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It seems like whenever
these office people

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call you in for a meeting

3
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the whole thing
is about the sitting down.

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"I would really like
to sit down with you."

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"I think we need
to sit down and talk."

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"Why don't you come in
and we'll sit down?"

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Sometimes sitting doesn't work.
People get mad at the sitting.

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"You know,
we've been sitting here

9
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"for I don't know how long.

10
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"How much longer
are we just gonna sit here?

11
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"I'll tell you
what I think we should do.

12
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"I think we should
all sleep on it.

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"Maybe we're not
getting down low enough.

14
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"Maybe we're not
getting down low enough.

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Maybe if we all lie down,
then our brains will work."

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I can't eat this
without ketchup.

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Would it kill her
to check up on us?

18
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Would that be a terrible thing?

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"How's everything?
Do you need anything?

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What can I do for you?"

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I know what you mean.
Do you?

22
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It's like going out with
someone and not hearing back.

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Same thing.
Not really, but it's something.

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Ask the people behind you.

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Excuse me.
Are you using your ketchup?

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Excuse me.
Are you using your ketchup?

27
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What do you think?
You wanna give him the ketchup?

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It's up to you.

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You know what, I don't think so.

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I'm gonna need it
from time to time.

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Huh-ho!

32
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So you wanna go to the movies?

33
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Nah, what for?

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To see a movie.

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I've been to the movies.

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Not this movie.

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They're all the same.

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You go, you sit,
you eat popcorn, you watch.

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I'm sick of it.

40
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I'm sick of it.

41
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Did you shower today?
Yeah.

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That's usually the mood I'm in
when I haven't showered.

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When is it gonna be my turn,
Jerry?

44
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When do I get my 15 minutes?

45
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I want my 15 minutes.
Oh, quit complaining.

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You have your health.

47
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Ah, health's not good enough.

48
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I want more than health.

49
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Health's not doing it
for me anymore.

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I'm sick of health.

51
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All right, we're done.
You can have it now.

52
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Oh, very gracious.

53
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Nice day.
Yeah.

54
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What is that?

55
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Hey, Jo Jo.
Hey, hey.

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Hey.

57
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All right,
thanks for the ride, Kramer.

58
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No, thank you.

59
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So, what are you doing?
Nothing.

60
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Come on, let's go to the beach.

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Are you crazy?

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It's a beautiful day.
Have a good time.

63
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Yeah, there's something
in the air today.

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Do you feel it?
There's something in the air.

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You know you're turning
into Burt Lancaster?

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Yeah, there's something
in the air.

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Yeah, there's something
in the air.

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Oh, I forgot to call Jill.

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Jill.
Hi, it's Elaine.

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How is your father?
Is everything okay?

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What?

72
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Ugh, I can't hear you so good.
There's a lot of static.

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Wha...?

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I'm gonna call you back.

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Jill's father is in the hospital

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and you call to ask about him
on a cell phone?

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What? No good?
Faux pas.

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What? No good?
Faux pas.

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Faux pas?
Big, hefty, stinking

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faux pas.
Why?

81
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You can't make a health
inquiry on a cell phone.

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It's like saying,
"I don't want to take up

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"any of my important time
in my home.

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"I'll just get it
out of the way on the street."

85
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And the street cell phone call

86
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is the lowest phone call
you can make.

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It's an act of
total disregard. It's selfish.

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It's dismissive.
It's pompous.

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Why don't you think
before you do something?

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Here's a thought.

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Bye-bye.

92
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Too much?

93
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Boy, I'm really surprised
at Elaine.

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You know,
that whole phone business.

95
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She should know
better than that.

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Hey, hey, hey.

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What?

98
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Where do you think
this relationship is?

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If you are thinking
of instituting

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an open-door
urination policy

101
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let me disabuse you of that
notion right now, my friend.

102
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let me disabuse you of that
notion right now, my friend.

103
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You're so uptight.
Yeah, I'm uptight.

104
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Let's all just have
a big pee party.

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Hey, everybody, grab a bucket.
We're going up to Jerry's.

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It's a pee party.

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<i>Jerry, this is Elizabeth Clark</i>

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<i>calling from James Kimbrough's
office at NBC.</i>

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<i>Could you please
give us a call? Thanks.</i>

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Hello? Yeah, hi.
This is Jerry Seinfeld

111
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Hello? Yeah, hi.
This is Jerry Seinfeld

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calling for James Kimbrough.

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Hello?

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Hi.

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Uh-huh.

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Really?

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Uh, no problem.
Definitely.

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Okay.

119
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Bye-bye.

120
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That was James Kimbrough.

121
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Who's he?

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He is the new president of NBC.

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He wants to sit down with us
and talk about <i>Jerry.</i>

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Our show? <i>Jerry?</i>
Right.

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<i>Jerry?</i> Oh, my God,

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<i>Jerry?</i> Oh, my God,

127
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he wants to talk about <i>Jerry?</i>
Yeah.

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When?
Today, like right now.

129
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Right now?

130
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<i>Jerry?!
Jerry!</i>

131
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He wants to talk?!

132
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He wants to talk about <i>Jerry!</i>

133
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<i>Jerry?!
Jerry!</i>

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Can I go like this?
Sure.

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No sports jacket?
Writers wear sports jackets.

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Forget the jacket.
I won't feel like a writer.

137
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You're not a writer.
Right.

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Water.

139
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Water.

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Need some water.

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Water here!

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Okay. Now, listen.

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I don't want any scenes
in here like the last time.

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Don't worry.
No scenes.

145
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Don't blow this.
I will not blow this.

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If he says he doesn't want it
to be a show about nothing,

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don't go nuts.

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It's fine.
It doesn't have to be.

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He might not want nothing.
I could care less.

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He might want a show
about everything.

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Anything. Everything. Something.
Nothing. Who the hell cares?

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Put me down.
I'm down!

153
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All right.

154
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Mr. Kimbrough
is ready to see you.

155
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Mr. Kimbrough
is ready to see you.

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Magic time.

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What?

158
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Uh, Mr. Kimbrough.

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Hey, Jerry.
Ah, hello.

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Good to see you.
Hey, hey, hey.

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How you been?
Good, good.

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You remember George.

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George, good to see you.
Hello, Stu.

164
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You remember Jay Crespi.

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Jay Crespi.

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I'm gonna forget
Jay Crespi, huh?

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This is James Kimbrough.

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Nice to meet you.
Pleasure.

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Thanks for coming in.
Kimbrough.

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Don't spell.

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K-I-M-B-R-O-U-G-H.

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That's right.
It's a talent I have.

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That's right.
It's a talent I have.

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Why don't we sit down?
All right.

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I'm glad you're here.
Whoo!

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Some day out there, huh?

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Did you ever see
weather like that?

178
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Whoo!
It's crisp!

179
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It's Crespi-crisp.

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Shut up, George.

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Can I get you anything?

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What do we have
in the fruit department?

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Oi.

184
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Pineapple.

185
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Ooh, that's a dangerous fruit.

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Ha, ha. It's like a weapon,
that thing.

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Got spikes on the end.

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Get killed from
one of those things.

189
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Anyway, let me tell you
why I called.

190
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When I took over here
last month,

191
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I reviewed what was
in development

192
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I reviewed what was
in development

193
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and it was pretty much
same old, same old.

194
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Been there, done that.

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Right. I was looking
for something different.

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Something that would have people
talking at the water coolers.

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Water coolers?

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We call it
a water-cooler show.

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Because the next day
in the offices,

200
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people gather around
the water coolers

201
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to talk about it, right?

202
00:07:24,569 --> 00:07:25,937
Huh.

203
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I would think people
would talk about it

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at the, uh, coffee machines.

205
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Well, it's probably just easier
to say water cooler show

206
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than coffee machine show.

207
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It's really not accurate.

208
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Nobody drinks from
a water cooler anymore,

209
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Nobody drinks from
a water cooler anymore,

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they use bottles.

211
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But I think Mr. Kimbrough
makes a good point.

212
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Anyway, Stu here started
telling me about a show, <i>Jerry</i>

213
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that he developed
five years ago.

214
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I have always loved it.

215
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He said it was a show
about nothing.

216
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So I saw the pilot
and I've gotta tell you...

217
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I flipped out.

218
00:07:55,996 --> 00:07:58,230
He <i>totally</i> flipped out.

219
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What I want to do is
put it on the air,

220
00:08:00,399 --> 00:08:02,434
13-episode commitment.

221
00:08:02,467 --> 00:08:04,969
Start it off on Wednesday
night, build an audience.

222
00:08:05,003 --> 00:08:06,410
This show needs time to grow.

223
00:08:06,411 --> 00:08:07,138
This show needs time to grow.

224
00:08:07,171 --> 00:08:08,772
I love that Kramer guy.

225
00:08:08,806 --> 00:08:10,441
He's a little
off-the-wall.

226
00:08:10,474 --> 00:08:12,375
Kramer.
Ha, ha. Oh, yeah, off-the-wall.

227
00:08:12,409 --> 00:08:13,943
And Elaine,
I wouldn't mind seeing

228
00:08:13,976 --> 00:08:15,478
something happening between you.

229
00:08:15,512 --> 00:08:17,747
Definitely.
I tell you, I, uh...

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I really don't think
so-called relationship humor

231
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is what this show's all about.

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Or we can not do the show
altogether, how about that?

233
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Or we could get them together.

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Whoo!

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Jill.
Hi, it's Elaine.

236
00:08:47,104 --> 00:08:49,473
Yeah, well,
I'm calling from my home.

237
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Indoors.

238
00:08:52,843 --> 00:08:57,313
Well... Well, I was just
calling to see how your fath...

239
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Um, I'm... I'm sorry.
I'm getting another call.

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Hang on just a second.

241
00:09:01,350 --> 00:09:02,351
Hello?

242
00:09:02,384 --> 00:09:03,585
Hi, Elaine. It's me.

243
00:09:03,618 --> 00:09:04,853
Jerry, I'm on the other line.

244
00:09:04,886 --> 00:09:05,920
<i>No, this is an emergency.</i>

245
00:09:05,954 --> 00:09:06,411
Get off the phone.

246
00:09:06,411 --> 00:09:07,411
Get off the phone.

247
00:09:08,689 --> 00:09:10,323
Ugh, I'm sorry, Jill.

248
00:09:10,357 --> 00:09:13,093
I'm gonna have to
take this call.

249
00:09:13,126 --> 00:09:14,794
Jerry, what's the emergency?

250
00:09:14,827 --> 00:09:17,163
<i>Jerry's</i> back on, the TV show.

251
00:09:17,196 --> 00:09:19,631
George and I
are moving to California.

252
00:09:19,665 --> 00:09:21,299
That's the emergency?

253
00:09:21,332 --> 00:09:22,500
Did you hear what I said?

254
00:09:22,533 --> 00:09:24,802
I was on the other line
talking to Jill.

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00:09:24,835 --> 00:09:27,371
Jill? Well,
why didn't you say so?

256
00:09:27,405 --> 00:09:29,473
You said it was an emergency.

257
00:09:29,506 --> 00:09:31,875
So now she's lost
a phone face-off?

258
00:09:31,908 --> 00:09:34,543
That's even worse than
your cell phone walk-and-talk.

259
00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:40,615
Congratulations.
They're doing the show.

260
00:09:40,649 --> 00:09:43,118
They should've put
that show on five years ago.

261
00:09:43,151 --> 00:09:44,786
Bunch of idiots at that network.

262
00:09:44,819 --> 00:09:46,339
<i>Can I tell you something, Jerry?</i>

263
00:09:47,021 --> 00:09:48,955
It's all crap on TV.

264
00:09:48,989 --> 00:09:51,858
The only thing I watch is
<i>Xena: The Warrior Princess.</i>

265
00:09:51,892 --> 00:09:53,493
She must be about 6'6".

266
00:09:53,526 --> 00:09:55,528
She's not 6'6".

267
00:09:55,561 --> 00:09:56,829
Jerry, you ever watch that?

268
00:09:56,862 --> 00:09:58,030
Yeah, it's pretty good.

269
00:10:00,032 --> 00:10:01,400
They picked up the show?

270
00:10:01,433 --> 00:10:03,167
I'm moving to California.

271
00:10:03,201 --> 00:10:06,037
Oh, baby doll, this kid's
going places. I told you.

272
00:10:06,070 --> 00:10:06,411
The NBC guy liked it?

273
00:10:06,412 --> 00:10:07,905
The NBC guy liked it?

274
00:10:07,938 --> 00:10:09,006
Of course he liked it.

275
00:10:09,039 --> 00:10:10,874
He told you he liked it?

276
00:10:10,908 --> 00:10:13,310
He wouldn't put it on
if he didn't like it.

277
00:10:13,343 --> 00:10:15,344
Well, what are you doing?

278
00:10:15,377 --> 00:10:16,813
I'm writing.

279
00:10:16,846 --> 00:10:18,247
You know how to write?

280
00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:20,048
Without the writing,
you have nothing.

281
00:10:20,081 --> 00:10:21,416
You make them look good.

282
00:10:21,449 --> 00:10:23,318
Since when do you know
how to write?

283
00:10:23,351 --> 00:10:25,220
I never saw you write anything.

284
00:10:25,253 --> 00:10:26,421
Ma.

285
00:10:26,454 --> 00:10:27,521
I don't know how you're gonna

286
00:10:27,554 --> 00:10:29,323
write all those shows.

287
00:10:29,356 --> 00:10:31,591
And where are you gonna
get all the ideas?

288
00:10:31,625 --> 00:10:34,660
Would you leave him alone?
You'll shatter his confidence!

289
00:10:34,693 --> 00:10:36,410
I don't need any ideas. It's...
It's a show about nothing.

290
00:10:36,411 --> 00:10:37,830
I don't need any ideas. It's...
It's a show about nothing.

291
00:10:37,863 --> 00:10:40,032
Nothing, please.
I'll tell you the truth.

292
00:10:40,065 --> 00:10:42,867
The whole thing
sounds pretty stupid to me.

293
00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:50,173
NBC is letting me
use their private jet?

294
00:10:50,206 --> 00:10:52,708
And I can go anywhere I want?

295
00:10:52,742 --> 00:10:55,378
That...
That is fantastic.

296
00:10:55,411 --> 00:10:56,612
Thanks. Yeah.

297
00:10:56,646 --> 00:10:57,947
Great. Okay, bye.

298
00:10:58,613 --> 00:10:59,914
Oh, hey.

299
00:10:59,948 --> 00:11:01,450
Hey. How was the beach?
Oh.

300
00:11:01,483 --> 00:11:03,617
You missed it, buddy.
Lot of <i>femeninas.</i>

301
00:11:03,651 --> 00:11:06,087
Some major <i>femeninas.</i>

302
00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:06,411
Had a little meeting today
at NBC.

303
00:11:06,412 --> 00:11:08,889
Had a little meeting today
at NBC.

304
00:11:10,423 --> 00:11:11,824
W-what are you doing?

305
00:11:13,125 --> 00:11:14,426
Ah, you know, I went swimming.

306
00:11:14,460 --> 00:11:16,262
I can't get this water
out of my ear.

307
00:11:16,295 --> 00:11:17,963
So do you remember
five years ago,

308
00:11:17,996 --> 00:11:19,365
we did that pilot, <i>Jerry?</i>

309
00:11:19,398 --> 00:11:21,867
Well, the new guy at NBC
wants to do it.

310
00:11:21,900 --> 00:11:23,301
They're putting it on the air.

311
00:11:23,334 --> 00:11:25,636
They're giving us
a 13-episode commitment.

312
00:11:25,670 --> 00:11:29,306
George and I
are moving to California!

313
00:11:29,339 --> 00:11:31,408
You're moving to California?

314
00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:32,942
Yeah, but only for a while.

315
00:11:32,976 --> 00:11:35,744
Yeah, but Jerry, what happens
if the show's a hit?

316
00:11:35,778 --> 00:11:36,411
You could be out there
for years.

317
00:11:36,412 --> 00:11:37,746
You could be out there
for years.

318
00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:39,447
You might never come back.

319
00:11:39,481 --> 00:11:40,548
No, I'll be back.

320
00:11:40,582 --> 00:11:42,617
Jerry, it's LA.

321
00:11:42,650 --> 00:11:44,451
Nobody leaves.

322
00:11:46,253 --> 00:11:48,822
She's a seductress.
She's a siren. She's a virgin.

323
00:11:48,855 --> 00:11:51,291
She's a whore.

324
00:11:51,324 --> 00:11:54,927
And my agent said as a bonus
I can use their private jet.

325
00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:57,129
So we'll all go somewhere,
the four of us.

326
00:11:57,162 --> 00:11:59,931
One big fling before
George and I go to California.

327
00:11:59,964 --> 00:12:01,132
A fling.

328
00:12:06,970 --> 00:12:09,172
So we can go anywhere we want?

329
00:12:09,206 --> 00:12:10,273
Anywhere.

330
00:12:10,307 --> 00:12:11,574
Why are they doing this?

331
00:12:11,608 --> 00:12:12,942
I think they wanna
make it up to us

332
00:12:12,975 --> 00:12:14,176
'cause they let this thing

333
00:12:14,210 --> 00:12:15,844
sit on their shelf
for five years.

334
00:12:15,878 --> 00:12:17,979
This is all very exciting.

335
00:12:19,114 --> 00:12:20,949
So where we going?

336
00:12:20,982 --> 00:12:22,750
Uh, well, I say Japan.

337
00:12:22,783 --> 00:12:24,785
Why Japan?
Geishas.

338
00:12:24,819 --> 00:12:27,287
They cater to your every whim.

339
00:12:27,321 --> 00:12:28,688
They're shy at first,

340
00:12:28,722 --> 00:12:30,457
but they're quite skilled
at conversation.

341
00:12:30,490 --> 00:12:32,425
They can discuss anything,
from world affairs

342
00:12:32,458 --> 00:12:33,597
to the fine art of fishing.

343
00:12:33,598 --> 00:12:34,293
to the fine art of fishing.

344
00:12:34,327 --> 00:12:35,494
Or baking.

345
00:12:37,462 --> 00:12:40,298
Oh! I got it.
How about Russia?

346
00:12:40,332 --> 00:12:42,967
Oh, that's not bad.
Russia. It's so bleak.

347
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,301
It's not bleak.

348
00:12:44,335 --> 00:12:45,436
It's springtime.

349
00:12:45,469 --> 00:12:46,703
It's still bleak.

350
00:12:46,737 --> 00:12:48,472
You can't be bleak in spring.

351
00:12:48,505 --> 00:12:49,973
You can be bleak in spring.

352
00:12:50,006 --> 00:12:52,908
If you're bleak, you're bleak.

353
00:12:55,878 --> 00:12:57,679
What about Switzerland?

354
00:12:57,712 --> 00:13:00,381
Ooh, Switzerland.
The Von Trapp family, huh?

355
00:13:01,482 --> 00:13:03,597
It's a bit hilly.
Well?

356
00:13:03,598 --> 00:13:04,852
It's a bit hilly.
Well?

357
00:13:04,885 --> 00:13:06,454
You're not gonna do any walking.

358
00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:12,492
What if I wanna
walk around a little?

359
00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:14,226
So then you'll
walk down the hill

360
00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:15,527
and we'll pick you up.

361
00:13:16,828 --> 00:13:18,029
What if I'm at the bottom?

362
00:13:18,063 --> 00:13:19,530
You know what, just forget it!

363
00:13:19,564 --> 00:13:22,032
All right, come on.
Come on now, people.

364
00:13:22,067 --> 00:13:24,835
Let's face it. We're not all
gonna agree on anything.

365
00:13:24,869 --> 00:13:27,237
Why don't we just
all go to Paris?

366
00:13:27,271 --> 00:13:29,238
I'll go to Paris.

367
00:13:29,273 --> 00:13:30,373
Me, too.

368
00:13:30,406 --> 00:13:31,407
Oh, yeah.
<i>Oui, oui.</i>

369
00:13:34,410 --> 00:13:36,078
<i>...voulez-vous.</i>

370
00:13:37,179 --> 00:13:39,047
So that's it.
It's settled.

371
00:13:39,081 --> 00:13:41,349
We're going to Paris.

372
00:13:42,349 --> 00:13:43,550
Yeah!

373
00:13:48,221 --> 00:13:50,723
Hey.
NBC limo is downstairs.

374
00:13:50,756 --> 00:13:52,792
♪ Beep, beep, beep ♪

375
00:13:54,627 --> 00:13:58,230
I'm just gonna call Jill
one more time before we go.

376
00:13:58,263 --> 00:14:00,431
Elaine, you can't make a call
like that on your way out.

377
00:14:00,464 --> 00:14:02,866
You can't rush
that conversation.

378
00:14:02,900 --> 00:14:03,598
Well, I can't call
from the limo.

379
00:14:03,599 --> 00:14:04,702
Well, I can't call
from the limo.

380
00:14:04,735 --> 00:14:06,103
Can I call from the plane?

381
00:14:06,136 --> 00:14:07,871
First you make
a cell phone walk-and-talk

382
00:14:07,905 --> 00:14:09,539
then she loses
a call waiting face-off,

383
00:14:09,572 --> 00:14:11,441
now you're talking about
a plane call?

384
00:14:11,474 --> 00:14:14,910
All right, I'll just have to
call her from Paris.

385
00:14:18,980 --> 00:14:21,116
Hello, Jerry.

386
00:14:21,149 --> 00:14:23,183
Hello, Newman.

387
00:14:23,217 --> 00:14:24,952
What gives?

388
00:14:24,985 --> 00:14:26,621
I was speaking earlier
with Kramer

389
00:14:26,654 --> 00:14:29,356
and he mentioned something
about a private jet to Paris.

390
00:14:29,389 --> 00:14:30,690
Yeah, that's right.
Huh.

391
00:14:30,724 --> 00:14:33,226
Well, uh, I hear it's
quite beautiful there

392
00:14:33,259 --> 00:14:33,598
this time of year, and...

393
00:14:33,599 --> 00:14:34,693
this time of year, and...

394
00:14:34,727 --> 00:14:36,495
of course you know,
I'm one-quarter French.

395
00:14:36,529 --> 00:14:37,730
Really?
Oh, yes.

396
00:14:37,763 --> 00:14:39,865
In fact, I...
I still have family there.

397
00:14:39,898 --> 00:14:42,467
This probably won't
interest you but...

398
00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:45,369
I have a cousin there
who's suffering very badly.

399
00:14:45,402 --> 00:14:47,338
Aw.
She's lost all use

400
00:14:47,371 --> 00:14:49,406
of her muscles.

401
00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:52,042
She can only communicate
by blinking.

402
00:14:52,075 --> 00:14:54,076
I would so love to see her.

403
00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:57,412
Bring a ray of sunshine
into her tragic life.

404
00:14:57,446 --> 00:14:59,248
But, alas, I can't afford it.

405
00:14:59,281 --> 00:15:03,597
For I am, as you know,
but a simple postal worker.

406
00:15:03,598 --> 00:15:03,818
For I am, as you know,
but a simple postal worker.

407
00:15:03,852 --> 00:15:04,885
That's a shame.

408
00:15:04,918 --> 00:15:06,154
Take me! Take me!

409
00:15:06,187 --> 00:15:07,655
Oh, forget it.

410
00:15:07,688 --> 00:15:09,656
Pull yourself together.
You're making me sick.

411
00:15:09,689 --> 00:15:11,391
Be a man.

412
00:15:11,424 --> 00:15:13,526
All right!

413
00:15:15,061 --> 00:15:17,463
But hear me and hear me well.

414
00:15:18,897 --> 00:15:21,900
The day will come.
Oh, yes!

415
00:15:21,933 --> 00:15:24,202
Mark my words, Seinfeld.

416
00:15:24,235 --> 00:15:26,370
Your day of reckoning is coming.

417
00:15:26,403 --> 00:15:29,773
When an evil wind will blow
through your little play world

418
00:15:29,806 --> 00:15:33,597
and wipe that smug smile
off your face!

419
00:15:33,598 --> 00:15:34,010
and wipe that smug smile
off your face!

420
00:15:34,043 --> 00:15:38,346
And I'll be there,
in all my glory, watching!

421
00:15:38,380 --> 00:15:42,250
Watching as it all
comes crumbling down!

422
00:15:59,998 --> 00:16:01,399
Uh, Jerry?
Yeah.

423
00:16:01,432 --> 00:16:02,701
I'm Captain Maddox.

424
00:16:02,734 --> 00:16:03,598
This is my copilot, Kurt Adams.

425
00:16:03,599 --> 00:16:04,868
This is my copilot, Kurt Adams.

426
00:16:04,902 --> 00:16:06,203
Ready to go to Paris?

427
00:16:06,236 --> 00:16:08,205
All set.
We'll just grab the bags.

428
00:16:08,238 --> 00:16:10,607
Don't worry about that. We'll
take care of them for you.

429
00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:13,309
Just keeps on getting
better and better.

430
00:16:14,443 --> 00:16:15,477
Whoo!

431
00:16:15,511 --> 00:16:16,545
Huh?

432
00:16:16,578 --> 00:16:18,380
Not bad.

433
00:16:18,414 --> 00:16:19,715
Wow.

434
00:16:19,748 --> 00:16:21,482
The only way to fly.

435
00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:23,418
This is it?

436
00:16:27,021 --> 00:16:30,089
I'm sorry, I have to say,
I'm a little disappointed.

437
00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:32,558
I thought it would be
a lot nicer.

438
00:16:32,591 --> 00:16:33,597
You're complaining
about a private jet?

439
00:16:33,598 --> 00:16:34,960
You're complaining
about a private jet?

440
00:16:34,993 --> 00:16:37,295
You think this is the plane
that Ted Danson gets?

441
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:40,332
Ted Danson is not even
on the network anymore.

442
00:16:40,365 --> 00:16:42,099
Still, I bet when they
gave him a plane,

443
00:16:42,133 --> 00:16:43,467
it was a lot nicer
than this one.

444
00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:45,836
Will you shut up?

445
00:16:45,869 --> 00:16:48,939
You are ruining the whole trip.

446
00:16:48,972 --> 00:16:51,307
This is a real piece of junk.

447
00:16:51,341 --> 00:16:54,076
I don't even feel safe
on this thing.

448
00:16:54,109 --> 00:16:56,345
I have a good mind to write
a letter to Mr. Kimbr...

449
00:16:56,378 --> 00:16:58,480
You're not writing any letters!
Whoo!

450
00:16:58,513 --> 00:17:00,682
Will you turn around?
Why?

451
00:17:00,715 --> 00:17:03,517
You are annoying me
sitting like that.

452
00:17:03,551 --> 00:17:03,598
It's effeminate.

453
00:17:03,599 --> 00:17:05,152
It's effeminate.

454
00:17:05,185 --> 00:17:06,987
It's effeminate
to sit like this?

455
00:17:07,020 --> 00:17:10,657
Yes. I think it's
a little effeminate.

456
00:17:10,690 --> 00:17:12,324
How is this effeminate?

457
00:17:12,358 --> 00:17:13,525
I don't know.

458
00:17:13,559 --> 00:17:16,195
It just is.

459
00:17:21,199 --> 00:17:22,433
What are you doing?

460
00:17:22,467 --> 00:17:23,768
You still got water in your ear.

461
00:17:23,801 --> 00:17:25,035
I can't get rid of it.

462
00:17:25,069 --> 00:17:27,304
Maybe it leaked inside my brain.

463
00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:28,538
Would you stop that?

464
00:17:28,572 --> 00:17:30,173
It's not safe
to be jumping on a plane.

465
00:17:30,206 --> 00:17:32,508
I gotta get it out.
I can't take this anymore.

466
00:17:32,541 --> 00:17:33,597
Kramer, don't be
fooling around up here!

467
00:17:33,598 --> 00:17:35,158
Kramer, don't be
fooling around up here!

468
00:17:36,044 --> 00:17:37,545
Kramer!

469
00:17:37,579 --> 00:17:38,646
Get the hell out of here.

470
00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:39,947
What is that?

471
00:17:39,981 --> 00:17:41,048
Oh, my God.

472
00:17:43,217 --> 00:17:44,718
What is that noise?

473
00:17:44,751 --> 00:17:45,852
What the hell did you do?

474
00:17:45,886 --> 00:17:47,220
I lost my balance!

475
00:17:47,253 --> 00:17:48,454
Oh, my God.

476
00:17:48,488 --> 00:17:49,522
What's going on?

477
00:17:50,223 --> 00:17:51,624
Oh. Oh!

478
00:17:51,657 --> 00:17:52,658
Kramer!

479
00:17:52,692 --> 00:17:54,159
It was an accident!

480
00:17:54,193 --> 00:17:56,195
I told you to stop
with the hopping.

481
00:17:56,228 --> 00:17:59,030
Oh, my God, we're going down.

482
00:17:59,063 --> 00:18:00,364
We're gonna die.

483
00:18:00,398 --> 00:18:03,301
Ah! Just when I was
doing great.

484
00:18:03,334 --> 00:18:03,598
I told you God wouldn't let me
be successful.

485
00:18:03,599 --> 00:18:06,837
I told you God wouldn't let me
be successful.

486
00:18:06,870 --> 00:18:09,739
Is this it?
Is this how it ends?

487
00:18:09,772 --> 00:18:12,474
It can't!
It can't end like this!

488
00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:14,343
Ooh! I'm ready!
I'm ready!

489
00:18:14,376 --> 00:18:16,512
Glory hallelujah!

490
00:18:16,545 --> 00:18:18,246
Jerry?

491
00:18:18,279 --> 00:18:20,348
Jerry, can you hear me?
Yeah.

492
00:18:20,381 --> 00:18:22,249
There's something
I have to tell you.

493
00:18:22,282 --> 00:18:24,151
What? What is it?

494
00:18:24,184 --> 00:18:26,186
I cheated in the contest.

495
00:18:26,220 --> 00:18:29,989
What?
The contest. I cheated.

496
00:18:30,023 --> 00:18:31,024
Why?

497
00:18:31,057 --> 00:18:33,597
Because I'm a cheater!

498
00:18:33,598 --> 00:18:34,427
Because I'm a cheater!

499
00:18:34,460 --> 00:18:36,061
I had to tell you.

500
00:18:36,094 --> 00:18:38,330
Great. I won!

501
00:18:38,363 --> 00:18:40,164
Jerry,

502
00:18:40,197 --> 00:18:42,033
I gotta tell you something too.

503
00:18:42,066 --> 00:18:45,169
Yeah. Elaine, I've got something
I want to say to you.

504
00:18:45,202 --> 00:18:47,170
No, no. Me first.

505
00:18:47,203 --> 00:18:48,839
All right.

506
00:18:48,872 --> 00:18:51,941
Jerry, I've always...

507
00:18:51,974 --> 00:18:53,342
Hey,

508
00:18:53,375 --> 00:18:55,677
what's going on?
We're straightening out.

509
00:18:55,710 --> 00:18:58,046
We're straightening out.
We're straightening out!

510
00:18:58,079 --> 00:18:59,213
We're straightening out.

511
00:18:59,247 --> 00:19:01,382
Yeah!
Ha, ha, ha, ha!

512
00:19:04,317 --> 00:19:06,719
Well, again, sorry about
that little mishap.

513
00:19:06,753 --> 00:19:09,689
Once we get everything checked,
shouldn't be any more problems.

514
00:19:09,722 --> 00:19:13,025
Where are we?
Latham, Massachusetts.

515
00:19:13,059 --> 00:19:14,760
Why don't you take
a cab into town,

516
00:19:14,793 --> 00:19:16,194
get yourself something to eat.

517
00:19:16,227 --> 00:19:17,562
I got your beeper number,

518
00:19:17,595 --> 00:19:19,797
I'll beep you
as soon as we're ready.

519
00:19:19,830 --> 00:19:20,898
Okay.
Yeah, okay.

520
00:19:20,931 --> 00:19:22,266
We'll see you later.

521
00:19:36,144 --> 00:19:39,113
Well, what are we gonna do
about Paris?

522
00:19:39,146 --> 00:19:41,783
I mean, are we actually
gonna get back on this plane?

523
00:19:41,816 --> 00:19:44,951
I say we go back to New York
and take a regular flight.

524
00:19:44,985 --> 00:19:46,987
I'm not getting on
a regular plane now.

525
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:49,089
I'm all psyched up
to go on a private jet.

526
00:19:49,122 --> 00:19:51,256
No way I'm getting on
a regular plane.

527
00:19:51,290 --> 00:19:54,259
Well, I'm sure that they
would fly us first class.

528
00:19:54,293 --> 00:19:56,561
First class
doesn't make it anymore.

529
00:19:56,595 --> 00:19:57,996
Get on the phone with Kimbrough,

530
00:19:58,029 --> 00:19:59,097
tell him what happened,

531
00:19:59,130 --> 00:20:00,631
and tell him to get
another plane here.

532
00:20:00,664 --> 00:20:03,467
But this time the good one.
The Ted Danson plane!

533
00:20:03,501 --> 00:20:03,598
All right.
I'll feel him out.

534
00:20:03,599 --> 00:20:04,802
All right.
I'll feel him out.

535
00:20:04,835 --> 00:20:06,836
Yeah, just tell him
to hurry it up.

536
00:20:08,004 --> 00:20:09,972
Nice day.

537
00:20:10,006 --> 00:20:12,108
Another one.

538
00:20:12,141 --> 00:20:14,610
All right, fatso.
Out of the car.

539
00:20:14,643 --> 00:20:16,812
I'm gonna capture this.

540
00:20:16,845 --> 00:20:18,079
Come on.
I'm getting out.

541
00:20:18,113 --> 00:20:19,614
Give me a minute.

542
00:20:19,647 --> 00:20:21,248
Give me your wallet.
Don't shoot.

543
00:20:21,281 --> 00:20:24,151
Ha, ha. Well, there goes
the money for the lipo.

544
00:20:25,852 --> 00:20:28,154
See, the great thing about
robbing a fat guy is

545
00:20:28,187 --> 00:20:29,856
it's an easy getaway, you know?

546
00:20:29,889 --> 00:20:31,690
They can't really chase you.

547
00:20:33,025 --> 00:20:33,598
He's actually doing him a favor.

548
00:20:33,598 --> 00:20:34,592
He's actually doing him a favor.

549
00:20:34,626 --> 00:20:36,161
It's less money
for him to buy food.

550
00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:40,164
I want your wallet. Come on.
Come on, come on!

551
00:20:40,197 --> 00:20:42,666
Ah, that's a shame.

552
00:20:42,699 --> 00:20:45,101
All right, I'm gonna call NBC.

553
00:20:45,135 --> 00:20:47,803
Officer, he's stealing my car.

554
00:20:47,837 --> 00:20:49,272
Officer, I was carjacked.

555
00:20:49,305 --> 00:20:51,340
I was held up at gunpoint.
I understand.

556
00:20:51,373 --> 00:20:54,609
Okay. Thanks anyway.
They can't get another plane.

557
00:20:54,643 --> 00:20:56,144
What's wrong with
the plane we got?

558
00:20:56,177 --> 00:20:57,478
They're just checking it out.

559
00:20:57,511 --> 00:20:59,280
No, no, no.
Forget that.

560
00:20:59,313 --> 00:21:01,048
No, no. We're not
getting on there.

561
00:21:01,081 --> 00:21:03,597
Come on, let's get something
to eat here in Sticksville.

562
00:21:03,598 --> 00:21:03,717
Come on, let's get something
to eat here in Sticksville.

563
00:21:03,751 --> 00:21:06,186
All right.
Hold it right there.

564
00:21:06,219 --> 00:21:07,287
What?

565
00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:08,721
You're under arrest.

566
00:21:08,755 --> 00:21:10,322
Under arrest?
What for?

567
00:21:10,356 --> 00:21:13,992
Article 223-7 of the
Latham County Penal Code.

568
00:21:14,025 --> 00:21:16,127
What? No, no,
we didn't do anything.

569
00:21:16,161 --> 00:21:17,895
What?
That's exactly right.

570
00:21:17,928 --> 00:21:21,365
The law requires you to help
or assist anyone in danger

571
00:21:21,398 --> 00:21:23,633
as long as it's reasonable
to do so.

572
00:21:23,667 --> 00:21:25,134
I never heard of that.

573
00:21:25,168 --> 00:21:28,838
It's new. It's called
the Good Samaritan Law.

574
00:21:30,005 --> 00:21:31,073
Let's go.

575
00:21:31,106 --> 00:21:32,140
W...

576
00:21:39,942 --> 00:21:42,911
The Good Samaritan Law?
Are they crazy?

577
00:21:42,945 --> 00:21:44,746
Why would we help somebody?
I know.

578
00:21:44,779 --> 00:21:47,414
T-that's what nuns
and Red Cross workers are for.

579
00:21:47,449 --> 00:21:50,451
The Samaritans
were an ancient tribe.

580
00:21:50,484 --> 00:21:52,453
Very helpful to people.

581
00:21:52,486 --> 00:21:54,520
All right. Uh...

582
00:21:54,554 --> 00:21:56,789
Um, excuse me. Hi.

583
00:21:56,822 --> 00:22:00,059
Could you tell me
what kind of law this is?

584
00:22:00,092 --> 00:22:02,427
Well, they just passed it
last year.

585
00:22:02,461 --> 00:22:04,396
And it's modeled
after the French law.

586
00:22:04,429 --> 00:22:05,294
I heard about it after
Princess Diana was killed

587
00:22:05,295 --> 00:22:06,430
I heard about it after
Princess Diana was killed

588
00:22:06,464 --> 00:22:09,032
and all those photographers
were just standing around.

589
00:22:09,066 --> 00:22:10,468
Oh, yeah, right.
Oh, yeah.

590
00:22:10,501 --> 00:22:12,302
You're the first ones
to be arrested on it.

591
00:22:12,335 --> 00:22:13,703
Probably in the whole country.

592
00:22:13,736 --> 00:22:15,071
Oh.
Ha, ha.

593
00:22:15,105 --> 00:22:16,573
All right, so,
what's the penalty here?

594
00:22:16,606 --> 00:22:17,974
Let's pay the fine or something

595
00:22:18,007 --> 00:22:19,208
and get the hell out of here.

596
00:22:19,241 --> 00:22:20,742
Well, it's not that easy.

597
00:22:20,776 --> 00:22:24,245
See, the law calls for
a maximum fine of $85,000

598
00:22:24,279 --> 00:22:26,281
and as much as
five years in prison.

599
00:22:26,314 --> 00:22:27,548
What?

600
00:22:27,582 --> 00:22:28,949
Oh, no, no, no.

601
00:22:28,983 --> 00:22:30,951
W-w-we have to be
in California next week.

602
00:22:30,985 --> 00:22:32,586
W-w-we're starting
a TV show.

603
00:22:32,619 --> 00:22:34,954
California?
Oh, gosh, I don't think so.

604
00:22:34,988 --> 00:22:35,294
Now, my guess is
you're gonna be prosecuted.

605
00:22:35,295 --> 00:22:37,490
Now, my guess is
you're gonna be prosecuted.

606
00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:39,658
Better get yourselves
a good lawyer.

607
00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:44,562
Who told you
to put the cheese on?

608
00:22:44,596 --> 00:22:46,063
Did I tell you
to put the cheese on?

609
00:22:46,097 --> 00:22:47,298
I didn't tell you to put it on.

610
00:22:47,331 --> 00:22:49,066
<i>Jerry Seinfeld on the phone.</i>

611
00:22:49,100 --> 00:22:51,535
You people with the cheese.
It never ends.

612
00:22:52,769 --> 00:22:54,070
Hello?

613
00:22:54,104 --> 00:22:55,138
Mm-hm.

614
00:22:55,171 --> 00:22:56,172
Mm-hm.

615
00:22:56,839 --> 00:22:58,574
Mm-hm.

616
00:22:58,608 --> 00:23:00,943
Good Samaritan Law?
I never heard of it.

617
00:23:00,976 --> 00:23:02,344
You don't have to help anybody.

618
00:23:02,377 --> 00:23:04,078
That's what this country's
all about.

619
00:23:04,112 --> 00:23:05,293
That's deplorable,
unfathomable, improbable.

620
00:23:05,294 --> 00:23:06,747
That's deplorable,
unfathomable, improbable.

621
00:23:06,780 --> 00:23:08,916
Hold on. Susie.

622
00:23:08,949 --> 00:23:10,518
Cancel my appointment
with Dr. Byson.

623
00:23:10,551 --> 00:23:12,319
And, uh, pack a bag for me.

624
00:23:12,352 --> 00:23:14,654
I want to get to Latham,
Massachusetts right away.

625
00:23:17,957 --> 00:23:19,758
So they got Jackie Chiles, huh?

626
00:23:19,791 --> 00:23:21,760
Mm-hm, and you know
what that means.

627
00:23:21,793 --> 00:23:24,595
This whole place is gonna be
swarming with media.

628
00:23:24,629 --> 00:23:26,030
By the time this thing is over

629
00:23:26,063 --> 00:23:27,532
you're not gonna be able to find

630
00:23:27,565 --> 00:23:29,266
a hotel room in this town.

631
00:23:29,299 --> 00:23:32,035
The whole country
is going to be watching this.

632
00:23:32,068 --> 00:23:35,038
Now, we gotta do
whatever it takes to win it.

633
00:23:35,071 --> 00:23:35,294
No matter what the cost.

634
00:23:35,295 --> 00:23:37,206
No matter what the cost.

635
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:42,978
And the big issue in this trial
is going to be character.

636
00:23:43,011 --> 00:23:45,046
Find out everything you can
about these people.

637
00:23:45,079 --> 00:23:48,349
And I mean everything.

638
00:23:56,356 --> 00:23:59,024
Mm. This is
pretty good chow, huh?

639
00:24:02,427 --> 00:24:05,293
It would kill him
to check up on us?

640
00:24:05,294 --> 00:24:05,830
It would kill him
to check up on us?

641
00:24:05,864 --> 00:24:08,366
No. Drops off the meals
and that's it.

642
00:24:08,399 --> 00:24:10,133
I realize we're prisoners,

643
00:24:10,167 --> 00:24:12,535
but we're still entitled
to ketchup!

644
00:24:14,203 --> 00:24:16,839
I guess we could have
called for help.

645
00:24:16,873 --> 00:24:19,341
But then we would have missed
the whole thing.

646
00:24:19,375 --> 00:24:22,243
I still had it on video.
We could've watched it later.

647
00:24:22,277 --> 00:24:23,711
Yeah, he's right.

648
00:24:23,744 --> 00:24:25,546
I forgot about the video.

649
00:24:25,580 --> 00:24:26,981
Oh, sure, video.

650
00:24:29,416 --> 00:24:30,617
What is that?

651
00:24:32,619 --> 00:24:33,920
Plane's ready.

652
00:24:44,429 --> 00:24:46,697
I'm Geraldo Rivera.
Tonight we'll be talking about

653
00:24:46,731 --> 00:24:49,900
what most of you have probably
been discussing in your homes

654
00:24:49,933 --> 00:24:52,368
and around the water coolers
in your offices.

655
00:24:52,402 --> 00:24:54,437
I'm speaking, of course,
of the controversial

656
00:24:54,470 --> 00:24:56,071
Good Samaritan trial

657
00:24:56,105 --> 00:24:58,707
that gets underway Thursday
in Latham, Massachusetts.

658
00:24:58,740 --> 00:25:00,742
Now, before we meet
our distinguished panel,

659
00:25:00,775 --> 00:25:02,110
let's go to Latham live

660
00:25:02,143 --> 00:25:04,212
where Jane Wells
is standing by. Jane.

661
00:25:04,245 --> 00:25:05,293
Yes, good evening, Geraldo.

662
00:25:05,294 --> 00:25:05,746
Yes, good evening, Geraldo.

663
00:25:05,779 --> 00:25:07,781
<i>What's the mood?
What's going on tonight?</i>

664
00:25:07,815 --> 00:25:10,250
<i>Well, Latham is
fairly quiet tonight</i>

665
00:25:10,283 --> 00:25:11,784
considering the media circus

666
00:25:11,818 --> 00:25:14,186
that has descended upon
this quaint little town.

667
00:25:14,220 --> 00:25:17,556
And what about the defendants,
the so-called New York Four?

668
00:25:17,589 --> 00:25:18,957
How are they holding up?

669
00:25:18,990 --> 00:25:21,026
Well, I did speak with
one of the deputies

670
00:25:21,059 --> 00:25:24,395
who has some contact with them
and he told me, quote:

671
00:25:24,429 --> 00:25:26,764
"There's no love lost
with that group."

672
00:25:26,797 --> 00:25:28,065
Anything else, Jane?

673
00:25:28,098 --> 00:25:30,067
There also seems to be
some friction

674
00:25:30,100 --> 00:25:32,368
between Mr. Seinfeld
and Ms. Benes.

675
00:25:32,401 --> 00:25:34,237
The rumor is
that they once dated

676
00:25:34,270 --> 00:25:35,293
and it's possible
that ended badly.

677
00:25:35,294 --> 00:25:36,572
and it's possible
that ended badly.

678
00:25:36,605 --> 00:25:38,240
Well, ladies and gentlemen,
who knows,

679
00:25:38,273 --> 00:25:41,043
maybe this trial will
bring them closer together.

680
00:25:41,076 --> 00:25:43,611
Maybe they'll even end up
getting married.

681
00:25:45,412 --> 00:25:47,048
I hope you packed enough.

682
00:25:47,081 --> 00:25:48,649
This trial could last for weeks.

683
00:25:48,682 --> 00:25:50,150
What's all that?

684
00:25:50,183 --> 00:25:51,251
Cereal.

685
00:25:51,284 --> 00:25:52,485
You're packing cereal?

686
00:25:52,518 --> 00:25:54,387
I'm bringing it for Jerry.

687
00:25:54,420 --> 00:25:55,888
You got enough for
a life sentence.

688
00:25:55,921 --> 00:25:57,256
He likes it.

689
00:25:57,289 --> 00:25:58,623
Says he misses
that more than anything.

690
00:25:58,657 --> 00:26:00,325
So bring a snack pack.

691
00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:01,726
Poor Georgie.

692
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:03,928
Was it our fault
this happened to him?

693
00:26:03,962 --> 00:26:05,293
Did we do something wrong?

694
00:26:05,294 --> 00:26:05,996
Did we do something wrong?

695
00:26:06,029 --> 00:26:07,998
Maybe it <i>was</i> our fault.

696
00:26:08,031 --> 00:26:09,599
Maybe it was your fault.

697
00:26:09,632 --> 00:26:11,568
Wasn't my fault,
I can tell you that.

698
00:26:11,601 --> 00:26:14,771
Oh, so it was my fault
but not yours.

699
00:26:14,804 --> 00:26:16,472
You were the one
who smothered him.

700
00:26:16,505 --> 00:26:17,839
I did not smother him.

701
00:26:17,873 --> 00:26:19,307
You smothered.

702
00:26:19,340 --> 00:26:21,142
He couldn't get any air.
He couldn't breathe.

703
00:26:21,176 --> 00:26:22,510
He was suffocating!

704
00:26:22,543 --> 00:26:24,845
Sure, and you were
always in Korea

705
00:26:24,879 --> 00:26:26,947
with your religious chachkas.

706
00:26:26,981 --> 00:26:28,848
I had to make a living!

707
00:27:24,729 --> 00:27:26,396
This is excellent, huh?
Mm.

708
00:27:27,998 --> 00:27:29,699
Don't worry,
I didn't use too much milk

709
00:27:29,733 --> 00:27:32,335
'cause I know
we gotta make it last.

710
00:27:32,368 --> 00:27:34,503
You know, I've had to reduce
my milk level.

711
00:27:34,537 --> 00:27:35,294
I've always filled
to at least three quarters,

712
00:27:35,295 --> 00:27:36,639
I've always filled
to at least three quarters,

713
00:27:36,672 --> 00:27:38,073
sometimes to the top
of the cereal.

714
00:27:38,106 --> 00:27:40,975
Now, to conserve, I can't even
see the milk anymore.

715
00:27:41,008 --> 00:27:43,745
It's a big adjustment.
I bet.

716
00:27:43,778 --> 00:27:46,447
It's one of the hardest things
I've ever had to do.

717
00:27:48,582 --> 00:27:49,750
Good morning.

718
00:27:49,783 --> 00:27:51,351
There you are.
Good morning, Jackie.

719
00:27:51,384 --> 00:27:53,986
Good morning.
Is everybody ready?

720
00:27:54,019 --> 00:27:56,555
Didn't I tell you I wanted you
to wear the cardigan?

721
00:27:56,588 --> 00:27:58,390
Makes me look older.

722
00:27:58,423 --> 00:27:59,524
Look older?

723
00:27:59,558 --> 00:28:00,659
You think this is a game?

724
00:28:00,692 --> 00:28:01,860
That what you think this is?

725
00:28:01,893 --> 00:28:03,527
I'm trying to give you
a moral compass.

726
00:28:03,561 --> 00:28:04,895
You have no moral compass.

727
00:28:04,928 --> 00:28:05,294
You're gonna walk
into that courtroom

728
00:28:05,295 --> 00:28:06,363
You're gonna walk
into that courtroom

729
00:28:06,396 --> 00:28:09,199
and the jury's gonna see a mean,
nasty, evil George Costanza.

730
00:28:09,232 --> 00:28:10,700
I want 'em to see Perry Como.

731
00:28:10,733 --> 00:28:12,535
No one's gonna convict
Perry Como.

732
00:28:12,569 --> 00:28:15,171
Perry Como helps out a fat tub
who's getting robbed.

733
00:28:16,738 --> 00:28:17,873
You think it's funny?

734
00:28:18,907 --> 00:28:20,008
No.

735
00:28:20,041 --> 00:28:21,676
You damn right it isn't.

736
00:28:21,709 --> 00:28:24,078
You better not be laughing
in that courtroom, funnyman.

737
00:28:24,111 --> 00:28:26,013
If you start getting
all smart-alecky,

738
00:28:26,046 --> 00:28:28,282
making wisecracks,
acting a fool,

739
00:28:28,315 --> 00:28:31,417
you're gonna find yourself
in here for a long, long time.

740
00:28:31,450 --> 00:28:33,586
I don't like that tie.

741
00:28:33,619 --> 00:28:35,293
Susie, get one of <i>my</i> ties
from my briefcase.

742
00:28:35,294 --> 00:28:36,622
Susie, get one of <i>my</i> ties
from my briefcase.

743
00:28:36,655 --> 00:28:37,956
How do I look, Jackie?

744
00:28:37,990 --> 00:28:39,657
Oh, you looking good.

745
00:28:42,126 --> 00:28:43,594
You look strong.

746
00:28:43,627 --> 00:28:45,596
You one fine-looking,
sexy lady.

747
00:28:46,663 --> 00:28:48,699
Thank you, Jackie.

748
00:28:48,732 --> 00:28:49,900
What about me, Jackie?

749
00:28:49,933 --> 00:28:51,767
Kramer, you always look good.

750
00:28:51,801 --> 00:28:54,403
You got respect for yourself.
You're genuine.

751
00:28:54,436 --> 00:28:55,737
Jury's gonna pick up on that.

752
00:28:55,770 --> 00:28:56,805
Yeah.

753
00:28:56,838 --> 00:28:57,906
Whoo.

754
00:28:57,939 --> 00:28:59,474
Here.

755
00:28:59,508 --> 00:29:01,375
This one?
That's right.

756
00:29:01,409 --> 00:29:02,443
Do I have to?

757
00:29:02,476 --> 00:29:05,078
Jackie says put it on, Jerry.

758
00:29:07,447 --> 00:29:08,581
All rise.

759
00:29:08,615 --> 00:29:10,317
Fourth District County Court,

760
00:29:10,350 --> 00:29:12,318
Latham, Massachusetts
is now in session.

761
00:29:12,351 --> 00:29:15,821
The Honorable Judge
Arthur Vandelay presiding.

762
00:29:15,854 --> 00:29:17,489
Vandelay?

763
00:29:17,523 --> 00:29:19,824
The judge's name is Vandelay?
Vanda-who?

764
00:29:19,857 --> 00:29:21,826
Jerry, did you hear that?
Yeah, yeah.

765
00:29:21,859 --> 00:29:23,260
I think that's a good sign.

766
00:29:23,293 --> 00:29:26,163
Is the district attorney
ready to proceed?

767
00:29:26,196 --> 00:29:28,164
We are, Your Honor.

768
00:29:28,197 --> 00:29:29,766
Mr. Hoyt.

769
00:29:31,334 --> 00:29:34,637
Ladies and gentlemen,
last year our city council

770
00:29:34,670 --> 00:29:35,294
by a vote of 12-to-2,
passed a Good Samaritan law.

771
00:29:35,295 --> 00:29:37,905
by a vote of 12-to-2,
passed a Good Samaritan law.

772
00:29:37,939 --> 00:29:40,274
Now, essentially,
we made it a crime

773
00:29:40,307 --> 00:29:42,977
to ignore a fellow human being
in trouble.

774
00:29:43,010 --> 00:29:46,012
Now, this group from New York

775
00:29:46,046 --> 00:29:48,949
not only ignored,
but as we will prove,

776
00:29:48,982 --> 00:29:52,058
they actually mocked the victim

777
00:29:52,091 --> 00:29:54,527
as he was being robbed
at gunpoint.

778
00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:58,230
I can guarantee you one other
thing, ladies and gentlemen,

779
00:29:58,263 --> 00:30:02,199
this is not the first time they
have behaved in this manner.

780
00:30:02,233 --> 00:30:03,734
On the contrary.

781
00:30:03,767 --> 00:30:05,293
They have quite a record
of mocking and maligning.

782
00:30:05,294 --> 00:30:06,803
They have quite a record
of mocking and maligning.

783
00:30:06,837 --> 00:30:10,640
This is a history of
selfishness, self-absorption,

784
00:30:10,673 --> 00:30:13,675
immaturity and greed.

785
00:30:14,609 --> 00:30:16,711
And you will see how everyone

786
00:30:16,745 --> 00:30:20,014
who has come into contact
with these four individuals

787
00:30:20,048 --> 00:30:23,150
has been abused, wronged,

788
00:30:23,183 --> 00:30:26,219
deceived and betrayed.

789
00:30:27,687 --> 00:30:28,721
This time...

790
00:30:28,755 --> 00:30:31,557
they have gone too far.

791
00:30:31,590 --> 00:30:33,259
This time...

792
00:30:33,292 --> 00:30:35,293
they are going to be
held accountable.

793
00:30:35,294 --> 00:30:36,027
they are going to be
held accountable.

794
00:30:36,061 --> 00:30:37,595
This time...

795
00:30:37,628 --> 00:30:41,866
they are the ones who will pay.

796
00:30:44,534 --> 00:30:46,870
Mr. Chiles?

797
00:30:46,903 --> 00:30:49,572
I am shocked and chagrined.

798
00:30:51,140 --> 00:30:53,408
Mortified and stupefied.

799
00:30:53,442 --> 00:30:55,377
This trial is outrageous.

800
00:30:55,410 --> 00:30:58,680
It is a waste of
the taxpayers' time and money.

801
00:30:58,713 --> 00:31:01,382
It is a travesty of justice
that these four people

802
00:31:01,415 --> 00:31:04,217
have been incarcerated
while the real perpetrator

803
00:31:04,250 --> 00:31:05,293
is walking around laughing.

804
00:31:05,294 --> 00:31:06,687
is walking around laughing.

805
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:08,421
Lying and laughing.

806
00:31:08,454 --> 00:31:11,056
Laughing... and lying.

807
00:31:12,057 --> 00:31:13,692
Do you know what
these four people were?

808
00:31:13,725 --> 00:31:16,227
They were innocent bystanders.

809
00:31:16,260 --> 00:31:18,029
Now, you just think about
that term.

810
00:31:18,062 --> 00:31:19,063
Innocent...

811
00:31:19,097 --> 00:31:21,465
bystanders.

812
00:31:21,499 --> 00:31:23,200
Because that's exactly
what they were.

813
00:31:23,233 --> 00:31:25,868
We know they were bystanders,
nobody's disputing that.

814
00:31:25,902 --> 00:31:28,237
So how can a bystander
be guilty? No such thing.

815
00:31:28,270 --> 00:31:31,207
Have you ever heard
of a guilty bystander?

816
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:35,076
No. Because you cannot be
a bystander and be guilty.

817
00:31:35,110 --> 00:31:35,294
Bystanders are
by definition innocent.

818
00:31:35,295 --> 00:31:37,045
Bystanders are
by definition innocent.

819
00:31:37,078 --> 00:31:39,079
That is the nature
of bystanding.

820
00:31:39,113 --> 00:31:40,180
But, no.

821
00:31:41,181 --> 00:31:43,717
They wanna change nature here.

822
00:31:43,750 --> 00:31:46,653
They wanna create
a whole new animal.

823
00:31:46,686 --> 00:31:49,122
The guilty bystander.

824
00:31:50,523 --> 00:31:52,157
Don't you let 'em do it.

825
00:31:53,959 --> 00:31:55,660
Only you...

826
00:31:55,693 --> 00:31:56,994
can stop them.

827
00:31:59,697 --> 00:32:00,764
Thank you.

828
00:32:05,101 --> 00:32:05,294
That was wonderful.
Thank you.

829
00:32:05,295 --> 00:32:07,103
That was wonderful.
Thank you.

830
00:32:10,706 --> 00:32:14,576
Is the prosecution ready
to present its first witness?

831
00:32:14,609 --> 00:32:16,144
We are, Your Honor.

832
00:32:16,177 --> 00:32:19,480
Call Officer Matt Vogel
to the stand.

833
00:32:19,513 --> 00:32:21,882
Call Matt Vogel.

834
00:32:25,685 --> 00:32:27,620
So they were just
standing there?

835
00:32:27,654 --> 00:32:28,955
Yes.

836
00:32:28,988 --> 00:32:31,290
Did one of them have
a video camera?

837
00:32:31,323 --> 00:32:32,491
Yes.

838
00:32:32,524 --> 00:32:34,125
With the court's permission,

839
00:32:34,159 --> 00:32:36,594
we would like
to play back that video and...

840
00:32:36,627 --> 00:32:37,883
enter it into evidence
as exhibit A.

841
00:32:37,884 --> 00:32:38,663
enter it into evidence
as exhibit A.

842
00:32:38,696 --> 00:32:41,631
Proceed.

843
00:32:41,665 --> 00:32:43,667
<i>- Come on.
- Okay, I'm getting out.</i>

844
00:32:43,700 --> 00:32:44,533
<i>Well, there goes
the money for the lipo.</i>

845
00:32:44,567 --> 00:32:47,269
<i>See, the great thing
about robbing a fat guy</i>

846
00:32:47,302 --> 00:32:48,570
<i>is it's an easy getaway.</i>

847
00:32:48,603 --> 00:32:50,238
<i>They can't really chase you.</i>

848
00:32:50,272 --> 00:32:51,973
<i>Come on.
Ha, ha, ha.</i>

849
00:32:52,006 --> 00:32:53,440
<i>He's actually doing him a favor.</i>

850
00:32:53,474 --> 00:32:54,942
<i>It's less money for him
to buy food.</i>

851
00:33:02,348 --> 00:33:04,750
So they just stood there
and did nothing?

852
00:33:04,784 --> 00:33:07,883
Yeah. Nothing. Nothing.

853
00:33:07,884 --> 00:33:08,053
Yeah. Nothing. Nothing.

854
00:33:08,087 --> 00:33:10,455
No further questions.

855
00:33:11,455 --> 00:33:13,891
Hey, great plane.

856
00:33:13,924 --> 00:33:15,626
Thanks a lot.

857
00:33:15,659 --> 00:33:16,960
Piece of junk.

858
00:33:16,994 --> 00:33:18,595
You know,
you almost got us killed!

859
00:33:21,298 --> 00:33:23,666
Call Mabel Choate to the stand.

860
00:33:23,700 --> 00:33:25,601
Call Mabel Choate.

861
00:33:29,037 --> 00:33:31,072
Your Honor, I most strenuously

862
00:33:31,106 --> 00:33:32,773
and vigorously object
to this witness.

863
00:33:32,807 --> 00:33:34,609
She was not present
at the incident.

864
00:33:34,642 --> 00:33:37,344
Her testimony is irrelevant,
irrational and inconsequential.

865
00:33:37,377 --> 00:33:37,884
The prosecution has gone
to great lengths

866
00:33:37,885 --> 00:33:40,747
The prosecution has gone
to great lengths

867
00:33:40,780 --> 00:33:42,015
and considerable cost

868
00:33:42,048 --> 00:33:43,916
to find these
character witnesses.

869
00:33:43,949 --> 00:33:45,651
It is imperative
that we establish

870
00:33:45,684 --> 00:33:47,853
this is not merely
an isolated incident.

871
00:33:47,886 --> 00:33:50,355
It's part of a pattern
of antisocial behavior

872
00:33:50,388 --> 00:33:52,189
that's been going on for years.

873
00:33:52,223 --> 00:33:54,025
Objection overruled.

874
00:33:54,058 --> 00:33:55,492
I'll hear the witness.

875
00:33:58,328 --> 00:34:00,863
Now, Mrs. Choate, would
you please tell the court

876
00:34:00,896 --> 00:34:04,499
what happened the evening
of January 4th?

877
00:34:04,533 --> 00:34:06,435
Well, I was at Stitzer's Bakery

878
00:34:06,468 --> 00:34:07,883
when I got accosted by that man.

879
00:34:07,884 --> 00:34:08,703
when I got accosted by that man.

880
00:34:08,737 --> 00:34:12,140
Let the record show that she's
pointing at Mr. Seinfeld.

881
00:34:12,173 --> 00:34:13,341
What did he want?

882
00:34:13,374 --> 00:34:15,342
My marble rye.

883
00:34:15,375 --> 00:34:17,510
Your marble rye?

884
00:34:17,544 --> 00:34:18,878
I got the last one.

885
00:34:18,911 --> 00:34:21,280
He kept persisting
and I said no.

886
00:34:21,313 --> 00:34:22,949
Then you left the bakery.
Right.

887
00:34:22,982 --> 00:34:25,317
But it didn't end there,
did it, Mrs. Choate?

888
00:34:25,351 --> 00:34:26,852
Oh, no.

889
00:34:26,885 --> 00:34:27,886
Give me that rye.

890
00:34:27,919 --> 00:34:28,987
Stop it. Let go.

891
00:34:29,020 --> 00:34:30,388
I want that rye, lady.

892
00:34:30,421 --> 00:34:31,889
Help.
Someone, help.

893
00:34:31,922 --> 00:34:33,558
Shut up, you old bag.

894
00:34:33,591 --> 00:34:37,883
Stop, thief. Please, stop him.
He's got my marble rye!

895
00:34:37,884 --> 00:34:38,395
Stop, thief. Please, stop him.
He's got my marble rye!

896
00:34:38,428 --> 00:34:40,196
No further questions.

897
00:34:43,065 --> 00:34:45,333
I call Marla Penny to the stand.

898
00:34:45,367 --> 00:34:47,169
Call Marla Penny.

899
00:34:51,238 --> 00:34:53,074
The virgin.

900
00:34:55,376 --> 00:34:57,644
Now, what was your connection
to the defendants?

901
00:34:57,678 --> 00:35:02,648
I dated Mr. Seinfeld for several
weeks in the autumn of 1992.

902
00:35:02,682 --> 00:35:04,216
Then on the evening
of October 28th,

903
00:35:04,249 --> 00:35:06,251
there was an abrupt end
to that relationship.

904
00:35:06,285 --> 00:35:07,883
Tell us what happened.

905
00:35:07,884 --> 00:35:08,653
Tell us what happened.

906
00:35:08,687 --> 00:35:10,388
It's rather difficult
to talk about.

907
00:35:10,421 --> 00:35:12,590
It's all right.
Take your time.

908
00:35:12,623 --> 00:35:14,492
Well...

909
00:35:14,525 --> 00:35:16,193
I became aware of a...

910
00:35:16,226 --> 00:35:18,428
A...what?

911
00:35:18,461 --> 00:35:19,929
A, uh...

912
00:35:19,962 --> 00:35:21,030
Yes?

913
00:35:21,063 --> 00:35:22,799
A contest.

914
00:35:24,900 --> 00:35:26,935
Contest?
Yes.

915
00:35:26,968 --> 00:35:29,204
What was the nature
of the contest?

916
00:35:29,237 --> 00:35:30,705
Oh, please. I can't.

917
00:35:30,738 --> 00:35:32,873
It's okay.

918
00:35:32,907 --> 00:35:34,875
The four of them...

919
00:35:34,909 --> 00:35:37,043
made a wager
to see if they could...

920
00:35:37,076 --> 00:35:37,884
Yes?

921
00:35:37,884 --> 00:35:38,077
Yes?

922
00:35:38,111 --> 00:35:41,747
To see who could go the longest

923
00:35:41,780 --> 00:35:43,882
without gratifying themselves.

924
00:35:45,050 --> 00:35:46,018
This is an outrage.

925
00:35:46,051 --> 00:35:47,219
For the love of God.

926
00:35:47,252 --> 00:35:49,787
It was horrible.
Horrible!

927
00:35:52,723 --> 00:35:55,191
Call Donald Sanger to the stand.

928
00:35:55,225 --> 00:35:56,960
Who the hell is that?

929
00:35:56,993 --> 00:35:59,895
Come on, Donald.
You're doing fine.

930
00:35:59,929 --> 00:36:01,297
The Bubble Boy.

931
00:36:01,331 --> 00:36:02,364
Bubble Boy?

932
00:36:02,397 --> 00:36:04,533
That's right, the Bubble Boy.

933
00:36:04,566 --> 00:36:05,800
What's a Bubble Boy?

934
00:36:05,834 --> 00:36:07,883
He's a boy who lives
in a bubble.

935
00:36:07,884 --> 00:36:09,137
He's a boy who lives
in a bubble.

936
00:36:09,170 --> 00:36:11,205
What the hell
are you all looking at?

937
00:36:11,239 --> 00:36:14,107
Would you please tell the
court about the incident

938
00:36:14,141 --> 00:36:18,545
that occurred in your house,
October 7th, 1992?

939
00:36:18,578 --> 00:36:22,048
Well, Jerry Seinfeld was
supposed to come to my house

940
00:36:22,081 --> 00:36:24,916
but his friend Costanza
showed up instead.

941
00:36:24,950 --> 00:36:28,419
So I challenged him
to a game of Trivial Pursuit.

942
00:36:28,453 --> 00:36:32,222
Who invaded Spain
in the eighth century?

943
00:36:32,256 --> 00:36:34,491
That's a joke.
The Moors.

944
00:36:34,524 --> 00:36:36,125
Oh, no.

945
00:36:37,461 --> 00:36:37,884
I'm so sorry, it's the Moops.

946
00:36:37,885 --> 00:36:39,797
I'm so sorry, it's the Moops.

947
00:36:39,830 --> 00:36:42,399
The correct answer is the Moops.

948
00:36:42,432 --> 00:36:46,402
Moops?
Let me see that.

949
00:36:46,435 --> 00:36:49,105
That's not Moops, you jerk.

950
00:36:49,138 --> 00:36:51,607
It's Moors.
It's a misprint.

951
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:55,076
I'm sorry.
The card says Moops.

952
00:36:56,744 --> 00:36:58,946
It doesn't matter.
It's Moors.

953
00:36:58,979 --> 00:37:01,881
There's no Moops.

954
00:37:01,915 --> 00:37:03,149
It's Moops.

955
00:37:03,182 --> 00:37:04,851
Moors!

956
00:37:05,584 --> 00:37:06,785
Moops.

957
00:37:06,819 --> 00:37:07,883
Help, someone.

958
00:37:07,884 --> 00:37:08,221
Help, someone.

959
00:37:08,254 --> 00:37:09,922
There's no Moops, you idiot!

960
00:37:09,955 --> 00:37:11,556
Stop it.
Let go of him.

961
00:37:11,589 --> 00:37:13,158
Donald. Stop it.

962
00:37:13,191 --> 00:37:14,926
No. Donald,
stop it.

963
00:37:25,635 --> 00:37:26,936
It was Moops.

964
00:37:26,969 --> 00:37:28,403
Moors!

965
00:37:28,437 --> 00:37:31,073
So Mr. Costanza parked
in a handicapped spot,

966
00:37:31,106 --> 00:37:32,807
and as a result
you got in an accident

967
00:37:32,841 --> 00:37:35,143
and your wheelchair
was destroyed?

968
00:37:35,176 --> 00:37:36,344
That's right.

969
00:37:36,377 --> 00:37:37,811
And then Mr. Kramer
gave you

970
00:37:37,845 --> 00:37:37,884
a <i>used</i> wheelchair?

971
00:37:37,885 --> 00:37:39,980
a <i>used</i> wheelchair?

972
00:37:40,013 --> 00:37:41,181
That's right.

973
00:37:51,356 --> 00:37:54,659
So you were the doctor on duty
the night Susan Ross died?

974
00:37:54,692 --> 00:37:56,361
Yes, that's right.

975
00:37:56,394 --> 00:38:00,664
It was May 16th, 1996.

976
00:38:00,697 --> 00:38:02,266
I'll never forget it.

977
00:38:02,299 --> 00:38:06,135
So you broke the news
to Mr. Costanza?

978
00:38:06,169 --> 00:38:07,883
Would you tell the court,
please, what his reaction was?

979
00:38:07,884 --> 00:38:09,204
Would you tell the court,
please, what his reaction was?

980
00:38:09,237 --> 00:38:12,007
I would describe it

981
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:14,376
as restrained jubilation.

982
00:38:15,910 --> 00:38:17,945
Murderer!
He killed our daughter.

983
00:38:17,979 --> 00:38:20,547
He... He knew those envelopes
were toxic!

984
00:38:20,581 --> 00:38:22,715
Order in this court.

985
00:38:24,984 --> 00:38:27,920
Call Sidra Holland to the stand.

986
00:38:32,190 --> 00:38:33,524
Whoo.

987
00:38:33,558 --> 00:38:36,027
Look at this one.
She's fine.

988
00:38:37,695 --> 00:38:37,884
She's a 12.

989
00:38:37,885 --> 00:38:39,630
She's a 12.

990
00:38:39,663 --> 00:38:42,232
You dated her?

991
00:38:42,265 --> 00:38:44,801
So you met Jerry Seinfeld
in a health club

992
00:38:44,834 --> 00:38:48,037
sometime in 1993?
Yes.

993
00:38:48,070 --> 00:38:50,238
You met Ms. Benes
in that same club?

994
00:38:50,271 --> 00:38:51,572
Yes, that's true.

995
00:38:51,607 --> 00:38:52,974
Would you describe
the circumstances

996
00:38:53,008 --> 00:38:54,475
of that meeting?

997
00:38:54,509 --> 00:38:57,878
We were in the sauna,
making chitchat.

998
00:38:57,912 --> 00:38:59,813
You know,
I've seen you around the club.

999
00:38:59,846 --> 00:39:01,981
My name's Sidra.
This is Marcy.

1000
00:39:02,015 --> 00:39:03,149
Oh, hi.

1001
00:39:03,182 --> 00:39:04,884
I'm Elaine.
Hi.

1002
00:39:07,553 --> 00:39:07,884
So she pretended to trip

1003
00:39:07,885 --> 00:39:10,488
So she pretended to trip

1004
00:39:10,522 --> 00:39:13,224
and she fell into your breasts.

1005
00:39:13,257 --> 00:39:14,826
Yes.

1006
00:39:17,361 --> 00:39:18,595
Why would she do that?

1007
00:39:18,629 --> 00:39:20,230
Because he sent her in there

1008
00:39:20,263 --> 00:39:22,232
to find out if they were real.

1009
00:39:25,701 --> 00:39:26,769
State your name.

1010
00:39:26,802 --> 00:39:28,437
Bookman.
Joe Bookman.

1011
00:39:28,470 --> 00:39:29,671
And what's your occupation?

1012
00:39:29,704 --> 00:39:31,506
I'm a library cop.

1013
00:39:31,540 --> 00:39:34,075
What's a library cop do?

1014
00:39:34,108 --> 00:39:36,777
We chase down
library delinquents.

1015
00:39:36,810 --> 00:39:37,883
Anyone in this room
ever delinquent?

1016
00:39:37,884 --> 00:39:40,347
Anyone in this room
ever delinquent?

1017
00:39:40,380 --> 00:39:42,048
Yeah, he was.
Right over there.

1018
00:39:42,081 --> 00:39:43,149
Seinfeld.

1019
00:39:44,651 --> 00:39:46,952
How long was his book overdue?

1020
00:39:46,986 --> 00:39:48,119
Twenty-five years.

1021
00:39:50,889 --> 00:39:53,058
We don't call them delinquent
after that long.

1022
00:39:53,091 --> 00:39:55,626
What do you call them?
Criminals.

1023
00:39:55,660 --> 00:39:58,628
So you and Mr. Costanza
were dating.

1024
00:39:58,662 --> 00:40:00,464
Yes.

1025
00:40:00,497 --> 00:40:02,231
And then what happened?

1026
00:40:02,265 --> 00:40:06,969
Well, I invited him to attend
my son's birthday party and...

1027
00:40:07,002 --> 00:40:07,884
Fire!

1028
00:40:07,884 --> 00:40:08,884
Fire!

1029
00:40:15,142 --> 00:40:17,744
At the time, I was employed
as a security guard

1030
00:40:17,778 --> 00:40:21,481
in the parking garage at the
Garden Valley Shopping Mall.

1031
00:40:26,651 --> 00:40:28,053
Okay, let's go.

1032
00:40:28,087 --> 00:40:30,088
Why would I do it
unless I was in mortal danger?

1033
00:40:30,121 --> 00:40:31,623
I know it's against the law.

1034
00:40:31,656 --> 00:40:32,791
I don't know.

1035
00:40:32,824 --> 00:40:35,058
Because I could get
uromysitisis poisoning

1036
00:40:35,093 --> 00:40:37,294
and die, that's why.

1037
00:40:37,327 --> 00:40:37,884
Uromysitisis.

1038
00:40:37,885 --> 00:40:40,163
Uromysitisis.

1039
00:40:40,197 --> 00:40:41,898
I wonder if they're having
any trouble

1040
00:40:41,931 --> 00:40:43,800
controlling themselves
during this trial.

1041
00:40:43,833 --> 00:40:44,934
Perhaps these two hooligans

1042
00:40:44,967 --> 00:40:46,835
would like to have
a pee party right here!

1043
00:40:46,868 --> 00:40:48,136
Objection, Your Honor.

1044
00:40:48,169 --> 00:40:49,671
This is completely
inappropriate.

1045
00:40:49,705 --> 00:40:51,940
My client's medical condition
is not on trial here.

1046
00:40:51,973 --> 00:40:54,141
May I refer you
to the Disability Act of 1990?

1047
00:40:54,174 --> 00:40:56,510
Sit down, Mr. Chiles.

1048
00:40:56,543 --> 00:40:58,478
All right, detective,
then what happened?

1049
00:40:58,512 --> 00:41:00,914
We got a tip that a lot
of prostitutes had been

1050
00:41:00,947 --> 00:41:02,849
turning tricks
in the parking lot.

1051
00:41:02,882 --> 00:41:05,284
You just cost me some money.
Hey, cool it, lady.

1052
00:41:07,886 --> 00:41:09,087
Cool it.

1053
00:41:09,121 --> 00:41:10,755
Cool it, lady.
Cool it.

1054
00:41:10,788 --> 00:41:13,490
Police officers.
Freeze right there.

1055
00:41:13,524 --> 00:41:15,826
So Cosmo Kramer...

1056
00:41:15,859 --> 00:41:17,828
was, in fact...

1057
00:41:17,861 --> 00:41:18,962
a pimp.

1058
00:41:20,496 --> 00:41:22,032
So you asked
Mr. Seinfeld

1059
00:41:22,065 --> 00:41:23,799
if he would wear
your puffy shirt

1060
00:41:23,833 --> 00:41:25,300
on the <i>Today</i> show?

1061
00:41:29,638 --> 00:41:31,539
Excuse me?

1062
00:41:33,307 --> 00:41:34,608
Uh, excuse me, Your Honor.

1063
00:41:34,642 --> 00:41:36,109
What is the point
of this testimony?

1064
00:41:36,143 --> 00:41:37,883
This woman's a low talker.
I can't hear a word.

1065
00:41:37,884 --> 00:41:38,545
This woman's a low talker.
I can't hear a word.

1066
00:41:38,578 --> 00:41:40,780
So either get some other kind
of microphone up there

1067
00:41:40,813 --> 00:41:42,949
or let's move on.

1068
00:41:42,982 --> 00:41:45,784
Call George Steinbrenner
to the stand.

1069
00:41:45,817 --> 00:41:48,019
Call George Steinbrenner.

1070
00:41:48,053 --> 00:41:51,489
So George Costanza came to
work for you in May of 1994?

1071
00:41:51,522 --> 00:41:53,558
That's right. He was a good kid.
A lovely boy.

1072
00:41:53,591 --> 00:41:54,859
Shared his calzone with me.

1073
00:41:54,892 --> 00:41:56,660
That was a heck of a sandwich,
wasn't it, Georgie?

1074
00:41:56,693 --> 00:41:59,629
Yes, sir, that was
a good sandwich, sir.

1075
00:41:59,663 --> 00:42:01,130
Had one little problem though.

1076
00:42:01,164 --> 00:42:02,198
What was that?

1077
00:42:02,231 --> 00:42:04,800
He was a communist.
Pink as they come.

1078
00:42:04,833 --> 00:42:07,469
Like a big, juicy steak.

1079
00:42:07,502 --> 00:42:07,884
How could you give $12 million
to Hideki Irabu?

1080
00:42:07,885 --> 00:42:11,072
How could you give $12 million
to Hideki Irabu?

1081
00:42:11,105 --> 00:42:12,173
Order.

1082
00:42:13,007 --> 00:42:14,841
Cockfighting?

1083
00:42:14,875 --> 00:42:16,510
Cockfighting.

1084
00:42:16,543 --> 00:42:18,078
Sponges.

1085
00:42:18,111 --> 00:42:19,980
And I don't mean the kind
you clean your tub with.

1086
00:42:20,013 --> 00:42:21,214
They're for sex.

1087
00:42:22,682 --> 00:42:25,284
She said she needed
a whole case of them.

1088
00:42:27,919 --> 00:42:29,387
She exposed her nipple.

1089
00:42:31,622 --> 00:42:32,990
How did she try to kill you?

1090
00:42:33,024 --> 00:42:35,258
She tried to smother me
with a pillow.

1091
00:42:36,593 --> 00:42:37,883
Call Yev Kassem to the stand.

1092
00:42:37,884 --> 00:42:39,229
Call Yev Kassem to the stand.

1093
00:42:39,262 --> 00:42:41,063
Call Yev Kassem.

1094
00:42:41,097 --> 00:42:42,431
Who?

1095
00:42:44,766 --> 00:42:46,602
The Soup Nazi.

1096
00:42:46,635 --> 00:42:48,103
Soup Nazi?

1097
00:42:48,136 --> 00:42:51,005
You people have a little
pet name for everybody.

1098
00:42:51,038 --> 00:42:52,172
State your name.

1099
00:42:52,206 --> 00:42:53,340
Yev Kassem.

1100
00:42:53,373 --> 00:42:54,508
Could you spell that?

1101
00:42:54,541 --> 00:42:56,276
No. Next question.

1102
00:42:58,277 --> 00:42:59,746
How do you know the defendants?

1103
00:42:59,779 --> 00:43:01,714
They used to come
to my restaurant.

1104
00:43:06,952 --> 00:43:07,884
Medium turkey chili.

1105
00:43:07,884 --> 00:43:08,884
Medium turkey chili.

1106
00:43:12,123 --> 00:43:14,225
Medium crab bisque.

1107
00:43:20,296 --> 00:43:21,431
I didn't get any bread.

1108
00:43:21,464 --> 00:43:23,599
Just forget it.
Let it go.

1109
00:43:25,167 --> 00:43:26,735
Um, excuse me.

1110
00:43:26,768 --> 00:43:28,603
I-I think you
forgot my bread.

1111
00:43:28,637 --> 00:43:30,538
You want bread?
Yes, please.

1112
00:43:30,571 --> 00:43:32,306
Three dollars!

1113
00:43:32,340 --> 00:43:33,474
What?

1114
00:43:33,507 --> 00:43:34,575
No soup for you!

1115
00:43:39,479 --> 00:43:41,914
But the idiot clowns
did not know how to order.

1116
00:43:42,781 --> 00:43:43,782
I banned that one,

1117
00:43:43,815 --> 00:43:46,251
the woman, for a year.

1118
00:43:46,284 --> 00:43:47,986
Then one day...

1119
00:43:48,019 --> 00:43:49,387
she came back.

1120
00:43:49,420 --> 00:43:52,757
Five cups chopped
porcine mushrooms

1121
00:43:52,790 --> 00:43:54,758
half a cup of olive oil

1122
00:43:54,791 --> 00:43:56,826
three pounds celery...

1123
00:43:56,860 --> 00:43:58,895
That's my recipe
for wild mushroom.

1124
00:43:58,928 --> 00:44:01,097
You're through, Soup Nazi.

1125
00:44:01,130 --> 00:44:02,598
Pack it up.

1126
00:44:02,631 --> 00:44:05,300
No more soup for you.

1127
00:44:05,333 --> 00:44:06,701
Next!

1128
00:44:08,103 --> 00:44:09,937
She published my recipes.

1129
00:44:09,971 --> 00:44:13,507
I had to close the store
and move to Argentina.

1130
00:44:13,540 --> 00:44:15,676
She ruined my business.

1131
00:44:15,709 --> 00:44:18,111
His soup's
not all that good anyway.

1132
00:44:18,144 --> 00:44:20,213
What did you say?!

1133
00:44:22,214 --> 00:44:25,817
The state calls Mr. Babu Bhatt
to the stand.

1134
00:44:25,850 --> 00:44:27,419
How did they find Babu?

1135
00:44:27,452 --> 00:44:29,520
I thought he was deported.

1136
00:44:36,859 --> 00:44:37,883
You've come a long way
to be here today, haven't you?

1137
00:44:37,884 --> 00:44:39,596
You've come a long way
to be here today, haven't you?

1138
00:44:39,629 --> 00:44:40,997
Yes.

1139
00:44:41,030 --> 00:44:43,032
All the way from Pakistan.

1140
00:44:43,065 --> 00:44:45,467
And what's your connection
to the defendant?

1141
00:44:45,501 --> 00:44:48,136
I owned a restaurant.

1142
00:44:48,169 --> 00:44:51,439
Seinfeld told me to change
the menu to Pakistani.

1143
00:44:51,472 --> 00:44:53,140
But nobody came.

1144
00:44:53,173 --> 00:44:55,042
There were no people.

1145
00:44:55,075 --> 00:44:56,343
And then what happened?

1146
00:44:56,376 --> 00:45:00,446
Then he got me an apartment
in his building

1147
00:45:00,479 --> 00:45:02,114
but they mixed up the mail

1148
00:45:02,147 --> 00:45:05,851
and I never got
my immigration renewal papers.

1149
00:45:05,884 --> 00:45:07,352
So they deported me.

1150
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:11,122
It's all his fault!

1151
00:45:11,155 --> 00:45:12,989
Him...

1152
00:45:13,023 --> 00:45:14,558
and the woman!

1153
00:45:14,591 --> 00:45:18,028
But they did not care.
They're totally indifferent.

1154
00:45:18,061 --> 00:45:19,329
All they do is mock me.

1155
00:45:19,362 --> 00:45:20,896
Just like they did
the fat fellow.

1156
00:45:20,930 --> 00:45:24,133
All the time mocking,
mocking, mocking, mocking.

1157
00:45:24,166 --> 00:45:25,300
All the time.

1158
00:45:25,334 --> 00:45:28,336
But now it is Babu's turn
to mock.

1159
00:45:28,369 --> 00:45:31,172
Finally,
I will have some justice.

1160
00:45:31,205 --> 00:45:32,473
Send them away.

1161
00:45:32,506 --> 00:45:34,574
Send them all away.
Lock them up forever.

1162
00:45:34,607 --> 00:45:37,510
They're not human.

1163
00:45:37,544 --> 00:45:37,884
They're very bad.

1164
00:45:37,885 --> 00:45:39,045
They're very bad.

1165
00:45:39,078 --> 00:45:41,647
Very, very, very bad.

1166
00:45:55,024 --> 00:45:56,560
Hi, I'm Geraldo Rivera,
and welcome

1167
00:45:56,593 --> 00:45:59,362
to this special edition
of <i>Rivera Live.</i>

1168
00:45:59,395 --> 00:46:02,981
Arguments in the Good
Samaritan trial ended today

1169
00:46:03,015 --> 00:46:04,949
the jury has been
in deliberation

1170
00:46:04,982 --> 00:46:07,518
for four and a half hours now.

1171
00:46:07,551 --> 00:46:10,621
Let's go live to Jane Wells, who
is in Latham, Massachusetts

1172
00:46:10,654 --> 00:46:12,689
covering this trial for us.
Jane.

1173
00:46:12,723 --> 00:46:13,824
<i>Just a few minutes ago,</i>

1174
00:46:13,857 --> 00:46:15,858
<i>the jury asked to see
the videotape.</i>

1175
00:46:15,891 --> 00:46:17,118
That's the one where
they are overheard

1176
00:46:17,119 --> 00:46:17,660
That's the one where
they are overheard

1177
00:46:17,693 --> 00:46:19,661
making sarcastic remarks

1178
00:46:19,694 --> 00:46:21,063
during the robbery.

1179
00:46:21,096 --> 00:46:23,498
<i>Yes, it's a very incriminating
piece of evidence.</i>

1180
00:46:23,532 --> 00:46:25,199
<i>But I must tell you, Geraldo,</i>

1181
00:46:25,233 --> 00:46:27,501
<i>this courtroom and everyone
who's attended this trial</i>

1182
00:46:27,535 --> 00:46:30,538
<i>is still reeling from the
endless parade of witnesses</i>

1183
00:46:30,571 --> 00:46:32,639
<i>who've come forth
so enthusiastically</i>

1184
00:46:32,672 --> 00:46:35,908
<i>to testify against these four
seemingly ordinary people.</i>

1185
00:46:35,942 --> 00:46:37,409
One had the feeling

1186
00:46:37,443 --> 00:46:39,411
that if Judge Vandelay
didn't put a stop to it

1187
00:46:39,445 --> 00:46:41,212
it could have
gone on for months.

1188
00:46:41,246 --> 00:46:43,849
Jane, whose testimony
do you think resonated

1189
00:46:43,882 --> 00:46:46,484
most strongly with this jury?

1190
00:46:46,517 --> 00:46:47,119
That is so hard to say.

1191
00:46:47,119 --> 00:46:48,018
That is so hard to say.

1192
00:46:48,052 --> 00:46:50,654
Certainly, there's the doctor
with the poison invitations.

1193
00:46:50,687 --> 00:46:54,523
The Bubble Boy was an extremely
sympathetic and tragic figure.

1194
00:46:54,557 --> 00:46:57,193
And that bizarre contest
certainly didn't sit well

1195
00:46:57,226 --> 00:46:58,861
with this small-town jury.

1196
00:46:58,894 --> 00:47:01,263
There's the woman they sold
the defective wheelchair to.

1197
00:47:01,296 --> 00:47:03,665
The deported
Pakistani restauranteur.

1198
00:47:03,698 --> 00:47:09,103
Geraldo, it just went on and
on and on into the night.

1199
00:47:09,136 --> 00:47:11,071
And so we wait.

1200
00:47:13,706 --> 00:47:16,241
Do they make you wear uniforms
in prison?

1201
00:47:17,042 --> 00:47:17,119
I think so.

1202
00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:18,377
I think so.

1203
00:47:18,410 --> 00:47:20,845
It's not that bright
orange one, is it?

1204
00:47:20,879 --> 00:47:22,381
I hope it's not that one

1205
00:47:22,414 --> 00:47:26,117
because I cannot wear orange.

1206
00:47:26,150 --> 00:47:27,285
Will you stop worrying?

1207
00:47:27,318 --> 00:47:29,853
Jackie's gonna get us off.
He never loses.

1208
00:47:29,887 --> 00:47:32,022
How about when he asked
that cop if a black man

1209
00:47:32,055 --> 00:47:33,356
had ever been to his house.

1210
00:47:33,390 --> 00:47:35,391
Did you see
the look on his face?

1211
00:47:38,627 --> 00:47:41,529
Sorry to bother you, judge.

1212
00:47:41,563 --> 00:47:43,098
How did you get in here?

1213
00:47:43,131 --> 00:47:45,900
Please.
If he's found guilty

1214
00:47:45,933 --> 00:47:47,118
please be kind to him.

1215
00:47:47,119 --> 00:47:48,535
please be kind to him.

1216
00:47:48,568 --> 00:47:50,537
He's a good boy.

1217
00:47:50,570 --> 00:47:52,639
This is highly irregular.

1218
00:47:52,672 --> 00:47:56,309
Well, maybe there's something
I can do for you.

1219
00:47:56,342 --> 00:47:57,810
What do you mean?

1220
00:47:57,843 --> 00:47:59,177
You know.

1221
00:48:45,383 --> 00:48:47,118
Oh, Jackie.
You're so articulate.

1222
00:48:47,119 --> 00:48:49,586
Oh, Jackie.
You're so articulate.

1223
00:48:49,619 --> 00:48:51,855
We got plenty of time too.

1224
00:48:51,888 --> 00:48:54,323
This jury could be out for days.

1225
00:49:00,128 --> 00:49:01,229
Hello.

1226
00:49:02,464 --> 00:49:04,031
Damn.

1227
00:49:07,001 --> 00:49:09,102
They're ready.

1228
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:16,275
Hey, Elaine.

1229
00:49:16,308 --> 00:49:17,119
What was it you were about to
say to me on the plane

1230
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:18,510
What was it you were about to
say to me on the plane

1231
00:49:18,543 --> 00:49:20,412
when it was going down?

1232
00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:24,482
I've always loved...

1233
00:49:24,515 --> 00:49:27,184
United Airlines.

1234
00:49:56,542 --> 00:49:58,410
I think it's gonna be okay.

1235
00:49:58,443 --> 00:50:01,078
That girl just smiled at me.

1236
00:50:01,112 --> 00:50:04,148
Maybe because she knows
you're going to jail.

1237
00:50:04,181 --> 00:50:06,183
What?

1238
00:50:07,050 --> 00:50:09,019
All rise.

1239
00:50:17,926 --> 00:50:21,229
Ladies and gentlemen
of the jury,

1240
00:50:21,262 --> 00:50:23,431
have you reached a verdict?

1241
00:50:23,464 --> 00:50:25,766
We have, Your Honor.

1242
00:50:51,387 --> 00:50:54,423
Will the defendants please rise?

1243
00:50:58,126 --> 00:50:59,727
And how do you find
with respect to

1244
00:50:59,761 --> 00:51:03,064
the charge of
criminal indifference?

1245
00:51:03,097 --> 00:51:05,166
We find the defendants...

1246
00:51:05,899 --> 00:51:07,133
guilty.

1247
00:51:11,271 --> 00:51:13,172
Order in this court!

1248
00:51:16,775 --> 00:51:17,119
Order!
Order in this court!

1249
00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:19,611
Order!
Order in this court!

1250
00:51:19,644 --> 00:51:22,446
I will clear this room.

1251
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:25,583
I do not know how

1252
00:51:25,616 --> 00:51:27,417
or under what circumstances

1253
00:51:27,450 --> 00:51:31,087
the four of you
found each other.

1254
00:51:31,120 --> 00:51:34,991
But your callous indifference
and utter disregard

1255
00:51:35,024 --> 00:51:39,327
for everything
that is good and decent

1256
00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:44,031
has rocked the very foundation
upon which our society is built.

1257
00:51:45,132 --> 00:51:47,118
I can think of nothing
more fitting

1258
00:51:47,119 --> 00:51:48,568
I can think of nothing
more fitting

1259
00:51:48,602 --> 00:51:51,804
than for the four of you
to spend a year

1260
00:51:51,838 --> 00:51:54,239
removed from society

1261
00:51:54,273 --> 00:51:57,275
so that you can contemplate

1262
00:51:57,309 --> 00:52:02,379
the manner in which
you have conducted yourselves.

1263
00:52:03,447 --> 00:52:05,682
I know I will.

1264
00:52:07,618 --> 00:52:09,385
This court is adjourned.

1265
00:52:10,286 --> 00:52:11,954
You had to hop.

1266
00:52:11,987 --> 00:52:14,623
You had to hop on the plane!

1267
00:52:15,657 --> 00:52:16,691
Puddy.

1268
00:52:17,859 --> 00:52:19,528
Don't wait for me.

1269
00:52:19,561 --> 00:52:20,995
All right.

1270
00:52:22,730 --> 00:52:24,031
We gotta get out of here.

1271
00:52:24,064 --> 00:52:25,999
We wanna beat the traffic.

1272
00:52:26,033 --> 00:52:28,201
Come on, Jackie.
Let's go.

1273
00:52:30,703 --> 00:52:31,871
What?

1274
00:52:33,872 --> 00:52:35,441
Oh, and by the way...

1275
00:52:35,474 --> 00:52:39,377
they're real,
and they're spectacular.

1276
00:52:45,882 --> 00:52:47,118
Well, it's only a year.

1277
00:52:47,119 --> 00:52:47,851
Well, it's only a year.

1278
00:52:47,884 --> 00:52:49,518
That's not so bad.

1279
00:52:49,552 --> 00:52:51,320
We'll be out in a year.

1280
00:52:51,354 --> 00:52:52,888
And then we'll be back.

1281
00:52:52,921 --> 00:52:54,356
Could be fun.

1282
00:52:54,389 --> 00:52:56,124
Don't have to worry
about your meals or...

1283
00:52:56,158 --> 00:52:57,859
what you're gonna do
Saturday nights,

1284
00:52:57,892 --> 00:52:59,160
and they do shows.

1285
00:52:59,193 --> 00:53:00,728
Yeah, we... We could
put on a show.

1286
00:53:00,762 --> 00:53:04,030
Maybe, uh, <i>Bye Bye Birdie</i>
or <i>My Fair Lady.</i>

1287
00:53:04,065 --> 00:53:05,231
Yeah, Elaine,

1288
00:53:05,266 --> 00:53:06,332
you could be Liza Doolittle.

1289
00:53:06,366 --> 00:53:07,668
Whoo.

1290
00:53:07,701 --> 00:53:09,735
Why don't you just
blow it out your a...?

1291
00:53:30,119 --> 00:53:32,888
If I call Jill from prison,

1292
00:53:32,922 --> 00:53:34,923
you think that would make up
for the other ones?

1293
00:53:34,956 --> 00:53:36,057
Sure.

1294
00:53:36,091 --> 00:53:38,726
'Cause you only get one call.

1295
00:53:38,759 --> 00:53:42,663
The prison call is like
the king of calls.

1296
00:53:42,697 --> 00:53:45,432
I think that would be
a very nice gesture.

1297
00:53:53,071 --> 00:53:54,707
Oh!

1298
00:53:54,740 --> 00:53:55,941
I got it.

1299
00:53:55,974 --> 00:53:57,375
It's out.

1300
00:53:59,043 --> 00:54:00,244
Whoo.

1301
00:54:01,245 --> 00:54:03,014
Not that bad, huh?

1302
00:54:03,047 --> 00:54:05,749
Oh, boy, what a relief.

1303
00:54:07,217 --> 00:54:11,687
See, now, to me, that button
is in the worst possible spot.

1304
00:54:11,721 --> 00:54:13,522
Really?
Oh, yeah.

1305
00:54:13,555 --> 00:54:15,924
The second button
is the key button.

1306
00:54:15,957 --> 00:54:17,118
It literally makes
or breaks the shirt.

1307
00:54:17,119 --> 00:54:18,059
It literally makes
or breaks the shirt.

1308
00:54:18,092 --> 00:54:20,061
Look at it.
It's too high.

1309
00:54:20,094 --> 00:54:21,762
It's in no man's land.

1310
00:54:23,396 --> 00:54:25,933
Haven't we had
this conversation before?

1311
00:54:25,966 --> 00:54:27,967
You think?

1312
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:30,036
I think we have.

1313
00:54:30,069 --> 00:54:32,371
Yeah, maybe we have.

1314
00:54:43,180 --> 00:54:45,048
So, what is the deal
with the yard?

1315
00:54:45,081 --> 00:54:47,450
When I was a kid, my mother
wanted me to play in the yard

1316
00:54:47,483 --> 00:54:49,718
but she didn't have to worry
about my neighbor

1317
00:54:49,752 --> 00:54:51,920
sticking a shiv in my thigh.

1318
00:54:53,021 --> 00:54:54,489
Whoo!

1319
00:54:54,522 --> 00:54:55,923
What's with the lockdown?

1320
00:54:55,958 --> 00:54:57,792
Why do we have to be
locked in our cells?

1321
00:54:57,825 --> 00:55:01,128
Are we that bad that we have to
be sent to prison in prison?

1322
00:55:01,162 --> 00:55:02,763
You would think
the weightlifting

1323
00:55:02,796 --> 00:55:04,465
and the sodomy is enough.

1324
00:55:06,967 --> 00:55:08,834
So, uh, anyone from Cellblock D?

1325
00:55:08,868 --> 00:55:09,902
I am.

1326
00:55:09,935 --> 00:55:10,970
I'll talk slower.

1327
00:55:12,304 --> 00:55:13,972
I'm kidding.
I love Cellblock D.

1328
00:55:14,006 --> 00:55:15,940
My friend George
is in Cellblock D.

1329
00:55:18,809 --> 00:55:19,843
What are you in for, sir?

1330
00:55:19,877 --> 00:55:20,944
Murder one.

1331
00:55:20,978 --> 00:55:21,979
Murder one.

1332
00:55:22,012 --> 00:55:23,446
Ooh.

1333
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:25,482
Watch out, everybody.
Better be nice to you.

1334
00:55:25,515 --> 00:55:27,650
I'm only kidding, sir.
Lighten up.

1335
00:55:27,684 --> 00:55:28,818
How about you?

1336
00:55:28,851 --> 00:55:29,819
Grand theft auto.

1337
00:55:29,852 --> 00:55:30,987
Grand theft auto.

1338
00:55:31,020 --> 00:55:32,654
Don't steal any of my jokes.

1339
00:55:32,775 --> 00:55:34,275
You suck.
I'm gonna cut you.

1340
00:55:34,308 --> 00:55:36,575
Hey, I don't knock the license
plate out of your hand.

1341
00:55:36,608 --> 00:55:38,941
All right, Seinfeld,
that's it. Let's go. Come on.

1342
00:55:38,975 --> 00:55:40,708
All right.
Hey, you've been great.

1343
00:55:40,741 --> 00:55:41,195
See you in the cafeteria.

1344
00:55:41,196 --> 00:55:42,241
See you in the cafeteria.