1
00:00:01,210 --> 00:00:03,003
(TRIBAL MUSIC PLAYING)
2
00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:33,158
Honey, I'm home!
3
00:00:33,242 --> 00:00:35,244
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
4
00:00:56,890 --> 00:01:00,102
EARL: There are many customs
which The Sacred Book Of Dinosaur
5
00:01:00,185 --> 00:01:05,566
commands us to obey.
But none is as important as the howling.
6
00:01:06,525 --> 00:01:09,945
Each month, on the evening
of the full moon,
7
00:01:10,028 --> 00:01:14,616
every male dinosaur who has come of age
climbs to the top of the mountain
8
00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:17,494
-and howls his mightiest howl.
-(DINOSAURS HOWLING)
9
00:01:17,578 --> 00:01:19,162
ROBBIE: Why?
EARL: Why what?
10
00:01:19,246 --> 00:01:20,664
-ROBBIE: Why do we do this?
-(DINOSAURS HOWL)
11
00:01:20,747 --> 00:01:22,666
EARL: We've been doing it
for a million years.
12
00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:24,168
ROBBIE: Why?
EARL: It is written
13
00:01:24,251 --> 00:01:26,170
in The Sacred Book Of Dinosaur.
14
00:01:26,253 --> 00:01:29,298
ROBBIE: Well, who wrote it there?
EARL: Some sacred guy.
15
00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:33,552
I don't know, Dad. I just don't see it.
16
00:01:33,635 --> 00:01:35,387
I mean, what does this have
to do with my life?
17
00:01:35,470 --> 00:01:38,807
Well, it says right here,
"Only by the howling
18
00:01:38,891 --> 00:01:40,517
"do we defeat the dark spirit
19
00:01:40,642 --> 00:01:43,478
"which would turn dinosaur
against dinosaur
20
00:01:43,562 --> 00:01:47,399
-"and bring an end to our days on Earth."
-And you buy that?
21
00:01:47,482 --> 00:01:50,194
Hey, this book's been around
a million years and you've been around,
22
00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:53,739
what, 15 years? Guess who wins.
23
00:01:53,822 --> 00:01:56,617
Uh, but it just doesn't make sense, Dad.
Today I'm just a kid,
24
00:01:56,700 --> 00:01:59,286
but tomorrow I climb up the mountain
and yell at the moon,
25
00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:01,914
and that makes me a grown-up? Why?
26
00:02:01,997 --> 00:02:04,499
Because your mother sent out
a 150 invitations
27
00:02:04,583 --> 00:02:08,003
and we got a dead rhino
and 10 tons of potato salad downstairs.
28
00:02:08,086 --> 00:02:10,047
-So tomorrow night you're gonna scamper...
-(SIGHS)
29
00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:13,675
...your scaly butt up that hill
and howl like a banshee.
30
00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:17,888
Uh... (HOWLING WEAKLY)
31
00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:19,598
You haven't been practicing.
32
00:02:19,681 --> 00:02:22,226
Have you been using
those eight-track tapes I got you?
33
00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:25,729
-Oh, all the time, Dad.
-Look, Robbie. I'm going downstairs,
34
00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:28,607
and I don't want to hear any silence
coming out of this room.
35
00:02:28,690 --> 00:02:29,900
All right.
36
00:02:30,734 --> 00:02:33,820
(SIGHS) Oh, boy.
37
00:02:40,244 --> 00:02:42,287
MALE VOICE: (ON TAPE) Howling at the Moon.
38
00:02:42,371 --> 00:02:45,207
-Tape one, Howling for Beginners.
-(SIGHS)
39
00:02:45,290 --> 00:02:47,960
-Let's start with this simple phrase...
-Okay.
40
00:02:48,126 --> 00:02:50,963
-Awoo.
-A... Awoo.
41
00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:53,340
-Very good.
-Thanks. (CLEARS THROAT)
42
00:02:53,423 --> 00:02:55,717
Now, try again, with more expression.
43
00:02:55,801 --> 00:03:01,390
-(YELLING) Awoo!
-Awoo-oo... (SIGHS)
44
00:03:02,933 --> 00:03:03,934
Very good.
45
00:03:06,311 --> 00:03:08,605
Well, we can't broil it...
46
00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:13,235
$4.95 a ton, and it isn't even
disemboweled yet.
47
00:03:14,069 --> 00:03:17,072
-I'm not cleaning this.
-What do you think, Mom?
48
00:03:17,281 --> 00:03:18,949
Twenty-eight hours at 350?
49
00:03:20,284 --> 00:03:21,994
Oh. Are you dead?
50
00:03:23,453 --> 00:03:24,663
Hello!
51
00:03:24,746 --> 00:03:27,416
In my day it was a solemn occasion.
52
00:03:27,499 --> 00:03:30,711
We didn't have
all this fanfare and rhinoceros.
53
00:03:30,794 --> 00:03:34,256
-"Mr. and Mrs. Earl Sinclair..."
-And Baby.
54
00:03:34,339 --> 00:03:37,718
-"...cordially invite you to join them..."
-And Baby.
55
00:03:37,801 --> 00:03:43,765
"...as their son, Robert Mark Sinclair
is called up the mountain for his howling,
56
00:03:43,849 --> 00:03:48,812
"with reception to follow."
(WAILS) Oh, my little baby!
57
00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:51,190
-(BOTH CRY)
-Hey, I'm your little baby.
58
00:03:51,273 --> 00:03:54,401
-(BOTH CRY)
-I'm your little baby.
59
00:03:56,028 --> 00:03:57,696
(WHINES)
60
00:03:57,779 --> 00:03:59,781
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
61
00:04:15,005 --> 00:04:19,051
-(GASPS, LAUGHS)
-(MIMICKING GUITAR PLAYING)
62
00:04:19,218 --> 00:04:20,552
-Hello.
-Hey! Hey! Hey!
63
00:04:20,636 --> 00:04:23,013
-Practicing hard?
-Out of my room, Charlene.
64
00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:24,806
-Oh, come on, let's hear one.
-No.
65
00:04:24,890 --> 00:04:27,100
-Why not?
-Because I said no.
66
00:04:27,184 --> 00:04:29,311
-Because you have a wussy howl.
-I do not.
67
00:04:29,394 --> 00:04:32,189
-Wussy howl!
-How'd you like me to bite your head off?
68
00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:36,360
-Oh, I'm so scared, Mr. Big Adult Male.
-Oh. Oh, yeah? Well, check this out.
69
00:04:38,487 --> 00:04:42,032
-(HOWLS WEAKLY)
-Hmm.
70
00:04:42,199 --> 00:04:45,160
-(PANTS)
-You gotta commit to it, Rob.
71
00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:47,579
I can't commit to it
because I don't get it.
72
00:04:47,746 --> 00:04:49,748
I can only commit to things
that make sense to me.
73
00:04:49,831 --> 00:04:52,251
-Oh, give me a break.
-Hey, a dinosaur's howl is
74
00:04:52,334 --> 00:04:54,962
a very personal thing.
You can't just howl your mightiest howl
75
00:04:55,045 --> 00:04:57,548
-for no good reason.
-Oh. (CLEARS THROAT)
76
00:04:57,631 --> 00:05:01,260
(HOWLS POWERFULLY)
77
00:05:05,764 --> 00:05:08,058
-That's my boy.
-(HOWLING CONTINUES)
78
00:05:11,603 --> 00:05:14,106
(BOTH GRUNTING)
79
00:05:15,190 --> 00:05:16,316
ROY: Oh, yeah!
80
00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:17,985
-ALL: Yeah!
-Yeah! That's lunch.
81
00:05:18,110 --> 00:05:21,488
-(CHUCKLES) Oh, boy.
-Well, pally boy,
82
00:05:21,572 --> 00:05:26,827
seems like only yesterday little Robbie
shed his first skin. (LAUGHS)
83
00:05:26,910 --> 00:05:29,037
It's hard to believe he's going
up the hill tonight.
84
00:05:29,121 --> 00:05:31,665
Yeah! Wait till you hear the howl
on this kid.
85
00:05:31,748 --> 00:05:33,417
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
86
00:05:33,542 --> 00:05:37,004
Hey, uh... Hey, Roy, there's something
I got to ask you.
87
00:05:37,087 --> 00:05:38,505
-Yeah.
-I guess it's not a secret
88
00:05:38,589 --> 00:05:42,426
-that you are my best and all that.
-Yeah, back at ya, pally boy.
89
00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:44,761
And well, you know, tonight,
up on the hill,
90
00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:48,390
Robbie's gonna need someone special
to present him at his first howling.
91
00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:51,101
-Yeah.
-Well, Roy, you wanna do it?
92
00:05:51,476 --> 00:05:52,603
(BURPS)
93
00:05:53,187 --> 00:05:57,482
Oh, I'm visibly moved.
Pally boy, this is such an honor
94
00:05:57,566 --> 00:06:00,152
-that words escape me.
-Roy, can you hold that in a bit?
95
00:06:00,235 --> 00:06:03,280
No, the feelings are just pouring out
because you picked me.
96
00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:06,491
-Do you have to that?
-Now, you've known me a long time.
97
00:06:06,575 --> 00:06:09,244
You know I don't usually
go in for that sensitivity stuff,
98
00:06:09,328 --> 00:06:12,122
-but at the risk of starting a rumor...
-(GROANS)
99
00:06:12,247 --> 00:06:16,460
...I, uh... I feel very close
to you right now.
100
00:06:17,336 --> 00:06:20,005
-Please don't say anymore.
-Huh?
101
00:06:20,088 --> 00:06:23,425
You're disgusting me with the way you chew
with your mouth open.
102
00:06:23,592 --> 00:06:26,094
-Huh?
-I'm telling you I can see your lunch.
103
00:06:26,261 --> 00:06:27,846
And your lunch can see me.
104
00:06:28,222 --> 00:06:30,098
-ROY: Nah.
-How you doing?
105
00:06:30,182 --> 00:06:32,726
-Will you tell him it's disgusting?
-Hey, listen, listen.
106
00:06:32,809 --> 00:06:35,854
I hate to be critical, but I'm gonna
have to agree, and let me tell you,
107
00:06:35,938 --> 00:06:39,107
you got one major plaque
build-up back here.
108
00:06:39,191 --> 00:06:42,236
-Yeah?
-Oh, jeez. Swallow it, spit it out,
109
00:06:42,319 --> 00:06:43,820
-do something.
-SHREW: Yeah, make up your mind.
110
00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:47,574
-(SPITS)
-SHREW: Whoa! Man, do I need a shower!
111
00:06:47,991 --> 00:06:52,621
Earl, you've hurt my feelings
and embarrassed me in front of my lunch.
112
00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:55,749
Would it be so hard to close your mouth
while you're eating?
113
00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:58,752
Would it be so hard to close your eyes
while I'm eating?
114
00:06:58,836 --> 00:07:01,547
Just get your open mouth
out of my line of vision.
115
00:07:01,630 --> 00:07:03,549
-Well, shut your eyes.
-Shut your head!
116
00:07:03,715 --> 00:07:05,467
-Shut your eyes!
-Shut your head!
117
00:07:05,551 --> 00:07:10,931
Earl, hey, hey. Hey, there, pally boy,
this is not a time for petty bickering,
118
00:07:11,014 --> 00:07:13,475
with young Robbie boy
going up the hill tonight.
119
00:07:14,059 --> 00:07:17,187
Yeah, you're right.
I don't know what I was thinking.
120
00:07:17,271 --> 00:07:20,691
-So, see you tonight at 7:00, huh?
-Make it a quarter to 7:00.
121
00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:22,067
You're always late.
122
00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:26,071
And wear something nice.
123
00:07:26,989 --> 00:07:29,241
Hey, you don't like the way I dress?
124
00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:36,331
(FRAN HUMMING)
125
00:07:39,710 --> 00:07:44,214
-Oh. This one for me?
-No, no, dear, that's not for you.
126
00:07:44,298 --> 00:07:47,259
-Ooh, this for me.
-No, no, dear, all of these
127
00:07:47,342 --> 00:07:50,345
are Robbie's howling gifts.
None of these are for you.
128
00:07:50,429 --> 00:07:51,930
Ooh! This for me.
129
00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:55,601
Fran, I'm home, I'm hungry,
and I hate everything.
130
00:07:55,684 --> 00:07:58,187
-Not the Mama.
-Ah, neither are you.
131
00:07:58,270 --> 00:08:01,190
-(LAUGHS)
-Robbie got lots of new gifts today.
132
00:08:01,273 --> 00:08:04,651
Ooh! More $4 pen and pencil sets?
133
00:08:04,735 --> 00:08:08,030
-Big whoop!
-Earl, it's traditional.
134
00:08:08,113 --> 00:08:12,701
It's cheap. You'd think, on this,
the most important night of my son's life,
135
00:08:12,784 --> 00:08:16,330
my friends could do a little better
than a lousy pen and pencil set.
136
00:08:16,413 --> 00:08:19,750
-Is something bothering you, Earl?
-Bothering me? No.
137
00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:21,418
After 27 years of friendship,
138
00:08:21,502 --> 00:08:24,671
you'd think I could tell a guy he eats
like a pig and dresses like a slob,
139
00:08:24,755 --> 00:08:26,548
without him getting all uppity about it.
140
00:08:26,632 --> 00:08:31,011
Oh, I don't, not gonna let it bother me.
I got a family that loves me,
141
00:08:31,094 --> 00:08:32,679
and that is what's important.
142
00:08:33,430 --> 00:08:35,557
-Who do you love?
-Mama.
143
00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:39,645
-(GROANS) Who do you love second best?
-Mama.
144
00:08:39,728 --> 00:08:43,482
All right, who is talking
to you right now?
145
00:08:43,565 --> 00:08:47,903
-Not the Mama.
-Duh! I'm going upstairs.
146
00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:53,867
Ma, is it me, or is Daddy
in, like, a really bad mood?
147
00:08:53,951 --> 00:08:57,246
No, your father just gets cranky like this
before howling.
148
00:08:57,371 --> 00:09:03,502
They all do, every month.
It's pre-howling syndrome... P.H.S.
149
00:09:04,670 --> 00:09:08,549
I'm so glad I'm a girl, huh. La-la.
150
00:09:09,967 --> 00:09:11,802
MALE VOICE: (ON TAPE) Congratulations.
151
00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:13,762
You are now ready
to howl with confidence...
152
00:09:13,846 --> 00:09:15,681
-(SIGHS)
-...knowing that you will not only make
153
00:09:15,764 --> 00:09:18,267
your family proud,
but keep our civilization
154
00:09:18,350 --> 00:09:22,020
-from coming to an end.
-(HOWLS WEAKLY)
155
00:09:22,104 --> 00:09:24,773
(COUGHS, HOWLS WEAKLY)
156
00:09:24,940 --> 00:09:27,109
Oh, God. Who am I kidding?
157
00:09:27,776 --> 00:09:32,406
-Okay, kid, it's showtime. (CHUCKLES)
-Dad, I got a real problem with this.
158
00:09:32,573 --> 00:09:36,451
Hey, my little howler is nervous?
Come here.
159
00:09:36,535 --> 00:09:39,413
-What are you gonna do?
-I'm gonna tell you a little something
160
00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:43,250
that my sweet, old dad told me
just before I went up the hill.
161
00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:45,794
-Great.
-I remember he said,
162
00:09:45,961 --> 00:09:49,882
-"Earl, unlock that bathroom door."
-Huh?
163
00:09:49,965 --> 00:09:53,677
Of course that doesn't apply here,
but you get the gist.
164
00:09:53,844 --> 00:09:55,179
Uh, yeah.
165
00:09:56,013 --> 00:09:57,639
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
166
00:09:58,724 --> 00:10:00,767
ROBBIE: Dad, we gotta
talk about this.
167
00:10:02,144 --> 00:10:05,314
No, no, no. First we all howl,
then we all talk.
168
00:10:05,397 --> 00:10:07,733
We've been doing it that way
for a million years.
169
00:10:07,816 --> 00:10:09,193
-Guys, come on.
-Stop it.
170
00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:12,029
-Come on. You think so? Come on.
-Hey, guys!
171
00:10:12,321 --> 00:10:14,656
-ALL: Hi. Yeah.
-Yeah. Hi.
172
00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:17,618
Yeah, yeah. Let's howl and get on
to the settlement of grievances.
173
00:10:17,701 --> 00:10:21,705
Good. 'Cause I want an apology
for that Turtlehead remark.
174
00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:23,498
-Hmm? Hmm?
-No way.
175
00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:25,542
-Hi, there, Robbie.
-Hi.
176
00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:28,545
Ah, here's just a little something
to help usher you
177
00:10:28,629 --> 00:10:30,756
-into adult malehood.
-Oh, wow!
178
00:10:31,423 --> 00:10:32,674
Huh?
179
00:10:34,259 --> 00:10:39,223
Well, lookie here. A pen and pencil set
from my oldest and dearest friend.
180
00:10:39,348 --> 00:10:42,684
What a wonderful, highly original,
well-thought-out gift.
181
00:10:42,768 --> 00:10:45,729
Ah, thank you. (CLEARS THROAT) Well...
182
00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:50,275
Tonight is a very special night
for a young dinosaur I've known
183
00:10:50,359 --> 00:10:51,777
-for many years.
-Yeah, that's fine.
184
00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:54,029
-I'll take it from here.
-Well, I thought you wanted me
185
00:10:54,112 --> 00:10:56,782
-to introduce the little guy.
-I changed my mind.
186
00:10:56,949 --> 00:10:59,076
-Jeez!
-All right.
187
00:10:59,243 --> 00:11:01,411
Everybody, you know my son, Robbie.
188
00:11:01,703 --> 00:11:04,081
-ALL: Yeah.
-Robbie, there's the moon. Hit it.
189
00:11:04,373 --> 00:11:05,415
Um...
190
00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:11,296
I, uh... I've been giving this
a lot of thought, and...
191
00:11:11,380 --> 00:11:13,173
And this howling thing...
192
00:11:14,675 --> 00:11:18,762
-Well, I... I don't believe in it.
-(ALL GASP)
193
00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:20,472
(GASPS) Robbie...
194
00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:24,810
-Everybody's looking.
-I mean, think about it logically.
195
00:11:24,893 --> 00:11:27,813
The book says, "Dinosaur will turn
against dinosaur,
196
00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:31,191
"and bring an end to our days on Earth."
Now, how would not howling
197
00:11:31,275 --> 00:11:33,402
at the moon bring end
to our days on Earth?
198
00:11:33,485 --> 00:11:35,445
Because if you don't howl, I'll kill you.
199
00:11:35,904 --> 00:11:39,449
-What could possibly happen?
-Earthquake.
200
00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:40,951
-Flood.
-Plagues.
201
00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:44,997
This isn't the dark ages,
this is 60 million B.C.
202
00:11:45,122 --> 00:11:47,374
Now, why don't we try
not howling one time?
203
00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:49,209
Nothing's gonna happen.
204
00:11:53,005 --> 00:11:54,256
-(GASPS)
-Look!
205
00:11:54,423 --> 00:11:55,674
EARL: What?
ROBBIE: Huh?
206
00:11:57,301 --> 00:11:59,511
ROY: Where's the moon? Where did it go?
207
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:04,433
-It's gone.
-It's the end of the world!
208
00:12:05,309 --> 00:12:08,228
-(ALL SCREAM)
-ROY: Wait! Wait!
209
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:12,983
ROY: Hang on! Wait! Wait a second! Wait!
EARL: Oh, Robbie!
210
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,704
(CHARLENE WHIMPERS)
211
00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:30,334
-(RUMBLING)
-Do you hear something?
212
00:12:30,501 --> 00:12:34,296
-No. What?
-Shh! A low rumbling.
213
00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:35,839
-Huh?
-Like the Earth is getting ready
214
00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:37,674
to open up and swallow us.
215
00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:40,052
-Don't you hear it?
-It's the ice maker.
216
00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:41,178
Quiet, you!
217
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:43,639
You've brought about a cataclysm
against all life on Earth,
218
00:12:43,722 --> 00:12:45,390
and I don't wanna hear
any more out of you.
219
00:12:45,474 --> 00:12:46,558
(SIGHS)
220
00:12:47,226 --> 00:12:49,186
-Are we dead yet?
-No, dear.
221
00:12:49,728 --> 00:12:50,771
Hmm.
222
00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:54,566
-When are we gonna be dead?
-Very soon, dear.
223
00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:58,028
My... My flashlight went out.
I think the batteries are dead.
224
00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,572
(GROANS) Dead? Dead? Dead?
It's starting.
225
00:13:00,656 --> 00:13:02,574
The batteries are always the first to go.
226
00:13:02,658 --> 00:13:04,993
Earl, come here.
Let me tell you something.
227
00:13:05,077 --> 00:13:06,078
What? What?
228
00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:09,206
-(GROANS)
-Get a hold of yourself!
229
00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:13,168
Thank you. You're right, Ethyl.
230
00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:15,838
I am the guardian and protector
of this family.
231
00:13:15,921 --> 00:13:17,840
And it's my job to be a calming influence
232
00:13:17,923 --> 00:13:20,300
while we huddle together hopelessly
in the dark.
233
00:13:20,384 --> 00:13:23,011
-(EARL AND BABY YELL)
-Dad, why don't we just keep
234
00:13:23,095 --> 00:13:26,098
-the lights on.
-The lights work?
235
00:13:26,181 --> 00:13:28,350
-Yep.
-Hey, all I am trying to do
236
00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:29,768
is create a mood here.
237
00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:31,562
-Earl.
-EARL: What?
238
00:13:31,687 --> 00:13:34,690
I'm going to be very disappointed
if this world ends
239
00:13:34,773 --> 00:13:36,400
and you and Robbie are still angry
240
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:38,443
-at each other.
-He destroyed the universe.
241
00:13:38,527 --> 00:13:40,821
Any parent can forgive
the little things, Earl.
242
00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:42,698
It's these big things to test us.
243
00:13:44,408 --> 00:13:47,160
All right, all right. I forgive you.
244
00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:50,873
So, you brought about the end
of everything. So what?
245
00:13:50,956 --> 00:13:54,126
-Uh, sorry, Dad.
-Yeah, it's all part of growing up.
246
00:13:55,460 --> 00:14:00,549
Okay. Now, these are
our last few hours on Earth.
247
00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:02,926
I want us to spend them being together
248
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:07,639
and loving each other, and realizing
that the most important thing in the world
249
00:14:07,723 --> 00:14:09,641
is being a family.
250
00:14:09,725 --> 00:14:11,685
ETHYL: Oh.
EARL: Hmm, yeah.
251
00:14:11,977 --> 00:14:13,687
-EARL: Hmm, hmm.
-(BABY SIGHS)
252
00:14:14,813 --> 00:14:16,106
EARL: Hmm, hmm.
253
00:14:16,315 --> 00:14:18,984
-Should I turn on the TV?
-ALL: Yes!
254
00:14:21,153 --> 00:14:24,281
As you know,
the end of the world is upon us,
255
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:29,077
and that means you save big!
Values galore here at Discount Charlie's!
256
00:14:29,161 --> 00:14:33,624
Yes, we're slashing high prices!
This refrigerator, freezer, $1,399.95,
257
00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:39,004
now two for a dollar! So, come on down!
We're dealing like there's no tomorrow!
258
00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:41,215
(LAUGHING)
259
00:14:50,516 --> 00:14:52,518
(EARL SNORING)
260
00:14:54,186 --> 00:14:56,438
(TV RINGING)
261
00:14:58,482 --> 00:15:00,859
(ALL YAWNING)
262
00:15:10,702 --> 00:15:12,663
-(SHUDDERS)
-(FRAN SIGHS)
263
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:16,750
-(SIGHS)
-(GASPS) Look at that.
264
00:15:20,379 --> 00:15:23,966
-The sun came up.
-It's another day.
265
00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:26,468
-Wow!
-Are we dead?
266
00:15:26,635 --> 00:15:29,137
-No.
-You promised.
267
00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:34,393
Huh! Look. See, Dad,
the world didn't come to an end.
268
00:15:35,519 --> 00:15:37,145
-Give me that.
-Okay. Now,
269
00:15:37,229 --> 00:15:39,189
maybe we should look at this
as a new beginning.
270
00:15:39,273 --> 00:15:42,234
You know, the entire dinosaur community
has been reborn.
271
00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:45,195
And maybe, just maybe,
nothing will ever be the same again.
272
00:15:45,279 --> 00:15:49,408
MAN: (ON TV) The Antediluvian Broadcasting
Company now begins its broadcast day.
273
00:15:49,491 --> 00:15:52,119
CROWD: (ON TV) Wheel of...
274
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:01,211
(CLEARS THROAT) Uh, hello there, Fran.
275
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:03,463
Oh, hello, Roy.
276
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:06,216
Isn't it wonderful,
the world not ending and all?
277
00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:09,553
-Yeah, I suppose so.
-Something I can do for you?
278
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,889
Well, Earl,
if the world had ended last night,
279
00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:16,643
I could've overlooked certain things,
but unfortunately it didn't.
280
00:16:16,727 --> 00:16:20,314
So, I've come for my beach thongs
and that ball-peen hammer you borrowed.
281
00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:22,858
I'd ask you to return
all of the food you've eaten here,
282
00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:25,611
but most of that fell out of your mouth
before you left.
283
00:16:25,694 --> 00:16:28,113
-(GROWLS)
-Hey, Roy.
284
00:16:28,197 --> 00:16:32,492
-Huh? Oh, hi. Hi, Robbie.
-Don't you talk to my kid like that.
285
00:16:32,576 --> 00:16:34,912
Huh? I'll talk to your kid any way I want.
286
00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:37,122
-(EARL GROWLS)
-Hi, Robbie! Hi, Robbie!
287
00:16:37,206 --> 00:16:40,626
-Hi, Robbie! Hi, Robbie!
-Hey, you guys, come on. Dad.
288
00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:42,419
(BOTH GRUNT)
289
00:16:42,503 --> 00:16:46,423
-Uncle Roy! You guys, what's happening?
-(GRUNTING CONTINUES)
290
00:16:46,882 --> 00:16:49,301
You've been best friends
since before I was born.
291
00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:50,552
Can't you talk this out?
292
00:16:51,261 --> 00:16:54,306
-(EARL GRUNTS)
-I'll, uh, take that as a no.
293
00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:58,644
Earl! Get your head out of his mouth,
right now!
294
00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:01,271
-He started it! (EXCLAIMS)
-Uh-uh!
295
00:17:01,355 --> 00:17:04,191
Oh, look at him talking
with his mouth full again.
296
00:17:04,358 --> 00:17:06,735
Roy, if you bite my husband's head off...
297
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,947
-(SCREAMING)
-(EARL GROANS)
298
00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:16,912
EARL: You ever come near my house again,
I'll feed you to my family.
299
00:17:16,995 --> 00:17:18,956
ROY: Yeah, then I won't!
EARL: Good!
300
00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:20,290
ROY: Fine!
EARL: Fine!
301
00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:21,750
-ROY: Good.
-(DOOR CLOSES)
302
00:17:31,260 --> 00:17:34,596
"Only by howling
do we defeat the dark spirit
303
00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:38,308
"which would turn dinosaur
against dinosaur."
304
00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:40,769
(SIGHS)
305
00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:46,775
MALE VOICE: (ON TV) ...and many wonder
if this rash of incidents
306
00:17:46,859 --> 00:17:48,777
is connected to last night's
missed howling.
307
00:17:49,152 --> 00:17:51,405
In the meantime, there seems
to be no end in sight
308
00:17:51,488 --> 00:17:54,074
to the violence
and general crankiness among males.
309
00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:55,701
Now, here's Dwayne with sports.
310
00:17:55,784 --> 00:17:58,704
Oh, great, great, great!
Throw it to me with 30 seconds left.
311
00:17:58,787 --> 00:18:00,706
(BOTH GROWLING)
312
00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:05,460
NEWS ANCHOR: Come here,
I'll bite your little leg off.
313
00:18:05,544 --> 00:18:08,589
-Hey, Dad, Roy just called.
-There is no Roy.
314
00:18:08,672 --> 00:18:11,592
He wants to return all the stuff
he borrowed from you over the years,
315
00:18:11,675 --> 00:18:14,094
but he says he won't set foot
in our house again.
316
00:18:14,178 --> 00:18:15,888
So, where does he want to meet?
317
00:18:22,019 --> 00:18:24,980
EARL: Well, right away
I see my barbecue apron is missing.
318
00:18:25,063 --> 00:18:27,232
I thought that barbecue apron was a gift.
319
00:18:27,316 --> 00:18:30,903
It was a gift for a friend,
so I want it back from you.
320
00:18:30,986 --> 00:18:33,197
-(MOCKING) Da, da, da, da, da.
-ROBBIE: Hey, hey.
321
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:35,908
-Roy, Dad. Come on, stop it.
-(ROY AND EARL GROWLING)
322
00:18:35,991 --> 00:18:37,951
Well, he is the one who called me up here.
323
00:18:38,035 --> 00:18:39,828
I did not. You called me.
324
00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:46,877
Uh, look, I had to call you up here.
You have to howl.
325
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,838
I wouldn't howl with him
if he was the last dinosaur on Earth.
326
00:18:49,922 --> 00:18:51,423
-But, uh...
-Besides, there's no reason
327
00:18:51,507 --> 00:18:53,383
-to howl anymore.
-Yes, there is.
328
00:18:53,467 --> 00:18:55,052
Look, I didn't understand it before,
329
00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:57,179
but if you don't howl,
terrible things happen.
330
00:18:57,262 --> 00:18:59,640
No, they don't.
The world didn't come to an end.
331
00:18:59,723 --> 00:19:02,643
-Nothing bad happened at all.
-You're not friends anymore.
332
00:19:02,726 --> 00:19:05,687
A lifelong friendship is about to end.
Isn't that bad?
333
00:19:05,771 --> 00:19:07,272
-No. Uh-uh.
-Uh-uh. It's good.
334
00:19:07,356 --> 00:19:09,983
(SIGHS) Okay, fine. Maybe I was wrong.
335
00:19:10,275 --> 00:19:14,029
After all, Dad, a best friend
wouldn't say you had a wussy howl.
336
00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:20,661
-Did you say that I had a wussy howl?
-I don't know. Did I?
337
00:19:20,744 --> 00:19:23,914
-Oh, absolutely. Yeah.
-Well, then, I stand by it.
338
00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:25,332
-(CHUCKLES)
-Wussy howl!
339
00:19:25,499 --> 00:19:28,126
Oh, yeah? I can howl you under the table
340
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:30,504
-any moonlit night of the week.
-Oh, yeah?
341
00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:32,130
-Yeah.
-Well, you're on!
342
00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:33,340
All right.
343
00:19:33,507 --> 00:19:35,801
(BOTH HOWLING)
344
00:19:39,304 --> 00:19:41,265
(HOWLING CONTINUES)
345
00:19:52,776 --> 00:19:55,153
-(GROANS)
-(PANTING)
346
00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:57,781
And after the howling,
we settle our grievances.
347
00:19:57,865 --> 00:20:01,410
Now, you two best friends for 27 years
got anything you wanna say to each other?
348
00:20:01,493 --> 00:20:03,954
(BOTH PANTING)
349
00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:08,083
Hey. Listen,
all that stuff you borrowed...
350
00:20:09,168 --> 00:20:12,045
-You can hang on to it for a while.
-Thanks.
351
00:20:12,129 --> 00:20:15,257
'Cause there's really nothing left
in my apartment now, anyway.
352
00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:18,468
-Except for your barbecue apron.
-I'm sorry I gave you a hard time
353
00:20:18,552 --> 00:20:22,222
-about the pen and pencil set.
-I know that wasn't too original.
354
00:20:22,598 --> 00:20:25,934
But I don't have any kids of my own,
so I wanted Robbie
355
00:20:26,018 --> 00:20:30,689
to have the pen and pencil set
my dad gave me on my howling day.
356
00:20:31,648 --> 00:20:35,068
-Roy, your dad gave you this?
-Yeah.
357
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:38,864
It's the one his dad gave to him
on his howling day.
358
00:20:40,741 --> 00:20:43,911
Oh, jeez! Aw!
359
00:20:43,994 --> 00:20:46,205
(BOTH CRYING)
360
00:20:50,876 --> 00:20:55,923
-You're my best friend.
-Buddy, come on over for dinner.
361
00:20:56,924 --> 00:20:58,133
-Okay.
-Come on.
362
00:20:58,300 --> 00:20:59,426
Yeah.
363
00:21:01,637 --> 00:21:04,431
-Oh, uh, Robbie...
-Yeah, Dad?
364
00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:09,061
-You did a good thing here.
-Oh, thanks, Dad. (CHUCKLES)
365
00:21:09,144 --> 00:21:13,148
You know, sometimes it's not important
to understand why you do something.
366
00:21:13,357 --> 00:21:15,567
I howl because I believe in it.
367
00:21:16,193 --> 00:21:17,402
(CHUCKLES)
368
00:21:20,697 --> 00:21:24,159
I don't know why I believe in it,
I just do.
369
00:21:25,035 --> 00:21:28,914
-I understand, Dad. Yeah.
-Okay, I'll see you at home.
370
00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:34,461
-Okay. Bye.
-ROY: Hey, Earl, what about my stuff?
371
00:21:34,545 --> 00:21:37,005
EARL: The kid will get it.
That's why you have kids.
372
00:21:37,089 --> 00:21:39,216
ROY: Hmm. Maybe I should get one.
373
00:21:39,299 --> 00:21:42,010
(CHUCKLES, SIGHS)
374
00:21:48,016 --> 00:21:51,436
ROBBIE: "Only by howling
do we defeat the dark spirit
375
00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:54,064
"which would turn dinosaur
against dinosaur
376
00:21:54,147 --> 00:21:56,316
"and bring an end to our days on Earth."
377
00:21:59,152 --> 00:22:01,363
(HOWLING)
378
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:09,121
(HOWLING)
379
00:22:21,383 --> 00:22:23,385
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)