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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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[SNIFFING]
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Ew! PU!
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Of all the disgusting...
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[LAUGHING]
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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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-[CAR HORN HONKS]
-[CONTINUES LAUGHING]
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Hey!
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Look out, you crazy...
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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[LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY]
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Ouch!
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Rough night of crime-fighting, sir?
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Very.
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Well, you'll be happy to know
I've drawn you a bath.
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Whenever you're ready.
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What's the deal, Alfred?
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I said I "drew" you a bath, sir.
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April Fool's.
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Very funny, Alfred.
I guess I'll just take a shower.
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Not a funny bone in his entire body.
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Alfred, hit the radio, would you?
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Right away, sir.
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REPORTER: Traffic is at a standstill
on the Gotham expressway
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where a trailer full of eggs
has overturned. This just in.
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The Gotham police are investigating
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a series of near-fatal accidents
along the riverfront.
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Initial reports indicate
that hundreds of Gothamites
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have inexplicably begun acting
like total laughing fools.
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More details as they become available.
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Sounds like a rather
dirty April Fools' prank.
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Sounds like the Joker.
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REPORTER: [OVER RADIO] At this hour,
Gotham City is in the grip of insanity.
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Everywhere, people
are turning into lunatics.
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The latest reports say that the wave
of foolish hysteria
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is moving down 7th Avenue towards...
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Towards the financial district.
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[REPORTER LAUGHING]
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That's my cue.
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JOKER: Uh-huh. Hmm...
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[CHUCKLES] Perfect.
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Now, everybody, remember where we parked.
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When the going gets tough,
the tough go shopping.
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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[ALL LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY]
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[LAUGHING CONTINUES]
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Who says crime doesn't pay?
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Now, this is what I call a sidewalk sale.
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[DEVICE WHIRRING]
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AUTOMATED VOICE: Airborne gas emanating
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from riverfront district.
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Analysis, lengthy exposure to the gas
will result in permanent insanity.
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BATMAN: Alfred, I left
the hex key upstairs in the den.
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Would you bring it down?
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ALFRED: Oh, go fetch it yourself.
[BLOWING RASPBERRIES]
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Very funny, Alfred,
but I've no time to play.
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[GLASS BREAKING]
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Alfred? Alfred!
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[ALFRED LAUGHING IN DISTANCE]
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Just a little spring cleaning, sir.
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[ALFRED CONTINUES LAUGHING]
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[COUGHING]
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The gas!
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[INHALES]
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Oh!
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[VASE SHATTERS]
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I believe I've contracted
a giant case of the giggles.
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AUTOMATED VOICE:
Lengthy exposure to the gas
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will result in permanent insanity.
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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REPORTER: Okay, let's shoot it.
This place is giving me the creeps.
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I'm here in downtown Gotham
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where corporate CEOs
have gone stark raving mad.
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It would appear that the collapse
of the stock market is now imminent.
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The question is,
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Will April Fools' Day mark the end
of Gotham City as we know it?
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The only things gaining now
are the laughing stocks.
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[LAUGHS]
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[ALL EXCLAIMING]
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[GRUMBLES]
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[JOKER GROANING]
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Huh? Ah!
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[YELPS]
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[GROANS]
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[BEEPING]
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Look who's come to trash the place.
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A fitting setting for you, Joker.
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Ooh, I just love to get down and dirty.
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Okay, boys,
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it's playtime!
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HENCHMAN 1: It's about time.
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HENCHMAN 2: What are we waiting for?
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[SCREAMING]
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[YELLS]
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Batman, you're a real party pooper.
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Why don't you take your mask off
and have a few laughs?
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[LAUGHING]
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Cut the clowning, Joker.
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[ENGINE REVVING]
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Get him.
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[BATMAN GROANS]
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[ARMS WHIRRING MECHANICALLY]
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Tsk-tsk. You shouldn't have made
Captain Clown mad.
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Time to take out the garbage!
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[PANTING]
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I just love these new Ziploc seals.
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We wouldn't want our little
caged rodent to suffocate,
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so we'll just punch some air holes.
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[LAUGHING]
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Okay, Captain, give it the old heave-ho.
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Oops! Looks like our air holes
are water holes too.
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What a shame!
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[LAUGHING CONTINUES]
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I never knew Batman could sink so low.
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Well, Captain, this could be the start
of a beautiful friendship.
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[LAUGHING]
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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[INHALES DEEPLY]
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[DEVICE CHIRPS]
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[BEEPING]
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[PANTING]
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You want to play dirty, Joker?
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Get ready, boys. Here it comes.
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This will give those April fools
a lot more smiles per gallon. [LAUGHS]
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[BOTH GROAN]
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What are you fools... Batman!
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[GRUNTING]
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[GROANS]
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[GROANS AND BREATHES HEAVILY]
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[LAUGHING]
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[GRUMBLING]
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[LAUGHING]
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[WHIRRING]
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JOKER: Hey, Batman!
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Looks like Captain Clown
is really getting attached to you.
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[STRAINING]
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[BATMAN GRUNTING]
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[SIGHS]
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[GRUNTS]
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You killed Captain Clown.
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You killed Captain Clown!
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Just for that, Batman...
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[GROANS]
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Hey, Batman,
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you stink so bad
I can smell you from here!
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PU!
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Pyew, pyew, pyew!
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[GRUNTING]
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[GASPS]
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[LAUGHING]
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Yee-haw!
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[GASPS]
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Justice is served hot, Batman!
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You're going to melt
just like a grilled cheese sandwich.
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[BELL RINGING]
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[JOKER EXCLAIMS]
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Justice will be served, Joker.
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Service with a smile?
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Clean up your act, Joker.
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Oh, that's a joke, right?
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Batman finally told a joke.
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[LAUGHING]
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[GASPS]
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[SCREAMING]
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Batman! You wouldn't let me fry,
would you?
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Batman!
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I've taken eight showers
and I still feel soiled.
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Ugh! I've never seen so much garbage.
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What's wrong, Alfred?
Aren't you feeling better?
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"What's wrong," sir?
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I destroy a priceless Ming vase,
and you ask me what's wrong?
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Don't worry about it.
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I'll just take it out of your salary
for the next couple of years.
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Very well, sir.
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Alfred.
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April Fool's. [LAUGHS]
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