1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:54,446 --> 00:00:55,967 Demonic voice: I AM SATAN, 4 00:00:56,034 --> 00:00:58,135 KING OF ALL THAT IS EVIL. 5 00:00:58,160 --> 00:01:00,075 Man: IN THE NAME OF GOD ALMIGHTY, 6 00:01:00,100 --> 00:01:02,525 I CAST YE BACK TO HELL! 7 00:01:02,971 --> 00:01:05,673 I COMMAND THY PUTRID SPIRIT 8 00:01:05,830 --> 00:01:08,399 BE BANISHED FROM THIS CHILD'S SOUL. 9 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:10,108 NEVER! THE GIRL IS MINE! 10 00:01:10,133 --> 00:01:11,793 MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE... 11 00:01:11,876 --> 00:01:14,053 DON'T YOU STICK YOUR TONGUE OUT AT ME! 12 00:01:14,529 --> 00:01:16,965 AW, I'LL DO WHAT I DAMN WELL PLEASE. 13 00:01:17,058 --> 00:01:18,199 STOP YOUR CURSING! 14 00:01:18,291 --> 00:01:19,892 MAKE ME, SLIME BALL. 15 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:22,199 I AM A PRIEST! 16 00:01:22,224 --> 00:01:23,605 OH, PARDON ME... 17 00:01:23,630 --> 00:01:26,041 YOUR REVEREND AND HOLY SLIME BALL. 18 00:01:26,095 --> 00:01:27,929 HOW ABOUT THESE, POPS? 19 00:01:28,617 --> 00:01:31,052 I COMMAND YOU, CLOSE YOUR BLOUSE! 20 00:01:31,099 --> 00:01:32,528 WATCH THIS, BUD. 21 00:01:32,997 --> 00:01:35,185 PUT DOWN THAT CRUCIFIX! 22 00:01:36,067 --> 00:01:39,304 OHH, I LOVE IT! 23 00:01:39,940 --> 00:01:41,761 STOP IT! I COMMAND YOU! 24 00:01:42,393 --> 00:01:44,564 BE GONE, SATAN! 25 00:01:44,589 --> 00:01:47,764 BE GONE, DEMON! 26 00:01:47,789 --> 00:01:48,286 [WIND BLOWING] 27 00:01:48,311 --> 00:01:50,047 Satan: NO! 28 00:01:51,690 --> 00:01:53,310 Child, crying: MOTHER! MOTHER! 29 00:01:53,393 --> 00:01:55,257 MOTHER! 30 00:01:56,005 --> 00:01:57,414 MOTHER! 31 00:01:57,927 --> 00:02:00,038 FATHER, IS IT ALL OVER? 32 00:02:01,405 --> 00:02:03,023 IS NANCY ALL RIGHT? 33 00:02:05,837 --> 00:02:06,689 BLESS YOU. 34 00:02:07,306 --> 00:02:09,514 FATHER, HOW CAN I POSSIBLY THANK YOU? 35 00:02:10,913 --> 00:02:13,064 [HEART BEATING] 36 00:02:19,596 --> 00:02:20,950 Satan: MAYII? 37 00:02:20,975 --> 00:02:21,933 AAH! 38 00:02:24,499 --> 00:02:26,132 OOH! OOH! OOH! 39 00:02:26,133 --> 00:02:27,233 AAH! HA HA HA! 40 00:02:27,234 --> 00:02:29,702 OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! 41 00:02:29,703 --> 00:02:30,970 OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! 42 00:02:30,971 --> 00:02:34,006 EW! OOH! 43 00:02:34,007 --> 00:02:35,107 OOH, OOH! AAH! 44 00:02:35,108 --> 00:02:36,775 AAH! 45 00:02:36,776 --> 00:02:37,609 [GROANS] 46 00:02:39,912 --> 00:02:43,515 OOH. 47 00:02:46,084 --> 00:02:49,186 Satan: I'LL BE BACK! 48 00:02:49,187 --> 00:02:52,288 OOH! 49 00:02:52,289 --> 00:02:54,323 OH, SHIT. 50 00:02:54,324 --> 00:02:55,993 [SIGHS] 51 00:02:57,345 --> 00:02:59,250 OOH. 52 00:03:02,174 --> 00:03:04,998 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY ARTISAN ENTERTAINMENT 53 00:03:10,906 --> 00:03:13,138 ♪ I WAS MINDING MY BUSINESS ♪ 54 00:03:13,163 --> 00:03:14,677 ♪ WHEN THE DEVIL WALKED IN ON ME ♪ 55 00:03:14,702 --> 00:03:15,896 ♪ OH, NO ♪ 56 00:03:15,921 --> 00:03:17,195 ♪ WAVING HIS HANDS SAID ♪ 57 00:03:17,278 --> 00:03:18,984 ♪ "COME ON, JUST FOLLOW ME" ♪ 58 00:03:19,174 --> 00:03:21,189 ♪ SO I, I LOOKED HIM IN THE EYE ♪ 59 00:03:21,214 --> 00:03:22,999 ♪ AND I SHOWED HIM TO THE DOOR ♪ 60 00:03:23,024 --> 00:03:23,864 ♪ OH, NO ♪ 61 00:03:23,889 --> 00:03:24,981 ♪ AND I TOLD HIM TO GET LOST ♪ 62 00:03:25,006 --> 00:03:26,841 ♪ 'CAUSE I'VE BEEN THERE ONCE BEFORE ♪ 63 00:03:26,866 --> 00:03:30,065 ♪ DON'T WANT TO BE RE-RE-RE-REPOSSESSED ♪ 64 00:03:31,482 --> 00:03:34,198 ♪ RE-RE-RE-REPOSSESSED ♪ 65 00:03:35,706 --> 00:03:38,321 ♪ RE-RE-RE-REPOSSESSED ♪ 66 00:03:39,498 --> 00:03:42,407 ♪ RE-RE-RE-REPOSSESSED ♪ 67 00:03:48,807 --> 00:03:50,976 ♪ NOW I'VE... I'VE BEEN INVITED ♪ 68 00:03:51,001 --> 00:03:52,825 ♪ TO THE NEVERLAND CALLED HELL ♪ 69 00:03:53,601 --> 00:03:55,053 ♪ IT'S MUCH TOO WARM FOR ME ♪ 70 00:03:55,078 --> 00:03:56,959 ♪ DON'T LIKE THE HEAT THAT WELL ♪ 71 00:03:56,984 --> 00:03:59,190 ♪ AND I LOOKED FEAR IN THE FACE ♪ 72 00:03:59,215 --> 00:04:01,648 ♪ SO MANY TIMES BEFORE ♪ 73 00:04:01,673 --> 00:04:04,914 ♪ AND THAT'S WHY I'M SO FAST TO SHOW HIM TO THE DOOR ♪ 74 00:04:04,939 --> 00:04:07,709 ♪ DON'T WANT TO BE RE-RE-RE-REPOSSESSED ♪ 75 00:04:07,734 --> 00:04:09,692 ♪ GET ON OUT... GET ON OUT OF THE DOOR ♪ 76 00:04:09,717 --> 00:04:11,426 ♪ RE-RE-RE-REPOSSESSED ♪ 77 00:04:11,451 --> 00:04:13,684 ♪ GET ON OUT... GET ON OUT OF THE DOOR ♪ 78 00:04:13,709 --> 00:04:16,364 ♪ RE-RE-RE-REPOSSESSED ♪ 79 00:04:16,860 --> 00:04:18,131 ♪ OH, NO ♪ 80 00:04:19,077 --> 00:04:20,277 ♪ UH-OH ♪ 81 00:04:23,246 --> 00:04:25,640 ♪ GET ON OUT... GET ON OUT OF THE DOOR ♪ 82 00:04:25,665 --> 00:04:28,235 ♪ RE-RE-RE-REPOSSESSED ♪ 83 00:04:54,658 --> 00:04:56,041 Priest, German accent: UH, ADAMS? 84 00:04:56,066 --> 00:04:56,603 HERE. 85 00:04:56,971 --> 00:04:57,852 BLAINE? 86 00:04:57,877 --> 00:04:58,710 YES, FATHER. 87 00:04:59,253 --> 00:05:00,355 GRIGSBY? 88 00:05:00,442 --> 00:05:01,327 HERE, FATHER. 89 00:05:02,542 --> 00:05:04,550 THE MORMON TABERNACLE CHOIR? 90 00:05:04,803 --> 00:05:07,206 ♪ HERE ♪ 91 00:05:09,809 --> 00:05:13,143 GOOD DAY TO YOU. I AM FATHER MAYII. 92 00:05:13,144 --> 00:05:15,979 AND I WOULD LIKE TO WELCOME YOU TO THE SEMINAR. 93 00:05:15,980 --> 00:05:19,349 I AM HERE TO DISCUSS AN INCIDENT IN MY LIFE 94 00:05:19,350 --> 00:05:21,984 THAT FIRST DESTROYED, 95 00:05:21,985 --> 00:05:25,725 AND THEN RENEWED MY BELIEF IN DIVINE INTERVENTION. 96 00:05:27,029 --> 00:05:32,536 17 YEARS AGO, A YOUNG GIRL WAS A VICTIM OF AN EPISODE 97 00:05:32,561 --> 00:05:35,016 OF DEMONIC POSSESSION, 98 00:05:35,316 --> 00:05:38,253 AND I WAS CALLED IN TO RESCUE HER SOUL. 99 00:05:39,638 --> 00:05:42,699 NOW, THAT BATTLE LEFT ME BROKEN PHYSICALLY, 100 00:05:43,098 --> 00:05:43,981 AND MENTALLY... 101 00:05:45,827 --> 00:05:47,246 BUT RECENTLY, 102 00:05:47,271 --> 00:05:49,340 MY FAITH HAS BEEN RENEWED. 103 00:05:50,085 --> 00:05:54,167 AND I BELIEVE THAT EVEN THE MOST CYNICAL AMONG YOU HERE 104 00:05:54,416 --> 00:05:56,267 WILL... FIND... 105 00:05:56,292 --> 00:05:57,406 THIS STORY... 106 00:05:58,287 --> 00:05:59,478 INSPIRING. 107 00:06:02,061 --> 00:06:05,627 YOUNG LADY, WOULD YOU PULL DOWN YOUR DRESS? 108 00:06:05,652 --> 00:06:06,526 SURE. 109 00:06:08,607 --> 00:06:09,440 UP! 110 00:06:09,687 --> 00:06:10,522 OOH. 111 00:06:18,517 --> 00:06:20,912 Mayii: I HAD LONG SINCE LOST TRACK 112 00:06:20,937 --> 00:06:22,219 OF THE CHILD NANCY. 113 00:06:22,573 --> 00:06:25,182 SHE HAD GROWN TO WOMANHOOD AND GOT MARRIED, 114 00:06:25,207 --> 00:06:27,884 AND HAD SETTLED DOWN WITH HER HUSBAND 115 00:06:27,909 --> 00:06:29,477 AND 2 LOVELY CHILDREN, 116 00:06:29,583 --> 00:06:31,601 IN A PICTURESQUE NEIGHBORHOOD 117 00:06:31,626 --> 00:06:34,709 WITH PLAYFUL CHILDREN AND PICKET FENCES, 118 00:06:34,991 --> 00:06:36,308 AND LOTS OF CAUCASIANS. 119 00:06:36,333 --> 00:06:37,166 AH-CHOO! 120 00:06:38,710 --> 00:06:40,166 TV announcer: SO, FOR THE FIFTH TIME, 121 00:06:40,191 --> 00:06:41,282 THIS CHARITY MATCH 122 00:06:41,307 --> 00:06:42,937 BETWEEN THE PRO HOCKEY ALL-STARS, 123 00:06:42,962 --> 00:06:44,820 AND PEGGY HAMILL'S PALS ON ICE 124 00:06:44,845 --> 00:06:46,211 HAS TURNED UGLY, DAN. 125 00:06:46,236 --> 00:06:47,858 Dan: YEAH, AND IT WAS RUSTY THE ROOSTER 126 00:06:47,883 --> 00:06:49,589 WHO STARTED IT ALL WITH HIS... 127 00:06:49,676 --> 00:06:50,904 [IN A BRITISH ACCENT] ...FOR ANOTHER EPISODE 128 00:06:50,929 --> 00:06:52,387 OF BRIDE'S HEAD REVISITED... 129 00:06:52,423 --> 00:06:53,661 AT LAST... 130 00:06:53,889 --> 00:06:56,761 MY DEAR, SWEET, LOVING BRIDE! 131 00:06:56,786 --> 00:06:58,359 OH, MY DARLING! 132 00:06:58,641 --> 00:07:00,275 OK, KIDS, DINNER'S ALMOST READY! 133 00:07:00,300 --> 00:07:01,428 TURN OFF THE TV! 134 00:07:01,453 --> 00:07:02,749 WHAT ARE WE HAVING? 135 00:07:02,774 --> 00:07:05,786 OH, YOUR FAVORITE... PRIME RIBS, SWEET POTATOES, 136 00:07:05,811 --> 00:07:09,098 GREEN BEANS... AND SPLIT PEA SOUP. 137 00:07:09,123 --> 00:07:11,489 [DRAMATIC DRUM BEATS] 138 00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:14,741 NOT AGAIN! OH, MOM! 139 00:07:14,766 --> 00:07:16,234 Both: I HATE SPLIT PEA SOUP! 140 00:07:16,259 --> 00:07:17,394 YOU KNOW WE HATE IT. 141 00:07:17,419 --> 00:07:18,916 MOM, WE HATE IT! 142 00:07:18,941 --> 00:07:20,836 I SAID THEY WERE LOVELY CHILDREN. 143 00:07:20,861 --> 00:07:23,685 AT THIS POINT, THEY HAD NOT TAKEN ACTING LESSONS. 144 00:07:25,443 --> 00:07:27,727 REALLY, MOM, I WANT TO CHANGE MY NAME. 145 00:07:27,728 --> 00:07:30,329 ALL MY GIRLFRIENDS THINK IT'S DORKY. 146 00:07:30,330 --> 00:07:32,799 OH, HONEY, BUT FRIEDA IS SUCH A NICE NAME. 147 00:07:33,244 --> 00:07:36,241 NOT MY FIRST NAME. MY LAST NAME... AGLET. 148 00:07:36,408 --> 00:07:38,537 COME ON! WHAT'S IT MEAN, ANYWAY? 149 00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:41,674 WELL, FRIEDA, IN THE OLD DAYS, 150 00:07:41,699 --> 00:07:44,544 AGLET MEANT HE WHO PUTS THOSE TINY PLASTIC THINGS 151 00:07:44,569 --> 00:07:45,913 ON THE END OF SHOELACES. 152 00:07:45,938 --> 00:07:48,884 SEE, BACK THEN, A MAN'S NAME WAS THE SAME AS HIS OCCUPATION. 153 00:07:48,967 --> 00:07:51,413 OH, LIKE A MAN NAMED FRED CARPENTER 154 00:07:51,414 --> 00:07:52,456 WOULD BUILD HOUSES? 155 00:07:52,481 --> 00:07:53,143 MM-HMM. 156 00:07:53,168 --> 00:07:54,745 OR A THOMAS BAKER MADE BREAD? 157 00:07:54,770 --> 00:07:55,309 EXACTLY. 158 00:07:55,392 --> 00:07:57,353 SO, WHAT DID JOHN HANCOCK DO? 159 00:07:59,290 --> 00:08:01,365 WELL, THERE WERE SOME EXCEPTIONS. 160 00:08:01,625 --> 00:08:03,426 TV: ♪ CLAP ON ♪ [CLAP, CLAP] 161 00:08:03,451 --> 00:08:05,138 ♪ CLAP OFF ♪ [CLAP CLAP] 162 00:08:05,163 --> 00:08:07,044 ♪ CLAP ON, CLAP OFF ♪ 163 00:08:07,069 --> 00:08:08,599 ♪ THE CLAPPER ♪ [CLAP CLAP] 164 00:08:10,890 --> 00:08:15,387 Announcer: HERE'S ERNEST AND FANNY RAE WELLER. 165 00:08:23,872 --> 00:08:25,989 HEY, BLESS YOU! 166 00:08:26,247 --> 00:08:29,702 GOD BLESS YOU! 167 00:08:30,366 --> 00:08:34,443 WELCOME TO ERNEST AND FANNY'S MIRACLE HOUR. 168 00:08:34,468 --> 00:08:35,761 I AM ERNEST... 169 00:08:35,786 --> 00:08:37,401 AND I'M FANNY. 170 00:08:37,426 --> 00:08:40,213 OH, AND YOU ALL KNOW LITTLE FOO-FOO. 171 00:08:40,283 --> 00:08:42,457 All: HI, FOO-FOO! 172 00:08:42,458 --> 00:08:45,979 OH, FOO-FOO SAYS, "GOD BLESS YOU, EVERYONE." 173 00:08:46,178 --> 00:08:48,166 HA HA HA HA. 174 00:08:48,319 --> 00:08:51,587 WE HAVE A TERRIFIC LINE-UP OF INSPIRATION 175 00:08:51,612 --> 00:08:53,141 FOR YOU ON THIS PROGRAM. 176 00:08:53,166 --> 00:08:56,281 AS USUAL, WE'LL BE READING SOME PASSAGES 177 00:08:56,306 --> 00:08:57,402 FROM THE GOOD BOOK. 178 00:08:57,485 --> 00:08:59,716 AND JUST POSSIBLY, WE WILL HEAL 179 00:08:59,741 --> 00:09:01,541 SOME OF OUR SICKLY, AND/OR... 180 00:09:01,542 --> 00:09:03,137 CRIPPLED FOLLOWERS. 181 00:09:03,162 --> 00:09:04,987 AND YOU KNOW, ERNEST, 182 00:09:05,346 --> 00:09:08,179 FOO-FOO JUST LOVES WHEN YOU HEAL PEOPLE. 183 00:09:08,398 --> 00:09:10,140 FOO-FOO IS A GOOD DOG. 184 00:09:10,259 --> 00:09:12,094 ARF! WHY, YOU LITTLE SHIT! 185 00:09:12,250 --> 00:09:15,380 [ALL GASP] ...ZU. SHIH-TZU. 186 00:09:15,575 --> 00:09:17,041 All: AHH. 187 00:09:17,127 --> 00:09:18,356 Boy: I DON'T WANT TO WATCH THIS! 188 00:09:18,357 --> 00:09:19,148 NO, WAY! 189 00:09:19,187 --> 00:09:21,401 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY... COME ON, NOW. 190 00:09:21,426 --> 00:09:23,514 OK, OK. I'LL CHANGE IT. 191 00:09:23,864 --> 00:09:25,499 Ernest: WHY, YOU LITTLE FOO-FOO. 192 00:09:25,530 --> 00:09:26,761 [REMOTE CONTROL CLICKING] 193 00:09:26,844 --> 00:09:28,265 THAT'S STRANGE. 194 00:09:28,679 --> 00:09:29,568 I DON'T KNOW... 195 00:09:29,593 --> 00:09:31,019 MAYBE THE BATTERIES ARE DEAD. 196 00:09:31,102 --> 00:09:32,764 I'LL CHANGE IT MYSELF. 197 00:09:32,789 --> 00:09:36,185 Ernest: WE'RE GOING TO DEFEAT THE MIGHTIEST EVIL OF ALL... 198 00:09:36,411 --> 00:09:39,008 THE DEVIL HIMSELF! 199 00:09:40,018 --> 00:09:43,913 NEVER FORGET THAT SATAN CONSTANTLY SURROUNDS US, 200 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:45,549 WITH BUT ONE GOAL IN MIND... 201 00:09:46,704 --> 00:09:48,686 TO STEAL YOUR SOUL! 202 00:09:55,356 --> 00:09:58,959 [YELLING] 203 00:10:11,435 --> 00:10:13,003 Nancy: SILENCE! 204 00:10:13,004 --> 00:10:15,405 [IN AN EERIE VOICE] ONE MORE WORD 205 00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:17,027 OUT OF YOU LITTLE SACKS OF SHIT, 206 00:10:17,059 --> 00:10:19,723 AND THERE'LL BE NO MORE TV FOR YOU TONIGHT! 207 00:10:19,790 --> 00:10:20,829 [GROANS] 208 00:10:22,294 --> 00:10:24,815 HA HA HA HA! 209 00:10:25,472 --> 00:10:26,698 AHH... 210 00:10:29,251 --> 00:10:32,506 OH! UHH! UHH... 211 00:10:33,010 --> 00:10:36,183 OH! OH, KIDS, I'M SO SORRY! 212 00:10:36,208 --> 00:10:37,825 I DON'T KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME! 213 00:10:37,826 --> 00:10:38,776 OH! 214 00:10:40,455 --> 00:10:42,428 20 BUCKS SAYS IT'S P.M.S. 215 00:10:42,429 --> 00:10:43,960 [NANCY SCREAMS] 216 00:10:43,985 --> 00:10:46,130 MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP! 217 00:10:46,155 --> 00:10:50,435 AAH! MAKE IT STOP! 218 00:10:50,436 --> 00:10:53,422 [SCREAMING] 219 00:10:53,447 --> 00:10:56,250 [CRYING] 220 00:11:00,575 --> 00:11:02,568 I HATE THAT CONTROL. 221 00:11:04,558 --> 00:11:06,741 OH, HONEY, I'M SO SORRY. 222 00:11:06,820 --> 00:11:08,737 HEY, DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF. 223 00:11:08,820 --> 00:11:10,121 I SHOULD'VE DUCKED. 224 00:11:12,354 --> 00:11:13,569 YOU HAVE THIS THING CHECKED OUT 225 00:11:13,594 --> 00:11:15,477 BY DR. HACKETT TOMORROW, OK? 226 00:11:16,860 --> 00:11:17,894 [SQUISH] 227 00:11:20,871 --> 00:11:22,136 [HISSES] 228 00:11:22,161 --> 00:11:23,339 [GROWLS] 229 00:11:23,385 --> 00:11:26,655 YEP. DEFINITELY P.M.S. 230 00:11:26,989 --> 00:11:31,902 I HAD NO IDEA THAT SATAN HAD ENTERED NANCY'S BODY. 231 00:11:32,384 --> 00:11:34,712 AND SEIZED HER SOUL ONCE AGAIN. 232 00:11:35,578 --> 00:11:38,345 AS A MATTER OF FACT, AT THAT TIME, 233 00:11:38,774 --> 00:11:40,616 I WAS SO BURNED-OUT... AS THEY SAY IN CALIFORNIA... 234 00:11:40,641 --> 00:11:43,130 I COULDN'T FIND MY BUTT WITH BOTH MY HANDS. 235 00:11:44,473 --> 00:11:46,718 I TOOK A SABBATICAL, AND I TRAVELED. 236 00:11:47,411 --> 00:11:49,021 BUT NO MATTER WHERE I WENT, 237 00:11:49,046 --> 00:11:51,564 THE MEMORY OF THAT AWFUL NIGHT 238 00:11:51,589 --> 00:11:52,774 KEPT HAUNTING ME. 239 00:11:52,806 --> 00:11:55,210 [GROANING] 240 00:12:00,431 --> 00:12:02,465 OH, HONEY, I FORGOT TO GRAB MY PURSE. 241 00:12:02,466 --> 00:12:03,080 LET'S GO BACK. 242 00:12:03,169 --> 00:12:04,002 ALL RIGHT. 243 00:12:07,545 --> 00:12:08,285 [BANG] 244 00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:09,683 Ha! Ha! Ha! 245 00:12:31,812 --> 00:12:33,818 HERE? NOW? 246 00:12:33,843 --> 00:12:35,171 [GIGGLING] 247 00:12:40,665 --> 00:12:43,271 OH, EXCUSE ME. ARE YOU GETTING OFF? 248 00:12:46,667 --> 00:12:50,305 P.A.: DR. FINGERS, PLEASE REPORT TO PROCTOLOGY. 249 00:12:50,330 --> 00:12:51,344 DR. FINGERS... 250 00:12:51,369 --> 00:12:52,960 OH, DOCTOR... DR. HACKETT? 251 00:12:53,376 --> 00:12:54,810 UH, NO. I'M NOT A DOCTOR. 252 00:12:54,811 --> 00:12:56,980 BUT I DO PLAY ONE ON TELEVISION. 253 00:12:57,005 --> 00:12:59,182 THAT'S WHY I RECOMMEND NEW BUFFER CAPS 254 00:12:59,550 --> 00:13:01,813 FOR FAST-ACTING, LONG RELIEF. 255 00:13:01,838 --> 00:13:04,878 YOU'RE LUCKY, RICK. NOT MANY AMPUTEES 256 00:13:04,903 --> 00:13:07,028 ARE FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO RECEIVE A TRANSPLANTED ARM. 257 00:13:07,053 --> 00:13:09,222 I KNOW, BUT IT'S TOO BAD THAT WRESTLER 258 00:13:09,247 --> 00:13:10,675 HAD TO DIE FOR ME TO GET IT. 259 00:13:10,700 --> 00:13:13,103 Man, Chinese accent: CALL FOR DR. HACKETT! 260 00:13:13,128 --> 00:13:14,173 UH-OH. GOT TO GO. 261 00:13:14,198 --> 00:13:14,859 SEE YOU IN REHAB. 262 00:13:14,884 --> 00:13:16,609 SURE DOC. UHH! 263 00:13:17,492 --> 00:13:18,937 [GRUNTING] 264 00:13:23,592 --> 00:13:25,092 OH, HELLO, DR. HACKETT. 265 00:13:25,117 --> 00:13:26,941 HELLO, NANCY. LONG TIME, NO SEE. 266 00:13:27,505 --> 00:13:30,182 SO, UH, WHAT SEEMS TO BE YOUR PROBLEM? 267 00:13:30,307 --> 00:13:32,476 SOMETHING CAME OVER ME LAST NIGHT. 268 00:13:32,477 --> 00:13:36,786 I JUST FELT SUCH... INCREDIBLE ANGER. 269 00:13:36,926 --> 00:13:39,162 THEN, SUDDENLY, I VOMITED ON MY FAMILY. 270 00:13:40,222 --> 00:13:41,495 HMM. 271 00:13:42,095 --> 00:13:43,259 SMOOTH OR CHUNKY? 272 00:13:43,284 --> 00:13:45,180 UH, SMOOTH. 273 00:13:45,288 --> 00:13:47,089 OH, DOCTOR, WHAT COULD IT BE? 274 00:13:47,090 --> 00:13:49,291 POSSIBLY THE FLU. I JUST HAD 275 00:13:49,292 --> 00:13:51,325 A COUPLE OF CASES OF IT COME IN TODAY. 276 00:13:51,326 --> 00:13:52,635 I MUST ADMIT THAT HOSPITALS 277 00:13:52,660 --> 00:13:54,095 HAVE ALWAYS FRIGHTENED ME. 278 00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:57,174 NANCY, RELAX. RELAX. 279 00:14:01,903 --> 00:14:02,891 HMM... 280 00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:07,474 HMM... 281 00:14:10,064 --> 00:14:11,127 HMM... 282 00:14:11,844 --> 00:14:14,045 SO, WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? 283 00:14:14,046 --> 00:14:16,964 WELL, IN A NUTSHELL, I TOOK A SURVEY 284 00:14:16,989 --> 00:14:18,864 OF ALL THE DOCTORS GATHERED HERE. 285 00:14:18,913 --> 00:14:20,514 WHEN I TALLIED THEIR OPINIONS, 286 00:14:20,597 --> 00:14:22,187 THE SURVEY SAID... 287 00:14:22,212 --> 00:14:23,358 All, applauding: GOOD ANSWER! 288 00:14:23,383 --> 00:14:25,918 GOOD ANSWER! 289 00:14:28,146 --> 00:14:30,393 OH, DEAR LORD, WHY? 290 00:14:30,714 --> 00:14:35,007 I MEAN, AFTER MY EXORCISM, I-I'VE STRIVED TO LEAD 291 00:14:35,032 --> 00:14:37,718 A GOOD, CLEAN, DECENT LIFE. 292 00:14:38,218 --> 00:14:40,840 I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING MORALLY WRONG. 293 00:14:41,333 --> 00:14:43,743 OH, EXCEPT WATCH THAT ROB LOWE VIDEO. 294 00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:46,574 JUST GIVE ME A SIGN. 295 00:14:49,087 --> 00:14:54,826 [CUCKOO CUCKOO] 296 00:14:55,453 --> 00:14:57,482 [CAR SCREECHING] 297 00:14:57,507 --> 00:14:58,421 [THUD AND SCREAMING] 298 00:14:58,456 --> 00:15:00,568 ♪ HALLELUJAH ♪ 299 00:15:00,593 --> 00:15:03,089 OH, THAT'S IT! 300 00:15:03,114 --> 00:15:05,390 ♪ HALLELUJAH ♪ 301 00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:09,438 Mayii: NANCY REACHED OUT FOR THE GUIDANCE OF GOD. 302 00:15:09,556 --> 00:15:12,065 SHE DISCOVERED THAT SHE WAS NOT THE ONLY ONE 303 00:15:12,148 --> 00:15:13,696 WALKING THE STREETS IN SEARCH OF THE PATH 304 00:15:13,697 --> 00:15:15,374 OF PENITENCE AND TRUTH. 305 00:15:15,601 --> 00:15:18,554 GOD COMFORTS EVEN THE LOWLIEST OF THEM, 306 00:15:18,671 --> 00:15:21,722 EVEN THOUGH THEY LACK ANY SHRED OF INTELLIGENCE. 307 00:15:21,980 --> 00:15:23,587 THE NAME'S NORTH, MA'AM. 308 00:15:23,704 --> 00:15:25,319 I HAVE A RESERVATION. 309 00:15:25,603 --> 00:15:28,265 LET'S SEE... UH, YES. MR. NORTH. 310 00:15:28,380 --> 00:15:29,140 HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN 311 00:15:29,165 --> 00:15:30,695 SINCE YOUR LAST CONFESSION? 312 00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:33,103 [WHISPERING] 313 00:15:33,382 --> 00:15:35,383 I DON'T RECALL, COUNSEL. 314 00:15:35,734 --> 00:15:37,146 OK, UH, PLEASE FOLLOW ME. 315 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,771 IT WAS HERE SHE MET FATHER LUKE BROPHY... 316 00:15:41,888 --> 00:15:43,757 A DEDICATED YOUNG PRIEST. 317 00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:45,812 HE WHO GIVES OF HIMSELF 318 00:15:46,476 --> 00:15:49,244 TO SOMEONE OTHER THAN HIMSELF 319 00:15:49,914 --> 00:15:52,082 WILL FIND THAT HE SHALL RECEIVE 320 00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:54,352 FROM THAT SOMEONE... 321 00:15:55,985 --> 00:15:57,370 SOMETHING THAT... THAT... 322 00:15:57,409 --> 00:15:59,597 SOMEONE OTHER THAN HE... 323 00:16:00,933 --> 00:16:02,806 UH... WAIT, UM... 324 00:16:02,807 --> 00:16:05,143 OK, HE... 325 00:16:06,112 --> 00:16:08,791 SHALL RECEIVE THAT WHICH HE GAVE. 326 00:16:09,432 --> 00:16:10,766 OF HIMSELF, WHICH, 327 00:16:10,821 --> 00:16:12,448 UH... [STAMMERS] 328 00:16:14,276 --> 00:16:15,956 I SAID HE WAS DEDICATED. 329 00:16:16,011 --> 00:16:18,055 I DID NOT SAY HE WAS ARTICULATE. 330 00:16:18,430 --> 00:16:20,588 LOOK, JUST BE GOOD TO EACH OTHER. 331 00:16:20,589 --> 00:16:23,312 All: OHH! 332 00:16:23,406 --> 00:16:24,187 WITH THAT IN MIND, 333 00:16:24,212 --> 00:16:25,874 I WILL NOW ASK OUR USHERS 334 00:16:25,899 --> 00:16:27,723 TO PLEASE PASS AROUND THE DONATION BASKET. 335 00:16:27,748 --> 00:16:29,067 OUR CHURCH THANKS YOU. 336 00:16:29,830 --> 00:16:32,598 Mayii: FATHER BROPHY WAS A MAN OF INTEGRITY. 337 00:16:32,785 --> 00:16:34,866 A MAN DEDICATED TO HIS BELIEFS. 338 00:16:34,867 --> 00:16:37,984 A MAN ABOUT 5' 10" IN HIS STOCKING FEET. 339 00:16:38,859 --> 00:16:41,307 IT WAS FATHER LUKE 340 00:16:41,308 --> 00:16:42,773 WHO WOULD MAKE ME ONCE AGAIN COME FACE-TO-FACE 341 00:16:42,774 --> 00:16:46,264 WITH MY NIGHTMARES, AND WOULD INTRODUCE ME 342 00:16:46,289 --> 00:16:48,647 TO SOME VERY INTERESTING ARMENIAN FOOD. 343 00:16:49,434 --> 00:16:51,559 AS A MATTER OF FACT, IT WAS AT THE DINNER TABLE 344 00:16:51,584 --> 00:16:53,820 THAT HE HEARD HIS BROTHER SAY, "LUKE... 345 00:16:54,384 --> 00:16:56,221 ALWAYS WIPE THE RIM." 346 00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:10,046 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 347 00:17:12,343 --> 00:17:13,382 SISTER BROTHERS... 348 00:17:13,429 --> 00:17:14,965 EXCUSE ME, FATHER. 349 00:17:14,990 --> 00:17:16,970 WHILE TALLYING THE DONATIONS, 350 00:17:16,971 --> 00:17:18,031 I CAME UPON THIS NOTE 351 00:17:18,056 --> 00:17:19,617 WITH YOUR NAME WRITTEN ON IT. 352 00:17:19,642 --> 00:17:20,475 THANK YOU. 353 00:17:24,436 --> 00:17:25,615 Student: FATHER MAYII? 354 00:17:25,698 --> 00:17:26,531 YES, YES? 355 00:17:26,719 --> 00:17:28,647 IS IT TRUE THAT PRIESTS AND NUNS 356 00:17:28,672 --> 00:17:30,202 HAVE ORGIES IN THE VATICAN? 357 00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:31,424 WHAT? 358 00:17:33,318 --> 00:17:36,851 FATHER LUKE SUFFERED FROM THE BURDEN OF SELF-DOUBT, 359 00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:39,057 ALWAYS QUESTIONING HIMSELF. 360 00:17:39,281 --> 00:17:41,188 WAS HE GOOD ENOUGH TO BE A PRIEST? 361 00:17:41,271 --> 00:17:43,660 SHOULD HE HAVE BEEN A RABBI INSTEAD? 362 00:17:43,809 --> 00:17:46,267 AFTER ALL, THEY DO HAVE SUNDAYS OFF. 363 00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:48,816 AND THE QUESTION THAT NAGGED HIM THE MOST... 364 00:17:48,899 --> 00:17:52,289 WHY WEREN'T THERE ANY JAPANESE PLAYERS IN THE NBA? 365 00:17:52,750 --> 00:17:54,703 WAS IT THE HAND OF THE ALMIGHTY 366 00:17:54,704 --> 00:17:56,929 THAT DREW LUKE TO THE PHONE THAT NIGHT? 367 00:17:57,012 --> 00:17:58,407 [RINGING] 368 00:17:58,785 --> 00:18:00,305 OR HAD HE JUST FORGOTTEN 369 00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:02,334 TO LEAVE HIS ANSWERING MACHINE ON AGAIN? 370 00:18:02,404 --> 00:18:03,237 HELLO? 371 00:18:03,937 --> 00:18:06,463 FATHER BROPHY? HI. THIS IS NANCY AGLET. 372 00:18:06,488 --> 00:18:08,900 I'M THE ONE THAT LEFT YOU THAT NOTE TODAY. 373 00:18:09,113 --> 00:18:10,184 THAT'S SO STRANGE. 374 00:18:10,185 --> 00:18:11,079 I WAS JUST ABOUT TO PHONE YOU. 375 00:18:11,118 --> 00:18:13,218 I HOPE I'M NOT DISTURBING YOU. 376 00:18:13,243 --> 00:18:14,620 I LOOKED YOUR NAME UP IN THE PHONE BOOK. 377 00:18:14,621 --> 00:18:15,853 THAT'S OK. NOW, WHAT'S THIS 378 00:18:15,878 --> 00:18:17,852 ABOUT YOUR HAVING A RELIGIOUS PROBLEM? 379 00:18:17,935 --> 00:18:18,768 [SIGHS] 380 00:18:18,992 --> 00:18:19,825 HONEY... 381 00:18:20,227 --> 00:18:22,504 OH, SORRY. HAVE YOU SEEN MY NOSE HAIR CLIPPERS? 382 00:18:22,587 --> 00:18:24,411 UM, THEY'RE IN THE, UH, CABINET. 383 00:18:26,787 --> 00:18:29,600 LISTEN, I REALLY CAN'T TALK ABOUT THIS OVER THE PHONE. 384 00:18:29,601 --> 00:18:31,168 IS IT POSSIBLE YOU COULD COME OVER TONIGHT, 385 00:18:31,169 --> 00:18:32,615 SO WE COULD SPEAK PRIVATELY? 386 00:18:32,685 --> 00:18:35,084 UH, WELL, YOU SEE, IT'S MY, UH... 387 00:18:35,109 --> 00:18:38,012 PLEASE, FATHER. IT'S VERY, VERY SERIOUS. 388 00:18:38,168 --> 00:18:39,776 SURE. WHERE DO YOU LIVE? 389 00:18:40,469 --> 00:18:43,554 I LIVE AT 733 SEX DRIVE. 390 00:18:44,465 --> 00:18:46,410 THANK YOU. GOOD-BYE. 391 00:18:46,676 --> 00:18:47,509 GOOD-BYE. 392 00:18:55,557 --> 00:18:56,414 HEY, LET'S PLAY 393 00:18:56,439 --> 00:18:58,339 WITH THE MYSTIC SPIRIT BOARD, OK? 394 00:18:58,364 --> 00:18:59,603 [DOORBELL RINGS] 395 00:18:59,628 --> 00:19:01,049 ENTER, PLEASE. 396 00:19:05,805 --> 00:19:07,199 WELL, WELCOME, FATHER. 397 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:08,788 I'M BRAYDON AGLET. 398 00:19:08,813 --> 00:19:09,388 HELLO. 399 00:19:09,504 --> 00:19:11,540 AND THESE ARE MY CHILDREN NED AND FRIEDA. 400 00:19:11,623 --> 00:19:12,479 HI. Ned: HI. 401 00:19:12,504 --> 00:19:13,916 COME ON, DAD, LET'S PLAY! 402 00:19:14,806 --> 00:19:16,348 COME ON, DAD, PLEASE, LET'S PLAY. 403 00:19:16,373 --> 00:19:17,647 IN A SECOND. 404 00:19:17,970 --> 00:19:19,804 NANCY SAID YOU'D BE DROPPING BY. 405 00:19:19,829 --> 00:19:21,186 SOMETHING ABOUT HER DOING SOME WORK 406 00:19:21,211 --> 00:19:22,153 WITH THE CHURCH? 407 00:19:22,423 --> 00:19:23,959 UH, SOMETHING LIKE THAT, YES. 408 00:19:24,006 --> 00:19:25,888 WHAT SHOULD WE ASK IT FIRST, DAD? 409 00:19:25,971 --> 00:19:27,678 OH, WELL, UH... WELL, THERE'S SOMETHING 410 00:19:27,761 --> 00:19:29,666 I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO ASK. 411 00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:32,571 WILL TED KENNEDY EVER BECOME PRESIDENT? 412 00:19:32,596 --> 00:19:34,328 [WHOOSHING] 413 00:19:42,425 --> 00:19:45,665 HO HO HO! I GUESS NOT, EH, KIDS? 414 00:19:45,690 --> 00:19:47,888 [DEMONIC VOICE] BRAYDON, I THOUGHT WE'D SPOKEN 415 00:19:47,913 --> 00:19:49,698 ABOUT USING THAT THING IN THIS HOUSE. 416 00:19:49,781 --> 00:19:52,723 I NEVER WANT TO SEE THAT THING IN THIS HOUSE AGAIN! 417 00:19:56,386 --> 00:19:59,354 OHH! OH, I'M SO SORRY! 418 00:19:59,476 --> 00:20:00,570 OHH... 419 00:20:00,736 --> 00:20:03,601 FATHER, MAYBE WE COULD... 420 00:20:03,643 --> 00:20:06,017 GO IN THE OTHER ROOM AND SPEAK PRIVATELY? 421 00:20:06,126 --> 00:20:06,959 SURE. 422 00:20:09,672 --> 00:20:11,908 IT WAS... IT WAS VERY NICE MEETING YOU. 423 00:20:19,071 --> 00:20:20,763 I-I ASSUME YOU DON'T WANT YOUR FAMILY 424 00:20:20,788 --> 00:20:21,880 KNOWING ABOUT THIS. 425 00:20:21,905 --> 00:20:23,270 NO, I DON'T. 426 00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:28,607 NO ONE KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED TO ME IN MY PAST. AND WHAT I BELIEVE IS HAPPENING TO ME NOW. 427 00:20:28,690 --> 00:20:30,681 OK, AND WHAT EXACTLY IS THAT? 428 00:20:32,213 --> 00:20:34,684 I BELIEVE I'M BEING POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL. 429 00:20:35,852 --> 00:20:36,914 THE DEVIL? 430 00:20:39,461 --> 00:20:41,662 MRS. AGLET, ARE YOU UNDER ANY KIND 431 00:20:41,686 --> 00:20:43,802 OF PSYCHIATRIC CARE AT ALL? 432 00:20:44,074 --> 00:20:46,613 I ONCE GAVE MY WORD NEVER TO SHOW ANYONE 433 00:20:46,638 --> 00:20:48,109 WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE. 434 00:20:59,828 --> 00:21:01,534 HIGH SCHOOL DEBATING CHAMPION? 435 00:21:09,109 --> 00:21:10,883 PAPAL SEAL OF POSSESSION? 436 00:21:14,152 --> 00:21:15,883 SIGNED BY THE POPE. 437 00:21:17,418 --> 00:21:18,251 MRS... 438 00:21:20,281 --> 00:21:22,021 MRS. AGLET, I APOLOGIZE, 439 00:21:22,046 --> 00:21:24,247 BUT I GUESS I'VE ALWAYS FELT 440 00:21:24,272 --> 00:21:26,354 THAT THESE STORIES OF DEMONIC POSSESSION 441 00:21:26,355 --> 00:21:28,767 WERE NOTHING MORE THAN RELIGIOUS FOLKLORE. 442 00:21:30,511 --> 00:21:32,774 WHY DID YOU CALL ME? WHY DIDN'T YOU CONTACT 443 00:21:32,799 --> 00:21:34,911 THE EXORCIST... FATHER MAGI? 444 00:21:34,936 --> 00:21:37,156 MAYII. FATHER JEDEDIAH MAYII. 445 00:21:39,155 --> 00:21:41,270 WELL, THEY SAY HE RETIRED FROM THE CHURCH 446 00:21:41,295 --> 00:21:42,753 RIGHT AFTER MY EXORCISM. 447 00:21:43,335 --> 00:21:46,512 WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE BEING POSSESSED AGAIN? 448 00:21:47,971 --> 00:21:51,229 SATAN'S SPIRIT FLEW RIGHT OUT OF MY TV SET 449 00:21:51,254 --> 00:21:52,721 AND INTO MY SOUL. 450 00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:56,105 OK... 451 00:21:56,455 --> 00:21:58,498 OH, NO, I KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY, 452 00:21:58,569 --> 00:22:00,920 BUT IT MUST BE TRUE. 453 00:22:01,029 --> 00:22:03,067 FATHER, PLEASE HELP ME. 454 00:22:03,092 --> 00:22:04,354 PLEASE! 455 00:22:05,752 --> 00:22:07,055 I'LL DO WHATEVER I CAN. 456 00:22:07,781 --> 00:22:08,643 HERE... 457 00:22:09,583 --> 00:22:10,778 TAKE THIS. 458 00:22:11,159 --> 00:22:12,184 IT MIGHT HELP. 459 00:22:19,253 --> 00:22:20,867 [GROWLING] 460 00:22:24,037 --> 00:22:25,058 UH, I, UH... 461 00:22:25,552 --> 00:22:29,322 I GOT TO GO NOW, OK? 462 00:22:29,783 --> 00:22:32,518 YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE, SCUZZBALL! 463 00:22:32,691 --> 00:22:33,562 [GROWLS] 464 00:22:33,953 --> 00:22:35,979 AH HA HA HA HA! 465 00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:41,070 [GROWLS] 466 00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:43,152 HA HA HA HA! 467 00:22:44,998 --> 00:22:46,550 THIS BLOOD IS MINE! 468 00:22:46,575 --> 00:22:48,652 DO YOU UNDERSTAND? THE BLOOD IS MINE! 469 00:22:48,677 --> 00:22:51,767 DAD! MOM'S HUMPING THE PRIEST! 470 00:22:52,307 --> 00:22:53,396 DIE! DIE! 471 00:22:53,421 --> 00:22:54,254 HOLY... 472 00:22:56,102 --> 00:22:56,632 HONEY... 473 00:22:56,633 --> 00:22:58,340 DIE, YOU SLUG! 474 00:22:58,379 --> 00:22:59,768 DIE! 475 00:23:01,930 --> 00:23:03,612 [IN A HIGH VOICE] HERE'S THE, UH, CAMERA, 476 00:23:03,695 --> 00:23:06,897 AND THE CASSETTE RECORDER THAT YOU ASKED FOR. THANK YOU. 477 00:23:06,922 --> 00:23:08,527 FATHER, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 478 00:23:08,610 --> 00:23:11,126 I MEAN, WE JUST HAD TO TIE MY WIFE DOWN TO THE BED. 479 00:23:11,209 --> 00:23:14,268 I'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING LIKE THAT BEFORE IN MY LIFE. 480 00:23:14,567 --> 00:23:15,783 WELL, EXCEPT THAT ONE TIME 481 00:23:15,808 --> 00:23:17,324 WHEN THE KIDS WERE AWAY AT CAMP. 482 00:23:17,407 --> 00:23:18,298 MR. AGLET... 483 00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:19,984 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR WIFE, 484 00:23:20,009 --> 00:23:21,624 BUT I'LL CERTAINLY DO ALL I CAN 485 00:23:21,649 --> 00:23:22,482 TO FIND OUT. 486 00:23:32,039 --> 00:23:35,842 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 487 00:23:49,310 --> 00:23:52,914 [TURNS MUSIC OFF] 488 00:23:57,264 --> 00:23:58,163 HELLO, NANCY. 489 00:24:03,530 --> 00:24:05,237 I MUST SAY, YOU CERTAINLY DON'T LOOK 490 00:24:05,262 --> 00:24:07,425 ANYTHING LIKE YOU DID A FEW MINUTES AGO. 491 00:24:07,426 --> 00:24:09,191 [DEMONIC VOICE] I AM THE DEVIL! 492 00:24:10,530 --> 00:24:11,363 WELL... 493 00:24:13,272 --> 00:24:14,904 I GUESS THAT MEANS THAT YOU AND I HAVE GONE 494 00:24:14,929 --> 00:24:16,982 FROM BEING FRIENDS TO BEING ENEMIES. 495 00:24:17,065 --> 00:24:20,241 I AM FAR MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE. 496 00:24:22,071 --> 00:24:22,904 MAYBE... 497 00:24:25,461 --> 00:24:27,911 HOWEVER, YOU ARE BUT ONE BEING. 498 00:24:29,460 --> 00:24:31,872 I REPRESENT THE BELIEF OF FAR MORE PEOPLE. 499 00:24:33,168 --> 00:24:34,982 DID YOU KNOW THAT THE CHRISTIAN RELIGION 500 00:24:34,983 --> 00:24:36,797 HAS OVER A BILLION FOLLOWERS? 501 00:24:36,958 --> 00:24:40,083 BIG DEAL. SO DOES THE WHEEL OF FORTUNE. 502 00:24:40,489 --> 00:24:43,372 SO, DON'T TRY TO IMPRESS ME WITH NUMBERS. 503 00:24:43,732 --> 00:24:46,466 I HATE ALL FORMS OF RELIGION. 504 00:24:46,773 --> 00:24:50,037 AND I HATE ALL WHO DO NOT BOW IN MY PRESENCE, 505 00:24:50,062 --> 00:24:52,366 NO MATTER IF THEY CALL THEMSELVES A BAPTIST, 506 00:24:52,391 --> 00:24:54,391 A PROTESTANT, A CATHOLIC, OR A JEW! 507 00:24:54,579 --> 00:24:55,747 OH, GOD BLESS YOU. 508 00:24:55,772 --> 00:24:56,732 SILENCE! 509 00:24:57,311 --> 00:24:58,945 WATCH YOURSELF, BOY. 510 00:24:59,569 --> 00:25:01,873 THE LAST COLLAR JOCKEY WHO SCREWED WITH ME 511 00:25:01,874 --> 00:25:04,175 ENDED UP WITH A DISLOCATED SHOULDER. 512 00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:07,055 YOU CAN'T FRIGHTEN ME. 513 00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:10,515 THEY FOUND IT IN BALTIMORE. 514 00:25:12,482 --> 00:25:13,989 BY THE WAY... 515 00:25:14,340 --> 00:25:16,118 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A LITTLE SOUVENIR 516 00:25:16,119 --> 00:25:17,822 FROM MY LAST CONQUEST? 517 00:25:20,829 --> 00:25:21,961 FATHER BROPHY, 518 00:25:21,986 --> 00:25:24,088 MEET FATHER MAYII. 519 00:25:24,113 --> 00:25:26,261 I NEVER THOUGHT THAT LOOKED LIKE ME. I-I... 520 00:25:26,262 --> 00:25:27,751 DOES THAT LOOK LIKE ME? 521 00:25:27,984 --> 00:25:30,279 I THINK IT LOOKS MORE LIKE PHIL DONAHUE. 522 00:25:30,606 --> 00:25:32,974 YOU SILLY, WEAK FOOL! 523 00:25:33,364 --> 00:25:34,882 PUTTING SO MUCH FAITH 524 00:25:34,907 --> 00:25:36,836 IN A GOD YOU'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN BEFORE. 525 00:25:36,837 --> 00:25:38,491 I DON'T NEED TO SEE HIM, 526 00:25:38,516 --> 00:25:40,306 FOR THE BIBLE SAYS THAT GOD CREATED MAN 527 00:25:40,307 --> 00:25:41,530 IN HIS OWN IMAGE. 528 00:25:41,586 --> 00:25:42,419 OH, YEAH. 529 00:25:43,476 --> 00:25:45,787 THEN HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN PEE-WEE HERMAN? 530 00:25:46,607 --> 00:25:47,681 ALL RIGHT... 531 00:25:49,882 --> 00:25:51,556 IF YOU REALLY ARE THE DEVIL, 532 00:25:52,084 --> 00:25:53,673 THEN WHY DON'T YOU PROVE IT? 533 00:25:56,514 --> 00:25:58,826 HOW ABOUT YOU DO SOMETHING SUPERNATURAL? 534 00:26:02,355 --> 00:26:04,034 NOT IMPRESSED, HUH? 535 00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:06,663 WELL, HOW ABOUT IF I... 536 00:26:07,882 --> 00:26:10,190 MAKE THE FILM BREAK? 537 00:26:10,286 --> 00:26:14,168 [SNAPPING AND FIZZLING] 538 00:26:14,837 --> 00:26:16,982 OH. OF... OF COURSE I LOVE YOU. YEAH. 539 00:26:17,779 --> 00:26:19,040 THIS EVENING, 8:30. 540 00:26:19,536 --> 00:26:20,697 TONIGHT? NO, NO. 541 00:26:20,901 --> 00:26:23,254 NO FEATHERS. WE'LL USE THE WHOLE CHICKEN. 542 00:26:27,668 --> 00:26:28,557 AHEM. 543 00:26:28,605 --> 00:26:31,282 FATHER BROPHY WAS VERY DISTURBED. 544 00:26:31,484 --> 00:26:32,360 [DOOR CLOSES] 545 00:26:39,367 --> 00:26:40,838 SO, FATHER, WHAT HAPPENED? 546 00:26:42,108 --> 00:26:43,660 IT MAY SOUND UNBELIEVABLE, 547 00:26:43,685 --> 00:26:45,473 BUT MY GUESS IS THAT NANCY IS... 548 00:26:45,523 --> 00:26:50,769 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 549 00:26:51,609 --> 00:26:53,063 POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL. 550 00:26:53,237 --> 00:26:54,117 YEAH, I KNEW IT! 551 00:26:54,142 --> 00:26:54,953 HE SAID IT'S ONLY A GUESS! 552 00:26:54,978 --> 00:26:56,412 I STILL SAY IT'S P.M.S. 553 00:26:57,430 --> 00:27:00,388 Mayii: AS FATHER BROPHY DROVE FROM THE AGLET HOME, 554 00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:03,059 A GREAT FEAR WELLED UP WITHIN HIM 555 00:27:03,153 --> 00:27:04,912 LIKE A BIG SNEEZE. 556 00:27:04,913 --> 00:27:06,215 YOU FEEL IT BUILD, 557 00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:07,607 BUT YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T STOP IT 558 00:27:07,632 --> 00:27:09,585 WITHOUT MAKING YOUR EARS PLUG UP 559 00:27:09,610 --> 00:27:11,675 AND A BUBBLE COME OUT OF YOUR NOSE. 560 00:27:12,276 --> 00:27:13,472 HOW COULD HE, 561 00:27:13,497 --> 00:27:15,789 A YOUNG, INEXPERIENCED PRIEST, 562 00:27:15,790 --> 00:27:18,553 DO BATTLE ALONE WITH THE DARK LORD HIMSELF? 563 00:27:19,175 --> 00:27:20,593 THEN, IT CAME TO HIM 564 00:27:21,558 --> 00:27:22,746 LIKE A SIGN FROM HEAVEN. 565 00:27:22,771 --> 00:27:24,342 [BRAKES SCREECHING] 566 00:27:24,367 --> 00:27:25,342 Man: HEY, HEY! 567 00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:27,514 I CAN'T SEE NOTHING! WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE? 568 00:27:27,539 --> 00:27:28,572 Second man: WHAT'S GOING ON? 569 00:27:28,655 --> 00:27:30,208 IS THAT YOU? HEY, GET UP! 570 00:27:32,603 --> 00:27:34,309 Mayii: THE YOUNG PRIEST HAD READ ABOUT 571 00:27:34,334 --> 00:27:37,261 THE EXORCISM I HAD PERFORMED IN 1973 572 00:27:37,515 --> 00:27:40,675 AS WELL AS MY 17-YEAR DECLINE INTO OBLIVION. 573 00:27:41,572 --> 00:27:43,396 BUT HE TRIED TO CALL ME ANYWAY. 574 00:27:48,820 --> 00:27:51,872 Mayii: STRANGELY, MY NUMBER KEPT RINGING BUSY. 575 00:27:52,257 --> 00:27:54,669 WAS IT SATAN'S TRICKERY AT WORK? 576 00:27:55,114 --> 00:27:56,857 OR WAS IT JUST MY PARTY LINE? 577 00:27:56,858 --> 00:28:00,127 [NOISE MAKER BLOWS] 578 00:28:00,128 --> 00:28:01,395 [PEOPLE LAUGHING AND CHEERING ON PHONE] 579 00:28:01,396 --> 00:28:03,863 IF HE HAD REACHED ME, 580 00:28:03,864 --> 00:28:05,806 I WOULD HAVE TOLD HIM NOT TO COME. 581 00:28:06,036 --> 00:28:07,861 I WAS WEAK AND TIRED, 582 00:28:08,439 --> 00:28:10,541 LISTLESS, OUT OF SORTS, AND... 583 00:28:11,143 --> 00:28:13,701 MY STOOLS WERE A LITTLE LOOSE. 584 00:28:19,380 --> 00:28:20,859 SISTER, I'M LOOKING FOR THE ROOM... 585 00:28:20,884 --> 00:28:22,309 HOLD OUT YOUR HANDS. 586 00:28:22,821 --> 00:28:23,727 EXCUSE ME? 587 00:28:23,916 --> 00:28:25,741 HOLD OUT YOUR HANDS. 588 00:28:29,344 --> 00:28:30,508 OW! 589 00:28:30,703 --> 00:28:32,547 DON'T RUN IN THE HALLWAYS! 590 00:28:34,817 --> 00:28:36,645 NOW, WHAT DO YOU NEED? 591 00:28:36,927 --> 00:28:39,629 WHICH ROOM IS FATHER JEDEDIAH MAYII IN? 592 00:28:39,817 --> 00:28:41,204 UPSTAIRS ON THE LEFT. 593 00:28:41,396 --> 00:28:42,331 THANK YOU. 594 00:28:44,266 --> 00:28:45,667 AH-AH-AH! 595 00:28:51,134 --> 00:28:51,967 OW! 596 00:28:54,442 --> 00:28:56,043 A FIERCE TORNADO SMASHED ITS WAY 597 00:28:56,044 --> 00:28:57,235 THROUGH AN UNPOPULATED, 598 00:28:57,260 --> 00:28:59,664 UNINHABITED STRETCH OF BARREN DESERT TODAY... [YAWNS LOUDLY] 599 00:28:59,689 --> 00:29:01,344 CAUSING NO NOTICEABLE DAMAGE 600 00:29:01,369 --> 00:29:02,602 TO AN UNSPECIFIED... 601 00:29:02,627 --> 00:29:03,578 [TV SOUNDS MUFFLED] 602 00:29:03,661 --> 00:29:05,150 [KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK] 603 00:29:05,151 --> 00:29:06,386 [GRUNTS] 604 00:29:06,411 --> 00:29:07,652 [KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK] 605 00:29:07,653 --> 00:29:08,689 YES? 606 00:29:09,353 --> 00:29:10,186 WHO IS IT? 607 00:29:11,496 --> 00:29:12,631 FATHER MAYII? 608 00:29:13,195 --> 00:29:14,726 YES, YOU MAY. 609 00:29:15,469 --> 00:29:17,199 FATHER, I'M FATHER LUKE BROPHY 610 00:29:17,224 --> 00:29:18,754 FROM OUR LADY OF THE EVENING. 611 00:29:18,779 --> 00:29:21,097 I'M TERRIBLY SORRY FOR COMING BY SO LATE, 612 00:29:21,098 --> 00:29:22,999 BUT THERE'S SOMEONE WHO DESPERATELY NEEDS YOU, 613 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,934 SOMEONE YOU HELPED A LONG TIME AGO. 614 00:29:24,935 --> 00:29:27,492 SOMEONE I HELPED A LONG TIME AGO? 615 00:29:27,517 --> 00:29:28,049 WHO? 616 00:29:28,171 --> 00:29:29,213 NANCY AGLET. 617 00:29:29,238 --> 00:29:29,892 I DON'T, UH... 618 00:29:29,917 --> 00:29:31,611 RECALL THE NAME. 619 00:29:31,783 --> 00:29:34,313 WELL, THEN MAYBE YOU'LL RECALL HER EXORCISM. 620 00:29:34,860 --> 00:29:36,279 OH, GOOD LORD. 621 00:29:36,991 --> 00:29:37,946 OH! 622 00:29:39,186 --> 00:29:41,544 LITTLE NANCY VELSMO. 623 00:29:41,724 --> 00:29:44,526 OH, THAT POOR CHILD. 624 00:29:44,645 --> 00:29:46,045 THAT POOR CHILD. 625 00:29:46,070 --> 00:29:48,730 SHE BARELY SURVIVED THE EXORCISM, 626 00:29:48,773 --> 00:29:49,726 AS DID I. 627 00:29:50,531 --> 00:29:52,800 AND YOU SAY THAT SHE NEEDS MY HELP? 628 00:29:53,771 --> 00:29:55,126 I THINK NANCY HAS BEEN... 629 00:29:55,151 --> 00:29:59,835 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS] 630 00:29:59,860 --> 00:30:01,107 REPOSSESSED. 631 00:30:01,132 --> 00:30:02,197 [INHALES] 632 00:30:02,222 --> 00:30:03,996 [MUFFLED] REPOSSESSED? 633 00:30:04,021 --> 00:30:05,597 [LENS SQUEAKING] 634 00:30:10,871 --> 00:30:12,433 REPOSSESSED? 635 00:30:12,667 --> 00:30:14,276 HOW CAN YOU BE SURE? 636 00:30:14,277 --> 00:30:16,710 SHE'S DISPLAYING ALL THE MAIN TRAITS... 637 00:30:16,735 --> 00:30:18,576 AN UNGODLY VOICE, 638 00:30:18,601 --> 00:30:20,514 MANIACAL FACIAL EXPRESSIONS, 639 00:30:20,539 --> 00:30:21,475 VIOLENT SPASMS... 640 00:30:21,500 --> 00:30:22,963 BUT THAT DOESN'T PROVE A THING. 641 00:30:22,988 --> 00:30:25,217 SHE COULD BE RELATED TO JOE COCKER. 642 00:30:26,403 --> 00:30:27,321 NO. 643 00:30:27,322 --> 00:30:29,023 COULD IT BE SHE HAS P.M.S.? 644 00:30:29,024 --> 00:30:30,875 FATHER, I'VE SEEN HER! 645 00:30:30,900 --> 00:30:31,742 [GROANS] SHE'S SUFFERING 646 00:30:31,767 --> 00:30:33,274 FROM SOMETHING UNHOLY. 647 00:30:33,629 --> 00:30:35,494 SATAN HAS TAKEN HER SOUL AGAIN! 648 00:30:35,495 --> 00:30:36,762 YOU HAVE TO HELP HER! 649 00:30:36,763 --> 00:30:37,909 I CAN'T. 650 00:30:37,934 --> 00:30:39,201 BUT YOU MUST! 651 00:30:39,299 --> 00:30:40,566 I CAN'T! 652 00:30:40,567 --> 00:30:42,268 I SAID IT, DAMN YOU. 653 00:30:42,968 --> 00:30:44,034 [GROANS QUIETLY] 654 00:30:44,112 --> 00:30:45,003 FATHER, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 655 00:30:45,028 --> 00:30:46,296 IT'S MY HEART. 656 00:30:47,422 --> 00:30:49,739 IT BEGAN AT NANCY'S EXORCISM. 657 00:30:50,233 --> 00:30:52,143 THAT'S WHY I CAN'T HELP YOU. 658 00:30:52,144 --> 00:30:53,978 IF SATAN SHOULD FIND ME IN THIS WEAKENED CONDITION, 659 00:30:53,979 --> 00:30:55,947 HE COULD TAKE POSSESSION OF MY SOUL 660 00:30:55,948 --> 00:30:57,265 AND BECOME EVEN STRONGER. 661 00:30:57,290 --> 00:30:58,982 BUT IF YOU CAN'T HELP HER, WHO CAN? 662 00:30:58,983 --> 00:31:00,203 I DON'T KNOW. 663 00:31:00,228 --> 00:31:01,405 [WHISPERING] I don't. 664 00:31:01,819 --> 00:31:03,087 I DON'T. 665 00:31:04,612 --> 00:31:07,354 BUT... GOOD LORD, YES! 666 00:31:07,990 --> 00:31:09,419 YOU COULD DO IT. 667 00:31:09,692 --> 00:31:11,973 YOU'RE YOUNG. YOU'RE STRONG. 668 00:31:13,771 --> 00:31:15,066 [ECHOING VOICE] LUKE... 669 00:31:15,190 --> 00:31:16,832 IT IS YOUR DESTINY. 670 00:31:17,143 --> 00:31:18,508 THERE'S NO WAY. 671 00:31:18,930 --> 00:31:21,714 YOU SEE, THERE'S SOMETHING THAT I HAVEN'T TOLD YOU. 672 00:31:21,797 --> 00:31:23,474 I THINK I'VE LOST MY FAITH. 673 00:31:23,571 --> 00:31:24,803 LUKE! 674 00:31:25,406 --> 00:31:27,544 I NEVER WANT TO HEAR YOU 675 00:31:27,569 --> 00:31:30,098 SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT AGAIN. 676 00:31:31,996 --> 00:31:33,645 NOW, WHY... 677 00:31:34,495 --> 00:31:36,531 WHY DON'T YOU... 678 00:31:36,711 --> 00:31:38,536 LOOK AT IT LIKE THIS. 679 00:31:40,021 --> 00:31:43,371 MAYBE THIS IS GOD'S WAY OF REAFFIRMING YOUR FAITH. 680 00:31:43,614 --> 00:31:45,475 WHILE YOU'RE SAVING NANCY'S SOUL, 681 00:31:45,500 --> 00:31:48,170 YOU'RE ALSO SAVING YOUR OWN SOUL AT THE SAME TIME. 682 00:31:48,246 --> 00:31:50,823 AFTER ALL, GOD DOES WORK IN STRANGE WAYS, DOESN'T HE? 683 00:31:50,848 --> 00:31:52,807 YES. YES, HE DOES. 684 00:31:53,571 --> 00:31:54,404 GOOD. 685 00:31:58,406 --> 00:32:00,963 YOU'VE GIVEN ME A LOT TO THINK ABOUT, FATHER. 686 00:32:01,046 --> 00:32:02,341 GOOD NIGHT, AND, UH... 687 00:32:02,827 --> 00:32:03,590 GOD BLESS YOU. 688 00:32:03,615 --> 00:32:05,386 GOD BLESS YOU, SON. 689 00:32:06,542 --> 00:32:08,895 NOW, YOU HAVE A GREAT DEAL OF WORK TO DO. 690 00:32:10,401 --> 00:32:11,280 AND LUKE... 691 00:32:11,858 --> 00:32:14,270 [ECHOING VOICE] MAY THE FAITH BE WITH YOU. 692 00:32:21,304 --> 00:32:23,222 Man, on TV: THIS JUST IN. 693 00:32:23,223 --> 00:32:25,750 FATHER MAYII HAS ONCE AGAIN 694 00:32:25,775 --> 00:32:29,069 WORMED HIS WAY OUT OF YET ANOTHER EXORCISM. 695 00:32:32,373 --> 00:32:34,002 FATHER MAYII. 696 00:32:34,213 --> 00:32:35,393 YES? 697 00:32:36,127 --> 00:32:38,570 WASN'T IT HARD TO... TO LIVE WITH YOURSELF 698 00:32:38,595 --> 00:32:40,486 AFTER COMPLETELY WIMPING OUT 699 00:32:40,511 --> 00:32:42,725 AND ALLOWING A WUSS LIKE FATHER LUKE 700 00:32:42,750 --> 00:32:44,935 TO GO UP AGAINST SATAN ALL BY HIMSELF? 701 00:32:45,107 --> 00:32:46,688 I MEAN, DIDN'T YOU FEEL LIKE 702 00:32:46,713 --> 00:32:48,801 A COMPLETE PIECE OF GUTLESS, SPINELESS, 703 00:32:48,826 --> 00:32:50,168 PRIMORDIAL SLIME? 704 00:32:53,810 --> 00:32:54,896 NEXT QUESTION. 705 00:32:55,733 --> 00:32:58,806 Mayii: LUKE KNEW LITTLE ABOUT THE RITUAL OF EXORCISM, 706 00:32:58,923 --> 00:33:00,663 SO HE ARRANGED FOR A MEETING 707 00:33:00,688 --> 00:33:03,453 WITH THE SUPREME COUNCIL FOR EXORCISM GRANTINGS. 708 00:33:06,997 --> 00:33:09,190 YOU LOOKING FOR FATHER LUKE? 709 00:33:11,884 --> 00:33:13,249 WRONG WINDOW. 710 00:33:13,274 --> 00:33:15,655 HE'S 4 WINDOWS TO YOUR RIGHT. 711 00:33:20,365 --> 00:33:23,718 Mayii: HIS STOMACH WAS ACTING UP LIKE A SCHNAUZER IN HEAT. 712 00:33:24,067 --> 00:33:25,661 WOULD THEY BELIEVE HIM? 713 00:33:26,010 --> 00:33:27,296 WOULD THEY MOCK HIM? 714 00:33:27,678 --> 00:33:29,687 WOULD THEY VALIDATE HIS PARKING? 715 00:33:31,207 --> 00:33:33,428 HE TURNED TO THE GOOD BOOK FOR COMFORT. 716 00:33:33,511 --> 00:33:35,151 [COINS CLICKING] 717 00:33:35,932 --> 00:33:37,700 [MACHINE HUMMING] 718 00:33:45,153 --> 00:33:46,111 FATHER BROPHY? 719 00:33:46,728 --> 00:33:47,611 PLEASE COME IN. 720 00:33:49,142 --> 00:33:51,663 FATHER BROPHY, I AM FATHER CROSBY. 721 00:33:52,374 --> 00:33:53,451 FATHER STILLS... 722 00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:55,373 FATHER NASH... 723 00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:56,735 AND FATHER YOUNG. 724 00:33:58,417 --> 00:34:02,837 [BEAT BOXING] 725 00:34:02,993 --> 00:34:04,435 Brophy, rapping: ♪ I'M GONNA TELL YOU ALL ♪ 726 00:34:04,460 --> 00:34:05,943 ♪ ABOUT A MOTHER WHO'S FLY ♪ 727 00:34:05,968 --> 00:34:07,584 ♪ I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT MY HOME BOY ♪ 728 00:34:07,609 --> 00:34:08,743 ♪ FATHER MAYII ♪ 729 00:34:08,927 --> 00:34:10,073 ♪ HE CAST OUT THE DEVIL ♪ 730 00:34:10,098 --> 00:34:11,338 ♪ AND HE DIDN'T EVEN YELL ♪ 731 00:34:11,363 --> 00:34:12,463 ♪ AND NOW THE FOOL IS COOLIN' ♪ 732 00:34:12,488 --> 00:34:13,956 ♪ IN A PLACE CALLED HELL ♪ 733 00:34:13,981 --> 00:34:15,310 ♪ ALL THE CATHOLICS IN THE HOUSE ♪ 734 00:34:15,335 --> 00:34:16,467 ♪ SAY HO-O ♪ 735 00:34:16,492 --> 00:34:17,897 All: HO-O! 736 00:34:23,451 --> 00:34:24,628 Crosby: DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE... 737 00:34:24,691 --> 00:34:26,528 OH, THERE YOU ARE, ERNEST. 738 00:34:26,568 --> 00:34:30,590 I'M SURE YOU KNOW ERNEST AND FANNY RAE WELLER. 739 00:34:30,744 --> 00:34:32,410 HELLO. HELLO! 740 00:34:32,435 --> 00:34:33,135 [DOG WHIMPERS] 741 00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:35,899 OH, FOO-FOO SAYS HELLO, TOO! 742 00:34:36,045 --> 00:34:38,345 All: HI, FOO-FOO! 743 00:34:38,370 --> 00:34:40,024 [LAUGHS] 744 00:34:40,049 --> 00:34:41,567 SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT. 745 00:34:41,592 --> 00:34:43,217 WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, FATHER, 746 00:34:43,242 --> 00:34:44,636 WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE? 747 00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:46,430 THE WELLERS ARE OUR GUESTS. 748 00:34:46,586 --> 00:34:49,620 IT'S ALL PART OF THE INTERFAITH EXCHANGE PROGRAM 749 00:34:49,645 --> 00:34:50,970 THE CHURCH HAS ADOPTED. 750 00:34:50,995 --> 00:34:51,800 I SEE. 751 00:34:51,825 --> 00:34:54,620 WE UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE PRESENTING EVIDENCE 752 00:34:54,677 --> 00:34:57,152 REGARDING POSSIBLE DEMONIC POSSESSION. 753 00:34:57,726 --> 00:34:58,650 PLEASE BEGIN. 754 00:35:05,401 --> 00:35:09,075 [UPBEAT PIANO MUSIC BEGINS] 755 00:35:09,437 --> 00:35:11,802 ♪ I WAS MINDING MY BUSINESS ♪ 756 00:35:11,827 --> 00:35:13,926 ♪ WHEN THE DEVIL WALKED IN ON ME ♪ 757 00:35:14,356 --> 00:35:16,072 ♪ WAVING HIS HANDS, SAID ♪ 758 00:35:16,073 --> 00:35:17,673 ♪ COME ON, JUST FOLLOW ME ♪ 759 00:35:17,674 --> 00:35:19,911 ♪ SO I... I LOOKED HIM IN THE EYES ♪ 760 00:35:19,936 --> 00:35:22,263 ♪ AND I SHOWED HIM TO THE DOOR ♪ 761 00:35:22,288 --> 00:35:23,671 ♪ AND I TOLD HIM TO GET LOST ♪ 762 00:35:23,696 --> 00:35:25,357 ♪ 'CAUSE I'VE BEEN THERE ONCE BEFORE ♪ 763 00:35:25,382 --> 00:35:26,216 ♪ DON'T WANNA BE ♪ 764 00:35:26,241 --> 00:35:27,814 ♪ RE-RE-RE ♪ 765 00:35:27,815 --> 00:35:28,976 ♪ REPOSSESSED ♪ 766 00:35:30,180 --> 00:35:31,685 ♪ RE-RE-RE ♪ 767 00:35:31,686 --> 00:35:32,660 ♪ REPOSSESSED ♪ 768 00:35:32,685 --> 00:35:34,509 Brophy: AND FOR THESE REASONS... 769 00:35:34,816 --> 00:35:36,659 I FEEL AN EXORCISM IS WARRANTED. 770 00:35:36,769 --> 00:35:38,579 DO YOU HAVE ANY FURTHER INFORMATION 771 00:35:38,604 --> 00:35:40,726 THAT WE MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER? 772 00:35:40,878 --> 00:35:43,552 DID I MENTION THAT MRS. AGLET ALSO... 773 00:35:43,623 --> 00:35:45,358 GAVE ME A LITTLE HEAD? 774 00:35:51,459 --> 00:35:53,561 I PRAY YOU GRANT THIS EXORCISM. 775 00:35:54,092 --> 00:35:55,404 IF I MAY... 776 00:35:55,429 --> 00:35:57,063 [ARF] [GRR] 777 00:35:58,234 --> 00:36:01,264 IT IS MY OPINION THAT HE HAS INDEED PROVED 778 00:36:01,936 --> 00:36:04,352 THAT AN EXORCISM IS NECESSARY. 779 00:36:04,508 --> 00:36:05,501 FURTHERMORE... 780 00:36:06,549 --> 00:36:09,072 WHY DON'T WE TELEVISE THIS EXORCISM? 781 00:36:09,344 --> 00:36:10,772 Both: HMM. 782 00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:18,874 COME ON. 783 00:36:18,899 --> 00:36:20,296 [GIGGLES] 784 00:36:20,728 --> 00:36:21,608 [DOG GROWLS] 785 00:36:21,671 --> 00:36:23,952 [ARF] [GRR] 786 00:36:25,209 --> 00:36:26,987 WELL, MR. FINANCIAL ADVISOR. 787 00:36:27,167 --> 00:36:28,857 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY PLAN? 788 00:36:28,882 --> 00:36:31,113 EVER SINCE YOUR LITTLE MIDNIGHT LIAISONS 789 00:36:31,138 --> 00:36:33,538 WITH THAT BOY'S CHOIR WENT PUBLIC, 790 00:36:33,539 --> 00:36:36,198 THE MINISTRY'S CONTRIBUTIONS HAVE GONE DOWN DRAMATICALLY. 791 00:36:36,281 --> 00:36:39,782 YOUR PLAN BETTER NET $6 MILLION IN 2 WEEKS, 792 00:36:39,807 --> 00:36:41,102 BECAUSE IF IT DOESN'T, 793 00:36:41,512 --> 00:36:43,353 THE WORD ON THE STREET IS... 794 00:36:43,666 --> 00:36:45,383 YOUR MINISTRY IS HISTORY. 795 00:36:47,275 --> 00:36:48,781 AARON, WHY DON'T YOU JUST... 796 00:36:48,864 --> 00:36:49,697 LIGHTEN UP. 797 00:36:51,881 --> 00:36:52,611 Fanny Rae: COME ON, NOW, 798 00:36:52,636 --> 00:36:54,089 GO GET THE BALL FROM DADDY. 799 00:36:54,090 --> 00:36:55,860 COME ON! HA HA! 800 00:36:55,885 --> 00:36:57,321 [TOY SQUEAKS] [ARF] 801 00:36:57,460 --> 00:36:59,320 OH, NO... OH... OH, ERNEST! 802 00:36:59,345 --> 00:37:02,273 LOOK WHAT I DID TO MY NEW DRESS! 803 00:37:02,298 --> 00:37:05,381 AND DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THIS COST OUR FOLLOWERS? 804 00:37:06,123 --> 00:37:08,503 OH, NO, JUST LOOK AT THIS MESS. 805 00:37:08,631 --> 00:37:09,772 WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 806 00:37:10,172 --> 00:37:11,539 [ARF ARF ARF] 807 00:37:13,479 --> 00:37:14,908 FOO-FOO? 808 00:37:15,429 --> 00:37:16,810 FOO-FOO! 809 00:37:17,505 --> 00:37:19,545 ERNIE, WHERE'S FOO-FOO? 810 00:37:22,458 --> 00:37:25,443 Audience: BYE, FOO-FOO! 811 00:37:25,621 --> 00:37:27,220 SO, MR. WELLER. 812 00:37:27,569 --> 00:37:29,777 THEY SAY YOU HAVE A GREAT IDEA FOR MY NETWORK. 813 00:37:29,860 --> 00:37:31,318 WELL, MR. TARTASTEIN, 814 00:37:31,343 --> 00:37:33,270 THIS SPECIAL IS CALLED... 815 00:37:33,295 --> 00:37:36,213 ERNEST AND FANNY'S EXORCISM TONIGHT. 816 00:37:36,238 --> 00:37:37,692 IT WILL BE BROADCAST LIVE 817 00:37:37,717 --> 00:37:40,473 THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE WORLD VIA SATELLITE. 818 00:37:40,498 --> 00:37:43,300 IT WILL AIR CONTINUOUSLY UNTIL THE FINAL OUTCOME. 819 00:37:43,383 --> 00:37:45,110 ALL THE COMMERCIAL PROCEEDS 820 00:37:45,377 --> 00:37:46,495 GO TO YOUR NETWORK. 821 00:37:46,669 --> 00:37:48,302 AND ALL THE PHONE DONATIONS 822 00:37:48,501 --> 00:37:49,678 COME TO MY MINISTRY. 823 00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:52,858 YOU DON'T MIND DOING BUSINESS 824 00:37:52,883 --> 00:37:54,157 WITH THE DEVIL, DO YOU, MR. TARTASTEIN? 825 00:37:54,240 --> 00:37:55,667 HA. ARE YOU KIDDING? 826 00:37:55,849 --> 00:37:58,202 HOW DO YOU THINK LOVE BOAT GOT ON THE AIR? 827 00:37:58,972 --> 00:38:00,763 SO, DO WE HAVE A DEAL? 828 00:38:01,309 --> 00:38:02,250 WE HAVE A DEAL. 829 00:38:02,275 --> 00:38:04,515 MAY ERNEST AND FANNY'S EXORCISM TONIGHT 830 00:38:04,881 --> 00:38:08,133 BE THIS NETWORK'S BIGGEST RATINGS BONANZA! 831 00:38:15,011 --> 00:38:15,949 FATHER MAYII? 832 00:38:16,402 --> 00:38:16,902 YES? 833 00:38:17,175 --> 00:38:18,353 HAVE YOU ADHERED STRICTLY 834 00:38:18,378 --> 00:38:19,885 TO YOUR VOW OF CELIBACY? 835 00:38:20,264 --> 00:38:21,413 YES, I HAVE. 836 00:38:21,961 --> 00:38:22,953 ME, TOO. 837 00:38:23,167 --> 00:38:24,935 I'M NOT SURPRISED. 838 00:38:24,936 --> 00:38:26,437 MINE WAS BY CHOICE. 839 00:38:27,178 --> 00:38:28,405 [DOOR CLOSES] 840 00:38:30,341 --> 00:38:31,749 MRS. AGLET? 841 00:38:33,873 --> 00:38:34,808 HEH HEH. 842 00:38:35,894 --> 00:38:37,527 HEAR MY WORDS, DEMON. 843 00:38:37,913 --> 00:38:40,449 I WILL CAST THEE FROM THIS POOR WOMAN'S SOUL, 844 00:38:40,511 --> 00:38:42,767 BECAUSE THOU ART THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS, 845 00:38:42,850 --> 00:38:44,319 THE EPITOME OF ALL EVIL. 846 00:38:45,272 --> 00:38:47,446 EAT SHIT AND DIE. 847 00:38:49,141 --> 00:38:51,891 LET'S SEE GERALDO RIVERA TOP THIS. 848 00:38:53,894 --> 00:38:57,172 WAIT TILL THEY GET A LOAD OF ME. 849 00:38:57,727 --> 00:38:58,831 [LAUGHS EVILLY] 850 00:38:59,989 --> 00:39:02,372 I HAD NO WAY OF KNOWING 851 00:39:02,592 --> 00:39:05,924 THE FORCES OF EVIL WERE GROWING EVER MORE POWERFUL. 852 00:39:06,039 --> 00:39:07,881 BUT SOMEHOW I SENSED... 853 00:39:08,554 --> 00:39:11,030 IT WAS NOT NANCY AGLET THE DEVIL WANTED. 854 00:39:11,475 --> 00:39:12,730 HE WANTED ME, 855 00:39:12,871 --> 00:39:14,945 AND, BY GOD, I HAD TO BE READY. 856 00:39:15,558 --> 00:39:18,796 SO I DECIDED TO NOT ONLY REVITALIZE MY FAITH 857 00:39:19,128 --> 00:39:21,992 BUT TO RESTORE MY PHYSICAL STRENGTH AS WELL. 858 00:39:22,421 --> 00:39:24,421 AS THEY SAY IN GREENWICH VILLAGE... 859 00:39:25,267 --> 00:39:27,735 TO TIGHTEN AND TONE MY BUNS. 860 00:39:28,180 --> 00:39:30,361 EXCUSE ME. UH, I'M FATHER MAYII. 861 00:39:30,386 --> 00:39:31,054 I CALLED... 862 00:39:31,079 --> 00:39:32,549 HEY, PADRE! 863 00:39:32,574 --> 00:39:33,618 HOW YOU DOIN'? 864 00:39:33,669 --> 00:39:34,970 I'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU. 865 00:39:34,995 --> 00:39:36,648 ARE YOU READY FOR THE WORKOUT NOW? 866 00:39:36,731 --> 00:39:37,765 WHAT ARE WE GONNA WORK ON TODAY? 867 00:39:37,790 --> 00:39:38,508 PECMANS? 868 00:39:38,533 --> 00:39:39,672 BUTTISSIMO? 869 00:39:40,064 --> 00:39:41,330 AH, THE OLD ABBA DABBAS 870 00:39:41,355 --> 00:39:42,935 LOOK A LITTLE SOFT, HUH? 871 00:39:42,936 --> 00:39:43,769 I BEG YOUR PARDON... 872 00:39:43,794 --> 00:39:45,018 FIRST THINGS FIRST. 873 00:39:45,112 --> 00:39:46,439 LET'S PUT THIS ON YOUR WRIST. 874 00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:47,179 WHAT IS THAT? 875 00:39:47,204 --> 00:39:49,252 OK, THIS IS A DIGITAL HEART MONITOR. 876 00:39:49,335 --> 00:39:50,444 WHEN YOUR HEART RATE 877 00:39:50,469 --> 00:39:51,943 REACHES A CERTAIN STRESS LEVEL, 878 00:39:51,968 --> 00:39:52,801 IT BEEPS. 879 00:39:52,892 --> 00:39:54,069 THE HARDER YOU PUMP, 880 00:39:54,348 --> 00:39:55,489 THE FASTER IT BEEPS. 881 00:39:55,514 --> 00:39:56,278 OH. 882 00:39:56,303 --> 00:39:57,386 HI THERE, SAILOR. 883 00:40:00,047 --> 00:40:02,434 HEH. HEH. SAILOR. 884 00:40:02,459 --> 00:40:03,575 YOU KNOW... 885 00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:05,886 HE MUST THINK THIS IS A NAVAL UNIFORM. 886 00:40:06,683 --> 00:40:08,352 [WOMEN GIGGLING] 887 00:40:12,517 --> 00:40:15,181 [WOMEN GIGGLE] 888 00:40:16,618 --> 00:40:17,549 OH... 889 00:40:17,574 --> 00:40:20,068 [MONITOR BEEPING] 890 00:40:20,755 --> 00:40:21,935 HEY, YOUR HOLINESS. 891 00:40:22,288 --> 00:40:23,121 YOU OK? 892 00:40:24,619 --> 00:40:26,342 WELL, LET'S ROCK AND ROLL! COME ON! 893 00:40:26,397 --> 00:40:28,804 NO, NO, I DON'T WANT TO GO TO THE WOMEN'S GYMNASIUM. 894 00:40:28,887 --> 00:40:31,078 AH, YOUR H-NESS, THIS IS THE 90s. 895 00:40:31,426 --> 00:40:32,949 EVERYBODY'S DOING IT TOGETHER. COME ON. 896 00:40:32,974 --> 00:40:34,811 OH, I... I JUST REMEMBERED. 897 00:40:34,836 --> 00:40:35,417 I HAVE ANOTHER APPOINTMENT. 898 00:40:35,442 --> 00:40:36,689 PADRE, LISTEN TO ME. FIRST OF ALL, 899 00:40:36,714 --> 00:40:38,048 YOU CAN'T WORK OUT IN THIS. 900 00:40:38,073 --> 00:40:40,050 LET'S GO PUT SOME REAL WORKOUT CLOTHES ON. 901 00:40:40,133 --> 00:40:40,835 HOW YOU DOING? 902 00:40:40,860 --> 00:40:42,738 MIND KEEPING THAT DOOR CLOSED, PLEASE? 903 00:40:42,821 --> 00:40:44,375 WHAT DO YOU SAY WE START SWEATING... 904 00:40:44,458 --> 00:40:45,657 FOR THE LORD. BUT I REALLY... 905 00:40:45,658 --> 00:40:46,835 COME ON. HERE WE GO. 906 00:40:49,816 --> 00:40:50,757 EXCUSE ME. 907 00:40:50,956 --> 00:40:51,896 HI, FATHER. 908 00:40:52,380 --> 00:40:53,654 IS THERE A CONVENTION IN TOWN? 909 00:40:53,728 --> 00:40:55,942 [TECHNOTRONIC'S PUMP UP THE JAM BEGINS] 910 00:40:55,967 --> 00:40:57,533 ♪ PUMP UP THE JAM ♪ 911 00:40:57,534 --> 00:40:58,480 ♪ PUMP IT UP ♪ 912 00:40:58,505 --> 00:41:00,278 ♪ WHILE YOUR FEET ARE THUMPIN' ♪ 913 00:41:00,303 --> 00:41:02,137 ♪ AND THE JAM IS PUMPIN' ♪ 914 00:41:02,138 --> 00:41:03,872 ♪ LOOK AT HERE THE CROWD IS JUMPIN' ♪ 915 00:41:03,873 --> 00:41:05,052 ♪ PUMP IT UP ♪ 916 00:41:05,077 --> 00:41:05,927 ♪ A LITTLE MORE ♪ 917 00:41:05,952 --> 00:41:07,896 ♪ GET THE PARTY GOING ON THE DANCE FLOOR ♪ 918 00:41:07,921 --> 00:41:10,411 ♪ SEE, 'CAUSE THAT'S WHERE THE PARTY'S AT ♪ 919 00:41:10,412 --> 00:41:12,248 ♪ AND YOU'LL FIND OUT IF YOU DO THAT ♪ 920 00:41:12,331 --> 00:41:13,470 ♪ I DON'T WANT ♪ 921 00:41:13,495 --> 00:41:14,274 ALL RIGHT, FATHER. 922 00:41:14,299 --> 00:41:15,327 YOU WANNA CONCENTRATE NOW. 923 00:41:15,352 --> 00:41:19,378 BACK STRAIGHT, STOMACH IN NICE AND TIGHT, OK? THIS IS A GREAT EXERCISE FOR THE INNER THIGH. 924 00:41:19,403 --> 00:41:20,890 WHEN I COUNT TO 3, 925 00:41:20,915 --> 00:41:21,841 BREATHE NORMALLY, 926 00:41:21,924 --> 00:41:23,735 AND EASE OUT SLOWLY. 927 00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:24,791 READY? COME ON, NOW. 928 00:41:24,816 --> 00:41:25,816 ONE... 929 00:41:25,841 --> 00:41:27,793 2... AH! 930 00:41:27,818 --> 00:41:29,294 ♪ MAKE MY DAY ♪ 931 00:41:29,295 --> 00:41:30,901 ♪ MAKE MY ♪ 932 00:41:30,926 --> 00:41:31,948 [EFFEMINATELY] WELL... 933 00:41:32,031 --> 00:41:33,263 HELLO THERE. 934 00:41:33,264 --> 00:41:34,728 HOW YOU DOING? 935 00:41:34,753 --> 00:41:37,043 I ALWAYS WANTED TO HAVE A PERSONAL TRAINER. 936 00:41:37,068 --> 00:41:38,861 EXCUSE ME, I'M LOOKING FOR A MAN. 937 00:41:38,886 --> 00:41:40,366 OH, NO, YOU GO FIND ONE OF YOUR OWN. 938 00:41:40,391 --> 00:41:41,803 THIS ONE'S ALREADY TAKEN. 939 00:41:42,849 --> 00:41:44,408 CHECK, PLEASE. 940 00:41:44,409 --> 00:41:46,142 ♪ WHILE YOUR FEET ARE THUMPIN' ♪ 941 00:41:46,143 --> 00:41:48,076 ♪ AND THE JAM IS PUMPIN' ♪ 942 00:41:48,077 --> 00:41:49,645 ♪ LOOK AT HERE THE CROWD IS JUMPIN' ♪ 943 00:41:49,646 --> 00:41:52,080 ♪ PUMP IT UP A LITTLE MORE ♪ 944 00:41:52,081 --> 00:41:53,849 ♪ GET THE PARTY GOIN' ON THE DANCE FLOOR ♪ 945 00:41:53,874 --> 00:41:55,083 ♪ SEE, 'CAUSE THAT'S WHERE THE PARTY'S AT ♪ 946 00:41:55,084 --> 00:41:56,485 SLOWLY. 947 00:41:57,198 --> 00:41:58,266 THERE YOU GO. 948 00:41:58,531 --> 00:42:00,170 [EXHALES] 949 00:42:00,195 --> 00:42:01,562 LET'S GO FOR 10, OK? 950 00:42:02,545 --> 00:42:04,491 FATHER MAYII, I'M SO GLAD I FOUND YOU. 951 00:42:04,492 --> 00:42:05,927 I WENT TO VISIT YOU AT THE HOME, BUT... 952 00:42:05,952 --> 00:42:08,198 THE SISTER AT THE FRONT DESK SAID YOU WERE HERE. 953 00:42:08,223 --> 00:42:09,888 LUKE, YOU LOOK TROUBLED. 954 00:42:09,913 --> 00:42:11,932 BUT THEN, YOU'VE ALWAYS LOOKED TROUBLED. 955 00:42:11,957 --> 00:42:14,811 THE SUPREME COUNCIL HAS GRANTED THE EXORCISM. 956 00:42:14,996 --> 00:42:16,181 WELL, THANK GOD. 957 00:42:16,206 --> 00:42:17,812 THERE'S A CATCH, I'M AFRAID. 958 00:42:17,837 --> 00:42:19,661 HAVE YOU HEARD OF ERNEST WELLER? 959 00:42:19,788 --> 00:42:22,553 THE EVANGELIST WITH THE WIFE AND MATCHING DOG? 960 00:42:23,571 --> 00:42:26,833 WELLER HAS CONVINCED THEM TO TELEVISE THE EXORCISM. 961 00:42:27,020 --> 00:42:27,853 WHAT? 962 00:42:28,359 --> 00:42:29,739 MY GOD! 963 00:42:30,192 --> 00:42:31,916 THAT CHARLATAN! 964 00:42:32,283 --> 00:42:33,766 THAT HYPOCRITE! 965 00:42:34,048 --> 00:42:35,985 AH! 966 00:42:35,986 --> 00:42:37,310 THERE. YOU SEE? 967 00:42:37,335 --> 00:42:39,413 SOMEONE ELSE WHO KNOWS THAT IT'S WRONG. 968 00:42:39,496 --> 00:42:41,018 YOU'RE A GOOD MAN, LARRY. 969 00:42:41,151 --> 00:42:42,591 IT'S A SACRILEGE. 970 00:42:42,592 --> 00:42:44,128 IT'S A TRAVESTY. 971 00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:46,399 TELEVISED EXORCISM? 972 00:42:46,424 --> 00:42:48,938 I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT THEY'D DO SUCH A THING! 973 00:42:48,963 --> 00:42:50,866 WELL, THEY CLAIM THAT IT WILL CONVERT MILLIONS. 974 00:42:50,891 --> 00:42:52,927 MILLIONS! IN WELLER'S POCKET! 975 00:42:53,128 --> 00:42:54,401 THE MAN IS A THIEF! 976 00:42:54,402 --> 00:42:56,172 HE'S A SWINDLER! 977 00:42:56,219 --> 00:42:58,836 HE'S A CROOK POSING AS A MAN OF GOD! 978 00:42:58,861 --> 00:43:00,037 THAT'S THE SPIRIT, FATHER! 979 00:43:00,062 --> 00:43:01,401 TOGETHER, WE CAN DO IT! 980 00:43:01,484 --> 00:43:02,388 NO, LUKE. 981 00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:03,367 AH! 982 00:43:03,665 --> 00:43:04,933 [CRASH] 983 00:43:05,871 --> 00:43:07,660 THINK OF NANCY, FATHER. 984 00:43:07,805 --> 00:43:09,787 YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WITH THE EXPERIENCE. 985 00:43:09,870 --> 00:43:12,176 NO, LUKE, I DO NOT HAVE THE STRENGTH. 986 00:43:12,315 --> 00:43:13,561 YOU MUST DO IT. 987 00:43:13,586 --> 00:43:15,600 RAISE UP YOUR FAITH, LUKE. 988 00:43:15,918 --> 00:43:18,535 MAKE IT A GIANT SWORD AGAINST SATAN. 989 00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:19,393 REMEMBER... 990 00:43:19,647 --> 00:43:21,186 FAITH CAN MOVE MOUNTAINS. 991 00:43:21,525 --> 00:43:23,360 YEAH! 992 00:43:25,436 --> 00:43:26,874 ♪ PUMP UP THE JAM ♪ 993 00:43:26,899 --> 00:43:27,858 ♪ PUMP IT UP ♪ 994 00:43:27,883 --> 00:43:29,772 ♪ WHILE YOUR FEET ARE THUMPIN' ♪ 995 00:43:29,797 --> 00:43:31,304 ♪ AND THE JAM IS PUMPIN' ♪ 996 00:43:31,329 --> 00:43:33,472 ♪ LOOK AT HERE THE CROWD IS JUMPIN' ♪ 997 00:43:33,497 --> 00:43:34,583 ♪ PUMP IT UP ♪ 998 00:43:34,608 --> 00:43:35,388 ♪ A LITTLE MORE ♪ 999 00:43:35,413 --> 00:43:37,239 ♪ GET YOUR PARTY GOIN' ON THE DANCE FLOOR ♪ 1000 00:43:37,264 --> 00:43:39,305 ♪ SEE, 'CAUSE THAT'S WHERE THE PARTY'S AT ♪ 1001 00:43:39,330 --> 00:43:41,507 ♪ AND YOU'LL FIND OUT IF YOU DO THAT ♪ 1002 00:43:41,707 --> 00:43:43,096 ♪ I DON'T WANT ♪ 1003 00:43:43,409 --> 00:43:45,045 ♪ A PLACE TO STAY ♪ 1004 00:43:45,046 --> 00:43:47,705 ♪ GET YOUR BOOTY ON THE FLOOR TONIGHT ♪ 1005 00:43:47,730 --> 00:43:49,216 ♪ MAKE MY DAY ♪ 1006 00:43:49,363 --> 00:43:50,718 ♪ I DON'T WANT ♪ 1007 00:43:51,035 --> 00:43:52,785 ♪ A PLACE TO STAY ♪ 1008 00:43:52,786 --> 00:43:55,280 ♪ GET YOUR BOOTY ON THE FLOOR TONIGHT ♪ 1009 00:43:55,305 --> 00:43:56,387 ♪ MAKE MY DAY ♪ 1010 00:43:56,388 --> 00:43:58,040 6... 7... 1011 00:43:58,065 --> 00:43:59,315 GOOD, LET'S SWITCH! 1012 00:43:59,340 --> 00:44:00,602 ONE... 2... 1013 00:44:01,249 --> 00:44:02,778 3... 4... 1014 00:44:03,246 --> 00:44:04,663 5... 6... 1015 00:44:04,957 --> 00:44:07,088 7... AND REACH TO THE SIDE. 1016 00:44:07,113 --> 00:44:08,305 AND ONE! COME ON! 1017 00:44:08,330 --> 00:44:10,455 BEND! 3 AND 4! 1018 00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:12,817 5, 6, 7. 1019 00:44:12,842 --> 00:44:14,270 TWIST AGAIN. 1020 00:44:14,271 --> 00:44:15,742 FEEL IT, COME ON, WORK IT! 1021 00:44:15,964 --> 00:44:17,566 4... 5... 1022 00:44:17,961 --> 00:44:19,245 6... 7... 1023 00:44:19,270 --> 00:44:21,385 NOW THE UPPER ARMS REACH. 1024 00:44:21,618 --> 00:44:24,286 COME ON. 3, 3, 5. 1025 00:44:24,311 --> 00:44:26,183 6. FORWARD! 1026 00:44:26,208 --> 00:44:27,385 FORWARD. 1027 00:44:27,410 --> 00:44:29,103 2, 3, FASTER! 1028 00:44:29,128 --> 00:44:31,214 1, 2, 3, 4. 1029 00:44:31,239 --> 00:44:32,653 COME ON, SUMMER'S COMING! 1030 00:44:32,654 --> 00:44:34,020 GET THOSE BUTTS IN GEAR! 1031 00:44:34,021 --> 00:44:35,989 2, 3, 4. 1032 00:44:35,990 --> 00:44:37,710 LET'S WORK WITH DOGGY KICKS. 1033 00:44:37,735 --> 00:44:38,695 COME ON! 1034 00:44:38,720 --> 00:44:40,193 AND HIGHER! [WHIMPERS] 1035 00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:42,042 3... 4... 1036 00:44:42,294 --> 00:44:43,751 5... COME ON! 1037 00:44:43,776 --> 00:44:45,230 GET IT UP! 1038 00:44:45,231 --> 00:44:46,578 HERE WE GO! 1039 00:44:46,603 --> 00:44:48,132 8... 7... 1040 00:44:48,133 --> 00:44:50,068 6... 5... 1041 00:44:50,069 --> 00:44:51,970 [ARF] 4... YOU'VE GOT 3! 1042 00:44:51,971 --> 00:44:53,489 [BEEPING] 2... ONE... 1043 00:44:53,514 --> 00:44:54,915 8 MORE! 8... WHOO! 1044 00:44:54,940 --> 00:44:55,882 7... 1045 00:44:56,616 --> 00:44:58,008 I CAN'T DO IT ALONE, FATHER. 1046 00:44:58,009 --> 00:44:59,843 YOU CAN, LUKE. AND YOU MUST. 1047 00:44:59,844 --> 00:45:01,128 BUT I'M AFRAID TO BE DEFEATED 1048 00:45:01,153 --> 00:45:02,654 IN FRONT OF MILLIONS. 1049 00:45:02,679 --> 00:45:04,327 THAT DIDN'T STOP MIKE TYSON. 1050 00:45:04,618 --> 00:45:05,883 LUKE, REMEMBER... 1051 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:09,149 WHEN YOU FALL ON YOUR FACE, YOU'RE STILL MOVING FORWARD. 1052 00:45:09,232 --> 00:45:11,219 MY HEART IS WEAK, AND I'M TOO OLD. 1053 00:45:11,220 --> 00:45:14,237 AND I WILL NOT PARTICIPATE IN THIS... THIS... 1054 00:45:14,262 --> 00:45:15,613 SACRILEGIOUS CIRCUS. 1055 00:45:15,638 --> 00:45:17,051 YOU SEE, NOW I'VE LOST MY GLASSES. 1056 00:45:17,076 --> 00:45:18,784 PLEASE, I WANT YOU TO LEAVE ME ALONE. 1057 00:45:18,809 --> 00:45:21,045 I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANY MORE ABOUT IT. 1058 00:45:43,346 --> 00:45:44,782 ♪ PUMP UP THE JAM ♪ 1059 00:45:44,783 --> 00:45:46,217 ♪ PUMP IT UP ♪ 1060 00:45:46,218 --> 00:45:47,268 YOUNG MAN... 1061 00:45:47,293 --> 00:45:48,900 I WAS JUST IN THE LOCKER ROOM THERE, 1062 00:45:48,925 --> 00:45:51,164 AND ALL MY CLOTHES HAVE BEEN STOLEN. 1063 00:45:51,261 --> 00:45:52,321 I WANT YOU TO KNOW, 1064 00:45:52,346 --> 00:45:56,385 I THINK THAT, UH, SOMEONE HERE IN THE GYMNASIUMHAS A VERY SERIOUS PROBLEM. 1065 00:45:56,468 --> 00:45:57,301 PADRE... 1066 00:45:57,961 --> 00:45:59,843 I THINK IT'S YOU WITH THE SERIOUS PROBLEM. 1067 00:45:59,868 --> 00:46:00,688 WHAT? FATHER? 1068 00:46:00,713 --> 00:46:01,946 ARE THESE YOUR GLASSES? 1069 00:46:01,971 --> 00:46:03,116 OH, THANK YOU, MY CHILD. 1070 00:46:03,199 --> 00:46:04,224 WHAT PROBLEM? 1071 00:46:04,288 --> 00:46:05,509 I DON'T HAVE ANY PROBLEMS. 1072 00:46:05,534 --> 00:46:06,602 I... I... 1073 00:46:08,270 --> 00:46:09,103 OH... 1074 00:46:10,922 --> 00:46:12,703 [MONITOR BEEPING] 1075 00:46:12,728 --> 00:46:13,266 OH! 1076 00:46:13,291 --> 00:46:14,452 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, FATHER? 1077 00:46:14,477 --> 00:46:15,445 EASY, YOUR HOLINESS. 1078 00:46:15,470 --> 00:46:16,023 [GROANING] 1079 00:46:16,048 --> 00:46:17,141 EASY, MAN. 1080 00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:19,609 FATHER? 1081 00:46:20,422 --> 00:46:21,489 [GASPS] OH, MOMMY! 1082 00:46:21,514 --> 00:46:23,058 OH, MOMMY, NO! 1083 00:46:23,083 --> 00:46:25,479 N-N-NOT MY MOMMY! 1084 00:46:25,543 --> 00:46:26,585 DADDY... 1085 00:46:26,610 --> 00:46:27,443 [MURMURING] 1086 00:46:29,989 --> 00:46:31,790 ♪ YO, PUMP IT, PUMP IT ♪ 1087 00:46:31,791 --> 00:46:32,976 [EXPLOSION] 1088 00:46:34,562 --> 00:46:37,131 Announcer: GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 1089 00:46:37,156 --> 00:46:38,226 I'M ARMY ARCHERD, 1090 00:46:38,251 --> 00:46:45,258 WELCOMING YOU TO THE GREATEST TELEVISION EVENT OF ALL TIME. ERNEST AND FANNY'S EXORCISM TONIGHT! 1091 00:46:45,994 --> 00:46:47,870 [APPLAUSE AND CHEERING] 1092 00:46:47,871 --> 00:46:49,705 WE HAVE A TREMENDOUS AUDIENCE HERE 1093 00:46:49,706 --> 00:46:51,439 AT GLOBAL TELEVISION STUDIOS, 1094 00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:53,398 WAITING IN ANTICIPATION 1095 00:46:53,423 --> 00:46:55,951 OF THE GREATEST NAMES IN SHOW BIZ. 1096 00:46:57,646 --> 00:46:59,371 IS IT... AND LOOK WHO'S THERE! 1097 00:46:59,396 --> 00:47:00,715 IT'S SEAN PENN! 1098 00:47:00,716 --> 00:47:02,283 [APPLAUSE] 1099 00:47:02,284 --> 00:47:05,527 WHOA! 1100 00:47:05,552 --> 00:47:06,853 AND WAIT A MINUTE! 1101 00:47:06,854 --> 00:47:08,221 HERE THEY ARE, 1102 00:47:08,246 --> 00:47:11,541 THE COURAGEOUS COUPLE WHO WILL BE DUELING WITH THE DEVIL! 1103 00:47:14,237 --> 00:47:16,962 ERNEST AND FANNY RAE WELLER! 1104 00:47:16,987 --> 00:47:19,188 [APPLAUSE AND CHEERING] 1105 00:47:25,842 --> 00:47:27,362 COULD WE GET YOU TO COME UP? 1106 00:47:27,445 --> 00:47:28,558 CAN WE GET YOU TO COME UP? 1107 00:47:28,641 --> 00:47:30,009 OH, GOOD. 1108 00:47:30,226 --> 00:47:31,523 HOW ARE YA? HOW ARE YA? 1109 00:47:31,548 --> 00:47:32,563 HI, ERNEST. 1110 00:47:32,588 --> 00:47:33,639 HI! HA HA! 1111 00:47:33,664 --> 00:47:35,114 HI! HI, EVERYBODY! 1112 00:47:35,139 --> 00:47:36,095 HOW ARE YOU? 1113 00:47:36,185 --> 00:47:37,753 JUST FINE. HELLO. 1114 00:47:38,081 --> 00:47:41,003 AND EVERYBODY SAY HELLO TO KIT-KAT! 1115 00:47:41,028 --> 00:47:43,566 All: HELLO, KIT-KAT! 1116 00:47:43,591 --> 00:47:44,632 [MEOW] 1117 00:47:44,657 --> 00:47:46,776 FIRST OFF, DO YOU HAVE SOME WORDS 1118 00:47:46,801 --> 00:47:47,744 FOR THE GROUP HERE? 1119 00:47:47,769 --> 00:47:49,322 Fanny: OH, YES, I DO. 1120 00:47:49,557 --> 00:47:53,381 I WANT YOU TO GO HOME AND TUNE IN THE SHOW! 1121 00:47:53,406 --> 00:47:56,876 [APPLAUSE AND CHEERING] 1122 00:48:01,569 --> 00:48:02,685 OH, POO. 1123 00:48:03,099 --> 00:48:04,903 THIS ENSEMBLE JUST DOESN'T LOOK RIGHT. 1124 00:48:04,904 --> 00:48:07,453 YOU MIND IF I CHANGE, HONEY? 1125 00:48:07,478 --> 00:48:10,503 JUST HURRY UP. WE'RE ON THE AIR IN 5 MINUTES. 1126 00:48:10,528 --> 00:48:11,361 OK. 1127 00:48:12,670 --> 00:48:15,145 YOU KNOW, ERNIE, I JUST FEEL A LITTLE BIT NERVOUS 1128 00:48:15,170 --> 00:48:17,406 ABOUT COMING FACE TO FACE, 1129 00:48:17,431 --> 00:48:19,050 YOU KNOW, WITH THE DEVIL AND ALL. 1130 00:48:19,094 --> 00:48:20,595 [SIGHING] RELAX. 1131 00:48:20,620 --> 00:48:22,469 MRS. AGLET IS NOT THE DEVIL. 1132 00:48:22,494 --> 00:48:24,687 SHE IS JUST A NUT WITH A BAD COMPLEXION 1133 00:48:24,688 --> 00:48:26,326 WHO THINKS SHE IS POSSESSED. 1134 00:48:26,351 --> 00:48:27,881 OH, WELL, WHATEVER YOU SAY. 1135 00:48:29,481 --> 00:48:30,950 OH, THERE! 1136 00:48:31,208 --> 00:48:34,431 NOW, I'LL JUST LOOK PERFECT WHEN I SING MY SONG! 1137 00:48:34,456 --> 00:48:35,369 [GIGGLES] 1138 00:48:35,394 --> 00:48:36,637 I CAN'T WAIT. HEH HEH. 1139 00:48:36,662 --> 00:48:37,863 REMEMBER, NOW, HONEY... 1140 00:48:37,888 --> 00:48:40,391 YOU PROMISED! OK, DADDY. 1141 00:48:40,416 --> 00:48:41,935 [COUGHING] 1142 00:48:41,936 --> 00:48:43,670 UNH. UNH. 1143 00:48:43,671 --> 00:48:45,672 AW. 1144 00:48:45,673 --> 00:48:46,506 [WHISTLING] 1145 00:48:51,708 --> 00:48:53,213 [CROWD CHATTERING] 1146 00:48:54,607 --> 00:48:55,440 CUE. 1147 00:48:56,415 --> 00:48:57,642 Woman: SETTLE DOWN. 1148 00:48:57,984 --> 00:48:58,963 CUE ANNOUNCER. 1149 00:49:00,260 --> 00:49:01,987 LIVE FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S... 1150 00:49:01,988 --> 00:49:04,984 ERNEST AND FANNY'S EXORCISM TONIGHT! 1151 00:49:05,009 --> 00:49:07,078 [APPLAUSE] 1152 00:49:07,103 --> 00:49:08,893 Army: AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 1153 00:49:08,894 --> 00:49:12,176 ERNEST AND FANNY RAE WELLER! 1154 00:49:12,201 --> 00:49:14,769 [APPLAUSE AND CHEERING] 1155 00:49:18,180 --> 00:49:19,357 Ernest: GOD BLESS... 1156 00:49:19,635 --> 00:49:21,257 ALL OF YOU. 1157 00:49:21,282 --> 00:49:22,944 EVERY ONE OF YOU. 1158 00:49:22,969 --> 00:49:24,067 MY FRIENDS... 1159 00:49:24,793 --> 00:49:25,636 TONIGHT... 1160 00:49:26,761 --> 00:49:28,277 IS SOON TO BECOME... 1161 00:49:29,394 --> 00:49:31,697 THE SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT NIGHT 1162 00:49:31,722 --> 00:49:34,164 IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND... 1163 00:49:34,507 --> 00:49:36,531 BECAUSE TONIGHT... 1164 00:49:36,851 --> 00:49:38,485 MILLIONS OF YOU... 1165 00:49:38,992 --> 00:49:40,412 WILL WITNESS... 1166 00:49:40,522 --> 00:49:41,921 AS WE RID THE VILE SPIRIT... 1167 00:49:41,922 --> 00:49:45,190 OF SATAN HIMSELF 1168 00:49:45,191 --> 00:49:46,725 FROM THE SOUL OF MRS. NANCY AGLET! 1169 00:49:46,726 --> 00:49:49,995 All: PRAISE THE LORD! 1170 00:49:50,020 --> 00:49:53,303 AND ASSISTING US IN TONIGHT'S EXORCISM 1171 00:49:53,328 --> 00:49:55,316 IS FATHER LUKE BROPHY. 1172 00:49:55,561 --> 00:50:00,776 [FAINT APPLAUSE] 1173 00:50:00,801 --> 00:50:02,305 AND NOW, BELIEVERS... 1174 00:50:02,472 --> 00:50:04,532 AND NON-BELIEVERS... 1175 00:50:06,102 --> 00:50:08,193 FROM THE BOWELS OF HELL... 1176 00:50:08,954 --> 00:50:10,246 I BRING YOU... 1177 00:50:11,496 --> 00:50:12,505 THE DEVIL! 1178 00:50:18,249 --> 00:50:20,072 [GROWLING] 1179 00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:22,069 [AUDIENCE BOOS] 1180 00:50:22,243 --> 00:50:23,911 [GROWLING FIERCELY] 1181 00:50:29,888 --> 00:50:33,558 [LAUGHS EVILLY] 1182 00:50:34,170 --> 00:50:37,065 GEE, MOM LOOKS TERRIBLE! 1183 00:50:37,425 --> 00:50:40,307 WELL, THEY SAY TV DOES ADD 10 POUNDS TO YOU. 1184 00:50:40,822 --> 00:50:42,677 WITH THE BLESSING OF THE LORD... 1185 00:50:43,471 --> 00:50:46,275 LET'S START THIS EXORCISM. 1186 00:50:48,721 --> 00:50:50,756 I COMMAND THAT THY PUTRID SPIRIT 1187 00:50:50,781 --> 00:50:54,068 LEAVE THE HOLY BEING OF THIS CHILD OF JESUS. 1188 00:50:54,424 --> 00:50:56,513 I CAST THEE BACK TO HELL. 1189 00:50:56,538 --> 00:50:57,475 TO HELL! 1190 00:50:57,500 --> 00:50:59,394 I CAST THEE BACK TO HELL! 1191 00:50:59,419 --> 00:51:00,263 TO HELL! 1192 00:51:00,288 --> 00:51:02,557 I CAST THEE BACK TO HELL! 1193 00:51:03,231 --> 00:51:04,575 WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE ME 1194 00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:06,227 A PICTURE AND RESUME AT THE DOOR 1195 00:51:06,228 --> 00:51:08,533 AND I'LL GET BACK TO YOU, OK? 1196 00:51:18,371 --> 00:51:21,975 [NO AUDIO] 1197 00:51:27,346 --> 00:51:30,950 [NO AUDIO] 1198 00:51:53,402 --> 00:51:57,005 [NO AUDIO] 1199 00:52:04,411 --> 00:52:08,015 [NO AUDIO] 1200 00:52:20,588 --> 00:52:22,177 OH, YOU THINK YOU'RE TOUGH? 1201 00:52:22,377 --> 00:52:23,340 YOU'RE SO TOUGH? 1202 00:52:23,365 --> 00:52:28,002 HOW COME YOU POSSESSED A WOMAN'S BODY? YOU GET OFF WEARING WOMEN'S CLOTHING? 1203 00:52:28,989 --> 00:52:30,858 [HISSES] 1204 00:52:42,095 --> 00:52:45,698 [WIND GUSTING] 1205 00:52:51,266 --> 00:52:54,564 ♪ WELL, THEY CALL THIS GUY A DEVIL ♪ 1206 00:52:54,589 --> 00:52:57,292 ♪ AND HE'S GOT A HEART OF STONE ♪ 1207 00:52:57,317 --> 00:53:00,111 ♪ SO IF YOU WANT HIM TO GET LOST ♪ 1208 00:53:00,346 --> 00:53:02,411 ♪ JUST GO PICK UP YOUR PHONE ♪ 1209 00:53:02,436 --> 00:53:04,629 ♪ MAKE A PLEDGE TO JESUS ♪ 1210 00:53:04,630 --> 00:53:06,798 ♪ FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR HOME ♪ 1211 00:53:06,799 --> 00:53:11,313 ♪ FOR IF YOU DO, I PROMISE YOU ♪ 1212 00:53:11,338 --> 00:53:16,757 ♪ THE DEVIL WILL START TO MOAN ♪ 1213 00:53:16,938 --> 00:53:20,086 [TOILET FLUSHES] 1214 00:53:20,111 --> 00:53:23,147 [DRUM ROLL] 1215 00:53:28,533 --> 00:53:30,158 THESE JUST ARRIVED FOR YOU. 1216 00:53:30,183 --> 00:53:32,345 BACK ON THE AIR IN 10 SECONDS. 1217 00:53:34,321 --> 00:53:36,351 THIS IS WONDERFUL. WONDERFUL! 1218 00:53:36,376 --> 00:53:37,611 WHAT'S IT SAY, HONEY? 1219 00:53:37,636 --> 00:53:40,034 YOU'LL SEE. YOU WILL SEE. 1220 00:53:43,667 --> 00:53:45,003 FRIENDS, 1221 00:53:46,135 --> 00:53:47,826 FRED TARTASTEIN, 1222 00:53:47,851 --> 00:53:49,458 THE PRESIDENT OF THIS NETWORK, 1223 00:53:49,487 --> 00:53:51,722 HAS JUST INFORMED ME THAT WE ARE BEING VIEWED 1224 00:53:51,747 --> 00:53:54,802 BY THE LARGEST AUDIENCE IN TELEVISION HISTORY. 1225 00:53:55,157 --> 00:53:58,026 [APPLAUSE] 1226 00:53:59,078 --> 00:54:01,347 WE GOT NO TIME TO CELEBRATE RIGHT NOW, 1227 00:54:01,917 --> 00:54:04,094 'CAUSE WE HAVE AN EXORCISM TO PERFORM. 1228 00:54:06,647 --> 00:54:08,916 IN THE NAME OF ALMIGHTY GOD. 1229 00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:12,561 ERNIE... 1230 00:54:20,891 --> 00:54:23,416 WATCH OUT WITH THOSE SPECIAL EFFECTS. 1231 00:54:23,441 --> 00:54:25,042 THOSE AREN'T OUR EFFECTS. 1232 00:54:31,985 --> 00:54:35,787 [HUMMING] 1233 00:54:38,692 --> 00:54:40,575 SETTING OFF THE SPRINKLER SYSTEM. 1234 00:54:45,710 --> 00:54:49,655 [ALL SHOUTING] 1235 00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:50,513 QUIET! 1236 00:54:50,895 --> 00:54:54,380 DO YOU REALIZE WE HAVE AN AWFUL LOT IN COMMON? 1237 00:54:54,918 --> 00:54:57,127 WE BOTH USE PEOPLE AND THEN DUMP THEM 1238 00:54:57,152 --> 00:54:59,997 WHEN THEY'RE NO LONGER OF USE TO US. 1239 00:55:00,022 --> 00:55:01,631 I USED YOU TO GET 1240 00:55:01,632 --> 00:55:04,230 THE LARGEST AUDIENCE IN HISTORY. 1241 00:55:04,566 --> 00:55:06,625 AND NOW, YOU'RE NO LONGER NECESSARY. 1242 00:55:07,878 --> 00:55:09,205 WHAT DO I DO 1243 00:55:09,237 --> 00:55:12,444 WITH A COUPLE OF JACKASSES LIKE YOU? 1244 00:55:12,469 --> 00:55:15,573 HA HA HA! THAT'S IT. 1245 00:55:15,598 --> 00:55:17,178 LOOK! WHAT'S OVER THERE? 1246 00:55:17,418 --> 00:55:19,414 OH! WHAT THE... 1247 00:55:19,828 --> 00:55:21,596 AAH! 1248 00:55:24,620 --> 00:55:26,571 WALK THIS WAY! 1249 00:55:30,193 --> 00:55:32,028 ENOUGH WITH THE WATER. 1250 00:55:34,875 --> 00:55:37,453 TO ALL THE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD, 1251 00:55:37,937 --> 00:55:38,958 WELCOME. 1252 00:55:39,897 --> 00:55:42,534 NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR UNDIVIDED ATTENTION, 1253 00:55:43,143 --> 00:55:46,121 WHY DON'T WE ALL GET A LITTLE BIT CLOSER? 1254 00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:55,111 OHH. 1255 00:55:55,498 --> 00:55:57,404 THAT'S MUCH BETTER. 1256 00:55:58,701 --> 00:56:01,170 [IMITATING BARBARA WALTERS] HELLO, I'M BARBARA WALTERS, 1257 00:56:01,253 --> 00:56:02,901 AND THIS IS 20/20. 1258 00:56:03,127 --> 00:56:05,765 AAH. I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THAT. 1259 00:56:06,150 --> 00:56:07,983 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS FATHER BROPHY, 1260 00:56:08,008 --> 00:56:09,244 WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY. 1261 00:56:09,757 --> 00:56:11,039 I BEG OF YOU, IF YOU'RE A MAN OF GOD, 1262 00:56:11,064 --> 00:56:12,995 PLEASE RUSH TO THE GLOBAL TELEVISION STUDIOS 1263 00:56:13,020 --> 00:56:15,612 IN HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA... 1264 00:56:17,615 --> 00:56:19,698 OH, SORRY FOR THE YOUNG PRIEST'S 1265 00:56:19,699 --> 00:56:20,853 EMOTIONAL OUTBURST. 1266 00:56:20,878 --> 00:56:23,253 [WHISPERING] He hasn't done much TV, you know. 1267 00:56:23,336 --> 00:56:26,329 BUT I'D LIKE ALL YOU VIEWERS AT HOME NOW 1268 00:56:26,641 --> 00:56:29,368 TO GATHER AROUND YOUR TV SETS. 1269 00:56:29,509 --> 00:56:33,064 'CAUSE I HAVE SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL TO... 1270 00:56:33,147 --> 00:56:34,022 TV... 1271 00:56:34,845 --> 00:56:37,624 SATAN'S SPIRIT FLEW OUT OF THE TV! 1272 00:56:44,815 --> 00:56:46,156 AHH... 1273 00:56:46,978 --> 00:56:49,432 YOU THINK YOU'VE STOPPED ME, 1274 00:56:49,581 --> 00:56:51,616 BUT THINK AGAIN. 'CAUSE I KNOW 1275 00:56:51,653 --> 00:56:54,178 ANOTHER WAY TO REACH THOSE PEOPLE! 1276 00:56:56,183 --> 00:56:57,597 SATAN, STOP! 1277 00:56:58,166 --> 00:57:00,049 WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?! 1278 00:57:00,628 --> 00:57:03,461 I'M GOING TO DISNEYLAND! 1279 00:57:09,431 --> 00:57:11,519 STOP! OR I SWEAR, 1280 00:57:11,544 --> 00:57:14,010 FATHER MAYII WILL BURN IN HELL FOREVER! 1281 00:57:14,486 --> 00:57:16,650 YOU CAN'T BURN WHAT YOU DON'T HAVE. 1282 00:57:16,746 --> 00:57:17,977 BURN THIS! 1283 00:57:18,950 --> 00:57:23,971 [BATMOBILE ENGINE] 1284 00:57:27,502 --> 00:57:29,492 ...AND THAT'S WHY PRODUCERS LIKE BLONDE, 1285 00:57:29,493 --> 00:57:32,105 17-YEAR-OLD COEDS AS THEIR ASSISTANTS. 1286 00:57:33,175 --> 00:57:34,464 LOOK OUT! 1287 00:57:35,863 --> 00:57:38,917 MAN, I DIDN'T KNOW THIS TOUR HAD A STUNT SHOW! 1288 00:57:45,955 --> 00:57:48,634 ♪ CHASIN' THE DEVIL CHASIN' THE DEVIL ♪ 1289 00:57:48,659 --> 00:57:50,441 HA HA HA HA! 1290 00:57:50,611 --> 00:57:52,184 WHOA! 1291 00:57:52,209 --> 00:57:54,747 ♪ BLOOD ON THE GROUND ♪ 1292 00:57:54,748 --> 00:57:57,916 ♪ SKY TURNS BLACK, NIGHT BURNS OUT ♪ 1293 00:57:57,941 --> 00:58:01,071 ♪ LIGHTNING FLASHING IN HER EYES ♪ 1294 00:58:01,096 --> 00:58:04,069 ♪ WORD'S THE DEVIL'S AT HER SIDE ♪ 1295 00:58:04,094 --> 00:58:07,582 ♪ HERE HE COMES, HEAVEN-SENT ♪ 1296 00:58:07,607 --> 00:58:10,620 ♪ PROUD TO BE SO INNOCENT ♪ 1297 00:58:10,645 --> 00:58:13,880 ♪ HE DON'T SEEM TO REALIZE ♪ 1298 00:58:13,905 --> 00:58:17,165 ♪ THE DEVIL'S RUNNIN' AT HIS SIDE ♪ 1299 00:58:17,876 --> 00:58:21,313 ♪ CHASIN' THE DEVIL CHASIN' THE DEVIL ♪ 1300 00:58:21,338 --> 00:58:22,708 ♪ CHASIN' THE DEVIL ♪ 1301 00:58:22,733 --> 00:58:23,694 WOW. 1302 00:58:24,474 --> 00:58:26,180 YOU GUYS DON'T WASTE ANY TIME. 1303 00:58:27,099 --> 00:58:28,482 COME ON, LET'S GO! 1304 00:58:30,965 --> 00:58:36,016 AAH! HA HA HA! 1305 00:58:40,122 --> 00:58:41,921 ♪ CHASIN' THE DEVIL CHASIN' THE DEVIL ♪ 1306 00:58:41,922 --> 00:58:43,407 ♪ CHASIN' THE DEVIL ♪ 1307 00:58:43,432 --> 00:58:48,202 ♪ CHASIN' THE DEVIL CHASIN' THE DEVIL ♪ 1308 00:58:48,227 --> 00:58:51,439 ♪ CHASIN' THE DEVIL CHASIN' THE DEVIL ♪ 1309 00:58:52,427 --> 00:58:53,748 OVER THERE! 1310 00:58:53,802 --> 00:58:55,744 OHH, WHAT'D I DO TO DESERVE THIS?! 1311 00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:58,607 ♪ WATCH THEM NOW, HERE THEY COME ♪ 1312 00:58:58,632 --> 00:59:00,208 STOP, YOU MONSTER! 1313 00:59:00,233 --> 00:59:03,167 ♪ THINK THEY GOT HIM ON THE RUN ♪ 1314 00:59:03,238 --> 00:59:06,376 ♪ DEVIL'S LAUGHING 'CAUSE HE HIDES ♪ 1315 00:59:06,509 --> 00:59:09,778 ♪ RIGHT NEXT TO THEM AT THEIR SIDE ♪ 1316 00:59:10,113 --> 00:59:12,056 ♪ CHASIN' THE DEVIL 1317 00:59:12,081 --> 00:59:15,129 ♪ CHASIN' THE DEVIL CHASIN' THE DEVIL ♪ 1318 00:59:17,169 --> 00:59:19,053 AH, WHAT'S THE MATTER? 1319 00:59:19,054 --> 00:59:23,126 CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT, ROOKIE? HA HA HA! 1320 00:59:23,151 --> 00:59:24,660 AHH! 1321 00:59:24,839 --> 00:59:29,461 I, THE ALL-POWERFUL PRINCE OF DARKNESS, 1322 00:59:29,792 --> 00:59:32,257 COMMAND ALL THAT IS EVIL 1323 00:59:32,282 --> 00:59:36,554 TO UNITE AS ONE IN MY PRESENCE... NOW! 1324 00:59:36,579 --> 00:59:37,903 HA HA HA HA! 1325 00:59:37,904 --> 00:59:38,616 [THUNDER] 1326 00:59:38,641 --> 00:59:41,078 AH, YES! 1327 00:59:41,278 --> 00:59:42,948 NOT BAD, EH? 1328 00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:44,280 NOW WATCH, 1329 00:59:44,305 --> 00:59:46,206 THROUGH THE USE OF MODERN ELECTRONICS, 1330 00:59:46,231 --> 00:59:48,709 AS I TURN MILLIONS OF YOUR COUCH POTATOES 1331 00:59:48,734 --> 00:59:53,646 INTO MY DISCIPLES! HA HA HA! 1332 00:59:53,700 --> 00:59:54,533 YES! 1333 00:59:55,118 --> 00:59:57,734 FREEZE, PUKEFACE! 1334 00:59:58,227 --> 01:00:00,664 THINK YOU'RE MAN ENOUGH FOR A REAL CHALLENGE? 1335 01:00:00,727 --> 01:00:03,007 A CHALLENGE? FROM YOU? 1336 01:00:03,132 --> 01:00:05,903 OH, DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH. MY SKIN WILL CRACK. 1337 01:00:06,090 --> 01:00:08,314 NOT ME... MAYII. 1338 01:00:08,523 --> 01:00:09,356 MAYII?! 1339 01:00:09,381 --> 01:00:11,432 OH, THAT OLD GEEZER STOPPED SLINGING 1340 01:00:11,433 --> 01:00:13,035 HOLY WATER YEARS AGO. 1341 01:00:13,072 --> 01:00:15,579 NOT BEFORE HE KICKED YOUR SLIMY BUTT. 1342 01:00:15,735 --> 01:00:16,671 NO WAY! 1343 01:00:16,914 --> 01:00:18,625 I-I COULD'VE TAKEN HIM. 1344 01:00:19,109 --> 01:00:20,341 THE FIGHT WAS FIXED. 1345 01:00:21,020 --> 01:00:22,275 I WANT A REMATCH! 1346 01:00:22,276 --> 01:00:23,802 YOU GOT IT. 1347 01:00:25,479 --> 01:00:28,381 [THUNDER] HA HA HA! 1348 01:00:28,406 --> 01:00:29,859 THIS IS IT, AMERICA! 1349 01:00:29,959 --> 01:00:32,025 THE EVENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR. 1350 01:00:32,108 --> 01:00:33,448 HI, I'M MEAN GENE OKERLUND, 1351 01:00:33,473 --> 01:00:35,553 ALONG WITH JESSE "THE BODY" VENTURA, 1352 01:00:35,554 --> 01:00:37,852 BRINGING YOU THE ULTIMATE CONFRONTATION 1353 01:00:37,877 --> 01:00:39,898 OF GOOD AGAINST EVIL. 1354 01:00:40,018 --> 01:00:42,182 NOW, THERE'S A MAN OUT THERE, 1355 01:00:43,041 --> 01:00:44,796 WHO MANY YEARS AGO 1356 01:00:45,330 --> 01:00:49,608 BANISHED ME FROM THE VERY SOUL I NOW POSSESS. 1357 01:00:50,733 --> 01:00:52,603 HE HUMILIATED ME! 1358 01:00:53,475 --> 01:00:57,339 AND NOW, I'VE COME BACK TO SETTLE MATTERS. 1359 01:00:58,120 --> 01:00:59,641 AND I'M NOT LEAVING 1360 01:00:59,642 --> 01:01:03,248 UNTIL I HAVE HIS STINKING, ROTTEN SOUL. 1361 01:01:03,966 --> 01:01:05,246 FATHER MAYII! 1362 01:01:06,107 --> 01:01:07,990 WHERE ARE YOU? 1363 01:01:08,099 --> 01:01:09,895 I KNOW YOU'RE WATCHING. 1364 01:01:10,137 --> 01:01:12,119 BECAUSE THIS IS WEDNESDAY NIGHT, 1365 01:01:12,564 --> 01:01:14,521 AND EVERYBODY KNOWS THE OTHER NETWORKS 1366 01:01:14,522 --> 01:01:16,659 DON'T HAVE DICK TO WATCH TONIGHT. 1367 01:01:17,261 --> 01:01:19,589 SO, DO WE DO BATTLE AGAIN? 1368 01:01:20,190 --> 01:01:21,648 OR DO YOU CHERRY OUT 1369 01:01:21,673 --> 01:01:24,366 AND LET ME KEEP THIS SOUL FOREVER? 1370 01:01:24,866 --> 01:01:27,755 WHAT DO YOU SAY, MAYII? 1371 01:01:27,866 --> 01:01:28,925 [WHISPERING] No... 1372 01:01:30,960 --> 01:01:32,036 NO! 1373 01:01:32,683 --> 01:01:36,056 BY GOD, YOU MAY NOT! 1374 01:01:36,462 --> 01:01:37,883 THE BELLE FROM HELL 1375 01:01:37,908 --> 01:01:39,515 VERSUS THE DOVE FROM ABOVE 1376 01:01:39,570 --> 01:01:42,170 IN A ONE-SOUL, ANYTHING GOES MATCH-UP, JESS. 1377 01:01:42,195 --> 01:01:44,396 IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS, MEAN GENE, 1378 01:01:44,421 --> 01:01:47,277 BUT EVERYONE KNOWS MAYII'S GOT A BAD TICKER. 1379 01:01:47,379 --> 01:01:50,047 SO LAS VEGAS ODDSMAKERS HAVE LISTED HIM 1380 01:01:50,092 --> 01:01:52,722 AS A 25 TO 1 UNDERDOG. 1381 01:03:15,072 --> 01:03:17,913 YOU CALL THIS A TIP, YOU CHEAP BASTARD?! 1382 01:03:23,636 --> 01:03:26,625 HE DOESN'T STAND A SHOT IN HELL! 1383 01:03:27,085 --> 01:03:29,489 FATHER BROPHY! LUKE! 1384 01:03:29,859 --> 01:03:30,387 LUKE! 1385 01:03:30,412 --> 01:03:31,605 FATHER, WHAT ARE YOU... 1386 01:03:31,659 --> 01:03:32,939 WERE YOU WATCHING ON TV? 1387 01:03:32,964 --> 01:03:36,022 YES. I HAD TO COME. I HAD NO CHOICE. 1388 01:03:36,047 --> 01:03:37,258 WELL, WHAT ABOUT YOUR HEART? 1389 01:03:37,283 --> 01:03:39,635 DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT. I BROUGHT IT WITH ME. 1390 01:03:39,718 --> 01:03:41,144 FATHER, THIS COULD KILL YOU. 1391 01:03:41,169 --> 01:03:44,205 YES. YES, BUT THAT'S IRRELEVANT. 1392 01:03:44,230 --> 01:03:46,759 SATAN IS FIGHTING TO TAKE CONTROL HERE. 1393 01:03:46,784 --> 01:03:48,242 WELL, I'M NOT SO SURE. 1394 01:03:48,765 --> 01:03:50,362 REMEMBER, HIS OPPONENT IS A WOMAN. 1395 01:03:50,445 --> 01:03:51,711 NICE TITS, SURE, 1396 01:03:51,799 --> 01:03:52,796 BUT A FACE I WOULDN'T WANT TO 1397 01:03:52,821 --> 01:03:53,757 WIPE MY FEET ON. 1398 01:03:53,796 --> 01:03:55,022 EVER HEAR OF A PAPER BAG? 1399 01:03:55,069 --> 01:03:56,394 MY MONEY'S ON MAYII. 1400 01:03:57,019 --> 01:03:58,850 Satan: MAYII! 1401 01:04:00,933 --> 01:04:02,498 AND THEY WONDER WHY PRIESTS 1402 01:04:02,499 --> 01:04:03,861 NEVER GET MARRIED. 1403 01:04:04,791 --> 01:04:07,757 NOW, LUKE, I'M GOING TO NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE, 1404 01:04:07,782 --> 01:04:10,098 BUT IF YOU ARE STILL LACKING IN FAITH, 1405 01:04:10,123 --> 01:04:11,888 YOU MAY BE MORE HARM THAN GOOD. 1406 01:04:12,587 --> 01:04:14,610 ARE YOU? NO WAY. 1407 01:04:14,611 --> 01:04:16,111 YOU CAN COUNT ON ME. GOOD. 1408 01:04:16,112 --> 01:04:17,945 NOW, JUST REMEMBER ONE THING: 1409 01:04:17,946 --> 01:04:19,681 THE DEVIL IS ALWAYS TRYING 1410 01:04:19,682 --> 01:04:21,983 TO TAKE OVER YOUR MIND. 1411 01:04:21,984 --> 01:04:23,150 HE'LL LIE TO YOU, HE WILL DECEIVE YOU. 1412 01:04:23,151 --> 01:04:25,451 HE WILL TOTALLY TRY TO MANIPULATE YOU. 1413 01:04:25,452 --> 01:04:27,487 SO DO NOT LISTEN TO ANYTHING 1414 01:04:27,488 --> 01:04:29,394 THAT HE HAS TO SAY. 1415 01:04:29,419 --> 01:04:31,091 HE'S WORSE THAN A STUDIO EXECUTIVE. 1416 01:04:31,092 --> 01:04:32,095 UNDERSTOOD? UNDERSTOOD. 1417 01:04:32,120 --> 01:04:33,559 WORSE THAN A REAL ESTATE AGENT, 1418 01:04:33,560 --> 01:04:34,927 A DIVORCE ATTORNEY... 1419 01:04:34,928 --> 01:04:36,262 I GOT IT. RIGHT. 1420 01:04:36,933 --> 01:04:38,602 ALL RIGHT, THEN. 1421 01:04:41,112 --> 01:04:42,164 LET'S GO. 1422 01:04:47,773 --> 01:04:51,083 [IMITATING CAROL ANN] THEY'RE HERE... 1423 01:04:52,099 --> 01:04:53,099 AH... 1424 01:04:53,450 --> 01:04:56,355 I SEE IT PAYS TO ADVERTISE ON TELEVISION. 1425 01:04:56,847 --> 01:04:59,711 I THINK A LITTLE MOOD LIGHTING IS APPROPRIATE. 1426 01:05:00,344 --> 01:05:01,703 DON'T YOU? 1427 01:05:02,242 --> 01:05:03,369 THERE. 1428 01:05:03,686 --> 01:05:05,099 HAVE NO FEAR, MY SON. 1429 01:05:05,221 --> 01:05:06,992 WE HAVE THE BIBLE, WE HAVE OUR FAITH. 1430 01:05:07,075 --> 01:05:13,220 AND AS A BACK-UP, THESE BEAUTIES. 1431 01:05:13,282 --> 01:05:15,388 THAT'S AN ILLEGAL FOREIGN OBJECT! 1432 01:05:15,749 --> 01:05:18,038 JESSE, WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT FAIRNESS? 1433 01:05:18,063 --> 01:05:19,609 I'LL SHOW YOU FAIRNESS! 1434 01:05:21,219 --> 01:05:22,937 ARE YOU JUST ABOUT FINISHED? 1435 01:05:23,983 --> 01:05:26,829 IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME, MAYII. 1436 01:05:26,854 --> 01:05:30,432 I'VE WAITED AN ETERNITY TO DO TO YOU 1437 01:05:30,791 --> 01:05:35,806 WHAT YOU DID TO ME ALL THOSE YEARS AGO. 1438 01:05:36,011 --> 01:05:40,015 BEFORE I DO, I'VE GOT SOMETHING... 1439 01:05:40,469 --> 01:05:42,651 SPECIAL FOR YOU. 1440 01:05:53,863 --> 01:05:56,965 THAT IS DISGUSTING, MEAN GENE! 1441 01:05:56,966 --> 01:05:58,962 I HAVE NEVER SEEN A MOVE LIKE THAT 1442 01:05:58,987 --> 01:06:00,899 IN ALL MY YEARS OF WRESTLING! 1443 01:06:01,026 --> 01:06:01,859 WHEW! 1444 01:06:05,233 --> 01:06:06,574 SO... 1445 01:06:07,056 --> 01:06:08,665 HOW DO YOU LIKE IT? 1446 01:06:09,656 --> 01:06:12,763 OH, YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT, YOU BUCKET OF COW DUNG. 1447 01:06:13,031 --> 01:06:14,603 HOW DARE YOU, YOU... 1448 01:06:14,628 --> 01:06:16,183 HOW LONG HAS SHE BEEN IN THIS CONDITION? 1449 01:06:16,208 --> 01:06:18,687 A FEW DAYS. HOW DOES LOOK? 1450 01:06:18,712 --> 01:06:20,165 NOT TOO GOOD. SHE LOOKS LIKE 1451 01:06:20,190 --> 01:06:23,252 SHE'S BEEN EXISTING SOLELY ON AIRLINE FOOD. 1452 01:06:23,448 --> 01:06:26,018 YOUR FATHER WEARS TIGHT UNDERWEAR! 1453 01:06:26,043 --> 01:06:27,555 AND I CAN'T STAND YOUR MOTHER! 1454 01:06:27,580 --> 01:06:29,319 WILL YOU PUT A SOCK IN IT?! 1455 01:06:29,554 --> 01:06:33,128 JEEZ, WHAT CRAWLED UP YOUR BUTT AND DIED? 1456 01:06:33,238 --> 01:06:35,792 EVERY NIGHT I PRAYED 1457 01:06:35,871 --> 01:06:38,891 TO NEVER AGAIN GAZE ON YOUR GROTESQUE FACE, 1458 01:06:39,102 --> 01:06:41,594 LISTEN TO YOUR VENOMOUS VOICE, 1459 01:06:41,977 --> 01:06:44,045 BUT WITH YOU RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME NOW, 1460 01:06:44,070 --> 01:06:47,612 I THANK GOD THAT I HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY 1461 01:06:47,637 --> 01:06:49,944 TO BOOT YOUR STINKING CARCASS BACK TO HELL, 1462 01:06:50,027 --> 01:06:53,600 YOU WORTHLESS, YOU ROTTING, 1463 01:06:53,842 --> 01:06:55,824 YOU VULGAR SPIRIT. 1464 01:06:55,849 --> 01:06:57,417 HEY, HEY, HEY! 1465 01:06:57,418 --> 01:06:58,564 WHERE DOES IT SAY 1466 01:06:58,589 --> 01:07:00,274 YOU CAN TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? 1467 01:07:00,430 --> 01:07:01,554 RIGHT HERE. 1468 01:07:02,022 --> 01:07:06,644 OH, SURE, YOU MAY FEEL PRETTY COCKY RIGHT NOW, 1469 01:07:06,722 --> 01:07:08,260 BUT YOU'LL SOON REALIZE 1470 01:07:08,261 --> 01:07:11,179 THAT I AM FAR TOO POWERFUL FOR YOU. 1471 01:07:11,453 --> 01:07:14,409 AND I AM A MAN OF GOD. 1472 01:07:14,502 --> 01:07:16,566 AND I FEAR NO ONE, 1473 01:07:16,567 --> 01:07:20,463 ESPECIALLY AN UNHOLY SPIRIT FROM AN UNSAVORY WORLD. 1474 01:07:20,488 --> 01:07:23,009 UNSAVORY? AW, COME ON. 1475 01:07:23,196 --> 01:07:25,847 YOU'VE GOT JUST AS MANY UNSAVORY TYPES HERE. 1476 01:07:25,964 --> 01:07:28,403 FROM THOSE DOMINO'S PIZZA DELIVERY BOYS 1477 01:07:28,560 --> 01:07:30,212 TO THAT IDIOT IN THE BACK ROW 1478 01:07:30,213 --> 01:07:32,339 WHO WON'T SHUT UP DURING THE MOVIE. 1479 01:07:32,378 --> 01:07:33,211 ENOUGH! 1480 01:07:33,983 --> 01:07:35,157 THIS IS MEANDERING. 1481 01:07:36,454 --> 01:07:38,657 FATHER, MY LUNCH BUCKET. 1482 01:07:49,764 --> 01:07:50,864 HOLY WATER. 1483 01:07:50,865 --> 01:07:52,866 THE CHURCH WAS CLOSED. 1484 01:07:52,867 --> 01:07:54,632 THE ONLY PLACE OPEN WAS A 7-11. 1485 01:07:55,290 --> 01:07:56,563 AHH, THANK YOU, 1486 01:07:56,588 --> 01:07:58,036 YOU'VE BEEN A LOVELY AUDIENCE. 1487 01:07:58,037 --> 01:07:59,720 AND NEXT, I'D LIKE TO DO 1488 01:07:59,745 --> 01:08:01,876 MY IMPRESSION OF COMEDIAN DON ADAMS. 1489 01:08:01,985 --> 01:08:03,855 [IMITATING DON ADAMS] WHERE'S THE CHIEF, 99? 1490 01:08:03,938 --> 01:08:06,011 DO NOT GET SMART WITH ME! 1491 01:08:07,836 --> 01:08:09,912 ON A VISIT TO THE LITTLE TOWN OF BETHLEHEM, 1492 01:08:09,937 --> 01:08:11,546 A YOUNG SHEPHERD CAME UPON JESUS, 1493 01:08:11,547 --> 01:08:13,016 ACCEPTED HIM LORD... 1494 01:08:13,017 --> 01:08:15,068 LICK ME! LICK ME! 1495 01:08:15,208 --> 01:08:16,486 LICK ME! 1496 01:08:17,028 --> 01:08:18,754 OH, IS THIS COOL OR WHAT? 1497 01:08:18,755 --> 01:08:20,623 IT'S THE CONE-ILINGUS MOVE. 1498 01:08:21,088 --> 01:08:22,958 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A LICK 1499 01:08:22,959 --> 01:08:24,225 OF THIS CANDY STICK, 1500 01:08:24,226 --> 01:08:26,727 YOU SISSY BOYS! HEE HEE HEE! 1501 01:08:26,752 --> 01:08:28,117 THAT'S DISGUSTING! 1502 01:08:28,228 --> 01:08:30,714 AND THE LIVING JESUS SAID UNTO HIM, 1503 01:08:30,739 --> 01:08:33,770 "HE WHO IS STRONG IN HIS BELIEF OF GOD 1504 01:08:33,795 --> 01:08:35,840 SHALL HAVE HIS SINS FORGIVEN." 1505 01:08:35,865 --> 01:08:37,864 WHAT A LEVITATION MOVE! 1506 01:08:38,216 --> 01:08:39,879 JESUS SAID UNTO HIM... 1507 01:08:40,019 --> 01:08:40,511 FATHER. 1508 01:08:40,652 --> 01:08:44,777 LUKE, DO NOT BELIEVE WHAT YOU ARE SEEING.IT IS MERELY AN ILLUSION. 1509 01:08:44,778 --> 01:08:47,056 YOU SOUND LIKE GEORGE BUSH ON THE DEFICIT! 1510 01:08:47,107 --> 01:08:49,599 BUT SHE'S FLOATING IN MIDAIR. 1511 01:08:49,866 --> 01:08:50,999 Nancy: HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING 1512 01:08:51,024 --> 01:08:52,015 WITH THOSE SCISSORS? 1513 01:08:52,098 --> 01:08:52,931 HEY! 1514 01:08:53,324 --> 01:08:54,485 OHH! 1515 01:08:54,636 --> 01:08:55,417 OUCH! 1516 01:08:55,442 --> 01:09:00,282 THAT WAS THE ANTIGRAVITY BACKDROP. WOW! ILLEGAL, MEAN GENE! 1517 01:09:00,424 --> 01:09:03,315 AS I SAID, IT IS MERELY AN ILLUSION. 1518 01:09:03,340 --> 01:09:04,408 Nancy: OH, YES. 1519 01:09:04,433 --> 01:09:06,447 THAT MAY HAVE BEEN AN ILLUSION. 1520 01:09:06,525 --> 01:09:09,107 BUT I KNOW SOMETHING THAT'S VERY REAL. 1521 01:09:09,542 --> 01:09:10,911 YOUR HEART CONDITION! 1522 01:09:10,936 --> 01:09:13,354 [GROANS] 1523 01:09:13,379 --> 01:09:14,915 [HEART BEATING] 1524 01:09:15,604 --> 01:09:17,002 OH, BUT DON'T WORRY. 1525 01:09:17,049 --> 01:09:19,210 FAR BE IT FROM ME TO WANT TO RATTLE YOU. 1526 01:09:19,235 --> 01:09:20,975 [RUMBLING] 1527 01:09:23,510 --> 01:09:24,776 UNH! OH! 1528 01:09:24,777 --> 01:09:27,123 SAY YOUR PRAYERS, MAYII. 1529 01:09:27,178 --> 01:09:29,286 BECAUSE SOON YOU'LL BE HISTORY. 1530 01:09:29,311 --> 01:09:30,818 THAT'S ENOUGH! 1531 01:09:31,573 --> 01:09:32,940 IN THE NAME OF GOD, 1532 01:09:32,965 --> 01:09:34,790 I DEMAND YOU STOP THIS CHARADE! 1533 01:09:34,815 --> 01:09:38,061 YOU... DEMAND? 1534 01:09:38,086 --> 01:09:39,543 YOU'RE NOT IN A POSITION 1535 01:09:39,568 --> 01:09:41,237 TO DEMAND DICK, ALTAR BOY! 1536 01:09:41,262 --> 01:09:42,792 SEE, I KNOW ALL ABOUT YOU. 1537 01:09:42,793 --> 01:09:45,437 AND WHY YOU REALLY JOINED THE CHURCH. 1538 01:09:45,462 --> 01:09:46,414 OH, SURE. 1539 01:09:46,562 --> 01:09:48,912 THEY HAVE A TERRIFIC DENTAL PLAN. 1540 01:09:49,193 --> 01:09:50,542 BUT THAT WASN'T WHY. 1541 01:09:50,567 --> 01:09:51,090 BE QUIET. 1542 01:09:51,115 --> 01:09:52,893 IGNORE THAT BEAST, LUKE. 1543 01:09:52,918 --> 01:09:53,680 YOU JOINED THE CHURCH 1544 01:09:53,705 --> 01:09:56,738 BECAUSE YOU HAD NO TALENTS, NO SKILLS, WERE TOTALLY UNTRAINABLE, 1545 01:09:56,821 --> 01:09:59,507 AND YOUR S.A.T. SCORE WAS UNDER 400. 1546 01:09:59,532 --> 01:10:01,384 SHUT UP! DON'T LISTEN! 1547 01:10:01,409 --> 01:10:03,253 SO, YOU HAD 2 CHOICES. 1548 01:10:03,409 --> 01:10:05,462 EITHER WORKING IN THE CHURCH, 1549 01:10:05,487 --> 01:10:06,722 OR THE U.S. SENATE. 1550 01:10:06,747 --> 01:10:08,875 I SAID, SHUT UP, DAMN YOU! SHUT UP! 1551 01:10:08,900 --> 01:10:11,048 DON'T LISTEN, LUKE! 1552 01:10:11,111 --> 01:10:14,948 ♪ COME AND LISTEN TO A STORY 'BOUT A MAN NAMED JED ♪ 1553 01:10:14,973 --> 01:10:17,798 ♪ A POOR MOUNTAINEER, BARELY KEPT HIS FAMILY FED ♪ 1554 01:10:17,823 --> 01:10:20,914 [SCREAMS] 1555 01:10:21,070 --> 01:10:22,271 Nancy: I JUST WANT TO THANK YOU 1556 01:10:22,296 --> 01:10:23,804 FOR JOINING THE CHURCH. 1557 01:10:23,829 --> 01:10:25,273 BECAUSE OF YOU, I'LL BE ABLE TO KEEP 1558 01:10:25,298 --> 01:10:27,709 THIS WOMAN'S SOUL FOREVER. 1559 01:10:28,100 --> 01:10:30,842 I HAVE NO RIGHT CALLING MYSELF A PRIEST. 1560 01:10:31,184 --> 01:10:32,020 LUKE! 1561 01:10:32,091 --> 01:10:33,971 Mayii: I HAVE TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE. 1562 01:10:33,972 --> 01:10:36,375 AW, PLEASE, DAD. CAN'T HE STAY? 1563 01:10:36,400 --> 01:10:38,866 TOMORROW'S NOT A SCHOOL DAY. PLEASE? 1564 01:10:38,891 --> 01:10:40,211 DAMN YOU! 1565 01:10:40,622 --> 01:10:43,279 I'LL KILL YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS. 1566 01:10:43,304 --> 01:10:45,115 AW, YOU TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT, 1567 01:10:45,140 --> 01:10:46,181 YOU OLD FART. 1568 01:10:46,182 --> 01:10:46,882 NOW, DON'T TAKE A LOOK 1569 01:10:46,883 --> 01:10:48,250 AT THIS PICTURE 1570 01:10:48,251 --> 01:10:49,218 WITH YOUR MOTHER IN BED 1571 01:10:49,219 --> 01:10:50,646 WITH MANUEL NORIEGA. 1572 01:10:50,671 --> 01:10:52,740 AAH! [HEART BEATING] 1573 01:10:53,203 --> 01:10:55,325 [GROANS] 1574 01:10:57,749 --> 01:11:02,252 [LAUGHS MANIACALLY] 1575 01:11:02,277 --> 01:11:03,531 AAH! 1576 01:11:04,247 --> 01:11:05,649 LUKE! 1577 01:11:06,737 --> 01:11:08,335 HE'S DOWN! HE'S OUT! 1578 01:11:08,360 --> 01:11:10,370 IT'S A HEART ATTACK, MEAN GENE! 1579 01:11:10,395 --> 01:11:11,494 MASSIVE CARDIAC. 1580 01:11:11,608 --> 01:11:13,587 WHAT A WUSS! 1581 01:11:13,612 --> 01:11:14,546 FATHER. 1582 01:11:16,279 --> 01:11:18,956 [LAUGHS MOCKINGLY] 1583 01:11:22,034 --> 01:11:23,486 UNH! 1584 01:11:27,533 --> 01:11:28,393 [ELECTRIC SURGE] 1585 01:11:28,418 --> 01:11:31,259 [LAUGHING] 1586 01:11:34,318 --> 01:11:37,011 [HEART BEATING] 1587 01:11:38,900 --> 01:11:40,128 Mean Gene: HE'S COMING BACK, 1588 01:11:40,129 --> 01:11:40,935 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 1589 01:11:40,960 --> 01:11:42,870 OH! WHAT A COMEBACK, JESSE VENTURA! 1590 01:11:42,895 --> 01:11:44,253 I DON'T BELIEVE IT! 1591 01:11:44,278 --> 01:11:46,161 HE WAS DOWN AND OUT AND FINISHED! 1592 01:11:47,221 --> 01:11:48,596 [GROWLS] 1593 01:11:49,804 --> 01:11:52,533 SO, YOU'RE A HARD MAN TO KILL. 1594 01:11:53,732 --> 01:11:54,951 [BLOWS A RASPBERRY] 1595 01:11:55,029 --> 01:11:58,115 IT MIGHT BE EASIER IF YOU WERE A WOMAN. 1596 01:11:58,232 --> 01:12:00,607 SISTER MAYII! 1597 01:12:03,158 --> 01:12:05,451 [LAUGHS] 1598 01:12:06,056 --> 01:12:10,721 ♪ KUMBAYA, MY LORD, KUMBAYA ♪ 1599 01:12:10,722 --> 01:12:13,492 ♪ KUMBAYA... ♪ 1600 01:12:16,643 --> 01:12:19,646 [HUMMING] 1601 01:12:27,081 --> 01:12:29,160 THAT GUY EVEN SCARES ME, MEAN GENE. 1602 01:12:30,970 --> 01:12:33,217 HI, YI, YI, YI! 1603 01:12:33,242 --> 01:12:35,256 [SINGING INDIAN CHANT] 1604 01:12:35,281 --> 01:12:36,817 WELL, IT AIN'T STAR SEARCH, 1605 01:12:36,858 --> 01:12:38,665 BUT I GOT A MILLION OF THESE. 1606 01:12:38,690 --> 01:12:40,315 [LAUGHS] 1607 01:12:42,349 --> 01:12:44,118 [IMITATING GROUCHO MARX] THIS IS THE CRAZIEST EXORCISM 1608 01:12:44,119 --> 01:12:45,296 I'VE EVER PERFORMED. 1609 01:12:48,783 --> 01:12:49,888 HEY! 1610 01:12:49,889 --> 01:12:50,791 WHO ARE YOU? 1611 01:12:51,363 --> 01:12:54,151 [IMITATING RAMBO] I'M YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE. 1612 01:12:56,428 --> 01:12:57,816 SOMETHING'S WRONG. 1613 01:12:59,932 --> 01:13:03,142 AHH! WHO NEEDS STEROIDS? 1614 01:13:03,167 --> 01:13:05,579 STEROIDS AREN'T USED IN WRESTLING ANYMORE. 1615 01:13:06,032 --> 01:13:07,235 [SOFTLY] OR ANY LESS. 1616 01:13:07,657 --> 01:13:11,363 [IMITATING HANS AND FRANZ] AND WE ARE HERE TO PUMP...[CLAP] YOU UP! 1617 01:13:11,446 --> 01:13:12,279 HEY! 1618 01:13:12,876 --> 01:13:15,180 YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A LITTLE GIRLY DEVIL. 1619 01:13:15,634 --> 01:13:16,467 SATAN! 1620 01:13:16,927 --> 01:13:18,615 SATAN, YOU GOT HIM ON THE RUN. 1621 01:13:18,640 --> 01:13:20,607 WHAT MOVE YOU GONNA USE NEXT? 1622 01:13:21,078 --> 01:13:24,981 NEXT, I'M GONNA GRAB A WRESTLER BY HIS NECK, 1623 01:13:25,169 --> 01:13:26,887 SUCK OUT HIS EYEBALLS, 1624 01:13:26,888 --> 01:13:28,886 AND SPIT 'EM DOWN HIS THROAT! 1625 01:13:29,066 --> 01:13:30,276 WHAT DID SHE SAY? 1626 01:13:30,492 --> 01:13:32,353 SHE'S TALKING TO YOU, MEAN GENE. 1627 01:13:33,798 --> 01:13:35,804 OH! OOH! OH! 1628 01:13:36,062 --> 01:13:38,140 IN THE NAME OF THE HOLY FATHER, 1629 01:13:38,165 --> 01:13:40,076 I ANOINT THIS WOMAN'S BODY 1630 01:13:40,406 --> 01:13:42,795 WITH THE SYMBOL OF GOD'S GOODNESS. 1631 01:13:44,350 --> 01:13:46,096 HA HA! YOU MISSED! 1632 01:13:49,229 --> 01:13:50,541 YOU SWINE! 1633 01:13:51,375 --> 01:13:52,208 OOH! 1634 01:13:52,612 --> 01:13:54,741 [NANCY LAUGHS] 1635 01:13:55,061 --> 01:13:58,507 YOUR TRICKS HAVE NO EFFECT ON ME! 1636 01:13:58,655 --> 01:13:59,566 FATHER. 1637 01:14:00,218 --> 01:14:02,206 I'M SEEING A PATTERN HERE. 1638 01:14:02,300 --> 01:14:04,369 [LAUGHING] 1639 01:14:04,394 --> 01:14:05,855 YOU FIEND! 1640 01:14:07,118 --> 01:14:08,251 WHY AM I A FIEND? 1641 01:14:08,276 --> 01:14:09,384 I WAS TALKING TO HER. 1642 01:14:09,409 --> 01:14:10,076 WELL, YOU WERE LOOKING AT ME. 1643 01:14:10,101 --> 01:14:10,922 WELL, YOU KNOW! 1644 01:14:10,947 --> 01:14:14,412 I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE WATER, LUKE. IT CAME FROM OVER THERE AND IT CAME FROM UP THERE. 1645 01:14:14,437 --> 01:14:15,597 [ROARS] LUKE! 1646 01:14:15,598 --> 01:14:16,496 LUKE! 1647 01:14:16,497 --> 01:14:18,366 LEAVE HER BODY! 1648 01:14:18,391 --> 01:14:21,144 ENTER MINE! ENTER MINE! 1649 01:14:27,608 --> 01:14:30,113 [BOTH GASP] 1650 01:14:36,143 --> 01:14:37,313 LUKE! 1651 01:14:38,336 --> 01:14:40,827 OH, NO! 1652 01:14:41,515 --> 01:14:42,921 HE'S INNOCENT. 1653 01:14:43,530 --> 01:14:45,784 IT'S MY BODY YOU WANT. 1654 01:14:46,871 --> 01:14:53,263 ENTER ME! 1655 01:15:08,552 --> 01:15:10,245 FATHER MAYII? 1656 01:15:11,099 --> 01:15:12,463 YES? 1657 01:15:15,190 --> 01:15:18,200 YOU MAY! [SCREAMS] 1658 01:15:18,225 --> 01:15:19,280 FATHER, DON'T! 1659 01:15:19,305 --> 01:15:20,319 [GROWLS] 1660 01:15:22,489 --> 01:15:24,557 [NANCY SCREAMS] 1661 01:15:29,243 --> 01:15:30,894 YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR ACTION, JESSE! 1662 01:15:30,895 --> 01:15:33,390 IT LOOKS LIKE A TRANSVESTITE BATTLE ROYAL! 1663 01:15:38,639 --> 01:15:41,446 [LAUGHING EVILLY] 1664 01:15:51,316 --> 01:15:52,353 OOH... 1665 01:15:57,000 --> 01:15:59,839 WELL, WE ALMOST HAD IT THERE FOR A SECOND, 1666 01:15:59,864 --> 01:16:01,230 DIDN'T WE? 1667 01:16:01,871 --> 01:16:03,809 NICE GOIN'. FACE IT, 1668 01:16:03,926 --> 01:16:05,953 YOU GUYS CAN'T BEAT ME. 1669 01:16:06,211 --> 01:16:08,116 YOU'RE LOSERS. 1670 01:16:08,288 --> 01:16:09,684 NO ONE CAN DESTROY 1671 01:16:09,709 --> 01:16:12,006 WHAT THE DEVIL HAS CREATED. NYAH! 1672 01:16:12,271 --> 01:16:13,949 IF IT TAKES MY LAST BREATH, 1673 01:16:13,974 --> 01:16:15,357 I'LL PROVE YOU WRONG. 1674 01:16:15,427 --> 01:16:17,789 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? WE TRIED EVERYTHING, 1675 01:16:17,814 --> 01:16:19,344 EVERYTHING THE DEVIL HATES. 1676 01:16:19,619 --> 01:16:21,373 PRAYERS, HOLY WATER, 1677 01:16:21,759 --> 01:16:24,112 SEX, DRUGS, AND ROCK AND ROLL. 1678 01:16:24,550 --> 01:16:25,579 ROCK AND ROLL? 1679 01:16:25,750 --> 01:16:28,008 ROCK AND ROLL? WE NEVER TRIED THAT. 1680 01:16:28,461 --> 01:16:30,508 I HATE ROCK AND ROLL. 1681 01:16:30,571 --> 01:16:32,448 OH, YOU HATE ROCK AND ROLL? 1682 01:16:32,449 --> 01:16:37,626 WELL, WAIT TILL YOU GET A LOAD OF ME! 1683 01:16:38,421 --> 01:16:39,539 [DEVIL WITH THE BLUE DRESS PLAYING] 1684 01:16:39,622 --> 01:16:40,922 ♪ HEY ♪ 1685 01:16:40,923 --> 01:16:42,023 ♪ ALL RIGHT ♪ 1686 01:16:42,024 --> 01:16:43,291 ♪ JUMP UP ♪ 1687 01:16:43,292 --> 01:16:44,401 ♪ GET IT ♪ 1688 01:16:44,426 --> 01:16:47,905 ♪ DEVIL WITH THE BLUE DRESS, BLUE DRESS, BLUE DRESS ♪ 1689 01:16:47,930 --> 01:16:50,108 ♪ DEVIL WITH THE BLUE DRESS ON ♪ 1690 01:16:50,133 --> 01:16:51,172 ♪ OOH, YEAH ♪ 1691 01:16:51,197 --> 01:16:53,165 ♪ DEVIL WITH THE BLUE DRESS, BLUE DRESS, BLUE DRESS ♪ 1692 01:16:53,166 --> 01:16:56,812 ♪ DEVIL WITH THE BLUE DRESS ON ♪ 1693 01:16:56,837 --> 01:16:59,614 ♪ FE FE FI FI FO FO FUM ♪ 1694 01:16:59,639 --> 01:17:02,730 ♪ LOOKIN' MIGHTY NICE, HERE SHE COMES ♪ 1695 01:17:02,755 --> 01:17:04,809 ♪ WEARIN' A WIG, HAT, AND SHADES TO MATCH ♪ 1696 01:17:04,810 --> 01:17:08,336 ♪ GOT HER HIGH-HEELED SHOES AND AN ALLIGATOR HAT ♪ 1697 01:17:08,640 --> 01:17:11,117 ♪ WEARIN' HER PEARLS AND A DIAMOND RING ♪ 1698 01:17:11,142 --> 01:17:13,050 ♪ SHE GOT BRACELETS ON HER FINGERS NOW AND EVERYTHING ♪ 1699 01:17:13,051 --> 01:17:16,052 ♪ DEVIL WITH THE BLUE DRESS, BLUE DRESS ON ♪ 1700 01:17:16,053 --> 01:17:18,820 ♪ DEVIL WITH THE BLUE DRESS ON ♪ 1701 01:17:18,821 --> 01:17:20,496 ♪ OH, HAVE MERCY ♪ 1702 01:17:20,521 --> 01:17:23,436 ♪ DEVIL WITH THE BLUE DRESS, BLUE DRESS ON ♪ 1703 01:17:23,461 --> 01:17:26,392 ♪ DEVIL WITH THE BLUE DRESS ON ♪ 1704 01:17:26,455 --> 01:17:28,961 ♪ WEARIN' HER PERFUME, CHANEL NO. 5 ♪ 1705 01:17:28,986 --> 01:17:31,966 ♪ SHE GOT TO BE THE FINEST GIRL ALIVE ♪ 1706 01:17:31,991 --> 01:17:34,201 ♪ SHE WALKS REAL COOL, CATCHES EVERYBODY'S EYE ♪ 1707 01:17:34,202 --> 01:17:38,191 ♪ SHE GOT SUCH GOOD LOVIN', THEY CAN'T SAY GOOD-BYE ♪ 1708 01:17:38,226 --> 01:17:40,732 ♪ NOT TOO SKINNY, SHE'S NOT TOO FAT ♪ 1709 01:17:40,757 --> 01:17:44,076 ♪ SHE'S A REAL HUMDINGER, AND I LIKE IT LIKE THAT ♪ 1710 01:17:44,164 --> 01:17:46,044 ♪ DEVIL WITH THE BLUE DRESS, BLUE DRESS ON ♪ 1711 01:17:46,045 --> 01:17:48,881 ♪ DEVIL WITH THE BLUE DRESS ON ♪ 1712 01:17:48,882 --> 01:17:50,849 ♪ HEY, SING IT NOW ♪ 1713 01:17:50,850 --> 01:17:53,150 ♪ DEVIL WITH THE BLUE DRESS, BLUE DRESS, BLUE DRESS ♪ 1714 01:17:53,175 --> 01:17:55,277 ♪ DEVIL WITH THE BLUE DRESS ON ♪ 1715 01:17:55,303 --> 01:17:57,973 HELLO, 911? THIS IS THE DEVIL. 1716 01:17:57,998 --> 01:17:59,457 I'M BEING DRIVEN BACK TO HELL 1717 01:17:59,482 --> 01:18:00,869 BY LOUD MUSIC. COULD YOU... 1718 01:18:00,894 --> 01:18:03,049 [CLICK] HELLO? HELLO? 1719 01:18:03,541 --> 01:18:05,061 ♪ AAH ♪ 1720 01:18:05,062 --> 01:18:07,599 ♪ FE FE FI FI FO FO FUM ♪ 1721 01:18:07,624 --> 01:18:10,861 ♪ LOOK IT, ONCE AGAIN, HERE SHE COMES ♪ 1722 01:18:10,886 --> 01:18:13,538 ♪ WEARIN' A WIG, HAT, AND SHADES TO MATCH ♪ 1723 01:18:13,563 --> 01:18:16,810 ♪ GOT HER HIGH-HEELED SHOES AND AN ALLIGATOR HAT ♪ 1724 01:18:16,835 --> 01:18:19,393 ♪ WEARIN' HER PEARLS AND A DIAMOND RING ♪ 1725 01:18:19,418 --> 01:18:22,595 ♪ SHE GOT BRACELETS ON HER FINGERS NOW AND EVERYTHING ♪ 1726 01:18:22,746 --> 01:18:25,738 ♪ DEVIL WITH THE BLUE DRESS, BLUE DRESS ON ♪ 1727 01:18:25,763 --> 01:18:28,722 ♪ DEVIL WITH THE BLUE DRESS ON ♪ 1728 01:18:28,747 --> 01:18:31,658 ♪ DEVIL WITH THE BLUE DRESS, BLUE DRESS, BLUE DRESS ♪ 1729 01:18:31,683 --> 01:18:33,651 ♪ DEVIL WITH THE BLUE DRESS ON ♪ 1730 01:18:34,788 --> 01:18:37,623 ♪ DEVIL WITH THE BLUE DRESS, BLUE DRESS, BLUE DRESS ♪ 1731 01:18:37,648 --> 01:18:39,531 ♪ DEVIL WITH THE BLUE DRESS ON ♪ 1732 01:18:39,671 --> 01:18:40,760 [MUSIC STOPS] 1733 01:18:41,174 --> 01:18:43,624 NO! 1734 01:18:44,492 --> 01:18:48,408 THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME. 1735 01:18:48,433 --> 01:18:49,168 Brophy: NANCY... 1736 01:18:49,193 --> 01:18:49,954 THERE'S NO PLACE... 1737 01:18:49,979 --> 01:18:51,436 IT'S ALL OVER NOW. 1738 01:18:53,616 --> 01:18:54,827 OOH! 1739 01:18:57,030 --> 01:18:59,021 OH, FATHER MAYII! 1740 01:18:59,046 --> 01:19:00,691 YOU SAVED ME ONCE AGAIN! 1741 01:19:00,716 --> 01:19:02,982 HOW CAN I EVER THANK YOU? 1742 01:19:03,039 --> 01:19:04,028 OOH! 1743 01:19:05,782 --> 01:19:09,386 NANCY, SAVING YOUR SOUL IS THANKS ENOUGH. 1744 01:19:09,411 --> 01:19:12,605 GOOD WILL ALWAYS TRIUMPH OVER EVIL. 1745 01:19:12,630 --> 01:19:14,555 BUT I'M CONFIDENT NOW 1746 01:19:14,556 --> 01:19:18,009 THAT WE HAVE SEEN THE LAST OF THIS VILE DEMON. 1747 01:19:18,494 --> 01:19:19,794 Satan: MAYII! 1748 01:19:20,452 --> 01:19:23,233 I'LL BE BACK! 1749 01:19:23,904 --> 01:19:27,167 All: OHH, SHIT. 1750 01:19:27,382 --> 01:19:29,916 SO, IT HAPPENED. 1751 01:19:30,563 --> 01:19:32,602 VICTORY OVER THE DEVIL. 1752 01:19:32,899 --> 01:19:35,507 A GREAT DAY FOR MANKIND. 1753 01:19:35,788 --> 01:19:38,483 AND A PRETTY GOOD DAY FOR SPLIT PEA SOUP. 1754 01:19:39,006 --> 01:19:41,772 NANCY AND BRAYDON ARE A HAPPY COUPLE AGAIN, 1755 01:19:41,866 --> 01:19:43,559 AND THE KIDS ARE JUST FINE. 1756 01:19:43,949 --> 01:19:46,183 BUT NOW THEY'RE TAKING ACTING LESSONS. 1757 01:19:46,433 --> 01:19:48,017 BUT THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW. 1758 01:19:48,018 --> 01:19:49,977 I HAVE A VERY SPECIAL GUEST HERE FOR YOU. 1759 01:19:50,002 --> 01:19:51,504 NANCY AGLET. 1760 01:19:55,927 --> 01:19:58,206 NOW, I'M SURE MANY OF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS 1761 01:19:58,231 --> 01:19:59,466 YOU'D LIKE TO ASK. 1762 01:20:00,418 --> 01:20:01,251 YES? 1763 01:20:01,496 --> 01:20:03,977 HOW DO YOU FEEL AFTER ALL OF THIS? 1764 01:20:04,126 --> 01:20:06,874 I FEEL WONDERFUL. THANKS FOR ASKING. 1765 01:20:06,899 --> 01:20:08,664 Man: UH... UH... 1766 01:20:08,992 --> 01:20:09,825 YES? 1767 01:20:10,505 --> 01:20:11,579 NO OFFENSE, BUT I THINK 1768 01:20:11,604 --> 01:20:13,424 YOU'RE INSULTING OUR INTELLIGENCE. 1769 01:20:13,449 --> 01:20:14,500 I MEAN, HONESTLY, 1770 01:20:14,525 --> 01:20:16,937 DO YOU EXPECT US TO SWALLOW THIS BULLSHIT? 1771 01:20:22,268 --> 01:20:24,663 ♪ RE-RE-RE-REPOSSESSED ♪ 1772 01:20:26,366 --> 01:20:28,730 ♪ RE-RE-RE-REPOSSESSED ♪ 1773 01:20:28,882 --> 01:20:29,861 ♪ OH, NO ♪ 1774 01:20:33,111 --> 01:20:34,312 [RAP MUSIC PLAYING] 1775 01:20:41,272 --> 01:20:43,015 ♪ HE'S COMING BACK ♪ 1776 01:20:43,414 --> 01:20:45,219 ♪ HE'S COMING BACK ♪ 1777 01:20:45,749 --> 01:20:47,349 ♪ HE'S COMING BACK ♪ 1778 01:20:47,609 --> 01:20:48,809 ♪ HE'S COMING ♪ 1779 01:20:49,659 --> 01:20:51,762 ♪ HE'S BACK, THOUGHT HE WAS GONE, JACK ♪ 1780 01:20:51,787 --> 01:20:54,151 ♪ NOW, IN FACT, HE'S BACK, AND THAT AS A BLACK ♪ 1781 01:20:54,176 --> 01:20:56,112 ♪ PANTHER PROWLIN', BOUND TO ATTACK ♪ 1782 01:20:56,137 --> 01:20:58,330 ♪ A CHILD LOST IN THE WILD ♪ 1783 01:20:58,355 --> 01:21:00,479 ♪ THIS WAS HIS PREY: A GIRL NANCY ♪ 1784 01:21:00,504 --> 01:21:02,281 ♪ WOULD SHE GET AWAY? OR COULD SHE? CAN SHE ♪ 1785 01:21:02,282 --> 01:21:04,631 ♪ FIND A WAY OUT? I DOUBT ♪ 1786 01:21:04,656 --> 01:21:06,819 ♪ IF SHE COULD, 'CAUSE THE DEVIL'S ALL ABOUT ♪ 1787 01:21:06,820 --> 01:21:10,986 ♪ EVIL POWER RULING INTENDED, BAD INTENTIONS ALWAYS DEMENTED ♪ 1788 01:21:11,011 --> 01:21:13,010 ♪ THROUGH A TV SET HE SENT IT ♪ 1789 01:21:13,035 --> 01:21:15,373 ♪ SOUL DESTROYER, AND HE MEANT IT ♪ 1790 01:21:15,398 --> 01:21:17,575 ♪ LIKE BEFORE, THE CURSE WILL PERSIST ♪ 1791 01:21:17,600 --> 01:21:18,964 ♪ PART ONE OF THE EXORCIST ♪ 1792 01:21:18,989 --> 01:21:21,301 ♪ BUT THIS TIME FATHER MAYII'S TWICE AS PISSED ♪ 1793 01:21:21,326 --> 01:21:23,635 ♪ BECAUSE ONCE AGAIN LINDA BLAIR GOT DISSED ♪ 1794 01:21:23,660 --> 01:21:25,460 ♪ THE DEVIL ♪ 1795 01:21:25,485 --> 01:21:26,402 ♪ HE'S COMING ♪ 1796 01:21:26,403 --> 01:21:27,652 ♪ BACK ♪ 1797 01:21:27,677 --> 01:21:29,709 ♪ THE DEVIL ♪ 1798 01:21:29,734 --> 01:21:30,938 ♪ HE'S COMING ♪ 1799 01:21:30,939 --> 01:21:31,781 ♪ BACK ♪ 1800 01:21:31,806 --> 01:21:33,892 ♪ THE DEVIL ♪ 1801 01:21:33,917 --> 01:21:35,097 ♪ HE'S COMING ♪ 1802 01:21:35,277 --> 01:21:36,244 ♪ BACK ♪ 1803 01:21:36,245 --> 01:21:38,177 ♪ THE DEVIL ♪ 1804 01:21:38,202 --> 01:21:39,648 ♪ HE'S COMING ♪ 1805 01:21:40,239 --> 01:21:42,362 ♪ HE' BACK, AND HE'S ON A RAMPAGE ♪ 1806 01:21:42,387 --> 01:21:44,785 ♪ LIKE A MADMAN THROUGH A CROWD WITH A 12-GAUGE ♪ 1807 01:21:44,786 --> 01:21:47,381 ♪ SHOTGUN, BUT THIS ONE'S THE TERRIBLE RULER OF HELL ♪ 1808 01:21:47,406 --> 01:21:49,022 ♪ HE MAKES LIVES UNBEARABLE ♪ 1809 01:21:49,023 --> 01:21:51,157 ♪ ASK FATHER MAYII OR FATHER LUKE ♪ 1810 01:21:51,158 --> 01:21:53,665 ♪ HE SEIZED NANCY'S SOUL, AND HE MADE HER PUKE ♪ 1811 01:21:53,690 --> 01:21:55,337 ♪ UP PEA SOUP ALL OVER A PRIEST'S SUIT ♪ 1812 01:21:55,362 --> 01:21:57,062 ♪ AND I USED TO THINK LINDA BLAIR WAS CUTE ♪ 1813 01:21:57,063 --> 01:21:59,185 ♪ NOW SHE'S HAUNTED, TAKEN CONTROL OF AGAIN ♪ 1814 01:21:59,210 --> 01:22:01,232 ♪ IN THE END, GOOD WILL TRIUMPH AND ALWAYS WIN ♪ 1815 01:22:01,233 --> 01:22:03,635 ♪ IN THE MEANTIME, THOUGH, YOU WATCH HER HEAD SPIN ♪ 1816 01:22:03,636 --> 01:22:06,172 ♪ IT'S 360, THE FACE OF SIN RAPIDLY TURNIN' ♪ 1817 01:22:06,197 --> 01:22:07,392 ♪ BED POSTS BURNIN' ♪ 1818 01:22:07,417 --> 01:22:09,920 ♪ IT'S GONNA TAKE A LOT MORE THAN SOME STUPID SILLY SERMON ♪ 1819 01:22:09,945 --> 01:22:12,125 ♪ TO DESTROY HIM OR EVEN ANNOY HIM ♪ 1820 01:22:12,150 --> 01:22:14,191 ♪ IN HIS TIME OF DEMONIC, CHAOTIC MAYHEM ♪ 1821 01:22:14,216 --> 01:22:16,378 ♪ WITH THE THRILL OF A CHILLER, THE DEVIL ULTIMATE KILLER ♪ 1822 01:22:16,379 --> 01:22:18,906 ♪ LIVE ON ERNEST AND FANNIE RAE WELLER'S SHOW ♪ 1823 01:22:18,931 --> 01:22:22,055 ♪ PRIME-TIME, SO FATHER MAYII AND LUKE ARE ON THE GO ♪ 1824 01:22:22,080 --> 01:22:24,691 ♪ IN THE GYMS AND LIFTIN', MOVIN', QUICKIN' ♪ 1825 01:22:24,716 --> 01:22:26,836 ♪ BUILDIN' CONFIDENCE, GETTIN' SWIFT AND ♪ 1826 01:22:26,861 --> 01:22:28,708 ♪ READY FOR BUTT-KICKIN' AT ITS BEST ♪ 1827 01:22:28,733 --> 01:22:31,123 ♪ 'CAUSE NANCY'S BEEN REPOSSESSED ♪ 1828 01:22:31,148 --> 01:22:32,959 ♪ THE DEVIL ♪ 1829 01:22:32,984 --> 01:22:34,124 ♪ HE'S COMING ♪ 1830 01:22:34,227 --> 01:22:35,295 ♪ BACK ♪ 1831 01:22:35,296 --> 01:22:37,197 ♪ THE DEVIL ♪ 1832 01:22:37,222 --> 01:22:38,426 ♪ HE'S COMING ♪ 1833 01:22:38,473 --> 01:22:39,464 ♪ BACK ♪ 1834 01:22:39,465 --> 01:22:41,344 ♪ THE DEVIL ♪ 1835 01:22:41,369 --> 01:22:42,642 ♪ HE'S COMING ♪ 1836 01:22:42,667 --> 01:22:43,637 ♪ BACK ♪ 1837 01:22:43,638 --> 01:22:45,586 ♪ THE DEVIL ♪ 1838 01:22:45,611 --> 01:22:46,494 ♪ HE'S COMING ♪ 1839 01:22:46,891 --> 01:22:47,946 ♪ BACK ♪ 1840 01:23:04,112 --> 01:23:06,909 ♪ THIRD VERSE, COULD YOU BELIEVE IT GETS WORSE? ♪ 1841 01:23:06,934 --> 01:23:09,476 ♪ STILL IN EFFECT, THIS DAMN CURSE CAME DEMON ♪ 1842 01:23:09,501 --> 01:23:10,902 ♪ D-E-V-I-L ♪ 1843 01:23:10,927 --> 01:23:12,979 ♪ WELL, HOW CAN WE SEND THE PUNK BACK TO HELL? ♪ 1844 01:23:13,004 --> 01:23:15,148 ♪ WAS THE QUESTION ASKED BY TWO ON A MISSION ♪ 1845 01:23:15,172 --> 01:23:17,417 ♪ RESTORIN' THE SOUL TO GOD-GIVEN CONDITION ♪ 1846 01:23:17,442 --> 01:23:19,433 ♪ OF LIFE TO NANCY'S BODY AND VEINS ♪ 1847 01:23:19,434 --> 01:23:21,938 ♪ 'CAUSE SATAN CRAWLED UNDER HER SKIN AND INTO HER BRAINS ♪ 1848 01:23:21,963 --> 01:23:24,037 ♪ LIKE A PSYCHOANALYST ANALYZIN' ONLY BAD PARTS ♪ 1849 01:23:24,038 --> 01:23:28,239 ♪ HYPNOTIZIN' THE REST OF 'EM, GETTIN' THE BEST OF 'EM ♪ 1850 01:23:28,264 --> 01:23:30,135 ♪ TESTIN' 'EM, SOON POSSESSIN' 'EM ♪ 1851 01:23:30,159 --> 01:23:31,877 ♪ IN NO TIME AT ALL ♪ 1852 01:23:31,878 --> 01:23:34,055 ♪ HE MAKES HITLER LOOK LIKE LUCILLE BALL ♪ 1853 01:23:34,080 --> 01:23:36,174 ♪ THIS AIN'T A JOKE OR SOME KIND OF DREAM ♪ 1854 01:23:36,199 --> 01:23:38,125 ♪ PUT YOURSELF INTO HER SCENE ♪ 1855 01:23:38,150 --> 01:23:40,354 ♪ POSSESSED BY THE DEMON, CAN'T EVEN SCREAM ♪ 1856 01:23:40,379 --> 01:23:42,287 ♪ JASON CAN'T EVEN JOIN THE TEAM ♪ 1857 01:23:42,288 --> 01:23:44,613 ♪ HE'S TOO NICE. THE DEVIL'S SCHEME IS MEAN ♪ 1858 01:23:44,638 --> 01:23:46,658 ♪ TO THE FULLEST EXTENT, OR SO IT WOULD SEEM ♪ 1859 01:23:46,683 --> 01:23:48,799 ♪ THE ONLY THING THE PRIESTS HAVE GOIN' ON ♪ 1860 01:23:48,824 --> 01:23:50,695 ♪ IS GENERIC HOLY WATER EVIAN ♪ 1861 01:23:50,696 --> 01:23:53,062 ♪ THEY THREW IT ON AND SAW THE WRONG CHOICE WAS CHOSEN ♪ 1862 01:23:53,063 --> 01:23:55,198 ♪ WANTED TO USE THE REAL STUFF, BUT THE CHURCH WAS CLOSED ♪ 1863 01:23:55,199 --> 01:23:58,214 ♪ IF THE DEVIL'S GOT YOU RUNNIN' SO HOT YOU APPEAR ON TV ♪ 1864 01:23:58,239 --> 01:24:01,609 ♪ WHILE MILLIONS WATCH YOU EXERCISIN' YOUR LIVE EXORCISM ♪ 1865 01:24:01,634 --> 01:24:03,751 ♪ YO, YOU KNOW HOW YOU'RE LIVIN' ♪ 1866 01:24:03,776 --> 01:24:06,516 ♪ LOUSY. WANT TO GET BACK FULL CONTROL? ♪ 1867 01:24:06,756 --> 01:24:08,578 ♪ GET BACK YOUR GIVEN SOUL? ♪ 1868 01:24:08,603 --> 01:24:10,393 ♪ PLAY ROCK AND ROLL ♪ 1869 01:24:10,418 --> 01:24:12,052 ♪ HE HATES THAT ♪ 1870 01:24:12,077 --> 01:24:14,117 ♪ THE DEVIL ♪ 1871 01:24:14,142 --> 01:24:15,248 ♪ HE'S COMING ♪ 1872 01:24:15,249 --> 01:24:16,231 ♪ BACK ♪ 1873 01:24:16,256 --> 01:24:18,298 ♪ THE DEVIL ♪ 1874 01:24:18,323 --> 01:24:19,583 ♪ HE'S COMING ♪ 1875 01:24:19,635 --> 01:24:20,687 ♪ BACK ♪ 1876 01:24:20,688 --> 01:24:22,524 ♪ THE DEVIL ♪ 1877 01:24:22,549 --> 01:24:23,833 ♪ HE'S COMING ♪ 1878 01:24:23,858 --> 01:24:24,858 ♪ BACK ♪ 1879 01:24:24,967 --> 01:24:26,896 ♪ THE DEVIL ♪ 1880 01:24:26,921 --> 01:24:28,094 ♪ HE'S COMING ♪ 1881 01:24:28,119 --> 01:24:29,475 ♪ BACK ♪