1 00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:07,400 And 2 00:00:07,400 --> 00:00:08,320 And just 3 00:00:08,320 --> 00:00:08,440 And just a 4 00:00:08,440 --> 00:00:08,640 And just a few 5 00:00:08,640 --> 00:00:09,800 And just a few words. 6 00:00:09,800 --> 00:00:10,240 And just a few words. I'm 7 00:00:10,240 --> 00:00:10,440 And just a few words. I'm looking 8 00:00:10,440 --> 00:00:10,640 And just a few words. I'm looking forward 9 00:00:10,640 --> 00:00:10,840 And just a few words. I'm looking forward to 10 00:00:10,840 --> 00:00:11,080 And just a few words. I'm looking forward to being 11 00:00:11,080 --> 00:00:11,440 And just a few words. I'm looking forward to being completely 12 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:11,480 And just a few words. I'm looking forward to being completely out 13 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:12,680 And just a few words. I'm looking forward to being completely out of 14 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:12,880 forward to being completely out of date 15 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:13,280 forward to being completely out of date and 16 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:13,480 forward to being completely out of date and the 17 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:13,680 forward to being completely out of date and the Chancellor 18 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:13,880 forward to being completely out of date and the Chancellor having 19 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:14,120 date and the Chancellor having resigned 20 00:00:14,120 --> 00:00:14,280 date and the Chancellor having resigned before 21 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:14,480 date and the Chancellor having resigned before this 22 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:17,920 date and the Chancellor having resigned before this areas. 23 00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:18,040 date and the Chancellor having resigned before this areas. Typical 24 00:00:18,040 --> 00:00:18,480 resigned before this areas. Typical labour, 25 00:00:18,480 --> 00:00:18,760 resigned before this areas. Typical labour, such 26 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:18,760 resigned before this areas. Typical labour, such a 27 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:19,160 resigned before this areas. Typical labour, such a low 28 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:19,280 resigned before this areas. Typical labour, such a low expectation. 29 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:19,440 resigned before this areas. Typical labour, such a low expectation. The 30 00:00:19,440 --> 00:00:19,680 labour, such a low expectation. The Prime 31 00:00:19,680 --> 00:00:19,960 labour, such a low expectation. The Prime Minister 32 00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:20,000 labour, such a low expectation. The Prime Minister will 33 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:21,840 labour, such a low expectation. The Prime Minister will resign! 34 00:00:25,240 --> 00:00:30,400 This programme contains some strong language 35 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:49,640 APPLAUSE 36 00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:58,640 Good evening. 37 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:00,600 Welcome to Have I Got News For You. 38 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:01,640 I'm Adil Ray. 39 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:02,840 In the news this week... 40 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:05,720 At a B&Q in Wembley, staff applaud a woman who has just 41 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:08,120 spent three hours listening to her husband list the pros 42 00:01:08,120 --> 00:01:11,400 and cons of their entire range of lawnmowers. 43 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:21,120 A new series of Total Wipeout is rumoured to be in the works 44 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:25,120 after presenter Richard Hammond is spotted trying out the obstacles. 45 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:36,560 And at Dover Castle, a seagull spots a dropped chip 46 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:40,200 at the worst possible moment. 47 00:01:55,720 --> 00:01:57,880 On Ian's team tonight is a writer and broadcaster 48 00:01:57,880 --> 00:02:00,120 who recently quit Pointless, a long-running and popular show 49 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:05,120 which will now replace him with a series of guest presenters. 50 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:07,480 That'll never work. 51 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:08,680 Please welcome Richard Osman. 52 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:13,840 APPLAUSE 53 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:17,600 On Paul's team tonight is a Labour MP and opponent of Liz Truss's 54 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:19,840 economic policies who recently complained about the toilets in 55 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:24,120 Westminster leaking into her office. 56 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:27,040 So, no wonder she's against "trickle-down" theory. 57 00:02:27,040 --> 00:02:32,240 Please welcome Jess Phillips. 58 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:36,240 We begin with the bigger news stories of the week. 59 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:38,720 Ian and Richard, take a look at this. 60 00:02:38,920 --> 00:02:42,440 That's the Prime Minister, at a time of recording. 61 00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:46,040 That's the pound on its way to see the dollar. 62 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:47,640 Not doing a U-turn. 63 00:02:47,640 --> 00:02:49,520 Kwasi Kwarteng will be in the undergrowth coalition 64 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:52,120 by Friday morning. 65 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:56,200 He is there now. 66 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:59,240 It is not going very well, she has had another very bad week. 67 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:02,080 The economy has tanked and a lot of people, 68 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:05,120 I mean obviously not me, have said it is because her and her 69 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:08,600 Chancellor are useless. 70 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:11,160 In fact, it's the fault of a number of other 71 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:14,760 people, it's the OBR and the IRA... 72 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:18,200 ELO. 73 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:20,360 I'm going to have to stick up for her. 74 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:25,320 She said she would get things done quickly. 75 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:26,680 Didn't waste any time. 76 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:29,080 If she can tank the economy in seven days, think 77 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:33,560 what she can do in two years. 78 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:35,720 Nearly everything announced in the mini Budget is not 79 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:38,840 going to happen is all the pain and turbulence will be for nothing. 80 00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:41,040 It is about confidence and if the markets, 81 00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:44,840 which I know you don't, but the Conservative Party believes 82 00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:48,200 in markets and you ask the markets what they think and they say you're 83 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:49,600 useless, you have to think again. 84 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:52,960 It is interesting the markets themselves have become part 85 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:54,520 of the anti-growth coalition. 86 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:57,440 They are famously quite pro-growth. 87 00:03:57,440 --> 00:04:00,400 And you know who has joined now? 88 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:03,000 The entire Tory party. 89 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:04,640 Do you think she has a plan? 90 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:06,480 Is there something we have overlooked? 91 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:09,320 No. 92 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:12,680 The fact that you guys are 90,000 points ahead in the polls, 93 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:14,000 does that not scare them? 94 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:16,120 They don't seem to have noticed! 95 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:20,200 It scares me! 96 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:23,120 We are all scared! 97 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:25,760 On current polling there would be three Tories left. 98 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:31,040 Iain Duncan Smith. 99 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:36,920 So her right-hand man I guess is Kwasi Kwarteng at the moment. 100 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:40,080 What has he been doing this? 101 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:45,040 He has met the IMF. 102 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:46,240 He has dissed the OBR. 103 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:49,040 Did you hear his speech in the Commons, did you hear how 104 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:50,560 many times he said the OBR? 105 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:52,680 For someone who doesn't want to meet the OBR, 106 00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:54,120 he speaks to them a lot. 107 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:56,240 I speak to investors regularly about this. 108 00:04:56,240 --> 00:04:59,600 The OBR... 109 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:02,360 The OBR... 110 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:04,760 The OBR... 111 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:09,880 The OBR... 112 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:13,480 I notice in that clip the man to his left seem to be operating him 113 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:16,760 with his pen on the end of his nose. 114 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:21,200 The man in the corner, look. 115 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:28,360 APPLAUSE 116 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:33,320 Jacob Rees-Mogg, he has been quite loyal 117 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:34,400 throughout this, hasn't he? 118 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:37,600 But he wasn't happy with the BBC this week. 119 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:40,680 I think he was very upset, as a lot of us, that Richey 120 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:44,040 was voted off Strictly Come Dancing. 121 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:45,080 Rishi was on? 122 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:46,760 He can't stay in anything, can he? 123 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:51,080 He accused the broadcaster of breaking impartiality rules 124 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:54,360 after he stated that . 125 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:56,760 The Business Secretary went on to suggest that the fault 126 00:05:56,760 --> 00:05:58,280 was with the Bank of England. 127 00:05:58,280 --> 00:06:00,920 Here is Gillian Tett, the US editor of the Financial Times, 128 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:02,800 giving a nuanced approach to Jacob Rees-Mogg's claims 129 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:05,680 in an interview with Channel 4 News. 130 00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:09,160 Can you just give us your verdict on that? 131 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:14,360 Well, to use non-technical term, that's pretty much bollocks. 132 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:18,920 APPLAUSE 133 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:20,760 I mean, accusing the BBC of being impartial. 134 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:22,720 Nadine Dorries came out and said this Government 135 00:06:22,720 --> 00:06:25,840 is lurching to the right. 136 00:06:25,840 --> 00:06:30,280 That's the equivalent of being attacked by Attila the Hun. 137 00:06:30,280 --> 00:06:32,760 Have a look at this sinister bit of political censorship 138 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:36,600 on the BBC this week, this is extraordinary. 139 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:41,880 Talking of pushing the boundaries with the BBC, it is something 140 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:46,560 you guys do week in and week out on Have I Got News for You. 141 00:06:46,560 --> 00:06:49,160 Are you surprised with what you can get away with sometimes. 142 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:54,440 INAUDIBLE. 143 00:06:58,640 --> 00:07:02,800 OK. 144 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:07,960 APPLAUSE 145 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:09,680 What were you saying? 146 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:13,560 I was saying... 147 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:19,760 There are a number of rebels making trouble for Liz Truss. 148 00:07:19,760 --> 00:07:21,640 Nadine Dorries has been writing in the Mail, 149 00:07:21,640 --> 00:07:26,040 what has she been writing about? 150 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:27,880 Boris Johnson, she's always on about Boris Johnson. 151 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:28,960 What are you suggesting? 152 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:32,760 I am suggesting she loves Boris Johnson. 153 00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:33,960 How much? 154 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:39,080 Loads. 155 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:41,920 Nadine Dorries has been writing in the Mail wishing for a Boris 156 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:44,440 comeback although it's extremely unlikely, she said. 157 00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:47,680 I am sure he is very busy doing his surgeries and talking 158 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:49,320 about the problems in Uxbridge. 159 00:07:49,320 --> 00:07:53,360 I'm sure his constituents are being incredibly well served by him. 160 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:54,520 Absolutely. 161 00:07:54,520 --> 00:07:57,840 CROWD: No, we're not! 162 00:07:57,840 --> 00:08:03,080 APPLAUSE 163 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:06,800 Back to energy, you'd think people might appreciate 164 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:08,800 some Government advice on how to save energy. 165 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:10,000 Why won't there be any? 166 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:11,240 Because there is no Government. 167 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:12,680 That is one half of it. 168 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:15,280 There was a U-turn. 169 00:08:15,280 --> 00:08:19,080 Liz Truss blocked a Government advertising campaign masterminded 170 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:21,800 by Jacob Rees-Mogg advising people on how to save on energy 171 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:25,080 on the grounds that it was too interventionist. 172 00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:29,840 I'm struggling with the phrase masterminded by Jacob Rees-Mogg. 173 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:33,000 This thing about Government advice, do you think we should go as far 174 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,080 as having public information films right now? 175 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:36,640 I used to love them. 176 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:40,880 I mean, I have never climbed an electricity pylon. 177 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:44,960 And it'd be easier for me than most people. 178 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:47,600 Would you like to see a public information film? 179 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:49,640 Let's have a look at this one. 180 00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:51,800 This Christmas, with less energy available, we must provide 181 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:54,280 for essential services and hospitals who will be at risk. 182 00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:59,600 We can save most by heating one room only. 183 00:09:00,880 --> 00:09:05,960 So cut down at Christmas. 184 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:10,840 Ho-ho-ho. 185 00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:15,000 Do you remember much about this? 186 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:20,240 Ian would have gone through this, one of the wings of his castle... 187 00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:24,680 Make sure you don't fall in the moat. 188 00:09:24,680 --> 00:09:28,240 Where is the drawbridge, daddy? 189 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:30,760 Nicola Sturgeon keeps banging on about another 190 00:09:30,760 --> 00:09:32,280 independence referendum. 191 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:33,920 Let it go, Nicola. 192 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:36,760 But why is she in trouble this week? 193 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:38,200 She said she despises the Tories. 194 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:41,040 She said... 195 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:43,680 That is a terrible thing to say, you wouldn't say that? 196 00:09:43,680 --> 00:09:47,520 I don't detest them all. 197 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:49,160 I detest some of them. 198 00:09:49,160 --> 00:09:54,440 What about Therese Coffey? 199 00:09:55,560 --> 00:10:00,800 Tory women all have shortened versions of their names 200 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:06,040 and so when I realised this, I want one, but mine would be Jizz. 201 00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:12,320 So this is another volatile week for Liz Truss's Government with more 202 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:16,160 with more screeching U-turns. 203 00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:19,240 Liz Truss warned the public this week... 204 00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:24,320 There will be one, come the next election. 205 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:24,720 After 206 00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:24,880 After Trade 207 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:25,000 After Trade Minister 208 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:25,160 After Trade Minister Conor 209 00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:25,480 After Trade Minister Conor Burns 210 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:26,840 After Trade Minister Conor Burns was 211 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:26,960 After Trade Minister Conor Burns was sacked 212 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:27,320 After Trade Minister Conor Burns was sacked for 213 00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:27,760 After Trade Minister Conor Burns was sacked for allegedly 214 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:28,000 After Trade Minister Conor Burns was sacked for allegedly groping 215 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:28,360 After Trade Minister Conor Burns was sacked for allegedly groping a 216 00:10:28,360 --> 00:10:28,600 sacked for allegedly groping a younger 217 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:28,760 sacked for allegedly groping a younger man, 218 00:10:28,760 --> 00:10:28,960 sacked for allegedly groping a younger man, he 219 00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:29,200 sacked for allegedly groping a younger man, he was 220 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:29,400 sacked for allegedly groping a younger man, he was replaced 221 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:34,240 sacked for allegedly groping a younger man, he was replaced by... 222 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:34,480 younger man, he was replaced by... It 223 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:37,520 younger man, he was replaced by... It was 224 00:10:37,520 --> 00:10:40,680 younger man, he was replaced by... It was -- 225 00:10:40,680 --> 00:10:43,040 Well, it was either him or Bob Arsetickler. 226 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:45,400 According to the Mail, the Prime Minister got a mixed 227 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:47,840 reception as she tried to rally MPs behind her plans 228 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:48,840 in a private meeting. 229 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:51,520 One attendee said: 230 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:53,960 You laugh now but come December it's how we'll be 231 00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:56,600 cooking our Christmas potato. 232 00:10:56,600 --> 00:11:01,880 Paul and Jess, have a look at this. 233 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:02,640 yes, 234 00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:02,880 yes, that's 235 00:11:02,880 --> 00:11:04,320 yes, that's Katie 236 00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:04,840 yes, that's Katie Boyle 237 00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:05,120 yes, that's Katie Boyle back 238 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:05,320 yes, that's Katie Boyle back in 239 00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:05,520 yes, that's Katie Boyle back in the 240 00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:05,720 yes, that's Katie Boyle back in the 60s, 241 00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:05,920 yes, that's Katie Boyle back in the 60s, Eurovision 242 00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:06,360 yes, that's Katie Boyle back in the 60s, Eurovision Song 243 00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:07,120 yes, that's Katie Boyle back in the 60s, Eurovision Song Contest, 244 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:07,360 60s, Eurovision Song Contest, Ukraine 245 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:07,440 60s, Eurovision Song Contest, Ukraine are 246 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:07,760 60s, Eurovision Song Contest, Ukraine are the 247 00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:07,960 60s, Eurovision Song Contest, Ukraine are the winners 248 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:08,160 60s, Eurovision Song Contest, Ukraine are the winners and 249 00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:08,360 60s, Eurovision Song Contest, Ukraine are the winners and United 250 00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:08,560 Ukraine are the winners and United Kingdom 251 00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:08,760 Ukraine are the winners and United Kingdom came 252 00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:08,840 Ukraine are the winners and United Kingdom came second 253 00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:09,200 Ukraine are the winners and United Kingdom came second last 254 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:09,400 Ukraine are the winners and United Kingdom came second last year 255 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:09,600 Ukraine are the winners and United Kingdom came second last year so 256 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:09,800 Kingdom came second last year so they 257 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:10,000 Kingdom came second last year so they were 258 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:10,160 Kingdom came second last year so they were very 259 00:11:10,160 --> 00:11:12,120 Kingdom came second last year so they were very happy. 260 00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:12,640 Kingdom came second last year so they were very happy. That's 261 00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:12,920 Kingdom came second last year so they were very happy. That's the 262 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:13,040 they were very happy. That's the Chancellor 263 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:13,240 they were very happy. That's the Chancellor of 264 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:13,440 they were very happy. That's the Chancellor of the 265 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:13,640 they were very happy. That's the Chancellor of the Exchequer 266 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:13,840 they were very happy. That's the Chancellor of the Exchequer and 267 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:14,480 they were very happy. That's the Chancellor of the Exchequer and the 268 00:11:14,480 --> 00:11:14,680 Chancellor of the Exchequer and the people 269 00:11:14,680 --> 00:11:14,880 Chancellor of the Exchequer and the people of 270 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:15,080 Chancellor of the Exchequer and the people of Liverpool, 271 00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:16,080 Chancellor of the Exchequer and the people of Liverpool, very 272 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:16,320 Chancellor of the Exchequer and the people of Liverpool, very pleased 273 00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:16,480 people of Liverpool, very pleased they 274 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:16,720 people of Liverpool, very pleased they won 275 00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:16,920 people of Liverpool, very pleased they won the 276 00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:17,200 people of Liverpool, very pleased they won the chance 277 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:17,280 people of Liverpool, very pleased they won the chance to 278 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:17,520 people of Liverpool, very pleased they won the chance to host 279 00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:17,720 people of Liverpool, very pleased they won the chance to host the 280 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:17,960 they won the chance to host the Eurovision 281 00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:18,920 they won the chance to host the Eurovision Song 282 00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:19,760 they won the chance to host the Eurovision Song Contest. 283 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:19,960 they won the chance to host the Eurovision Song Contest. Ukraine 284 00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:20,360 they won the chance to host the Eurovision Song Contest. Ukraine one 285 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:20,840 Eurovision Song Contest. Ukraine one earlier 286 00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:21,040 Eurovision Song Contest. Ukraine one earlier this 287 00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:21,160 Eurovision Song Contest. Ukraine one earlier this year 288 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:21,400 Eurovision Song Contest. Ukraine one earlier this year but 289 00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:21,680 Eurovision Song Contest. Ukraine one earlier this year but for 290 00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:21,960 Eurovision Song Contest. Ukraine one earlier this year but for reasons 291 00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:22,040 earlier this year but for reasons that 292 00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:22,280 earlier this year but for reasons that are 293 00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:23,080 earlier this year but for reasons that are obviously 294 00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:23,280 earlier this year but for reasons that are obviously won't 295 00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:23,440 earlier this year but for reasons that are obviously won't be 296 00:11:23,440 --> 00:11:23,760 earlier this year but for reasons that are obviously won't be holding 297 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:23,840 that are obviously won't be holding the 298 00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:24,120 that are obviously won't be holding the event 299 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:24,480 that are obviously won't be holding the event next 300 00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:24,760 that are obviously won't be holding the event next year 301 00:11:24,760 --> 00:11:24,920 that are obviously won't be holding the event next year so 302 00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:25,200 that are obviously won't be holding the event next year so Liverpool 303 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:25,320 the event next year so Liverpool have 304 00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:25,640 the event next year so Liverpool have won. 305 00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:26,320 the event next year so Liverpool have won. How 306 00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:26,440 the event next year so Liverpool have won. How did 307 00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:26,720 the event next year so Liverpool have won. How did we 308 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:26,840 the event next year so Liverpool have won. How did we find 309 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:27,240 the event next year so Liverpool have won. How did we find out 310 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:27,400 the event next year so Liverpool have won. How did we find out that 311 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:27,520 have won. How did we find out that Liverpool 312 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:27,840 have won. How did we find out that Liverpool the 313 00:11:27,840 --> 00:11:28,880 have won. How did we find out that Liverpool the hosts? 314 00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:29,000 have won. How did we find out that Liverpool the hosts? It 315 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:29,240 have won. How did we find out that Liverpool the hosts? It was 316 00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:32,440 Liverpool the hosts? It was announced. 317 00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:32,720 Liverpool the hosts? It was announced. Yes, 318 00:11:32,720 --> 00:11:32,920 Liverpool the hosts? It was announced. Yes, it 319 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:33,040 Liverpool the hosts? It was announced. Yes, it was 320 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:33,360 Liverpool the hosts? It was announced. Yes, it was announced. 321 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,680 announced. Yes, it was announced. APPLAUSE 322 00:11:35,680 --> 00:11:35,880 APPLAUSE Some 323 00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:36,080 APPLAUSE Some of 324 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:36,280 APPLAUSE Some of us 325 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:36,560 APPLAUSE Some of us watch 326 00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:36,600 APPLAUSE Some of us watch TV, 327 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:36,920 APPLAUSE Some of us watch TV, some 328 00:11:36,920 --> 00:11:37,400 APPLAUSE Some of us watch TV, some others 329 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:37,640 Some of us watch TV, some others read 330 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:37,840 Some of us watch TV, some others read it 331 00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:38,040 Some of us watch TV, some others read it on 332 00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:38,840 Some of us watch TV, some others read it on the 333 00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:39,120 Some of us watch TV, some others read it on the papers 334 00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:39,400 Some of us watch TV, some others read it on the papers or 335 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:39,480 Some of us watch TV, some others read it on the papers or the 336 00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:39,680 read it on the papers or the Internet. 337 00:11:39,680 --> 00:11:39,880 read it on the papers or the Internet. Different 338 00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:40,360 read it on the papers or the Internet. Different for 339 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:40,560 read it on the papers or the Internet. Different for different 340 00:11:40,560 --> 00:11:42,320 Internet. Different for different people. 341 00:11:42,320 --> 00:11:42,520 Internet. Different for different people. We 342 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:42,720 Internet. Different for different people. We are 343 00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:42,920 Internet. Different for different people. We are now 344 00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:43,320 Internet. Different for different people. We are now going 345 00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:44,320 Internet. Different for different people. We are now going to 346 00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:44,520 Internet. Different for different people. We are now going to go 347 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:44,720 people. We are now going to go through 348 00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:44,920 people. We are now going to go through the 349 00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:45,120 people. We are now going to go through the entire 350 00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:45,280 people. We are now going to go through the entire audience, 351 00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:45,520 people. We are now going to go through the entire audience, yes, 352 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:45,720 through the entire audience, yes, how 353 00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:45,840 through the entire audience, yes, how did 354 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:46,160 through the entire audience, yes, how did you 355 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:46,360 through the entire audience, yes, how did you find 356 00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:47,760 through the entire audience, yes, how did you find out? 357 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:47,800 through the entire audience, yes, how did you find out? I 358 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:48,080 through the entire audience, yes, how did you find out? I just 359 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:48,800 through the entire audience, yes, how did you find out? I just found 360 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:49,000 how did you find out? I just found out 361 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:49,200 how did you find out? I just found out this 362 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:50,640 how did you find out? I just found out this minute. 363 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:50,840 how did you find out? I just found out this minute. It 364 00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:51,040 how did you find out? I just found out this minute. It was 365 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:51,400 how did you find out? I just found out this minute. It was announced 366 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:51,600 how did you find out? I just found out this minute. It was announced by 367 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:53,360 out this minute. It was announced by Graham 368 00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:53,520 out this minute. It was announced by Graham Norton 369 00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:54,120 out this minute. It was announced by Graham Norton and 370 00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:54,680 out this minute. It was announced by Graham Norton and here 371 00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:55,080 out this minute. It was announced by Graham Norton and here he 372 00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:55,280 out this minute. It was announced by Graham Norton and here he is, 373 00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:55,680 out this minute. It was announced by Graham Norton and here he is, but 374 00:11:55,680 --> 00:11:55,920 Graham Norton and here he is, but some 375 00:11:55,920 --> 00:11:56,320 Graham Norton and here he is, but some eagle 376 00:11:56,320 --> 00:11:56,680 Graham Norton and here he is, but some eagle eyed 377 00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:56,760 Graham Norton and here he is, but some eagle eyed viewers 378 00:11:56,760 --> 00:11:57,320 Graham Norton and here he is, but some eagle eyed viewers pointed 379 00:11:57,320 --> 00:11:57,920 Graham Norton and here he is, but some eagle eyed viewers pointed out 380 00:11:57,920 --> 00:11:58,120 some eagle eyed viewers pointed out that 381 00:11:58,120 --> 00:11:58,200 some eagle eyed viewers pointed out that Graham 382 00:11:58,200 --> 00:11:58,520 some eagle eyed viewers pointed out that Graham Norton 383 00:11:58,520 --> 00:11:58,760 some eagle eyed viewers pointed out that Graham Norton ruin 384 00:11:58,760 --> 00:11:58,960 some eagle eyed viewers pointed out that Graham Norton ruin the 385 00:11:58,960 --> 00:11:59,160 some eagle eyed viewers pointed out that Graham Norton ruin the surprise 386 00:11:59,160 --> 00:11:59,360 that Graham Norton ruin the surprise is 387 00:11:59,360 --> 00:11:59,560 that Graham Norton ruin the surprise is the 388 00:11:59,560 --> 00:11:59,760 that Graham Norton ruin the surprise is the card 389 00:11:59,760 --> 00:11:59,960 that Graham Norton ruin the surprise is the card he 390 00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:00,760 that Graham Norton ruin the surprise is the card he was 391 00:12:00,760 --> 00:12:00,960 that Graham Norton ruin the surprise is the card he was holding 392 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:01,120 that Graham Norton ruin the surprise is the card he was holding had 393 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:01,400 that Graham Norton ruin the surprise is the card he was holding had this 394 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:01,560 is the card he was holding had this written 395 00:12:01,560 --> 00:12:01,800 is the card he was holding had this written on 396 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:05,880 is the card he was holding had this written on it. 397 00:12:05,880 --> 00:12:06,360 is the card he was holding had this written on it. I 398 00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:06,640 is the card he was holding had this written on it. I mean, 399 00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:07,280 is the card he was holding had this written on it. I mean, I 400 00:12:07,280 --> 00:12:07,880 is the card he was holding had this written on it. I mean, I would 401 00:12:07,880 --> 00:12:08,080 written on it. I mean, I would rather 402 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:08,480 written on it. I mean, I would rather Ukraine 403 00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:08,680 written on it. I mean, I would rather Ukraine hosting 404 00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:08,880 written on it. I mean, I would rather Ukraine hosting it 405 00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:09,320 written on it. I mean, I would rather Ukraine hosting it but 406 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:09,520 written on it. I mean, I would rather Ukraine hosting it but given 407 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:09,720 rather Ukraine hosting it but given they 408 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:09,920 rather Ukraine hosting it but given they are 409 00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:10,120 rather Ukraine hosting it but given they are not 410 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:10,360 rather Ukraine hosting it but given they are not it 411 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:10,520 rather Ukraine hosting it but given they are not it is 412 00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:10,760 rather Ukraine hosting it but given they are not it is exciting 413 00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:10,920 rather Ukraine hosting it but given they are not it is exciting we 414 00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:11,160 rather Ukraine hosting it but given they are not it is exciting we are 415 00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:11,320 they are not it is exciting we are hosting 416 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:11,560 they are not it is exciting we are hosting it. 417 00:12:11,560 --> 00:12:11,720 they are not it is exciting we are hosting it. Do 418 00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:12,160 they are not it is exciting we are hosting it. Do you 419 00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:12,360 they are not it is exciting we are hosting it. Do you think 420 00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:12,560 they are not it is exciting we are hosting it. Do you think we 421 00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:12,760 they are not it is exciting we are hosting it. Do you think we will 422 00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:13,040 they are not it is exciting we are hosting it. Do you think we will get 423 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:13,200 hosting it. Do you think we will get some 424 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:13,560 hosting it. Do you think we will get some right 425 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:13,760 hosting it. Do you think we will get some right back 426 00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:13,960 hosting it. Do you think we will get some right back to 427 00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:14,200 hosting it. Do you think we will get some right back to do 428 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:14,880 hosting it. Do you think we will get some right back to do our 429 00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:15,080 hosting it. Do you think we will get some right back to do our song 430 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:15,320 hosting it. Do you think we will get some right back to do our song this 431 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:15,400 some right back to do our song this year? 432 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:15,680 some right back to do our song this year? Oh, 433 00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:18,840 some right back to do our song this year? Oh, yes. 434 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:19,280 some right back to do our song this year? Oh, yes. Richard, 435 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:19,480 some right back to do our song this year? Oh, yes. Richard, have 436 00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:19,680 some right back to do our song this year? Oh, yes. Richard, have you 437 00:12:19,680 --> 00:12:19,840 year? Oh, yes. Richard, have you seen 438 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:20,080 year? Oh, yes. Richard, have you seen this 439 00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:20,200 year? Oh, yes. Richard, have you seen this programme 440 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:20,640 year? Oh, yes. Richard, have you seen this programme before? 441 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:20,800 year? Oh, yes. Richard, have you seen this programme before? He 442 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:21,080 year? Oh, yes. Richard, have you seen this programme before? He has 443 00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:22,320 seen this programme before? He has never 444 00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:22,480 seen this programme before? He has never heard 445 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:22,920 seen this programme before? He has never heard of 446 00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:23,040 seen this programme before? He has never heard of Vera 447 00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:26,720 seen this programme before? He has never heard of Vera Lynn. 448 00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:27,000 seen this programme before? He has never heard of Vera Lynn. I 449 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:27,240 seen this programme before? He has never heard of Vera Lynn. I did 450 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:27,360 seen this programme before? He has never heard of Vera Lynn. I did the 451 00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:27,600 never heard of Vera Lynn. I did the UK 452 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:28,360 never heard of Vera Lynn. I did the UK votes 453 00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:28,480 never heard of Vera Lynn. I did the UK votes once 454 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:28,880 never heard of Vera Lynn. I did the UK votes once for 455 00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:29,120 never heard of Vera Lynn. I did the UK votes once for Eurovision, 456 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:29,200 never heard of Vera Lynn. I did the UK votes once for Eurovision, the 457 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:29,520 UK votes once for Eurovision, the single 458 00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:29,720 UK votes once for Eurovision, the single best 459 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:29,920 UK votes once for Eurovision, the single best thing 460 00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:30,120 UK votes once for Eurovision, the single best thing I 461 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:30,240 UK votes once for Eurovision, the single best thing I have 462 00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:30,440 UK votes once for Eurovision, the single best thing I have ever 463 00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:30,720 UK votes once for Eurovision, the single best thing I have ever done 464 00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:30,840 single best thing I have ever done in 465 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:33,080 single best thing I have ever done in television. 466 00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:33,160 single best thing I have ever done in television. 12 467 00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:33,480 single best thing I have ever done in television. 12 points, 468 00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:33,680 single best thing I have ever done in television. 12 points, go 469 00:12:33,680 --> 00:12:33,880 single best thing I have ever done in television. 12 points, go to 470 00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:36,760 in television. 12 points, go to Georgia. 471 00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:37,120 in television. 12 points, go to Georgia. Was 472 00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:37,840 in television. 12 points, go to Georgia. Was she 473 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,560 in television. 12 points, go to Georgia. Was she singing? 474 00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:39,760 in television. 12 points, go to Georgia. Was she singing? On 475 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:40,000 in television. 12 points, go to Georgia. Was she singing? On the 476 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:40,160 Georgia. Was she singing? On the subject 477 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:43,040 Georgia. Was she singing? On the subject of 478 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:43,400 Georgia. Was she singing? On the subject of Ukraine, 479 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:44,440 Georgia. Was she singing? On the subject of Ukraine, it 480 00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:44,560 Georgia. Was she singing? On the subject of Ukraine, it was 481 00:12:44,560 --> 00:12:45,280 Georgia. Was she singing? On the subject of Ukraine, it was Vladimir 482 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:45,640 subject of Ukraine, it was Vladimir Putin's 483 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:45,840 subject of Ukraine, it was Vladimir Putin's 70th 484 00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:45,960 subject of Ukraine, it was Vladimir Putin's 70th birthday 485 00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:46,280 subject of Ukraine, it was Vladimir Putin's 70th birthday last 486 00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:46,520 subject of Ukraine, it was Vladimir Putin's 70th birthday last week. 487 00:12:46,520 --> 00:12:46,680 subject of Ukraine, it was Vladimir Putin's 70th birthday last week. He 488 00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:46,800 Putin's 70th birthday last week. He doesn't 489 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:47,120 Putin's 70th birthday last week. He doesn't look 490 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:48,400 Putin's 70th birthday last week. He doesn't look 70. 491 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:49,320 Putin's 70th birthday last week. He doesn't look 70. He 492 00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:49,560 Putin's 70th birthday last week. He doesn't look 70. He looks 493 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:51,360 Putin's 70th birthday last week. He doesn't look 70. He looks good. 494 00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:52,360 Putin's 70th birthday last week. He doesn't look 70. He looks good. I 495 00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:52,480 doesn't look 70. He looks good. I wouldn't 496 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:52,760 doesn't look 70. He looks good. I wouldn't say 497 00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:52,800 doesn't look 70. He looks good. I wouldn't say good. 498 00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:53,080 doesn't look 70. He looks good. I wouldn't say good. On 499 00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:53,280 doesn't look 70. He looks good. I wouldn't say good. On Saturday 500 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:53,920 doesn't look 70. He looks good. I wouldn't say good. On Saturday an 501 00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:54,080 wouldn't say good. On Saturday an explosion 502 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:54,200 wouldn't say good. On Saturday an explosion on 503 00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:54,440 wouldn't say good. On Saturday an explosion on the 504 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:54,600 wouldn't say good. On Saturday an explosion on the bridge 505 00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:54,840 wouldn't say good. On Saturday an explosion on the bridge that 506 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:55,920 explosion on the bridge that connects 507 00:12:55,920 --> 00:12:56,120 explosion on the bridge that connects Russia 508 00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:56,320 explosion on the bridge that connects Russia to 509 00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:56,520 explosion on the bridge that connects Russia to the 510 00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:56,800 explosion on the bridge that connects Russia to the illegally 511 00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:56,920 connects Russia to the illegally annexed 512 00:12:56,920 --> 00:12:57,360 connects Russia to the illegally annexed Crimea 513 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:57,640 connects Russia to the illegally annexed Crimea caused 514 00:12:57,640 --> 00:12:57,800 connects Russia to the illegally annexed Crimea caused it 515 00:12:57,800 --> 00:12:58,040 connects Russia to the illegally annexed Crimea caused it to 516 00:12:58,040 --> 00:12:58,880 annexed Crimea caused it to collapse. 517 00:12:58,880 --> 00:12:59,280 annexed Crimea caused it to collapse. All 518 00:12:59,280 --> 00:12:59,480 annexed Crimea caused it to collapse. All of 519 00:12:59,480 --> 00:12:59,680 annexed Crimea caused it to collapse. All of the 520 00:12:59,680 --> 00:12:59,920 annexed Crimea caused it to collapse. All of the Ukrainian 521 00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:00,080 collapse. All of the Ukrainian Government 522 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:00,280 collapse. All of the Ukrainian Government haven't 523 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:00,520 collapse. All of the Ukrainian Government haven't officially 524 00:13:00,520 --> 00:13:01,960 collapse. All of the Ukrainian Government haven't officially taken 525 00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:02,320 Government haven't officially taken responsibility 526 00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:02,440 Government haven't officially taken responsibility but 527 00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:02,720 Government haven't officially taken responsibility but there 528 00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:02,880 Government haven't officially taken responsibility but there were 529 00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:03,120 Government haven't officially taken responsibility but there were a 530 00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:03,360 Government haven't officially taken responsibility but there were a few 531 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:03,520 responsibility but there were a few clues 532 00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:03,760 responsibility but there were a few clues that 533 00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:03,960 responsibility but there were a few clues that they 534 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:04,160 responsibility but there were a few clues that they may 535 00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:04,240 responsibility but there were a few clues that they may have 536 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:04,560 responsibility but there were a few clues that they may have been 537 00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:04,760 responsibility but there were a few clues that they may have been behind 538 00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:10,400 clues that they may have been behind it. 539 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:18,160 UN 540 00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:18,680 UN posted 541 00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:18,920 UN posted footage 542 00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:19,400 UN posted footage of 543 00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:19,760 UN posted footage of Marilyn 544 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:20,520 UN posted footage of Marilyn Monroe 545 00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:21,440 UN posted footage of Marilyn Monroe singing 546 00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:22,040 UN posted footage of Marilyn Monroe singing happy 547 00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:22,240 UN posted footage of Marilyn Monroe singing happy birthday, 548 00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:22,320 UN posted footage of Marilyn Monroe singing happy birthday, Mr 549 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:22,640 singing happy birthday, Mr President. 550 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:24,040 singing happy birthday, Mr President. The 551 00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:24,280 singing happy birthday, Mr President. The Ukrainian 552 00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:25,080 singing happy birthday, Mr President. The Ukrainian government 553 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:25,200 President. The Ukrainian government tweeted, 554 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:25,480 President. The Ukrainian government tweeted, sick 555 00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:25,680 President. The Ukrainian government tweeted, sick burn. 556 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:26,480 President. The Ukrainian government tweeted, sick burn. They 557 00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:26,680 President. The Ukrainian government tweeted, sick burn. They tweeted 558 00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:27,200 President. The Ukrainian government tweeted, sick burn. They tweeted a 559 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:27,520 tweeted, sick burn. They tweeted a commemoratives 560 00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:27,720 tweeted, sick burn. They tweeted a commemoratives damp 561 00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:27,920 tweeted, sick burn. They tweeted a commemoratives damp with 562 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:28,120 tweeted, sick burn. They tweeted a commemoratives damp with this 563 00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:30,320 commemoratives damp with this design. 564 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:30,440 commemoratives damp with this design. Why 565 00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:31,400 commemoratives damp with this design. Why else 566 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:31,960 commemoratives damp with this design. Why else wasn't 567 00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:32,200 commemoratives damp with this design. Why else wasn't it 568 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:33,120 commemoratives damp with this design. Why else wasn't it a 569 00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:33,600 commemoratives damp with this design. Why else wasn't it a very 570 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:33,720 design. Why else wasn't it a very fun 571 00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:33,920 design. Why else wasn't it a very fun birthday 572 00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:34,080 design. Why else wasn't it a very fun birthday for 573 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:34,200 design. Why else wasn't it a very fun birthday for Vladimir 574 00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:35,520 design. Why else wasn't it a very fun birthday for Vladimir Putin? 575 00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:35,680 design. Why else wasn't it a very fun birthday for Vladimir Putin? Did 576 00:13:35,680 --> 00:13:36,160 fun birthday for Vladimir Putin? Did he 577 00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:36,280 fun birthday for Vladimir Putin? Did he want 578 00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:37,080 fun birthday for Vladimir Putin? Did he want Glasgow 579 00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:37,240 fun birthday for Vladimir Putin? Did he want Glasgow to 580 00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:37,480 fun birthday for Vladimir Putin? Did he want Glasgow to win 581 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:38,800 fun birthday for Vladimir Putin? Did he want Glasgow to win Eurovision? 582 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:39,080 he want Glasgow to win Eurovision? He 583 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:39,280 he want Glasgow to win Eurovision? He had 584 00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:39,760 he want Glasgow to win Eurovision? He had to 585 00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:40,120 he want Glasgow to win Eurovision? He had to call 586 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:40,320 he want Glasgow to win Eurovision? He had to call off 587 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:40,640 he want Glasgow to win Eurovision? He had to call off his 588 00:13:40,640 --> 00:13:40,720 he want Glasgow to win Eurovision? He had to call off his official 589 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:41,520 He had to call off his official birthday 590 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:41,760 He had to call off his official birthday celebration 591 00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:42,120 He had to call off his official birthday celebration but 592 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:42,240 He had to call off his official birthday celebration but luckily 593 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:42,640 He had to call off his official birthday celebration but luckily for 594 00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:42,840 birthday celebration but luckily for Putin 595 00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:43,120 birthday celebration but luckily for Putin and 596 00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:43,240 birthday celebration but luckily for Putin and his 597 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:43,520 birthday celebration but luckily for Putin and his friends 598 00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:44,360 birthday celebration but luckily for Putin and his friends cheered 599 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:44,560 birthday celebration but luckily for Putin and his friends cheered him 600 00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:45,400 birthday celebration but luckily for Putin and his friends cheered him up 601 00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:45,560 Putin and his friends cheered him up with 602 00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:45,680 Putin and his friends cheered him up with some 603 00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:45,840 Putin and his friends cheered him up with some messages 604 00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:46,000 Putin and his friends cheered him up with some messages and 605 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,040 Putin and his friends cheered him up with some messages and gifts. 606 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:48,320 Putin and his friends cheered him up with some messages and gifts. What 607 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:49,320 with some messages and gifts. What did 608 00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:49,640 with some messages and gifts. What did Putin 609 00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:49,760 with some messages and gifts. What did Putin get 610 00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:50,000 with some messages and gifts. What did Putin get from 611 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:50,240 with some messages and gifts. What did Putin get from Belarus 612 00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:50,280 with some messages and gifts. What did Putin get from Belarus leader 613 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:50,600 did Putin get from Belarus leader Alexander 614 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:52,080 did Putin get from Belarus leader Alexander Lukashenko? 615 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:52,280 did Putin get from Belarus leader Alexander Lukashenko? He 616 00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:52,600 did Putin get from Belarus leader Alexander Lukashenko? He got 617 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:52,720 did Putin get from Belarus leader Alexander Lukashenko? He got a 618 00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:53,680 Alexander Lukashenko? He got a tractor. 619 00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:53,840 Alexander Lukashenko? He got a tractor. He 620 00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:54,120 Alexander Lukashenko? He got a tractor. He did 621 00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:54,360 Alexander Lukashenko? He got a tractor. He did get 622 00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:54,720 Alexander Lukashenko? He got a tractor. He did get a 623 00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:54,840 Alexander Lukashenko? He got a tractor. He did get a voucher 624 00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:55,040 Alexander Lukashenko? He got a tractor. He did get a voucher for 625 00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:55,360 Alexander Lukashenko? He got a tractor. He did get a voucher for a 626 00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:56,160 tractor. He did get a voucher for a tractor 627 00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:56,360 tractor. He did get a voucher for a tractor and 628 00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:56,560 tractor. He did get a voucher for a tractor and there 629 00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:56,760 tractor. He did get a voucher for a tractor and there it 630 00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:57,760 tractor. He did get a voucher for a tractor and there it is. 631 00:13:57,760 --> 00:13:57,960 tractor. He did get a voucher for a tractor and there it is. That 632 00:13:57,960 --> 00:13:58,200 tractor. He did get a voucher for a tractor and there it is. That is 633 00:13:58,200 --> 00:13:58,400 tractor. He did get a voucher for a tractor and there it is. That is the 634 00:13:58,400 --> 00:13:58,560 tractor and there it is. That is the entire 635 00:13:58,560 --> 00:13:58,800 tractor and there it is. That is the entire Belarus 636 00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:03,200 tractor and there it is. That is the entire Belarus army. 637 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:05,360 What was his gift from the president of Tajikistan? 638 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:07,760 I'm the only one who took an interest in this. 639 00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:08,760 Go on. 640 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:11,760 He was given a pyramid of melons. 641 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:15,360 Let's have a look. 642 00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:20,560 I mean, that's why you'd rather have a voucher. 643 00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:23,720 This is the announcement that the Eurovision Song Contest 644 00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:27,640 will be held on behalf of Ukraine in the city of Liverpool. 645 00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:30,680 The bridge linking Russia to Crimea was wrecked by an explosion the day 646 00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:34,520 after Putin's 70th birthday. 647 00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:37,560 According to the Mirror, the blast set fire to seven oil tankers. 648 00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:42,680 And try as he might, the birthday boy couldn't blow them out. 649 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:45,720 And so to round two, The Jigsaw of News. 650 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:48,480 Fingers on buzzers, teams. 651 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:53,200 We've got a new king. 652 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:54,640 We have got a new king. 653 00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:55,680 Say what? 654 00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:56,880 Yeah. 655 00:14:56,880 --> 00:15:00,320 But what's the story specifically? 656 00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:01,960 It's the coronation. 657 00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:04,800 The coronation of the King next May, but essentially they are not 658 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:06,280 coinciding with the FA Cup final. 659 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,680 Yes, this is the devastating news that King Charles's coronation 660 00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:10,320 might not be an extra bank holiday. 661 00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:13,120 Oh. 662 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:16,400 It will take place on the 6th of May, a Saturday. 663 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:19,240 Some noted this might be in order to avoid any more damaging 664 00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:21,960 effect on the economy. 665 00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:24,520 King Charles must have thought, it's going to be a tough 666 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:25,920 month or so for me. 667 00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:29,200 I'm following up someone who is extraordinary. 668 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:34,320 When he meets Liz Truss he must say thank lock for you. 669 00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:38,120 He actually said something not quite as expletive, 670 00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:40,320 but pretty much as good. 671 00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:41,560 Have you got the footage? 672 00:15:41,560 --> 00:15:42,600 Yes, we have. 673 00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:44,240 The Prime Minister, your Majesty. 674 00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:55,200 LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE. 675 00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:00,280 He said, you're back again, presuming that after a week 676 00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:05,560 she would have gone. 677 00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:08,200 I think in everyone's defence, he is saying, dear, oh dear, 678 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:10,400 because they are on TV, and he's like, this 679 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:12,040 is a bit weird, isn't it. Yeah. 680 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:13,480 I think is what he's saying. 681 00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:15,480 Richard Osman will be back. 682 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:20,160 At the coronation, what does Charles want at his ceremony 683 00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:23,840 At the coronation, what does Charles want at his ceremony? 684 00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:25,440 What did he ask for? 685 00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:26,880 Is it me? Oh my goodness. 686 00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:28,880 Is it me?! Wow. 687 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:32,960 I think he's just going to have a voucher. 688 00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:35,120 According to the Mail, Charles has an instinctive aversion 689 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:36,640 to pomp in the wrong circumstances. 690 00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:38,440 Do you get those kind of aversions, Paul? 691 00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:41,120 No, I've managed to fight them off over the years. 692 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:44,440 There is a row about the crown. There is a row about the crown. 693 00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:46,160 Tell us about the row the crown. 694 00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:48,240 Well, I think it's gone downhill in season four. 695 00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:51,400 The Koh-i-Noor Diamond. 696 00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:53,280 The Koh-i-Noor Diamond, what is the row about? 697 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:55,920 It's only on the crown that Camilla is going to wear. 698 00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:58,320 It's something you could probably get rid of, and most 699 00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:00,040 people would be happy. 700 00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:01,000 And various other governments say it's theirs. 701 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,040 The Indian government, Iranian government. 702 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:05,240 There's a whole lot of other people, due to its history saying, 703 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:07,240 this isn't even British. Yeah. 704 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:11,560 So in fact she is wearing a crown from a Christmas cracker... 705 00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:15,000 What BBC show is Prince Charles set to appear on? 706 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:20,080 The Repair Shop. Yes. 707 00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:23,160 The Repair Shop, he's taking in Prince Andrew's reputation to see 708 00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:24,560 what they can do about it. 709 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:29,720 MIMICS KING CHARLES: It's been in the family for years. 710 00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:32,920 The items he's bringing for repair are... 711 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:42,280 God, he's not had it very long, has he? 712 00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:45,440 This is the news that Charles and Camilla have decided on the date 713 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:48,240 set for their coronation. 714 00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:50,680 Also this week, an antique chair sold for a world 715 00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:55,760 record £40.4 million. 716 00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:04,600 But it's still safer than most Conservative seats. 717 00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:05,600 Fingers on buzzers, teams. 718 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:07,840 Here comes the next one. 719 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:16,160 This is the full English breakfast, which an academic this week has 720 00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:18,880 said isn't very English, and most of the constituents in it 721 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:19,880 don't come from England. 722 00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:25,200 And that's what they study now at university. 723 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:30,160 Why is someone not doing a study into the fact that people might have 724 00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:33,240 sourdough toast with a fry-up, which is the worst thing in the world. 725 00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:34,520 What's wrong with sourdough? 726 00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:36,880 Just because it rips your mouth apart and it's not 727 00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:38,720 as good as real toast. 728 00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:41,160 What is your problem with anybody else having sourdough toast? 729 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:44,600 Yeah, fascist! 730 00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:45,840 Yes, I will take that. 731 00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:48,640 I will take it. 732 00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:52,120 Where exactly is English breakfast from, then? 733 00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:55,160 A Cambridge academic, Doctor Ha-Joon Chang, 734 00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:57,800 claims in a new book that the breakfast can't be labelled 735 00:18:57,800 --> 00:19:00,040 English because the bacon is Danish. Yes. 736 00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:05,480 And the eggs could be from anywhere. 737 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:10,680 Well, they're from chickens, probably. 738 00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:16,480 He's got more bad news. 739 00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:19,120 Doctor Chang says fish and chips is not English either. 740 00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:24,200 According to him, that dish came to Britain from Spain or Portugal. 741 00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:29,320 Yeah, but it doesn't come from there every day, does it? 742 00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:30,800 What about Welsh rarebit? Scotch egg? 743 00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:31,800 Irish stew. 744 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:33,320 Lancashire hot pot. Lancashire hot pot. 745 00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:34,480 Where's that from? The Lebanon? 746 00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:36,200 And what about the traditional Christmas dinner? 747 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:37,600 What does he say about that? 748 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:39,480 This bloke's a right miserable sod, isn't he? 749 00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:42,280 Chang told the Radio Times... 750 00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:47,480 Cor. 751 00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:55,080 And the gravy's from the moon. 752 00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:59,760 Who is listening to this? Who is listening to this bloke for? 753 00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:03,200 Also, it isn't the individual parts, it's the ensemble. 754 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:07,280 Exactly. Using a good English word. 755 00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:11,920 Yeah. English ensemble. 756 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:14,080 I'll go around his house and stick a Cumberland 757 00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:15,800 sausage up his letterbox. 758 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:20,160 Where does that come from, mate? 759 00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:22,560 OK, sticking with breakfast, what new and exciting condiment has 760 00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:23,720 recently been released? 761 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:27,160 Do you release condiments? 762 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:31,840 Go, the world is yours! 763 00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:38,000 It is eggchup. 764 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,520 GROANS OF DISGUST. 765 00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:40,520 Oh, yes. 766 00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:42,200 Here it is. 767 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:44,040 Squeezable runny egg yolk. 768 00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:46,680 Ugh. 769 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:49,320 How has this section of the show being the most traumatic? 770 00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:51,720 Let's have a look at eggchup on a sandwich. 771 00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:53,360 GROANS OF DISGUST. 772 00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:54,400 Look at that. 773 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:55,440 No, no, no. 774 00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:56,640 Looks lovely. 775 00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:59,040 At least it's not sourdough. 776 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:00,600 JESS: That's not a yolk colour. 777 00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:03,120 Yeah, that looks kind of reddy. 778 00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:04,920 You're looking at the wrong bit. 779 00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:07,160 Is it the moat around the bap castle? 780 00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:10,520 It's, yes, it's the moat. 781 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:13,080 Then what the hell is that stuff, then? 782 00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:14,440 That's beanchup. 783 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:15,920 RICHARD GASPS. 784 00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:20,800 I don't care what it's been, what is it now? 785 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:25,920 This is the news that a sausage manufacturer in Yorkshire has 786 00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:28,080 released some new flavoured ketchups, including eggchup. 787 00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:29,080 Described as... 788 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:30,920 Very handy. 789 00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:36,080 You can just pick it up and squirt it directly onto your shirt. 790 00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:42,520 Time now for the Odd One Out round. 791 00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:43,960 Just one between you this week. 792 00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:44,960 Your four are... 793 00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:46,560 Diane Abbott. Worcestershire County Council. 794 00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:48,640 Wigan athletic Football Club. And Spinal Tap's Nigel Tufnel. 795 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:53,520 Nigel Tufnel famously has an amp that goes up to 11. 796 00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:56,120 Diane Abbott, there was some mocking for counting nonsense. 797 00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:59,080 Worcestershire County Council, there is a count in that. 798 00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:01,000 Is it something to do... 799 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:05,280 He's right, he's right. He's got there. 800 00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:07,520 That's one of the worst answers we've ever had. 801 00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:10,360 Thank you, thank you very much. 802 00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:12,360 Worcestershire County Council have failed to count something. 803 00:22:12,360 --> 00:22:13,840 They've failed in something. 804 00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:18,680 What have they failed at? 805 00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:20,320 There's 11 players on a football team. 806 00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:23,880 Yes, that's right. So that's 11. 807 00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:25,600 Is it something to do with that? 808 00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:27,000 Did they miscount to 11? 809 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,240 ADIL SIGHS. It's a good guess, though, isn't it? 810 00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:30,640 It's not. Let me tell you. 811 00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:31,720 It's not. 812 00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:33,880 They have all made a mathematical miscalculation except for 813 00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:35,960 Worcestershire County Council, who have made a spelling error. 814 00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:37,680 We hope it's Worcestershire and not County. 815 00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:38,800 Oh, no. 816 00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:39,800 It wasn't County. 817 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:41,640 Did they misspell Worcestershire? They must have done. 818 00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:43,080 No. Council then? 819 00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:46,320 That's the only other word we've mentioned out of the three. 820 00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:49,040 Worcestershire County Council don't just go round just only writing down 821 00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:50,440 the words Worcestershire County Council. 822 00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:55,680 Oh, I see. 823 00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:57,600 There are other words available for use by 824 00:22:57,600 --> 00:22:59,080 Worcestershire County Council. 825 00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:00,960 Inside knowledge. I'm going to go for Birmingham. 826 00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:02,160 Did they spell that wrong? 827 00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:04,200 I think Jess might have hit the bull's-eye. 828 00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:07,240 On a new road sign on the A448 they made this obvious error. 829 00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:09,760 Let's have a look. 830 00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:12,920 Oh, my God. 831 00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:18,040 Is this not a new sort of positive campaign. 832 00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:19,840 From now on it's Brimingham! It's Brimingham! 833 00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:21,600 Despite the error, local papers reported 834 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:22,680 that many drivers found it 835 00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:25,920 hard to notice the misspelling when driving past. 836 00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:28,000 Because the speed limit sign had been misprinted 837 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:31,640 as 200 instead of 20. 838 00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:36,480 Former Shadow Home Secretary Diane Abbott famously miscalculated police 839 00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:39,040 salaries in the run-up to the 2017 election, but what miscalculation 840 00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:42,080 put Wigan Athletic in trouble this week? 841 00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:44,640 Didn't they put 12 players on the pitch? 842 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,840 No. 843 00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:51,760 Did they put 13 players on the pitch? 844 00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:57,000 The goals were the wrong size? 845 00:23:57,600 --> 00:24:00,880 The goals were the wrong size. Yes, exactly that. 846 00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:03,520 They were hosting a game against Cardiff City in which it 847 00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:06,360 turns out the crossbar of one goal was two inches too tall. 848 00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:09,200 They lost the match with Cardiff scoring two in the illegal goal, 849 00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:11,400 including one that would have bounced off the crossbar 850 00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:13,640 if it weren't too tall. 851 00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:16,520 That can't be right because it would have bounced off the crossbar 852 00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:18,000 if it wasn't too tall. Well... 853 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,160 The crossbar's lower, so the ball is higher. 854 00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:23,560 I think... I don't care! 855 00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:26,560 Just leave me alone. 856 00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:28,720 How did Spinal Tap guitarist Nigel Tufnel once make 857 00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:32,520 a catastrophic mathematical error? 858 00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:35,200 With Stonehenge. Yes, what did he do? 859 00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:39,680 He put inches instead of feet on the stage design, 860 00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:43,200 so when Spinal Tap turned up, Stonehenge was this big. 861 00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:46,960 Let's have a look at the moment. 862 00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:52,080 LAUGHTER. 863 00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:10,160 Time now for the missing words around. 864 00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:11,800 This week features as its guest publication, 865 00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:14,200 Irish Naturist Association Newsletter. 866 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:17,680 I buy it for the craic. 867 00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:22,320 And we start with... 868 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:29,640 Is it from the Irish naturist thing, and is it the crack of dawn? 869 00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:31,880 Yeah, that's a cracker. 870 00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:35,320 It's not the crack of dawn, but it would have been a good one. 871 00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:38,960 When the clock strikes 12 the place to be is the Ring of Kerry. 872 00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:48,240 When the clock strikes 12 the place to be is the Happy Nude Year Party. 873 00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:51,360 Nudists love a New Year's Eve fireworks display. 874 00:25:51,360 --> 00:25:53,360 For a few minute it solves the embarrassing 875 00:25:53,360 --> 00:25:55,800 question of where to look. 876 00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:02,080 Judy Murray? 877 00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:03,960 It's going to be a face of something. 878 00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:05,200 The face of Elvis. 879 00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:07,400 The face of Charlton Heston. 880 00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:09,560 Paddington. 881 00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:11,440 You're more in the same area with Paddington. 882 00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:12,880 Rupert Bear. 883 00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:14,000 Yeah, you're more... 884 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,040 Rupert Murdoch. 885 00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:17,560 Winnie the Pooh. 886 00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:19,080 Michael Gove. Jacob Rees-Mogg. 887 00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:20,280 Shrek. 888 00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:23,680 Yes! 889 00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:28,240 Woman spots the face of Shrek in her curry. 890 00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:30,600 This week, Lisa from Enfield found the face of Shrek 891 00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:32,200 in her plate of green curry. 892 00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:37,080 Here it is. 893 00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:38,680 Lisa keeps seeing faces in her food. 894 00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:40,720 She looked at the curry's accompanying bread, 895 00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:43,160 and all she could see was her nan. 896 00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:45,880 GROANS. 897 00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:54,320 Make sure that you're wearing clothes. 898 00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:56,360 You're almost there. 899 00:26:56,360 --> 00:26:59,200 The most important thing to remember about the Irish naturist pub quiz 900 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:02,240 in Cork is clothing is optional. 901 00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:07,560 That can't be right. Yes. 902 00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:11,200 I've seen weirder things in Cork. Have you? 903 00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:13,960 Than people doing a pub quiz naked. 904 00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:17,080 I'm trying to think of anything weirder than doing a pub quiz naked. 905 00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:20,400 And I'm trying to think of a format I can sell to the BBC. 906 00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:21,440 APPLAUSE. 907 00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:26,440 Yes, you can call it Pantless. 908 00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:28,800 The final scores are, Ian and Richard, five. 909 00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:31,320 Paul and Jess, six. 910 00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:36,600 Well done. 911 00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:39,200 On which note we say thank you to our panellists, 912 00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:43,120 Ian Hislop and Richard Osman, Paul Merton and Jess Phillips. 913 00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:46,040 And I leave you with news that Downing Street confirmed that over 914 00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:48,800 the next few months Liz Truss hopes to meet all the major 915 00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:50,000 world leaders in person. 916 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:55,240 Oh dear, oh dear. 917 00:27:55,880 --> 00:28:00,160 In Norfolk, as energy prices continue to rise, 918 00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:02,560 locals move to a new residence to ensure a regular 919 00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:05,360 supply of warm gas. 920 00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:10,560 And at Jacob Rees-Mogg's town house in London, the hunt continues 921 00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:14,840 after his youngest member of staff goes missing. 922 00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:21,920 Good night. 923 00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:25,520 APPLAUSE.