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Philip, this kitchen is a mess.
I'd appreciate some help, please.
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I'm cleaning out the refrigerator.
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Check it out. I got the perfect thing...
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to surprise Ashley with
at her birthday party.
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Yo, Geoffrey! Come on down!
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I'd really rather not, Master William.
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Come on, G, they waiting.
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Come on, G, kick it.
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Hi, kids.
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How are you doodly-do doing?
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I have never been more humiliated
in my life.
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I'm sorry, but we're not laughing at you.
We're laughing with you.
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Yo, that's just them.
I'm definitely laughing at you.
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Master William, you could have at least
rented a proper clown costume.
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- There's a nasty little stain on my shirt.
- There ain't no stain...
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Right there.
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- Hi, everybody.
- Hi.
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Hi, almost-birthday girl.
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Well, sweetie, how does it feel
to be almost 12?
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Dad, as you get older,
birthdays have less and less significance.
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You know, I really stopped counting at 10.
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Come on, aren't you just a little bit excited
about your birthday party?
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I know it's a little immature,
but, yes, I can't wait.
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What will you wish for
when you blow your candles out?
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There is one thing I've been wishing for.
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- A doll?
- A dress?
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- A game?
- No.
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A boy!
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Look. This is a really good picture of him.
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- Who's he?
- His name is Little T.
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You know, that kid singer.
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He's not just a kid singer.
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He's the coolest, cutest guy
in the universe.
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Some would beg to differ.
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I've been reading all about him.
Listen to this:
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"He loves video games,
cheeseburgers, and basketball.
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"He hates rainy days, anchovies,
and phony people."
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He is so deep.
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You're telling me.
He likes all the same stuff I like.
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God, I'd love to meet him someday.
I wonder what I'd say.
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How about, "Hold the anchovies"?
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Very funny, Carlton.
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You know, it's just because
you've never really been in love.
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I don't like the ugly turn this is taking.
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Carlton, what are you talking about?
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I just don't think it's healthy that
Ashley's so boy crazy.
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Shouldn't she be playing with
those toy ponies with the pink hair?
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Carlton, it's just puppy love.
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Don't you remember your first crush?
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Yeah. It was Tootie in The Facts of Life.
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Wait. You had a love thing for Tootie?
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When did you get over it?
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What do you mean "get over it"?
I'd still love to meet her someday.
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I wonder what I'd say.
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How about, "Hello, Tootie, I'm Fruity"?
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Just because you've never been in love...
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I've got the perfect idea
for Ashley's birthday present.
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- What's that, sweetheart?
- I know Little T's agent.
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He used to go out with my friend Jennifer.
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I'll bet he could get Ashley
a front row seat at Little T's next concert.
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Listen, Hilary, if you know his agent...
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you can get something
twice as good as that.
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Two seats.
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Let me walk you through this one.
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Tomorrow is Ashley's birthday party.
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Ashley has a crush on Little T.
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Birthday party. Little T.
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Something beginning to gel here?
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Wouldn't it be nice
if Little T came to Ashley's birthday party?
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That would be so cute.
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Will everybody please be quiet?
I'm trying to think.
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This party has been going on for an hour.
When is Little T gonna get here?
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You know nothing about celebrities.
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They always come to parties
fashionably late.
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For a celebrity, being an hour late
is like being half an hour early.
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Yeah? Well, if he's not here
15 minutes ago, that's his butt.
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Hi, kids. I'm Tidy the Clown.
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We are going to play a new game.
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It's called
Clean Up After Your Spoiled Little Selves.
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- Mom, Dad, make him stop.
- What's the matter, baby?
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Come on, a clown at a birthday party?
It's so babyish.
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No, it's cool.
I'm about to get this party started right.
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All right, kids, check it out.
I'm Ashley's cousin, Will...
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and I'm about to hip y'all
to this new style of dancing.
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It's called dumb dancing,
and no matter what you do...
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you got to have a serious mug on
the whole time.
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So y'all peep this here.
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All right. Come on. Now you give it a try.
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Yeah, like that'll be happening.
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Yeah, man, who invited the old guy?
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My brother, you want to take this outside?
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Will, will you cut it out?
You are wrecking the party.
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I mean, this stuff is for babies:
clowns, dance contests.
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Hi, kids. Prepare to be amazed.
It's time for the great Carltoni.
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I wish I was never born.
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Great. Now, that's Little T's agent.
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I was the only one who thought
Home Alone would make money.
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Yeah, that was me. Got to go.
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- Lee.
- Hilary.
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Listen, sorry I'm late,
but I was just at Goldie's house...
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and Goldie and Chevy and Mel were there.
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It just turned into a thing and, you know...
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As usual, I had to straighten it out.
But, you know...
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Exactly.
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Well, is Little T here?
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Hey, would I lie to you?
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Happy birthday, Ashley.
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Are you feeling better?
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I can't believe I just did that.
This is so embarrassing.
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- It's not so bad.
- Come on.
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I've always been planning on things to say
if I got a chance to meet you.
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Then I finally meet you,
and I don't even make a sound.
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I don't know about that.
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You made a pretty good thud
when you hit the ground.
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Did I really? God, I can't even faint right.
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Come on.
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You mean this is the most embarrassing
thing that's ever happened to you?
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- I guess not.
- What was?
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I can't tell you. It's too embarrassing.
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I'll tell you
my most embarrassing moment.
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I was dressing for gym class
during a fire drill...
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and I had to run out of the building
in my drawers.
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Okay, I'll tell you mine.
It was the Honor Day assembly.
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I was sitting with my legs crossed
for the whole time.
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And when they called my name
for the English award...
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I stood up and started across the stage,
only my leg was asleep.
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And then, thwap! I fell flat on my face.
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Come to think of it...
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most of my embarrassing moments
involve me hitting the floor.
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You're really funny. You're really cool, too.
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- Who, me?
- Yeah.
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Look, I've got to go.
Sorry we didn't have more time to talk.
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I mean, what with you being
unconscious and all.
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- Okay, thanks for coming.
- Sure.
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- Look, you want to go out sometime?
- Who, me?
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I thought we'd go out for pizza
tomorrow night.
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I mean, if you're free.
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I'd have to check my calendar,
but I think I'm free.
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Okay, then can I come around 7:00?
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- Okay.
- Okay, then.
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- I guess I'll go now.
- I'll walk you to the door.
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I'm hungry. Would you like a sandwich?
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No, thanks, Mom. I'm just too excited.
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I can never eat before a big date.
Do I look okay?
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Hilary, it's not even your date.
It's Ashley's date.
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Yeah, but still, do I look okay?
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Hilary, baby, calm down.
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I'm sorry, Mom, but this is
the most exciting day in a girl's life.
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I mean, it's Ashley's first date.
And it's with a celebrity.
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It is so gratifying
to see her developing the right values.
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- Guys, don't do that.
- What?
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You know, sigh like that.
You make me feel like Benji.
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Okay. We're just excited, that's all.
We'll calm down.
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- Thanks. Could you check my hair?
- Sure.
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Thanks. I'm gonna go in the living room
and wait for Little T.
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Just a second.
Baby, I just want to get one picture.
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Mom, not the camcorder.
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But, sweetheart, this is your first date.
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- This only happens once in your life.
- Thank God.
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Okay, now turn around
so we can see your pretty dress.
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Go back out and come in again
the way you did.
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Go on. Hilary, you sit there
drinking your coffee the way you were.
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That was great.
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No, Mom. Let's do it again.
I wasn't happy with what I did.
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Ashley, go back out again.
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Guys, will you cut it out?
You're driving me crazy.
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He's a very special boy...
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and I don't want to be so nervous
that I mess things up.
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In case you don't remember,
this is my first date.
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I'm telling you, Uncle Phil,
he kissed her right on her mouth.
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It was really more on the cheek.
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Yeah, but he was aiming for her mouth
and he missed.
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The kid is not only aggressive,
but inaccurate...
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and that's a dangerous combination.
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You're getting all worked up over nothing.
He's just a 13-year-old boy.
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Uncle Phil, you don't understand.
This is serious.
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I know what goes on
in the mind of a 13-year-old boy.
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Considering you still have the mind
of a 13-year-old boy.
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Will's got a good point.
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When I was 13, I harbored some
pretty impure thoughts about Tootie.
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Look, I wasn't thrilled about her going out
in the first place.
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She's only 12.
But she had her heart set on it.
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Besides, the kid's agent is chaperoning.
So what could possibly happen?
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That's them. This discussion is at an end.
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Master T and Mr. Lee Cohen.
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Hey, you're English.
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00:14:10,749 --> 00:14:12,740
You know,
I represent some English bands.
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- Ever heard of Duran Duran?
- Why, yes.
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When they came to me,
they were just Duran.
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I added the second Duran, and bang-o!
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You must be so proud.
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00:14:25,664 --> 00:14:27,063
Hi, Mr. Banks.
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I brought some flowers for Ashley.
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00:14:29,534 --> 00:14:33,470
Now, that's sweet.
Isn't that sweet, Will, Carlton?
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Yeah, real sweet.
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- This evening should be fun.
- I hope it will be, son.
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Ashley's in the kitchen.
Why don't you join her?
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Isn't that sweet?
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He seems really excited
about his first date.
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First date? Dream on.
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- First date today, maybe.
- Pardon me?
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When he's on tour, he's gotta beat
the chicks away with a stick.
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Wish I had a piece of that action.
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- Action.
- Isn't that sweet?
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You kids have a great time
at the pizza place.
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We will.
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00:15:09,741 --> 00:15:12,175
Did you hear that? "We will."
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All right, kids. Let's party.
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Okay, sweetie. Bye-bye. Have a good time.
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- Have fun, you guys.
- Bye-bye.
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- Follow them.
- Out.
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When I first read the script
of Pretty Woman...
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it was called Attractive Woman.
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I said, "Come on, guys,
let's go all the way with this."
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So they changed the title, and bang-o!
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- So, what's your favorite video game?
- Tetris.
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- Me, too.
- I brought my Game Boy.
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- So you want to play?
- Okay.
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He's got his arm around her already.
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That's the same arm I used when I was 13.
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- It's that love arm.
- We better work fast. Let's roll.
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00:16:14,072 --> 00:16:16,540
Hey, Ashley, Little T, what's going on?
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What are you two doing here?
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00:16:18,176 --> 00:16:21,942
Uncle Phil got hungry,
so he sent us to pick up a dozen pizzas.
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- Ashley, can I speak to you for a minute?
- Excuse me.
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00:16:28,787 --> 00:16:31,585
- What do you want?
- Don't get upset, but it's your hair.
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00:16:31,656 --> 00:16:34,420
It's doing a weird kind of bird's nest thing.
228
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You might wanna get a hairbrush
and fix it.
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I'll be right back.
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I'm gonna be straight with you.
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You're going out with my little cousin.
You better not try nothing.
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Don't give me that innocent role.
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00:17:02,587 --> 00:17:05,215
I know what you people
in the music business are like.
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00:17:05,290 --> 00:17:06,917
Makes me sick.
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00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:11,723
Sorry, but I don't know
what you're talking about.
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Perhaps this will refresh your memory.
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From the current issue
of Right On! magazine.
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There's a picture of you
at the recent Soul Train Awards.
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Maybe you'd be kind enough to tell us
who this bimbo is on your arm.
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That's my mom.
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Sorry.
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All right.
You covered yourself on that one...
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00:17:41,927 --> 00:17:44,828
but what about this girlie action
you been getting on tour?
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Your agent told me all about it.
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Did you believe my agent?
Man, he lies about everything.
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He told me
I could have a career in singing.
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Look, guys, with all the recording,
touring, and my homework...
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I haven't had any time for girls.
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To tell you the truth,
this is my first real date.
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I knew that.
251
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I just brought Carlton down
'cause I had to prove it to him.
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Let's go.
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Carlton, I looked at my hair
and it was fine.
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If you two don't mind,
I'd like to continue with my date alone.
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- Okay, we're going.
- Check you later, Ash.
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- What was that all about?
- I don't know. Don't worry about it.
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- So, you want to play some more Tetris?
- Okay.
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- I'm really having a good time, Ashley.
- So am I.
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I don't believe you, Philip.
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Sending Will and Carlton
to spy on your own daughter?
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What's wrong with that?
She is my daughter.
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I'd do it again, damn it.
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Word to big bird. Just say the word
and we there, Uncle Phil.
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But this was such a big night for Ashley.
Mom and I were so happy for her.
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What got into you guys?
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I know it was a big night for her.
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I knew it had to come sometime.
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I just didn't think it would come so soon.
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She's really growing up.
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I guess it's time for us
to stop butting into her life so much.
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No, it's not!
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Hi, everybody.
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- How did it go?
- I'm not going to talk about it.
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Come on. Please.
275
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Okay. Well, he did kiss me.
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I want to hear all the details.
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We'll pop some popcorn, do our nails...
278
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and you can tell me every single thing
that happened tonight.
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I'd like a written copy of that report.
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Ashley, sweetie...
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when you walked in from that date
with that smile on your face...
282
00:20:04,569 --> 00:20:08,232
- That's a moment I will always remember.
- That's nice, Mom.
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Could you go out and do it again,
and I'll go get the camcorder?
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- Mom.
- Okay, just asking.
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Good night.
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My little princess.
287
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I cannot believe my little girl
went out on a real date tonight.
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He's a really nice guy, Daddy.
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00:20:27,358 --> 00:20:30,156
I know, but there's something
you should know, sweetheart.
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00:20:30,228 --> 00:20:31,217
What?
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00:20:31,296 --> 00:20:33,992
I'm never gonna like anybody
you bring home.
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00:20:34,999 --> 00:20:38,662
- That's awfully fair of you.
- It's not that they're not good.
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It's just that
nobody is good enough for you.
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Good night, Daddy.
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Look, I'm just sorry I wrecked your date.
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You didn't, Will.
It was the most wonderful night of my life.
297
00:20:56,421 --> 00:20:58,218
Really? That's great.
298
00:20:58,289 --> 00:21:00,689
I think your second date
will be even better...
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'cause when you're 21,
you can appreciate these things more.
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Will, I'm going out with him again
next Saturday.
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00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:10,667
Next Saturday I'm busy.
You'll have to change that.
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I know you're busy.
That's why I made it for then.
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- Good night, Will.
- Good night, Ash.
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00:21:29,487 --> 00:21:30,715
You should try rapping.
305
00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:32,882
When you're rapping,
you mess up the words...
306
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and make up some new ones
right there on the spot.
307
00:21:35,727 --> 00:21:38,890
Let's try this. I'll sing one line,
you make up a line to rhyme it.
308
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- Okay.
- All right. Let's see.
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00:21:41,533 --> 00:21:44,366
"You didn't get into
Miss Berkley's chorus"
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- I'm thinking, all right?
- That's all right. We got all day.
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- Okay, I've got it.
- Here we go.
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"You didn't get into
Miss Berkley's chorus"
313
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"I'd like to hit her in the head
with Roget's Thesaurus"
314
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"Don't need no choir
when you're a rapper"
315
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"Gonna hunt Miss Berkley down
and zap her"
316
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"Got this whole town of Bel-Air buzzing"
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"Get a load of me and my rapping cousin"
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