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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

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MAYOR HILL: Ever since my election,
I've promised the people

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I'd build them a safe,
affordable place to live.

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Gotham Towers is that place.

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[SIRENS APPROACHING]

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Your safety has always been
my prime concern.

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And under my leadership,
no city will be safer

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or more free of crime than Gotham City...

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-[TIRES SCREECH]
-[CROWD SCREAMING]

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-Look out!
-Run!

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[TIRES SCREECHING]

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[SCREAMS]

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Batman!

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[BOTH GROAN]

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Garbage collection is normally Monday,

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but in your case,
I'm making an exception.

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[REPORTERS EXCLAIMING]

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Batman, wait!

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[GROANING]

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Regarding safety in the city, sir,
you were saying?

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Well, I...

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Well, what just happened
was an isolated incident.

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There are just a few rotten apples

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<i>giving an otherwise peaceful community
a bad name.</i>

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<i>Do you include Batman
in those rotten apples, Mayor?</i>

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<i>Absolutely.</i>

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<i>He and criminals like the Joker
are cut from the same cloth.</i>

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What? Compare me to Batman?

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I got more style, more brains.

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I'm certainly a better dresser.

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<i>Furthermore, I intend to run every one
of these costumed freaks out of town,</i>

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<i>and make all of Gotham City
as safe as my own mansion.</i>

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Oh, really?

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Well, we'll just see
how safe your mansion is,

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you babbling bonehead.

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Get a move on, Franklin.
It's almost time for the party.

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Yes, sir.

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Some very important people will be here,
and I don't want anything to go wrong.

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By the way, have you seen my son?

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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I will now perform
my famous disappearing-wand trick.

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Abracadabra.

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[TOYS CLATTERING]

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Jordan, stop fooling
with those stupid magic tricks.

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Your party is starting.

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They're not stupid, and it's your party.

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Nonsense. I've invited some children.

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Yeah, your friends' kids.
I don't even know any of them.

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I'm not going to argue with you,
young man.

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I'll expect you downstairs
in five minutes.

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MAYOR HILL: Hello. Glad you could come.

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Senator Finch. What a pleasant surprise.

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Did you get a good shot of me
with the senator?

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-Yes, sir.
-Excellent.

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Smile, Jordan.
You'd think you're having a bad time.

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-No kidding.
-Well, cheer up.

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I've got a surprise coming,
which should be here by now.

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Councilman Frye. And this must be Timmy?

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Happy birthday. Where's the food?

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VOICE: Did someone say "food?"

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I'm the guy with the goodies.

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[ALL LAUGHING]

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[BURSTING]

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[ALL LAUGHING]

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Mayor Hill, I presume.

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Jekko. Jekko the Magnificent.

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-Pleased to... Ow!
-[BUZZING]

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[ALL LAUGH]

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Always gives the party a charge.

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[CHUCKLES]

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It's showtime!

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-All right.
-[ALL CLAP]

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Thank you! Thank you! [LAUGHS]

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Where'd you learn that, Jekko?

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From the great Prosciutto.

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Now there was a ham.

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[LAUGHS]

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How can I get to be
a great magician like you?

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Well, there are three steps.

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Step one, run away.

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Step two,
find a magician with a great act.

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And step three,

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steal it.

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That... That, that's okay.
I think I got it.

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Bruce! Bruce Wayne!
How good of you to come.

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Jordan will be so happy to see you.

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I know the sooner I give him this,
the happier I'll be.

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Could you show us more, please, Jekko?

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Sure, birthday boy.

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I'm saving the best for last.

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Jordan, I've got more guests
for you to meet.

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But, Dad,
Jekko was just going to show us a trick.

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-Sorry, but Mr. Wayne is waiting and...
-I don't care about Mr. Wayne!

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Hush. You'll do what I say. Now come on.

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It's always what you want.

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You! You! You!

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[GUESTS GASPING]

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[LAUGHS] Kids.

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Turn that off!

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Oh! Too bad for birthday boy.
This last trick is pure dynamite.

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-Ta-da!
-BOY: What is it?

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It's a birthday candle, Einstein.

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Except this one blows you out.

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[LAUGHS]

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Now scoot, you kids. Show's over.

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Go find some goodies.

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This trick's for the grown-ups.

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[LAUGHS]

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It's time for Jordo to make his wish.

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And mine, too.

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Oh, my! A sparkler candle.

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Keep watching and I'll, uh...

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Get the birthday brat.

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I don't know
where Jordan could have gone.

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He was dying to see you.

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-You know kids.
-Not really.

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So long, Mayor. Got to go.
But I left them with a bang.

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[LAUGHS]

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-That laugh...
-Good riddance, Jerko.

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As I was saying... Hey.

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[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]

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-Watch out!
-Hey, pal!

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BRUCE: Excuse me. Excuse me!
I'm sorry. Pardon me.

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Coming through. Out of my way, please.
Excuse me. I'm sorry.

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Pardon me. Oops!

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GUESTS: Aw.

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[SCREAMING]

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[LAUGHING]

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I want answers!

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Nobody makes a fool of me,
especially in my own home.

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At least no one was hurt.

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Mr. Mayor,
this is the real Jekko the Clown.

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We found him tied up down the road.

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Some maniac jumped me,
stole my wagon and my costume.

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Mayor, where's Jordan?

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[TANKS CLANKING]

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[LAUGHING]

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TNT with your cake, sir?

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Oh, I crack myself up!

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Wow!

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<i>Denying reports of a bomb blast
at his son's birthday party,</i>

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<i>Mayor Hill insists the explosion
was caused by faulty electrical wiring.</i>

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Yeah, right!

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[LAUGHING]

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<i>The mayor declined, however, to confirm
that his son, Jordan, is missing.</i>

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Missing?

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It's me, Jekko. I ran away.

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You did what?

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I, I want to be a magician, like you.

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[GROWLS]

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[LAUGHS] Well, kid, you got
step one right. Come on in.

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I've been thinking about a protégé.

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It sure could be the Joker.

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If only I'd been paying more attention,
he wouldn't have run away.

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Take it easy, Mayor.
I'm sure the police will find Jordan.

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I tell you, Wayne,

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things are going to be different,
if only he'd come back.

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JORDAN: <i>Where'd you learn that, Jekko?</i>

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<i>From the great Prosciutto.</i>

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<i>Now there was a ham.</i> [LAUGHS]

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-But isn't swallowing a sword dangerous?
-Watch.

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Hey! How did you do it?

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Easy, kid.

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It's a trick sword.

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-[GASPS]
-Now, you try it.

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Uh-uh. You could get cut.

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Hey! If it wasn't risky,
I wouldn't enjoy it.

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[LAUGHS]

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-[BEEPING]
-What's that?

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Security, my boy.

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You can't be too careful
in this part of town.

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[DIGITAL BEEPING]

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JOKER: Well, if it ain't
the Caped Coconut.

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My dad says Batman's no good.

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Well, then I guess your dad's
not a total idiot.

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What do you say
we play a little joke on Batman?

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You can be my assistant.

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Come on. This'll be a killer!

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[LAUGHS]

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Come one, come all.

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It's...

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"Jekko the Jokester."

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Ja... Jekko the Jokester.

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Jordan!

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[GASPS]

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[WHISPERS] This isn't a game, Jordan.
Where's Jekko?

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[LAUGHING]

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Take a card, Batso.

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Take all the cards!

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Now it's my deal.

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Not so fast!

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A good magician always keeps an ace
up his sleeve.

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This one always floors them!

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[COUGHS]

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Oh, my gosh.

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We bagged a big one this time!

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[LAUGHING]

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-He isn't hurt, is he?
-Hurt? [GASPS] Heavens!

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You wound me to the quick.
The enemy merely slumbers.

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No doubt dreaming of more foul deeds

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to render upon the fair citizens
of Gotham.

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But his fate is not for us to decide.

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[CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING]

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[MECHANICAL WHIRRING]

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[MACHINE DINGS]

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[LAUGHS] You're going to love this.

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JOKER: Wake up, Batman. You're on.

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[WATER RUNNING]

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For your viewing pleasure,

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we present the infamous water tank trap.

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The great Houdini survived such a test.

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Dare we demand less of the Batman?

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-I don't like this, Jekko.
-Quiet, kid. It's a free ticket.

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[GRUNTING]

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He did it! He got free.

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They don't make straitjackets
like they used to.

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I should know.

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He can't get out. What's the trick?

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That's just it. There is no trick!

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No! He'll drown!

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That's why they call it the finale!

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Now sit down and enjoy the show.

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Hey!

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Come back!

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-[GASPS]
-[MECHANICAL LAUGHTER PLAYS]

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[SING-SONG] Naughty, naughty.

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You're making me miss the show.

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[GASPS]

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[PANTING] All right, Joker.
Get ready for a little bat magic.

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[GASPING]

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[CLANKING]

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[GASPS]

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JOKER: Oh, Jordo!

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[GATE CLOSES]

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Come out, come out, wherever you are!

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What?

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[CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING]

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-Gotcha!
-[GASPS]

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No!

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Come here, you little...

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On second thought...

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I love a roller coaster.

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Too bad you missed the train. [CHUCKLES]

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Fasten your seat belt,
it's going to be a bumpy ride.

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[LAUGHS]

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You win the prize, Batman.

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Catch the Kewpie!

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JOKER: Whee!

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Butterfingers!

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Kewpie-dewpie number two-ee!

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You just don't like to play with dolls,
do you?

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-That must have been his stop.
-[WHIMPERING]

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On the contrary, Joker.
This is where you get off.

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[YELLS]

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[SCREAMS]

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[BOTH GRUNTING]

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Smell the roses, Batman.

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[SCREAMING]

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He always knew how to make an exit.

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[GASPS]

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-Oh, my gosh!
-Jordan!

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Reach for me. You have to trust me.

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Now!

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JORDAN: Whoa!

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Can we go home now?

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[SIGHS]

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JORDAN: Dad! Daddy!

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Jordan? Jordan.

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Oh, you're back.

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My boy is back.

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-I'm so sorry for running away.
-Please forgive me for the party.

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We can talk later.

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Right now, I want to give you

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the biggest birthday hug you ever got.

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