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Okay, okay. Everybody,
listen up. Listen up! Listen up.

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As acting manager
while Jackie is away

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I'd like to announce
a few changes.

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Now, due to
the numerous requests

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the no tipping policy..

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...has been waived.

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Oh, and, uh, slimmies

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don't forget to pick up
your applications

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for the new and exclusive
stockroom clerk.

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So you're in charge now,
huh, Will?

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Oh, sure, you're right.

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And you know
what they say

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"Behind every successful man,
there's a woman."

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But, uh, if you wanted
to switch positions

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I'm with that too,
know what I mean?

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Hey. Hey, where
are you going?

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Where are you going?
Come here, girl.

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Oh, hey. Professor Milligan.

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How are you doing? Eh! No.
Don't tell me. Don't tell me.

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You're coming down here
to swear me in

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as the new manager.

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Well, you're making
the right choice, sir

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because as you can see,
this place is bumping.

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Maybe so, but sales aren't.
Take a look.

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Oh..

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Yoo! Oooh! Hooo!

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You throw a good party, Will,
but nobody's spending.

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I'm afraid you're just
not management material.

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Wait. Hey, hey, hey.

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Professor Mil.
Hey, listen, listen.

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You-you're won't
let a silly little thing like

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like profits stand in the way
of my promotion, are you?

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I'm sorry, I've already
made my decision.

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I'm bringing in one
of my most conscientious

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freshmen business students
for the job.

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Very meticulous. Bakes me
fresh muffins every day.

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No.

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No. No,
he-he-he's not, um..

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Mm-hmm.

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[mimicking Carlton]

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Mm-hmm.

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Mm-hmm.

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[theme song]

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♪ Now this is a story
all about how ♪

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♪ My life got flip-turned
upside down ♪

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♪ And I liked to take a minute
just sit right there ♪

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♪ I'll tell you
how I became the prince ♪

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♪ Of a town called Bel-Air ♪

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♪ In West Philadelphia
born and raised ♪

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♪ On the playground is where
I spent most of my days ♪

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♪ Chillin' out maxin'
relaxin' all cool ♪

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♪ And all shootin' some b-ball
outside of the school ♪

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♪ When a couple of guys
who were up to no good ♪

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♪ Started makin' trouble
in my neighborhood ♪

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♪ I got in one little fight
and my mom got scared ♪

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♪ Said you're moving with your
auntie and uncle in Bel-Air ♪

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♪ I whistled for a cab
and when it came near ♪

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♪ The license plate said Fresh
and it had dice in the mirror ♪

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♪ If anything I can say
that this cab was rare ♪

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♪ But I thought nah forget it
yo homes to Bel-Air ♪

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♪ I pulled up to a house
about seven or eight ♪

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♪ And I yelled to the cabby
yo homes smell you later ♪

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♪ I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there ♪

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♪ To sit on my throne
as the prince of Bel-Air ♪♪

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Where did you get this thing?

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They were passing
them out at school.

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Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! What's that?

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The "I Hate Hilary" newsletter.

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"Dedicated to the premise

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that weathercaster
Hilary Banks is a boob."

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Get to the insulting part.

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"Hilary Banks doesn't
know the difference

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between a cirrus cloud
and a cumulus cloud."

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What is the difference?

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Will, look around.
Do you see my teleprompter here?

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[scoffing]
"Hilary's knowledge
of the weather

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is as skimpy as those ridiculous
outfits she wears on the Air."

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[scoffs]
I mean, it's one thing
to attack my performance

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but my wardrobe?

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I don't think so.

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Yep, every business major
at ULA wanted The Peacock.

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But my prospectus blew away
the competition.

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Who knows,
I could be the next Ross Perot.

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I don't know. Let's see.
Short, obnoxious.

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All you need
is a bad haircut.

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And your ears.

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[yowling]

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Well, I'm proud of you, son.

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Your first job, and you're
running the entire operation.

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That's right, big guy.

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There aren't too many
first year students

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with my level of savvy
and maturity.

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Fruity Pebbles!

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And there's a little
tugboat inside, Ross.

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You know, dad,
the best part is

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this could be my ticket
to Princeton.

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Professor Milligan says
that Ivy League schools

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look pretty darn favorably
on management experience.

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How do they feel about guys
who still depend

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on the crossing guard?

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Hey, that's a dangerous
intersection, mister.

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- Hey! Quit putting your hands..
- 'Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey!'

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You two are gonna have to come
to some kind of understanding

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and work this thing out.

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Alright, alright.

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I'm-I'm willing
to try if you are, boss.

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Oh, put it there, Smith.

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Ow! Ow! Ow!

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Well, Geoffrey, this might
be a very good experience

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for both of them.

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Especially Master William

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who will discover the joy
of working for a Banks.

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[instrumental music]

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Hey, Professor Kemp,
Professor Meyers.

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Hey, Will, how are
the subs today?

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Oh, well, you know,
sort of like your lectures.

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Long, stale
and full of baloney.

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[laughing]

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I'm stupid, I'm stupid.
I just failed, didn't I?

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Look, check it out,
here's a sub on the house.

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- Oh, thank you.
- Alright.

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Instant A.

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What up, Dex?

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Hey, look, man.

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I saw Donna the other night
down at the quad

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and I told her
to breaking up with you

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was the biggest mistake
she ever made in her life.

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So, she'll see me again?

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Oh, no, man,
she hates your guts.

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But look, there's always
more fish in the sea.

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I should know.
They call me Aquaman.

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Will, I've spent the whole
morning back in the stockroom.

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What a mess!

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Do you believe
someone actually papered

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the ceiling with hundreds
of Jet beauties?

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That's fly, ain't it?

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I'd like to think of it

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as my own Sistine Chapel.

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Yeah, well, Philip's been in
there worshipping for two hours.

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Hey, hey, relax little fellow.
You'll get your turn.

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Hey, hey, hey.
What up, dawg? Ah!

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Dog?

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Will, this is a place
of business, not a kennel.

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Therefore, you will greet
each customer as follows..

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"Hello, I'm.."
Your name here.

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"Welcome to The Peacock,
where our motto is

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Whatever you want,
we've got it."

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I'll give that a shot, Carlton.

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Hey, hey, hey, hey.

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My name's Will.
Welcome to The Peacock

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where our motto is, girl,
whatever you got, I want it.

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[roaring]

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Will, you're getting
it all wrong.

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Hey, look, man,
as long as I'm getting it.

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Look, Will,
personal relationships aside

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I'm your boss, and you
have to listen to me.

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Oh, I'm sorry, Carlton,
you say something?

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May I remind you, I'm the one
issuing your paycheck?

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Yes, sir, General Shortcoff.

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That's the spirit, soldier.

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I am so frustrated.

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What's the matter?

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Mom and I wrote down a bunch
of meteorological terms

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for me to memorize,
and I keep screwing them up.

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Why didn't I become
an anchorperson?

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They don't have to know
hardly anything.

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Sweetheart, it's
commendable that you wanna

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improve your skills.

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You don't have to impress
those newsletter people.

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I don't want to impress them.

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I wanna smack them.

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Daddy..

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...you're a judge.

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Can't you just throw them
in jail or something?

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Sweetheart, the worst
thing you can do

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is blow this thing
out of proportion.

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Now, if you ignore it,
it will probably go away.

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Did you really refer
to Hurricane Robert as Bobby?

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Well, Robert just
sounded so serious.

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It was serious, darling.

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It wiped out half of Miami.

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Well, excuse me for trying
to spread a little sunshine.

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Daddy, I just can't stand
the idea of people hating me.

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Hilary, people love
to attack celebrities.

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It's part of the price you pay
for being in the public eye.

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You're right. I'm gonna call
someone who's been through this.

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(Philip)
'Who's that, honey?'

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Someone who knows
what it's really like

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to be hated.

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5-5-5-9-0-2-1.

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Oh, Shannen?

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Hi. Hilary Banks.

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You remember that
"I Hate Brenda" thing

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that you went through?

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What do you mean
you don't know me?

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You spilled a drink
on me at Roxbury.

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Hello?

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Hello?

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Boy, she's not gonna make
many friends with that attitude.

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Excuse me, ladies.

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I'm Carlton Banks,
Peacock manager.

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And I'm afraid these tables
are for eating not loitering.

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- We did eat.
- Yes, you did.

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Seven minutes ago.

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Are you saying we have to leave?

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No, no, no. You can stay
if you order something else.

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Look, I particularly recommend
the shrimpy cocktail.

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Will, I could use
a little help out here.

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(Will)
'I ain't coming out, man!'

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Fine, then you're
not getting paid.

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(Will)
'Damn!'

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Carlton, I think we need
to have a little talk, man.

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You know, bird to nerd.

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Sorry, I'm busy.

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So, ladies, have you decided?

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- Drop dead.
- Excellent choice.

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Look around, man.

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The Peacock is a place
where people

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just come to kick it, man.
To relax.

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You know, get away
from the pressures of class.

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If you start hassling them,
they'll just go somewhere else.

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Where? The closest competition
is three blocks off campus.

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Look, don't you see, Will?

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We've got these people
by the textbooks.

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We can charge and pretty much
do whatever we want.

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This is like sex to you,
isn't it?

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Yes.

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Well, you know what?
It doesn't turn me on, Carlton.

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I think you're
being an idiot.

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[dramatic music]

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What do you think you're gonna
do with that, mister?

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Marking up the prices, Will.

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Can't let you do that,
Carlton.

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These people are students.

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They're good people.

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Decent people.

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They can't afford
to pay any more.

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Save it for someone who cares.

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Freeze, man!

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Do what you got
to do, cowboy.

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[music continues]

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Hey, give me back my gun.

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Listen, as your boss
I'm not gonna tolerate

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that kind of insubordination.

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You're not my boss.

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You're just some butt-kissing

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00:11:26,517 --> 00:11:28,496
apple-a-day suck up
that got lucky.

248
00:11:28,687 --> 00:11:30,506
Oh, that's it!

249
00:11:30,525 --> 00:11:31,545
That little outburst is gonna

250
00:11:31,566 --> 00:11:33,525
cost you a reduction in hours.

251
00:11:33,545 --> 00:11:34,704
Well, I'll do
you one better.

252
00:11:34,724 --> 00:11:36,733
How about zero hours? I quit!

253
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:41,580
Oh, yeah? Well, well..

254
00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:43,683
Don't ask me
for any recommendation.

255
00:11:52,606 --> 00:11:54,589
I know Will's mad,
but this is ridiculous.

256
00:11:54,609 --> 00:11:57,533
I mean, he hasn't talked
to me in two days.

257
00:11:57,552 --> 00:11:58,734
What do you think
I should do?

258
00:11:58,754 --> 00:12:00,727
Count your blessings.

259
00:12:02,539 --> 00:12:03,571
Hey, what's up..

260
00:12:04,672 --> 00:12:06,605
...G?

261
00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:08,539
- Will.
- Da-da.. Buush!

262
00:12:09,630 --> 00:12:12,575
Will, you can't keep
cheeingme.

263
00:12:13,685 --> 00:12:16,769
It's.. Notche.

264
00:12:16,789 --> 00:12:18,632
That's what I said,
che!

265
00:12:19,704 --> 00:12:22,748
Well, you can't even right.

266
00:12:22,769 --> 00:12:23,780
Go just stay
out of my face, man.

267
00:12:23,799 --> 00:12:25,672
I'm still not speaking to you.

268
00:12:25,692 --> 00:12:27,695
Fine, be that way.

269
00:12:27,715 --> 00:12:29,638
Master William..

270
00:12:29,659 --> 00:12:31,812
...I've never seen you
behave so coldly.

271
00:12:32,822 --> 00:12:35,646
I like it.

272
00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:38,671
Well, G, a man
has got to stand his ground.

273
00:12:38,690 --> 00:12:41,815
A man also has to work
to pay his bills.

274
00:12:41,835 --> 00:12:44,779
Otherwise, I'd be out
parasailing with these.

275
00:12:46,642 --> 00:12:48,725
Seriously, what are you going
to do for money?

276
00:12:48,744 --> 00:12:50,587
Ah! Already taken care of,
G.

277
00:12:50,607 --> 00:12:52,790
Got me a brand new job,
three blocks off campus.

278
00:12:52,811 --> 00:12:54,624
The Chestless Touchdown.

279
00:12:55,685 --> 00:12:56,837
This is an outrage.

280
00:12:56,856 --> 00:12:59,750
Hey, look, Uncle Phil, I swear
that dent was in that car

281
00:12:59,771 --> 00:13:00,832
before I hit that mailbox!

282
00:13:00,851 --> 00:13:03,836
- What dent?
- Exactly. What were you saying?

283
00:13:03,856 --> 00:13:06,720
Oh, those newsletter
bozos put up a big

284
00:13:06,740 --> 00:13:08,652
"Honk, if you hate Hilary"
billboard

285
00:13:08,673 --> 00:13:10,806
right at the corner
of Sunset and Doheny.

286
00:13:10,826 --> 00:13:13,791
Oh, damn. That mean they took
down the Naughty Nightie girl.

287
00:13:15,732 --> 00:13:18,767
Hilary! Hilary!

288
00:13:18,787 --> 00:13:20,819
(woman on TV)
'More snow today with
temperatures dropping'

289
00:13:20,841 --> 00:13:22,683
'to the low teens this evening.'

290
00:13:22,703 --> 00:13:24,896
- Sweetheart, I--
- I have the greatest idea.

291
00:13:25,617 --> 00:13:26,749
If I watch the weather
in New York

292
00:13:26,768 --> 00:13:29,772
I'll have a three-hour
jump on the competition.

293
00:13:29,792 --> 00:13:33,698
Honey, that might not
work every time.

294
00:13:33,719 --> 00:13:35,862
Listen, uh, when you drove
to work today

295
00:13:35,882 --> 00:13:38,916
you didn't by any chance go down
Sunset Boulevard, did you?

296
00:13:39,637 --> 00:13:41,680
Oh, I couldn't.
It was backed up for miles.

297
00:13:41,699 --> 00:13:43,892
And everyone was honking
like it was New Year's Eve.

298
00:13:46,727 --> 00:13:50,883
Chance of snow
and a minus three wind chill.

299
00:13:50,903 --> 00:13:53,727
Well, my work is done.
I'm going shopping.

300
00:13:53,747 --> 00:13:56,861
Uh, sweetheart, I've thought it
over you know, and you're right.

301
00:13:56,881 --> 00:13:58,814
I'm gonna put an end
this newsletter business.

302
00:13:58,833 --> 00:14:00,896
As a matter of fact, I'm gonna
head down to the law library

303
00:14:00,917 --> 00:14:01,918
and get right to work.

304
00:14:01,937 --> 00:14:04,671
Oh, thank you, daddy.

305
00:14:05,774 --> 00:14:07,686
Now, dress warm,
it's gonna snow.

306
00:14:08,928 --> 00:14:11,952
[instrumental music]

307
00:14:15,837 --> 00:14:17,730
Wait, please don't go.

308
00:14:17,750 --> 00:14:20,764
Look, I apologize for performing
the Heimlich maneuver on you.

309
00:14:20,785 --> 00:14:22,748
I really thought
you were choking.

310
00:14:28,926 --> 00:14:32,922
And uh, now, to create
a more festive mood

311
00:14:32,942 --> 00:14:36,827
The Peacock is proud to present
music from Hawaii.

312
00:14:36,846 --> 00:14:38,819
The entertainment charge
has already

313
00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:40,723
been added into your check.

314
00:14:45,869 --> 00:14:48,863
[Hawaiian music]

315
00:15:01,843 --> 00:15:04,046
Uh, also, we are pleased
to announce

316
00:15:04,766 --> 00:15:06,919
that the proceeds
from our new pay toilets

317
00:15:06,939 --> 00:15:10,864
have enabled us to buy
this brand new metal detector.

318
00:15:10,885 --> 00:15:14,871
Remember, less flatware theft
means lower prices for you..

319
00:15:14,891 --> 00:15:16,844
...our valued consumer.

320
00:15:28,799 --> 00:15:29,861
[beeping]

321
00:15:38,905 --> 00:15:42,079
Man, they ought to draw a chalk
outline around this place.

322
00:15:42,098 --> 00:15:45,092
- Jazz!
- Come on, man.

323
00:15:45,814 --> 00:15:48,819
So, what can I get you?
A sandwich? A T-shirt?

324
00:15:50,821 --> 00:15:51,893
Peacock-a-cola?

325
00:15:51,913 --> 00:15:53,105
I made that one up myself.

326
00:15:53,965 --> 00:15:55,026
It shows.

327
00:15:55,047 --> 00:15:57,010
Actually, I just came
by to see Will.

328
00:15:57,030 --> 00:16:00,034
Uh, Mr. Smith is
no longer employed here.

329
00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:04,020
Looks like he took
everybody with him too.

330
00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:05,111
They didn't leave
because of Will.

331
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,924
They left because of me.

332
00:16:07,945 --> 00:16:10,028
I mean, they just
need time to get

333
00:16:10,048 --> 00:16:13,123
acclimated to some
of my new policies.

334
00:16:13,142 --> 00:16:14,984
Philip told me you cut
the teeth marks

335
00:16:15,004 --> 00:16:16,967
off the pickles
and reuse them.

336
00:16:18,990 --> 00:16:20,943
Look, Jazz,
I'm in real trouble.

337
00:16:20,964 --> 00:16:23,908
My professor's coming down
to check on business.

338
00:16:23,927 --> 00:16:27,021
You know a lot of people, maybe
you can bring some of them by.

339
00:16:27,041 --> 00:16:28,904
What's in it for me?

340
00:16:29,164 --> 00:16:31,147
Well..

341
00:16:31,167 --> 00:16:33,911
...you know how
your pigeons are always

342
00:16:33,931 --> 00:16:35,894
getting sick all the time?

343
00:16:35,914 --> 00:16:37,967
My babies.

344
00:16:37,988 --> 00:16:40,021
I'll pay their vet bill
for the rest of the year.

345
00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:42,944
Even Oliver?
He has a heart murmur.

346
00:16:44,016 --> 00:16:46,139
- Even Oliver.
- Be back in an hour.

347
00:16:51,195 --> 00:16:54,921
[instrumental music]

348
00:17:10,202 --> 00:17:12,075
Jazz, what is this?

349
00:17:12,096 --> 00:17:13,978
Pretty good job, huh?

350
00:17:13,997 --> 00:17:16,951
It's nice to have friends you
can call on at the last minute.

351
00:17:16,972 --> 00:17:18,003
Oliver.

352
00:17:23,981 --> 00:17:26,956
Banks! What is going on here?

353
00:17:26,976 --> 00:17:28,057
Oh, Professor Milligan.

354
00:17:28,077 --> 00:17:30,140
Well, um, see, sir.

355
00:17:30,161 --> 00:17:33,255
Um, I've managed
to diversify our clientele.

356
00:17:35,067 --> 00:17:39,023
If anybody asks,
I've been with you all day.

357
00:17:41,187 --> 00:17:43,169
Banks, I don't know
what you've to this place

358
00:17:43,189 --> 00:17:45,262
But whatever it is,
I suggest that you fix it

359
00:17:45,983 --> 00:17:48,146
or I'll yank you
off this project.

360
00:17:48,166 --> 00:17:50,199
But-but, sir, what...

361
00:17:56,228 --> 00:18:00,043
Jazz, you better get those
freaks out of here immediately.

362
00:18:00,062 --> 00:18:01,164
You're the boss.

363
00:18:04,128 --> 00:18:07,062
Alright, you weirdos,
beat it.

364
00:18:07,082 --> 00:18:09,175
[instrumental music]

365
00:18:11,098 --> 00:18:13,211
- Daddy, I've got some news.
- So do I.

366
00:18:13,232 --> 00:18:15,144
I've filed
the necessary court papers.

367
00:18:15,164 --> 00:18:17,167
We'll have that newsletter
killed in no time.

368
00:18:17,187 --> 00:18:19,180
- Daddy, don't you dare.
- Huh?

369
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:22,024
My ratings this week
have gone through the roof.

370
00:18:22,043 --> 00:18:23,160
They're even talking
about letting me

371
00:18:23,181 --> 00:18:25,286
announce the lottery number.

372
00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:27,171
Well, what about your
reputation?

373
00:18:27,192 --> 00:18:30,165
So, what if a few people
don't like me? I'm a hit.

374
00:18:30,185 --> 00:18:31,253
Sweetheart, think about
this.

375
00:18:31,272 --> 00:18:33,137
Is this the kind
of fame you want?

376
00:18:33,158 --> 00:18:34,246
I mean, people are
gonna be tuning in

377
00:18:34,265 --> 00:18:36,220
not to hear your
comprehensive weather report

378
00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:38,177
but looking for a laugh.

379
00:18:39,225 --> 00:18:40,242
Hello?

380
00:18:42,057 --> 00:18:43,993
You're kidding.

381
00:18:44,013 --> 00:18:46,138
Well, of course,
I'm interested.

382
00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:48,084
Who was that?

383
00:18:48,104 --> 00:18:51,098
They're thinking of making
me an anchorperson.

384
00:18:55,018 --> 00:18:57,143
Oh! I've gotta brush up.

385
00:18:57,164 --> 00:19:00,087
Who is this Bosnia person
I keep hearing about?

386
00:19:04,078 --> 00:19:08,049
Forty-eight, 49, 50. Bam!

387
00:19:08,069 --> 00:19:10,025
Have fun with
them potatoes, spud.

388
00:19:11,919 --> 00:19:13,047
Oh, hey.

389
00:19:16,988 --> 00:19:19,093
[grunting]

390
00:19:21,079 --> 00:19:22,975
Will, I've thought about it

391
00:19:22,994 --> 00:19:24,161
and I can't let you
do this to yourself.

392
00:19:24,881 --> 00:19:26,926
Hey, come on, Carlton. Come back
when I'm on a break, alright?

393
00:19:29,938 --> 00:19:31,884
Excuse me, may I cut in?

394
00:19:34,119 --> 00:19:37,092
Carlton, what are you doing?
This is a sports bar, man.

395
00:19:37,112 --> 00:19:39,048
Look, Will, I know
you only left The Peacock

396
00:19:39,069 --> 00:19:40,865
because of your foolish
pride.

397
00:19:40,884 --> 00:19:43,069
No, I left because
of my foolish cousin.

398
00:19:43,090 --> 00:19:45,923
Will, you can't be happy here.
This is a franchise.

399
00:19:45,942 --> 00:19:47,868
The kind of place
where they treat employees

400
00:19:47,888 --> 00:19:49,963
like faceless,
anonymous nobodies.

401
00:19:49,984 --> 00:19:51,939
[whistling]

402
00:19:51,959 --> 00:19:54,903
Will Smith, come on up here.

403
00:19:54,922 --> 00:19:56,897
I know you've only been
here four days

404
00:19:56,917 --> 00:20:02,035
but the staff has voted you
employee of the week!

405
00:20:02,055 --> 00:20:04,041
(male #1)
'Let's have a hand
for Will Smith, huh?'

406
00:20:04,061 --> 00:20:06,865
[crowd applauding]

407
00:20:09,848 --> 00:20:10,935
And by the way..

408
00:20:10,956 --> 00:20:12,034
...for winning this honor

409
00:20:12,053 --> 00:20:15,764
you get the weekend off
with pay.

410
00:20:15,784 --> 00:20:17,899
- Hey, hey, hey.
- Alright.

411
00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:20,006
Aww! Ohh!

412
00:20:20,025 --> 00:20:23,028
Oh, Carlton,
save me from this hellhole.

413
00:20:25,013 --> 00:20:27,867
Okay, Will, I was willing
to let bygones be bygones.

414
00:20:27,888 --> 00:20:29,764
But I can see it's no use.

415
00:20:32,856 --> 00:20:34,722
It is no use, right?

416
00:20:36,807 --> 00:20:37,954
Fine.

417
00:20:38,953 --> 00:20:41,726
I guess the dream is over.

418
00:20:41,745 --> 00:20:44,938
I'm obviously
not management material.

419
00:20:44,958 --> 00:20:47,931
All those summers at business
camp were just a waste of time.

420
00:20:49,818 --> 00:20:51,933
Oh, Carlton, hold up, man.

421
00:20:51,952 --> 00:20:53,798
Look, you're not a bad manager.

422
00:20:53,819 --> 00:20:55,774
You-you just stink
when it comes to people.

423
00:20:55,793 --> 00:20:57,909
And you stink
when it comes to business.

424
00:20:57,929 --> 00:20:59,685
So, what does
that tell you?

425
00:20:59,705 --> 00:21:01,680
That we both stink.

426
00:21:01,700 --> 00:21:02,781
Yes, individually.

427
00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:04,915
But together we'd smell
like success.

428
00:21:06,856 --> 00:21:08,008
What do you say, Will?

429
00:21:09,796 --> 00:21:12,797
No, man. I got
a good thing here.

430
00:21:12,818 --> 00:21:14,849
Oh, come on, Will.
I'll make it worth your while.

431
00:21:14,869 --> 00:21:16,042
I'll give you priority shifts

432
00:21:16,063 --> 00:21:17,852
and you can wear
your own clothes

433
00:21:17,871 --> 00:21:19,993
and you've got unlimited
use of the stockroom.

434
00:21:21,096 --> 00:21:24,169
- No, man.
- Well, what do you want, Will?

435
00:21:26,007 --> 00:21:29,049
You know, I kind of
want you to beg me.

436
00:21:29,069 --> 00:21:33,072
Beg? I don't know
how to beg. I'm rich.

437
00:21:33,092 --> 00:21:36,043
Look, Will, I'll give you
a $1000 if you come back.

438
00:21:37,317 --> 00:21:40,086
Gosh, you don't get it, do you?

439
00:21:40,106 --> 00:21:44,129
Carlton, it isn't always
about facts and figures

440
00:21:44,149 --> 00:21:48,181
and green pieces of paper
with dead presidents on
them.

441
00:21:48,202 --> 00:21:52,356
Look, a man's most valuable
possession is his self-respect.

442
00:21:53,467 --> 00:21:55,236
Make it 2000.

443
00:21:55,256 --> 00:21:56,418
Alright, let me go get my hat.

444
00:22:04,475 --> 00:22:06,506
Hey, hey, hey.

445
00:22:06,526 --> 00:22:09,488
Professor Mil, chill.
Hey, listen, man.

446
00:22:09,508 --> 00:22:11,580
Look, um, now..

447
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:14,602
Listen, hey, listen.

448
00:22:14,622 --> 00:22:16,603
- Hey.
- No, hey.

449
00:22:16,623 --> 00:22:19,584
- Hey! Hey!
- Hey, well, listen.

450
00:22:19,604 --> 00:22:20,584
- Hey!
- Hey!

451
00:22:20,604 --> 00:22:22,615
- Hey.
- Hey. Hey.

452
00:22:23,586 --> 00:22:25,577
Hey! Hey! I got it. I got it.

453
00:22:25,597 --> 00:22:27,689
'I got it. You ready? Let's
pick it up from right there.'