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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

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Whoever jumps first is chicken.

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[GASPS]

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[SCREAMS]

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[LAUGHS BOISTEROUSLY]
I knew you'd chicken out.

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Huh? [GRUNTS]

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[GRUNTS, GASPS]

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[SCREAMING IN PANIC]

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[TRAIN RUMBLES]

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You play chicken long enough, you fry.

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[CAR HORNS HONKING]

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My purse!

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Help! A thief!

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I'm telling you, it was a leprechaun.

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Really, ma'am? You expect me
to believe you saw a little green man?

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Oh!

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Hey!

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[TIRES SCREECHING]

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BOTH: Whoa!

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Leprechauns and batmen...

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What's Gotham coming to?

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Leprechauns?

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[SCREECHING]

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BRUCE: Leprechauns, Alfred.

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[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO]

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-Pardon?
-[BEEPS]

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[MUSIC STOPS]

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-Not in the mood for Brahms, are we?
-You think I'm crazy, don't you?

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In what sense, Master Bruce?

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Seriously, you don't believe
I saw a leprechaun.

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[CHUCKLES] Did he have a pot of gold?

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Sir, I believe you saw something.

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Maybe I need a rest.

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I do believe a break
from Wayne Enterprises

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and crime fighting would do wonders.

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Perhaps a vacation. A little golf?

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Sounds boring.

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In the Bahamas?

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Hot and boring.

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No, Alfred, I think
this is a job for Batman.

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You have a fine flair for dramatics, sir.

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Why, thank you, Alfred.

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[COMPUTER CLICKING, BEEPING]

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ALFRED: The theater district?

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Yes, I think it's time for an encore.

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[COINS JINGLING]

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[CRIES OUT IN PAIN]

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[BELL CLANGING]

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[SHOUTS] Hurry up! Hurry. Hurry. Hurry.

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Are you ready for your lessons?
Yes? I think so. I think so.

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Well, so am I. Your teacher.
Your leader. Your king.

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Ready, I am. Yes.

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[GROWLING]

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Lesson number one is...
[SHOUTS] No talking!

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Children are to be seen and not heard.

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We are the Underdwellers.
We are the silent ones.

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We follow the invisible creed.
But, but, but...

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Someone was talking.
You. You, you, you were heard.

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And we all know the punishment
for talking.

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Don't we, boys and girls?

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I think he needs to see the light.

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Yes, I do.

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A few hours in the light
will make Jack a bright boy.

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[DOOR CLANGS]

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And now, lesson two.
[SHOUTS] All of you up to the streets!

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Bring back pretties,
lots and lots of pretties for your king.

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[SHOUTS] Now!

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[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]

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[BEEPING]

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I thought so.

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[DOOR SLAMS]

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[TRAIN RUMBLING]

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Dead bolt.

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[CRACKLING]

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[CLINKING]

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Just a second, son.
I'm not going to hurt you.

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[TRAIN HORN BLARES]

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Wait.

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[HORN BLARING]

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Open.

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[SCREECHING]

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Good evening, Alfred.

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Sir.

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Might this wee one be a leprechaun?

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This, Alfred, is our guest.
I'd like you to take care of him.

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Me? But I know nothing of children.

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You'll do fine.

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Feed him, clean him and put him to bed.

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Well, perhaps.

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Not in that order.

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Rise and shine, master leprechaun.

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Time to be up and about.

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First a bath, don't you think?

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Do you have a name?

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I hope you don't expect me
to guess it. Fred?

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Pete? Leon?

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How about a little help? Can you talk?

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[GRUNTS]

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Gotcha. [LAUGHS]

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You'll feel much better
when you're clean.

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[GRUNTS]

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And smell better too, I trust.

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Frog, the rolls, if you please.

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You're not Frog.

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Where is he?

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He's not here! Not here!

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And after all I've done for you
ungrateful little monsters...

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I took you in when
nobody else would have you.

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It is I who care for you.

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I who provide for you,

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and only I who knows what's good for you!

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Would you rather I sent you
back into the light?

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Back to those who
hurt you and sent you away?

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There will be nothing to eat
until Frog is found!

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[SHOUTING] Now, out with you.
Out with you!

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Now, now. Let's start with
some basic table manners.

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Knife, fork, spoon.

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Oh, dear, I could've sworn I...

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No matter. As they say, "Dig in."

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[MUNCHING AUDIBLY]

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I wash, you dry.

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Now then, doesn't it feel good
to be doing honest work?

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What? Wait!

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Charming.

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[ALFRED SCREAMS]

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[CRASHING]

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ALFRED: <i>Now, see here, we're supposed
to be working.</i>

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[CHUCKLES]

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I wonder if I was that much trouble.

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Oh, dear. That is extremely dangerous.

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You must put it down
before you hurt someone.

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Children and guns do not mix, ever.

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It wasn't loaded, but it could have been.

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I need your help.

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[GROWLS]

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Evidence.

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[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]

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Where is he?

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[GROWLING]

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[BELL CLANGING]

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I don't know what kind of barbarian
did this to you, but it's over.

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And from now on you'll be treated
like human beings.

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I think we'll have something
to say about that.

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-[CROCODILES GROWLING]
-Yes, we will.

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Welcome our guests.

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[GROWLS]

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[BELL CLANGS]

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Crush him! Destroy that costumed freak.

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[GRUNTING]

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[SCREAMS IN ANGER]

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I'll show you who's the ruler
of this kingdom.

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Put him down.

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-Now!
-It's feeding time for my pretties.

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[GROWLS IN ANGER]

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[GASPS]

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[GROANS]

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Great.

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And I thought you were endangered.

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Bravo. Bravo.

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You've caused me great distress,
you evil bat.

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Yes. Yes. Yes, you have.

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You've hurt my pretty pets, and
you've frightened my beloved children.

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-Beloved children?
-Yes.

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I feed them, I clothe them,
I discipline them,

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and I teach them a trade.

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And now I will teach you something.

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[BATMAN GROANS]

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Grab my hand!

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[SHOUTS] Never!

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A gruesome fate for a gruesome man.

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[SEWER KING LAUGHS MANIACALLY]

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SEWER KING: I rather enjoyed it.

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I told you, they're my pretties.

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[CHUCKLES] Have a nice swim.

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[SEWER KING LAUGHING MANIACALLY]

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Later.

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[EXPLOSION]

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What? You!

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[GRUNTS IN PAIN]

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[TRAIN HORN BLARING]

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Why? Why? Why?

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I don't pass sentence.
That's for the courts.

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But this time...

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This time I am sorely tempted
to do the job myself.

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The light.

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The light.

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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]