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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

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[DRILLING]

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[GLASS SHATTERS]

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[CHUCKLES]

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A piece of cake. Just like the boss said.

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Yeah, all it took was five minutes.

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BATMAN: And that will get you five years.

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With good behavior.

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[BIRD SCREECHING]

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[GRUNTING]

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[BIRD SCREECHING]

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[GRUNTING]

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-[CONTINUES SCREECHING]
-[CONTINUES GRUNTING]

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Bird seed?

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Hey, Roberta,
it's got a walkie-talkie wrist band.

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A pen light, binoculars,
even this cool badge.

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Yo, Sherwood, what you got there?

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It's a junior detective kit.

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And the name's Sherman.

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A fake, just like you, Wormwood.

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FRANK: Whoa. Check this out.

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A hawk.

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Come on, Frank. Those are mine.

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-[FRANK LAUGHING]
-SHERMAN: Come on. Give it back.

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Can't you find any of your
own species to play with?

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Ah, don't pitch a fit.
We're just kidding around.

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Hey, that's no hawk.

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Judging by its wingspread
and the shape of its head,

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it's obviously a giant
South American vulture.

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[SCOFFS] A vulture, in Gotham City?

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FRANK: Sure thing, Sherlock.

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SHERMAN: Come on, Roberta.

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ROBERTA: Sherman, where are we going?

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A vulture in Gotham City
is a mystery worth checking out.

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Come on, Roberta. It went in there.

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Sherman, the sign says it's condemned.
You shouldn't go in.

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Men.

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I don't like it.

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Cop a squat and dummy up, Jay.

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If the boss said to meet him back here,
we meet him here.

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[GASPS] What's that?

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It's just birdseed, birdbrain.

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Come on, let's get out of here.

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The Penguin.

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[SQUAWS]

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Aw, Scrap, my faithful pet.

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Ready for a ripe repast?

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[SHUDDERS]
That bald buzzard gives me the willies.

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If it weren't for Scrap,

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you two would be feathering
your nest at Stonegate Penitentiary.

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Now, where is it?

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Oh, how much more doth beauty
beauteous seem by this sweet egg,

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which we have scrambled for?

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SHERMAN:
They stole the Vonalster Fabergé Egg.

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The what?

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Don't you read the papers?

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Do the comics count?

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That thing's worth a fortune.

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We gotta tell someone.

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[SCREECHING]

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[EXCLAIMS]

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PENGUIN: Batman!

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Get that capon crusader.

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[ALL SCREAM]

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SHERMAN: Batman.

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-[WHIRS]
-[BOTH SCREAM]

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[BOTH SCREAM]

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[BATMAN GRUNTS]

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Get out. Now!

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[STUTTERS] Yes, sir.

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[GRUNTS]

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You should have taken your own advice.

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[GRUNTS]

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-[GAS HISSES]
-[COUGHING]

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[CONTINUES COUGHING]

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[BEEPING]

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[ENGINE STARTS]

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[TIRES SCREECHING]

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[BATMAN CONTINUES COUGHING]

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[GROANS]

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Batman's in trouble. Come on.

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I don't know about this.

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[GRUNTS] It's those delinquents.
Stop them!

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-Quick, inside.
-Sherman, do something.

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[BOTH COUGHING]

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We gotta get out of here.

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What am I doing?

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I'm not old enough to drive.

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[STRAINS] I can't reach the pedals.

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I can.

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Push that long one.

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[ENGINE STARTS]

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[TIRES SCREECHING]

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[ALL EXCLAIMING]

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[ALL CONTINUE EXCLAIMING]

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[GRUNTS]

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Hit it again.

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[TIRES SCREECHING]

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[JAY GRUNTS]

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Okay, Roberta, floor it.

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[TIRES SCREECHING]

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[SCREAMS]

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[SCREAMS]

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[CONTINUES SCREAMING]

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Be-fowled by a couple of fledglings.

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SHERMAN: Keep it going, Roberta.

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I think I'm starting
to get the hang of this.

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[GROANS]

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SHERMAN: Come on, Batman. This will help.

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[COUGHS]

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[BATMAN GROANING]

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It's okay.

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My name is Sherman.
And I'm a detective, too.

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We're lying low in my basement.

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We got the egg down here, too.

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See, this is my crime lab.

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It's not exactly the Batcave.

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Capsule.

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"Cap" what?

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No, you're not captured, Batman.

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You're safe here. It's just Mom and me.

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And she's at work.

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[ROBERTA CLEARS THROAT]

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Oh, yeah. And Roberta's here. She's cool.

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No.

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Visor.

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[GROANS]

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Wonder what that meant.

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Don't look at me.
I've had enough mystery for one day.

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-I'm calling the police.
-No way.

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A detective always has to protect
the identity of his client,

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especially when it's this client.

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Those meddling brats
couldn't have gotten too far.

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But, boss, what about the Batman?

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Batman's a worm, less than nothing,
a worthless peasant.

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And besides, the gas will keep him null
and void for a good week.

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MRS. GRANT:
Sherman, what are you doing down there?

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Nothing, Mom.

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MRS. GRANT: You're not trying to make
gunpowder again, are you?

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No, Mom, honest.

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We saved Batman's life, Mrs. Grant,

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and now we're hiding him
from some bad criminals.

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MRS. GRANT:
That's good, just don't make a mess.

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Nice going, Miss Bigmouth.

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Sorry, Sherman. I guess I panicked.

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MRS. GRANT:
I'm going to the store, Sherman.

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Stay out of trouble.

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SHERMAN: Sure thing, Mom.

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Afternoon, Mrs. Grant.

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Lovely day, isn't it?

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He's up! He shoots! It looks good!

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Oh, no!

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Man, oh, man! Scope out these wheels.

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SHERMAN: You guys
better leave that alone.

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Oh, Golly, we sure are scared,
aren't we, Nicholas?

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Oh, yes, Francis, we certainly are.
Step aside, Shirley.

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-Cool. Whose car is this?
-[DEVICES BEEPING]

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It's my mom's... My uncle's.

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All right, look, it's the Batmobile.

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FRANK: Yeah, right.

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Hey, I don't think he's kidding.

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What's this?

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Some kind of capsules.

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Capsule?

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Capsule on the visor.
That's what he meant.

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Give me that!
It's a matter of life or death.

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[BIRD SCREECHING]

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[CONTINUES SCREECHING]

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[CONTINUES SCREECHING]

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-No!
-[BIRD SCREECHES]

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-[CONTINUES SCREECHING]
-BOTH: Whoa!

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[CONTINUES SCREECHING]

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SHERMAN: Come on, Batman, wake up.

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[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

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It's him!

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NICK: Totally awesome.

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I wonder who he really is.

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No! Get back.

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[NICK AND FRANK GRUNT]

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This isn't a game, you jerks.

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If the vulture's here that means
the Penguin will be right on his tail.

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BOTH: The Penguin?

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-[TIRES SCREECHES]
-Oh, no! What's that?

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Oh, great! It's him.

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That's it. I'm calling 911.

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It's dead.

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So much for phone calls, huh, boss?

188
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Then it's them or us.

189
00:16:13,104 --> 00:16:14,804
Be careful with that egg, Roberta.

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I bet we can find
something here to help us.

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[BIRD SCREECHES]

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I don't think anyone's home.

193
00:16:25,659 --> 00:16:27,452
Yeah, the place is locked up tight.

194
00:16:27,786 --> 00:16:32,414
Stone walls do not a prison make
nor locked doors a barricade.

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Gentlemen, and I use the term loosely,

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after you.

197
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Okay, get ready for operation Fowl Play.

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[EXCLAIMS]

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How bourgeois.

200
00:17:03,821 --> 00:17:06,949
Tearing this place apart
could only improve it.

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[CLATTERS]

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00:17:09,034 --> 00:17:11,245
Let the egg hunt begin.

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[OBJECTS CLATTERING]

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[GRUNTS]

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[GRUNTING]

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[SHATTERS]

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-Hey, Raven, are you okay?
-[EXPLOSION]

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[SCREAMS]

209
00:17:36,185 --> 00:17:39,230
These commoners
have such cheap furniture.

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00:17:45,778 --> 00:17:47,822
Come on, Batman, snap out of it.

211
00:17:48,030 --> 00:17:50,742
If that didn't wake him,
I don't know what will.

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00:17:53,911 --> 00:17:56,539
Charge! Now, Roberta!

213
00:18:02,128 --> 00:18:03,296
Nice shot.

214
00:18:03,713 --> 00:18:06,715
Be careful, Roberta,
you don't wanna get too close.

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00:18:07,132 --> 00:18:08,592
-[PENGUIN GRUNTS]
-We did it.

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00:18:08,842 --> 00:18:13,680
Children defending their nest.
How noble. How endearing.

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00:18:14,848 --> 00:18:16,641
How ineffective.

218
00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:18,560
Grab the little pests.

219
00:18:36,828 --> 00:18:38,371
He's not awake yet?

220
00:18:39,164 --> 00:18:40,957
Frank thought he saw his eye blink.

221
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-[DOOR CLICKS]
-[EXPLOSION]

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[POUNDING ON DOOR]

223
00:18:51,259 --> 00:18:54,011
Valiant effort, but I win.

224
00:18:54,470 --> 00:18:57,181
Now, back away, you irksome imps.

225
00:19:01,644 --> 00:19:03,395
Ah. [CHUCKLES]

226
00:19:03,479 --> 00:19:05,272
A treat with my egg.

227
00:19:07,024 --> 00:19:09,652
Sliced ham. [CHUCKLES]

228
00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:13,239
No.

229
00:19:13,781 --> 00:19:15,574
Farewell, Bat-vermin.

230
00:19:18,786 --> 00:19:19,870
[PENGUIN GRUNTS]

231
00:19:20,037 --> 00:19:21,038
Batman!

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BATMAN: Back off, Penguin.

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00:19:29,004 --> 00:19:31,799
Gentlemen, your timing is impeccable.

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00:19:32,716 --> 00:19:34,176
Take no prisoners!

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[RAVEN GRUNTS]

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00:19:44,853 --> 00:19:45,854
[JAY GRUNTS]

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[BOTH GRUNTING]

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[RAVEN SCREAMS]

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00:19:53,027 --> 00:19:54,404
-[JAY GRUNTS]
-[THUD]

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I'll clip your wings, you flying rodent.

241
00:20:03,663 --> 00:20:05,164
[BOTH GRUNTING]

242
00:20:31,023 --> 00:20:33,650
PENGUIN: Still a little dazed, are we?

243
00:20:36,904 --> 00:20:38,113
[PENGUIN GRUNTING]

244
00:20:45,913 --> 00:20:47,289
We're safe!

245
00:20:47,539 --> 00:20:51,209
MRS. GRANT: My house! [YELLS] Sherman!

246
00:20:52,044 --> 00:20:53,337
Maybe you're safe.

247
00:20:53,962 --> 00:20:56,715
Young man, you've got some
serious explaining to do.

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[GASPS]

249
00:20:58,634 --> 00:21:01,511
Uh, Mom, I'd like you to meet Batman.

250
00:21:01,887 --> 00:21:03,263
Batman, this is my mom.

251
00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:04,973
Ma'am.

252
00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:06,433
Uh, hello.

253
00:21:07,601 --> 00:21:10,646
Say, Batman, you wouldn't be single,
would you?

254
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,075
Now, where was I?

255
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:27,000
Someone keeps swiping
Mr. Vanducci's newspaper?

256
00:21:27,370 --> 00:21:28,371
Right, Frank.

257
00:21:28,579 --> 00:21:30,429
You and Nick set up for surveillance.

258
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:34,001
Roberta and I will be over at
Mrs. Fineman's. Her dog is missing.

259
00:21:34,919 --> 00:21:36,045
You're the boss.

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BOTH: Sherman.

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