1 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:11,360 This programme contains very strong language. 2 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:37,320 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. 3 00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:39,720 Hello and welcome to Have I Got News For Boris. 4 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:41,600 I'm Jack Dee. 5 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:44,040 As his first premiership draws to a close, Boris Johnson 6 00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:47,720 is criticised for going on holiday yet again. 7 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:52,360 But promises aides he'll keep a low profile in Greece. 8 00:01:00,440 --> 00:01:02,320 At his first medical checkup since leaving office, 9 00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:05,880 Boris Johnson regrets blocking public sector pay rises as a GP 10 00:01:05,880 --> 00:01:10,000 prepares him for a suppository. 11 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:16,880 LAUGHTER. 12 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:23,000 And there's evidence that before the Johnsons got married, 13 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:27,880 Boris was given a graphic warning by Carrie's mum. 14 00:01:34,320 --> 00:01:37,480 On Ian's team tonight is a comedian brought up in Malaysia who says 15 00:01:37,480 --> 00:01:40,480 he has fond memories of his mum coming back from England with tapes 16 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:43,120 of Have I Got News For You. 17 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:45,440 It's a lovely story but technically a breach of copyright, 18 00:01:45,440 --> 00:01:47,800 so our lawyers will be in touch. 19 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:49,840 Please welcome Phil Wang. 20 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:54,080 APPLAUSE. 21 00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:57,920 And on Paul's team tonight is a broadcaster and journalist 22 00:01:57,920 --> 00:02:00,760 who once complained of a terminal blight in the British TV 23 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:02,640 industry being the four Ms. 24 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:05,920 Male, middle-class, middle-aged and mediocre. 25 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:10,120 Well, she's hit the jackpot tonight. 26 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:12,120 Please welcome Janet Street-Porter. 27 00:02:12,120 --> 00:02:17,280 APPLAUSE. 28 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:21,960 Tonight we wiff-waff goodbye to Boris Johnson and look back 29 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:25,000 at his life and career as a father, husband, journalist, 30 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:28,440 Mayor of London, husband, Foreign Secretary, father, 31 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:33,600 Prime Minister, father, husband, and father. 32 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:36,920 What will you all miss most of all about Boris the Prime Minister? 33 00:02:36,920 --> 00:02:38,080 Ian? 34 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:40,200 I suppose I'll really miss being able to say 35 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:42,960 this will end badly. 36 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:44,920 Because it did. 37 00:02:44,920 --> 00:02:47,120 And I suppose I'll miss his use of language. 38 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:49,200 Tonight, I'm wearing a tie with balloons on it, 39 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:50,920 but it's not a party. 40 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:54,000 This is a work event for me. 41 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:59,160 APPLAUSE. 42 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:00,280 Janet? 43 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:02,680 You say what are we going to miss about him? 44 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:05,280 But how do we know he's not going to be back? 45 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:07,680 I think you know something we might not know, Janet. 46 00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:09,400 I just look at the opinion polls. 47 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:12,520 43% of the Tory members at the moment would rather have 48 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:15,360 Boris back than either of the other two. 49 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:19,800 But that's because Matron has just gone around with coffee. 50 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:22,680 Trying to wake them up a bit. 51 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:26,080 "Who do you want to be Prime Minister, dear?" 52 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:31,280 "It's nice Mr Disraeli?" 53 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:34,680 This show, by the way, has been billed by the BBC as a tribute. 54 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:37,840 Tribute? Funny way to spell "good riddance". 55 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:42,400 APPLAUSE. 56 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:44,200 Well, I hope it's going to be balanced. 57 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:45,240 Oh, absolutely, yeah. 58 00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:47,240 If it isn't balanced, I'm going to flounce 59 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:50,320 off and join a podcast. 60 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:51,720 I'd like to see Ian flounce. 61 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:55,080 Do you do a good flounce? 62 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:56,200 Very good. 63 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:58,600 Better than I thought it would be, actually. 64 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:01,680 As this is a special edition of Have I Got News For You, 65 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:04,520 we're going to start the show with the Odd One Out round, 66 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:07,960 partly in the hope that it might not get junked as it usually does. 67 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:11,240 So just one between you this weel, and your four are Darius Guppy, Pop, 68 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:16,480 painting and Janet Street Porter. 69 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:19,960 That is to Darius Guppy, who went to jail. 70 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:25,200 He was a fraudster, and the first time Boris appeared on this show, 71 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:28,280 we made reference to a tape of Boris Johnson and Darius Guppy 72 00:04:28,280 --> 00:04:30,920 conspiring to inflict harm on a journalist who had found out 73 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:32,960 that this man was a fraudster. 74 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:34,960 And Boris was incredibly embarrassed. 75 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:37,040 And pretended he hadn't done it. 76 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:41,120 Who would have known what would happen? 77 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:42,160 Have I mispronounced him? 78 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:44,280 I called him DARRY-US Guppy? 79 00:04:44,280 --> 00:04:45,520 Well, we are just common. 80 00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:46,560 Well, speak for yourself. 81 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:49,720 By the way, Ian hasn't answered the question. 82 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:51,440 Have you not spotted that? 83 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:53,080 Look, this is the Boris Johnson show. 84 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:55,280 I'm not going to answer any questions! 85 00:04:55,280 --> 00:05:00,360 APPLAUSE. 86 00:05:00,480 --> 00:05:01,640 Give us a clue, then. 87 00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:04,840 I'll give you more than a clue - I'll give you the answer. 88 00:05:04,840 --> 00:05:07,680 They're all topics of discussion on the first two times that 89 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:09,880 Boris Johnson appeared on Have I Got News For You, 90 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:11,920 apart from Janet Street-Porter, who was there on both 91 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:13,400 occasions discussing them. 92 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:16,040 Janet, did you see it all coming when you were working 93 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:17,360 with Boris on that occasion? 94 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:18,840 I mean, I've met him before. 95 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:22,080 He came round to my house to be interviewed by me and he didn't 96 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:23,360 answer a single question then. 97 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:26,280 And when I asked him if he had taken cocaine, he went, 98 00:05:26,280 --> 00:05:29,240 "I'm not answering that, I'm not answering that." 99 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:32,400 If the question is have you taken cocaine and the answer is I'm 100 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:33,480 not answering that... 101 00:05:33,480 --> 00:05:34,920 Clearly the answer is they did. 102 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:38,600 Unless The Word didn't make them look lame. 103 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:42,200 Why was Boris unhappy to see Darius Guppy discussed on the show? 104 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:45,280 Well, because there was evidence in this tape recording that he had 105 00:05:45,280 --> 00:05:48,160 basically conspired to inflict harm on a journalist who was trying 106 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:50,560 to turn up a story. 107 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:52,480 We can remind ourselves of that moment, actually. 108 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:53,640 Shall we watch it? 109 00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:54,760 Oh, God! 110 00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:56,000 What were you recorded saying? 111 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:57,840 Honestly, I don't remember. 112 00:05:57,840 --> 00:05:59,440 I do! 113 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:03,160 APPLAUSE. 114 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:06,040 Boris was on tape talking to Darius Guppy, his... 115 00:06:06,040 --> 00:06:07,280 Very great man. 116 00:06:07,280 --> 00:06:09,440 I don't want to be totally stitched up here. 117 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:12,720 What you want and what you don't want... 118 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:16,160 And one of the ways he went wrong is ringing you up on tape 119 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:18,520 and suggesting that you help him beat up a journalist 120 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:19,760 who was looking into him. 121 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:22,560 That did come up. 122 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:25,480 See, I've been totally stitched up. I want it on the record. 123 00:06:25,480 --> 00:06:27,320 I've walked straight into a massive elephant trap. 124 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:29,960 I should have spotted that. 125 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:32,600 Well, after that embarrassment, Boris wrote a piece in The Telegraph 126 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:36,040 attacking this show and claiming that it was all scripted, which of 127 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:39,200 course is categorically...is... 128 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:41,720 Sorry, I'll just read that again... 129 00:06:41,720 --> 00:06:44,320 APPLAUSE. 130 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:47,120 Categorically not the case. 131 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:49,080 Who or what is Pop at Eton? 132 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:52,400 It is a society of Eton and they vote for a very small group 133 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:55,280 of people to belong to this thing, and it means they can 134 00:06:55,280 --> 00:06:56,320 wear a waistcoat. 135 00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:57,400 Yes, more or less. 136 00:06:57,400 --> 00:07:00,120 Oh, and then they can join the cabinet. 137 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:02,200 It's an elite institution within the otherwise egalitarian 138 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:05,720 paradise of Eton College. 139 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:07,120 Here's Boris getting uncomfortable with Pop 140 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:10,760 being brought up in the show. 141 00:07:10,760 --> 00:07:12,440 The answer is they were all Poppers. 142 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:15,280 The name of an elite society at Eton, except for James Bond, 143 00:07:15,280 --> 00:07:18,320 who was kicked out of Eton, in fact, after only two terms. 144 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:19,520 I've heard of this Pop. 145 00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:21,000 What does Pop stand for? 146 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:22,280 What does Pop stand for? 147 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:24,880 Oh, no, no... 148 00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:26,800 What are you doing under the table, Boris? 149 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:31,400 APPLAUSE. 150 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:34,520 You're not going to Pop now, are you? 151 00:07:35,160 --> 00:07:38,160 It looks like I'm wearing a wig there. 152 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:39,920 I look like Angus Deaton, don't I? 153 00:07:39,920 --> 00:07:42,080 It's weird! 154 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:45,320 According to one source, historically, only members 155 00:07:45,320 --> 00:07:49,960 of Pop were entitled to furl their umbrellas. 156 00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:53,040 No, no, no, you may scoff at such traditions, but it does prepare 157 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:58,160 a gentleman for the essential life skills of umbrella stewardship. 158 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:05,520 Finally, painting. 159 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:08,160 Janet, you asked Boris about what sort of art he had 160 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:11,320 on his walls and he replied that he painted his own, I believe? 161 00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:14,000 Yes, he said he was good at watercolours. 162 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:15,080 That was 1999. 163 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:17,200 But he was still at it 20 years later. 164 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:20,160 Shall we have a look at what he's been doing recently? 165 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:21,600 What do you do to relax? 166 00:08:21,600 --> 00:08:23,280 What do you do to switch off? 167 00:08:23,280 --> 00:08:25,120 I... 168 00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:26,280 I... 169 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:27,320 I like to... 170 00:08:27,320 --> 00:08:28,800 ..paint. 171 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:29,840 Or I make things. 172 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:32,200 What do you make? 173 00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:34,480 I make... 174 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:37,720 I have a thing where I make models of... 175 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:41,920 When I was Mayor of London, we built a beautiful... 176 00:08:41,920 --> 00:08:46,360 I make buses. 177 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:51,520 This says a lot for the educational qualities of Eton, doesn't it? 178 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:53,800 There was a rumour, Ian, that the Tory strategist 179 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:57,720 Lynton Crosby suggested that Boris reveal this slightly crackpot aspect 180 00:08:57,720 --> 00:09:00,880 of his character in order to get the media to report it, 181 00:09:00,880 --> 00:09:04,960 so that when people googled "Boris" and "bus", this was the story that 182 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:07,040 would that would come up, and not the Brexit 183 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:10,840 bus, £350 million... 184 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:12,600 And obviously that worked, because nobody talks 185 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:14,920 about that any more, do they? 186 00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:18,240 No, it's not the first bus you think of when you think of him. 187 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:20,360 You think of the one under which he threw 188 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:21,760 everyone else in his party. 189 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:25,680 APPLAUSE. 190 00:09:25,680 --> 00:09:28,840 So, Ian and Paul, you must have been delighted that your master plan 191 00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:30,760 to make Boris a celebrity succeeded? 192 00:09:30,760 --> 00:09:33,400 Yes, I thought proving that he couldn't even run a panel 193 00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:35,480 show would immediately mean that people would say he 194 00:09:35,480 --> 00:09:37,520 should run the country. 195 00:09:37,520 --> 00:09:40,000 And so it happened, just like that. 196 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:44,640 I'm only here because I want to be Home Secretary in five years. 197 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:47,280 It made sense to Boris to come on this panel show 198 00:09:47,280 --> 00:09:49,640 because he could have done Would I Lie To You, 199 00:09:49,640 --> 00:09:54,880 but you occasionally have to tell the truth on that. 200 00:09:56,120 --> 00:09:58,520 We've seen him go from landslide election victory to resignation 201 00:09:58,520 --> 00:09:59,800 in less than three years. 202 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:02,160 But who is responsible for the downfall of Alexander Boris 203 00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:03,240 de Pfeffel Johnson? 204 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:04,200 Fingers on buzzers. 205 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:09,360 Paul and Janet. 206 00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:12,800 Well, I think this programme has hit a new low where, on a show 207 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:15,000 dedicated to Boris Johnson, you're showing us a picture 208 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:20,200 of Boris Johnson and asking us to identify who it is. 209 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:22,920 I thought we'd start with the easy ones. 210 00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:25,480 Is it George Formby? 211 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:26,520 Boris Johnson, yes. 212 00:10:26,520 --> 00:10:27,600 It's Boris Johnson. 213 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:29,000 Is he responsible for his downfall? 214 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:30,680 Well, I would say so, yeah. 215 00:10:30,680 --> 00:10:33,560 How did Boris initially respond to being told to go? 216 00:10:33,560 --> 00:10:36,080 "I'm not going." 217 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:41,200 According to The Times, he told Tory MPs, "Lock that." 218 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:45,680 Continuing, "I'm the leader that won you lockers your elections." 219 00:10:45,680 --> 00:10:49,160 Which is fair comment. 220 00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:51,760 To be fair to him, "lock that" is just his normal 221 00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:52,840 internal monologue anyway. 222 00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:54,280 It might have just slipped out. 223 00:10:54,280 --> 00:10:59,280 Weren't they a boy band in the '90s? 224 00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:03,360 APPLAUSE. 225 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:05,600 Who or what did Boris blame for his demise? 226 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:08,360 In his resignation speech, specifically? 227 00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:09,480 The herd? 228 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:11,920 Yes, he pointedly said that his departure was "the will 229 00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:13,520 of the Conservative Parliamentary Party." 230 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:16,160 So there must have been uproar amongst voters across the country. 231 00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:17,800 Shall we see some of them? 232 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:18,840 Yes! 233 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:22,520 Yay! 234 00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:23,720 We don't talk about politics. 235 00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:26,920 LAUGHTER. 236 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,120 You don't look too sad? 237 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:29,920 Exactly! 238 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:31,360 I didn't even know he resigned. 239 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:33,720 I've just finished work, so... 240 00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:37,080 Well, that's a bit of good news for the day, I suppose, isn't it? 241 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:39,240 What do you think about Boris Johnson resigning today? 242 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:40,560 I want him to go. 243 00:11:40,560 --> 00:11:43,160 He's a pain in the arse. 244 00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:47,160 APPLAUSE. 245 00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:49,040 That man should be given his own sitcom. 246 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:50,720 Yeah! 247 00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:53,240 Although, according to one poll, 40% of party members now 248 00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:56,200 say they want him back. 249 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:59,840 There's a lot of short-term memory loss amongst older people. 250 00:11:59,840 --> 00:12:02,320 Don't look at me while you're saying that! 251 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:03,440 No! 252 00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:06,760 I mean, 50 people, 50 ministers resigned in 24 hours. 253 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,760 It's never happened in history. 254 00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:10,600 He resigned because he was unfit for office. 255 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:11,840 That's it, that's the story. 256 00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:14,240 Wasn't the trigger Chris Pincher, the MP that he appointed 257 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:16,920 Deputy Chief Whip... 258 00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:19,040 That's interesting, because he might come up. 259 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:22,560 I can't promise, but Chris Pincher as a subject might... 260 00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:25,000 Let's have another spin of the Randomiser... 261 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:29,600 Let's see who comes up next. 262 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,760 Yay! 263 00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:36,760 There he is! 264 00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:39,600 Yes, he is alleged to have groped two men in the undercroft. 265 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:42,520 In the where? 266 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:45,760 That's near Marylebone Station, isn't it? 267 00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:48,160 It was actually in an area of the Carlton Club 268 00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:51,240 called Cad's Corner. 269 00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:53,680 Boris Johnson is known to have joked, "Pincher by name, 270 00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:54,880 Pincher by nature." 271 00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:57,040 What a brilliant quip that was. 272 00:12:57,040 --> 00:12:59,960 Someone who gets his dick out too much is "Johnson by name, 273 00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:01,960 Johnson by nature." 274 00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:07,160 APPLAUSE. 275 00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:09,800 Well, back to the Randomiser... 276 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:14,920 Who is this and how did they bring down Boris? 277 00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:19,680 Oh, it's Michael Gove. 278 00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:22,600 Just after nearly everybody else in the entire government had 279 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:24,960 resigned, Michael Gove rang him up and said, "I think 280 00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:27,160 perhaps you should go." 281 00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:31,440 And Johnson said, "You're fired." 282 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:34,520 It was the last petty act of revenge between two old colleagues, 283 00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:39,080 who've worked so hard to bring the country to where it is today. 284 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:41,640 Well, according to The Sun, you're right. 285 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:44,120 It was Michael Gove who first told Johnson to quit 286 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:47,480 on that fateful Wednesday, giving him an ultimatum 287 00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:50,280 to resign by at 9pm. 288 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:53,400 Leading to Boris sacking over at 8.59pm. 289 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,760 Which is a horrible thing to do, until you remember 290 00:13:55,760 --> 00:14:00,880 it was Michael Gove he did it to. 291 00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:04,960 In the end, over 50 resignations took place over two days. 292 00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:07,600 Business Secretary Kwasi Kwarteng, desperate to get in on the action 293 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:10,680 at Number 10 but stranded in Middlesbrough, phoned in from 294 00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:15,920 the car park of a Toby Carvery. 295 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:21,200 Toby Carvery, of course, was briefly Education Minister. 296 00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:25,760 Not everyone abandoned Boris, though. 297 00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:28,480 Who pledged undying support? 298 00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:30,720 Nadine Dorries. 299 00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:31,800 Nadine Dorries. 300 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:34,560 What might Boris have already given Nadine? 301 00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:36,600 Really? 302 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:39,520 No! 303 00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:42,440 It is rumoured that she has been promised a peerage in Johnson's 304 00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:45,960 resignation honours list. 305 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:47,640 A select list of about 300 people. 306 00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:50,080 No one is sure what her official title will be. 307 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:55,120 Ladbrokes' favourite is "Lady Barking". 308 00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:57,360 This is the old news of Boris Johnson's resignation 309 00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:59,800 as Tory Party leader. 310 00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:02,240 Just after Boris Johnson resigned, The Times reported, "One cabinet 311 00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:07,920 minister referred to him as a cosmic punt". 312 00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:21,360 The word "tribute" just disappeared from this programme. 313 00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:26,600 To be fair, it's always hard to know what to write in a leaving card... 314 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:30,600 It's looking like the next Prime Minister will be Liz Truss. 315 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:32,920 Don't take my word for it, it's right there in 316 00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:36,440 the book of Revelations. 317 00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:38,800 Since announcing his resignation, it's not gone unnoticed that Boris 318 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:44,040 hasn't been working that hard. 319 00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:47,760 Here's the Metro. 320 00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:51,240 So, the next round is, What I Did On My Holidays. 321 00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:53,240 I did get a few postcards from Boris. 322 00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:55,040 See if you can guess where he's been. 323 00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:56,880 This is the first one. 324 00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:57,880 Ooh. 325 00:15:57,880 --> 00:15:58,960 Slovenia. 326 00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:00,240 Yes, quite right. 327 00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:01,480 Well done. 328 00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:02,720 This is his eco-honeymoon. 329 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:04,560 Has he just drowned his wife? 330 00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:06,080 What's going on? 331 00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:07,200 What's going on there? 332 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:08,840 What's he pushing down with the oar? 333 00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:10,400 Who knows? 334 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:14,040 This is Boris on holiday in Slovenia. 335 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:16,680 According to the owner of the Vila Planinka hotel he stayed 336 00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:19,040 in, what bit of the trip excited Boris the most? 337 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:22,680 When she sank like a stone? 338 00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:26,560 Boris was excited by the Slovenian food, which, according 339 00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:30,200 to the Telegraph included being served with bear cheeks, 340 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:32,400 although Boris was disappointed to find the spelling 341 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:36,160 on the menu was correct. 342 00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:39,080 How did Boris respond to criticism of the timing of his holiday? 343 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:40,120 I'm cosmic? 344 00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:41,400 No. 345 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:44,520 He went on another holiday when he got back. 346 00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:46,640 He went off to Greece, leading to this hashtag 347 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:49,520 trending on Twitter. 348 00:16:55,600 --> 00:17:00,040 I had no idea the Archbishop of Canterbury had a Twitter account... 349 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:03,880 We've got a photo of Boris on the beach waiting for Carrie 350 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:06,520 to put on his armbands. 351 00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:08,160 Yeah. 352 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:13,440 It's like Mamma Mia, isn't it? 353 00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:18,680 Also this part of the world left out a warm welcome sign for Boris. 354 00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:19,720 Here it is. 355 00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:23,200 "Boris D Jonson is bastard." 356 00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:28,280 I didn't know the Archbishop of Canterbury had a Villa over there... 357 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:29,560 Time for another holiday snap. 358 00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:33,600 What is Boris doing here? 359 00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:36,760 Oh, this is when he went on a joyride in a fighter jet. 360 00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:39,480 We've actually got some video of it. 361 00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:42,880 Just to be clear, it was a fan who added the music, not us. 362 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:47,800 MUSIC: Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins. 363 00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:53,080 # I'll take you right into the danger zone...# 364 00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:55,680 Is that just a BA flight? 365 00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:58,760 LAUGHTER. 366 00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:04,000 Slightly rubbish fighter jets, having to be towed like that. 367 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:08,000 He insisted that instead of leaving when he lost the job, he said, 368 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,920 I have to stay on as caretaker because the country needs me 369 00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:13,520 for the next three months, and he did absolutely bugger all. 370 00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:14,560 Yeah. 371 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:16,000 Three months, he went on holiday. 372 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:19,080 APPLAUSE. 373 00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:22,040 This government's been described as a zombie government. 374 00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:25,360 Which I think is unfair, because zombies value brains. 375 00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:30,600 LAUGHTER. 376 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:34,120 There is some more fun military activities 377 00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:35,120 arranged for Boris recently. 378 00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:40,360 He went on manoeuvres with some Ukrainian forces. 379 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:44,960 LAUGHTER. 380 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:50,040 Going well. 381 00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:58,240 LAUGHTER. 382 00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:03,720 It just looks like one of those soldiers brought his nan along. 383 00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:08,920 LAUGHTER. 384 00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:11,640 Say what you like about Boris, they love him 385 00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:12,880 in Ukraine, don't they? 386 00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:14,560 They love him, he's a hero there. 387 00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:17,400 That's one bit of his legacy that we can't really argue with. 388 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:20,000 We'll have a go, if you like! 389 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,680 Boris likes going on exercises. 390 00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:26,920 Do you remember this photo of him on a police raid? 391 00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:30,160 He's got "police" on himself three times. 392 00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:31,280 Not sure what... 393 00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:36,320 'Ello, 'ello, 'ello! 394 00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:39,400 Which of his best skills can Boris draw on for work 395 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:43,000 now that leaving office? 396 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,840 Well, he'll go back to journalism, won't he? 397 00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:49,680 Yep, he probably will do. 398 00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:52,320 He can go back to earning money from his second job 399 00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:53,560 as a journalist and writer. 400 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,160 Here he is discussing William Hague's earnings 401 00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:56,600 from second jobs on this show. 402 00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:58,520 According to the register of members's interests, 403 00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:01,880 William is top of the league table of cash in terms of money earned 404 00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:04,280 through work which depended on their status as an MP. 405 00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:05,480 Who are the top three? 406 00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:06,520 Him. 407 00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:07,520 Hm-hm. 408 00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:08,560 Ann Widdecombe? 409 00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:09,600 Yep. 410 00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:11,600 George Galloway? 411 00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:13,200 Correct. 412 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:15,440 And you're fourth, aren't you? 413 00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:19,960 LAUGHTER. 414 00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:23,160 While we're on subject of Borises, what has Mikhail Gorbachev done this 415 00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:26,120 week that Boris Yeltsin did in 2007? 416 00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:27,840 He died. 417 00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:30,720 He died, yeah. 418 00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:33,160 Of course Gorbachev only became leader of the Soviet Union 419 00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:36,360 following a successful stint hosting Have I Got News For You. 420 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:37,680 He was very good. 421 00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:39,440 Yeah. 422 00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:41,480 Here's a fun challenge for you. 423 00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:44,320 I'm going to read you a number of statements written 424 00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:47,480 by Boris Johnson and all you've got to do is shout out whether 425 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:48,680 they are true or false. 426 00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:49,720 So, here we go. 427 00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:50,800 Here's the first one. 428 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,840 "This government is building a record number of hospitals, 429 00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:54,600 a total of 48 across the country." 430 00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:55,640 True. 431 00:20:55,640 --> 00:21:00,840 Very true, he said it. 432 00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:03,360 False that it's going to happen. 433 00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:04,560 Which one do you want? 434 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:06,040 It was false, what he said. 435 00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:08,680 "We had a system of testing people going into care homes..." 436 00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:09,720 False! 437 00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:12,720 I can see the trend, I can see the way this is going! 438 00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:13,760 Yeah. 439 00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:14,840 You nailed that one. 440 00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:15,920 Here's another one. 441 00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:17,360 "I always take responsibility for everything." 442 00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:18,400 AUDIENCE: False! 443 00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:20,520 Who asked you to join in? 444 00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:22,680 No, I think they should, they should join in. 445 00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:24,960 It's not a democracy, you know! 446 00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:28,120 Can see where the coach party's sitting now... 447 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:33,080 I think we've all got the hang of this. 448 00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:36,440 So, let's see if you can find more people Boris Johnson has lied to, 449 00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:38,160 offended or otherwise screwed over. 450 00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:43,040 A special game I've devised called Boris Battleships. 451 00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:44,920 Yes, Ian, why don't you start the fun. 452 00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:46,880 Can you pick a square, please? 453 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:49,240 That's putting a lot of pressure on Ian, isn't it? 454 00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:51,320 Asking him to start the fun. 455 00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:52,840 LAUGHTER. 456 00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:55,400 Implied that we've had none so far! 457 00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:58,440 I'm going to pick E3. 458 00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:00,680 B6, you say? 459 00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:05,920 LAUGHTER. 460 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:10,000 Here you go. 461 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,080 It's a hit. 462 00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:12,200 Michael Howard. 463 00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:13,400 What did Boris to him? 464 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:15,080 Lied to, offended, or otherwise screwed over? 465 00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:16,320 He lied to him. 466 00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:17,560 Yep. 467 00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:19,960 He said, are you having an affair with this woman? 468 00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:20,960 Petronella Wyatt? 469 00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:22,880 Yes. 470 00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:25,480 So, he lied to the leader of his own party. 471 00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:27,400 Johnson denied the rumours, calling them "an inverted 472 00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:29,400 pyramid of piffle." 473 00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:34,000 Before they turned out to be a very upright tower of truth. 474 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,040 Journalists were quick to pounce on Johnson. 475 00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:38,640 Let's have a look at him returning from a morning run 476 00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:43,720 after the scandal broke. 477 00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:46,000 Boris, have you got anything to say today? 478 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:49,440 Yes. 479 00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:52,080 I advise you all very strongly to go for a run! 480 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:54,520 Get some exercise. 481 00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:55,880 Did you deceive Mr Howard? 482 00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:57,360 Have a beautiful day. 483 00:22:57,360 --> 00:22:58,640 Did you deceive Mr Howard? 484 00:22:58,640 --> 00:22:59,760 Absolutely no comment. 485 00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:01,560 No, I didn't, no. 486 00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:05,520 Are you going to save your marriage? 487 00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:08,720 I'm going to do whatever I can to... 488 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:10,960 God, they've locked me out! 489 00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:16,240 LAUGHTER. 490 00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:20,080 Time to pick another Square. 491 00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:21,080 Paul, over to you? 492 00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:22,120 C7. 493 00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:23,200 F9 you say? 494 00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:24,960 Yeah! 495 00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:26,600 It's another hit. 496 00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:28,440 Obviously the Queen. 497 00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:31,040 Was she like to, offended, or otherwise screwed over by Boris? 498 00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:32,200 He lied to her. 499 00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:34,560 He did, yeah this is the Supreme Court ruling that 500 00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:38,800 Boris Johnson unlawfully advised the Queen to prorogue Parliament. 501 00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:41,400 What did Boris lose out on by lying to the Queen? 502 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:44,280 Christmas present from her? 503 00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:47,080 He's probably missed out on receiving the order of the Garter. 504 00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:51,800 The order of the Garter comes from the 14th century, 505 00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:53,760 the court of Edward III. 506 00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:56,920 The Countess of Salisbury's Garter fell to the floor while she was 507 00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:59,960 dancing and when the courtiers sniggered, the King picked it up 508 00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:02,840 and gave it to her saying, "Honi soit qui mal y pense", 509 00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:05,160 which is French for, "'ere, you dropped this." 510 00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:07,040 LAUGHTER. 511 00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:08,840 A rather lovely story. 512 00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:10,520 Janet, your turn to pick a square. 513 00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:12,080 G5. 514 00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:14,680 Yeah, it's a good one. 515 00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:16,360 Oh, no, it's a miss. 516 00:24:16,360 --> 00:24:20,200 Have another go. 517 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:21,280 All right, B10. 518 00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:22,920 B10. 519 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:24,840 Oh, no. 520 00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:26,360 Bad luck. 521 00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:28,320 Not as easy as it looks, is it? 522 00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:29,360 No. 523 00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:30,840 Back to you, Ian. 524 00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:32,800 Using all your strategic skills, it's only Janet 525 00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:36,040 who is let us down so far... 526 00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:37,080 LAUGHTER. 527 00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:38,320 Can you pick another square? 528 00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:39,280 I10. 529 00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:41,240 L5, you say? 530 00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:43,360 Let's have a look... There isn't an L there! 531 00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:45,200 Yeah! 532 00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:46,840 It's a hit. 533 00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:48,800 What did Boris Johnson claim about Italian men 534 00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:50,480 while he was the Brussels correspondent for 535 00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:53,360 the Telegraph in '91? 536 00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:55,600 He wrote that the Italian government had requested that 537 00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:57,280 condoms be made smaller, thus implying Italian 538 00:24:57,280 --> 00:25:00,040 men did not measure up to the rest of the continent. 539 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:03,960 One former EU chief recently reiterated to the Guardian 540 00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:06,840 that the three decade old story was, "A load of bullshit", and... 541 00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:09,360 LONE APPLAUSE. 542 00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:11,160 LAUGHTER. 543 00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:15,320 I hope that noise was you clapping! 544 00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:17,560 LAUGHTER. 545 00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:22,600 We thought it would be appropriate to feature Boris Johnson 546 00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:25,640 in the missing words around, giving that for the last two months 547 00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:26,680 he has been missing. 548 00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:29,040 These are all the things Boris Johnson has actually said. 549 00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:30,720 We'll start with... 550 00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:36,160 Foreplay. 551 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:37,440 Was it his accent? 552 00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:41,320 Speaking style. 553 00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:47,160 Cos that was the last thing Boris said, was hasta la vista, baby. 554 00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:48,920 A strange goodbye, wasn't it? 555 00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:49,960 Hmm. 556 00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:52,040 Better than "I'll be back." 557 00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:53,680 LAUGHTER. 558 00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:58,720 Next... 559 00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:04,000 They should be snooty about everything! 560 00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:08,920 Don't knock lap dancing. 561 00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:11,320 It's how many people get into show business. 562 00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:13,160 Isn't that right, Phil? 563 00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:14,160 LAUGHTER. 564 00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:16,800 Good to see you again! 565 00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:22,080 LAUGHTER. 566 00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:27,080 Finally... 567 00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:34,760 Nigel Farage got a word named after him. 568 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:42,440 It refers to Theresa May's John Lewis decor 569 00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:44,840 in the Prime Minister's flat, which the Johnsons replaced 570 00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:46,320 with gold wallpaper. 571 00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:48,640 Now, with Liz Truss moving in, Downing Street is believed 572 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:52,520 to be getting quotes for padded wallpaper... 573 00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:55,040 LAUGHTER. 574 00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:58,080 So, the final scores are, Ian and Phil have six and Paul 575 00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:01,520 and Janet have nine. 576 00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:06,400 Well done. 577 00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:10,040 Before we go there's just time for the caption competition. 578 00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:15,280 You're a barefaced liar! 579 00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:17,120 Yes. 580 00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:20,880 I don't think he has my nose. 581 00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:26,320 And I leave you with news that covering a story at an art gallery, 582 00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:29,960 it takes every last bit of self restraint for one reporter 583 00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:35,200 not to use the caption "Four enormous arses." 584 00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:39,720 In his last days at Downing Street, a junior researcher proved to be 585 00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:41,400 just too quick for the Prime Minister. 586 00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:46,600 LAUGHTER. 587 00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:52,320 And after discovering yet another marital indiscretion, 588 00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:54,960 Carrie Johnson finds a creative new ways to leave her husband's 589 00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:57,760 clothes in the front garden. 590 00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:02,480 LAUGHTER. 591 00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:05,520 Well, that's the end of this special tribute. 592 00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:08,960 And you know, whatever people think about the role this show played 593 00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:11,800 in Boris Johnson's rise to power, at least they can't accuse it 594 00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:16,000 of having an unhealthy obsession with his successor. 595 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:20,560 In December, I'll be in Beijing, opening up new pork markets. 596 00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:25,200 Good night.