1 00:00:01,434 --> 00:00:04,288 [instrumental music] 2 00:00:05,450 --> 00:00:08,465 [baby cooing] 3 00:00:13,505 --> 00:00:16,480 [baby screams] 4 00:00:26,335 --> 00:00:29,280 [baby screams] 5 00:00:29,300 --> 00:00:30,482 Philip, did you get too close? 6 00:00:30,502 --> 00:00:33,427 I don't know, Vivian, is 4 feet too close? 7 00:00:33,447 --> 00:00:36,482 Nicky, honey, daddy won't hurt you. 8 00:00:36,503 --> 00:00:38,446 What is it about me that baby doesn't like? 9 00:00:38,466 --> 00:00:42,333 Is it my beard? 'Cause if it is I'll shave it off right now. 10 00:00:42,352 --> 00:00:44,595 Don't you dare, I love the way that beard feels. 11 00:00:45,317 --> 00:00:47,470 Hm, I'm surprised you remember. 12 00:00:48,583 --> 00:00:51,498 Sweetheart, it hasn't been that long 13 00:00:51,518 --> 00:00:54,423 since we've made love, has it? 14 00:00:54,442 --> 00:00:56,485 Five months this Tuesday. 15 00:00:58,559 --> 00:01:00,402 Thin walls. 16 00:01:01,364 --> 00:01:02,596 Look, I'm sorry, honey. 17 00:01:02,616 --> 00:01:05,361 I'll make it better, I promise. 18 00:01:05,381 --> 00:01:08,456 I hope so, there are priests laughing at me. 19 00:01:08,475 --> 00:01:11,550 Could I have breakfast in the family room, Geoffrey? 20 00:01:11,570 --> 00:01:13,594 I'll get the wheelbarrow, sir. 21 00:01:17,490 --> 00:01:19,614 - Morning, Master William. - Hey. 22 00:01:19,634 --> 00:01:22,418 Aunt Viv, Uncle Phil out there grumbling 23 00:01:22,438 --> 00:01:23,590 something about getting his tubes tied. 24 00:01:23,610 --> 00:01:25,503 Ah, he's bluffing. 25 00:01:27,457 --> 00:01:28,579 [indistinct] 26 00:01:28,599 --> 00:01:31,383 ♪ Aah DJ Nicky Nicky Nicky ♪ 27 00:01:31,403 --> 00:01:32,585 ♪ Nicky in the house ♪♪ 28 00:01:32,605 --> 00:01:34,428 'Yeah, now get up.' 29 00:01:34,449 --> 00:01:36,463 Oh, man, Aunt Viv 30 00:01:36,483 --> 00:01:38,456 this kid is sprouting. 31 00:01:38,475 --> 00:01:40,669 Hey, you know, another month, he'll be bigger than Carlton. 32 00:01:42,482 --> 00:01:44,425 I cannot believe that you and Carlton 33 00:01:44,445 --> 00:01:46,488 are moving into your own place. 34 00:01:46,508 --> 00:01:48,682 Seems like just yesterday when I was wiping 35 00:01:48,702 --> 00:01:50,635 the tears from his eyes. 36 00:01:50,656 --> 00:01:52,650 Oh, no, that was yesterday, Aunt Viv, I told you that boy 37 00:01:52,670 --> 00:01:54,603 wasn't ready for "Jurassic Park"yet. 38 00:01:56,676 --> 00:01:58,449 Well, honey, you and Carlton 39 00:01:58,468 --> 00:02:00,452 will look out for each other, won't you? 40 00:02:00,473 --> 00:02:01,605 Oh, come on, absolutely, Aunt Viv 41 00:02:01,624 --> 00:02:02,705 we got each other back. 42 00:02:02,726 --> 00:02:05,611 Great, great, great, you two just be careful. 43 00:02:05,630 --> 00:02:08,715 There are a lot of sick, demented perverts out there. 44 00:02:08,735 --> 00:02:10,568 Greetings, all. 45 00:02:13,493 --> 00:02:14,655 (both) Pssshhh! 46 00:02:16,700 --> 00:02:18,493 Hello, Jazz. 47 00:02:18,513 --> 00:02:20,596 I brought a gift for baby Dicky. 48 00:02:20,616 --> 00:02:22,479 - Nicky, Nicky. - Yeah. 49 00:02:23,700 --> 00:02:25,714 Whatever, I know it's five months late 50 00:02:25,734 --> 00:02:28,689 but I wanted to find just the right thing. 51 00:02:28,709 --> 00:02:31,623 This is very sweet of you, Jazz, thank you. 52 00:02:38,556 --> 00:02:41,761 You know, Ms. Banks, since you had that baby 53 00:02:41,781 --> 00:02:43,755 there's something different about you. 54 00:02:50,666 --> 00:02:52,569 Look here, Will. 55 00:02:52,588 --> 00:02:54,712 Thank you, Jazz, very much. 56 00:02:54,733 --> 00:02:57,758 It's a baby pillow, isn't it beautiful? 57 00:02:57,778 --> 00:02:59,721 Oh, yeah. 58 00:03:02,596 --> 00:03:05,561 Jazz, this thing says Wendy Beth on it. 59 00:03:06,762 --> 00:03:08,625 So? When you buy a wallet doesn't it 60 00:03:08,645 --> 00:03:10,658 have someone else's picture in it first? 61 00:03:12,763 --> 00:03:14,826 Jazz, you stole this pillow. 62 00:03:14,845 --> 00:03:16,708 It's the thought that counts. 63 00:03:20,605 --> 00:03:21,717 [screaming] 64 00:03:23,580 --> 00:03:24,752 [theme song] 65 00:03:24,772 --> 00:03:26,815 ♪ Now this is a story all about ♪ 66 00:03:26,835 --> 00:03:29,700 ♪ How my life got flipped turned upside-down ♪ 67 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:31,834 ♪ And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there ♪ 68 00:03:31,855 --> 00:03:33,798 ♪ I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town ♪ 69 00:03:33,817 --> 00:03:35,590 ♪ Called Bel-Air ♪ 70 00:03:36,653 --> 00:03:37,845 [instrumental music] 71 00:03:43,784 --> 00:03:46,649 ♪ In West Philadelphia born and raised ♪ 72 00:03:46,669 --> 00:03:48,823 ♪ On the playground is where I spent most of my days ♪ 73 00:03:48,842 --> 00:03:50,905 ♪ Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool ♪ 74 00:03:51,626 --> 00:03:53,750 ♪ And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school ♪ 75 00:03:53,771 --> 00:03:55,845 ♪ When a couple of guys who were up to no good ♪ 76 00:03:55,865 --> 00:03:57,908 ♪ Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood ♪ 77 00:03:58,629 --> 00:04:00,803 ♪ I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said ♪ 78 00:04:00,822 --> 00:04:03,677 ♪ You're moving with your aunty and uncle in Bel-Air ♪ 79 00:04:03,698 --> 00:04:05,701 ♪ I whistled for a cab and when it came near ♪ 80 00:04:05,721 --> 00:04:07,844 ♪ The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror ♪ 81 00:04:07,863 --> 00:04:10,658 ♪ If anything I can say that this cab was rare ♪ 82 00:04:10,679 --> 00:04:11,751 ♪ But I thought nah forget it ♪ 83 00:04:11,771 --> 00:04:13,905 ♪ Yo homes to Bel-Air ♪ 84 00:04:13,925 --> 00:04:17,661 ♪ I pulled up to a house about seven or eight ♪ 85 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:19,904 ♪ And I yelled to the cabby yo homes smell you later ♪ 86 00:04:19,924 --> 00:04:21,937 ♪ I looked at my kingdom I was finally there ♪ 87 00:04:21,958 --> 00:04:24,833 ♪ To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air ♪ 88 00:04:24,853 --> 00:04:27,898 [music continues] 89 00:04:32,895 --> 00:04:36,792 - Hi, daddy. Bye, daddy. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, precious. 90 00:04:36,813 --> 00:04:37,945 - Where are you going? - To the mall, see ya. 91 00:04:37,964 --> 00:04:40,838 Hold it! Sweetheart, come here. 92 00:04:41,850 --> 00:04:43,923 Today's Saturday, baby. 93 00:04:43,944 --> 00:04:46,970 Why don't you and I, uh, do something together, huh? 94 00:04:46,989 --> 00:04:48,912 Like what? 95 00:04:50,716 --> 00:04:54,823 Like, we could go to the mall. 96 00:04:54,843 --> 00:04:57,848 Daddy, all my friends are at the mall. 97 00:04:57,867 --> 00:05:00,872 Do you know what would happen if I showed up with my father? 98 00:05:02,786 --> 00:05:05,831 What? You'd be banned for life from the Gap? 99 00:05:09,947 --> 00:05:12,822 No, mom, no, school don't start for another week. 100 00:05:12,842 --> 00:05:15,025 Oh, yeah, the apartment is great. 101 00:05:15,046 --> 00:05:17,050 Yes, it's in a safe neighborhood, mom. 102 00:05:17,770 --> 00:05:21,015 Oh, check it out, the candy store actually sells candy. 103 00:05:24,902 --> 00:05:27,796 Ye-Yeah, mom, I know how proud you are of me 104 00:05:27,817 --> 00:05:29,019 that I'm going to college. 105 00:05:31,784 --> 00:05:33,868 Come on, don't do this, mom, you know how this affects me. 106 00:05:37,002 --> 00:05:39,856 Yeah, it's like a dream come true for both of us. 107 00:05:42,992 --> 00:05:44,855 I love you, too, mommy. 108 00:05:45,997 --> 00:05:47,068 Bye, bye. 109 00:05:48,923 --> 00:05:51,036 [crying] 110 00:05:51,056 --> 00:05:52,909 Kender petroleum up three and a eighth. 111 00:05:52,929 --> 00:05:54,923 - What I'd tell you big guy? - You called it, son. 112 00:05:54,943 --> 00:05:57,096 Vectrocom industries down, third day in a row. 113 00:05:57,116 --> 00:05:58,969 - The merger killed them. - Yeah. 114 00:05:58,988 --> 00:06:00,891 Good thing we got out when we did, huh? 115 00:06:07,102 --> 00:06:08,905 I'm gonna miss you, son. 116 00:06:12,011 --> 00:06:13,924 Oh, did you say something, dad? 117 00:06:15,917 --> 00:06:17,991 I don't want you to move out. 118 00:06:18,010 --> 00:06:20,915 - Sorry, dad, I have to go. - No, you don't. 119 00:06:20,935 --> 00:06:23,920 Will says I do, he says it's time for me to leave the nest 120 00:06:23,940 --> 00:06:26,925 become independent, and have sex with girls. 121 00:06:28,077 --> 00:06:30,891 Safe sex, mind you, but lots of it! 122 00:06:31,994 --> 00:06:33,967 Excuse me! 123 00:06:33,988 --> 00:06:35,099 Is this what you've been telling my boy? 124 00:06:35,119 --> 00:06:36,993 - What? - That life is one big orgy? 125 00:06:37,013 --> 00:06:38,996 - I know. - College is hard work, son! 126 00:06:39,016 --> 00:06:41,139 Followed by a family which is even more hard work! 127 00:06:41,158 --> 00:06:43,012 And a teenage daughter who doesn't want 128 00:06:43,032 --> 00:06:44,955 to be seen with you in public! And a wife! 129 00:06:44,975 --> 00:06:46,177 A wife who won't let you anywhere near her! 130 00:06:46,198 --> 00:06:49,123 And a butler, a butler who may be the father of your child! 131 00:06:49,143 --> 00:06:51,186 - And a gardener! A gardener. - Dad! Dad! 132 00:07:03,966 --> 00:07:07,142 Will, Will, I can't bear to see him like this. 133 00:07:07,163 --> 00:07:09,226 That's why we moving so we don't have to. 134 00:07:11,078 --> 00:07:13,092 Will, look at him, he needs me. 135 00:07:13,113 --> 00:07:16,128 No, I don't, I don't need either one of you. 136 00:07:16,147 --> 00:07:20,233 There's a silver lining on my dark cloud, Hilary. 137 00:07:22,107 --> 00:07:23,218 I'm sorry. Hilary Banks? 138 00:07:25,162 --> 00:07:27,996 You know, fate works in mysterious ways. 139 00:07:28,017 --> 00:07:29,109 For years, I've been trying to get her 140 00:07:29,128 --> 00:07:31,011 to move out of the house, and now 141 00:07:31,032 --> 00:07:34,057 when I'm gonna be alone she is my salvation. 142 00:07:34,077 --> 00:07:37,153 So you two, you two go on with your little lives. 143 00:07:37,173 --> 00:07:40,017 My Hilary needs me. 144 00:07:43,243 --> 00:07:46,138 Okay, everybody, guess what. 145 00:07:51,056 --> 00:07:54,071 Okay, I can see you're stumped. 146 00:07:55,282 --> 00:07:58,066 I'm getting married. 147 00:07:58,087 --> 00:07:59,239 To Trevor! 148 00:08:01,032 --> 00:08:03,106 Ooh, Hilary, what is this? 149 00:08:03,125 --> 00:08:04,317 Hilary's marrying Trevor. 150 00:08:05,039 --> 00:08:07,283 Oh, come on, don't tease me! 151 00:08:07,302 --> 00:08:10,307 Mother, it's true! 152 00:08:10,327 --> 00:08:12,060 When did he propose? 153 00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:13,091 This morning as he was leaving 154 00:08:13,112 --> 00:08:14,234 the pool house. 155 00:08:15,245 --> 00:08:17,218 I mean, this morning on the phone. 156 00:08:21,116 --> 00:08:23,159 You certainly ain't wasting no time getting a gown. 157 00:08:23,179 --> 00:08:26,314 Mom and dad bought this for me when I hit puberty. 158 00:08:26,333 --> 00:08:29,088 One down, three to go! 159 00:08:31,091 --> 00:08:32,303 Oh, Philip, you alright? 160 00:08:32,324 --> 00:08:34,187 You look like you're in shock. 161 00:08:34,207 --> 00:08:37,222 Shock? Oh, no, it figures. 162 00:08:37,241 --> 00:08:39,125 Oh! Here's the best part. 163 00:08:39,145 --> 00:08:41,128 I asked Trevor to officially propose to me 164 00:08:41,148 --> 00:08:44,173 during his slice of LA segment on tomorrow's news. 165 00:08:44,194 --> 00:08:47,279 That way all of Los Angeles can share in our happiness. 166 00:08:48,221 --> 00:08:50,124 Oh! 167 00:08:56,183 --> 00:08:58,276 Hilary, sweetheart, you know, I-I think 168 00:08:58,297 --> 00:09:01,141 there may be a question that you should ask yourself. 169 00:09:01,161 --> 00:09:02,323 I already did. 170 00:09:02,344 --> 00:09:04,297 I'm going to register at Tiffany's. 171 00:09:07,322 --> 00:09:09,345 No, no, sweetheart. 172 00:09:10,368 --> 00:09:12,161 Are you in love with Trevor? 173 00:09:12,180 --> 00:09:15,325 What's love got to do with it? I'm having a wedding! 174 00:09:18,180 --> 00:09:21,225 Hey, back off, Ike, we're having a wedding. 175 00:09:21,246 --> 00:09:22,277 Let's go do the invitation list. 176 00:09:22,296 --> 00:09:24,210 - Oh, mommy! - 'Way to go, sis.' 177 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:25,402 The guy's a prince. 178 00:09:27,406 --> 00:09:29,469 I can't believe she's going to marry that jerk! 179 00:09:30,190 --> 00:09:31,301 Trevor's not a jerk. 180 00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:33,235 He's a superficial, self-centered 181 00:09:33,256 --> 00:09:35,339 teleprompter reading airhead. 182 00:09:35,358 --> 00:09:38,253 Sounds like a match to me. 183 00:09:38,274 --> 00:09:40,317 My little girl is leaving me. 184 00:09:40,336 --> 00:09:42,310 Are you gonna be alright big guy, because I could stay 185 00:09:42,330 --> 00:09:44,333 here and help you through this rocky time. 186 00:09:45,465 --> 00:09:47,428 I'll be fine. 187 00:09:47,449 --> 00:09:49,392 Well then, we out, then. 188 00:09:50,454 --> 00:09:52,428 - Bye, dad. - Take care. 189 00:09:56,464 --> 00:09:59,239 [instrumental music] 190 00:10:01,502 --> 00:10:04,396 - Hey, thanks a lot. - So, if you take package 'D.' 191 00:10:04,416 --> 00:10:08,293 You get basic cable, three premiums and.. 192 00:10:08,314 --> 00:10:09,486 ...the lust channel. 193 00:10:15,385 --> 00:10:18,390 Uh, Carlton, how do you feel about the lust channel? 194 00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:21,455 I think it's 24 hours of shallow, pointless nudity. 195 00:10:22,518 --> 00:10:24,491 You heard the bird, we'll take it. 196 00:10:29,408 --> 00:10:31,301 You'll be hooked up tomorrow. 197 00:10:31,321 --> 00:10:32,523 Thank you, Mr. Smith. 198 00:10:34,377 --> 00:10:37,342 Ahh, you heard that, right, "Mr. Smith!" 199 00:10:37,362 --> 00:10:40,337 This boy gettin' some respect around here. 200 00:10:40,356 --> 00:10:42,490 Will, I've met the woman of my dreams. 201 00:10:42,511 --> 00:10:44,514 Word. I didn't know Rupaul lived in LA. 202 00:10:47,509 --> 00:10:49,492 See, one of my duties as mascot 203 00:10:49,512 --> 00:10:52,347 is to walk around and greet people on campus. 204 00:10:52,366 --> 00:10:54,350 So, I'm doing my thing, and this wise guy starts 205 00:10:54,370 --> 00:10:56,403 messing with my plumage. 206 00:10:56,424 --> 00:10:59,359 Then, she came to my rescue 207 00:10:59,378 --> 00:11:02,443 5 feet 11 inches of feminine firepower. 208 00:11:04,376 --> 00:11:08,383 [chuckles] I bet she could toss me around this room. 209 00:11:10,467 --> 00:11:12,591 Hope it works out for you, buddy. 210 00:11:12,610 --> 00:11:15,495 Whoa, Will, she's crazy about me! 211 00:11:15,515 --> 00:11:17,588 - What makes you think that? - Get this. 212 00:11:17,609 --> 00:11:19,603 She said she's looking forward to seeing me again. 213 00:11:21,515 --> 00:11:22,596 So, no one's ever said that to me before 214 00:11:22,618 --> 00:11:25,542 except my dentist. You were right, Will. 215 00:11:25,562 --> 00:11:27,456 We're on our own three hours, and my life's 216 00:11:27,476 --> 00:11:29,399 already taken a turn for the better. 217 00:11:29,658 --> 00:11:32,473 Well, let freedom ring. 218 00:11:32,494 --> 00:11:33,656 [doorbell rings] 219 00:11:38,533 --> 00:11:40,653 Hey, Mr. Gorodetsky. 220 00:11:40,673 --> 00:11:42,602 I thought I said no pets. 221 00:11:44,422 --> 00:11:46,612 I'm not really a peacock. 222 00:11:46,633 --> 00:11:48,613 And I'm not really a slumlord. 223 00:11:50,411 --> 00:11:52,391 Uh, look, if you need to reach me 224 00:11:52,411 --> 00:11:53,531 I'll be at my home number. 225 00:11:53,551 --> 00:11:56,570 - What? You don't live here? - Are you kidding? 226 00:12:00,650 --> 00:12:03,489 Oh, yeah! 227 00:12:03,510 --> 00:12:06,670 Well, I hope that's not a long distance call you're making. 228 00:12:07,390 --> 00:12:09,389 Carlton, can I see that first dollar you ever had again? 229 00:12:09,408 --> 00:12:11,638 - Oh, sure. - Put it away, you cheapskate! 230 00:12:11,658 --> 00:12:13,618 I'm just callin' Jazz inviting a couple people over 231 00:12:13,639 --> 00:12:15,589 you know, to christen the new crib. 232 00:12:15,609 --> 00:12:19,438 Oh, there, anyone in particular you'd like to invite? 233 00:12:19,458 --> 00:12:20,548 I don't keep friends. 234 00:12:20,567 --> 00:12:22,446 In time of war they can be tortured 235 00:12:22,467 --> 00:12:24,547 and give up valuable secrets about you. 236 00:12:32,645 --> 00:12:35,555 I was talking about your Miss lady peacock? 237 00:12:35,576 --> 00:12:36,615 Are you nuts? 238 00:12:36,635 --> 00:12:39,555 I'm not bringing her within 100 yards of you. 239 00:12:39,575 --> 00:12:41,445 Why, Carlton, I'm your cousin, man. 240 00:12:41,465 --> 00:12:43,524 The cousin who stole every woman I ever had. 241 00:12:43,543 --> 00:12:45,543 Oh, please, I stole one girl. 242 00:12:45,563 --> 00:12:47,443 My point exactly. 243 00:12:50,583 --> 00:12:52,583 Alright, Carlton, I'll promise you 244 00:12:52,603 --> 00:12:53,663 I ain't going to press up on her. 245 00:12:54,383 --> 00:12:55,443 And look as far as I'm concerned 246 00:12:55,463 --> 00:12:56,512 she's just a man with breasts. 247 00:12:56,531 --> 00:12:58,461 She does have breasts, doesn't she? 248 00:13:00,671 --> 00:13:02,561 Well, alright. 249 00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:04,661 She runs the campus store, I'll go ask her. 250 00:13:05,381 --> 00:13:06,551 - Uh, Carlton? - What? 251 00:13:06,571 --> 00:13:07,671 Change your clothes. 252 00:13:09,530 --> 00:13:13,419 Geoffrey, Geoffrey, look, it's Carlton's first haircut. 253 00:13:13,439 --> 00:13:16,548 Oh! Hilary's first day at kindergarten. 254 00:13:16,569 --> 00:13:18,639 Look, Geoffrey! Geoffrey! 255 00:13:18,658 --> 00:13:22,448 Here's Ashley on a diving board. 256 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:25,408 Ohh, the way we were. 257 00:13:25,427 --> 00:13:27,457 You've got to look to the future, sir. 258 00:13:27,478 --> 00:13:29,458 Put the past behind you. 259 00:13:29,478 --> 00:13:31,567 Oh, I guess, you're right. 260 00:13:33,436 --> 00:13:35,486 - What's for dinner? - Leftovers. 261 00:13:38,425 --> 00:13:41,565 Now, hold it, hold it! Who do we have here? 262 00:13:41,586 --> 00:13:44,415 - We met at the mall. - What's your name, son? 263 00:13:45,434 --> 00:13:46,554 This. 264 00:13:49,565 --> 00:13:52,634 This is a stick with a snake wrapped around it. 265 00:13:52,653 --> 00:13:54,563 It's a symbol, like prince? 266 00:13:54,584 --> 00:13:56,594 Prince who? 267 00:13:56,614 --> 00:13:59,513 See? That's exactly why fathers ain't allowed at the mall. 268 00:13:59,532 --> 00:14:00,552 Mm-hmm. 269 00:14:03,432 --> 00:14:04,621 [humming] 270 00:14:08,442 --> 00:14:09,622 Uh, what's this thing? 271 00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:12,630 It's a symbol, for get out of my house! 272 00:14:15,530 --> 00:14:17,529 Daddy, I love him! 273 00:14:22,470 --> 00:14:24,429 Keep it up, sir.. 274 00:14:24,449 --> 00:14:26,589 ...and I'll be all you have left. 275 00:14:26,609 --> 00:14:29,449 [instrumental music] 276 00:14:31,627 --> 00:14:35,467 Bam! You owe me, that's boardwalk with a hotel. 277 00:14:35,488 --> 00:14:37,388 That's two grand, thank you. 278 00:14:39,636 --> 00:14:41,366 Community chest. 279 00:14:41,386 --> 00:14:42,416 Ah, yes, and what a lovely 280 00:14:42,437 --> 00:14:44,556 community it is. 281 00:14:44,576 --> 00:14:46,626 Coming through, coming through. 282 00:14:46,645 --> 00:14:49,495 Hey, Carlton, where you been, man? 283 00:14:49,515 --> 00:14:51,464 I was watching the sun set 284 00:14:51,485 --> 00:14:54,545 over the bank of America building. 285 00:14:54,565 --> 00:14:56,525 Well, I think you know everybody. 286 00:14:56,544 --> 00:14:58,423 Oh, except Latanya. 287 00:14:58,444 --> 00:15:00,504 Hello. 288 00:15:00,523 --> 00:15:02,483 I'd like to set the record straight 289 00:15:02,503 --> 00:15:04,602 before any other woman comes on to me. 290 00:15:06,642 --> 00:15:09,422 I'm in a monogamous relationship. 291 00:15:09,443 --> 00:15:10,423 Really? How long? 292 00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:12,402 It's going on five hours. 293 00:15:13,452 --> 00:15:14,622 I'd appreciate it if you scavengers 294 00:15:14,641 --> 00:15:16,431 refrained from eating this. 295 00:15:16,452 --> 00:15:18,461 I'm saving it for my Jacqueline. 296 00:15:18,481 --> 00:15:20,551 Jacqueline is his imaginary friend. 297 00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:26,419 Hey! 298 00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:29,370 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Hey, my brother, can I help you? 299 00:15:29,389 --> 00:15:30,629 Yeah, man, this is where the party at? 300 00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:36,568 What party, man? 301 00:15:36,589 --> 00:15:40,568 The party we paid $25 a piece to go to. 302 00:15:40,588 --> 00:15:43,378 Say, where's en vogue? 303 00:15:43,397 --> 00:15:45,506 Hey, my brother, I think you got the wrong crib, man. 304 00:15:45,526 --> 00:15:47,416 This is apartment 2-0-6, right? 305 00:15:47,437 --> 00:15:49,527 Well, yeah, man, but it ain't-- 306 00:15:49,547 --> 00:15:51,387 Read it and weep, man. 307 00:15:54,395 --> 00:15:57,565 "It's the rump-bakin', booty-shakin' 308 00:15:57,586 --> 00:16:01,555 don't miss the mixin', apartment 2-0-6?" 309 00:16:01,575 --> 00:16:04,435 - This is Jazz's handwriting. - How do you know? 310 00:16:04,455 --> 00:16:07,424 All the letters is cut out of magazines. 311 00:16:07,444 --> 00:16:09,374 - Hey! - What's up with you, man? 312 00:16:09,393 --> 00:16:11,533 Hey, hey, hey, my brother, listen this is a private party 313 00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:13,473 and y'all have to step. 314 00:16:13,492 --> 00:16:15,572 Not without my $25. 315 00:16:15,593 --> 00:16:18,353 Get out or I'll call security. 316 00:16:19,352 --> 00:16:21,592 Not old dude with the flashlight! 317 00:16:21,611 --> 00:16:24,581 - He carries a whistle, too. - 'Whoo! Ooh!' 318 00:16:24,602 --> 00:16:28,411 Alright, man, we don't want that kind of trouble. 319 00:16:28,431 --> 00:16:30,591 Guess we'll just go home and watch some TV. 320 00:16:30,610 --> 00:16:32,549 Sounds like a good idea, my brother. 321 00:16:34,629 --> 00:16:36,559 Hey! Hey. 322 00:16:36,580 --> 00:16:40,529 Why don't you take the pictures off the wall while you're at it? 323 00:16:40,549 --> 00:16:44,369 Good idea, goes nice with my new TV. 324 00:16:46,407 --> 00:16:49,387 Hey, look, Carlton, if anybody else comes, you take care of it. 325 00:16:49,407 --> 00:16:50,577 I'm getting our stuff back. 326 00:16:50,598 --> 00:16:53,407 Hey, come back here with our stuff! 327 00:16:54,516 --> 00:16:56,566 This should cover your $25. 328 00:16:56,587 --> 00:16:58,537 Oh, the blender's still on warranty. 329 00:16:59,576 --> 00:17:02,466 Hm, looks like your Jacqueline stood you up. 330 00:17:02,485 --> 00:17:05,605 It also looked like Loni and Burt had a good marriage. 331 00:17:07,345 --> 00:17:10,375 Come on, dance with me, you freak. 332 00:17:10,394 --> 00:17:12,484 Maybe if you asked me nicely. 333 00:17:14,353 --> 00:17:15,573 This party's played out. 334 00:17:15,594 --> 00:17:17,624 Oh, tell Will the crib is dope. 335 00:17:18,344 --> 00:17:20,503 Like that's all I got on my mind. 336 00:17:23,362 --> 00:17:27,361 Oh, come on, Jacqueline, my bedtime's coming soon. 337 00:17:30,601 --> 00:17:33,480 [instrumental music] 338 00:17:40,470 --> 00:17:42,590 [Bobby Vinton singing "Lonely"] 339 00:17:48,608 --> 00:17:52,388 ♪ Lonely ♪ 340 00:17:52,408 --> 00:17:56,437 ♪ I'm Mr. Lonely ♪ 341 00:17:56,457 --> 00:18:00,496 ♪ I have nobody ♪ 342 00:18:00,517 --> 00:18:03,547 ♪ For my own ♪ 343 00:18:03,567 --> 00:18:07,596 ♪ Ooooooh I'm so lonely ♪ 344 00:18:08,625 --> 00:18:10,565 ♪ I'm Mr. Lonely ♪ 345 00:18:10,586 --> 00:18:13,466 - Birdman? - Jacqueline. 346 00:18:13,485 --> 00:18:16,435 ♪ Wish I had someone ♪ 347 00:18:16,454 --> 00:18:19,404 Wait, I thought there were going to be other people here. 348 00:18:19,424 --> 00:18:22,383 Well, there were, they left. 349 00:18:22,403 --> 00:18:24,373 Some with lovely parting gifts. 350 00:18:25,613 --> 00:18:27,552 Maybe I better leave, too. 351 00:18:27,573 --> 00:18:30,343 No, don't. 352 00:18:30,362 --> 00:18:33,582 Um, I-I went and got us some dinner from Chez Paul's. 353 00:18:33,602 --> 00:18:35,501 Uh, filet mignon? 354 00:18:35,522 --> 00:18:38,372 Thanks, but I don't eat red meat. 355 00:18:39,431 --> 00:18:41,410 I'll give it up, too. 356 00:18:41,430 --> 00:18:42,520 No need, Birdman. 357 00:18:44,461 --> 00:18:46,401 Uh, Jacqueline. 358 00:18:46,420 --> 00:18:48,539 H-How about a dance before you go? 359 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:52,360 Uh, to christen the new crib. 360 00:18:52,379 --> 00:18:55,388 It'd be my first dance with a brother from Bel-Air. 361 00:18:55,408 --> 00:18:58,358 Better take the opportunity, there aren't too many of us. 362 00:19:00,618 --> 00:19:02,337 Alright. 363 00:19:03,528 --> 00:19:06,538 [Bobby Vinton singing "Lonely"] 364 00:19:12,416 --> 00:19:15,405 ♪ Lonely ♪ 365 00:19:15,425 --> 00:19:18,605 ♪ I'm Mr. Lonely ♪ 366 00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:20,596 Wh-What is this, anyway? 367 00:19:20,615 --> 00:19:23,404 Bobby Vinton, the Polish prince. 368 00:19:24,424 --> 00:19:26,434 Oh, I have some Manilow if you prefer. 369 00:19:26,455 --> 00:19:29,564 No, no, no, the Polish prince will do just fine. 370 00:19:32,373 --> 00:19:36,552 ♪ I'm Mr. Lonely ♪ 371 00:19:36,573 --> 00:19:40,463 ♪ Wish I had someone ♪ 372 00:19:40,483 --> 00:19:44,402 ♪ To call on the phone ♪ 373 00:19:44,421 --> 00:19:49,490 ♪ Oh now I'm a soldier ♪ 374 00:19:49,511 --> 00:19:52,441 - It's my Jacqueline. - It's my TV! 375 00:19:57,389 --> 00:20:02,338 ♪ Through no wish of my own ♪ 376 00:20:02,358 --> 00:20:05,388 ♪ That's why I'm lonely ♪ 377 00:20:06,449 --> 00:20:09,488 ♪ I'm Mr. Lonely ♪ 378 00:20:10,498 --> 00:20:15,417 ♪ I wish that I could go.. ♪♪ 379 00:20:15,436 --> 00:20:16,556 Jackie? 380 00:20:18,366 --> 00:20:20,356 Oh, my God, Will! 381 00:20:20,376 --> 00:20:22,325 [shouting] Will! 382 00:20:24,395 --> 00:20:27,345 No! No! No! 383 00:20:27,365 --> 00:20:30,334 No! No! No! No! 384 00:20:31,525 --> 00:20:34,465 [instrumental music] 385 00:20:40,444 --> 00:20:41,534 Go, peacock! Go, peacock! 386 00:20:41,554 --> 00:20:43,463 Go, peacock! Go, peacock! 387 00:20:43,483 --> 00:20:45,523 Go, peacock! Go, peacock! 388 00:20:45,543 --> 00:20:47,383 Go!