1 00:00:02,092 --> 00:00:03,955 [instrumental music] 2 00:00:05,899 --> 00:00:08,153 ♪ I know when to hold 'em ♪ 3 00:00:08,172 --> 00:00:10,946 ♪ Know when to fold 'em ♪ 4 00:00:10,967 --> 00:00:12,169 ♪ Know when to walk away ♪ 5 00:00:12,188 --> 00:00:15,073 ♪ But don't know when to shut up ♪ 6 00:00:17,066 --> 00:00:18,999 Read 'em and weep. 7 00:00:19,020 --> 00:00:20,062 - Ugh! - Oh. 8 00:00:20,082 --> 00:00:22,215 Ah, this is the best day of my life. 9 00:00:22,936 --> 00:00:26,051 Wait, even better than the day you met the Van Patten family? 10 00:00:26,071 --> 00:00:28,936 Hey-hey-hey, guys, I remember the best day of my life. 11 00:00:28,955 --> 00:00:32,210 It was when I did the wild thing for the first time! 12 00:00:34,133 --> 00:00:37,128 Ooh, I cut outta high school to go to "Soul Train" 13 00:00:37,149 --> 00:00:39,102 and the next thing I knew, me and this honey 14 00:00:39,122 --> 00:00:42,968 was knockin' boots behind the "Soul Train" scrabble board! 15 00:00:45,191 --> 00:00:46,974 Wait-wait a minute. 16 00:00:46,995 --> 00:00:49,168 You mean you cut high school in Akron, Ohio 17 00:00:49,187 --> 00:00:51,972 to go to "Soul Train", which tapes in LA? 18 00:00:51,993 --> 00:00:54,206 Hey-hey, high school was borin', okay? 19 00:00:54,226 --> 00:00:57,091 - Yeah, we believe that one. - Mm-hm. 20 00:00:57,111 --> 00:00:59,134 Yo, man, I remember my first time. 21 00:00:59,154 --> 00:01:02,139 Right before I came out here from Philly. 22 00:01:02,159 --> 00:01:06,285 Ms. X gave me an unforgettable going-away present. 23 00:01:07,007 --> 00:01:08,249 Ms. X. 24 00:01:08,268 --> 00:01:10,070 What was it? 25 00:01:13,287 --> 00:01:17,163 A key chain, Carl, what do you think, man? 26 00:01:17,183 --> 00:01:19,226 Look, all I'm sayin' is, she was very special 27 00:01:19,246 --> 00:01:22,171 and this True Mack here was solid gold. 28 00:01:23,172 --> 00:01:25,226 Man, I remember my first time. 29 00:01:25,245 --> 00:01:28,179 It was everything a young man could dream of. 30 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:31,045 And it only cost me 35 bucks. 31 00:01:32,116 --> 00:01:35,100 But of course, things were cheaper then. 32 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:37,134 That's very touching, Jazz. 33 00:01:37,154 --> 00:01:39,207 Carlton, uh, you've been mighty quiet over there 34 00:01:39,228 --> 00:01:41,161 about this here subject. 35 00:01:41,180 --> 00:01:43,163 Maybe he ain't got nothin' to talk about. 36 00:01:43,183 --> 00:01:45,216 Mm-hm, lockjaw. 37 00:01:45,237 --> 00:01:47,261 I thought we were here to play poker. 38 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:50,224 I think he's more used to playin' solitaire. 39 00:01:50,245 --> 00:01:53,270 Solitaire! Whoo! 40 00:01:53,289 --> 00:01:56,244 Oh, ho, oh, I guess y'all don't know. 41 00:01:56,264 --> 00:01:58,197 Look, the only problem this stallion has 42 00:01:58,218 --> 00:02:00,111 is keepin' the names with the faces 43 00:02:00,130 --> 00:02:01,162 if you know what I'm sayin'. 44 00:02:01,182 --> 00:02:02,304 You know, Carl-Carlton, tell 'em 45 00:02:02,324 --> 00:02:05,128 tell 'em about the time. Tell 'em about the time! 46 00:02:06,220 --> 00:02:08,103 Not that it's anybody's business 47 00:02:08,124 --> 00:02:09,376 but my first time will be a loving expression 48 00:02:10,097 --> 00:02:12,240 of my commitment to the girl of my dreams. 49 00:02:13,391 --> 00:02:16,296 That's beautiful, Carlton. 50 00:02:16,317 --> 00:02:18,390 I call, check it out. 51 00:02:19,111 --> 00:02:21,365 Three kings and a virgin! 52 00:02:25,250 --> 00:02:27,133 [theme song] 53 00:02:27,154 --> 00:02:29,207 ♪ Now this is a story all about ♪ 54 00:02:29,226 --> 00:02:31,410 ♪ How my life got flipped turned upside down ♪ 55 00:02:32,132 --> 00:02:34,215 ♪ And I'd like to take minute just sit right there ♪ 56 00:02:34,234 --> 00:02:35,336 ♪ I'll tell you how I became the prince ♪ 57 00:02:35,356 --> 00:02:37,430 ♪ Of a town called Bel-Air ♪ 58 00:02:46,154 --> 00:02:48,348 ♪In West Philadelphia born and raised ♪ 59 00:02:48,368 --> 00:02:51,212 ♪ On the playground was where I spent the most of my days ♪ 60 00:02:51,232 --> 00:02:53,255 ♪ Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool ♪ 61 00:02:53,276 --> 00:02:55,399 ♪ All shootin' some b-ball outside of the school ♪ 62 00:02:55,419 --> 00:02:58,314 ♪ When a couple of guys who were up to no good ♪ 63 00:02:58,333 --> 00:03:00,266 ♪ Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood ♪ 64 00:03:00,287 --> 00:03:03,222 ♪ I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said ♪ 65 00:03:03,242 --> 00:03:05,325 ♪ You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air ♪ 66 00:03:05,344 --> 00:03:07,327 ♪ I whistled for a cab and when it came near ♪ 67 00:03:07,347 --> 00:03:10,272 ♪ The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror ♪ 68 00:03:10,292 --> 00:03:12,295 ♪ If anything I can say that this cab was rare ♪ 69 00:03:12,316 --> 00:03:16,262 ♪ But I thought nah forget it yo homes to Bel-Air ♪ 70 00:03:16,282 --> 00:03:19,337 ♪ I pulled up to the house at about seven or eight ♪ 71 00:03:19,357 --> 00:03:22,272 ♪ And I yelled to the cabbie yo homes smell ya later ♪ 72 00:03:22,291 --> 00:03:24,324 ♪ I looked at my kingdom I was finally there ♪ 73 00:03:24,344 --> 00:03:27,469 ♪ To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air ♪ 74 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:35,333 [instrumental music] 75 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:42,433 ♪ If I had a hammer ♪♪ 76 00:03:42,454 --> 00:03:43,506 Hey, I do. 77 00:03:45,269 --> 00:03:46,350 Hey, Will. 78 00:03:46,370 --> 00:03:48,303 Hey, what's up, Carl? What you doin' here? 79 00:03:48,322 --> 00:03:49,484 Well, I'm here to sign up for the reception. 80 00:03:49,505 --> 00:03:51,468 The dean of the business school's a Princeton alumni. 81 00:03:51,487 --> 00:03:53,310 You know what that means. 82 00:03:53,330 --> 00:03:55,344 Yeah, you'll be kissing more butt than Arsenio. 83 00:03:56,455 --> 00:03:59,490 Look, Dean Morgan could be my ticket into Princeton. 84 00:03:59,511 --> 00:04:01,534 Kissing up is a small price to pay. 85 00:04:01,555 --> 00:04:06,352 Well, you know what? Just try not to embarrass yourself again. 86 00:04:06,372 --> 00:04:08,295 What's that supposed to mean? 87 00:04:08,315 --> 00:04:10,509 Last night, Carlton, I mean, this innocence thing. 88 00:04:10,529 --> 00:04:12,442 In high school, that was cute, but come on 89 00:04:12,461 --> 00:04:15,406 you're a man now, start lyin'. 90 00:04:16,517 --> 00:04:18,501 Why? I have nothing to be embarrassed about. 91 00:04:18,522 --> 00:04:20,314 I'm waiting for Ms. Right. 92 00:04:20,333 --> 00:04:22,527 Oh, Carlton, please forget about Ms. Right. 93 00:04:22,548 --> 00:04:24,471 Go for Ms. Right Now. 94 00:04:25,543 --> 00:04:28,598 Well, I don't wanna settle for just anyone. 95 00:04:29,319 --> 00:04:31,492 I mean, when I was a kid, I used to sit up in my tree house 96 00:04:31,511 --> 00:04:34,486 thinking for hours about my dream girl. 97 00:04:34,507 --> 00:04:35,609 Oh, I can see her now. 98 00:04:36,330 --> 00:04:37,532 [elevator door opens] 99 00:04:37,552 --> 00:04:39,615 She's got beautiful brown eyes 100 00:04:40,336 --> 00:04:42,430 and a smile that lights up the room. 101 00:04:45,585 --> 00:04:49,411 - Ah, Carl-Carlton. - She'll be a great dresser. 102 00:04:49,430 --> 00:04:54,438 Sophisticated, beautiful and long dark hair. 103 00:04:55,601 --> 00:04:58,385 - Uh, Carl-- - Let me finish, Will! 104 00:04:58,405 --> 00:04:59,567 She'll love everything I love. 105 00:04:59,587 --> 00:05:03,403 Money, Ivy League schools and America. 106 00:05:03,423 --> 00:05:06,408 Ah, excuse me, can I pay for this Business Week now? 107 00:05:06,428 --> 00:05:07,640 The Princeton game is about start 108 00:05:07,659 --> 00:05:10,433 and I don't wanna miss the national anthem. 109 00:05:11,535 --> 00:05:13,598 Hey, lady, we were talking. 110 00:05:16,434 --> 00:05:18,657 Uh, look just-just a second I'll be right with you, alright? 111 00:05:18,676 --> 00:05:20,419 Okay. 112 00:05:21,442 --> 00:05:23,495 Carlton, man, it's her. 113 00:05:23,515 --> 00:05:24,547 (Carl) 'You think?' 114 00:05:24,567 --> 00:05:26,440 Come on, man, baby is all that. 115 00:05:26,460 --> 00:05:28,653 Go on, step to her and ask her out. 116 00:05:30,526 --> 00:05:32,539 So you're a Princeton fan? 117 00:05:32,558 --> 00:05:34,552 - Not really. - Oh. 118 00:05:34,572 --> 00:05:37,506 But my favorite singer is performing the national anthem. 119 00:05:37,527 --> 00:05:39,621 - Who's that? - Tom Jones. 120 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:43,476 ♪ Love ♪ 121 00:05:43,497 --> 00:05:48,635 ♪ Is a many-splendored thing ♪♪ 122 00:05:48,654 --> 00:05:50,637 Stupid, ask her out! 123 00:05:50,657 --> 00:05:54,553 Um, my name's, um, uh.. 124 00:05:54,575 --> 00:05:55,716 Carlton. 125 00:05:57,579 --> 00:05:58,731 Carlton. 126 00:05:58,751 --> 00:06:00,514 Joann. 127 00:06:00,533 --> 00:06:01,757 There's a TV in the student union 128 00:06:02,479 --> 00:06:04,765 maybe we could watch Tom Jones together? 129 00:06:05,488 --> 00:06:07,483 That sounds really nice, Carlton. 130 00:06:09,721 --> 00:06:11,576 Hey, good catch, Carl! 131 00:06:11,596 --> 00:06:13,512 That girl's a.. 132 00:06:13,531 --> 00:06:15,768 That girl's a damn thief, she stole that magazine. Hey! 133 00:06:17,624 --> 00:06:20,673 Bob, Bob, Bob, calm down. 134 00:06:20,693 --> 00:06:23,602 Bob, judges don't cry. 135 00:06:24,684 --> 00:06:26,780 Bob, this is just an investigation. 136 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:29,799 'Everything's gonna work out fine, trust me.' 137 00:06:29,819 --> 00:06:32,828 Okay, bye. Yeah, bye-bye. 138 00:06:34,693 --> 00:06:37,662 - He's dead. - What's goin' on, Uncle Phil? 139 00:06:37,683 --> 00:06:40,662 That ethics committee is diggin' up dirt on every judge in town. 140 00:06:40,682 --> 00:06:43,741 It's a witch-hunt, man. A witch-hunt. 141 00:06:43,761 --> 00:06:45,807 Goodness. Clumsy me! 142 00:06:47,662 --> 00:06:50,661 Philip, I thought you were getting the car. 143 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:51,733 What's going on? 144 00:06:51,753 --> 00:06:53,819 Oh, just that committee nailed another judge. 145 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:56,699 I sure am glad we don't have anything to hide. 146 00:06:56,719 --> 00:06:57,762 Will? 147 00:06:58,774 --> 00:07:01,813 Hey, look, I found that Chevette. 148 00:07:01,833 --> 00:07:03,808 Body was already in the trunk too. 149 00:07:05,835 --> 00:07:07,921 Honey, come on, we're gonna be late for the party. 150 00:07:07,941 --> 00:07:10,929 Look, I am serious, Will. You stay out of trouble. 151 00:07:10,949 --> 00:07:13,938 The slightest indiscretion could cost me my job. 152 00:07:13,958 --> 00:07:15,824 [glass shattering] 153 00:07:16,887 --> 00:07:19,876 G, what is up with you today, man? 154 00:07:19,896 --> 00:07:22,824 I mean, you seemin' all jumpy and everything. 155 00:07:22,844 --> 00:07:24,920 Jumpy? No, not me. 156 00:07:24,941 --> 00:07:27,970 - Come on, G, you can-- - Stop prosecuting me! 157 00:07:29,875 --> 00:07:32,763 I've done nothing I tell you, nothing. 158 00:07:34,028 --> 00:07:37,759 You just can't get good help these days. 159 00:07:37,778 --> 00:07:39,042 [instrumental music] 160 00:07:47,016 --> 00:07:50,797 That was the most romantic afternoon I've ever had. 161 00:07:50,816 --> 00:07:52,962 Oh, I knew you'd love the Tom Jones museum. 162 00:07:52,983 --> 00:07:56,042 Oh, I'm sorry we didn't make it to the Hall Of Sideburns. 163 00:07:57,918 --> 00:07:59,001 Here we are. 164 00:07:59,020 --> 00:08:01,828 What? Do you live in this hotel? 165 00:08:01,849 --> 00:08:03,895 Oh, just until I find a new apartment. 166 00:08:03,915 --> 00:08:05,850 Wait, you could come live at our house. 167 00:08:05,871 --> 00:08:07,005 My little sister is almost 15 168 00:08:07,024 --> 00:08:10,925 it's time she moved out on her own. 169 00:08:10,946 --> 00:08:14,126 I needed to laugh today. Thank you. 170 00:08:14,146 --> 00:08:17,866 Well, I don't want this to end. 171 00:08:17,886 --> 00:08:19,119 It doesn't have to. 172 00:08:22,992 --> 00:08:24,025 Will you marry me? 173 00:08:24,045 --> 00:08:25,178 [Joann laughs] 174 00:08:27,013 --> 00:08:29,190 You are too adorable for words. 175 00:08:31,174 --> 00:08:33,983 Can I give you a kiss goodbye? 176 00:08:34,004 --> 00:08:35,037 Yes. 177 00:08:37,934 --> 00:08:39,088 Tomorrow morning. 178 00:08:44,213 --> 00:08:46,239 Well, what time should I come back? 179 00:08:52,116 --> 00:08:54,142 [instrumental music] 180 00:09:09,247 --> 00:09:12,085 Just toast and coffee this morning, Geoffrey. 181 00:09:12,105 --> 00:09:13,299 Geoffrey's not here, Hilary. 182 00:09:14,191 --> 00:09:16,046 Can he do that? 183 00:09:17,271 --> 00:09:20,139 He was so upset, I gave him the morning off. 184 00:09:20,159 --> 00:09:23,148 I better go check see how he's doing. 185 00:09:23,168 --> 00:09:26,257 Great, so what am I supposed to do about breakfast? 186 00:09:26,277 --> 00:09:29,336 Oh, here's a crazy idea, Hil, how about you get it yourself? 187 00:09:31,220 --> 00:09:32,324 Fine. 188 00:09:37,358 --> 00:09:40,397 Bel-Air Hotel, get me room service. 189 00:09:41,119 --> 00:09:44,399 ♪ What's new pussycat whoa whoa whoa ♪ 190 00:09:45,122 --> 00:09:49,144 ♪ What's new pussycat whoa whoa ooh whoa oh ♪ 191 00:09:54,328 --> 00:09:56,444 I was up all night worried sick about you. 192 00:09:57,167 --> 00:10:00,165 Where have you been? And how come you didn't call me? 193 00:10:00,185 --> 00:10:02,452 Oh, my God, that's my mom's finger, get it off my hand. 194 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:08,200 Pinch me, Will, I'm in love. 195 00:10:08,219 --> 00:10:10,365 I finally found the woman of my dreams. 196 00:10:10,386 --> 00:10:12,222 And I did it. 197 00:10:13,285 --> 00:10:14,458 The big it! 198 00:10:16,314 --> 00:10:19,242 You-you mean, you and Joann.. 199 00:10:19,261 --> 00:10:22,300 ...uh, closed the deal? 200 00:10:22,321 --> 00:10:23,455 What are you guys talking about? 201 00:10:23,475 --> 00:10:26,423 Business, Ashley. Here, have some breakfast. 202 00:10:26,443 --> 00:10:31,288 S-so who put the offer on the table? 203 00:10:31,307 --> 00:10:32,430 Oh, uh, she did 204 00:10:32,451 --> 00:10:37,305 and the terms were so attractive I jumped on her, uh, it. 205 00:10:38,568 --> 00:10:40,554 I jumped on it. 206 00:10:40,574 --> 00:10:43,532 And, uh, don't worry 207 00:10:43,552 --> 00:10:47,364 I protected my investment. 208 00:10:50,414 --> 00:10:53,382 Come on, come on, tell me everything, tell me everything! 209 00:10:58,476 --> 00:11:02,388 - What was that all about? - Carlton lost his virginity. 210 00:11:03,531 --> 00:11:05,557 [instrumental music] 211 00:11:08,395 --> 00:11:09,589 Hey, I'll see y'all later, alright? 212 00:11:09,610 --> 00:11:12,609 Hold on, Will. Geoffrey has something he wants to tell us. 213 00:11:12,629 --> 00:11:14,464 Hurry up, G, I'm late for work, man. 214 00:11:14,484 --> 00:11:17,533 I have a confession. 215 00:11:17,552 --> 00:11:19,448 Something so shameful 216 00:11:19,469 --> 00:11:22,437 I had hoped it could remain buried forever. 217 00:11:22,456 --> 00:11:24,623 Oh, I think I got a minute or two for this one. 218 00:11:26,458 --> 00:11:27,612 I hope this doesn't have anything to do 219 00:11:27,633 --> 00:11:30,621 with the ethics committee investigation, Geoffrey. 220 00:11:30,641 --> 00:11:32,687 I'm afraid it does, sir. 221 00:11:32,707 --> 00:11:34,682 I beg your forgiveness for bringing 222 00:11:34,702 --> 00:11:36,628 this pox upon your house. 223 00:11:36,649 --> 00:11:39,628 That's alright, just don't take another morning off. 224 00:11:41,573 --> 00:11:44,512 Okay, Geoffrey, let's have it. 225 00:11:44,531 --> 00:11:48,643 I'm too ashamed to talk about it. It's better if I show you. 226 00:11:51,542 --> 00:11:52,755 You did a porno movie? 227 00:11:55,504 --> 00:11:56,517 Ew! 228 00:11:58,562 --> 00:12:02,614 (male narrator on TV) Montreal, site of the 1976 Olympics 229 00:12:02,635 --> 00:12:05,724 where some athletes become heroes to their countries. 230 00:12:05,744 --> 00:12:07,750 And where one man became 231 00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:10,609 the shame of a nation. 232 00:12:12,714 --> 00:12:14,730 Geoffrey Butler, a long-distance runner 233 00:12:14,751 --> 00:12:16,666 representing Great Britain was descended 234 00:12:16,686 --> 00:12:18,793 from a long line of running Butlers. 235 00:12:20,717 --> 00:12:22,603 The hopes of a nation were on this 236 00:12:22,623 --> 00:12:24,759 promising runner's shoulders. 237 00:12:24,780 --> 00:12:28,722 Alas, his best was simply not good enough. 238 00:12:28,741 --> 00:12:32,652 Halfway through the race, young Geoffrey Butler hit the wall. 239 00:12:34,739 --> 00:12:37,648 But unfortunately, he would not accept his defeat. 240 00:12:37,667 --> 00:12:41,709 In this amazing footage shot by Japanese tourist,Hashi Takashi 241 00:12:41,730 --> 00:12:44,829 Geoffrey Butler'sunthinkable actions were captured. 242 00:12:46,845 --> 00:12:48,931 [speaking inforeign language] 243 00:13:00,886 --> 00:13:03,825 (male narrator on TV) Geoffrey Butler's false victory was short-lived. 244 00:13:04,987 --> 00:13:07,805 The Takashi footage was released almost immediately 245 00:13:07,826 --> 00:13:09,922 and the public was outraged. 246 00:13:16,833 --> 00:13:19,952 Geoffrey Butler dropped from sight, never to be seen again. 247 00:13:22,951 --> 00:13:27,985 To his countrymen, he isthe shame of a nation. 248 00:13:32,037 --> 00:13:37,062 That's the shameful secret I have kept inside for 17 years. 249 00:13:39,048 --> 00:13:41,074 [laughing] 250 00:13:45,987 --> 00:13:47,933 Hey, hey. Hey, G, man. 251 00:13:47,954 --> 00:13:50,852 Hey, we ain't laughing at you, man. 252 00:13:50,871 --> 00:13:52,907 I guess we kinda are. 253 00:13:54,903 --> 00:13:56,979 Hey, G, why don't you run into the kitchen 254 00:13:56,999 --> 00:13:58,885 and get me something? 255 00:13:58,905 --> 00:14:01,011 Oh, or better yet, take a cab. 256 00:14:01,031 --> 00:14:03,097 [all laughing] 257 00:14:03,118 --> 00:14:07,030 - Sensitive lot, aren't you? - Oh-ho, Geoffrey. 258 00:14:07,049 --> 00:14:09,025 The committee won't care about any of this. 259 00:14:09,045 --> 00:14:10,138 - They won't? - Of course not. 260 00:14:10,158 --> 00:14:12,124 You're a servant. Get me some cake. 261 00:14:12,145 --> 00:14:14,201 [laughing] 262 00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:17,961 Geoffrey, what you did was not a crime. 263 00:14:17,981 --> 00:14:19,927 It was...stupid. 264 00:14:20,980 --> 00:14:22,965 So, you mean I'm not gonna cause you 265 00:14:22,986 --> 00:14:24,169 any embarrassment or scandal? 266 00:14:24,190 --> 00:14:26,186 No, no. 267 00:14:26,205 --> 00:14:29,043 Oh, man. Hey, G. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 268 00:14:29,064 --> 00:14:32,013 You mean, that's why you came to America? 269 00:14:32,033 --> 00:14:33,217 That's right, Master William. 270 00:14:33,236 --> 00:14:35,241 When did you get your green card? 271 00:14:36,244 --> 00:14:39,103 Green card? What-what green card? 272 00:14:42,051 --> 00:14:44,077 [laughing] 273 00:14:49,293 --> 00:14:53,174 (Will) Welcome to the ULA Business Reception. 274 00:14:53,194 --> 00:14:55,039 Weenie? 275 00:14:57,117 --> 00:14:59,112 You are what you eat, buddy. 276 00:15:01,299 --> 00:15:03,305 Hey, there he is, ladies. 277 00:15:03,324 --> 00:15:06,112 The love machine. Okay, one at a time. 278 00:15:06,133 --> 00:15:07,215 - Will. - Okay. 279 00:15:07,234 --> 00:15:10,160 Two at a time if you think you're ready, baby. 280 00:15:10,181 --> 00:15:11,273 Come on, Will, it's hard enough for me 281 00:15:11,293 --> 00:15:13,126 to think about anything else. 282 00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:16,242 Oh, man, I understand. I remember my first time. 283 00:15:16,261 --> 00:15:19,146 Yeah, yeah, yeah. She gave you a key chain. 284 00:15:23,185 --> 00:15:24,307 (Carlton) 'There's Dean Morgan.' 285 00:15:24,327 --> 00:15:27,303 Oh, I can't just walk right up to him. 286 00:15:27,323 --> 00:15:29,166 Carlton, haven't you learned anything 287 00:15:29,186 --> 00:15:30,399 from your experience last night? 288 00:15:31,119 --> 00:15:33,143 You want me to sleep with him? 289 00:15:34,405 --> 00:15:37,220 Carlton, I'm saying when you want something, go for it. 290 00:15:37,242 --> 00:15:40,197 Now, he's over there. Just walk over and introduce yourself. 291 00:15:42,361 --> 00:15:44,134 [sighs] 292 00:15:45,227 --> 00:15:47,160 Excuse me, Dean Morgan? 293 00:15:47,179 --> 00:15:49,273 Carlton Banks, class of '97. 294 00:15:49,293 --> 00:15:52,359 I read your paper on the rise and fall of IBM. 295 00:15:52,380 --> 00:15:56,247 I call it the feel-good financial analysis of the year. 296 00:15:56,267 --> 00:15:58,311 Let the butt kissing begin. 297 00:16:00,255 --> 00:16:01,417 Yeah, Banks, Banks. 298 00:16:01,436 --> 00:16:06,235 Yes, you're the chap who wants to transfer to, uh, Princeton. 299 00:16:06,256 --> 00:16:08,180 That's my alma mater, you know. 300 00:16:08,199 --> 00:16:12,256 Really? Well,quellesurprise. 301 00:16:12,277 --> 00:16:14,351 You know what it takes to be accepted 302 00:16:14,370 --> 00:16:17,316 into Princeton, Mr. Banks? 303 00:16:17,336 --> 00:16:19,430 Inspiration. 304 00:16:19,451 --> 00:16:21,405 And one phone call from me. 305 00:16:21,425 --> 00:16:23,418 [laughing] 306 00:16:25,481 --> 00:16:27,295 Oh, this must be fate. 307 00:16:27,316 --> 00:16:29,510 I mean, I-I had my inspiration yesterday. 308 00:16:30,230 --> 00:16:31,463 I found a woman who makes me believe 309 00:16:31,483 --> 00:16:33,396 that anything is possible. 310 00:16:33,417 --> 00:16:36,423 Well, I feel the same way about Mrs. Morgan. 311 00:16:36,443 --> 00:16:38,487 Ah, here she is now. 312 00:16:42,383 --> 00:16:44,437 Sweetheart. 313 00:16:44,458 --> 00:16:48,325 Carlton Banks, I'd like you to meet my wife, Joann. 314 00:16:50,459 --> 00:16:54,497 Hey-hey, it is great to see you two together again. 315 00:16:54,517 --> 00:16:56,350 Ah, you've met my wife? 316 00:16:56,370 --> 00:17:00,318 I mean, it is great to see you two together again. 317 00:17:00,337 --> 00:17:01,519 Do I know you? 318 00:17:01,539 --> 00:17:03,423 Oh, well-well.. 319 00:17:03,443 --> 00:17:06,418 You see, I'm the manager of this place 320 00:17:06,438 --> 00:17:08,442 and there-there's a phone call for you. 321 00:17:08,463 --> 00:17:12,441 - Well, who is it? - It-it-it's your uncle. 322 00:17:12,461 --> 00:17:14,595 My only uncle died three years ago. 323 00:17:15,315 --> 00:17:16,407 Then you should take the call 'cause it's probably 324 00:17:16,427 --> 00:17:18,311 really long-distance. 325 00:17:20,435 --> 00:17:22,328 Ah, excuse me for a minute. 326 00:17:22,348 --> 00:17:24,603 I-I'll leave you two to get better acquainted. 327 00:17:26,356 --> 00:17:28,400 I don't think that's possible. 328 00:17:31,365 --> 00:17:33,389 Why didn't you tell me you were married? 329 00:17:33,409 --> 00:17:35,613 - It's not that simple. - You're telling me. 330 00:17:35,633 --> 00:17:38,408 I mean, this will make it very hard for us. 331 00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:43,648 Carlton, there is no us. 332 00:17:44,370 --> 00:17:45,542 My husband and I are separated 333 00:17:45,563 --> 00:17:48,508 but he called this morning and we're trying to work things out. 334 00:17:48,529 --> 00:17:50,653 - But yesterday-- - No, I was upset. 335 00:17:52,415 --> 00:17:53,637 And you were so cute. 336 00:17:55,441 --> 00:17:57,424 Well, you made me feel better. 337 00:18:01,412 --> 00:18:02,674 Look, I'm not proud of myself. 338 00:18:03,676 --> 00:18:05,459 I love you. 339 00:18:06,471 --> 00:18:08,465 Oh, Carlton. 340 00:18:08,485 --> 00:18:10,469 It was just one night. 341 00:18:11,622 --> 00:18:14,628 I've been waiting my whole life for that one night. 342 00:18:16,450 --> 00:18:18,464 I'm so sorry. 343 00:18:22,521 --> 00:18:24,515 So what happens now? 344 00:18:25,578 --> 00:18:27,542 We say goodbye. 345 00:18:33,704 --> 00:18:35,517 Hey, look, Carlton, man. I'm so.. 346 00:18:35,536 --> 00:18:36,608 I didn't.. 347 00:18:41,648 --> 00:18:44,614 [instrumental music] 348 00:18:47,569 --> 00:18:49,723 [Will panting] 349 00:18:53,580 --> 00:18:55,594 [Will screaming] 350 00:18:57,679 --> 00:19:00,694 [panting] 351 00:19:05,623 --> 00:19:08,578 You have to go through this every time you come up here? 352 00:19:08,598 --> 00:19:10,662 No, I take the ladder. 353 00:19:18,547 --> 00:19:20,611 She used me, Will. 354 00:19:20,631 --> 00:19:23,566 Of all the students in all the universities in the world 355 00:19:23,586 --> 00:19:25,730 she had to sleep with me. 356 00:19:25,751 --> 00:19:27,835 I feel lower than dirt. 357 00:19:28,557 --> 00:19:30,601 That would be what? Rocks? 358 00:19:31,723 --> 00:19:35,730 Yeah, I feel like rocks. Really dirty rocks. 359 00:19:36,752 --> 00:19:38,596 You were right, Will. 360 00:19:38,615 --> 00:19:40,719 There's no girl of my dreams. 361 00:19:41,650 --> 00:19:42,843 Hey, Carlton, check it out. 362 00:19:42,863 --> 00:19:44,656 How about we go down 363 00:19:44,676 --> 00:19:46,670 and we discuss this on solid ground, huh? 364 00:19:46,690 --> 00:19:48,694 I'll buy you some rocky road, baby. 365 00:19:49,596 --> 00:19:50,648 No. 366 00:19:51,609 --> 00:19:52,841 I'm never coming down. 367 00:19:54,816 --> 00:19:56,900 Carlton, y-you gonna have to eventually come down. 368 00:19:57,620 --> 00:19:59,694 What happens when you gotta go to the bathroom? 369 00:19:59,714 --> 00:20:01,818 Down the hall, third door on your right. 370 00:20:03,873 --> 00:20:05,817 I'm so stupid. 371 00:20:05,837 --> 00:20:08,652 I'm a stupid, dirty rock. 372 00:20:14,723 --> 00:20:16,796 Carlton, man. 373 00:20:16,817 --> 00:20:18,901 Yeah, I've been thinking. 374 00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:21,746 Maybe if I didn't play you so much 375 00:20:21,766 --> 00:20:23,810 about being a virgin. 376 00:20:23,831 --> 00:20:26,766 Maybe you would've took things a little slower. 377 00:20:26,785 --> 00:20:29,911 And you would've realized that Joann wasn't Ms. Right. 378 00:20:31,785 --> 00:20:35,812 Maybe if me and Ms. X had taken things a little slower. 379 00:20:35,833 --> 00:20:38,749 Maybe we'd be a little better off than we are right now. 380 00:20:40,972 --> 00:20:44,789 Is the almighty Will admitting he was wrong? 381 00:20:45,942 --> 00:20:48,728 Well, there's a first time for everything. 382 00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:50,740 Of course, you know that. 383 00:20:53,796 --> 00:20:56,732 Look, if you don't mind, I really wanna be alone right now. 384 00:20:57,855 --> 00:20:59,788 Alright, alright. 385 00:21:01,811 --> 00:21:04,887 Hey, y-you mind if I use the ladder this time? 386 00:21:04,908 --> 00:21:07,884 - Do whatever you want. - Alright, man. 387 00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:16,810 You don't hate me, do you? 388 00:21:17,831 --> 00:21:18,843 Nah. 389 00:21:22,871 --> 00:21:25,806 It's a nice tree house you got here, man. 390 00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:27,960 At least you didn't outgrow your furniture, huh? 391 00:21:34,913 --> 00:21:36,897 [Will screaming] 392 00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:39,914 [cat screeching] 393 00:21:39,934 --> 00:21:42,098 [theme music] 394 00:21:46,817 --> 00:21:47,879 Oh, you know what? 395 00:21:47,898 --> 00:21:49,060 I'll never forget my first time, man. 396 00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:50,984 It was right before I went back to.. 397 00:21:51,005 --> 00:21:53,109 - Uh, eh, hoo, ha. - I remember that time. 398 00:21:53,830 --> 00:21:55,844 - You remember that time? - I remember that time. 399 00:21:55,863 --> 00:21:57,867 - I was there. Uh-huh. - You was there? 400 00:21:57,887 --> 00:21:59,850 [mumbling] I remember that time. 401 00:21:59,870 --> 00:22:02,846 - 'I bet she remembers too.' - 'You are rolling.' 402 00:22:02,866 --> 00:22:04,088 I mess my line up. 403 00:22:06,053 --> 00:22:07,886 (male #1) That's next year's Emmy 404 00:22:07,905 --> 00:22:09,038 right there.