1 00:00:32,450 --> 00:00:35,118 (UPBEAT THEME PLAYING) 2 00:00:47,632 --> 00:00:51,968 MAN 1: Hurry, hurry, hurry, step right up and see Egyptia! 3 00:00:52,053 --> 00:00:55,639 MAN 2: She walks, talks, and crawls on her belly like a snake! 4 00:00:57,183 --> 00:01:00,685 MAN 3: The most death-defying ride in the world. 5 00:01:02,063 --> 00:01:08,235 Jeepers, I sure do love fairs, especially going on all the rides. 6 00:01:08,319 --> 00:01:12,572 No, no, no. Baby Herman is much too little to go on the rides and I... 7 00:01:12,657 --> 00:01:15,325 Oh, look, a psychic. 8 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:17,702 Roger, I'm going to have my palm read, 9 00:01:17,787 --> 00:01:19,579 so you stay here and watch Baby Herman. 10 00:01:19,664 --> 00:01:22,582 Huh? No, no, not that. Anything but that. 11 00:01:22,667 --> 00:01:23,667 (CLOTH RIPS) 12 00:01:24,669 --> 00:01:25,669 Please, don't let... 13 00:01:25,753 --> 00:01:31,007 Roger, you'll stay here with Baby, or it's rabbit stew for dinner. 14 00:01:31,092 --> 00:01:35,595 Okay, okay, anything you say, Mama, dearest. 15 00:01:36,013 --> 00:01:39,975 Why, you know me, I just love watching Baby. 16 00:01:40,059 --> 00:01:43,103 Why, I'm a regular super-sitter. 17 00:01:43,271 --> 00:01:44,771 Boy, that was close. 18 00:01:44,855 --> 00:01:50,402 Let Uncle Roger tie your balloon up and that way you'll never lose it. 19 00:01:52,363 --> 00:01:54,906 (CRYING) 20 00:01:54,991 --> 00:01:59,786 Don't cry, Baby Herman! Uncle Roger's gonna get you a new balloon. 21 00:01:59,870 --> 00:02:04,958 Now, you stay here and be a good boy and don't get into any trouble. 22 00:02:05,251 --> 00:02:07,168 - Promise? - (COOS) 23 00:02:08,838 --> 00:02:09,879 Oh! 24 00:02:11,007 --> 00:02:12,924 Red balloon. 25 00:02:13,551 --> 00:02:15,635 (BABBLING) 26 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:17,929 Ta-da! Hey! 27 00:02:18,014 --> 00:02:20,473 Where'd he go? Is he down here? 28 00:02:22,310 --> 00:02:23,643 Ah! 29 00:02:23,728 --> 00:02:27,647 Baby Herman, where are you? Speak to me. 30 00:02:33,237 --> 00:02:34,904 (LAUGHS) 31 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:38,783 (SCREAMS) 32 00:02:38,868 --> 00:02:41,578 (BABBLING) 33 00:02:43,748 --> 00:02:46,791 - Don't poke yourself, Baby Herman. - Whee! 34 00:02:46,876 --> 00:02:48,752 Oh! Hey, what's happening to my head? 35 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:51,629 (IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) I've got a headache, but it's just a little one. 36 00:02:51,714 --> 00:02:52,839 (COOING) 37 00:02:56,427 --> 00:03:00,472 Jeepers, hold your fire, hold your fire! 38 00:03:01,432 --> 00:03:02,432 Phew! 39 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:05,602 Okay, fellows, fire away. 40 00:03:08,439 --> 00:03:10,523 Whee! (LAUGHS) 41 00:03:10,608 --> 00:03:11,608 Oh! 42 00:03:13,944 --> 00:03:15,737 (COUGHS) 43 00:03:16,614 --> 00:03:17,614 Huh? 44 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:20,909 Balloon. 45 00:03:20,993 --> 00:03:24,120 Baby Herman, you're too little to go on the rides! 46 00:03:24,622 --> 00:03:26,414 (MACHINERY SPEEDS UP) 47 00:03:26,665 --> 00:03:27,665 Uh-oh! 48 00:03:28,250 --> 00:03:29,250 (SCREAMS) 49 00:03:30,086 --> 00:03:31,086 (GRUNTS) 50 00:03:32,004 --> 00:03:33,171 (SPUTTERING) 51 00:03:36,842 --> 00:03:37,842 (SPUTTERING) 52 00:03:40,805 --> 00:03:42,013 (BABBLING) 53 00:03:44,809 --> 00:03:47,310 Baby, got you. 54 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:49,896 (BABBLING) 55 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:57,362 Hey, it's dark in here and it smells bad, too. 56 00:03:57,446 --> 00:03:58,822 - ROGER: Ew! - (BABBLING) 57 00:04:00,533 --> 00:04:02,117 (LAUGHING) 58 00:04:02,201 --> 00:04:04,994 Baby Herman, is that you? 59 00:04:05,121 --> 00:04:08,915 Come on, let's get out of here before we get into trouble. 60 00:04:08,999 --> 00:04:10,333 (SNORTS) 61 00:04:12,002 --> 00:04:13,044 Pee-ew! 62 00:04:13,129 --> 00:04:15,839 No more corn dogs for you today. 63 00:04:16,048 --> 00:04:18,925 - (GROWLING) - Hey, you're not Baby Herman. 64 00:04:19,009 --> 00:04:20,468 (BABBLING) 65 00:04:20,553 --> 00:04:21,594 Ah! 66 00:04:21,679 --> 00:04:24,222 Hey, what are you doing down there? 67 00:04:24,306 --> 00:04:26,224 - (LAUGHS) - Baby, no! 68 00:04:26,308 --> 00:04:27,392 (SCREAMS) 69 00:04:27,476 --> 00:04:30,812 I hate bullfights! I never eat beef! I'm a vegetarian! 70 00:04:30,896 --> 00:04:32,939 I don't even wear shoes. 71 00:04:33,023 --> 00:04:34,399 (ROGER GROANING IN PAIN) 72 00:04:37,987 --> 00:04:40,029 (ROGER SCREAMS) 73 00:04:42,074 --> 00:04:43,533 That was bracing. 74 00:04:44,243 --> 00:04:45,243 Oh! 75 00:04:49,165 --> 00:04:50,540 Balloon. 76 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:53,209 Don't move, Baby Herman! 77 00:04:53,544 --> 00:04:55,587 Jeepers, that was close 78 00:04:55,671 --> 00:05:00,425 and I caught you just in (SCREAMING) time! 79 00:05:00,509 --> 00:05:02,010 HERMAN: Whee! 80 00:05:02,094 --> 00:05:03,803 (ROGER SCREAMS) 81 00:05:08,559 --> 00:05:10,268 Stop! 82 00:05:24,283 --> 00:05:25,283 (ROGER SCREAMS) 83 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:27,160 HERMAN: Whoo-hoo! 84 00:05:41,592 --> 00:05:44,177 - Whoo! - Jeepers. 85 00:05:45,596 --> 00:05:46,846 Oh, no! 86 00:05:48,098 --> 00:05:50,391 Save me, save me. 87 00:05:50,476 --> 00:05:52,393 - What? - Save me! 88 00:05:52,478 --> 00:05:53,686 (ROGER SCREAMING) 89 00:05:57,483 --> 00:06:00,360 Curses. Foiled again. 90 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:02,695 Ah! 91 00:06:02,780 --> 00:06:04,906 (LAUGHS) 92 00:06:13,999 --> 00:06:15,041 Stop! 93 00:06:16,293 --> 00:06:18,294 - (ROGER SCREAMING) - (HERMAN LAUGHING) 94 00:06:34,311 --> 00:06:35,812 ROGER: Whoa! 95 00:06:35,896 --> 00:06:40,441 MAN: Fire on the set! Fire on the set! 96 00:06:40,568 --> 00:06:41,734 (MAN'S VOICE) Get me down! 97 00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:44,779 MAN: Gangway, gangway! Get the firemen over here! 98 00:06:44,863 --> 00:06:46,364 Yikes! 99 00:06:46,490 --> 00:06:47,824 (CHUCKLES) 100 00:06:49,868 --> 00:06:50,910 (COUGHS) 101 00:06:50,995 --> 00:06:54,414 WOMAN: Excuse me, I don't see a scene with fire. 102 00:06:54,498 --> 00:06:59,502 My first film, my masterpiece is ruined. 103 00:06:59,587 --> 00:07:01,629 You clumsy idiot. 104 00:07:01,714 --> 00:07:02,797 But you don't understand. 105 00:07:02,881 --> 00:07:04,340 - You call yourself an actor. - It's not my fault! 106 00:07:04,425 --> 00:07:07,844 Now, you go back and do this entire scene again. 107 00:07:07,970 --> 00:07:10,179 Not this hare, cue ball. 108 00:07:12,391 --> 00:07:15,518 (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) 109 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:34,454 HERMAN: It's always the same old thing. You never pay me enough money. 110 00:07:34,538 --> 00:07:36,664 You wanna pay peanuts, you get monkeys. 111 00:07:36,749 --> 00:07:38,833 I can't take much more of this. 112 00:07:38,917 --> 00:07:42,795 I get the same junk from that rabbit every time we do something. 113 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:45,089 - He's making me crazy. - Mr. Herman, Mr. Herman? 114 00:07:45,215 --> 00:07:46,966 You forgot something. 115 00:07:47,051 --> 00:07:48,760 - Oh! - (LAUGHS) 116 00:07:50,012 --> 00:07:53,473 What's the matter, toots, afraid of a little bang?