1 00:00:35,820 --> 00:00:37,635 ray, it's good for that but other then that 2 00:00:37,744 --> 00:00:38,622 Penn is the place to be. 3 00:00:38,698 --> 00:00:40,572 I like Northwestern. 4 00:00:40,617 --> 00:00:44,401 We shall be arriving at Altoona in about 15 minutes. 5 00:00:44,454 --> 00:00:47,823 On your right is Rockview Correctional Institution, 6 00:00:47,874 --> 00:00:50,579 one of the largest prisons in Pennsylvania. 7 00:00:50,627 --> 00:00:54,043 ...today you need a BA and a Masters degree. 8 00:01:14,151 --> 00:01:17,318 Altoona, Pennsylvania. 9 00:01:17,362 --> 00:01:20,399 Get out your baggage checks for Altoona. 10 00:01:40,261 --> 00:01:44,211 ...the obligation of placing in his home the Holy Scriptures 11 00:01:44,265 --> 00:01:48,512 and provide him with instructions in the Christian faith. 12 00:01:48,561 --> 00:01:52,393 As Thomas grows in years, do you Frankie, as godmother, 13 00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:57,149 and you, William, as godfather, promise to fulfil these obligations? 14 00:01:58,780 --> 00:02:03,738 Then, by the power vested in me, I baptise you Thomas. 15 00:02:03,785 --> 00:02:08,328 In the name of the Father, the Son... 16 00:02:08,373 --> 00:02:12,869 Michael! Stop shooting, you're making the minister crazy. 17 00:02:12,919 --> 00:02:14,995 I'm outta here! 18 00:02:16,256 --> 00:02:18,877 By the power vested in me by this state, 19 00:02:18,925 --> 00:02:21,298 I declare you released from custody. 20 00:02:21,344 --> 00:02:25,294 - You're a free man. - Thank you, Master Lincoln. 21 00:02:25,349 --> 00:02:29,133 Try to stay out at least a year. Good luck, Johnny. 22 00:02:29,186 --> 00:02:32,769 - Thank you, Mr Rosen. - You're the best cook here. 23 00:02:32,814 --> 00:02:35,815 I sincerely pray I'll never see you again. 24 00:02:35,859 --> 00:02:39,809 - I'll miss your omelettes! - I'll send you the recipe. 25 00:02:41,573 --> 00:02:45,357 New York City can be a real dangerous, hostile place. 26 00:02:45,411 --> 00:02:47,487 It'll be a nice change. 27 00:02:48,581 --> 00:02:51,866 New beginning for you men, make the most of it. 28 00:02:51,917 --> 00:02:54,408 Come back and cook for us, Johnny! 29 00:02:55,921 --> 00:03:01,164 Delaney! I'm in, I'm out I'm out! Out! 30 00:03:03,095 --> 00:03:05,468 Nice thought, Lester! 31 00:03:07,099 --> 00:03:09,258 Fresh air. 32 00:03:09,310 --> 00:03:11,469 We're really free. 33 00:03:24,242 --> 00:03:28,869 It was a beautiful christening. Thanks for letting us use your house. 34 00:03:28,913 --> 00:03:32,698 I love babies. Now, I don't have any grandchildren... 35 00:03:32,751 --> 00:03:34,708 Don't start, Mum. 36 00:03:34,753 --> 00:03:38,252 Would you stop cleaning and sit down? Come on. 37 00:03:44,805 --> 00:03:48,968 This is the way people live, Frances. Real people. 38 00:03:49,893 --> 00:03:52,182 - What time's your bus? - Late. 39 00:03:52,229 --> 00:03:55,146 I want to spend some time with her. 40 00:03:55,190 --> 00:03:58,440 - Now it's my fault! - Nothing's your fault. 41 00:03:58,485 --> 00:04:00,644 It was a lovely ceremony. 42 00:04:02,072 --> 00:04:04,907 - You wanna try it again? - One more time. 43 00:04:04,950 --> 00:04:08,117 - No! - Please! Yes, one more time. 44 00:04:08,162 --> 00:04:12,112 - Great christening, honey. - Gotta go. Bye, Frankie. 45 00:04:15,127 --> 00:04:17,203 I better get going. 46 00:04:18,047 --> 00:04:21,214 Baby, I worry about you in New York. 47 00:04:21,259 --> 00:04:23,500 I'm fine, Mum. 48 00:04:28,808 --> 00:04:33,055 Maybe I'm not the happiest person who ever lived... 49 00:04:33,104 --> 00:04:35,227 but that's not your fault. 50 00:06:30,265 --> 00:06:32,638 Welcome to New York, you sinners. 51 00:06:32,684 --> 00:06:36,350 This city is filled with sinners, we don't need any more, 52 00:06:36,397 --> 00:06:40,062 but you could be saved if you follow the word of the Lord. 53 00:06:40,109 --> 00:06:44,356 Will you follow? The Lord can save you. Do you wanna be saved? 54 00:06:44,405 --> 00:06:49,150 Do you? You must choose your way today, brothers and sisters. 55 00:06:49,201 --> 00:06:51,692 Do you hear me? You must choose... 56 00:06:51,746 --> 00:06:55,364 Leo! Meet me at the corner. Thank you. 57 00:07:07,387 --> 00:07:09,426 VCR Special 58 00:07:09,472 --> 00:07:10,800 Sale 59 00:07:14,936 --> 00:07:17,012 Cabbie! Taxi! 60 00:07:25,780 --> 00:07:27,903 - What are you doing? - Helen's sick. 61 00:07:27,949 --> 00:07:31,484 They're sending her home. I don't know what's the matter. 62 00:07:33,205 --> 00:07:36,371 Do you want water? Nedda, get me some water, please. 63 00:07:36,416 --> 00:07:38,492 You're going to be OK. 64 00:07:38,543 --> 00:07:41,248 - I'm fine. - I'll tell you when you're fine. 65 00:07:41,296 --> 00:07:43,870 - What's wrong? - He's sending me home. 66 00:07:43,924 --> 00:07:46,379 Twice in one week? Dizzy spells, not good. 67 00:07:46,426 --> 00:07:48,253 It's my medication. 68 00:07:48,303 --> 00:07:50,759 - Nick, I got a cab. - Good. 69 00:07:50,806 --> 00:07:53,760 Here's $10 for the cab, you take Helen home. 70 00:07:53,809 --> 00:07:56,514 - What about me? - You take the bus. 71 00:07:56,562 --> 00:07:58,768 I'll call you this afternoon. 72 00:07:58,814 --> 00:08:02,064 That woman at table five stiffed me last week. 73 00:08:02,109 --> 00:08:05,858 OK, thanks for telling me. I'll burn her toast. 74 00:08:07,656 --> 00:08:12,733 I tell her to stop working so hard, now she tells me that she's fine. 75 00:08:12,787 --> 00:08:14,863 She doesn't look so fine to me. 76 00:08:17,667 --> 00:08:20,418 She's been waiting on me for ten years. 77 00:08:20,461 --> 00:08:23,083 No wonder she's sick. 78 00:08:23,131 --> 00:08:27,757 What are you talking about? You know that nice dress... 79 00:08:27,802 --> 00:08:29,759 Not so much butter! 80 00:08:29,804 --> 00:08:33,553 I say this much, why you use that much? Get off the phone. 81 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:37,514 In a minute, Tino. Listen, baby, as soon I... 82 00:08:37,562 --> 00:08:41,856 - Don't tie that thing up all day. - Luther, who's gonna call you? 83 00:08:41,900 --> 00:08:44,355 Scrambled with sausage, home fries 84 00:08:44,402 --> 00:08:47,072 and a gun to shoot that bitch on three. 85 00:08:47,113 --> 00:08:52,238 - How was your weekend? - It was great. I saw my mum... 86 00:08:52,285 --> 00:08:54,243 Where's my bacon? 87 00:08:54,287 --> 00:08:57,822 I'm backed up. Help me and get lover boy off the phone. 88 00:08:57,874 --> 00:09:02,453 ...that underwear I bought you. - Jorge, hi! Lmmigration! 89 00:09:04,923 --> 00:09:07,212 No, I was just kidding! 90 00:09:10,888 --> 00:09:13,593 OK, here we go. 91 00:09:15,267 --> 00:09:17,343 Good morning, Frankie. 92 00:09:17,394 --> 00:09:22,021 There you go. Sorry it took so long but Tino's real backed up. 93 00:09:23,984 --> 00:09:28,314 Walt learned to juggle oranges, he thinks it gives him vitamin C. 94 00:09:28,364 --> 00:09:33,026 Hi, we have two specials today. We have a feta cheese omelette for 3.95 95 00:09:33,077 --> 00:09:35,615 and a western omelette for 2.95. 96 00:09:35,663 --> 00:09:40,621 - I'll take the pancake special. - No, there are no special pancakes. 97 00:09:40,668 --> 00:09:43,242 There's the feta and the western. 98 00:09:44,338 --> 00:09:48,288 I'll have the French toast special with double syrup. 99 00:09:48,343 --> 00:09:52,423 - My goodness! Did you see that? - Yeah, I saw it. 100 00:09:52,472 --> 00:09:54,630 I'm all right, don't worry. 101 00:09:54,682 --> 00:09:59,807 Look what you did! My father had to work very hard for this car. 102 00:09:59,854 --> 00:10:02,939 - Get her off! - Poke him in the eye! 103 00:10:02,983 --> 00:10:07,277 ...when you give them change, they say, "No, I give you 20." 104 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:10,772 I bring you from Greece to teach you business. 105 00:10:10,824 --> 00:10:13,991 - I try, Uncle Nick. - You can sit anywhere. 106 00:10:14,035 --> 00:10:16,324 Go on, take any table. Once again. 107 00:10:16,371 --> 00:10:20,239 No, it says you looking for a short-order cook. 108 00:10:20,292 --> 00:10:23,625 We're always looking for cooks but they come and they go. 109 00:10:23,670 --> 00:10:27,289 I'm not a come-and-go guy. I'll stick with you if you hire me. 110 00:10:27,341 --> 00:10:29,417 I like your hair like that. 111 00:10:29,468 --> 00:10:33,086 - You don't think it's too young? - No, it's perfect. 112 00:10:33,138 --> 00:10:35,131 - See the guy on two? - The cop? 113 00:10:35,182 --> 00:10:38,100 Wants chopsticks. Where's my bacon? 114 00:10:38,143 --> 00:10:40,848 My references, signed by the governor. 115 00:10:41,981 --> 00:10:45,065 - More like a diploma. - Excuse me. 116 00:10:45,109 --> 00:10:47,434 - Sorry. - Peter, phone call. 117 00:10:47,486 --> 00:10:51,318 This chopstick has tape on it, you can't be that cheap. 118 00:10:51,365 --> 00:10:54,900 - The other one is good. - One chopstick? 119 00:10:54,952 --> 00:10:57,953 You want me to sharpen it and have him stab the food? 120 00:10:57,997 --> 00:11:03,454 Good idea. So, what do you think, pookie? You think I should hire him? 121 00:11:06,089 --> 00:11:08,165 - Yes. - Why? 122 00:11:08,216 --> 00:11:12,510 - I like his face. - Me, too. You're hired. 123 00:11:14,055 --> 00:11:16,629 Thank you, sir. Really, thank you. 124 00:11:16,683 --> 00:11:19,968 - OK. You wanna know why? Ask me why. - Why? 125 00:11:20,020 --> 00:11:24,017 I believe in giving men another chance. Close your ears. 126 00:11:25,275 --> 00:11:29,736 Until he fucks up. This country gave me another chance. 127 00:11:29,780 --> 00:11:33,113 Close your ears, pookie. I didn't fuck up. 128 00:11:33,158 --> 00:11:35,696 - This is between us. - Thank you. 129 00:11:35,744 --> 00:11:38,496 I won't... Could you close your ears? 130 00:11:40,582 --> 00:11:43,038 I won't fuck up. 131 00:11:43,085 --> 00:11:47,165 Here. Fill this out, you bring back tomorrow, all right? 132 00:11:48,132 --> 00:11:50,836 - You start tomorrow, 6am. - I can start now. 133 00:11:50,884 --> 00:11:54,550 Tomorrow's good. I'm Nick, you're Johnny? 134 00:11:54,597 --> 00:11:57,800 - How'd you hurt your hand? - Soccer. You play soccer? 135 00:11:57,850 --> 00:12:00,804 - No. I play handball, though. - OK, tomorrow. 136 00:12:00,853 --> 00:12:03,973 Nice you meeting, pookie. I'll see you at six. 137 00:12:08,444 --> 00:12:11,362 - Got a job today! - Who gives a shit? 138 00:12:14,033 --> 00:12:16,156 The head is ten points. 139 00:12:16,202 --> 00:12:18,444 How much for the belly button? 140 00:12:20,456 --> 00:12:23,991 Man! Winner! One more. You know what I'm saying. 141 00:12:24,043 --> 00:12:26,878 Stop playing and get out of here. Come on. 142 00:12:26,921 --> 00:12:30,753 You took away our playgrounds now you take away our stiffs. 143 00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:35,509 Guy comes out of the garage, gets in his car and gets shot. 144 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:02,452 Hello? How are my shelves? 145 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:13,505 - I'm a friend of Tim's. I'm Bobby. - Where's Tim? 146 00:13:14,595 --> 00:13:17,596 He's in his place. You were out of beer. 147 00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:20,475 - Nice elephant collection. - Thanks. 148 00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:25,854 He asked me to help with your shelves. You like 'em? 149 00:13:26,941 --> 00:13:29,099 A little crooked but... yeah. 150 00:13:29,151 --> 00:13:31,987 The shelves aren't crooked. It's your floor. 151 00:13:33,030 --> 00:13:37,692 There she is! There's the little godmother. Welcome home. 152 00:13:37,744 --> 00:13:39,820 Have you met Bobby? 153 00:13:42,248 --> 00:13:44,407 We met at a Dr Pepper audition. 154 00:13:44,459 --> 00:13:47,828 He was the big pepper, I was the little pepper. 155 00:13:48,922 --> 00:13:50,795 Hands on buzzers. 156 00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:53,925 Acrophobia is the fear of high places, 157 00:13:53,968 --> 00:13:56,542 agoraphobia is the fear of open spaces, 158 00:13:56,596 --> 00:14:00,012 but what are you afraid of if you're xenophobic? 159 00:14:00,058 --> 00:14:01,718 Foreigners. 160 00:14:01,768 --> 00:14:05,102 - Foreigners. - Foreigners or strangers. Correct! 161 00:14:05,147 --> 00:14:08,812 Lucy, this is Bobby. He'll be taking you for your walk. 162 00:14:08,859 --> 00:14:12,310 She likes to chase Limos. She has delusions of grandeur. 163 00:14:12,362 --> 00:14:16,111 I know how to walk a dog. We do have these things in Kentucky. 164 00:14:16,158 --> 00:14:18,400 Kentucky! I'm dating Huck Finn! 165 00:14:18,452 --> 00:14:21,951 - Nice to meet you, Frankie. - You too, Big Pepper. 166 00:14:23,165 --> 00:14:25,738 So, have I found Shangri-La? 167 00:14:25,793 --> 00:14:28,877 - He's nice. - That's a rotten thing to say. 168 00:14:30,547 --> 00:14:33,383 He's very nice! What do you want me to say? 169 00:14:33,425 --> 00:14:36,344 I leave you alone for two seconds... 170 00:14:36,388 --> 00:14:40,006 I know. I said I'd never fall in love again. 171 00:14:40,058 --> 00:14:43,178 - Where did that get me? - Don't get dramatic. 172 00:14:43,228 --> 00:14:45,387 It's an occupational hazard. 173 00:14:46,481 --> 00:14:48,640 I love watching TV with you, 174 00:14:48,692 --> 00:14:51,812 I hope we'll best friends the rest of our lives 175 00:14:51,862 --> 00:14:56,275 but there's a whole world out there, it's no use pretending there's not 176 00:14:56,325 --> 00:14:59,860 just because our feelings got hurt or there's some virus. 177 00:14:59,912 --> 00:15:01,988 I know. 178 00:15:03,499 --> 00:15:05,575 But I'm going for a VCR. 179 00:15:06,377 --> 00:15:10,209 A VCR. I hope it comes with a lot of attachments. 180 00:15:10,256 --> 00:15:13,874 - Is that a life? - Send out for a pizza, rent a film. 181 00:15:13,926 --> 00:15:15,800 That's dinner and a movie 182 00:15:15,845 --> 00:15:20,423 and I don't have to deal with some schmuck putting his tongue in my ear. 183 00:15:21,767 --> 00:15:25,979 What is the topic of discussion when lepidopterists get together? 184 00:15:26,022 --> 00:15:27,682 Butterflies. 185 00:15:27,732 --> 00:15:31,646 - Gems? - No, ma'am. Butterflies or moths. 186 00:15:31,694 --> 00:15:35,739 You've been to college, you should know that. 187 00:15:49,212 --> 00:15:51,288 I'm fine. 188 00:15:52,465 --> 00:15:54,542 I'm fine. 189 00:16:01,308 --> 00:16:04,511 Give her a kiss. Give her a nice kiss. 190 00:16:11,652 --> 00:16:13,561 Want some bran? 191 00:16:14,655 --> 00:16:18,190 May as well just eat rope and yank it through. 192 00:16:18,242 --> 00:16:20,484 Come on! 193 00:16:21,161 --> 00:16:24,162 You have feet, you have shoes! Run! 194 00:16:26,417 --> 00:16:29,418 Papa! Are you OK? 195 00:16:29,462 --> 00:16:32,463 - What's happening? - Don't poke! Please. 196 00:16:35,009 --> 00:16:38,959 Hi, are you buying? I'm on sale. I'll pay you Thursday. 197 00:16:40,306 --> 00:16:42,263 How you doing? 198 00:16:43,351 --> 00:16:45,593 Hi. Looking for company? 199 00:16:45,645 --> 00:16:49,808 - I don't know. What's the rate now? - $100. Cash. 200 00:16:49,857 --> 00:16:53,226 I appreciate the offer but that's a little out of my... 201 00:16:53,278 --> 00:16:55,982 Listen, it's slow tonight. We can talk. 202 00:16:56,030 --> 00:16:59,814 - You wanna talk? OK, let's... - So, what do you like? 203 00:16:59,868 --> 00:17:02,785 What about the spoon position? 204 00:17:02,829 --> 00:17:05,783 What you gonna do to me in the spoon position? 205 00:17:06,875 --> 00:17:08,998 Party time. 206 00:17:09,044 --> 00:17:12,163 - Celeste, no... - Christine. 207 00:17:13,465 --> 00:17:16,632 Yeah, well, clothes on. You know what I mean? 208 00:17:19,221 --> 00:17:21,759 Clothes on, spoon position. 209 00:17:21,807 --> 00:17:24,049 I will go on with dynamite. 210 00:17:24,101 --> 00:17:27,018 People got to be able to see as well as hear. 211 00:17:27,062 --> 00:17:29,518 Watch this, I'll do Bette Davis... 212 00:18:04,559 --> 00:18:08,343 You all right, man. That's like a move, ain't it? 213 00:18:09,981 --> 00:18:13,148 All right! Chop that celery! 214 00:18:13,192 --> 00:18:16,941 - That's a good way to lose a finger. - Do it, baby. 215 00:18:16,988 --> 00:18:20,322 I had a cousin, he lost two fingers at his last job. 216 00:18:20,366 --> 00:18:23,284 - He can't even tie his own shoes. - Come on! 217 00:18:23,328 --> 00:18:26,495 - I wear loafers anyway. - Frankie, come here. 218 00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:30,626 Look at this guy, he's a hot dog. 219 00:18:30,669 --> 00:18:33,835 He's cute, though. He's got a cute little ass. 220 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:37,581 - Why don't you tell him? - I think I will. Hey, Zorro! 221 00:18:38,468 --> 00:18:41,422 Anybody ever tell you you got a cute ass? 222 00:18:41,471 --> 00:18:43,962 - Last job I had. - Are you blushing? 223 00:18:44,016 --> 00:18:48,761 Stop bothering the new guy. Everybody get to work for a change. 224 00:18:48,812 --> 00:18:53,605 Scrambled with bacon, two easy-overs with sausage and a Belgian waffle. 225 00:18:57,029 --> 00:18:59,401 I'm Johnny. Who are you? 226 00:18:59,448 --> 00:19:03,066 These eggs aren't runny. Mr DeLeon likes them runny. 227 00:19:03,118 --> 00:19:05,906 They look runny to me. They're pretty runny. 228 00:19:07,123 --> 00:19:10,207 - He's a regular. - Who can argue with that? 229 00:19:10,251 --> 00:19:12,374 And who can argue with you? 230 00:19:12,420 --> 00:19:16,916 "Thy head is full of quarrel like an egg is full of meat." 231 00:19:16,966 --> 00:19:19,837 Romeo and Juliet. I'm reading it now. 232 00:19:21,220 --> 00:19:24,589 Act three, scene one. I can't find it now. 233 00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:26,717 OK, raw eggs coming up. 234 00:19:28,394 --> 00:19:30,850 Not raw, runny. 235 00:19:40,990 --> 00:19:43,279 Wait a minute. Stop! 236 00:19:45,036 --> 00:19:47,741 Nick, the pie machine's gone berserk. 237 00:19:49,374 --> 00:19:52,624 Look, if he jumps, he jumps but they never do. 238 00:19:52,669 --> 00:19:55,504 I gotta go, I'll call you later. Yeah, bye. 239 00:20:02,137 --> 00:20:04,379 - What do you think of him? - Who? 240 00:20:04,431 --> 00:20:07,681 - The guy. The new guy. - He just started, Cora. 241 00:20:07,726 --> 00:20:11,226 I've been checking him out. Something about him I don't like. 242 00:20:11,271 --> 00:20:13,478 I know what you mean. Some wise guy. 243 00:20:13,524 --> 00:20:15,563 No, it's the headband. 244 00:20:15,609 --> 00:20:18,610 - He is cute. - You always see something cute. 245 00:20:18,654 --> 00:20:21,690 - I'm lucky like that. - Is Helen still out? 246 00:20:21,740 --> 00:20:23,614 She'll be back tomorrow. 247 00:20:23,659 --> 00:20:27,075 You know what your problem is? You're too picky. 248 00:20:27,121 --> 00:20:31,285 Women like that always have opinions about women like us. 249 00:20:33,085 --> 00:20:36,122 - How do those look? - Perfect! 250 00:20:36,172 --> 00:20:40,549 You girls take such good care of me. I know, I should have said ladies! 251 00:20:42,387 --> 00:20:44,593 No, you should have said women. 252 00:20:44,639 --> 00:20:47,593 Frankie, you're looking at a very old dog. 253 00:20:47,642 --> 00:20:51,177 In my time I've said tootsies, dolls, gals, chicks, babes, 254 00:20:51,229 --> 00:20:54,479 sometimes even broads - that's when I was a young man. 255 00:20:54,524 --> 00:20:58,985 When I was a young man, the wonder-drug was Mercurochrome. 256 00:20:59,029 --> 00:21:03,109 Did I tell you my daughter-in-law wants me to call her Ms? 257 00:21:03,158 --> 00:21:06,242 I put up with her because of my grandchildren. 258 00:21:06,286 --> 00:21:08,362 Have I shown you pictures of them? 259 00:21:08,413 --> 00:21:12,458 Want to see them again? Some of them are out of focus. 260 00:21:16,129 --> 00:21:18,336 Peter, telephone. 261 00:21:18,382 --> 00:21:21,964 How can VCRs be so complicated? 262 00:21:23,095 --> 00:21:26,215 - What's his story? - Ask Cora. 263 00:21:26,265 --> 00:21:29,716 She after him already? She's fast! 264 00:21:29,768 --> 00:21:32,520 Like a bullet! 265 00:21:32,563 --> 00:21:34,639 Maybe Jorge knows about VCRs. 266 00:21:34,690 --> 00:21:37,359 That boy? All he got on his mind is pussy. 267 00:21:39,445 --> 00:21:43,229 You open his head, you'll find little hairy triangles. 268 00:21:44,575 --> 00:21:46,817 Frankie, come here. 269 00:21:49,747 --> 00:21:54,374 The professor from the college just stuck his hand up my skirt again. 270 00:21:54,418 --> 00:21:56,707 OK. You pour, I'll bump. 271 00:22:01,342 --> 00:22:05,007 - Let me freshen that up for you. - I always like more. 272 00:22:05,054 --> 00:22:07,130 It's very cold. 273 00:22:07,181 --> 00:22:10,551 I am so sorry! Are you all right? 274 00:22:10,602 --> 00:22:12,678 I'm so sorry. 275 00:22:21,988 --> 00:22:24,064 Helen's in the hospital. 276 00:22:24,115 --> 00:22:27,983 Her neighbour just called. She thinks this is it. 277 00:22:30,288 --> 00:22:33,325 15 years she works here. It's a long time. 278 00:22:45,554 --> 00:22:48,674 Do you think she knows we're here? 279 00:22:50,976 --> 00:22:53,052 I don't know. 280 00:22:55,773 --> 00:22:57,849 It's a hospital. 281 00:23:02,655 --> 00:23:06,024 Helen, honey, it's Cora. Can you hear me? 282 00:23:07,118 --> 00:23:10,569 Excuse me. Could you leave now? Helen has another visitor. 283 00:23:10,621 --> 00:23:12,697 We're leaving. 284 00:23:18,796 --> 00:23:21,667 We're gonna go now. We'll be back tomorrow. 285 00:23:25,595 --> 00:23:29,889 Do you think we're gonna end up like this? Alone. 286 00:23:32,435 --> 00:23:34,511 She's not alone. 287 00:23:40,151 --> 00:23:42,227 She's alone. 288 00:24:17,231 --> 00:24:21,395 Easy. We'll need something under his head. Let me have your jacket. 289 00:24:23,279 --> 00:24:25,734 Back off, OK? Give him a little room. 290 00:24:25,781 --> 00:24:29,150 - It's not like your father's... - What's going on? 291 00:24:29,201 --> 00:24:31,574 - Where's Nick? - At the hospital. 292 00:24:31,621 --> 00:24:34,242 - What's wrong? - He's having a fit. 293 00:24:34,290 --> 00:24:36,164 Call an ambulance. 294 00:24:36,209 --> 00:24:38,581 - I love... - What is wrong with you? 295 00:24:38,628 --> 00:24:40,371 That's my girlfriend! 296 00:24:40,421 --> 00:24:44,668 He's just sitting there, then he falls like a ton of bricks. 297 00:24:44,717 --> 00:24:46,757 Stand back. 298 00:24:46,803 --> 00:24:51,679 We need an ambulance, please. The Apollo restaurant, 23rd and Ninth. 299 00:24:51,724 --> 00:24:54,560 Is there a doctor here? 300 00:24:54,602 --> 00:24:56,928 Is anybody a doctor here? 301 00:24:56,980 --> 00:25:01,060 - You're dressed like a nurse. - I'm a dental technician. 302 00:25:01,109 --> 00:25:04,525 - We're gonna need an ambulance. - They're on the way. 303 00:25:04,571 --> 00:25:08,569 You gotta get him on his side so he can breathe right. 304 00:25:08,617 --> 00:25:10,693 Where did you learn that? 305 00:25:10,744 --> 00:25:14,195 Campfire Girl... I don't remember. Is he epileptic? 306 00:25:15,165 --> 00:25:17,952 - Yeah, I think... - Sure? It could be drugs. 307 00:25:18,001 --> 00:25:21,750 Drugs? He don't look like an addict to me. What is it? 308 00:25:21,797 --> 00:25:23,671 Epilepsy! 309 00:25:23,715 --> 00:25:28,259 Yeah, he's epileptic. Go back to your tables, he's fine. 310 00:25:28,304 --> 00:25:30,795 The ambulance is coming. Thank you. 311 00:25:30,848 --> 00:25:34,466 Thanks for cooperating. Free coffee for everyone. 312 00:25:34,518 --> 00:25:37,638 - Give everyone... - Nick'll kill you. 313 00:25:37,688 --> 00:25:40,179 You can make that call now, Jorge. 314 00:25:41,525 --> 00:25:43,648 Your name is Frankie, right? 315 00:25:44,737 --> 00:25:46,813 - I'm Johnny. - I know. 316 00:25:46,864 --> 00:25:48,987 Frankie And Johnny, the song. 317 00:25:49,033 --> 00:25:52,532 Yeah, I've heard of it. Is he breathing all right? 318 00:25:52,578 --> 00:25:55,828 Yeah. Frankie and Johnny were sweethearts... 319 00:25:55,873 --> 00:25:59,574 - I don't think he's breathing right. - He's breathing. 320 00:25:59,627 --> 00:26:02,083 - Why not go out with me tonight? - What? 321 00:26:02,839 --> 00:26:05,626 I'm asking you out with me tonight, on a date. 322 00:26:06,259 --> 00:26:08,501 He just asked her out. 323 00:26:08,553 --> 00:26:11,756 - I don't believe this. - What's not to believe? 324 00:26:11,806 --> 00:26:15,258 No. Keep him company. I'll wait for the ambulance. 325 00:26:18,229 --> 00:26:21,599 - Welcome to the world. - What happened? 326 00:26:21,650 --> 00:26:25,730 Nothing much. I just got turned down by some woman. 327 00:26:25,779 --> 00:26:27,855 You're gonna be fine. 328 00:26:40,544 --> 00:26:42,537 Hey, Lucy. 329 00:29:01,897 --> 00:29:05,016 I'm actually in Rego Park. 330 00:29:14,660 --> 00:29:17,032 Look who's here. 331 00:29:21,375 --> 00:29:24,292 What's he doing here? He didn't know her. 332 00:29:24,336 --> 00:29:27,752 Sure he did. His first day was her last... I think. 333 00:29:27,798 --> 00:29:30,503 Helen can use all the mourners she can get. 334 00:29:30,551 --> 00:29:32,959 - Nedda! - I didn't mean it unkindly, 335 00:29:33,012 --> 00:29:35,764 I'm just glad we didn't book St Patrick's. 336 00:29:35,806 --> 00:29:39,471 Tino and Luther were here earlier, Nick got the flowers. 337 00:29:39,518 --> 00:29:41,891 - They're nice. - I gotta go. 338 00:29:41,938 --> 00:29:45,686 I'm gonna go with you. Funerals give me the willies. 339 00:29:45,733 --> 00:29:48,271 - You gonna come? - We just got here. 340 00:29:48,319 --> 00:29:51,854 - It's the thought. - I don't wanna leave her alone. 341 00:29:57,078 --> 00:29:59,154 Yeah, sure. 342 00:30:02,208 --> 00:30:06,253 Come on, Nedda, we don't need a brick wall to fall on us. 343 00:30:06,296 --> 00:30:08,751 Shut up, don't be ridiculous. 344 00:30:09,841 --> 00:30:13,839 You're picking up a guy in a funeral parlour 345 00:30:13,887 --> 00:30:16,888 in front of a freakin' stiff! 346 00:30:16,932 --> 00:30:20,597 In my wildest dreams I didn't do anything like that. 347 00:30:20,644 --> 00:30:22,933 Blow it out your ass. 348 00:30:25,399 --> 00:30:27,356 Charming. 349 00:30:32,364 --> 00:30:34,487 Sorry, Helen. 350 00:31:28,338 --> 00:31:30,627 Who do I have to fuck to get a waffle? 351 00:31:33,593 --> 00:31:35,467 Forget about the waffle. 352 00:31:36,596 --> 00:31:39,800 Thank you, Tino, Oscar's a lot better. 353 00:31:39,850 --> 00:31:44,393 Hot plates, look out. Here's another present for you, Luther. 354 00:31:51,528 --> 00:31:53,770 Can I ask you something? 355 00:31:54,865 --> 00:31:57,154 Yeah, shoot. 356 00:31:59,703 --> 00:32:02,621 Tino, give me a moment here. Thank you. 357 00:32:04,458 --> 00:32:07,792 - I'll clean that later. - Did you know Helen? 358 00:32:07,837 --> 00:32:11,704 - It looked like you were crying. - Death is very sad. 359 00:32:13,342 --> 00:32:15,418 But you didn't even know her. 360 00:32:15,469 --> 00:32:20,131 You don't have to know someone to feel sad for them. It's empathy. 361 00:32:20,182 --> 00:32:22,341 Yeah. Empathy, yeah. 362 00:32:22,393 --> 00:32:26,343 Empathy. The sympathetic vibrations of two human beings. 363 00:32:26,397 --> 00:32:29,067 - I know what it means. - No, you don't. 364 00:32:29,108 --> 00:32:31,943 I didn't know either till I looked it up. 365 00:32:31,986 --> 00:32:35,936 You see, every day when I'm shaving, I look up a new word. 366 00:32:40,370 --> 00:32:43,287 It's a little piece of turkey, that's all. 367 00:32:43,331 --> 00:32:46,783 How can you have empathy with someone you've never met? 368 00:32:46,835 --> 00:32:52,375 I didn't have to meet her. I just looked at her picture and I knew. 369 00:32:53,341 --> 00:32:56,960 I knew she lived alone, I knew she had these dreams 370 00:32:57,012 --> 00:33:00,463 that weren't quite enough to keep her heart beating 371 00:33:00,515 --> 00:33:04,216 so she kept it going by putting a bottle of Four Roses 372 00:33:04,269 --> 00:33:06,974 under her pillow - nobody knew about. 373 00:33:08,774 --> 00:33:11,063 Vodka. 374 00:33:11,109 --> 00:33:15,855 You should get a crystal ball and a turban, you'd make a lot more money. 375 00:33:15,906 --> 00:33:20,864 I'm no fortune teller. I just tell it the way I see it. 376 00:33:20,911 --> 00:33:26,036 She had that look. My mother had that look her whole life. 377 00:33:26,083 --> 00:33:27,827 Disappointed. 378 00:33:28,919 --> 00:33:32,205 I need a blood sausage and hash browns. 379 00:33:32,256 --> 00:33:34,664 Nedda! She's just asking me out! 380 00:33:34,717 --> 00:33:37,718 I am not! I am not asking you out. 381 00:33:40,431 --> 00:33:45,177 - I'm sorry I'm interrupting. - You're slicing the turkey too thin! 382 00:33:50,858 --> 00:33:53,017 That's OK, I'll wait. 383 00:34:01,035 --> 00:34:04,036 Baby, you know how I feel about you, right? 384 00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:06,239 Don't monopolise the phone. 385 00:34:18,512 --> 00:34:20,588 Thank you, Cora. 386 00:35:07,687 --> 00:35:09,929 Did you come? 387 00:35:09,981 --> 00:35:13,397 Yes. I usually can hold it longer than that. 388 00:35:16,196 --> 00:35:19,814 - Sorry. - But it didn't seem like you came. 389 00:35:22,869 --> 00:35:27,827 I came. I did. That was terrific. 390 00:35:29,543 --> 00:35:31,749 Are you sure? 391 00:35:31,795 --> 00:35:34,796 Are you kidding? Of course I did. 392 00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:39,087 Yeah, but usually a guy will moan and yell or something, 393 00:35:39,136 --> 00:35:41,757 you didn't even clear your throat. 394 00:35:42,848 --> 00:35:45,303 I trained myself to do it quietly. 395 00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:51,518 - Why? - Let's just say I've been in places 396 00:35:51,565 --> 00:35:56,476 where full-throated orgasm would be highly inappropriate. 397 00:35:56,528 --> 00:36:00,478 - You mean like a monastery? - Yeah, sort of. 398 00:36:04,036 --> 00:36:06,278 I'm dizzy. 399 00:36:08,541 --> 00:36:11,992 Maybe the shoes was too much for you. 400 00:36:12,044 --> 00:36:14,120 It could have been. 401 00:36:14,171 --> 00:36:16,745 - Or position maybe. - Position! Yes! 402 00:36:17,842 --> 00:36:21,293 I like that position. Woman astride. Yes. 403 00:36:21,345 --> 00:36:25,390 Why didn't you say something? I would have done it. 404 00:36:26,476 --> 00:36:29,975 You did it. That's what this is, astride. 405 00:36:31,773 --> 00:36:34,893 - What, on top? - Yeah, on top. Like this. 406 00:36:40,323 --> 00:36:42,779 Though my lips were sealed, 407 00:36:42,826 --> 00:36:46,989 my mind and my body were just shooting off fireworks. 408 00:36:54,171 --> 00:36:56,709 So, it wasn't exactly perfect. 409 00:36:59,092 --> 00:37:01,168 Don't worry about it. 410 00:37:03,096 --> 00:37:08,767 I wasn't exactly 100% - these shoes are cute but they kill my feet. 411 00:37:10,062 --> 00:37:12,138 Can I stay over? 412 00:37:16,819 --> 00:37:18,895 Why not? 413 00:37:18,946 --> 00:37:23,110 Because if you stay over, the two of us will lay here all night, awake, 414 00:37:23,159 --> 00:37:27,026 pretending to be asleep but wondering why we didn't hit it off. 415 00:37:28,122 --> 00:37:32,914 Johnny, you're just lonely. I'm just lonely. 416 00:37:34,086 --> 00:37:36,791 We don't have to be Romeo and Juliet. 417 00:37:40,259 --> 00:37:42,335 Lonely. 418 00:37:44,847 --> 00:37:47,303 You got a boyfriend, you said. 419 00:37:48,559 --> 00:37:52,972 I got two boyfriends. I'm looking for one Mr Right. 420 00:38:04,034 --> 00:38:07,533 - I'll see you tomorrow. - See you at the salt mines. 421 00:38:07,579 --> 00:38:09,737 - Bye. - Good night. 422 00:38:15,629 --> 00:38:18,796 - It's not the end of the world. - I know. 423 00:38:20,926 --> 00:38:23,417 I seen the end of the world. 424 00:38:33,188 --> 00:38:37,400 "But look, the morn, in russet mantle clad 425 00:38:37,443 --> 00:38:42,021 "Walks o'er the dew of yon high eastward hill." 426 00:38:42,072 --> 00:38:45,572 - The morn? - What the hell does it mean? 427 00:38:45,618 --> 00:38:47,776 It means the sun is up. 428 00:38:47,828 --> 00:38:51,162 Why doesn't he just say so instead of this bullshit? 429 00:38:51,207 --> 00:38:54,623 Because he's Shakespeare. The greatest poet ever. 430 00:38:55,294 --> 00:38:57,999 Are you saying you don't respect me any more? 431 00:38:58,047 --> 00:39:01,499 - I could care less! - I don't respect you any more. 432 00:39:01,551 --> 00:39:03,923 I think you're both a pair of tramps. 433 00:39:03,970 --> 00:39:07,303 Look, I did you both a favour, I tried him out. 434 00:39:08,683 --> 00:39:10,759 Did he really...? 435 00:39:12,270 --> 00:39:15,105 Two minutes tops! 436 00:39:15,148 --> 00:39:18,683 - I hate that! - And so quiet. Like a mouse. 437 00:39:18,735 --> 00:39:21,736 Marcel Marceau comes louder than this guy. 438 00:39:21,780 --> 00:39:25,398 Maybe you scared him. That isn't out of the question. 439 00:39:25,450 --> 00:39:28,404 Well, maybe so but I don't read poetry. 440 00:39:28,453 --> 00:39:31,703 As I see it, you need two words to make it in this town - 441 00:39:31,748 --> 00:39:33,824 "fuck" and "you". 442 00:39:33,875 --> 00:39:38,169 - Someone didn't get laid last night. - I get laid every night. 443 00:39:38,213 --> 00:39:40,253 I bet you do. 444 00:39:41,633 --> 00:39:45,049 - No, not the wig! - No! I knew not to use the wig. 445 00:39:45,095 --> 00:39:49,342 Do you know those gold pumps I got? The stilettos? I put 'em on, 446 00:39:49,391 --> 00:39:52,178 things are looking good, but then I... 447 00:39:59,443 --> 00:40:01,685 I know what you two are talking about. 448 00:40:01,737 --> 00:40:03,611 - You do? - Of course I do. 449 00:40:03,656 --> 00:40:06,361 What are we talking about? Say the word. 450 00:40:06,409 --> 00:40:09,612 - Leave her alone. - Just one time. Just for me. 451 00:40:09,662 --> 00:40:13,909 - Copulate. Say it. - Cora, leave her alone. 452 00:40:13,958 --> 00:40:16,745 - Once in your life. - You are so mean! 453 00:40:16,794 --> 00:40:20,839 You can do it! On the count of three. One, two, three! 454 00:40:20,882 --> 00:40:22,958 I watch Dr Ruth. 455 00:40:26,471 --> 00:40:28,463 Peter, telephone. 456 00:40:28,514 --> 00:40:30,887 Yeah. How much? 457 00:40:34,479 --> 00:40:36,353 What's with you? 458 00:40:39,776 --> 00:40:43,441 Ladies and gentlemen, staff, I have an announcement. 459 00:40:43,488 --> 00:40:47,568 - Crazy busboy. - I sold my first script. 460 00:40:47,617 --> 00:40:50,951 Right! They're flying me first class to sunny LA 461 00:40:50,996 --> 00:40:53,665 to begin shooting Bloods On The Moon! 462 00:40:54,750 --> 00:40:57,667 I'll give you one last day and I'm off to Hollywood. 463 00:41:14,562 --> 00:41:17,017 Son of a bitch! Pardon my French. 464 00:41:19,900 --> 00:41:22,059 Nice shot. 465 00:41:22,987 --> 00:41:26,071 OK, serving for the game, this is it. 466 00:41:27,450 --> 00:41:29,489 I got you now! Go, Joe! 467 00:41:29,535 --> 00:41:32,287 Shit! Pardon my French. 468 00:41:36,209 --> 00:41:39,163 - Out! - There it is, good game. Good game. 469 00:41:39,212 --> 00:41:42,711 - Good one, Joe. - I gotta go catch criminals. 470 00:41:49,597 --> 00:41:53,216 Why won't you go to Peter's going-away party with me? 471 00:41:54,477 --> 00:41:57,431 - I don't want to. - I'll pick you up at seven. 472 00:41:57,480 --> 00:42:01,312 - Sometimes you're really obnoxious. - I'm not obnoxious. 473 00:42:01,359 --> 00:42:05,357 I'm just eager to go out with you. That's a big difference. 474 00:42:05,405 --> 00:42:07,896 545 West 54th Street, right? 475 00:42:08,867 --> 00:42:11,903 - How do you know that? - Come on, it's on your punchcard. 476 00:42:11,953 --> 00:42:16,247 What are you doing looking at my punchcard? You stay away from it. 477 00:42:16,291 --> 00:42:18,498 What's your apartment number? 478 00:42:22,923 --> 00:42:25,628 - 6A. - No, I don't believe you. 479 00:42:36,688 --> 00:42:39,808 6B? 3F? Am I close? 480 00:42:39,858 --> 00:42:43,192 - Am I talking to myself over here? - Just a minute. 481 00:42:43,236 --> 00:42:47,448 What can I do to make you respond to me? Can I write little notes? 482 00:42:47,491 --> 00:42:49,649 I don't respond to little notes. 483 00:42:49,701 --> 00:42:53,402 - What about if I give you presents? - You can afford that? 484 00:42:53,455 --> 00:42:57,323 - I'm saying little. - I don't like presents and things. 485 00:42:57,376 --> 00:43:01,753 I know, I gonna back off but I gotta tell you something. 486 00:43:01,797 --> 00:43:05,380 - I got a crush on you. - Burger Deluxe, pick up. 487 00:43:06,969 --> 00:43:09,045 Why do you want to go out with me? 488 00:43:09,096 --> 00:43:12,014 Because the heart does things for reasons 489 00:43:12,058 --> 00:43:14,549 that reason cannot understand. 490 00:43:14,602 --> 00:43:17,769 Does Nick know about this? I'm gonna tell Nick. 491 00:43:17,813 --> 00:43:21,432 You got her jealous, you see? You got her all riled up. 492 00:43:21,484 --> 00:43:24,568 I want to know why you want to go out with me. 493 00:43:24,612 --> 00:43:28,277 We're gonna go to the party and walk in alone? 494 00:43:28,324 --> 00:43:30,815 Our whole life we spend alone at parties. 495 00:43:30,868 --> 00:43:34,700 So we walk in together, it's not so bad. So bad? 496 00:43:37,125 --> 00:43:39,794 No, it's not. We can do it. 497 00:43:40,879 --> 00:43:44,544 - What? Do what? - What's the matter? 498 00:43:44,591 --> 00:43:47,426 I don't even remember what my order was! 499 00:43:47,469 --> 00:43:51,716 One meatloaf platter and two chef's salads. 500 00:43:52,807 --> 00:43:54,884 See? I never forget an order. 501 00:43:54,935 --> 00:43:59,146 Cancel the tuna melt, the customer just died of malnutrition. 502 00:43:59,189 --> 00:44:02,024 I'm giving his lawyer your number, OK? 503 00:44:18,375 --> 00:44:21,958 Try something a little more festive. You need these? 504 00:44:22,630 --> 00:44:24,587 No, not yet. 505 00:44:26,592 --> 00:44:29,379 I'm too old for this shit. 506 00:44:29,428 --> 00:44:31,385 Come on. 507 00:44:34,308 --> 00:44:38,851 - You look like an Italian widow. - I wish you'd just come with me. 508 00:44:38,896 --> 00:44:42,941 I can't. I've cancelled this dinner three times already. 509 00:44:42,984 --> 00:44:45,142 I hate going to parties alone. 510 00:44:45,194 --> 00:44:48,314 I always feel like everybody's staring at me. 511 00:44:48,364 --> 00:44:52,694 Dressed in that they probably are. What time is the bullfight? 512 00:44:52,744 --> 00:44:54,986 Let me weave my magic spell. 513 00:44:57,415 --> 00:45:01,199 The land of lost dresses. And the winner is...! 514 00:45:03,088 --> 00:45:07,584 There. Now that is a party dress. I feel prettier already. 515 00:45:07,634 --> 00:45:11,382 If you don't want to go to parties alone, start dating again. 516 00:45:11,429 --> 00:45:15,213 She hasn't had a date in three years. Not since Phillip... 517 00:45:15,267 --> 00:45:18,552 - I said the "Ph" word. - It's not true. 518 00:45:18,603 --> 00:45:21,972 What about that Welshman? I dated him that whole summer. 519 00:45:22,024 --> 00:45:24,100 Please! I don't count him. 520 00:45:24,151 --> 00:45:26,856 What? He asked me to marry him. 521 00:45:26,904 --> 00:45:31,233 That's why I didn't like him. I knew he wouldn't leave his wife. 522 00:45:31,283 --> 00:45:33,739 What do you know about those things? 523 00:45:33,786 --> 00:45:37,071 - More than you do obviously. - She doesn't have to date. 524 00:45:37,122 --> 00:45:39,281 I don't date by choice. 525 00:45:39,333 --> 00:45:41,824 Too bad because I love your choices. 526 00:45:41,877 --> 00:45:44,547 We went from Mr Abuse You to Mr Use You, 527 00:45:44,588 --> 00:45:48,882 plus a fling with a cross dresser that I blew the whistle on. 528 00:45:53,514 --> 00:45:58,509 Yes! Mama, the pumps. Definitely the pumps. Bobby, what do you think? 529 00:45:58,561 --> 00:46:02,393 - Leave me out of it. - I'm giving us six weeks. 530 00:46:04,442 --> 00:46:06,600 Are you expecting someone? 531 00:46:10,448 --> 00:46:12,524 Hello, who is it? 532 00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:19,572 I just got goosebumps. Do you know that song? 533 00:46:21,459 --> 00:46:23,251 Four weeks. 534 00:46:23,294 --> 00:46:27,957 It says your name but it doesn't say the apartment number. 535 00:46:28,008 --> 00:46:32,052 - 6A. What? - It's the new guy at work. The cook. 536 00:46:32,095 --> 00:46:34,551 - Is he cute? - Yeah, sort of. 537 00:46:34,598 --> 00:46:37,848 Do you have a date with him or did you order sandwiches? 538 00:46:37,893 --> 00:46:41,096 No, he asked me to go out with him and I told him no 539 00:46:41,146 --> 00:46:44,764 then he asked me to Peter's party and I said no, I think. 540 00:46:44,816 --> 00:46:46,939 What did I say? 541 00:46:46,985 --> 00:46:50,734 How should I know? Who cares? It's a gentleman caller. 542 00:46:52,825 --> 00:46:56,158 What did he do? Run up? This guy means business. 543 00:46:56,203 --> 00:46:58,279 - Should I get it? - Wait! 544 00:46:59,123 --> 00:47:00,997 Who are you gonna say you are? 545 00:47:01,041 --> 00:47:05,750 The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance! What's wrong with you? How do I look? 546 00:47:05,796 --> 00:47:09,379 - I'm supposed to say that! - Yeah, but you never do. 547 00:47:11,552 --> 00:47:14,174 My God! I look like the Breck girl. 548 00:47:18,059 --> 00:47:20,301 - This is 6A, right? - 6A. 549 00:47:20,353 --> 00:47:22,642 - Welcome. - Hello. 550 00:47:23,981 --> 00:47:26,473 - Are you OK? - My God! 551 00:47:27,652 --> 00:47:30,225 - Can I get you something? - I'm fine. 552 00:47:31,072 --> 00:47:33,314 I just ran up five flights. 553 00:47:34,576 --> 00:47:38,360 I don't know what got into me, I just had to run up. 554 00:47:38,413 --> 00:47:41,829 - Wanted to get here. - You didn't have to do that. 555 00:47:41,875 --> 00:47:44,117 No, it was my pleasure. 556 00:47:46,296 --> 00:47:48,372 - So, you ready? - Almost. 557 00:47:48,423 --> 00:47:50,048 Yeah? Good. 558 00:47:50,091 --> 00:47:52,761 Nice apartment. Big for a studio. 559 00:47:53,970 --> 00:47:58,846 OK, sit. I guess there's not an empty chair in the house. 560 00:48:03,063 --> 00:48:06,562 Man, I couldn't figure out what to wear either. 561 00:48:13,490 --> 00:48:17,619 This is Tim and Bobby, they're hooking up my VCR. 562 00:48:17,661 --> 00:48:19,535 Right. 563 00:48:21,749 --> 00:48:24,703 I'm Tim, he's Bobby. I live across the hall 564 00:48:24,752 --> 00:48:27,872 and Bobby lives with the Von Trapp family. 565 00:48:29,256 --> 00:48:31,498 So, this is your first date? 566 00:48:34,345 --> 00:48:36,634 We just started dating ourselves. 567 00:48:39,725 --> 00:48:42,217 Each other? 568 00:48:44,981 --> 00:48:48,148 That's interesting. You'd never know it. 569 00:48:57,118 --> 00:49:01,412 This is really nice and homey. Elephants! 570 00:49:01,456 --> 00:49:04,161 She's collected those since she was kid. 571 00:49:04,209 --> 00:49:07,412 When the trunks are up, it means good luck. 572 00:49:07,462 --> 00:49:09,621 But they gotta face the window. 573 00:49:11,007 --> 00:49:14,341 Otherwise it's bad luck. I read that somewhere. 574 00:49:14,386 --> 00:49:16,877 That explains a lot. 575 00:49:20,434 --> 00:49:23,103 I think I could help you with that wire. 576 00:49:23,145 --> 00:49:27,937 I think I got it if I could just... Sure you know what you're doing? 577 00:49:27,983 --> 00:49:31,150 Last time I worked on one of these... 578 00:49:32,237 --> 00:49:34,563 OK, I think that one goes right there. 579 00:49:34,615 --> 00:49:37,818 - I'm sure. - No, it goes over here. 580 00:49:39,787 --> 00:49:42,408 You gotta take the plug... 581 00:49:42,456 --> 00:49:45,742 - Are you an electrician? - No, I'm a cook. 582 00:49:48,129 --> 00:49:51,379 This is so exciting. I feel like your big sister. 583 00:49:52,466 --> 00:49:55,752 - What do you think? - He's nice. 584 00:49:56,804 --> 00:49:59,342 That's a rotten thing to say! 585 00:49:59,390 --> 00:50:02,759 He's very nice. Look, we've both done worse. 586 00:50:03,853 --> 00:50:07,304 Of course, he could be a mass murderer or a psycho. 587 00:50:07,357 --> 00:50:09,729 Thank you for sharing that with me. 588 00:50:09,776 --> 00:50:12,943 Come on, hurry up before he changes his mind. 589 00:50:12,987 --> 00:50:15,276 It's better the way I had it. 590 00:50:15,323 --> 00:50:17,399 Yeah, I think you're right. 591 00:50:17,450 --> 00:50:21,199 Maybe I should just learn to leave well enough alone. 592 00:50:22,205 --> 00:50:25,621 Let me help you. Here. Try this. 593 00:50:29,546 --> 00:50:32,298 I have a cousin who's gay, by the way. 594 00:50:37,137 --> 00:50:39,806 - Most people do. - Ready? 595 00:50:39,848 --> 00:50:42,553 - He's a really great guy. - I'm sure. 596 00:50:42,601 --> 00:50:46,681 He just found out he was gay a couple of months ago. 597 00:50:46,730 --> 00:50:50,348 I'll look him up in the directory. Under the new listings. 598 00:50:51,443 --> 00:50:53,981 - Let's go. - Good one. 599 00:50:54,029 --> 00:50:57,861 Nice meeting you. Nice meeting you, Bobby. Sorry about the TV. 600 00:50:57,908 --> 00:51:00,779 - Don't worry about. - Nice meeting you. 601 00:51:00,828 --> 00:51:04,197 - Sure you don't wanna come? - Next week we'll double. 602 00:51:05,416 --> 00:51:07,492 I hope it works out. 603 00:51:36,031 --> 00:51:40,159 There's lots of reasons. At work, the little things you do that I watch. 604 00:51:42,996 --> 00:51:45,285 I love the way you swig. 605 00:51:48,585 --> 00:51:51,076 You don't think we'd fit, do you? 606 00:51:54,341 --> 00:51:59,336 We fit, Frankie. We fit like... 607 00:52:01,306 --> 00:52:06,182 peas in a pod, like a lock and a key. 608 00:52:08,355 --> 00:52:11,522 I'm not so sure I like where your key's been. 609 00:52:14,862 --> 00:52:19,857 You mean Cora, right? You think that was something? 610 00:52:21,118 --> 00:52:23,574 Come on, you know what that was. 611 00:52:24,789 --> 00:52:27,458 It's a Band-Aid on loneliness. 612 00:52:39,262 --> 00:52:41,800 So, how old are you? 613 00:52:41,848 --> 00:52:46,309 None of your business. How old are you? 614 00:52:48,438 --> 00:52:50,514 What do you think? 615 00:52:56,154 --> 00:52:58,230 Late forties. 616 00:52:59,324 --> 00:53:03,108 - What? Then don't ask. - Don't ask! 617 00:53:03,161 --> 00:53:05,237 ...but before I go any further, 618 00:53:05,288 --> 00:53:08,740 I'd like to introduce you all to my heart, Cheryl. 619 00:53:09,835 --> 00:53:14,212 And the man this couldn't have happened without, Mutzie Calish. 620 00:53:15,924 --> 00:53:19,174 Finally, to all of you who helped me when I was a nobody, 621 00:53:19,219 --> 00:53:21,295 I'd like to thank you all now 622 00:53:21,346 --> 00:53:25,214 because I'm sure I will forget you when I'm big and in Hollywood! 623 00:53:25,267 --> 00:53:27,723 I have something to say. 624 00:53:28,812 --> 00:53:33,190 I wish to make salute to Peter. He worked for me at the Apollo Cafe. 625 00:53:34,693 --> 00:53:38,109 For Peter, my cousins will play some Greek music. 626 00:53:40,741 --> 00:53:42,864 Let's break some plates! 627 00:53:42,910 --> 00:53:45,117 Would you like some cake? 628 00:53:45,162 --> 00:53:47,451 So, wanna dance? 629 00:53:48,583 --> 00:53:51,619 No. Ask Nedda, that's her thing. 630 00:53:55,381 --> 00:53:59,426 If something happens between us, I hope you can handle it. 631 00:54:01,429 --> 00:54:03,552 - Nedda? - What? 632 00:54:04,641 --> 00:54:08,685 - Would you like to go Greek with me? - Yeah! Hang on, my bra snapped. 633 00:54:09,646 --> 00:54:11,722 For old times' sake. 634 00:54:17,988 --> 00:54:21,238 Me and three of the guys tightened that up. 635 00:54:24,161 --> 00:54:27,327 Johnny's teaching me how to be a cook. This is Maria. 636 00:54:27,372 --> 00:54:29,946 - Great party. - Confession time. 637 00:54:31,460 --> 00:54:35,160 On my first day, I stole some of your tips. 638 00:54:36,798 --> 00:54:39,586 I know. But you put it back the next day. 639 00:54:40,260 --> 00:54:42,751 I was broke. I was really broke. 640 00:54:44,932 --> 00:54:49,558 I'm really glad things are working out for you, you know. 641 00:54:49,603 --> 00:54:52,141 - I wish you all the best. - Thanks. 642 00:54:52,189 --> 00:54:53,933 See you Johnny. 643 00:54:53,983 --> 00:54:57,518 - Hey, baby. Let's cut a rug. - Are you bra-less? 644 00:55:05,328 --> 00:55:07,404 Let's go, Nick! 645 00:55:20,677 --> 00:55:22,753 When do we break the plates? 646 00:55:37,527 --> 00:55:39,603 That's good. Go. 647 00:55:39,654 --> 00:55:41,943 Nedda, come on! 648 00:55:46,161 --> 00:55:49,993 - It's not Greek but it's good. - Party! 649 00:56:07,141 --> 00:56:09,679 Let's go, Johnny! 650 00:56:09,727 --> 00:56:11,803 That's right. All right. 651 00:56:32,250 --> 00:56:34,123 Bravo! 652 00:56:39,716 --> 00:56:43,049 - Come on, there must be a reason. - Dumbo. 653 00:56:43,094 --> 00:56:46,214 - Dumbo? The movie? - Yeah. 654 00:56:46,264 --> 00:56:50,973 No deep hidden meaning. Plain Dumbo the elephant. 655 00:56:51,019 --> 00:56:54,518 Just before my father left, he took me to see Dumbo 656 00:56:54,564 --> 00:56:56,723 and I liked it so I save elephants. 657 00:56:56,775 --> 00:56:58,981 I like that movie Dumbo. 658 00:57:03,824 --> 00:57:06,825 The flower market. My secret place. 659 00:57:06,868 --> 00:57:09,988 Only me and 3,000 florists know about it. 660 00:57:13,834 --> 00:57:16,586 How about a lovely corsage for the lady? 661 00:57:16,628 --> 00:57:18,288 Good. 662 00:57:18,338 --> 00:57:21,423 - Which one? - On the bottom, third one in. 663 00:57:22,509 --> 00:57:24,169 This one? 664 00:57:24,219 --> 00:57:26,296 OK, I got it. 665 00:57:29,850 --> 00:57:32,139 You want me to do it? 666 00:57:36,107 --> 00:57:38,395 You never went to the prom, did you? 667 00:57:39,485 --> 00:57:42,320 No. Did you? 668 00:57:44,448 --> 00:57:47,070 I wish you'd stop looking at me like that. 669 00:57:47,118 --> 00:57:49,490 Like what? 670 00:57:49,537 --> 00:57:51,613 Like that. It's too intense. 671 00:57:51,664 --> 00:57:54,535 You don't look, you stare. It makes me nervous. 672 00:58:07,180 --> 00:58:10,051 Thank God! You finally got here. 673 00:58:10,100 --> 00:58:12,721 Sorry I'm late. Get off my back. 674 00:58:15,313 --> 00:58:18,231 I think we should go to your place. 675 00:58:21,236 --> 00:58:23,312 I think so. 676 00:58:31,330 --> 00:58:34,414 I really like you but does it have to be tonight? 677 00:58:35,501 --> 00:58:37,577 Who says? 678 00:59:51,662 --> 00:59:53,738 - I'm OK. - Are you OK? 679 01:00:12,183 --> 01:00:14,638 You got something? 680 01:00:14,685 --> 01:00:17,093 - You mean rubbers? - Yeah. 681 01:00:18,940 --> 01:00:22,889 - Talk about a mood changer. - Well, do you? 682 01:00:25,738 --> 01:00:30,400 The truth is I didn't think this was going to happen on a first date. 683 01:00:30,451 --> 01:00:32,942 I just didn't think this... 684 01:00:34,247 --> 01:00:36,619 The truth is, it's not going to. 685 01:00:36,666 --> 01:00:38,742 - No. - It's OK. 686 01:00:39,919 --> 01:00:42,126 I don't know, I just... 687 01:00:42,172 --> 01:00:45,837 If I'd brought something, what would that look like? 688 01:00:45,884 --> 01:00:49,964 It would look like I was planning to do it with you. 689 01:00:50,013 --> 01:00:53,880 No, it's OK. Maybe this is just not such a good idea anyway. 690 01:00:53,934 --> 01:00:57,931 Come on. I'm being penalised for respecting you. 691 01:00:57,979 --> 01:01:02,143 You're not being penalised, you're just not getting laid. 692 01:01:02,192 --> 01:01:05,526 Wait a minute now. Is this about getting laid? 693 01:01:07,155 --> 01:01:12,530 - Let's talk about... - No. How about I make us a sandwich? 694 01:01:13,620 --> 01:01:16,076 - You want a sandwich? - A sandwich? 695 01:01:18,459 --> 01:01:23,085 I hate wearing goddamn rubbers, pardon my French. I know you have to. 696 01:01:23,130 --> 01:01:26,131 I never thought I'd contemplate sleeping with a man 697 01:01:26,175 --> 01:01:29,259 who said "Pardon my French" all the time. 698 01:01:29,303 --> 01:01:32,008 Done. I'll never say those words again. 699 01:01:32,056 --> 01:01:35,389 Where do you pick up an expression like that? 700 01:01:36,727 --> 01:01:39,977 - This is good. You made this? - No, my mum. 701 01:01:41,065 --> 01:01:43,390 - Shit. - Let me see that. 702 01:01:43,442 --> 01:01:45,850 - It's all right. - I'll get you something. 703 01:01:45,903 --> 01:01:50,364 Just keep pressure on it. Don't let any blood spill on the meatloaf. 704 01:01:50,408 --> 01:01:52,864 I don't think this is gonna work out. 705 01:01:52,910 --> 01:01:55,034 I can't hear what you're saying. 706 01:01:55,079 --> 01:01:58,994 I'm a BLT-down sort of person, 707 01:01:59,042 --> 01:02:02,826 I think you're looking for someone a little more 708 01:02:02,879 --> 01:02:05,168 pheasant-under-glass. 709 01:02:07,968 --> 01:02:12,179 - What are you doing in there? - I'm just looking for Band-Aids. 710 01:02:13,348 --> 01:02:16,183 - What are you doing? - Come on in. Sit down. 711 01:02:16,226 --> 01:02:18,302 I know first aid. 712 01:02:20,188 --> 01:02:22,762 Give me your finger. 713 01:02:22,816 --> 01:02:24,892 Give me your thumb. 714 01:02:43,921 --> 01:02:46,210 I'm 42. 715 01:02:49,385 --> 01:02:52,718 - I'm 32. - Really? You don't look it. 716 01:02:54,140 --> 01:02:57,057 - I'm 44. - Honest? 717 01:02:59,103 --> 01:03:01,725 I'm gonna be 46 this year. 718 01:03:05,610 --> 01:03:07,686 What do you want for your birthday? 719 01:03:07,737 --> 01:03:11,402 I want to stop bullshitting about things like my age. 720 01:03:13,701 --> 01:03:16,821 I'll be 35 on the 11th of November. 721 01:03:16,871 --> 01:03:18,994 You're a Scorpio? 722 01:03:45,567 --> 01:03:49,019 Look in the medicine cabinet. I have some. 723 01:03:51,240 --> 01:03:54,406 I didn't want you to get the wrong impression. 724 01:04:09,884 --> 01:04:12,671 - They're behind the blue... - I got 'em. 725 01:04:27,568 --> 01:04:29,894 Is it on? 726 01:04:33,616 --> 01:04:37,281 Not yet. You can't just put it on until it's... 727 01:04:38,163 --> 01:04:40,239 No, I know. 728 01:04:55,555 --> 01:04:59,553 You know, I wouldn't have gotten the wrong impression. 729 01:06:16,638 --> 01:06:19,556 Let me hear you. I wanna hear you. 730 01:06:24,229 --> 01:06:27,729 Come on, baby, let it go. Let it go. 731 01:06:27,775 --> 01:06:30,266 Come on. Let it go. Come on. 732 01:07:40,474 --> 01:07:43,391 I need eggs over-easy and a roast chicken. 733 01:07:45,521 --> 01:07:48,972 - Here you go. - You wear bandanna, I wear bandanna. 734 01:07:49,024 --> 01:07:52,310 So, the baby's coming soon? Know what is it yet? 735 01:07:52,361 --> 01:07:56,441 - Twin boys. - Twins you got?! 736 01:07:57,533 --> 01:08:00,071 - Can I touch? - Yeah, be my guest. 737 01:08:01,745 --> 01:08:04,450 This one just kicked the other one! 738 01:08:04,498 --> 01:08:06,621 Cora, I never see you like this. 739 01:08:07,710 --> 01:08:11,079 People think I'm a tough bitch but it ain't true. 740 01:08:11,130 --> 01:08:13,704 Shit like this chokes me up. 741 01:08:15,051 --> 01:08:17,589 Frankie, come here, touch the baby. 742 01:08:17,637 --> 01:08:20,638 No, that's OK. My hands are dirty. Next time. 743 01:08:20,682 --> 01:08:24,097 This is your last chance. I am never getting pregnant again. 744 01:08:24,143 --> 01:08:27,975 You said last time! Flora, the blue, remember? 745 01:08:28,022 --> 01:08:31,937 Blue is for the morning. The red one is for the evening. 746 01:08:31,985 --> 01:08:35,852 - Thank you. - You're welcome. Two eggs over-easy. 747 01:08:35,905 --> 01:08:37,898 Hello to you, too. 748 01:08:39,868 --> 01:08:42,406 I see you made it home all right. 749 01:08:43,496 --> 01:08:48,123 Yes, I made it here this morning, had time enough to put this together. 750 01:08:48,168 --> 01:08:50,920 - Nice. - I slept like a babe. 751 01:08:52,047 --> 01:08:54,716 So, I saw you over there, you like kids? 752 01:08:56,802 --> 01:08:59,922 - They're OK. - You look someone who likes kids. 753 01:08:59,972 --> 01:09:02,011 Yeah? So did my father. 754 01:09:02,057 --> 01:09:05,426 What does somebody who likes kids look like? 755 01:09:07,104 --> 01:09:11,351 I need an order of liver and onions... Captain Ahab. 756 01:09:16,363 --> 01:09:19,281 Thanks for loaning me the car, Nick. 757 01:09:21,869 --> 01:09:25,155 He's lending me his car, I got an errand to run. 758 01:09:25,206 --> 01:09:28,741 - He's lending you his car? - He likes my cooking. 759 01:09:31,963 --> 01:09:34,251 How about we talk a walk? I think we should. 760 01:09:34,298 --> 01:09:37,917 - No. I gotta eat. - We all gotta eat. 761 01:09:37,969 --> 01:09:41,219 We'll eat. How about I make a little picnic for us? 762 01:09:41,264 --> 01:09:43,340 What's the menu? 763 01:09:45,685 --> 01:09:49,386 Whatever you like. You like tuna fish? 764 01:09:50,356 --> 01:09:52,432 Tino tells me you like tuna. 765 01:09:52,484 --> 01:09:55,769 - I'll make a tuna casserole. - No! Not casserole. 766 01:09:56,863 --> 01:10:00,731 - Tuna fish sandwich. - I am defined by my tuna sandwich. 767 01:10:00,784 --> 01:10:03,109 I take the tuna out of the can 768 01:10:03,161 --> 01:10:07,574 and I work it between my fingers till it's real soft. 769 01:10:17,009 --> 01:10:19,297 I'm back. 770 01:10:19,928 --> 01:10:24,886 It is kinda scary, you got to admit. Two people coming together is scary. 771 01:10:24,933 --> 01:10:27,424 You can't deny that it's happening. 772 01:10:27,478 --> 01:10:32,271 I'll tell you how I really feel. I feel like you're too needy for me. 773 01:10:32,317 --> 01:10:35,318 I just feel like you want everything that I am. 774 01:10:35,362 --> 01:10:37,235 I do. 775 01:10:37,280 --> 01:10:41,444 Nick tells me guys ask you out and you keep saying no. Why? 776 01:10:42,119 --> 01:10:44,444 I'm retired from dating. 777 01:10:44,496 --> 01:10:48,957 What does that mean? Something happened when you were a kid? 778 01:10:49,001 --> 01:10:52,535 Why is it that any time a women doesn't want to get involved, 779 01:10:52,588 --> 01:10:56,917 men think it's because they were messed with as a kid? 780 01:10:56,967 --> 01:10:59,090 They were messed with as a woman. 781 01:10:59,136 --> 01:11:01,378 I'm not gonna mess with you. 782 01:11:02,473 --> 01:11:05,224 Do you like my tuna? 783 01:11:05,267 --> 01:11:07,593 Yeah, it's good. 784 01:11:08,604 --> 01:11:12,353 You didn't graduate high school, so what? You can go back. 785 01:11:12,400 --> 01:11:16,860 Go back? I don't think so. I had one highlight in high school, one. 786 01:11:16,904 --> 01:11:19,027 What was that? 787 01:11:19,073 --> 01:11:23,237 I played Sister Sarah in our production of Guys And Dolls. 788 01:11:23,286 --> 01:11:25,492 No kidding. 789 01:11:25,538 --> 01:11:28,954 - Frankie and Johnny. - I've heard the song. 790 01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:32,583 - We were a couple before we met. - Didn't they kill each other? 791 01:11:32,629 --> 01:11:36,247 No. She killed him. You got the edge there. 792 01:11:36,299 --> 01:11:37,710 Come on. 793 01:11:59,156 --> 01:12:01,314 What are you doing tonight? 794 01:12:01,366 --> 01:12:04,569 - It's my bowling night. - Great! I love bowling. 795 01:12:04,620 --> 01:12:08,119 No. It's a league and besides, you have your errand. 796 01:12:08,165 --> 01:12:12,328 - After my errand. - No. I need a night to get over you. 797 01:12:31,772 --> 01:12:34,524 OK, I'm on Meadow Brook. 14... 798 01:12:36,944 --> 01:12:39,696 Meadow Brook. 799 01:12:39,739 --> 01:12:41,897 111? What is 111? 800 01:12:47,705 --> 01:12:52,083 So, am I close? There it is. 801 01:13:34,336 --> 01:13:35,996 Let's bowl. 802 01:13:38,966 --> 01:13:41,042 Now, concentrate, Cora. 803 01:13:50,478 --> 01:13:54,178 Here we go, Frankie. Need this spare, honey. Go! 804 01:13:54,231 --> 01:13:57,980 Watch this. Watch! Beautiful! 805 01:14:09,414 --> 01:14:11,490 - Hell. - Great, Nedda. 806 01:14:11,541 --> 01:14:14,210 - It was two. - It was better than last time. 807 01:14:21,593 --> 01:14:24,713 - You see that? - Where'd you learn to bowl so good? 808 01:14:24,763 --> 01:14:27,336 Altoona, PA. That's about all I learned. 809 01:14:33,271 --> 01:14:35,394 You're from Altoona? 810 01:14:37,067 --> 01:14:40,650 I think I'm going to have some kind of fit. 811 01:14:42,447 --> 01:14:45,567 I was born in Altoona. 812 01:14:45,617 --> 01:14:48,821 - Very funny. - No! Are you kidding? 813 01:14:48,871 --> 01:14:53,200 I was born in St Stephen's Hospital. We lived on Martell Street. 814 01:14:53,250 --> 01:14:56,037 I suppose you went to Moody High School? 815 01:14:56,086 --> 01:14:58,660 No, because we left when I was eight. 816 01:14:58,714 --> 01:15:02,130 I went to Park Lane Elementary, though. 817 01:15:02,176 --> 01:15:04,252 Are you really from Altoona? 818 01:15:04,303 --> 01:15:06,876 Why would anyone pretend to be from Altoona? 819 01:15:06,931 --> 01:15:10,929 To keep up this silly coincidence theory. Don't encourage him. 820 01:15:10,977 --> 01:15:14,392 My mother ran off with a guy she met at an AA meeting, 821 01:15:14,438 --> 01:15:17,938 my father took us to Baltimore, to his sister. 822 01:15:17,984 --> 01:15:21,150 - Cora, it's your turn. - No, this is better. Go on. 823 01:15:21,195 --> 01:15:24,695 She couldn't cope with us so they put us in foster homes. 824 01:15:26,075 --> 01:15:29,409 Now, I'm 18 years old and I'm with the carnival. 825 01:15:29,454 --> 01:15:33,701 This guy, Mr Memory, he's 85 years old, he's got a memory... 826 01:15:33,750 --> 01:15:38,246 Instant recall, he's got things in his head - entire books, 827 01:15:38,296 --> 01:15:41,333 - palindromes, speeches... - What's that? 828 01:15:41,383 --> 01:15:45,712 Something you can spell backwards and forwards the same way. 829 01:15:45,762 --> 01:15:47,636 - Madam. - Otto. 830 01:15:47,681 --> 01:15:49,969 Boob, b-o-o-b. 831 01:15:50,016 --> 01:15:52,934 - Puppy! - Close enough. 832 01:15:52,978 --> 01:15:55,765 Anyway, the old guy says to me... 833 01:15:55,814 --> 01:15:58,222 Are we bowling or what? 834 01:15:59,651 --> 01:16:03,151 Sorry. Shall we bowl? 835 01:16:03,197 --> 01:16:05,770 That's why he has such a good memory. 836 01:16:05,824 --> 01:16:09,158 He can't bowl in those shoes. What is wrong with him? 837 01:16:09,203 --> 01:16:11,824 I'm gonna use my own little ball. 838 01:16:34,395 --> 01:16:37,313 Come on, Frankie, pull another one! 839 01:16:58,211 --> 01:17:00,417 - How you doin'? - OK. 840 01:17:00,463 --> 01:17:03,001 You all right? 841 01:17:03,049 --> 01:17:07,261 I know I wasn't supposed to come. I don't know how you feel about it. 842 01:17:07,304 --> 01:17:09,973 - It's OK. - It's OK? 843 01:17:10,015 --> 01:17:12,091 Really? 844 01:17:14,519 --> 01:17:17,224 Frankie, you're up. 845 01:17:17,272 --> 01:17:20,226 We need a strike. They're ahead by four. 846 01:17:20,275 --> 01:17:24,024 What are you talking about? Let me look at this. 847 01:17:24,071 --> 01:17:28,649 - There, see? - 92 and eight is 100, not 96. 848 01:17:28,700 --> 01:17:31,073 No, that was a happy face I drew. 849 01:17:31,120 --> 01:17:33,741 If you're gonna doctor a score, doctor mine. 850 01:17:37,251 --> 01:17:39,956 I'm going all over the place with you. 851 01:17:40,004 --> 01:17:42,459 I don't know what you're talking about. 852 01:17:42,506 --> 01:17:44,914 I'm in love with you. I love you. 853 01:17:44,967 --> 01:17:49,510 I am totally, completely mad for you. My heart stops every time I see you. 854 01:17:49,555 --> 01:17:51,927 I think we should be married. 855 01:17:51,974 --> 01:17:55,059 I definitely want kids. Four or five if possible. 856 01:17:55,102 --> 01:17:57,772 There, I said it. It wasn't so difficult. 857 01:17:57,814 --> 01:18:01,894 You don't have to say anything, I just wanted to get it out. 858 01:18:03,236 --> 01:18:07,483 - Talk about a load off. - Talk about a load off? 859 01:18:07,532 --> 01:18:10,201 Talk about a crock of shit. 860 01:18:10,243 --> 01:18:14,455 Don't say that, that's vulgar talk. You don't talk like that. 861 01:18:15,540 --> 01:18:17,782 Fuck you how I talk. 862 01:18:17,834 --> 01:18:20,372 I'll talk any fucking way I feel like. 863 01:18:20,420 --> 01:18:24,287 This is my fucking bowling night. Who the fuck are to spoil it 864 01:18:24,341 --> 01:18:26,417 by telling me you love me? 865 01:18:27,636 --> 01:18:29,509 She really likes this guy. 866 01:18:29,554 --> 01:18:31,428 That makes me unloveable? 867 01:18:31,473 --> 01:18:35,174 No, it makes you a creep. No, you're sincere, that's worse. 868 01:18:35,227 --> 01:18:38,975 I mean, are you nuts? Kids, for Christ's sake! 869 01:18:39,022 --> 01:18:41,145 So, what's wrong with kids? 870 01:18:41,191 --> 01:18:43,682 - I hate kids. - I don't believe that. 871 01:18:43,735 --> 01:18:46,855 - OK, I'm too old to have kids. - No, you're not. 872 01:18:46,905 --> 01:18:50,571 I can't have any. Are you happy now? 873 01:18:56,248 --> 01:18:58,953 We'll adopt. 874 01:18:59,001 --> 01:19:02,750 You don't just decide to go falling in love with people. 875 01:19:02,797 --> 01:19:05,169 - Why not? - They don't like it. 876 01:19:05,216 --> 01:19:06,876 Do you need help? 877 01:19:06,926 --> 01:19:11,837 How would you like it if Nedda said she loved you and wanted your baby? 878 01:19:12,932 --> 01:19:17,012 Nedda, I really like you, you're nice but I love Frankie. 879 01:19:17,061 --> 01:19:19,813 - I'm getting help. - You don't know me. 880 01:19:22,608 --> 01:19:25,230 I can't do anything, I slept with the guy. 881 01:19:25,278 --> 01:19:28,528 - You slept with him?! - Frankie didn't tell you? 882 01:19:28,573 --> 01:19:30,898 She said you slept with everybody else. 883 01:19:30,950 --> 01:19:34,284 - She didn't mention the gold pumps? - He wore gold pumps? 884 01:19:36,414 --> 01:19:38,490 You just wanna believe that. 885 01:19:38,541 --> 01:19:40,997 It makes it easier for you to run away. 886 01:19:41,044 --> 01:19:43,202 "You don't know me." 887 01:19:43,255 --> 01:19:46,042 I don't know you? I know you. 888 01:19:46,091 --> 01:19:49,008 What do you want, Frankie? What do you want? 889 01:19:49,052 --> 01:19:51,259 What do you want from a guy? 890 01:19:51,304 --> 01:19:54,305 I want a guy who will love me no matter what. 891 01:19:54,349 --> 01:19:56,306 You got him. Here. Me. 892 01:19:56,351 --> 01:19:59,021 This is worse than Looking For Mr Goodbar. 893 01:20:00,105 --> 01:20:04,269 I am trying to improve my life and I'm running out of time. 894 01:20:05,360 --> 01:20:08,646 Find someone else who is double-parked like you. 895 01:20:08,697 --> 01:20:11,864 It could happen. I could meet somebody tomorrow. 896 01:20:11,909 --> 01:20:15,408 - Get laid, think I was in love. - Don't let me stop you. 897 01:20:15,454 --> 01:20:19,119 You're not stopping me, I'm stopping me. I love you. 898 01:20:19,166 --> 01:20:23,246 But I'm so scared. So scared you are gonna retreat back. 899 01:20:23,295 --> 01:20:26,499 You know, that place you're so comfortable with, 900 01:20:26,549 --> 01:20:29,752 that place where nobody can find you. 901 01:20:29,802 --> 01:20:32,091 That's why I'm coming on so strong. 902 01:20:32,138 --> 01:20:34,130 What's going on here? 903 01:20:37,351 --> 01:20:42,938 Frankie, chances like this don't come along often. 904 01:20:42,982 --> 01:20:47,194 You gotta take 'em because if you don't, they're gone forever. 905 01:20:48,279 --> 01:20:51,399 And you may wind up not only - 906 01:20:51,449 --> 01:20:54,403 and pardon my French for the very last time - 907 01:20:54,452 --> 01:20:57,026 screwing some other person you meet, 908 01:20:57,080 --> 01:21:01,327 thinking you're in love with this person and marrying them. 909 01:21:01,376 --> 01:21:03,949 - It happens. - OK, you're making her cry. 910 01:21:04,004 --> 01:21:06,791 Boy, are you barking up the wrong tree! 911 01:21:07,883 --> 01:21:10,552 I never thought I could fall for a woman 912 01:21:10,594 --> 01:21:13,085 who said "barking up the wrong tree". 913 01:21:13,138 --> 01:21:16,139 - Let's go. - You've driven me to it! 914 01:21:16,183 --> 01:21:20,975 All right, let's calm down, shall we? Wait outside. Are you all right? 915 01:21:21,021 --> 01:21:25,019 I've never used that expression. Ever! 916 01:21:25,067 --> 01:21:26,941 If I wanted a man in my life, 917 01:21:26,986 --> 01:21:30,022 I wouldn't have bought a VCR I can't even work. 918 01:22:06,985 --> 01:22:09,227 Excuse me... 919 01:22:11,030 --> 01:22:14,980 I live in the building across from you and... 920 01:22:17,370 --> 01:22:19,861 I've seen how he beats you. 921 01:22:23,835 --> 01:22:26,326 Is there anything I can do? 922 01:22:27,422 --> 01:22:30,589 I don't know what you're talking about. 923 01:23:02,750 --> 01:23:04,826 Shit! 924 01:23:07,922 --> 01:23:10,709 Excuse me. Don't be afraid, let me help. 925 01:23:11,801 --> 01:23:13,877 Thanks, mister. 926 01:23:50,882 --> 01:23:55,545 I can't take it any more. You're not giving up your job because of him. 927 01:23:55,596 --> 01:23:58,431 You were there first. I'll handle him. 928 01:24:00,184 --> 01:24:02,591 Now, what's the problem? 929 01:24:02,644 --> 01:24:06,512 He says he's in love with me. He wants to marry me. 930 01:24:06,565 --> 01:24:09,519 - Bastard! - He's talking about a family. 931 01:24:09,568 --> 01:24:13,613 You can pick 'em. Love, a home, marriage? Screw that shit. 932 01:24:14,698 --> 01:24:17,403 - Can I answer this? - Tell him to go to hell. 933 01:24:18,744 --> 01:24:22,196 Frankie just said something very derogatory about you 934 01:24:22,248 --> 01:24:24,620 but I know at least a dozen women 935 01:24:24,667 --> 01:24:28,451 and quite a few men I can put you in touch with. 936 01:24:28,504 --> 01:24:31,624 Johnny, give it a rest. She doesn't want to talk. 937 01:24:32,717 --> 01:24:34,875 He wants to know about tonight. 938 01:24:34,927 --> 01:24:38,427 Saturday night, the loneliest night of the week. 939 01:24:39,974 --> 01:24:42,892 I'm busy, call me in a few years. 940 01:24:44,229 --> 01:24:46,470 He's singing. 941 01:24:49,818 --> 01:24:54,278 I got to go, we're expecting another call from you any minute. 942 01:24:59,035 --> 01:25:02,654 Remember, you're new here so you're easy to fire. 943 01:25:02,706 --> 01:25:07,202 OK, keep things clean. Over here, we have the ice for the drinks. 944 01:25:07,252 --> 01:25:10,704 Remember that. Here's the telephone, don't use it. 945 01:25:10,756 --> 01:25:16,130 I like your ponytail. You don't write scripts? All dishes go here. 946 01:25:16,178 --> 01:25:19,512 Over here, all waitresses put dirty dishes here. 947 01:25:19,556 --> 01:25:21,216 You keep clean. 948 01:25:21,266 --> 01:25:23,343 - You're going to kill me. - Why? 949 01:25:23,394 --> 01:25:28,056 Many people changing shifts. It makes me dizzy. It's not my fault, OK? 950 01:25:32,736 --> 01:25:36,152 - You had tonight off. - So did you. 951 01:25:36,198 --> 01:25:38,440 Yeah, well, something came up. 952 01:25:38,492 --> 01:25:40,865 Something came up for me too. 953 01:25:43,414 --> 01:25:46,415 Look, I don't wanna hurt your feelings, OK? 954 01:25:46,459 --> 01:25:51,204 I really don't but Nick doesn't like the help messing around. 955 01:25:51,255 --> 01:25:56,001 So please, don't make this difficult, I really need this job. 956 01:25:56,052 --> 01:25:59,053 You think I would jeopardise your job? 957 01:25:59,097 --> 01:26:02,632 I'd quit before I'd do that, I mean that. And I need this job. 958 01:26:02,684 --> 01:26:06,183 OK, let's just both go about our business. 959 01:26:08,732 --> 01:26:12,812 A chicken sand' and it's birthday time at table eight. 960 01:26:12,861 --> 01:26:16,028 This is new cashier and she's my grandmother. 961 01:26:16,072 --> 01:26:19,856 You give her check when you finished. Come. 962 01:26:19,910 --> 01:26:22,198 Good, have good time. 963 01:26:28,126 --> 01:26:31,377 - Happy birthday, Uncle Lou. - You look great! 964 01:26:31,421 --> 01:26:33,497 Lou, blow it out. 965 01:26:37,886 --> 01:26:41,302 - Thank you. - Grilled cheese and skins. 966 01:26:41,348 --> 01:26:44,800 I got a little carried away at the bowling alley. 967 01:26:44,852 --> 01:26:50,226 My errand didn't turn out too good, so I'm sorry, I apologise. 968 01:26:50,274 --> 01:26:52,812 You certainly made an impression. 969 01:26:56,781 --> 01:26:58,857 You want something to drink? 970 01:27:02,078 --> 01:27:07,534 I'm on a break too, so... talk, don't talk, it's up to you. 971 01:27:29,606 --> 01:27:32,311 Are you keeping some big secret from me? 972 01:27:32,359 --> 01:27:35,810 - Like what? - Like I don't know, you tell me. 973 01:27:38,448 --> 01:27:40,904 - I'm not married. - Were you? 974 01:27:40,951 --> 01:27:43,027 Yes. 975 01:27:44,329 --> 01:27:47,864 - How many times? - Once. That it? 976 01:27:48,959 --> 01:27:51,035 Were you in jail? 977 01:27:53,130 --> 01:27:57,044 - I served 18 months in the slammer. - What for? 978 01:27:57,092 --> 01:28:00,841 Signing somebody else's name to somebody else's cheque. 979 01:28:00,888 --> 01:28:05,846 - A forger? - I'd call it a failed forger. 980 01:28:06,936 --> 01:28:09,012 I just did it once, I was... 981 01:28:10,606 --> 01:28:13,144 Is that where you did all your reading? 982 01:28:13,192 --> 01:28:15,066 Yeah, most of it. 983 01:28:15,111 --> 01:28:17,815 I got most of my books from Henry Hank Hill. 984 01:28:18,948 --> 01:28:21,984 - Don't know him. - Nobody did. 985 01:28:22,034 --> 01:28:27,277 He was executed two months ago. I cooked him his last meal. 986 01:28:30,960 --> 01:28:34,958 - This lettuce is limp. - I'm sorry, you're right. 987 01:28:35,006 --> 01:28:37,248 I'm going to the john. 988 01:28:37,300 --> 01:28:40,005 How about you? Were you ever married? 989 01:28:40,845 --> 01:28:44,464 No. Chef's salad, chicken salad and a side of 'slaw. 990 01:28:44,516 --> 01:28:46,923 - Anyone serious? - Try terminal. 991 01:28:46,977 --> 01:28:50,013 Who's this serious person? 992 01:28:51,481 --> 01:28:55,313 He got more serious with who I thought was my best friend. 993 01:28:55,360 --> 01:29:00,355 - Really? How long ago was that? - Three years. 994 01:29:03,368 --> 01:29:07,829 I was divorced three years ago. Now, is that a coincidence? 995 01:29:07,873 --> 01:29:11,123 - Really? - I cross my heart and hope to die. 996 01:29:11,168 --> 01:29:14,204 - Waitress! - I'll be right with you, ma'am. 997 01:29:18,425 --> 01:29:20,751 - You got any kids? - Two. 998 01:29:20,803 --> 01:29:22,961 I thought so. You see 'em? 999 01:29:24,056 --> 01:29:27,223 - Yesterday. First time in two years. - Yeah? 1000 01:29:27,268 --> 01:29:29,391 That's what the errand was. 1001 01:29:29,437 --> 01:29:32,354 My wife remarried, she lives in the suburbs. 1002 01:29:32,398 --> 01:29:36,016 - I hate the suburbs. - It's not bad. Beautiful house. 1003 01:29:36,068 --> 01:29:40,362 Nice. I could never have provided them with anything like that. 1004 01:29:40,406 --> 01:29:43,989 I got there, there were my kids, playing on the lawn. 1005 01:29:44,035 --> 01:29:46,324 I bet they were glad to see you. 1006 01:29:50,792 --> 01:29:54,659 I didn't get out of the car, you know. I just couldn't... 1007 01:30:01,886 --> 01:30:05,421 They looked so happy and all. They got so big. 1008 01:30:06,808 --> 01:30:09,381 Looked like somebody else's kids. 1009 01:30:11,438 --> 01:30:13,514 I just drove away. 1010 01:30:17,944 --> 01:30:21,444 It's like I lost them, you know? That's how I feel. 1011 01:30:21,490 --> 01:30:25,404 - Waitress! - Hello? Can we get some service? 1012 01:30:25,452 --> 01:30:28,987 You haven't lost them, you're just not ready. 1013 01:30:32,709 --> 01:30:36,079 Finally! What's safe to eat here? 1014 01:30:36,130 --> 01:30:38,703 I'm sorry, we're closed. 1015 01:30:40,009 --> 01:30:42,085 What kind of a place is this? 1016 01:30:47,099 --> 01:30:49,424 Hurry up, let's go. 1017 01:30:49,477 --> 01:30:53,391 - Night, Frankie. - Night, Andreas. 1018 01:30:53,439 --> 01:30:56,144 Here's yours, Frankie. 1019 01:30:56,192 --> 01:30:59,727 - You come back any Saturday night. - Thanks, Maxine. 1020 01:30:59,779 --> 01:31:01,855 - Night, Maxine. - Night. 1021 01:31:02,949 --> 01:31:06,152 Was she home? Did you talk to her? 1022 01:31:06,202 --> 01:31:09,785 - What she say? - I'm seeing the kids next weekend. 1023 01:31:11,833 --> 01:31:13,909 - Good. - Thank you. 1024 01:31:17,338 --> 01:31:19,414 What is that? 1025 01:31:20,508 --> 01:31:22,584 It's a rose. 1026 01:31:23,636 --> 01:31:25,713 Grew in the kitchen. 1027 01:31:29,726 --> 01:31:31,802 Good night, closing up. 1028 01:31:31,853 --> 01:31:36,017 Everything finished. It's good. 1029 01:31:36,066 --> 01:31:37,940 What's that? 1030 01:31:39,027 --> 01:31:41,945 - It's potato. - It's a rose. 1031 01:31:41,989 --> 01:31:44,527 - Johnny made it. - On my break. 1032 01:31:45,617 --> 01:31:47,527 It's nice. 1033 01:31:47,578 --> 01:31:50,069 Red potato, it's very romantic. 1034 01:31:51,749 --> 01:31:53,825 Frankie, you want lift home? 1035 01:31:53,876 --> 01:31:55,999 It's OK. Thanks. 1036 01:32:02,760 --> 01:32:06,176 OK, you know how to close up. Bring back fork. 1037 01:32:07,932 --> 01:32:10,221 - Good night. - Night, Nick. 1038 01:32:11,227 --> 01:32:14,596 Come on, Grandma, we go home and watch wrestling. 1039 01:32:17,316 --> 01:32:20,234 Come on, I'll walk you home. 1040 01:32:20,736 --> 01:32:25,114 So, how about you? Do you ever want to kill yourself sometimes? 1041 01:32:26,326 --> 01:32:29,659 Yeah, everybody wants to kill themself sometime. 1042 01:32:29,704 --> 01:32:32,076 Can we change the subject? 1043 01:32:32,123 --> 01:32:34,614 - You want me to buy you that? - Yeah. 1044 01:32:39,631 --> 01:32:44,174 If you had any wish, what you wish to be? 1045 01:32:44,219 --> 01:32:46,626 You won't laugh? 1046 01:32:46,680 --> 01:32:50,760 - Teacher. Teaching little kids. - That's good. 1047 01:32:50,809 --> 01:32:54,308 What about you? Did you always dream of being a cook? 1048 01:32:54,354 --> 01:32:57,272 No, prison did it. 1049 01:32:57,315 --> 01:33:01,894 When I went in and I heard that "clank", you know, I died. 1050 01:33:03,113 --> 01:33:07,111 Then they put me in the kitchen with food and, I don't know, 1051 01:33:07,159 --> 01:33:09,282 suddenly I was born again. 1052 01:33:09,328 --> 01:33:13,705 I started to feel like I could breathe again. 1053 01:33:13,749 --> 01:33:17,165 You know, it was like I had aspirations. 1054 01:33:17,211 --> 01:33:20,544 Aspiration? Have you been shaving again? 1055 01:33:22,591 --> 01:33:26,126 So what about this terminal relationship you had? 1056 01:33:26,178 --> 01:33:30,306 What was it? A guy who left you for your best friend? 1057 01:33:30,349 --> 01:33:34,347 Phillip? You know what the main thing I felt was? Dumb. 1058 01:33:34,395 --> 01:33:38,440 I even introduced them. I lent them money. 1059 01:33:38,483 --> 01:33:40,559 I gave her my old television. 1060 01:33:41,652 --> 01:33:44,488 They're probably watching it right now. 1061 01:33:44,530 --> 01:33:47,615 I hope it explodes and blows their faces off. 1062 01:33:49,786 --> 01:33:53,451 What about before Phillip? Anybody else? 1063 01:33:53,498 --> 01:33:56,333 I don't wanna talk about that. 1064 01:34:08,263 --> 01:34:10,932 OK, but you can't spend the night. 1065 01:34:15,228 --> 01:34:17,980 There's gotta be something in this world 1066 01:34:18,023 --> 01:34:22,566 better than watching you do that but I'm damned if I know what it is. 1067 01:34:22,611 --> 01:34:24,271 Yeah, sure. 1068 01:34:24,321 --> 01:34:28,650 No, I'd put it up there. It's a vision, inspired spectacle. 1069 01:34:28,700 --> 01:34:32,200 I'd put it up there with the Grand Canyon, 1070 01:34:32,246 --> 01:34:35,946 mother nursing her child, triumphant facts of nature. 1071 01:34:36,000 --> 01:34:39,867 - You been to the Grand Canyon? - I have not, no. 1072 01:34:39,920 --> 01:34:43,835 Me either. I'd like to go there some day. Hawaii, too. 1073 01:34:47,219 --> 01:34:49,295 Open your robe. 1074 01:34:53,184 --> 01:34:55,639 No, I don't wanna open my robe. 1075 01:34:56,938 --> 01:34:58,811 Why? 1076 01:34:58,856 --> 01:35:01,430 I don't know, I just wanna look at you. 1077 01:35:05,488 --> 01:35:07,528 15 seconds, that's all. 1078 01:35:07,574 --> 01:35:12,117 - I just wanna look at it. - Look at what? Why? 1079 01:35:13,788 --> 01:35:17,572 I don't know, I just... To know that I can. 1080 01:35:17,625 --> 01:35:20,792 That I can look at the woman I love and just see her. 1081 01:35:20,837 --> 01:35:24,372 Her eyes, her breasts, her stomach, her... 1082 01:35:24,424 --> 01:35:27,793 - Don't say it! I hate that word. - I wasn't going to. 1083 01:35:27,844 --> 01:35:30,418 I hate both of them! 1084 01:35:30,472 --> 01:35:33,722 I'll look up some new ones in my thesaurus. 1085 01:35:37,854 --> 01:35:41,270 I never know when you're playing games or being serious. 1086 01:35:41,316 --> 01:35:44,851 It's both. Serious games. Why do we have to name everything? 1087 01:35:44,903 --> 01:35:49,612 Say you had a pet parakeet. If it was beautiful, I'd want to look at it. 1088 01:35:49,658 --> 01:35:52,908 You'd let me look at it and we'd move on. 1089 01:35:52,953 --> 01:35:56,488 I had a parakeet, I hated it. I was glad when it died. 1090 01:36:11,806 --> 01:36:16,100 15 seconds. I'm timing this. Turn that light out. 1091 01:36:41,127 --> 01:36:45,624 I told my cousin I didn't want a bird. She swore I'd love a parakeet. 1092 01:36:45,674 --> 01:36:48,247 What's to love? They don't do anything 1093 01:36:48,301 --> 01:36:52,085 except not sing when you want them to and sing when you don't 1094 01:36:52,139 --> 01:36:54,630 and make that awful scratching noise. 1095 01:36:54,683 --> 01:36:59,309 If I ever get another pet, it'll be a dog. 1096 01:37:00,355 --> 01:37:02,514 Something you can hold. 1097 01:37:03,609 --> 01:37:07,559 The only time I got my hands on that parakeet was the day it died 1098 01:37:07,613 --> 01:37:11,563 and I had to pick it up and throw it away. That's enough. 1099 01:37:11,617 --> 01:37:14,950 That's got to be 15 seconds. Happy now? 1100 01:37:27,508 --> 01:37:29,667 That music is nice. 1101 01:37:31,512 --> 01:37:36,174 It makes me think of grace. 1102 01:37:37,852 --> 01:37:40,010 This is Midnight With Marlon. 1103 01:37:40,063 --> 01:37:43,847 For information on becoming a member of the WNYL family, 1104 01:37:43,900 --> 01:37:47,600 why not give me a call? 555-1111. 1105 01:37:49,781 --> 01:37:53,613 Why do you want to kill yourself sometimes? 1106 01:37:53,660 --> 01:37:58,037 I want to kill myself when I think I'm the only person in the world 1107 01:37:58,081 --> 01:38:03,372 and that part of me that feels that way is trapped inside this body 1108 01:38:03,420 --> 01:38:05,745 that only bumps into other bodies 1109 01:38:05,797 --> 01:38:10,958 without connecting to another person in the world trapped inside of them. 1110 01:38:13,430 --> 01:38:15,588 We have to connect. 1111 01:38:16,642 --> 01:38:18,718 We just have to. 1112 01:38:19,978 --> 01:38:24,890 I feel... very... 1113 01:38:24,942 --> 01:38:26,934 Say it. 1114 01:38:28,029 --> 01:38:30,485 - I don't know what. - Say it anyway. 1115 01:38:30,532 --> 01:38:33,735 - Protective. - Good. That's very nice. 1116 01:38:33,785 --> 01:38:37,700 I'm looking for somebody to take care of me this time. 1117 01:38:37,747 --> 01:38:39,870 Aren't we all? 1118 01:38:41,835 --> 01:38:45,880 Why do we keep going from one subject I don't like to another? 1119 01:38:47,674 --> 01:38:50,426 What is this? Suddenly the armour's up? 1120 01:38:50,469 --> 01:38:52,260 What about your armour? 1121 01:38:52,304 --> 01:38:57,132 Besides, I wasn't talking about you. Not everyone thinks life is a picnic. 1122 01:38:57,893 --> 01:39:02,354 Some of us have problems. Some of us have sorrows. 1123 01:39:02,398 --> 01:39:05,518 People like you are so busy telling us what you want 1124 01:39:05,568 --> 01:39:07,644 you don't notice the rest of us 1125 01:39:07,695 --> 01:39:10,649 who aren't exactly singing Yankee Doodle Dandy. 1126 01:39:10,698 --> 01:39:13,699 Hold it, how we getting into this now? 1127 01:39:13,743 --> 01:39:15,984 I've done nothing but notice you. 1128 01:39:16,037 --> 01:39:17,994 You don't, you smother me. 1129 01:39:18,039 --> 01:39:21,704 I'm not giving up everything for someone I don't know. 1130 01:39:21,751 --> 01:39:24,076 I can't repeat the same stupidity. 1131 01:39:24,128 --> 01:39:28,256 Who says you have to give up anything? We're talking about love. 1132 01:39:28,299 --> 01:39:31,336 - We're not in love. - That's what you think. 1133 01:39:31,386 --> 01:39:35,383 I think we are. Just because you've given up on that possibility 1134 01:39:35,431 --> 01:39:38,302 there's no need to drag me down to that level. 1135 01:39:39,185 --> 01:39:42,139 I think you better leave now. 1136 01:39:42,188 --> 01:39:46,020 You know, I'm sorry. I thought you were a kindred spirit. 1137 01:39:47,027 --> 01:39:50,561 Kindred means two of a kind sharing a great affinity. 1138 01:39:50,614 --> 01:39:54,991 - I know what kindred means. - Shall we go for affinity? 1139 01:39:56,077 --> 01:40:02,412 You know, that is the first really rotten thing you've said to me. 1140 01:40:02,459 --> 01:40:09,173 To make fun of somebody else's intelligence or education or lack of, 1141 01:40:09,216 --> 01:40:12,133 that is somebody I'd be very glad not to know. 1142 01:40:12,177 --> 01:40:14,300 I thought you were sad, weird. 1143 01:40:14,346 --> 01:40:17,133 - I didn't know you were cruel. - I'm sorry. 1144 01:40:17,182 --> 01:40:21,726 It's just a cruelty waiting to happen again. I want you to go. 1145 01:40:21,770 --> 01:40:24,226 Why do you want me to go? Really. 1146 01:40:24,273 --> 01:40:27,108 I want to be alone, I want to watch my VCR, 1147 01:40:27,151 --> 01:40:29,440 eat ice cream, I want to go to sleep. 1148 01:40:29,487 --> 01:40:35,323 Come on, alone? Sooner or later you're gonna have to deal with us. 1149 01:40:35,368 --> 01:40:37,693 There's just no two ways about it. 1150 01:40:38,538 --> 01:40:42,286 So why don't we just get it over with? You're in the mood. 1151 01:40:42,333 --> 01:40:46,247 Tomorrow's Sunday, day off. We'll sleep in. Let's talk. 1152 01:40:46,295 --> 01:40:48,372 - Right, I'm calling Tim. - Tim? 1153 01:40:48,423 --> 01:40:51,044 No, Bobby. He'll beat the shit out of you. 1154 01:40:51,092 --> 01:40:54,426 - Not yet. - I'll open that window and scream. 1155 01:40:54,470 --> 01:40:58,682 In this city? Everybody's doing the same thing, who'll hear you? 1156 01:40:59,934 --> 01:41:02,390 Get out! 1157 01:41:10,362 --> 01:41:13,398 I promise I will go only I wanna make a call. 1158 01:41:16,952 --> 01:41:23,999 You know, this all should be so easy. Why is it always so damn hard? 1159 01:41:26,920 --> 01:41:33,718 Hello? Midnight With Marlon? Hello, Marlon. My name is Johnny 1160 01:41:33,761 --> 01:41:39,099 and I would like to know the name of that piece of piano music 1161 01:41:39,141 --> 01:41:41,217 you were playing a minute ago 1162 01:41:41,268 --> 01:41:43,890 so I can buy the record for my lady love, 1163 01:41:43,938 --> 01:41:48,232 whose name is Frankie, is that a coincidence? Frankie and Johnny. 1164 01:41:50,027 --> 01:41:54,736 Debussy, Claude Debussy, right. Clair de Lune, you got that? 1165 01:41:55,783 --> 01:41:58,108 Why are you doing this? 1166 01:41:59,203 --> 01:42:01,990 Everything I want is in this room. 1167 01:42:06,127 --> 01:42:08,203 Hello, Marlon? 1168 01:42:09,339 --> 01:42:13,965 I know you don't take requests but could you just listen to me? 1169 01:42:14,010 --> 01:42:17,177 Now, there's a man and a woman. 1170 01:42:17,222 --> 01:42:19,795 He's a cook, she's a waitress. 1171 01:42:21,184 --> 01:42:24,055 Now, they meet and they don't connect, 1172 01:42:24,104 --> 01:42:29,893 only she noticed him, he could feel it, and he noticed her 1173 01:42:29,943 --> 01:42:32,778 and they both knew it was gonna happen. 1174 01:42:32,821 --> 01:42:37,946 They made love and for maybe one whole night, 1175 01:42:37,993 --> 01:42:40,318 they forgot the 10 million things 1176 01:42:40,370 --> 01:42:44,154 that make people think "I don't love this person, 1177 01:42:44,208 --> 01:42:47,327 "I don't like this person, I don't know this..." 1178 01:42:47,377 --> 01:42:51,078 Instead, it was perfect and they were perfect 1179 01:42:51,131 --> 01:42:53,918 and that's all there was to know about it. 1180 01:42:53,967 --> 01:42:56,885 Only now, she's beginning to forget all that 1181 01:42:56,929 --> 01:42:59,087 and maybe he'll forget it, too. 1182 01:42:59,139 --> 01:43:02,306 So could you play an encore for Frankie and Johnny 1183 01:43:02,351 --> 01:43:07,346 in the hope of something that ought to last and not self-destruct? 1184 01:43:11,319 --> 01:43:15,233 Why don't you just think about it? Thank you. 1185 01:43:24,374 --> 01:43:26,865 I want to show you something. 1186 01:43:41,725 --> 01:43:44,298 That guy I didn't want to talk about, 1187 01:43:44,352 --> 01:43:47,022 he did this with a belt buckle. 1188 01:43:56,990 --> 01:43:59,066 It's gone. 1189 01:44:00,661 --> 01:44:02,700 It'll never go. 1190 01:44:02,746 --> 01:44:05,700 It's gone. I made it go. 1191 01:44:05,749 --> 01:44:09,450 No, Johnny, you can't make it go away. Nobody can. 1192 01:44:13,424 --> 01:44:15,665 He's the reason I can't have... 1193 01:44:18,178 --> 01:44:20,255 kids. 1194 01:44:27,355 --> 01:44:29,643 He knocked me around 1195 01:44:34,153 --> 01:44:36,858 when I was pregnant and... 1196 01:44:40,243 --> 01:44:42,734 I lost the baby. 1197 01:44:44,372 --> 01:44:46,863 There were complications. 1198 01:44:54,257 --> 01:44:56,333 He's gone now. 1199 01:44:57,844 --> 01:45:01,178 I would never hit you. Never. 1200 01:45:03,892 --> 01:45:06,383 You don't have to be afraid any more. 1201 01:45:06,436 --> 01:45:08,643 I am. I'm afraid. 1202 01:45:10,565 --> 01:45:14,480 I'm afraid to be alone, I'm afraid not to be alone. 1203 01:45:14,528 --> 01:45:18,608 I'm afraid of what I am, what I'm not, 1204 01:45:18,657 --> 01:45:21,991 what I might become, what I might never become. 1205 01:45:25,664 --> 01:45:30,659 I don't wanna stay at my job for the rest of my life but I... 1206 01:45:35,215 --> 01:45:37,885 I'm afraid to leave. 1207 01:45:37,927 --> 01:45:43,087 And I'm just tired, you know, I'm just so tired of being afraid. 1208 01:45:50,481 --> 01:45:52,806 Honey, listen. 1209 01:45:55,486 --> 01:46:00,777 I know I can't make the bad go away. You're right, I can't. 1210 01:46:02,618 --> 01:46:06,367 But when the bad comes again... 1211 01:46:08,374 --> 01:46:10,663 I'm gonna be next to you. 1212 01:46:15,673 --> 01:46:17,750 I can't, Johnny. 1213 01:46:23,014 --> 01:46:24,888 I'm sorry. 1214 01:46:57,132 --> 01:47:00,466 This is WNYL in New York 1215 01:47:00,511 --> 01:47:03,845 and you're listening to Midnight With Marlon. 1216 01:47:03,889 --> 01:47:07,305 As you know, it's not my policy to take requests 1217 01:47:07,351 --> 01:47:10,555 but there's always an exception to the rule. 1218 01:47:10,605 --> 01:47:15,943 I don't know if this is the most beautiful song, Frankie and Johnny. 1219 01:47:15,985 --> 01:47:18,476 I wish they really were your names 1220 01:47:18,529 --> 01:47:21,281 but I know when my leg's being pulled. 1221 01:47:22,367 --> 01:47:25,118 God, how I wish you two really existed. 1222 01:47:25,161 --> 01:47:28,910 Maybe I'm crazy, but I'd still like to believe in love. 1223 01:47:28,957 --> 01:47:31,033 Why the hell do you think I work these hours? 1224 01:47:35,046 --> 01:47:39,922 Anyway, you two moonbeams, whoever, wherever you are, 1225 01:47:39,968 --> 01:47:42,174 whatever you're doing, 1226 01:47:42,220 --> 01:47:44,628 this one's for you. 1227 01:47:44,681 --> 01:47:46,923 Here's an encore. 1228 01:49:09,643 --> 01:49:12,098 You wanna brush? 1229 01:49:15,107 --> 01:49:17,562 That means you want me to brush? 1230 01:49:21,488 --> 01:49:24,323 Take the blue one, it's never been used. 1231 01:51:40,589 --> 01:51:42,961 I'm not gonna ask whose robe this is. 1232 01:51:43,842 --> 01:51:45,918 Good. 1233 01:51:55,354 --> 01:51:58,604 You should get toothpaste with fluoride. 1234 01:51:58,649 --> 01:52:00,725 Listen. 1235 01:52:09,827 --> 01:52:11,903 No matter what? 1236 01:52:26,010 --> 01:52:28,133 I'm 36.