1 00:00:01,173 --> 00:00:03,070 [instrumental music] 2 00:00:04,133 --> 00:00:06,189 She still ain't showed up yet, huh, Carlton? 3 00:00:06,209 --> 00:00:08,961 No, and I've been waiting over two hours. 4 00:00:08,982 --> 00:00:10,045 Hey, hey, look, come on, man. 5 00:00:10,065 --> 00:00:11,943 Look, don't even be beating yourself up like this. 6 00:00:11,962 --> 00:00:13,135 Everybody gets stood up once. 7 00:00:13,154 --> 00:00:15,895 Once a month? 8 00:00:15,915 --> 00:00:18,091 Why did I ever trust a computer dating service? 9 00:00:18,112 --> 00:00:20,953 Carlton, Carl.. Hey, hey, come on, man. 10 00:00:20,972 --> 00:00:23,098 Look, chances are a-a girl who matches up with you 11 00:00:23,118 --> 00:00:25,065 has already taken her own life. 12 00:00:26,944 --> 00:00:28,811 Very funny. 13 00:00:28,830 --> 00:00:30,817 Look, I'll be back in the stockroom 14 00:00:30,837 --> 00:00:31,979 in the dark. 15 00:00:32,953 --> 00:00:34,006 Oh, Carlton. 16 00:00:34,027 --> 00:00:35,756 No. 17 00:00:44,835 --> 00:00:46,851 I'm looking for Carlton Banks. 18 00:00:47,935 --> 00:00:49,733 Uh, just a second. 19 00:00:49,753 --> 00:00:51,820 Oh, damn. Just a second. 20 00:00:56,766 --> 00:00:58,913 What took you so long, girl? Damn. 21 00:01:00,937 --> 00:01:02,891 [theme song] 22 00:01:02,912 --> 00:01:04,947 ♪ Now this is a story all about ♪ 23 00:01:04,966 --> 00:01:07,958 ♪ How my life got flipped turned upside down ♪ 24 00:01:07,979 --> 00:01:10,055 ♪ And I'd like to take minute just sit right there ♪ 25 00:01:10,074 --> 00:01:11,905 ♪ I'll tell you how I became the prince ♪ 26 00:01:11,927 --> 00:01:13,158 ♪ Of a town called Bel-Air ♪ 27 00:01:13,177 --> 00:01:16,972 [instrumental music] 28 00:01:22,223 --> 00:01:25,122 ♪In West Philadelphia born and raised ♪ 29 00:01:25,142 --> 00:01:27,380 ♪ On the playground is where I spent the most of my days ♪ 30 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:29,364 ♪ Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool ♪ 31 00:01:29,384 --> 00:01:32,264 ♪ And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school ♪ 32 00:01:32,284 --> 00:01:34,543 ♪ When a couple of guys who were up to no good ♪ 33 00:01:35,275 --> 00:01:36,547 ♪ Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood ♪ 34 00:01:36,568 --> 00:01:39,509 ♪ I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said ♪ 35 00:01:39,528 --> 00:01:41,665 ♪ You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air ♪ 36 00:01:42,397 --> 00:01:44,432 ♪ I whistled for a cab and when it came near ♪ 37 00:01:44,453 --> 00:01:46,661 ♪ The license plate said Fresh and it had dice in the mirror ♪ 38 00:01:46,681 --> 00:01:48,756 ♪ If anything I can say that this cab was rare ♪ 39 00:01:48,777 --> 00:01:52,796 ♪ But I thought nah forget it yo homes to Bel-Air ♪ 40 00:01:52,817 --> 00:01:55,879 ♪ I pulled up to the house about seven or eight ♪ 41 00:01:55,899 --> 00:01:58,901 ♪ And I yelled to the cabbie yo homes smell ya later ♪ 42 00:01:58,921 --> 00:02:00,976 ♪ I looked at my kingdom I was finally there ♪ 43 00:02:00,997 --> 00:02:03,978 ♪ To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air ♪ 44 00:02:03,997 --> 00:02:07,059 [music continues] 45 00:02:10,906 --> 00:02:13,114 [instrumental music] 46 00:02:19,066 --> 00:02:20,158 Okay, so tell me again. 47 00:02:20,177 --> 00:02:21,289 Once the bread is in those little slots 48 00:02:21,309 --> 00:02:23,253 you just slide the lever down? 49 00:02:24,265 --> 00:02:26,079 Fascinating, isn't it? 50 00:02:26,098 --> 00:02:28,041 [chuckles] 51 00:02:28,062 --> 00:02:29,214 - Um, Hilary-- - Not now. 52 00:02:29,233 --> 00:02:31,177 I'm learning how to cook. 53 00:02:33,041 --> 00:02:34,083 Good morning. 54 00:02:34,103 --> 00:02:35,265 Good morning, madam. 55 00:02:35,285 --> 00:02:39,162 Sweetheart, do you know what day it is today? 56 00:02:41,106 --> 00:02:42,188 (Philip) Of course I do. 57 00:02:42,208 --> 00:02:44,291 So, what are we gonna do to celebrate? 58 00:02:44,311 --> 00:02:47,327 U-uh, same thing we did last year, only better. 59 00:02:49,310 --> 00:02:52,276 Gee, Uncle Phil, how are you gonna top last year? 60 00:02:54,099 --> 00:02:55,211 Well, uh.. 61 00:02:55,231 --> 00:02:56,333 Happy Valentine's Day! 62 00:02:56,353 --> 00:02:59,238 Happy Valentine's Day, sweetheart. 63 00:03:00,349 --> 00:03:02,373 Oh. 64 00:03:03,095 --> 00:03:06,311 "Valentine's fun for you and your lover. 65 00:03:06,330 --> 00:03:10,197 Come sing at the Peacock for a ten-dollar cover." 66 00:03:10,218 --> 00:03:13,293 Neat, huh? And I rented a karaoke machine and everything. 67 00:03:14,374 --> 00:03:16,388 Gosh, for real? 68 00:03:16,408 --> 00:03:18,311 Aunt Viv, can I be excused from the table? 69 00:03:18,332 --> 00:03:20,376 I'm just too darn excited to eat. 70 00:03:22,189 --> 00:03:23,291 [Will chuckling] 71 00:03:24,362 --> 00:03:27,187 But, mom, dad, I've reserved special seats 72 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:28,339 right next to the speakers for you. 73 00:03:28,359 --> 00:03:30,293 Oh, thank you, son, but your father's got 74 00:03:30,314 --> 00:03:33,149 some special plans for us tonight. 75 00:03:33,169 --> 00:03:36,154 You big romantic guy, you. 76 00:03:38,268 --> 00:03:40,172 Hilary, can you drive 77 00:03:40,192 --> 00:03:41,364 me and my date to the movies tonight? 78 00:03:41,383 --> 00:03:44,178 Sorry, Ash, but I'm preparing dinner for my valentine. 79 00:03:44,199 --> 00:03:45,451 [laughs] 80 00:03:48,226 --> 00:03:50,320 This is going to be a breeze. 81 00:03:50,339 --> 00:03:52,332 Ashley, I'll give you a ride. 82 00:03:52,354 --> 00:03:55,289 Oh, God. Daddy, please. 83 00:03:55,309 --> 00:03:57,282 I don't want to spoil yourplans for tonight. 84 00:03:57,302 --> 00:03:59,206 I don't have anything special planned. 85 00:03:59,226 --> 00:04:00,458 What about our big evening? 86 00:04:00,478 --> 00:04:03,283 Oh-oh-oh, that's much later. 87 00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:06,318 So, who are we dating? 88 00:04:06,338 --> 00:04:10,235 Daddy, please, this is not going to help my reputation. 89 00:04:10,255 --> 00:04:12,308 What's wrong with your reputation? 90 00:04:12,329 --> 00:04:15,395 You are. You give every date I have the third degree. 91 00:04:15,414 --> 00:04:17,337 Boys will not come near me at school 92 00:04:17,357 --> 00:04:19,391 without having a lawyer present. 93 00:04:19,412 --> 00:04:20,504 Yes! 94 00:04:25,322 --> 00:04:26,504 - Aah! - Yo! 95 00:04:26,524 --> 00:04:28,327 What's wrong with you, girl? 96 00:04:28,348 --> 00:04:30,432 Will, daddy is going to drive me and my date 97 00:04:30,451 --> 00:04:32,304 to the movies tonight. 98 00:04:33,466 --> 00:04:35,520 That doesn't sound like that's a big deal, Ash. 99 00:04:35,540 --> 00:04:37,383 Will, the last time 100 00:04:37,403 --> 00:04:39,277 daddy drove me and my date to the movies 101 00:04:39,297 --> 00:04:42,523 he wound up sitting in the two seats behind us. 102 00:04:42,543 --> 00:04:45,488 Couldn't you just drop us off and pick us up? 103 00:04:45,509 --> 00:04:48,504 Oh, I'm-I'm afraid that's a little bit of a problem, Ashley. 104 00:04:48,524 --> 00:04:51,440 See, this girl that I'm datin' tonight 105 00:04:51,460 --> 00:04:53,563 is kind of like a 6.6 on the Richter scale 106 00:04:53,583 --> 00:04:56,559 so I wanna be there, you know, for all the aftershocks. 107 00:04:56,578 --> 00:04:59,383 You know what I mean? You know? 108 00:05:03,351 --> 00:05:04,503 Yeah, I know what you're sayin'. 109 00:05:04,522 --> 00:05:06,446 I'm doomed. 110 00:05:06,466 --> 00:05:09,561 Ashley, I've circled the movies I feel are appropriate 111 00:05:09,581 --> 00:05:12,526 for you and your, uh, friend. 112 00:05:14,381 --> 00:05:15,543 "Free Willy." 113 00:05:16,455 --> 00:05:18,418 "Beethoven II." 114 00:05:18,438 --> 00:05:19,600 "The Return Of The Care Bears?" 115 00:05:19,619 --> 00:05:21,513 Oh, that was my first choice. 116 00:05:21,533 --> 00:05:23,456 Oh, but if your mother asks tomorrow 117 00:05:23,476 --> 00:05:26,472 I didn't get any extra butter on my popcorn. Huh? 118 00:05:26,492 --> 00:05:29,387 Uh, whoa, hey! Hey. Uncle Phil, check it out. 119 00:05:29,408 --> 00:05:31,492 There's-there's been a-a slight change of plans. 120 00:05:31,511 --> 00:05:34,586 Um, ah, Ashley's going to double with me and my girl. 121 00:05:34,607 --> 00:05:36,661 Uh-uh, I'm not gonna have my daughter involved 122 00:05:37,381 --> 00:05:39,515 in one of your wild evenings. 123 00:05:39,535 --> 00:05:41,499 We-we playin' miniature golf. 124 00:05:41,519 --> 00:05:43,442 Well, that'll be cool unless the church group 125 00:05:43,462 --> 00:05:45,646 shut that place down, you know. 126 00:05:45,666 --> 00:05:47,485 And afterwards? 127 00:05:47,506 --> 00:05:49,525 Well, I was thinkin' we'd run some guns to Nicaragua 128 00:05:49,544 --> 00:05:51,533 but we'll probably just come home. 129 00:05:52,592 --> 00:05:54,451 Alright, Will. 130 00:05:54,472 --> 00:05:56,421 She's in your hands. 131 00:05:56,441 --> 00:05:58,430 But if anything happens to her 132 00:05:58,449 --> 00:06:00,598 those hands will be without fingers. 133 00:06:02,428 --> 00:06:05,466 Yes, sir! Lose my fingers, sir! 134 00:06:08,584 --> 00:06:10,393 (Carlton) 'Hi! Good evening, everyone!' 135 00:06:10,414 --> 00:06:12,483 And welcome to rockin' Valentine's Eve! 136 00:06:12,502 --> 00:06:14,610 Now, I know most of you are wondering two things 137 00:06:14,630 --> 00:06:16,429 how does he dress so well 138 00:06:16,449 --> 00:06:19,468 and what is this thing called karaoke, anyway? 139 00:06:19,489 --> 00:06:22,457 Actually, karaoke has two definitions 140 00:06:22,477 --> 00:06:24,406 "Kara" as in, carry a tune 141 00:06:24,426 --> 00:06:28,404 and "Oke" as in, okey-dokey, let the good times roll! 142 00:06:28,424 --> 00:06:30,493 [laughs] 143 00:06:30,512 --> 00:06:33,510 I swear I made that reservation a week ago. 144 00:06:33,531 --> 00:06:35,410 Philip, why don't you be aman 145 00:06:35,429 --> 00:06:37,558 and admit that you forgot Valentine's Day? 146 00:06:38,568 --> 00:06:40,606 Alright. I admit it. I just forgot. 147 00:06:40,626 --> 00:06:43,355 How come you don't forget Thanksgiving? 148 00:06:43,375 --> 00:06:45,574 Why don't you just watch and try to enjoy your son's party? 149 00:06:45,595 --> 00:06:48,393 Hey, look who just floated in on cloud nine 150 00:06:48,413 --> 00:06:49,503 Philip and Vivian banks. 151 00:06:49,523 --> 00:06:51,352 Two people who over the years 152 00:06:51,371 --> 00:06:52,490 never stopped loving each other. 153 00:06:52,510 --> 00:06:55,459 I should know. My room's just down the hall. 154 00:06:56,529 --> 00:06:58,398 - Let's get outta here. - Don't, just don't.. 155 00:06:58,417 --> 00:07:01,515 Hey there, funny valentines. How about a love song? 156 00:07:01,535 --> 00:07:03,544 ♪ Love ♪ 157 00:07:03,565 --> 00:07:05,584 ♪ Exciting and.. ♪ 158 00:07:07,573 --> 00:07:09,392 ♪ Come aboard ♪ 159 00:07:09,411 --> 00:07:11,480 ♪ We're expecting.. ♪ 160 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:15,559 ♪ The love boat hey ♪ 161 00:07:15,579 --> 00:07:19,527 ♪ Soon we'll be making another run ♪ 162 00:07:21,376 --> 00:07:22,605 ♪ Boat ♪ 163 00:07:22,625 --> 00:07:26,473 ♪ Promises something for everyone ♪♪ 164 00:07:26,493 --> 00:07:28,612 (Will) 'We're here live at the St. Valentine's day open' 165 00:07:29,331 --> 00:07:30,551 where Samantha Sacken is about to attempt 166 00:07:30,571 --> 00:07:32,610 a very difficult stroke. Wait a minute! 167 00:07:33,329 --> 00:07:35,598 It looks as though she's getting some help from her caddie. 168 00:07:37,476 --> 00:07:39,535 Will, I thought you were the announcer. 169 00:07:39,556 --> 00:07:41,525 Hey, hush up, child. I'm tryin' to help you with your form. 170 00:07:41,545 --> 00:07:44,593 Stop. Not in front of your cousin. 171 00:07:44,613 --> 00:07:46,372 (Will) 'Oh. Yeah, yeah, you're right.' 172 00:07:46,391 --> 00:07:48,390 Come on, let's go out to the car. 173 00:07:50,599 --> 00:07:53,477 They are really sweet together. 174 00:07:53,498 --> 00:07:55,327 (Will) What do you think he's sayin' to her? 175 00:07:55,346 --> 00:07:57,315 Probably the same thing you were saying to girls 176 00:07:57,335 --> 00:07:58,445 when you were his age. 177 00:07:58,465 --> 00:08:00,574 Heh, I doubt it, when I was his age 178 00:08:00,594 --> 00:08:02,572 I was tryin' to get the girls to.. 179 00:08:06,450 --> 00:08:08,399 Hmm. 180 00:08:08,420 --> 00:08:09,510 [chuckles] No. No. 181 00:08:09,530 --> 00:08:11,519 He's just, he's just a little kid 182 00:08:11,539 --> 00:08:13,338 'and so is Ashley.' 183 00:08:13,358 --> 00:08:16,306 Not so little, Will. She is a beautiful girl. 184 00:08:16,325 --> 00:08:18,434 Didn't you see what the putter guy did? 185 00:08:18,454 --> 00:08:19,483 No. What'd he do? 186 00:08:19,503 --> 00:08:21,522 He dropped her ball on purpose. 187 00:08:21,543 --> 00:08:24,372 Oh, pfft! Now, why would he do that? 188 00:08:24,391 --> 00:08:26,440 Unless he was tryin' to check out her.. 189 00:08:30,359 --> 00:08:32,367 Hmm. 190 00:08:32,386 --> 00:08:35,395 No. Look, look, look, that is not possible. 191 00:08:35,416 --> 00:08:38,324 Hey, when I was 15, it was possible. 192 00:08:38,343 --> 00:08:40,352 Oh, yeah, but you was a little freak, though. 193 00:08:41,513 --> 00:08:43,392 No. No. I'm just sayin', you know, it's.. 194 00:08:43,412 --> 00:08:45,430 Things were a lot faster in them public high schools. 195 00:08:45,449 --> 00:08:47,338 She goes to Bel-Air academy. 196 00:08:47,359 --> 00:08:49,368 I went to St. John's Parochial. 197 00:08:49,388 --> 00:08:53,386 Hmm. You still got that little dress and them shoes, huh? 198 00:08:53,406 --> 00:08:56,534 Hey, Carl Lewis, put a move on it. 199 00:08:56,553 --> 00:08:59,492 Hey, take it easy, pops. You'll be in a hole soon enough. 200 00:09:04,350 --> 00:09:06,379 That's a really nice outfit. 201 00:09:07,489 --> 00:09:10,417 Hey, hey, look, uh, if I make this putt 202 00:09:10,436 --> 00:09:12,365 you got to promise me that you're gonna.. 203 00:09:12,386 --> 00:09:13,435 [whispers] 204 00:09:13,454 --> 00:09:15,383 [giggles] Will! 205 00:09:15,403 --> 00:09:16,533 [laughs] 206 00:09:16,553 --> 00:09:18,342 Bryan! 207 00:09:21,381 --> 00:09:23,400 [instrumental music] 208 00:09:24,489 --> 00:09:27,308 You know, Geoffrey, just between you and me 209 00:09:27,327 --> 00:09:30,425 I was a little worried about making a whole dinner myself 210 00:09:30,445 --> 00:09:32,384 but there's really nothing to it. 211 00:09:33,524 --> 00:09:35,483 Oh, Miss Hilary, could you pass me 212 00:09:35,504 --> 00:09:38,292 that heavy iron skillet over there? 213 00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:40,540 Hello? 214 00:09:42,429 --> 00:09:44,448 How thoughtless of me. 215 00:09:51,284 --> 00:09:52,403 [baby cries] 216 00:09:52,423 --> 00:09:55,512 Oh, dear, I better go tend to Master Nicky. 217 00:09:55,532 --> 00:09:58,250 What? Geoffrey, you can't go now. 218 00:09:58,270 --> 00:10:00,389 - But the baby needs me. - He needs you? 219 00:10:00,409 --> 00:10:02,448 I'm the one with the orthopedist coming to dinner. 220 00:10:02,469 --> 00:10:05,517 Geoffrey, I demand that you stay here and cook. 221 00:10:05,536 --> 00:10:07,325 No! 222 00:10:07,346 --> 00:10:08,476 Can you say that to me? 223 00:10:09,495 --> 00:10:13,373 Well, um, l-let's try it again. 224 00:10:14,333 --> 00:10:15,462 No. 225 00:10:16,510 --> 00:10:18,519 By George, I've got it! 226 00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:20,509 - No! No! - Geoffrey! 227 00:10:20,528 --> 00:10:23,247 - Geoffrey, you come back here! - No! 228 00:10:23,267 --> 00:10:24,316 (Geoffrey) 'No!' 229 00:10:27,515 --> 00:10:29,234 Ew! 230 00:10:41,418 --> 00:10:44,426 [sizzling] 231 00:10:59,448 --> 00:11:00,508 [crackling] 232 00:11:19,398 --> 00:11:21,327 Good God! 233 00:11:24,264 --> 00:11:26,313 I think there's something wrong with the stove. 234 00:11:28,323 --> 00:11:30,472 [instrumental music] 235 00:11:32,490 --> 00:11:37,227 (Samantha) 'Hole in one! Yes! My first one ever!' 236 00:11:37,247 --> 00:11:38,287 [Samantha claps] 237 00:11:41,205 --> 00:11:42,334 Ooh! 238 00:11:42,354 --> 00:11:44,403 That bird just doogied on your head. 239 00:11:46,263 --> 00:11:48,382 Will, I got a hole in one! 240 00:11:48,402 --> 00:11:51,271 Oh, y-you'll do better next time, baby. 241 00:11:53,209 --> 00:11:54,248 (Will) Oh, hey! 242 00:11:54,269 --> 00:11:55,418 Hey, hey, check it out. Listen. 243 00:11:55,438 --> 00:11:58,377 I got a idea. Hey, how about we switch partners? 244 00:11:58,397 --> 00:12:01,325 You go down there and play with, uh, w-with, uh.. 245 00:12:01,344 --> 00:12:04,193 - Samantha. - Ah. Thanks a lot, Ashley. 246 00:12:04,213 --> 00:12:06,431 No, thanks, man, I like playing right here. 247 00:12:06,451 --> 00:12:09,380 Okay, Ashley, uh, you go down play with what's-her-name. 248 00:12:09,401 --> 00:12:10,440 Will.. 249 00:12:10,459 --> 00:12:13,348 Oh, you got another hole in one, baby? You good! 250 00:12:15,337 --> 00:12:17,226 Gosh, it's getting warm out here. 251 00:12:17,247 --> 00:12:18,396 Why don't you take your jacket off? 252 00:12:18,416 --> 00:12:19,455 Oh. 253 00:12:23,182 --> 00:12:24,222 Da-ah, ah. 254 00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:25,342 Ashley, hey, check it out. 255 00:12:25,362 --> 00:12:26,432 Um, um.. 256 00:12:26,451 --> 00:12:28,230 See, it's-it's some, uh.. 257 00:12:28,251 --> 00:12:30,300 It's some-some killer bees. Okay? 258 00:12:30,319 --> 00:12:32,228 Uh, they come from Mexico. 259 00:12:32,249 --> 00:12:34,367 And they-they-they could strike at any time. 260 00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:37,436 And they-they love teenage flesh. 261 00:12:37,455 --> 00:12:39,444 Thanks, but I'll risk it. 262 00:12:40,164 --> 00:12:41,424 Just don't worry, man, I ain't gonna let no bees 263 00:12:41,443 --> 00:12:43,282 get to this honey. 264 00:12:46,300 --> 00:12:48,345 Okay, Junior Mac, uh, listen. 265 00:12:50,209 --> 00:12:53,346 I think it's time we had a little chat, uh, mano aboyo. 266 00:12:54,458 --> 00:12:56,242 Will, what are you doing? 267 00:12:56,263 --> 00:12:57,456 Yeah, man. What's your problem? 268 00:12:57,475 --> 00:13:01,293 I think the problem is something called a double standard. 269 00:13:01,315 --> 00:13:03,389 Well, wait. Hold up, baby. Whose side you on? 270 00:13:03,409 --> 00:13:07,208 I'm on the side that would like to continue our date. 271 00:13:07,227 --> 00:13:09,231 And we would like to continue ours. 272 00:13:09,251 --> 00:13:10,474 Yeah, I thought we was all havin' a good time. 273 00:13:10,494 --> 00:13:14,262 D-don't you give me that innocent boy routine! 274 00:13:14,282 --> 00:13:17,309 I know that routine. Iinvented that routine. 275 00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:19,295 Ooh, I-I-I see right through you 276 00:13:19,315 --> 00:13:22,472 you-you, little dog. Ooh, shame. 277 00:13:22,492 --> 00:13:25,428 Man, back off me, man. I just want to have some fun. 278 00:13:26,399 --> 00:13:28,374 Fun? 279 00:13:28,394 --> 00:13:30,509 Does this look like a place to have fun? 280 00:13:31,472 --> 00:13:32,534 I don't think so. 281 00:13:32,553 --> 00:13:35,309 Ain't nobody gonna have no fun up in here. 282 00:13:35,329 --> 00:13:37,464 Not me, not you, not her! 283 00:13:37,485 --> 00:13:39,430 And definitely not me. 284 00:13:39,449 --> 00:13:41,453 Goodbye, Will. 285 00:13:41,474 --> 00:13:42,516 Whoa. Baby, oh.. 286 00:13:42,537 --> 00:13:45,473 Come back here. What is her name? 287 00:13:48,550 --> 00:13:50,424 Man, the word was out on your father 288 00:13:50,443 --> 00:13:52,418 but who knew your whole family was crazy? 289 00:13:52,438 --> 00:13:54,392 Bryan, I'm so sorry. 290 00:13:54,413 --> 00:13:57,510 Ashley, if you ever run away from home, give me a call. 291 00:13:59,373 --> 00:14:00,425 - Bryan, wait. - Oh, hey, let him go. 292 00:14:00,446 --> 00:14:02,451 Let him go, baby. 293 00:14:02,470 --> 00:14:06,589 And good riddance, you little Filthy McNasty! 294 00:14:09,355 --> 00:14:10,528 Will, how could you do this to me? 295 00:14:10,549 --> 00:14:13,435 To you? Ashley, I'm doing thisforyou. 296 00:14:13,456 --> 00:14:16,452 Look, okay, when you get older, you'll understand. 297 00:14:16,472 --> 00:14:18,366 Listen, look, let me make it better. 298 00:14:18,386 --> 00:14:19,498 I'm gonna buy you ice cream. 299 00:14:19,518 --> 00:14:21,452 No. I don't want anything. 300 00:14:21,473 --> 00:14:23,378 You're worse than daddy! 301 00:14:26,585 --> 00:14:28,659 Nice job, Cupid. 302 00:14:35,464 --> 00:14:36,646 Ashley! 303 00:14:36,666 --> 00:14:38,430 [beeping] 304 00:14:40,425 --> 00:14:42,469 Yah! Ooh. 305 00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:45,437 That's what I call a happy Valentine's Day. 306 00:14:45,456 --> 00:14:48,493 [shutter clicking] 307 00:14:51,620 --> 00:14:53,464 Ashley! 308 00:15:01,573 --> 00:15:03,507 Why does everyone treat me like I'm some 309 00:15:03,526 --> 00:15:04,589 poor defenseless little girl? 310 00:15:04,609 --> 00:15:06,483 Because you are, Ashley. 311 00:15:06,503 --> 00:15:08,738 I mean, boys are just gonna try to take advantage of you. 312 00:15:08,758 --> 00:15:11,735 That'smyproblem, not yours or my father's. 313 00:15:11,755 --> 00:15:13,719 And you know what? I can handle it. 314 00:15:13,740 --> 00:15:16,757 Oh, yeah, right, like, you can handle some big old dude 315 00:15:16,776 --> 00:15:18,610 tryin' to be all over you 316 00:15:18,630 --> 00:15:21,536 like-like-like cheese on a Big Mac. 317 00:15:21,556 --> 00:15:24,734 Will, maybe Ilikecheese. 318 00:15:26,599 --> 00:15:27,771 Um, how you, how you gonna like 319 00:15:27,790 --> 00:15:30,587 something you ain't never had? 320 00:15:30,608 --> 00:15:32,752 Please tell me you ain't never had no cheese, Ashley. 321 00:15:34,657 --> 00:15:37,553 No, but if I wanna have sex 322 00:15:37,572 --> 00:15:38,775 I do not need your approval! 323 00:15:38,796 --> 00:15:41,582 It-it-it's cheese, Ashley. 324 00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:45,852 What y'all lookin' at? 325 00:15:46,723 --> 00:15:48,567 Excuse us. 326 00:15:50,672 --> 00:15:51,825 Look at me. 327 00:15:52,856 --> 00:15:54,710 I'm not the 11-year-old I was 328 00:15:54,731 --> 00:15:56,785 when you first moved to Bel-Air. 329 00:15:58,811 --> 00:16:00,725 Do you understand? 330 00:16:01,866 --> 00:16:04,723 Yeah. Yeah, I do. 331 00:16:04,743 --> 00:16:06,888 Maybe we need to send you to an all-girl school, you know 332 00:16:07,610 --> 00:16:09,705 just so you keep your head on your studies. 333 00:16:11,619 --> 00:16:12,912 Ash-Ashley. Ash.. 334 00:16:13,633 --> 00:16:14,695 Okay, that's twice. Ashley. 335 00:16:14,716 --> 00:16:16,640 Ashley, come-come back here. C.. 336 00:16:16,659 --> 00:16:18,714 I ain't playin', girl. Come back here! 337 00:16:18,735 --> 00:16:20,800 And what are you lookin' at? 338 00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:23,876 [instrumental music] 339 00:16:23,897 --> 00:16:25,831 Well, can you fix it or not? 340 00:16:25,851 --> 00:16:28,737 Lady, this thing needs a whole new mess of parts. 341 00:16:28,757 --> 00:16:30,762 I'm gonna have to come back tomorrow. 342 00:16:31,693 --> 00:16:32,745 Tomorrow? 343 00:16:32,766 --> 00:16:35,713 Don't you have like a spare stove in your truck? 344 00:16:35,732 --> 00:16:37,887 No. I took it out when I put in the hot tub. 345 00:16:37,908 --> 00:16:41,907 Listen, you...Duane 346 00:16:41,927 --> 00:16:44,843 I happen to have an orthopedist coming to dinner. 347 00:16:44,862 --> 00:16:46,947 It's Valentine's Day. 348 00:16:46,967 --> 00:16:49,904 Or wasn't there a sign or something in the trailer park? 349 00:16:49,925 --> 00:16:52,961 Listen, you, the stove has to wait until tomorrow. 350 00:16:52,981 --> 00:16:56,789 But while I'm here, maybe I can adjust your attitude. 351 00:16:56,810 --> 00:16:58,724 [telephone rings] 352 00:16:59,917 --> 00:17:02,803 Hello! Oh, hi, Don. 353 00:17:03,785 --> 00:17:04,867 You what? 354 00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:06,983 Oh. 355 00:17:07,002 --> 00:17:10,830 Yeah, I understand. Sure. 356 00:17:10,850 --> 00:17:13,867 - Bye. - Problem? 357 00:17:13,888 --> 00:17:15,903 My date got called to the emergency room. 358 00:17:15,923 --> 00:17:17,025 Some old lady fractured her hip 359 00:17:17,044 --> 00:17:19,861 and broke her leg in five places. 360 00:17:19,881 --> 00:17:22,777 Do I have the worst luck or what? 361 00:17:22,797 --> 00:17:24,902 You're not the only person that had things to do. 362 00:17:24,923 --> 00:17:25,935 I was supposed to go out clubbin' 363 00:17:25,955 --> 00:17:27,789 with the Maytag repairman. 364 00:17:27,808 --> 00:17:29,011 He doesn't get out much, you know. 365 00:17:30,815 --> 00:17:34,052 Is that a smile? Was that a smile that I just saw? 366 00:17:34,072 --> 00:17:36,087 Well, it looks really nice on you, too. 367 00:17:36,809 --> 00:17:37,872 You know what? 368 00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:39,875 As long as neither of us are doin' anything 369 00:17:39,895 --> 00:17:42,832 why don't we not do it together? 370 00:17:42,852 --> 00:17:44,024 Oh, well, that's very sweet 371 00:17:44,045 --> 00:17:47,884 but...how can I put this nicely? 372 00:17:47,903 --> 00:17:49,116 I'm too good for you. 373 00:17:53,927 --> 00:17:56,863 I usually don't say this to a woman, but you know what? 374 00:17:56,883 --> 00:17:58,016 You're probably right. 375 00:17:58,037 --> 00:18:00,923 Happy Valentine's Day, pretty lady. 376 00:18:08,910 --> 00:18:10,063 [door closes] 377 00:18:16,016 --> 00:18:19,123 Duane, do you fix microwaves? 378 00:18:23,934 --> 00:18:26,940 ♪ What you say? ♪ ♪ There's not a man today ♪ 379 00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:31,039 ♪ Who can take me away from my guy? ♪ 380 00:18:32,163 --> 00:18:34,167 ♪ There's not a man today ♪ 381 00:18:34,187 --> 00:18:38,136 ♪ Who can take me away from my guy? ♪ 382 00:18:38,156 --> 00:18:41,083 [audience applauding] 383 00:18:42,085 --> 00:18:43,177 Can we go now, please? 384 00:18:43,198 --> 00:18:44,190 No. 385 00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:47,036 I don't want this evening to ever end. 386 00:18:47,055 --> 00:18:49,992 Oh, stop it, Viv. You don't want to be here any more than I do. 387 00:18:50,012 --> 00:18:51,214 You're right, I would rather be 388 00:18:51,234 --> 00:18:53,249 in a romantic, beautiful restaurant 389 00:18:53,269 --> 00:18:57,128 having a wonderful Valentine's Day dinner 390 00:18:57,149 --> 00:18:59,063 but you didn't remember. 391 00:18:59,082 --> 00:19:02,119 [instrumental music] 392 00:19:06,017 --> 00:19:10,137 ♪ They've only just begun ♪ 393 00:19:10,158 --> 00:19:13,305 ♪ To live ♪ 394 00:19:15,118 --> 00:19:18,195 ♪ White lace and promises ♪ 395 00:19:18,216 --> 00:19:19,268 Oh, sweetheart, sweetheart. 396 00:19:19,288 --> 00:19:21,062 Sweetheart, I, you know-- 397 00:19:21,081 --> 00:19:24,308 ♪ A kiss for luck and they're on ♪ 398 00:19:24,328 --> 00:19:27,275 ♪ Their way ♪♪ 399 00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:30,142 Come on, everybody. Hum with me. 400 00:19:30,161 --> 00:19:32,186 [humming] 401 00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:36,216 Sweetheart, I work very hard 402 00:19:36,236 --> 00:19:39,263 to provide a good life for you and my family. 403 00:19:39,283 --> 00:19:43,091 And every night, I hold you in my arms 404 00:19:43,110 --> 00:19:45,175 and I kiss you goodnight. 405 00:19:45,195 --> 00:19:48,292 I don't need a holiday to tell you that I love you. 406 00:19:48,313 --> 00:19:50,357 I show you all year. 407 00:19:50,376 --> 00:19:52,401 Oh, Philip. 408 00:19:53,123 --> 00:19:54,185 Ohh. 409 00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:58,205 We're goin' to Paris on our anniversary. 410 00:19:58,224 --> 00:19:59,326 [gasps] 411 00:19:59,347 --> 00:20:02,324 Philip, oh, that's next week. 412 00:20:02,344 --> 00:20:04,198 It is? 413 00:20:06,313 --> 00:20:09,240 - Ashley? - Oh, great. 414 00:20:09,259 --> 00:20:10,411 I just paid a ten-dollar cover 415 00:20:10,431 --> 00:20:13,217 to spend Valentine's Day with my parents. 416 00:20:13,237 --> 00:20:14,310 Where is Will? 417 00:20:14,331 --> 00:20:16,295 I don't know and I don't care. 418 00:20:16,315 --> 00:20:17,368 How did you get here? 419 00:20:17,388 --> 00:20:19,412 - I took a bus. - You what? 420 00:20:19,431 --> 00:20:22,328 Hey, hey, you got a lot of explainin' to do, young lady! 421 00:20:22,349 --> 00:20:24,333 And so do you, Will, what do you mean by lettin' this child 422 00:20:24,353 --> 00:20:25,436 wander around the street at night by herself? 423 00:20:25,455 --> 00:20:27,199 I'm not a child! 424 00:20:27,219 --> 00:20:29,283 You were supposed to watch out for her, Will. 425 00:20:29,303 --> 00:20:30,426 I did, that's why I kicked 426 00:20:30,447 --> 00:20:32,281 that little nasty boyfriend's butt out. 427 00:20:32,300 --> 00:20:33,348 - Daddy, he's-- - Sweetheart, just a minute. 428 00:20:33,369 --> 00:20:34,447 What'd he do to my little girl? 429 00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:36,412 - I am not a little girl! - 'Hey!' 430 00:20:36,432 --> 00:20:38,447 A little less yelling and shouting 431 00:20:38,467 --> 00:20:40,533 a little more humming and clapping. 432 00:20:43,313 --> 00:20:46,406 - Look, all I know is.. - Where is the girl that-- 433 00:20:46,426 --> 00:20:48,522 - And she was naked. - Who was naked? 434 00:20:48,543 --> 00:20:50,478 - No, no, no! - All I know is.. 435 00:20:50,498 --> 00:20:52,443 [clamoring] 436 00:20:52,462 --> 00:20:54,416 ♪ What you want ♪ 437 00:20:54,437 --> 00:20:56,492 ♪ Baby I got it ♪ 438 00:20:56,513 --> 00:20:58,458 ♪ What ya need ♪ 439 00:20:58,477 --> 00:21:00,502 ♪ Do ya know I got it? ♪ 440 00:21:00,522 --> 00:21:03,686 ♪ All I'm askin' is for a little respect ♪ 441 00:21:03,706 --> 00:21:05,570 ♪ When I come home ♪ 442 00:21:05,592 --> 00:21:08,493 ♪ Hey daddy when I come home ♪ 443 00:21:08,513 --> 00:21:10,558 [indistinct chatter] 444 00:21:10,578 --> 00:21:12,674 ♪ Just a little bit ♪ 445 00:21:12,695 --> 00:21:14,730 ♪ I ain't gonna do wrong ♪ 446 00:21:14,750 --> 00:21:16,735 ♪ While I'm gone ♪ 447 00:21:16,756 --> 00:21:18,771 ♪ I ain't gonna do wrong ♪ 448 00:21:18,791 --> 00:21:21,602 ♪ 'Cause I don't wanna ♪ 449 00:21:21,621 --> 00:21:22,830 ♪ All I'm askin' ♪ 450 00:21:22,850 --> 00:21:24,745 ♪ Is for a little respect ♪ 451 00:21:24,766 --> 00:21:26,610 ♪ When I get home ♪ 452 00:21:26,629 --> 00:21:28,856 ♪ Oh daddy when I get home ♪ 453 00:21:28,877 --> 00:21:30,912 ♪ Just a little bit ♪ ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 454 00:21:30,931 --> 00:21:32,866 ♪ Just a little bit ♪ 455 00:21:32,887 --> 00:21:35,789 ♪ Mm I'm about to give you ♪ 456 00:21:35,809 --> 00:21:37,814 ♪ All my money ♪ 457 00:21:37,834 --> 00:21:39,759 ♪ And all I'm askin' ♪ 458 00:21:39,778 --> 00:21:41,803 ♪ In return honey ♪ 459 00:21:41,823 --> 00:21:43,939 ♪ Is that you give me my propers ♪ 460 00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:46,953 ♪ When I get home ♪ 461 00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:49,905 ♪ Oh yeah now when I get home ♪ 462 00:21:49,925 --> 00:21:51,971 ♪ Just a little bit ♪ ♪ Alright ♪ 463 00:21:51,991 --> 00:21:53,925 ♪ Just a little bit ♪ 464 00:21:53,945 --> 00:21:55,910 ♪ R-E-S-P-E-C-T ♪ 465 00:21:55,929 --> 00:21:58,015 ♪ Find out what it means to me ♪ 466 00:21:58,036 --> 00:22:00,898 ♪ R-E-S-P-E-C-T ♪ 467 00:22:00,917 --> 00:22:02,952 ♪ Why can't you just trust me? ♪ 468 00:22:02,972 --> 00:22:06,136 ♪ Sock it to me sock it to me ♪ ♪ A little respect now ♪ 469 00:22:06,157 --> 00:22:09,110 ♪ Oh-ohh ♪ ♪ Sock it to me ♪ 470 00:22:09,130 --> 00:22:11,115 ♪ Just a little bit ♪ 471 00:22:11,135 --> 00:22:14,984 ♪ Re re re re re re re re re ♪ 472 00:22:15,003 --> 00:22:18,026 ♪ Respect ♪ ♪ Just a little bit ♪ 473 00:22:18,046 --> 00:22:20,011 ♪ Just a little bit ♪♪ 474 00:22:21,261 --> 00:22:24,072 (male #1) 'Five, four, three, two.' 475 00:22:24,091 --> 00:22:26,237 (Will) 'We're here live at the St. Valentine's day open' 476 00:22:26,259 --> 00:22:28,294 where Samantha Sacken is about to attempt 477 00:22:28,314 --> 00:22:31,135 a very difficult stroke. Oh, wait! 478 00:22:31,154 --> 00:22:33,200 It looks like she's getting help from her caddie. 479 00:22:33,220 --> 00:22:34,298 (male #1) 'Hold, please. Hold.' 480 00:22:34,319 --> 00:22:36,254 Ty, you can't walk through the shot. 481 00:22:36,274 --> 00:22:38,380 Did I? Oh, my God. 482 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,284 Jeez. 483 00:22:40,304 --> 00:22:44,335 (Will) You little Filthy McNasty.