1
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<i>Dear Maria, well, I finally</i>
<i>made it to Australia</i>

2
00:00:14,335 --> 00:00:16,003
<i>just like I said</i>
<i>I would.</i>

3
00:00:16,037 --> 00:00:18,172
<i>I know everything's</i>
<i>gonna go great here.</i>

4
00:00:18,205 --> 00:00:20,107
<i>I'm gonna get a good job</i>
<i>and make lot's of money.</i>

5
00:00:20,141 --> 00:00:22,176
<i>And as soon as I do,</i>
<i>I'm gonna send for ya'.</i>

6
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<i>You're gonna</i>
<i>love it here.</i>

7
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<i>I just got here and already</i>
<i>I feel just like a native.</i>

8
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Ah, very nice plane.

9
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See you later.

10
00:00:31,619 --> 00:00:33,287
Huh, looks like
Bakersfield.

11
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Oh,'scuse me.

12
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Oh, sorry.

13
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Hey, hello. Hey.

14
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Oh, uh yeah.

15
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Yeah. Whoa, here I come.

16
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Alright everybody
off your knees.

17
00:00:44,632 --> 00:00:45,332
[* Mariachi band:
<i>La Cucaracha *]</i>

18
00:01:05,453 --> 00:01:06,921
<i>Dear Maria,</i>

19
00:01:06,954 --> 00:01:09,290
<i>Well Sydney is</i>
<i>just too beautiful.</i>

20
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<i>You're just gonna</i>
<i>love it here.</i>

21
00:01:10,624 --> 00:01:13,194
<i>Boy am I lucky.</i>

22
00:01:13,227 --> 00:01:14,895
<i>That friend of Pino's who</i>
<i>lives here has a big</i>
<i>mansion.</i>

23
00:01:14,929 --> 00:01:16,530
<i>He said I could</i>
<i>stay with him.</i>

24
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<i>He's got three</i>
<i>swimming pools.</i>

25
00:01:18,265 --> 00:01:20,134
<i>He said, "Hey, just take</i>
<i>over the whole West wing."</i>

26
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<i>Well, I gotta go now.</i>

27
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<i>Love and kisses, Carlos.</i>

28
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<i>Oh, P.S.</i>

29
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<i>Hope to see you</i>
<i>soon, honey.</i>

30
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<i>[kissing sound]</i>

31
00:01:31,979 --> 00:01:32,747
[sighs]

32
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- Carlos!
- Yeah.

33
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- Kevin.
- Hey.

34
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- Long flight?
- Yeah.

35
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No don't speak.

36
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Listen, I'll give you
a hand with your bag.

37
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- Yeah.
- Well, come in.

38
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[Kevin] Come in.

39
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Would you like a beer?

40
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Well, what do you think?

41
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I remember the first time
I ever saw this place.

42
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Absolutely breathtaking.
Sorry about the mess, but Gus

43
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gets up on the wrong side
of the bed every now and again.

44
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Who's Gus?

45
00:01:56,404 --> 00:01:58,139
Anyway, you should meet him.

46
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Come through this way, matey.
He's having breakfast.

47
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[crashing noise]

48
00:02:01,308 --> 00:02:01,976
Nice outfit.

49
00:02:04,078 --> 00:02:04,879
Excuse me.

50
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Don't speak. Come in.

51
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Gus, Carlos.

52
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Carlos, Gus.

53
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We are The Roos Brothers.

54
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Come on, shake his hand.
He's tame.

55
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Hi, Gus.

56
00:02:29,136 --> 00:02:30,971
- [loud smack]
- [Carlos] Ugh.

57
00:02:31,005 --> 00:02:31,806
Ow.

58
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Welcome Down Under.

59
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<i>Dear Maria,</i>

60
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<i>You're never gonna</i>
<i>believe this.</i>

61
00:02:41,215 --> 00:02:43,617
<i>I got a job singing in the</i>
<i>biggest nightclub in Sydney.</i>

62
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<i>Right in King's Cross.</i>

63
00:02:45,286 --> 00:02:46,921
<i>Man this place is great.</i>

64
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<i>They love me here.</i>
<i>I'm packing them in.</i>

65
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<i>Uh, love and kisses.</i>
<i>Carlos.</i>

66
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[Carlos in foreign accent]
Everybody prepare,

67
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because here it comes.

68
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Are you all ready?

69
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OK. Here it comes.

70
00:03:02,670 --> 00:03:05,840
<i>* Matty told Hatty</i>

71
00:03:05,873 --> 00:03:07,241
<i>* About a thing</i>
<i>that she saw *</i>

72
00:03:09,076 --> 00:03:10,978
* <i>It had two big horns*</i>

73
00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:14,648
<i>* And a wooly paw</i>

74
00:03:14,682 --> 00:03:18,886
* Wooly bully, wooly bully

75
00:03:21,989 --> 00:03:25,092
<i>* Wooly bully,</i>
<i>wooly bully *</i>

76
00:03:25,092 --> 00:03:26,260
<i>* Wooly bully</i>

77
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Hey now, here it comes.

78
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[Carlos screams]

79
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<i>[Carlos] Ay</i>
<i>caram... pendejo.</i>

80
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<i>Ay, mis nalgas.</i>

81
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Ahhh.

82
00:03:44,645 --> 00:03:47,448
<i>Estes pinche indios.</i>

83
00:03:47,481 --> 00:03:50,451
Excuse me. Are you
speaking Spanish?

84
00:03:50,484 --> 00:03:52,520
Yeah, what of it?

85
00:03:52,553 --> 00:03:53,320
[Wayne] Would you like a job?

86
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A job?

87
00:03:55,790 --> 00:03:58,192
<i>Dear Maria, Well sometimes</i>
<i>you just land in roses.</i>

88
00:03:58,225 --> 00:04:00,127
<i>I'm now the half owner</i>
<i>of a Mexican restaurant</i>

89
00:04:00,161 --> 00:04:01,829
<i>as soon as I can come</i>
<i>up with 5,000 dollars.</i>

90
00:04:01,862 --> 00:04:02,730
<i>Uh, gotta go.</i>
<i>Love, Carlos.</i>

91
00:04:04,465 --> 00:04:05,833
[kangaroo sounds]

92
00:04:12,406 --> 00:04:12,907
[Carlos] Hey.

93
00:04:16,277 --> 00:04:18,946
Hey. Oh. Hey, Gus.

94
00:04:18,979 --> 00:04:21,382
Hey, come on. Let me in.
I gotta go to work.

95
00:04:34,395 --> 00:04:35,196
- Mail's in.
- [loud smack]

96
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[Carlos] Hey, Gus.

97
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G'day Carlos.

98
00:04:41,435 --> 00:04:42,269
Finally got one for ya mate.

99
00:04:44,238 --> 00:04:46,674
Oh. Oh, Maria.

100
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<i>[Maria] Dear Carlos, Sorry I</i>
<i>haven't written sooner</i>

101
00:04:54,749 --> 00:04:56,450
<i>but there's a reason.</i>

102
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<i>Pino and I are</i>
<i>getting married.</i>

103
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<i>I'm sorry I had to break</i>
<i>it to you this way.</i>

104
00:05:00,521 --> 00:05:01,389
<i>Love, Maria.</i>

105
00:05:03,324 --> 00:05:05,092
<i>P.S.</i>

106
00:05:05,126 --> 00:05:06,660
<i>Don't go jumping off</i>
<i>any bridge or anything.</i>

107
00:05:06,694 --> 00:05:08,062
<i>I know how you get.</i>

108
00:05:15,102 --> 00:05:16,971
My best friend Pino.

109
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[mariachi band playing]

110
00:05:40,895 --> 00:05:42,630
OK, God. What's the
deal, man?

111
00:05:46,267 --> 00:05:47,702
Like are you trying to do some
experiment on me or something?

112
00:05:49,670 --> 00:05:52,440
[sighs]

113
00:05:52,473 --> 00:05:54,141
I mean, I thought as soon
as I came to Australia

114
00:05:54,175 --> 00:05:56,811
and got out of L.A.,
things would be different.

115
00:05:56,844 --> 00:05:58,612
It'd be nothing but beaches
and beers and shrimps.

116
00:06:00,581 --> 00:06:01,582
I thought I'd have money.

117
00:06:07,688 --> 00:06:09,323
Hey, do me a favor, will ya?

118
00:06:09,357 --> 00:06:11,392
Next time you see me
falling in love.

119
00:06:11,425 --> 00:06:14,595
Just strike me with a bolt
of lightning and get it over
with.

120
00:06:14,628 --> 00:06:17,832
Carlos, I have been
looking all over for you.

121
00:06:17,865 --> 00:06:18,799
- Oh, hey Wayne.
- I rang your apartment

122
00:06:18,833 --> 00:06:20,568
a million times,
you didn't answer.

123
00:06:20,601 --> 00:06:22,336
- What?
- I went over there.

124
00:06:22,370 --> 00:06:25,639
You weren't there. So I thought
something had happened to you.

125
00:06:25,673 --> 00:06:29,176
- I rang the police, the
hospitals.
- The police?

126
00:06:29,210 --> 00:06:30,344
- Thank God, you're alright.
- [Carlos] Yeah, I'm fine.

127
00:06:30,378 --> 00:06:31,612
I'm fine, yeah.

128
00:06:31,645 --> 00:06:32,646
[Wayne] Now where are you going?

129
00:06:34,248 --> 00:06:35,716
Going to work, Wayne.

130
00:06:35,750 --> 00:06:37,685
Now remember, show business.

131
00:06:45,359 --> 00:06:46,894
Oh, this can't be
the place.

132
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What a dump.

133
00:06:51,932 --> 00:06:53,501
<i>Mañanarestaurant. Well, I</i>
guess Bruce knows what he's
doing.

134
00:06:58,339 --> 00:07:00,508
Oh, this is dreadful.

135
00:07:03,377 --> 00:07:06,514
Oh, my goodness.

136
00:07:06,547 --> 00:07:09,717
Señorita Hobart, I recognize
you immediately.

137
00:07:09,750 --> 00:07:13,421
What a pleasure!
Welcome home.

138
00:07:13,454 --> 00:07:14,722
This cake is for my
father's birthday.

139
00:07:14,755 --> 00:07:16,323
It needs to go in the fridge.

140
00:07:16,357 --> 00:07:19,126
<i>Absolutamente,</i>
<i>no problema.</i>

141
00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:22,596
Carlos.

142
00:07:22,630 --> 00:07:25,966
Refrigerator this
for Señorita Hobart.

143
00:07:26,067 --> 00:07:27,868
And don't put it next to
any of those refried beans.

144
00:07:27,902 --> 00:07:29,437
Father hates that smell.

145
00:07:29,470 --> 00:07:31,372
Carlos, the cake.

146
00:07:31,405 --> 00:07:33,674
Oh, <i>si.</i>

147
00:07:40,848 --> 00:07:42,516
[sighs] Sorry guys, you gotta
go to the East side.

148
00:07:42,550 --> 00:07:43,350
[imitating accent]
Father doesn't approve of beans.

149
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Alright, new guy comin' aboard.

150
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Alright, everybody be cool.

151
00:07:51,859 --> 00:07:52,360
[Wayne] Carlos.

152
00:07:52,393 --> 00:07:53,561
Coming, coming.

153
00:07:53,594 --> 00:07:54,362
Whoa.

154
00:07:58,366 --> 00:08:02,703
Señorita Hobart was
trying to arrange the
seating for her party.

155
00:08:02,737 --> 00:08:04,839
Why is that gentleman
at her table?

156
00:08:04,872 --> 00:08:06,374
[in Scottish accent]
Here's looking up your kilt.

157
00:08:08,642 --> 00:08:11,312
He's with your party, no?

158
00:08:11,345 --> 00:08:13,381
Are you a friend of Bruce's?

159
00:08:13,414 --> 00:08:13,914
No, I just came in to
use the loo.

160
00:08:16,851 --> 00:08:18,652
He's not our waiter
tonight, is he?

161
00:08:18,686 --> 00:08:20,388
Of course.

162
00:08:20,421 --> 00:08:25,326
Señor Carlos is el
<i>Mexicano tenorino.</i>

163
00:08:25,359 --> 00:08:28,562
Yes, me and the others will sing
<i>Happy Birthdayfor you</i>
<i>tonight.</i>

164
00:08:28,596 --> 00:08:30,498
Make it very <i>especial.</i>

165
00:08:30,531 --> 00:08:32,299
Tell him to drop
the fake accent.

166
00:08:32,333 --> 00:08:32,933
Let's go.

167
00:08:36,537 --> 00:08:39,940
Jesus, mate, do you
know who her father is?

168
00:08:39,974 --> 00:08:42,943
No, but if he's single with
bucks, my mom's always looking.

169
00:08:42,977 --> 00:08:44,845
He owns more buildings around
the world than you've had hot
breakfasts.

170
00:08:44,879 --> 00:08:46,947
So just zip it.

171
00:08:46,981 --> 00:08:49,083
And give that
gentleman his bill.

172
00:08:51,085 --> 00:08:51,919
Okay.

173
00:08:58,526 --> 00:08:59,427
Your bill, Señor.

174
00:09:00,828 --> 00:09:02,830
18 dollars 75.

175
00:09:02,863 --> 00:09:03,631
I thought you said this
was on the house.

176
00:09:04,398 --> 00:09:06,233
On the house!

177
00:09:09,070 --> 00:09:11,038
I thought you said
you had a reservation.

178
00:09:11,038 --> 00:09:11,906
Well, I only said that
so I could use the loo.

179
00:09:12,707 --> 00:09:14,442
The loo?

180
00:09:14,475 --> 00:09:17,211
Well, "loo" get the bill.

181
00:09:17,244 --> 00:09:17,912
This is, uh, very
embarrassing.

182
00:09:19,547 --> 00:09:20,781
This is all I've got.

183
00:09:23,517 --> 00:09:26,854
Oh, geez man,
he's gonna kill me.

184
00:09:26,887 --> 00:09:27,588
Well, I can bring you
some cash back later.

185
00:09:29,924 --> 00:09:31,125
No, I said on the house.
It's on the house.

186
00:09:31,158 --> 00:09:32,093
Don't worry about it.

187
00:09:32,126 --> 00:09:34,061
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

188
00:09:34,061 --> 00:09:34,962
Thanks, mate.

189
00:09:37,198 --> 00:09:38,466
Cheers.

190
00:09:43,070 --> 00:09:44,872
[Dominique] You know It's
been almost a year

191
00:09:44,905 --> 00:09:46,941
since I saw your parents
on that ski trip.

192
00:09:46,974 --> 00:09:49,810
I haven't seen them for
nine months myself.

193
00:09:49,844 --> 00:09:51,445
Father's been working
from his London office.

194
00:09:51,479 --> 00:09:53,314
I like your place.

195
00:09:53,347 --> 00:09:54,348
It's nice.

196
00:09:54,382 --> 00:09:55,916
It's very nice.

197
00:09:55,950 --> 00:09:56,817
Thanks.

198
00:09:57,718 --> 00:09:59,587
Ooh.

199
00:09:59,620 --> 00:10:01,789
So, what does this Bruce
have going for him?

200
00:10:01,822 --> 00:10:03,424
He used to be Captain
of the Wallabies,

201
00:10:03,457 --> 00:10:04,625
the Aussie rugby team.

202
00:10:04,658 --> 00:10:05,893
Wait, I'll show you something.

203
00:10:21,509 --> 00:10:22,576
[* rock music ]

204
00:10:33,988 --> 00:10:36,057
<i>There are times</i>
<i>when you need</i>

205
00:10:36,090 --> 00:10:38,893
<i>a damn good drop of the</i>
<i>amber nectar.</i>

206
00:10:38,926 --> 00:10:41,028
<i>But you don't</i>
<i>have any on ya.</i>

207
00:10:41,062 --> 00:10:44,565
<i>That's when you can't</i>
<i>always be a he-man.</i>

208
00:10:44,598 --> 00:10:46,934
<i>Sometimes you gotta have</i>
<i>someone else carry the Four</i>
<i>X.</i>

209
00:10:51,906 --> 00:10:52,973
Real character, huh?

210
00:10:53,007 --> 00:10:53,841
Not bad.

211
00:10:55,476 --> 00:10:57,712
<i>Four X.</i>

212
00:10:57,745 --> 00:11:00,948
<i>Get it out of her pants,</i>
<i>and into your face.</i>

213
00:11:03,084 --> 00:11:05,319
You think your
father will like him?

214
00:11:05,352 --> 00:11:06,687
Of course not.

215
00:11:10,224 --> 00:11:10,925
[* Four X commercial jingle ]

216
00:11:21,836 --> 00:11:23,003
Hey, Old Timer.

217
00:11:25,239 --> 00:11:26,707
[girls squeal]

218
00:11:32,346 --> 00:11:33,381
G'day girls.

219
00:11:33,414 --> 00:11:34,982
Well, how are ya?

220
00:11:35,015 --> 00:11:36,784
Got a girlfriend?

221
00:11:36,817 --> 00:11:38,986
Well, I'll tell ya
what sweetheart.

222
00:11:40,388 --> 00:11:42,356
You be my girlfriend.

223
00:11:42,390 --> 00:11:42,990
[photographer] Hey Bruce.
Bruce Woodley.

224
00:11:46,894 --> 00:11:47,595
Excuse me.

225
00:11:50,031 --> 00:11:55,136
<i>* Mañana, Mañana</i>

226
00:11:55,136 --> 00:11:58,939
<i>* Mañana is good</i>
<i>enough for me *</i>

227
00:12:04,245 --> 00:12:05,513
[Bruce] When I quit footie,

228
00:12:05,546 --> 00:12:07,448
they offered me Toyota
and Four X, see.

229
00:12:07,481 --> 00:12:10,384
Now with Four X, I got
a free Toyota.

230
00:12:10,418 --> 00:12:14,221
But with Toyota, I gotta
buy my own beer.

231
00:12:14,255 --> 00:12:17,091
What do you intend to
do when your contract
expires next month?

232
00:12:17,091 --> 00:12:18,726
- Does it?
- Nah.

233
00:12:18,759 --> 00:12:20,494
They'll probably
just renew it.

234
00:12:20,528 --> 00:12:22,630
They don't plan to.

235
00:12:26,167 --> 00:12:26,934
Waiter.

236
00:12:34,675 --> 00:12:35,943
We've got a little surprise
for your birthday, Father.

237
00:12:36,644 --> 00:12:38,012
Yes.

238
00:12:38,112 --> 00:12:40,314
You certainly have.

239
00:12:40,347 --> 00:12:44,518
OK, big fella. Time
for you to go on.

240
00:12:44,552 --> 00:12:47,455
<i>* Happy Birthday to you</i>
<i>* Happy Birthday to you</i>

241
00:12:47,488 --> 00:12:49,123
<i>* Happy Birthday</i>
<i>dear fat kid *</i>

242
00:12:49,123 --> 00:12:50,958
<i>* Happy Birthday to you</i>

243
00:12:50,991 --> 00:12:51,926
Wonder what you taste like.

244
00:12:52,727 --> 00:12:54,228
Oh, no.

245
00:12:54,261 --> 00:12:56,364
Oh, no.

246
00:12:56,397 --> 00:12:58,499
Okay, let's get
to the...

247
00:12:58,532 --> 00:12:59,533
- Cake.
- Oh, no.

248
00:12:59,567 --> 00:13:00,401
This is not happening.

249
00:13:00,434 --> 00:13:01,869
What's wrong?

250
00:13:01,902 --> 00:13:03,838
Somebody screwed up with
the freeze man.

251
00:13:03,871 --> 00:13:04,805
Look this thing is
frozen solid.

252
00:13:04,839 --> 00:13:06,173
What?

253
00:13:06,207 --> 00:13:07,775
You stopped blinking mate.

254
00:13:07,808 --> 00:13:10,678
Carlos, don't do
this to me.

255
00:13:10,711 --> 00:13:11,746
Well, we'll put it in
the microwave.

256
00:13:13,814 --> 00:13:15,916
- The microwave.
- Yeah, yeah the microwave.

257
00:13:17,351 --> 00:13:18,619
Hey!

258
00:13:18,652 --> 00:13:20,554
Won't the icing melt?

259
00:13:20,588 --> 00:13:22,223
Won't the icing melt?

260
00:13:22,256 --> 00:13:23,791
No, no.

261
00:13:23,824 --> 00:13:25,326
It heats from the
inside out.

262
00:13:25,359 --> 00:13:26,360
[Wayne] You're a genius.

263
00:13:30,431 --> 00:13:33,667
Well, you 're all in
love with the food, eh?

264
00:13:33,701 --> 00:13:35,102
Do you like the food? Raise
your hand, you like the food.

265
00:13:35,102 --> 00:13:36,637
<i>SeñorBruce,si.</i>

266
00:13:36,670 --> 00:13:38,839
<i>Señora,you like the food?</i>

267
00:13:38,873 --> 00:13:41,008
<i>Señor? Porque no</i>
<i>gusta lafood?</i>

268
00:13:41,108 --> 00:13:42,343
- The cake.
- Que?

269
00:13:42,376 --> 00:13:44,111
- The cake.
- K?

270
00:13:44,111 --> 00:13:44,645
- Cake. Cake.
- Kay? Cake.

271
00:13:46,414 --> 00:13:48,682
Oh! The cake.

272
00:13:50,918 --> 00:13:55,256
You say cake,
we say <i>pastel.</i>

273
00:13:55,289 --> 00:13:57,324
Well, could we have
it now please?

274
00:13:57,358 --> 00:13:58,325
<i>Que?</i>

275
00:13:58,359 --> 00:13:58,959
The cake!

276
00:14:00,194 --> 00:14:01,295
<i>Porque no?</i>

277
00:14:01,328 --> 00:14:03,597
I bring the cake.

278
00:14:10,638 --> 00:14:13,407
Special <i>Mañanaburrito.</i>

279
00:14:13,441 --> 00:14:15,376
Especiality <i>de la</i>
<i>casa,on thecasa.</i>

280
00:14:15,409 --> 00:14:16,811
Señor Bruce.

281
00:14:16,844 --> 00:14:18,646
Good one, mate.

282
00:14:18,679 --> 00:14:20,781
Come on team. Go on
dig in, Dig in.

283
00:14:20,815 --> 00:14:22,416
These are me favorites.
Gotta eat 'em like Mexican Joe.

284
00:14:22,450 --> 00:14:23,350
Like this.

285
00:14:25,419 --> 00:14:28,923
Aw, Christ! I mean this...

286
00:14:28,956 --> 00:14:30,825
This happened last time.

287
00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:34,929
Excuse me.

288
00:14:34,962 --> 00:14:36,564
[Bruce] Carlos!
It happened again, Carlos.

289
00:14:38,632 --> 00:14:39,500
It's still hard
in the center.

290
00:14:39,533 --> 00:14:40,701
Another 30 seconds.

291
00:14:40,735 --> 00:14:42,103
30 seconds?

292
00:14:42,136 --> 00:14:43,938
OK, a minute.

293
00:14:43,971 --> 00:14:48,442
So, what do you think
of your future son-in-law?

294
00:14:48,476 --> 00:14:50,911
Not a hope in hell
young lady. Never.

295
00:14:50,945 --> 00:14:53,114
What's wrong with Bruce?

296
00:14:53,147 --> 00:14:56,283
The tragedy of the situation is
that you can't see for yourself.

297
00:14:56,317 --> 00:14:57,985
You've hated every
boyfriend I've ever had.

298
00:14:58,018 --> 00:15:00,688
Every single one.

299
00:15:00,721 --> 00:15:02,656
Well I've got news
for you, Father.

300
00:15:02,690 --> 00:15:04,925
I'm marrying Bruce,
whether you like him or not.

301
00:15:04,959 --> 00:15:07,395
I don't give that
marriage two weeks.

302
00:15:07,428 --> 00:15:08,863
We'll find out who's right

303
00:15:08,896 --> 00:15:10,865
two weeks after the
wedding then. Won't we.

304
00:15:10,898 --> 00:15:12,800
Alexandra, you're not
marrying that oaf.

305
00:15:12,833 --> 00:15:14,568
Says who?

306
00:15:14,602 --> 00:15:16,070
Don't make an issue
out of this.

307
00:15:16,070 --> 00:15:17,905
The subject is closed.

308
00:15:17,938 --> 00:15:20,241
The subject is not closed
father, because if you...

309
00:15:20,274 --> 00:15:23,544
And if you're going to make
a scene in the restaurant...

310
00:15:23,577 --> 00:15:24,678
...then I will leave.

311
00:15:27,314 --> 00:15:29,450
Dear, why don't you
go to the bathroom
and freshen up?

312
00:15:34,188 --> 00:15:35,623
Excuse me.

313
00:15:37,391 --> 00:15:38,726
- Ian...
- What?

314
00:15:41,162 --> 00:15:42,697
Do you see what's
going on here?

315
00:15:42,730 --> 00:15:44,965
You have to calm
down, Alex.

316
00:15:44,999 --> 00:15:48,202
Ever since I was a kid,
it's the same crap.

317
00:15:48,235 --> 00:15:51,338
I'll go back to the table
and he'll have some deal for me.

318
00:15:51,372 --> 00:15:53,874
- A deal?
- You'll see.

319
00:15:53,908 --> 00:15:56,777
Everything is
business to Father.

320
00:15:56,811 --> 00:16:00,548
I say I want to marry Bruce,
and he has to say, no.

321
00:16:00,581 --> 00:16:02,450
But then he'll come
back with a counter offer

322
00:16:02,483 --> 00:16:04,385
somewhere in the middle.

323
00:16:04,418 --> 00:16:06,220
Well, don't let him
get away with it.

324
00:16:06,253 --> 00:16:08,422
I'm not. I'm not going to
let him do this to me again.

325
00:16:16,897 --> 00:16:18,566
<i>Allez viens.</i>

326
00:16:22,503 --> 00:16:25,773
Alexandra, I didn't
mean to upset you.

327
00:16:25,806 --> 00:16:28,976
But there are occasions when
one must be a little brutal.

328
00:16:29,076 --> 00:16:30,144
So take my advice this time.

329
00:16:30,177 --> 00:16:33,481
Bruce is a total loser.

330
00:16:33,514 --> 00:16:36,083
Now the next time you are
serious about marriage,

331
00:16:36,117 --> 00:16:37,952
I will embrace your
gentleman with open arms.

332
00:16:37,985 --> 00:16:39,620
Is that fair?

333
00:16:39,653 --> 00:16:41,622
Let's get this perfectly clear.

334
00:16:41,655 --> 00:16:43,290
You're offering me a trade-off?

335
00:16:43,324 --> 00:16:45,226
If you want to put it that way.

336
00:16:45,259 --> 00:16:46,460
Yes.

337
00:16:46,494 --> 00:16:48,429
I give up Bruce...

338
00:16:48,462 --> 00:16:50,698
and the next bloke, even
if you can't stand him,

339
00:16:50,731 --> 00:16:52,833
even if he's the biggest
idiot you ever met...

340
00:16:52,867 --> 00:16:54,935
You won't say a word?

341
00:16:54,969 --> 00:16:57,271
I doubt there could be anyone
more repulsive than Mr Woodley.

342
00:16:57,304 --> 00:16:59,507
But yes, it's a deal.

343
00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:01,709
I won't say a word.

344
00:17:01,742 --> 00:17:04,745
<i>* Happy Birthday to you</i>

345
00:17:04,779 --> 00:17:08,649
<i>* Happy Birthday to you</i>

346
00:17:08,682 --> 00:17:13,087
<i>* Happy Birthday dear</i>
<i>Sir Ian *</i>

347
00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:17,058
<i>* Happy Birthday to you</i>

348
00:17:17,091 --> 00:17:18,659
[Dominique] Why don't you
make a wish Sir Ian?

349
00:17:23,264 --> 00:17:25,066
Bravo, bravo.

350
00:17:32,239 --> 00:17:34,775
[all] Oh, no.

351
00:17:34,809 --> 00:17:36,911
Oh, my God.

352
00:17:36,944 --> 00:17:37,778
Go on, Carlos.

353
00:17:46,454 --> 00:17:49,890
Well, that's it.

354
00:17:52,226 --> 00:17:57,298
No one will ever come into this
restaurant ever again.

355
00:17:58,466 --> 00:18:00,034
We're ruined.

356
00:18:02,036 --> 00:18:05,506
Don't worry. I'll
think of something.

357
00:18:05,539 --> 00:18:09,910
What? What will you
think of, Carlos?

358
00:18:09,944 --> 00:18:12,113
If we don't have 5000
dollars by next week,

359
00:18:12,146 --> 00:18:15,149
the bank gets
everything.

360
00:18:15,182 --> 00:18:17,318
We'll be out on
the street.

361
00:18:27,094 --> 00:18:28,796
The street!

362
00:18:30,331 --> 00:18:31,699
I'll think of something.

363
00:18:39,073 --> 00:18:40,941
He doesn't like me?

364
00:18:40,975 --> 00:18:42,943
What did I do?

365
00:18:42,977 --> 00:18:46,680
Everybody likes me.

366
00:18:46,714 --> 00:18:49,483
He's not gonna cut
you off is he?

367
00:18:49,517 --> 00:18:52,920
This is the same shit he's
pulled on me for years.

368
00:18:52,953 --> 00:18:55,856
But this time,
I'm as serious as he is.

369
00:18:55,890 --> 00:18:58,392
And I've got him
right where I want him.

370
00:18:58,426 --> 00:19:02,797
Especially If could just
find the right idiot.

371
00:19:02,830 --> 00:19:05,299
- [tires screech]
- [horn honks]

372
00:19:05,332 --> 00:19:07,435
Bloody Carlos!

373
00:19:07,468 --> 00:19:09,036
What a loser.

374
00:19:21,849 --> 00:19:24,452
<i>[Alexandra]</i>
<i>It's going to work</i>
<i>like a charm.</i>

375
00:19:24,485 --> 00:19:25,686
<i>[Carlos]</i>
<i>Look I don't really</i>
<i>think so, you know.</i>

376
00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:27,655
<i>I was waiting</i>
<i>for this.</i>

377
00:19:27,688 --> 00:19:29,223
<i>We get down here and already</i>
<i>you're asking for more money</i>
<i>.</i>

378
00:19:29,256 --> 00:19:31,625
<i>Well, forget it.</i>

379
00:19:31,659 --> 00:19:33,060
<i>Hey, look, it's not</i>
<i>about the money, OK?</i>

380
00:19:33,060 --> 00:19:34,428
<i>Good.</i>

381
00:19:34,462 --> 00:19:35,963
<i>Then there's</i>
<i>nothing to discuss.</i>

382
00:19:46,874 --> 00:19:48,509
[doorbell rings]

383
00:19:50,077 --> 00:19:52,279
Never mind Edison, I'll get it.

384
00:19:52,313 --> 00:19:55,149
It's Alexandra.

385
00:19:55,182 --> 00:19:57,451
Hey, Mama!
What's happening?

386
00:19:57,485 --> 00:19:58,953
Mother, I'd like you
to meet Carlos,

387
00:19:58,986 --> 00:20:00,755
my new fiancé.

388
00:20:00,788 --> 00:20:03,257
Hey, baby!
How you doing?

389
00:20:03,290 --> 00:20:05,993
Hey, I never seen you in the
daytime. Turn around, Mama.

390
00:20:06,027 --> 00:20:08,029
Come on! Whip it around!
Let me check it out.

391
00:20:08,062 --> 00:20:10,297
Whoo!

392
00:20:10,331 --> 00:20:12,433
Now I see where Alex
gets that cute ass.

393
00:20:12,466 --> 00:20:13,868
Ooh baby, shoot me a lippy.

394
00:20:16,337 --> 00:20:17,972
Swab my tonsils.

395
00:20:18,005 --> 00:20:19,240
Wow.

396
00:20:19,273 --> 00:20:21,342
Bad pad you got here.

397
00:20:21,375 --> 00:20:23,577
Hey, is your man a dope
dealer or what?

398
00:20:23,611 --> 00:20:24,845
If he is, tell him
to whip it on out.

399
00:20:24,879 --> 00:20:26,580
Let's party man.
Call some chicks.

400
00:20:26,614 --> 00:20:27,948
Get on the horn,
get on the blower.

401
00:20:27,982 --> 00:20:29,884
Let's blow it out.

402
00:20:29,917 --> 00:20:31,419
Hey dude, Carlos Muñoz,
glad to meet you, Holmes.

403
00:20:31,452 --> 00:20:33,020
Delighted.

404
00:20:33,054 --> 00:20:35,322
Yeah, right back at ya'.

405
00:20:35,356 --> 00:20:39,627
Ooh, baby! With these hands,
with these lips,
what I could do.

406
00:20:39,660 --> 00:20:40,428
Ooh.

407
00:20:43,597 --> 00:20:45,232
Wow! Wow much this thing cost?

408
00:20:45,266 --> 00:20:48,335
[Irene] Be careful with it.
It's a Ming Dynasty vase.

409
00:20:48,369 --> 00:20:50,271
Oh, I better be careful
with it or else. Oh, no!

410
00:20:50,304 --> 00:20:51,572
Oh!

411
00:20:53,474 --> 00:20:54,742
Hey, Holmes, be careful
with that bag.

412
00:20:54,775 --> 00:20:57,011
It's got all my
porno mags in it.

413
00:20:57,044 --> 00:20:58,646
If You're good later, we'll let
you watch "Debbie Does Bondage."

414
00:20:58,679 --> 00:21:00,548
We've seen it a lot, huh?

415
00:21:00,581 --> 00:21:02,783
Mm. OK baby, up the stairs.

416
00:21:02,817 --> 00:21:06,120
Time to get greased
and ready for action, huh?

417
00:21:06,153 --> 00:21:08,089
Hello, baby.

418
00:21:08,122 --> 00:21:10,291
Are you room service?

419
00:21:10,324 --> 00:21:12,793
That's it? Walk right on by,
stuck up bitch.

420
00:21:12,827 --> 00:21:15,529
I'm gonna make you wait and
crawl and beg,"Oh, Carlos!

421
00:21:15,563 --> 00:21:18,099
Please, me next!
Please, please."

422
00:21:18,099 --> 00:21:19,533
OK, I'll give you one more shot.

423
00:21:19,567 --> 00:21:20,534
Only if you're good.

424
00:21:20,568 --> 00:21:22,503
I mean really good.

425
00:21:22,536 --> 00:21:23,371
Thank you Edison.

426
00:21:23,404 --> 00:21:25,806
Ooh, Mama.

427
00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:27,274
Hey, thank you, Edison.
Good bloke, man.

428
00:21:27,308 --> 00:21:28,876
- Young man.
- Huh?

429
00:21:28,909 --> 00:21:31,412
The guest bedroom
is in the East wing.

430
00:21:31,445 --> 00:21:34,148
- What? Yeah, yeah.
- The guest bedroom...

431
00:21:34,181 --> 00:21:36,250
You want me to sleep in a
different room from my old lady?

432
00:21:36,283 --> 00:21:38,586
Right. Shit.

433
00:21:38,619 --> 00:21:40,755
Oh, look at that bed.

434
00:21:40,788 --> 00:21:43,124
It's like a playground.
Hold on baby, I'll
be right there.

435
00:21:43,157 --> 00:21:44,959
Hey, tell you what.

436
00:21:44,992 --> 00:21:47,128
Make sure we get plenty of fresh
towels and don't bug us

437
00:21:47,128 --> 00:21:48,029
for at least an hour.
You know what I mean?

438
00:21:48,129 --> 00:21:48,963
I'm coming.

439
00:21:53,334 --> 00:21:54,935
Better make that
two hours, you know...

440
00:21:54,969 --> 00:21:58,139
No slow, slow,
baby, take it off slow.

441
00:21:58,139 --> 00:22:01,108
Daddy is coming.

442
00:22:01,142 --> 00:22:02,576
- [thud]
- [Carlos] Hey, I gave
her a buck,

443
00:22:02,610 --> 00:22:03,911
you think that was too
much, babe?

444
00:22:06,580 --> 00:22:07,982
This is gonna be great.

445
00:22:09,850 --> 00:22:11,652
Was that OK?

446
00:22:11,685 --> 00:22:13,487
Let me get this straight.

447
00:22:13,521 --> 00:22:15,389
All I gotta do is tell your
old man that you and me

448
00:22:15,423 --> 00:22:17,992
is getting married and
keep acting like
a total idiot, right?

449
00:22:18,092 --> 00:22:20,728
That's it. Be the easiest
5000 dollars you ever made.

450
00:22:20,761 --> 00:22:22,997
Be the only 5000
I ever made.

451
00:22:25,166 --> 00:22:27,835
God, being a kid
must've killed you, man.

452
00:22:27,868 --> 00:22:30,171
No wonder you don't
do anything now.

453
00:22:30,204 --> 00:22:33,708
Look at this skiing, horseback
riding, tennis, ballet.

454
00:22:33,741 --> 00:22:34,742
Ice skating.

455
00:22:36,844 --> 00:22:39,013
I'm gonna go change.

456
00:22:39,113 --> 00:22:40,981
Oh yeah? What are you gonna
change into, a frog?

457
00:22:46,754 --> 00:22:48,122
[knock at door]

458
00:22:48,122 --> 00:22:50,124
Alex, you here?

459
00:22:50,124 --> 00:22:53,227
- [Carlos] Oh.
- Sorry.

460
00:22:53,260 --> 00:22:57,531
Oh, Alex is in the
bathroom freshening up.

461
00:22:57,565 --> 00:23:00,067
I'm Maggie, Alex's
first cousin.

462
00:23:00,067 --> 00:23:00,968
Oh, hi.
Glad-
Oh-

463
00:23:02,703 --> 00:23:05,806
- I'm Carlos Muñoz.
- Muno-

464
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:07,475
Muñoz, right, right.
You got it.

465
00:23:07,508 --> 00:23:08,609
Where's Bruce?

466
00:23:08,642 --> 00:23:10,444
Bruce?

467
00:23:10,478 --> 00:23:12,980
Oh, he's outta here.
Father didn't approve.

468
00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:14,215
He's gone. See ya.
History.

469
00:23:14,248 --> 00:23:16,217
- Really?
- Yeah.

470
00:23:16,250 --> 00:23:18,486
So you are the...

471
00:23:18,519 --> 00:23:21,622
Alex's latest.
And the greatest.

472
00:23:21,655 --> 00:23:22,957
How do you like me so far?

473
00:23:24,525 --> 00:23:25,960
I don't know you.

474
00:23:25,993 --> 00:23:27,661
How do you like me?

475
00:23:27,695 --> 00:23:28,963
Oh. I don't know
you either.

476
00:23:32,566 --> 00:23:34,702
You staying for
the weekend?

477
00:23:34,735 --> 00:23:36,237
Yeah. I was
thinking about it.

478
00:23:36,270 --> 00:23:38,806
- How about you? Oh, good.
- Yeah.

479
00:23:38,839 --> 00:23:42,977
Maybe we'll get to
know each other.

480
00:23:43,010 --> 00:23:45,279
Yeah, that'd be great.

481
00:23:45,312 --> 00:23:48,282
I think it could be.

482
00:23:48,315 --> 00:23:49,984
Bye.

483
00:23:50,985 --> 00:23:53,120
See ya.

484
00:23:53,154 --> 00:23:53,988
Adios.

485
00:23:59,393 --> 00:24:00,828
What the hell was that?

486
00:24:12,473 --> 00:24:14,675
If you want some lipstick,
you can borrow mine.

487
00:24:14,709 --> 00:24:16,377
- Oh.
- It's in the bathroom.

488
00:24:16,410 --> 00:24:19,847
- I was just, uh...
- And, by the way,

489
00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:21,315
so are you.

490
00:24:30,791 --> 00:24:33,327
[Carlos] Hey. way to go,
babe. Alright. Whoo!

491
00:24:33,361 --> 00:24:35,963
Whoo!

492
00:24:35,996 --> 00:24:38,666
Hey, beats the hell out
of watching it on TV,
huh, Lady Irene?

493
00:24:38,699 --> 00:24:40,334
You don't play tennis,
Carlos?

494
00:24:40,368 --> 00:24:43,704
Me? Right.

495
00:24:43,738 --> 00:24:45,706
See, where I come from you got
enough space to put a tennis

496
00:24:45,740 --> 00:24:48,976
court on man, you got
3000 people living on it.

497
00:24:49,009 --> 00:24:50,111
Yo! Hey, Jeeves.

498
00:24:50,144 --> 00:24:52,246
Jeeves.

499
00:24:52,279 --> 00:24:54,014
Yo, what's that
dude's name again?

500
00:24:54,115 --> 00:24:55,149
- Edison.
- Edison, right.

501
00:24:55,182 --> 00:24:57,852
Yo, Edison.

502
00:24:57,885 --> 00:24:59,153
That's it.
Take your time, man.

503
00:24:59,186 --> 00:25:01,455
Is this dude dead or what?

504
00:25:01,489 --> 00:25:03,491
Hey thanks, bud.

505
00:25:03,524 --> 00:25:06,093
There you go. Thank you.

506
00:25:06,127 --> 00:25:07,862
And next time don't
be bullshittin' with the
vodka either too, man.

507
00:25:07,895 --> 00:25:09,063
Mm.

508
00:25:10,698 --> 00:25:12,500
Hey, you played good babe.

509
00:25:12,533 --> 00:25:13,868
I especially liked that
part where you bend over.

510
00:25:13,901 --> 00:25:14,668
Woooo.

511
00:25:18,239 --> 00:25:20,307
[man] G'day there sailors.

512
00:25:20,341 --> 00:25:22,810
Don't you ever
give up, Mother?

513
00:25:22,843 --> 00:25:24,078
G'day Alexandra.

514
00:25:24,111 --> 00:25:25,379
Fancy a quick one?

515
00:25:25,413 --> 00:25:26,547
Tennis, I mean.

516
00:25:31,919 --> 00:25:35,322
Oh, excuse me. I'm Carlos
Muñoz, man. That's my name.

517
00:25:35,356 --> 00:25:38,426
I'm Alex's latest
squeeze, man.

518
00:25:38,459 --> 00:25:41,362
[laughs hard]

519
00:25:41,395 --> 00:25:42,663
You almost had me there.

520
00:25:44,265 --> 00:25:46,300
Tennis anyone?

521
00:25:46,333 --> 00:25:47,768
Oh, not me. I'm pooped.

522
00:25:47,802 --> 00:25:49,003
I just had three hard
sets with Daddy.

523
00:25:51,706 --> 00:25:53,240
I don't suppose you play?

524
00:25:53,274 --> 00:25:56,577
Me? Hey, why not?

525
00:25:56,610 --> 00:25:57,945
I'll give it a bash.

526
00:26:00,881 --> 00:26:03,784
Ok, let's try it.

527
00:26:03,818 --> 00:26:06,787
Do I got any grill
work on my butt?

528
00:26:06,821 --> 00:26:08,089
Hey, can I borrow
your bat?

529
00:26:08,122 --> 00:26:10,057
Thanks honey.
Woooo.

530
00:26:13,894 --> 00:26:16,263
[Carlos] All right.
Let's do it bro.

531
00:26:16,297 --> 00:26:18,966
Take it easy on me man. I
haven't played since Wimbledon.

532
00:26:19,066 --> 00:26:24,805
Yo, hello. Yo, hello.

533
00:26:24,839 --> 00:26:26,407
Hey dude, you got
another bat, man?

534
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:27,274
<i>Yo!</i>

535
00:26:29,610 --> 00:26:31,979
OK, dude you ready?

536
00:26:32,079 --> 00:26:34,382
All right. Play ball.

537
00:26:34,415 --> 00:26:36,984
Here we go.

538
00:26:37,084 --> 00:26:38,486
Oh, let's try it again.

539
00:26:40,821 --> 00:26:41,822
Here we go.

540
00:26:47,995 --> 00:26:49,997
Sorry. Was that a
foul ball or what?

541
00:26:54,001 --> 00:26:57,304
[breathless] Yes, I'm
perfectly alright.

542
00:26:57,338 --> 00:26:59,840
Yes, perfectly alright.

543
00:27:02,176 --> 00:27:03,611
And, this is the study.

544
00:27:03,644 --> 00:27:05,546
Oh yeah, what do you
study here?

545
00:27:05,579 --> 00:27:08,549
- [howls like a dog]
- Oh.

546
00:27:08,582 --> 00:27:10,684
Excuse me, Sir Ian.
I'll get out of your way.

547
00:27:10,718 --> 00:27:11,752
No, you're alright.
Go on with what
you were doing.

548
00:27:11,786 --> 00:27:12,853
Don't mind us.

549
00:27:12,887 --> 00:27:15,322
Yeah, don't mind us.

550
00:27:15,356 --> 00:27:17,825
Hey, it's a nice place
you got here, man.

551
00:27:17,858 --> 00:27:20,761
Is this where you come to hide
out from the old lady?

552
00:27:20,795 --> 00:27:22,897
Hey dude, what's a place
like this cost, man?

553
00:27:22,930 --> 00:27:24,732
We, uh, we don't
discuss such things.

554
00:27:24,765 --> 00:27:26,634
Right.

555
00:27:26,667 --> 00:27:28,936
I've served rich people
all my life man.

556
00:27:28,969 --> 00:27:31,072
You guys love
talking about money.

557
00:27:31,105 --> 00:27:32,339
[barks like a dog]

558
00:27:34,775 --> 00:27:36,777
Tasty man. How do you get
away with it, dude?

559
00:27:36,811 --> 00:27:39,814
How do I get
away with what?

560
00:27:39,847 --> 00:27:42,349
Hey, I guess the old lady don't
care no more, huh?
I'm with you, man,

561
00:27:42,383 --> 00:27:44,485
the young stuff is the good
stuff. Fresh.

562
00:27:44,518 --> 00:27:46,754
If you're quite finished.

563
00:27:46,787 --> 00:27:48,956
[mimicking] If you're
quite finished.

564
00:27:48,989 --> 00:27:52,393
Hey, relax, Holmes.
I'm just teasing.

565
00:27:52,426 --> 00:27:55,563
I wouldn't do it
with no maid, man.

566
00:27:55,596 --> 00:27:57,331
Unless Alex wanted
a threesome.

567
00:27:57,365 --> 00:27:58,666
And then, hallo.

568
00:28:01,635 --> 00:28:03,037
Wow, man, are you sure we
can find our way back to the
house from here?

569
00:28:03,070 --> 00:28:04,572
No problem.

570
00:28:04,605 --> 00:28:07,041
Maybe we should
call a cab, man.

571
00:28:07,041 --> 00:28:09,577
Your family here with
you in Australia?

572
00:28:09,610 --> 00:28:11,312
Are you kidding man,
I dumped them losers
years ago.

573
00:28:11,345 --> 00:28:13,948
- Admirable.
- Yeah.

574
00:28:14,048 --> 00:28:16,617
So is there anything
else you wanna know
about me, man?

575
00:28:16,650 --> 00:28:17,718
So you're just gonna
give me the OK?

576
00:28:17,752 --> 00:28:19,320
The OK for what?

577
00:28:19,353 --> 00:28:20,755
You know,
to marry Alex.

578
00:28:27,161 --> 00:28:29,363
Hey, how many slaves it
take to run this place, man?

579
00:28:29,397 --> 00:28:32,500
This was Alex's
favorite as a child.

580
00:28:32,533 --> 00:28:34,702
That's great looks like
future dog food, man.

581
00:28:34,735 --> 00:28:36,337
Yo, Alpo.

582
00:28:36,370 --> 00:28:37,938
- Hey, dude.
- Tell me.

583
00:28:37,972 --> 00:28:40,641
How did you and Alex
get together?

584
00:28:40,674 --> 00:28:43,477
Oh, hey you know what. Like
I felt sorry for the chick.

585
00:28:43,511 --> 00:28:46,180
She was on the rebound.
So I said, "Hey, give the
chick a break."

586
00:28:46,213 --> 00:28:47,982
You know what I mean. You
know how chicks are like, man.

587
00:28:48,082 --> 00:28:49,717
You know. I know what you're
thinkin' man.

588
00:28:49,750 --> 00:28:52,119
You know this guys porkin'
chicks left, right, and center.

589
00:28:52,153 --> 00:28:53,988
You know he's probably going
to break my little girl's heart,
man.

590
00:28:54,088 --> 00:28:56,123
No, way. You know?
Like with Alex and me.

591
00:28:56,157 --> 00:28:58,459
Like the physical thing
is like only half the trip, man.

592
00:28:58,492 --> 00:28:59,427
You know the other half
is like mental.

593
00:28:59,460 --> 00:29:01,295
Like it's intense man.

594
00:29:01,328 --> 00:29:02,763
I've never been in a thing
like this you know. It's like

595
00:29:02,797 --> 00:29:05,099
- I wake up in the morning...
- That's my Arabian.

596
00:29:05,132 --> 00:29:07,902
- Pride of the stables
- Yeah, that's great.

597
00:29:07,935 --> 00:29:09,303
Uh, excuse me
for a minute, man.

598
00:29:13,340 --> 00:29:14,508
- [urination]
- Ahhh.

599
00:29:14,542 --> 00:29:17,044
Ah, that feels good man.

600
00:29:17,078 --> 00:29:21,048
Oh. Ah.

601
00:29:21,048 --> 00:29:24,051
Easy big fella.

602
00:29:24,051 --> 00:29:26,387
Ah. God how do you get these
things to stop man?

603
00:29:26,420 --> 00:29:29,890
- Oh.
- [horse whinnies]

604
00:29:29,924 --> 00:29:33,060
Yeah, I know.
Don't get jealous.

605
00:29:36,397 --> 00:29:39,533
[light jazz music]

606
00:29:39,567 --> 00:29:41,068
<i>* I know it won't</i>
<i>be very long *</i>

607
00:29:41,068 --> 00:29:45,906
<i>* Before I'm in</i>
<i>your arms to stay *</i>

608
00:29:45,940 --> 00:29:48,075
<i>* 'Cause I'm still</i>
<i>crazy for you *</i>

609
00:29:53,314 --> 00:29:54,415
Ta-da!

610
00:29:54,448 --> 00:29:55,383
How do you like it?

611
00:29:55,416 --> 00:29:58,085
That's it.
Perfect.

612
00:29:58,085 --> 00:30:00,187
I like it myself.
It's kinda cool, huh?

613
00:30:00,221 --> 00:30:01,822
All you need is a tie
and I've got just the one.

614
00:30:03,724 --> 00:30:06,327
Here, try it on.

615
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:09,830
Oh, you know what?
To tell you the truth,

616
00:30:09,864 --> 00:30:11,165
I don't know how to tie
one of these things.

617
00:30:11,198 --> 00:30:12,299
You know?
I never wearer.

618
00:30:12,333 --> 00:30:14,101
OK, I'll try.

619
00:30:14,135 --> 00:30:15,436
Oh, you know how?

620
00:30:15,469 --> 00:30:17,371
I think so.

621
00:30:17,405 --> 00:30:19,206
Oh. You're used to
wearing men's clothing.

622
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:20,474
No. I wore them at school.

623
00:30:20,508 --> 00:30:23,310
- Oh, at school?
- Boarding school.

624
00:30:23,344 --> 00:30:26,947
- Ah. truly awful
- Mm hm.

625
00:30:26,981 --> 00:30:28,449
You're a weird guy,
you know that?

626
00:30:28,482 --> 00:30:30,518
What do you mean?

627
00:30:30,551 --> 00:30:35,022
Well, you have a stupid job,
in a stupid restaurant.

628
00:30:35,056 --> 00:30:38,025
You're doing all these
stupid things for me.

629
00:30:38,059 --> 00:30:40,795
Underneath, you're, you're
just like a regular bloke.

630
00:30:40,828 --> 00:30:43,030
Oh, thank you very much.

631
00:30:43,064 --> 00:30:44,632
You're not as stupid
as you look, either.

632
00:30:47,535 --> 00:30:51,272
You know, excuse me
for prying, but...

633
00:30:51,305 --> 00:30:53,908
If you want to marry this
guy, why don't you just
marry him, you know?

634
00:30:53,941 --> 00:30:56,377
Why are you playing
all these games?

635
00:30:56,410 --> 00:30:59,113
You wouldn't understand.

636
00:30:59,146 --> 00:31:01,449
You don't know my father.

637
00:31:01,482 --> 00:31:01,949
What's there to understand?

638
00:31:03,951 --> 00:31:04,985
[sighs]

639
00:31:07,688 --> 00:31:09,590
Well, I wonder what old
Bruce is doing.

640
00:31:09,623 --> 00:31:11,759
He's gone on holiday.

641
00:31:11,792 --> 00:31:13,694
He wants to lose 10 pounds
before the wedding.

642
00:31:13,728 --> 00:31:15,830
Oh yeah? Tell him to
cut off his head.

643
00:31:15,863 --> 00:31:16,997
He's could lose ten pounds
of ugly fat that way.

644
00:31:19,100 --> 00:31:20,000
Let's see.

645
00:31:22,803 --> 00:31:25,539
Just think, this time tomorrow,
you'll be 5000 dollars richer.

646
00:31:25,573 --> 00:31:27,908
5000 dollars, huh?

647
00:31:27,942 --> 00:31:29,910
Well, then I guess
it's showtime!

648
00:31:29,944 --> 00:31:30,745
Raaaaah!

649
00:31:32,747 --> 00:31:34,849
[Carlos] Are you ready to party?

650
00:31:34,882 --> 00:31:36,684
Alright.

651
00:31:36,717 --> 00:31:38,652
[* Song of 1000 Dances ]

652
00:31:38,686 --> 00:31:41,956
<i>* I said na na na na na</i>

653
00:31:41,989 --> 00:31:45,259
<i>* na na na na na</i>
<i>na na na na na *</i>

654
00:31:45,292 --> 00:31:47,795
<i>* na na na na na</i>

655
00:31:47,828 --> 00:31:49,663
Come on.

656
00:31:49,697 --> 00:31:52,666
<i>* na na na na na</i>

657
00:31:52,700 --> 00:31:55,336
<i>* na na na na na</i>
<i>na na na na na *</i>

658
00:31:55,369 --> 00:31:59,940
<i>* na na na na na</i>

659
00:31:59,974 --> 00:32:03,244
<i>* You gotta know</i>
<i>how to pony *</i>

660
00:32:03,277 --> 00:32:06,647
<i>* like Bony Maronie</i>

661
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:10,351
<i>* Do the twist</i>

662
00:32:10,384 --> 00:32:14,121
<i>* I said it goes</i>
<i>like this *</i>

663
00:32:14,155 --> 00:32:17,324
<i>* Mashed Potato</i>

664
00:32:17,358 --> 00:32:20,661
<i>* Come on do the</i>
<i>Alligator *</i>

665
00:32:20,695 --> 00:32:23,764
<i>* Do the Watusi</i>

666
00:32:23,798 --> 00:32:27,702
<i>* like Juicy Lucy</i>

667
00:32:27,735 --> 00:32:30,771
<i>* Come on and</i>
<i>do the Turk *</i>

668
00:32:30,805 --> 00:32:34,675
<i>* I said watch me work</i>

669
00:32:34,709 --> 00:32:37,978
<i>* I said na,</i>
<i>na na na na *</i>

670
00:32:38,012 --> 00:32:40,881
<i>* na na na na na</i>
<i>na na na na na *</i>

671
00:32:40,915 --> 00:32:43,284
* na na na na na

672
00:32:43,317 --> 00:32:44,485
Come on.

673
00:33:26,761 --> 00:33:27,995
Whoo!

674
00:33:34,301 --> 00:33:35,469
Hey, dude have a rib.

675
00:33:36,904 --> 00:33:38,806
Whoo.

676
00:33:38,839 --> 00:33:40,374
Hey, babe. Are you gonna
get any food? It's free.

677
00:33:40,408 --> 00:33:41,475
I'll have a rib.

678
00:33:41,509 --> 00:33:43,577
Hey, get your own.

679
00:33:43,611 --> 00:33:45,012
Last time a woman got
a rib from a man

680
00:33:45,112 --> 00:33:48,315
they both got thrown
out of the garden.

681
00:33:48,349 --> 00:33:50,751
Isn't he witty?

682
00:33:50,785 --> 00:33:53,788
And he's entirely
self-educated, you know.

683
00:33:53,821 --> 00:33:56,357
Yeah, what are
yous anyway?

684
00:33:56,390 --> 00:33:59,960
Me? Oh, I'm a Pisces
with a moon over Miami.

685
00:34:00,061 --> 00:34:02,496
No, no, no, no, no.
What's your native
extraction?

686
00:34:02,530 --> 00:34:05,299
- He's Mexican.
- Yeah.

687
00:34:05,332 --> 00:34:06,200
Mexican are you?

688
00:34:06,233 --> 00:34:08,069
<i>Si.</i>

689
00:34:08,069 --> 00:34:09,603
I never knew a Mexican
good for anything

690
00:34:09,637 --> 00:34:12,873
except singing
Guantanamera.

691
00:34:12,907 --> 00:34:15,209
And they never have a penny
to their names, either.

692
00:34:15,242 --> 00:34:17,311
Yeah, let's do an experiment.

693
00:34:17,344 --> 00:34:18,879
[Maggie] Oh father, please.

694
00:34:18,913 --> 00:34:21,549
Now, go on. Turn
your pockets out.

695
00:34:21,582 --> 00:34:24,318
Let's see how much
money you got on ya.

696
00:34:24,351 --> 00:34:26,821
I have Carlos' weekend
cash in my safe

697
00:34:26,854 --> 00:34:28,622
if you'd like to
see it, Uncle.

698
00:34:28,656 --> 00:34:30,658
It's about 5000 dollars.
Isn't that right?

699
00:34:30,691 --> 00:34:32,993
Uh, yeah.

700
00:34:33,094 --> 00:34:34,729
Let's dance.

701
00:34:34,762 --> 00:34:38,666
Hey, have
a rib, dude.

702
00:34:38,699 --> 00:34:42,136
Hey, Pepe, I'd ask
you to cook us up
some refried beans,

703
00:34:42,169 --> 00:34:43,971
but you probably
haven't got a work visa.

704
00:34:47,274 --> 00:34:48,809
Who was that jerk?

705
00:34:48,843 --> 00:34:50,311
He's my uncle.

706
00:34:50,344 --> 00:34:53,581
He's married to my
father's sister.

707
00:34:53,614 --> 00:34:55,383
Bruce'll fit right
in with this family.

708
00:34:55,416 --> 00:34:57,518
That's your opinion.

709
00:34:57,551 --> 00:34:59,787
Yeah well, at least
I got an opinion, you know.

710
00:34:59,820 --> 00:35:02,289
And when I want it,
I'll ask for it. OK?

711
00:35:07,728 --> 00:35:08,496
Women.

712
00:35:09,563 --> 00:35:10,731
Mexican.

713
00:35:16,070 --> 00:35:17,805
<i>Buenas noches, Señor.</i>

714
00:35:17,838 --> 00:35:19,707
<i>Quiere bailar?</i>

715
00:35:19,740 --> 00:35:20,975
What?

716
00:35:21,075 --> 00:35:22,543
Do you want to dance?

717
00:35:22,576 --> 00:35:24,812
Oh, yeah, sure.
Why not?

718
00:35:24,845 --> 00:35:25,846
<i>Aye muchacho!</i>

719
00:35:27,681 --> 00:35:30,251
You know, I spent one
summer in Mexico

720
00:35:30,284 --> 00:35:33,154
as an exchange student.

721
00:35:33,187 --> 00:35:35,990
Oh, I just love
the Mexican people.

722
00:35:36,090 --> 00:35:37,725
So do I. I love'em
so much I had'em
for parents.

723
00:35:39,660 --> 00:35:40,661
Muchacho!

724
00:35:46,567 --> 00:35:48,669
He's working his way nicely
into the family, isn't he dear?

725
00:36:09,890 --> 00:36:11,225
So what do you think
of me so far?

726
00:36:13,260 --> 00:36:15,296
You're a really hip dancer.

727
00:36:15,329 --> 00:36:16,764
That's a good sign you know.

728
00:36:16,797 --> 00:36:18,966
Oh, yeah.
Sign of what?

729
00:36:19,066 --> 00:36:20,835
Well, people who
are good at dancing
are usually good at...

730
00:36:25,172 --> 00:36:27,241
...other things.

731
00:36:27,274 --> 00:36:29,343
Your mother was
a bit worried
that you might be

732
00:36:29,377 --> 00:36:30,411
getting a bit
sweet on Pepe here.

733
00:36:30,444 --> 00:36:32,346
But I told her,
"No worries."

734
00:36:32,380 --> 00:36:33,848
Because all those
jokers from down there

735
00:36:33,881 --> 00:36:36,117
they're raving
homos anyway.

736
00:36:36,150 --> 00:36:38,285
Daddy.

737
00:36:38,319 --> 00:36:40,321
Don't worry about it.

738
00:36:40,354 --> 00:36:41,689
It's just a little myth
we put out to get rich

739
00:36:41,722 --> 00:36:42,890
Australians to
come on down.

740
00:36:42,923 --> 00:36:44,692
Look here, Pepe.

741
00:36:44,725 --> 00:36:46,794
I bet you been to
Mexico haven't you.

742
00:36:46,827 --> 00:36:49,296
- Yeah.
- You like that
tequila, don't ya?

743
00:36:49,330 --> 00:36:52,333
- Yeah, it's alright.
- Yeah, you gotta watch
out for it though.

744
00:36:52,366 --> 00:36:54,368
If you drink too much,
it has an awful punch.

745
00:36:59,707 --> 00:37:02,143
I think he had one of those
bad ribs, you know.

746
00:37:02,176 --> 00:37:02,910
Must have been
something he ate.

747
00:37:13,154 --> 00:37:15,556
Who the hell do
you think you are?

748
00:37:15,589 --> 00:37:17,958
My father
isn't an idiot.

749
00:37:18,059 --> 00:37:19,694
He knows I'd never be in love
with a common street fighter.

750
00:37:19,727 --> 00:37:22,196
You could have blown
the whole damn thing.

751
00:37:22,229 --> 00:37:24,198
Look if anybody's blowing
the damn thing, it's you, babe.

752
00:37:24,231 --> 00:37:25,700
I'm out of here.

753
00:37:25,733 --> 00:37:29,437
You are not bloody
out of here, mate.

754
00:37:29,470 --> 00:37:31,105
You can get a lot of
suckers to do this shit.

755
00:37:31,138 --> 00:37:34,375
Just get yourself
another one, OK?

756
00:37:34,408 --> 00:37:36,477
I know I was supposed to
come down here to get Daddy
all pissed off

757
00:37:36,510 --> 00:37:38,446
so he'd say you
could marry Bruce.

758
00:37:38,479 --> 00:37:39,680
I didn't come down
here to get shit on

759
00:37:39,714 --> 00:37:40,948
and insulted by these
bigoted assholes.

760
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:49,090
A deal's a deal and so far
our little Alexandra's
come out on top.

761
00:37:49,123 --> 00:37:51,092
What shall you do?

762
00:37:51,092 --> 00:37:53,761
I still hold the last card.

763
00:37:53,794 --> 00:37:54,862
It's time to put it
on the table.

764
00:37:57,565 --> 00:37:59,900
So you've changed your mind
about the five thousand dollars?

765
00:37:59,934 --> 00:38:01,769
Look how about this
for a new deal?

766
00:38:01,802 --> 00:38:03,404
I get out of here, and you keep
the five grand. Okay? See ya.

767
00:38:04,872 --> 00:38:07,675
There is no new deal.

768
00:38:07,708 --> 00:38:13,047
You leave here with
the 5000 dollars
when I say.

769
00:38:13,047 --> 00:38:15,750
And I won't be saying
anything until my father
says that I can marry Bruce.

770
00:38:15,783 --> 00:38:16,684
Is that clear?

771
00:38:16,717 --> 00:38:17,284
Forget it.

772
00:38:24,959 --> 00:38:27,061
All right, I'll double it.

773
00:38:27,061 --> 00:38:27,762
Another five thousand.

774
00:38:32,466 --> 00:38:33,434
Another five?

775
00:38:38,906 --> 00:38:40,274
May I come in?

776
00:38:42,243 --> 00:38:44,845
Carlos, I want to apologize.

777
00:38:44,879 --> 00:38:47,615
My brother-in-law
can be very insensitive.

778
00:38:47,648 --> 00:38:50,584
He's Australian, you see.

779
00:38:50,618 --> 00:38:53,087
When I told him that you and
Alexandra were getting married,

780
00:38:53,087 --> 00:38:54,789
I said if he didn't like you

781
00:38:54,822 --> 00:38:57,091
he needn't bother attending
any more family functions.

782
00:38:57,091 --> 00:39:00,061
Uh, you mean you're
gonna let me marry her?

783
00:39:00,094 --> 00:39:02,930
You're gonna let
me marry him?

784
00:39:03,030 --> 00:39:05,232
Well, it's a little too
rapid for my taste sweetheart.

785
00:39:05,266 --> 00:39:08,869
But... a deal's a deal.

786
00:39:08,903 --> 00:39:11,806
Welcome to the family.

787
00:39:11,839 --> 00:39:13,040
Son.

788
00:39:18,112 --> 00:39:19,046
Goodnight.

789
00:39:21,949 --> 00:39:23,284
Goodnight, sweetheart.

790
00:39:39,433 --> 00:39:40,835
Shut up. This isn't funny.

791
00:39:44,972 --> 00:39:46,807
What?

792
00:39:46,841 --> 00:39:49,176
Hey, what about a June
wedding, honey?

793
00:39:49,210 --> 00:39:51,379
I like June. You know,
not too hot, not too cold.

794
00:39:51,412 --> 00:39:52,380
What do you think,
sweetheart, June?

795
00:39:53,748 --> 00:39:54,849
I said shut up and get out.

796
00:39:57,351 --> 00:39:58,719
Get out!

797
00:39:58,753 --> 00:40:00,087
Oh, get out. OK.

798
00:40:00,121 --> 00:40:03,624
Get out!

799
00:40:03,657 --> 00:40:07,294
OK, OK. [hums wedding march]
Dun dun da dun.

800
00:40:07,328 --> 00:40:11,799
Dun Dun da Dun.
And 10,000 dollars to boot.

801
00:40:11,832 --> 00:40:13,267
Da dun dun da dun.

802
00:40:17,505 --> 00:40:19,273
[horse neighs]

803
00:40:27,281 --> 00:40:29,884
[Carlos humming
wedding march]

804
00:40:29,917 --> 00:40:31,185
Oh, Carlos.

805
00:40:31,218 --> 00:40:32,319
Huh?

806
00:40:32,353 --> 00:40:34,021
- Oh, hi.
- Entrez.

807
00:40:38,659 --> 00:40:40,661
- How you doin?
- Sit down.

808
00:40:40,695 --> 00:40:41,562
Sit down.

809
00:40:48,436 --> 00:40:49,704
Well, did you
have a good time?

810
00:40:49,737 --> 00:40:52,673
Would you mind brushing
the back of my hair?

811
00:40:52,707 --> 00:40:54,108
I can't seem to reach it.

812
00:40:54,141 --> 00:40:55,843
Oh, yeah sure.

813
00:40:55,876 --> 00:40:57,278
Thank you.

814
00:41:02,383 --> 00:41:03,551
- [snorting]
- Oh. I'm sorry.
Did I hurt you?

815
00:41:03,584 --> 00:41:05,619
No no. Don't stop.
You won't hurt me.

816
00:41:10,524 --> 00:41:13,127
[snorting and blowing
like a horse] Harder.

817
00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:15,496
Harder?

818
00:41:15,529 --> 00:41:16,197
- [blows] Harder.
- Harder?

819
00:41:16,230 --> 00:41:17,932
Harder!

820
00:41:17,965 --> 00:41:20,801
[whinnies] Faster, faster.

821
00:41:24,205 --> 00:41:27,274
Harder, faster.

822
00:41:31,712 --> 00:41:33,914
- Say something
in Mexican.
- What?

823
00:41:33,948 --> 00:41:34,315
Say something in Mexican.

824
00:41:35,649 --> 00:41:37,318
Quick.

825
00:41:37,351 --> 00:41:38,386
<i>La chica es loca.</i>

826
00:41:45,292 --> 00:41:47,261
- [neighs blows and whinnies]
- Is there a horse the house?

827
00:41:54,702 --> 00:41:55,803
- [snorting]
- If I take my hand off

828
00:41:55,836 --> 00:41:58,172
will you be quiet?

829
00:41:58,205 --> 00:41:59,640
You sure?

830
00:42:05,246 --> 00:42:07,615
I'm sorry.

831
00:42:07,648 --> 00:42:10,117
I don't know what
came over me.

832
00:42:10,151 --> 00:42:12,853
You scared the
hell out of me.

833
00:42:12,887 --> 00:42:14,555
<i>Aye caramba!</i>

834
00:42:14,588 --> 00:42:16,424
[shrieks] Yeah!
Viva Zapata!

835
00:42:19,727 --> 00:42:20,261
Hey, relax!

836
00:42:22,730 --> 00:42:23,564
Calm down.

837
00:42:27,735 --> 00:42:28,836
I'm Mexi...

838
00:42:28,869 --> 00:42:30,438
I mean, I'm not Mexican.

839
00:42:30,471 --> 00:42:31,472
Oh, look, a kangaroo.

840
00:42:35,109 --> 00:42:37,111
- [making loud snorting noises]
- We can talk about this.

841
00:42:37,111 --> 00:42:37,845
Let's make a deal.

842
00:42:39,346 --> 00:42:41,282
No. no!

843
00:42:41,916 --> 00:42:43,984
Oh, dear.

844
00:42:44,018 --> 00:42:45,419
Maggie's having those
horse nightmares again.

845
00:42:53,127 --> 00:42:54,695
[Maggie squealing and snorting]

846
00:43:02,503 --> 00:43:04,271
Jump my little jumping bean.

847
00:43:22,590 --> 00:43:24,592
Eh.

848
00:43:26,861 --> 00:43:29,630
Whoa, what a ride!

849
00:43:29,663 --> 00:43:30,998
All right babe,
you're next.

850
00:43:31,098 --> 00:43:31,866
I'm oiled up.

851
00:43:33,467 --> 00:43:36,470
My! What a
strange young man.

852
00:43:36,504 --> 00:43:37,538
Not for this family.

853
00:43:38,305 --> 00:43:39,273
[whimpers]

854
00:43:50,317 --> 00:43:52,186
[Carlos singing]

855
00:43:52,219 --> 00:43:54,555
Hey, top of the
morning, Jeeves.

856
00:43:54,588 --> 00:43:55,122
Hey, good morning,
everybody.

857
00:43:55,122 --> 00:43:56,824
Hey, babe.

858
00:43:56,857 --> 00:43:58,459
I'm surprised you're up.

859
00:43:58,492 --> 00:43:59,260
I'm surprised
you could walk.

860
00:44:00,961 --> 00:44:02,863
I managed.

861
00:44:02,897 --> 00:44:05,866
Tell me have you two
settled on a date yet?

862
00:44:05,900 --> 00:44:07,768
We'll let you know.

863
00:44:07,802 --> 00:44:10,571
You could give us a hint,
couldn't you Alexandra?

864
00:44:10,604 --> 00:44:11,839
I'm usually free
in the afternoons.

865
00:44:14,942 --> 00:44:16,844
You know, Carlos, I'd be
delighted to take you
into the business.

866
00:44:16,877 --> 00:44:18,379
Who me?

867
00:44:18,412 --> 00:44:21,315
Nah, I'm not into
business, man.

868
00:44:21,348 --> 00:44:22,917
Well, you're quick.
You're good with people.

869
00:44:22,950 --> 00:44:24,285
I think you'd be great.
Don't you darling?

870
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:28,189
Nah, I don't think so.

871
00:44:28,222 --> 00:44:30,391
Hey, tell you what.
You know who'd be
great at business?

872
00:44:30,424 --> 00:44:32,293
Your daughter, man.
She drives a mean bargain.

873
00:44:32,326 --> 00:44:33,294
Mm, I've been telling
her for years.

874
00:44:35,996 --> 00:44:37,832
Do you think you could
talk some sense into her?

875
00:44:37,865 --> 00:44:39,767
Who me?

876
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:40,735
Yeah. No problem.

877
00:44:42,870 --> 00:44:43,738
[sniffs]

878
00:44:46,340 --> 00:44:47,274
Pew.

879
00:44:49,410 --> 00:44:51,278
Well, if we're going to
beat the Sunday traffic,

880
00:44:51,312 --> 00:44:53,147
better hit the road.

881
00:44:53,180 --> 00:44:54,949
Hmm?
Oh...

882
00:44:57,151 --> 00:44:59,720
Well, it's been
a slice.

883
00:44:59,754 --> 00:45:00,788
Uh, leave them.

884
00:45:00,821 --> 00:45:02,757
Edison will
take care of it.

885
00:45:02,790 --> 00:45:04,125
Where I come from everybody
does their own dishes,

886
00:45:04,158 --> 00:45:05,593
you know what I mean?

887
00:45:05,626 --> 00:45:08,062
Travel broadens the
horizons. Leave it.

888
00:45:08,062 --> 00:45:09,830
It'll just take five minutes.

889
00:45:09,864 --> 00:45:12,299
I said leave them.

890
00:45:18,172 --> 00:45:20,474
Well, see you
in the Spring,

891
00:45:20,508 --> 00:45:22,243
if we don't see
you in the mattress.

892
00:45:22,276 --> 00:45:23,811
Later on.

893
00:45:23,844 --> 00:45:24,979
Cheerio, Jeeves.

894
00:45:39,326 --> 00:45:42,096
Incredible performance.

895
00:45:42,129 --> 00:45:45,099
I wonder what she'll
come up with for act three.

896
00:45:45,132 --> 00:45:49,336
She must really be in love to
put up with all this nonsense.

897
00:45:49,370 --> 00:45:51,605
Perhaps we should just
let her marry him.

898
00:45:51,639 --> 00:45:54,608
Likeable fellow,
this Carlos.

899
00:45:54,642 --> 00:45:56,644
I meant Bruce,
not Carlos.

900
00:45:59,013 --> 00:46:00,448
Let's just play along
a bit longer.

901
00:46:07,688 --> 00:46:09,957
Hey listen, uh, I don't
really have a bank account.

902
00:46:10,057 --> 00:46:11,325
You think I can get
the money in cash?

903
00:46:11,359 --> 00:46:13,160
What money?

904
00:46:13,194 --> 00:46:13,761
What do you mean,
what money?

905
00:46:13,794 --> 00:46:14,829
The ten grand.

906
00:46:14,862 --> 00:46:16,664
Are you kidding?

907
00:46:16,697 --> 00:46:19,200
Oh, come on. You're
not gonna stiff me are ya?

908
00:46:19,233 --> 00:46:21,369
You said you didn't
want the money.

909
00:46:21,402 --> 00:46:23,437
'Cause I wanted to quit,
but you made me stay.

910
00:46:23,471 --> 00:46:25,439
Dear God, don't you
understand anything?

911
00:46:25,473 --> 00:46:28,075
I wanted you to stay
so father would hate you.

912
00:46:28,075 --> 00:46:32,079
Instead you sit around like old
mates, talking about my career.

913
00:46:32,113 --> 00:46:34,682
Hey, I did everything
I could to make him
think I was a jerk.

914
00:46:34,715 --> 00:46:36,384
And look what happened,
he loves you.

915
00:46:36,417 --> 00:46:37,785
It's not my fault.

916
00:46:37,818 --> 00:46:39,353
He's only human.

917
00:46:39,387 --> 00:46:41,422
Put it this way.

918
00:46:41,455 --> 00:46:44,158
I go to your restaurant
and order a meal.

919
00:46:44,191 --> 00:46:45,659
You go to the kitchen, but you
come back without the food.

920
00:46:45,693 --> 00:46:47,261
Do you still think I should pay?

921
00:46:47,294 --> 00:46:48,696
What the hell
does that mean?

922
00:46:58,105 --> 00:46:59,306
Hey, where are we goin'?

923
00:46:59,340 --> 00:47:01,575
We're going through Walingatta.

924
00:47:01,609 --> 00:47:04,045
I want to surprise Bruce at the
hotel. We'll stay the night.

925
00:47:04,045 --> 00:47:06,313
Stay the night?

926
00:47:06,347 --> 00:47:07,681
If you don't want to sleep over,

927
00:47:07,715 --> 00:47:10,885
you can get the bus
back to Sydney.

928
00:47:10,918 --> 00:47:12,319
Yeah, cool whatever.

929
00:47:26,534 --> 00:47:27,802
Hey, they could use some help.
Why didn't you stop?

930
00:47:27,835 --> 00:47:29,704
It's a trick.

931
00:47:29,737 --> 00:47:32,073
What are you talking about?

932
00:47:32,073 --> 00:47:34,308
They get you to stop
and then they rob you blind.

933
00:47:35,943 --> 00:47:38,979
I can't believe you.

934
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:41,482
Hey, you'd stop if it
was a Rolls wouldn't you?

935
00:47:41,515 --> 00:47:43,484
Or maybe a Mercedes
or a Jaguar?

936
00:47:43,517 --> 00:47:45,419
Alright. You've made
your point.

937
00:48:02,703 --> 00:48:03,704
Hey, dude.

938
00:48:05,373 --> 00:48:06,774
G'day, mate.

939
00:48:06,807 --> 00:48:07,541
- How ya doin'?
- You got any water?

940
00:48:09,443 --> 00:48:10,711
Yeah, here's some.

941
00:48:10,745 --> 00:48:12,313
Go ahead.
Have at it.

942
00:48:22,056 --> 00:48:23,290
I'm gonna give'em a hand.

943
00:48:26,727 --> 00:48:28,429
Don't tell me, let me guess.
A flat tire?

944
00:48:28,462 --> 00:48:30,431
You're right.

945
00:48:30,464 --> 00:48:32,099
I was going to take the
spare in and get it fixed,

946
00:48:32,133 --> 00:48:34,769
but I didn't have the cash,
so I took a chance.

947
00:48:34,802 --> 00:48:36,704
Bad luck, huh.

948
00:48:36,737 --> 00:48:38,072
Well, what can
we do for ya?

949
00:48:38,072 --> 00:48:39,940
Don't know.

950
00:48:39,974 --> 00:48:41,976
can't all fit in the
back of your car.

951
00:48:42,076 --> 00:48:43,611
That'd be a little crowded.

952
00:48:43,644 --> 00:48:45,446
Uh, hm.

953
00:48:45,479 --> 00:48:47,815
Tell you what.
Give me a hand.

954
00:48:47,848 --> 00:48:49,583
Let's have a look.

955
00:48:49,617 --> 00:48:50,551
I'll just throw
this on the ground.

956
00:48:56,857 --> 00:48:57,792
What do you think?

957
00:48:57,825 --> 00:48:59,260
Yeah?

958
00:48:59,293 --> 00:49:00,094
Hope it's enough
to rock and roll.

959
00:49:00,127 --> 00:49:02,229
- She's a beauty.
- Yeah.

960
00:49:04,031 --> 00:49:06,200
Uh, hello.
It's my tire.

961
00:49:06,233 --> 00:49:07,301
Oh, don't worry.
You'll get it back.

962
00:49:10,938 --> 00:49:13,340
I have somewhere to go.

963
00:49:13,374 --> 00:49:15,409
Hey, good idea.

964
00:49:15,443 --> 00:49:16,911
Why don't you go down
there and take a walk?

965
00:49:16,944 --> 00:49:18,145
What a beautiful day.

966
00:49:18,179 --> 00:49:20,381
Yeah, take a nice
long walk. Okay?

967
00:49:20,414 --> 00:49:22,216
Eh, nature.

968
00:49:22,249 --> 00:49:23,317
I'll be right with ya.

969
00:49:27,054 --> 00:49:27,955
Where you come from, mate?

970
00:49:28,055 --> 00:49:29,890
Me? Uh, L.A.

971
00:49:29,924 --> 00:49:31,425
How about you?

972
00:49:31,459 --> 00:49:34,695
Whyalla. What are you
doing over here?

973
00:49:34,729 --> 00:49:37,498
Oh, well it wasn't
working out in L.A.

974
00:49:37,531 --> 00:49:39,467
so I thought I'd give
this place a try you know?

975
00:49:39,500 --> 00:49:40,334
What made you
pick Australia?

976
00:49:43,804 --> 00:49:46,374
Tell you the truth I
kept seeing this guy on TV.

977
00:49:46,407 --> 00:49:48,809
He was saying "G'day, mate."

978
00:49:48,843 --> 00:49:50,711
Throw another
shrimp on the barbie.

979
00:49:50,745 --> 00:49:52,113
Sitting there drinking a
beer... beautiful beach.

980
00:49:52,146 --> 00:49:53,748
I thought hey,
could be worse.

981
00:49:56,951 --> 00:50:00,054
Lately I've been thinking
that I'm the shrimp on
the barbie though.

982
00:50:00,087 --> 00:50:01,789
It looks like you've
done alright for
yourself so far mate.

983
00:50:05,059 --> 00:50:07,328
Isn't that right honey,
could be worse?
What do you think?

984
00:50:07,361 --> 00:50:09,663
Having a good time, huh?

985
00:50:09,697 --> 00:50:11,298
How 'bout we get some
land over here, huh?

986
00:50:11,332 --> 00:50:13,467
Maybe we raise some
kids, some sheep.

987
00:50:13,501 --> 00:50:15,803
Put a little house up
there. What do you think?

988
00:50:15,836 --> 00:50:18,873
You two remind me of me
and the missus when we
was first hitched.

989
00:50:18,906 --> 00:50:20,608
Bloody lovebirds we was.

990
00:50:20,641 --> 00:50:22,510
Couldn't keep our eyes
off each other.

991
00:50:22,543 --> 00:50:24,912
I know what you mean.

992
00:50:24,945 --> 00:50:29,884
Thank you pretty lady.

993
00:50:29,917 --> 00:50:32,319
Combination wedding gift
and good luck charm.

994
00:50:32,353 --> 00:50:34,755
Wear it in good health.

995
00:50:34,789 --> 00:50:38,859
Oh, that's really
beautiful, huh?

996
00:50:38,893 --> 00:50:39,627
Say "thank you" now.

997
00:50:42,229 --> 00:50:43,264
Thank you.

998
00:50:58,946 --> 00:51:01,082
We're gonna have to make
up the time you wasted playing

999
00:51:01,082 --> 00:51:03,250
Santa Claus with those people.

1000
00:51:03,284 --> 00:51:05,286
I can't believe you
gave my tire away.

1001
00:51:05,319 --> 00:51:07,455
Do you know how
much that's worth?

1002
00:51:07,488 --> 00:51:09,924
What are you talking about,
gave it away? I didn't
give it away.

1003
00:51:09,957 --> 00:51:11,325
He was gonna bring it back.

1004
00:51:11,359 --> 00:51:14,195
You just wouldn't give
him your address.

1005
00:51:14,228 --> 00:51:15,329
Hey, besides, he gave
you that beautiful crystal.

1006
00:51:17,098 --> 00:51:18,466
This piece of junk.

1007
00:51:23,971 --> 00:51:25,973
At least I only lose a
100 dollar tire this way.

1008
00:51:26,006 --> 00:51:27,975
Say what?

1009
00:51:28,008 --> 00:51:29,977
If I gave them my address,

1010
00:51:30,010 --> 00:51:32,780
I'd come home tomorrow
to an empty apartment.

1011
00:51:32,813 --> 00:51:35,449
Oh come on,
that guy was OK.

1012
00:51:35,483 --> 00:51:37,685
You gotta
trust somebody.

1013
00:51:37,718 --> 00:51:40,755
It's easy to trust people when
you don't have anything to lose.

1014
00:51:40,788 --> 00:51:42,456
Hey, who died and made
you Darth Vader, huh?

1015
00:51:43,858 --> 00:51:45,259
[loud pop]

1016
00:51:46,394 --> 00:51:47,828
Oh, Jesus.

1017
00:51:57,938 --> 00:52:00,307
Oh, that is great.

1018
00:52:00,341 --> 00:52:03,277
That is really great.

1019
00:52:03,310 --> 00:52:06,313
What are we gonna do now,
Mr. Einstein?

1020
00:52:08,182 --> 00:52:09,717
I don't know.

1021
00:52:09,750 --> 00:52:12,319
I'll tell you what
we're gonna do.

1022
00:52:12,353 --> 00:52:15,156
We're not using them damn steel
belts anymore, that's for sure.

1023
00:52:15,189 --> 00:52:16,323
Honey.

1024
00:52:18,626 --> 00:52:20,361
[nervous chatter
and complaining]

1025
00:52:34,442 --> 00:52:37,545
[Four X commercial
plays on radio]

1026
00:52:47,121 --> 00:52:49,757
Glad you enjoyed your stay.

1027
00:52:49,790 --> 00:52:50,858
G'day, mate.

1028
00:52:50,891 --> 00:52:52,126
I'd like to
register, please.

1029
00:52:52,126 --> 00:52:53,627
Yes, of course,
Mr. Woodley.

1030
00:52:53,661 --> 00:52:56,330
Sorry, mate.
Name's Smith.

1031
00:52:56,364 --> 00:52:58,833
John Smith.

1032
00:52:58,866 --> 00:53:00,735
Ah, yes. Of course,
Mr. Smith.

1033
00:53:00,768 --> 00:53:01,902
If you'll just sign
here please, sir.

1034
00:53:01,936 --> 00:53:03,304
Certainly.

1035
00:53:03,337 --> 00:53:04,772
Take Mr. Smith's
luggage to his room.

1036
00:53:08,876 --> 00:53:11,278
Yes, of course, Mr. Smith.
Right this way, please.

1037
00:53:11,312 --> 00:53:12,947
You go ahead.
I'll be in the bar.

1038
00:53:22,156 --> 00:53:23,824
G'day, mate.
What'll it be?

1039
00:53:23,858 --> 00:53:26,594
Aye, just rip the top off
a Four X, would ya', mate?

1040
00:53:26,627 --> 00:53:28,696
So, how's the Sheila
action around here sport?

1041
00:53:31,265 --> 00:53:32,533
Depends what you're
looking for.

1042
00:53:48,282 --> 00:53:50,017
[Alex] "Trust people."

1043
00:53:50,117 --> 00:53:52,987
"Just trust people."

1044
00:53:53,020 --> 00:53:56,390
I should have my head
examined for listening
to a wanker like you.

1045
00:53:56,424 --> 00:54:00,261
You gave my tire away.

1046
00:54:00,294 --> 00:54:01,929
Excuse me, can
I use that stick?.

1047
00:54:01,962 --> 00:54:03,497
What stick?

1048
00:54:03,531 --> 00:54:05,499
That stick you have
stuck up your butt.

1049
00:54:05,533 --> 00:54:08,869
Don't you dare talk
to me like that.

1050
00:54:08,903 --> 00:54:10,871
Give me that light.

1051
00:54:10,905 --> 00:54:13,708
Fine. I won't say
a word to you.

1052
00:54:13,741 --> 00:54:15,342
Just look for some wood
so we don't freeze to death.

1053
00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:21,782
That's right, be a smartass.

1054
00:54:21,816 --> 00:54:24,985
You're the one who got us
stranded out here anyway.

1055
00:54:25,086 --> 00:54:26,721
God, I'm freezing.

1056
00:54:29,957 --> 00:54:33,327
Probably wild animals all around
here... waiting to attack us.

1057
00:54:34,495 --> 00:54:35,963
Are you listening to me?

1058
00:54:35,996 --> 00:54:37,898
- Yeah.
- [both scream]

1059
00:54:37,932 --> 00:54:39,400
[Carlos] Oh, Jesus.

1060
00:54:42,269 --> 00:54:45,439
Hey, it's a big
piece of wood.

1061
00:54:45,473 --> 00:54:47,108
Help me to get it out
of the ground.

1062
00:54:47,141 --> 00:54:49,443
I'm not helping
you do anything.

1063
00:54:49,477 --> 00:54:52,279
Oh fine, then freeze to
death by yourself, Jesus.

1064
00:54:56,851 --> 00:54:58,352
Alright. What do you
want me to do?

1065
00:55:02,056 --> 00:55:04,759
[laughter]

1066
00:55:07,495 --> 00:55:09,697
You know she told me
so much about you that you

1067
00:55:09,730 --> 00:55:11,632
should blush every time
I walk in the room.

1068
00:55:15,302 --> 00:55:19,073
Yeah, and just
what have you heard?

1069
00:55:19,073 --> 00:55:22,643
Oh, I heard about your
incredible horizontal talent.

1070
00:55:26,614 --> 00:55:28,749
At least she wasn't
telling lies.

1071
00:55:28,783 --> 00:55:31,786
Ah ah ah ah. Where I come
from, seeing is believing.

1072
00:55:33,554 --> 00:55:34,622
You like Jacuzzi?

1073
00:55:36,190 --> 00:55:38,259
Hmm?

1074
00:55:38,292 --> 00:55:40,327
Jacuzzi. Jac-uzzi!

1075
00:55:42,563 --> 00:55:43,864
[Alex] Race you back!
[Carlos] Hey, get back here.

1076
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:47,234
[both laugh]

1077
00:55:51,005 --> 00:55:51,872
I just let you win
'cause you're a chick.

1078
00:55:51,906 --> 00:55:54,442
Oh, right.

1079
00:55:54,475 --> 00:55:56,577
I'll have you know I was
track champion at my school.

1080
00:55:56,610 --> 00:55:59,246
Oh, yeah?
Well, bully for you.

1081
00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:00,715
[frog and cricket sounds]

1082
00:56:08,055 --> 00:56:12,426
So, what are you doin' later
after the fire dies down?

1083
00:56:12,460 --> 00:56:15,296
Down boy. You're
not my type.

1084
00:56:16,864 --> 00:56:19,133
Oh, yeah.

1085
00:56:19,166 --> 00:56:21,335
I forgot you like the rocket
scientist type like Bruce.

1086
00:56:23,471 --> 00:56:25,973
He's not so bad.

1087
00:56:26,073 --> 00:56:27,541
[chuckles] Yeah, right.

1088
00:56:31,078 --> 00:56:32,780
What's so funny?

1089
00:56:32,813 --> 00:56:34,915
Oh, nothing.

1090
00:56:34,949 --> 00:56:36,083
No, what's so funny?

1091
00:56:36,083 --> 00:56:39,453
I was just curious,

1092
00:56:39,487 --> 00:56:41,789
what do you guys talk
about when you're alone?

1093
00:56:41,822 --> 00:56:44,425
Is it like,

1094
00:56:44,458 --> 00:56:47,128
Hey Bruce, how do you
breathe out of your nose
after a rugby match?

1095
00:56:47,161 --> 00:56:49,130
Or something like that?

1096
00:56:49,163 --> 00:56:51,332
You wouldn't understand.

1097
00:56:51,365 --> 00:56:54,168
"You wouldn't understand"?

1098
00:56:54,201 --> 00:56:54,869
Is that your answer
for everything?

1099
00:56:57,905 --> 00:56:59,540
What do you mean?

1100
00:56:59,573 --> 00:57:03,044
Well, you say it to
me all the time.

1101
00:57:03,044 --> 00:57:04,345
Look, I might not be
the smartest guy in the world,

1102
00:57:04,378 --> 00:57:07,548
but I'm not the dumbest.

1103
00:57:07,581 --> 00:57:10,217
What's there to
not understand?

1104
00:57:10,251 --> 00:57:12,053
Your daddy dangles
you on a string.

1105
00:57:12,086 --> 00:57:14,488
It pisses you off.

1106
00:57:14,522 --> 00:57:17,058
You just don't have enough
nerve to cut the string.

1107
00:57:17,058 --> 00:57:17,892
I don't know what
you're talking about.

1108
00:57:17,925 --> 00:57:20,161
Right.

1109
00:57:20,194 --> 00:57:25,700
I mean like the car and
the condo and the boutique.

1110
00:57:25,733 --> 00:57:28,569
Hey, look I may not have much,
but what I have, is my own.

1111
00:57:28,602 --> 00:57:29,637
And I don't have to marry Bruce.

1112
00:57:34,475 --> 00:57:38,345
Oh, I know, "You wouldn't
understand." Jeez.

1113
00:57:53,427 --> 00:57:55,329
[sniffles]

1114
00:58:25,860 --> 00:58:27,328
Nobody comes up here.

1115
00:58:27,361 --> 00:58:29,497
He said it was on the roof.

1116
00:58:29,530 --> 00:58:31,332
I mean, he said it was
upstairs, not on the roof.

1117
00:58:31,365 --> 00:58:32,266
Are you sure we're in
the right place?

1118
00:58:32,299 --> 00:58:35,269
No worries, love.

1119
00:58:35,302 --> 00:58:37,438
When Brucie says,
"This is the place."

1120
00:58:37,471 --> 00:58:39,240
This is it.

1121
00:58:42,977 --> 00:58:45,880
[both] More champagne.

1122
00:58:58,826 --> 00:59:00,828
Just get'em off.

1123
00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:08,369
[seductive tune]
Da da da da da

1124
00:59:12,373 --> 00:59:14,542
Come on, baby.
Take it off.

1125
00:59:18,913 --> 00:59:20,381
[Dominique]
Da da da da da dum.

1126
00:59:21,282 --> 00:59:22,950
Ba da da da da

1127
00:59:25,853 --> 00:59:27,388
Do do do do do

1128
00:59:29,924 --> 00:59:32,460
Yeah. Oh, come on.

1129
00:59:35,062 --> 00:59:38,065
[continues singing]

1130
00:59:48,209 --> 00:59:49,977
[Bruce] Come on to papa.

1131
00:59:57,118 --> 00:59:58,352
Yeah, baby.

1132
01:00:06,127 --> 01:00:07,328
Oh, yeah, baby.

1133
01:00:29,950 --> 01:00:31,419
You want to make your
fantasies come true?

1134
01:00:31,452 --> 01:00:34,388
Aw, yeah.

1135
01:00:34,422 --> 01:00:37,258
Ah ah ah. First you have
to take off those

1136
01:00:37,291 --> 01:00:40,194
ridiculous shorts.

1137
01:00:40,227 --> 01:00:41,595
[ Bruce laughs]

1138
01:00:41,629 --> 01:00:42,963
- Yeah.
<i>- Alors.</i>

1139
01:01:06,420 --> 01:01:07,388
[man] What are they doing
in the fish tank?

1140
01:01:10,758 --> 01:01:13,361
[laughter]

1141
01:01:27,274 --> 01:01:29,110
Round of drinks
on the house.

1142
01:01:29,110 --> 01:01:31,379
[crowd cheering]

1143
01:01:49,497 --> 01:01:53,934
So, what you gonna
do with your 10,000 dollars?

1144
01:01:53,968 --> 01:01:56,437
You're gonna give me
the money after all?

1145
01:01:56,470 --> 01:01:58,372
Why not?
You tried your best.

1146
01:01:58,406 --> 01:02:00,574
It's only money.

1147
01:02:00,608 --> 01:02:02,843
Yeah, it's only money.

1148
01:02:02,877 --> 01:02:05,246
How about 50,000?

1149
01:02:05,279 --> 01:02:08,082
Very funny.

1150
01:02:08,115 --> 01:02:12,286
No, you'll get your money as
soon as we get back to Sydney.

1151
01:02:12,319 --> 01:02:14,889
Then I'll probably never
see you again.

1152
01:02:14,922 --> 01:02:17,925
Yeah,that's right.

1153
01:02:17,958 --> 01:02:19,360
That's right.

1154
01:02:24,432 --> 01:02:26,300
Hey listen, before I
never see you again,

1155
01:02:26,333 --> 01:02:28,569
you think maybe
I can get an advance?

1156
01:02:28,602 --> 01:02:30,871
Get something to eat
and get the bus home.

1157
01:02:30,905 --> 01:02:32,707
Sure, no problem.

1158
01:02:32,740 --> 01:02:34,375
Great.

1159
01:02:46,821 --> 01:02:48,856
Thank you for calling.
Bye-bye.

1160
01:02:48,889 --> 01:02:50,858
Has Mr. Bruce Woodley
checked in yet?

1161
01:02:50,891 --> 01:02:54,261
I believe Mr. Woodley
is here ma'am.

1162
01:02:54,295 --> 01:02:56,163
Could I have his
room number, please?

1163
01:02:56,197 --> 01:02:58,799
Can I ask
who's enquiring?

1164
01:02:58,833 --> 01:03:01,068
I'm Alexandra Hobart,
Mr. Woodley's fiancée.

1165
01:03:01,068 --> 01:03:03,404
[burst of laughter]

1166
01:03:03,437 --> 01:03:07,274
- It's, Room 212.
- [more laughter]

1167
01:03:07,308 --> 01:03:09,377
Let me tell Mr. Woodley
you're here.

1168
01:03:13,848 --> 01:03:14,749
Yeah?

1169
01:03:16,250 --> 01:03:17,351
Shit!

1170
01:03:20,755 --> 01:03:22,490
Yeah, when's the next
bus to Sydney?

1171
01:03:22,523 --> 01:03:24,592
Not till tomorrow.

1172
01:03:24,625 --> 01:03:27,194
You're gonna have
to stay the night.

1173
01:03:27,228 --> 01:03:28,329
Yeah, looks like it.

1174
01:03:28,362 --> 01:03:30,331
You got a single?

1175
01:03:30,364 --> 01:03:33,267
Yes, if you just
sign here, please, sir.

1176
01:03:33,300 --> 01:03:35,536
And, there's your room.

1177
01:03:35,569 --> 01:03:37,405
- I'm gonna go freshen up.
- OK.

1178
01:03:37,438 --> 01:03:38,539
I'll check on you later.

1179
01:03:41,208 --> 01:03:43,844
It's just down the hall, and
it's the first on the right.

1180
01:03:43,878 --> 01:03:45,112
Thanks a lot.

1181
01:03:45,112 --> 01:03:46,247
- Enjoy your stay.
- Yep.

1182
01:03:53,854 --> 01:03:55,656
Bye bye, guys.

1183
01:03:55,690 --> 01:03:57,391
Carlos,

1184
01:03:57,425 --> 01:03:58,426
what are you doing here?

1185
01:04:00,327 --> 01:04:02,063
Just looking for my room.

1186
01:04:02,096 --> 01:04:04,165
You, didn't see
anything, right?

1187
01:04:06,267 --> 01:04:07,268
Right.

1188
01:04:08,235 --> 01:04:10,838
Hey, hey, Carlos, mate.

1189
01:04:10,871 --> 01:04:12,073
Listen, I'll, I'll
do you right.

1190
01:04:12,073 --> 01:04:14,275
Okay?

1191
01:04:14,308 --> 01:04:18,312
Uh, how about 1,000 bucks to
sort of cloud the mind? OK?

1192
01:04:18,345 --> 01:04:19,613
What's wrong with you people,
man?

1193
01:04:19,647 --> 01:04:21,849
Think money can buy everything?

1194
01:04:21,882 --> 01:04:23,551
Hey! Listen, dickhead.

1195
01:04:23,584 --> 01:04:25,519
I'm on the pig's back.

1196
01:04:25,553 --> 01:04:26,887
Now I'm set for life.

1197
01:04:30,091 --> 01:04:32,626
Hey.
Come on,

1198
01:04:32,660 --> 01:04:35,696
you're not gonna
drop me in the shit?

1199
01:04:35,730 --> 01:04:38,299
I didn't drop you in anything,
man. You dropped yourself in it.

1200
01:04:38,332 --> 01:04:39,533
You know what?
That's where you belong.

1201
01:04:43,738 --> 01:04:44,705
Nice one.

1202
01:04:53,114 --> 01:04:54,248
You got the message sport?

1203
01:04:54,281 --> 01:04:55,483
You got it?

1204
01:04:55,516 --> 01:04:55,883
[shutter clicking]

1205
01:04:56,784 --> 01:04:58,819
Ahh.

1206
01:05:39,660 --> 01:05:41,462
Darling.

1207
01:05:41,495 --> 01:05:43,297
You don't know how much
I've missed you.

1208
01:05:43,330 --> 01:05:44,465
Come on, come on.

1209
01:05:57,311 --> 01:05:58,846
I just want to say good
morning to Carlos.

1210
01:05:58,879 --> 01:06:00,047
I won't be long.

1211
01:06:00,047 --> 01:06:02,383
Uh, look.

1212
01:06:02,416 --> 01:06:03,684
I'll meet you
on the court, OK?

1213
01:06:03,718 --> 01:06:04,785
Here.

1214
01:06:08,789 --> 01:06:10,257
Carlos?

1215
01:06:11,726 --> 01:06:12,760
Carlos.

1216
01:06:21,335 --> 01:06:24,338
I'm sorry, Miss Hobart.
He checked out.

1217
01:06:24,372 --> 01:06:25,406
He could be at the bus stop.

1218
01:06:25,439 --> 01:06:27,174
Where is that?

1219
01:06:27,208 --> 01:06:28,209
It's right across
the road, ma'am.

1220
01:06:28,242 --> 01:06:29,577
Thank you.

1221
01:06:44,892 --> 01:06:46,560
Carlos?

1222
01:06:48,462 --> 01:06:51,799
My God!
What happened?

1223
01:06:51,832 --> 01:06:53,968
Guess I wasn't looking
where I was going.

1224
01:06:54,001 --> 01:06:55,403
Shit happens, you know?

1225
01:07:01,442 --> 01:07:02,843
- Are you OK?
- Yeah, yeah.

1226
01:07:02,877 --> 01:07:04,345
I'm fine.
Don't worry about it.

1227
01:07:07,848 --> 01:07:09,884
So where are
you going anyway?

1228
01:07:09,917 --> 01:07:11,318
Home, I guess.

1229
01:07:21,062 --> 01:07:22,430
Yeah.

1230
01:07:29,570 --> 01:07:31,272
Will I see you
back in Sydney, then?

1231
01:07:31,305 --> 01:07:33,574
You know,
to give you the money...

1232
01:07:33,607 --> 01:07:35,509
That's OK.
You keep it.

1233
01:07:35,543 --> 01:07:37,411
What do you mean?
We had a deal.

1234
01:07:39,313 --> 01:07:41,315
Forget the deal.
You keep the money.

1235
01:07:41,348 --> 01:07:43,084
You need it a lot
more than I do.

1236
01:07:43,117 --> 01:07:44,518
Good luck.

1237
01:08:14,448 --> 01:08:15,950
You think he
will be surprised?

1238
01:08:16,050 --> 01:08:18,819
He has no idea.

1239
01:08:18,853 --> 01:08:21,055
He thinks I don't even know
when his birthday is.

1240
01:08:21,055 --> 01:08:22,723
<i>The other day when</i>
<i>I walked home from work</i>

1241
01:08:22,757 --> 01:08:24,759
<i>I had a sudden</i>
<i>call of nature.</i>

1242
01:08:24,792 --> 01:08:26,660
<i>I dropped into the nearest</i>
<i>possible pit stop</i>

1243
01:08:26,694 --> 01:08:29,663
<i>theMañanarestaurant.</i>

1244
01:08:29,697 --> 01:08:32,133
<i>When I walked out of the loo,</i>
<i>the waiter presented me</i>

1245
01:08:32,166 --> 01:08:35,970
<i>with a first class margarita</i>
<i>and a plate of hors</i>
<i>d'oeuvres.</i>

1246
01:08:36,070 --> 01:08:37,538
<i>When I explained I didn't</i>
<i>have the cash to pay for</i>
<i>them,</i>

1247
01:08:37,571 --> 01:08:38,806
That's the same jerk
we saw in the restaurant.

1248
01:08:38,839 --> 01:08:40,808
<i>he said, "Don't worry.</i>
<i>It's on the house."</i>

1249
01:08:40,841 --> 01:08:43,778
<i>Three starsMañana.It's not</i>
<i>often you find a place</i>

1250
01:08:43,811 --> 01:08:46,080
<i>where you can</i>
<i>empty the old bladder</i>

1251
01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:49,650
<i>and on the same spot get a</i>
<i>refill free and on the</i>
<i>house.</i>

1252
01:08:49,683 --> 01:08:53,487
<i>I wanted to introduce this</i>
<i>waiter, Carlos Muñoz,</i>

1253
01:08:53,521 --> 01:08:55,523
<i>but unfortunately,</i>
<i>he's gone walkabout</i>
<i>over the last two days.</i>

1254
01:08:55,556 --> 01:08:57,892
<i>But all is not lost.</i>

1255
01:08:57,925 --> 01:09:00,795
<i>One of his mates at the</i>
<i>restaurant had this to say.</i>

1256
01:09:00,828 --> 01:09:04,665
<i>Carlos, Carlos, if you're out</i>
<i>there, I really need you.</i>

1257
01:09:04,699 --> 01:09:05,900
<i>I really need you to keep</i>
<i>the restaurant going.</i>

1258
01:09:05,933 --> 01:09:07,635
<i>Please.</i>

1259
01:09:07,668 --> 01:09:09,437
<i>Please, Carlos,</i>
<i>come back. I'm sorry.</i>

1260
01:09:09,470 --> 01:09:10,805
<i>I'm sorry. Please.</i>

1261
01:09:10,838 --> 01:09:12,873
<i>[crying]</i>

1262
01:09:12,907 --> 01:09:14,575
<i>Well...</i>

1263
01:09:17,378 --> 01:09:18,112
<i>What was Carlos Muñoz</i>
<i>doing there?</i>

1264
01:09:18,145 --> 01:09:20,214
<i>Being nice. That's what.</i>

1265
01:09:20,247 --> 01:09:22,283
<i>If you go toMañana,</i>
say, <i>"G'day" to Carlos</i>

1266
01:09:22,316 --> 01:09:23,551
<i>when he gets back.</i>

1267
01:09:23,584 --> 01:09:25,619
<i>He's worth it.</i>
<i>This is Gary...</i>

1268
01:09:25,653 --> 01:09:26,787
<i>Allez, allez,Alex.</i>
Don't forget Bruce's party.

1269
01:09:26,821 --> 01:09:28,389
<i>...don't forget,</i>
<i>it pays to be nice.</i>

1270
01:09:28,422 --> 01:09:29,256
<i>Over to you, Tony.</i>

1271
01:09:32,827 --> 01:09:34,395
Alex, what's the matter?
What's wrong?

1272
01:09:49,243 --> 01:09:49,977
That'll be all, gentlemen.

1273
01:09:59,453 --> 01:10:01,188
Your father's
right in here, Miss.

1274
01:10:01,222 --> 01:10:02,690
Thanks.

1275
01:10:02,723 --> 01:10:04,992
Well, Alexandra.

1276
01:10:05,026 --> 01:10:07,328
And to what do I owe the
pleasure of this
unexpected visit?

1277
01:10:07,361 --> 01:10:09,230
Well, I was just
in the neighborhood

1278
01:10:09,263 --> 01:10:11,399
and I thought I would
stop by and see
how you were doing.

1279
01:10:13,167 --> 01:10:14,402
Very thoughtful.

1280
01:10:16,570 --> 01:10:18,039
So, how are you doing?

1281
01:10:18,072 --> 01:10:18,839
Never better.

1282
01:10:18,873 --> 01:10:19,974
And you?

1283
01:10:21,409 --> 01:10:23,210
I'm great.

1284
01:10:23,244 --> 01:10:24,412
Everything is great.

1285
01:10:25,913 --> 01:10:27,081
That bad, eh?

1286
01:10:27,114 --> 01:10:28,716
No, it's fine.
Really.

1287
01:10:30,351 --> 01:10:31,318
How's Carlos?

1288
01:10:33,154 --> 01:10:35,656
Carlos...

1289
01:10:35,690 --> 01:10:38,392
As a matter of fact,
that didn't work out.

1290
01:10:38,426 --> 01:10:41,195
Pity. Nice chap.

1291
01:10:41,228 --> 01:10:44,031
Your mother will be
disappointed.

1292
01:10:44,065 --> 01:10:46,133
Are you 100 percent set on
marrying this Bruce character?

1293
01:10:46,167 --> 01:10:48,169
Yes, I am.

1294
01:10:48,202 --> 01:10:49,236
Then what's wrong?

1295
01:10:49,270 --> 01:10:50,438
Nothing.

1296
01:10:53,040 --> 01:10:54,408
Now you're set on marrying him,

1297
01:10:54,442 --> 01:10:55,710
you're having
second thoughts, aren't you?

1298
01:10:55,743 --> 01:10:57,745
No, not at all.

1299
01:10:57,778 --> 01:10:58,546
Well...

1300
01:11:01,082 --> 01:11:04,485
You know how I feel about him.

1301
01:11:04,518 --> 01:11:09,990
And as your father Alexandra,
just your plain, old dad,

1302
01:11:10,091 --> 01:11:11,759
if you ever want to change
your mind, it's not too late.

1303
01:11:24,772 --> 01:11:28,909
I haven't seen you cry like this
since you were a little girl.

1304
01:11:28,943 --> 01:11:31,846
It's just everything
all at once.

1305
01:11:48,562 --> 01:11:51,365
I've been like a kid.
Like a rebellious teenager.

1306
01:11:54,035 --> 01:11:56,570
I just wanted to beat
you at something, you know?

1307
01:11:56,604 --> 01:11:59,740
Make you say yes,
when I knew you'd say, no.

1308
01:12:02,610 --> 01:12:05,579
I'm sorry.

1309
01:12:05,613 --> 01:12:09,717
I had no idea things were
so bad between you and me.

1310
01:12:09,750 --> 01:12:12,887
I'm really very
sorry about that.

1311
01:12:18,993 --> 01:12:22,396
I don't remember the last time
you said, "I'm sorry."

1312
01:12:22,430 --> 01:12:24,331
I don't remember
the last time I was wrong.

1313
01:12:34,108 --> 01:12:35,810
I don't think I want to spend
the rest of my life with Bruce.

1314
01:12:37,545 --> 01:12:39,380
Would you like me
to talk to him?

1315
01:12:39,413 --> 01:12:41,415
Let him down gently.

1316
01:12:44,852 --> 01:12:47,621
No, this time I'm
going to clean up my own mess.

1317
01:12:51,425 --> 01:12:53,928
I'm throwing him
a surprise party tonight

1318
01:12:53,961 --> 01:12:56,497
but afterwards...

1319
01:13:05,072 --> 01:13:06,273
You're a love.

1320
01:13:09,076 --> 01:13:12,446
Oh, Alex, just a second.

1321
01:13:14,215 --> 01:13:15,516
Collins, still out there?

1322
01:13:15,549 --> 01:13:16,884
<i>Yes, Sir Ian.</i>

1323
01:13:16,917 --> 01:13:17,752
Have him bring
that envelope please.

1324
01:13:17,785 --> 01:13:19,887
Thank you.

1325
01:13:19,920 --> 01:13:23,724
Mr. Collins is a photographer.
He took some snapshots for me.

1326
01:13:23,758 --> 01:13:25,760
Thank you, Collins. You'll be
quite interested in these, dear.

1327
01:13:25,793 --> 01:13:26,761
What are they?

1328
01:13:26,794 --> 01:13:27,962
Fish.

1329
01:13:27,995 --> 01:13:30,264
Fish?

1330
01:13:30,297 --> 01:13:32,533
Most unusual fish.

1331
01:13:38,906 --> 01:13:40,474
[all] Surprise.

1332
01:13:43,711 --> 01:13:46,380
You little devil.
You remembered.

1333
01:13:46,414 --> 01:13:47,782
Oh, you haven't seen
anything yet.

1334
01:13:49,784 --> 01:13:50,885
Happy Birthday.

1335
01:13:50,918 --> 01:13:53,521
[party chatter]

1336
01:13:58,125 --> 01:14:00,361
Ok, attention everyone.

1337
01:14:00,394 --> 01:14:03,664
We have a special event.

1338
01:14:03,698 --> 01:14:06,534
Everyone find a seat on the
floor, doesn't matter where.

1339
01:14:06,567 --> 01:14:10,271
And Bruce, darling.
Right here. Place of honor.

1340
01:14:13,074 --> 01:14:15,376
Drink for you.

1341
01:14:15,409 --> 01:14:18,479
You know, I was thinking.

1342
01:14:18,512 --> 01:14:21,148
What does one give to a man
who has everything?

1343
01:14:21,182 --> 01:14:22,183
[man] A shot of penicillin?

1344
01:14:22,216 --> 01:14:23,451
[all laugh]

1345
01:14:23,484 --> 01:14:26,153
[man] Good one.

1346
01:14:26,187 --> 01:14:29,523
So, I've prepared a little
history of our time together.

1347
01:14:31,759 --> 01:14:33,427
Dominique, would you
get the lights please?

1348
01:14:39,166 --> 01:14:41,302
Gstaad, where we first met.

1349
01:14:44,004 --> 01:14:45,873
[Alex] Love at first sight.

1350
01:14:45,906 --> 01:14:47,441
Our first date.

1351
01:14:50,177 --> 01:14:53,414
Bruce, always the salesman.

1352
01:14:53,447 --> 01:14:54,582
Four X would be proud.

1353
01:15:00,054 --> 01:15:01,455
[man] Uh oh, busted.

1354
01:15:06,394 --> 01:15:09,463
A real man's man.

1355
01:15:18,606 --> 01:15:21,308
I don't know where this is,
must have been another holiday.

1356
01:15:23,077 --> 01:15:25,146
Where is this?

1357
01:15:25,179 --> 01:15:26,280
Dominique, I don't remember when
you came on holiday with us.

1358
01:15:26,313 --> 01:15:26,981
When was that?

1359
01:15:32,887 --> 01:15:35,456
Where is this?

1360
01:15:35,489 --> 01:15:37,525
I don't even
remember being there.

1361
01:15:56,277 --> 01:15:58,379
What's this?

1362
01:15:58,412 --> 01:16:03,551
This is my best friend
and my fiancée.

1363
01:16:03,584 --> 01:16:07,221
And she's leaving his room,
putting her clothes on.

1364
01:16:07,254 --> 01:16:08,956
I'm shocked.

1365
01:16:13,761 --> 01:16:15,696
And, how did
Carlos get here?

1366
01:16:22,470 --> 01:16:26,540
Ooh. Carlos must have made
Bruce very mad.

1367
01:16:26,574 --> 01:16:28,142
Darling, let me explain...

1368
01:16:28,175 --> 01:16:31,479
There's no need to explain.

1369
01:16:31,512 --> 01:16:33,447
A picture is worth
a thousand words.

1370
01:16:37,685 --> 01:16:39,754
I think we've seen enough.

1371
01:16:39,787 --> 01:16:40,554
Lights.

1372
01:16:43,991 --> 01:16:46,761
Dominique, leaving so soon?

1373
01:16:46,794 --> 01:16:48,229
You haven't even had any
cake yet.

1374
01:16:51,999 --> 01:16:54,168
Good, isn't it?

1375
01:16:54,201 --> 01:16:55,603
Alex, possum, let me explain.

1376
01:16:58,572 --> 01:17:01,342
That's for Carlos.

1377
01:17:01,375 --> 01:17:03,277
Well, goodnight everyone.

1378
01:17:03,310 --> 01:17:05,713
I had a wonderful time.

1379
01:17:12,586 --> 01:17:15,556
Sydney to Los Angeles, one-way?

1380
01:17:15,589 --> 01:17:16,290
Yeah.

1381
01:17:43,584 --> 01:17:45,786
[angry crowd noise]

1382
01:17:45,820 --> 01:17:47,455
Me bladder's killing me.
I need to take a leak.

1383
01:17:50,758 --> 01:17:51,692
Where do we get the free beer?

1384
01:17:54,095 --> 01:17:55,796
It's been a nightmare.

1385
01:17:55,830 --> 01:17:57,131
Ever since that news clip
came on,

1386
01:17:57,164 --> 01:17:59,133
I've been mobbed by freeloaders.

1387
01:17:59,166 --> 01:17:59,867
We're worse off than before.

1388
01:17:59,900 --> 01:18:01,535
Oh, Carlos!

1389
01:18:01,569 --> 01:18:04,605
Where is he?
Where is he?

1390
01:18:04,638 --> 01:18:07,408
Vanished into thin air
right when I needed him most.

1391
01:18:07,441 --> 01:18:09,944
Señorita, help me, please.

1392
01:18:10,044 --> 01:18:13,914
Look at this mob. All they want
is the loo and free drinks.

1393
01:18:13,948 --> 01:18:15,883
Wayne, Wayne!
It's OK.

1394
01:18:15,916 --> 01:18:17,752
We'll find him.

1395
01:18:17,785 --> 01:18:21,622
Now, where do you think
he could have gone?

1396
01:18:21,655 --> 01:18:23,424
For all I know, he's probably
half-way to Mexico by now.

1397
01:18:31,098 --> 01:18:34,802
Flight 101 leaves Sydney
airport in 40 minutes.

1398
01:18:34,835 --> 01:18:35,736
Thanks.

1399
01:18:37,972 --> 01:18:40,307
[up-tempo music]

1400
01:19:43,637 --> 01:19:45,806
<i>Attention all passengers,</i>

1401
01:19:45,840 --> 01:19:48,409
<i>Flight 101 for Los Angeles</i>
<i>now boarding at gate eight</i>

1402
01:20:13,167 --> 01:20:15,836
Has flight 101 left yet?

1403
01:20:15,870 --> 01:20:17,671
That's it just
taxiing out to the runway.

1404
01:20:17,705 --> 01:20:19,306
Well, you have to stop it.

1405
01:20:19,340 --> 01:20:20,674
Sorry madam, I can't do that.

1406
01:20:22,143 --> 01:20:22,910
Sorry.

1407
01:20:58,479 --> 01:20:59,580
Hello, darling.

1408
01:21:02,416 --> 01:21:04,085
What are you doing here?

1409
01:21:04,118 --> 01:21:06,654
Same thing you are.

1410
01:21:06,687 --> 01:21:09,090
Don't want him
to leave either.

1411
01:21:09,090 --> 01:21:11,492
It's too late anyway.
Plane's already pulling away.

1412
01:21:22,770 --> 01:21:24,004
I want you to stop that plane.

1413
01:21:24,105 --> 01:21:25,005
Right, governor.

1414
01:21:29,110 --> 01:21:30,845
It's alright, Dad.

1415
01:21:30,878 --> 01:21:32,413
I guess it just
wasn't meant to be.

1416
01:21:32,446 --> 01:21:33,614
We'll see about that.

1417
01:21:40,021 --> 01:21:41,122
<i>Quantas Airlines.</i>

1418
01:21:41,155 --> 01:21:42,523
I want to talk to the Chairman.

1419
01:21:42,556 --> 01:21:44,125
<i>Just a second,</i>
<i>I'll connect you.</i>

1420
01:21:44,125 --> 01:21:46,193
<i>Mr. Adams' office.</i>

1421
01:21:46,227 --> 01:21:47,828
I would like to speak
with Mr. Adams.

1422
01:21:47,862 --> 01:21:50,231
<i>I'm sorry, sir.</i>
<i>He's in a meeting.</i>

1423
01:21:50,264 --> 01:21:51,399
Yes, tell him
Mr. Ian Hobart's here.

1424
01:21:53,300 --> 01:21:55,603
Sam, hi.

1425
01:21:55,636 --> 01:21:57,505
Yes.

1426
01:21:57,538 --> 01:21:59,140
We have a flight.

1427
01:21:59,173 --> 01:22:00,641
101.

1428
01:22:02,343 --> 01:22:03,544
Bring it back, could you?

1429
01:22:10,084 --> 01:22:12,486
I'm very rich.

1430
01:22:36,677 --> 01:22:39,113
The guy at the counter said
the ticket was cool.

1431
01:22:39,113 --> 01:22:41,449
He said it was
OK to go back to L.A., man.

1432
01:22:41,482 --> 01:22:43,250
I don't know what's the problem.

1433
01:22:43,284 --> 01:22:45,252
Was it the smoke detector?

1434
01:22:45,286 --> 01:22:47,488
I just opened the door and the
smoke detector went off, man.

1435
01:23:15,649 --> 01:23:18,753
<i>* Mañana</i>

1436
01:23:18,786 --> 01:23:22,323
<i>* Mañana is good</i>
<i>enough for me *</i>

1437
01:23:22,356 --> 01:23:24,091
Everybody.

1438
01:23:24,091 --> 01:23:28,763
<i>* Mañana Mañana</i>

1439
01:23:28,796 --> 01:23:30,564
Here you go. Margaritas just
the way you like them, Father,

1440
01:23:30,598 --> 01:23:32,266
with plenty of salt on the rim.

1441
01:23:32,299 --> 01:23:33,367
And, don't forget my beans.

1442
01:23:33,401 --> 01:23:35,136
I love those <i>refritas.</i>

1443
01:23:35,169 --> 01:23:36,303
Hey, you're learning.

1444
01:23:36,337 --> 01:23:38,939
To our new partner, Sir Ian.

1445
01:23:38,973 --> 01:23:41,275
May all your <i>Mañanas</i>
be successful.

1446
01:23:41,308 --> 01:23:44,445
We'll have a chain of them.

1447
01:23:44,478 --> 01:23:47,782
Lady Irene, I here you're
quite a singer.

1448
01:23:47,815 --> 01:23:49,483
Come on.

1449
01:24:14,075 --> 01:24:15,309
Carlos,

1450
01:24:15,342 --> 01:24:17,478
from me to you.

1451
01:24:21,148 --> 01:24:23,484
Mexicans,
ha-ha!

1452
01:24:34,161 --> 01:24:39,166
<i>* Mañana Mañana</i>

1453
01:24:39,200 --> 01:24:43,671
<i>* Mañana is good</i>
<i>enough for me *</i>

1454
01:24:43,704 --> 01:24:49,443
<i>* Mañana Mañana</i>

1455
01:24:49,477 --> 01:24:54,949
<i>* Mañana is good</i>
<i>enough for me *</i>

1456
01:24:54,982 --> 01:24:59,120
<i>* The window she is broken</i>
<i>And the rain is coming in *</i>

1457
01:24:59,153 --> 01:25:04,291
<i>* If someone doesn't fix it,</i>
<i>I'll be soaking to my skin *</i>

1458
01:25:04,325 --> 01:25:08,929
<i>* But if I wait a day or two</i>
<i>the rain may go away *</i>

1459
01:25:08,963 --> 01:25:13,634
<i>* And we don't need the</i>
<i>window on such a sunny day *</i>

1460
01:25:13,667 --> 01:25:18,939
<i>* Mañana Mañana</i>

1461
01:25:18,973 --> 01:25:23,444
<i>* Mañana is good</i>
<i>enough for me. *</i>

1462
01:25:23,477 --> 01:25:28,916
<i>* Mañana Mañana</i>

1463
01:25:28,949 --> 01:25:34,488
<i>* Mañana is good</i>
<i>enough for me *</i>