1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:39,850 --> 00:01:43,383 Blue, 32! 4 00:01:44,896 --> 00:01:46,136 Setl 5 00:01:47,190 --> 00:01:48,600 hut! Hut! 6 00:02:02,914 --> 00:02:04,529 Hut! Hut! 7 00:02:12,424 --> 00:02:16,212 Blue, 32! Blue, 32! 8 00:02:16,303 --> 00:02:17,839 Setl 9 00:02:17,929 --> 00:02:19,465 hut! Hut! 10 00:02:27,689 --> 00:02:29,270 Blue, 32! 11 00:02:29,358 --> 00:02:31,314 Setl 12 00:02:31,401 --> 00:02:33,141 hut! Hut! 13 00:02:36,740 --> 00:02:39,026 Right! Hut! Hut! 14 00:02:47,793 --> 00:02:51,957 It's a touchdown! Tsu wins its third national championship! 15 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:55,164 From champs to chumps. 16 00:02:55,258 --> 00:02:58,091 The Texas state fighting armadillos 17 00:02:58,178 --> 00:03:03,343 were the greatest college team in history; Now, they're history. 18 00:03:03,433 --> 00:03:07,221 The commission slapped Texas state with a list of infractions, 19 00:03:07,312 --> 00:03:11,521 including recruiting violations, steroid abuse, 20 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:15,521 illegal payments to players and, of course, grade tampering. 21 00:03:15,612 --> 00:03:19,275 These guys' yearbook photos could act as mug shots! 22 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:24,952 Joining us tonight is the legendary ed "straight arrow' gennero. 23 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:31,125 The man who sacked five players for taking money but still won. 24 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:35,796 Thanks for joining us. What's the latest on the armadillos? 25 00:03:35,882 --> 00:03:40,672 The penalties against Texas state will set an example. 26 00:03:40,762 --> 00:03:42,673 And the players? 27 00:03:42,764 --> 00:03:46,757 The players have been expelled, and all the coaches fired. 28 00:03:46,852 --> 00:03:50,845 - Will they get new players? - They must be real students. 29 00:03:50,939 --> 00:03:54,431 No more scholarships, no more monkey business, 30 00:03:54,526 --> 00:03:57,563 or else no more football. 31 00:03:59,281 --> 00:04:02,364 Mr gennero, carver purcell, president of Texas state. 32 00:04:02,451 --> 00:04:06,239 I know who you are. What can I do for you? 33 00:04:06,329 --> 00:04:11,164 The commission came down hard on us, and the heat in the press... 34 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:15,460 Now wait a minute. If you want me to go easy on you... 35 00:04:15,547 --> 00:04:19,256 I'm offering you head coach at Texas state. 36 00:04:19,342 --> 00:04:21,958 - Nice show, ed. - Thank you. 37 00:04:22,053 --> 00:04:27,173 - I'm finished with football. - Total control. No pressure to win. 38 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:31,180 - Run a clean programme. - Last time they fired me! 39 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:35,105 The boosters fired you. We don't have them any more. 40 00:04:35,192 --> 00:04:39,276 We need a man who'll bounce a player if he takes money. 41 00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:41,569 You need an image. 42 00:04:41,656 --> 00:04:45,524 I'm offering you the opportunity to show the world this can be done. 43 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:48,235 You know, your way? Think about it. 44 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:15,933 Get used to it! 45 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:20,814 This may be the biggest crowd we draw all year! 46 00:05:23,573 --> 00:05:26,110 The cotton bowl to the dust bowl! 47 00:05:26,201 --> 00:05:29,819 I'm outta my mind letting you talk me into this! 48 00:05:29,913 --> 00:05:33,371 Building a team from an actual student body? Mass suicide! 49 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:36,791 Good to see you, Wally. Come on. 50 00:05:36,878 --> 00:05:40,245 I thought you'd be pleased, working together again. 51 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:44,709 Why should I be pleased? I could coach my own team. 52 00:05:44,803 --> 00:05:47,419 Coaching football in London doesn't count. 53 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:51,507 It was a good deal. With only one personal hygiene class. 54 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:55,344 By the way, I understand you're off the sauce. 55 00:05:55,438 --> 00:05:59,431 Don't change the subject. I shouldn't be second banana. 56 00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:03,940 I'll give you free hand. Stick to defence, offence is mine. 57 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:06,817 You're the big 'o', I'm the little 'd'. 58 00:06:06,908 --> 00:06:08,864 Don't start with me. 59 00:06:08,952 --> 00:06:13,321 Your trouble is you bottle things up, it's not healthy. 60 00:06:13,415 --> 00:06:15,701 Something on my mind, I say it. 61 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:19,660 Sometimes it's best to keep your mouth shut. 62 00:06:19,754 --> 00:06:24,623 I suppose I should learn to dress nice and kiss ass. 63 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:27,755 At least I'm not taking nitro pills. 64 00:06:27,846 --> 00:06:32,089 - You tell purcell about that? - He didn't ask. 65 00:06:32,183 --> 00:06:34,094 Good to be back, huh? 66 00:06:34,185 --> 00:06:37,769 So what do you say? Equal partners? 67 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:43,479 Hey... thanks. 68 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:46,152 Thanks. 69 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:58,449 This is Chuck neiderman, the voice of the fighting armadillos! 70 00:06:58,543 --> 00:07:02,252 This season, we need more than your support. 71 00:07:02,339 --> 00:07:05,376 If any of you can pass, block or kick, 72 00:07:05,467 --> 00:07:10,211 report to the gym at three o'clock for open football try-outs! 73 00:07:20,482 --> 00:07:23,064 Way to go! Come on! 74 00:07:23,151 --> 00:07:25,813 - I like the cowboy. - Have him! 75 00:07:25,904 --> 00:07:30,898 You call yourselves armadillos? Sorry-assed civilian slime! 76 00:07:30,992 --> 00:07:32,698 Screw you! 77 00:07:34,037 --> 00:07:37,825 Sir. They didn't have this many deserters in the republican guard! 78 00:07:38,416 --> 00:07:42,910 - Are you all that you can be? - Sir, yes, sir! 79 00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:46,417 - It's a little too much. - Sir, yes, sir. 80 00:07:46,508 --> 00:07:48,999 - Move it! - Sir, yes, sir! 81 00:07:50,011 --> 00:07:53,128 - Go! - All right, all right! 82 00:07:54,182 --> 00:07:57,845 Look at that kid. Got the heart of a lion. 83 00:07:57,936 --> 00:08:01,804 - And the legs of a chicken! - It's Charlie banks. 84 00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:05,686 The only player from last year that survived the purge. 85 00:08:05,777 --> 00:08:10,817 He was a walk-on. Not a minute of playing time. 86 00:08:10,907 --> 00:08:14,115 - Just one thing I like about him. - What's that? 87 00:08:14,202 --> 00:08:18,616 - He wouldn't quit. - Just what we need. 88 00:08:18,707 --> 00:08:20,868 Let's go! 89 00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:22,574 Setl 90 00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:23,875 hut! 91 00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:28,417 All right, popke, show me the arm, son! 92 00:08:31,594 --> 00:08:35,712 - Throw the ball, genius! - Come on. 93 00:08:35,807 --> 00:08:37,968 - Ready, Wyatt? - Ready to go. 94 00:08:38,935 --> 00:08:41,267 Set! Hut! 95 00:08:47,068 --> 00:08:51,311 Sorry, Wyatt. I'll get there next time. Good route, good route! 96 00:08:51,406 --> 00:08:53,772 All right, relax and try again. 97 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:56,483 Set! Hut! 98 00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:04,703 I thought you'd do one of these. 99 00:09:04,794 --> 00:09:07,410 He stinks at two sports. 100 00:09:07,505 --> 00:09:10,463 I can work with him. Just butt out. 101 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:13,917 If you build an offence around Edward scissorhands, 102 00:09:14,012 --> 00:09:16,128 we're gonna play a hell of a lot of defence! 103 00:09:22,437 --> 00:09:27,056 All my exes live in Texas... 104 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,584 Paul Blake? 105 00:09:58,139 --> 00:10:01,097 Looking for Paul Blake. 106 00:10:01,184 --> 00:10:03,140 Come on, come on! 107 00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:05,594 Iandale, pendejo! 108 00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:12,644 - Guess you don't remember me. - I remember you. Coach riggendorf. 109 00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:15,228 - Lo marcamos manana. - Bueno, jefe. 110 00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:19,236 I guess I made a decent impression on you. 111 00:10:19,327 --> 00:10:24,037 You were out here 16 years ago, recruiting for penn state. 112 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:27,116 Can we mosey over to the bunkhouse? 113 00:10:27,210 --> 00:10:29,826 How's the magic arm? 114 00:10:29,921 --> 00:10:34,460 34 years old. Haven't thrown a football in years. 115 00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:37,463 Good. Then it's rested. 116 00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:42,423 As you never enrolled in college, you can still play as a freshman. 117 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:48,223 Could've saved you a 200-mile trip, coach. 118 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:51,852 I know why you passed up on college. 119 00:10:51,943 --> 00:10:55,185 Well, that all happened a long time ago. 120 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:58,488 Aren't you the least bit curious what you missed out on? 121 00:11:00,451 --> 00:11:06,117 I made my peace with it. I don't need to drag it all back. 122 00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:09,950 I'm not asking you to give up the ponderosa. 123 00:11:10,044 --> 00:11:14,458 - I'm asking you to go for the team. - Team? 124 00:11:15,466 --> 00:11:17,798 You don't have a team. 125 00:11:17,886 --> 00:11:21,470 Hell, you're throwing those kids to the wolves! 126 00:11:21,556 --> 00:11:25,970 You expect me to get the shit kicked out of me? What's that gonna prove? 127 00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:30,178 Maybe you're right. 128 00:11:30,273 --> 00:11:34,232 Maybe you should stay here with your high school trophies 129 00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:37,482 and wonder just how great you might've been. 130 00:11:41,492 --> 00:11:44,575 I'll tell you one thing... 131 00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:49,372 I never saw anybody fire that football the way you did. 132 00:11:55,924 --> 00:12:00,509 I can't interfere on this one. Dean Elias calls the shots on education. 133 00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:03,837 You might consider kissing his ass a little. 134 00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:05,923 I'd hate to lead him on. 135 00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:11,637 I'm an old-fashioned Dean, coach. 136 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:14,188 Call me a stick-in-the-mud, 137 00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:18,564 but I believe our function is to educate and enlighten. 138 00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:21,897 So do I. I couldn't agree more. 139 00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:26,860 You should be congratulated for having that team thrown out. 140 00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:29,662 Well, thank you. 141 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:35,794 - I hope I won't have to do it again. - I'm sure you won't. 142 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:40,499 Any member who doesn't make the academic grade won't play. 143 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:44,962 - That's settled, let's have lunch. - One moment, please, carver. 144 00:12:46,057 --> 00:12:48,173 Let me be straight. 145 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:52,727 I've always opposed schools squandering limited resources 146 00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:57,683 on a mind-numbing sport that encourages corruption, barbarism. 147 00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:03,280 Guess I won't be putting you down for season tickets, huh? 148 00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:07,655 He's funny, carver. I like jokes. 149 00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:10,987 - Now maybe we can have lunch. - I'm busy. 150 00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:14,074 I'm on a diet... and busy. 151 00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:17,168 Coach. 152 00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:22,040 - Dean. - It'll work out just fine. 153 00:13:22,385 --> 00:13:27,880 - Ready? Begin! - One, two, three, four! 154 00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:31,341 One, two, three, four! 155 00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,347 One, two... 156 00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:35,019 Hut! 157 00:13:35,106 --> 00:13:37,097 Go! Hit that hole! 158 00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:43,649 - All right, good hit! - Jog it back, come on! 159 00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:49,946 They're always shouting. 160 00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:55,624 Dean Elias! For someone who hates football, you watch a lot! 161 00:13:55,710 --> 00:14:01,421 Eternal vigilance is the price of integrity, coach gennero! 162 00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:03,498 What an asshole. 163 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:08,587 - Like that move, coach? - Keep working, Edison. 164 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:12,094 Edison? Related to the guy who made the light bulb? 165 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:18,351 No, bigger... as in Edison library, Edison stadium, Edison Avenue. 166 00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:20,978 - His old man? - You got it. 167 00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:56,058 Dean Elias? 168 00:14:57,063 --> 00:15:01,147 Your office said I'd find you here. My registration. 169 00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,939 - You done with this? - Yes, thank you... 170 00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:16,449 Try that play again, son. Go ahead. 171 00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:24,955 Did you hire an assistant coach without telling me? 172 00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:28,507 No. I got you a quarterback without telling you. 173 00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:31,961 I hope he gets younger as he gets closer! 174 00:15:32,056 --> 00:15:34,923 Give it a look, please? 175 00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:37,349 Blake, tattoo somebody! 176 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:42,889 - Hey, over here! - Move it, move it! 177 00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:47,272 All right! 178 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,567 Good job. 179 00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:23,562 - Excuse me. - Excuse me. 180 00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:29,985 - Is 209 west this way? - Who's your kid? 181 00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:33,109 I'm not looking for my kid, I'm looking for my room. 182 00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:38,160 - Whoa, a 40-year-old freshman? - Maybe he knew Elvis. 183 00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:43,829 Discipline is everything. But everything is nothing. 184 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:46,411 Bullshit! 185 00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:49,921 Wells Fargo coming through! 186 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:05,847 Come in! 187 00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:14,154 Hi. 188 00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:16,073 We're gonna miss it. Let's go! 189 00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:18,576 Hi. 190 00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:24,158 Paul Blake. Looks like we're gonna be roommates. 191 00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:26,994 Laikai manumana. 192 00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:30,546 Well, lakay-manu-mana to you, too. 193 00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:32,624 No, mr Blake, that's my name. 194 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:37,967 I'm from Samoa, the big island. I'm called manumana. 195 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,639 It means "runt of the litter". 196 00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:44,435 The other men in my family are very large. 197 00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:47,434 Well... 198 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:53,187 - Excuse me. - Can I get you anything? 199 00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:56,489 Another pillow? A cup of samoan tea? 200 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,316 Maybe something comfortable to wear? 201 00:18:00,538 --> 00:18:02,950 What's with all the attention? 202 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:06,999 Where I come from, we're taught to respect our elders. 203 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,998 Well, I'm not that old, all right? 204 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,216 - Thank you. - Sure. 205 00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:24,474 Oh, god! 206 00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:28,646 Get outta there! Get up! Come on! 207 00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:30,564 Hut! Hut! 208 00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,689 Featherstone? 209 00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:37,772 Did you run the hurdles in 13.27 210 00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:43,863 - 13 flat, sir. - Excuse me. Go long, pattern right. 211 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,197 Thank you. 212 00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:48,032 Setl 213 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,617 hut! Hut! 214 00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:12,644 Come on! 215 00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:17,445 - Keep your eyes on the ball, son! - And keep your hands on the ball! 216 00:19:19,742 --> 00:19:23,030 Featherstone, once again. Try again. Come on. 217 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:25,156 Set... hut! Hut! 218 00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:37,540 Try again! Keep trying, son! Just keep your eyes on the ball! 219 00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:38,715 Damn! 220 00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:41,718 Again! 221 00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:53,226 - Again! - Hut! 222 00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:01,735 Good! That's better! 223 00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:07,198 What the hell is it, samurai? You got a problem? 224 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:13,251 My master said football is not just a game of smashing heads. 225 00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:16,625 It is a contest to control and occupy territory. 226 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:18,798 No shit? 227 00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:22,001 My master says, "put your money where your mouth is." 228 00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:28,849 All right! 229 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,641 Set! Hut! 230 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,231 It works for me. 231 00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:52,915 - What's the story, Wally? - He could've been the greatest. 232 00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:56,915 I saw him pass for five touchdowns in the high school championships. 233 00:20:57,006 --> 00:21:01,295 - I had him set to go to penn state. - Then what happened? 234 00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:05,048 His father died, and he never thought twice. 235 00:21:05,139 --> 00:21:08,631 He gave it all up to run the family business. 236 00:21:08,726 --> 00:21:10,682 He missed college. 237 00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:13,894 He missed everything. 238 00:21:42,593 --> 00:21:45,881 Oh, god, I'm sorry! You ok? 239 00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:50,214 No. I was just hit in the head by a racquetball. 240 00:21:54,772 --> 00:21:58,105 - Could I have my ball? - Yeah. 241 00:22:00,069 --> 00:22:02,902 Thanks. 10 - 8. 242 00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:19,623 I'm really sorry I hit you. 243 00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:21,704 Oh... it's ok. 244 00:22:25,719 --> 00:22:28,711 Never let these kids see you're hurting. 245 00:22:28,806 --> 00:22:34,472 Yeah. They smell liniment and they're on you like a pack of wild dogs! 246 00:22:34,562 --> 00:22:38,054 A freshman called me ma'am, I wanted to smack him. 247 00:22:38,148 --> 00:22:39,809 I know what you mean. 248 00:22:43,612 --> 00:22:47,821 - Well, I'm glad you're ok. - Yeah. No, I'm... 249 00:22:47,908 --> 00:22:48,988 Are you in a hurry? 250 00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:54,612 Yeah, teaching four classes tomorrow. What's your department? 251 00:22:56,166 --> 00:22:57,576 Athletics. 252 00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:03,079 We'll probably run into each other at the faculty mixer. 253 00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:04,709 Probably. 254 00:23:07,303 --> 00:23:09,965 - Ok. - See you around. 255 00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:13,718 I'll need McKenzie, and I want the two twins. 256 00:23:13,809 --> 00:23:15,925 No, not the twins. 257 00:23:16,020 --> 00:23:18,727 They're the only two who like each other without being suspect. 258 00:23:19,607 --> 00:23:23,691 They have to protect your ageing quarterback. I'll give you Granger. 259 00:23:23,777 --> 00:23:26,359 - Granger? - No, you won't. 260 00:23:27,865 --> 00:23:29,730 Hello, Dean. 261 00:23:29,825 --> 00:23:33,192 Jesus! Even a rattlesnake gives you some warning. 262 00:23:35,706 --> 00:23:38,539 - What's wrong with Granger? - Incomplete summer school. 263 00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:42,535 You know the rule: No pass, no play. 264 00:23:42,630 --> 00:23:46,839 That shouldn't be a problem. We'll take it to the appeals board... 265 00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:50,669 Absolutely. The appeals board meets in July. 266 00:23:52,556 --> 00:23:53,921 Or is it every other July? 267 00:23:55,184 --> 00:24:00,429 I'm sure you wouldn't circumvent the rules, mr 'straight arrow'. 268 00:24:01,398 --> 00:24:06,108 - Sorry, you just lost Granger. - I'm sorry, too, Wally. 269 00:24:06,195 --> 00:24:09,483 - Wally, right? - You can call me Walter. 270 00:24:09,573 --> 00:24:13,157 And while we're at it... 271 00:24:13,243 --> 00:24:17,202 Florentine, pasarelli, Prescott, risdon, marks... 272 00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:19,655 Wait a minute. All of them? 273 00:24:19,750 --> 00:24:23,914 As of this morning. Grade point averages too low. 274 00:24:24,004 --> 00:24:27,337 - You expect us to field a team? - I don't. 275 00:24:31,762 --> 00:24:34,378 Well, that's a quick end to a season. 276 00:24:37,559 --> 00:24:41,928 You don't have enough for offence. I don't have enough for defence. 277 00:24:43,899 --> 00:24:46,140 Wally? 278 00:24:50,948 --> 00:24:54,816 - We do if we play both ways. - Are you kidding? 279 00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:59,153 Iron man football with these daisies? You're taking too many pills! 280 00:25:27,943 --> 00:25:29,058 You ok? 281 00:25:29,945 --> 00:25:31,435 Setl 282 00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:33,566 hut! Hut! 283 00:25:33,657 --> 00:25:35,272 Hold it. 284 00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:40,577 - Pads? - No pads for me. 285 00:25:40,664 --> 00:25:46,000 In Australian rules, only the ref and spectators wear pads. Trust me. 286 00:25:46,086 --> 00:25:50,250 I'll respect your wishes, but it's your responsibility. 287 00:25:50,340 --> 00:25:51,580 Right. 288 00:25:52,968 --> 00:25:54,959 Set! Hut! 289 00:26:00,309 --> 00:26:02,300 Oh, McKenzie! 290 00:26:02,936 --> 00:26:05,018 Check him out. 291 00:26:06,106 --> 00:26:10,270 - He's still breathing. - Some room, some room, guys. 292 00:26:11,779 --> 00:26:17,274 How do you like that? He held onto the ball. Get him some pads. 293 00:26:17,367 --> 00:26:21,201 Pads could hurt his game. 294 00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:45,425 Excuse me? 295 00:26:50,567 --> 00:26:53,058 Well, aren't you the professor? 296 00:26:53,153 --> 00:26:57,146 Sweetheart, that's not the prof. That's the bloody quarterback! 297 00:27:02,204 --> 00:27:05,196 Excuse me. You don't teach athletics? 298 00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:11,827 I don't think I ever used the word 'teach'. 299 00:27:14,925 --> 00:27:16,836 Fine. Have a seat, Mr...? 300 00:27:17,886 --> 00:27:21,174 Blake. Paul Blake. 301 00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:28,602 - Good morning, mr Blake. - Morning, mr Blake. 302 00:27:34,570 --> 00:27:35,935 Good morning. 303 00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:40,443 Some of you may think this is a coaster's class. 304 00:27:40,534 --> 00:27:43,822 If so, you're in the wrong room. 305 00:27:44,538 --> 00:27:49,908 On the other hand, if you have any problems, just come to me. 306 00:27:50,002 --> 00:27:56,293 I'm here to help you, ok? This is journalism 101. 307 00:27:58,886 --> 00:28:00,046 Suzanne. 308 00:28:00,846 --> 00:28:02,586 Suzanne? 309 00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:05,093 Dr Carter, please. 310 00:28:05,184 --> 00:28:09,644 Look... I didn't mean to mislead you yesterday. 311 00:28:10,981 --> 00:28:14,098 Well, yes, I did. It's just that... 312 00:28:15,319 --> 00:28:19,528 You were embarrassed. Let's get one thing straight, mr Blake. 313 00:28:19,615 --> 00:28:20,821 Paul. 314 00:28:22,326 --> 00:28:26,660 It's admirable that a man your age has the courage 315 00:28:26,747 --> 00:28:30,410 to offer your body up to the football gods. 316 00:28:30,500 --> 00:28:34,118 I don't give special treatment, so wear a helmet 317 00:28:34,213 --> 00:28:37,421 and save a few brain cells for my class. 318 00:28:39,009 --> 00:28:41,500 I guess this is a bad time to ask you out? 319 00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:53,016 - You want to see me? I have a class. - That's why I want to see you. 320 00:28:53,106 --> 00:28:54,937 Please have a seat. 321 00:28:57,110 --> 00:29:00,022 It's about you taking over journalism 101. 322 00:29:00,113 --> 00:29:05,324 Last year, the jocks nicknamed it 'schmooze the news'. 323 00:29:05,410 --> 00:29:07,822 They thought it was a pushover. 324 00:29:07,913 --> 00:29:11,326 I wondered why so many guys named bubba signed up. 325 00:29:12,626 --> 00:29:15,663 Don't worry. I don't give free rides, Dean. 326 00:29:16,672 --> 00:29:21,006 Phillip. And I don't give free rides either. 327 00:29:22,135 --> 00:29:24,217 Hold all calls. 328 00:29:24,304 --> 00:29:29,389 You're a special person here at tsu, I mean that. 329 00:29:29,476 --> 00:29:34,470 Harvard, "the Washington post", yet you chose to come back to me. 330 00:29:34,564 --> 00:29:36,805 I meant to say 'us". 331 00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:41,644 That's why you won't disappoint someone who sees a future in you... 332 00:29:41,738 --> 00:29:42,944 Suzanne. 333 00:29:44,074 --> 00:29:47,692 - That's very nice. - Yes, I know. 334 00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:52,200 - Sometimes I can be nice. - I'm so late. Excuse me. 335 00:29:52,291 --> 00:29:56,204 Even in these past few days... Something of a kinship! 336 00:29:58,422 --> 00:30:00,378 And I know you feel it, too. 337 00:30:02,509 --> 00:30:06,297 This thing about to happen here is really funky. 338 00:30:06,388 --> 00:30:09,095 Check out a supernova. 339 00:30:09,182 --> 00:30:13,391 That's an explosion that Jacks up a star's luminosity 340 00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:18,142 to 10 to 45th power joules, and when that happens, cop some shade! 341 00:30:18,233 --> 00:30:22,226 I know what you're thinking: "Will this help me get a job?" 342 00:30:22,321 --> 00:30:25,939 No. But they made me watch this film, so now you must. 343 00:30:31,038 --> 00:30:33,654 Class over! Get out! 344 00:30:33,749 --> 00:30:36,912 Next time, chapter 8 on gravitation. 345 00:30:43,133 --> 00:30:47,251 Mr Paul Blake. The armadillos' man. I've been reading about you. 346 00:30:47,346 --> 00:30:50,133 What is your interest in celestial mechanics? 347 00:30:50,223 --> 00:30:53,681 - It was either this or home ec. - You took the easy way out, huh? 348 00:30:55,854 --> 00:30:59,221 On the farm, you spend nights staring at the sky. 349 00:30:59,316 --> 00:31:03,275 - What for? Praying for rain? - Something like that. 350 00:31:03,362 --> 00:31:07,196 There was an Andre krimm, played tackle, Lincoln high. 351 00:31:07,282 --> 00:31:10,194 All-state. Big, ugly guy. 352 00:31:10,285 --> 00:31:12,025 Bringing back some old memories. 353 00:31:13,372 --> 00:31:15,408 You want the story? 354 00:31:15,499 --> 00:31:21,620 I got a scholarship for football and chemistry, but coach didn't see it. 355 00:31:21,713 --> 00:31:24,546 "I didn't want no chemistry professor!” 356 00:31:24,633 --> 00:31:27,716 "Take basket weaving and kick some butt." 357 00:31:27,803 --> 00:31:30,715 Doesn't look like you dropped chemistry. 358 00:31:30,806 --> 00:31:36,346 Bs in five semesters. Masters in one year. I'm halfway to my phd. 359 00:31:36,436 --> 00:31:40,179 - I'm not bragging. - Doesn't sound like it... too much. 360 00:31:40,273 --> 00:31:41,513 Just a little bit! 361 00:31:42,776 --> 00:31:46,644 - You've got a year of eligibility left. - For football? Get outta town! 362 00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:50,026 Stand here and tell me you don't miss it. 363 00:31:50,117 --> 00:31:54,030 I miss some parts. Going both ways this year? 364 00:31:54,121 --> 00:31:56,362 That's the plan, yeah. 365 00:31:56,456 --> 00:32:00,495 Look, Andre, we really need you. 366 00:32:01,336 --> 00:32:05,500 Man, it's been a long time since I kicked some butt. 367 00:32:05,590 --> 00:32:07,046 I'll see you in class. 368 00:32:12,222 --> 00:32:15,510 Ok, banks. Ready? Hut! 369 00:32:17,227 --> 00:32:21,721 You're supposed to be hitting the sled, not humping a butterfly! 370 00:32:21,815 --> 00:32:26,400 I want you mean, I want you nasty, I want you to eat raw meat! 371 00:32:26,486 --> 00:32:28,977 Get your ass outta here! 372 00:32:29,072 --> 00:32:30,608 All right, next! 373 00:32:43,211 --> 00:32:48,171 Andre does not eat raw meat, 'cause Andre is a vegetarian. 374 00:32:49,718 --> 00:32:52,551 Eat whatever you want, Andre. 375 00:32:58,268 --> 00:33:00,133 Hi, sports fans! 376 00:33:00,228 --> 00:33:06,440 Chuck here to bring you coverage of today's game on campus radio. 377 00:33:06,526 --> 00:33:11,646 The armadillos are getting ready to kick off their 10-game season. 378 00:33:11,740 --> 00:33:15,528 I'm all alone, thanks to the broadcast blackout. 379 00:33:15,619 --> 00:33:19,362 The nation's press will miss out on one hell of a game... 380 00:33:19,456 --> 00:33:22,698 Or at least a noble effort. 381 00:34:24,896 --> 00:34:27,603 Here come the Texas bobcats! 382 00:34:29,818 --> 00:34:31,774 Come on! 383 00:34:40,036 --> 00:34:44,279 The bobcats came with a squad of 119 players. 384 00:34:44,374 --> 00:34:50,665 Over 14,000 faithful fans drove up in their winnebagos and pick-up trucks. 385 00:34:52,382 --> 00:34:54,168 Gol 386 00:34:58,555 --> 00:35:04,972 and now, here are all 17 of your new Texas state fighting armadillos! 387 00:35:15,572 --> 00:35:17,654 Come on, let's go! 388 00:35:22,245 --> 00:35:25,487 Come on, guys. Let's go. 389 00:35:27,417 --> 00:35:29,078 - Gentlemen. - Listen up. 390 00:35:29,169 --> 00:35:33,458 Give me 100%. Just give me 100%. 391 00:35:33,548 --> 00:35:35,914 The last time the team took the field, 392 00:35:36,009 --> 00:35:40,298 they won a national championship but lost their self-respect. 393 00:35:40,388 --> 00:35:42,800 I want you to get it back. 394 00:35:44,976 --> 00:35:46,967 All right! 395 00:35:47,062 --> 00:35:49,144 Way to go, guys! 396 00:35:50,690 --> 00:35:55,150 - Not much of a crowd. - We have the home field advantage. 397 00:35:55,236 --> 00:35:57,272 The alamo was the home field! 398 00:36:16,007 --> 00:36:18,999 Wilkerson takes the ball at the five, on the right side. 399 00:36:20,387 --> 00:36:24,221 And he is greeted by three bobcats. Too bad. 400 00:36:24,307 --> 00:36:26,298 He only had eight men left to beat. 401 00:36:27,852 --> 00:36:31,310 Keep it simple. Our bread-and-butter play. 402 00:36:31,398 --> 00:36:34,105 Brown right, 22 trap. Go ahead! 403 00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:37,650 The bobcats' defence is anchored by 'doberman' Harris, 404 00:36:37,737 --> 00:36:43,107 all-American despite missing two games due to... rabies shots. 405 00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:44,782 Hey, high school! 406 00:36:46,413 --> 00:36:50,952 Oh, doggy breath! Bad doggy, bad doggy! 407 00:36:52,460 --> 00:36:54,166 Blue, 42. 408 00:36:56,631 --> 00:37:00,089 Set! Hut! Hut! 409 00:37:04,848 --> 00:37:10,263 Blake's looking to hand off. Still looking. Quarterback keeper. 410 00:37:10,353 --> 00:37:14,687 - Who missed the assignment? - Everybody did! Perfect! 411 00:37:16,192 --> 00:37:18,478 Get the hell out of there! 412 00:37:18,570 --> 00:37:19,980 Again, run it. 413 00:37:21,823 --> 00:37:24,690 Bobcats! Bobcats! 414 00:37:25,952 --> 00:37:29,069 The armadillos have 2nd down on their own 16. 415 00:37:36,796 --> 00:37:41,039 They run the ball again but only lost two yards. 416 00:37:41,134 --> 00:37:42,965 Nice play, guys! 417 00:37:46,055 --> 00:37:47,420 Third down coming up. 418 00:37:47,515 --> 00:37:51,758 Blake's the only armadillo alive when the Beatles were together. 419 00:37:54,647 --> 00:37:57,389 Again. Well, they haven't run it yet! 420 00:38:01,237 --> 00:38:02,727 Ok, guys, quiet down. 421 00:38:06,743 --> 00:38:10,827 - Brown, right, 22 trap. - We just ran that. 422 00:38:10,914 --> 00:38:12,996 They're gonna kill us. 423 00:38:13,082 --> 00:38:16,540 - They're looking for that one. - They haven't seen it! 424 00:38:16,628 --> 00:38:21,964 - Let's save that for later. - All right, just settle down. 425 00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:26,421 Screw it! 426 00:38:26,513 --> 00:38:31,132 Straight up pass blocking. Fly pattern. 427 00:38:31,226 --> 00:38:34,969 Square in, square in. On two, ready? 428 00:38:35,063 --> 00:38:36,894 Break! 429 00:38:39,526 --> 00:38:42,893 Third down and long situation. Let's see what the 'dillos do here. 430 00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:47,647 Paul Blake comes to the line. He takes the snap. 431 00:38:48,243 --> 00:38:49,858 He's back fast! 432 00:38:53,081 --> 00:38:58,326 - He goes deep! He's got a Cannon! - What the hell's that? 433 00:38:58,419 --> 00:39:01,331 Featherstone has a step! He's all alone! 434 00:39:04,843 --> 00:39:08,552 He's got... Oh! In and out of his hands! 435 00:39:08,638 --> 00:39:10,094 Damn! 436 00:39:10,181 --> 00:39:13,264 Oh, no, no, no! 437 00:39:24,445 --> 00:39:27,903 - He was wide open. We'll get it. - Blake, sit down. 438 00:39:27,991 --> 00:39:30,824 Popke! You're going in for Blake! 439 00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:34,953 I called a running play, not a pass. 440 00:39:53,516 --> 00:39:55,677 McKenzie to punt for the armadillos. 441 00:39:57,687 --> 00:40:00,895 Not much of a hang time. They got a piece of that one! 442 00:40:05,653 --> 00:40:08,645 - Send in your defence. - Samurai? 443 00:40:11,492 --> 00:40:16,111 The armadillos send in their defence, Eric 'samurai' Hansen. 444 00:40:16,205 --> 00:40:21,700 They're playing iron man football, playing both offence and defence. 445 00:40:21,794 --> 00:40:24,661 The bobcats, however, have a fresh squad on the field. 446 00:40:26,674 --> 00:40:28,380 50 down! 447 00:40:31,346 --> 00:40:33,553 Double wing! Double wing! 448 00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:38,350 - Double wing! Double wing! - Motion left! Motion left! 449 00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:42,554 - Hey, that's my man! - I got him! I got him! 450 00:40:42,649 --> 00:40:47,359 The armadillos are giving Stillman quadruple coverage to the right. 451 00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:50,027 Moses is wide open! 452 00:40:50,114 --> 00:40:52,446 It's a touchdown! 453 00:40:57,580 --> 00:40:59,696 Move, 45! 454 00:41:03,044 --> 00:41:05,080 Setl 455 00:41:05,171 --> 00:41:07,207 hut! Hut! 456 00:41:07,298 --> 00:41:10,961 Popke's in for Blake, with a distinctive throwing style. 457 00:41:11,052 --> 00:41:13,794 Blow the whistle! Blow the whistle! 458 00:41:23,398 --> 00:41:27,016 It'll be a long day but a good one, right? 459 00:41:38,121 --> 00:41:39,201 Boo! 460 00:41:44,252 --> 00:41:48,746 Paul Blake has not come back into the game. I'm sure... 461 00:41:57,557 --> 00:42:00,970 Just tell Dean Elias I called. Thank you. 462 00:42:03,563 --> 00:42:06,475 I'd appreciate it. Yes, please. 463 00:42:07,608 --> 00:42:09,394 I'll be here. Thank you. 464 00:42:10,445 --> 00:42:13,482 - How are you? - Got a second? 465 00:42:13,573 --> 00:42:15,689 Of course, of course. 466 00:42:15,783 --> 00:42:20,152 - I think we ought to talk. - My door's open to my players. 467 00:42:20,246 --> 00:42:24,330 - Including the ones you bench? - Even the ones I threw off my team. 468 00:42:24,417 --> 00:42:26,248 Sit down, Blake. 469 00:42:29,714 --> 00:42:33,002 - I'll give you everything I got... - It's not enough. 470 00:42:33,092 --> 00:42:37,301 You've ten other guys with you. I need what they've got, too. 471 00:42:37,388 --> 00:42:40,505 Their leader can't leave them behind. 472 00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:45,390 I just want to play, coach. You want me to hand-off, I'll do it. 473 00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:50,691 - It's your team. - No, no, it has to be your team. 474 00:42:50,777 --> 00:42:53,940 You want me to hang out with them? Be their pal? 475 00:42:55,615 --> 00:42:58,322 I can't tell you how to do that. 476 00:42:58,409 --> 00:43:01,446 You'll have to work that out for yourself. 477 00:43:05,792 --> 00:43:11,128 "The crowd seemed taken with the bull-dogging skills of favourite," 478 00:43:11,214 --> 00:43:14,456 "handsome Wyatt beaudry of comanche gap," 479 00:43:14,550 --> 00:43:18,714 "who finished eighth in the steer-wrestling event." 480 00:43:18,805 --> 00:43:22,718 I suppose that qualifies as a lead for a story, Wyatt. 481 00:43:22,809 --> 00:43:27,553 You've got all five 'ws'. What, when, where, why and especially who. 482 00:43:27,647 --> 00:43:29,808 As in "who gives a shit?" 483 00:43:33,152 --> 00:43:38,021 If we could move along... The next one is by mr Blake. 484 00:43:39,700 --> 00:43:45,696 "Gennero's return to the Texas state fighting armadillos was marred" 485 00:43:45,790 --> 00:43:50,750 "by a 65-0 shellacking by the southwest Texas bobcats" 486 00:43:50,837 --> 00:43:53,374 "at tsu stadium on Saturday." 487 00:43:55,049 --> 00:43:56,880 That's a solid opening. 488 00:43:56,968 --> 00:44:00,426 Sure. He had a great view from the bench! 489 00:44:01,889 --> 00:44:05,006 "This contest wasn't about one football game." 490 00:44:05,101 --> 00:44:11,222 "It was a test of one man's ideals. The armadillos did that man proud.” 491 00:44:11,315 --> 00:44:15,103 "Ed gennero... He won because they played.” 492 00:44:23,077 --> 00:44:26,365 Dean Elias here, coach. Tough outing Saturday. 493 00:44:26,455 --> 00:44:30,323 - Thought you had them! - It was a learning experience. 494 00:44:30,418 --> 00:44:34,707 - They need a little conditioning. - Took the words out of my mouth. 495 00:44:34,797 --> 00:44:41,259 I can help. How about a scrimmage with a state institution? 496 00:44:41,345 --> 00:44:45,884 - Thank you, Dean. - Please, coach. I'm a giver! 497 00:44:45,975 --> 00:44:47,090 Cheeriol 498 00:45:00,865 --> 00:45:05,700 - I got a funny feeling about this. - Don't worry, Wally. 499 00:45:05,786 --> 00:45:09,620 Dean Elias assured me that we're dealing with real sportsmen. 500 00:45:15,171 --> 00:45:17,708 How do you do? 501 00:45:17,798 --> 00:45:23,759 As loyal fans, we're pleased to help you in your time of need. 502 00:45:23,846 --> 00:45:26,553 We look forward to a spirited workout. 503 00:45:28,643 --> 00:45:33,979 Gentlemen, this is your home field so please take the ball. 504 00:45:39,612 --> 00:45:43,480 Right, 'dillos, let's get it on! Yeah! 505 00:45:50,581 --> 00:45:52,446 I'm gonna cripple that pinhead! 506 00:45:56,045 --> 00:45:57,910 Blue, 32! 507 00:45:59,340 --> 00:46:03,583 I want you to know something. I believe you're all innocent. 508 00:46:03,678 --> 00:46:07,466 I mean that. I feel a lot of love on this field today. 509 00:46:23,322 --> 00:46:25,483 Come on, you're offside! 510 00:46:26,534 --> 00:46:29,697 You know, I usually play tennis instead of football. 511 00:46:41,841 --> 00:46:46,255 - What are you in for? - Computer fraud. 512 00:46:54,270 --> 00:46:57,478 I don't feel so good. I think I swallowed a finger. 513 00:46:58,774 --> 00:47:00,435 Yeah! 514 00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:22,704 Wally, come on. Get up. People are watching! 515 00:47:22,798 --> 00:47:26,541 If this wasn't frigging astro turf, I'd dig my grave! 516 00:47:26,635 --> 00:47:30,628 Blakeman pitches to sarge. Sarge bumps into his own man! 517 00:47:30,723 --> 00:47:33,305 It's a fumble. Fumbalaya! 518 00:47:33,392 --> 00:47:36,634 Sargie 'fumbalina' wilkerson fumbles the ball! 519 00:47:36,729 --> 00:47:40,267 Watch the ball. Concentrate, McKenzie! 520 00:47:47,114 --> 00:47:51,232 Looks like the armadillos may not break the jinx today! 521 00:47:51,327 --> 00:47:54,569 They won't break into that 'w' column. 522 00:47:54,663 --> 00:47:58,030 It's sad that in every game there has to be a loser. 523 00:48:01,670 --> 00:48:03,831 Bring it up more! 524 00:48:03,923 --> 00:48:08,383 The armadillos are looking for anything to keep their spirits up. 525 00:48:08,469 --> 00:48:12,132 Come on, iron men! Don't give up! 526 00:48:12,223 --> 00:48:15,807 Come on, keep kicking! 527 00:48:15,893 --> 00:48:18,976 Move it, I said! Get it on! 528 00:48:19,063 --> 00:48:22,021 Get it on! Move it! 529 00:48:24,944 --> 00:48:28,186 They drop their seventh heartbreaker of the season. 530 00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:30,942 A squeaker, 35 - 12. 531 00:48:31,033 --> 00:48:32,193 Damn! 532 00:48:35,663 --> 00:48:37,494 Shit! 533 00:48:41,252 --> 00:48:45,666 The armadillos are 0 - 8, with two games left in the season. 534 00:48:47,425 --> 00:48:50,132 Wyatt, you dumb cowboy asshole! 535 00:48:50,970 --> 00:48:55,259 If you opened a hole for once, you'd know who to block! 536 00:48:55,349 --> 00:48:57,886 - Blame me. - Right! 537 00:48:57,977 --> 00:49:00,684 You couldn't catch a cold in Alaska! 538 00:49:00,771 --> 00:49:03,353 Why don't you bang a kangaroo?! 539 00:49:04,859 --> 00:49:06,565 Enough! Cool it! 540 00:49:11,198 --> 00:49:13,780 Cut it out! Cut it out! 541 00:49:13,868 --> 00:49:16,575 You got energy, considering we lost! 542 00:49:16,662 --> 00:49:19,904 - You don't have to play both ways! - No shit! 543 00:49:19,999 --> 00:49:25,494 We're sick of reading about you. "Blake, arm of the armadillos"! 544 00:49:25,588 --> 00:49:28,796 It's not his fault. The whole team sucks. 545 00:49:28,883 --> 00:49:31,795 - Hey, bitch! - Hey, hey! 546 00:49:31,886 --> 00:49:35,674 What's wrong with y'all? Forget about football. 547 00:49:35,764 --> 00:49:39,222 - We need to get crazy. Amen. - Amen! 548 00:49:39,310 --> 00:49:42,643 - We need to get wild! - Yeah! 549 00:49:42,730 --> 00:49:45,847 - We need to 'partay'! - Yeah! 550 00:49:50,404 --> 00:49:53,146 Party! Party! Party! 551 00:49:55,743 --> 00:50:00,203 - Blake, come to Billy Bob's tonight. - I've been. 552 00:50:00,289 --> 00:50:02,905 It wouldn't hurt for the guys to see you hanging out tonight. 553 00:50:06,921 --> 00:50:08,457 Buy them a round, would you? 554 00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:15,634 Yee-haw! Welcome to Billy Bob's! 555 00:50:15,721 --> 00:50:20,090 The bar with its own indoor bull-riding arena! 556 00:50:39,703 --> 00:50:43,116 Hey, Wyatt, nice riding! You must be hungry. 557 00:50:43,207 --> 00:50:46,074 I ain't eating nothing I might've rode in here! 558 00:50:50,756 --> 00:50:52,371 Charlie, manu... 559 00:50:56,595 --> 00:50:58,631 - How you doing? - How you doing? 560 00:50:59,890 --> 00:51:02,802 Andre, look who's here. Flat-top. 561 00:51:04,812 --> 00:51:06,928 Guys, see who's here? 562 00:51:07,815 --> 00:51:11,854 Texas state, they're the pussies that ain't won a game yet! 563 00:51:14,071 --> 00:51:20,317 Well, if it isn't the by god number one Texas colts. 564 00:51:20,411 --> 00:51:22,823 - Wow! - You say something, sugar? 565 00:51:30,462 --> 00:51:32,919 - You ok? - Yeah... Paul. 566 00:51:35,009 --> 00:51:36,499 He's all talk. 567 00:51:37,553 --> 00:51:40,090 Party's over, guys. 568 00:51:40,180 --> 00:51:45,140 We're on probation, you know that. And you know that, too. 569 00:51:45,227 --> 00:51:47,764 What are you thinking about? 570 00:51:47,855 --> 00:51:50,688 If I wanted a big brother, I wouldn't have killed mine! 571 00:51:52,109 --> 00:51:55,647 You don't want to mess with us. We're nobodies. 572 00:51:55,738 --> 00:51:58,980 You guys are undefeated, 8 - 0. 573 00:52:00,034 --> 00:52:01,820 We'll just take our party somewhere else. 574 00:52:05,164 --> 00:52:07,780 Ok... ok. 575 00:52:08,500 --> 00:52:10,912 Tell you what I'm going to do... 576 00:52:13,005 --> 00:52:17,965 I'll buy you a beer, and we can forget this incident. It's on me. 577 00:52:25,893 --> 00:52:27,383 Now it's on you. 578 00:52:28,937 --> 00:52:31,553 Guess you wanted a light beer. 579 00:52:31,649 --> 00:52:38,817 Maybe you better buy me a keg. Or put a spigot in that fat Buddha! 580 00:52:39,531 --> 00:52:40,941 Easy. 581 00:52:41,867 --> 00:52:48,204 We were getting along so good, and now you insult my centre. 582 00:52:48,290 --> 00:52:49,746 My centre! 583 00:52:52,252 --> 00:52:54,743 This is my throwing hand here. 584 00:52:58,092 --> 00:52:59,582 Shit! 585 00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:05,012 He bought you a beer! 586 00:53:20,406 --> 00:53:23,990 - You all right? - Great until a chair hit me. 587 00:53:27,287 --> 00:53:31,280 Sheriff? Yeah, it's Billy Bob's again. 588 00:53:50,561 --> 00:53:53,849 You finally threw something that connected! 589 00:53:53,939 --> 00:53:57,978 Next time we invite you out, keep your white butt at home! 590 00:53:58,068 --> 00:54:01,526 I thought you said you wanted to 'partay'. 591 00:54:51,371 --> 00:54:53,111 What took you so long, Dean? 592 00:54:54,792 --> 00:54:58,205 I'm Dean Elias, I heard about the brawl on my beeper. 593 00:54:58,295 --> 00:55:01,787 So... where's the brawl? 594 00:55:01,882 --> 00:55:08,378 - Brawl? There ain't no brawl. - "There isn't any brawl." 595 00:55:08,472 --> 00:55:12,511 - There ain't no brawl? - You hard of hearing? 596 00:55:12,601 --> 00:55:16,685 Buy the sheriff a coffee, I'll take care of this, huh? 597 00:55:16,772 --> 00:55:18,637 That's a good idea. 598 00:55:19,942 --> 00:55:23,901 Don't get yourself in 'no' trouble, you hear? 599 00:55:24,947 --> 00:55:26,812 Let's go. 600 00:55:28,367 --> 00:55:29,652 'Any' trouble. 601 00:55:31,119 --> 00:55:34,031 Hurts when they poke you in the chest like that, doesn't it? 602 00:55:37,668 --> 00:55:42,002 I don't think you get the idea, Elias. 603 00:55:42,089 --> 00:55:48,676 If our boys get caught in a brawl, that means the colts get caught. 604 00:55:48,762 --> 00:55:54,428 You don't get elected sheriff by embarrassing the pride of Texas. 605 00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:00,436 For a quarter, you can jump in. 606 00:56:02,818 --> 00:56:06,436 Another game, another time, coach gennero. 607 00:56:12,327 --> 00:56:14,192 Blakel 608 00:56:14,288 --> 00:56:16,028 let's talk. 609 00:56:18,041 --> 00:56:19,497 Put this away for me. 610 00:56:20,502 --> 00:56:22,493 I'll be seeing you on the field. 611 00:56:24,256 --> 00:56:29,091 I'm really looking forward to it. See you around, flat-top. 612 00:56:29,177 --> 00:56:31,338 Come on, boys, let's get out of here. 613 00:56:34,474 --> 00:56:37,011 We're just blowing off steam. 614 00:56:37,102 --> 00:56:42,847 You can't afford to act like normal students. You can't blow off steam. 615 00:56:42,941 --> 00:56:45,933 Dean Elias is looking for any excuse to bury us. 616 00:56:48,697 --> 00:56:50,403 Coach, I'm sorry. 617 00:56:50,490 --> 00:56:53,778 You'll never win unless you control your team. 618 00:56:53,869 --> 00:56:57,282 - I'm just trying to... - Just answer one thing for me. 619 00:56:58,582 --> 00:57:00,163 Who threw the first punch? 620 00:57:04,713 --> 00:57:06,169 All right. 621 00:57:10,260 --> 00:57:11,966 Get that thing looked at. 622 00:57:42,709 --> 00:57:44,620 - Hi. - What are you doing here? 623 00:57:46,004 --> 00:57:49,167 I'm kind of bleeding in your doorway. 624 00:57:51,259 --> 00:57:53,921 - Can I come in? - Yeah, come in. 625 00:57:57,182 --> 00:57:59,594 Didn't I tell you to wear a helmet? 626 00:57:59,685 --> 00:58:02,722 I went because I thought that's what he wanted. 627 00:58:03,438 --> 00:58:08,398 I'm trying to read this man's mind. Should I protect him? Drink with him? 628 00:58:09,403 --> 00:58:11,439 Thanks. 629 00:58:11,530 --> 00:58:14,522 I just can't seem to win. 630 00:58:14,616 --> 00:58:19,656 Tell you what, I'm too old for this. He's treating me like a kid! 631 00:58:19,746 --> 00:58:22,658 You've got to talk to the man. 632 00:58:22,749 --> 00:58:27,709 He's a coach, I'm a football player. He can't talk to me like I was human. 633 00:58:27,796 --> 00:58:29,002 Have you tried? 634 00:58:30,590 --> 00:58:32,251 I tried with you. 635 00:58:34,970 --> 00:58:40,215 - It's hard to get... - Respect as a female teacher. 636 00:58:40,308 --> 00:58:41,923 I know. 637 00:58:42,602 --> 00:58:48,063 You ought to try getting respect as a football player some time! 638 00:58:48,150 --> 00:58:51,267 Ok, let's clear the board and start again. Square one. 639 00:58:52,487 --> 00:58:55,149 - Truth? - Truth. 640 00:58:56,408 --> 00:58:57,864 Ok. 641 00:59:00,287 --> 00:59:03,745 Paul Blake. Freshman quarterback. 642 00:59:03,832 --> 00:59:07,745 Suzanne Carter. Cheerleader, hollokan high. 643 00:59:07,836 --> 00:59:13,001 - What? - 47-6, state finals, 1975. 644 00:59:13,091 --> 00:59:14,547 Oh, shit! 645 00:59:14,634 --> 00:59:18,673 You know, we thought we had a real chance! 646 00:59:18,764 --> 00:59:22,723 You threw for five touchdowns, 420 yards in the air. 647 00:59:22,809 --> 00:59:27,223 You decimated us. You decimated my boyfriend. 648 00:59:27,314 --> 00:59:30,397 You have no idea what you did to me! 649 00:59:31,151 --> 00:59:35,611 Wait a second. Is this all about a grudge? 650 00:59:35,697 --> 00:59:38,109 A grudge? 651 00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:43,285 No! I cut your picture out of the sports page. 652 00:59:43,371 --> 00:59:46,704 I made my friends drive past your farm. 653 00:59:46,792 --> 00:59:51,126 I used to call and hang up. I was nuts about you. 654 00:59:51,213 --> 00:59:54,205 Can we take a walk? 655 01:00:05,519 --> 01:00:10,058 We play the jayhawks Saturday and we have no kicker. 656 01:00:10,148 --> 01:00:12,890 - We'll find a kicker. - Where? 657 01:00:12,984 --> 01:00:16,067 We'll find a kicker, I guarantee it! 658 01:00:17,030 --> 01:00:21,148 - Wally, this way. - No, let's get some air. 659 01:00:21,243 --> 01:00:24,235 Walk off that pasta you're always shovelling down. 660 01:00:25,789 --> 01:00:29,782 - Did you look at that play? - It'll never work. 661 01:00:29,876 --> 01:00:34,370 Sorry. I forgot, you're a genius! That's why you have a bigger whistle. 662 01:00:35,841 --> 01:00:38,833 Now he's got whistle envy! 663 01:00:53,775 --> 01:00:58,986 - Hell of a kick, huh? - Yeah, 40-50 yards, they can... 664 01:00:59,072 --> 01:01:01,688 No! Wrong gender! 665 01:01:01,783 --> 01:01:05,526 There's nothing to say a woman can't play football! 666 01:01:05,620 --> 01:01:06,860 Wally! 667 01:01:06,955 --> 01:01:09,822 Hey, rig! Is that what you wanted? 668 01:01:14,212 --> 01:01:16,919 Look at that! A bloody Sheila on the team! 669 01:01:17,007 --> 01:01:21,842 - We'll be a laughing stock. - What do you think we are now? 670 01:01:31,188 --> 01:01:34,021 I'm ready. Let's try one. 671 01:01:35,442 --> 01:01:36,682 Hut! 672 01:01:39,696 --> 01:01:42,688 Manu! Snap me the ball! 673 01:01:44,576 --> 01:01:46,112 Snap the ball, dammit! 674 01:01:48,747 --> 01:01:52,160 Hello, manu! Hike me the ball! 675 01:01:52,250 --> 01:01:53,911 Hut! 676 01:01:56,880 --> 01:02:00,043 Relax, big guy, you've already got the job. 677 01:02:07,265 --> 01:02:08,880 Hut! 678 01:02:15,065 --> 01:02:18,228 - Nice kick. - It was a little off. 679 01:02:18,318 --> 01:02:20,684 Take it back ten yards! 680 01:02:27,619 --> 01:02:31,612 - You kidding me? - That's the pressure of TV. 681 01:02:31,706 --> 01:02:34,914 Like with wrestling, women take over the sport! 682 01:02:35,001 --> 01:02:36,832 Take it back ten yards! 683 01:02:43,885 --> 01:02:44,885 Wow! 684 01:02:46,888 --> 01:02:49,550 - She can kick! - Yeah! 685 01:02:49,641 --> 01:02:54,135 Man, that was 40 yards. 40 yards! 686 01:02:54,229 --> 01:02:56,766 Can you believe that? 687 01:02:56,856 --> 01:02:59,643 I don't even drive that far! 688 01:03:00,902 --> 01:03:06,693 - She's got some foot! - Keeps getting better on the way up! 689 01:03:06,783 --> 01:03:08,068 Hey! 690 01:03:13,581 --> 01:03:16,573 Lucy... this is man... 691 01:03:17,711 --> 01:03:20,077 Nice to meet you, man... 692 01:03:21,172 --> 01:03:26,792 I've got a feeling about tonight's game. Maybe we've got a shot. 693 01:03:59,627 --> 01:04:01,208 An amazing game! 694 01:04:01,296 --> 01:04:04,754 The armadillos have put on a tremendous defence, 695 01:04:04,841 --> 01:04:08,049 not allowing a touchdown in three quarters. 696 01:04:08,136 --> 01:04:11,970 Also, we have word from university hospital 697 01:04:12,057 --> 01:04:16,426 that the homecoming queen runner-up is in satisfactory condition, 698 01:04:16,519 --> 01:04:21,058 following that freak lightning strike at half time, so... 699 01:04:22,692 --> 01:04:27,982 With less than a minute to play, we trail the jayhawks 3 - 0. 700 01:04:28,073 --> 01:04:31,190 But in a typhoon, it's anybody's game. 701 01:04:34,788 --> 01:04:37,120 All right, guys! Come on! 702 01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:45,541 Hut! Hut! 703 01:04:50,345 --> 01:04:52,802 Yes! Yes! Yes! 704 01:04:55,433 --> 01:05:00,518 Edison is down at the 37, though he hydroplaned to the 19. 705 01:05:00,605 --> 01:05:05,395 First down, 'dillos. But time is running out, down to 20 seconds. 706 01:05:09,239 --> 01:05:10,445 Shut up! 707 01:05:10,532 --> 01:05:13,023 All right! First down! 708 01:05:13,118 --> 01:05:15,985 Quarterback throw on two. Ready? 709 01:05:17,414 --> 01:05:20,406 - All right? - Follow me. 710 01:05:24,546 --> 01:05:27,709 - Come on! - Here we go. 711 01:05:28,758 --> 01:05:31,670 Set! Hut! Hut! 712 01:05:35,598 --> 01:05:37,805 Blake's going all the way! 713 01:05:37,892 --> 01:05:40,474 - Come on, Paul! - Hit the big guy! 714 01:05:41,688 --> 01:05:44,930 He breaks a tackle, he slips, the ball's loose... 715 01:05:45,024 --> 01:05:48,642 It's a fumble! They're all piling on. 716 01:05:48,736 --> 01:05:50,977 Who's got it? 717 01:05:51,072 --> 01:05:53,358 Fumble! Blue ball! 718 01:05:53,450 --> 01:05:54,906 Sit down, you jerk! 719 01:05:56,286 --> 01:05:58,823 Tough break! Blake could've scored. 720 01:05:59,664 --> 01:06:03,407 The ref is digging through now. Let's see who comes up with it. 721 01:06:05,420 --> 01:06:08,958 McKenzie comes up with it! The Australian rugger! 722 01:06:11,509 --> 01:06:14,751 Lucy, get your ass in here! Lucy! 723 01:06:14,846 --> 01:06:19,385 - She did well in practice. - She might get hurt. 724 01:06:19,476 --> 01:06:24,561 - Coach, I can do it! - No pass, we got to kick! 725 01:06:25,940 --> 01:06:28,352 All right. Watch yourself! 726 01:06:28,443 --> 01:06:30,559 Go, baby! 727 01:06:30,653 --> 01:06:34,441 Lucy draper is the first woman player in armadillo history. 728 01:06:34,532 --> 01:06:35,988 All right? 729 01:06:46,419 --> 01:06:51,709 - Field goal. On the snap. Ready? - Break! 730 01:06:52,592 --> 01:06:55,174 Blake will spot for a 34-yard try. 731 01:06:55,261 --> 01:06:57,798 All right, miss, let's go! 732 01:06:59,349 --> 01:07:02,466 Hey, sugar! Don't get nervous! 733 01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:06,553 - That the only way you can score? - Shut up or you'll anger me! 734 01:07:09,567 --> 01:07:12,400 Clock's stopped with just three seconds left. 735 01:07:13,530 --> 01:07:16,567 There's time for just one last play. 736 01:07:21,204 --> 01:07:24,196 It's good! Armadillos tie! 737 01:07:30,463 --> 01:07:32,579 Welcome to football! 738 01:07:35,885 --> 01:07:37,250 You will diel 739 01:07:39,639 --> 01:07:41,755 welcome to foot... ball! 740 01:07:47,105 --> 01:07:51,018 - She can take care of herself. - Man, we tied! 741 01:08:02,078 --> 01:08:04,660 All right! All right! 742 01:08:04,747 --> 01:08:06,658 Come here, guys! 743 01:08:06,749 --> 01:08:11,743 No speeches, I'm proud of you! Now out of the monsoon! 744 01:08:13,631 --> 01:08:15,622 Yeah! 745 01:08:22,015 --> 01:08:26,600 Armadillos tie! What an incredible upset! 746 01:08:26,686 --> 01:08:30,679 The rain stops, and so does the armadillos' losing streak! 747 01:08:30,773 --> 01:08:33,014 A real confidence booster! 748 01:08:33,109 --> 01:08:36,021 The last game of the season on Saturday night. 749 01:08:43,995 --> 01:08:49,160 Can you believe that? One man between me and a touchdown! 750 01:08:49,250 --> 01:08:52,742 - I blew it! - Paul, you tied. 751 01:08:52,837 --> 01:08:54,043 We could've won! 752 01:08:55,465 --> 01:08:57,797 It's the best the team has played all season. 753 01:09:01,095 --> 01:09:03,586 - Are you trying to cheer me up? - Yeah. 754 01:09:06,768 --> 01:09:11,057 God! Suzanne, how could you? I'm shocked! 755 01:09:11,147 --> 01:09:15,686 You're a highly regarded faculty member and I'm disappointed. 756 01:09:15,777 --> 01:09:18,769 Phillip, it's none of your concern. 757 01:09:18,863 --> 01:09:21,479 Excuse us, we're having a conversation. 758 01:09:21,574 --> 01:09:25,112 Conversations have words, not tongues. 759 01:09:25,203 --> 01:09:27,535 Let me handle this. 760 01:09:27,622 --> 01:09:32,286 - Will you jeopardise your career? - We're consenting adults. 761 01:09:32,377 --> 01:09:34,038 So were Bonnie and Clyde! 762 01:09:35,171 --> 01:09:39,540 - Mind your own business. Tell him. - Don't pressure me. 763 01:09:39,634 --> 01:09:43,422 - This is bullshit. - Get a beer, butterfingers! 764 01:09:43,513 --> 01:09:47,301 - Get lost! - Would you stay out of this! 765 01:09:50,561 --> 01:09:52,267 Why don't you just tell him? 766 01:09:55,149 --> 01:09:56,935 Fine. 767 01:09:58,736 --> 01:09:59,976 Paul... 768 01:10:04,534 --> 01:10:06,525 I was... all right! 769 01:10:08,496 --> 01:10:10,157 That was easy. 770 01:10:10,248 --> 01:10:14,161 Out! Everybody out! Get out of the shower! 771 01:10:14,252 --> 01:10:17,665 Lucy's got to shower, man! Get out! 772 01:10:17,755 --> 01:10:22,169 Come on, Lucy's got to shower! Have some respect! 773 01:10:34,605 --> 01:10:38,473 Have some respect! I can't believe you guys! 774 01:10:48,327 --> 01:10:54,072 This is silly. I'm not going across campus for a shower. 775 01:10:54,167 --> 01:10:56,704 I'm an armadillo, like the others. 776 01:10:57,587 --> 01:11:00,579 You're an armadillo, but not like the others. 777 01:11:07,638 --> 01:11:09,219 You're ok, man... 778 01:11:16,939 --> 01:11:20,272 Would you do me the honour of escorting you to Edison's party? 779 01:11:21,569 --> 01:11:25,232 All right, but don't try to carry me in. 780 01:11:26,407 --> 01:11:28,489 Ok. 781 01:11:48,429 --> 01:11:50,340 Moét, sir? 782 01:11:50,431 --> 01:11:54,265 - What's moét? - It means, "want some more?" 783 01:11:55,561 --> 01:11:57,677 Hell, yeah! 784 01:11:57,772 --> 01:12:01,890 Excuse me, can everyone quiet down, please? 785 01:12:01,984 --> 01:12:04,726 My father would like to say a few words. 786 01:12:10,618 --> 01:12:16,204 Boys, you played a hell of a game against a major college tonight! 787 01:12:20,545 --> 01:12:26,882 Those jackets look great. Just a token of the alumni's appreciation. 788 01:12:26,968 --> 01:12:32,088 So wear them with pride. Keep up the good work. 789 01:12:32,181 --> 01:12:35,924 Stand up, let's see those jackets. 100% cashmere! 790 01:12:42,859 --> 01:12:47,728 What's going on here? Take the jackets off, party's over. 791 01:12:47,822 --> 01:12:50,814 This team will not accept gifts. 792 01:12:50,908 --> 01:12:54,400 That's how it starts, but not this team! 793 01:12:54,495 --> 01:12:57,157 Leave the goddamn jackets. 794 01:12:57,248 --> 01:13:00,490 This is a private party. Let's talk... 795 01:13:00,585 --> 01:13:03,668 Dad, can you do me a favour? 796 01:13:04,422 --> 01:13:07,585 Can you just butt out of this one, ok? 797 01:13:07,675 --> 01:13:10,087 - We'll talk about this later. - Yeah. 798 01:13:15,975 --> 01:13:20,059 I know that, Blake. I expect more from you. Come on. 799 01:13:20,146 --> 01:13:21,761 It's not about me. 800 01:13:23,566 --> 01:13:29,061 It's not about them, though it should be. They've been killing themselves. 801 01:13:29,155 --> 01:13:33,023 No, it's about you trying to prove something to the world. 802 01:13:34,285 --> 01:13:40,030 - Relax and let them feel good! - I can't and neither can you. 803 01:13:40,124 --> 01:13:43,241 Get it through your head, high school is over. 804 01:13:43,336 --> 01:13:45,497 You want to be a leader? Grow up! 805 01:13:46,380 --> 01:13:49,838 - Tonight doesn't change the rules. - Rules? 806 01:13:50,718 --> 01:13:54,256 - You and your fucking rules! - Knock it off! 807 01:13:54,347 --> 01:13:57,805 Nobody's going to get hurt here. Go home. 808 01:13:58,851 --> 01:14:03,060 That's a hell of a good idea, coach. In fact, I quit. 809 01:14:04,148 --> 01:14:06,560 Guys, let's go. Pack it up. 810 01:14:07,151 --> 01:14:10,689 - Let's go, guys. - Guys, let's get out. 811 01:14:11,614 --> 01:14:14,321 You slap that righteous brush around. 812 01:14:14,408 --> 01:14:18,117 - I did what I had to do. - It's my team, too. 813 01:14:18,204 --> 01:14:23,494 You de-ball them in front of everyone. You are wrong! 814 01:14:38,933 --> 01:14:42,425 - How about a lift? - Where you headed? 815 01:14:42,520 --> 01:14:45,557 Anywhere but here. Let's go. 816 01:14:45,648 --> 01:14:48,981 Suit yourself. You're on your own getting back. 817 01:15:16,429 --> 01:15:18,636 I hate that station. My dad owns it. 818 01:15:19,306 --> 01:15:22,469 I never want to see another building with his name on it. 819 01:15:24,228 --> 01:15:28,517 - Too bad you got mid-terms. - No, I don't. 820 01:15:29,608 --> 01:15:33,726 What'll my dad do when someone flunks me? 821 01:15:33,821 --> 01:15:36,062 What? You've been keeping up ok. 822 01:15:37,450 --> 01:15:41,443 Two cheerleaders do my homework, but I got to take the test. 823 01:15:41,537 --> 01:15:45,530 When he finds out I didn't pass, he'll buy me a grade. 824 01:15:45,624 --> 01:15:47,660 You know what that could do to the team. 825 01:15:49,086 --> 01:15:54,956 If you're sick of him covering, that's fine. Work harder, that's all! 826 01:15:55,051 --> 01:15:57,588 You can't just walk away. 827 01:15:57,678 --> 01:15:59,589 Well, you did. 828 01:16:03,893 --> 01:16:05,975 How'd I wind up with jiminy cricket? 829 01:16:07,021 --> 01:16:11,811 Hey, Paul, what are you doing? I can't go back there. 830 01:16:11,901 --> 01:16:14,392 Relax. Maybe we'll both learn something. 831 01:16:20,618 --> 01:16:24,110 I've never passed anything on my own before. 832 01:16:24,205 --> 01:16:28,198 It's about time you saw the inside of the library! 833 01:16:28,292 --> 01:16:31,375 - Meet your new tutor. - Andre? 834 01:16:31,462 --> 01:16:36,877 Relax, I have programmes to accelerate your learning, 835 01:16:36,967 --> 01:16:40,300 by linking mnemonic memory aids with visual cues. 836 01:16:40,387 --> 01:16:44,221 - I don't know what to say. - Say goodbye to the daylight! 837 01:16:48,479 --> 01:16:53,269 Just keep thinking, "the ball is my friend." 838 01:17:06,497 --> 01:17:10,536 Edison's studying with Andre. We'll have to practise without him. 839 01:17:14,505 --> 01:17:19,044 - Not worried about Saturday? - If he doesn't pass, he's out. 840 01:17:19,135 --> 01:17:22,377 The rest of the team will back him up. 841 01:17:23,305 --> 01:17:26,263 We pull together, Saturday'll take care of itself. 842 01:17:30,187 --> 01:17:33,896 Take them out. It's your team, son. 843 01:17:45,411 --> 01:17:46,776 Go for it. 844 01:18:29,747 --> 01:18:31,112 Excuse me! 845 01:18:33,876 --> 01:18:36,788 Finished grading the exams already. Good! 846 01:18:40,299 --> 01:18:42,506 - Let me look them over. - What for? 847 01:18:43,719 --> 01:18:47,177 I don't question your judgement, it's your integrity. 848 01:18:47,264 --> 01:18:48,549 What are you talking about? 849 01:18:49,600 --> 01:18:53,434 Decide how serious your commitment to academics is. 850 01:18:53,520 --> 01:18:57,889 Your emotions may allow you to give the players grades they didn't earn. 851 01:18:58,692 --> 01:19:04,312 I'll regrade them objectively, and when I'm finished, they're finished! 852 01:19:04,406 --> 01:19:07,569 Fine, Phillip. Take the exams. 853 01:19:07,660 --> 01:19:13,747 If you change even one grade, you can face an academic review! 854 01:19:13,832 --> 01:19:16,039 Don't cross me, Suzanne. 855 01:19:17,086 --> 01:19:18,997 Up yours, Phil! 856 01:19:22,007 --> 01:19:23,668 She called me Phil. 857 01:19:47,658 --> 01:19:49,444 So? What did you get? 858 01:19:51,287 --> 01:19:53,903 - Igota'c. - Hey, you passed! 859 01:19:57,001 --> 01:19:59,993 - All right! - Yeah! 860 01:20:00,087 --> 01:20:02,544 Hey, guys! 861 01:20:02,631 --> 01:20:06,044 Basic losing... is over! 862 01:20:10,055 --> 01:20:14,094 - Good job, bro. - Way to go. You did it. 863 01:20:14,184 --> 01:20:16,596 Yes, I did. Yes, I did! 864 01:20:16,687 --> 01:20:18,973 I'll get my jacket. See you at practice. 865 01:20:42,963 --> 01:20:47,923 Ed, what is it? You ok? What? 866 01:20:48,010 --> 01:20:50,547 Your timing's perfect. I don't feel so good. 867 01:21:16,455 --> 01:21:18,741 I never lost a game in high school. 868 01:21:20,125 --> 01:21:22,286 Not one. 869 01:21:24,046 --> 01:21:25,957 It was a great feeling. 870 01:21:27,549 --> 01:21:29,005 I miss it. 871 01:21:30,302 --> 01:21:32,088 I still dream about it. 872 01:21:35,057 --> 01:21:37,969 I'd love to give those guys that feeling just once. 873 01:21:39,937 --> 01:21:42,974 They work so hard, they don't deserve to go out losers. 874 01:21:45,943 --> 01:21:49,151 You remember what you wrote about that game, 875 01:21:49,238 --> 01:21:52,150 how gennero won 'cause his team played. 876 01:21:54,201 --> 01:21:59,116 You've built something great with these kids. They'd die for you. 877 01:22:02,042 --> 01:22:03,657 I don't want them to die. 878 01:22:05,087 --> 01:22:06,623 I want them to win. 879 01:22:11,093 --> 01:22:13,630 Excuse me, dr Miller? 880 01:22:21,395 --> 01:22:22,885 Ed, it's me... 881 01:22:26,567 --> 01:22:30,731 - Wally riggendorf. - I know. I'm not in a coma. 882 01:22:32,406 --> 01:22:37,150 - I brought these for you. - Thank you, they're lovely. 883 01:22:37,244 --> 01:22:39,030 Just put them here. 884 01:22:40,747 --> 01:22:44,285 I had to charge them to your room. I'm short this week. 885 01:22:44,376 --> 01:22:47,868 I understand. Sit down, I want to talk to you. 886 01:22:52,718 --> 01:22:56,711 - I'm here, ed. - Don't talk like I'm dying. 887 01:22:57,556 --> 01:23:00,764 They're just running some tests. 888 01:23:00,851 --> 01:23:02,716 That's wonderful news! 889 01:23:08,066 --> 01:23:11,684 - I want you to have this, Wally. - Your play book... 890 01:23:14,448 --> 01:23:18,862 I don't know what to say. I'll treasure it. Always. 891 01:23:19,786 --> 01:23:22,573 I'm not bequeathing it to you, I'm just loaning it to you. 892 01:23:24,416 --> 01:23:29,956 - You're coaching the team tonight. - Me? No, I'm just defence. 893 01:23:30,047 --> 01:23:33,790 You've been ready for 20 years, I just haven't told you. 894 01:23:33,884 --> 01:23:38,002 To the kids, you're the team. I just kick ass. 895 01:23:38,096 --> 01:23:43,341 They respect you. You can't bullshit kids, they see through it. 896 01:23:43,435 --> 01:23:45,642 They know you're the real thing and so do I. 897 01:23:48,190 --> 01:23:51,273 You can do it. Just be yourself. 898 01:23:54,112 --> 01:23:56,194 The big whistle. 899 01:23:58,075 --> 01:24:00,191 - What's the time? - No idea. 900 01:24:00,285 --> 01:24:04,369 - What's up, man? - The coach hasn't shown up! 901 01:24:07,584 --> 01:24:09,700 Oh, shit! 902 01:24:11,421 --> 01:24:16,757 - Nice suit! - I've got some bad news. Sit down. 903 01:24:16,843 --> 01:24:19,676 Down! Everybody down! 904 01:24:23,475 --> 01:24:29,061 Coach gennero'll not be with us tonight. He's had a heart attack. 905 01:24:30,607 --> 01:24:32,393 Is he all right? 906 01:24:33,110 --> 01:24:35,726 All I can tell you is that he's in the hospital. 907 01:24:37,823 --> 01:24:41,611 But don't worry... I'm head coach now, 908 01:24:41,702 --> 01:24:44,239 and I've got gennero's play book. 909 01:24:45,747 --> 01:24:47,487 And I've got his whistle. 910 01:24:50,627 --> 01:24:53,619 I know we're playing the number one team in Texas, 911 01:24:55,257 --> 01:24:59,466 and I don't want to put any undue pressure on you guys. 912 01:25:01,555 --> 01:25:03,716 But gennero's last words were, 913 01:25:04,808 --> 01:25:08,517 "win... or I'll die!" 914 01:25:18,405 --> 01:25:22,193 Who cares they're first place? Look at them. 915 01:25:25,329 --> 01:25:27,411 Well, look who it is. 916 01:25:34,504 --> 01:25:36,119 I've been waiting for you. 917 01:25:39,176 --> 01:25:42,760 - Visiting captain, your call. - Let him call it. 918 01:25:43,597 --> 01:25:45,713 Home captain, your call. 919 01:25:45,807 --> 01:25:46,807 Heads. 920 01:25:48,769 --> 01:25:53,889 It's tails. Visiting team win the call. What'll you do? 921 01:25:53,982 --> 01:25:56,598 - We'll receive. - Receive. 922 01:25:56,693 --> 01:25:59,230 Home team, which end will you defend? 923 01:26:05,160 --> 01:26:07,367 Let's shake hands and have a good clean game. 924 01:26:09,539 --> 01:26:13,623 The armadillos are on a roll after last week's non-loss. 925 01:26:13,710 --> 01:26:16,622 The fans are talking upset here. 926 01:26:16,713 --> 01:26:22,003 There's bad blood between these teams. You can feel the excitement. 927 01:26:22,094 --> 01:26:24,380 To accommodate all the fans, 928 01:26:24,471 --> 01:26:27,838 the troughs in the men's rooms have been enlarged. 929 01:26:41,071 --> 01:26:44,734 All right! Don't let anybody get outside! 930 01:26:44,825 --> 01:26:49,410 Good luck, coach. You're looking good in a suit. 931 01:26:49,496 --> 01:26:52,909 Thank you, president purcell. 932 01:26:59,673 --> 01:27:03,461 Hawkins takes it on the six. He's got a Lane. 933 01:27:03,552 --> 01:27:06,134 - Come on! - He's across the field. 934 01:27:07,097 --> 01:27:12,308 - Where's the flag? - He's going. One man left to beat. 935 01:27:13,645 --> 01:27:17,513 He's in the end zone. I'm waiting for a flag. 936 01:27:18,608 --> 01:27:24,649 There's no flag. There should be. That puts the colts ahead 7 - 0. 937 01:27:24,740 --> 01:27:30,076 A 96-yard touchdown could give them a false sense of confidence 938 01:27:30,162 --> 01:27:32,153 going into the second minute of play. 939 01:27:35,584 --> 01:27:38,576 Front left! Front left! 940 01:27:38,670 --> 01:27:44,540 - Hit somebody there! - I'm gonna rip your head off...! 941 01:27:44,634 --> 01:27:48,634 Blue, 32! 942 01:27:49,264 --> 01:27:50,264 Setl 943 01:27:51,099 --> 01:27:53,181 hut! Hut! 944 01:27:57,606 --> 01:28:02,441 - That's a blitz! Watch it! - There you go, flat-top, yeah! 945 01:28:02,527 --> 01:28:06,065 Number 55! Throw a block at him! 946 01:28:06,156 --> 01:28:11,742 - I'll run over your ass, fat boy! - Three, 25! Set! 947 01:28:13,622 --> 01:28:18,992 That's the fourth sack on Blake, and the Colt fans are eating it up! 948 01:28:20,504 --> 01:28:23,416 Sit down. Keep a lid on it! 949 01:28:25,759 --> 01:28:28,421 I'm gonna kill you! You're mine! 950 01:28:28,512 --> 01:28:30,377 Setl 951 01:28:30,472 --> 01:28:32,383 hut! Hut! 952 01:28:37,437 --> 01:28:42,056 Flat-top's making this a personal grudge against Blake. 953 01:28:42,150 --> 01:28:46,610 - We got him next time. - No sweat. On the next one. 954 01:28:54,120 --> 01:28:55,610 Oh, god! 955 01:28:55,705 --> 01:28:58,162 How about a flag on that? 956 01:28:58,250 --> 01:29:00,536 - Was it flat-top again? - Yeah. 957 01:29:02,504 --> 01:29:04,961 We ought to block him some time tonight, huh? 958 01:29:08,176 --> 01:29:11,418 - Where are you going? - None of your business. 959 01:29:11,513 --> 01:29:13,424 Back to the seats! 960 01:29:14,641 --> 01:29:17,132 You've made a serious career mistake, my friend! 961 01:29:28,530 --> 01:29:33,900 Oh, what a disappointment! Third touchdown for the colts. 962 01:29:42,377 --> 01:29:44,743 That makes it 21 - 0. 963 01:29:44,838 --> 01:29:49,252 The armadillos are trailing by only three touchdowns. 964 01:29:49,342 --> 01:29:54,382 In the half-time extravaganza, the marching band plays a tribute 965 01:29:54,472 --> 01:29:59,216 to gun racks and open beverages, legal only in Texas. 966 01:30:01,897 --> 01:30:04,479 All right, guys, gather round. 967 01:30:09,154 --> 01:30:13,272 So... we're losing 21 - 0. 968 01:30:15,118 --> 01:30:19,157 But I think we got a shot at beating this team. 969 01:30:23,376 --> 01:30:26,709 We develop a cohesive offensive strategy. 970 01:30:27,714 --> 01:30:29,250 Popke, my notes. 971 01:30:32,427 --> 01:30:35,794 - What's the coverage? - A double-double. 972 01:30:35,889 --> 01:30:38,631 Double-double... it doesn't matter. McKenzie? 973 01:30:39,768 --> 01:30:43,932 You're cutting off your outside route. Cut inside for the dump-off. 974 01:30:44,022 --> 01:30:46,809 And linemen, come on! 975 01:30:46,900 --> 01:30:51,610 You've got to give Blake four seconds to throw the goddamned ball! 976 01:30:53,156 --> 01:30:58,367 Now, let's analyse what's been working for us. 977 01:31:02,207 --> 01:31:06,997 Not a goddamned thing's been working for us! Like this suit! 978 01:31:07,087 --> 01:31:11,501 And this stinking tie! It doesn't work for me! 979 01:31:11,591 --> 01:31:14,298 You know how to play winning football? 980 01:31:15,178 --> 01:31:20,047 You play like ed gennero played! He gave his life for this team! 981 01:31:20,141 --> 01:31:24,384 He was a 140-pound halfback and played like a wild man! 982 01:31:24,479 --> 01:31:28,222 No! Like a goddamned rampaging beast! 983 01:31:28,316 --> 01:31:33,481 So you go out and tear their fucking heads off and shit down their necks! 984 01:31:34,990 --> 01:31:36,025 Let us pray! 985 01:31:46,292 --> 01:31:51,412 The armadillos are moving the ball this half. 4th down, punt. 986 01:31:51,506 --> 01:31:53,121 McKenzie is deep to kick the ball. 987 01:31:55,135 --> 01:31:56,625 Setl 988 01:31:58,930 --> 01:32:04,266 a fake punt! Blake throws a block, setting Edison free. 989 01:32:04,352 --> 01:32:06,559 He's got a wall of blockers now! 990 01:32:08,356 --> 01:32:12,099 - He's going all the way! - Go, go, go! 991 01:32:13,111 --> 01:32:15,193 Touchdown! 992 01:32:15,280 --> 01:32:17,521 He's in for six! 993 01:32:17,615 --> 01:32:19,105 All right! 994 01:32:22,746 --> 01:32:27,206 I don't know what coach said, but this team is fired up! 995 01:32:29,044 --> 01:32:33,913 Way to go! Lucy? Get in there, kick that ball. 996 01:32:34,007 --> 01:32:37,795 The press booth is going nuts as Lucy kicks the extra point. 997 01:32:41,056 --> 01:32:44,139 We're within three touchdowns of taking the lead... 998 01:32:44,893 --> 01:32:46,554 What is it, doc? Is it bad? 999 01:32:48,146 --> 01:32:50,432 Hiatal hernia. 1000 01:32:50,523 --> 01:32:54,061 A rupture in the diaphragm puts pressure on the pulmonary cavity, 1001 01:32:54,152 --> 01:32:55,733 causing angina. 1002 01:32:56,654 --> 01:33:01,193 - Is it fatal? - Indigestion? Only in Mexico. 1003 01:33:01,284 --> 01:33:03,866 A passing situation for the colts. 1004 01:33:06,831 --> 01:33:09,914 Big sack by manumana the slender, 1005 01:33:10,001 --> 01:33:14,745 who does his "I'm gonna get some poi" celebration dance! 1006 01:33:15,673 --> 01:33:21,543 The 'dillos get the ball with four minutes left in the third quarter. 1007 01:33:21,638 --> 01:33:25,756 - Brown right... - Wait, they've seen the game films. 1008 01:33:25,850 --> 01:33:29,889 They know you'll never go to me, and I'm wide open. I'll catch it. 1009 01:33:34,943 --> 01:33:39,277 - Big play! Let's go! - Make it work! Make it work! 1010 01:33:41,449 --> 01:33:45,567 The ball is my friend. The ball is my friend. 1011 01:33:48,790 --> 01:33:53,454 - Featherstone's off to the races! - Not to stonehands! 1012 01:33:53,545 --> 01:33:56,252 He's wide open, but that's nothing new! 1013 01:33:59,801 --> 01:34:01,792 Can he catch the ball? 1014 01:34:08,309 --> 01:34:10,721 He caught it! Oh, my god! 1015 01:34:10,812 --> 01:34:14,725 Featherstone caught the ball! It's a touchdown! 1016 01:34:14,816 --> 01:34:17,478 It's 21 - 13. 1017 01:34:26,953 --> 01:34:30,946 Firstly, I want all the security guards here fired. 1018 01:34:31,040 --> 01:34:34,828 I've regraded the exams. I was strict but fair. 1019 01:34:36,421 --> 01:34:39,254 Time ticking down. The armadillos have the ball again. 1020 01:34:40,091 --> 01:34:43,549 Here we go. Split right, 28 sweep on two. Ready? 1021 01:34:47,599 --> 01:34:51,433 This university is made for us, not these guys. 1022 01:34:52,604 --> 01:34:54,310 Setl 1023 01:34:54,397 --> 01:34:55,603 hut! Hut! 1024 01:34:58,568 --> 01:35:01,184 It's for men like you and me... Hiya, boys. 1025 01:35:11,998 --> 01:35:14,080 By the way, you're fired. 1026 01:35:16,711 --> 01:35:18,167 Break! 1027 01:35:19,797 --> 01:35:21,753 This is you, baby! This is you! 1028 01:35:24,177 --> 01:35:26,384 You must show us some respect. 1029 01:35:27,096 --> 01:35:30,133 It's a battle, neither offence can move. 1030 01:35:30,225 --> 01:35:33,308 Colts driving with the ball. Armadillos better stop them. 1031 01:35:39,234 --> 01:35:43,318 How could the ref call that? It was a clean kick! 1032 01:35:43,404 --> 01:35:45,144 The guy's going apeshit! 1033 01:35:53,039 --> 01:35:54,870 Attababy! 1034 01:35:55,500 --> 01:35:58,788 Illegal contact, number 51! 1035 01:35:59,671 --> 01:36:03,380 Zenkutsu elbow thrust to the halfback. 1036 01:36:03,466 --> 01:36:07,709 Oi-mawashi roundhouse kick to the quarterback. 1037 01:36:07,804 --> 01:36:11,968 Tegatana sword block to... Shit, never mind. 1038 01:36:12,058 --> 01:36:15,095 15 yards, first down. 1039 01:36:15,186 --> 01:36:20,271 Late in the fourth quarter, still 21 - 14. The colts drive deep. 1040 01:36:20,358 --> 01:36:25,853 Gotta have that ball! Come on, gang! Come on, gang! 1041 01:36:28,533 --> 01:36:30,273 - Wally? - Not now! 1042 01:36:30,368 --> 01:36:34,611 - Wally? Wally! - Ed! Oh, it's ed. 1043 01:36:35,415 --> 01:36:39,784 - You're alive! It's a miracle! - No, it was indigestion. 1044 01:36:39,877 --> 01:36:44,041 - They're killing us. - Try the El Paso stunt. 1045 01:36:44,132 --> 01:36:48,876 - It'll open up Andre. - Indigestion! Son of a bitch! 1046 01:36:48,970 --> 01:36:51,461 - Popke, send it in! - Try it. 1047 01:36:56,352 --> 01:37:02,097 Just 1 minute 28 remaining. Goal line time for the 'dillos. 1048 01:37:02,191 --> 01:37:06,059 Boy, me and you gonna 'partay'! 1049 01:37:06,154 --> 01:37:07,769 Hut! 1050 01:37:08,573 --> 01:37:13,033 Andre breaks into the back. The ball pops out. Fumble! Fumbalaya! 1051 01:37:13,119 --> 01:37:16,737 Fumbalrooski! Armadillos have got the ball! 1052 01:37:17,707 --> 01:37:18,947 They've got it! 1053 01:37:20,918 --> 01:37:24,911 They do have it! Holy Columbus Ohio! 1054 01:37:25,006 --> 01:37:31,502 Manumana gets the fumble after Andre hammered it loose. 1055 01:37:31,596 --> 01:37:34,713 The turnover gives the 'dillos new life. 1056 01:37:34,807 --> 01:37:40,393 The 'dillos are on the 6-yard line. Time's a factor, 1 minute remaining. 1057 01:37:43,358 --> 01:37:46,145 Featherstone breaks loose! He could go all the way! 1058 01:37:50,156 --> 01:37:54,650 - Tackled from behind at the 12th. - Make those blocks! 1059 01:37:54,744 --> 01:37:56,905 First and ten at the colts' 12-yard line. 1060 01:37:59,791 --> 01:38:03,409 That rotten play. Don't run that again! 1061 01:38:03,503 --> 01:38:06,245 I'm coming after you. You'll eat that ball. 1062 01:38:07,507 --> 01:38:08,838 It's second down. 1063 01:38:10,510 --> 01:38:12,250 Blake, back to pass. 1064 01:38:15,765 --> 01:38:19,758 Incomplete pass, stopping the clock with just 19 seconds left! 1065 01:38:21,187 --> 01:38:25,806 Third down, Blake passes the ball to sargie. 1066 01:38:27,652 --> 01:38:31,770 Incomplete pass, stopping the clock with 14 seconds left! 1067 01:38:31,864 --> 01:38:35,948 The 'dillos are so close, but exhaustion taking its toll. 1068 01:38:36,035 --> 01:38:40,620 - They're not gonna do it. - Time to try your play. 1069 01:38:40,706 --> 01:38:45,291 Quarterback option? It's a gimmick, it won't work. 1070 01:38:45,378 --> 01:38:47,539 Blake isn't through. He's got juice left. 1071 01:38:48,631 --> 01:38:50,417 Popke, send it in! 1072 01:38:52,844 --> 01:38:56,757 - I'll be damned. - How many timeouts? 1073 01:38:56,848 --> 01:38:59,180 - Three. - Can we take them all now? 1074 01:39:00,852 --> 01:39:04,936 Listen up. You're hurt, you're tired, you're bleeding. 1075 01:39:05,022 --> 01:39:07,434 I'm gonna make you a promise. 1076 01:39:09,235 --> 01:39:12,773 In that end zone, you won't feel pain. You hear? 1077 01:39:12,864 --> 01:39:15,401 - All right. - Oh, yeah. 1078 01:39:16,576 --> 01:39:21,866 Here we go. Split right, fake 28 sweep. 1079 01:39:21,956 --> 01:39:25,414 Rig's play. All right, let's do it. 1080 01:39:25,501 --> 01:39:28,288 On two. Ready? 1081 01:39:28,379 --> 01:39:31,212 It's fourth down, this is the last play of the game. 1082 01:39:36,179 --> 01:39:39,387 Blue, 32! Blue, 32! 1083 01:39:40,433 --> 01:39:42,139 Setl 1084 01:39:42,226 --> 01:39:44,182 hut! Hut! 1085 01:39:44,270 --> 01:39:48,013 Blake to Edison. He's looking to pass. 1086 01:39:48,107 --> 01:39:52,601 He's got a man down the left sideline! It's Blake! 1087 01:39:54,113 --> 01:39:58,447 It's a miracle! Touchdown, armadillos! 1088 01:40:01,871 --> 01:40:04,908 21 - 20, the extra point to come! 1089 01:40:04,999 --> 01:40:10,835 They can tie the score by kicking or they can win with a conversion! 1090 01:40:10,922 --> 01:40:12,128 Let's see what they do. 1091 01:40:22,183 --> 01:40:25,801 - The tie or the win? - Your call, Wally. 1092 01:40:25,895 --> 01:40:27,305 Coach, we got some people hurt. 1093 01:40:33,861 --> 01:40:36,694 Lucy, banks, popke, get over here! 1094 01:40:44,914 --> 01:40:49,704 The armadillos send in the kicking team, banks and popke. 1095 01:40:49,794 --> 01:40:55,255 Now's not the time to make sure everyone's played. I haven't played! 1096 01:40:55,341 --> 01:40:57,457 They're going for the tie. 1097 01:40:57,552 --> 01:41:02,672 What a moral victory it would be to tie the number one colts! 1098 01:41:02,765 --> 01:41:07,134 - I've never tried to block before. - Popke... 1099 01:41:07,228 --> 01:41:12,222 I don't care how, spit in his ear, keep him off my ass! 1100 01:41:13,943 --> 01:41:17,686 Mr Blake. They'll never touch you. 1101 01:41:23,744 --> 01:41:28,033 The colts will come with everything they've got to block this kick. 1102 01:41:30,418 --> 01:41:35,082 Block that kick! Block that kick! Block that kick! 1103 01:41:40,303 --> 01:41:44,546 Blake takes the snap, tips the ball. No! It's a fake! 1104 01:41:44,640 --> 01:41:47,006 I can't believe it! They're going for the win! 1105 01:41:51,105 --> 01:41:53,767 Featherstone's double-covered. 1106 01:41:53,899 --> 01:41:56,265 Blake can't find anyone to throw to. 1107 01:42:14,337 --> 01:42:17,295 There's an open man in the end zone. It's Charlie banks! 1108 01:44:19,795 --> 01:44:21,251 Set! Hut!