who raised money 374 00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:59,892 and lowered their temperature. 375 00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:01,694 Get ready to roll back the calendar. 376 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:04,130 It's "Fads of Yesteryear." 377 00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:06,165 The Ice Bucket Challenge helped find a cure 378 00:16:06,265 --> 00:16:08,334 and helped people find out water is heavy. 379 00:16:08,434 --> 00:16:11,604 ♪♪ 380 00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:12,605 No, wait! 381 00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:13,606 [ Laughs ] 382 00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:14,607 I'm starting over. 383 00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:15,842 Aah! 384 00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:18,244 [ Laughs ] 385 00:16:19,445 --> 00:16:21,514 It's the Ice Bucket Challenge, 386 00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:23,616 not the Ice Garbage Can Challenge. 387 00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:24,650 Back a little bit. 388 00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:26,085 Oh! Oh! 389 00:16:26,185 --> 00:16:34,961 ♪♪ 390 00:16:35,061 --> 00:16:36,863 [ Laughter ] 391 00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:41,801 ♪♪ 392 00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:42,768 Aah! Aah! 393 00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:44,337 [ Laughs ] 394 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:51,077 Girl: 1, 2, 3. Do it! 395 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:52,411 [ Audience "awws" ] 396 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,347 You want me to do it? 397 00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:56,549 [ Crying ] I changed my mind! 398 00:16:56,649 --> 00:16:58,050 Just do it, Avery. 399 00:16:58,150 --> 00:17:00,319 [ Crying ] Noooo! 400 00:17:00,419 --> 00:17:01,621 Why not? 401 00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:03,422 [ Crying ] 402 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:04,757 Why don't you want to do it? 403 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,827 I changed my mind. 404 00:17:07,927 --> 00:17:09,595 It won't hurt. It's fun. 405 00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:12,198 I don't want my hair to get wet. 406 00:17:12,298 --> 00:17:14,800 It won't get wet. I'll do it tomorrow. 407 00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:16,736 I'll redo it tomorrow. 408 00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:18,337 ♪♪ 409 00:17:18,437 --> 00:17:21,040 [ Crying ] 410 00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:24,477 ♪♪ 411 00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:26,078 Good luck, everybody. 412 00:17:26,178 --> 00:17:28,080 Woman: You have 24 hours. 413 00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:29,415 [ Girls laugh ] 414 00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:31,817 Ohhhh! 415 00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:33,219 Ohhhhhh! 416 00:17:33,319 --> 00:17:37,189 Oh, wow. That's cold! 417 00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:42,862 ♪♪ 418 00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:44,564 Security cameras were designed 419 00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:46,532 to catch people committing crimes. 420 00:17:46,632 --> 00:17:49,068 It turns out they're as useful at catching people doing 421 00:17:49,168 --> 00:17:50,870 really embarrassing things, 422 00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:53,439 which is technically a crime against coordination. 423 00:17:53,539 --> 00:17:54,507 [ Chuckles ] 424 00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:57,009 [ Birds chirping ] 425 00:17:57,109 --> 00:17:59,078 She's putting together a hammock. 426 00:17:59,178 --> 00:18:02,114 I don't think this part was in the instructions. 427 00:18:02,214 --> 00:18:03,649 [ Clang! ] 428 00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:08,054 ♪♪ 429 00:18:08,154 --> 00:18:10,122 This is a two-person job. 430 00:18:10,222 --> 00:18:11,757 Just not these two people. 431 00:18:11,857 --> 00:18:15,261 ♪♪ 432 00:18:15,361 --> 00:18:16,696 Man: Hit the ball. 433 00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:20,800 We like it when tetherball becomes a full-contact sport. 434 00:18:22,368 --> 00:18:24,403 Ooh! [ Laughs ] 435 00:18:24,503 --> 00:18:26,205 Did it hit you? It touched me. 436 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,110 He gets to relax... 437 00:18:31,210 --> 00:18:33,312 for three whole seconds. 438 00:18:33,412 --> 00:18:38,250 ♪♪ 439 00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:39,986 Boogie time. Love you. 440 00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:41,854 [ Both laugh ] 441 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:44,357 [ Thud ] I see how it is. 442 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:45,925 That's clean. 443 00:18:46,025 --> 00:18:48,394 [ Laughter ] 444 00:18:48,494 --> 00:18:54,000 ♪♪ 445 00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:55,267 [ Farts ] 446 00:18:55,368 --> 00:19:02,775 ♪♪ 447 00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:04,110 Ribeiro: Hold on. 448 00:19:04,210 --> 00:19:06,712 [ Laughs ] She's not done yet. 449 00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:11,183 ♪♪ 450 00:19:11,283 --> 00:19:12,885 [ Farts ] 451 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,820 [ Woman laughs ] 452 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:21,861 ♪♪ 453 00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:24,430 Sometimes television is thought-provoking. 454 00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:26,699 It makes you question your place in the universe 455 00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:29,168 and ponder the meaning of human existence. 456 00:19:29,268 --> 00:19:31,837 Sometimes television is a bunch of cute animals 457 00:19:31,937 --> 00:19:34,106 wearing people clothes set to silly music. 458 00:19:34,206 --> 00:19:37,076 Yeah. Both have their place. 459 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:38,477 We salute... 460 00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:47,353 ♪♪ 461 00:19:47,453 --> 00:19:48,721 [ Laughter ] 462 00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:57,997 ♪♪ 463 00:19:58,097 --> 00:20:07,273 ♪♪ 464 00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:16,549 ♪♪ 465 00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:18,451 Woman: Play in the snow. [ Laughs ] 466 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:27,293 ♪♪ 467 00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:31,464 ♪♪ 468 00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:36,135 [ Cheers and applause ] 469 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,536 Before smartphones, 470 00:20:37,636 --> 00:20:39,138 if your kid said something funny, 471 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,240 you'd have to try and remember what they said 472 00:20:41,340 --> 00:20:42,641 and then write it down. 473 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:45,878 Inevitably, arguments would ensue over what exactly was said 474 00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:47,213 and when they said it. 475 00:20:47,313 --> 00:20:49,949 Nowadays, sure, there are still plenty of arguments, 476 00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:51,684 but when it comes to what little Petey's 477 00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:53,219 first words actually were, 478 00:20:53,319 --> 00:20:56,689 all you have to say is, "Let's go to the tape." 479 00:20:58,224 --> 00:21:00,526 Woman: Grandma came from her mommy's belly. 480 00:21:03,829 --> 00:21:04,797 [ Laughs ] She -- 481 00:21:04,897 --> 00:21:05,898 She's like this big. 482 00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:07,333 Yes, Grandma grew up, 483 00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:09,735 but she still started as a baby like you did. 484 00:21:14,406 --> 00:21:16,876 She was not a fully big grown-up. 485 00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:25,851 There is evidence of when she was tiny. 486 00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:28,120 She's got pictures of when she was a baby. 487 00:21:30,356 --> 00:21:32,992 Yes, she does. No, she don't. 488 00:21:33,092 --> 00:21:34,226 Woman #2: I-I was a baby, 489 00:21:34,326 --> 00:21:36,629 and I've got pictures of me when I was a baby. 490 00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:40,699 [ Laughs ] Seriously! 491 00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:44,203 Man: Sissy, are you freakin' cute? 492 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:45,437 Are you -- 493 00:21:45,538 --> 00:21:46,539 Are you freakin' cute? 494 00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:48,174 Woman: Say, "I'm adorable." 495 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:51,844 Okay. [ Laughs ] 496 00:21:53,379 --> 00:21:55,414 [ Babbling ] 497 00:22:09,428 --> 00:22:10,830 Woman: [ Laughs ] [ Squeals ] 498 00:22:10,930 --> 00:22:13,265 When'd you get so big, sister girl? 499 00:22:14,433 --> 00:22:17,002 Today? [ Laughs ] 500 00:22:17,102 --> 00:22:19,104 May can I have a corn dog, please? 501 00:22:19,205 --> 00:22:23,876 Woman: No. "May I have a corn dog, please?" May... 502 00:22:23,976 --> 00:22:25,544 May can I have a corn dog, please? 503 00:22:25,644 --> 00:22:26,946 Okay. No "can." 504 00:22:27,046 --> 00:22:29,715 "May I have a corn dog, please?" 505 00:22:29,815 --> 00:22:33,219 Okay. May can I have a corn dog, please? 506 00:22:33,319 --> 00:22:35,988 Okay. So take away the "can." 507 00:22:36,088 --> 00:22:37,790 "May..." May... 508 00:22:37,890 --> 00:22:39,391 "...I..." ...I... 509 00:22:39,491 --> 00:22:40,392 "...have..." ...have... 510 00:22:40,492 --> 00:22:41,927 a corn dog, please? 511 00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:43,963 Okay, say it all together now. 512 00:22:44,063 --> 00:22:45,898 May... 513 00:22:45,998 --> 00:22:47,299 I... 514 00:22:47,399 --> 00:22:48,767 have a corn dog, please? 515 00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:51,203 Okay, so what are you gonna say when you go to the window? 516 00:22:51,303 --> 00:22:53,906 May can I have a corn dog, please? 517 00:22:54,607 --> 00:22:56,375 That's your eyes. 518 00:22:56,475 --> 00:22:58,377 Eyes. 519 00:22:58,477 --> 00:22:59,378 Ears. 520 00:22:59,478 --> 00:23:00,379 Ears. 521 00:23:00,479 --> 00:23:01,313 Mouth. 522 00:23:01,413 --> 00:23:02,615 Mouth. 523 00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:04,383 Nose. Nose. 524 00:23:04,483 --> 00:23:05,818 Hair. 525 00:23:05,918 --> 00:23:08,254 Hair. 526 00:23:08,354 --> 00:23:09,288 Boobies. 527 00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:11,357 Boobies. [ Laughs ] 528 00:23:11,457 --> 00:23:12,625 [ Applause ] 529 00:23:15,828 --> 00:23:20,432 Ribeiro: And now an "AFV" Public Squirrel Announcement. 530 00:23:20,532 --> 00:23:21,901 If... 531 00:23:21,967 --> 00:23:26,038 If you ever meet a squirrel and if you ever made it mad, 532 00:23:26,138 --> 00:23:29,008 it might get so mad, and it might do this. 533 00:23:29,108 --> 00:23:30,509 It hurted my mother. 534 00:23:30,609 --> 00:23:32,378 And it was so rude. 535 00:23:32,478 --> 00:23:33,946 If you ever meet a squirrel, 536 00:23:34,046 --> 00:23:35,881 and -- and it got angry, 537 00:23:35,981 --> 00:23:39,385 make sure to make it happy, not angry. 538 00:23:39,485 --> 00:23:42,054 Like, my mother tried to fight it, 539 00:23:42,154 --> 00:23:44,423 but the squirrel win 540 00:23:44,523 --> 00:23:47,459 and made her fall off the stairs. 541 00:23:47,559 --> 00:23:50,496 So make sure this doesn't happen to you. 542 00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:52,564 Report. 543 00:23:52,665 --> 00:23:56,235 Ribeiro: This has been an "AFV" Public Squirrel Announcement. 544 00:23:56,335 --> 00:23:59,004 We hope you learned a thing or two. 545 00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:00,639 [ Cheers and applause ] 546 00:24:00,739 --> 00:24:02,875 Strong couples stick together. 547 00:24:02,975 --> 00:24:06,211 They also stick to mustard, ketchup, and chocolate syrup 548 00:24:06,312 --> 00:24:07,680 when their partner pushes their face 549 00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:10,783 onto a pillow covered in flour after they lose a round 550 00:24:10,883 --> 00:24:13,752 of the "Rock, Paper, Scissors Challenge." 551 00:24:13,852 --> 00:24:14,753 Go. 552 00:24:14,853 --> 00:24:16,221 Woman: Reggie, come here. 553 00:24:16,322 --> 00:24:19,158 -Yeah! -Yeah! 554 00:24:19,258 --> 00:24:21,260 [ Laughter ] 555 00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:24,563 -Okay, go -- go for it. -Go! Go! 556 00:24:25,364 --> 00:24:28,400 -Oh! -Oh! 557 00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:30,469 Child: Daddy's all flour-y. 558 00:24:30,569 --> 00:24:32,104 Oh! Aah! 559 00:24:32,204 --> 00:24:34,707 [ Laughter ] Woman #2: Oh! 560 00:24:37,042 --> 00:24:38,744 Thanks. Whoa. 561 00:24:38,844 --> 00:24:40,479 Ready? Uh-huh. 562 00:24:41,947 --> 00:24:43,916 Oh! Yes! 563 00:24:44,016 --> 00:24:46,719 -Ohh! -Ohh! 564 00:24:48,454 --> 00:24:49,355 [ Gags ] 565 00:24:49,455 --> 00:24:51,090 -Ohh! -Oh! 566 00:24:51,190 --> 00:24:52,191 Girl: Too much. I'm gagging. 567 00:24:52,291 --> 00:24:54,226 [ Laughter ] No. 568 00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:55,461 Man: Come on. 569 00:24:56,528 --> 00:24:59,965 -Oh! -Oh! 570 00:25:00,065 --> 00:25:01,800 Woman: Ohh! 571 00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:04,103 Go. No. 572 00:25:04,203 --> 00:25:05,304 Yes. 573 00:25:09,408 --> 00:25:11,243 [ Laughter, group cheering ] 574 00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:15,848 ♪♪ 575 00:25:15,948 --> 00:25:17,082 -You guys ready? -No! 576 00:25:17,182 --> 00:25:19,418 [ Group cheering ] 577 00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:22,488 ♪♪ 578 00:25:22,588 --> 00:25:25,991 It's time to put an end to my self-analysis paralysis 579 00:25:26,091 --> 00:25:30,195 and try to ascertain if all is right with my brain. 580 00:25:30,295 --> 00:25:33,732 Maybe good decisions have gone out of style or... 581 00:25:36,001 --> 00:25:37,803 Maybe I'm nuts... 582 00:25:37,903 --> 00:25:40,105 but when it comes to bros celebrating, 583 00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:42,808 I think the high five is still the best option. 584 00:25:42,908 --> 00:25:44,977 ♪♪ 585 00:25:48,781 --> 00:25:50,949 Man: Whoo-hoo-hoo! [ Shouts indistinctly ] 586 00:25:53,152 --> 00:25:55,654 Ohh! Oh! 587 00:25:56,955 --> 00:25:59,925 Call me crazy, but I think the only thing the mail lady 588 00:26:00,025 --> 00:26:03,429 should deliver to your front door is the mail. 589 00:26:06,899 --> 00:26:09,068 [ Laughter, audience "ohhs" ] 590 00:26:12,604 --> 00:26:15,441 [ Lid opens, closes ] 591 00:26:19,812 --> 00:26:21,547 [ Laughter ] 592 00:26:23,449 --> 00:26:25,150 [ Crash ] 593 00:26:28,687 --> 00:26:29,988 Color me bonkers, 594 00:26:30,089 --> 00:26:34,093 but not everything is a good umbrella substitute. 595 00:26:37,996 --> 00:26:40,332 Man: That's a funny-looking ghost. 596 00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:42,801 [ Clears throat ] 597 00:26:45,771 --> 00:26:47,506 [ Laughs ] 598 00:26:49,241 --> 00:26:50,709 I might be alone on this, 599 00:26:50,809 --> 00:26:53,779 but when I run around wearing virtual reality goggles, 600 00:26:53,879 --> 00:26:57,850 I don't do it near appliances with glass doors. 601 00:26:57,950 --> 00:26:58,851 Aaaah! 602 00:26:58,951 --> 00:27:00,219 [ Thud ] Ooh! 603 00:27:02,321 --> 00:27:04,022 Woman: What was that? [ Laughs ] 604 00:27:04,123 --> 00:27:05,824 What was that? 605 00:27:05,924 --> 00:27:08,827 Oh...my...God! 606 00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:11,797 Ribeiro: This has been... 607 00:27:11,897 --> 00:27:14,366 [ Cheers and applause ] 608 00:27:14,466 --> 00:27:17,536 Halloween is over, but we have a few leftover scares, 609 00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:19,972 which is just as cool as having some leftover candy. 610 00:27:20,072 --> 00:27:24,343 Yeah. Actually, no, no. Nothing is as cool as leftover candy. 611 00:27:24,443 --> 00:27:25,744 My kids'll tell ya. 612 00:27:25,844 --> 00:27:27,880 [ Camille Saint-Saens' "Danse Macabre" plays ] 613 00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:29,381 [ Screams ] 614 00:27:30,215 --> 00:27:31,884 Aaaaahhh! 615 00:27:32,017 --> 00:27:33,051 Aah! Aah! 616 00:27:33,785 --> 00:27:35,354 Boo! Aah! 617 00:27:35,454 --> 00:27:36,622 [ Laughs ] 618 00:27:36,722 --> 00:27:39,858 ♪♪ 619 00:27:39,958 --> 00:27:40,859 [ Dog barks ] 620 00:27:40,959 --> 00:27:42,394 ♪♪ 621 00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:44,496 -Aah! -Aah! 622 00:27:44,596 --> 00:27:46,131 ♪♪ 623 00:27:46,231 --> 00:27:48,100 Aah! Aah! [ Shouts indistinctly ] 624 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:49,968 ♪♪ 625 00:27:50,068 --> 00:27:51,670 Aah! 626 00:27:51,770 --> 00:27:53,338 ♪♪ 627 00:27:53,438 --> 00:27:55,073 [ Evil laughter ] 628 00:27:55,174 --> 00:27:56,775 ♪♪ 629 00:27:56,875 --> 00:27:58,710 Boo! [ Laughs ] Aah! 630 00:28:00,279 --> 00:28:02,281 Surprise! Aah! 631 00:28:02,381 --> 00:28:04,283 ♪♪ 632 00:28:04,383 --> 00:28:05,784 [ Man snarls ] Aaaahhh! 633 00:28:05,884 --> 00:28:06,985 ♪♪ 634 00:28:07,085 --> 00:28:09,154 [ Woman growls ] Aaahh! 635 00:28:10,856 --> 00:28:12,324 [ Screams ] 636 00:28:13,358 --> 00:28:14,326 [ Vacuum whirring ] 637 00:28:14,426 --> 00:28:16,762 Man: Aah! Aaah! 638 00:28:17,696 --> 00:28:19,198 Aaah! Aaaahh! 639 00:28:19,298 --> 00:28:20,365 Child: Mom! 640 00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:23,769 -Whoa! -Aaah! 641 00:28:25,604 --> 00:28:27,306 [ Screams ] 642 00:28:27,406 --> 00:28:30,842 ♪♪ 643 00:28:30,943 --> 00:28:32,144 Got a funny video? 644 00:28:32,244 --> 00:28:34,746 Upload it to AFV.com. 645 00:28:34,846 --> 00:28:36,715 ♪♪ 646 00:28:39,117 --> 00:28:42,921 ♪♪ 647 00:28:43,021 --> 00:28:45,157 Did you ever watch "Jeopardy!" and think, 648 00:28:45,257 --> 00:28:47,693 "Man, these eggheads are making me feel dumb"? 649 00:28:47,793 --> 00:28:50,229 Well, the opposite of eggheads are boneheads, 650 00:28:50,329 --> 00:28:54,199 and they're here just in time to make you feel smart. 651 00:28:54,299 --> 00:28:56,902 Hey, this was my Christmas present two years ago. 652 00:28:57,002 --> 00:28:59,037 Y'all want to see the improvement in on me? 653 00:28:59,137 --> 00:29:00,706 Well, watch out, Memaw. Here she go. 654 00:29:00,806 --> 00:29:01,773 [ Grunting ] 655 00:29:01,873 --> 00:29:04,476 Boy: Oh, yeah, this is not good. 656 00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:06,144 Rear naked choke! 657 00:29:06,245 --> 00:29:09,748 Ribeiro: Wow. If this is her after all that improvement, 658 00:29:09,848 --> 00:29:12,818 I can only imagine how bad she used to be. 659 00:29:12,918 --> 00:29:14,086 Woman: Ooh! [ Thud ] 660 00:29:14,186 --> 00:29:16,321 Oh, my God! Oh! 661 00:29:17,356 --> 00:29:19,558 I'm gonna jump on my bed because I'm bored. 662 00:29:19,658 --> 00:29:21,893 Ribeiro: You know, there are worse fates than being bored. 663 00:29:21,994 --> 00:29:24,296 Young woman: Ooh. [ Glass shatters ] 664 00:29:24,396 --> 00:29:25,697 Woman: What was that?! 665 00:29:25,797 --> 00:29:27,566 ♪♪ 666 00:29:27,666 --> 00:29:29,601 [ Grunting ] 667 00:29:32,237 --> 00:29:34,740 Ribeiro: Part dolly, part catapult. 668 00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:37,175 Ooh! Whoo-ooh! 669 00:29:38,844 --> 00:29:40,545 [ Indistinct conversations ] 670 00:29:43,048 --> 00:29:45,484 [ Whimpers ] I'm scared. 671 00:29:45,584 --> 00:29:47,252 Just do it! 672 00:29:47,352 --> 00:29:50,255 I have no -- I have no upper body stre-- 673 00:29:50,355 --> 00:29:51,623 Go! 674 00:29:51,723 --> 00:29:52,824 [ Screams ] 675 00:29:52,924 --> 00:29:55,093 [ Boy laughs ] 676 00:29:56,361 --> 00:29:58,897 Woman: I'm not sure how this is supposed to work. 677 00:30:01,266 --> 00:30:02,734 [ Laughs ] 678 00:30:02,834 --> 00:30:09,408 ♪♪ 679 00:30:09,508 --> 00:30:11,576 [ Laughs ] 680 00:30:11,677 --> 00:30:13,312 Ribeiro: I don't know who designed that trailer 681 00:30:13,412 --> 00:30:16,682 so it blocks the car doors when you get the car on it, 682 00:30:16,782 --> 00:30:18,150 but I'm glad they did. 683 00:30:18,250 --> 00:30:20,352 Woman #2: [ Speaks indistinctly ] 684 00:30:20,452 --> 00:30:22,287 Woman #1: [ Laughs ] 685 00:30:24,990 --> 00:30:26,591 [ Horn honks ] 686 00:30:26,692 --> 00:30:28,493 [ Laughing ] 687 00:30:28,593 --> 00:30:34,700 ♪♪ 688 00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:36,768 [ Laughing ] 689 00:30:36,868 --> 00:30:37,936 Oh, my gosh. 690 00:30:38,036 --> 00:30:39,938 Girl: That one doesn't have a handle on that one. 691 00:30:40,038 --> 00:30:41,340 There's no handle. 692 00:30:42,574 --> 00:30:44,843 Ribeiro: Yep, that's manure. 693 00:30:44,943 --> 00:30:46,845 I got this. 694 00:30:46,945 --> 00:30:48,680 Ooh! Ugh! 695 00:30:48,780 --> 00:30:49,881 Ohh! 696 00:30:49,981 --> 00:30:52,484 ♪♪ 697 00:30:54,519 --> 00:30:56,221 Get ready to boop some snoots. 698 00:30:56,321 --> 00:30:58,790 We're going to the Dog Park. 699 00:30:58,890 --> 00:31:00,659 [ Dog barking ] 700 00:31:00,759 --> 00:31:04,029 Woman: I went outside to get my spatula 701 00:31:04,129 --> 00:31:08,433 that I used to make burgers the other day, 702 00:31:08,533 --> 00:31:09,868 and this is how I found it. 703 00:31:09,968 --> 00:31:13,238 And I can't seem to figure out who might have done this. 704 00:31:13,338 --> 00:31:15,941 Olive, come here. 705 00:31:16,041 --> 00:31:17,676 What's this? 706 00:31:20,579 --> 00:31:21,847 [ Speaks indistinctly ] 707 00:31:21,947 --> 00:31:24,716 Get your ball. Go! 708 00:31:24,816 --> 00:31:26,451 Go get your ball. 709 00:31:27,252 --> 00:31:28,987 [ Laughs ] 710 00:31:29,087 --> 00:31:32,858 ♪♪ 711 00:31:32,958 --> 00:31:35,293 Woman: Cocoa, Cocoa. 712 00:31:35,394 --> 00:31:37,763 It's time for Noah to -- [ Cocoa barks ] 713 00:31:37,863 --> 00:31:39,331 It's time. [ Cocoa whines ] 714 00:31:39,431 --> 00:31:40,799 No. He needs to -- [ Cocoa barks ] 715 00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:42,667 Cocoa. [ Cocoa whines ] 716 00:31:42,768 --> 00:31:45,570 He needs to go to school. 717 00:31:45,670 --> 00:31:46,738 Cocoa. 718 00:31:46,838 --> 00:31:48,440 [ Cocoa whimpers ] 719 00:31:51,810 --> 00:31:53,478 Honey, Noah has -- [ Cocoa whines ] 720 00:31:53,578 --> 00:31:56,915 Noah has to go to school. 721 00:31:57,015 --> 00:31:58,517 It's time to get ready. 722 00:31:58,617 --> 00:32:00,018 [ Cocoa barks, growls ] 723 00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:03,321 Woman: [ Laughs ] 724 00:32:03,422 --> 00:32:04,656 I'm videoing it. 725 00:32:04,756 --> 00:32:06,825 Ribeiro: Of course he's having trouble with that box. 726 00:32:06,925 --> 00:32:08,226 He's not a boxer. 727 00:32:08,326 --> 00:32:12,063 Woman: He's running into the walls because he can't see. 728 00:32:12,164 --> 00:32:14,833 Exactly. He knocked my lamp down. 729 00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:20,105 ♪♪ 730 00:32:20,205 --> 00:32:22,174 Ribeiro: He's good at the doggy paddle, 731 00:32:22,274 --> 00:32:24,176 but not the doggy paddleboard. 732 00:32:24,276 --> 00:32:26,111 [ Woman laughs ] 733 00:32:26,211 --> 00:32:28,847 ♪♪ 734 00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:30,749 [ Dog barks ] 735 00:32:30,849 --> 00:32:33,351 Dogs and cats aren't always enemies. 736 00:32:33,452 --> 00:32:35,220 Sometimes they're the perfect team. 737 00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:40,091 ♪♪ 738 00:32:40,192 --> 00:32:44,596 Man: Well, it looks like my dog played "Uno" today. 739 00:32:44,696 --> 00:32:49,401 He played "Candy Land." 740 00:32:49,501 --> 00:32:51,403 Huh. 741 00:32:51,503 --> 00:32:52,938 I wonder where he is. 742 00:32:53,038 --> 00:32:54,873 Ooh. [ Laughs ] 743 00:32:56,107 --> 00:32:57,909 What do you think, Gizmo? 744 00:32:58,009 --> 00:33:00,979 Did you play "Candy Land" today? 745 00:33:01,079 --> 00:33:02,380 Did you win? 746 00:33:02,481 --> 00:33:03,615 No? 747 00:33:03,715 --> 00:33:06,551 ♪♪ 748 00:33:08,553 --> 00:33:10,422 Animals are a lot like people. 749 00:33:10,522 --> 00:33:13,191 They think, they feel, and they enjoy a nice snack 750 00:33:13,291 --> 00:33:16,094 1 or 2 hours before dinner. Nothing too heavy. Yep. 751 00:33:16,194 --> 00:33:19,331 But unlike us, they don't know when they look silly on video. 752 00:33:19,431 --> 00:33:21,833 And if that video happens to win 20 grand, 753 00:33:21,933 --> 00:33:24,769 they won't try to get their paws on any of that sweet cash. 754 00:33:24,870 --> 00:33:28,106 Advantage -- humans! 755 00:33:28,206 --> 00:33:32,010 ♪♪ 756 00:33:32,110 --> 00:33:33,979 Oh, don't chase me again. 757 00:33:34,079 --> 00:33:35,046 Oh! 758 00:33:35,146 --> 00:33:37,249 Ribeiro: Ooh, she's a brave one. 759 00:33:37,349 --> 00:33:39,918 What is that chicken -- 4 whole pounds? 760 00:33:40,018 --> 00:33:41,553 [ Chicken clucking ] 761 00:33:41,653 --> 00:33:44,489 She just invented a new chicken dance. 762 00:33:44,589 --> 00:33:45,924 Hmm. She's gonna pick up 763 00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:47,659 some chicken nuggets at the drive-through 764 00:33:47,759 --> 00:33:50,161 to taste some sweet revenge. 765 00:33:51,296 --> 00:33:53,665 Man: George and Jack, the great lizard hunters. 766 00:33:53,765 --> 00:33:55,133 George, how did you catch this one? 767 00:33:55,233 --> 00:33:57,002 With my bare hands. Wow. 768 00:33:57,102 --> 00:33:58,670 I got to show Mom. 769 00:33:58,770 --> 00:34:01,439 Aaah! It bites! 770 00:34:01,540 --> 00:34:03,942 [ Pig snorting ] 771 00:34:06,444 --> 00:34:07,612 Ribeiro: It's a pig in a pool, 772 00:34:07,712 --> 00:34:10,348 but not for long. 773 00:34:10,448 --> 00:34:12,317 [ Man laughs ] 774 00:34:12,417 --> 00:34:15,987 ♪♪ 775 00:34:16,087 --> 00:34:20,258 [ Laughter ] 776 00:34:20,358 --> 00:34:24,863 Hmm. I bet they don't see a lot of shadow puppets in Antarctica. 777 00:34:27,065 --> 00:34:29,267 Woman: Oh, my God. 778 00:34:29,367 --> 00:34:30,635 We need to leave. 779 00:34:33,171 --> 00:34:36,942 Is that a mama bear and her cub eating your doughnuts? 780 00:34:37,042 --> 00:34:39,044 So, seriously, what do we need to do? 781 00:34:39,144 --> 00:34:40,312 [ Speaks indistinctly ] 782 00:34:40,412 --> 00:34:41,880 Well, bears are cute and cuddly. 783 00:34:41,980 --> 00:34:43,448 I'm sure you'll be fine. 784 00:34:43,548 --> 00:34:44,749 No, we can't... 785 00:34:44,849 --> 00:34:46,084 Just kiddin'. 786 00:34:46,184 --> 00:34:48,186 You're just gonna have to move... 787 00:34:48,286 --> 00:34:50,055 and get more doughnuts. 788 00:34:52,157 --> 00:34:53,592 [ Pounding ] 789 00:34:53,692 --> 00:34:56,595 Not to be "that guy," but if I came home to this, 790 00:34:56,695 --> 00:34:58,630 I'd just leave and never come back. 791 00:34:58,730 --> 00:35:00,665 [ Pounding continues ] 792 00:35:00,765 --> 00:35:10,008 ♪♪ 793 00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:12,277 Does your dog have a favorite word? 794 00:35:12,377 --> 00:35:14,045 Yes. Does your pup perk up 795 00:35:14,145 --> 00:35:17,115 when he hears words like "treat," "walk," or "squirrel"? 796 00:35:17,215 --> 00:35:19,884 Well, there's a great new way to get a funny reaction 797 00:35:19,985 --> 00:35:21,319 from your canine cutie. 798 00:35:21,419 --> 00:35:23,154 And it's tonight's "Assignment America." 799 00:35:23,254 --> 00:35:25,957 We call it "A Dog's Favorite Words Challenge." 800 00:35:26,057 --> 00:35:29,594 Here's Sheena and Sunit to show you how it's done. 801 00:35:29,694 --> 00:35:31,529 Hi. I'm Sheena. And I'm Sunit. 802 00:35:31,630 --> 00:35:33,465 And this is Sapphie. To do this challenge, 803 00:35:33,565 --> 00:35:35,967 say your dog's favorite words, record their reaction, 804 00:35:36,067 --> 00:35:38,570 and upload it to AFV.com. Like this. 805 00:35:42,173 --> 00:35:45,210 Yeah, we can get peanut butter. 806 00:35:45,310 --> 00:35:47,479 Are you sure you don't want to go for a walk? 807 00:35:49,914 --> 00:35:52,050 Just grab your phone and tell a fun story 808 00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:54,285 that's likely to grab your pooch's attention. 809 00:35:54,386 --> 00:35:55,720 Yeah, we can get peanut butter. 810 00:35:55,820 --> 00:35:57,756 A video of your funny Fido phone call 811 00:35:57,856 --> 00:35:59,858 could win you $20,000 or even $100,000. 812 00:35:59,958 --> 00:36:01,993 Just upload the video to AFV.com. 813 00:36:02,093 --> 00:36:04,295 For full contest rules, log on to AFV.com. 814 00:36:04,396 --> 00:36:05,997 With "A Dog's Favorite Word Challenge," 815 00:36:06,097 --> 00:36:07,298 there's no one on the other end, 816 00:36:07,399 --> 00:36:10,035 but that doesn't matter to man's best friend. 817 00:36:12,404 --> 00:36:14,739 [ Cheers and applause ] 818 00:36:14,839 --> 00:36:17,776 We've seen lots of videos, but it's time to be frank. 819 00:36:17,876 --> 00:36:20,245 Some of them are about to put money in the bank. 820 00:36:20,345 --> 00:36:22,013 So let's meet our finalists. 821 00:36:22,113 --> 00:36:25,383 First up, she's excited as heck and can't seem to hide it, 822 00:36:25,483 --> 00:36:27,886 but her boyfriend just wants her to be quiet. 823 00:36:27,986 --> 00:36:29,888 It's "V. R. We Having Fun Yet?" 824 00:36:29,988 --> 00:36:33,725 sent in by Connor Roberts from Mesa, Arizona. 825 00:36:35,827 --> 00:36:38,430 [ Screams ] 826 00:36:38,530 --> 00:36:40,498 [ Screaming ] 827 00:36:44,402 --> 00:36:46,004 Don't comfort her. Mnh-mnh. 828 00:36:46,104 --> 00:36:50,341 Just try to limit how much she embarrasses you in public. 829 00:36:50,442 --> 00:36:54,212 Joining us are Connor, Mike, Tamara, and Jade. 830 00:36:54,312 --> 00:36:56,848 Now, Tamara, when Connor and Mike asked you 831 00:36:56,948 --> 00:36:59,784 if you wanted to try the V. R. roller coaster, 832 00:36:59,884 --> 00:37:01,486 what did you say? 833 00:37:01,586 --> 00:37:04,723 Well, first off, you can kind of tell I'm expressive 834 00:37:04,823 --> 00:37:06,357 and a little bit energetic. No! 835 00:37:06,458 --> 00:37:08,226 But I said, "I'm afraid of heights, 836 00:37:08,326 --> 00:37:10,695 and I'm afraid of roller coasters." 837 00:37:10,795 --> 00:37:12,464 But then we were in a little arcade, 838 00:37:12,564 --> 00:37:14,399 and this bench was bolted to the floor. 839 00:37:14,499 --> 00:37:17,168 So what could be so bad, right? 840 00:37:17,268 --> 00:37:19,170 Well, I'll tell you, it was pretty good for us. 841 00:37:19,270 --> 00:37:21,639 You know what I mean? Good luck, guys. 842 00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:23,575 -Thanks. -Thank you. 843 00:37:23,675 --> 00:37:26,010 Next up, a little girl is in a whirl 844 00:37:26,111 --> 00:37:29,180 'cause her mom was frightened by an unhappy squirrel. 845 00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:30,882 It's "Riled Up About Rodents," 846 00:37:30,982 --> 00:37:33,952 sent in by Josefina Ceja-Arteaga 847 00:37:34,052 --> 00:37:36,588 from Elmhurst, Illinois. 848 00:37:36,688 --> 00:37:38,089 If you ever meet a squirrel, 849 00:37:38,189 --> 00:37:39,691 and -- and it got angry, 850 00:37:39,791 --> 00:37:43,394 make sure to make it happy, not angry. 851 00:37:43,495 --> 00:37:45,897 Like, my mother tried to fight it, 852 00:37:45,997 --> 00:37:48,633 but the squirrel win 853 00:37:48,733 --> 00:37:51,169 and made her fall off the stairs. 854 00:37:51,269 --> 00:37:54,572 So make sure this doesn't happen to you. 855 00:37:54,672 --> 00:37:55,907 Report. 856 00:37:56,007 --> 00:38:00,378 Joining us are Josefina, Salvador, Renata, and Ivanna. 857 00:38:00,478 --> 00:38:02,380 Now, Josefina, 858 00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:05,083 why did you get into a fight with a squirrel? 859 00:38:05,517 --> 00:38:07,085 Uh, um... 860 00:38:07,185 --> 00:38:09,354 it's hard to explain. Can I explain? 861 00:38:09,454 --> 00:38:11,556 Yes, you may. 862 00:38:11,656 --> 00:38:14,225 Um, so, you know, 863 00:38:14,325 --> 00:38:16,928 it -- it was a pretty long time ago. 864 00:38:17,028 --> 00:38:20,865 And I thought fighting the squirrel would be a bad idea. 865 00:38:20,965 --> 00:38:24,335 I-I tried it when I was a baby, but it was -- 866 00:38:24,435 --> 00:38:27,772 But I fell. I fell on my butt. 867 00:38:27,872 --> 00:38:29,974 Okay. That -- That was a wonderful explanation. 868 00:38:30,074 --> 00:38:33,711 Well, hopefully America will listen to Renata's PSA, 869 00:38:33,812 --> 00:38:36,481 and we'll put an end to these kind of squirrel encounters. 870 00:38:36,581 --> 00:38:38,049 Okay? 871 00:38:38,149 --> 00:38:41,586 -Right. -All right. Good luck, guys. 872 00:38:41,686 --> 00:38:44,889 And finally, here's a guy who feels like a dodo. 873 00:38:44,989 --> 00:38:48,126 When his car doors are blocked, he crawls out the window. 874 00:38:48,226 --> 00:38:51,696 It's "Trapped on the Trailer," sent in by Ginger Hildebrand 875 00:38:51,796 --> 00:38:54,065 from Maryville, Tennessee. 876 00:38:54,165 --> 00:38:56,034 I don't know who designed that trailer 877 00:38:56,134 --> 00:38:59,204 so it blocks the car doors when you get the car on it, 878 00:38:59,304 --> 00:39:01,139 but I'm glad they did. 879 00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:03,308 Woman: [ Speaks indistinctly ] 880 00:39:03,408 --> 00:39:05,877 Woman #2: [ Laughs ] 881 00:39:07,545 --> 00:39:08,780 [ Horn honks ] 882 00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:10,882 [ Laughing ] 883 00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:14,786 Joining us are Ginger, Mark, and Domanic. 884 00:39:14,886 --> 00:39:16,588 Now, Ginger, when your husband 885 00:39:16,688 --> 00:39:18,189 realized he was trapped in the car, 886 00:39:18,289 --> 00:39:22,393 how quickly did you realize that this was an "AFV" moment? 887 00:39:22,493 --> 00:39:25,363 As soon as I saw him trying to get out of the sunroof, 888 00:39:25,463 --> 00:39:28,266 I was like, "I have got to get my phone." 889 00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:29,934 You know, he's a pretty large man. 890 00:39:30,001 --> 00:39:32,437 And seeing somebody climb out of a -- a car 891 00:39:32,537 --> 00:39:35,640 any which way is a video moment. 892 00:39:35,740 --> 00:39:36,908 It was a great video moment. 893 00:39:37,008 --> 00:39:38,343 I thought he was gonna try to go out the sunroof. 894 00:39:38,443 --> 00:39:40,278 But, you know, we're glad he tried the door window. 895 00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:42,680 Wasn't gonna work. Wasn't gonna work. 896 00:39:42,780 --> 00:39:45,250 Listen, not only did you save money 897 00:39:45,350 --> 00:39:49,487 by towing the car yourself -- You might actually win 20 grand. 898 00:39:49,587 --> 00:39:50,688 -All right. -Whoo-hoo! 899 00:39:50,788 --> 00:39:53,324 Yeah. All right. Good luck, guys. 900 00:39:53,424 --> 00:39:54,425 All right. We're gonna find out 901 00:39:54,525 --> 00:39:56,027 who takes home the cash in just a minute. 902 00:39:56,127 --> 00:39:57,929 But first, let's take a look at some of the clips 903 00:39:58,029 --> 00:39:59,430 that didn't make our top three 904 00:39:59,530 --> 00:40:01,966 in tonight's "Honorable Mention." 905 00:40:02,066 --> 00:40:04,369 [ Dramatic music plays ] 906 00:40:04,469 --> 00:40:09,807 ♪♪ 907 00:40:09,908 --> 00:40:15,246 ♪♪ 908 00:40:15,346 --> 00:40:17,448 High-pitched voice: Yee-haw! 909 00:40:17,548 --> 00:40:20,084 ♪♪ 910 00:40:20,184 --> 00:40:22,153 [ Screaming ] 911 00:40:22,253 --> 00:40:25,657 ♪♪ 912 00:40:25,757 --> 00:40:28,326 [ Whistle blows ] Man: Strike! 913 00:40:28,426 --> 00:40:35,099 ♪♪ 914 00:40:35,199 --> 00:40:37,936 [ Cheers and applause ] 915 00:40:38,036 --> 00:40:40,471 Okay. It's time to hand out tonight's prizes -- 916 00:40:40,571 --> 00:40:43,074 $20,000 for first, $6,000 for second, 917 00:40:43,174 --> 00:40:44,375 and $4,000 for third. 918 00:40:44,475 --> 00:40:48,813 Here we go. Our third-place, $4,000 winner is... 919 00:40:48,913 --> 00:40:50,415 "Riled Up About Rodents," 920 00:40:50,515 --> 00:40:54,719 sent in by Josefina Ceja -Arteaga from Elmhurst, Illinois. 921 00:40:54,819 --> 00:40:56,754 [ Cheers and applause ] 922 00:40:56,854 --> 00:40:58,523 Thank you. 923 00:40:58,623 --> 00:41:00,992 And the winner of the $20,000 924 00:41:01,092 --> 00:41:04,662 and tonight's funniest home video is... 925 00:41:04,762 --> 00:41:08,032 "Trapped on the Trailer," sent in by Ginger Hildebrand 926 00:41:08,132 --> 00:41:09,267 from Maryville, Tennessee. 927 00:41:09,367 --> 00:41:12,003 We have Mark, Domanic, and Ginger. 928 00:41:12,103 --> 00:41:14,172 Congratulations! 929 00:41:14,272 --> 00:41:15,340 [ Cheers and applause ] 930 00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:18,576 Now, Mark, I have to ask you. 931 00:41:18,676 --> 00:41:21,479 When you tried to open the door and realized, 932 00:41:21,579 --> 00:41:23,481 like, it wasn't going anywhere, 933 00:41:23,581 --> 00:41:25,817 what thought popped into your head? 934 00:41:25,917 --> 00:41:28,319 I-I wa-- I don't know. 935 00:41:28,419 --> 00:41:29,721 It was just kind of, I was trying to get out. 936 00:41:29,821 --> 00:41:31,022 The door wouldn't move. 937 00:41:31,122 --> 00:41:33,291 I tried the passenger door. I went back and forth. 938 00:41:33,391 --> 00:41:34,592 And it just -- I couldn't get out. 939 00:41:34,692 --> 00:41:36,661 It was like, "Great. I'm gonna have to ride 940 00:41:36,761 --> 00:41:38,363 all the way to Memphis in this thing." 941 00:41:38,463 --> 00:41:39,897 So then, the window's open. 942 00:41:39,998 --> 00:41:42,600 "Ah, 'Dukes of Hazzard.'" I'm gonna go for it. 943 00:41:42,700 --> 00:41:43,868 And yeah, yeah, yeah. 944 00:41:43,968 --> 00:41:46,971 [ Laughs ] Well, that was great. You know what? 945 00:41:47,071 --> 00:41:50,908 A little bit of embarrassment just paid off big-time. 946 00:41:51,009 --> 00:41:52,343 Congratulations. 947 00:41:52,443 --> 00:41:56,681 You got $20,000 and a shot at $100,000. 948 00:41:56,781 --> 00:41:58,850 That is awesome. Thank you. 949 00:41:59,851 --> 00:42:01,486 Well, we've come to the end of the road. 950 00:42:01,586 --> 00:42:05,390 It's at the intersection of "the show" and "is over." 951 00:42:05,490 --> 00:42:06,824 We'll see you next time. And don't forget -- 952 00:42:06,924 --> 00:42:08,659 If you upload a video and it airs on the show, 953 00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:10,428 we'll send you an "AFV" T-shirt. 954 00:42:10,528 --> 00:42:11,529 So good night, everybody. 955 00:42:11,629 --> 00:42:13,364 And, remember, send your video to me, 956 00:42:13,464 --> 00:42:15,233 you might win 20 G's. 957 00:42:15,333 --> 00:42:17,435 [ Cheers and applause ] 958 00:42:17,535 --> 00:42:18,469 ♪♪ 959 00:42:18,569 --> 00:42:21,472 -- Captions by VITAC -- 960 00:42:21,572 --> 00:42:29,614 ♪♪ 961 00:42:29,714 --> 00:42:37,822 ♪♪ 962 00:42:37,922 --> 00:42:45,963 ♪♪ 963 00:42:46,064 --> 00:42:54,505 ♪♪