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Ribeiro: Here's an ample
sample of tonight's "AFV."
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♪♪
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[ Speaking inaudibly ]
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Thunder crashes ]
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[ Girl screams ]
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♪♪
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[ Groans ]
Sorry!
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♪♪
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Oh! [ Laughs ]
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♪♪
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Welcome to "America's
Funniest Home Videos."
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And now here he is,
the host of our show --
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Alfonso Ribeiro!
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Let's go, y'all.
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♪♪
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Thank you, guys.
Thank you.
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Thank you. Thank
you. Thank you.
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Hello, and welcome to the
show. My name is Alfonso
Ribeiro.
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You may remember me
from such shows as...
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well, this one.
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[ Laughter ]
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If you're tuning in
for the first time,
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I'm the guy who introduces
all the funny videos,
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because we have found
it just works better
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than having
the videos introduce me.
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Yeah, yeah. Yeah,
we tried to get them to do it,
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but they just wouldn't do it.
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♪♪
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[ Shouting ]
Okay. RJ, there's a problem.
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I can't lift it.
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I can't lift it, RJ.
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[ Screams ]
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[ Laughter ]
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Woman: Let me see.
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♪♪
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Ribeiro: This turned out to be
a great day...
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for the fish.
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♪♪
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Oh! Oh! Oh!
[ Laughs ]
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Oh, baby! No!
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Laughter ]
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♪♪
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Motorcycles --
they're not for everybody.
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[ Engine revs, people shout ]
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[ Laughter ]
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♪♪
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[ Laughter ]
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♪♪
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The guy carrying the cooler
couldn't be any less cooler.
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Man: Jeffrey, come on.
Don't be breaking my cooler.
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Woman: Look at him go!
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[ Elephant grunting ]
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♪♪
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Aww, he wants to get over
to the grass, but he can't
fit.
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[ Elephant trumpets ]
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He might want to lay off
the peanuts for a while.
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Elephant trumpets ]
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[ Laughter ]
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If only there were some way
to get over there.
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[ Elephant trumpets ]
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Applause ]
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Get ready to boop some snoots.
We're going to the "Dog Park."
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[ Dog barking ]
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Hello.
[ Barks "Hello" ]
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Hello.
[ Barks "Hello" ]
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[ Laughter ]
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Hello.
[ Barks "Hello" ]
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Barks "Hello" ]
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Woman: What's in your mouth?
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Do you have a whole pancake
in there?
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Yup. Yes, you do.
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[ Laughter ]
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It's not a toy, buddy.
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It's to eat.
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[ Dog barking ]
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Woman: Let's do it, okay?
Come on, ready? Go get it.
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Ribeiro: She wanted him to
fetch, but he had a better
idea.
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♪♪
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[ Laughter ]
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♪♪
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Woman: Let's go. Come on.
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[ Dog barks ]
Come on, Louis.
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He's scared of something.
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We're almost by it.
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We're almost by it.
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Oh!
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Maybe we should run.
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The boxer's mortal enemy --
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the polka-dotted beach ball.
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[ Dog barks ]
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[ Laughter ]
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Man: Alright, let's see
what this guy does right here.
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He hates FedEx.
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What is that, Max?
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What is it?
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[ Dog barking ]
Hey! Oh! Oh!
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♪♪
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He ain't playin'.
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Oh, hell no.
He ain't playin'.
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Oh. Oh.
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Get it, Max.
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Shake that box.
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You shake that box.
Alright, that's it.
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Woman: You want Mama to get
the clippers and go bzzzzz?
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[ Laughter ]
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Huh? Gonna go bzzzzzz.
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[ Laughter ]
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You want me to get the
clippers and give you a
haircut?
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Go bzzzz...
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Dog barking ]
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I don't know what they pay
him, but it's not enough.
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[ Laughter ]
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♪♪
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When I co-host
"Dancing with the Stars,"
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I'm around people who are
all dancers or celebrities.
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But when I'm at "AFV,"
I'm reminded that 99% of
people
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aren't dancers or celebrities.
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But if you put their wrong
moves with the right tune,
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they can all be the stars of
a pretty funny dancing
montage.
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Check it.
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♪ We're going to get funky
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♪ Funky, funky, funky
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♪♪
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♪ Funky, funky, funky
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[ Woman shouts ]
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♪ Everybody clap your hands
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♪ Clap, clap, clap,
clap your hands ♪
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♪♪
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♪ Clap, clap, clap,
clap your hands ♪
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[ Woman shouts ]
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♪ Alright, now,
we're gonna do the basic steps
♪
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♪ To the left
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♪ Take it back now, y'all
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♪ One hop this time
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♪ Right foot, let's stomp
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♪ Left foot, let's stomp
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♪ Cha cha real smooth
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♪♪
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♪ Turn it out
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♪♪
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♪ To the left
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♪ Take it back now, y'all
[ Women shout ]
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♪ One hop this time
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♪ Right foot, let's stomp
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♪ Left foot, let's stomp
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♪ Cha cha now, y'all
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♪ Last time to get funky
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♪ Two hops this time
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♪ Right foot, two stomps
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♪ Left foot, two stomps
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♪ Hands on your knees,
hands on your knees ♪
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♪♪
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♪ Get funky with it
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♪♪
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♪ Oh, yeah
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♪♪
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♪ Come on, cha cha now, y'all
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♪ Peace
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[ Applause ]
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♪ Cha cha now, y'all
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♪ Last time to get funky
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Do you have a funny video
worth $20,000?
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What are you waiting for?
Upload it to AFV.com.
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♪ Hands on your knees
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♪ Get funky with it
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♪ Oh
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♪♪
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If you had told me 30 years
ago that we'd all have
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mini computers in our pockets
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that could make phone calls,
play music,
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take pictures,
and access all the information
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the world has ever compiled,
I would have said,
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"Yeah, but can it make
your face look all weird? Huh?
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Otherwise, I'm not impressed."
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So here are some face filters
that would have made
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30-years-ago
Alfonso say, "Wow!"
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[ Laughter ]
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♪♪
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Man: Hey, beautiful.
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[ Laughter ]
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Boy: Hey, I'm sinking.
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I'm sinking.
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Ribeiro: I don't know if this
makes me frightened...
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or hungry.
I'm sinking.
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Get me out the --
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out the water.
Get me out the water, Mom.
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♪♪
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Girl: Jump.
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Woman: Oh, gosh.
Your face --
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[ Laughter ]
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♪♪
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That's a good one.
Oh!
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Cows mooing,
banjo music playing ]
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It's the running of the bulls
from the comfort of your
couch.
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♪♪
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Boy: [ Deep voice ]
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle,
wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
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Wiggle, wiggle.
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I have testicles.
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[ Normal voice ]
Wait, no, tentacles!
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Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
[ Laughs ] Oh, my God.
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[ Crunching ]
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Crunching ]
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♪♪
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[ Laughter ]
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Is eat it! I ate it!
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Funny face. Funny face.
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[ Laughter ]
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Bah.
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[ Explosion ]
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♪♪
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Uh-oh.
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♪♪
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It's time once again
for "Versus."
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Join us as sneaky,
not-quite-slumbering tots
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take on unfit leapers
having second thoughts.
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[ Bell dings ]
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Tonight on "Versus"...
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The fakers are up first,
and they're up way too late.
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[ Babbling ]
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Woman: Michael!
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♪♪
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Ribeiro: The jumpers strike
back with a well-placed whack.
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[ Laughter ]
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Ouch, dude! Ouch!
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The jumpers might
be in trouble
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because the faking
is now double.
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Man: It's nap time.
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The jumpers continue
their incompetent streak
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by not clearing
this clearable creek.
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[ Laughter ]
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The only thing that could
wake her up quick
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is a supposed visit
from good ole Saint Nick.
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Woman: Here comes
Santa Claus.
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[ Laughter ]
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This itty-bitty brown wiener
stinks at jumping.
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Have you seen her?
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[ Laughter ]
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This baby loves faking her
naps. Is she fooling her mom?
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I don't know.
Perhaps.
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No, ma'am.
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♪♪
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The jumpers have one last
chance to leap to victory.
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Is it enough?
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♪♪
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And the winner is...
[ Bell dings ]
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...incompetent jumpers.
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Join us next time when
the legitimately lousy leapers
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take on...
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♪♪
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On "Versus."
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♪♪
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As you know, this year,
we've doubled
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the weekly prize money.
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So now the winning video
gets $20,000.
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I checked with
our math department,
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and they tell me that
that's 100% more prize money
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for 0% more video.
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Okay, look, we really don't
have a math department,
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just a bunch of people
who got into TV
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because they weren't
good at math.
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But -- But they assured me
it's true.
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Probably.
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Virtual reality
is about pretending.
272
00:10:35,535 --> 00:10:38,238
Soon, he'll be pretending
he still has a monitor.
273
00:10:38,338 --> 00:10:40,640
[ Laughter ]
274
00:10:40,740 --> 00:10:42,242
And a job.
275
00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:44,077
♪♪
276
00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:45,945
Woman: Here, honey.
277
00:10:46,045 --> 00:10:51,417
♪♪
278
00:10:51,518 --> 00:10:56,856
♪♪
279
00:10:56,956 --> 00:11:01,361
Jess is a bit of a neat freak
and gets easily freaked out.
280
00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:04,030
Woman: Jess.
[ Screams ]
281
00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:06,199
♪♪
282
00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:08,001
Man: Melissa,
move out the way.
283
00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:09,802
♪♪
284
00:11:09,903 --> 00:11:10,970
[ Laughter ]
285
00:11:11,070 --> 00:11:13,573
Good job, Ben.
286
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:16,142
This grill may not be great
for grilling steaks,
287
00:11:16,242 --> 00:11:19,212
but it's got great
comedic timing.
288
00:11:19,312 --> 00:11:20,380
Woman: Ooh!
289
00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:21,714
[ Laughter ]
290
00:11:21,814 --> 00:11:23,650
♪♪
291
00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:25,385
Melissa:
I didn't do it!
292
00:11:25,485 --> 00:11:26,819
Man: I did not go there.
293
00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,821
Talk about a garage "dork."
294
00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:30,356
[ Speaking inaudibly ]
295
00:11:30,456 --> 00:11:31,824
[ Laughter ]
296
00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:33,927
I just walked into
the garage door.
297
00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:34,961
Yeah, it's all good.
298
00:11:35,061 --> 00:11:37,263
♪♪
299
00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:40,266
[ Baby giggles ]
300
00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:41,668
♪♪
301
00:11:41,768 --> 00:11:45,438
This is the cutest team
of mixed doubles ever.
302
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:48,441
[ Giggling continues ]
303
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:55,348
♪♪
304
00:11:58,151 --> 00:11:59,052
Woman: You did not
have a donut?
305
00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:00,853
No.
You didn't eat any donut?
306
00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:03,189
Mnh-mnh.
Are you sure?
307
00:12:03,289 --> 00:12:05,959
Can you tell me, then,
what happened right here
308
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,126
to this box?
309
00:12:16,202 --> 00:12:17,503
The monster attacked you?
310
00:12:19,005 --> 00:12:22,041
And he gave you a donut?
Yes.
311
00:12:22,141 --> 00:12:24,043
And that's
what's on your face?
312
00:12:24,143 --> 00:12:25,445
Yeah, it wasn't me.
313
00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:28,681
And -- And that's what
happened to this box right
here?
314
00:12:28,781 --> 00:12:30,783
Yes.
315
00:12:30,883 --> 00:12:33,219
Yes.
So you didn't take out
that donut?
316
00:12:33,319 --> 00:12:34,220
No.
317
00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:35,888
I'll show you
what happened.
318
00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:41,394
They -- They went in...
319
00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:43,463
snuck out.
320
00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:46,466
[ Laughter ]
321
00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:51,404
♪♪
322
00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:54,340
Some people live by the motto
"Seize the day."
323
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,876
For others,
it's "Failure is not an
option."
324
00:12:56,976 --> 00:12:58,778
Here are some people
whose motto is,
325
00:12:58,878 --> 00:13:00,446
"Hey, I tried."
326
00:13:00,546 --> 00:13:03,383
It's time to give credit
where credit is due.
327
00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:05,318
Join me as
"I Applaud the Effort."
328
00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:07,287
[ Applause ]
329
00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:09,355
Well, you tried to get rid
of a wasp's nest
330
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:10,923
without using bug spray.
331
00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:13,993
I applaud how environmentally
conscious you are.
332
00:13:14,093 --> 00:13:15,061
♪♪
333
00:13:15,161 --> 00:13:18,097
Oh, look.
Think you can kill those?
334
00:13:18,197 --> 00:13:19,966
Oh.
[ Speaking inaudibly ]
335
00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:21,934
Hold on.
336
00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:25,104
[ Crashing ]
337
00:13:25,204 --> 00:13:27,073
♪♪
338
00:13:27,173 --> 00:13:28,474
Your little kitchen helper
339
00:13:28,574 --> 00:13:30,910
helped out
with an extra ingredient,
340
00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:32,412
but I commend him
for trying.
341
00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:33,613
♪♪
342
00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:36,749
Those ones are on blue
and those ones are on red.
343
00:13:36,849 --> 00:13:39,852
Woman: These are Riker's
2015 Christmas cookies.
344
00:13:39,952 --> 00:13:42,255
[ Sneezes ]
Oh, yuck.
345
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:45,258
[ Laughs ]
Seriously?
346
00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:48,394
So, the new baby is trying to
make friends with the new pet.
347
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:50,396
It seemed like
the right thing to do.
348
00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:52,365
♪♪
349
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:58,738
[ Cat meows ]
350
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:01,107
[ Laughter ]
351
00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:02,442
[ Applause ]
352
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:05,044
[ Chuckles ] Helping your
big brother with an alley-oop
353
00:14:05,144 --> 00:14:06,279
on a collapsible court?
354
00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:09,315
Well, kudos to you-dos.
355
00:14:09,415 --> 00:14:10,683
I'm just going to put it
straight up.
356
00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:13,786
This is how
I really do it.
357
00:14:13,886 --> 00:14:15,688
[ Yells ]
358
00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:17,056
[ Screams ]
359
00:14:17,156 --> 00:14:19,258
[ Laughter ]
360
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:23,429
♪♪
361
00:14:25,631 --> 00:14:29,369
♪♪
362
00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:32,672
I love that this show brings
all Americans together,
363
00:14:32,772 --> 00:14:34,407
because that's
how it should be.
364
00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:36,109
Why, the other day,
I said to my wife,
365
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:37,443
"I wish Americans everywhere
366
00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:40,113
would realize we're more alike
than we are different.
367
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,615
After all, we're soulmates,
even though, like --
368
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,517
I'm from New York
and you're from Indiana."
369
00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:46,185
Then she said,
"I'm from Iowa."
370
00:14:46,285 --> 00:14:47,553
And I said, "Same thing."
371
00:14:47,653 --> 00:14:50,423
Then I slept on the couch.
372
00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:52,492
So here are some videos
from all over the U. S.,
373
00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:54,327
from Oregon to Ohio,
374
00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:55,962
which is not
where my wife is from.
375
00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:57,563
[ Laughter ]
376
00:14:57,663 --> 00:14:59,565
Woman: Remember what I said.
Don't you flip this boat.
377
00:14:59,665 --> 00:15:00,967
No, I'm not going to flip
the boat.
378
00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:03,903
Easy.
379
00:15:04,003 --> 00:15:05,905
Ribeiro:
I thought I'd seen everything
380
00:15:06,005 --> 00:15:08,641
until I saw
a duck that's afraid to get
wet.
381
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:11,411
[ Laughter ]
382
00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:12,512
It hates the water.
383
00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:15,681
Every time.
Hates the water.
384
00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:17,650
Every time.
385
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,385
[ Laughter ]
386
00:15:19,485 --> 00:15:22,789
♪♪
387
00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:24,123
I'll say this for Mom --
388
00:15:24,223 --> 00:15:26,793
at least she doesn't close
the garage door on them.
389
00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:28,995
[ Thunder claps,
girl screams ]
390
00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:31,497
[ Girl screams ]
391
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:32,999
[ Laughter ]
392
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:36,903
I wonder how much workplace
productivity is lost each day
393
00:15:37,003 --> 00:15:38,171
due to shenanigans.
394
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:39,272
♪♪
395
00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:41,174
[ Roars ]
[ Screams ]
396
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:43,676
[ Laughter ]
397
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:44,844
♪♪
398
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,947
[ Drone buzzing ]
399
00:15:48,047 --> 00:15:50,149
Mom didn't want Dad to get
a drone,
400
00:15:50,249 --> 00:15:53,219
and she'll be thrilled
he proved her right.
401
00:15:53,319 --> 00:15:54,420
[ Woman screams ]
402
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,956
[ Laughter ]
403
00:15:57,056 --> 00:15:59,058
♪♪
404
00:15:59,158 --> 00:16:00,126
[ Dog growls ]
405
00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:04,263
Woman: What is it, Tripper?
What is it?
406
00:16:04,363 --> 00:16:06,432
[ Barking ]
407
00:16:06,532 --> 00:16:07,567
Is there another dog?
408
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:11,170
Uh-oh, there's another dog
in the house,
409
00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:14,941
and Tripper is afraid
it's going to steal his food.
410
00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:15,942
Right over there?
[ Dog barks ]
411
00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:18,144
Oh. Oh, that.
412
00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:19,712
[ Barking ]
413
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,848
[ Applause ]
414
00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:23,216
♪♪
415
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:26,385
Fellow Gen-Xers and Boomers,
do you ever feel out of it
416
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:29,021
when Zoomers start talking
about some new app
417
00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:32,692
or gizmo whose name sounds
like a string of made-up
words?
418
00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:35,528
Well, now is our chance
for sweet, sweet revenge,
419
00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:37,663
because we're about
to show young people
420
00:16:37,763 --> 00:16:39,732
who are baffled
by old technology.
421
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:43,002
It's so funny, I'm tempted
to say it's dyn-o-mite!
422
00:16:43,102 --> 00:16:44,303
[ Laughter ]
423
00:16:44,403 --> 00:16:46,239
Yeah, that's a reference
for people over 50.
424
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,007
Kids, ask your parents.
Yeah.
425
00:16:48,107 --> 00:16:49,442
♪♪
426
00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:51,077
Man: Alright,
what's that thing on the wall?
427
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:53,212
It's an emergency button
so that --
428
00:16:53,312 --> 00:16:55,248
Does it do --
No, wait. I'm still talking.
429
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:58,417
If -- If you need help
painting, you click on it,
430
00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,119
and then it will help you?
431
00:17:00,219 --> 00:17:01,320
What do you think it does?
432
00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:05,124
I think it does a doorbell,
the windows, or a light.
433
00:17:05,224 --> 00:17:06,959
That's for a doorbell?
Or a noise.
434
00:17:07,059 --> 00:17:09,495
A noise, some sort of.
No. What else?
435
00:17:09,595 --> 00:17:12,798
Uh.
A candle? [ Laughs ]
436
00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:14,100
What do you think that it is?
437
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,635
Is it a door lock?
438
00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:19,138
Door lock? Okay, no.
Is it supposed to, like,
hang up something?
439
00:17:19,238 --> 00:17:21,507
What do you think that is?
Let's look in there...
440
00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:24,677
Is it a charger?
441
00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:26,579
Is it a cable thing?
442
00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:27,747
Close.
To connect...
443
00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:29,215
Is it an outlet?
Is it electricity?
444
00:17:29,315 --> 00:17:30,616
No.
Woman: Wait,
what's an outlet?
445
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:32,618
[ Laughs ]
Want me to tell you what it
is?
446
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:33,619
Girls: Yeah.
447
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:35,555
It's for a telephone.
448
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,657
Wait, what?
449
00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:39,625
Wait, so that's
for an old telephone?
450
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:40,860
Yeah.
451
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:44,096
[ Laughter ]
452
00:17:44,196 --> 00:17:45,565
Woman: Kayden.
453
00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:47,433
Girl: Kayden.
Mom, let me show him.
454
00:17:47,533 --> 00:17:49,135
[ Laughing ]
Let me show him.
Let me show him.
455
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:52,071
No. Kayden. No.
Pull it down. [ Laughs ]
456
00:17:52,171 --> 00:17:56,275
Pull it down, son.
[ Laughs ]
457
00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:59,312
Oh, gosh.
No, put it inside.
458
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:03,583
Yeah, put it in there.
Yup. [ Laughs ]
459
00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:06,052
Oh. Close it.
460
00:18:06,152 --> 00:18:07,954
Yup. Close it.
Mom!
461
00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:10,856
It's okay. Close it.
Make sure it's down.
462
00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:14,226
Open it. [ Laughs ]
463
00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:17,730
♪♪
464
00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:20,733
Can I do that?
[ Laughs ]
465
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,868
No! Get your hand
out of there!
466
00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:26,305
[ Laughter ]
467
00:18:26,405 --> 00:18:28,975
I'm weak.
Come on.
468
00:18:37,483 --> 00:18:39,285
Well, it's in the kitchen.
Vinegar?
469
00:18:39,385 --> 00:18:43,556
[ Laughter ]
470
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,725
Vinegar House Salt?
471
00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:47,693
[ Laughter ]
472
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:51,397
Woman: That's really what
you think a VHS is?
473
00:18:51,497 --> 00:18:53,099
No, I have no idea
what it is.
474
00:18:53,199 --> 00:18:56,569
It's in the kitchen.
[ Laughs ]
475
00:18:56,669 --> 00:19:00,473
Um, vanilla...
476
00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:04,243
[ Laughter ]
477
00:19:04,343 --> 00:19:07,847
Girl: Vanilla...
VHS.
478
00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:09,715
Visssss...
[ Laughs ]
479
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,651
Like, I don't know.
480
00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:13,419
You really don't know
what a VHS is?
481
00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:14,687
No, I really
don't know.
482
00:19:14,787 --> 00:19:16,288
What is it?
Okay, I'm going
to show you.
483
00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:19,158
[ Stool screeches ]
Oh, gosh,
there's a stool.
484
00:19:19,258 --> 00:19:23,362
This, right here,
is a VH--
485
00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:28,734
[ Laughter ]
486
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:31,203
"The box movie players"?
487
00:19:31,303 --> 00:19:33,572
[ Applause ]
488
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:35,741
We love scares,
we love animals.
489
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:37,710
We love women
scared of animals.
490
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:40,212
We love them so much,
we made a list.
491
00:19:40,312 --> 00:19:41,547
♪♪
492
00:19:41,647 --> 00:19:42,682
Ribeiro: Number 10...
493
00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:49,388
Girl: Mom, oh, my God,
he's so cute!
[ Screams ]
494
00:19:49,488 --> 00:19:50,656
Number 9...
495
00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:53,793
What are you doing?!
496
00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:55,661
Get back over here!
Man: For your picture.
497
00:19:55,761 --> 00:19:58,364
Get over here! No, I don't
want no picture! I don't!
498
00:19:58,464 --> 00:19:59,765
Number 8...
499
00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:04,170
[ Woman screaming,
geese honking ]
500
00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:07,306
[ Laughter ]
501
00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:09,475
Number 7...
502
00:20:11,077 --> 00:20:12,912
[ Screaming ]
503
00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:14,146
[ Buffalo snorts ]
504
00:20:14,246 --> 00:20:15,481
Woman: Oh, my God!
505
00:20:15,581 --> 00:20:18,017
[ Women screaming ]
506
00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:19,518
Ribeiro: Number 6...
507
00:20:21,587 --> 00:20:22,722
[ Woman screaming ]
508
00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:24,824
It's chewing!
[ Screams ]
509
00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:27,760
We're going to hide this snake
under the covers.
510
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:28,928
Number 5...
511
00:20:30,196 --> 00:20:31,764
[ Woman screams ]
512
00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:34,366
Oh, very funny!
513
00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:35,868
Number 4...
514
00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:39,772
[ Woman screaming ]
515
00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:43,943
Woman: Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
516
00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:45,678
[ Laughter ]
517
00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:47,079
Number 3...
518
00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:50,149
[ Laughter ]
519
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,550
[ Screams ]
[ Grunts ]
520
00:20:51,650 --> 00:20:52,818
[ Laughter ]
521
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:53,986
Ribeiro: Number 2...
522
00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:00,359
[ Laughter ]
523
00:21:00,459 --> 00:21:01,360
♪♪
524
00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:03,195
Man: Get her, get her!
Yeah!
525
00:21:03,295 --> 00:21:06,098
And coming in the top spot
of "AFV's"
526
00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:07,633
ten favorite
frightened females
527
00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:09,168
fleeing annoyingly
aggressive animals,
528
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,636
it's...
529
00:21:10,736 --> 00:21:12,104
Number 1...
530
00:21:14,406 --> 00:21:16,675
Oh, Mylanta!
531
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:19,879
Mother, get Fred!
He's on my hair!
532
00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:23,082
Oh, my God! Mother!
533
00:21:23,182 --> 00:21:25,384
[ Laughs ]
534
00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:26,719
[ Laughter ]
535
00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:31,123
♪♪
536
00:21:31,223 --> 00:21:32,892
Yes. Yes!
537
00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:35,728
Party people.
What's happening?
538
00:21:35,828 --> 00:21:38,164
Yes. Good suit right there.
Good suit.
539
00:21:38,264 --> 00:21:39,165
Look at his suit right here.
540
00:21:39,265 --> 00:21:41,133
That's a hot suit.
Looking good.
541
00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:42,802
Looking good.
542
00:21:42,902 --> 00:21:44,804
Ah, yeah.
543
00:21:44,904 --> 00:21:45,938
Gotta go.
544
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,576
♪♪
545
00:21:50,676 --> 00:21:54,246
Being a social media
influencer is harder than it
looks.
546
00:21:54,346 --> 00:21:57,116
And while most people think
the only qualification
547
00:21:57,216 --> 00:21:59,852
is the ability to say,
"Hi, guys," yeah,
548
00:21:59,952 --> 00:22:03,923
there really is so much more
than saying, "Hi, guys."
549
00:22:04,023 --> 00:22:06,826
Well, maybe not that much
more, but there is a little
more.
550
00:22:06,926 --> 00:22:08,828
Okay. Bye, guys.
551
00:22:08,928 --> 00:22:10,596
[ Laughter ]
552
00:22:10,696 --> 00:22:15,134
So I saw this product at --
I actually saw it on TikTok --
553
00:22:15,234 --> 00:22:17,603
to give yourself
fake freckles.
554
00:22:17,703 --> 00:22:25,311
And I found this at Dollar
Tree or Dollar General for 90%
off,
555
00:22:25,411 --> 00:22:26,579
and I'm going to try it.
556
00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:28,714
I have not tried it before.
557
00:22:28,814 --> 00:22:31,150
Hopefully it works.
558
00:22:31,250 --> 00:22:33,986
It's a gray-away type thing.
It looks like this.
559
00:22:34,086 --> 00:22:37,122
Ribeiro: I can't wait to see
these do-it-yourself freckles.
560
00:22:37,223 --> 00:22:39,491
Okay. Let's see.
561
00:22:39,592 --> 00:22:42,628
[ Laughter ]
562
00:22:44,797 --> 00:22:47,066
We're hoping
to donate 100 bikes,
563
00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:49,201
but we need your guys's help.
564
00:22:49,301 --> 00:22:52,271
So, to do this --
565
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,506
[ Laughter ]
566
00:22:54,607 --> 00:22:55,841
And so that --
567
00:22:55,941 --> 00:22:58,077
Ribeiro: She's trying to
organize a fundraiser,
568
00:22:58,177 --> 00:23:00,613
but she can't
even organize her dog.
569
00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:03,115
So --
570
00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:05,251
Um...
571
00:23:06,652 --> 00:23:09,054
We have to do --
572
00:23:09,154 --> 00:23:10,122
Um...
573
00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:12,691
We have to do about --
574
00:23:15,427 --> 00:23:17,630
Ow!
575
00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:21,667
Hey, guys. This is how
you knock down a papaya.
576
00:23:24,470 --> 00:23:26,405
[ Man laughs ]
577
00:23:26,505 --> 00:23:27,873
Two -- Two in a row.
578
00:23:27,973 --> 00:23:30,009
Ribeiro: Out of all
the YouTube channels with kids
579
00:23:30,109 --> 00:23:33,779
teaching you how to get
papayas out of your backyard
tree,
580
00:23:33,879 --> 00:23:37,016
his probably has
the most subscribers.
Four in a row.
581
00:23:37,116 --> 00:23:40,085
[ Man shouts, laughs ]
582
00:23:40,185 --> 00:23:41,153
Alright, if I make this,
we're going to reach
583
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:42,621
a million followers.
584
00:23:42,721 --> 00:23:43,989
[ Ping ]
585
00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:45,724
[ Groans ]
586
00:23:49,795 --> 00:23:52,364
[ Rattle ]
Oh! [ Laughs ]
587
00:23:52,464 --> 00:23:53,499
[ Laughter ]
588
00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:54,767
I made it!
589
00:23:54,867 --> 00:23:57,036
Yes! Let's go!
590
00:23:57,136 --> 00:24:00,172
[ Cheers and applause ]
591
00:24:03,008 --> 00:24:04,843
On a recent
"Assignment America,"
592
00:24:04,944 --> 00:24:06,912
we asked
for the computer mouse prank
593
00:24:07,012 --> 00:24:09,949
where we tell someone you have
a mouse trapped under a bucket
594
00:24:10,049 --> 00:24:12,051
that turns out
to be a computer mouse.
595
00:24:12,151 --> 00:24:14,219
Now, I'm not saying
that videos of buckets
596
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:15,654
should be on your bucket list,
597
00:24:15,754 --> 00:24:19,458
but if you love pranks,
maybe they should be.
598
00:24:19,558 --> 00:24:20,759
Man: What am I supposed to do?
599
00:24:20,859 --> 00:24:22,795
Woman: You gotta lift the
bucket so they can sweep it
out.
600
00:24:22,895 --> 00:24:25,764
Man: Watch out. Mommy, just
lift it up and push the mouse
out.
601
00:24:25,864 --> 00:24:27,299
I'm not doing this!
602
00:24:27,399 --> 00:24:28,701
Babe! Come on, babe!
603
00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:31,437
I got -- got that doggone
baby mouse.
604
00:24:31,537 --> 00:24:33,172
Woman: Get that mouse
in the box.
605
00:24:33,272 --> 00:24:34,606
♪♪
606
00:24:34,707 --> 00:24:36,475
Man: There's a mouse in there.
I don't know. I just grabbed
it.
607
00:24:36,575 --> 00:24:37,843
Look -- Quick, grab it,
grab it, grab it!
608
00:24:37,943 --> 00:24:41,847
[ Laughter ]
609
00:24:41,947 --> 00:24:43,949
Man: Boys, can you get it out?
Lift it up.
610
00:24:44,049 --> 00:24:45,884
One, two, three.
611
00:24:45,985 --> 00:24:48,887
[ Laughter ]
612
00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:50,322
♪♪
613
00:24:50,422 --> 00:24:52,124
One. Two. Three. Go!
614
00:24:52,224 --> 00:24:54,994
[ Bucket rattles ]
615
00:24:55,094 --> 00:24:57,529
[ Laughter ]
616
00:24:58,564 --> 00:25:00,432
What the...?
617
00:25:00,532 --> 00:25:01,967
Three.
Oh!
618
00:25:02,067 --> 00:25:04,169
[ Laughter ]
619
00:25:04,269 --> 00:25:07,139
Woman: Okay, let it go
far away.
620
00:25:07,239 --> 00:25:08,741
Woman #2:
Oh, it's a mouse!
621
00:25:08,841 --> 00:25:10,876
[ Laughter ]
You suck.
622
00:25:10,976 --> 00:25:13,545
[ Applause ]
623
00:25:16,949 --> 00:25:21,520
Hey, Alfonso. Come show us
some more kid videos!
624
00:25:21,620 --> 00:25:23,689
Okay, Scarlett,
you want kid videos?
625
00:25:23,789 --> 00:25:25,724
Here you gooo!
626
00:25:25,824 --> 00:25:29,328
This bo staff becomes
an "oh, no" staff.
627
00:25:29,428 --> 00:25:30,162
Oh!
628
00:25:30,262 --> 00:25:32,097
[ Laughter ]
629
00:25:35,267 --> 00:25:37,836
Woman: Is it pizza
or is it steak?
630
00:25:41,707 --> 00:25:45,344
What about our steak?
Pizza now!
631
00:25:45,444 --> 00:25:47,746
Steak.
Pizza now!
632
00:25:47,846 --> 00:25:50,049
It's steak, baby.
633
00:25:50,149 --> 00:25:51,417
Steak?
634
00:25:51,517 --> 00:25:54,086
It's pizza now!
635
00:25:54,186 --> 00:25:55,654
Ribeiro: Oh, yuck.
636
00:25:55,754 --> 00:26:00,192
Someone got water
and wet toilet paper
everywhere.
637
00:26:00,292 --> 00:26:02,194
How'd they get it
on the walls?
638
00:26:02,294 --> 00:26:05,030
♪♪
639
00:26:05,130 --> 00:26:08,133
Oh.
Identical twins act alike.
640
00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:09,768
And blame alike.
641
00:26:09,868 --> 00:26:11,270
Get over here!
642
00:26:11,370 --> 00:26:12,471
Woman: Who did it?
643
00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:14,206
Bubba.
Who did it?
644
00:26:14,306 --> 00:26:15,574
Bubba.
645
00:26:15,674 --> 00:26:16,775
Xander, who did it?
646
00:26:16,875 --> 00:26:18,811
Bubba.
647
00:26:18,911 --> 00:26:19,812
Who did it?
648
00:26:19,912 --> 00:26:20,813
Both: Bubba!
649
00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:24,383
[ Arguing ]
650
00:26:25,150 --> 00:26:26,218
[ Laughter ]
651
00:26:29,855 --> 00:26:32,057
[ Laughter ]
652
00:26:36,161 --> 00:26:37,663
Ribeiro:
They made up a game --
653
00:26:37,763 --> 00:26:40,799
sniffing dirty socks
and guessing who they belong
to.
654
00:26:42,167 --> 00:26:43,669
I didn't say it
was a fun game.
655
00:26:43,769 --> 00:26:46,004
[ Laughter ]
656
00:26:47,873 --> 00:26:50,142
No! Yodi, Yodi!
657
00:26:50,242 --> 00:26:53,345
[ Laughter ]
658
00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:01,153
[ Children shouting ]
659
00:27:04,490 --> 00:27:06,358
[ Laughter ]
660
00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:07,159
Man: Freezing.
661
00:27:07,259 --> 00:27:09,261
I.
Say "will."
662
00:27:09,361 --> 00:27:11,497
Will.
"Not."
663
00:27:11,597 --> 00:27:13,365
Not.
"Throw this."
664
00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:15,300
Throw this.
"Promise."
665
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:17,536
Promise.
666
00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:19,872
No! [ Laughs ]
667
00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:22,407
My name is Archer.
Now, this trick is called
668
00:27:22,508 --> 00:27:24,076
the ping pong splash.
669
00:27:24,176 --> 00:27:25,344
[ Splash ]
670
00:27:25,444 --> 00:27:26,345
[ Triumphant music plays ]
671
00:27:26,445 --> 00:27:28,647
Mm-mm-mm!
672
00:27:31,450 --> 00:27:33,318
♪♪
673
00:27:33,418 --> 00:27:34,520
[ Splash ]
674
00:27:34,620 --> 00:27:36,722
♪♪
675
00:27:36,822 --> 00:27:37,823
[ Splash ]
676
00:27:37,923 --> 00:27:38,957
Yes!
677
00:27:39,892 --> 00:27:41,026
[ Splash ]
678
00:27:41,126 --> 00:27:42,928
Woman: What?! Yes!
679
00:27:43,028 --> 00:27:43,996
Oh, my God.
680
00:27:44,096 --> 00:27:53,038
♪♪
681
00:27:53,138 --> 00:27:54,339
[ Dramatically ]
Playgrounds --
682
00:27:54,439 --> 00:27:57,643
innocent fun
or childhood trauma factory?
683
00:27:57,743 --> 00:27:59,111
[ Laughter ]
684
00:27:59,211 --> 00:28:00,979
[ Normally ] Neither,
actually. I mean, they're
pretty fun,
685
00:28:01,079 --> 00:28:02,714
but there's a lot
of falling down and such.
686
00:28:02,814 --> 00:28:04,049
[ Laughter ]
687
00:28:04,149 --> 00:28:07,519
[ Classical music plays ]
688
00:28:07,619 --> 00:28:09,121
[ Girl screams ]
689
00:28:09,221 --> 00:28:16,328
♪♪
690
00:28:16,428 --> 00:28:17,362
[ Woman shouts ]
691
00:28:17,462 --> 00:28:18,764
♪♪
692
00:28:18,864 --> 00:28:20,199
[ Woman shouts ]
693
00:28:20,299 --> 00:28:21,800
♪♪
694
00:28:21,900 --> 00:28:22,768
[ Man groans ]
695
00:28:22,868 --> 00:28:24,503
♪♪
696
00:28:24,603 --> 00:28:25,637
[ Woman grunts ]
697
00:28:25,737 --> 00:28:32,711
♪♪
698
00:28:32,811 --> 00:28:34,146
[ Laughter ]
699
00:28:34,246 --> 00:28:41,086
♪♪
700
00:28:41,186 --> 00:28:47,993
♪♪
701
00:28:48,093 --> 00:28:49,361
[ Woman laughs ]
702
00:28:49,461 --> 00:28:55,834
♪♪
703
00:28:55,934 --> 00:28:57,302
[ Laughter ]
704
00:28:57,402 --> 00:28:59,037
♪♪
705
00:28:59,137 --> 00:29:00,339
[ Laughter ]
706
00:29:00,439 --> 00:29:05,043
♪♪
707
00:29:05,143 --> 00:29:06,411
[ Boy laughs ]
708
00:29:06,511 --> 00:29:08,080
♪♪
709
00:29:08,180 --> 00:29:11,149
[ Cheers and applause ]
710
00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:14,853
Got a funny video?
Upload it to AFV.com.
711
00:29:14,953 --> 00:29:18,724
♪♪
712
00:29:20,926 --> 00:29:24,896
♪♪
713
00:29:24,997 --> 00:29:27,899
Don't you wish life
had a rewind button
714
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,135
so that when something happens
to make you wonder,
715
00:29:30,235 --> 00:29:31,336
"Did I just see that?"
716
00:29:31,436 --> 00:29:33,472
you could go back
and see if you really did?
717
00:29:33,572 --> 00:29:35,941
Well, thanks to new technology
that's been around
718
00:29:36,041 --> 00:29:37,442
nearly 100 years,
719
00:29:37,542 --> 00:29:39,811
we can give things
that are worth a second look
720
00:29:39,911 --> 00:29:42,714
a second look.
721
00:29:42,814 --> 00:29:44,349
Look at the girl on the left.
722
00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:45,917
I say hats off to her.
723
00:29:46,051 --> 00:29:47,286
[ Indistinct hip-hop music
plays
]
724
00:29:47,386 --> 00:29:48,854
And hat back on.
725
00:29:48,954 --> 00:29:50,222
[ Laughter ]
726
00:29:50,322 --> 00:29:53,225
[ Music plays in slow motion ]
727
00:29:53,325 --> 00:29:56,862
♪♪
728
00:29:56,962 --> 00:29:59,197
Mom left her protein shake
on the floor,
729
00:29:59,298 --> 00:30:01,066
but Genevieve prefers it
on the wall.
730
00:30:01,166 --> 00:30:02,134
♪♪
731
00:30:02,234 --> 00:30:03,535
Woman: Oh!
732
00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:04,670
[ Splat ]
733
00:30:04,770 --> 00:30:06,305
[ Distorted ] Oh!
734
00:30:06,405 --> 00:30:09,641
That bucket fields better
than most of the Red Sox.
735
00:30:09,741 --> 00:30:11,710
[ Laughter ]
736
00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:13,979
[ Ding ]
737
00:30:14,079 --> 00:30:17,115
Man: [ Slow motion ] Nice!
[ Laughs ]
738
00:30:17,215 --> 00:30:20,052
Watch the head of the broom...
739
00:30:20,152 --> 00:30:21,653
go zoom zoom.
740
00:30:21,753 --> 00:30:22,654
♪♪
741
00:30:22,754 --> 00:30:23,689
[ Thud ]
742
00:30:23,789 --> 00:30:25,390
[ Laughter ]
743
00:30:25,490 --> 00:30:27,192
[ Crowd cheering ]
744
00:30:27,292 --> 00:30:30,195
You can use your head in
soccer. Why not volleyball?
745
00:30:30,295 --> 00:30:31,330
♪♪
746
00:30:31,430 --> 00:30:33,298
[ Crowd gasps ]
747
00:30:33,398 --> 00:30:36,268
[ Crowd gasps in slow motion ]
748
00:30:36,368 --> 00:30:39,771
♪♪
749
00:30:39,871 --> 00:30:41,807
[ Cheers and applause ]
750
00:30:41,907 --> 00:30:45,010
You can call them boneheads,
you can call them nincompoops.
751
00:30:45,110 --> 00:30:46,912
Just don't call them
late for "AFV,"
752
00:30:47,012 --> 00:30:48,146
because it's time for a gang
753
00:30:48,246 --> 00:30:50,916
for whom good decisions
just ain't a thang.
754
00:30:51,016 --> 00:30:52,484
[ Laughter ]
755
00:30:52,584 --> 00:30:55,487
♪♪
756
00:30:55,587 --> 00:30:59,358
This is the world's most
expensive game of dominoes.
757
00:30:59,458 --> 00:31:00,826
♪♪
758
00:31:00,926 --> 00:31:03,829
[ Laughter ]
759
00:31:03,929 --> 00:31:09,935
♪♪
760
00:31:10,035 --> 00:31:10,936
Oh!
761
00:31:11,036 --> 00:31:12,938
[ Laughter ]
762
00:31:13,038 --> 00:31:15,941
Well, at least the baby
wasn't in the stroller yet.
763
00:31:16,041 --> 00:31:18,343
♪♪
764
00:31:18,443 --> 00:31:21,079
She promised to stay for
better, for worse,
765
00:31:21,179 --> 00:31:23,782
or if he gets off
the paddle board first.
766
00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:26,752
[ Laughter ]
767
00:31:27,753 --> 00:31:30,822
Leave car in park.
Leave kid in car.
768
00:31:30,922 --> 00:31:32,624
Kid knocks car out of park.
769
00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:34,626
Hilarity ensues.
770
00:31:34,726 --> 00:31:37,562
[ Indistinct screaming ]
771
00:31:37,662 --> 00:31:40,031
[ Laughter ]
772
00:31:40,132 --> 00:31:42,734
Brakes!
773
00:31:42,834 --> 00:31:44,536
[ Indistinct shouting ]
774
00:31:44,636 --> 00:31:45,837
[ Tires squeal ]
775
00:31:45,937 --> 00:31:47,773
[ Laughter ]
776
00:31:47,873 --> 00:31:49,307
Do it.
777
00:31:49,408 --> 00:31:50,809
After.
778
00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:53,311
I know you think they're
going to drop that bag of
flour,
779
00:31:53,412 --> 00:31:56,047
but that's not
what they drop.
780
00:31:56,148 --> 00:31:57,949
[ Glass shatters ]
781
00:31:58,049 --> 00:32:00,986
[ Laughter ]
782
00:32:01,086 --> 00:32:08,427
♪♪
783
00:32:08,527 --> 00:32:15,867
♪♪
784
00:32:15,967 --> 00:32:17,469
She finally dozed off.
785
00:32:17,569 --> 00:32:19,571
Most grandpas
would let her sleep.
786
00:32:19,671 --> 00:32:22,374
[ Chuckles ]
Then there's Dave.
787
00:32:22,474 --> 00:32:23,975
Kelly!
788
00:32:24,075 --> 00:32:25,977
[ Laughter ]
789
00:32:26,077 --> 00:32:28,513
[ Cheers and applause ]
790
00:32:31,016 --> 00:32:33,452
Things in the world
are almost back to normal.
791
00:32:33,552 --> 00:32:34,920
But for my
introverted friends,
792
00:32:35,020 --> 00:32:37,756
normal means having a queasy
feeling in their stomach
793
00:32:37,856 --> 00:32:40,125
at the thought of making
small talk with a stranger.
794
00:32:40,225 --> 00:32:43,562
For everybody feeling anxious
at the thought of being
social,
795
00:32:43,662 --> 00:32:46,565
these people are perfect for
you because they're on TV
796
00:32:46,665 --> 00:32:48,433
and you don't have to
talk to them.
797
00:32:48,533 --> 00:32:49,901
Here
[speaking indistinctly]
798
00:32:50,001 --> 00:32:53,371
♪♪
799
00:32:53,472 --> 00:32:55,974
Oh, this is going to rust out,
keeping it outside.
800
00:32:56,074 --> 00:32:58,076
♪♪
801
00:32:58,176 --> 00:32:59,744
Oh!
Sorry!
802
00:32:59,845 --> 00:33:02,481
Ooh!
Sorry!
803
00:33:02,581 --> 00:33:03,815
Are you okay?
804
00:33:05,750 --> 00:33:06,918
Man: What are you doing?
805
00:33:09,287 --> 00:33:12,123
Will you stop it?
Hey.
806
00:33:12,224 --> 00:33:15,193
Ribeiro: I guess she figured
out where you keep the treats.
807
00:33:16,628 --> 00:33:19,931
Man: Hey. Please cut it out.
808
00:33:20,031 --> 00:33:22,601
♪♪
809
00:33:22,701 --> 00:33:23,802
You already had breakfast.
810
00:33:23,902 --> 00:33:28,507
[ Laughter ]
811
00:33:28,607 --> 00:33:30,208
♪♪
812
00:33:30,308 --> 00:33:32,043
Ribeiro: The problem
with training in the park
813
00:33:32,143 --> 00:33:34,946
is you might get
some unwanted looky-loos.
814
00:33:35,046 --> 00:33:40,118
♪♪
815
00:33:40,218 --> 00:33:42,020
What is that?
Oh, my God!
816
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:44,422
Oh, my God!
There's a raccoon!
817
00:33:44,523 --> 00:33:48,159
Oh! There's a raccoon
right there!
818
00:33:48,260 --> 00:33:49,494
[ Laughs ]
819
00:33:49,594 --> 00:33:54,833
♪♪
820
00:33:54,933 --> 00:33:56,701
Better give it
a shimmy-shimmy.
821
00:33:56,801 --> 00:34:00,639
♪♪
822
00:34:00,739 --> 00:34:02,574
How about another
shimmy-shimmy?
823
00:34:02,674 --> 00:34:06,511
♪♪
824
00:34:06,611 --> 00:34:09,648
[ Dog barks ]
825
00:34:09,748 --> 00:34:11,750
Surprise parties --
826
00:34:11,850 --> 00:34:13,418
they're not for everyone.
827
00:34:13,518 --> 00:34:16,421
[ People shouting "Surprise,"
horns blowing ]
828
00:34:16,521 --> 00:34:19,424
[ Laughter ]
829
00:34:19,524 --> 00:34:21,293
[ Woman yells ]
830
00:34:21,393 --> 00:34:26,464
♪♪
831
00:34:26,565 --> 00:34:28,800
It's strange --
it's not funny at all
832
00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:30,502
to get your hand stuck
in a glass,
833
00:34:30,602 --> 00:34:33,104
but it's actually hilarious
to make someone think
834
00:34:33,204 --> 00:34:34,739
your hand is stuck in a glass.
835
00:34:34,839 --> 00:34:37,342
Which is why "The Hand Stuck
in a Glass" prank
836
00:34:37,442 --> 00:34:39,010
is tonight's
"Assignment America."
837
00:34:39,110 --> 00:34:41,580
All you need is some dish
soap, a glass or vase
838
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:42,814
that's a little bigger
than your hand,
839
00:34:42,914 --> 00:34:44,883
and a friend who's,
shall we say,
840
00:34:44,983 --> 00:34:46,651
less than observant.
841
00:34:46,751 --> 00:34:48,520
Need to see how it's done?
Here, check this out.
842
00:34:48,620 --> 00:34:50,255
Jack!
Jack: What's wrong?
843
00:34:52,023 --> 00:34:54,526
No.
It's stuck! It hurts!
844
00:34:54,626 --> 00:34:55,594
It hurts!
845
00:34:55,694 --> 00:34:58,129
Okay.
[ Speaking indistinctly ]
846
00:34:58,229 --> 00:35:00,398
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Poor baby.
847
00:35:00,498 --> 00:35:02,601
It's a -- It's not --
Yeah, this is not going to
fit.
848
00:35:02,701 --> 00:35:04,603
Okay.
Okay, grab some soap.
849
00:35:04,703 --> 00:35:06,304
Grab some soap.
Okay, I'll get --
850
00:35:06,404 --> 00:35:07,405
[ Thud ]
Grab the soap.
851
00:35:07,505 --> 00:35:09,608
Dear God.
Grab the soap.
852
00:35:09,708 --> 00:35:11,876
Okay.
Okay, put some soap in.
Put some soap in it.
853
00:35:11,977 --> 00:35:13,111
Why is it already soapy?
854
00:35:13,211 --> 00:35:14,679
Just -- Because I was
washing it before.
855
00:35:14,779 --> 00:35:17,148
Okay. Okay. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
856
00:35:17,248 --> 00:35:19,184
Okay,
let's see if that works.
857
00:35:19,284 --> 00:35:20,852
It's not.
It really hurts.
858
00:35:20,952 --> 00:35:23,121
Okay, well, just pull
it out!
It really hurts!
859
00:35:23,221 --> 00:35:26,424
Grab something!
Grab a paper towel.
860
00:35:26,524 --> 00:35:28,126
Okay. Okay.
861
00:35:28,226 --> 00:35:30,562
Maybe try, like...
I don't know.
862
00:35:30,662 --> 00:35:33,398
What am I supposed
to do with this?
I don't know.
863
00:35:33,498 --> 00:35:34,699
That doesn't --
That's not doing anything.
864
00:35:34,799 --> 00:35:35,867
Maybe if I wedge
it down --
865
00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:38,036
It's not working.
866
00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:40,505
[ Laughter ]
867
00:35:40,605 --> 00:35:42,474
So get to cleaning
those glasses,
868
00:35:42,574 --> 00:35:43,942
and you just might clean up.
869
00:35:44,042 --> 00:35:45,210
Jess, tell them more.
870
00:35:45,310 --> 00:35:46,845
With the "Hand Stuck
in a Glass" Prank,
871
00:35:46,945 --> 00:35:48,747
the unwitting friend
who thinks he's helping you
872
00:35:48,847 --> 00:35:51,750
free your hand might actually
be helping you both get on TV.
873
00:35:51,850 --> 00:35:53,685
Who knows?
The video of your glass gag
874
00:35:53,785 --> 00:35:55,987
might win you $20,000
or even $100,000.
875
00:35:56,087 --> 00:35:57,956
Just upload the video
to AFV.com.
876
00:35:58,056 --> 00:36:00,325
For full contest rules,
log on to AFV.com.
877
00:36:00,425 --> 00:36:01,826
There's nearly
nothing as funny
878
00:36:01,926 --> 00:36:03,361
as the "Hand Stuck
in a Glass" prank,
879
00:36:03,461 --> 00:36:06,231
and if you end up 20 grand
richer, you have us to thank.
880
00:36:08,433 --> 00:36:11,770
[ Cheers and applause ]
881
00:36:11,870 --> 00:36:15,073
The competition is tough,
but there's no need to bicker,
882
00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:17,842
even though somebody's wallet
is about to get thicker.
883
00:36:17,942 --> 00:36:19,878
So let's meet our finalists.
884
00:36:19,978 --> 00:36:22,080
First up, he got caught
sneaking a treat
885
00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:24,149
because he was
a little bit famished.
886
00:36:24,249 --> 00:36:27,786
He just blames it on the
monster that conveniently
vanished.
887
00:36:27,886 --> 00:36:29,421
It's "Little Donut Denier,"
888
00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:33,191
sent in by Tracy Feulner
from West Glenville, New York.
889
00:36:33,291 --> 00:36:34,626
[ Cheers and applause ]
890
00:36:34,726 --> 00:36:36,628
Woman: What happened
right here to this box?
891
00:36:45,737 --> 00:36:47,572
The monster attacked you?
892
00:36:48,506 --> 00:36:50,375
And he gave you a donut?
Yes.
893
00:36:50,475 --> 00:36:54,079
Joining us are Tracy, RJ,
Spencer, and Cooper.
894
00:36:54,179 --> 00:36:56,247
Now, Tracy,
judging by how quickly
895
00:36:56,347 --> 00:36:58,249
Spencer came up
with an excuse,
896
00:36:58,349 --> 00:37:02,053
I'm guessing this isn't the
first time he's snuck a snack?
897
00:37:02,153 --> 00:37:03,521
No, no, no.
898
00:37:03,621 --> 00:37:06,725
Spence readily climbs
counters, uses door pulls as
ladders,
899
00:37:06,825 --> 00:37:08,493
and climbs all the shelves
in the pantry
900
00:37:08,593 --> 00:37:12,497
to get whatever we hide,
whatever he can get.
901
00:37:12,597 --> 00:37:13,965
Whatever he can get.
Well, sometimes,
902
00:37:14,065 --> 00:37:15,633
I feel the same way.
And you know what?
903
00:37:15,734 --> 00:37:18,403
Listen, if you win,
you'll get enough money to buy
904
00:37:18,503 --> 00:37:20,505
all the donuts
you can eat, okay?
905
00:37:20,605 --> 00:37:21,673
Yeah!
906
00:37:21,773 --> 00:37:25,110
Yeah! Alright.
Good luck, guys. [ Laughs ]
907
00:37:25,210 --> 00:37:26,377
[ Applause ]
908
00:37:26,478 --> 00:37:29,514
Next up, apps for texting?
Well, those he's used.
909
00:37:29,614 --> 00:37:32,417
But an old-fashioned mailbox
has this youngster confused.
910
00:37:32,517 --> 00:37:34,285
It's "Snail Mail Fail,"
911
00:37:34,385 --> 00:37:37,155
sent in by Barbara Young
from Detroit, Michigan.
912
00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:38,957
[ Cheers and applause ]
913
00:37:39,057 --> 00:37:41,226
Woman: Kayden.
Girl: Kayden.
Mom, let me show him.
914
00:37:41,326 --> 00:37:43,128
[ Laughing ]
Let me show him.
Let me show him.
915
00:37:43,228 --> 00:37:46,331
No. Kayden. No.
Pull it down. [ Laughs ]
916
00:37:46,431 --> 00:37:50,435
Pull it down, son.
[ Laughs ]
917
00:37:50,535 --> 00:37:53,438
Oh, gosh.
No, put it inside.
918
00:37:53,538 --> 00:37:57,675
Yeah, put it in there.
Yup. [ Laughs ]
919
00:37:57,776 --> 00:38:00,645
Joining us are Barbara,
Anthony, and Kayden.
920
00:38:00,745 --> 00:38:02,847
Now, listen, first of all,
Kayden, I don't think
921
00:38:02,947 --> 00:38:05,750
most 11-year-olds know
how to use a mailbox,
922
00:38:05,850 --> 00:38:07,285
so don't feel bad,
alright?
923
00:38:07,385 --> 00:38:11,456
And, Barbara, I understand the
reason why Kayden was
concerned
924
00:38:11,556 --> 00:38:16,094
was because he thought this
was somebody's personal
mailbox.
925
00:38:16,194 --> 00:38:18,797
Yes, he did,
because the mailbox was placed
926
00:38:18,897 --> 00:38:21,032
right on the corner
in front of someone's house.
927
00:38:21,132 --> 00:38:22,100
[ Laughs ]
928
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:24,502
Did he think you were
pranking him?
929
00:38:24,602 --> 00:38:26,604
I think a little bit.
But he really thought
930
00:38:26,704 --> 00:38:28,139
we were just breaking
the law.
931
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:31,109
But, listen, if you win,
you know what?
932
00:38:31,209 --> 00:38:32,744
We're going to wire you
the money
933
00:38:32,844 --> 00:38:35,013
so that we don't have to deal
with the mail, okay?
934
00:38:35,113 --> 00:38:36,114
[ Laughs ]
Thank you.
935
00:38:36,214 --> 00:38:39,250
Okay. Good luck, guys.
936
00:38:39,350 --> 00:38:42,654
And finally, all she wanted
were some fashionable spots.
937
00:38:42,754 --> 00:38:45,857
Instead, a face
like a raccoon is what she
got.
938
00:38:45,957 --> 00:38:48,793
It's "Heckled by Freckles,"
sent in by Ashley Smith
939
00:38:48,893 --> 00:38:51,229
from Murfreesboro, Tennessee.
940
00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:56,367
So, I saw this product at --
I actually saw it on TikTok --
941
00:38:56,467 --> 00:38:58,503
to give yourself
fake freckles.
942
00:38:58,603 --> 00:38:59,938
Looks like this.
943
00:39:00,038 --> 00:39:02,407
Ribeiro: I can't wait to see
these do-it-yourself freckles.
944
00:39:02,507 --> 00:39:04,175
Okay, let's see.
945
00:39:06,711 --> 00:39:08,346
[ Laughter ]
946
00:39:08,446 --> 00:39:11,182
Joining us are Ashley, Jimmy,
and Nola.
947
00:39:11,282 --> 00:39:14,752
Now, Ashley, you saw people
do this makeup trick
948
00:39:14,853 --> 00:39:18,223
on the Internet,
and they promised you
freckles.
949
00:39:18,323 --> 00:39:20,024
What went wrong?
950
00:39:20,124 --> 00:39:23,962
Yeah, so apparently you're not
supposed to shake the can.
951
00:39:24,062 --> 00:39:28,132
I wasn't given that memo,
and I shook it three times.
952
00:39:28,233 --> 00:39:30,969
Wow. Okay. Alright.
I can see how that could
happen.
953
00:39:31,069 --> 00:39:32,403
You see those cans,
you want to shake it.
954
00:39:32,503 --> 00:39:34,339
But you know what?
You're making me think
955
00:39:34,439 --> 00:39:37,842
not everything on the Internet
can be trusted.
956
00:39:37,942 --> 00:39:39,277
Yes, exactly.
957
00:39:39,377 --> 00:39:40,712
Whoo. Wow.
Exactly.
958
00:39:40,812 --> 00:39:43,348
Crazy. Good luck, guys.
959
00:39:43,448 --> 00:39:44,916
Alright.
We're going to find out
960
00:39:45,016 --> 00:39:46,484
who takes home the cash
in just a minute.
961
00:39:46,584 --> 00:39:48,353
But first, let's take a look
at some of the clips
962
00:39:48,453 --> 00:39:50,121
that didn't make our top three
963
00:39:50,221 --> 00:39:52,357
in tonight's
"Honorable Mention."
964
00:39:52,457 --> 00:39:55,260
♪♪
965
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:57,762
[ Slow motion screaming ]
966
00:39:57,862 --> 00:40:00,298
[ Crash ]
967
00:40:00,398 --> 00:40:02,734
[ Children laughing ]
968
00:40:02,834 --> 00:40:03,868
[ Slide whistle ]
969
00:40:03,968 --> 00:40:06,371
[ Cymbals crash ]
970
00:40:06,471 --> 00:40:07,839
[ Slide whistle ]
971
00:40:07,939 --> 00:40:10,275
[ Laughter ]
972
00:40:10,375 --> 00:40:14,078
[ Engine revving,
man shouting "Yee-haw!" ]
973
00:40:14,178 --> 00:40:15,947
[ Man grunts ]
974
00:40:16,047 --> 00:40:19,150
[ Screams ]
975
00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:22,220
[ Thudding ]
976
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:23,354
[ Clang ]
977
00:40:24,589 --> 00:40:25,924
[ Thud ]
978
00:40:26,024 --> 00:40:28,760
[ Cheers and applause ]
979
00:40:28,860 --> 00:40:31,162
Okay, it's time to hand out
tonight's prizes --
980
00:40:31,262 --> 00:40:35,066
$20,000 for first, $6,000 for
second, and $4,000 for third.
981
00:40:35,166 --> 00:40:39,804
Here we go. Our third-place
$4,000 winner is...
982
00:40:39,904 --> 00:40:42,507
"Snail Mail Fail,"
sent in by Barbara Young
983
00:40:42,607 --> 00:40:44,175
from Detroit, Michigan.
984
00:40:44,275 --> 00:40:46,377
[ Cheers and applause ]
985
00:40:46,477 --> 00:40:49,080
Thank you.
986
00:40:49,180 --> 00:40:51,482
And the winner of the $20,000
987
00:40:51,582 --> 00:40:55,019
and tonight's
Funniest Home Video is...
988
00:40:55,119 --> 00:40:58,089
"Little Donut Denier,"
sent in by Tracy Feulner
989
00:40:58,189 --> 00:40:59,257
from West Glenville, New York.
990
00:40:59,357 --> 00:41:03,261
We have Spencer, Tracy, RJ,
and Cooper!
991
00:41:03,361 --> 00:41:04,429
Yes!
992
00:41:04,529 --> 00:41:05,830
[ Cheers and applause ]
993
00:41:05,930 --> 00:41:07,999
He is gone!
994
00:41:08,099 --> 00:41:10,468
Congratulations.
995
00:41:10,568 --> 00:41:15,740
Now, I heard that a neighbor
gave Spencer those donuts.
996
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:18,643
Yes, yes.
So what was your reaction
when you found that out?
997
00:41:18,743 --> 00:41:21,212
I won! [ Roars ]
998
00:41:21,312 --> 00:41:23,514
It was our very good friend,
a neighbor,
999
00:41:23,614 --> 00:41:25,850
and I was not impressed
because they were chocolate,
1000
00:41:25,950 --> 00:41:29,220
and I thought, "This kid
does not need any more sugar."
1001
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:32,290
But, now, I also understand
that it was the same neighbor
1002
00:41:32,390 --> 00:41:35,860
that told you guys to send
your video to "AFV," right?
1003
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:38,363
Yes. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. So I don't know,
1004
00:41:38,463 --> 00:41:42,133
maybe buy her a donut
with some of your winnings.
1005
00:41:42,233 --> 00:41:44,135
Oh, yes. Yeah, we're going to
give her a few donuts.
Oh, yeah.
1006
00:41:44,235 --> 00:41:47,138
There you go. Alright.
Well, congratulations.
1007
00:41:47,238 --> 00:41:48,740
Thank you so much.
You've got $20,000
1008
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:51,242
and a shot at $100,000.
1009
00:41:51,342 --> 00:41:52,243
[ Squeals ]
1010
00:41:52,343 --> 00:41:53,945
Awesome, guys. Awesome.
1011
00:41:54,045 --> 00:41:56,347
[ Cheers and applause ]
1012
00:41:56,447 --> 00:41:57,648
Thank you!
1013
00:41:57,749 --> 00:41:59,017
♪♪
1014
00:41:59,117 --> 00:42:02,220
If you're just joining us now,
what terrible timing,
1015
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:04,722
unless your favorite part
of the show is the end
credits.
1016
00:42:04,822 --> 00:42:06,557
Yeah. [ Laughs ]
So we'll see you next time.
1017
00:42:06,657 --> 00:42:08,760
And don't forget, if you
upload a video and it airs on
the show,
1018
00:42:08,860 --> 00:42:10,661
we'll send you
an "AFV" T-shirt.
1019
00:42:10,762 --> 00:42:12,030
So good night, everybody,
and remember,
1020
00:42:12,130 --> 00:42:14,966
send your video to me,
you might win 20 G's.
1021
00:42:15,066 --> 00:42:16,334
[ Clicks tongue ]
Good night.
1022
00:42:16,434 --> 00:42:18,503
[ Cheers and applause ]
1023
00:42:18,603 --> 00:42:21,506
-- Captions by VITAC --
1024
00:42:21,606 --> 00:42:28,079
♪♪
1025
00:42:28,179 --> 00:42:34,685
♪♪
1026
00:42:34,786 --> 00:42:41,225
♪♪
1027
00:42:41,325 --> 00:42:47,799
♪♪
1028
00:42:47,899 --> 00:42:54,472
♪♪