1 00:00:01,210 --> 00:00:03,003 (TRIBAL MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:33,158 Honey, I'm home! 3 00:00:33,242 --> 00:00:35,244 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 4 00:00:56,890 --> 00:01:00,102 EARL: There are many customs which The Sacred Book Of Dinosaur 5 00:01:00,185 --> 00:01:05,566 commands us to obey. But none is as important as the howling. 6 00:01:06,525 --> 00:01:09,945 Each month, on the evening of the full moon, 7 00:01:10,028 --> 00:01:14,616 every male dinosaur who has come of age climbs to the top of the mountain 8 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:17,494 -and howls his mightiest howl. -(DINOSAURS HOWLING) 9 00:01:17,578 --> 00:01:19,162 ROBBIE: Why? EARL: Why what? 10 00:01:19,246 --> 00:01:20,664 -ROBBIE: Why do we do this? -(DINOSAURS HOWL) 11 00:01:20,747 --> 00:01:22,666 EARL: We've been doing it for a million years. 12 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:24,168 ROBBIE: Why? EARL: It is written 13 00:01:24,251 --> 00:01:26,170 in The Sacred Book Of Dinosaur. 14 00:01:26,253 --> 00:01:29,298 ROBBIE: Well, who wrote it there? EARL: Some sacred guy. 15 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:33,552 I don't know, Dad. I just don't see it. 16 00:01:33,635 --> 00:01:35,387 I mean, what does this have to do with my life? 17 00:01:35,470 --> 00:01:38,807 Well, it says right here, "Only by the howling 18 00:01:38,891 --> 00:01:40,517 "do we defeat the dark spirit 19 00:01:40,642 --> 00:01:43,478 "which would turn dinosaur against dinosaur 20 00:01:43,562 --> 00:01:47,399 -"and bring an end to our days on Earth." -And you buy that? 21 00:01:47,482 --> 00:01:50,194 Hey, this book's been around a million years and you've been around, 22 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:53,739 what, 15 years? Guess who wins. 23 00:01:53,822 --> 00:01:56,617 Uh, but it just doesn't make sense, Dad. Today I'm just a kid, 24 00:01:56,700 --> 00:01:59,286 but tomorrow I climb up the mountain and yell at the moon, 25 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:01,914 and that makes me a grown-up? Why? 26 00:02:01,997 --> 00:02:04,499 Because your mother sent out a 150 invitations 27 00:02:04,583 --> 00:02:08,003 and we got a dead rhino and 10 tons of potato salad downstairs. 28 00:02:08,086 --> 00:02:10,047 -So tomorrow night you're gonna scamper... -(SIGHS) 29 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:13,675 ...your scaly butt up that hill and howl like a banshee. 30 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:17,888 Uh... (HOWLING WEAKLY) 31 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:19,598 You haven't been practicing. 32 00:02:19,681 --> 00:02:22,226 Have you been using those eight-track tapes I got you? 33 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:25,729 -Oh, all the time, Dad. -Look, Robbie. I'm going downstairs, 34 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:28,607 and I don't want to hear any silence coming out of this room. 35 00:02:28,690 --> 00:02:29,900 All right. 36 00:02:30,734 --> 00:02:33,820 (SIGHS) Oh, boy. 37 00:02:40,244 --> 00:02:42,287 MALE VOICE: (ON TAPE) Howling at the Moon. 38 00:02:42,371 --> 00:02:45,207 -Tape one, Howling for Beginners. -(SIGHS) 39 00:02:45,290 --> 00:02:47,960 -Let's start with this simple phrase... -Okay. 40 00:02:48,126 --> 00:02:50,963 -Awoo. -A... Awoo. 41 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:53,340 -Very good. -Thanks. (CLEARS THROAT) 42 00:02:53,423 --> 00:02:55,717 Now, try again, with more expression. 43 00:02:55,801 --> 00:03:01,390 -(YELLING) Awoo! -Awoo-oo... (SIGHS) 44 00:03:02,933 --> 00:03:03,934 Very good. 45 00:03:06,311 --> 00:03:08,605 Well, we can't broil it... 46 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:13,235 $4.95 a ton, and it isn't even disemboweled yet. 47 00:03:14,069 --> 00:03:17,072 -I'm not cleaning this. -What do you think, Mom? 48 00:03:17,281 --> 00:03:18,949 Twenty-eight hours at 350? 49 00:03:20,284 --> 00:03:21,994 Oh. Are you dead? 50 00:03:23,453 --> 00:03:24,663 Hello! 51 00:03:24,746 --> 00:03:27,416 In my day it was a solemn occasion. 52 00:03:27,499 --> 00:03:30,711 We didn't have all this fanfare and rhinoceros. 53 00:03:30,794 --> 00:03:34,256 -"Mr. and Mrs. Earl Sinclair..." -And Baby. 54 00:03:34,339 --> 00:03:37,718 -"...cordially invite you to join them..." -And Baby. 55 00:03:37,801 --> 00:03:43,765 "...as their son, Robert Mark Sinclair is called up the mountain for his howling, 56 00:03:43,849 --> 00:03:48,812 "with reception to follow." (WAILS) Oh, my little baby! 57 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:51,190 -(BOTH CRY) -Hey, I'm your little baby. 58 00:03:51,273 --> 00:03:54,401 -(BOTH CRY) -I'm your little baby. 59 00:03:56,028 --> 00:03:57,696 (WHINES) 60 00:03:57,779 --> 00:03:59,781 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 61 00:04:15,005 --> 00:04:19,051 -(GASPS, LAUGHS) -(MIMICKING GUITAR PLAYING) 62 00:04:19,218 --> 00:04:20,552 -Hello. -Hey! Hey! Hey! 63 00:04:20,636 --> 00:04:23,013 -Practicing hard? -Out of my room, Charlene. 64 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:24,806 -Oh, come on, let's hear one. -No. 65 00:04:24,890 --> 00:04:27,100 -Why not? -Because I said no. 66 00:04:27,184 --> 00:04:29,311 -Because you have a wussy howl. -I do not. 67 00:04:29,394 --> 00:04:32,189 -Wussy howl! -How'd you like me to bite your head off? 68 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:36,360 -Oh, I'm so scared, Mr. Big Adult Male. -Oh. Oh, yeah? Well, check this out. 69 00:04:38,487 --> 00:04:42,032 -(HOWLS WEAKLY) -Hmm. 70 00:04:42,199 --> 00:04:45,160 -(PANTS) -You gotta commit to it, Rob. 71 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:47,579 I can't commit to it because I don't get it. 72 00:04:47,746 --> 00:04:49,748 I can only commit to things that make sense to me. 73 00:04:49,831 --> 00:04:52,251 -Oh, give me a break. -Hey, a dinosaur's howl is 74 00:04:52,334 --> 00:04:54,962 a very personal thing. You can't just howl your mightiest howl 75 00:04:55,045 --> 00:04:57,548 -for no good reason. -Oh. (CLEARS THROAT) 76 00:04:57,631 --> 00:05:01,260 (HOWLS POWERFULLY) 77 00:05:05,764 --> 00:05:08,058 -That's my boy. -(HOWLING CONTINUES) 78 00:05:11,603 --> 00:05:14,106 (BOTH GRUNTING) 79 00:05:15,190 --> 00:05:16,316 ROY: Oh, yeah! 80 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:17,985 -ALL: Yeah! -Yeah! That's lunch. 81 00:05:18,110 --> 00:05:21,488 -(CHUCKLES) Oh, boy. -Well, pally boy, 82 00:05:21,572 --> 00:05:26,827 seems like only yesterday little Robbie shed his first skin. (LAUGHS) 83 00:05:26,910 --> 00:05:29,037 It's hard to believe he's going up the hill tonight. 84 00:05:29,121 --> 00:05:31,665 Yeah! Wait till you hear the howl on this kid. 85 00:05:31,748 --> 00:05:33,417 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 86 00:05:33,542 --> 00:05:37,004 Hey, uh... Hey, Roy, there's something I got to ask you. 87 00:05:37,087 --> 00:05:38,505 -Yeah. -I guess it's not a secret 88 00:05:38,589 --> 00:05:42,426 -that you are my best and all that. -Yeah, back at ya, pally boy. 89 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:44,761 And well, you know, tonight, up on the hill, 90 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:48,390 Robbie's gonna need someone special to present him at his first howling. 91 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:51,101 -Yeah. -Well, Roy, you wanna do it? 92 00:05:51,476 --> 00:05:52,603 (BURPS) 93 00:05:53,187 --> 00:05:57,482 Oh, I'm visibly moved. Pally boy, this is such an honor 94 00:05:57,566 --> 00:06:00,152 -that words escape me. -Roy, can you hold that in a bit? 95 00:06:00,235 --> 00:06:03,280 No, the feelings are just pouring out because you picked me. 96 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:06,491 -Do you have to that? -Now, you've known me a long time. 97 00:06:06,575 --> 00:06:09,244 You know I don't usually go in for that sensitivity stuff, 98 00:06:09,328 --> 00:06:12,122 -but at the risk of starting a rumor... -(GROANS) 99 00:06:12,247 --> 00:06:16,460 ...I, uh... I feel very close to you right now. 100 00:06:17,336 --> 00:06:20,005 -Please don't say anymore. -Huh? 101 00:06:20,088 --> 00:06:23,425 You're disgusting me with the way you chew with your mouth open. 102 00:06:23,592 --> 00:06:26,094 -Huh? -I'm telling you I can see your lunch. 103 00:06:26,261 --> 00:06:27,846 And your lunch can see me. 104 00:06:28,222 --> 00:06:30,098 -ROY: Nah. -How you doing? 105 00:06:30,182 --> 00:06:32,726 -Will you tell him it's disgusting? -Hey, listen, listen. 106 00:06:32,809 --> 00:06:35,854 I hate to be critical, but I'm gonna have to agree, and let me tell you, 107 00:06:35,938 --> 00:06:39,107 you got one major plaque build-up back here. 108 00:06:39,191 --> 00:06:42,236 -Yeah? -Oh, jeez. Swallow it, spit it out, 109 00:06:42,319 --> 00:06:43,820 -do something. -SHREW: Yeah, make up your mind. 110 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:47,574 -(SPITS) -SHREW: Whoa! Man, do I need a shower! 111 00:06:47,991 --> 00:06:52,621 Earl, you've hurt my feelings and embarrassed me in front of my lunch. 112 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:55,749 Would it be so hard to close your mouth while you're eating? 113 00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:58,752 Would it be so hard to close your eyes while I'm eating? 114 00:06:58,836 --> 00:07:01,547 Just get your open mouth out of my line of vision. 115 00:07:01,630 --> 00:07:03,549 -Well, shut your eyes. -Shut your head! 116 00:07:03,715 --> 00:07:05,467 -Shut your eyes! -Shut your head! 117 00:07:05,551 --> 00:07:10,931 Earl, hey, hey. Hey, there, pally boy, this is not a time for petty bickering, 118 00:07:11,014 --> 00:07:13,475 with young Robbie boy going up the hill tonight. 119 00:07:14,059 --> 00:07:17,187 Yeah, you're right. I don't know what I was thinking. 120 00:07:17,271 --> 00:07:20,691 -So, see you tonight at 7:00, huh? -Make it a quarter to 7:00. 121 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:22,067 You're always late. 122 00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:26,071 And wear something nice. 123 00:07:26,989 --> 00:07:29,241 Hey, you don't like the way I dress? 124 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:36,331 (FRAN HUMMING) 125 00:07:39,710 --> 00:07:44,214 -Oh. This one for me? -No, no, dear, that's not for you. 126 00:07:44,298 --> 00:07:47,259 -Ooh, this for me. -No, no, dear, all of these 127 00:07:47,342 --> 00:07:50,345 are Robbie's howling gifts. None of these are for you. 128 00:07:50,429 --> 00:07:51,930 Ooh! This for me. 129 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:55,601 Fran, I'm home, I'm hungry, and I hate everything. 130 00:07:55,684 --> 00:07:58,187 -Not the Mama. -Ah, neither are you. 131 00:07:58,270 --> 00:08:01,190 -(LAUGHS) -Robbie got lots of new gifts today. 132 00:08:01,273 --> 00:08:04,651 Ooh! More $4 pen and pencil sets? 133 00:08:04,735 --> 00:08:08,030 -Big whoop! -Earl, it's traditional. 134 00:08:08,113 --> 00:08:12,701 It's cheap. You'd think, on this, the most important night of my son's life, 135 00:08:12,784 --> 00:08:16,330 my friends could do a little better than a lousy pen and pencil set. 136 00:08:16,413 --> 00:08:19,750 -Is something bothering you, Earl? -Bothering me? No. 137 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:21,418 After 27 years of friendship, 138 00:08:21,502 --> 00:08:24,671 you'd think I could tell a guy he eats like a pig and dresses like a slob, 139 00:08:24,755 --> 00:08:26,548 without him getting all uppity about it. 140 00:08:26,632 --> 00:08:31,011 Oh, I don't, not gonna let it bother me. I got a family that loves me, 141 00:08:31,094 --> 00:08:32,679 and that is what's important. 142 00:08:33,430 --> 00:08:35,557 -Who do you love? -Mama. 143 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:39,645 -(GROANS) Who do you love second best? -Mama. 144 00:08:39,728 --> 00:08:43,482 All right, who is talking to you right now? 145 00:08:43,565 --> 00:08:47,903 -Not the Mama. -Duh! I'm going upstairs. 146 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:53,867 Ma, is it me, or is Daddy in, like, a really bad mood? 147 00:08:53,951 --> 00:08:57,246 No, your father just gets cranky like this before howling. 148 00:08:57,371 --> 00:09:03,502 They all do, every month. It's pre-howling syndrome... P.H.S. 149 00:09:04,670 --> 00:09:08,549 I'm so glad I'm a girl, huh. La-la. 150 00:09:09,967 --> 00:09:11,802 MALE VOICE: (ON TAPE) Congratulations. 151 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:13,762 You are now ready to howl with confidence... 152 00:09:13,846 --> 00:09:15,681 -(SIGHS) -...knowing that you will not only make 153 00:09:15,764 --> 00:09:18,267 your family proud, but keep our civilization 154 00:09:18,350 --> 00:09:22,020 -from coming to an end. -(HOWLS WEAKLY) 155 00:09:22,104 --> 00:09:24,773 (COUGHS, HOWLS WEAKLY) 156 00:09:24,940 --> 00:09:27,109 Oh, God. Who am I kidding? 157 00:09:27,776 --> 00:09:32,406 -Okay, kid, it's showtime. (CHUCKLES) -Dad, I got a real problem with this. 158 00:09:32,573 --> 00:09:36,451 Hey, my little howler is nervous? Come here. 159 00:09:36,535 --> 00:09:39,413 -What are you gonna do? -I'm gonna tell you a little something 160 00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:43,250 that my sweet, old dad told me just before I went up the hill. 161 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:45,794 -Great. -I remember he said, 162 00:09:45,961 --> 00:09:49,882 -"Earl, unlock that bathroom door." -Huh? 163 00:09:49,965 --> 00:09:53,677 Of course that doesn't apply here, but you get the gist. 164 00:09:53,844 --> 00:09:55,179 Uh, yeah. 165 00:09:56,013 --> 00:09:57,639 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 166 00:09:58,724 --> 00:10:00,767 ROBBIE: Dad, we gotta talk about this. 167 00:10:02,144 --> 00:10:05,314 No, no, no. First we all howl, then we all talk. 168 00:10:05,397 --> 00:10:07,733 We've been doing it that way for a million years. 169 00:10:07,816 --> 00:10:09,193 -Guys, come on. -Stop it. 170 00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:12,029 -Come on. You think so? Come on. -Hey, guys! 171 00:10:12,321 --> 00:10:14,656 -ALL: Hi. Yeah. -Yeah. Hi. 172 00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:17,618 Yeah, yeah. Let's howl and get on to the settlement of grievances. 173 00:10:17,701 --> 00:10:21,705 Good. 'Cause I want an apology for that Turtlehead remark. 174 00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:23,498 -Hmm? Hmm? -No way. 175 00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:25,542 -Hi, there, Robbie. -Hi. 176 00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:28,545 Ah, here's just a little something to help usher you 177 00:10:28,629 --> 00:10:30,756 -into adult malehood. -Oh, wow! 178 00:10:31,423 --> 00:10:32,674 Huh? 179 00:10:34,259 --> 00:10:39,223 Well, lookie here. A pen and pencil set from my oldest and dearest friend. 180 00:10:39,348 --> 00:10:42,684 What a wonderful, highly original, well-thought-out gift. 181 00:10:42,768 --> 00:10:45,729 Ah, thank you. (CLEARS THROAT) Well... 182 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:50,275 Tonight is a very special night for a young dinosaur I've known 183 00:10:50,359 --> 00:10:51,777 -for many years. -Yeah, that's fine. 184 00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:54,029 -I'll take it from here. -Well, I thought you wanted me 185 00:10:54,112 --> 00:10:56,782 -to introduce the little guy. -I changed my mind. 186 00:10:56,949 --> 00:10:59,076 -Jeez! -All right. 187 00:10:59,243 --> 00:11:01,411 Everybody, you know my son, Robbie. 188 00:11:01,703 --> 00:11:04,081 -ALL: Yeah. -Robbie, there's the moon. Hit it. 189 00:11:04,373 --> 00:11:05,415 Um... 190 00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:11,296 I, uh... I've been giving this a lot of thought, and... 191 00:11:11,380 --> 00:11:13,173 And this howling thing... 192 00:11:14,675 --> 00:11:18,762 -Well, I... I don't believe in it. -(ALL GASP) 193 00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:20,472 (GASPS) Robbie... 194 00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:24,810 -Everybody's looking. -I mean, think about it logically. 195 00:11:24,893 --> 00:11:27,813 The book says, "Dinosaur will turn against dinosaur, 196 00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:31,191 "and bring an end to our days on Earth." Now, how would not howling 197 00:11:31,275 --> 00:11:33,402 at the moon bring end to our days on Earth? 198 00:11:33,485 --> 00:11:35,445 Because if you don't howl, I'll kill you. 199 00:11:35,904 --> 00:11:39,449 -What could possibly happen? -Earthquake. 200 00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:40,951 -Flood. -Plagues. 201 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:44,997 This isn't the dark ages, this is 60 million B.C. 202 00:11:45,122 --> 00:11:47,374 Now, why don't we try not howling one time? 203 00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:49,209 Nothing's gonna happen. 204 00:11:53,005 --> 00:11:54,256 -(GASPS) -Look! 205 00:11:54,423 --> 00:11:55,674 EARL: What? ROBBIE: Huh? 206 00:11:57,301 --> 00:11:59,511 ROY: Where's the moon? Where did it go? 207 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:04,433 -It's gone. -It's the end of the world! 208 00:12:05,309 --> 00:12:08,228 -(ALL SCREAM) -ROY: Wait! Wait! 209 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:12,983 ROY: Hang on! Wait! Wait a second! Wait! EARL: Oh, Robbie! 210 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,704 (CHARLENE WHIMPERS) 211 00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:30,334 -(RUMBLING) -Do you hear something? 212 00:12:30,501 --> 00:12:34,296 -No. What? -Shh! A low rumbling. 213 00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:35,839 -Huh? -Like the Earth is getting ready 214 00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:37,674 to open up and swallow us. 215 00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:40,052 -Don't you hear it? -It's the ice maker. 216 00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:41,178 Quiet, you! 217 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:43,639 You've brought about a cataclysm against all life on Earth, 218 00:12:43,722 --> 00:12:45,390 and I don't wanna hear any more out of you. 219 00:12:45,474 --> 00:12:46,558 (SIGHS) 220 00:12:47,226 --> 00:12:49,186 -Are we dead yet? -No, dear. 221 00:12:49,728 --> 00:12:50,771 Hmm. 222 00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:54,566 -When are we gonna be dead? -Very soon, dear. 223 00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:58,028 My... My flashlight went out. I think the batteries are dead. 224 00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,572 (GROANS) Dead? Dead? Dead? It's starting. 225 00:13:00,656 --> 00:13:02,574 The batteries are always the first to go. 226 00:13:02,658 --> 00:13:04,993 Earl, come here. Let me tell you something. 227 00:13:05,077 --> 00:13:06,078 What? What? 228 00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:09,206 -(GROANS) -Get a hold of yourself! 229 00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:13,168 Thank you. You're right, Ethyl. 230 00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:15,838 I am the guardian and protector of this family. 231 00:13:15,921 --> 00:13:17,840 And it's my job to be a calming influence 232 00:13:17,923 --> 00:13:20,300 while we huddle together hopelessly in the dark. 233 00:13:20,384 --> 00:13:23,011 -(EARL AND BABY YELL) -Dad, why don't we just keep 234 00:13:23,095 --> 00:13:26,098 -the lights on. -The lights work? 235 00:13:26,181 --> 00:13:28,350 -Yep. -Hey, all I am trying to do 236 00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:29,768 is create a mood here. 237 00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:31,562 -Earl. -EARL: What? 238 00:13:31,687 --> 00:13:34,690 I'm going to be very disappointed if this world ends 239 00:13:34,773 --> 00:13:36,400 and you and Robbie are still angry 240 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:38,443 -at each other. -He destroyed the universe. 241 00:13:38,527 --> 00:13:40,821 Any parent can forgive the little things, Earl. 242 00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:42,698 It's these big things to test us. 243 00:13:44,408 --> 00:13:47,160 All right, all right. I forgive you. 244 00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:50,873 So, you brought about the end of everything. So what? 245 00:13:50,956 --> 00:13:54,126 -Uh, sorry, Dad. -Yeah, it's all part of growing up. 246 00:13:55,460 --> 00:14:00,549 Okay. Now, these are our last few hours on Earth. 247 00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:02,926 I want us to spend them being together 248 00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:07,639 and loving each other, and realizing that the most important thing in the world 249 00:14:07,723 --> 00:14:09,641 is being a family. 250 00:14:09,725 --> 00:14:11,685 ETHYL: Oh. EARL: Hmm, yeah. 251 00:14:11,977 --> 00:14:13,687 -EARL: Hmm, hmm. -(BABY SIGHS) 252 00:14:14,813 --> 00:14:16,106 EARL: Hmm, hmm. 253 00:14:16,315 --> 00:14:18,984 -Should I turn on the TV? -ALL: Yes! 254 00:14:21,153 --> 00:14:24,281 As you know, the end of the world is upon us, 255 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:29,077 and that means you save big! Values galore here at Discount Charlie's! 256 00:14:29,161 --> 00:14:33,624 Yes, we're slashing high prices! This refrigerator, freezer, $1,399.95, 257 00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:39,004 now two for a dollar! So, come on down! We're dealing like there's no tomorrow! 258 00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:41,215 (LAUGHING) 259 00:14:50,516 --> 00:14:52,518 (EARL SNORING) 260 00:14:54,186 --> 00:14:56,438 (TV RINGING) 261 00:14:58,482 --> 00:15:00,859 (ALL YAWNING) 262 00:15:10,702 --> 00:15:12,663 -(SHUDDERS) -(FRAN SIGHS) 263 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:16,750 -(SIGHS) -(GASPS) Look at that. 264 00:15:20,379 --> 00:15:23,966 -The sun came up. -It's another day. 265 00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:26,468 -Wow! -Are we dead? 266 00:15:26,635 --> 00:15:29,137 -No. -You promised. 267 00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:34,393 Huh! Look. See, Dad, the world didn't come to an end. 268 00:15:35,519 --> 00:15:37,145 -Give me that. -Okay. Now, 269 00:15:37,229 --> 00:15:39,189 maybe we should look at this as a new beginning. 270 00:15:39,273 --> 00:15:42,234 You know, the entire dinosaur community has been reborn. 271 00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:45,195 And maybe, just maybe, nothing will ever be the same again. 272 00:15:45,279 --> 00:15:49,408 MAN: (ON TV) The Antediluvian Broadcasting Company now begins its broadcast day. 273 00:15:49,491 --> 00:15:52,119 CROWD: (ON TV) Wheel of... 274 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:01,211 (CLEARS THROAT) Uh, hello there, Fran. 275 00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:03,463 Oh, hello, Roy. 276 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:06,216 Isn't it wonderful, the world not ending and all? 277 00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:09,553 -Yeah, I suppose so. -Something I can do for you? 278 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,889 Well, Earl, if the world had ended last night, 279 00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:16,643 I could've overlooked certain things, but unfortunately it didn't. 280 00:16:16,727 --> 00:16:20,314 So, I've come for my beach thongs and that ball-peen hammer you borrowed. 281 00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:22,858 I'd ask you to return all of the food you've eaten here, 282 00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:25,611 but most of that fell out of your mouth before you left. 283 00:16:25,694 --> 00:16:28,113 -(GROWLS) -Hey, Roy. 284 00:16:28,197 --> 00:16:32,492 -Huh? Oh, hi. Hi, Robbie. -Don't you talk to my kid like that. 285 00:16:32,576 --> 00:16:34,912 Huh? I'll talk to your kid any way I want. 286 00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:37,122 -(EARL GROWLS) -Hi, Robbie! Hi, Robbie! 287 00:16:37,206 --> 00:16:40,626 -Hi, Robbie! Hi, Robbie! -Hey, you guys, come on. Dad. 288 00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:42,419 (BOTH GRUNT) 289 00:16:42,503 --> 00:16:46,423 -Uncle Roy! You guys, what's happening? -(GRUNTING CONTINUES) 290 00:16:46,882 --> 00:16:49,301 You've been best friends since before I was born. 291 00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:50,552 Can't you talk this out? 292 00:16:51,261 --> 00:16:54,306 -(EARL GRUNTS) -I'll, uh, take that as a no. 293 00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:58,644 Earl! Get your head out of his mouth, right now! 294 00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:01,271 -He started it! (EXCLAIMS) -Uh-uh! 295 00:17:01,355 --> 00:17:04,191 Oh, look at him talking with his mouth full again. 296 00:17:04,358 --> 00:17:06,735 Roy, if you bite my husband's head off... 297 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,947 -(SCREAMING) -(EARL GROANS) 298 00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:16,912 EARL: You ever come near my house again, I'll feed you to my family. 299 00:17:16,995 --> 00:17:18,956 ROY: Yeah, then I won't! EARL: Good! 300 00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:20,290 ROY: Fine! EARL: Fine! 301 00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:21,750 -ROY: Good. -(DOOR CLOSES) 302 00:17:31,260 --> 00:17:34,596 "Only by howling do we defeat the dark spirit 303 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:38,308 "which would turn dinosaur against dinosaur." 304 00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:40,769 (SIGHS) 305 00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:46,775 MALE VOICE: (ON TV) ...and many wonder if this rash of incidents 306 00:17:46,859 --> 00:17:48,777 is connected to last night's missed howling. 307 00:17:49,152 --> 00:17:51,405 In the meantime, there seems to be no end in sight 308 00:17:51,488 --> 00:17:54,074 to the violence and general crankiness among males. 309 00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:55,701 Now, here's Dwayne with sports. 310 00:17:55,784 --> 00:17:58,704 Oh, great, great, great! Throw it to me with 30 seconds left. 311 00:17:58,787 --> 00:18:00,706 (BOTH GROWLING) 312 00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:05,460 NEWS ANCHOR: Come here, I'll bite your little leg off. 313 00:18:05,544 --> 00:18:08,589 -Hey, Dad, Roy just called. -There is no Roy. 314 00:18:08,672 --> 00:18:11,592 He wants to return all the stuff he borrowed from you over the years, 315 00:18:11,675 --> 00:18:14,094 but he says he won't set foot in our house again. 316 00:18:14,178 --> 00:18:15,888 So, where does he want to meet? 317 00:18:22,019 --> 00:18:24,980 EARL: Well, right away I see my barbecue apron is missing. 318 00:18:25,063 --> 00:18:27,232 I thought that barbecue apron was a gift. 319 00:18:27,316 --> 00:18:30,903 It was a gift for a friend, so I want it back from you. 320 00:18:30,986 --> 00:18:33,197 -(MOCKING) Da, da, da, da, da. -ROBBIE: Hey, hey. 321 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:35,908 -Roy, Dad. Come on, stop it. -(ROY AND EARL GROWLING) 322 00:18:35,991 --> 00:18:37,951 Well, he is the one who called me up here. 323 00:18:38,035 --> 00:18:39,828 I did not. You called me. 324 00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:46,877 Uh, look, I had to call you up here. You have to howl. 325 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,838 I wouldn't howl with him if he was the last dinosaur on Earth. 326 00:18:49,922 --> 00:18:51,423 -But, uh... -Besides, there's no reason 327 00:18:51,507 --> 00:18:53,383 -to howl anymore. -Yes, there is. 328 00:18:53,467 --> 00:18:55,052 Look, I didn't understand it before, 329 00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:57,179 but if you don't howl, terrible things happen. 330 00:18:57,262 --> 00:18:59,640 No, they don't. The world didn't come to an end. 331 00:18:59,723 --> 00:19:02,643 -Nothing bad happened at all. -You're not friends anymore. 332 00:19:02,726 --> 00:19:05,687 A lifelong friendship is about to end. Isn't that bad? 333 00:19:05,771 --> 00:19:07,272 -No. Uh-uh. -Uh-uh. It's good. 334 00:19:07,356 --> 00:19:09,983 (SIGHS) Okay, fine. Maybe I was wrong. 335 00:19:10,275 --> 00:19:14,029 After all, Dad, a best friend wouldn't say you had a wussy howl. 336 00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:20,661 -Did you say that I had a wussy howl? -I don't know. Did I? 337 00:19:20,744 --> 00:19:23,914 -Oh, absolutely. Yeah. -Well, then, I stand by it. 338 00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:25,332 -(CHUCKLES) -Wussy howl! 339 00:19:25,499 --> 00:19:28,126 Oh, yeah? I can howl you under the table 340 00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:30,504 -any moonlit night of the week. -Oh, yeah? 341 00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:32,130 -Yeah. -Well, you're on! 342 00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:33,340 All right. 343 00:19:33,507 --> 00:19:35,801 (BOTH HOWLING) 344 00:19:39,304 --> 00:19:41,265 (HOWLING CONTINUES) 345 00:19:52,776 --> 00:19:55,153 -(GROANS) -(PANTING) 346 00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:57,781 And after the howling, we settle our grievances. 347 00:19:57,865 --> 00:20:01,410 Now, you two best friends for 27 years got anything you wanna say to each other? 348 00:20:01,493 --> 00:20:03,954 (BOTH PANTING) 349 00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:08,083 Hey. Listen, all that stuff you borrowed... 350 00:20:09,168 --> 00:20:12,045 -You can hang on to it for a while. -Thanks. 351 00:20:12,129 --> 00:20:15,257 'Cause there's really nothing left in my apartment now, anyway. 352 00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:18,468 -Except for your barbecue apron. -I'm sorry I gave you a hard time 353 00:20:18,552 --> 00:20:22,222 -about the pen and pencil set. -I know that wasn't too original. 354 00:20:22,598 --> 00:20:25,934 But I don't have any kids of my own, so I wanted Robbie 355 00:20:26,018 --> 00:20:30,689 to have the pen and pencil set my dad gave me on my howling day. 356 00:20:31,648 --> 00:20:35,068 -Roy, your dad gave you this? -Yeah. 357 00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:38,864 It's the one his dad gave to him on his howling day. 358 00:20:40,741 --> 00:20:43,911 Oh, jeez! Aw! 359 00:20:43,994 --> 00:20:46,205 (BOTH CRYING) 360 00:20:50,876 --> 00:20:55,923 -You're my best friend. -Buddy, come on over for dinner. 361 00:20:56,924 --> 00:20:58,133 -Okay. -Come on. 362 00:20:58,300 --> 00:20:59,426 Yeah. 363 00:21:01,637 --> 00:21:04,431 -Oh, uh, Robbie... -Yeah, Dad? 364 00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:09,061 -You did a good thing here. -Oh, thanks, Dad. (CHUCKLES) 365 00:21:09,144 --> 00:21:13,148 You know, sometimes it's not important to understand why you do something. 366 00:21:13,357 --> 00:21:15,567 I howl because I believe in it. 367 00:21:16,193 --> 00:21:17,402 (CHUCKLES) 368 00:21:20,697 --> 00:21:24,159 I don't know why I believe in it, I just do. 369 00:21:25,035 --> 00:21:28,914 -I understand, Dad. Yeah. -Okay, I'll see you at home. 370 00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:34,461 -Okay. Bye. -ROY: Hey, Earl, what about my stuff? 371 00:21:34,545 --> 00:21:37,005 EARL: The kid will get it. That's why you have kids. 372 00:21:37,089 --> 00:21:39,216 ROY: Hmm. Maybe I should get one. 373 00:21:39,299 --> 00:21:42,010 (CHUCKLES, SIGHS) 374 00:21:48,016 --> 00:21:51,436 ROBBIE: "Only by howling do we defeat the dark spirit 375 00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:54,064 "which would turn dinosaur against dinosaur 376 00:21:54,147 --> 00:21:56,316 "and bring an end to our days on Earth." 377 00:21:59,152 --> 00:22:01,363 (HOWLING) 378 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:09,121 (HOWLING) 379 00:22:21,383 --> 00:22:23,385 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING)