Ribeiro: Here's a taste of tonight's "AFV."
It's calorie-free, but full of laughs.
♪♪
Aah!
What are you doing?
-[ Laughs ] -Hey.
Like that!
[ Birds chirping ]
[ Clank! ]
Surprise! Aah!
[ Whip cracking ]
Oh! [ Woman laughs ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Welcome to...
And now here he is, the host of our show --
Alfonso Ribeiro!
Let's do it, y'all!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Thank you, guys. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Welcome to the show. I hope everyone's doing great.
I know I am, because of all the hard work and preparation
that we put into each show is finally over.
Now comes the easy part, where I just stand here
and tell you about all the funny videos coming down the pike.
Or -- Or is it "pipe"? Like, is it "pike" or "pipe"?
I -- Dang it. [ Laughter ]
I mean, if I can't do something as simple as that,
what hope do the people in our clips have?
Not much, I'm happy to say.
Not much.
Just a relaxing day on the porch.
Oh, my gosh! Guys.
I'm -- I'm out of here. [ Laughs ]
I'm out of here.
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
Girl: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on, dude. Let's go.
[ Chuckles ]
Huh?
Ow! Oh! Oh!
[ Man speaks indistinctly ]
Ribeiro: Two things this lady hates.
Whoa! Look at that thing! Aah!
Bugs and watching where she's going.
Oh. Oh.
Oh, oh. [ Screaming ]
[ Man speaks indistinctly ]
Aah.
You okay?
[ Babbling ]
Woman: Milo and Axel, lay down and take a nap.
[ Birds chirping ]
♪♪
Ribeiro: That was the fifth umbrella he lost this month.
Let me know when you're ready.
Man: Go.
Ohh! [ Laughs ]
♪♪
Ribeiro: Cats. They clean themselves,
but they don't clean up after themselves.
[ Clatter ]
Woman: Good morning.
♪♪
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
Sometimes you'll see a sign at a construction site
that says, "Pardon our dust."
Well, let me tell you, the dust has nothing to apologize for.
But the people actually working on the site,
yeah, they got some explaining to do.
[ Sighs ]
This guy not only lowers the bar --
He lowers the ceiling.
[ Sighs ]
[ Woman screams, laughs ]
♪♪
Ooh-whee.
He could just take it off the hinges.
But where's the fun in that?
[ Woman laughs, gasps ]
[ Glass shattering ]
Woman: Oh. Oh, my gosh.
[ Laughs ]
Did you get that?
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
You should really wait for the deck to be finished
before you start lounging on it.
♪♪
Oh.
Woman: I don't know wh-- How do I stop it?
Does he not know how gravity works?
Okay.
♪♪
Shoulda paid for the professional installation.
Oh!
♪♪
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
Woman: [ Laughs ]
-Ready? -Yep.
Yep. Go.
Ribeiro: He's gonna run through that drywall.
He just forgot what was on the other side.
Go.
Aah!
[ Laughing ] Oh, my God!
[ Man laughs ]
No. Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm great.
[ Laughs ]
The wheel has kept people moving for thousands of years.
But as you can see, sometimes people going from "A" to "B"
deserve a grade just below a "D."
♪ Woke up feeling fresh, so clean ♪
♪ I'm-a show this world who I be ♪
Man: ♪ Who I be
♪ Check's cleared, I just got paid ♪
♪ So no more riding on "E"
♪ No
♪ Turn the bass up, drive with the windows down ♪
♪ And let the fresh air hit my face ♪
♪ That's right
♪ Count your blessings when you're feeling like this ♪
♪ Ain't nothin' gonna ruin my day ♪
Aah! ♪ Thank goodness I'm good
♪ Everything is great, great, great ♪
♪ Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
♪ Everything is great, great, great ♪
♪ Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
♪ Everything is great, great, great ♪
♪ Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
♪ Everything is great, great, great ♪
♪ Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
♪ Count your blessings when you're feeling like this ♪
♪ So alive, and we got another hit ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ Yeah
♪ Count your blessings when you're feeling like this ♪
♪ So alive, and we got another hit ♪
♪ That's why I'm feeling so good ♪
♪ Everything is great, great, great ♪
♪ Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
♪ Everything is great, great, great ♪
♪ Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
♪ Everything is great, great, great ♪
♪ Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
♪ Everything is great, great, great ♪
♪ Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
Do you have a funny video worth $20,000?
What are you waiting for?
Upload it to AFV.com.
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[ Cheers and applause ]
The odds of some things are incredibly small,
like winning the lottery or going to a restaurant
and having your food arrive sooner
than the people at the table next to you,
even though they arrived 15 minutes later
and they have a party of 12
and you're just there with your family.
[ Laughter ]
[ Sighs ] I'm fine.
[ Printer whirring ]
♪♪
It prints it, it faxes, it scans.
It even files.
♪♪
[ Woman laughs ]
[ Indistinct conversations ]
The only way Grandpa can catch a ball
is if he's completely not paying attention.
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
Double the hoops, double your chance of scoring.
♪♪
[ Both laugh ]
Ohh!
♪♪
Ribeiro: Check out the noobs on these tubes.
♪♪
[ Laughter ]
I hope she majored in statistics...
[ Laughs ]
...'cause I want to know what the odds of that are.
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
Woman: [ Laughing ] Magic.
My baby's a witch.
But they're not the best for holding.
They don't like to snuggle, but you can still hold them,
and they'll squa-- Oh!
Woman: Did she just -- She just laid an egg.
[ Laughs ]
Also, she just laid an egg in my lap.
And that's her egg color.
Ribeiro: Impressive.
Woman: Whoo!
She's batting and catching.
♪♪
If people who really love good food are called "foodies,"
wouldn't it make sense for people
who really love good videos to be called "video-ies"?
Hmm? Hmm?
Ponder that as you watch these select artisan videos
carefully chosen for gourmet video connoisseurs
such as yourselves. Hm-hm.
♪♪
Woman: Mm!
[ Laughs ]
Baby!
Okay, we're going down.
♪♪
[ Screams ]
[ Screaming ]
Don't comfort her. Mnh-mnh.
Just try to limit how much she embarrasses you in public.
[ Screaming ]
[ Laughing ]
[ Screaming ]
♪♪
[ Screams ]
[ Kazoo playing ]
Woman: Oh.
If ripped jeans are in fashion...
Oh.
...she's really fashionable.
[ Laughs ]
Milk mustaches are for beginners.
The cool kids are into Parmesan cheese 'staches.
Woman: [ Laughs ]
Beau. I love you.
-Aww. -See them?
Ready? Oh, oh.
[ Man laughs ]
Ribeiro: See if you can guess which grandparent is Brian's favorite.
-Aww. -What are you doing?
-[ Laughs ] -Hey.
Like that! Like that.
Grandpa's the favorite.
♪♪
Woman: You're doing amazing.
Ribeiro: He always wanted to be Batman.
Aah!
[ Laughs ]
He saw "Raiders of the Lost Ark" 10 times.
I bet he'll be good at this.
[ Whip cracking ]
Oh! [ Woman laughs ]
Son of a...
Put your head back. Woman: Keep it back.
Keep it back. You got to concentrate for a few minutes.
Concentrate.
[ Coin thuds ] I did it.
Try it again. Try it again.
Ribeiro: He just put a funnel in your underpants.
Yeah, I'm sure you can totally trust him.
Oh!
[ Laughter ]
Play "Home" -- Wait.
"Funniest Home Videos."
[ Remote clatters ]
Man: Did it perfect, though.
[ Shrieking ]
[ Applause ]
Children: Hey, Alfonso!
Hey, Alfonso. I want to see more food-sneaking videos.
[ Laughter ]
Okay, Sabine, you want to see some food-sneaking videos?
Well, hope these satisfy your appetite.
[ Laughter ]
Here's how you make sure he won't want his food back.
[ Sneezes ]
Woman: Oh, no.
[ Gulls crying ]
This day at the beach is no day at the beach.
[ Gasps ]
[ Gulls crying ]
This prairie dog has a nut.
This prairie dog has a jealous streak.
[ Prairie dogs squeaking ]
Woman: Bear.
You come back here, Bear.
Drop it.
Woman: [ Laughing ]
This is what happens when you leave your soup unattended.
I guess I won't be eating that vegetable soup.
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
[ Babbles ]
Woman: What are you doing?
♪♪
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
It's in your mouth. I can see it.
♪♪
This is for seagulls who are tired
of getting sand in their food.
♪♪
[ Indistinct conversations ]
[ Woman speaks indistinctly ]
♪♪
I mean, come on. He's got a burglar mask.
What were you expecting?
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
I hate when something bad happens and they say,
"I was in the wrong place at the wrong time."
I mean, they should just say
that they were in the wrong place.
I mean, the "wrong time" part is redundant.
However, it is possible to be in the wrong place
at the perfect time. Yeah.
I mean, how do you think we've been on the air for 33 years?
Okay? [ Cheers and applause ]
He found a frog, but he lost his balance.
Man: You're all right. You're all right.
You're all right.
Woman: Don't you be frightened.
You're all right. You're all right.
[ Dog growling ]
[ Growling continues ]
♪♪
[ Dog snarling ]
The only way he's letting go of that cheddar
is if you give him some cheese.
Woman: Want some cheese?
I'm going to drop this water -- basketball and water bottle
and try to catch the water bottle.
[ Woman laughs ]
Everybody in! [ Women screaming ]
Eventually.
Man: Oh, my God. [ Laughs ]
Woman: Oh, I see. [ Laughs ]
Man: He's trying, but he's in the traffic...
I thought the saying was "when pigs fly,"
not "when pigs ride dirt bikes."
Oh, my...
Oh!
Oh! Pig down! Pig down!
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
...my greatest...
Woman: Why are you wearing that?
Because...
♪♪
Sometimes we look back at things we used to do
and wonder, "What were we thinking?"
However, the Ice Bucket Challenge was one fad
that had a purpose -- to raise money for ALS,
and the money raised actually led to significant breakthroughs
in the fight against the disease.
So here are some people who raised money
and lowered their temperature.
Get ready to roll back the calendar.
It's "Fads of Yesteryear."
The Ice Bucket Challenge helped find a cure
and helped people find out water is heavy.
♪♪
No, wait!
[ Laughs ]
I'm starting over.
Aah!
[ Laughs ]
It's the Ice Bucket Challenge,
not the Ice Garbage Can Challenge.
Back a little bit.
Oh! Oh!
♪♪
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
Aah! Aah!
[ Laughs ]
Girl: 1, 2, 3. Do it!
[ Audience "awws" ]
You want me to do it?
[ Crying ] I changed my mind!
Just do it, Avery.
[ Crying ] Noooo!
Why not?
[ Crying ]
Why don't you want to do it?
I changed my mind.
It won't hurt. It's fun.
I don't want my hair to get wet.
It won't get wet. I'll do it tomorrow.
I'll redo it tomorrow.
♪♪
[ Crying ]
♪♪
Good luck, everybody.
Woman: You have 24 hours.
[ Girls laugh ]
Ohhhh!
Ohhhhhh!
Oh, wow. That's cold!
♪♪
Security cameras were designed
to catch people committing crimes.
It turns out they're as useful at catching people doing
really embarrassing things,
which is technically a crime against coordination.
[ Chuckles ]
[ Birds chirping ]
She's putting together a hammock.
I don't think this part was in the instructions.
[ Clang! ]
♪♪
This is a two-person job.
Just not these two people.
♪♪
Man: Hit the ball.
We like it when tetherball becomes a full-contact sport.
Ooh! [ Laughs ]
Did it hit you? It touched me.
He gets to relax...
for three whole seconds.
♪♪
Boogie time. Love you.
[ Both laugh ]
[ Thud ] I see how it is.
That's clean.
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
[ Farts ]
♪♪
Ribeiro: Hold on.
[ Laughs ] She's not done yet.
♪♪
[ Farts ]
[ Woman laughs ]
♪♪
Sometimes television is thought-provoking.
It makes you question your place in the universe
and ponder the meaning of human existence.
Sometimes television is a bunch of cute animals
wearing people clothes set to silly music.
Yeah. Both have their place.
We salute...
♪♪
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
Woman: Play in the snow. [ Laughs ]
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
Before smartphones,
if your kid said something funny,
you'd have to try and remember what they said
and then write it down.
Inevitably, arguments would ensue over what exactly was said
and when they said it.
Nowadays, sure, there are still plenty of arguments,
but when it comes to what little Petey's
first words actually were,
all you have to say is, "Let's go to the tape."
Woman: Grandma came from her mommy's belly.
[ Laughs ] She --
She's like this big.
Yes, Grandma grew up,
but she still started as a baby like you did.
She was not a fully big grown-up.
There is evidence of when she was tiny.
She's got pictures of when she was a baby.
Yes, she does. No, she don't.
Woman #2: I-I was a baby,
and I've got pictures of me when I was a baby.
[ Laughs ] Seriously!
Man: Sissy, are you freakin' cute?
Are you --
Are you freakin' cute?
Woman: Say, "I'm adorable."
Okay. [ Laughs ]
[ Babbling ]
Woman: [ Laughs ] [ Squeals ]
When'd you get so big, sister girl?
Today? [ Laughs ]
May can I have a corn dog, please?
Woman: No. "May I have a corn dog, please?" May...
May can I have a corn dog, please?
Okay. No "can."
"May I have a corn dog, please?"
Okay. May can I have a corn dog, please?
Okay. So take away the "can."
"May..." May...
"...I..." ...I...
"...have..." ...have...
a corn dog, please?
Okay, say it all together now.
May...
I...
have a corn dog, please?
Okay, so what are you gonna say when you go to the window?
May can I have a corn dog, please?
That's your eyes.
Eyes.
Ears.
Mouth.
Nose. Nose.
Hair.
Boobies.
Boobies. [ Laughs ]
[ Applause ]
Ribeiro: And now an "AFV" Public Squirrel Announcement.
If...
If you ever meet a squirrel and if you ever made it mad,
it might get so mad, and it might do this.
It hurted my mother.
And it was so rude.
If you ever meet a squirrel,
and -- and it got angry,
make sure to make it happy, not angry.
Like, my mother tried to fight it,
but the squirrel win
and made her fall off the stairs.
So make sure this doesn't happen to you.
Report.
Ribeiro: This has been an "AFV" Public Squirrel Announcement.
We hope you learned a thing or two.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Strong couples stick together.
They also stick to mustard, ketchup, and chocolate syrup
when their partner pushes their face
onto a pillow covered in flour after they lose a round
of the "Rock, Paper, Scissors Challenge."
Go.
Woman: Reggie, come here.
-Yeah! -Yeah!
[ Laughter ]
-Okay, go -- go for it. -Go! Go!
-Oh! -Oh!
Child: Daddy's all flour-y.
Oh! Aah!
[ Laughter ] Woman #2: Oh!
Thanks. Whoa.
Ready? Uh-huh.
Oh! Yes!
-Ohh! -Ohh!
[ Gags ]
-Ohh! -Oh!
Girl: Too much. I'm gagging.
[ Laughter ] No.
Man: Come on.
-Oh! -Oh!
Woman: Ohh!
Go. No.
Yes.
[ Laughter, group cheering ]
♪♪
-You guys ready? -No!
[ Group cheering ]
♪♪
It's time to put an end to my self-analysis paralysis
and try to ascertain if all is right with my brain.
Maybe good decisions have gone out of style or...
Maybe I'm nuts...
but when it comes to bros celebrating,
I think the high five is still the best option.
♪♪
Man: Whoo-hoo-hoo! [ Shouts indistinctly ]
Ohh! Oh!
Call me crazy, but I think the only thing the mail lady
should deliver to your front door is the mail.
[ Laughter, audience "ohhs" ]
[ Lid opens, closes ]
[ Laughter ]
[ Crash ]
Color me bonkers,
but not everything is a good umbrella substitute.
Man: That's a funny-looking ghost.
[ Clears throat ]
[ Laughs ]
I might be alone on this,
but when I run around wearing virtual reality goggles,
I don't do it near appliances with glass doors.
Aaaah!
[ Thud ] Ooh!
Woman: What was that? [ Laughs ]
What was that?
Oh...my...God!
Ribeiro: This has been...
[ Cheers and applause ]
Halloween is over, but we have a few leftover scares,
which is just as cool as having some leftover candy.
Yeah. Actually, no, no. Nothing is as cool as leftover candy.
My kids'll tell ya.
[ Camille Saint-Saens' "Danse Macabre" plays ]
[ Screams ]
Aaaaahhh!
Aah! Aah!
Boo! Aah!
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
[ Dog barks ]
♪♪
-Aah! -Aah!
♪♪
Aah! Aah! [ Shouts indistinctly ]
♪♪
Aah!
♪♪
[ Evil laughter ]
♪♪
Boo! [ Laughs ] Aah!
Surprise! Aah!
♪♪
[ Man snarls ] Aaaahhh!
♪♪
[ Woman growls ] Aaahh!
[ Screams ]
[ Vacuum whirring ]
Man: Aah! Aaah!
Aaaahh!
Child: Mom!
-Whoa! -Aaah!
[ Screams ]
♪♪
Got a funny video?
Upload it to AFV.com.
♪♪
Did you ever watch "Jeopardy!" and think,
"Man, these eggheads are making me feel dumb"?
Well, the opposite of eggheads are boneheads,
and they're here just in time to make you feel smart.
Hey, this was my Christmas present two years ago.
Y'all want to see the improvement in on me?
Well, watch out, Memaw. Here she go.
[ Grunting ]
Boy: Oh, yeah, this is not good.
Rear naked choke!
Ribeiro: Wow. If this is her after all that improvement,
I can only imagine how bad she used to be.
Woman: Ooh! [ Thud ]
Oh, my God! Oh!
I'm gonna jump on my bed because I'm bored.
Ribeiro: You know, there are worse fates than being bored.
Young woman: Ooh. [ Glass shatters ]
Woman: What was that?!
♪♪
[ Grunting ]
Ribeiro: Part dolly, part catapult.
Ooh! Whoo-ooh!
[ Indistinct conversations ]
[ Whimpers ] I'm scared.
Just do it!
I have no -- I have no upper body stre--
Go!
[ Screams ]
[ Boy laughs ]
Woman: I'm not sure how this is supposed to work.
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
[ Laughs ]
Ribeiro: I don't know who designed that trailer
so it blocks the car doors when you get the car on it,
but I'm glad they did.
Woman #2: [ Speaks indistinctly ]
Woman #1: [ Laughs ]
[ Horn honks ]
[ Laughing ]
♪♪
[ Laughing ]
Oh, my gosh.
Girl: That one doesn't have a handle on that one.
There's no handle.
Ribeiro: Yep, that's manure.
I got this.
Ooh! Ugh!
Ohh!
♪♪
Get ready to boop some snoots.
We're going to the Dog Park.
[ Dog barking ]
Woman: I went outside to get my spatula
that I used to make burgers the other day,
and this is how I found it.
And I can't seem to figure out who might have done this.
Olive, come here.
What's this?
[ Speaks indistinctly ]
Get your ball. Go!
Go get your ball.
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
Woman: Cocoa, Cocoa.
It's time for Noah to -- [ Cocoa barks ]
It's time. [ Cocoa whines ]
No. He needs to -- [ Cocoa barks ]
Cocoa. [ Cocoa whines ]
He needs to go to school.
Cocoa.
[ Cocoa whimpers ]
Honey, Noah has -- [ Cocoa whines ]
Noah has to go to school.
It's time to get ready.
[ Cocoa barks, growls ]
Woman: [ Laughs ]
I'm videoing it.
Ribeiro: Of course he's having trouble with that box.
He's not a boxer.
Woman: He's running into the walls because he can't see.
Exactly. He knocked my lamp down.
♪♪
Ribeiro: He's good at the doggy paddle,
but not the doggy paddleboard.
[ Woman laughs ]
♪♪
[ Dog barks ]
Dogs and cats aren't always enemies.
Sometimes they're the perfect team.
♪♪
Man: Well, it looks like my dog played "Uno" today.
He played "Candy Land."
Huh.
I wonder where he is.
Ooh. [ Laughs ]
What do you think, Gizmo?
Did you play "Candy Land" today?
Did you win?
No?
♪♪
Animals are a lot like people.
They think, they feel, and they enjoy a nice snack
1 or 2 hours before dinner. Nothing too heavy. Yep.
But unlike us, they don't know when they look silly on video.
And if that video happens to win 20 grand,
they won't try to get their paws on any of that sweet cash.
Advantage -- humans!
♪♪
Oh, don't chase me again.
Oh!
Ribeiro: Ooh, she's a brave one.
What is that chicken -- 4 whole pounds?
[ Chicken clucking ]
She just invented a new chicken dance.
Hmm. She's gonna pick up
some chicken nuggets at the drive-through
to taste some sweet revenge.
Man: George and Jack, the great lizard hunters.
George, how did you catch this one?
With my bare hands. Wow.
I got to show Mom.
Aaah! It bites!
[ Pig snorting ]
Ribeiro: It's a pig in a pool,
but not for long.
[ Man laughs ]
♪♪
[ Laughter ]
Hmm. I bet they don't see a lot of shadow puppets in Antarctica.
Woman: Oh, my God.
We need to leave.
Is that a mama bear and her cub eating your doughnuts?
So, seriously, what do we need to do?
[ Speaks indistinctly ]
Well, bears are cute and cuddly.
I'm sure you'll be fine.
No, we can't...
Just kiddin'.
You're just gonna have to move...
and get more doughnuts.
[ Pounding ]
Not to be "that guy," but if I came home to this,
I'd just leave and never come back.
[ Pounding continues ]
♪♪
Does your dog have a favorite word?
Yes. Does your pup perk up
when he hears words like "treat," "walk," or "squirrel"?
Well, there's a great new way to get a funny reaction
from your canine cutie.
And it's tonight's "Assignment America."
We call it "A Dog's Favorite Words Challenge."
Here's Sheena and Sunit to show you how it's done.
Hi. I'm Sheena. And I'm Sunit.
And this is Sapphie. To do this challenge,
say your dog's favorite words, record their reaction,
and upload it to AFV.com. Like this.
Yeah, we can get peanut butter.
Are you sure you don't want to go for a walk?
Just grab your phone and tell a fun story
that's likely to grab your pooch's attention.
Yeah, we can get peanut butter.
A video of your funny Fido phone call
could win you $20,000 or even $100,000.
Just upload the video to AFV.com.
For full contest rules, log on to AFV.com.
With "A Dog's Favorite Word Challenge,"
there's no one on the other end,
but that doesn't matter to man's best friend.
[ Cheers and applause ]
We've seen lots of videos, but it's time to be frank.
Some of them are about to put money in the bank.
So let's meet our finalists.
First up, she's excited as heck and can't seem to hide it,
but her boyfriend just wants her to be quiet.
It's "V. R. We Having Fun Yet?"
sent in by Connor Roberts from Mesa, Arizona.
[ Screams ]
[ Screaming ]
Don't comfort her. Mnh-mnh.
Just try to limit how much she embarrasses you in public.
Joining us are Connor, Mike, Tamara, and Jade.
Now, Tamara, when Connor and Mike asked you
if you wanted to try the V. R. roller coaster,
what did you say?
Well, first off, you can kind of tell I'm expressive
and a little bit energetic. No!
But I said, "I'm afraid of heights,
and I'm afraid of roller coasters."
But then we were in a little arcade,
and this bench was bolted to the floor.
So what could be so bad, right?
Well, I'll tell you, it was pretty good for us.
You know what I mean? Good luck, guys.
-Thanks. -Thank you.
Next up, a little girl is in a whirl
'cause her mom was frightened by an unhappy squirrel.
It's "Riled Up About Rodents,"
sent in by Josefina Ceja-Arteaga
from Elmhurst, Illinois.
If you ever meet a squirrel,
and -- and it got angry,
make sure to make it happy, not angry.
Like, my mother tried to fight it,
but the squirrel win
and made her fall off the stairs.
So make sure this doesn't happen to you.
Report.
Joining us are Josefina, Salvador, Renata, and Ivanna.
Now, Josefina,
why did you get into a fight with a squirrel?
Uh, um...
it's hard to explain. Can I explain?
Yes, you may.
Um, so, you know,
it -- it was a pretty long time ago.
And I thought fighting the squirrel would be a bad idea.
I-I tried it when I was a baby, but it was --
But I fell. I fell on my butt.
Okay. That -- That was a wonderful explanation.
Well, hopefully America will listen to Renata's PSA,
and we'll put an end to these kind of squirrel encounters.
Okay?
-Right. -All right. Good luck, guys.
And finally, here's a guy who feels like a dodo.
When his car doors are blocked, he crawls out the window.
It's "Trapped on the Trailer," sent in by Ginger Hildebrand
from Maryville, Tennessee.
I don't know who designed that trailer
so it blocks the car doors when you get the car on it,
but I'm glad they did.
Woman: [ Speaks indistinctly ]
Woman #2: [ Laughs ]
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[ Laughing ]
Joining us are Ginger, Mark, and Domanic.
Now, Ginger, when your husband
realized he was trapped in the car,
how quickly did you realize that this was an "AFV" moment?
As soon as I saw him trying to get out of the sunroof,
I was like, "I have got to get my phone."
You know, he's a pretty large man.
And seeing somebody climb out of a -- a car
any which way is a video moment.
It was a great video moment.
I thought he was gonna try to go out the sunroof.
But, you know, we're glad he tried the door window.
Wasn't gonna work. Wasn't gonna work.
Listen, not only did you save money
by towing the car yourself -- You might actually win 20 grand.
-All right. -Whoo-hoo!
Yeah. All right. Good luck, guys.
All right. We're gonna find out
who takes home the cash in just a minute.
But first, let's take a look at some of the clips
that didn't make our top three
in tonight's "Honorable Mention."
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High-pitched voice: Yee-haw!
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[ Whistle blows ] Man: Strike!
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Okay. It's time to hand out tonight's prizes --
$20,000 for first, $6,000 for second,
and $4,000 for third.
Here we go. Our third-place, $4,000 winner is...
"Riled Up About Rodents,"
sent in by Josefina Ceja -Arteaga from Elmhurst, Illinois.
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Thank you.
And the winner of the $20,000
and tonight's funniest home video is...
"Trapped on the Trailer," sent in by Ginger Hildebrand
from Maryville, Tennessee.
We have Mark, Domanic, and Ginger.
Congratulations!
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Now, Mark, I have to ask you.
When you tried to open the door and realized,
like, it wasn't going anywhere,
what thought popped into your head?
I-I wa-- I don't know.
It was just kind of, I was trying to get out.
The door wouldn't move.
I tried the passenger door. I went back and forth.
And it just -- I couldn't get out.
It was like, "Great. I'm gonna have to ride
all the way to Memphis in this thing."
So then, the window's open.
"Ah, 'Dukes of Hazzard.'" I'm gonna go for it.
And yeah, yeah, yeah.
[ Laughs ] Well, that was great. You know what?
A little bit of embarrassment just paid off big-time.
Congratulations.
You got $20,000 and a shot at $100,000.
That is awesome. Thank you.
Well, we've come to the end of the road.
It's at the intersection of "the show" and "is over."
We'll see you next time. And don't forget --
If you upload a video and it airs on the show,
we'll send you an "AFV" T-shirt.
So good night, everybody.
And, remember, send your video to me,
you might win 20 G's.
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