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And just a few words. I'm looking
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forward to being completely out of
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forward to being completely out of
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forward to being completely out of
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forward to being completely out of
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forward to being completely out of
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date and the Chancellor having
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date and the Chancellor having
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date and the Chancellor having
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date and the Chancellor having
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date and the Chancellor having
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resigned before this areas. Typical
labour,

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resigned before this areas. Typical
labour, such

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resigned before this areas. Typical
labour, such a low

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resigned before this areas. Typical
labour, such a low expectation.

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resigned before this areas. Typical
labour, such a low expectation. The

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labour, such a low expectation. The
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labour, such a low expectation. The
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labour, such a low expectation. The
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labour, such a low expectation. The
Prime Minister will resign!

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This programme contains
some strong language

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APPLAUSE

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Good evening.

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Welcome to Have I Got News For You.

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I'm Adil Ray.

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In the news this week...

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At a B&Q in Wembley,
staff applaud a woman who has just

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spent three hours listening
to her husband list the pros

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and cons of their entire
range of lawnmowers.

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A new series of Total Wipeout
is rumoured to be in the works

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after presenter Richard Hammond
is spotted trying out the obstacles.

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And at Dover Castle,
a seagull spots a dropped chip

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at the worst possible moment.

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On Ian's team tonight
is a writer and broadcaster

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who recently quit Pointless,
a long-running and popular show

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which will now replace him
with a series of guest presenters.

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That'll never work.

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Please welcome Richard Osman.

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On Paul's team tonight is a Labour
MP and opponent of Liz Truss's

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economic policies who recently
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Westminster leaking into her office.

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So, no wonder she's
against "trickle-down" theory.

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Please welcome Jess Phillips.

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We begin with the bigger news
stories of the week.

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Ian and Richard,
take a look at this.

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That's the Prime Minister,
at a time of recording.

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That's the pound on its way
to see the dollar.

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Not doing a U-turn.

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Kwasi Kwarteng will be
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by Friday morning.

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He is there now.

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It is not going very well,
she has had another very bad week.

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The economy has tanked
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I mean obviously not me,
have said it is because her and her

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Chancellor are useless.

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In fact, it's the fault
of a number of other

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people, it's the OBR
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ELO.

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I'm going to have
to stick up for her.

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She said she would get
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Didn't waste any time.

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If she can tank the economy
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what she can do in two years.

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Nearly everything announced
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going to happen is all the pain
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It is about confidence
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which I know you don't,
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in markets and you ask the markets
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useless, you have to think again.

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It is interesting the markets
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of the anti-growth coalition.

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They are famously quite pro-growth.

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Do you think she has a plan?

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Is there something
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The fact that you guys are 90,000
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does that not scare them?

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They don't seem to have noticed!

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It scares me!

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We are all scared!

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On current polling there
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Iain Duncan Smith.

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So her right-hand man I guess
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What has he been doing this?

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He has dissed the OBR.

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Did you hear his speech
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many times he said the OBR?

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he speaks to them a lot.

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I speak to investors
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The OBR...

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I notice in that clip the man
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with his pen on the end of his nose.

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The man in the corner, look.

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Jacob Rees-Mogg,
he has been quite loyal

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throughout this, hasn't he?

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But he wasn't happy
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I think he was very upset,
as a lot of us, that Richey

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was voted off Strictly Come Dancing.

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Rishi was on?

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He can't stay in anything, can he?

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He accused the broadcaster
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after he stated that .

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The Business Secretary went
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was with the Bank of England.

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Here is Gillian Tett, the US editor
of the Financial Times,

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giving a nuanced approach
to Jacob Rees-Mogg's claims

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in an interview with Channel 4 News.

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Can you just give us
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Well, to use non-technical term,
that's pretty much bollocks.

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I mean, accusing
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Nadine Dorries came out
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is lurching to the right.

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That's the equivalent
of being attacked by Attila the Hun.

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Have a look at this sinister bit
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on the BBC this week,
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Talking of pushing the boundaries
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you guys do week in and week out
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Are you surprised with what you can
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INAUDIBLE.

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What were you saying?

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I was saying...

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There are a number of rebels making
trouble for Liz Truss.

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Nadine Dorries has been
writing in the Mail,

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what has she been writing about?

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Boris Johnson, she's always
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What are you suggesting?

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I am suggesting she
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How much?

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Loads.

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Nadine Dorries has been writing
in the Mail wishing for a Boris

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comeback although it's extremely
unlikely, she said.

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I am sure he is very busy
doing his surgeries and talking

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about the problems in Uxbridge.

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I'm sure his constituents are being
incredibly well served by him.

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Absolutely.

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CROWD: No, we're not!

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Back to energy,
you'd think people might appreciate

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some Government advice on how
to save energy.

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Why won't there be any?

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Because there is no Government.

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That is one half of it.

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There was a U-turn.

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Liz Truss blocked a Government
advertising campaign masterminded

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by Jacob Rees-Mogg advising people
on how to save on energy

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on the grounds that it was
too interventionist.

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I'm struggling with the phrase
masterminded by Jacob Rees-Mogg.

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This thing about Government advice,
do you think we should go as far

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as having public information
films right now?

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I used to love them.

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I mean, I have never climbed
an electricity pylon.

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And it'd be easier
for me than most people.

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Would you like to see
a public information film?

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Let's have a look at this one.

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This Christmas, with less energy
available, we must provide

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for essential services and hospitals
who will be at risk.

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We can save most by
heating one room only.

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So cut down at Christmas.

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Ho-ho-ho.

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Do you remember much about this?

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Ian would have gone through this,
one of the wings of his castle...

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Make sure you don't
fall in the moat.

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Where is the drawbridge, daddy?

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Nicola Sturgeon keeps
banging on about another

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independence referendum.

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Let it go, Nicola.

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But why is she in trouble this week?

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She said she despises the Tories.

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She said...

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That is a terrible thing to say,
you wouldn't say that?

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I don't detest them all.

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I detest some of them.

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What about Therese Coffey?

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Tory women all have shortened
versions of their names

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and so when I realised this,
I want one, but mine would be Jizz.

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So this is another volatile week
for Liz Truss's Government with more

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with more screeching U-turns.

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Liz Truss warned the
public this week...

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There will be one,
come the next election.

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After

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After Trade

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After Trade Minister

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After Trade Minister Conor

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After Trade Minister Conor Burns

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After Trade Minister Conor Burns was

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After Trade Minister Conor Burns was
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After Trade Minister Conor Burns was
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After Trade Minister Conor Burns was
sacked for allegedly

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After Trade Minister Conor Burns was
sacked for allegedly groping

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After Trade Minister Conor Burns was
sacked for allegedly groping a

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sacked for allegedly groping a
younger

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sacked for allegedly groping a
younger man,

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sacked for allegedly groping a
younger man, he

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sacked for allegedly groping a
younger man, he was

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sacked for allegedly groping a
younger man, he was replaced

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sacked for allegedly groping a
younger man, he was replaced by...

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younger man, he was replaced by...
It

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younger man, he was replaced by...
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younger man, he was replaced by...
It was --

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Well, it was either him
or Bob Arsetickler.

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According to the Mail,
the Prime Minister got a mixed

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reception as she tried to rally MPs
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in a private meeting.

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One attendee said:

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You laugh now
but come December it's how we'll be

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cooking our Christmas potato.

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Paul and Jess, have a look at this.

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yes, that's

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yes, that's Katie

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yes, that's Katie Boyle

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yes, that's Katie Boyle back

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yes, that's Katie Boyle back in

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yes, that's Katie Boyle back in the

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yes, that's Katie Boyle back in the
60s,

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yes, that's Katie Boyle back in the
60s, Eurovision

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yes, that's Katie Boyle back in the
60s, Eurovision Song

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yes, that's Katie Boyle back in the
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60s, Eurovision Song Contest,
Ukraine

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60s, Eurovision Song Contest,
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60s, Eurovision Song Contest,
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60s, Eurovision Song Contest,
Ukraine are the winners

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60s, Eurovision Song Contest,
Ukraine are the winners and

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60s, Eurovision Song Contest,
Ukraine are the winners and United

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Ukraine are the winners and United
Kingdom

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Ukraine are the winners and United
Kingdom came

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Ukraine are the winners and United
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Ukraine are the winners and United
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Ukraine are the winners and United
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Ukraine are the winners and United
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Kingdom came second last year so
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Kingdom came second last year so
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Kingdom came second last year so
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Kingdom came second last year so
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Kingdom came second last year so
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Kingdom came second last year so
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they were very happy. That's the
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they were very happy. That's the
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they were very happy. That's the
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they were very happy. That's the
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they were very happy. That's the
Chancellor of the Exchequer and

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they were very happy. That's the
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Chancellor of the Exchequer and the
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Chancellor of the Exchequer and the
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Chancellor of the Exchequer and the
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Chancellor of the Exchequer and the
people of Liverpool, very

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Chancellor of the Exchequer and the
people of Liverpool, very pleased

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people of Liverpool, very pleased
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people of Liverpool, very pleased
they won

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people of Liverpool, very pleased
they won the

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people of Liverpool, very pleased
they won the chance

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people of Liverpool, very pleased
they won the chance to

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people of Liverpool, very pleased
they won the chance to host

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people of Liverpool, very pleased
they won the chance to host the

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they won the chance to host the
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they won the chance to host the
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they won the chance to host the
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they won the chance to host the
Eurovision Song Contest. Ukraine

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they won the chance to host the
Eurovision Song Contest. Ukraine one

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Eurovision Song Contest. Ukraine one
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Eurovision Song Contest. Ukraine one
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Eurovision Song Contest. Ukraine one
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Eurovision Song Contest. Ukraine one
earlier this year but

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Eurovision Song Contest. Ukraine one
earlier this year but for

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Eurovision Song Contest. Ukraine one
earlier this year but for reasons

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earlier this year but for reasons
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earlier this year but for reasons
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earlier this year but for reasons
that are obviously

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earlier this year but for reasons
that are obviously won't

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earlier this year but for reasons
that are obviously won't be

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earlier this year but for reasons
that are obviously won't be holding

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that are obviously won't be holding
the

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that are obviously won't be holding
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that are obviously won't be holding
the event next

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that are obviously won't be holding
the event next year

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that are obviously won't be holding
the event next year so

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that are obviously won't be holding
the event next year so Liverpool

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the event next year so Liverpool
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the event next year so Liverpool
have won.

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the event next year so Liverpool
have won. How

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the event next year so Liverpool
have won. How did

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the event next year so Liverpool
have won. How did we

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the event next year so Liverpool
have won. How did we find

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the event next year so Liverpool
have won. How did we find out

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the event next year so Liverpool
have won. How did we find out that

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have won. How did we find out that
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have won. How did we find out that
Liverpool the

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have won. How did we find out that
Liverpool the hosts?

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have won. How did we find out that
Liverpool the hosts? It

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have won. How did we find out that
Liverpool the hosts? It was

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Liverpool the hosts? It was
announced.

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Liverpool the hosts? It was
announced. Yes,

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Liverpool the hosts? It was
announced. Yes, it

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Liverpool the hosts? It was
announced. Yes, it was

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Liverpool the hosts? It was
announced. Yes, it was announced.

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announced. Yes, it was announced.
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Some of us watch TV,

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Some of us watch TV, some

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Some of us watch TV, some others

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Some of us watch TV, some others
read

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Some of us watch TV, some others
read it

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Some of us watch TV, some others
read it on

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Some of us watch TV, some others
read it on the

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Some of us watch TV, some others
read it on the papers

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Some of us watch TV, some others
read it on the papers or

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Some of us watch TV, some others
read it on the papers or the

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read it on the papers or the
Internet.

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read it on the papers or the
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read it on the papers or the
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read it on the papers or the
Internet. Different for different

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Internet. Different for different
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Internet. Different for different
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Internet. Different for different
people. We are

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Internet. Different for different
people. We are now

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Internet. Different for different
people. We are now going

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Internet. Different for different
people. We are now going to

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Internet. Different for different
people. We are now going to go

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people. We are now going to go
through

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people. We are now going to go
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people. We are now going to go
through the entire

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people. We are now going to go
through the entire audience,

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people. We are now going to go
through the entire audience, yes,

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through the entire audience, yes,
how

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through the entire audience, yes,
how did

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through the entire audience, yes,
how did you

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through the entire audience, yes,
how did you find

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through the entire audience, yes,
how did you find out?

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through the entire audience, yes,
how did you find out? I

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through the entire audience, yes,
how did you find out? I just

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through the entire audience, yes,
how did you find out? I just found

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how did you find out? I just found
out

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how did you find out? I just found
out this

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how did you find out? I just found
out this minute.

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how did you find out? I just found
out this minute. It

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how did you find out? I just found
out this minute. It was

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how did you find out? I just found
out this minute. It was announced

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how did you find out? I just found
out this minute. It was announced by

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out this minute. It was announced by
Graham

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out this minute. It was announced by
Graham Norton

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out this minute. It was announced by
Graham Norton and

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out this minute. It was announced by
Graham Norton and here

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out this minute. It was announced by
Graham Norton and here he

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out this minute. It was announced by
Graham Norton and here he is,

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out this minute. It was announced by
Graham Norton and here he is, but

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Graham Norton and here he is, but
some

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Graham Norton and here he is, but
some eagle

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Graham Norton and here he is, but
some eagle eyed

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Graham Norton and here he is, but
some eagle eyed viewers

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Graham Norton and here he is, but
some eagle eyed viewers pointed

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Graham Norton and here he is, but
some eagle eyed viewers pointed out

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some eagle eyed viewers pointed out
that

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some eagle eyed viewers pointed out
that Graham

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some eagle eyed viewers pointed out
that Graham Norton

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some eagle eyed viewers pointed out
that Graham Norton ruin

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some eagle eyed viewers pointed out
that Graham Norton ruin the

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some eagle eyed viewers pointed out
that Graham Norton ruin the surprise

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that Graham Norton ruin the surprise
is

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that Graham Norton ruin the surprise
is the

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that Graham Norton ruin the surprise
is the card

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that Graham Norton ruin the surprise
is the card he

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that Graham Norton ruin the surprise
is the card he was

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that Graham Norton ruin the surprise
is the card he was holding

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that Graham Norton ruin the surprise
is the card he was holding had

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that Graham Norton ruin the surprise
is the card he was holding had this

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is the card he was holding had this
written

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is the card he was holding had this
written on

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is the card he was holding had this
written on it.

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is the card he was holding had this
written on it. I

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is the card he was holding had this
written on it. I mean,

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is the card he was holding had this
written on it. I mean, I

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is the card he was holding had this
written on it. I mean, I would

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written on it. I mean, I would
rather

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written on it. I mean, I would
rather Ukraine

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written on it. I mean, I would
rather Ukraine hosting

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written on it. I mean, I would
rather Ukraine hosting it

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written on it. I mean, I would
rather Ukraine hosting it but

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written on it. I mean, I would
rather Ukraine hosting it but given

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rather Ukraine hosting it but given
they

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rather Ukraine hosting it but given
they are

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rather Ukraine hosting it but given
they are not

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rather Ukraine hosting it but given
they are not it

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rather Ukraine hosting it but given
they are not it is

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rather Ukraine hosting it but given
they are not it is exciting

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rather Ukraine hosting it but given
they are not it is exciting we

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rather Ukraine hosting it but given
they are not it is exciting we are

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they are not it is exciting we are
hosting

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they are not it is exciting we are
hosting it.

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they are not it is exciting we are
hosting it. Do

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they are not it is exciting we are
hosting it. Do you

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they are not it is exciting we are
hosting it. Do you think

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they are not it is exciting we are
hosting it. Do you think we

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they are not it is exciting we are
hosting it. Do you think we will

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they are not it is exciting we are
hosting it. Do you think we will get

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hosting it. Do you think we will get
some

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hosting it. Do you think we will get
some right

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hosting it. Do you think we will get
some right back

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hosting it. Do you think we will get
some right back to

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hosting it. Do you think we will get
some right back to do

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hosting it. Do you think we will get
some right back to do our

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hosting it. Do you think we will get
some right back to do our song

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hosting it. Do you think we will get
some right back to do our song this

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some right back to do our song this
year?

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some right back to do our song this
year? Oh,

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some right back to do our song this
year? Oh, yes.

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some right back to do our song this
year? Oh, yes. Richard,

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some right back to do our song this
year? Oh, yes. Richard, have

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some right back to do our song this
year? Oh, yes. Richard, have you

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year? Oh, yes. Richard, have you
seen

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year? Oh, yes. Richard, have you
seen this

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year? Oh, yes. Richard, have you
seen this programme

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year? Oh, yes. Richard, have you
seen this programme before?

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year? Oh, yes. Richard, have you
seen this programme before? He

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year? Oh, yes. Richard, have you
seen this programme before? He has

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seen this programme before? He has
never

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seen this programme before? He has
never heard

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seen this programme before? He has
never heard of

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seen this programme before? He has
never heard of Vera

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seen this programme before? He has
never heard of Vera Lynn.

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seen this programme before? He has
never heard of Vera Lynn. I

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seen this programme before? He has
never heard of Vera Lynn. I did

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seen this programme before? He has
never heard of Vera Lynn. I did the

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never heard of Vera Lynn. I did the
UK

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never heard of Vera Lynn. I did the
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never heard of Vera Lynn. I did the
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never heard of Vera Lynn. I did the
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never heard of Vera Lynn. I did the
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never heard of Vera Lynn. I did the
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UK votes once for Eurovision, the
single

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UK votes once for Eurovision, the
single best

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UK votes once for Eurovision, the
single best thing

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UK votes once for Eurovision, the
single best thing I

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UK votes once for Eurovision, the
single best thing I have

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UK votes once for Eurovision, the
single best thing I have ever

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UK votes once for Eurovision, the
single best thing I have ever done

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single best thing I have ever done
in

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single best thing I have ever done
in television.

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single best thing I have ever done
in television. 12

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single best thing I have ever done
in television. 12 points,

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single best thing I have ever done
in television. 12 points, go

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single best thing I have ever done
in television. 12 points, go to

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in television. 12 points, go to
Georgia.

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in television. 12 points, go to
Georgia. Was

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in television. 12 points, go to
Georgia. Was she

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in television. 12 points, go to
Georgia. Was she singing?

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in television. 12 points, go to
Georgia. Was she singing? On

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in television. 12 points, go to
Georgia. Was she singing? On the

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Georgia. Was she singing? On the
subject

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Georgia. Was she singing? On the
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Georgia. Was she singing? On the
subject of Ukraine,

478
00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:44,520
Georgia. Was she singing? On the
subject of Ukraine, it

479
00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:44,640
Georgia. Was she singing? On the
subject of Ukraine, it was

480
00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:45,360
Georgia. Was she singing? On the
subject of Ukraine, it was Vladimir

481
00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:45,680
subject of Ukraine, it was Vladimir
Putin's

482
00:12:45,680 --> 00:12:45,880
subject of Ukraine, it was Vladimir
Putin's 70th

483
00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:46,000
subject of Ukraine, it was Vladimir
Putin's 70th birthday

484
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:46,360
subject of Ukraine, it was Vladimir
Putin's 70th birthday last

485
00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:46,560
subject of Ukraine, it was Vladimir
Putin's 70th birthday last week.

486
00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:46,760
subject of Ukraine, it was Vladimir
Putin's 70th birthday last week. He

487
00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:46,880
Putin's 70th birthday last week. He
doesn't

488
00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:47,160
Putin's 70th birthday last week. He
doesn't look

489
00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:48,440
Putin's 70th birthday last week. He
doesn't look 70.

490
00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:49,360
Putin's 70th birthday last week. He
doesn't look 70. He

491
00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:49,640
Putin's 70th birthday last week. He
doesn't look 70. He looks

492
00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:51,440
Putin's 70th birthday last week. He
doesn't look 70. He looks good.

493
00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:52,440
Putin's 70th birthday last week. He
doesn't look 70. He looks good. I

494
00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:52,520
doesn't look 70. He looks good. I
wouldn't

495
00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:52,800
doesn't look 70. He looks good. I
wouldn't say

496
00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:52,880
doesn't look 70. He looks good. I
wouldn't say good.

497
00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:53,160
doesn't look 70. He looks good. I
wouldn't say good. On

498
00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:53,360
doesn't look 70. He looks good. I
wouldn't say good. On Saturday

499
00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:54,000
doesn't look 70. He looks good. I
wouldn't say good. On Saturday an

500
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:54,120
wouldn't say good. On Saturday an
explosion

501
00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:54,240
wouldn't say good. On Saturday an
explosion on

502
00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:54,520
wouldn't say good. On Saturday an
explosion on the

503
00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:54,640
wouldn't say good. On Saturday an
explosion on the bridge

504
00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:54,920
wouldn't say good. On Saturday an
explosion on the bridge that

505
00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:55,960
explosion on the bridge that
connects

506
00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:56,160
explosion on the bridge that
connects Russia

507
00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:56,360
explosion on the bridge that
connects Russia to

508
00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:56,560
explosion on the bridge that
connects Russia to the

509
00:12:56,560 --> 00:12:56,880
explosion on the bridge that
connects Russia to the illegally

510
00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:57,000
connects Russia to the illegally
annexed

511
00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:57,440
connects Russia to the illegally
annexed Crimea

512
00:12:57,440 --> 00:12:57,680
connects Russia to the illegally
annexed Crimea caused

513
00:12:57,680 --> 00:12:57,880
connects Russia to the illegally
annexed Crimea caused it

514
00:12:57,880 --> 00:12:58,120
connects Russia to the illegally
annexed Crimea caused it to

515
00:12:58,120 --> 00:12:58,960
annexed Crimea caused it to
collapse.

516
00:12:58,960 --> 00:12:59,360
annexed Crimea caused it to
collapse. All

517
00:12:59,360 --> 00:12:59,560
annexed Crimea caused it to
collapse. All of

518
00:12:59,560 --> 00:12:59,760
annexed Crimea caused it to
collapse. All of the

519
00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:00,000
annexed Crimea caused it to
collapse. All of the Ukrainian

520
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:00,120
collapse. All of the Ukrainian
Government

521
00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:00,320
collapse. All of the Ukrainian
Government haven't

522
00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:00,560
collapse. All of the Ukrainian
Government haven't officially

523
00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:02,040
collapse. All of the Ukrainian
Government haven't officially taken

524
00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:02,360
Government haven't officially taken
responsibility

525
00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:02,480
Government haven't officially taken
responsibility but

526
00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:02,800
Government haven't officially taken
responsibility but there

527
00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:02,960
Government haven't officially taken
responsibility but there were

528
00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:03,200
Government haven't officially taken
responsibility but there were a

529
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:03,440
Government haven't officially taken
responsibility but there were a few

530
00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:03,600
responsibility but there were a few
clues

531
00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:03,840
responsibility but there were a few
clues that

532
00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:04,000
responsibility but there were a few
clues that they

533
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:04,200
responsibility but there were a few
clues that they may

534
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:04,280
responsibility but there were a few
clues that they may have

535
00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:04,600
responsibility but there were a few
clues that they may have been

536
00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:04,840
responsibility but there were a few
clues that they may have been behind

537
00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:10,440
clues that they may have been behind
it.

538
00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:18,240
UN

539
00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:18,720
UN posted

540
00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:19,000
UN posted footage

541
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:19,440
UN posted footage of

542
00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:19,800
UN posted footage of Marilyn

543
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:20,560
UN posted footage of Marilyn Monroe

544
00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:21,480
UN posted footage of Marilyn Monroe
singing

545
00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:22,080
UN posted footage of Marilyn Monroe
singing happy

546
00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:22,320
UN posted footage of Marilyn Monroe
singing happy birthday,

547
00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:22,400
UN posted footage of Marilyn Monroe
singing happy birthday, Mr

548
00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:22,680
singing happy birthday, Mr
President.

549
00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:24,080
singing happy birthday, Mr
President. The

550
00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:24,320
singing happy birthday, Mr
President. The Ukrainian

551
00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:25,160
singing happy birthday, Mr
President. The Ukrainian government

552
00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:25,280
President. The Ukrainian government
tweeted,

553
00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:25,520
President. The Ukrainian government
tweeted, sick

554
00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:25,720
President. The Ukrainian government
tweeted, sick burn.

555
00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:26,520
President. The Ukrainian government
tweeted, sick burn. They

556
00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:26,720
President. The Ukrainian government
tweeted, sick burn. They tweeted

557
00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:27,280
President. The Ukrainian government
tweeted, sick burn. They tweeted a

558
00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:27,560
tweeted, sick burn. They tweeted a
commemoratives

559
00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:27,800
tweeted, sick burn. They tweeted a
commemoratives damp

560
00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:27,960
tweeted, sick burn. They tweeted a
commemoratives damp with

561
00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:28,200
tweeted, sick burn. They tweeted a
commemoratives damp with this

562
00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:30,360
commemoratives damp with this
design.

563
00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:30,480
commemoratives damp with this
design. Why

564
00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:31,440
commemoratives damp with this
design. Why else

565
00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:32,040
commemoratives damp with this
design. Why else wasn't

566
00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:32,240
commemoratives damp with this
design. Why else wasn't it

567
00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:33,200
commemoratives damp with this
design. Why else wasn't it a

568
00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:33,680
commemoratives damp with this
design. Why else wasn't it a very

569
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:33,800
design. Why else wasn't it a very
fun

570
00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:34,000
design. Why else wasn't it a very
fun birthday

571
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:34,120
design. Why else wasn't it a very
fun birthday for

572
00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:34,280
design. Why else wasn't it a very
fun birthday for Vladimir

573
00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:35,560
design. Why else wasn't it a very
fun birthday for Vladimir Putin?

574
00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:35,760
design. Why else wasn't it a very
fun birthday for Vladimir Putin? Did

575
00:13:35,760 --> 00:13:36,200
fun birthday for Vladimir Putin? Did
he

576
00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:36,320
fun birthday for Vladimir Putin? Did
he want

577
00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:37,120
fun birthday for Vladimir Putin? Did
he want Glasgow

578
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:37,320
fun birthday for Vladimir Putin? Did
he want Glasgow to

579
00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:37,520
fun birthday for Vladimir Putin? Did
he want Glasgow to win

580
00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:38,880
fun birthday for Vladimir Putin? Did
he want Glasgow to win Eurovision?

581
00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:39,120
he want Glasgow to win Eurovision?
He

582
00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:39,320
he want Glasgow to win Eurovision?
He had

583
00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:39,800
he want Glasgow to win Eurovision?
He had to

584
00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:40,160
he want Glasgow to win Eurovision?
He had to call

585
00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:40,360
he want Glasgow to win Eurovision?
He had to call off

586
00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:40,720
he want Glasgow to win Eurovision?
He had to call off his

587
00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:40,800
he want Glasgow to win Eurovision?
He had to call off his official

588
00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:41,560
He had to call off his official
birthday

589
00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:41,800
He had to call off his official
birthday celebration

590
00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:42,200
He had to call off his official
birthday celebration but

591
00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:42,320
He had to call off his official
birthday celebration but luckily

592
00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:42,720
He had to call off his official
birthday celebration but luckily for

593
00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:42,880
birthday celebration but luckily for
Putin

594
00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:43,160
birthday celebration but luckily for
Putin and

595
00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:43,280
birthday celebration but luckily for
Putin and his

596
00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:43,560
birthday celebration but luckily for
Putin and his friends

597
00:13:43,560 --> 00:13:44,400
birthday celebration but luckily for
Putin and his friends cheered

598
00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:44,600
birthday celebration but luckily for
Putin and his friends cheered him

599
00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:45,480
birthday celebration but luckily for
Putin and his friends cheered him up

600
00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:45,640
Putin and his friends cheered him up
with

601
00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:45,760
Putin and his friends cheered him up
with some

602
00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:45,920
Putin and his friends cheered him up
with some messages

603
00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:46,040
Putin and his friends cheered him up
with some messages and

604
00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:48,080
Putin and his friends cheered him up
with some messages and gifts.

605
00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:48,400
Putin and his friends cheered him up
with some messages and gifts. What

606
00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:49,360
with some messages and gifts. What
did

607
00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:49,680
with some messages and gifts. What
did Putin

608
00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:49,800
with some messages and gifts. What
did Putin get

609
00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:50,080
with some messages and gifts. What
did Putin get from

610
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:50,280
with some messages and gifts. What
did Putin get from Belarus

611
00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:50,360
with some messages and gifts. What
did Putin get from Belarus leader

612
00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:50,640
did Putin get from Belarus leader
Alexander

613
00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:52,160
did Putin get from Belarus leader
Alexander Lukashenko?

614
00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:52,360
did Putin get from Belarus leader
Alexander Lukashenko? He

615
00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:52,680
did Putin get from Belarus leader
Alexander Lukashenko? He got

616
00:13:52,680 --> 00:13:52,800
did Putin get from Belarus leader
Alexander Lukashenko? He got a

617
00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:53,720
Alexander Lukashenko? He got a
tractor.

618
00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:53,920
Alexander Lukashenko? He got a
tractor. He

619
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:54,160
Alexander Lukashenko? He got a
tractor. He did

620
00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:54,440
Alexander Lukashenko? He got a
tractor. He did get

621
00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:54,760
Alexander Lukashenko? He got a
tractor. He did get a

622
00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:54,880
Alexander Lukashenko? He got a
tractor. He did get a voucher

623
00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:55,120
Alexander Lukashenko? He got a
tractor. He did get a voucher for

624
00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:55,440
Alexander Lukashenko? He got a
tractor. He did get a voucher for a

625
00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:56,200
tractor. He did get a voucher for a
tractor

626
00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:56,400
tractor. He did get a voucher for a
tractor and

627
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:56,600
tractor. He did get a voucher for a
tractor and there

628
00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:56,800
tractor. He did get a voucher for a
tractor and there it

629
00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:57,800
tractor. He did get a voucher for a
tractor and there it is.

630
00:13:57,800 --> 00:13:58,040
tractor. He did get a voucher for a
tractor and there it is. That

631
00:13:58,040 --> 00:13:58,240
tractor. He did get a voucher for a
tractor and there it is. That is

632
00:13:58,240 --> 00:13:58,480
tractor. He did get a voucher for a
tractor and there it is. That is the

633
00:13:58,480 --> 00:13:58,600
tractor and there it is. That is the
entire

634
00:13:58,600 --> 00:13:58,840
tractor and there it is. That is the
entire Belarus

635
00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:03,280
tractor and there it is. That is the
entire Belarus army.

636
00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:05,440
What was his gift from
the president of Tajikistan?

637
00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:07,800
I'm the only one who took
an interest in this.

638
00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:08,840
Go on.

639
00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:11,800
He was given a pyramid of melons.

640
00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:15,440
Let's have a look.

641
00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:20,600
I mean, that's why you'd
rather have a voucher.

642
00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:23,800
This is the announcement
that the Eurovision Song Contest

643
00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:27,720
will be held on behalf of Ukraine
in the city of Liverpool.

644
00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:30,760
The bridge linking Russia to Crimea
was wrecked by an explosion the day

645
00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:34,600
after Putin's 70th birthday.

646
00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:37,640
According to the Mirror, the blast
set fire to seven oil tankers.

647
00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:42,720
And try as he might, the birthday
boy couldn't blow them out.

648
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:45,760
And so to round two,
The Jigsaw of News.

649
00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:48,560
Fingers on buzzers, teams.

650
00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:53,240
We've got a new king.

651
00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:54,720
We have got a new king.

652
00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:55,720
Say what?

653
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:56,960
Yeah.

654
00:14:56,960 --> 00:15:00,360
But what's the story specifically?

655
00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:02,040
It's the coronation.

656
00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:04,840
The coronation of the King next May,
but essentially they are not

657
00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:06,360
coinciding with the FA Cup final.

658
00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:08,720
Yes, this is the devastating news
that King Charles's coronation

659
00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:10,400
might not be an extra bank holiday.

660
00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:13,200
Oh.

661
00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:16,480
It will take place on the 6th
of May, a Saturday.

662
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:19,320
Some noted this might be in order
to avoid any more damaging

663
00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:22,040
effect on the economy.

664
00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:24,600
King Charles must have thought,
it's going to be a tough

665
00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:26,000
month or so for me.

666
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:29,280
I'm following up someone
who is extraordinary.

667
00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:34,400
When he meets Liz Truss he must
say thank lock for you.

668
00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:38,160
He actually said something
not quite as expletive,

669
00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:40,360
but pretty much as good.

670
00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:41,600
Have you got the footage?

671
00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:42,680
Yes, we have.

672
00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,280
The Prime Minister, your Majesty.

673
00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:55,240
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE.

674
00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,360
He said, you're back again,
presuming that after a week

675
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:05,600
she would have gone.

676
00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:08,280
I think in everyone's defence,
he is saying, dear, oh dear,

677
00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:10,480
because they are on TV,
and he's like, this

678
00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:12,120
is a bit weird, isn't it.
Yeah.

679
00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:13,520
I think is what he's saying.

680
00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:15,560
Richard Osman will be back.

681
00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:20,240
At the coronation, what does Charles
want at his ceremony

682
00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:23,880
At the coronation, what does Charles
want at his ceremony?

683
00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:25,520
What did he ask for?

684
00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:26,960
Is it me?
Oh my goodness.

685
00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:28,960
Is it me?!
Wow.

686
00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:33,040
I think he's just going
to have a voucher.

687
00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:35,200
According to the Mail,
Charles has an instinctive aversion

688
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:36,720
to pomp in the wrong circumstances.

689
00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:38,520
Do you get those kind
of aversions, Paul?

690
00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:41,200
No, I've managed to fight
them off over the years.

691
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:44,520
There is a row about the crown.
There is a row about the crown.

692
00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:46,240
Tell us about the row the crown.

693
00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:48,320
Well, I think it's gone
downhill in season four.

694
00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:51,480
The Koh-i-Noor Diamond.

695
00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:53,360
The Koh-i-Noor Diamond,
what is the row about?

696
00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:56,000
It's only on the crown that
Camilla is going to wear.

697
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,360
It's something you could probably
get rid of, and most

698
00:16:58,360 --> 00:17:00,120
people would be happy.

699
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:01,080
And various other
governments say it's theirs.

700
00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:03,120
The Indian government,
Iranian government.

701
00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:05,320
There's a whole lot of other people,
due to its history saying,

702
00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:07,320
this isn't even British.
Yeah.

703
00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:11,640
So in fact she is wearing a crown
from a Christmas cracker...

704
00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:15,080
What BBC show is Prince
Charles set to appear on?

705
00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:20,160
The Repair Shop.
Yes.

706
00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:23,200
The Repair Shop, he's taking
in Prince Andrew's reputation to see

707
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:24,640
what they can do about it.

708
00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:29,760
MIMICS KING CHARLES: It's been
in the family for years.

709
00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:33,000
The items he's bringing
for repair are...

710
00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:42,360
God, he's not had it
very long, has he?

711
00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:45,480
This is the news that Charles
and Camilla have decided on the date

712
00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:48,320
set for their coronation.

713
00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:50,760
Also this week, an antique
chair sold for a world

714
00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:55,840
record £40.4 million.

715
00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:04,640
But it's still safer
than most Conservative seats.

716
00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:05,640
Fingers on buzzers, teams.

717
00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:07,880
Here comes the next one.

718
00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:16,240
This is the full English breakfast,
which an academic this week has

719
00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:18,920
said isn't very English,
and most of the constituents in it

720
00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:19,960
don't come from England.

721
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:25,280
And that's what they study
now at university.

722
00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:30,240
Why is someone not doing a study
into the fact that people might have

723
00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:33,320
sourdough toast with a fry-up, which
is the worst thing in the world.

724
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:34,600
What's wrong with sourdough?

725
00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:36,920
Just because it rips your
mouth apart and it's not

726
00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:38,800
as good as real toast.

727
00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:41,200
What is your problem with anybody
else having sourdough toast?

728
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:44,680
Yeah, fascist!

729
00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:45,880
Yes, I will take that.

730
00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:48,720
I will take it.

731
00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:52,200
Where exactly is English
breakfast from, then?

732
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:55,240
A Cambridge academic,
Doctor Ha-Joon Chang,

733
00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:57,880
claims in a new book
that the breakfast can't be labelled

734
00:18:57,880 --> 00:19:00,120
English because the bacon is Danish.
Yes.

735
00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:05,560
And the eggs could be from anywhere.

736
00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:10,720
Well, they're from
chickens, probably.

737
00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:16,560
He's got more bad news.

738
00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:19,200
Doctor Chang says fish and chips
is not English either.

739
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:24,280
According to him, that dish came
to Britain from Spain or Portugal.

740
00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:29,400
Yeah, but it doesn't come
from there every day, does it?

741
00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:30,880
What about Welsh rarebit?
Scotch egg?

742
00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:31,880
Irish stew.

743
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:33,400
Lancashire hot pot.
Lancashire hot pot.

744
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:34,560
Where's that from?
The Lebanon?

745
00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:36,240
And what about the traditional
Christmas dinner?

746
00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:37,680
What does he say about that?

747
00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:39,560
This bloke's a right
miserable sod, isn't he?

748
00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:42,320
Chang told the Radio Times...

749
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:47,520
Cor.

750
00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:55,160
And the gravy's from the moon.

751
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:59,840
Who is listening to this?
Who is listening to this bloke for?

752
00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:03,280
Also, it isn't the individual
parts, it's the ensemble.

753
00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:07,360
Exactly.
Using a good English word.

754
00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:12,000
Yeah.
English ensemble.

755
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,160
I'll go around his house
and stick a Cumberland

756
00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:15,840
sausage up his letterbox.

757
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:20,240
Where does that come from, mate?

758
00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:22,640
OK, sticking with breakfast,
what new and exciting condiment has

759
00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:23,800
recently been released?

760
00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:27,240
Do you release condiments?

761
00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:31,920
Go, the world is yours!

762
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,080
It is eggchup.

763
00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:39,600
GROANS OF DISGUST.

764
00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:40,600
Oh, yes.

765
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:42,280
Here it is.

766
00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:44,080
Squeezable runny egg yolk.

767
00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:46,760
Ugh.

768
00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:49,400
How has this section of the show
being the most traumatic?

769
00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:51,800
Let's have a look at
eggchup on a sandwich.

770
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:53,440
GROANS OF DISGUST.

771
00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:54,440
Look at that.

772
00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:55,520
No, no, no.

773
00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:56,680
Looks lovely.

774
00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:59,120
At least it's not sourdough.

775
00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:00,680
JESS: That's not a yolk colour.

776
00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:03,160
Yeah, that looks kind of reddy.

777
00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:05,000
You're looking at the wrong bit.

778
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,200
Is it the moat around
the bap castle?

779
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:10,600
It's, yes, it's the moat.

780
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:13,160
Then what the hell
is that stuff, then?

781
00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:14,480
That's beanchup.

782
00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:16,000
RICHARD GASPS.

783
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:20,880
I don't care what it's
been, what is it now?

784
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:25,960
This is the news that a sausage
manufacturer in Yorkshire has

785
00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:28,120
released some new flavoured
ketchups, including eggchup.

786
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,160
Described as...

787
00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:31,000
Very handy.

788
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:36,160
You can just pick it up and squirt
it directly onto your shirt.

789
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:42,560
Time now for the Odd One Out round.

790
00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:44,000
Just one between you this week.

791
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,040
Your four are...

792
00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:46,640
Diane Abbott.
Worcestershire County Council.

793
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:48,720
Wigan athletic Football Club.
And Spinal Tap's Nigel Tufnel.

794
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:53,600
Nigel Tufnel famously has
an amp that goes up to 11.

795
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:56,200
Diane Abbott, there was some mocking
for counting nonsense.

796
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:59,120
Worcestershire County Council,
there is a count in that.

797
00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:01,080
Is it something to do...

798
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:05,360
He's right, he's right.
He's got there.

799
00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:07,560
That's one of the worst
answers we've ever had.

800
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:10,440
Thank you, thank you very much.

801
00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:12,440
Worcestershire County Council have
failed to count something.

802
00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:13,880
They've failed in something.

803
00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:18,760
What have they failed at?

804
00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:20,400
There's 11 players
on a football team.

805
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:23,920
Yes, that's right.
So that's 11.

806
00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:25,640
Is it something to do with that?

807
00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:27,080
Did they miscount to 11?

808
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:29,320
ADIL SIGHS.
It's a good guess, though, isn't it?

809
00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:30,720
It's not.
Let me tell you.

810
00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:31,800
It's not.

811
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:33,960
They have all made a mathematical
miscalculation except for

812
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:36,040
Worcestershire County Council,
who have made a spelling error.

813
00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:37,720
We hope it's Worcestershire
and not County.

814
00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:38,840
Oh, no.

815
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:39,880
It wasn't County.

816
00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:41,720
Did they misspell Worcestershire?
They must have done.

817
00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:43,160
No.
Council then?

818
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:46,400
That's the only other word we've
mentioned out of the three.

819
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:49,120
Worcestershire County Council don't
just go round just only writing down

820
00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:50,520
the words Worcestershire County
Council.

821
00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:55,720
Oh, I see.

822
00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:57,680
There are other words
available for use by

823
00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:59,160
Worcestershire County Council.

824
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:01,000
Inside knowledge.
I'm going to go for Birmingham.

825
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,240
Did they spell that wrong?

826
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:04,280
I think Jess might have
hit the bull's-eye.

827
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:07,280
On a new road sign on the A448
they made this obvious error.

828
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:09,800
Let's have a look.

829
00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:13,000
Oh, my God.

830
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:18,120
Is this not a new sort
of positive campaign.

831
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:19,920
From now on it's Brimingham!
It's Brimingham!

832
00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:21,680
Despite the error,
local papers reported

833
00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:22,760
that many drivers found
it

834
00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:26,000
hard to notice the misspelling
when driving past.

835
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,080
Because the speed limit
sign had been misprinted

836
00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:31,720
as 200 instead of 20.

837
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:36,560
Former Shadow Home Secretary Diane
Abbott famously miscalculated police

838
00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:39,120
salaries in the run-up to the 2017
election, but what miscalculation

839
00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:42,160
put Wigan Athletic
in trouble this week?

840
00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:44,720
Didn't they put 12
players on the pitch?

841
00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:46,920
No.

842
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:51,840
Did they put 13
players on the pitch?

843
00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:57,040
The goals were the wrong size?

844
00:23:57,680 --> 00:24:00,960
The goals were the wrong size.
Yes, exactly that.

845
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:03,600
They were hosting a game
against Cardiff City in which it

846
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:06,440
turns out the crossbar of one goal
was two inches too tall.

847
00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:09,280
They lost the match with Cardiff
scoring two in the illegal goal,

848
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:11,440
including one that would have
bounced off the crossbar

849
00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:13,720
if it weren't too tall.

850
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:16,600
That can't be right because it
would have bounced off the crossbar

851
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:18,080
if it wasn't too tall.
Well...

852
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:20,240
The crossbar's lower,
so the ball is higher.

853
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:23,600
I think...
I don't care!

854
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:26,640
Just leave me alone.

855
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:28,760
How did Spinal Tap guitarist
Nigel Tufnel once make

856
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:32,600
a catastrophic mathematical error?

857
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:35,280
With Stonehenge.
Yes, what did he do?

858
00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:39,760
He put inches instead of feet
on the stage design,

859
00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:43,240
so when Spinal Tap turned up,
Stonehenge was this big.

860
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:47,040
Let's have a look at the moment.

861
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:52,120
LAUGHTER.

862
00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:10,240
Time now for the missing
words around.

863
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:11,880
This week features
as its guest publication,

864
00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:14,280
Irish Naturist Association
Newsletter.

865
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:17,720
I buy it for the craic.

866
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:22,360
And we start with...

867
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:29,720
Is it from the Irish naturist thing,
and is it the crack of dawn?

868
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:31,960
Yeah, that's a cracker.

869
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:35,400
It's not the crack of dawn,
but it would have been a good one.

870
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:39,000
When the clock strikes 12 the place
to be is the Ring of Kerry.

871
00:25:43,120 --> 00:25:48,320
When the clock strikes 12 the place
to be is the Happy Nude Year Party.

872
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,440
Nudists love a New Year's Eve
fireworks display.

873
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:53,400
For a few minute it
solves the embarrassing

874
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:55,880
question of where to look.

875
00:25:58,120 --> 00:26:02,160
Judy Murray?

876
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:04,000
It's going to be
a face of something.

877
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,240
The face of Elvis.

878
00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:07,480
The face of Charlton Heston.

879
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:09,640
Paddington.

880
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:11,480
You're more in the same
area with Paddington.

881
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:12,960
Rupert Bear.

882
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:14,080
Yeah, you're more...

883
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:15,080
Rupert Murdoch.

884
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:17,640
Winnie the Pooh.

885
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:19,120
Michael Gove.
Jacob Rees-Mogg.

886
00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:20,320
Shrek.

887
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:23,760
Yes!

888
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:28,320
Woman spots the face
of Shrek in her curry.

889
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:30,640
This week, Lisa from Enfield
found the face of Shrek

890
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:32,240
in her plate of green curry.

891
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:37,120
Here it is.

892
00:26:37,120 --> 00:26:38,760
Lisa keeps seeing faces in her food.

893
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:40,800
She looked at the curry's
accompanying bread,

894
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:43,200
and all she could see
was her nan.

895
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:45,920
GROANS.

896
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:54,400
Make sure that you're
wearing clothes.

897
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:56,440
You're almost there.

898
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:59,240
The most important thing to remember
about the Irish naturist pub quiz

899
00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:02,320
in Cork is clothing is optional.

900
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:07,600
That can't be right.
Yes.

901
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:11,240
I've seen weirder things in Cork.
Have you?

902
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:14,040
Than people doing a pub quiz naked.

903
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:17,160
I'm trying to think of anything
weirder than doing a pub quiz naked.

904
00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:20,480
And I'm trying to think of a format
I can sell to the BBC.

905
00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:21,480
APPLAUSE.

906
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:26,520
Yes, you can call it Pantless.

907
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:28,840
The final scores are,
Ian and Richard, five.

908
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:31,360
Paul and Jess, six.

909
00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:36,680
Well done.

910
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:39,280
On which note we say thank
you to our panellists,

911
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:43,200
Ian Hislop and Richard Osman,
Paul Merton and Jess Phillips.

912
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:46,120
And I leave you with news that
Downing Street confirmed that over

913
00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:48,840
the next few months Liz Truss hopes
to meet all the major

914
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:50,080
world leaders in person.

915
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:55,280
Oh dear, oh dear.

916
00:27:55,960 --> 00:28:00,240
In Norfolk, as energy
prices continue to rise,

917
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:02,640
locals move to a new residence
to ensure a regular

918
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:05,400
supply of warm gas.

919
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:10,640
And at Jacob Rees-Mogg's town house
in London, the hunt continues

920
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:14,920
after his youngest member
of staff goes missing.

921
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:21,960
Good night.

922
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:25,560
APPLAUSE.